Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill

Episode Date: October 18, 2019

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my god, thank you guys! You guys are crazy! That feels so good. Oh my god. I could already tell this is crazy show. That feels amazing and I do drugs. I mean that. Oh, this is gonna be a crazy show. This audience is already so amped.

Oh my god. Well, you guys have a lot to be happy about. This town is really, I mean, you have the nicest Wendy's. I've ever seen a my guy. Oh my God. It's like two gays flipped this entire village. They came into some village, and they were like, girl, we are making this ours.

It's going to be like murder she wrote with metal siding. You know, it's so cute. I love it. Dorgeous. You guys, I'm just looking out on the crowd. You guys are already really coming on strong with the costumes and the t-shirts. I mean, we have someone dressed in like Gina Gava makeup.

She's dressed like a cat. She has a thing that says, best shirt. Gava. I wish we had some gather stuff to celebrate this. Let's make this a little more homie. How about that? We went to Harry Tee-Dur's. Harry's Tee-Dur's.

Harry's Tee-Dur's. Well, all the locals call him Harry. Harry's in Tee-Dur. And then we were like, they don't have enough gather shit. And here we're going to CVS next door. Bye. Yeah. So in an effort to make this place feel more like home. Decided. Home.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think there's enough. I don't think there's enough. We need another one. Preferably something that tells people that we're gonna gather. Gather. Gather, gather home.

I'm having a gather home. It's very Gina to have it like not balanced. Like two gather than a home. I thought it was nice. What can I say? It's only been like two weeks. I'm getting a bit clumped. Now I got like, I've got like almond in the back of my throat. You know when you eat like an almond and then there's like always like two weeks. I'm getting a clumped. I've got like almond in the back of my throat.

You know when you eat like an almond and then there's like always like a little piece of almond for like the next two hours, like coming back to haunt you. Don't do that. Don't do that. But we were just in North Carolina like two weeks ago and I already see, I already recognize the people that were at our Charlotte show. And I know I'm such a great person. I know those two things right there. I don't understand geography or anything. The the first time I know where we are is,

when you know how when you're on the plane, they show you on the monitor a little plane flying somewhere and I'm like, oh, that's where that is. And I was like, we were just here, right? He said, yeah, two weeks ago. And I was like, oh, yeah, it's the same lady in the elevator, because then all the elevators here. Sherry Berry.

Sherry Berry, North Carolina celebrity. Sherry Berry. I Barry North Carolina celebrity Barry I Mean she is so cute. They're always like Sherry Barry the Commissioner of labor. We have never We we have never gotten such a response for saying someone's name in a live show She's the Commissioner of elevators or something like that and she's retiring according to the late in the front row Elevators or something like that and she's retiring according to the late in the front row You guys I didn't want I guess we're sort of jumping the gun, but we do have a special guest Sherry's Barry So our first sponsor I think for the show was Sherry's berries. Yeah, so I felt very full circle Where I just keep seeing fucking Sherry Barry in the elevator. Yeah, it's like it's me again

You know that you know that she's picking up. Pick a floor, it's me, Sherry Barry. This elevator is going up. You know that she pulled a power move. You know she was like the first commission or elevator commissioner to be like, I want my photo and every elevator. Before then it was like Ralph Needlebaum,

who just like, no one knew what he looked like, but she's like, no. And you know it's like a glamour shot, too. My dad's in real estate and he got a new job. And so they're like, come onbaum, who just like, no one knew what he looked like, but she's like, no. And you know, it's like a glamour shot, too. My dad's in real estate and he got a new job and said they're like, come on in, Eddie, we need to get a new picture of you. And they like, did a full photo shoot and he's like, Rico Suave with this.

He's like, hey, it's me, Eddie Caram. I'm like, get out of here, Sarri Berry. You see what's he got that? She's like, I will be shocked for this. What can I say, I'm an elevator star. Well, Luan actually said be an elevator star. You sit here, Luan, while you're riding in a cherry berry. I know. Oh my God. Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, Pernet. Escalators are earned.

Speaking of Luann, actually, we just saw something that I thought was really funny, and I wanted to share it. So, you know, did anyone have seen Countess and Friends? Oh my God, you monsters. You monsters. You guys ain't even gonna pretend. Wow. You mentioned the elevator commission everyone goes nuts

Cow is a friend super like I'm sorry Wow, Sherry buries at home right now like fuck her She's got home and like a chair in her elevator living room like fuck her They have like a death becomes her relationship, you know? Like, oh, she's gonna be caprice style. Well, I'm gonna rule the elevators. Okay, well, this is just a little thing. I just saw a backstage, I thought was really funny.

So, you know, so, so, Candice Lomance, she has a poster up for her show and it has all these like pull quotes, you know what it says? She's her poster, you've seen the poster where she's just like kind of touching I just stepped off of y'all and one of her plastic diamonds on her necklace is like so has all these quotes on it like the most fabulous not in my life you know things like that and so one of the quotes is from the New York Times

and it says, inspiring. And so someone on Twitter named Anna Peel, at Banana Peel, she was like, wait a second, why would The New York Times say that council and friends is inspiring? So she looked up the review of, she looked up the review of the New York Times. I've come to my man.

And here is the quote. Don't do this to a sober person. She's my all time favorite. But I have to read this quote because it's so countis. Here's the quote. This is what the New York Times said. Tickets to the first performance of Countess and Friends went on sale on December 10th and quickly sold out,

inspiring Miss Deliceps to add a second date. That is so kind of, Louanne, I love it. Inspiring. Inspiring. Oh, I'm inspiring. Well speaking of inspiring, this episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Oh my God.

Inspired me to be such a whore last night. So we went to dinner and I was sitting at dinner last night and I looked down and my boobs were just hanging right out on the table. The fans didn't even tell me. I was like, my teeth are just hanging right out and he's like, I thought you did that on purpose. I thought so. I thought he was overheating. I thought he was overheating.

So yes, Real Housewives of Orange County, welcome to Watch With Crappens. The podcast about all that crappy love to talk about on EO-Rod. Sherry Berry, my first name. So previously, wow, it's about to be my birthday. And this year, I want to kick it up on us. She's doing her double finger, double-handed wand. Yeah, that's her. That's like second to the windshield wipers that she does.

When she's sad, she does the windshield wipers. I don't know why she had to do this at the wellness retreat. But when she's happy, it's like, hmm. We have a very panaminical show tonight and tomorrow, because we watched Dallas today. They take our notes for tomorrow's show. And Leanne, the whole show, it's like, how could you do that? I wrote it.

Oh, dude. I totally wrote down notes. I was like, Ben, you have to write down our hand gestures. You're a cause you're a toad. It's so good. They have to be like documented. Because there's a lot of hands.

So also previously, Gina said, what was she miliated? Gina, you agreed to date a cousin of Shane. Fuck you. Yeah. I want you miliated yourself. You more than yourself. I couldn't have said it better. It's true.

Who? S-ta-peditate patch? Tamra, evil. Okay, so we open today with Tamra and Vicki, like classic housewives, hanging out in someone's bedroom, getting their makeup done by people who are working harder than like the labor is out in front of home people. I mean these people are like getting the trowel girl. It's like, I thought Sherry Berry was hard.

They end up with gather faces from CVS. So they're going to be going on this train for Shannon's birthday down to San Diego. So Tamra's like, she's pulled out like a bag of like, you know, Bachelorette party, penises and stuff. She goes, well, I figured you can't pull a train without some penises. I'm like, yes, you can. You can go on the train, help penises.

You literally can go on the train anytime you want without penises. And I think I was gonna like that. I don't think she's gonna like that. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Also, I have a question. Is the phrase pulling a train a thing? No.

It's not, right? Because Tamara keeps saying it over and over again. Pulling a train. Running a train. Running a train. Running a train. Blowing a rail, running a train. It's like a superhero movie, you know, where they're like pulling a train.

They're like, how can do this? But also, it's just how lame these ladies are, that everybody's getting so excited to party in San Diego. Yeah. No one party is in San Diego, okay. Well, no, I think people party in San Diego. People do not party in San Diego. Telling you.

I don't know, I've been to the zoo and I saw those drafts partying pretty hot, okay? My mother always said, my mother always said, you don't want to rely on me on to party with, you got to party with yourself, that's why I party with myself and by myself I mean me, my best friend Sleshtora, every, okay? I don't even know why I went into Ramona for that. I just... It's like karaoke, you know, you just gotta do it.

Oh, no. Only you would stand up for San Diego party by saying, I went to the zoo and said, that's not a party in the zoo in San Diego. No, I went to Mission Beach. They party at Mission Beach. Okay. We're in a fight. They party to Mission Beach. Okay.

We're in a fight. We're in a fight. We're in a fight. I'm gathered. Oh my god. I'm just a review of that. You have to have the papers. Okay, that's fun.

That makes sense. So yeah, Tamara now is just going to say I pulled a train for every little thing. Like pulling a chair and telling her to hop, pulling a fan, I don't know, I'm not, I'm in her sister's panaces. And Vicki is like, I don't think that Kelly is gonna like that. And she's like, oh my god, no, she's over at, she's over at, which is Tamara's way of building in her defense for when Kelly and Evily is like, you know what, you say this way too much and I'm mad at you. I bet you're over. I bet you're over. I've got your outfit. I've got your outfit. I think that.

I've got your outfit. I've got your outfit. I've got your outfit. So she's not causing enough shit. Okay, so she's bringing all these dildos and stuff because that's how you turn fit. I don't know. You get that when you get married,

you get it when you have babies. Like, what else you get dildos? Christmas. I don't know. Hanaka. Hanaka. It's like you get that when you get married you get it when you have babies like what else you get Dildos Christmas Hanaka Hanaka or a day He's there. He's looking for Dildos in the backyard. He has risen Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Especially like the vodka's prepackage in the penis. Let's grab this penis-shaped teeto, so it's right. If you think of it as natural, it's natural. Everything you drink from is shaped like that.

So the big drama, yeah, I got that teeto's in there. Oh, it's in the glass. That's nice. Might it's enough to give me a big glass? Wow. OK, so they're going to drink vodka out of dicks. So that's what we're in for in this episode. Low rent vodka, that was just like, came out of a potato.

Yes. So then the next scene I wrote down what was happening, because you know, last season they used to do that. Was it last season they were doing big little lies where they just kept going? Yeah, I'd be like, why? I wouldn't music would come back. And you'd just see some kid trying to surf but I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,

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I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, She corresponds with herself and laugh. Facts is start coming out of the neighbor's house. So, yeah, the big drama coming into this is that Gina is like really pissed at Emily because Emily tried to set up with Sheen's cousin and then Sheen's cousin said that he has a girlfriend, aka he's just not that into you. Right, I mean let's be honest. And so, so Vicki's like, I mean I don't get what Emily would do that to her. I don't get that. They're acting like it's like the biggest crime against humanity, that Gina, that like Emily set her up. So I'm like, already like very mad, you know?

Well, if anyone should know what it's like to have guys go to you, it should be Vicki. I mean, let's be honest. Because Vicki is out there working, you know? Like when Vicki's single, she's like, hey, you buried, you with somebody, what are you doing? What are you doing? Like even when she met Bronwyn's husband,

she's like, oh, hello. Hello. Hello, touching his arms. Oh, look at you. That does a ball here, I think. What do you think about pulls? Do you think about pulls? So then we go over to Shannon in a car,

and she's with the women. And she's like, she's like sassy Shannon. I'm going to have fun on her birthday. Ha, ha, ha. So she has a guy that she does refer to as babe. And she's like, ha, well, babe, texting me today to say happy early birthday. Sort of thought that was very sweet. Ha, ha, ha.

Sam is so pretend happy. She's doing the high. Ah, Sam is coming out. He might be raining on my head. And the corner and rub it. Huh, whoa, that's a close call. There's a bird over here. Oh my God.

Well, he remembered, which was nice. We'll see if anyone else remembers and by anyone else, I mean, David. David, it's my birthday. Do you remember me, David? Oh my God, David's white. Is he married to that girl yet? That crazy lady.

She keeps putting on her Instagram. I'm like, well, I'd really like to talk to this stud at Andy. It's like struggle, my goal, struggle. So then we go to Bronwyn and Bronwyn's packing and her kids like, mommy, don't be late if you want to get on the train. And Bronwyn goes, I love a good train. You know what I like is that it was actually Tamara who said that to her, but I like that tamer and children just sort of sound the same. Oh, I put kid a march against Broadway. Never mind.

So then we see Gina's look for San Diego. It was like between the hair and the coat, it was like Monsters Inc meets Isaac Newton. Yeah. You know? Which is basically what a party in San Diego looks like. I'm telling you. It's like the one time Gina makes sense.

So then we get the battle of Justice Voice, OK? Because who's back? Megan King at Men's. Megan King at Men's. Justice headband. Justice headband. Just this headband. Just this. So by the way, everyone gets to go to this party with a friend except for Emily. They just like drop her off at some bench to like go. So she's sitting there like, So they decided to put Megan with Emily, which is hilarious because it's basically the

same voice at least on our microphones. It's like the exact same thing, right? And I didn't realize until they, so Megan just comes back like she's never been gone. Yeah. Boring, adorable, gorgeous, and amazing. She was amazing. Yes. But she also had a conductor hat on. And the thing is that like, we have, right,

we see you get your hat on, get your hat on. Because she's very committed to this conductor hat look. At first I thought it was going to be her funny like, I'm wacky Megan King Edmonds, we're going to conduct our hat. But she wears that thing the whole rest of the night. She just loves the theme. Yeah. What were you saying down there?

A denim jump suit. Was that a jumpsuit that she was wearing? God. It was a justice suit. She's so pretty. Justice suit. Truth justice and the American apparel. Okay, yeah.

So the point is, she watched in just like Megan, and then they start the battle of, Hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi, yeah. So the point is, she walks in just like Megan, and then they start the battle of, Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, Megan. And so she's like, hi, what's wrong? And Emily goes, just tired. The worst cocktail party of all time. You know it's bad if someone has just met you and the first thing they a is what's wrong. What did you eat last night? I can tell. Yeah, what's wrong? I'm acting guys. I just met you like three

seconds ago and I can tell that there's something wrong. I looked at that on a French site, could withdrawal man now and know everything about you. You know, she knows Emily's whole fucking life. Oh, yeah, I know. Because she's just as... So the bar results aren't in, but I have them in Shandon Pass. Sorry. Because she investigated.

Yeah, Emily goes, You have good intuition. There's a real mystery there, Emily. Yeah, and the sad lady by the recycle bin in the park. Hunched over throwing bread crumbs at pigeons and then resenting them for her. It's like the saddest murder she wrote up. I was like, Why is Emily sad?

David. David. I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial, David? David. David. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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It's my birthday. Wait, when I'm talking about... Oh, feels so good. I'm 55, but I feel like I'm 20. Who was that in that hat? Who was that tall skinny bitch in the hat? Skinny skitties. Oh, it's Megan King and Mitt! Ah, bonko!

It's Miss 30 year old. Oh, yes! Oh, no. Yes, I ain't that they train to making king edmonds. I thought Charities. So of course Shannon has to shinny skin. She has to skinny. I haven't even drank this by the way.

I want witnesses. She's skinny shins the Megan. Because she's like, is that Megan King Edmonds? Ha ha, you're pregnant. I'm carrying a six month old right now. I'm like the clip of when Megan woulds pregnant. She's carrying a six month old right now. Like the clip of when Megan was pregnant. She's like, so where is James? Oh, he's in Florida just coaching and cheating on me as we speak.

Oh, you know, he's somewhere not being sorry at all. You know, Jim? Yeah, you know. So Kelly does show up in a much better mood about the train. She's like, hey, Meghana! Oh my god, look at that tall dork in the hat! Woo! Oh my god! Oh, look at you doing the train, huh?

Ha! So, Gina is fully ignoring Emily because God forbid Emily tries to set this woman up stupid thing. So Gina's just ignoring her and you know like the more that Emily gets ignored the more she's like pushing her head like the back of her neck like hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. But Gina's so mean. It is so mean. It's like something. It's like something to Emily, okay?

She's married to Shane. She has a lot to deal with. It's like just seeing someone laying down on the plane aisle, like shaking, and you're like, move! Yeah. Help them! But to get them up, get them a bar bag,

get them some water. Isn't it bad enough that she lost out on being the North Carolina Elevator Commissioner? Yeah! But you imagine because that really is a role for Emily. Hahaha. Going up or going down, like me. But you imagine because that really is a role for Emily. Going up or going down like me. Just like sad at the end of the elevator ride.

It's like the sad version of the crowned with Emily. Just like no love in the elevator. And, uh, got swear I brought ducks, I brought ducks, but I'm getting over sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks ducks ducks, I'm sucked ducks ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks, I'm sucked ducks,. Yeah, I'm not being guilty. Oh, I'm not being guilty. And then we get a flashback to that crazy drag bingo episode where Lydia looked like she'd been shrunken into a hat or something. And so it's like a shrunken ed Charlie Chaplin, you remember? It was like a weird like voodoo thing went wrong. So we're back at drag bingo.

And like Kelly's like, I don't have a problem with you. And then Megan's like, well, I thought we were friends until you said my husband was having a 10-year affair on me when I was seven months pregnant. And then comes back to Kelly and she goes, I don't hold grudges. I'm like, it's not up for you to hold the grudge. But also Kelly was right.

Well, you still don't say it. You can be right about a lot of things. You care. It's every husband on that show cheats on you. That's true. You don't say it. If you say it, then it becomes real, okay? Listen, this is America. When you're being cheated on, you shut the fuck up until you have a part-time job to at least get a decent apart. Many of you say one thing, you're fighting every goddamn day, all goddamn day, okay? Just pretend it's okay. Yeah, it's like you don't say beetle juice three times. You don't say candy man in the mirror.

You don't say bloody, what a bloody murderer. You don't say Vicki three times. Do it, I bear you. Okay, I'll do Vicki three times. Oh, my butt crack. Oh, are you? Okay, do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

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Who's the four Vicki? Okay, no, put her down. I feel bad, man. We're all put her over here at the front, so everyone can see her. I feel like guilty. If the Vicki joke goes on too long, if you'll guilty, all right, good job. So, are you gonna put that way?

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Okay, so let's get on the hot, Metz Express batch, the Chains of San Diego. So you know this, just going to add my evidence against San Diego, which by the way is a beautiful, wonderful place. I'm just saying people don't party there. But you see how much people don't party there? By the way, people react on the train. They are so fucking excited on the train. Like, never on a housewife so do people like happy that real housewives are filming around them. Oh my god, not me. But on this train, they're like, I don't know, I don't know your listen to our bonus episode

or not, but I had we were talked a few months ago about how I went on that train. And you know, it goes through Orange County and like, they come on that, they come on that train and it's terrifying. It is terrifying. I saw a woman try to go to the bathroom in a trash can on the, not like, she wasn't trying to pee in it, she thought the trash can was a door to the bathroom.

I live in Hollywood, don't just shit right on my door. So to me, that's class, you know? Okay. Alright, that's fair. Some of that witch hair on my neck on my neck. I feel like we each cursed ourselves somehow. He did. She's right there.

Okay, it's going to change. So Kelly's like, this rumor of having a train is like, you just have to laugh about it. I mean, I should be so lucky that eight guys want to bang me. That's an attitude. And I like that someone got on and was like, I feel like I'm in laugh about it. I mean, I should be so lucky that eight guys want to bang me. That's an attitude. And I like that someone got on and was like, I feel like I'm an Italy again. What's that tamer, of course, you would say that. I'm an Italy again.

Italy again. You're in Orange County. How dare you? And Vicki, of course, she's like, I can't. I have to not go backwards. I have to not go backwards. I have to not go backwards. Why didn't no one make her go backwards? The key backwards is the best idea of all time.

Oh God, every time I look at more notes, I'm like, oh, all right, I just fear of finger did I was so stressed out. So, now come out the penises, right? So, Jammer's like, this penis holds coats. This penis is a pencil. This penis is a garden hose. Like now, penises have all these functions. And then, Bronwyn's like,

can I have a bit of your penis? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, So Vicki grabs one of the penises and she's like, where were you guys? Did you remember when I taught everybody how to give blow jobs? Oh, I had fully forgotten. No one looks adorable giving a blow job. Let's just admit it right now. It's not like the prettiest, like, no, wow, you looked great. Pooping or whatever, it's just not like a great, like,

we love blow jobs, but it's not like wow you look great doing that But man Vicki with a giant was it a rainbow penis? It was just like it was like a there's like Joseph in the amazing tender color dildo and it was like It was a lot of colors and a lot of Vicki red and yellow green and brown. It's got them black and ogre and peaches So very golden ashwin rose it dammit. I'm for you. Go, go, go, Vicki. Okay, so yeah, we get this, like, wretched flashback of her, collating this Blotley pop.

Ti-baga, Ti-baga. Ti-baga. Ti-baga, Ti-baga. And then Kelly starts like collating the new penis. There's like a lot of like, penis things happening, whatever. My favorite was that when they were sitting there on the train, Kelly looks out the window, she goes, look at all that traffic out there.

Look at that traffic. You want to see that traffic? Good works! You stupid cars and the war! It works. It works. And then Bronwyn tells us, I kind of hate blow jobs. I haven't given one since 87, except for a good purse. What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this?

What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this?

What the hell is this? What the hell is this? Everyone thinks he's so kinky by having like an open relationship that ain't kinky that is lazy So Kelly's having like a little bit of an issue because she She had like called her boyfriend Brian that morning. I was like what's going on? And then he was like I've got going to surgery and then like he Why are you calling me? Where are you calling me? I heard you know what surgery? But my 30 is not weird. It's like not even checking in.

What sort of dork did surgery? You're the work. So she's really mad. And so they're all trying to like, calm her down and be like, listen, it's okay. It's only been five hours, you know. Truly. And so then she's just basically saying, like, well, you said I'm insecure.

So make me feel secure, you dork. You dork. like, well you said I'm insecure, so make me feel secure. You're a door, you're a door. Yeah, if you think I'm insecure, then make me more secure. That's, I'm gonna be a therapist. So I'm just gonna be like, are you insecure? I'll make you more secure. $50. You're done.

So then, Tamer is like, okay, Jenna, tell us how you got dating is going. Go ahead, just talk with her. Yeah, Gina, we don't know what's going on. Like, what happened to us about your dating? Hey, hey Emily, why are you crying over in the corner? Gina, tell us more. That Gina kept telling us.

Um, she's like, well, I think that she's supposed to be, we totally, I've not talked about this multiple times, even on camera, she's supposed to be getting set up with a cousin of and she was like, oh, we don't need to talk about that. Oh, obviously, it didn't happen. It obviously didn't happen. Well, obviously, I got stood up, which is why I brought a sign here today that says, stood up. No gathering.

You know, when you're in a relationship for a long time and you break up and then you learn, like, oh, everything's online and then you get an app and then you're horrified by for a long time and you break up and then you learn like oh everything's online And then you get an app and then you're horrified by the world and just want to die I mean, I'm sure at least half of us know it's like a Dick and a fuck you at the same time with like here's my dick fuck you, you know I think that's what Gina's going through because who the hell would expect scenes any man to just be like hey Number that date I stood you up on let's keep it going baby. No one's like that okay it's a fake world the world sucks.

I also, but also like, I mean who the hell does she think she is okay. Listen you can be annoyed I would be annoyed if it's like oh we're like flirting is supposed to go on a date and you have a girlfriend I would be annoyed and I might say to Emily hey by the way in the future could you like vet these people a little bit more but like giving the silent treatment and acting like she's like bulldozed or casita? No, it's ridiculous. Get over it, Gina, get over it.

I had something going with that casita until she and cousin came along. Guys, the chance on the chain, maybe on the chain. Okay, so Tamer is still yelling about a train and they're getting to, they're passing Del Mar. She's handing us, well guys, I used to hang out at Del Mar.

Okay. Fun shaman. I was raised. Waves Del Mar. Del Mar, waves, crashing. Well, the fun fact, I actually used to be a surfer chick. I was a surfer chick. I mean, I guess it's more like I would really enjoy surf and turf, but that qualifies,

right? David? David. Remember when we surfed? David? Someone better find me a bird. Thank you, sir David. David. I guess. I guess bird. Thank you, Mr. David.

I guess. I thought I'd beckon to kiss you. I'd beckon to kiss you. And Tim is like, I think I'm going to Vichanas. I'm into Vichanas now. I'm to Atlanta Vichanas. Yeah, that was the new thing that Timmer was doing. Where'd that come from?

This is that thing in college. Can you remember in college, I did not go to college, but my sister went to college. So I still fucked a lot of people in college. When I was roughly college age, so I understand, I've got the important parts. But this is like when you're dancing, it's like those pretty girls, but they're not getting enough attention, so they're like, that's make out on the dance floor. And then they get like every guy wants their number. I think that's what they're doing, that's make out on the dance floor. And then they get like, every guy wants her number.

I think that's what they're doing, but it's like Tamra. It's like Tamra when she was like, that's too about to be in Emma. Oh my God, which we actually saw again this episode. Yeah. God, this was a horrifying episode. It really was.

It was horrifying. You guys deserve better. It was just thirst peaking. It's like every scene. It's like, okay, it was a Vicki giving a deep throat. Okay, okay, Tamer's gonna let, okay. Just keeps topping itself. See, why do we have to have flashbacks

of Vicki fileting the popsicle? Why couldn't we have some flashback of Shannon and her surfer days when she was just like, because what she actually said was that what she would do is she would sit on the beach and just watch her boyfriend surf. And you know that there's probably some hilarious footage of Shannon just sitting on a beach just staring out on the surf. He's coming back, right? He's coming back.

Every time the wave crashed and you go on, I'm doing Oh my god, I'm thinking oh, I'm still sitting on the sand As a there's a crab looks like that crab has a has a husband who treats it well I guess we'll just stay out there surfing all day long. I'll just sit here I'm Santa's a real beach girl because they get off the train and Gina's we're be going right now and Santa goes Positon for a drink Poseidon I never wished a bar would just be called poison I said I never wish before a bar would be called just poison

So so they also down at this bar and Kelly and Vickie are sitting next to each other Which is a big deal because you because they hated each other last week. And so Kelly is like trying really hard to forgive Vicki, which is, I feel like that's not going to last very long because Vicki, right? Yeah. And Timer's like, oh my god, I can't believe you're just sitting back to each other. Can't believe it. And she's like, yeah, I believe in forgiveness.

It's the right thing to do. I was like, that's Kelly. St. Kelly of the OC. So, yes, then everyone's like, cheers for Shannon's birthday. And they're all like, whoa, Shannon's birthday. And then he just comes to Emily and she's like, hmm. The waitress is like, what's wrong?

I barely know you. And I came to tell you this. The waitress is like, what's wrong? I barely know you, and I can tell you what's that. The gentleman from that table have sent you a cocktail. We call it the what's wrong? Oh, that handsome gentleman at the end of the table has sent a box of Kleenex, you sad motherfucker now. So then everyone's getting sick of their fake wooing,

because it's everyone's going, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. So Dickey jumps in and she's like, so, Gita, you were supposed to go out with somebody's cousin, like who's the cousin you were supposed to go out with and then they did show up. What was that? What was that?

It was a single, it was very, very much single and like no, no good person would ever set you up with someone who'd had a girlfriend already, right? Was that something like that? This is not the right situation to talk about that. This is the right situation to give dirty looks and not speak to my friend and then we'll see where it goes from there. Okay. You guys. It's so hard not to put Ramona in there. Also because their eyes are just like,

don't, don't. You guys, if I wanted to talk about it, I would have brought my sign that says, I want to talk about it. Brown was like, want to make that whack here? Because I have a chalkboard week. Right? Okay.

So, Tina's like, how do you even know about that? And Vicki's like, oh, well, you know, because I believe it's saying, I don't know, how do I know? Everybody's saying things, I can keep drawing a lot of that. Okay, deep drawing a lot of that. That's time to tell me, time to tell me. Time to tell me. So Emily's like, everyone's just gonna talk about me

and think I'm in the table. Well, it doesn't help that Kelly goes, Emily! Emily! Emily! Emily! Emily! Mmm. So there's a lot of wooing going on already, and I'm really glad they decided to up the obnoxious and bold out a literal whistle.

Okay, thank you, Sharon. Oh, my God. Thank you. You're lucky that it's not involved in our prop comedy for this evening, because I did say, I tried to get a whistle. I tried and it was like. I got a whistle. No. No whistles.

So Vicki's like, the golf club girls getting hurt down there. Back. What whistle hurt you? So Vicki is telling Emily, you know, so you were thinking it was going to be a real day. Because I remember, I remember you think it was real day, but then it turned out to be a fake day.

Now you're like really sad about it, right? So Emily's like, I'm going to the bathroom. Yeah. And then Shannon's like, well, Emily just got reactionary. I need the bathroom. Well, suddenly she needs to go to the bathroom. Oh, wow. Last time I checked, bathrooms are places you go to when you have to use the bathroom

because your bladder is full. And last time I checked, Miss Emily Simpson probably was only at three quarters full. Ah! Who goes to the bathroom when they're upset? I can't believe that someone would make a scene. Someone like her would make a scene. It's not like she got her head bashed in with a mouth by Ms. Kelly Todd.

That's a real emergency. So then Megan's like, well it goes all go to the bathroom too. I'm gonna follow my voice twin. As she goes to the... She follows along in her little train conductor hat. Yeah, she's still in the hat in the bathroom. And Emily's doing a really good job of controlling her temper,

which means she should be fired any minute, because you did not get hired to control your temper in the bathroom. And she's also, by the way, Oh, fuck you, kill you! Fuck you, kill you! But she's also, by the way, Emily's also making sense, because she's like, by the way, Oh, fucking kill you. Fuck her kill you. But she's also, by the way, Emily's also making sense, because she's like, oh, well, she's,

what Gina's always saying, like, I tell it like it is. What's out to the faces. And then one stupid idiotic thing comes up and she tells everyone except for Emily. So I was really team Emily on this, I have to say. Yeah. I mean, I kind of am, too, but it's hard to be on tight team either because like who would set somebody up with Shane's cousin?

Like it's not true. I'm sorry, that's just not. Of course she set herself up with Shane, so it's like, do you hurt the person who's hurting themselves? Yeah, that's true. So Emily is in the bathroom and she's like, I texted her and I called her for days and she wrote with my name and she's talking to everyone else. And he starts to see her coming back, you know?

So then we cut back to the table and she's like, I mean, now someone well enough to know that if they're gonna be good to set up a night, I mean, if you don't know somebody's gonna set up then don't do it. She's really riding that. Yeah, she's like really putting way too much thought into the stupid situation. So now Bronwyn goes up to go to Bathroom to check in on Emily. And so they're all like talking and everything. And Emily's like, she looks like I fucking murder someone. I set her up on a double date.

It didn't work out. They never wanted a date. No big deal. Megan, you're standing in some poo. You should move to the left on a double date. It didn't work out. They never wanted a date. No big deal. Megan, you're standing in some poo. You should move to the left there a little bit. Oh. So Bronwyn returns. She's very upset. Thank you, Bronwyn.

So Shannon's like, come on, let's stay out of this situation. Simpson's taking place in a bathroom. Just this stuff thing, question. And time was like, oh, hey, China. I'm Jesus, God, talk, right, China. It's just a talk, right? So, she's like, oh, my God, she knows I'm a germaphobe. That's why she's making me go to the bathroom.

Yeah, that's why. She knows I'm a germaphobe. I'm a germaphobe. Then why are you wearing the shaggyest jacket in the history? That's a germ catcher. It's like on the train, just whisking in germs and holding them close to your bosom. Gather all the germs.

You know what's my worst nightmare hearing you complained about how you're a germaphobe in San Diego? That's what my worst nightmare is. Yeah, come back with your 18 children. I love when people are like, I'm a germapho here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

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Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Emily is like, Oh, it isn't nice, it didn't work out, okay? And Tina's like, I just met Megan, and I wouldn't bring her into my business. You just talk like literally to the bus boy about this. But the best part is that when Gina walks in, so like this whole time, Emily and Megan have been like talking in this corner. And then Gina walks in and she's in the door,

so the camera swings around, and there's a lady just like She's like, uh, can I use the bathroom yet like clearly been stuck there for like 15 minutes holding in her pee I mean while Shannon's at the table like as her party is now devolved into tears and drama, she's trying to like, she's trying to convince herself that this is the best party ever. So she's like, you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, we should do. This is gonna give me 40 to 50 positive thoughts.

Let's do a video. Ha, look, having fun. Ha. Oh, it's actually not on, okay. Ha, ha, ha, oh, David, am I face-taming you? Oh, guys, it's actually not on. Okay. Hi, hi, hi. Oh, David, am I facetaming you? Oh, guys, it's David. It's David.

I don't think you've found time out, Bertie. What a sad accident. Sorry, David. Must you eat chips right into the face talking? What, I'm trying to have Gingwok and San Diego, David. Oh, is that your new girl friend back there? Okay, that's great. It's wonderful.

So Gina and Emily have their big confrontation. And Emily's like, I can't look all you three days in the world. Well, I'm pissed at you. And you better even know this girl, Megan. Who the hell is Megan King at? How dare you? How dare you, I love you.

Who the hell is Megan King at? Who the hell is Megan King at? How dare you, I love you. Who the hell is Megan King at? I mean, we'd love to give people sit on their, on this show. How dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, Yeah. Thank you. She is probably the most important whistleblower we have encountered since, yeah. Since well, you know. Yeah, Gina's like, third rate politician. Just kidding, news.

Okay, so. He he he he. It's like, wow, I stand for Nancy. I mean. So. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Can someone explain what the train means? I wore a hand up their hat for this fucking episode. Someone gonna help me out here. So Emily goes to cry, where really you can always get someone to help you at the valley, okay?

When you need someone to pretend that they care, have $20 in your hand. It's a very good move. She basically, yeah, because basically as she and Gina are fighting, and Gina's like her accent was so strong, like, stronger than it's ever been. She's like, I'm pissed at you.

I'm pissed at you. You know what, I'm sorry, you don't even call me black. I'm not gonna call you black, because I'm her right now. I'm gonna be at you right now. So I'm just like, fuck it. So she goes out to the ballet, and she just sort of sits there and is like,

well, I'm sure that someone will come to console me. Oh. That's very like, so I'm real last week on Dallas. And she is like, well, I'm sure that someone will come to console me. Oh. That's very like somewhere last week on Dallas. And she's like, I am so mad. Oh. And she walked outside the strip mall and sat there and nobody came to her.

And so she came back and she's like, I left for a minute. OK. Ho. Ho. Ho. Oh, how? So Shannon's like, get them out of the bathroom. All right, I'm going to whistle. Sounds fun, Emily. Better come out of their bathroom. And Kelly calls it because she's like, wow, Shannon really knows that nothing fun comes

out of the bathroom. And then we just see clips of Shannon in the bathroom. I get out of the door. So anyway. So yeah, so meanwhile Shannon and Vicki are like blowing his- first of all, we should also mention that they're like totally terrorizing every man in this restaurant. While this is all happening, they're blowing this- They're blowing this with someone.

They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone.

They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing this with someone. They're blowing, yeah, it's not like offensive at all. You know, they're like, yeah. Except they're like whistling an inanimate object. It's like, how? Look at that. Beep, beep, beep. I guess that's more of a horn. Beep, beep, beep.

Look at that. Oh, that's hot. Look. He's sort of statu-esque. Oh, oh, he's statu. OK. Right. Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Wow, look at that. It is a thing that unfolds like this and holds a big tray of smaller trays. That is hot. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep at that. It is a thing that unfolds like this and holds a big tray of smaller trays. That is hot. Broom, broom, broom. Broom, broom, broom. Well, look at that. Isn't he rather saucy?

Oh, it's a bowl of salsa. OK. Speak of which, I'll have some more nachos. Thank you. So then we come back. And what's happening now? I wrote M Kelly M G, Gene M CalCal. So I think Kelly now goes.

So Emily is now at the curb. Like for 15 minutes waiting for someone to notice that she's gone. So Kelly goes now to find her. And Kelly is, this yeah, Kelly's like nothing good comes out of the bathroom. And then we get a flashback to the quiet woman Where you have where Shannon is yelling at Kelly and she's doing one of those my favorite Shannon things Which is that she runs out of breath while she's trying to get mad? Horrible to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Give it! That's just she slams the door. It's like, get out of the fucking bathroom. She slams the door. And that was right after the Kelly. Yeah, maybe she didn't need to tell us. Wouldn't she tell her? It's not my fucking play, bitch.

Maybe you wouldn't be so depressed if you didn't need too much. That's enough, I fucking thank you, bitch! I should went to the bathroom. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, and now, okay, well... So...

I said, I'm gonna have a moist towelet in here. So Kelly is trying to explain to Emily what's going on. Like, Emily doesn't know. She found Emily at the Valle. Someone finally found Emily there. And then Gina comes out also. So now Kelly is the voice of reason. Which is hilarious.

Just Kelly explaining things. She's like, whoa. She said she thinks because you didn't like color and tell her it's something you should have called. Oh. Kelly always just looks like she just can't remember. She's like, come on. The inart of the Caprio jewel in the ocean.

It's like someone put her in charge. I'm not sure if you made her on a boat passing by. It's a Kelly, it's a Titanic, okay. It's just remembering different things. It's like, well, someone put her in charge for ordering for the table. Oh, I shall have a chaperido and a steak and a... Tortillas, call it. Busses, bust, bust, bust, bust, bust,

you're doing your work, I hate this, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. So now, Gina's like, listen, I'm heard, I'm allowed to be heard for a beat, I'm allowed to be heard for a beat. Like, no, you're not allowed to be heard about this. This is stupid. You're the one who's complaining about Emily being hurt by stupid things. This is stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid So she wasn't ready to pick up the phone and then yeah, Emily's like just pick up the phone She's like I wasn't ready when you're not ready and not ready. I was like well, why doesn't the guy have that?

That excuse maybe it was just wasn't ready to date stupid leave everything alone Gina. She's mean. I didn't have a sign that said pick up the phone. I mean, while back at the table, Shannon is trying so hard to make this a fun party, and she's going, Tracing me guys. Tracing, Tracing, Tracing me guys. Tracing me, anyone? Tracing me guys. So Emily is like, what do you mean he has a girlfriend?

I didn't even know he has a girlfriend. What's his girlfriend's name? I don't know her. And she was like, I don't know. And Emily was like, what's your name? What's her name? And then Sam is like, oh my god, is this the supposed to be fun? Like she's finally breaking at the table.

Yeah. And then, like, you know, so, like, Emily then is like, listen, I just, I don't know him very well. Well, why don't you stand him up with me because you put up a sign that says, set me up with someone you don't know well. He's very literal. So then it turns out that no one knows this cousin really well

because he like gotten a fight with the mother-in-law or something, which is scary. Yeah, well, there was a no one really knew. He was at some family party, and Gina was flirting with him at the party. So that changes everything, too, because... No, nothing has changed. This is the simplest thing, and even Emily says it.

She says, well, I don't know him very well, because he only recently came into my life, and then Gina met him at a party, and they hit it off, every time I'm been with him He's been single and she's single so I thought great. Let's all go out to dinner together end of story shut up Gina And that's the war means This is the warring So chairman's like oh my, she has got to stop this.

So, there's got to be something wrong with Emily. She is in front of a restaurant. She's in front of a restaurant, making a scene. And we all know the only place that you make a scene is when you're in the Caribbean, freaking out about something or the wellness resort. At a cost of the quiet woman or CVS. CVS is a great place to make a scene. CVS better than Target. There's more people in the Target to arrest you.

Yeah, on CVS, at a concert held by a lack, ladies who rock. Great places to freak out, but not in front of this restaurant. In front of a restaurant disgusting. Shannon, who's been calm for five minutes in her life, you know. So Megan's like, I don't know. I feel bad for her. And Gina goes, no, I feel bad for her. She's my friend.

What? So then outside, Emily's still wearing outside, right? So Tamer's like, well, you know what? I met with Jenna Yastard and I thought she's got some peltar present, man. And we lose money. She's like, then you know what? You shut that.

Stand up for yourself. Go over that and stand up for yourself. Preferably with this dick ear cleaner that you can use for drama. Tamara. And did you know that is the most evil, but she really does work the hardest. She does. Everybody comes up to the table. I mean, but she really does work the hardest. She does.

Everybody comes to the table. I mean, she, Tamara knew what she was doing. The only reason why she went in there for a cleanup crew with Emily is because she wanted to get the dirt and she got it because Emily was like, you know, she always gets pissed about stupid petty things. And when Emily said that, I was like, oh, you know, Tamara's going to come and take that to Gina in the next episode of like, she's supposed to get pissed about petty things all the time. And they're going to be in a fight again, be like, she's supposed to get best about petty things all the time.

And they're gonna be in a fight again, all because of Tamro. Are you new here? I'll tell you that. I'll tell you. How Bravo was built, you know? So back at the table, Bronwyn really amps up the fun. She's like, hey guys, remember my daughter's doing a fashion show? Don't forget! OC Fashion Week. It's like, hey guys remember my daughter is doing a fashion show. Don't forget!

OC Fashion Week. It's a big deal. Yeah, my daughter is going to be presenting their Sherry Berry is going to be performing. Elevator Couture. Bolino Couture. So, Alexis Couture. Oh, Alexis Couture. Wow. You know, it's like when Jesus says, turn the other cheek or like, whatever fish in love? No.

No, make a maxi dress. Alexis is arguing with Jesus in her head. Like, no, Jesus. I'm mad at that lady. So now they hop in the van and as I drive off you hear brawm And then they go to a place that like had to be named by Tamra because it's called speaker so I'm like Speaker, Speaker They walk in and Tamra goes, I don't think of guys, I don't think of guys. I'm just like

mortified for everyone in the restaurant not realizing how much worse it was about to get. Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. We're having so much fun. Shannon just keeps saying, we're having so much fun. We're having so much pure light, Shannon Bedore. Cute by all the fun, she's had a speaker. I know there are any guys here for whistle-worthy? Oh, let's see, he has a peg leg.

Hot! You! Oh, you're a stool. Never mind. I'm timid-side. Yeah. His hot. Puffer chain.

Puffer chain. Puffer chain. Puffer chain. Hi. I just want a kiss for my birthday. I don't want to get a shot up, Tehran. I just want to get, I don't need to get blamed, I just need to get kissed.

And because like, shabby, you're a whore. Yeah. 55 is gonna be so hot. 55 is gonna rock. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. I'm gonna be so high! 55 is gonna rock! Big fun! It'll be fun. I think Kelly's like 55 ARP. Oh!

Oh! That was like... That was like a little too real for Shannon, you could tell. She's like... Kelly, tap. I don't know why she has to take it there. I'm trying to have fun. Respect the process. Respect the process. So then we order.

Would you like to talk about the order? Did you write it down? I didn't. Was it something like 1942 shots? That was the big thing She'll have she's up happers Brad Depp and macaroni and cheese Deep fried pickles and a deep fried chicken that's just for Shannon and then for me

Camer, are you under minor I'm also a Beniston go single-ghost in here. Catch Sam. He's like a Shannon Thomas specific list. She wants to meet a single guy, okay? So they start terrorizing the restaurant going into every single room, including the kitchen. I can't do it, yeah.

I didn't single guys, I didn't single guys. And Shannon's doing her like full on. I can't do it. Oh my God. How? We're just two crazy, crazy girls. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Also for anybody who's ever worked in a restaurant, never go back to the kitchen and say, anybody want to get laid? Yes, they want to get laid in the kitchen and say anybody want to get laid? Yes, they want to get laid in the kitchen. Corner. Corner. So, brought, Tamah's like, oh my god, ever that I've smelt it, never that thing up. And Brahmins like, so when are we going to make out? And Tamah's like, so when are we gonna make out? And Tim is like, so, and she was like, you guys already kind of did that.

Yeah. And then Bronwyn just like, licks. She sort of like gets close and we're not gonna demonstrate it. Sorry, I'll demonstrate on this. Ah. Ah. Um.

Ah. Ah. Ah. And all the diners, everyone, it's like this weird restaurant because there are tables in the middle. And then everyone's sitting around them almost like stadium seating It was like theater in the round and they're all like watching and that lady from the bathroom was there too Yes, did you notice? Wouldn't you follow them too?

That's what you thought on the bathroom? So so so Tamra and Brahmin are close, so they're all getting rowdy. It's like, it's actually like turning into like, so much fun. And then all of a sudden Emily's like, I love you. I love you. I love you.

Ready, ready. I love you. Watch out. Get that face licked. So who starts making out? OK, this is where notes really go. Because this is where it just, like, the newer MacBooks have this keyboard.

Let's see where you are. I'm concerned about where you are. Look, I don't even know what's happening. And I watched this twice. But both times this happened, I was like, my hands wouldn't even move. They were both like trying to, they couldn't even clutch a pearl. They were like, I don't know. It's such a a mess this whole episode is such a mess So then we start talking Tamer and Gina and Bronwyn

I don't know they're talking about making out right and then time is like you know What I'm naming the guys me. I'm in the car. I'm not it's not bad Isn't that weird and then she's like what's up with Bronwyn like I just met her and she's like, oh, I hear three songs. Like, who does that? Just I've never had three songs, but my husband's cheated, so I've got that one. It's kinda like a three-sum. Just one of you wasn't there, I guess. I mean, it's a numbers game, guys.

It's a numbers game. There. So Vicky is grossed out, right? And she's like blood the whistle. I've discussed it, blood the whistle, blood the whistle. So a lot of gay-ish things happen to care. I don't like it, blood the whistle. I don't like it, I don't like it.

I don't like it, I don't like it. I support you, right? To not say anything in front of me ever. I don't wanna hear it, I don't wanna hear it. Pride, Pride, Brinbo, it's right, but shut up, shut up, good to jump. So meanwhile, so Emily and Gina are like starting to make up. So she's like, I love you.

And Gina goes, duh. I would never put you in a situation where you'd be her own best. And you have to believe that. Do you believe that? I mean, I do believe it. No, but do you believe it? Do you believe it? Like, when you don't know, it's gonna be a hurt.

It hurts. Listen, I'm fucking talking right now. It's just like, oh my God. So then, Bronwyn comes to sit on Tamra. Oh my God. On her face, right? And by the way, I'm not my head is on your crotch.

Do it again, do it again do it again and then Emily cussed back to Emily goes oh my feeling and then Shannon tells Tamara give me a kiss I want to get on and I'll be wild I'll be wild okay David David I can smell her breath. By the way, can you say that better have been Shannon saying that? By the way, I feel like we also have to give credit to Shannon's friend, Marlis Marles. This woman, like every five minutes, the production would cut over to her and say, Marles. But she would never say anything.

It's probably been got dragged along to the rise. It's like the normie friend of my house wife. Because she only had two of them. They just kept cutting to them. They were like smiling but confused, you know. So then Kelly's like, doong, give her tongue, give her tongue, Shannon doong.

So then Vicki, new spokeswoman for the Human Rights Campaign. I mean, I know girls kiss girls, but they're not husbands. They're so... How are they doing this? Yeah, am I the only one who's enjoying it? What did they do? Get a job. Who's supposed to do it? Get a job. Look, you don't even like it. You're gonna only kiss a girl if you like it.

Vicki has such weird reasoning. And the stand is like, well, I kiss a girl on the lips. Yes, but only dry. What? No. No. No.

No. And the reason why is because saliva has three grams of sugar in it. Hehehehehe. We'll not take that on. We'll not. So Kelly so Kelly pulls out a good oldie a good Kelly oldie. She's like I'm bisexual Bind me something and I'll be sexual And then and by the way and this is all jumbled because the whole all this stuff was happening all once was cutting back and forth So we're just sort of like trying to like say,

like trying to, trying to, trying to lick, lick, lick, girls kissing, my feelings hurt. So now they're like, Emily and Gina are like, getting into a good place. Like, I love you. I know. I embrace my heart. And then they hug and everything.

And then Gina like describes their friendship in the weirdest way she goes. You know, Emily's like, you know, she's good, but she has a character flaw. You know, like when you damage something and if it doesn't heal correctly, it's like it's vulnerable, you know? No. What are you talking about? You know, when you break a gathersign and there's a crack in the middle, and you try to glue it together with Elmas, but Elmas is just for paper.

So you're like, what about Rubba Semen? And then you're like, shit, and then like, they're like, I'm Rubba and you glue whatever I say, bounce off me and six of you. But what if you're Rubba Semen? That wouldn't bounce off you, then sticks you at the same time? Like how's that work?

It was really weird. You know, and something breaks, and then it's never the same. Like, no, get a bandaid. Like, ha ha ha ha. So then Shannon is just yelling, go back to your seat, Bronwyn, come here!

And then Tamara starts Frenching Bronwyn. And I feel like, what am I 13, and I say Frenching? Like do people still say that? Next, they both Frenching! No! No! No! And then this poor waiter, this...

So Bronwyn and Tamara are just like making out, like, you know, it's like junior year of high school or something. And they're just like making out, and they're all being so loud and crazy. And this, the poor waiter who's dealing with this, he walks by at one point, he is like flushed, his cheeks are red, and he's like exasperated, and he walks by at one point, and he's like walking by,

and they're like, can we get more shots? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want the 19, you want 19, anything else? Anything else? Got it. Yeah, no, I'm so happy to serve you right now. Thank you. Oh, so Emily is still going, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. And Vicki's still just doing this.

And then Tamragos the waiter while he's still there, he's like stuck there. And Tamragos, she points to Brawm and he goes, we're dating and he goes, cool. Like only you two would think that that's cool. Everyone else is like, Mary Jett, like, who gets the fuck you? He's like, I'm in a thrupple, so please. Something Kelly, Vicki's acting, Vicki's like, I'm not watching, I'm not watching. I'm just, this is disgusting.

I hate when people act slettied. Like, you were deep-throating a fucking popsicle dick five minutes ago, Vicki,. Like get off your high horse. Southern Kelly goes, listen, I've been around Vicki and off to know that she can be a two-bit hooker. Okay? And then we get a clip of Vicki and I was in Ireland. Yes. Where they go to like, what was it like a burri, what do you call it?

Like a winery or something? Is she just pulls down her shirt? Burri. like a beer or a wreath, what do you call them? Like a winery or something? Is she just pulls down her shirt? Beer or a wreath. Remember, and then Tamer took a picture, and she sent it to somebody online, and then they were accusing Tamer of sending child porn.

Remember? God, I love those stories. That was a great vacation. One of the best real housewives vacation, that Ireland trip. So good. Love to do that for one of our free, wind episodes. Yeah.

So Tamer and Shannon shot. Take a shot. Take a shot. We're having to my fight. Take a shot. Then take a shot down the house. Then tonight you'll get some snatch. Shannon could not have said that.

Who said that? Tamra must have said that. Shannon suddenly is rhyming snatch. Like who's Tamra right now? Well. So then Tamra is just really loving this lesbian moment moment and she's just like yelling and she's like, well I had sex with her which I had, I had a lot of sex with her, I thought about, around one! Yeah, I think like this.

She just starts doing that, like doing the field goal on her vagina, but just like, just like, hitting it really hard. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, It's like you're a vagina still. It's like the ride of passage storyline. And this is every my vagina still works storyline in what every character is having it today. Yeah. Oh, isn't life great?

My vagina still works. It's a camera, we know, put it away. So let's see here. Kelly's like, I just don't find the joiners advertising! I mean, I couldn't agree more. The spoon is going as better than the joiners! So then, Tamra's just sitting in the chair doing nothing. I'm gonna let Ronne do this one.

Where her hair is caught in the door. Don't put me on the spot like that you see my notes. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? Yeah, I just realized a look of panic. So Tam is just sitting there and she's like, I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. It's like you know, we have to clean that up me, okay? Gotta get little pizza your weave and desperation off that floor later Just use Gina's jacket Just someone say off for the jacket someone's like all So because like I'm gonna pay a bad hat so I'm gonna pay a bad pet So because like I'm gonna pay about that. So I'm gonna pay about pet It is such a disaster. There's like three of them are on the floor all tangled up doing that thing They always do this. They always like fake clumsy when they're having a good time I can't stand up. I don't know how to use the legs, you know all that Gina's blurring the whistle. I mean, it is a full on disaster in this place

Yeah, and Gina's like when I turn 50 glaring the whistle. I mean, it is a full on disaster in this place. Yeah. And Jean is like, when I turn 50, I will not be rolling on the floor in a restaurant. Walk my words. Just did, bitch. Yeah. Noted. I'm walking. See in 20.

And it'll be a denny. So, um, so I'm like, oh, we're so I'm like oh we're having so much fun we're having so much fun okay let's bring it down a little bit I have to say that I birthday has not been a good day for me for many years. First I was in a loveless marriage. Then I gained 60 pounds because I was picking up Wilson right here. I used to actually be a logic to regular air conditioner. Yes. There was my 45th birthday,

which was going to be a celebration, and I got a piece of plastic, the shape of Arkansas stuck in my butt. So everyone that. And it turned out it was emotional, psychological debris stuck in my butt. It was my own emotions in my butthole. But today, hey, hey, wow, my stomach hurts. It hurts. Laughing so loud.

So hard. You know why? You know why? Because I'm, ha, ha, happy. Oh, yes. And Tim was like, I love Shannon. It's so good to finally see her happy. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, b And then so now they go to another bar to really Mac on some guys. And we just hear like Bronwyn laughing or something and then she goes,

I had no clue, my laugh was that annoying. And Timber goes, really? So now... So this is the scene of trying. Everyone is trying so hard, bless their hearts. Bronwyn's like fucking the floor, you know, everyone's like trying really hard. There's a lot of this dancing. Yeah, one hand back.

It's like you're drunk at a bar mitzvah just trying to keep that y'all not going to harm, but you still want to look hot. Shannon's doing like a one woman horror. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,, no matter what happens, Vicki wants this one to dead. So, because like, oh my god, what are you doing? Why is she dancing like that? Why is she dancing like that? It's just gutting. Why is she dancing like that? She's trashing. She's trashing. She bugs that shit out of me. I don't want you to tell Brahma and Sector down to there. No, that's good back to me flading and pops like all. Okay, go. So, then Kelly is over trying to get a bouncer to sexually assault her friends. Like, I don't know what year she thinks it is. But Kelly is like, oh, give me 20 bucks if you just go up and shove your head in her van. Do it!

It's gonna be hilarious! It's an investment in the future. 200 or give me 200! Like Kelly. You think that's Sherry Berry hasn't done the same thing? It's very bad. Kelly you think that sherry berry hasn't done the same thing I'm the elevator commissioner bitch dance for me dance for me Commissioner of Leyba so if it's like we just are bet you barn man don't try and be the center of attention

I don't want to be around this this This is disgusting. I'm not doing it. She's trying to dress. She's trying to dance. She's 12. Disgusting, slutty, 12-year-old. I'm like, why are you mixing? You're mixing your... Meanwhile, Tamer's dancing the exact same way and her boobs are actually like flying out and like hitting everyone at the bar. Trash.

Oh. Then Shannon meets some dude Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. So, then Shannon meets some dude, and he's like, hey, what's your name? It's like classy. You know the classiest guy's not. He was like Danny from New Jersey that one season. Remember, Danny All stops friend Danny from the doin' up? Yeah. He's like, hey baby, what's your name?

He's like, oh, you are very forward, sir. How? How is that your hand on the back of my lower back? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, just make up with that, suck that, that, that. And then standing does. It's like this weird like, I'm not gonna say anything. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, And Emily's like, there's like a lot of sex tonight. What's next? A donkey show? Like what is going on here? Why do people always go to that? Like that's like, oh is there a first thing that's just going to be donkey? Because once you've seen that, it's like you never unsee it. So Kelly's like, and I'm the barber! Look at these girls! What the hell!

So then Brian, then we leave all of this to have a scene with Brian and Kelly. I don't know why the episode just brings this place. It's like chicks making out and then Brian's like, why did you buy my child to play station? I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, they're like talking about like how like he needs downtime after he's doing surgery. Yeah. And that like, you know, you're going to work.

I don't know what is a fool. You, you text me. You text me, I why you text me? Like she's so upset with this guy. He's like, babe, I work hard. I just want things to be quiet. Fine, then don't just be quiet. It's like, oh, Kelly.

He thinks that Jolie is spoiled because she went on a private jet to sleep with a camp. Jolie is like the voice of reason on this franchise. Let her be in the private chat. The PJs, Giscu. She's like one of the only people on Bravo who proves that you can still be a good person and be loaded as fuck, okay?

Yeah. So, Kelly's like, I can spend the cash over, I want you, okay? If I send her to a 10 grand London experience, it's an experience. Well said. Yeah, that's a gazing all. So, Brian's like, well, you know,

you just need to teach her to appreciate it. She's like, oh, remember, we went to the homeless place. Yeah. So, Brian's like, well, I'm glad you brought this to my attention and I can't promise that's not gonna happen again, but I'm gonna promise to be a better person and communicate with you and we're gonna work better at this going forward. She's like, yeah.

Do you ever look at boobs and want a motorboat? So you work on boobs all day. Do you ever just motorboat them? Yes, Cali. He gives people surgery and motorboats there. Look what the hell is going on with you. And that brings us to the end. That's in the wrong town.

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