Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Episode Date: December 26, 2019

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And I could, you know, make mouth noises. Okay. Do you have a good mouth noise? So here we are with part two. Okay, part one of this reunion, brilliant, loved it, died. This part filmed the same day. Everything's still brilliant, still funny,

but it's part two. And so I'm in part two slump where I'm like, okay, when are they going to kick Vicki off? Like, even though she was still hilarious in this one. And I think it's because I know that there's another one coming up the day after Christmas. Yeah. And I think it even surprised Andy because Andy at the very end is like, and next week, I was like, oh, no, the day after Christmas. Yeah, it's not next week. It's like three

days from now because I got so when he said next week I thought did Bravo did Bravo switch it did Bravo switch it to next week. I did too. Did you google it? I Google. I googled. I looked up every single schedule. I was like oh my god. Oh my god. Is this true? It's not true. It's not true. Okay, that's how lazy they are with this reunion. They didn't even change the voice over. I know. And not only that, they didn't even change the bug in the lower left hand corner. Did you see the entire episode?

They had a bug. A bug is when they have something in the corner that says like something's on a 10 p.m. tonight. So they had a bug in the lower left hand corner that said blind watch blind date or something. It said blind date But they'd never took it off and so everything that they tried to promote in the lower left hand corner like real housewives of Dallas Finale or reunion part one next week. It was covered up with blind dates Which is like a scramble of words. I was like wow looks like everyone has gone on break except for

Ronnie and me That is so funny. I know, and Linda Dallas in the season finale, they put everything in all caps for some reason at the end of the cards where they're like, I'm ban, you know, Stephanie got richer and hotter or what, more gorgeous. And then, it's like not proofread at all. Yeah, it's not proofreads like Miss Bells and stuff. Oh, I bravo. Come on, Bravo. We're almost there. So me and Ben Come on, Bravo. We're almost there. That's what me and Ben keep telling each other. We're almost there. Yeah, we're recording this Monday night, the reunion episode air a few hours ago. It is like where Ronnie is. It is like approaching 1 a.m. Like we're both exhausted.

This is like our fifth thing that we've recorded today. But we are determined to have a day off tomorrow and we will not record anything tomorrow. Okay, we are determined to push this all out. Although, me mod a breakfast, dammit, if it kills the both of them, I'm going to dim some, I'm seeing Horace, and then I'm going to dim some. Okay, I am determined. It's not my holiday on Wednesday, but I'm treating it like it is. Yes, but God, what a Christmas gift, you know, like a lot of people, like this is where we look back on the year and we talk about all the good things that have happened to us. This Vicky just having an epic three hour meltdown, it goes

up there. I mean, I'm definitely thinking every Lord there is Jesus God, all of the Lord's cuz this was great Ronnie, you know, you know what I want to say to you Huh, I wish you the best I wish the best Great your grandkids are great your son is lost great Yeah, it's great. I mean you've take you have great people around you. I mean you're terrible, but you know I wish you the best I mean, you've, you have great people around you. I mean, you're terrible, but, you know, I wish you the best. I wish you the best. Fuck you. You're the terrible ones. I wish the best. I wish the best.

This is so house-wise to eat this episode. It was cool to eat this. It was cool to eat this, right? To ruin each other's lives in the next few seconds. Well, you know, I've always really liked her. So... There were like three times when I didn't just like laugh. I got fawed out loud. I Go thought I called Dom and it made him watch. I was like you got to see this. It was just

Hullar this has been an amazing reunion as much as as much as I'm bitching about how bravo is cramming it down on the throats It's been amazing. Yeah, it's delicious food to crammed out or delicious. Yeah, to crammed out. So, welcome back. One to talk about the miracle at Mirafal. So you guys called the truth Kelly. What happened to the truce? Oh, well, you know, I had a lot of fun with Vicki and you know, I've had a lot of fun with Vicki over time.

I really have. I really love. You know, she's a pink fat dork. See where it comes. Snorting, not the do. I really love them, I love them. We get a montage of all the fun times that Kelly and Fiki had, and just when they first met, Fiki goes, oh, you'd like to whoop it up? And Kelly said, yes.

Oh, just that, whoop it up? You want to whoop it up? Did you hear Vicki's coming out with the podcast? This is what's so great. Vicki's coming out with the podcast called whoop it up with Vicki. Oh God. And this is the same episode that she says, I don't do podcasts. Yeah, I don't do podcasts whoop it up. Is she just going to be talking about insurance? I mean, how like, I just don't know how whoop it up applies to like term about insurance. I mean, how like, I just don't know how we put up applies to like term life insurance. So, so then Kelly, so we see this whole montage, you know,

and then Kelly is like, yeah, we had a real friend, we had a real, real friendship. You would like lie in bed and talk about how these two were so mean to her all the time. And they're like, you know, all this and say, you know, like, just like, even in like a nice moment, she's going to thrower and Shannon under the bus. Yeah. And Tamer and Shannon just look so bitter. And it looks like they put on even darker, crinklier base, like during the, like a foundation during the break or something, because they just look, they just look more and more tired as it goes on and more bored until it's their turn to talk than they're

animated. And then whenever it turns off of them, they're just like, Well, Tamer spends the entire time, her mouth is doing this thing where she looks like she's like reading along to, like it's like, she, you know, like, stage moms, you know, stage moms when they're watching their kids on stage and they start saying the lines with it.

So, so Tamer's like melting out words silently the entire time like she's like saying butter over and over again yeah watermelon watermelon pickles pizza peppers barb whatever you say when you're in the when you're in the chorus you would think I would know by this point giving all and all the roles this is an ensemble show I would know by this point. I'm giving all I know. I need roles. This is an ensemble show that

Nabilies and LaCourse were all the all we all get a team just like Brandy's daughter with cheer practice. Well, you know what? We were like close. I had so much fun with Biggay, but then the cocaine allegations really hurt me.

They really hurt me. And I don't want to be ugly. I don't want to be ugly anymore Because like yeah, it's so healthy. It's so healthy It's so yeah It's so healthy and then Andy's basically asked Shannon like what was like the turning point for her She's like well, honestly, you know what I I didn't like I didn't like that when Kelly turned to Gina and said shot the fuck up I didn't like that you know know what? I am so tired. And this is where Shannon starts the debut, her new hand thing, which is she starts calling time out,

like she's a referee. I am so tired. I'm so tired of Kelly Dodd getting a pass, but she does like a weird thing where she's like doing timeout, but she's also like poking one palm with her fingers like the more angry I get, the more this time app becomes hassle. I am so tired of Kelly dad getting a pass for in appropriate comments. Comments. I don't, you know, I wouldn't throw stone Shannon. You've gotten a lot of passes on this show. Yeah.

Just your bizarre behavior last year. And then this year you're like, hard times, no, I better, everything's better. on this show. Yeah. Just your bizarre behavior last year. And then this year you're like, Puh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Channins got nothing but a giant pass for me for her entire time making Orange County. She's done so many terrible things and been so terrible.

And I'm like, but I love her. Because I do, I just can't help but love Channins a door no matter what. So, Andy's like, I think we've given more passes on this show than any show we've ever covered. Yeah, because like, Thank you. Yeah, well, because Kelly is just a giant passage. I know.

Kelly and Shannon both and Vicki, frankly, I mean, I can't even believe we still both. They're like, wow, Vicki's great on this show. I'm just curious. Yeah, they just like, it is Christmas time and we're giving out passes. I get passes. I've given passes to Heather DeBro. I've given passes a Gretchen in the past. I've given passes to like

I've given past to pretty much every I've given past the Emily like really across the board. It's like I don't know what it is. I guess It's Christmas. It's always Christmas in Orange County At least everyone's in church. So Andy is like so you think that you think that Kelly do you think you get a pass for bad behavior? I don't think I have a bad behavior I don't have bad behavior stupid carcoring More fucking million You whore ever nugget

So yeah, she's like, wow, um, oh sorry I was going back to one part you were already talking about so she's like yeah I don't get a pass, I don't have bad behavior in my head, he's like oh I'm so saying like fuck you you stupid whore face Isn't bad behavior so oh responding to the train room or I mean they did it to poke the bear and they poke the bear. They poke the bear? You can't poke the bear? You ever poke a bear before? You ever poke a bear?

You ever stupid fucking non bear poking asshole? And Sam is like, then what you're supposed to do is say you're supposed to say, you should the fuck up. You sound like a gangster! Wow, wow, it's like a gangster! A real-life gangster! A gangster, a dangerous gangster right there! She learned that in...

You sound like you went to jail, Kelly Dodd! You're like, jail! It's a gangster from jail! And... Who says bad words? Gangsters say bad words. Thanks for saying bad words. So, Shannon, I thought on the trip to Miraval,

you worked everything out with Kelly when that was all over. What ended up happening with that? Well, we worked it out, but unfortunately, Kelly-Dodd likes to talk behind my back. And he talks like my back. You talk behind my back. You talk behind my back. Oh, okay my back. You're behind my back. Oh, okay, Kelly Don.

Oh, oh, here's a path. I'm just writing one out. Here's a ticket. You are calling up to ride your path. Hi, I'm just going to insert this quarter inside this machine. I would like my fortune, please. And my fortune is, oh, Kelly Don, talk to my back, I guess.

Oh, wow, what a fortune, even the machine knows. So then Bronwyn, Bronwyn and her 18,000 kids clip. Yeah. Hanging out with kids is in child's play. So it's Bronwyn, kids, Sean, Dr. Deb, all the whole thing. And then we come out of it and he's like, should I say it?

Should I say it? I'm gonna say it. It's a lot to him back here. Oh, Jesus, like tell me about it, Andy. I'm moving again and now I'm swimming. I'm moving again. One of the, I just have to mention one part of that clip of Dr. Deb complaining,

when Ron win is complaining, what a bad mother she has she goes, you know, the scheme of things, you look at refugee camps and, uh, you know, I mean, I think Bronwyn got it pretty good. Like just measuring everything against the refugee camps we see on the news. Yeah, a bad day. There are refugee camps. Yeah. You didn't get enough of mutt. It's attention because you're too busy being a professional within advanced degree. Oh, well There's refugee camps. Are you in a cage on the border? No, Bronwyn. You're not So Andy is like so Bronwyn how much do you spend on groceries? She's like, oh, you know, it's actually it's a lot It's like four to five thousand a month. I'm like, girl.

Okay. It's called pasta. Look into it. Pasta. Well, and they're all thin. You know, that's the other thing. Like they're also healthy. But you know, I guess healthy food, healthy food costs more.

And that's our point. Like, yeah, look, we're gluten free. We're vegetarian. She counts it vegetarian vegan. I'm like, yeah, but that's're gluten free we're vegetarian she counts it vegetarian vegan I'm like yeah, but that's still you know nothing's or not that expensive okay Yeah, I mean like maybe it's time to like reconsider where you're shopping I mean like I know you've got all those dietary restrictions but four to five thousand dollars That's like you know it's yeah

$1,000. That's like, you know, it's, Costco, are we open to Costco? Can we, can we, why don't you visit Tamer's mom? I mean, it just seems like there are solutions for this. Like are you shopping at like Bristol Farms or Whole Foods? It's probably Whole Foods. That's what it is. That's still too much.

So anyway, the three amigas are just like, every time Broadway talks, they just like glaze over and start staring off into space. You know, they're just like so bored with it. And he's like, well, how did your kid feel about you sharing her struggles? And she's like, I asked her, Andy, she said, yes, and we've sold some sweaters with a cute font in her name on them. So that's, you know, it's been great. It's been great.

So he brings up the fashion show event. And they all start cracking up at that crazy lady. Yeah, I was actually a little disappointed that that event did not get more time on those three union reunion. I wanted that lady to be brought out on stage. I wanted them to discuss her, want to find out what her name was. Like, that was really glossed over way too much. And that was like one of the best episodes of the season. God, they just glossed it over.

I mean, it's almost like blatant, you know, fuckery by Ryan. I know. Which we'll get to in a little while. I'm sorry, I have to interrupt. Okay. I got so mad about this $5,000 thing that I broke it down. I divided 5,000 by nine and that's like per person to household and divided that by

four. That's $138 per week for each person in that household, including the baby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, fix this, fix this, fix this. Oh, so Andy is like Kelly, this fight with his crazy lady at the modeling thing on the boat, which who does that? This was one of the rare instances you showed restraint. And she's like, because there were children there. There were children, Andy, children. Someone made a huge mistake in having children at this fashion show. That's the problem. I know. The producers all got fired for letting them to him. Yeah, never again, never again.

No more children around a no-see fashion show. Thank you. Yeah. So question. Bronwyn, what was your reaction when Vicki called you boring wind? And Vicki's like, what? What? I've even heard that day before. I've never heard today Broadway. I was just trying to think of something with the B. Yes, it's like Vicki, the queen of owning it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the misaccountability. So, Brawman's like, well, I've been called a lot of things. And most of them are true. But boring. No, I am not, oh, the camera's not

on me anymore. Oh, okay, sorry. So, because like, oh, yeah, I start coming for me. And I was like, okay, girl, you watch the show for 13 years. And I was like, Cobb down, girl, Cobb down, girl, Cobb down, girl, Cobb down, girl, Cobb down, girl. Yeah, because like, Cobb Dad girl, Cobb Dad girl, Cobb Dad girl, Cobb Dad girl, Cobb Dad girl, Cobb Dad girl. Yeah, because like, you know, I never, I never heard the name brawman before. Like, I just know how to pronounce it. Like, I mean, what? Huh? It's strange.

Like, Bronn, win, braw. Like, it's spelled B-R-A-U-N-W-Y-N. Um, and I have a very respected woman who knows how to pronounce things and put together letters to spell. But, you know, braw, I looked at those letters and I thought, is that say a Bronx Tale? I can't read it. I can't read it. A Bronx Tale.

Yeah, a Bronx Tale. I thought it was a Bronx Tale. So Gina's like, yeah, I kind of agree that she was just watching the show and then coming for you. Who asked you Gina? Shut the fuck up. Okay Gina, pick a lane. I know. Seriously, what did you do last year?

Geez So Emily's like well didn't you say that you don't like Vicki Bronwyn and she's like, uh, yeah, I don't I can't stand her and because like Well, same to you girl same to you. Zero respect. Yeah, zero respect for the girl Promise like I get a I really get a bad vibe from her. I just I can Santa I can't stand her and Vicki's like oh yeah, well she shoots under husband And he is still on fire at the three-year-old because you cheated on your husband like why is it okay for you to cheat on your husband? And because like I admitted it and it's not okay. It's like okay Yeah, and you didn't admit it. Brianna outed you on national television.

That's how you got caught. Like what's that? And then, and so then Vicki's like, that's just really bad. But they bring in people into their into their into their relationship. And like, that's like, I can't do that. That's like, I'm just like way too conservative and problems like, well, just because you're conservative doesn't mean you get to judge my marriage. And she's like, well, you have preconceived notions about me. So like, you know, I'm a respected woman.

That's all. It's yeah, you just meet without even knowing me. She goes, well, I didn't like you. She goes, that's judging. That is judging. And she's like, well, in our world, bringing someone else in isn't cheating, which anyway, it doesn't matter because that's not what Vicki was talking about. She said you cheated. Then she moved the goalpost because she lost that point.

That's what all Vicki does this whole time. She keeps losing every point, so then she just changes it to be about, she just does what I bet. That's not what I bet. Yeah, it is. And you're still a malfunctioning robot face. So ours are popping out of her face. Commissures. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, some days, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Hey, Bronwyn, what's the deal with Sean's statement necklace? And Bronwyn's like, well, we spent our summers in Kauai and there's, there's an artist there that called the Kauai Carver. And so like every year she just sort of like makes something for Sean and like blesses it and I just like you know it's like really special to him and everything and and Emily's like Andy

Andy? May I ask what may I say something? Shane? Shane wanted to know if Sean's necklace needed a ticket to bravo Con You know we recall that? KING OF SNORKERS! Yeah Emily, wow. So you see this one married him? It's Neil Lary. I mean, could you imagine a necklace with a ticket to a convention that's attended to

by humans? But it's a necklace. God. I mean. So I love when Addy just repeats the dumbass viewer questions when he reads like the dumbest question in the pile, he goes, so, Bronwyn. Sarah from Spokane wants to know,

what's up with your mom's hair? Does she wear it like that when she's treating patients? Hey, idiot. Hey, Spokane, okay? They're dreds with like sewn in hair. No, she un-sows her fucking hair every time she goes into the office Yeah, she wakes up six hours Six hours before before you know her first appointment and undoes it and then does six hours afterwards like she's like the rock and then in a movie

Okay The rock another one. He's known for extreme if it with his hairstyle I was thinking my mind and my mind the rock was getting into like prosthetics for something But like You know I know that right You do I love rocks, but the amount of disappointment that just registered in your voice

I love rocks. The amount of disappointment that just registered in your voice. My foot was itching and I was like, should I bend down and scratch it? I was like, I'm really out of shape. So then I was scratching it with my other foot, but I have my socks on. I was like, maybe I could take my sock off with my toe. My socks are really tight because I've been eating a lot of socks.

That's what was going to be my hand. It was disappointment and disappointment in my sodium intake. I understand that. I've been eating nothing by carbs for the past week and a half. It's terrible. Anyway, so Dr. Deb started dressing in her. She basically went to Burning Man 16 years ago, which is when everything changed. And apparently she used to wear, we see a picture that she used to wear, like very conservative suits and had the Rachel haircut and everything. And so Bronwyn has like the best explanation for it. It's such a passive aggressive dig at her mom.

Like, oh, I love like passive aggressive mom daughter stuff. And she goes, well, you know, she reached an age and lost her looks and, you know, so she got a lot of, you know, attention to validation through her costume. So, you know, she just likes being the center of attention. I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, she got, you know, she got older and she lost her looks, you know, at about 49, 50 years

old. And then the camera just closes up on Vicki, like, shorting out and camera just going, Vicki's like at the process of putting a giant top hat on her head. She's like, save me top hat, her head. She's like, save me top hat, save me. This is so furious. Okay, so then fucking Ryan. Let's, hey, Andy, I got a great idea. Why don't you question Tamera about Ryan, not bring up the fact that he suggested murdering trans people, or any of his racist fucking terrible bullshit that he does and still trying further this victim narrative. You know what? Just don't bring it up.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Why are we spending, why are we wasting breath on Ryan when we could be talking about the lady from OC fashion fashion show and whatever she's doing these days? So what's, it's not like it's not like it's okay that you guys didn't address at all season anyway and give him a whole victim storyline But now to even rehash it just let it go Well either way, so he asks like so what the deal with Spencer and Ryan is Ryan back to getting free shots of espresso at Starbucks and It's like yeah, and she's like yeah, they're fine. They're fine. They just don't really see each other

You know Spencer's in college and he also works and Ryan, you know, he got a shirt. So... And Andy asked about Tamara's CBD line. And she's like, yeah, we named it after Vino Kava, which is... ...ethyth heart condition. Yeah. What? The fuck are you even talking about? Tamara, she should have called it kind of batch.

Oh, by the way, also an important announcement. Ryan might be back together again with Sarah. Wow, he cares and she says it like that so self-destructive for Ryan. How's it for Sarah? Yeah, exactly. And I also, Tamara says it in a way like, I don't know. They don't tell me. As like, she's a victim in like, in like, America's

sweetheart's keeping her on the outside. So, um, the only, really the only thing good to come out of this is learning that Sandy works at Costco now. And she does it just because she's bored. Yeah. Well, according to Tamara. So yeah, we put her in a retirement community. And she works at Costco.

She thinks it's so fun. Like, yeah, I'm sure she thinks it's fun. You're probably like, you know, injecting her with something. She just wakes up with a tray of gelatinous chicken in her hand. Like yeah, yeah, she's like, you want to try some chocolate silk milk? She just works right across the aisle from Kelly's mom. Hey, anyone want to try some? Hey, Kale. Hey, who wants some, man? Do we leave sausage? She just works right across the aisle from Kelly's mom Hey Hey, who wants some and do we leave sit sausage, huh? It's real good tastes like peppers in New Orleans have some have what wait It's not quite ready. You'll just have to wait one minute one minute. Oh, not ready Maybe it's the Botox that makes it so hard to see who your friends really are

What so then he just makes a bunch of plastic surgery? County jokes it's like Sometimes you need a lift and sometimes you need to implant your heart into some friendships Which you can fill with fillers like we're about to do with this clip It was too nasty So thankfully it leads into a tamerous fucking evil montage. I know. It is so good Watching her just like just watching all her lies and her evil all her all the evil shit that she does Sometimes these montages were just like on point this episode. Yeah, she's smiling at doing her speed fish eating fish food face.

She watches it glips like it's the most hilarious thing she's ever seen. Yeah, big and visible straw moment. So, so Vicki, do you think that, let you take the fall about that whole train thing? And Vicki's basically like, yes, but she's instead, she says, well, I just wish Tamara had admitted that she was the one who said it because I have never respected women and I don't feel like it. I don't mind respect that. I don't mind respect that.

I wish she said it. Well, these editors are a little fuckers, okay? Because then they insert unseen footage. Cause Tamra's like, I did tell Kelly that I was the one to bring it up. And then they show unseen footage of Tamra telling Kelly, well, I mean, I brought up, I said, was it the train?

Okay, now you wait till the whole season. Now it doesn't make Tamra any less of an asshole. She still wants the one to bring it up, but they're shade. And they did it. Well, Tamra wants a win to bring it up, but they're saved. And they did. Well, Tamara always, well, Tamara always, she always quotes herself relatively accurately, but she always changes the tone because at that dinner, she was like, are you talking about the train, like sort of relishing in and then when she tells Kelly, she's like, yeah, I said, oh, the train.

I said it really quickly like that. Real clip. Like I said, train. I didn't even sit the full way. I said, train. I said, you talk about the train. And then Ryan got mad because you thought I said I'm talking on train. And I was like,rey, I said, you're talking about the Trey. And then when I got mad, because you thought I said, I'm talking Trey, and I was like, no, Ryan,

but you're gonna win. Oh, geez. So then Emily, I mean, Trey, I was like, well, the reason I did that was because Vicki, you know, every time I filmed with Vicki, she was saying, the things I know, the things I, the things I know, the things I know, I know so much more than I do.

I know so much more. So I thought that Vicki was gonna say, something so I was just saying so that's it was gonna say Yeah, and then they're like well where did tamarge you hear about the training? She's just and because like from Shannon from she just Like throwing Shannon under the the proverbial train and then they all start just blaming each other Yeah, no, I don't you didn't hear for me I you didn't hear for me. I heard it from her you were

in there. They all just start haggling over there. And then meanwhile Emily's just openly talking to Bronwyn across the couch. She's like, it's 2019. If Kelly did a train, it would be on video by now. It's 2019. Hey, remember when I made that joke about Sean statement necklace. Oh So good it was on video see what I mean So Kelly's like how do you think that being on a reality TV show is not gonna give is not gonna give the room real life You purposely did that you do work and then tamers like I swear to gods. I didn't did some purpose swear to gods. I didn't do it some purpose. I swear. Honestly, and my drunken stupor. Oh, there we go again. Tamer was drunk. It doesn't count. It's like we're still talking about below deck. So she's like, honestly, my drunk

a stepper. I was specin' up the calis because every time I film with me, I can blah, blah, blah. So then, uh, next question is, so Tamer, what about when you were calling Emily Shrek? She's like, well, the thing is the Emily was sending me this fake account and it was people calling her Shrek, but I mean it was a count with no followers, there was no name and Kelly goes, the screenshot was of you calling your Shrek in this text right? I see Tamara change of it. I was so confused by all of that.

I was like, the takeaway is basically Tamara called her Shrek. Because Tamara was the accusation or the text was showing that Tamara was talking to somebody on DMs. Oh yeah. And they were saying something about Emily and Tamara said that she was shrek in this DM. So some a screenshot of that DM and sent it to whoever. Okay, got it. Yeah. That's what the camera is changing.

Some Twitter like she's like, I was someone on Twitter said it. She was like, you. She said that DM with somebody with no followers, no, it was like a troll account. And Kelly's like, yeah, but even if it was a troll, you were the one thing that she was track and Tamrakas you called it Fiona's a shut up bitch. Yeah. Oh my god. Look at her. You talk. Yeah, we're discussing. Yeah. So then what did Tamrakh think of the big like what did Tamraker think of when she watched that big dinner where we were

I felt like everyone had finally caught onto Tamer, it was Kelly and Emily and Bronwyn whatever and Tamer was like It was so ridiculous. I mean, I just was so hurt by Emily and Bronwyn and Bronwyn was like, yeah, the night before you called me up and I was a liar. So why were you so hurt? That was a liar. So why were you so hurt? And Emily said, well, I think that really the reason Bronwyn was upset was because you called her a ringleader. And Tamara's like, yeah, I shouldn't have said that. That was wrong.

And she's like, what the hell? And she does caught to it, but she just like quietly does it and then just sits there. She's not giving it any life. I mean, she is very well-practiced camera. You know, she makes me crazy, but she's very good at this housewives game. I know, and Andy goes, it seems like you're the bone collector of the season. She goes, well, it's like free range, you know, it's like free range. If it's on camera, then it's free range.

I know, like, what does that mean? Yeah, everyone even Kelly's like free rain free range is free rain. And Tim was like, yeah, free rain. And you just see Timer's mind ticking like, but rain is free. Oh, man. Why would rain not be free? Is that like acid rain? But they're gonna charge me for a rain now. Yeah, she was having a hard time figuring that out. So then Andy is like, well, what about that funeral comment? You said you weren't gonna say anything to Vicki. You told Shannon if Shannon wanted to be a bitch,

she would say what Kelly, the Kelly's funeral comment to Vicki. And then an hour later, later, Dan rest said the comment to Vicki. I was like, oops. And she was like, oh, sorry, drunk again, drunk again. And Kelly's like, yeah, what's a hyperbole? It was, it was hot.

She goes, oh, because Vicki was like, yeah, that was weird. That like, it really hurt my feelings. It was hyperbole. It was hyperbole. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, hyperbole. Hyperbole. What's a hyperbole?

And because like, you know, you just say things that have to, that's, I just say, just an awful, okay. So then question, Kelly, does the group brag on Tamro a little bit too much? You know, she's taking too much blame. And Kelly's like, you know what? At least Tamro can own it. I'm like some people you're Andy. I'm like some people she can own it. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like hold it. Yeah, I like some point fingers and point fingers and say she did this, she did that, she did this, she did that, you know what I'm saying?

She's like, uh, are you ever loving me? Are you alluding to me? Is that me, David? Is that you, David? She goes, oh yeah! Oh yeah, yeah! Yeah, I'm saying accountability if I was like, I'm alluding to you. So, uh, she's like, wow, wow, well, I would love to know, I would love to know what I did to hurt you. Okay, I would love to know that.

Oh, I'm just a good friend. Just a good friend. Ad commercials, it's very important. And then we come back and she's like, well, I take responsible, bull. Like she's so frustrated, she can't say responsibility. And Kelly and Andy's like, well, Kelly, what did Shannon do to hurt you, she comes to me.

Like, what day is she coming at me? She's coming at me, yeah, yeah. Shannon's like, I appreciate it, our friendship and I thought, we had fun going out together and I say all the time in interviews that we do that I am sad and disappointed for what's happened to our friendship that is blossoming. But I know that I'm a good friend and I'm not gonna prove it to you or anyone else and you don't believe that I had your back then I'm done. Then I am done. It's like what I said to that

palaton bike, I am done. Now, let go of my fun. How am I get out of you? I wasn't done with me. Well, if only David held on to me as much as his palaton bike did So colleague just keeps yelling I'm getting attacked She's like, but I didn't even do that Andy Andy says, so do you think that Shannon had anything to do with the train roomer? And she was like, no, but she still talks about the other time. And then we get a montage of Shannon not really shit talking Kelly, but just being like, well, you know,

Kelly just says things and she should not say things like, I do not like her saying that. The thing is like Shannon loses her shit at things like the only party I'm going to is a funeral. How could you joke about someone? Well, and then Tamara goes well, you know the thing is a challenge that she's motherly She's motherly which was her way of both defending Shannon and also declaring that she's much older than everyone else It's like it works on two different levels. Yeah, Tamron does that with like every comment.

She's also dishing her friends. And then less than the other people. So it's okay. Exactly. And Kelly goes, you know what? Just say you're lame. I'm not asking for your advice. You're saying you're lame.

Well, that's just a friend that I am. And if you don't want friends that try to make you into a better person, I am a good person. I don't need it person I don't need it I don't need it and it's like am my friend my friend told me that she she got a private investigator on me and Shannon's like the hurt she's like Shannon has like

Shannon and the Matt Tamer's heads go whew and they just stare at each other it's the same type they know Matt Robert so yeah so Shannon's like, that is insane. I don't have time for that. I'm stuffing cream cheese and disarm And who is I'm the hire a private investigator? I'm happy. I'm a happy person. I don't do that. That's not that's what unhappy people do.

And she's like, I worry for you, Kelly. Because I would never hire a PI on anyone. And Kelly's like, Oh, don't worry about me. I have my own life. I'm just setting around the world. Hey, he's like, well, how do you say that they don't bother you when you just said you're being attacked all the time? She was, because run a TV show. It's like a parade. It's a parade of attacks. He's like a parade. It's like a parade. It's a parade of attacks. He's like parade. Me and the rocks. I'm sorry, bro.

And then he just like smiles like, yeah. So, so, and then Emily is like, but like, do you, it's like, oh, I think it's Emily says, do you miss your friendship with, oh, I think it's Emily says, do you miss, miss your friendship with Kelly or something like that? And then, um, uh, and then chance like, you know what, after what she did with a lawsuit that I'm involved with, you can't talk about that. It's, can't talk about losses.

Can't talk about losses. Can't talk about losses. Can't talk about, can't talk about, can't talk about, can't talk about, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about her, can't talk about since Vicky's already gotten caught and like 10 lies about the lawsuit that she filed, but it wasn't a lawsuit but a restraining order.

Even though she'll sue you if you talk about her. Yeah. Okay, so then here we go. This is the fucking editors. Okay, first, well, I was gonna to just what so I don't confuse anybody They are so shady because Kelly did text Jim Bolino this whole time They've been making it one little tweet that Kelly just tweeted something and it's like innocuous It didn't seem like anything, but Kelly actually sent Jim Bolino a text Yeah, which is a lot more significant than yeah, but that's a lot more significant than a tweet

And here we are being like Well, she only tweeted so that's sort of like annoying because I felt I feel set up by the show Yes, they're tricking us. It's not cool So anyway, that comes a little later, but first a video leaks about a video leaks starring Tamara saying that Kelly allegedly pushed her mother down the stairs And that spurred the tweet that start about the lawsuit. But what she saw was just a fan video taping that was a fan video of a fan that was taping you to edit it down. Okay, well, we saw the full video and Tamra is still purposely on camera bringing up that Kelly She's just down the stairs to make Kelly look bad. Like what's the difference?

It's like a pretend defense. She's saying like people talk so much shit about people when they're not there. It's like when Vicki said that Kelly, Kelly threw a mom down the stairs. Yeah. I'm like, well, this is supposed to be you talking about how people are talking shit about Kelly, but you're also, like you said, you're also like kind of saying it. You're purposely bringing it up on camera, you know? like kind of just like trying to, you're purposely bringing it up on camera, you know?

Yeah, and give you it to someone else. Yeah. So Kelly's basically like, look, that's just what I saw. I saw that video and I reacted because it looked like that, I'm always saying that about me, you know? And Shannon's like, you know, you know, what the worst part about all of this is, I used to cry on the phone to Kelly. I'm like, Shannon, who do you to cry on the phone to Kelly.

I'm like, Shannon, who do you not cry on the phone too? Okay, I like, like, you call up Domino's just to cry on the phone to them. Yeah, no kidding. And you're not doing anybody a favor by being their friend and calling them up and crying to them for 20 hours a day or whatever you do.

I know you like, please. And I was friends with her. I would call her crying every day about this. good riddance, you know and Kelly's like Oh, whatever Shannon you got it dismissed and she goes I'm still two years out for this. This cost me a quarter of a million That's what's four years of my children's college. Yeah, and Kelly's like I didn't do anything into it She's like you sent a text to Jim Bellino. You offered yourself to be a character, when it's yours, yes I did. Yes I did.

I was like, what? She was like so cheerful about it. You can't just drop that in. Like, she's like, what was an empty threat? Who's an empty threat? I'm like, Kelly, you can't do that. It is a lawsuit. Come for a cry out loud.

You gotta be careful. And Emily's like, Kelly would never be a witness to anything. Nobody, you know, that sounds like she's saying what we said. Like nobody's gonna call Kelly to the stand. It's like, Kelly, what did you see? A pig! Kelly, what did you see? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I just want the best for you. Jim Belito, I just want the best. Like, you see, he's not a nice guy. So, I'm a totally backfire. So now Shannon is doing this whole sob story thing. She's like, let me tell you something. Please, when I tell the story, please, please try not to remember the fact that I just won $1.4 million.

And I'm getting $10,000 a month. I have lost four years of tuition money. Okay, that's $250,000, okay, my daughter Can still go to college, but can't go to college as easily as it was for her to go before, okay? That's what's happening right now, okay? And then Andy's like so what is this lawsuit about anyway? So Tim was like okay, okay Has to make Donald answer some questions. Ask us some questions. And we answered them with about pop culture and things and such and such and such and such and such and then like we're just

to ask you have to imagine Bellinas and they're like, we're talking about the forest and we answer them and he didn't like what he said. So he sued us and Kelly who like found something he goes, yeah, so you're full. And then you open up your dance, you're stupid mouth. Yeah, Kelly's like sucking on a lot of things then you open up your dance, your stupid mouth. Yeah Kelly's like sucking on a lossum. Yeah, she's like, my fault, you open up your stupid mouth. Oh, yeah.

And they're like, they were, they can take accountability for anything. Oh. And they were like in so victim mode, like, because there was like, oh, no tuition left to send a child to school and, oh, two years out. She's just like, and you open your fat mouth. And they're like, they look at each other like,

I, that was my c'tha moment. Well, one of my, that was my biggest c'tha moment. But, I mean, and just to further the point we've made a million times, Kelly had nothing to do with this story. They went on a podcast. they were asked a question, Jim Bellino didn't like the answer, then they got sued. That's you and the person that sued you. Okay. Kelly offering to be a character witness, give me a break.

Anybody with a TV could be a character witness. I know. I know. I know. Are you guys really concerned? Are you guys really concerned? I kill yeah Exactly there's like hours and hours of footage also. Why is this case still going on by the way that's crazy Listen, I'm on Shannon and Sarah side with this yeah, I'm on Shannon and Tamerside with this case don't get me wrong But I mean like

Why is this case happening? Why is this case not how is it not been thrown out yet? This is ridiculous So they're just you know Kelly's eating your loss and Shannon's having a fit now because Kelly's just Shitting all over their victim story and she's like they got a ticket accountability and Shannon's like wow Wow, at least I don't tell people to shut the fuck up to their face Really do you want me to count the amount of times you said shut the fuck up or fuck you or be quiet bitch today because it's been a lot and we're only like in The first part of this. How about it's not my fucking plate you bit you bit so So anyway, so now we have the the bicky versus Kelly segment and this montage Is on real housewives of New York levels. I mean, like, cause the Ronis montages are just like

every single one of them put them in the library of comic risks, okay? This one between Kelly and Vicki was just perfection. Like, I think I want to like just save it and somehow put it in the frame and have it playing on my wall at all times. I mean, it starts with Vicki walking to a party and Kelly going it is so low. I mean at this point I was like well why why am I such a hypocrite? Like why

is it that I crack up when Kelly does this when I would freak out if somebody else was like that and I don't know it just makes laugh. I think it's very funny. She has such conviction. That's what. Yeah, she just goes so low with such conviction and so shamelessly. You know, it's like last week when Vicki was trying, was like, you know, like when she talked about my appearance,

that was nice, like how many beauty pageants have you won. And she goes like, I look better than you. You know, like, she just sort of like cuts through this whole shit. Yeah, it's so wrong, but it's hilarious. I'm just watching her yell at Vicki and being like, shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking gold. Like, see where you're at, you know, like you saw I see where the fuck up, it's just like,

it's like a, it's like a parade of insults, and it is so funny. Oh gosh, so Andy's like, so guys, okay, so then he's like, God, Vicki, I've seen you get pushed to the limit on this. There's just, yeah, yeah, like you're doing right now. Distrospect, Distrospect, Distrospect. And he's like, so, but you and Key West on the street screaming

and she's like, someone comes after my business, and my kids are like, I don't go on your kids' Kelly, I do not go on your kids' Kelly. Yeah. And Kelly's like, whatever, Vicki, she goes,

Kelly, I have a question about this, DM about your child. So how can someone, DM your kid, if she doesn't know them? And Andy's like, that's how Instagram works. Vicki has figured out technology. Can't wait for that podcast. She's like, hi.

I love that Vicki had to save up for the whole time, like her big theory. Yeah. Hi, this is Inspector Vic Lusso. I have a, it's impossible that that text came from a hitter because you would have to know the hater for it to get through privacy. And I was like, no. How could you have written a letter if you didn't have a pencil?

Like, she's holding a pen. I have a question. I have a question. If you wrote this letter, why is there another version of it? It's called a Xerox machine. Oh, really? If you wrote a Mail, then how come it came on a computer? Like, uh, vacation. Last time I checked,

Snails can't send mail. Hmm, so expression. Oh, it's an expression. Oh God, so Andy's like, yeah, so that's kind of how the internet works. And she goes, well, I think that you crafted it, Kelly. And she goes, I was only not in problem. It's like, absolutely not. She goes, you have to be catapult

for some of the things you've done, Kelly. What? Writing her own daughter, a fucking die letter? Why? I'm big. Yeah, so Kelly's like, oh, okay, no, she starts choking up that they have the cocaine allegations really hurt her daughter and because like, oh, well, okay, well, let me speak as if I'm about to apologize, but do the opposite.

Too many people have said, including her brother, that she has done a cocaine, okay, and it goes, so you're doubling down got it yeah and Kelly's like no he did not it's like yes you probably did because you and your brother hated each other and got down and dirty in the mud and Vicki's like oh so okay okay that so you say getting wet and oh I want this big dick and like you think that doesn't hurt your daughter it's like that is not doing cocaine. Like stop, Vicki. Like she just moves it again. It's hyperbole. It's hyperbole. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it So Sarah from Chapel Hill wants to know, Vicki, you have a list of all these rumors that Kelly's not allowed at school, Kelly contracted rabies, Kelly once knocked over a building

and saved a lady named Fagre. So do you have any proof for these rumors? Back to that, back to that, back to that. I'd ever said, Kelly did Cooke. I said, I don't do Cooke cocaine and then I didn't say she did a train I said a lady to hairdresser said there was a time a week about the go that she was allowed at her school That's what I said wait what and then Kelly's like what do you mean there was never a time over some ladder to school Or was the lunch lady I think we what?

What's the lunch please? Kelly was a lunch lady. I was like, wait, what? What is the lunch lady? Kelly was a lunch lady at the school. Wait, what sort of school is this? What sort of lunch is Kelly making? What is this? I'm the lunch lady. Like, what?

You know Kelly. And you know Kelly was sitting there with like some baked beans being like, you got everything's beans, you're dork. You got to do theater, get your gonna do tennis theater yeah I could tell door key your beans good so then question to Tamara Tamara Vicki spread vicious rumors about you in the past the Eddie was gay that's like that was Tamara's big thing I think that this

currency is wins for the visceral missing. But she's like any advice for Kelly and Tamer's like, you know, that's one thing that we've found is ever was Henrik Baker because it's hard to talk because that's not something if I got Isla and someone calling at a get. And I got one can be worse than being a homo Andy. So then they start talking about this whole thing, this alleged bar fight and the woman with the broken wrist or the maybe broken wrist or whatever.

And Vicki's like, well, you know what, when you break someone's hand and brawman's like, you don't know that she broke the hand. He goes, you don't know anything, Brahma. And he goes, there was a camera. There was a camera. I was just like screaming. And Vicki just like does the straw thing like camera.

She's like, what? What was wrong with him? How could it be on cameras if it was a private building? I did not start that show. I did not start that show. Why are we talking about that job? So Vicki's just like confused and he was like, you're full of shit.

And then Shannon goes, calm, Kelly, be calm. So my God, Shannon, Shannon is just trying to get a brick thrown at her head. She is. So then they're asking Andy's asking Kelly about the pig emoji that she sent Vicki and Vicki was like, Vicki had texted Kelly saying, don't talk about my looks. She said that my face lift looked like shit and Kelly was, no I didn't, I said malfunction.

I said malfunction, your face lift malfunction, I didn't say your face looked like shit. I just said it looked malfunctioned. It looked like it was supposed to be a pretty face and malfunctioned and became a very very ugly face she does look like a robot that's about to explode though so it does kind of work and she goes but you know instead of writing it down I just decided to do an animal G and she's like trying not to laugh and then he goes oh that's funny Kelly. That is very funny. And there you go. So the joke. Widow, she goes, oh, very funny. Kelly, it's another joke. It's another joke. Kelly, it wasn't a joke. Wasn't a joke. Sorry, wasn't a joke.

So Gina, what do you think? Who cares what fucking Gina thinks thinks she has nothing to do with this? Yeah, so Gina's like I think it's horrible and what's the way I think they think it's horrible and then Cali's horrible and then Ficky's horrible and then they keep thinking you're horrible, but then they're both horrible and the right you know Just stop doing horrible things. I think they both lack accountability Yeah, and when I say lack accountability. I mean, they actually lack a sign that says accountability, okay? But I found one. So then because like, I'm accountable for everything I do. Then she goes, listen, I want her to elevate herself. You know, I know she's getting married and everything,

and I want to be happy. You know, like, I just want to be happy. And you have a job. Be happy in a job. Be a happy job. Happy jobs. And I was like, I want you to be happy. I do and I like your family and I like you're in laws And you know, I like your son-in-law too. We're just shocking cuz he's pretty terrible

But I like him and I even like that. I even like the cactus that you just got. That's nice cactus I like it. I like it all you and awesome family and Like bicky's like for you to say that you want my relationship to emplodias, but you were coming at me and standing up Oh, well do not come for Kelly Dog, ladies. And you're set up, Shannon, why are you trying to get you so annoying? Like, you're so annoying. Come. Okay, I'm just gonna point out every time you make excuses, okay? I'll point you out. You're gonna point you out. You're drunk. Hey, let's talk about that time, your daughter called me at three in the morning. And she goes, yes, because I've asked my phone. She goes, yeah, because you were drunk driving around a drunk with guys.

You were drunk driving drunk. You beat with guys. I was like, whoa, she was like, I am tired of every season. People trying to make it out like I'm some drunk because guess what I lost 40 pounds 40 pounds you don't do that if you're a drunk case closed now let's discuss the games yeah no drunk alcoholics Shannon or no drunk sin people we have Bravo like yeah are you kidding it's called really every you literally every person on housewives it's an a skinny alcohol Almost like 98% yeah, so she's like I've lost 40 pounds. How can that happen? And he goes you're a liba section because I got body tight

Body tight as in my case is tight and then oh you got liposuction and my butt my ex boyfriend did it And my butt my ex-boyfriend did it Chad's like they just close up on Emily's face like This is cracking out the Shannon tries to exonerate herself saying listen Okay, you know what when I was going through my divorce there were about eight times when I got blackout drug, okay? I'm like already like this defense is shoddy at best. Just I was, I was hammered and I, there was one time where the only thing I can remember was Kelly Dodd's number. So I had my kids just call her.

It was a mess, that's it. I'm like, why are you trying to gloss this over as if like one time you went to the store to get some polio string cheese and came home with like Swiss cheese instead No, what this story is crazy. What are you talking about? This is a crazy story I said you put some I am tired you put something out there Kelly and it sounds like it just happened it was two years ago Oh, I'm gonna use Kelly talk. I'm gonna use Kelly dot talk shut the fuck up. How does that feel?

I don't care. I said again. She's not in my character. I can't. I can't. It's not like I can't to the curse like that. Is it because you're kidding me? I'm standing myself because you're drinking you're drinking and driving drunk with guys. Okay? Oh, yeah, so then like Like this. Yeah, this is actually where bicky a murekale is like, you know what, I just wish the best for Vicki. You know, she's got great kids, great family, I wish the best. I don't want any will, was I wrong? Yes, did I fight 30? Yeah, I did absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely, I'm sorry. I love the color. I love the color. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love the color. I'm sorry. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the color. I love the end of the Vicki segment. So she's like, okay, who's going to feel about Vicki? Okay, she's great. So her signal's over now.

Ryan Andy. So she's already worked her. She's just her happiness. Is that good? She has a job. So that's good. She pays taxes, Andy. So, you know, she's done well by her kids. That's it. She deserves happiness. Why don't you open this? Vicki, do you take that in and Vickiicki goes, yeah, and Kelly's crying now. And he goes, so what do you think about her, Vicki? And Vicki's like, well, I've guarded. You know, I was talking to my sister today.

I was like, I just want to reshuffle the deck. Because I haven't had a privilege life. My life is hard. And I'm respected woman. And I feel like I don't get it here. I don't get it here, Addy. And I'm glad that Kelly said that but we have to stop the Startful behavior coming we have to stop the startful behavior Let it good good job in the city we're gonna 9 to 5 every night and day

We're the minute you're mixing songs for the 80s I'm your private answer dance of the money. I'll do what you want me to do. I get no respect. Downtown with folks of broke. I mean, Vicky Basel. Vicky is basically doing Ronny Danger Field, by the way. Let's not forget that. I get no respect.

Yes. I didn't have it easy. Abby. My childhood with me. Oh, okay, Vicky. Okay, you're the biggest victim here, Vicky. It's not easy having Tim Rez and Mother. Wait a second. Are you stealing Ryan's lines? No. And Kelly's like, well, you know what? The back of fourth has to stop, Andy. It's ugly.

It's gross. Almost as ugly and gross as Vicki's picture in the insurance monthly magazine, which I have, Darting in my house look it's ugly and it's gross but at least we're accountable. Am I right indeed? It's too much for Shannon you're not accountable. Hey, all that I did was get shit faced and tell my daughters their dreams would never come true. That's all.

So Vicky's like, you know what? All of us need to be accountable. We all need to make an effort. Like even Emily, look Emily, we're not close, but I respect you, and I hope your parents survives. This show is the place to be in and above your relationship. And I wish you and Sean, I'd be chained, whatever. To say, I wish you the best, okay.

But you know, Broadway. You know, you're going to Hell, Bronwyn, but I hope that you're able to enjoy your life before You know, you're going to Hell, Bronwyn, but you know, I hope that like you're able to enjoy your life before that happens. Yeah, you know what, Bronwyn, you're going to Hell, but at least, you know, there's other sluts in Hell, because all sluts go to Hell. So you'll know where the sluts at least. So that's-

You have so many amazing three-sums in Hell, because you guys all want that, you know? Everybody cheats on their house, but in Hell, so you're going to have a really good time there, Bronwyn. So, um, yeah, Emily is bit, and then like Emily starts talking about how like Vic, she was close with Vicki last year because this year she's close with Tamra, whatever. I don't know, this is like MG chatter there. And then it's like time for break and problems like I need to pee when you've had seven children, you need to pee. Hey, he's like, Vicki's grossing out. You've had seven children you need to be a like

Vicki's grossing out like we haven't had to hear about Vicki's fucking love tank So then brawn was like, but don't worry. I'm getting it tight. I'm getting the vagina tie the face side the elbow side the back of my knees I everything everything guys Backstage Kelly and Vicki are like hugging now. And like, Vicki's doing her thing. Be nice to me. Be nice to me. Okay, be nice to me.

Wish all the best. I do. I just wish you the best. I wish you the best. That's that big thing. I'm over it. Over the big thing. Be nice.

I'm over it too. I'm over it too. Be nice. Yeah, me too. I'm back to the real corner. You look great. Love your dress look like a million bucks Vicky I mean I wish I were so funny. You're such a ham. Oh not no not like that So we're back you to add a moment back says I've done you know what I said we're dead with that Eddie And Kelly's like it will will it's over it's

done and thinking goes I've stayed off social I don't want it I don't want it yeah you've done a great job with that yeah you you don't even know how private accounts work so um so now it's now we get like the Florida segment and we see all the craziness and Florida, etc. And then Andy's like, was this trip a success? And from I was like, no, and everyone goes, I had fun, I actually had a lot of fun. She was, I mean, it was a great time, I had the best fun. I had never laughed so much in my life. Ah!

Oh God. And Andy's like, well, and then Vicki got to go in the ambulance. She loves to take cars that could, she loves to take automobiles that cars that could, she loves to take automobiles that could be used by people who are actually in danger. So that was fun, huh, Vicki? So like, oh yeah, we had a moon over my hammy. Yeah, we had a moon over my hammy. She goes, you just see Kelly like biting her tongue. Like, she's like, oh, I really should wear to the end of the episode, like make truth so the kids like Vicky's like I mean I don't know who called the ambulance

I mean like I don't know I don't know why there was an ambulance there and then we go's you demanded it I don't remember I don't know that was struck I was struck so then um Kelly it's like back to Kelly screaming and going crazy again Back to Kelly screaming and going crazy again. Kelly, you may in Shannon Madden you criticized her hair. What's the problem with having hair extensions when you're 50? You have hair extensions? She goes, I'm not 50! Yeah.

And then Shannon's like, well, you know, we were all in Miami and everyone was wearing Racy Routfit. I was wearing shorts. Yes, very Racy, as well. I'm sure they just barely covered my upper knee area. Wow, how is well? Wow.

That was racy. Wow. Wow. Whoa. Racy, ampy. Instead of wearing just socks, I wore those socks that only come up to right below your ankle. So when I was wearing my sexy tennis shoes, people thought, is she barefoot until they

got really close to me and realized I wasn I was wearing my sexy tennis shoes, people thought, is she barefoot until they got really close to me and realized I wasn't fact wearing socks under my shoes? But they couldn't see him. Racy Andy, do you have a boner? You haven't lived until you've exposed your wrists in Miami. Wow, Racy, real Racy. Well, Bronwyn and Vicki seemed to bury the hatchet

because there was a hatchet because there was a hatchet There was no hatchet. I just don't think that she respects me and that's a big deal for me Vicki shut the fuck up. Why do you you don't you don't just shut up Vicki? I'm so bad You're not the moral authority of anything That's because I thought a bunch of anyone respect you Bronwyn yeah because basically Bronwyn thought they were in a good place and then Vicky trash Brahman in an article Talked basically like saying that she's classless and slutty for like enjoying three ways with with Sean and

Brahman's like basically like like what the fuck and Vicky's like you know it do it off camera do it off camera 50 years. I started this show 50 years. I started this show We don't do that. We don't do that We don't do that to down brawin to down like you can say the same thing about camera. I did I did I Guaranteed did not yeah, cuz she literally said kissing girls kissing girls I don't like the kissing and I don't like the nakedness. Okay, it's classless. I'm like you just When was the last fucking time you guys remake it on this show? You just lifted up your shirt was it last season or the season before? It Ireland. It was.

Or how about like her tits. Oh, Ireland. I mean, Ireland, Ireland is. Hey, come on. You showed your boobs every year. Tamara makes out. She's a dammar naked every year and drawing. I'm gonna come on.

How about some. Have you seen some of the t-shirts that your son and law wears on Instagram? How about that? Oh God. I'm gonna clap about class. So she's like 15 years I started this show. We do not do that. Turn it down, turn it down.

And it's like next week is the conclusion. It's Vicky like a trapped Wolverine in her dressing room screaming at the camera. Losing her goddamn mind. It's perfect. Oh my god. What a beautiful, beautiful episode. Beautiful. You know what you guys? Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Ronnie to you and your family.

It's you, Bean. Thank you. Um, I hope everyone has a safe and happy time. It gets lots of presents or doesn't get presents and does something like, I don't know, like, like, uh, does just does something like I don't know like like a master master, master, I was gonna say charity like help out like help out the how about the needy maybe or master bait master bait the less fortunate yeah a a bait it wouldn't be master bait I don't know help the less fortunate

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