Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Vault in Our Stars, Part 2

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

In part 2 of our recap, the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!Watch the recap here:Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2128-87494022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Good, thanks. We are here picking up on part two of our Orange County recap because we got a full hour in. Our part one was a full hour. And we only got through the first 12 minutes of the episode. So we took a little break and we're back to continue the recap. We ended on a really perfect, really nice awkward note of us just like putting our foot in

our mouths and then putting our foot in our mouths again and then trying to take the foot out but replacing it with a different foot. And yeah, so that was great. Hmm, feet, left feet, foot, little mustard on them, y'all. Okay, so everyone has started to get ready to go, they're all dressing like each other now to go to this party Like the you do me. I do you party where everybody's gonna dress like each other So we've just ragged on Gina who we are gonna go ahead and leave now. Let's go ahead and just let her be Let's start with Tammy. So old Tammy is over with Tommy

her tamer and Tommy her gay who is dressing her like Heather Dubrow. Yes, and she's like, make me pale and conjure the fuck out of my cheeks. I think she needs black contacts. You know how they cover your whole eye to just make your whole eye, I mean your whole eye, right? Yeah, ball. What do you call the white of your eye, the whole thing black, just like how you do, bro. I don't know what the white of your eye is.

I have to go for me or my death, whatever. Make her eyes look like a fremen from June, because I'm still reading it. I know what the fremen are. So then, just so literary. I'm so, guys, I understand sci-fi. So oh my god, is there an escalator in nearby because this recaptus caught elevated? So I just want you all know, Dune is based at the Real House of Orange County.

It's about a bunch of people who live in a parent wasteland and giant worms come up from the sand and eat you. So that's basically it. That's Orange County. So Tamara is, she's talking to Tommy and she's like Shannon's pretty upset with Heather right now. And like evidently, Heather's been like telling people behind Shannon's back that her relationship's not well. And I just, I feel like Shannon's not gonna be able

to resist confronting Heather. I'm like, and if she does resist, then you for sure are going to make sure it happens. Yeah, you're gonna make her. Yeah, because other than that, I have this been telling people, I've got Shannon's relationship. It's not going well. And he's like, is she gonna bring it up tonight? I don't think she's gonna be able to have a tap, guys. So then we go to Shannon, who's getting glam, and Adeline comes down to bring her some clothes to wear. And she's like, Edline, I can borrow that right?

No, it's like, yeah, it's extra large. And Shannon's like, well, I think, uh, thank you, the memorandum that I left you was, please bring down, uh, one of your outfits so I could show America that I could fit into the outfit of a teenager. You weren't supposed to say extra large. Wow, thank you. And you got, want to go ahead and read the label while we're here, the DeltaBirt collection.

That was so sweet, Adeline. Thank you for reading that. Oh, feel great. Oh, Adeline, you don't have to read the part where this dress can double as a tablecloth. That's unnecessary. Made to support the sea world. Well, that was not important enough to say out loud.

You don't have to show me the receipt from Home Depot. I understand that it's a tarp. No, I did not ask you to bring the jazzy from the garage. Go put that back out of line. Jesus. Hell, you know, when I culture a little rascal, I didn't I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

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I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Don't you know what pantyhose are? She goes like tights. Sheer things, there's sheer things, you put on your bags. Do you have any or not? No, I would hope that your daughter doesn't have sheer pantyhose, how weird, nobody wears those. And also, why are you asking your kid for pantyhose? Surely you have some. I'm not sure what's happening with that. I feel like pantyhose are not shareable.

I don't know, I'm a man, I don't understand these things, but my instinct tells me undergarments are not things that you necessarily share. So Vicki comes over, she's like, oh, so who are you, who are you supposed to be? And she's like, I'm gonna be Chino. And she's like, oh, yeah, of course you are. I'm Vicki, I've gone from the sin.

Okay, OGVOC, I'm an address like me. Fine. And Sam's like, you're right open, Bukka bullshit. I'm gonna just like me. Fun. And Shannon's like, you're right up in the bullshit. Cause you know, Gina. So then Shannon, which that's more iconic in Shannon's line in Shannon's, mine than mine, because I was like, when did she say that?

And then they showed the clip and I was like, mm, it's so weird. It's like my mind has an auto filtering thing that just smudges Gina out when she comes on. It's so weird. It's like my mind has an auto filtering thing that just smudges Gina out when she comes on. It's like boobs. It's like boobs on TV. The fuzz just follows wherever Gina's face goes. Does Gina have a famous line? I guess that's it. You're an open book of bullshit. I guess so. They're really trying to make that one happen.

So then Shana's like, well, Vicki, what are you going to say when you walk into my, to everybody? And Vicki's like, I'm going to say where's the party? And then you guys want to give me a kextad? Boo ho, party, victory, make it go for that, back on the bus. So then, um, then Shanna goes up serenity and get some things. So then, uh, the maker part is like, like, I guess, I'll, I guess I'll talk to Vicki. So you're dating anyone Vicki? Because yeah, I'm dating someone.

You know, I've been so scared of dating because I've been taking advantage of for the last by the last two guys. So go for 11 years of being taken advantage of and they like lied and cheated on me. And like, that was not a good experience. So I had 18 things that I wanted for my next guy. And this guy, he had out 18.

So then we go to the list. This is so funny. They showed, first of all, they pulled up a picture of the guys that Vicki's talking about, Brooks and Steve and put them right next to each other. And then they put year dates underneath them. They're like, 2019 to 2022. And then Steve's s'marmly face is like,

I'm Steve Lopez running for governor, whatever his day. I know. Almost the California statesman. So Vicki's list is the guy has to be 58 to 63. He has to be Christian. He has to own a home. He has to be independently wealthy and entrepreneur and a forward

thinker, whatever that means. I have not seen a lot of forward thinking from Vicki, but, you know, maybe he just has to have forward healthcare. I have not seen a lot of forward thinking from Vicki, but you know, maybe he just has to have forward health care. I'm not sure. Why have to have never had sex with multiple partners that is why? He needs to have a sign in a sketch and it says Caliente. That's very important to me. He needs to refuse to take sushi off of vacant women in restaurants and instead offer them advice on getting a job. He has to spread rumors about someone being part of a sex train. That'd be very valuable. He needs to have insurance, but insurance is not really that good.

So then he can be re-insured with better insurance. Yeah. He has to ruin Mexico. Yeah, he, uh, he has to ruin Mexico. So he has to be willing to sign life insurance on himself when I take it out on him on our second date. He has to have the ability to walk through Puerto Vallarta and have all the locals close all the doors and draw their blinds. So she wants him to love Mexico, be divorced, but not going through a divorce currently,

must have children. He has to be the country music, has to be a country with a boy, has to love country music, but not big trucks. Big trucks, big trucks. He has to be compassionate, he has to adore Vicky, he has to be Vicky that, but also he has to fight Vicky funny, and he has to have fun with Vicky. I love how compassionate is solo on that list. Like it's compassionate is below country music, country music beat like empathy and compassion, which is crazy. Country music beat let's we

we need to be able to have fun together. Like a boat, a bonus boat almost be compassion. The most important thing is age. Cause I love this, you think it's those little whippersnappers, Steve Lopez and Brooks, better than the reason. It's like I've never dated teenagers again. It's because we're way too young. So then we go over to, so Shannon comes down to Sparkles and then we go over to Gina.

This is, makes me, this part, Gina's like, oh my God, I want to go at me, you know, cause like for me, it's like the Madonna facts it. Like there's so many different versions of me that they could go for. There's like the time when I had the high pony and the cones is breast, you know what I'm saying? And there was the time when I had like the glove and the cones is breast, you know what I'm saying? And there was the time when I had like the glove

and the ruffle hair, you know what I'm saying? And there was the time when I was like, don't cry for me, Argentina. It's just sort of like the Madonna factor with me. I'm like, man, please don't think you could ever elevate yourself to Madonna. I'm not even talking about 2020, 2023 Madonna. You're still not even there.

No, of course not. Like you're a Madonna with like zero talent or previous success. Like how does that make any sense? And she doesn't have, look, she doesn't have like leaks. You know what I mean? She has, she changes her clothes. She has a lot of look.

You're basically a constant mess that is slowly being cleaned up season after season. The first season, you were an explosion of bleach and bad clip-ons and you were just terrible. Okay. And so then you read comments online and you slightly cleaned it up for the next season, but that was terrible in a day way. And then you slightly cleaned it up for the, I mean, you're like a really, you're like a slow motion video of a slurpy being cleaned off a dairy queen floor, Gina.

Okay, not Madonna. Yeah, that was really self-elevating. So then, Shadow Meanwhile is, of course, choosing Gina's worst look. So she has a big blonde wig and she has all of these tracks in it that are just hanging out, very obvious. Which shows golden except that Shadow also has this issue in her own life, which is really funny that she's going to make fun of Gina for it. But yeah, it's pretty funny. And Vicki's like, so are you guys like Betsy, what's he now? Like Betsy, what's he? That's what

you think, okay? Everybody, I'm going to get back on this show because everybody in America is going to start being like, oh my god, who are you but to what to with? I heard that they've been together. Like, you've got to say, did you? All the couple heads, all the couple heads. They're gonna start saying, you know what I mean? Those big, then diagram like a crossover with gondolheads and parat heads. We all love Jimmy. So, um, so she has like, no, I'm not, no, I'm definitely not. Bugsy, wagsy, with Juno, she was mean to me last year. And because like, so who are you, bugsy waxy with you know she was meaning you last year because like so who are you bugs you waxy with?

Tamara who was also mean to me last year, but was a little bit nicer this year, so we're buxy waxy Let's try to know what buxy waxy is though But I thought she was saying buxy waxy, but maybe it was buxy waxy because that's what it sounded like buxy waxy But I made sense of it in my mind as Buggsy Wuggsy, but I don't know. It could have been Buggsy Wuggsy. I don't know. I think that you're right.

I think it makes a lot more sense than Buggsy Wuggsy. Yeah, it's also. It's a good friendship. It's also Vicky. You don't want to go too far down. Like, let's try and get inside Vicky's mind and see what she's thinking. This is a place where you don't want to practice empathy.

Okay. So your brain will explain. So, um... Yeah, it's not compassionate. And by the way, Gina was really mean to Shannon last year. Let's not forget. She was. These clips were horrible. Gina was such an asshole to her. And then she's like, you know what, Shannon, I feel pity for you. That's what I feel. She's like, oh really, John, she said, I have nothing but pity for your life and John goes well fuck her and then Turning around at the reunion and being like you know what was me spirited watching John no man would ever act like that with me Like literally okay, yeah, you are trying to make Matt like palatable for America

So Shannon is like, well, I'm in a good place with Emily, and I wanna keep it that way. So by good place, I mean, we both have run into each other at Yogurt Land, and that's a good place. We enjoy that. So did you ever know that Brownie's way so much ridiculous? Okay.

Little Brownie minds. Have you ever done a swirl with matcha and vanilla? Delicious! But why is it called matcha? If it's also called green tea, I mean choose a lane. I need to make a list of the lightest toppings to put on my yogurt again. Not calorie wise, I don't care about the gal. Just lighter.

I end up spending $30,000 every time I go to a yogurt plate. I have a little brownies. Oh God, who knew that peanuts weighed three pounds each? It's ridiculous. I actually found that a way to be healthy at your land is I only take about about one little, like a small little ball of feroio. And then for toppings, I put a pint of more feroio. And I find that that is actually the healthiest way to go about it Okay, so

Shannon so Vicki's like okay listen, don't be don't cry the night. That's what you're not gonna do Okay, you're gonna cry cuz it's a blue who died. We're gonna move out And Shannon's like no, no, I won't I won't but I don't need need everyone flipping, going off about a relationship I've had for three and a half years. Vicki goes, that's a long time. That's a long, I know, three and a half years, not three years, it's not four, I mean, granted, it's not four years. I mean, I'm not gonna have a dime with band of rich,

read me time soon, but three and a half years, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's, that's, that's like, that's like a part of the way to having the right number of lemons in a bowl. So Shannon is like, I've had conversations with Heather about normal, normal relationship issues, but for her to elude that it's serious and it's really bad. No, no, people, people have seen me and John all the time and they say, I have never seen you look happier the way you are crying right now and drunkenly telling me about how he yells at you, the joy in your voice that we can possibly detect is unparalleled.

So just go ahead and ran on my parade, Heather Debrough. be door kicked out of restaurant. There are multiple options. It's like, also in the door kicked out of club. Sharon and Bedore kicked out of bar. Sharon Bedore kicked out of restaurant. Did we even talk about the fact that one happened like a week and a half ago, where she got to fight with John's son? That's what I'm looking at. That's what I'm looking up because she's like oh

Oh, wow, they say a normal fight between me and john everyone says how happy we are according to page six reported Okay, after page six reported. She was escorted out of the bar. She denied claim She was removed from the premises though. She admitted there was screaming the lights were up and they were saying everybody wrap it up she admitted there was screaming. The lights were up and they were saying, everybody wrap it up. Bedora said, explaining that the establishment was nearing closing time. As I screamed, the John's children. But then she put up a photo of her and John together, like, look at us for a happy people, who definitely did not witness a fight with me and his child earlier.

So now, Tamara shows up at Jen's house because Jen's hosting the party and now Jen's Jen still in glam and so Tamra enters in as Heather and Jen's like, that is honestly funnier than the time that we wrapped my friend Taylor in a hefty bag and rolled her down a hill. I am literally going to be my pants right now. Thank you so much. And Tamra does do the put on Heather DeBro walk. You know how Heather does that? Like she does like the snooty little put on walk. And it's funny, but seeing Tamra do it,

I'm like wonder if Heather DeBro is doing the bet midler walk. I'm like trying to be working in hilarious. Yeah, she's doing her life. You know how bet medler has that little like kind of waddle, fancy little waddle walk that she does So yeah, so Tamara is just being totally mean she comes in just being a asshole about Heather Dubrow And then she's like shooting a money gun off everywhere and she's like It's me

Some others use some champs just up here so cute. She's so cute and poor. She's such a poor, stupid poor people. Just like, I am dying. I am dying of laughter right now. Why don't you say I'm dying of laughter? That counts as laughter. Tamara. Thank you so much for bringing so much joy in my house right now.

The way that you just came through my home and just brought so much joy. Thank you so much for that, Tamara. I'm grateful for you. She says, Tamara and I need to co-host because we need to rebuild. Like, what? How has this rebuilding your friendship?

It's like asking the hurricane to rebuild Haiti. You know what I mean? She is the one who broke it. We were talking about how you heard her rebuild it. You don't ask the bull in the Chinese shop to pull out a glue gun and start repairing things. So Jen, she dresses up as Taylor Armstrong, which is funny because I thought Jen dressed

as Taylor Armstrong to me. I thought it was someone coming in dressed as Jen, but she just makes her lips really big. And she's already got the Taylor Armstrong quality, right? Yeah. Crazy. So she's wearing all the Taylor Armstrong quality, right? Yeah, crazy pants. So she's wearing all this swag from the deck because that's where Taylor goes all the time. And then Gina comes in, dresses Emily.

Emily is, again, dresses Emily. And then Emily is Shannon and she's wearing like the real for real pants, like with the lemon logo thing on it and she got the sort of has the way gone and everything. Where she really wins this, Emily's best prop work is the double glasses. She wears glasses and then sunglasses

and she switches them back and down on her head, like Sam and I think that's really funny. Yeah. And then Heather comes in dressed like Jen and she looks like she doesn't look anything like Jen at all, right? Am I crazy? That looked nothing like Jen. No, she looks not.

Like Heather didn't even bother with this one. And Heather's the rich one, and she couldn't even get a blonde wig. Like Jen's not a red head. It was really weird. I'm not sure where this is. Yeah, I feel like Jen's probably really easy to put on like a yoga outfit or something like that.

Heather also dressed kind of like street walkery to be Jen, which I thought was kind of offensive because I don't feel like Jen is really provocative in the way she dresses, but others like. No. All right, give me something slutty and give me a hooker wig. I want it to look like a hooker wig. Okay, do you remember that hooker out addition to playing that Perry Mason back in the day? The original Perry Mason, not the new one.

Could you bring me that dress? Go get it from storage, I'll trade out. And get the fucking dog back in its cage. What does it do? What is it doing here? I called my friend Jane Leeds and said, please get me a wig of a tramp. And this is what she sent me. I'm a shoes, here comes one right now. So yeah, so then Tamra is like, she's doing her money gun thing and everything and Heather's like, oh, you look good as me Tamra and then she tells us, I wouldn't buy a money gun. That's a class day though.

Yeah. That's her Mona's line, ma'am. Now Taylor didn't make any effort either, but she is a friend of, and she's not making a paycheck yet, because we know that the show does not pay you until you're five. So Taylor comes on and she's supposed to be Tamra, but all she does is bring little weights and dorms where some ankle warmer things,

and then otherwise she's just herself. Tamra's really offended. She's like, I mean, doesn't even look like me at all. Like you could've worn like a cut fitness hat. I'm like, um, unfortunate that Jim's clothes. So I'm not sure that that would have been a final option. You could have worn some Tiddy prosthetics. I mean, the big sun, say an asshole. I don't know. Just something. I'm a little disbanded. And I agree that she should have done more for Tamara. There's so much you can do for Tamara. Come on. Yeah. So, um, but Taylor loves, she loves what John did,

because Jen also added a smudge-lowered-the-cat from the famous meme, so Taylor is very happy about that. God, Tamara's probably so jealous that Taylor's part of an everlasting meme. She's probably so jealous about that. So, then Emily is like, she's like, oh, I'm already tired of being Shannon, and she sits down on a stool, and then falls off the stool. Everyone's like, oh, I'm already tired of being shinin' and she sits down on a stool and then falls off the stool.

Everyone's like, oh my god, you're just like shinin'. It's a episode. We're just having, when they're funny, it's harder because it's like, oh, let's just describe who, what's happening? They're walking in as each other, which doesn't sound that great. I get it. But it was so fucking funny to watch this. I was dying laughing. And then her rolling all over the floor is Shannon. And then Shannon coming in dressed as Gina just looking like absolute garbage and going, here in open book of a book of bullshit. And like doing Gina's accent all over the place because it doesn't make any sense.

And then Gina of course gets herself upset. She was like, well, not surprised that Shannon has chosen a version of me That was like me like my worst like but I don't believe she could pull up my current version Listen Like what like of course you're gonna choose you at your worst like you good. That's what that's what that's what look up A party like this is for you want to roast someone it's you every season like what are you talking about so um also she did you see the thing where shana went on watch what happens live and then Gina posted a thing that was like oh

flattery is the most sincere form of wait copy in someone imitation there we go okay that was a Ronnie Fudge not a Gina Fudge uh imitation is the sincere, today form of flattery. And that's what Shana did, because I wore a first, and then she post her picture side by side of her wearing the same skirt.

And people dragged Gina in those comments. It was so funny. I saw that there was a dust up, but I didn't see the comments. That was so funny, and she wouldn't back down, you know? And Shana was like, well, I guess that nobody remembers Gina wearing a skirt. I certainly didn't. And I refuse to make this anymore, Gina.

So now they do like keg stands and Vicky's like, I haven't done one since I like surprise Michael in the dorm room. So she's doing it, but then she's spittin' all the way. She's like doing the keg stand, but then she spits it all out again on top of the keg. And then Shannon's like, don't, please, no, you're gonna trap me. You're going to trap me. You're gonna trap me. Please don't, this is very unsafe. I don't want it.

Okay, I guess I'll do it. I'll do it. And so Shannon's doing the keg stand. I'm just dying. They're all lifting her up. Just flushing all the ladies. Lift up Sam'll do it, I'll do it. And so she adds in the keg stand. I'm just dying, they're all lifting her up, just watching all the ladies lift up salmon and salmon freaking out. I'm not a keg stander, I'm not a keg stander.

I'm gonna vomit, oh my god, I can't do that thing. We just open your mouth and everything, oh that wall, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. And then Tamra's walking around, like, I'm Heather, I'm slutty Heather, Heather Duho, Heather Duho, that's who I am. And Taylor goes, Heather Duho. I'm like, what? And then she gets on the floor and she's wearing a thong

and she starts opening her legs and sucking on a lemon. And then rolling her ground around the far and screaming, Heather Duho, what the hell? And Heather's like, well, dressing up like Heather Duho apparently doesn't mean you behave like Heather to bro I also don't get this joke. What does do Ho mean? Is that supposed to be something? There is no idea what Ho is she's like, huh? Is this a reference to a landscaper

So Emily and she gonna go inside to have some shock hugely and you know, Gina's like got her Tupperware there. She's putting some stuff for later and Emily is like, oh, I had drinks of the camera the other day and we were chatting about what Heather told us about our relationship with John and I told Tamar about that. And you know, it's like, oh no. Cheese last till the next day, right? What's the thing that you can't eat up the next day? Fish. So why don't you eat the wax pot? Can you ask eat the wax pot? Is that okay? If you eat monster, does that actually bring monsters to your house? I'm just going to ignore that for a moment. So like, so like, so, so I talked to Tamara. I talked to Tamara about what like,

how they're telling us about like Shannon. And like, this is what like hurts my feelings, okay? Cause like, I open up to her about Shane and I share all these things about my family. And then like, after she falls asleep and then wakes up again, then like, you know, I say like, you need to be honest with me because like, I can help you.

I can be an advocate advocate for you, but she won't let us. She won't let us do that. I'm like, just because you offload all the boring-esque stories about sheying onto Shannon, does not mean that she is obligated to share as much back with you. Like, you share what you feel comfortable with sharing. It doesn't mean like, because you give someone something that they have to therefore give just as much back with you. Like you share what you feel comfortable with sharing. It doesn't mean like because you give someone something that they have to therefore give just as much back. And if they're not giving,

if you feel like there's an inequity, then just move on. Well, also she's forgetting what her and Gina did to Shannon and what they've been doing to Shannon for years. Especially last year when they pretended that they were gonna be Shannon's friend. And then they took everything that Shannon said to them in private and used it against her. And like, you know, they were horrible to her.

They were horrible. And I'm really enjoying Emily this season. Like I'm actually glad Emily's around this season. But they were horrible. And for her to act like she doesn't understand why Shannon wouldn't trust her to open up. Because she didn't even open up to you and you're still taking her private sit

to try and fuck with her on TV. Like she knows you, you know? Yeah. So, you know what, she doesn't want the help but then she has cocktails and then she wants the help. And then I'm like, and that's unfair for us because we can be a friend at the time and then pretend that we have to pretend

like nothing happened the next day. I'm like, yeah, well that would be being the good friend. Is that like, that's the nature of Shannon's relationships. She wants to get wasted and talk to you about it then and you're a good friend to her then and then you just like, and then you just like, and then it's like, it's the next day. When you're sober and everybody pretends nothing happened. Yeah. Have you ever had friends before?

Like, who? Have you ever talked to a wasp person? I mean, that's what you have to do. Yeah. So then Shannon is like, oh, well I mean, that's what you have to do. Yeah. So then Shannon is like, oh, well, okay, everybody there at the table outside and Shannon's like, okay, everybody, well, you know, next Tuesday is my event for event. We're going to have a Mexican fiesta for Mexican fiesta with senior noodles. We're going to make that senior noodles work. Okay second appearance is John investor and senior noodles

What is the senior noodles obsession? Why are we trying to make senior noodles happen? Why? Senior noodles excited senior noodles back He's like his hair's all grown out he gets a phone call. What you need senior noodles? Yes So it's hammer is like okay, but gonna pay a game. It's gonna be hot there a drink So you've got to do it. I got a drink. That's a thing The first one is pick out a sex position Yeah, I got a sex position He picked out about 10 sex positions. That's what we feel hot.

Dude, pick it. Dude, nigga. Sandy and Dan Hadaia show up. Dan Hadaia, like, we like to do all sorts. We like to do the reverse cowgirl. Is anyone, is that gross anyone out? Mom, get out of here. I like to print in the damn ears,

ploning me on the back of a Costco sample cart. Was that a position? We do some role play where I walk in and he says, ma'am, do you have a Costco cart? And I say, no, and he goes, okay, you'll have to go over that line and get your photo taken. And I said, well, you show me the way. And then he bones me on top of the table.

And we pretend he takes a photo of me. And that's my Costco cart. Uh-oh. And then afterwards, I do take a sample of Trail Max. They do. Really sexy. And then we do go, then we do the Costco. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So, so Timer is like, so Vicki's like, she's like, this is what I've been doing. So she's like Benzo over in Timer's behind, or sort of like Rammy or from behind, and the producer's like, oh, what else do you do from behind? And Vicki behind and because like god you think of some sort of sex freak

I'm not like well. Thanks to the gay the gay population. Thanks you for making us all get sex freaks What we are I mean we are I'm a sexy We are a sex party. I'm proud of it So then Taylor just because we're a community that embraces things like fisting Okay, all right. That's not me. All right. All right Real it is now real living Wow fisting I think I feel like that should be okay I don't even want to go there. No one needs to hear my thoughts on that. Okay

So let me try to get back into the show I feel like this show is grossing us out, so we have the right to gross our audience out, right? But I'm not gonna do it, cause I respect this audience. Okay, so Heather is like, okay. So who had a threesome? Who had a threesome?

I'm gonna guess Taylor. And Taylor's like, yes. It's true, I did. And I got fisted while it happened. That's a joke. Me and two fists. My arm. So, Gina's like, oh my god.

I can't tell if you're, oh wait, sorry. What, I think I'm gonna, she goes, I can't tell, oh, cause, sorry, Emily's like, give me the details, but she's sort of doing Shannon voice. And Gina's like,'m gonna just because I can't tell oh cuz sorry Emily's like give me the details but she's sort of doing Shannon voice and she's like oh my god I can't so I feel like Emily or Shannon and it's like getting creepy and Shannon's like well if you think that's me that's that's just shows how what sort of Gulf we have in our friendship that you don't even understand my matterisms are the way that I talk and then Shannon gets like upset and then the confessional she She's like, no Gina, Emily has not transformed into me.

This is what I do. I do a, I do a hand like this, up to the left and down to the right. I do it, I do with this. I don't do, I don't do jazz hands. When have you ever seen me do jazz hands? I don't know. I don't know. I do jazz hands.

Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off. Okay. Listen, do I need to call Mr. Miyagi in here? So, um, Emily's impersonation, she does get some of the things right. She does get Shannon's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So I have a question for you. Why are you talking like that? Why? Yeah. So they have to motorboat the person to their right.

So Gina motorboats Jen and then Vicki's like, do a strip cheese and they do a shop for every article of clothing you have on. So she takes off her shirt and she's like, my kids are gonna be notified by this right. Whoa, whoa. And Gina's like, oh my god, after 13 years, now you're worried they're gonna be mortified.

And then we see like some of Vicky's greatest hits to the family van. We see a Brooks basis and he wants to bang Vicky on a table at a restaurant and we have and then we have Buffalo Marders and I. So now there's more shots and then like, and then Taylor licks a nipple, and they're just like, funny, it's like wacky. It's like, you know what,

it's a drinking game on Bravo, like what could possibly be stale about it? Yeah, so then. And it was a total tamer one where she's like, Hey everybody, we're still so sexual, right? Let's talk about sexuality, everybody. So they do that. I was cracking up.

I think I'm not. I want to see them play code names. What's that? It's a game where you put a bunch of words on a table and you have sort of like linked them. And I just would love to see Tamra trying to link different words together. Um, how do I link moon and light together?

I don't understand that. Ah. think man and light together. I don't understand that. I'm okay, so Emily's like, when I heard Game Lay, I thought it was gonna be like my knoblier or something. I didn't imagine my nipples getting wet. Not complaining though, not complaining. Jim, let's give me a talk.

Hey, quiet, okay, let's get the show on the road here, okay, Gina, I will say right now to you. I went to dinner with Emma the other night and she said to me that like you had told her that like Shannon's relationship with John is not good. Did you hear that? Or did I guess she said that to Heather? It's so funny. I did not say that. That's hard to say. She has this whole fun sex game with everybody is nice and loose. She's like, oh, that was so funny. I had that. I had to say Shannon's relationship with Peter.

I know. She's like, okay, enough fun. Okay, Heather, you've been talking shit, huh? So then I was like, I did not say that. So then Shannon's like, oh, Heather's fun. Okay, Heather, you've been talking shit, huh? So then I was like, I did not say that. So then Shannon's like, huh, huh, huh, huh, Heather, may I talk to you? So she pulls Heather just. This is not okay, this is not okay.

We pull. So she's like, I've been beyond upset because Tamara asked me the other night, multiple times, do you trust Heather? And she said, I was with Emily last night. And she was almost in tears because she felt bad And she said that Heather had pulled her aside as in you Heather and said that John Shannon John's relationship is bad Does this look like the face of a woman who is in a bad relationship?

Do I want to cry? Yes am I am I am me's that I can move my hands because I've been so paralyzed my terrible arguments perhaps but I'm in a great I'm happy I'm happy happy lady and this this begins okay, so Vuckin Shannon it's usually starts off Quiet and then it slowly builds until Shannon's just gone nuts But I think this has been building in her mind so much that she starts off nuts She's ready to go on a full mental breakdown, right? So she's like, yeah, oh, and then, you know, she said, she said to you said that. And it goes, I didn't, that's bullshit.

Well, then she said, you told Gina our relationship is bad. And then she said that and Gina and Emily. And then guess what she said? Heather told me. That's what she said. And it goes, and Heather's like, hmm, this is unfortunate that I am stuck here with Shannon looking directly in her face. Also, that I don't care. How should I do with this? So then it cuts to Emily and Tamara. And Emily's like, um, this is really bad because

the problem is that Shannon likes to tell us things, but it's like low key and Vicki goes she wants to protect John it her. Yeah, but like it goes to this point where it's just unfair. Yeah, because you're revealing everything and the Shannon's revealing roses and sunshine. It's like Shannon gets lived like in this beautiful house with crystal air filters. Meanwhile, you know, your your boyfriend's faking cancer is what you're saying. She's like, yes, thank you for understanding, Vicki. So what is Emily's issue here? Because originally it was Emily's issue is that she's concerned that Shannon's putting her trust in the wrong person because Heather's going around

telling all her business as if Emily has not gone and told everyone this episode that, like John left her at Nobu. So it's Emily's issue that Shannon is misplacing her trust or is her issue that Shannon's telling everything to everyone but then when she gets drunk but then won't talk about it when she's not drunk, which is a totally different issue whatsoever. And then also on top of that, if Shannon's telling everyone everything when she gets drunk then why is she upset that like Heather knows stuff?

She keeps changing her mind. First, it was Shannon, it's always been like, why doesn't Shannon include me? She feels like she's been on this show for a long time, her and Gina, and that they're always left on the outside and they only have each other as friends. So, then they finally warm up Shannon, but then they turn on Shannon and betray her, and now Shannon has iced them out again. So she's mad that Shannon doesn't consider her a friend and that she's going to Heather with all this shit who doesn't even like her instead of coming to Emily who is really Shannon's friend.

And she can trust Emily, but she doesn't think she can trust Emily, but she can't trust Emily because Emily's sitting here telling everybody all this shit, right? But then today she's also making it that Shannon is, it's not fair as a housewife because everybody else is sharing their life and Shannon is not sharing their life. That is true. That is true. Everybody else is forced to share their secrets, but Shannon doesn't have to share her secrets to which I say, you don't share your secrets. Your husband's a fucking asshole. What? That's your big secret. We know, okay? And your mom had a job like we get it, but that's not fair. And Shannon, your big secret? We know, okay? And your mom had a job, like we get it.

But that's not fair. And Shannon's secret is that she's a fucking psychotic disaster with emotional issues. And she's not open wound. She doesn't have to share secrets because she's gaping open wound. We see it and we love it. We literally, I love Shannon, so don't come for her.

So Heather's like, I have not told any of these girls your story, okay? Because as we all know, from me to tell a story, you have to involve agents, there have to be producers, there is a process in which we do this. And no one has done anything, Taylor. So Shannon's like,

yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, is said about her. So Heather's like, okay, so what exactly did I say? Because Tamer is being tricky in doing that thing where she's insinuating a lot of stuff, but never said, I don't even think Tamer knows. Anything specific. I don't think Tamer knows anything because in the flashback, if you look, Tamer does the psychic thing, which is that Emily said,

yeah, well, Heather was telling me like all this stuff about like, like things are shit's like really bad with with Shannon and Tamara just not trying to go She told me that too. I'm like did she or you just sort of saying that so you can sort of say that she's like I don't trust it I also I also feel like Emily and Gina and Tamara have always been have been consistently some of the worst narrators We've ever had unreliable narrators where I can see a world where Heather says, I talk to Shannon, and I'm not at liberty to say what she told me, but I have to say it's bad, and I am concerned about their relationship.

And then they go and they say, Heather told us stories, Heather told us it's not good, and then that becomes like way more than that. Not to them, they also make it sound like Shannon's complaining to them too. They can't make up their mind, like which lie they're going with. First, they said, Heather's the one who told them all this stuff,

but then they're saying, but you complain about him all the time and we're not allowed to talk about it. So which is it? Well, Heather does not like being put in this position. And so she brings out her sharpest claw hands because Shannon's like, well, Tamara said, Oli and Gerrit, and Generability. I'm said only in generalities like's like, it's really bad. And Heather goes, I'm always very neutral about you at John.

Always, always. She literally takes her finger at her claw and goes, boom, like right in her face. She does. She's like catching the fly. Heather is so karate kid. All the hand movements in the show are karate kid. We've got the wax on the wax off. Like the Heather hands catching flies.

Uh, we, we need to do a paint on paint off. I'm sure we'll get to the point. Sure karate kid who got the wax on the wax off the the Heather hands catching flies We need to do a paint on paint off Shows here comes one right now Shit so Heather's like Tamas trying to drum up something as if as if I can't keep a secret. And I don't like that. And also, I think that Shannon is way too concerned about who was talking about a relationship than being concerned about the actual relationship, which is falling apart because John left her at Nobo. Did I say that part out loud?

To America. Well, now, now, now, now, I have to talk to John about this and he's gonna be Serious and say you know how private I am and you know why would you tell anybody anything and when we fight it is I Never see to me. That was why it was that is life I have his claw hands are crying. They're like I'm'm showing empathy. Like a lion's are crying. It's, it's hard to talk about something serious while we're being like this because the show is ridiculous and Shannon really is on one for the show. And I don't want to stop making fun of it. Okay. But I do have to stop here just for a serious moment. Your, your boyfriend not allowing you to talk about your relationship and put like trying to separate you from people who are there to support you and help

you is not good. That's not a good sign. And Shannon has a pattern, David, of not being with very good people. So I don't like this. I don't like John. I think John and Shannon have some kind of weird alcohol of alcohol fueled like semi-emotionally abusive relationship. I don't like anything that I've heard about this relationship and I'm glad she's away from John now because this isn't right. Like being this terrified that your boyfriend is going to hear that you confided in your friends about your problems, I mean, that's weird.

And I get that it's on national TV, but you're also dating somebody on national TV on purpose. Like you wouldn't just be accidentally dating somebody on national TV. A lot goes into it. Well, I just think at the very least, I don't know if John is dating someone on purpose to be on TV, but what I do know is that she's,

when John met her, she had been on TV for several years and continues to be on TV. But what I do know is that she went, John, met her. She had been on TV for several years and continues to be on TV and and like it's part of her life. And like anyone with half a brain knows that if you're gonna date someone like a reality star, you really like your stuff is going to be put out there. And like that should be considered. And at first, John seemed actually relatively cool and chill and nice. but I'll always remember the Bronwyn's right before COVID, when Bronwyn had the wedding vow renewal, they were like in Palm Springs or something, and Shannon and John just got shit faced. And I just remember John sitting there

and their little hotel sort of cabana thing, and he just was sitting there in the chair just like drinking his booze, and I was like, I don't think this is a good relationship. I feel like this is just like, the two of them just get wasted together, which is actually, yeah. It could be fun, but I feel like the bottom's falling out. It could be fun, and it is fun sometimes,

but it can turn into who's afraid of Virginia Wolf too. And if you guys don't know what that is, Google that shit on YouTube and watch some clips from that, because that's what I imagine it being. Like, you just really want a abusive, like they get drunk and then they just get mean and they go really low and Shannon loses it and he says really dark mean things to her

and then the next day they pretend it's okay and try to like kind of, that's kind of what I'm getting from all of this but my basic point was like, if you're a terrified that your boyfriend is gonna find out that you've been talking about your relationship to your friends, that's not normal. And I'm worried, like I like Shannon.

I don't want her to be in something. And of course, so Heather goes, Shannon, I'm just telling you, I've been a really good friend to you. I care about your relationship. I care about your children, you know, Jenny and Francis or whatever their names are, and I wouldn't spread any of your private information. And anything you told me in that vault, I would never repeat, just so you know, some of these girls are very

specific about you not having good relationship and hiding it. And seeing, thank you very much everyone, Roll credits. Like, I'm looking at third, this is not the end of the, this is not an end of episode monologue, you did not get a tube-be-continued. Are you sure about that? It's kind of my specialty. Really? Who's a pretty sure who decided that?

Oh yeah! She just slams him up against so well. You listen here. That was a tube-be-continued monologue. So I love that she goes on this whole tirade about what a good friend she is. And she's like, everyone talks about how your relationship sucks.

And she's like, well, well, well, that is my private information that I felt like I could share with you. And by the way, that is my private information they're talking about. Mine, that is my social security number. That is mine. Mother's maiden name.

How dare you. How dare you. What was mine. Mother's maiden name, how dare you? How dare you? What was my pet's first name? What was my pet? I thought that was in the false. So Emily is like, well, she's, so I guess this is at the table. I'm like, the table, the table.

It's like, so it even happened. Because Tamra still doesn't even know what everybody's talking about. She's stirring all of this shit and she still has no facts. She's trying to get more souls that way. Then she can synthesize it and say, oh, this is what was told to me. Exactly. So she's got Emily nice and buttered up now because she's drunk, right? She got everybody to get drunk during this game. So she's like, fuck what happened anyway, Betch? And Emily's like, well,, they locked into this huge fight and then John left her at no

boo. And Jean is like, yeah, but is that an isolated situation and Taylor goes, but the question is, is it isolated? It's like, yeah, Taylor, that was literally the question. Nice. Yes. And so I had this like, I'm an actress now, I guess, and so how there goes, you Shannon us and so I have there's like she's like I'm an actress now I guess and so how there goes you Shannon you and I have a nice relationship well through women to poor women and all I said to these girls is how you and I have gotten very very close I mean you're not a fellow New Yorker and you're not an actress and you don't seem to have a penthouse in Los Angeles and as far as I can tell

your children aren't in real estate but we have some crossover and the things that we like, like shoes, we like to have things on our feet when we walk on surfaces. So we're close. I like to give dollars to people standing under freeway underpasses to feel better about myself. You enjoy taking dollars standing under freeway underpasses. We both have dogs that adore us. My dog, George is a labra, labra-mation. Is that a type of dog, a labra-mation?

I have a private chef. You eat privately. So many things. So many things in common. I understand why you want to keep things private I have a private chef. I understand these things Also a private plane and sometimes you really just want to be able to make your feet up I get it salmon. I get it. I understand

Why you want to build put these walls up? I mean you have to get through three gates just to get to my house I understand that world but then let me finish let me finish Because sandwich is cool. Oh She sounds like There's a good dribble from the gutter. Let me hear that thing out. I Like when she gets so mad that she sounds like a string caught my vacuum cleaner when she goes I like when she gets so mad that she sounds like a string caught in a vacuum cleaner when she goes maaah maaah

Let me finish please Okay, I have done what I needed to do but I'm not taking the fall for defiling our friendship because I didn't do it and I refuse to be held to the fire for something I did not do To be continued, thank you everyone, it's a wrap I don't know how to re Reese will have a good 25 minutes. Let's measure this is ridiculous. I love it. She used the word to file. She hasn't used that word since. Did you defile my cake? I have to adjudicate the situation at the moment.

I said, I was like, I get it. I get it. This is me. Throw my hands in the air But also waxing on wax off if a window was tilted back towards me. Why get it? I get a window is slowly falling on me, but I'm waxing at the same time because if I'm going to die under the shattered glass Let it be clean glass So back to Emily I'm like oh really I'm so about, where's your good touch, chicken? So she starts chomping on the skewer.

And then time was like, question. Did Heather talk to you at that being concerned? At that show, this relationship. And she was jealous. And Gina didn't have her talk to you at that being concerned. At that show, that's about those two shows. She was like, yeah. And then they goes, what are you whispering, Tamara?

No, they're doing this. Quiet down, slot lock. Now I'm going to read this thing, where they all do start doing soap opera steroth, but they're at two different tables, and they're all in these terrible wigs and outfits. I was dying laughing at this. So Tamara's like, my question is, do you talk about Sarah and the feminist challenge relationships? Yes or no?

Okay, Columbin though, how about this? Did all of you talk about Shannon's relationship? How about that? I'm not going to do this Heather, I'm not, I am not going to do this in this group. I will not do this. Emily's like, you know what, Heather, I'm not, I am not going to do this in this group. I will not do this. Emily's like, you know what Heather, that's not fair. That's not fair. You know what? Stand down. Stand down. Fake Shannon. And Emily's like, her mother's blaming us to deflect from her wrongdoing. But if you go back to the crocs of this and be can with Heather talking about things Shannon and Sheridan with Heather.

And so, Jimmy goes listen, it's just a concern, okay? And Shannon goes, Gina? Gina? Gina? Maaah! Okay, Gina? And Tina's like, I'm the last person in this. I respect your boundaries, okay?

You have the one poking around in my relationship, Shannon. You don't even poke in the random my relationship, Shannon. You don't even gotta warrant. So I really think you should stand down. Because I am not poking. I do not poke unless it's on Facebook, which I believe still has that feature, does it not? No, no, okay, maybe not. So I do not poke at all in fact.

Excuse me, forgiving you to a little wavy hand. Okay, instead of a poke. And she was like, oh really? You stand, Dean. Because you went to Emily concerned about my relationship with triavits. And she goes, oh well, I have the same way otherwise. She was concerned. She was helping up the memory.

Remember, she finished my sentence in Montana. Do we not remember my sentence? It's not that it was concerned, and I was concerned. And she goes, but then why are you yelling at her? If she's concerned, I beg your relationship relationship and then we just get a big long Trying to go you oh my boyfriend a huge fucking apology And she goes your boyfriend owes you a thousand apologies You a thousand apologies apparently from what everyone else is saying,

because we are concerned about you, okay? And like, that's all, and this has nothing to do with me. Well, I'm dressed as you, so I guess in some ways it does have to do with you, because everyone's talking to me, but maybe they think they're talking to you! Ha! Customs! And Gina's really getting Shannon with logic, because first of all, it's shocking. Yeah, that you're allowed to talk out of concern for a relationship that nobody else is.

And then Gina does that boyfriend thing like, well, everybody says you're boyfriend's girl, and she has a stancer with her hands on her hip, just like moving her lips and the music goes, BAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL And then when we are being okay and when we're and when we're we what but but but but but but we're not I've never heard more than when we're not in a good spot Okay, and I am totally in love, which is why I just told the producers that if anyone matches John's name He's gonna dump me so we are totally totally in love We're just doing so and so man Are you kidding me am I gonna get both here these girls are exaggerating? It's like it's like a rat Rat feeding rat feeding friends. That's what it is. A lot of rat-

rat- feeding. It's a rat- feeding frenzy, which I'm unclear if that means it's a bunch of rats, eating something or a bunch of people eating rats. But it could go either way. So, she's like furiously dancing with her arms waving wax on wax. She's like ice skating away from the situation in her glitters. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

well, I hope that you guys in July have conversations about me. Okay, enjoy that and try, goodbye. I'm done, I am glad it. She's fucking out. So she storms off, Shannon storms off, Shannon storms, Shannon storms, bedo her off. And Jen is like, well, well, if she's going through stuff

in confiding and Vicki's like, let it be, as you get older, the less gossip the better. And I hear it's been happening with you, by the way, I'm sorry. She's like, it's been terrible. Thank you so much for saying that. It really has been terrible. But you know, my sister, acknowledging that, I feel so seen right now in this moment, Vicki.

Thank you so much. I've seen Shannon and John together, and they seem very happy. Bless them for trying to survive this group, Vicki. Thank you so much. I've seen Shannon and John together and they seem very happy. Bless them for trying to survive this group. Bless them. Bless them inside. Shannon is still freaking out with Tamarin Emily now. And Emma's like, come down. Cause this is my life. This is my life.

John can't. It's my life. She goes, how did? How did? Cause she's trying to say how dare you, but they cut her off and with this calm down. She goes, how did, how did, how did, because she's trying to say how dare you, but they cut her off and with this calm down. But I needed to say the rest, I had to say the rest of the,

I had to say the, the dare part. No, you don't calm down. So then it had to just like, why is Emily always coming after me? I am done with her. I am done with this poor street urchin. It keeps like, hey there. What happened? What happened? I heard you were telling them something. Everything is my fault. Apparently I'm a Machiavellian.

Okay, does anyone want to clue Gina in on what that word is? Okay, Machiavellian terrible person who just manipulates everyone and has talked about Shannels' relationship for years. Well, you have first of all, that is true. And Vicki's like, well, you know what? Look, it's the vault. The vault is the vault. We don't talk about what's the vault. I have to go, oh, that's right. We just don't talk about it. So back inside, Emily is like, I'm going to say this on the bottom of my large channel. I love you, Shannon. I love him. Emily's very race hit and emotional because she like doesn't love Shannon. So funny. And she had me like, oh really? Well, she said she never said a word to anyone.

Tell what do you think about that? And then I was like, I said shit, line. So now Tamara marches outside just, hey, why are you saying that I didn't say the truth? Why am I getting brought into this? You said why? Why is it? Tamara literally started this entire, really, oh, okay. And I was like, well, why did I get brought into this. You started this entire embryo. Okay. Well, why did I get brought into this? I'm

a working actress. And Tamra says, I haven't said fucking anything except for everything that I've said. And why did you tell her that I'm shit talking? And Heather's like, I didn't say Tamra. I said, evil wench who has passing resemblance to a possum on a dumpster. If you wanna assume that's you, that's on you. And they do give her a 20 minute rewind clip where she's, what that seems to prove what she's saying, right?

It's Heather saying 20 minutes earlier, I'm telling you some of these girls are very specific about you not having a good relationship and that you're hiding it, but she didn't say camera. So inside Shannon and Emily are still going. And Shannon's like, I haven't called you and said anything about my relationship. And Emily goes, well, actually, that's not true. Two years ago.

No, it was a couple of months ago. Okay, I'm going to give you a hint. You went to Harvey Ares and you told me a lot of things and Sam is just making the space like, Oh God, oh Jesus, God, please don't say it. Oh God, well that little weather was that night. But I did go to the front of the restaurant because they with the company that they had been trying to find.

They said it was actually a car friendly. It was like a drive-by. I'm not joking, he's down the waitresses. The plows, because I ordered walk-mulley and said, why would you assume that I wanted chili-cone queso? You stupid stupid. There was a time I lived the decorative poncho by the host of Stan and Fire, because they wouldn't see me fast enough.

But I think there was not the same time. I heard what the time that I put the tablecloth on my head and said, look at me, I'm a nun and I'm sister, a hobby air and then I walked away and then took all the plates off the table and felt that I'd tell her that part. Was it the time that I said David at the bar and I took a flamin' margarita and splashed in his face, which was, splashed him and burned him and they had to call the ambulance and then it turned out it wasn't,

it wasn't David. Was it that time? Was it the time that I opened up the check to pretend I was going to call the ambulance and then it turned out it wasn't it wasn't David Was it that time? What's at the time that I opened up the check to pretend I was gonna pay the bill before John could get to it And I said thank you comma David and I started screaming fuck you I'm in the middle of the restaurant because a waiter had the same name as my ex evil evil ex David be door Was it was it the time that I took the the bowl of tortillas and and just like flung them up the ski ball machine and then turns that I was actually a day in busters to doors down and

thinking me out so you see just the sheer terror on her face of like oh my god what did I tell her there have been so many shit nice it obvious you know she really is she really is like I I thought my story about not having telephone Emily and tears. This was so fucking funny like Shannon literally has no idea and she knows that she's she knows that she's caught me she doesn't know how and so she's so good. Who I am. Who? I'm pretty positive. We have not talked in person in two years. So funny. So she goes, I don't know what I said.

And then I guess, well, from what she's told me, he's not invested in their relationship. And I think he's wasting her time. And I feel like she can do better there. I'll just leave it at that. So then Heather, we cut the Heather and Heather goes, Oh really? Well, Shannon pays for everything. The family dynamic isn't great. He's never slept over. His son lives with him, so she doesn't go over there. And you know what? I don't want to talk about it. She was like, fuck this vault. If I'm going to be accused of opening the vault, I'm gonna really open the vault

so What else is new? So then Vicki is like I will whoop it up. So she's like trying to oh she's opening wine over in the corner And then Shannon's like you guys are making decision on where my relationship goes because he's done Okay, and I'm out. I am done. I don't care. Stop, Emily. I have never, ever loved anyone more and you guys are putting my, you know what? I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to talk them. How about this tomorrow? Because it's our private business and he's going to be furious once he is done drinking his fourth tequila before noon.

He will be so angry. And so she tries to storm off for the fourth time, right? She just keeps storming off and making it like two feet. So then Emily starts doing this thing where now she's screaming and crying. She's like, fake crying. It's going so hard. I mean, I share my private business with my share with you, Shannon. That's the difference. It hurts me that you won't share.

And she goes, my relationship That's the difference. It hurts me that you won't share. It's because my relationship with John is good, except when we get an argument and people get an argument. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and And everyone can talk about my relationship. I am, I'm out done. Done. I don't make me look at that. Please don't make me look irrational. Oh my God, don't make me look at that. I am done. So then she walks off.

She walks off screaming I'm done. And then she walks back and goes, well, my relationship's over. It's give yourself a pat on the back. Okay, now I'm done. Now please don't make me look irrational right now. I am done. I am, you see, I'm, you might as well say to me that please don't make me look irrational right now. I am down, this is, I'm you might as well stand me in a,

please don't make me look irrational. So Emily's now follows her down the driveway. So now Shannon's like down the driveway screaming at people. And Emily's like, no one wants you to be over. I just want people to support you. I want to support you and Rally around you. And Vicki goes, Vicki's there now. And she goes, you don't need to Rally.

She doesn't need to Rally, Emily. She says, you don't want to Rally do you? No, Rally's just stupid. We hate Rally around you and Vicki goes, Vicki's there now and she goes, you don't need Rally. She doesn't need Rally, Emily. She doesn't, you don't want to Rally do you? No, Rally's just stupid. We hate Rally's. Never Rally's. And Emily's like, well, I've been trying to be a friend to Shannon. I'm saying we would be your fucking friend, we would be there for her, we would be your friend, whatever you want. I want to be there for you, mother. And Shannon's like, it's not that bad. You know, I have arguments. I have arguments. It's fine. It's fine. They're laugh. They're You know, I have arguments. I have arguments. It's fine, it's fine. They're fun. They're fun, gentle, lovely arguments.

Okay, fine, shan, it's fine. So she comes, she goes back inside, still pretending to cry, which he's totally not. And then she tells us, she says, well, she wants everything to be perfect and emotional, but John has called her names, and he called her fat and unattractive. And like, that word, I don't even like that word.

It makes my heart, okay, so finally we get it. This is what all this is. John called Shannon Fat, fuck this guy. Are you fucking kidding me? Have you taken, what kind of mirror do you have at home? How dare you, sir, okay? You are current Al Gore. How dare you?

Curred Al Gore, which is a nice plan, where it's because Al Gore started a network called current. But yeah, no, that's absolutely terrible. And I think that like, I feel like Emily knows this and Emily feels like, clearly feels like Shannon's protecting John and she doesn't want Shannon to protect this guy who called her fat because it's so rude. So Emily is back with the others and she's like, I'm always going to be the fucking bad guy

in the situation. And Heather's like, well, you're making me the bad guy in the situation, Emily, which is fine. I love playing villain. Some of my best work as a villain, although as it happens, my pilot was booked on on me being actually the hero so I really have a range is what I'm trying to say well guess what we're all the bad guy now because no you're not getting off that easy saying well no one coming no one comes out clean shana's the good guy we're all that bad guy so then tamara comes to the front door with

shana and vicki and shana's still going off My conversation won't be the topic of my relationship with Emily. I haven't talked to Emily in Genesons 2020. I can show you my bill from MCI. I have not talked to them once, not so ever. And now she's changed it to what now I've talked to them one time since 2020 since Emily just got her, right? So Emily's got proof. So she's like, oh, well, I've only talked to them once. Since 2020.

And because like, okay, so they're just making this up, they're just making this up as what you're saying. She goes, yes, and they're making it sound like I call them all the time. That's what's happening. That is what's happening. Hold on, I've just put dialed somebody. Hello, I don't know who your name is,

but I'm in very much pain right now, and I would appreciate it if you listen to me So Jen's like Emily you are really shaken up right now. Thank you so much for shaking I really just shows your vulnerability Emily's like yeah because I work so fucking hard to this point where Shannon and I are friends and then when you say things that aren't like are Honest it's like I don't know if I have my relationship with Shannon can survive this I'm like well, why are you working so hard to be friends with someone who you're not getting along with

who doesn't seem to like you, and then you think you finally get to a tenuous place, and you can't be honest with them. Like, why, like this is, I mean, obviously Emily is mommy issues of like needing approval or coming to the fore here. I guess so, but they, you know, you betrayed Shannon last year, I don't blame her for not trusting you, and you're not, of course.

You haven't come anywhere in your friendship. If you haven't even hung out or spoken in since 2020, except for being on the show. So give me a break, you know. I do believe that they've spoken. I think that Shannon was just too blasted to remember. Maybe. So yeah, Emma is like, well, she probably

thinks up a trader and you know, at the end of the day, who's gonna be there? Is it gonna be John? Who's it gonna be us? I'm putting money on us and Let's be on a senior noodles So Emily's like yeah, I am Heather is fucking concerned okay, and Heather's really pissed that she just gives her a look So then we go back to Tamer and Shannon and

Tamer's like what it had this idea and Shannon's like well that she's never heard a word of anything and that she's faulted and she said that I've told her a handful of things. Nope, I've not told you a handful of things. I've told you two or three things that have, when I've had a convert to two or three, maybe four things, which is not a handful, that is. So maybe six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six,

six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, I mean, there were large things that, you know, if you were picked them up, they would probably throw out your hand. Wow, it's this, it's, if you were picked them up, they would probably fill out your hand. Wow, it's this. It's my hand, tall. I could see everything in this hand. Not enough stuff to fill up a bag, maybe a hand.

But only four to six, seven, perhaps 10, or 11 or 12, you know, just small things small small to large large large long Conversations, you know, so now Heather comes up and she's I just want to make sure you're okay She's well, I'm not I'm not and what's going on with your marriage? Heather, too well and then we see an e news headline pop-off that says Orange County's Heather DeBros shuts down rumors her her husband, that her husband, Terry cheated. And she had to say, because there's stuff on the internet, which my children read occasionally

on their telethanos about your marriage, Heather Debrose. And she goes, Heather is such a bad liar too, because she just does that thing where she slumps and she waves her hand back and goes, Meh. Meh. Meh. It's not real. I don't know what your daughter Quincy read,

but it's not real. Listen, sweetie. Just because your relationship is no bueno, don't come after mine with dumb lives and rumors, with ridiculous sources online. Ha ha ha. Everything is perfectly fine There's no other reason that I

Forced a quick move to Los Angeles to get the hell away from sluts in Orange County no way at all So Shannon's like well, I'm out you just keep talking about me I'm not so she's doing this whole thing again. So then She's like oh my god, so Heather's like okay, so why isn't she talking about it? You everybody knows that she should talk about it. This is where she's like, oh my gosh. So Heather's like, okay, so why isn't she talking about it? You everybody knows that she should talk about it. And this is where she's going to go, you know what, I don't have affairs. I don't have bad shit. I have arguments that paralyze me.

Guys, everything is fine. We like have, you know, like we love each other so much. Occasionally, we have an argument that utterly paralyzes me But we're fine So that's like okay, we're gonna talk and chanson now Shannon is is leaving again now. She is going down the driveway and Shannon's like You guys just please please stop with the camera. Please stop. I am not a crazy person I may have tracks of hit tracks from here coming out of my wig,

but that's purely Gina Crazi. It is not, I'm not a shadow crazy. I am a normal sane person who has recently survived parallelism. Okay, I mean, parallelism. Paralysis. Paralysis, it's them. So then she goes down the driveway,

then she runs back up the driveway, screaming how crazy she's not, and then she gets right in the producer's face and she's like, We have a normal relationship. Because I don't know if Shannon and John's relationship is normal because I don't know how high compassionate it is on that list with her. But what I do know is my friend Shannon wants worked relationship to work. And when everyone's talking bad about it, she's going to have to

voices in her head. And like, what don't I know? Like, what don't I see? Like, like, what sort of fake cancer might he have? You know, what sort of California office is he going to run for? what don't I know like what don't I see like like what sort of fake cancer might he have you know what sort of California office is he gonna run for I don't know that's what she's thinking about. Vicki she's like she wants to be delusional let's support her and her delusion you know because Vicki's me to that kind of support too and I get it you know sometimes you just do need to support your friends in that but Tamara kisses Kisses, uh, Jen, by, and Shan is marching back to the door into the producer isn't going that's and screaming. Does anybody want to come talk to me? I'm not crazy. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm

normal vice. They paralyze me. And I, I have talked about, I'm back. I have talked about that on camera. Maybe you didn't hear me because I was saying it like this. Oh, oh, oh, I, I, I called that on. You know, I was apparently. Oh. Oh. I called him. I called him. I called him in one time in 2020. Okay. And I have never called them since. Part of that is because I was paralyzed from an argument with John, but I really have not

called him. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Iread sky, Shannon. I don't know. Like, should maybe just go home now and produce her. I'm not paralyzed. The producers are cracking me out because you can tell, Shannon. We've seen Shannon do this to the producer so many times, too, where she gets pissed. She goes and starts yelling at the producers. And they are just staring back at her. Like, okay, they're just like another day at the office, you know. And she's screaming about paralysis.

And she's screaming and then she goes down to the car. So meanwhile Heather pulls Emily aside because she's pissed at her and she's like, you're my friend, Emily, and then we're sitting here tonight. What are you doing, man? Believe me, if I want to spread shit, I could do it. Lately, you're looking for a shit to be pissed at with me and I'm sick of it. I don't like it. And she's right. Emily has decided to come for her to see. And she does a big overhead crap claw. Like so big it can't even fit on the camera here. She's just like, she puts her claw up above

like she's doing like a drone shot with her claw. She's like, believe me, I could have spread shit. Look how high my claw goes. It could have alerted everyone in Orange County and And it has a great vantage point up there. I'm here for so funny about Emily because you've been trying to start fights with me all season. And then we see the clips of Emily start trying to start all these fights with Heather. And then it got to Emily and she goes, you have a point. Yeah, you have to understand how funny it is to start fights with you and how they're just we all have

Conversations and we were all talking about it and then but then it becomes a Heather issue and I understand it I'm a very famous actress. You always want to take down the famous one as a star. I'm used to haters I get it, but seriously, this is not my fault. And it was like, but it's a hather issue because she pulled you and told you, and then Gina is the one of all people who has the largest, you know what? We shouldn't get into semantics, okay?

Shannon vaulted you, you vaulted us, everybody's violating the vaulting, the point is this, unless you have a home that can fit a vault, you shouldn't be worried about it, okay? And in my case, the only thing I can fit in my vault is tomato sauce. And Heather's like, but here's the truth, we're worried about her.

Mm-hmm, we're worried about her. Mm-hmm. And Gina's like, yeah, you know, like I get she's sensitive, but you can't just keep chucking people under the bus who are there trying to help you. So now we see Shannon loading into the car, I know help you So now we see Shannon loading into the car. I know exactly So now we see Shannon loading into the car I said, well, I thought I had a fault with Heather, but guess what no vault. I learned

Valteless and with Vicky still like let's go up it up. Please Well, it's a fucking spectacle And that's it that brings us to the end It's great not to real housewives of Orange County. What a classic episode. The dress-up like each other, the stupid fights, the tamer starting a fight, and then getting away scot-free again, the Shannon leasing it at producers the entire episode just hilarious to me.

I mean, this shit is so funny because it doesn't come across as fake to me at all. Like, I get the, so many situations are set up, but Shannon is just so shanim, you know? She really is. If that's why Shannon's one of the greats. So thank you everyone for being here. And we will catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone.

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