Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Vault in Our Stars, Part 1

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

The cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!Watch the recap here:Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2128-87494022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Absolutely perfect, Mr. Ronnie Caram. How's it going, Ronnie? Oh, thank you. God. I was going to wait until something is said that I can disagree with today. I was going to say something else, but it's in the vault, and I promised not my guy. You know what you vaulted her? You vaulted her? I vaulted her. She vaulted us. We're all vaulted. We all got a lot of Valtes and SLC. We're talking about Real Housewives of Orange County, a really hilarious petty episode, which gave us, you know, our annual Shannon Bedore

meltdown. Hopefully we'll get more this season. I love when she melts down, but you know, this was a really good Shannon meltdown. You know, it had all the classic elements. She stormed out of a house. She screamed at producers. She told the camera to stop. She had outbursts. She did not, she exclaimed that she didn't want

to look like a crazy person. Well, kind of looking like a crazy person. She really did it all. It was wonderful. What a great episode. It was crazy. And then she would run away and then she'd run back to the cameras again. I was like, how many times are you look crazy. And then she would run away and then she'd run back to the cameras again.

I was like, how many times are you gonna leave? She'd just go running away and then running right back and screaming more at them. Dead. It was so good. Before we get fully into that recap, in case you missed it earlier this week, we had our debut session of Crapy Hour on our Instagram,

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use of traffic. They just play freeway traffic. I'm like, uh, oh, something happened. Like what happened to some of this dog. Like, what happened? Is something that's dog died? Like, what happened? But no, it's just tamer of FaceTiming Gen, which I get how that could be horrifying, honestly.

Like, just pressing OK on your FaceTime and not paying attention, and then just automatically on your screen comes. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. It really tests the face part of FaceTime, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can we come up with a new app called Put Your Face Away Time? Please. So, Tamra's like, um, so I know we set up the party the other day when we met, you know, and we get a flashback of Tamara and Jen coming up with an idea to have a party where they're gonna like pull their names out of a hat and then they're gonna, whatever name you get,

you dress like that person to this party. I love this. I love this idea. I think it's such a good idea. I do not ever wanna do it, but I want this to be every housewives thing that they copy, because this shit with hilarious.

And Tamara, of course, is like back in her like innocent victim mode, where she's like, I just wanted to be far and bad. She's been pretty intense, the man, to my back. Well, yeah, because you've you. You. You've been like, I'm some of you. She's like, I just want a nice night to relax, people aren't screaming at each other can't wait to make people scream at each other bitch.

Literally, that napkin did not levitate onto Jen's face. You threw it. You threw it bitch. So then we have a montage of Shannon's relationship in securities, you know, of like everything's fine. There's no problem whatsoever. That's just John Jansen sipping some booze and just smiling at me politely waiting for me to shut up. Ha!

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? My relationship is over. If this is on the air, today, this is over. I'm done. I'm done! Just running through the restaurant and then running back to for these serious He's gonna be furious who cares who cares of John Jansson this furious. What's he gonna do?

Okay, he looks like one of those fucking Beanbag things that you put on a couch and like it has arms and you lay kind of back on it or in bed You know like have a couch backing on your bed. What do you call those things? Like the husbands. Yeah. Oh God, that's probably sensitive. We shouldn't call them a husband because you know, he's a very good boyfriend and we haven't taken our release ship to that next level pillow. That's what it's called. It's a very private pillow. And you know, if you talk about the pillow you could ruin the pillow a pillow that allows me to lean on it as I watch Netflix whether I'm not married It's a lives under the bridge pillow with his son pillow So then tamar is like yeah, you know, I don't want to spread it to be mean oh really You don't want a party where you dress up like each other

and then fast forward, Tamara is totally mean about the way she does it too. Yeah, I can't believe you're, this is like a bullying part, this is like a cruel summer party is basically what it is. It's like a bullying party. It's like, let's have a party, where you pick who you want to bully

and then we got bully them. Yeah, together. Pretty much. Anytime Tamer says that she wants to have a party where they can just be relaxed, it means like let's have a party where we can make someone cry, because that's relaxing for me. So Jen's like, yeah, we just need an easy night,

keep it light, and then we have a flashback of Vicky saying like, what are you gonna do with Heather and Shannon goes, we're in between the fucking lines motherfucker! Wait, this is so funny because it doesn't have a Kelly-Dod line. Um, I just saw it this week, but I think, Bonnie doesn't that sound much like Kelly-Dod thing. Oh, really? Read between the lines motherfucker!

It seems like something Kelly-Dod would say, but Shannon did say it at the quiet woman, you know, in that famous plate singing I believe. We're between these lines. Oh she did. I think it was part of the whole meltdown. I don't know what's going on between these lines. On top of that, Shannon is about to have dinner with someone who just compared her to Vicki then through Kelly Dodd ambush into the mix. Is that my fucking plate? I guess Julia's from the quiet woman, like, dist Kelly Dodd because Kelly Dodd was on

social media being like, well thanks a lot, I brought a lot of people into your restaurant, thanks Julia's. I'm like this is about as low level of a bravo beef as we can get. Kelly's vials were, Vial word sent Shannon over the edge and this is how we got to this. Read between these slides. Yeah, there's Shannon. That was an original Shannon. But it has a very Kelly vibe. It seems like something Kelly would do.

I could shoot you. Oh, USA University of Spiral Children. So, Jen's like, so what USA University of Spiral Children? MMM. So, Jen's like, so what are we gonna name our party? And Tamer's like, you do me, and I do you. And she's like, that is too perfect. That is literally the funniest thing I've ever, is like the first time Jen has ever heard of Pond. She's like, I didn't know where it's gonna be used like that.

Thank you, Tamer. That's hilarious. Thank you so much for sharing that with me, Damro. That was such a great name, Damro. And Eddie just passes, I'll do you, baby. Say, I'll do you too, Eddie. Fuck you, I'm going to do Eddie now. I'm going to go fuck you.

We fuck all the time, man, Eddie. Sandy and her Dan, and her Dan, and her day and a day, a boy Fred just come in on a roll, a roll, on a skateboard. We just did each other because we're two loud kids. So then we go to a dog park. We have this weird thread of dogs connecting us all through the next park and then they bring out a dog. So they're like kittens too.

I don't know what this was. I don't know what this was. It was tonally discordant. I noticed that too. I appreciated that. I appreciated the representation, but it's just been all dogs. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think that they were like,

you know what, we've got a lot of dog footage. Let's save it for one episode. Just to make it feel special, can we do it on an episode where we only have freeway sounds at the start? So it's really dramatic. Really want to usher in these dogs scenes. The stupid, but it's probably very accurate. The freeway episode.

So how the gibberish like. The bro's like, isn't that what you call it on final cut? They throw those clips in a bucket. Just be sure to label those. Terry, great news. They want to do a dog scene. Okay, I bought 12 dogs from some sort of pet mart and we're gonna put them in the kitchen for the afternoon and afterwards we're gonna throw them off the cliff.

Okay, is that okay? All right, but, because all of a sudden out of nowhere, Heather has like four dogs running around her kitchen. Like where does this come from? For us, Heather's that kind of dog owner where they can only be in a certain room and the room is gated off and then there are dog crates all over the room where the dogs have to live.

So she basically got dogs so that she could have a dog prison and she won't let the dogs have a free fun fucking life. It's like some weird fucking rich person power trip bulls-set. You know? She just take the fun out of owning dogs. I was like, this is like Oz for dogs. They HBO Oz. I'm off the Judy Garland Oz or both.

And she's like, okay, What's the name of that one that George George my beloved dog of seven years Please come to me come George come no, not you Richard marks. I didn't call you George George the dog I know that's up to scamming there with a gluten free crate like what Not George Alfredo go away George the dog is like my my name is actually Alfredo. I can't believe she gets this one wrong. Yeah, Alfredo the dog hates her. He just looks at her like, fuck you.

Oh wow, what I'm supposed to run to you because I'm in the cage, you know? Thanks for the treat that you're not gonna give me. Yeah. So it's like really, Alfredo the dog. I mean, George the dog, instead of giving you a treat, I've given you a free pass to Nikki's real estate seminar. Enjoy.

Are you tired? What are you really, George? You're not gonna come if you ever come for me or my family ever again. So by the way, did you see this Heather Dubro eating a chicken finger for the first fucking time in her life? I can't with this person, okay?

What are you talking about? And I'm sorry, I know, I'm just full of piss in vinegar today and so everybody, I'm sorry, I'm actually in a very good mood, but for some reason that translates into anger for me on the show, which angers my kink. Okay, so just get a... I have to say the way you said that, sounded just like Jennifer on, I've had it and I just want to

remind everyone that we were guests on the I've had a podcast with Jennifer Ponds. And so... I'm sorry, for those funny. I did not know that though, right? Yeah, I did. So, I'm gonna leave this show for me because this I've also did you ever create it? Did you ever go, did you ever go, did you ever go, did you ever go,

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You should start a guild with Bethany. I'm starting a union, that's it, that's it. You know what, you wanna aim at this bitch? You wanna shoot at this bitch? This be, you better not miss, all right? Because this is what's gonna come for you. Unions, unions, Andy, come on. All right, let's talk about that in a minute.

But the DeBro had a chicken finger. Heather DeBro last week, when on Instagram was like, everyone, I have news. It is me, Heather DeBro, normal person, even though I've been on television for a very long time. Here I am at a fair, where I'm trying for the first time ever what is called a chicken finger.

Oh God, she wants the orange candy God. She wants to eat a finger. And she pulls up a chicken nugget and say, hmm, this is the most amazing. No one believes, why are you pretending that you were born a goddamn Rockefeller? You weren't. We've seen your mother pretending she's all snotty at a county line restaurant or wherever the fuck you. And please have her back. Please have her back.

Yeah. I love your mother's simmering hatred of you and constant disappointment. But please, that was not your first time eating a god damn chicken nugget, Heather. And it also doesn't, it's not doing what you think it does. It looks sad. And also I believe Terry is cheating on you now.

Ever since that chicken nugget thing, I was like, Terry is totally cheating. Because this is the kind of attention that you only get when you're really at your lowest point, you know? Like you need people to believe you ate a chicken nugget. Like that'll get them to stop talking about mama else, so my husband cheating on me. Okay, RIP, mama else, I'm sorry.

Okay, so then. I personally feel like he looks more like Vladimir Putin these days, but that's okay. No, that's a little bit kinda hot. I think Vladimir is hot. Have you seen the painting of Vladimir on the... The make-emissioned?

Yes. On the bear, which one's season two? Exactly. We've got so much season two. He's a corner. Corner, I said. I said corner. Nobody listened.

This is why we get the batter all over the floor. What kind of restaurant? What kind of restaurant? Who wants Italian beef sandwich? If I were in Fiori or Turochen beef sandwich. I have wonderful restaurant. Now I can't make what? Corn beef hash. This is what I make. I'm five star. I annex these restaurants. It's now Russia. Okay. You actually meant to real bear. You didn't mean there's, I thought you were saying that they had on season two, someone

put up a picture of Putin on the bear, but you're saying there's a pain in the head. The ratings would shoot through there because I believe that everybody thinks Vladimir Putin's hot. Is he evil? Sure. Do I want him to be toppled? Of course. Is he completely as a daddy? Yes. And there's a painting of him on a bear. Look it up right now.

Okay, because I've seen the short list photo of him. Putin on bear. On bear. I do like a spoon. We're on the bear. This is what a storyline is. I am evil dictate or I want to come and learn how to make cakes. Oh, it's been an episode. I make beautiful cakes now, because that's how the bear works. Okay. Please put me on the bear one day. Clark bear.

Yeah, puttin' on the bear. Behind. This is, so, snopes. The first thing on Google is snopes, and it says, no, Putin doesn't ride bears. Okay, but if you press images, you can see what I mean. You see all these images.

A lot of people are like riding a little riding. I mean, how hot is this? This is fucking hot. You know what I mean? This is the episode art today, yesterday. Do you think we'll lose listeners? Everyone's getting exclusive look into Ron his vaults, which is that kind of has a thing for Putin. I think it's hot. That's all, you know, not mentally. No, no, no. I think that like, especially as like a world leader.

I mean, he's a terrible terrible person doing terrible things. Of course. He has pretty good body. He's no Justin Trudeau though. I mean, Justin Trudeau, no, I don't like him. He's a worse. Are you sir? You would like you think Putin is hotter than Trudeau? Trudeau is a total worst to me. him. He's a worse. Are you serious? You would like, you think Putin is hotter than Pudot? Trudot is, oh, total worse to me. This is Putin on a bear, everybody. He's on crap and it's on a bear. He can see it on the bear. That doesn't make Pud, you think Putin,

Putin's a worse too. Are you kidding me? Pudot is on a bear, sir. Pudot is on a bear. I could find a Photoshop of Justin Trudeau on a bear. In fact, I will commission someone. Really? Justin Trudeau. You know, Justin Trudeau's just like,

yeah, I just think he's like too pretty. And then it didn't he do an interview where his eyebrow fell off. Like he's wearing falsie eyebrows. Like I can't with that. Come on. I can't respect your eyebrows. I can't respect you, sir.

That's it. I'm not saying he's like, I'll give you later. Again, by the way, all of you who are getting furious in your card, this is not about actual leadership or good people. This is fuckable people, okay? And we're homosexuals.

I grew up in a time that you didn't even have to know anybody's name until you'd been dating for a couple of months, okay? So this is not, I've probably fucked millions of terrible people. You know, what do I care? You know what, I am going to see, I'm going to see your Vladimir Putin riding a bear, and I am going to up it. I dare you. Okay. I'm going to try With a Justin Trudeau writing a moose

How Don't talk with the moves you're trying to come you're trying to have Putin on a bear compete with pretty boy falsie Ibrow on bowling goal, you know, I don't like your support of toxic masculinity Putin on a bear compete with a pretty boy, falsie eyebrow on bowling. You know, I don't like your support of toxic masculinity. I think that true, I think that true dough is what's the classically sexier is classically sexier and he stands for better things.

And I like, I like, well, I mean, the bear is definitely bear a little sexier than mousse. I'll give you that. Okay, I think that is outwardly sexier. mousse. I'll give you that. I think that is outwardsly sexier. You know something that really does the opposite of giving me boners? Snopes. Because every time I think I found something boner worthy,

I Google it and snopes. It's like, no, Putin doesn't ride bears. So now I'm a snopes now. And claim a video shows a false eyebrow falling off the face of Canadian Prime Minister raiding miscapsion. This meeting of world leaders at G7 in June 2018, blah, blah, blah, it appeared that his eyebrow fell off.

The clip received a surprising amount of online coverage. I saw it many times. Other bits of evidence. Okay, although this clip appears to be genuine, it does not show Justin's eyebrows falling off on his face. The video was taken during a joint news conference. Okay, so what? Is it or not? His eyebrows may look strange,

but the phenomenon appears to be the result of lighting, not follicular fakery. So did it fall off or not? You can say it to this. I've just opened up more questions. I'm trying to, I'm now, of course, going down a hole where I'm looking at the hottest heads of state. Don't see Angela Merkel on here, unfortunately. I think, okay, I think we've overstayed our Google welcome.

Let's go back. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's set. The point is that whoever cherry de bros looks like it's not cherry de bros. Comma-chews. Here comes one right now. So dogs. Yes. So dogs.

OK, let's go back to this dog thread. So Heather has her weird, oh no, no, not back to dogs. Back to something else totally unimportant. Heather DeBros chicken finger. Okay so then she posted this I just saw this on Reddit. So hi I read it hi Bravo Real Housewives love you. It says Heather DeBro Instagram versus reality for exclamation points. Would you believe me if I told you I am still dreaming of this chicken finger from Idaho last month. Or should I say chicken tender? Question mark, question mark. The official name is still up for debate.

But in case you missed it, I tried a chicken tender for the first time in Idaho and I loved it so much. Triple exclamation point. I'm like, who are you? Since when do you even type like this? And she's got emojis all over the place and she says I got so lots of messages that many of you were shocked that I was a tender virgin question mark, laughy face, thinking face, mind blown face, shrug emoji. So in honor of fried food and the OC fair being in town, what else have I been missing? Question mark, question mark, question mark. What should I try next? Question mark, question mark, question mark.

Hashtag, let's talk! Oh my God, jump into the fire side. That's my suggestion. I wish I could have seen Heather DeBro walking around the O.C. Fair trying to be one with the people because I've been to the O.C. Fair. And like, that is not a Heather DeBed, huddered bro friendly location. That is, I just imagine her walking around like Annabelle's shoria in like Twister trying to be

like down with the Twister chasers and just not fitting in whatsoever. Yeah, she's trying really hard and I think her assistance writing this because Heather Dubrow would never be using all those exclamation points and emojis. I just don't buy it I don't know what she's trying to sell, but I'm not buying it. I do know what you're trying to sell HD Okay, and no I'm buying it. Who's paying for that? If you're paying to watch HD on fire side Could you please comment and defend yourself before I see you? Cuz I will So for disturbing the piece my piece my inner piece. Okay, dogs, dogs.

Dogs. Yes, so we see Archie jumping, like, Chan is trying to get Archie to jump in the pool. I think she did not throw a tennis ball in the pool because otherwise, you have obviously what a bit in there. Archie just looking like, what am I supposed to chase?

I don't see a tennis ball, so this doesn't make any sense to me. And then we see Fiskar getting a bat. And then we go, you miss this whole thing, you miss what the whole scene miss a bat. It's Arch go, oh you missed this whole thing. You missed what the whole scene was about. It's Archie's birthday party. And there's multiple doodles there.

There's like six doodles, not doodles. I know, some mold in some there. Yeah. Well I saw just lots of pale dogs. I didn't know that they were all necessarily golden retrievers. I thought it was like a lab. It turns out Archie is kind of racist. He's breedist.

He will only invite his own breed over for his birthday, which is pretty fucking weird. I've never really seen that in a dog thing and I really don't want to hit on Archie or Shannon. Frankly, Shannon has a rough episode, but it was disturbing. I'm just gonna say that. And then another dog got a ball because you know, goldins are all crackheads. It's like having a bunch of crackheads around one glass pipe and like trying to keep that thing from breaking, you know what I mean? So she's like, that dog's so here, you're on your ball. I want my deepness, I want that dog, that other dog's so Archie's ball. I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.

I don't know what I like, everyone is talking about the ball. Okay, like me, you know, Archie did not want to have the ball. I don't know what we're talking about yet to have the ball. And does he sometimes have issues with the ball. Okay, like me, you know, Archie did not want to have the ball. But I don't know why we're talking it yet to have the ball. And does he sometimes have issues with the ball? That paralyze him? Yes, that does not mean that he has any problems overall with the ball. So I don't know why this is a discussion right now. Archie is totally normal. He just occasionally has problems with the ball. That paralyze him. And then we see Fisker getting a bath, which is about as uninteresting as you can imagine. And then you have Jen and she's gathered around her children

Everly and Beverly and Severly and and Gavrally. And they're just tending to a bunch of little kids and John. And they've got all these kittens and they're naming them and keeping them. So good luck over there. I don't know how Jen has any time to put on makeup or come do this show. That I'm very confused about how she's on this show and that's it. I'm confused about how she's on this show. She doesn't have a husband over there helping her.

What's happening over there? Someone called Child Services just to see. Yeah. So now we go to Tamra and Eddie. They're bringing up some sort of display up a staircase to their new office or it's their old office for their CBD company. And so Eddie is just like complaining because that's what he does.

He is resting, complaining face. And he's just like tired of all these changes. So Tamara, once again, trots out this old thing. Closing out cut fitness was extremely emotional for me. And Eddie, I'm like, literally, you've had five customers over 10 years. It's not that hard to say goodbye to your warehouse gym. She was like, but I gotta be honest,

haven't had any at home. The river making me cry there. And then we see Eddie and Tam right home and he's like, really honey, you're gonna keep this candy. She's like, this not candy, Eddie. He's like, you got it. It's a Sae.

Do you know how many calories are in this bit? This 45 calories in a Sae. It's a Sae. I'm such a fucking nut that you got dinner. Hey, hey, fuck you in there. She, I hear me all day. I hear him chewing. It drives me nuts.

It just builds up and builds up and I'll have to karate chop you and be out of the hole. She said I hear meat all day, right? Yeah, because he's eating protein. It's gotta work out, Bid. That's so funny. I hear meat all day. So she's like, do you have anything else in the fitness department? Anybody going to do to that?

And he's like, babe, I'll be able to figure it out. I'll know the frown smile that he has. I'll be able to figure it out once I can just relax my mind and think, you've been fucking training one person every week at a gym. Your mind has had time to be open, okay? You need to think hard. There's literally no better place to have been thinking than in a gym all day.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, if your gym is closing down because people aren't coming in, that means you've had a lot of time to do nothing. So think about your next step while you're waiting for people to step in to your gym. So Timer's like, I just want to mad him out of my hair. I just want to go to the fucking office because I don't care what he does over there. Check off, I don't care.

Just get out of my face. So she's telling Eddie about this party coming up and she's gonna be dressed as Heather DeBro and she's like, I can walk coming up and she's going to be dressed as Heather DeBro and she's like, I can walk in like, off-nitty. And I'll be like, you shouldn't be doing that batch and you're up here and you're down there, bitch. I'm like, that's Kelly Ben Simone. So you get that all.

Like, you can't even do your party right. Yeah, but it's pretty funny that she's just throwing this party to come for Heather. Like she knows how to read a room and she knows how annoyed everybody was with Heather by the end of last season. And so she's like, that's it. I'm coming for Heather. Yeah, I'm going to get the three of me goes back on this show and I'm going to take down head to do bro.

Don't don't. So then we got to Rogers Gardens, which we've been to before. I believe with Heather to bro. Haven't we? Isn't this that? We've been to before. I believe with Hector DeBrow. Haven't we? Isn't this that? We've been here a couple of times. We also came here with Sam and Shannon. Remember when Tamron and Shannon came here

and that was when they first had the fight about. Tamron's like, I've listened to all of your problems, but being never listening to the bond, it's even never scurvin' on to my life. I've had to listen to chicken being chum-tons for 12 hours a week. I'm had to listen to chicken being chum-tum for 12 hours this week. I'm gonna kill everybody in my household.

Ben. Shannon's like, well, I would love to listen to you, but unfortunately, David is leaving me. Yeah, Roger's Garden has been the summit for many important orange county scenes. So, Gina is now walking around the nursery trying trying to find clients, I guess, and Heather walks in like, oh, look at this part person, Garden, this is nice. Oh wow, is it already pumpkin time? Wow, it's not even October.

How funny, how funny, I will get a pumpkin for my lantern of jacks. That should be great fun. So, if you have to point out that Gina is wearing the Eileen Davidson him jumpsuit and a family pack. I have to point that out. I also just like to point out that Gina is wearing just general boredom for the audience.

She's just wearing that suit again. Just another boring, boring person on my screen. She's got skin suit of boredom. So, she's like, don't you miss Fall with that? And her's like, oh my god, I'm from New York. Oh my god, I'm from sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. like each other for this party. Are we gonna do that?" And she's like, yeah. Do you think it's weird that she's hosting with Jen New Yorker?

She's like, yes New Yorker. We are both from New York, and we both think that's weird. This is crazy. She was like, it doesn't make sense to me why Jen chooses to still be loyal to the camera. Like it's a lot to go along with this like rollercoaster friendship.

And it's like literally giving me whiplash at this point. I'm like, look at all the people who are still friends with you, and you turn on every single one of your friends. Yeah, and aren't you the one who's trying to make Matt and happen on national TV? So, uh, shut up. So then, um, yeah, they said, Gina, you are my friend from New York and I'm going to tell you New Yorker to New Yorker, when we were at the boxing place, which was much like the boxing place on a real house.

I said, New Yorker when we were at the boxing place which was much like the boxing place on real house was of New York. Jen was saying apparently Shannon's trying to dig into your relationship. Do you know about this? Would you like to be upset about it? So we get a flashback of Jen saying at the boxing place. Shannon is kind of poking around asking someone about gender's relationship and I'm not really sure about that. And there's like, but they seem good.

Okay, but what does that mean? She's asking around poking. There are a lot of things insinuated that still don't make sense by the end of this episode to me. This was one of them. These, okay, all of these women are bored. They are bored and they have nothing better to do than to be like, hey, so what's going on with that relationship?

Is everything okay? Yeah, I think it's okay. Huh? Do you about that relationship? What about that one? Is that one okay? Think about it, be okay. I'm not sure, it might not be so okay.

I'm just not sure if that relationship might not be so okay. Well, what about your relationship? Maybe your relationship isn't so okay. Okay, well, I heard that relationship isn't so okay. Like, that's not the case. Yeah, I've never, is this what married people do? Because I've never done this really with my friend. I don't think my friend, and of course,

I'm never in a relationship, but I don't talk about it that much with my friends. Oh my God, why do you care about my relationship? And I don't care about your relationships. I don't know, it's weird. Yeah, yeah, it's like really, I never walk around wondering, I wonder how their relationship is.

I'm like, if I hear a piece of gossip, like if I hear like, oh, like, did you hear, they like broke up? Like, oh yeah, wow, I can't put the broke up, but other than that, yeah. I mean, if you ever said like, oh, I'm having trouble in my relationship, I'd be like, oh my God, let's burn his clothes, you know, like, what can I help?

But I don't sit here and think like, oh, but they're putting pens, sitting in his relationship. Yeah, you better be okay. Is that okay? You guys have been talking about this. Why are you asking about my relationship? Yeah, well, sorry, you know, you talked about a relationship one time,

so maybe we should talk about your relationship. I think that you would only be upset that someone's talking about your relationship if there's a problem in your relationship. I think so. And also, guess what, just track records guys, been watching OC since the start and all your relationships are in trouble.

Just running the numbers on this show and relationships, you're all fucked, okay? So. Yeah, this is the only show that, like actively brags about how like over 50% of marriages in Orange County or like 70% fail. Like they're like, they're like, they're always like in Orange County,

80% of marriages fail. And then the moment someone says, like, so how's your relationship? It's fine, why are you asking? You can't, like, let's, I can't believe you asked about my relationship. It's fine. So then Tina's like,

yeah, you know, something spent being like me. Cause he'd express Emily's own concerns about, yeah, you know something spent peel again me because he'd express Emily's so concerned about my Relationship, you know like Shannon was expressing concerns about it And then we see a clip of Shannon saying well, I don't want her to lose the relationship You know you have to picture it flip side after three years if he was saying to her I'm still emotional and hung up over that lady I'm still married to. You know what I mean? I mean does anybody really want to hear that? I don't think so. And I think that's kind of funny for Shannon of all people to say because I feel like Shannon will still be in the middle of dinner and be like,

oh well we're not getting dessert. Okay well I don't know if you were trying to shame me, David, but I barely ate that so I had to sell hold. Well, well, okay, well, John, thank you for bringing me here to a gastropop with a sugary dessert for my birthday. It's not like I've been down this road before with David. Thanks so much. Thanks for bringing me to a gastropop when you know I have gastrointestinal issues that only tinctures can cure. Are there tinctures on this menu? No, thank you, David. Thank you. So, I mean, that's obviously why she's bringing it up.

Because clearly, she's been clocked about this from John. So now, she's like projecting her anxiety about it to... She's basically trying to say like, hey, I've been clocked about this. John got mad at me because I keep talking about David. So, Gina should watch out because that's gonna happen to Gina. I, that's what, that's how I read between these motherfucking lines. And Gina's like, well, she has no problem

poking around in other people's relationships, but she never taxed about her own issues with you. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- She's not poking around your relationship anymore. You've put your relationship on the table. It's the same thing you're always telling her. Like, why you keep bringing up your relationship but nobody's about to talk to it. Talk about it. You know? Let's, Gina, please stop sort of trying to create

more fascination around your relationship that exists. It's okay to have a passing thought. I'll be like, well, I wonder how Gina and Travis are doing. You know, because we know Gina's like a mess these days. I wonder how they're doing. It's okay to have a passing thought. I'd be like, well, I wonder how Gina and Travis are doing. You know, because we know Gina's like a mess these days. I wonder how they're doing. It's okay to have a passing thought, but no one's inherently that interested in Gina and Travis' relationship. Especially America.

So then, we see a clip. In Travis. We see a clip of Sam and he's like, well, I would think Gina, if you had a problem with me, you would reach out to me. And then Gina going, well, what am I supposed to say? I don't know. How about how are you doing? Are you doing okay?

I don't want to have a step my family. I'm going to be. I feel like we have such a precarious relationship and we've had one for so long and I really, really enjoy my friendship with Shannon over the past six months. And you know, the way she sort of just quivers when I walk into a room, I enjoy that. And I just don't want to ruin anything. Yeah. And she's like, well, why would she bring up, why would Heather bring up Shannon and John

if she doesn't want to see anything about it? I think maybe Heather is going to self-fend the trouble here and all of a sudden she wants to pump the brakes on it Yeah, because she told you to shit that you're going and repeating Yeah, there's a lot of conversation with her like you're gonna keep your mouth shut, right? This entire fight drives me nuts because the entire crux of this fight is that Shannon told Heather something in confidence, and then Heather went and told Emily and Gina in confidence, and then Emily and Gina are like, I can't believe that Heather broke Shannon's confidence as they actively break Heather's confidence.

It just drives me nuts, the hypocrisy. It makes me almost not mad that Heather broke Shann's trust because the people who are most outraged about it are doing the exact same thing, all in the attempt to throw someone under the bus when they have done the exact same thing. Yeah, it's so fun. So, you know, our friendships at the level where we need to talk about each other's relationships and be concerned about them? And others like how do you feel? Do you feel that you need to talk to her and to ask her? Like how there's the worst manipulator? She's so obvious. She's like and do it now right now. Do it now mine go.

Okay, when I say Alfredo, please no chicken fingers. I don't even know what that is. Then you say Shen and I heard your relationship is terrible. Okay. So, now, Jen and not Taylor Armstrong meet up. This show, by the way, they need to work on their, they just have to start giving their new friend, their new friend of's, new names, because we can't have a Heather and a Taylor

who are not Heather and Taylor on this show and we have both of those and you know we already went through a double angi on SLC and that was very difficult. So now we have a blonde white lady naming. It's just it's just O.C. naming that's how people are you know like Utah has it figured out Utah is like we've got a lot of white blonde people here guys we're gonna have to stop naming everybody Jennifer. Okay. So anybody have any ideas or like, well, let's just name them the same things,

but then we'll spell them weird. Like there's about six every leaves on my block, but you know, mine, I'm going to spell EVAHRLEIGH. They're like perfect. Now I'm never going to be able to find a key change for my daughter But you know just to know that she'll have her own place at school Well, that's why I named my daughter Pontiac always a key chain so then Well, that was until 2008 so then Jen and

That was a commentary So then Jen and Terry. Hey guys, remember Pontiacs? We had Pontiacs growing up, I want to point out, that's probably why I went to that well. So Jen has been a lot to bring on a friend of even though she's brand new and could have been a friend of herself. So this is kind of a power move, right? Because they don't really know anymore.

I think until the season has kind of gone on, who's going to be a main character and who's a friend of like Taylor could have been a main character, right? So she says a power move by coming on and bringing being a friend of possibly and then bringing on another friend of because you're kind of like, I'm a main person now because I have a friend of anyway, she's already desperate enough that she needs backup help because everybody's been bullying her so she needs like normal people help bless you Taylor this normal person Taylor seem like a good person I'm sure you're great Jen's not really your friend if she comes on tea is let's you come on TV looking like that what are you wearing when the holy polyester bank teller from the 80s

are you wearing to the dock on Orange County? God bless your soul, dump, Jim. Well, Jen obviously keeps Taylor around to basically stomp on Taylor. Because Taylor's like, hey, good morning. Oh my God, I'm God, what a morning. I woke up, I rolled out of bed, and here I am. And Jen's like, oh my God, I had a jogathon this morning

and then I went to the gym. It's like, oh wow, that was a, like I don't even know what a jogathon is. Did you participate in a competitive race with jogging and then you went to the gym on top of that? Like the way she just like throws that at Taylor right at the beginning and then just like laughs, like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I'm just much more athletically fit and attractive than you. Well, they kind of both do it at each other, right? Because Taylor sees her and she's like, what'd you do this morning? Sleep off some wine. Like, oh, that's nice. Trying to make the mother of seven look like an alcoholic. And she's like, actually, I went on a jocathon,

polyester polka dots. And then I went to the gym after that. So how were those eight waffles that you had this morning? Yeah. So Jen tells us Taylor and I went to college together in this tiny town in Oklahoma. We're basically in a sorority together. I mean, she wouldn't have gotten in, but I had to give her an endorsement. And you know, it took a few days, but I convinced all my sisters to welcome Crazy Taylor into the house.

And hell week went a little awry when she got her arm stuck in the washing machine for three days straight, and we couldn't get her out. But then we just threw it she does at her face until finally a repair man was able to fix the situation. She almost died if it weren't for the the the fan-tah that we would ivy into her wrist. God bless Taylor. I love that they're just bullying this Taylor and the Taylor is getting her revenge by becoming

friends with her and then just talking her into making terrible decisions. Exactly. And this scene becomes about Taylor's like, oh, okay. Well, I'm glad you made time to see me again because I definitely wanted to talk to you about what happened last night. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh or do she jacket? I mean, this one has crucifixes all over it and kissy lips. Which I've never really seen ceremony mix Jesus and making out before, but leave it up to the guy who just accidentally

sent a dick pic to Bible study to do it. You know? Yeah, you know, like, I'm not gonna say that Orange County is where fashion goes to die, but it's definitely where fashion goes to like, fuck around in a back alley, you know, for sure. So she's sitting with him and she's like, so I know you've been with Jen for two years,

so where is this going, Mr. and he's like, well, we've been, you know, we'll be married in 12 months. I mean, really, I can say that confidently. It's like for me, truly, really, truly, let me be honest here. Let me be honest and just say, truly, you know, honey, could you bring me a truly from the kitchen? I want this to be truly and really as honest as I could make it. Okay. This is really, really about this time and go for divorce, honestly, really. I mean, would be married already, honestly. So then Taylor's like, you know what, Jen, I think he's a total babe and he

genuinely cares about you and your kids and your new kids. Okay, I think you should go forward. It won't regret it whatsoever. And don't worry, I'm totally, totally over the time when you got me really wasted and I passed out on my bed and you put mayonnaise and bubble gum in my hair. I'm totally over it. This is not a revenge play for me. Although it was funny last night when I was pretending to

be on the couch and then you came over and then you slowly put my hand in hot water and tried to make me pee on the couch again. I mean, all things that were funny back then. Remember all the girls made fun of me? God, literally for years I couldn't make friends after that. Well, that was funny. You tried it again last night and still peed on your couch, even though I knew it was coming. So still embarrassing, but also kind of karma, don't you think? Jen's like, yeah, I mean, you know, it was so sad because when you did pee in your pants and really went everywhere because you just have such wide pants. So it really spreads out, you know?

So this guy's going to be great for you. So you know that guy who cheated while you were on a break and was wearing the crucifixis and kissing mouths. I definitely think you should marry him and all the money that you're having to have now with Will, you get that quartered when Ryan takes it all. In the end, I think that's going to be fun for you. God, I was glad I was here to give you advice. and Ryan takes it all in the end. I think that's gonna be fun for you. God, I was glad I was here to give you advice. Yeah, you know what's so funny?

I talked to Ryan more last night than I ever talked to Will during your entire marriage, but that's only because I didn't have a chance to get a word in edgewise because Will was cursing your name so much all those years. Wow. So it's also because she wasn't invited over ever. You know that she's only being invited over because Jen's like,

who do I know in this town? Who could say something nice about Ryan? Oh God, that weird girl from college. All right, well, here's hoping she's still not addicted to polyester and polka dots. Taylor. So Jen, um, yeah, she's basically Jen saying, like, Jen is dragging her feet with us divorce apparently. And she says that basically Will since Will works for the family business, if Will's not

married to her, the family doesn't see why he would have to be in the business. So she doesn't want them to lose his job. So she's given this sort of vague excuse that she doesn't want Will to lose his job. So she's given this sort of vague excuse that she doesn't want Will to be fired. I don't know, it feels like there's more to that story. Maybe there's something about Will loses his job than he can't support the kids or something like that. Well, yeah, I mean, that's exactly, well, first, yeah,

if he's gonna pay child support, he's gonna need to do that with a job. But what fucked up kind of family is that, that's like, well, you need to do that with a job. But what fucked up kind of family is that? That's like, well, you need to stay married to him technically. Because if you're technically not married to him, we have to technically fire him. Even though you've been living with a boyfriend out of town, away from him for two years now, or whatever it's been a year, whatever it's been. What's weird? What do we even know what Jen's family business is? Did she say? is it like that's good thing?

That's what I was wondering too, is she like an ares or does her family really depend on Will's salary? Like does it matter that she's never gonna work or does it matter? Is it like a tire? Like, are they like a pet boys? Or are they a firestone tires that sells to pet boys? You know what I mean?

I feel like they manufacture the little plastic tabs that close up like a bread bag. Like you get like home pride, whole wheat bread, and you have the little plastic thing that goes on their side like a heart. Did you ever notice that? That the hole is shaped like a heart usually. Isn't that sweet?

That is honestly, I don't even know how we have Valentine's cards anymore. Just to make them up for real. Guys, I think our family produces those. I think that those are a great idea. I'm actually the other day about some new chip clips because I'm kind of addicted. And I was taking the little plastic thing off

of one of those bags to put a chip clip on it. And I was like, you know what? Why don't I just use these as chip clips? Reduce, reduce, reduce, recycle. I could just keep using these. So I used it on another bag later. I kept it and it broke. And I was like, okay, well, that's why. So apparently these are not made to be reused. And they should be banned, even though they're in the shape of hearts. should be banned even though they're in the shape of hearts. Well, every heart can get broken. So now, though basically,

Taylor's giving Jenna Peptock, like basically, like, you know, doing some sort of psychological debriefing of, like, oh, maybe you don't want to, maybe you don't want to get this to have this divorce go because then Ryan's gonna wanna like get married right away and it turns out that she's afraid that once Ryan's married, he will see himself as locked down and then once he's locked down, he's gonna want to cheat. To which I say, sounds like you should dump him.

Sounds like if that like seems like way too real of a trajectory, sounds like a dump him. Sounds like it's done. It's over. Yes. Yeah, because she was like, you know, dump him. Sounds like it's done, it's over. Yes, yeah, because she was like, you know, I'm just wondering, like Ryan's doing so well right now because he feels free and if he feels trapped, he's gonna leave, but listen,

let me guarantee you, one thing that's always gonna make you feel trapped at some point, life, okay? And because life sucks and you you feel trapped at some point, life, okay? Because life sucks. And you do feel trapped all the time because you literally are trapped, okay? You're trapped in a mortgage, you're trapped in a relationship, trapped under bills. You're trapped against, trapped under some like, ship, plastic binding. Ship clips that just are gilting you into being reused over and over again, or you're a terrible person. Yeah

Everyone gets trapped. So then Jen is like then Jen is trying to really convince herself because she goes I just feel like Ryan and I operate so well right now and like I'm so happy. I'm so I'm so happy I'm so I'm so happy and then Taylor just hugs her. Like, oh, you poor thing. I guess I won after all. Okay. Taylor's like, what the heck, girl?

What's wrong with you? He loves you. He loves the kids. You should totally do this. Red flags, am I kidding? Oh my God. Put them on the bed. Musa machines and fuck him.

Fuck the shit out of that, honk on those red flags. That's what I say. He's great. I mean, he's just, he is like a living dream as opposed to a living nightmare that was four years in our college, thanks to you. And so Taylor hugs her and she's like, you're gonna be just fine.

I think, can we get me a better dress? Because we're supposed to be best friends. Like, you let me come on TV like this. My ass cheeks are literally sweating through this polyester. The doctors say I'm only allowed to wear this material ever since you injected me with a phanta in college. So just a bunch of all the way from Sierra Madre

to film this scene. Wait, what was the two La Vista? What was the neighborhood you said mission V.A. Ho? They don't like mission V.A. Ho to film this. They don't like mission V.A. Ho and they're gonna beach like mission V.A. Ho and then I Just yeah, they really don't like mission V.A. Ho down there. I've asked So Yeah, they really don't like mission V.A.O. down there. I've asked the locals. Okay. So, you know what we don't like up here, Gina.

Okay. So, I'm not mom's shame. Okay. Because I know that's the thing where people are like, don't mom shame. When he says, by the way, when Ronnie says up here, he means on the surface of the earth as opposed to down below where the more people are, where she's embraced. The core of the earth, the core people. People who live above the crust of the earth, above the mantle, they don't like you.

Now I read this term mom shaming a lot and I'm just, I'm against mom shaming. I think that you shouldn't shame other moms unless it's your own mom. Your own mother, I think you should totally be able to shame your own mother because that's a right of childhood. So do it everybody, I'm not stopping. So my point is I'm not mom shaming Gina with this, but I am kind of financial planning shaming because Gina, you live in a one and a half bedroom with Travis and six children and you're paying for glam.

Well, come on. I mean, is she really paying or is she just you know turning in a group on? because You know a good deal is a good deal, right? I guess so cuz she has a plan over there And I was like, hmm, you know, like the Erica Jane, perfect, I got perfect jets. You know, I'm a real chosen man, I'm worth $150 million, bitch. Like that, okay, but you're in Gina. Like, get your kids some decent prostasos before he starts. So I am very much on the record

that I can't stand glam squ squad and the glamification in this case I was okay with it because they literally had to get into character also OC glam squads are funny because they're so low-rend It's like the it's like the painters from TV's bloopers and practical jokes come on with their like their mobs and their And their brooms and they attack someone's face so it. So it's kind of like comical to me. Yeah it is. And this could have been, I mean, this could have just been someone off the street. I don't even remember seeing their face.

Also, they did a horrible job because Gina didn't look like anybody. You know what, Gina, you know what's funny? I didn't think she looked like any of the real housewives. I actually thought she looked a lot like Heather McDonald. Got who she looked like. Heather McDonald, she looked exactly like Heather Mc real housewives I actually thought she looked a lot like Heather McDonald. Got who she looked like. Heather McDonald. She looked exactly like.

I was like, exactly like Heather McCon. I mean, Heather McCon. I mean, she knows a lot of these people. You know, she knows a lot of these women. She's been on the show before like you've seen the background of episodes and stuff. And there were a couple of points. I was like, why haven't they let Heather McDonnell speak, you know? Yeah. It is kind of funny right there. Like, well, she is just on Wall Street.

She's just on Wall Street. She happens live. They just had her, I think, she was just on as a guest the other day. Oh, wow. That's good. Good for her. So, yeah, I thought it was Heather McDonald too. Who was she supposed to be?

She was supposed to be Emily. Oh, funny. Oh, yeah, because she put on like padding. What a bitch. Okay, I'm sorry. It's not nice to call people bitch. I know better than that. I'm sorry that I did not nice to call people bitch. I know better than that I'm sorry that I did that but who does that? That's so wrong

Yeah, well, I think she was trying to be voluptuous, but she didn't really fully commit to the voluptuous thing So if someone He just is here with a fat suit on they would be dead. I would fucking kill I can do I can call myself fat You can't fucking call me fat. How'd bear you? I also, for the record, I'm not saying that because she was in a fat suitually, like Heather McDonald, that is not what I'm saying whatsoever. I just felt like the hair.

It was like, well obviously, yeah, Heather's, yeah. I just, I was not clarified because you know on the internet, like things get wild. There was just the way. And then I had to make that. No, no, no, no, no, it's not fat either. She's just full up to us. I'm just saying if anyone came stuffed to dress like me, they would be suffering. I had to make Donald a fat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no saying no, no, no, she's beautiful, which is also not helpful to be like she's not fat

She's beautiful, which is so wrong also Clear it clear at all. She looks like Heather McDonald and that's that it was a she was had a Heather McDonald's hair She did not know what I think she do. I think that we should just end this episode now This is too embarrassing. We're gonna get canceled I would like to just end this by apologizing to everybody for calling a woman a bitch. I know better, I've been a lot better. That was wrong of me.

Also, fuck you, mom. Just because I'm in the mom's shaming mood, I just stood up for that. Ben, you wanna close with anything? I think everyone looks beautiful. Okay, we'll see you in part two with this real housewives of Orange Cammie recap. Bye everyone.

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