Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury

Episode Date: September 19, 2019

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in downtown Los Angeles. This is the biggest venue yet for the ceremony, which is if you don't know, the crappies is our annual award show. We've done them in front of a live audience the past two years, which were super super fun. Last year Kate Chastain was there, Tom Sandeval, Stasi, Ariana, Captain Sandy made a surprise appearance, Danny Pellegrino, many of our podcast friends. It was super, super fun.

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Next Week's episode looks absolutely amazing. Absolutely amazing. I'm so excited to get to do it in this huge huge theater next week. Yeah, even if we only get to do, even if we even if it ends up sucking and we just have to do the previously from this week For next week. It's gonna be so good Yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be amazing Orange County is on fire I you know, I'll spare everyone the whole list of cities today since I had a whole big plug about the crappies So why don't we just jump right into Real Housewives of Orange County,

shall we? Let's do it. Oh my God. What an episode. I was dying. And I hate when I hate when we're not watching them at the same time because I'm texting you like, are you watching this shit? And you're like, no, I'm watching, I'm playing games. I'm like, what the hell been like? I don't know where I am right now. I'm watching the show. your ass over here watch it with me. I'll watch Dallas I'm gonna watch Dallas in In like real time tonight probably so they'll be that I can I can I can bond with you about Dallas Well, I'm not gonna be watching that tonight. I'm not here tomorrow. Ray Sonny is gonna take over for me tomorrow everybody The other natural guest. Yeah, she is hilarious. Yeah, she's so good. I'm so jealous you get to talk to her.

Okay, so let's do Real Housewives of Orange County. So this episode is the Gong episode. Wow. Who knew? Who knew the Gong episode was going to be so, so pivotal. I mean, when we saw the trailer for the season and it ends with Shannon, with a bull on her head, getting hit with a mallet,

I thought that was just like a funny piece of like, oh look, a little sizzle at the end. But no, this is a medical emergency. Yeah. It really is. Someone's brain is going to breed. Someone's brain is going to bleed. So we opened with Emily. It's also Emily's wonderful Victoria secret.

This is why Victoria, you know what Victoria kept a secret dance moves Emily did you ever get you went to rehearsal all you were doing with stutch tap it touched stepping Emily Yeah, it's touch step is that fine and a touch step and maybe a little kuchy bounce Okay, so we open with Emily packing for Vegas and her kids are running around like crazy as kids do and she goes Annable for Vegas and her kids are running around like crazy. As kids do and she goes, Annabel, do you know what mommy's going on her trip and she's like, Costco! And I was like, this is why mothers run away. You know, all they're expected to do

is go to fucking Costco to get you something, little fucker. And it's also sad that Annabel has such low expectations for her mother, like the biggest pie in the sky, chicken I'm like Emily could possibly take would be to Costco. That's what I'm saying kids are little ingrates You know like support your mother's strip show, okay? Your mother is about to go be in a fucking strip show in a Vegas casino, okay with a bunch of old people support your mother you little brat support your mother's strange manifestation of

of marital unhappiness by applauding her desire to do a awkward strip tease that's not really strip tease sort of just like a sexy dance and an off-strip casino in Vegas. Celebrate that. Celebrate that, Annabelle, you little fucker. So she's talking about how nervous she is. Bronwyn's coming with her and they're face timing. And Emily, you know, Emily FaceTime's like me where she's holding the phone like way up here, like a space kind of selfie.

That doesn't help, you know? I feel like that doesn't really show a lot of trust in your friends, like you're trying to give yourself a good angle. I don't know why I'm going in on this first scene. Just as well. You might as well, you know what, you're in Texas and you're riled up and I think that's what happens. Okay. I also enjoyed watching Emily's kid walk in with like a giant creative toys and tripping

and falling over and spilling the toys everywhere. I mean like I'm okay. And you know that Fisk or the dog like onto the side just like laughing because you know Fisk or put like a little bone there for the kid to trip on like revenge will be mine. Our our Fisk goes on our side is just trying to sabotage the children. Fisk is working on his own dog strip show. Fisk is just like, our I'm really nervous because I'm going to be dancing at our the musical. Our

So then we go to one of the oddest lawyer scenes I think we've seen in a while on this show. Yes, lawyer Michael J. Fell, which a good lawyer. It's like George W. Bush grew a mustache and a beard and then started practicing law in Orange County. Yes, I thought he looked kind of like our agent, our booking agent. I was getting more George W. Bush than Josh. I got a little Josh and maybe it's because we were emailing him while I was getting I was getting more George W. Bush than Josh. I got a little Josh And maybe it's because we were emailing him while I was watching this But I got a little hey fellas

He's sitting there with a yellow legal pad. It's like loyering for dummies, you know where he wouldn't he was just trying to Give her confidence by showing her that he's writing something down But they're basically like the simplest pictures. Oh, nothing. He just kept circling and crossing out. He's like, here's how the legal system works. I was expecting the Bill of Rights to come walking. I'm like, where are you? This is what you do when you get to DUI. And he's like, not now, it's my turn.

So he's like, my name is DUI Hamilton. That's DUI Hamilton. So he writes like, courthouse. And then trial Jail you and then like puts like boxes and bars and like we don't want you to go into jail So we like cross it out. We want you to be home He's like draws a stick figure with a smile. Oh my god. I get the legal system now. Oh my god I totally get it. Why is bad job on there? He's like, oh, that's just a prediction.

That's just a prediction. So he's like, well, thanks for coming in, fellas. Just wanted to talk about stuff going on with your case. Okay, let me chart this, all right. Here's what happened. You had a scheduled arrangement, but there was some confusion because nobody showed up to that.

So I'm gonna circle that. And it was circle that. You didn't show up. This represents the O in no show happens twice in the word. Yeah. Or as the judge called you a big fat zero. Okay. However you have you like to put or maybe this zero just represents zero leniency because you missed your court date. Yeah. He's like, so there's some things I want us. Yeah. It's like I want to see something from your ad. I'm going to circle something here. I want to see discovery.

I want to see things from the discovery phase. Okay. That's what I need to see things from the discovery phase. Have, have, have, have, Gina not even talk to you yet. What the hell? You don't even have anything from fucking discovery. Gina, how long did it take you to get to see Michael J. Fell? Oh my god. it actually is like really convenient because I just bought a box that says, Discovery. Discovery. I'm gonna put it next to my antique box, my Gavarpillo. Gavarpie.

Yes, got a little sign everywhere. So she's like, Shannon Bedua has given me the gift of Michael J. Fell. I will never, ever, ever not be grateful to Shannon Bedua. It was like, oh, just you wait. Fowl. I will never ever ever not be grateful to Shannon Bidua. It's like, oh, just you wait. Just you wait. There's a reason that Shannon sets you up with this guy. And it can't be because she thought his legal patch stick was really, you know, inspiring. Yeah. Jen, Shannon has a long game that she's playing in Europe on in it. Okay. Sorry to break the news. So, um, so yeah, he's like, well, the news is that you're probably

going to have your license suspended for a year. She's like, oh my god, a year? I can't believe it. What a very predictable outcome for having a DUI. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. It's like that sucks. Like, I'm a single parent, okay?

I don't understand how I'm going to be a single parent and not have a car. I'm like, well, okay? I don't understand how I'm gonna be a single parent and Not have a car. I'm like well you automatically don't get a husband just because you don't drive Okay, you're gonna be a fucking single person on the bus. You drunk ass driver stupid. It's called Uber You live in Orange County. You have enough money. You're on TV show. It's called Uber Uber Get an anine. Yeah, and an anine. Yeah, something and she's like, well, you know, she's breaks my heart because I was so stupid I was so stupid and now I'm single and now I can't even take my kids to the beach for one last time Because I can't drive there It's like listen anyone can get a DIY. It's really common. No, I'm not talking about that

I'm so stupid because I could have bought a hang-in get posted with a cat and I didn't know when I went back It wasn't there. You never know with Marshalls. You never know what's in stock. He's like, okay, I've got a plan. Let's circle something on the legal pad. Is she's like, have a drink? He's like, no, no.

We're not going to have a drink, okay? We're going to replant your arraignment. And she's like, should I go to the arraignment alone in an Uber? How am I even going to get there? It's like, yes, stupid. To have to bring in umbrellas to the arraignment, to have to bring in umbrella? Rain mint alone in an uber. How am I even gonna get there? To have to bring in umbrella to the arraignment to have to bring an umbrella. No, there's no actual rain that an arraignment. Okay you know

You know every Even to have one last day at the beach of my kids because I can't drive into the beach because I can't drive for Year like even that to have that like I feel like such a failure because like they lose that they miss out because of mommy, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, you know what? The kids don't have to go to the beach. All right. They'll be okay. How about you? Yeah, no, quality time in the living room. Yeah, speaking of discovery, how about the discovery channel? Okay, I teach those kids something. The fucking beach. Get out of here with your fucking beach. Get your kids a book. Okay. You have enough ornamental stuff. You have enough ornamental seashells. Okay in that house. All right, so you don't have to even go to the beach

It'll just feel like it Yeah, there's some sand around yes So then we go over to Kelly. He's giving Costco samples away or something she's somewhere giving samples Some sort of like expo or whatever and she's talking just like electrolyte water I forget what it's called like positive positive water, are you to work? It's positive age to, oh! Do you want to sample in positive age to, oh, it's water? But what makes our water different is that it's calcium,

it has calcium, but it's also gluten-free, dairy-free. It doesn't have any artificial sweeteners. What the fuck do you think water is made of? It's a water. Um, fucking silly things that there's like, It doesn't have any artificial sweeteners. What the fuck do you think water is made of? What the fuck do you think water is made of? Um, she's Kelly thinks that there's like dairy in water. What the fuck? She invested $250,000 of her lump-sum settlement from Michael into this positive water thing. Kelly, that's too much.

Like $10,000 max. $5. Honestly, $5. Tell, honestly $5.00. Tell them to start an Indiegogo and you contribute $5.00 and you get a poster. And that's what you should do. Yeah, that's it. And then you're set, then you're set

and watch your investment grow, okay? Or invest in like Coca-Cola, but not positive water. I mean, waters on Bravo do not last long, okay? If waters were gonna do well, then we wouldn't have all these people do you eyes, Gina. Yeah, and also everybody's always talking about being positive, positive, positive, but really no one likes being positive.

And people don't really like positive people. And I stand by that. And when we go home, we're like, oh, look, look, gather. You know, let's just be friends. Everybody just be friends. We all get in our car, and then we drive around and we go, fuck you, you asshole! Whoever's cutting us off. Nobody wants to drink, nobody wants to swallow your form of positivity. Just, just, just stop. Just, just say normal

water. Yeah, you're money back. Get your money. Normal water. How about that? I'm going to just start selling normal water. Speaking of aqua-peanut, which is really just Coca-Cola water. My water, I actually got some manzo black water, but it's from the Starbucks brand and actually is not what at all So so tamarin Eddie's show up at this expo and Eddie's like wow you look like Elvis I'm like just look anything like Elvis. What are you talking about? Literally nothing nothing I think you might hurt purple suit Because she is wearing a purple suit

Nope, reject till my reject it won't even know will not. I blow whistle penalty Eddie goes in the penalty box for five minutes for making a really bad forest metaphor. Not allowed. Yeah, you look like punch from chips. What's your point? Okay. So she's like, I'm dressed like this because I'm going to yeah.

And that is like why she gets to watch a burless show He's like why because Emily's doing one why cuz she's gonna dance with strippers Why anyway, why are you even fucking here? Okay? Tamara get him off get him off my TV. Okay, it's bad enough. I have to watch your Nazi son Yeah, exactly so Tamara of course Tamara's like well, I wasn't invited huh? China wasn't invited huh? Well, of course not, because you are evil, and Emily is doing something that's gonna make her feel vulnerable and the last thing she wants is you undermining her.

Yeah, she's like, um, I thought I had a breakfast. I was, I'm in there. Like, I'm father-hack, I'm a half-swement party. So I thought she was good. It makes me wonder, who is she? Who is Emily? This gaslighting of Emily, they are gaslighting her crazy. And that is the hell is shit? Who is Emily? This gas lighting is Emily. They are like gas lighting her like crazy.

And that is the long game that Shannon is playing. Because Shannon is still angry at Emily, which is why she's trying to win over Gina to use against Emily, which is working very easily. And by the way, like adding someone's email to an e-vite is not a breakthrough, okay? It's called laziness and the priest who sold you to do it.

Yeah, it's called the first day of fucking shooting, Tamara, okay? So's called laziness and the priest who sold you to do it. Yeah, it's called the first day of fucking shooting, Tamara, okay? So you're gonna have to invite cast members over to your house to bring you gifts, which is also really handy for you. So she's like, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella, I mean, really, really. So then, Tamara's like,

well, you know what, we're here because we have that nice part of us. And we're self-stop for that nice. But it's not a tragic batch just match. So like, Tamara's gonna really pass. Pro temp padas, okay? It's a great, fascinating story. Does anybody really believe in Tamra?

Really? Like, she literally, when she's looking, of course with Tamra, when she's looking for plant base protein powder, she's literally looking for protein patterns that were created in a nuclear power plant She's like I thought you're noble and I was like well, I want powder like that She's the only person who worked in that chair and noble plant who walked out just fine. It's like a facial, you know Yeah, like she made that she made that block of a graphite just crumble. Wow That was the funniest funniest TV show of 2009 change in a while. I laughed in

Tatans That's in that that's a toxic patch So yeah, so she's pretending that she has some fitness line and that's what Kelly's like yeah, these are vegan and And they have calcium and that's what sets us apart from water. I'm melting. Why am I melting all of a sudden? I was just starting to have a... I'm sorry. What did I do?

I thought we had a breakthrough. Why did you melt in batch? Oh my god, I wanted this trip to Russia. And they're like, you're noble. You're son noble. And I was like, I'm noble. And they're like, we're gonna take you to someplace where you're son noble.

Anyway, now people melt around me. And batcheshaers now ball. So, Bronn is making a watch, or what happens in Vegas, I am stays in Vegas on a little chalkboard thing. I'm assuming she got from Gina's house. I am so happy that Bronn one finally has a really hateable trait, because I wasn't there was

nothing for me to really hate on her yet and then she's like oh look I have a chalkboard which it doesn't even announce it at this part we just we just start to see that there's like this chalkboard situation and we later on discover that like that's her thing she carries little chalkboard and she writes like she basically comes with her own subtitles and And I find it very annoying and precious. Yeah, when she describes it, she's like, yeah, I love carrying my chalkboard. I mean, it has all my wacky sayings on it.

And I'm like, what happens in Vegas is not your wacky saying. Okay, I'm sorry to break it here. Hi, this is the Trademark Commission calling. Yeah, okay. And you can stop writing down a recipe for chicken fajitas, misirabian, deirabian. She's like, cheese, it's for dinner. Like no. Pork, the other white meat.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Our Charlotte Show is a week away and recovering real house wise of Orange County. We are so excited to go to watch your crappens.com to get your tickets. So, yeah, so anyway, she's got this little chalkboard that she's carrying around. And then we see the flight to Vegas.

And I love that the producers hate this cast so much at this point. They're like, listen, you've become two shit seasons in a row. You're flying to Lasca Airlines coach. Have fun. No, they took Jetsuite X. They're like, listen, you become two shit seasons in a row. You're flying Alaska Airlines coach. Have fun. No, they took Jet Sweet X. They did? Yeah. Well, why did they show a, uh, uh, Alaska Airlines plane flying away? Well, maybe the Alaska Airlines plane went inside the Jet Sweet X plane. It's like, I'm taking it to. It was riding away from Tamer's plane. I was like, I mean, you can't trust the B-roll footage in these shows.

You know, they are like, really? Like, remember, was it like New Jersey where they showed footage of something? They show, yes, I think it was last season of New Jersey and like, like, there was gonna be our coffee in town. Like, okay, but you know, we need to go meet in town for coffee. And so then we went to town and they showed B-roll footage of like a movie, like a movie theater. And it was like, the Matrix reloaded. I like, I think you need to upload, update your, then we went to town and they showed B-roll footage of like a movie, like a movie theater

and it was like the Matrix reloaded. I like, I think you need to upload, update your, update your B-roll footage, okay? It's like Amy. Play away now. I can't, I can't help but one of my favorite, uh, Barefoot Contessa episodes, we talked about most of the Arabian. My favorite Barefoot Contessa episodes, The entire episode was like, movie day with the girls. And so she was making, she made, then 30 minutes of her making all this food. Like, I love making food and going to the movies.

One of my favorite things ever is to go to the movies. In the Hamptons, we have a wonderful old movie theater. I can't wait to go. And so, finally, at the end of the episode, Ina meets up with some friends to go to the movies and they literally go to see like the matrix reloaded. at the end of the episode, Aina meets up with some friends to go to the movies and they literally go to see the Matrix Reloaded. It's like Aina Gordon at an action movie.

It's like she's making, like, you know, like, a shrimp salad and then to go cop. To get to see the Matrix. She's downing like Breen to balls in the Matrix Reloaded. Anyway, so these women arrive in Vegas at the West Gates. And it's the beautiful, amazing suite up top. And everyone, it's just people, one thing to get a free room. Jackie Segal was like, okay, you just need to walk around to say, Barry Manolo is here.

Barry Manolo is here. Barry Manolo is here. Did I tell you I got a butterfly? It came right on my phone. You're sweet. Jackie Segal who was on blow deck med recently. And it's also the Queen of her size. So she and her husband own this casino. And I spent my birthday at this casino with Jackie Segal two years ago in this suite. So it's really cool to see it. Yeah, I didn't stay in that suite.

She stayed there. It was during the Mrs. America pageant, because she hosts that, or she's like on the board of that, or something, because she's a Mrs. America. And I went there to watch that, all that shit unfold. That was hilarious. I mean, wow. My God.

So she did that, and she had a bunch of the Mrs. America people and their agents and stuff. So I was watching them all practice. And I learned on the Mrs. America people and their agents and stuff so I was watching them all practice and I learned About Mrs. America. Wow. We're Larry and Perry. They're also because they were at this trip. Let me tell you everyone in Vait everyone at Westgate looks like Larry and Perry That right now. Everyone is a Larry. You're either a Larry or a Perry in the Westgate They're so close to spilling the word larp Which is actually sort of what what this show sometimes feels like.

I would do a LARP of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I guess that's what our podcast is. It is just a... It's a LARP, yeah. It's a LARP. Well, they're actually not a good couple because you can't make a couple name with that, right? Because it's Larry and Perry, so it'd be Perry.

It's like that's just her name, you know? That's not a good... LARP-ery or... Pallery? Perry. It's like that's just her name, you know, that's not that's not a good lappery or Pallery Perry Larry Larry and Perry either way you do it. Larry. You can do it. No, you can't do it. It doesn't work You have to break the rules of couple babes. Larry Larry Larry

Larry, okay. I'll go for it. Okay, you're a couple now. Okay,, you're a little bit more. Either way, they show up and I'm like, uh, isn't this supposed to be like a topless review with Emily doing a sexy dance? Why are Larry and Perry here? Is anyone, anyone, does, anyone notice this? Because their sense of unsupportive shit head. And Emily's not making this about being a, you know, a strip thing. She's making it about her,

you know, feeling like she's not feeling like she's gonna show herself that she's confident enough and being not just a size two or whatever. Listen, I don't want to hear about you complain about being ugly. You're fucking hot and you have a hot body and you don't get to get on the bus where you just get to complain about how you're treated because you're ugly because you're not ugly, you're hot. So get off the ugly bus. Okay. Listen, I support her doing something to show off that she's confident whatever, but here's the thing. This is obviously a situation when they said,

hey, the Westia casino wants to do some sort of cross promotion. How about we should have seen where you do a sexy dance. And now she's trying to like, put it under the guise of like self-imparamate. I'm like, no, you just got a cool opportunity. Just do it. So, um, yeah, so she's walking around this giant crazy suite, which is just like every inch is covered with frescoes that felt like, just like everything. Like you, like under your feet are frescoes. And Emily FaceTime's changing. She's like, Shane, ah, check it out. It's like 15,000 square feet. It's bigger than your parents house. And Shane goes, don't send me the bill.

King of snark as him. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da And she's like, um, okay. And here's, here's why I'm starting to get annoyed with Emily. You know, say it's like this. Why are you gonna act like you're just so hurt? Every time he says something smart, ass-y to you, you fucking buried Shane, okay? I'm starting to feel less and less sorry for you, so I'm- I think she's- She's trying to hold out hope that maybe he won't do that.

That's what happens. Every single sentence. Every single sentence. She's like, oh, like a stab in the heart. So she's like, okay, well, I love you. And he's like bad connection. Click. Yeah, yeah, metaphor. Good, bad connection, good metaphor. So, um, hard night. Good morning, everyone. So, um, so now it's time for Emily to rehearse for, for sexy, the show with two X's. You would think there'd be a third X, but not quite. So it's only a double X feature. Yeah, it's a double X feature.

And I think it's not even really a double X, but I guess sexy was hard to trademark. Well, we're just going to talk about trademarks this whole episode. It was probably difficult to trademark sexy with one X. Why don't we bring in Gina's lawyer to help describe trademark law? Okay, here's what trademark law is.

Okay, imagine you have an envelope from the DMV and you say, hey, I wanna have my own DMV envelope. So what you have to do is, what you have to do is you circle a pot that looks like the pot you wanna have, circle it, and then what's in this circle? You don't pot that looks like the pot you want to have. Circle it. And then what's in this circle? You don't write that. And that's how you avoid it.

I'm so stupid, I need my claw. So Emily is practicing on the stage. And it's really, it really is like step, touch, step, touch. But these ladies are trying to make it sound fancier than it is, because he wants to be known for the choreographer who, you know, gets paid a lot of money to just say step touch, you know. So she's going, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Step touch. Just say step touch. So she can understand what you're saying. Yeah.

And so this is where Emily says, this is an opportunity for me to show I'm confident myself and who I am. And I could be sexy because I'm not your typical blonde, tiny orange, county girl, okay? And then it cuts immediately to Bronwyn, just prancing around in the suite in a little bikini in like this perfect body. Like, guess what, bitch, you're wrong. I'm Bronwyn.

So like, you could be hot being Emily and I can still be hot being a size zero blonde from the OC. So she's just alone up there and she's getting wasted and they left her two butler is. Hello, go see. Yeah. Yeah. He's taking like selfies with her and her bikini.

She's like being all sexy in the bikini. He's like, this would be great for the kids. Like, yes, Valentino. It was like one of those weird, like, 80s movies where like the 13 year old girl gets, like, gets to be in a penthouse and like has a butler and they develop a strange relationship, like where the butler becomes a father figure, et cetera, et cetera.

You know, because she has to take over her dad's company because of some mishap and then she Beacuse crime and yeah, she's a bat Is just going into Batman man. I'm just gonna cycle into Batman. I'm okay with that. I will do that I'm like a girl starring in home alone crossed with little orphan Annie moving into Moving into Batman, which I think is actually a great trajectory for anyone. I think it is too. I find that Ina Garten would see that movie. I think that she would see that movie. Ina Garten's like like today I'm making sesame noodles for when I watch Suicide Squad.

We're calling them sesame sootles just for today. Delicious. Well, Jeffrey and I are going to go see it. Chapter two. My greatest fear. Opening up the oven before the pop-overs are ready. Uh-oh. Don't clown around to the kitchen.

I think now we're starting to turn Ina into like, Nigella Lawsonson by the way. Well, because I winked. Well, because now we're being like Kory and sexy. She kind of is, she's kind of like Emily and me. She gets Kory and sexy when she's talking about food. You know, like in the Jella or Ina. Well, Nigella is just over the top no matter what.

But like Nigella makes sausage every episode. Like look at me, made some sausage in my nightgam. I'm gonna eat some in the middle of the night while they was looking. And pasta, see you tomorrow. But I know some more like, Polenta, but that's like her own kind of orgasm. You know, I don't know.

I feel like I feel like I'm a garden's very sexual there I said it she is you know what she's a sexy beast. Yeah, she's a very sexy woman just because she's not a size two from the Orange County Okay, yeah, I'm a garden in sexy Yeah, yeah next yeah next month she'll be there at the Westgate, Inaigarten step touch Nurse nurse, that's what she that's that's her whole thing She's whenever she has a guest on she holds up her hand. She goes. I'll just be your nurse Oh, so we put the flower in it so the little thickened is that what you're doing? God that is such a good idea Self-doubt yes, it gets on

Okay, so anyway, we, where are we now? We're just going to come up. And the point is this, they add an extra X to S to sexy because it makes the sexy taste more like sexy. That's all. Be sure to use good seduction. So Bronwyn Parties in that room all by herself. And then back on the stage, Emily's like,

I mean, all this hip-roaling, it's hard for me. It's really hard. And the lady goes, well, just think about having sex And she's like um I've been married 10 years so that's not really gonna work because you guys know you got to be hungry for it Be hungry for it. So she goes okay. I'll picture tacos and car need us So that says a lot about Shane sex appeal. Um, and then I, you know, we're talking about sexy food and that really can't do it for you. Tacos and carnitas. Yes. Boner. I mean, if you've seen the taco diaries on, uh, on Netflix, you know, you know,

how do you see that? No, I didn't know that was it. I thought you were kind of kidding. I thought you were kind of kidding. I thought you were gonna try and start talking about the nanny diet. Do you guys ever look like someone who's kidding? Do I look like someone who's kidding right now? Taco diaries, it's a real thing. Look it up, every episode's about a taco.

Oh, for fuck's sake. You act, don't say for fuck's sake as if you're not about to go watch it and be like, then I hate you. No, I'm mad. I'm mad at you because you always do this shit to me We're like have you seen this show where this lady just goes and eats cheese? Like no, I have not seen that show and it sounds stupid

I'm not gonna watch it and then a whole weekend. I spent watching yeah I am septu with it. It gets into your head. Yeah, so then I gained 30 pounds and nothing gets done and I just see it coming It's gonna happen again. So thanks Talk to talk to our guys whatever it's called. Yeah. So anyway, so Kelly, so Kelly arrives at the at the hotel and there's like a lady there from the casino who's holding a little dog like the the hotel's mascot and Kelly opens the door to where limo are to step out of her car. And she's like, who's this bitch? Which is just the most perfect way to get out of her car. Like a total stranger.

Who's that bitch? Yeah. And the lady's like, this is so instead of less gate. He's a basket, please come into a classy suite. I'm like, don't show me your main G-ass dog in a luxury casino. Get that fucking dog out of here. And Sir Winston, like, don't, don't show me your main G-ass dog in a luxury casino. Get that fucking dog out of here. And Sir Winston, like, Sir Winston is, that's a very British name.

By the way, I feel like for a mascot, but the entire suite is very, like, either French Versailles or Italian, like, crazy Rococo. And just, the point is this, we have a mixed metaphor of countries going on of countries going on and it yeah that's the sort of thing that can really get under my skin. Yeah so she's basically magda. She's like well-cubbed you're the Westgate to see the high-fivey. Yeah it was the it's really the perfect tie-on for the new down-nappy movie coming out this Friday. I was like I could just I could almost hear the theme music playing as they walked into the the West Gate Blum Blum Blum Blum Magda Magda Magda Magda Magda Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo- Welcome, welcome, welcome, Clea the big lid. Everyone, make sure they pick up the soap off the floor of the bathrooms.

So, trust Valentino. Do not trust Valentino. So Emily comes back to the room and Bronwyn has fallen asleep in the bath so she's like, I'm in a party all night. And she was like crashes out in the bath so Emily's like, this is hard because I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I the switch and I guess who I'm rearing to I ran into the biggest work of all very male oh yeah I'm not really a fan alone like Shannon Shannon is because she's way older than me, but it's so pretty cool So I mentioned the Shannon's old So two and a half hours till so time and really nervous about her step touch and this is Bronwyn's breaking out her, you know her, her, her chalkboard thing again. She's like, it's got another chalkboard. It says, it's night.

It's my thing. It's not hilarious. I wrote this thing down that says, break a leg. trademark. So she goes out to fight crime and in the meantime, bra, unless you waste for her parents to come back home. She'd be like the most neurotic bat, bat, one bat man or bat woman, you know, because she'd be like, she'd tie someone up and be like, you know, it's just sort of crazy. I mean, I have like 10 kids at home. So like while I'm

arresting you, I know for you, this is not a good experience, but for me, this is actually a big step for me. And I'm like, I never get to do this anymore. So I'm really, I hope you understand that part of the reason why I tied you up to this pole is really, because I have to do it for myself. Like, thanks, lady. Girlpower, I'm writing a book about it. Okay, I'll send you a signed copy. You're in it. I'm gonna change your name though, don't worry.

To like everyone, stop committing crimes. I'm telling you, don't worry about the jail time, because you will have to sit for 15 minutes, listening to this crazy superhero talk about her crazy 10 person family, please and she brought a chalkboard I don't even understand why oh Like finally I feel like an independent batwoman again finally Kind of spend years since I fought crime just not worrying about how I'm gonna pay for it at the end of the day

Dr. Deb comes in like oh look look at that's back girl that woman right mother that's my daughter her name is Bronwyn mama secret identity I'll tell you what's not a secret the way I raised you which was very well and this is how you treat me okay I like I'm dead so Bronwyn is like god I have to say it's really nice to have a smaller group here I mean yes of course I mean smaller than my family because it's huge I have like a, of course, I mean smaller than my family, because it's huge. I have like a lot of kids, but also just smaller group of girls,

because it's like a lot of girls, right? You know, it makes me feel nervous, and I don't feel good. Mostly because I'm drunk, and I lap down that fucking buttler over there. He got hard, it was weird, haven't done that for a while. So anyway, what do we do in a night?

So they all start bitching about how Vicki's gonna be on this Arizona trip that's coming up. And she's like, I know it's gonna be a shit show. I mean, I'm not perfect. Have I tried drugs? Yeah, my 20s. I mean, in my 20s, I tried them. I tried them, but I don't do them. I don't do them. Me, I tried them. I'll try them. Do you have some? I'll try some. Sure, I'll try some. I don't do them though. I don't do them. Who's this bitch? Keep her drugs away from me Barry Manelow So yeah, so Emily so Emily is like all she comes out. She's like already She's ready to do her show so she's dressed up and Kelly is like I know this supposed to be an anniversary thing

So fuck she fucking supposed to be an anniversary thing so fuck shane fucking And broman's like yeah, yeah, fuck shane so it gets to the show and Callie and Kelly and Bronwyn are sitting with Larry and Perry of course, and there's like come on any sit right here I was like, yeah, yeah, we can see a good show tonight. I'm excited sexy with an extra X okay Yeah, and then the the main stripper show tonight. I'm excited. It's sexy with an extra neck. So, okay. Yeah. And then the main stripper lady is my favorite because she's just so everything that you would imagine that she would be like with her gigantic plastic hair

and her like dandruff eyed lashes, you know. And Emily's really nervous and she goes, all right, honey, if you wanna loosen your course that you can, cause it's gonna take time to get people in the doors. Hehehehe Five minutes to places, Mr. Lohman See me, yeah

You gotta get a gimme, gimme, you wanna get a hurt Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh and he's like what did I do this I'm so nervous this I'm such an idiot what I think this is a good idea I mean me dancing I'm not a dancer. I'm a lawyer who actually passed the bar Shane and like I'm dancing like what am I doing this What am I doing this oh did I miss my cue oh okay never mind yeah, so you've had one practice you're gonna do this You've had multiple practices and it's a step touch. I can't with you. Who, for all, I'm too mad at him. And you know what, I'm too mad at Emily, and it's a woman in power and that story line. So I'm gonna let it go. You know what Emily?

I can't go. Good for you. I'm mad that she didn't practice her dance. Yeah, I'm a very easy dance. So it's finally Emily's turn. That was a little gypsy. I was trying to give you a gypsy. Oh, sorry.

That was like, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Why would you do that to yourself? I was trying to give you a chip. Oh, sorry. Why would you do that to yourself? I don't know the lyrics to mom to Rose's turn but Everything's turning up Shane. That's right. So Emily. Everything's turning up twerk dark. Everything's turning upset marriage. So, um, so yeah, she gets up there, she dances. She's not great.

Not great at all. I think she messes up just the counting and so she can't ever get back on and she keeps looking at the other group. I mean, it's a disaster. Yeah. It's really funny because Kelly's like, Okay, make an effort.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. You'll swim. Swim. They're all going to swim, swim, swim. One two three four one two three four Swim there are like swim swim swim swim I am baptized because if anyone saw my social media recently I recently had the honor of being called up on stage at El Lua and Maui and They the lady was like just follow me. I was like how hard could that be when she puts her right hand up But the right now she puts her right hand up and I'm just like my hands are like on my hips doing like my career And I'm like why am I doing this and it was amazing that video is amazing go to Ben's Instagram and watch that video And also go to Mike's it's not fair that he's gonna get more followers now

No, but yeah, Ronnie has this video, which is Bueller eating food, which is so bad I'm just kidding. Another dance. Then this was so good. I'm home with my family right now And I whipped out that phone in front of my whole family like you were my son. I was like look at band They're like oh my god It was I it was it was it was an exciting moment for me. I did feel like Emily and your dumb cracking up as he's dating you I also had no idea. I had a such a badonged on back there by the way you too and you say I was like it. I was like where did that come from? Okay, I was so proud you were like my kid up there and you were just like fuck this. I'm doing this and you just Went well, you know me put me on put me on a stage and I'm gonna try to like

Energy in the masses and the funny thing was a little kid in the middle of the dance recital just killing it You know well, I felt a lot of pressure because they're also like coincidentally that weekend there was this group of Professional dancers that were there the Dom of course knew all of them. It was purely quintessential They were all there like high-level, you know dance for share all that kind of stuff So I felt especially like oh, I have to represent, I have to represent for Dom in some way. Like, I've got to be like, you know, I got professional dancers watching me.

And also Janet from Sarasota, who is at my table at the Lou out. So between Janet and the dancers, I have to have a memory since then moment. Yeah, you know, you did, you did, you did everybody proud. You did, you did me proud. You did it. Don't do it. You did me proud. You did all women who are in the class to an orange county proud.

Whoa. I brought up a, I brought up a, I brought up a chalkboard. And I, I said a loha on it. Just one of those fresh, new, witty things. You know, one of my wacky things, a loha. So after this all dancing thing happens, and she makes it through and it's like, hey, Emily, so now we see flashes of what people are doing and we go over to cut fitness where Tamra and Eddie are working out clearly during the day because you can see a mirror and you can

see daylight in the mirror. And Tamra goes, so nice to work out when they close. It's the beauty of having your own gym. I'm like, you're not closed. It's 1 p.m. Okay, no one's in there. I know that everybody's making fun of her online every season since they open that gym

that nobody ever goes there. And it's like, at the time of gym, that's why. But nobody's ever there. And it's a constant thing. And I love that she put a little scene in there just to argue with everybody online. It was so fun. Also, I have to say at the end of that dance, Emily comes over and they're like, Oh my God, Emily, that was awesome. That was so empowering. Good for you, go girl. They were having like a big

go girl moment. And Emily is like, well, I coined the most up and Kelly goes, Oh, yeah, you fucked up. And probably goes, Yeah, yeah, you did. But I mean, you had fun. And that's important. Yeah, you were terrible. That was terrible. Yeah, that was bad. That was probably goes, yeah, yeah, you did. But I mean, you had fun and that's important. Yeah, you were terrible. That was terrible. Yeah, that was bad. That was terrible.

That was terrible. She's like, but you know what though, you covered it. And you know what, the thing is, you messed up, but only we would notice that. You know what I'm saying? Only we would notice that, even though I am verbalizing it right now on the show to a nationwide audience. Yeah, who else is gonna notice it?

There were literally 75 Perryiomiries there. Okay. You know, as I like to say, and one of my wacky sayings, that's the way the cookie crumbles. Just one of my originals right there. Yeah. And that's all folks.

One of my wacky sayings. So then we see Gina and the electric cushion workout zone, which I guess is now just gonna be on every bravo show. I can't wanna try. I'm not gonna lie. You do? I've already put them on my boobs. And I even put one on my brain. Like on my head, not on my brain, but on my head. I know, but you never know what you're getting to which part you're gonna electrocute of yourself that's gonna just like make you thin. Like it's gonna kick in the thin gene, you know?

Yeah. Put them on the boobs. I put them everywhere. You tried to basically self-lebotomize, I think. So, sort of. I guess it was a non-invasive lobotomy. Kind of, but I did have that in mind because that's how they lobotomize you now.

They don't stick a needle in your head, as you know. Obviously, because you just said that. I saw a whole land season one. Okay, I know what happened. Yeah, they, and I know someone whose mom had it and it really helped her So that's what I mean by mom or having dinner actually Anyway, so yeah, Gina's getting zapped and then Shannon is in the kitchen with Archie's during our she Shannon has some sort of food She's like, no not for you my friend not for you

Can you believe it? I took Archie together, bad today. And they said he was a beast. What? I've been serving him, Sam, and with cream cheese inside, ever since. Oh, beast. It's like typical person who loses weight. Everyone around you is obese, said.

This is Vicki Gumbelsen. Vicki Gumbelsen do this to Archie. Archie was very stressed out about when Vicki Gumbelsen said, the doctor said, like, it was all B's and she said, we're next, we're coming up on a great Shannon breakdown. Yeah, it's so we get to live relive so many Shannon break down. But before that back at the hotel, it's a mystery. Someone's arriving in a in a hotel, you know, air force that rumpel still skin coming into the Westgate Wow, who would have thought? Who is that tiny little creature and acid wash

black jeans and a leather motorcycle jacket from H&M Someone someone gave a makeover to the noise wow he's back Don't need to avoid this one It's Shane walking into the suite with flowers and I was like And then he's like here I come with flowers mom. He's there for you Flower addition Seriously, I'm gonna look out the window and there's gonna be pigs flying and I'm gonna say You go girls and Kelly's like I'm shocked. I'm shocked. That little door so rough

What's Mickey go listen doing outside the window anyway? So she's I mean Here's my thing are we supposed to give Shane an award because he showed up the day after her big thing when it's like everyone's leaving? Is that how that worked? Because as far as I can tell, he missed the big event. Yeah, and I'm guessing he missed it because he didn't want to be there for the stripping part. So he came to the next day where he wouldn't have to hang out with the ladies and be on camera with Kelly. Yeah. Okay. So Emily is like, you know, I'm just like really happy that Shane is there because, you know, I'm usually the one who organizes the child care and that's like a lot of effort for him.

He does not get a special award for being able to take care of his own goddamn children, okay? Yeah. He's been, if he can take the bar, he can like call up Stacey next door to look after the kids. Not that well. Well, we all know how that went. The bar. Sorry. That's true. I thought you know how Stacey went.

Stacey. We also would happen to Stacey. Her mom just had it to going on. Too long to mind. No one ever heard from Stacey again. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it. I've really felt isolated and he's like isolated You've been with your friends with my parents and you felt isolated

That's because you chose to come here. I'm like, oh, I mean he's the king of snark hasn't but you know It's you know it's trying to rise up a little bit. He's making that transformation Yeah, he's making that transformation He's making that transformation. Yeah. He's making that transformation. And she's like, you're thinking in a one-dimensional way and he goes, how many dimensions do you want me to have? Well, probably at least three, Shane.

OK, like actually when people, like for you to be proudly one-dimensional is actually not a good thing. Shane. Shane. Nah. Mm. So he's like, you just need to learn to go with the flow things.

She's stressed out all the time. So then they're doing a couple's diary room. And he's like, you know, being married to Emily is extreme. Like she wants to control everything all the time. Is this supposed to be Shane's redemption episode? Because it's not working. It is not. She's like, no, I'm just saying that like, you know, the happier that we are, the happier our children are going to be Shane's redemption episode because it's not working. It is not. She's like, no, I'm just saying that like, you know, the happier that we are,

the happier our children are going to be. And like, you know, with things that have been hard and it's just like you flying here. It's just like a really, it's a gesture to show that you do, you do love me. And he goes, I accept you the way you are. I'm like fucking Satan's come rag. That's what you are. Yeah, your Satan's come rag. Uh, so he kisses your cheek and she jerks back. I mean, this couple just break up already. You're painful to watch. And also, what you said about your children is interesting because that's what I was ranting about last week. You're raising your children to accept that this is normal.

And it's not about learning to fake it in front of your children. Go be happy, you deserve it. Get rid of that. Show your kids that you can divorce a man that treats you like shit. And does nothing to make an effort, you know? Yeah, absolutely.

So then, Tamara has to play called Lazer Away, which gave me a lot of optimism for, you know, her future. But I know I was hoping it was the daughter there in a mask. It just like literally erased her, like Lazer her ass away. So she's there with her mom Sandy and Gina. And so they got there and Sandy's like so I I heard you found yourself a little bit of trouble Gina if you find yourself in a situation like that call me I'll pick you up I mean I might want to have a drink with you first, but call me I'm like Not helpful. Yeah, Sandy. Sandy. I like him you hair Sandy's like what the fuck is this where are we?

So Gina's like oh my god, I'm really embracing this OC voice, so I am watching like, what, okay? We're mainlining Botox, okay? It's the Bobo, that's what we shoot up, OCcrack, Bobo. Like, maybe don't make shooting up jokes right now. Yeah. Also, like, not the freshest observation. So, Sandy is like, she's, so they're,

they're getting ready for their Botox or Xiumin. And they're, they're, they're starting by going to Arizona and Sandy's like, now wait a second, wait a second. You guys aren't gonna do one of those sweat lodges, are you don't do the sweat lodge? All right, it reminds me too much of Steve Lodge. I can't have that.

I can't have it. Sweaty Steve Lodge, all right. The doctor's like, okay, what are you gonna get Tamer? I'll get you worked out first and she's like, I'm gonna get met a sun damage. I was like, how do you think the sun feels? I'm gonna give her a time. I'm gonna fucking day with you This one's like I'm here to get Tamer damage taken off of me, okay? Please get the spots off of me. How about that? So Shannon's like, wait, Shannon? Is Shannon right?

Why did I write Shannon? Oh well, because there was everything. I don't know what kind of tune. And she's like, I think it's like, yo, guys, something weird and hippie like that. Like, I don't do that crap, but guess what? I'm desperate. I'm desperate right now, because my life's so awful.

Like, all I need is like some yoga or whatever you guys do here that's gonna work for me because I'm like seriously a mess. Yeah, and she's also about to go into a hard time right now. I got a dy and like my ex husband I'm supposed to be cool parenting with. It's actually like with the girl he was having a fear with before and I was back with her.

And I can't drive, I can't find my gathersine. So sign so like with my gather I don't know my life is a mess and you know what Shannon keeps reaching out to me okay she's reaching out to me Shannon Bedouelle is reaching out to me but Emily she can't reach out to me because she's too busy doing a blessed show I'm like no reason for no reason she's doing a bless you for no reason actually there is a reason why she's doing it and if anyone you're. It's like, actually, there is a reason why she's doing it. And if anyone, you're not reaching out to Emily. Yeah, she's the shittiest kind of friend.

For her to do this to Emily is really shitty. Okay, Emily has been the only person he's really stood by you on this show. Now you're totally betraying her with her enemies, which is really gross of you. And you're also the shittiest kind of friend because it's always fucking about you, you know? Why can't you ask her about her shitty marriage?

You think you're the only one in some shitty marriage? We know that they're not. Well, it's that thing where like Emily checks in. We said this a few episodes ago, like the daily check in. It's dangerous because Emily checks in every single day to make sure she's okay. And then the moment Emily stops checking in, it's seen as a portrayal, not like, okay, time for me to start. You seem like you're in a better place. We can like, we don't have to do this every single day. And the truth is, yes, like you said, Emily's going through some shit too. And Gina could check in on that.

And then when we see, you know, Gina's like, she's pressured me to go to Vegas. It's like not where it's not the right place. And we need to go to right now. I'm like, I get that. But like Emily, when Emily, we see a flashback of Emily calling Gina from Vegas and it's like, come on, come on, it's not too late. Hop in the car or drive. Well, take a new one. Come on, come on, come on. She's doing that because she wants you to be there. She is reaching out to you. And so when you say she's reaching out to you, literally,

she literally is saying like, like, let's move mountains free to be here because it'll be awesome. Yeah. She was like, I couldn't even even get out of bed and she wants me to go to big Vegas for no reason. And then to Sandy's like, what's she doing at burleshoes? What the fuck is going on with this group of girls? What's going on? Why is she doing that? And she goes, oh, well, she was going to do it for her husband, but that's not his jam. Okay, he's not into that. So she's just going to go on her own instead. And his parents are going and she goes, oh, so she's

not gonna do it for him. So let me do it for your dad. Yeah, then Tamra's like, I mean, well, of course Tamra is first to, you know, support Gina in this situation. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe she's trying to get a trip you out of all, you know, because because Tamra and Tamra and Shannon obviously hate Emily, they don't think that she should be on the show. I think it was apparently obvious last season. It's even more obvious this season. And so they are trying to drive a wedge between Emily and the rest of the cast

and they will do anything that they can, any opportunity that comes up. Yes, totally. And Tamra's like, happy anniversary, babe, if you're Tamra, bow down! I'm like, you were just screaming anal out like two weeks ago at your family party, your house. Yeah, shut up, Tamra. Yeah, shut up, Tamra. But also did you notice how Tamra was nodding while Agena was bitching about Emily? She is doing that thing, the straw thing, ever since she said that, I can't even see it.

She's like, sipping an airstraw, and she's doing this thing because that's what Tamra does when she's taking notes that she's going to use against. She later, she's just like, because that's what Tamra does when she's taking notes that she's going to use against she later. She's just like She was like the rapid nod. Uh-huh. You can see her memorizing the rapid nod. It's like you has earned such a, there's a reason why Tamara has stuck around for all these years, okay? And it's not her charming personality.

So now we go to Shannon at home. Now it's time to go off to Arizona. So Shannon's at home packing, and so she facetimes Tamara, and like, Tamara comes on and Shannon immediately does the... Ha! Ha!

Ha! I'm gonna laugh and I'm gonna duck at the same time because I might be on a boat going under a very shallow bridge! Ha! Ha! Let's see if it kind of does that back one too or she can... Oh sure, let's see if she can... Yeah, let's see if she can...

Yeah, let's see if she can... Saking up at the sky. She's like... I have no neck mobility. I spread my neck ducking under the bridge, and now I have no mobility. So I just have to look up and shake my shoulders. Ha! I was like, I have a little red right now. She's like a blister.

Her personality is really shining through. And she's like, well, it's not like we're going to see anyone in Arizona. And she's like a blister, you know her personality is really shining through and she's like well It's not like we're gonna see anyone in Arizona and she's like So Bronwyn's packing and then Gina facetimes her mom, you know, because that's like every seed with Gina It's just facetime repairs about something really sad Her parents I just imagine are always sitting in that empty room. What? Now they take Alaska Airlines. Oh, right. So that makes much more sense. Okay, yeah.

So, I don't know, I'm not as mad at Alaska. I haven't an ace credit with them for $150, by the way. I'm calling you soon Alaska. Sorry for bitching at you. So they're on the plane and it's like, you hear Shan go, this is step one of healing Kelly What do you want to yield the most? She goes well? I just got pounded last night, so Even China you had to work

So they're in Arizona suddenly and they're on their van and Shannon is oh I planned this whole thing Welcome to Arizona. I just found out that we don't have individual rooms Oh, oh, welcome to Arizona. I just found out that we don't have individual rooms. Uh-oh. Oh, wow, that is crazy. Isn't that crazy, girls? Well, since when only has two beds, Fickie's just going to come 24 hours,

so Gina can come stay with us because it only makes sense, doesn't it? Fick, Gina. It all makes sense. I mean, Gina, who I hated all of the last season and who I barely even know. I honestly think that she's an irresponsible trial-up. But I mean, I, who I hated all of last season and who I barely even know. I honestly think that she's an irresponsible trollop, but I mean I couldn't by Kelly who I have a much better relationship with, but I think it makes sense for me to have Gina because I am not at all trying to win her over and use her against Emily.

Not at all! Ha! At the same time doing Tamra and Fikki's bidding so they don't turn turn on being trying to get me thrown in the mental hospital again. Haha! He's here again! Where did a fictitious negative thoughts? Anyway, that's a welcome to Arizona place where we're gonna enjoy the next three days and certainly not in her any sort of traumatic head injuries that might be committed by any

of us here in this group. Thank you. So they have a big gong outside where they arrive. Yeah. Yeah. So we should also mention that Bronwyn has brought her chalkboard and has written zen time on it. Oh, God.

Wacky, wacky, wacky Bronwyn. You know, she's lucky. She did not lead with that chalkboard because we've actually liked Bronwyn. And if she'd led We would have just automatically hated her the entire season and that it's like I I like Bronwyn But I hate this I hate this chalkboard thing. She's she's really lucky that she won us over first But I guess that's what her coping skills are aren't they? Yeah, they really are that right now she's shutting down and running to the kitchen Right now she's shutting down and running to the kitchen. Okay.

She's very upset about this. So they have a gong out there and the hippie-dippy people who, you know, they're like, we have a yurt and we're in Arizona. One of them, did you notice the main hippie lady is like so over everything. She hates being there. Her name is like Susan or something. She's like, hates everything. And every time she gives some instructions, she's like swinging a bottle of water.

Like it's just a Tito's you know saying all right bang the gun Are you gonna make some gong jokes? Okay, real original start them up. Come on get them out of your system Cuz Shannon's like wacky Shannon is gonna have a wacky moment and say hey What's up with the gang and then Kelly goes I do long duck a dog every morning long duck dog she's like oh yeah I thought I was gonna be I thought I was gonna be the funny person to spiritual resort I guess I guess this is a reverse Okay, here on the left-hand door, but a door killed by Makari of the Gong.

I get on the dawn, I love gong-dong every morning. Gong-dong! Okay, well, alright, alright, okay. Everyone, I would like everyone, I want everyone in our group to hit the gong, just because it would be fun. Okay, that's everyone hit the gong just because it'll be fun. Okay, that's everyone hit the gong And Kelly he just seems to be wasted because she's really only this obnoxious when she's wasted I'm gonna hit the dog. I'm hitting it every morning with Brian. He's a doctor. He has a dick

I get it on it every morning. I call it a dog get it get it Don't I'm on his dog every morning. It's a dog. I'm on it. Okay, Jesus So this point it's like I just have imagine, I didn't take note of it, but I just have to imagine that Shannon's, uh, her little crosshands come out, which is, uh, I'm, I'm feeling a lot of negative energy right now. Is there a windshield wipers? Yes. I'm feeling a lot of negative energy right now, and this is, that's, this is spirituality. That's, that's, not mockery okay I mean yeah you're like you killed by mockery I am feeling the negativity and I'm not

supposed to be doing negativity oh guess what I just felt a piece of spiritual debris forming in my butthole that is what I'm feeling right at this moment so I get the this partial debris of it So Kelly is like So they're gonging and Kelly is like well, I'm gonna I'm gonna don't get down here My don't get up here up high Bung Dung, dong, dong, dong, penis, penis, dong, dong Shannon is so mad.

So then Susan or whoever is like, all right, now let's head to the sandbash. So she's like, that's a yurt. In terms of like, it's a tent. Check, it's a yurt. It's a tent. OK, wow. So they go in and the lady is like, OK, now we're

going to clear you with these balls. We're going to bring these balls around and we're gonna give you roses and we want you to go some things and then things you wanna bring in. So let's hear what everyone has to say. So Emily's like, I wanna let go of having anger and reacting so quickly to things like Shannon being a bitch. And I just want more appreciation as a wife

and a mom and a friend, emphasis on friend, appreciation as me as a friend, Gina. I feel like I do so much and people don't notice and it kinda said Gina giving things things face like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, not, okay. And she, yeah, she's mad and Emily tells us, when I got back from Vegas, I texted Gina, then I called Gina and she didn't respond to me. So I don't know what's going on with her. And Gina's like, awkward.

You know what, I just wanna let go of not having to life. I thought I was gonna have. And by that, I mean, I told you I would have pre-ears going to the beach with my children. That's it, that's it. I actually bought a pillow. The other day, that says the life that you thought you were going to have and I actually lost that pillow.

So that's really what I'm living in wanting the life that I thought I was going to have. And Sam is like, well, I would like to let go of bitterness and resentment. A lot of things in my life, one of them being, David, and I would like to focus on cream cheese getting in the middle of salmon getting into boxes and shipping down people's routes so that would be great I choose happiness which obviously involves no sugar in the sauces that come on my So laughing like wrestling. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm just happy this. And then Tamara refuses to not be honest. She refuses to be honest or so, any vulnerability.

While at the same time reminding everybody that she has the most feelings and she's the most Christian. The time was a fucking worse. She's like, I'm gonna let go of it. I have to get over things that I have no control of. Back when the gym's open to get off my ass. And also, I choose the Nord batch to guide me batch. Are you doing, are you just like getting a little Christianity

in there just in case somebody hounds you for going to a spiritual retreat? Shabby. And braw ones like, I just want to let go of being so dependent, which is a trait that I learned on account of my mother, who gave me a terrible upbringing. So I want to let go of all the terrible things I learned from my mother.

And I want to, I choose to be the kind of person that my children can look up to. So I want to get some platform heels because I'm very short and they are getting tall. So that's what I'm trying to. So I want to get some platform heels because I'm very short and they are getting tall. So that's what I'm trying to bring into my life. Also there's a bank robbery happening in Tucson. So I think I have to go over there and like just like talk a little bit with those criminals. I'm just going to take one second. This might look like it is a rubber suit that makes me look like a half gigantic muscles, but it is actually a swimsuit.

And I'm just going to go to a bank. It's a swimsuit. And I am just, if you see that my little chalkboard says I'm Batman, that don't take that literally because I'm not Batman. I'm just dressed like Batman at this moment, but I am going to get into that very modern looking black car over there and driving a Tucson and stop something okay I'll be right back. So Susan's like very powerful great that was a good one wasn't it ladies that was a great one.

So Kelly's like oh we're like a vinger also I have a positive beverage and I want people to like it and I wanted to be in Costco boom she throws up she starts just throwing all the res. And she's like, I want Costco. Boom! Target. Boom! Walmart.

Boom! DONG! DONG! It's the mark of a great provost, Star. I feel like didn't count us the when, have a moment like this, or maybe even LVP, when everyone was like, let's share something that scares us and like everyone was like, I'm afraid of dying. I'm afraid of my of my children growing up too fast and like one of them was like, I am afraid of spiders. Like, you're not giving us anything. I think it was at least a

vandropump probably enough. I'm afraid that my vandropump rosé is so delicious that people will become addicted to it and then what would I do? So the lady's like Susanna is so mad. She's like oh well how superficial was Kelly right now I get to listen to your thing but this is my thing do not mock the process do not mock the Uh don't mock the process don't mock the process. Do not mock the process. Don't mock the process. Don't mock the process. Don't mock. Wait, I'll tell you what you can mock.

Process foods. Ha, ha, ha. I choose happiness. I choose happiness. Happiness, choose me, please. I've got 30 and 40 negative thoughts. Choose me, choose me. Take me.

David, David. So Susan's like, all right, we're going to put bulls on your head and then we're going to spand your aura with them. Can't please the people who still pay me for this shit. So Shannon steps into basically a sound bath hamburger and she's like in a bowl, she's standing in a bowl and she has one on her head. So she literally looks like she's in burger time. And she's standing there.

Like a macaron. She's like a Shannon macaron. A Shannon macaron.'s like a macaron. She's like a salmon macaron. A shanamaron. She is a macaron. So she's like a, she's a, she's a new wave macaron. And so she's standing there like eyes closed. Like, how's the virtual reality? Take over from me.

And this guy Tim is there. And he has this bowl that he's like plunked. And it's like, and he's like walking around and like plonking it. And she's like, oh, oh, sand bath all around. I think I go around now. I may as safe as one could be in my own little emotional macaron right now There's a little dog right there on my feet. Oh, there's a little dog right there on my my temple Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don Tim's the one that they're always like God Tim is so fucking positive all the time I mean shit just falls down around Tim's head and he does you know He just smiles through it finally by the end of this. He's like that was not cool So not cool so afterwards

that you know After words Shannon comes out of her macaron and she's like that was really good although One of them one of them was sort of sort of hard to sort of felt that one? I'm gonna act like I didn't know that it was Miss Kelly. Dad, who did it? I can hear a laughing afterwards. I'm just saying that. What are the things that you heard a lot?

Yeah, one of them actually kind of heard. And Bromley goes feathery and tamarca. Oh, yeah? Because that was Kelly. She hit you on the head. She don't. She got dogs. She got Kelly.

Well, it really hurts Kelly. I have a headache now. I'm gonna need to go to the hard. Go ahead, put it on my head. I'm gonna need to hear you hard. Just do it to me. And Tamra is like, I have no words for Kelly. Mainly because I have a very limited vocabulary. Pencil. Pencil, does that work?

I've got one birth for Kelly Batch. Batch. Batch. So then, I've got one birth for Kelly. Channabal. So Shannon is not getting any reaction from Kelly that she wants, because really Kelly's supposed to be a Shannon. I'm sorry I'm not taking your trip seriously. I know you're trying to make an effort and I'm acting like a jerk. And I really apologize.

Maybe I drank too much. Maybe I'll take a nap now and then I'll wake up and respect you, which is never going to fucking happen, Janice. Shut up. So Shannon's on that. And she's just now spitting out of control. She's like, well, seriously, now that, that actually hurt. My head is actually killing me right now.

I, how, God, I feel like am I turning Actually, my head is actually killing me right now. I How God I feel like I'm am I turning into a a super villain of some sort am I oh my god my face It's frozen half of my face is red and the other half is not and now they're calling me too face And I don't know what's happening. It's like okay. All right Bronwyn suddenly missing How what I you just kick me? It's like we just pulled out her chalkboard and it says pow with her next elimination point. Ow! How? She's like, ow. Ow! So um, so the power so now they're like separating out into the villas and the power is out by the way and

They're separating out into villas and Shannon is now she is spiraling and she's starting to say things like you know what getting physical with someone You know jokes jokes have lines, okay? Like for instance, I'll tell you what's a joke David the door that woman from the beach. That's a joke But then there are other lines that are not funny. Like when David makes fun of my cooking, that's not funny. And when someone gets physical, that is definitely not funny, Kelly Dad. Especially when they're getting physical by eating chips in front of you while you're

trying to make quinoa, which is very difficult for you to accept into your life. David! You know, it's not a joke. Having a dinner party for eight people and only getting 2 bottles of wine. David! So now she's like, so Shannon's like, she's spinning out. Yeah. She's doing that thing where she won't stop touching her head and her brow is furrowed

and she's just like, oh my, but that did hurt my head. It does hurt. I'm a seriously, it hurts guys, it hurts. And Tamara gets, oh, baby, because my ex had his head one time and his spinal fluid started licking out. Yeah, and she prefaces that was like, I don't wanna scare you about. Like fucking Tamara, always, I don't wanna scare you,

but there's a good chance you're gonna fall off your body right now. It may have been a distance. You better get that guitar. In terms of, yeah, it's true. My ex was driving a truck and he ran over something and he hit his head on the ceiling and then he had to go to the hospital.

So what is something that's wrong with Shannon? It's her. Shannon, I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. But you may have leprosy of the head now. I'm just saying, I just heard, had leprosy, you have it. You know what, I heard that one time a guy had his head and then he had cat AIDS So you might want to get that checked out you have Sanchez

So then Shannon's Shannon starts pulling a bin mandalker and she says going oh well my my left eye is blurry Yeah, I took my I took my contacts out. It's blurry. When I do my hand thing, it looks like just like whooshes of motion. I can't even see my hands. Yeah, my first eye is blurry. Oh, you know what?

I'm going to shine a light in them. I'm going to turn the flashlight on on my phone and shine it right into my eye. Anyone can you see it? And shit. And it's like, well, your, your pupils are a diet lady because you have the light in them. Dumb ass.

I'm like, Oh God, now I can now sing dog. I'm seeing dog. I'm seeing dog. Timmer, I need your non medical opinion. You're, you're very ill and for medical opinion. Please tell me what you see. What do you see in the eyes? What do you see?

Uh, tabacula says, I think. So as a melting. No, yeah, Shannon is now pacing back and forth, of me. Later she's going to be like, Kelly, that was not cool, okay. I was trying to get that aura out of my system. You know, I have a concussion. You know she has a concussion. No. So then we go back to Shamra. It's just walking, you know, Matt Tamrissus

went to the bathroom and she was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Out of my sister You know I have a concussion you know she just say she has a concussion. Oh So then we go back to we go back to Shamra is just walking you know Not tamer's just watching watching Sam and pace around and go crazy and she's just Shattered bright. Yeah going right now and she's like I'm not supposed to be crying This is supposed to be my fun time and that girl

And my left eye is blurry and our little scared it's supposed to be my fun it's supposed to be my fun it's like Shannon your fun is crying and worrying about your eye that is your fun no where am I who am I I can't see the walls I can't see the walls it's dark I can't listen I could barely even see any light It's like candlelight here. It's like shining. It's a blackout and there's only candlelight. No This is what we might find and Kelly turned off all the lights That light bulb looks like fire. It looks like fire. It's a candle, Shannon. It's a candle. Okay She's like tamar goes well you know Shannon

So even though I did just say cat is leprosy and uh since you know sometimes you can really talk yourself into these things yeah typical camera such a gas lighter I think in my diary probably have about 30 minutes left oh my god you always talk yourself into these crazy feelings I can't talk myself into blurry vision I can't even see out of one eye. Your hands are so big, your eyes shatter. Thumbs up, stop, no, it's not. Shannon, can you see the staff over here? These three are bored and those three are laughing at you. Which one can you see?

That was so funny, they showed that way they're cracking up. Yeah, so, Tim was like, I know, Shannon ever reacts, and that's the TCS. And then we get a clip of Shannon just freaking out over the years Yes, and so even though Tamer is like she overacts all the time. Okay Shannon Let's go to the doctor because we don't want to smell in your brain I mean you're just feeding the monster so Tamer and Shannon go off to the doctor and then over in the other in the other villa Kelly Kelly and Emily and

over in the other villa, Kelly and Emily, and Bronwyn are hanging out, and Kelly's like, well, I bet that Gina really regrets being stuck with the other girls now. She probably was like, you're so oxy, I hate this, these are the works. And they're like, um, no. Because Gina is like a turn coat, and she's like all about being friends with Shannon now.

And you know, basically how, you know, then they start talking about how it's like that thing when you're a freshman, and there's like seniors and seniors are like you know, then they start talking about how it's like that thing when you're a freshman And there's like seniors and seniors are like, oh come hang out with us So you like are like you're drawn in by like, whoa, they want to hang out with me Right, so Gina FaceTime's Emily, he'll of course the second that her new friends are gone She FaceTime's the one she's just been shit talking to everybody. Yeah, so she FaceTime's her and she's like Well, I hope you're having fun

I'm having a romantic dinner over here by myself like it's totally nuts and can we go? Why she says cuz you're wakter in the head you wacko? And I think that very telling thing, Bronwyn, Bronwyn, when they were talking also about Gina being drawn into Shannon and Tamron, Bronwyn's like, well you know, Shannon's been nice to me since day one. And then when this part happens, Bronwyn goes, well let's just make sure she's okay. And Kelly goes, she's a fucking dumbass! And it just cuts that Bronwyn, like sort of just like her mouth closed

and just sort of looks down. It's like refusing to engage. I was like, oh, we see who's turning next. We see who's turning next. Cause it's basically Stockholm syndrome. You know, the women are like nasty to Gina for a year. And then when they, when they show that they want to be nice to her, then all of a sudden Gina's like,

oh, cool, you know. And Brahmin even says that earlier cause she's like when people are really mean to you for a sudden Gina's like, oh, cool, you know, and Bronwyn even says that earlier, because she's like, when people are really mean to you for a long time, and then suddenly they're nice, you just go with it. Yeah. And she's so right, but yeah, she's like, oh, no, what do I do now? Because that, like, actually took me into the group and so we'll see, but she's going to fuck you over anyway, because she's friends with Vicki over you. Advocate you. So good luck. Exactly. And Emily's like, um, that's not's not what happens to me like if someone's mean to me and there's only nice to me I don't it takes me a little bit longer. However if someone's mean to me

That's what I'm nice to them. Yeah, that's what I'm nice to nice. Yeah If someone's really mean to me consistently then I'm married them and back to have ten children with that But if they're meeting me and then nice to me no get the fuck out of here So so now Shannon and Timber are in the car. And Shannon's like, I feel like I need to see, I need to call someone. I need to tell people that I love them. I need to call my daughters and let them know.

I want to see their faces before my vision's gone forever. I need to see them. Huh. I feel like I can't see. I feel like I can't see. And Timber goes, that's not a good sign. I mean, just riling her up. The last thing I said to Archie was he's obese.

I can't go like this there. I'm not sick. Yeah, I mean, you're going to be fine. I don't want to freak you out. She goes, but you're kind of heartbreaking me out. Yeah, but you said that your vision is blurry. And that's really not good. She goes, but it is blurry.

She goes, well, do you want me to say the blurry vision's fine? And we put it well to the shot, Ed? All I know, Shannon, is that you's well Do you want me to say the Blair visions fine and we put it up for you shot at? I know Shannon is that you're in the final stage of the brain fever, okay? That's all so so then they called Vicki and Shannon's like I had a bowl in my head and Kelly hit the top of it with a mallet And Kelly hit the top of it with a ball. Ah, I had a ball. Oh my god.

I'm a mallet. Hit. Cogasian. My head is not up there. I'm serious. I'm about to bite it. I am serious right now. She, that girl is out of control.

Are you serious? Get a job already. Get a job. Yeah. Well, we're going to take her in and make sure that that's not smelling our brand-new catch. Check. Or our concussion.

Or bleeding on the braid. Because she does your play-cog- Oh god. Oh god, I'm bleeding. I see red. I'm not a bad nigga. Check, or I can cut shit. Or bleeding on the brain. You have to play, could be. Oh God, I'm bleeding. I see red. I'm seeing red. Oh God, the blood in my eyes. Oh God. Is she lipping up?

Is she lipping up? Because I do somebody that lost her job one time because they hit their head at the little after leg. So it's crazy. I do know Vicki is always ready now to pile on to anti-hellie sentiment and also to make Shannon feel crazy because when Shannon says I had a bowl in my head and Kelly hit me on the head with a hit me with a mallet, my first reaction would be like, wait, what? Why did you have a bowl on your head? Why did you have a mallet? And what's wrong? What, wait, what? But Vicki's like, oh yeah, I can't believe it. She's out of control.

Oh, yeah, I can't believe it. She's out of control like oh, yeah that happens to me Yeah, I've heard this ball, you know this this ball abuse many times so they're in the emergency room now It's like tongue tongue tongue and Shannon tells us so far hashtag not then Not then Run winds like oh, and she's like wiping away her chalkboard. I was gonna write that Yeah, so they have like a sideways camera because it's someone's phone camera I guess like the camera people just has their phone out and One of the nurses is like we have a question for you

Do you want us to call the police and press charges because it is an assault, you know you know, like to be continued. Bull assault. Only on fucking real housewives in Orange County would we have Bull assaults. And next week that I mean the previews look so so amazing. So once again shameless plug but we're gonna be recapping it in in Charlotte. It's a huge theater. So let's get everyone in there and let's just like below the socks off of this recap and have an amazing time in next Thursday

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