Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

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I'm also on the Roseprix Bachelor Rost, and here I am with the gorgeous talented... Still, I think gorgeous. Let's just stick with gorgeous, most of all. Ben Mandelker, hello. Sure. Hi, thanks. Thanks for emphasizing gorgeous It's it's so nice to feel that way sometimes especially after I had a big bowl of spaghetti carbonara last night Do not make the not do not lean meat feeling gorgeous today. That's for sure Well, does it ever

That's true. I don't think it ever does. It's not a gorgeous pasta, but it is one that feels good. Yeah, it makes your soul feel nice and sluggish and Zostin, you know, it's a good pasta dish. It's just a pesto to you. I have a real carbonara hangover today. That's for sure people. Well, blame Shannon. I will. I will. Sure in some ways her faults. I will share in some way it's her fault 17 hours since you've been in contact with me. Yes, and it's still there causing trouble So today is real housewives of Orange County day before we get into it quick plugs We are gonna be in Seattle next week and it looks like we're gonna be there for the season finale of real housewives of Dallas So should we just call it been?

Is that a what the season finale of Real Housewives of Dallas. So should we just call it Ben? Is that a what? The season finale of Dallas is next week. I think so. I think it's only 13 this year. There's a whole vacation they have to do. Oh, for Christ's sake, we'll never mind. It's still on the next week. Do you want to do it? Sure, let's do it. I love doing Dallas at a live crowd. I love a live Dallas show as well. So next week will be Real Housewives of Dallas in Seattle and then we're going to Nashville the month after, which you know is what we're gonna do. You just never know.

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We're gonna have a little video celebrating those shirts later with the homemade Christmas song So that's that today Here we are with the lovely real housewives of Orange County everyone's worried that Shannon's dead and a ditch or just you know Slippering away in that room with that hope air condition Hotel just melting on the bed like the semi-corps from seven. Just like, yes.

You know, what has happened to Shannon? Where's David's head in the box? So I thought you know. Well, I know what it's saying. I certainly am gluttony. Ha. Because I keep on eating. I'll go out and do it.

Now, this episode is called The Morning After, which cracks me up because there's a movie called The Morning After. And I think as we're at Jane Fondes, killed somebody, but she can't remember what happened the night before. Or is that something else? I thought The Morning After was about what happens after a nuclear, a nuclear like, apocalypse arm again. You love that everything can work with this episode. Yeah, it is. It's a Jane Fonda movie from 1986,

where Raul Julia, back in the Raul Julia, Hadeh, yeah. It was also a 2015 movie that had eight vignettes that are intercut throughout the film They've been yet so about when you wake up next to someone. I don't know. Didn't say nuclear war So I'm just gonna stick with my Jane fond. Well, I wonder why I'm thinking nuclear war. I mean nuclear war Jane fond Vignettes they all work and I'd also like to say there was the day after tomorrow Which was about similar theme the morning after

Which was about basically like title waves and snowstorms taking over the the world. Oh for Christ sake okay so basically today's episode is called Geostorm. It's just like I'm leaving. Indepen of my cell phone. Well Smith isn't gonna tell me what to do. I'm going to send a big planner of salmon stuff with cream cheese up to that spaceship up to the sky and see what they think about that. I don't want to hear any complaints. Will Magida is still married.

God damn it. That's all I wanted. Maybe if Harry Connick Jr. had been more attentive to his wife, he might have survived that movie. Spoiler. Stop spiling me this. I doubt the staff that I really appreciate it. Archie's turn in that movie.

And I appreciate it. Bivicate Fox for saving. Archie can we have that fireball Archie? Oh Lord. So where do we begin today, Ben? In Jamaica, man. Day three. Day three in? In Jamaica, man day three day three in Jamaica Jamaica, man. So we're we're back with the whole gang minus Shannon. They're at that like

Little cafe upstairs from their rope swing place. They're the same place and we see Tamar to that same bitch move over again Where she goes? Wait, totally matching. All right, Shana So mean All right, Shanna. It's so mean. Oh my god, we're missing the passive aggressive behavior and someone trying to betray the adds effect. Shanna, let's press it back. And then on the screen, it says 15 hours since contact with Shannon. They're acting as if she's like the Mars rover and has gone rogue. It's actually 17 hours.

No, it starts off as 15 and then it's 17. Yeah, I tried it. I tried it. It's like there are like engineers in Houston right now trying to make contact with Shannon. Like... This is Earth to Shannon. Please send a transmission. Let us know if you have encountered any issues on the red planet.

I thought this planet was made of cheese. That's the moon, ma'am. Dammit! Goddamn it! I don't know why Vicky Gumball's union sits on going on vacations to Mars. This is not a resort. This is a last resort if you ask me. Vicky declares war on Mars by twerking. They misunderstand, they misunderstand, just blow up Earth. An entire planet, I don't see one bar and I'm talking about a Mars bar.

Now, they're on something called Mystic Mountain, which I thought was very fitting because another movie, Mystic River, was about missing kids and stuff. It's another very sad movie. It's like Shannon. Everyone's just trying to find Shannon, you know, Shannon is kind of the mystic river of this group. She's you know, and the best part of that Shannon is totally what's her name? Marsha Gaye Harden in that movie. You know that like

At some point Shannon is gonna be like running around a Parade, you like David, David, David, where's David? David, David, David. And Laura Lynn is just going to stay out here from a window just happily. Okay, so let's see. Vicki's like, oh my god, hope chat is okay because I don't say anybody said, anybody, especially people without insurance. Waitress, I'd like to order these some serious things. So Kelly's like, I'm scared to talk to her. I don't even want to talk to her. I'm scared.

And Tamer's like, I'm scared of her. And then Tamer's like, I want to be a fashat in during this hard time. I'm like, that's hard time that you have no exacerbated slash created. Yeah, that you've caused. Yeah, you see, you like gossiped about Shannon to all the people that she's not getting along with. And now you agitated her. And now you're like sad that she's pushed you away.

Okay. Yeah, you're really sad. So, Tamara's like, can you track a good, and Vic is like, oh my god, I did that by accident. It was an accidental twerk. I don't twerk. I'm 50. I'll track accident, that'll twerk. I don't twerk, I'm 50. I don't twerk, 50 arrows don't twerk.

So what someone tells TV, I said that, that'd be great. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Gene, I mean, while she's like, honestly, like, I just wanna go and have fun. I'm sick of talking about Shannon. Let's go have fun and do something fun, like talk about my divorce instead.

Have a, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Real, real barrel of fun over there. Urgina, real barrel of fun. Thanks. Yeah, finally we can move on in what we can keep you to do, which is not talk about Shannon.

I'm so glad to not talk about Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. I love Molly Shannon. I'm 50, 50 years old, just kidding. You know what I want to see that new movie with Michael Shannon? I love Molly Shannon. I'm 50, 50 years old, just kidding. You know what I want to see that new movie with Michael Shannon. So they go to this like terrifying river. It's Gina, of course. Gina, I like that they just let Gina explain everywhere they're going. She's like, let's go to the river. She's buried like

observational in a not interesting way. There's this big river and there's what a going down it only goes in one direction because that's the current and there's trees on the side and there's river banks because you can't have a river without river banks are like okay thanks for the insights. Rivers were a thing. So they get to the river and there's a big warning sign that says lippery win wet and I was like, no, don't worry about it. Yeah, so, so I don't know who came up this idea. It sounds like it was Kelly who came up with it. She's like, I researched this waterfall and they have to climb up the waterfall,

which is kind of hilarious because it's like in case no one on this cast has received a twisted ankle yet, let's just like make sure we cover our bases. This is like twisted ankle paradise. No kidding, let's get a hip. Yeah, the previous one is like, yeah, we've got two people off of like little roly scooters now. Who else can we get?

The secret sponsor of the season is like the little roly scooter man. I think that I think it is. Because we get to see a montage of the women like hurting themselves all season long. The rope scores when Vicki just spontaneously falls off a bench. Two various other tumbles and prep falls. Yeah, it's just her falling dead. It's a Vicki falling down at golf, Vicki falling down really everywhere they go. You know, yeah, and when you're in a season where Shannon's the most negative one down at golf, Vicky falling down, really everywhere they go. You know, and when you're in a season where Shannon's the most negative one, and you've got Vicky next to you, who's like,

oh my god, Cher, who would you do that to me? Who would you do that to me? How's that supposed to do that? That was there. Ow, ow, ow. Oh, ow. My favorite when they were doing the trust exercises on the ropes course, which actually healed everybody's relationship, which is hilarious.

But they do it, they did that ropes course and then Shannon was supposed to be Vicki's trust rope or whatever and almost broke her finger and Vicki's like, oh my finger, shit it! I never saw a fingertip more excited to possibly leave a body as I get finally happening. I'm free. It's like, it's like animating itself off. It's like things it's finally going to start a new life. The new body. So yeah, so we see that montage, we find out that Tamara can't do the waterfall because she has her foot issue, et cetera. So

the rest of the women, they get going on this waterfall and Vicki's like, eh, well, okay, if this waterfall is against everything I believe, I'm just imagining Vicki explaining her thoughts on waterfalls and what she believes about them. I'm against waterfall marriage, okay. Jesus would never do this. I think we have to put up a wall against this waterfall.

I'm literally chasing a waterfall. To be waterfall coming into this country. You know what? Double the waterfall. Double the waterfall. Okay. You know what? You don't want to buy a waterfall. I'm telling you that right now.

All of waterfalls lives matter. That's what I believe in. She just says very backwards views on waterfalls. Yeah. So Kelly's boobs come popping out. They basically just climb this waterfall. Yeah, Emily falls over like 10 times. Very ungraceful fall or over.

And poor Vicki, I mean, they have to like haul this lady up the wall. This is not a woman who is meant to go up a waterfall. She's right, it is against everything she believes in like gravity, et cetera, you know. Yeah, yeah. She's like, oh my god, next year can they tell me, Tate, so is she real? So they, yeah, and Tamer is just walking up the side path, screaming like a construction worker. So now they're driving back. They get to the top of the water, probably take a photo. They're excited. And now they drive back to the resort. And now we see that it now it's 17 hours since contact with Shannon. The Mars rover has still remained in the darkness. We do not know if it has broken down in a ditch or if an alien has come and torn to shreds. Yeah, they're like we still haven't a cot sight of the bedor, but we do see through our microscope on Mars that aliens are throwing off

Sam and filled with cream cheese. I'm not really sure what that means. It seems that in Mars' low gravitational field that there is a salmon stuff with cream cheese floating by our one remaining camera that works. Not sure if aliens are even real, but we are sure of is that Mars has rejected the entire QVC line of sandwiches. So, okay, that's that on the previous Oh wait wait what's this it looks like is this is this an incoming vessel? No, it's actually just a tortilla chip that got very close to our camera They're coming they're coming it's a garden burger. It's a very very dry garden bird. Oh no, it looks oh no It's's Nash Roy storm. Oh god. Oh god. Ashford. Oh, I'm sorry It is actually some quinoa floating by nice to see a stingray. It's a Pashmina

Pashmina on the salmon. Oh, is that a is that a wheel from the rope? No, no, no, it's just a broken spin machine I'm at bat spats God machine. Be kind of bats bats. Oh God. Okay. So the van, they're back in the van and Gina, you know, Captain Obvious back there. It's like, that was really fun. Like, what? How are you pronouncing fun fun? Okay. Where are you from? Just making this accent at this point. She her accent is really out of control even for New Yorker like that is Yes, it is it is now faked. It is a fake accent. I believe Now it's fun. So they they're back in their new villa now and Vicki is worried

So she wants to call Shannon. so first she calls like the hotel operator. He's like, this is Vicki Gubbison. I am calling because I need to have Shannon Bedouard's residence please. So they connect her and by the way they're all wearing these stupid red stripe hats backwards. Did you notice that? No, I did not. I don't know. I was embarrassed for that brand.

I was like, this is when the beer dies. No more red stripe. It's over. Mata, make America shatter again. Yes. Mata. So, yeah. So Vicki is trying to connect with Shannon. She's not answering. And Kelly is now like working herself up. She's like, you know what? This is rude.

I'm beside myself. This is rude. This is beyond rude. This is not entry your friend. We care about her Thank you so to suicide myself. Thank you My god to Kelly sitting beside each other Point and counterpoint point point point. Canterfoyne and another point. There are people in the project. Okay you win. Yeah that's her that's her big point. I did not answer the phone when there are people in the projects.

Do you know what I said? Do you know what I said? People in the projects would want to eat phones? That's the only thing that's more rude than this is having to sit to get stupid musical theater again. Oh, that's a little bit. Dorks. Dorks. Mm-hmm. And Gina's still in the corner and being like, I just want her to get to know me whatever.

It's like, okay. Oh my god, here we are. I'm so glad we don't quite talk about Shannon, who still doesn't want to get to know me. I didn't think it was a big deal, but apparently it's a big deal with Shannon, who I'm so sick of talking to be out. Okay. Meanwhile, Vicki then decides to call Shannon's cell phone,

which is a little smarter. So she calls the cell phone and she's like, oh, hi, hi. Hello, who's this? Who's this? Hello. Hello, this is I start charities. Me while the guy in NASA with the Milhawk is like cheering. Yes, we made contact. Ladies and gentlemen, the Shannon Bedouard Rover.

Bedouard Rover is back online. Congratulations, everyone. Job well done. Sam, I'm keep running away from you, Becky. You don't want to know what I saw here, Becky. Unchanged. Sam, Penis, the only man up here, Becky. Becky, what are my eyeballs now, Gl glows blue. I don't know why. I fell into a crater, but it keeps saying it, sorry.

I don't know if I'm human. I don't do a crater and it keeps saying I'm sorry. I don't even understand that. Because she wants everybody to do a apologize there. I've been communicating with various neerites and Mars formations. If you do find water on Mars, I have bad news. That's just my tears. Oh, God.

So because I become like, I become like over and over and over. Well, you do that with the weather channel. It doesn't mean that it forgives you either of the key. So Shannon's like, whoa, half this overwhelming concern for my well-being is kind of a joke. I mean, I wanted to have fun. Don't you remember I said a fun shunning?

I did enough fun. Plus I, and now I'm in the fetal position going up and forth on my iPhone. We sold two dinners, and they were both returned within two minutes. I've been nothing but fun on this expedition to Mars. Nothing but fun. Every single marshal here can attest to that. Every single one of them. You kept saying meet you at the beach. There is no beach here, Vicki! I did run into Matt Damon though. That was nice. So let's see here. So show. Thank you so much.

Well, that was a bit as a tattoo. Okay, it was a bit as a tattoo like make you not have like that. Okay, so you got to come to dinner. Well, it's funny, don't it. I got a new room right by the dinner table. So I suppose I'll be there. Yeah. I will. I will.

I am. Listen, I am working on being less reactive, but I reacted. I'm like a metal bowl in a microwave. You should know not to put me in the microwave. However, you can put your salmon in the microwave. Kill the cream cheese as delicious. Ha.

So Shannon's like, I'm acting like many, many, many, many. Not only me, because that is me realizing that the entire world isn't just full of other Shannon's who have gone through it before us. So I just understand that everyone has things on their plate. But I have lost a lot of my bone density amars. Okay. I just love that Shannon got her own room and then she was like, um, can I please have that by the dinner table for the crazy twerking white ladies? That would be great. Yeah, exactly. So now everyone starts arriving at dinner and they're making it seem like it's an international summit. You know, they're like arriving one at a time.

And Vicki shows up at Shannon's villa and Vicki's like, she's just having a pity potty. She's like a waterfall. It's like against everything I believe in. You know what I'm saying? I need to talk to her. I need to talk to her. So she goes over to Shannon's place and she's like,

oh my god, Shannon, it's you. You got back so quick. And Shannon's like, Vicki Vicki Vicki I am the kind of person that needs to process when I get upset because I was very hurt I was very very hurt by that dinner I was like okay, okay, she's got her hair in a pepperon style which is very scary Okay, nothing is gonna come of this Yeah, she's yeah, she's saying that you know, that, you know, that she was horny. Like, even you, Vicki, even you, Vicki, gumbass and came from me last night. You had words to say, and Vicki's like, well, you know, when books and I broke up,

no one called me, I thought abandoned that hurt my feelings, that are my feelings. Did you hear Shanley do that? I started talking over her like, because she's not going to take her victim crap today, you know, they've already had it. So she's like, I don't want you to go sideways. I'm not sideways, I'm done with sideways. We have gravity here. Why does everyone keep getting these two planets confused okay second are we on zero crap are we I'm sorry I'm sorry David I can't do that imagine a measure Shannon's how from two thousand space Odyssey David

David are you trying to go out of the airlock David I'm sorry David I can't I can't help you do that David David David David just Just a supercomputer that's just harassing that or not. Well, you hurt me, David. It's like, uh, we've got an emergency here. Yes, an emergency of my heart that has been hurt. It's time for commercial. It's time for celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or

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So now at the table, the other women have arrived. They're waiting for Vicki and Shannon in terms like Bigger had to pick up Shannon, you know just being like a total mean girl, you know Tamro mm-hmm. So um so Shannon is Jen starts saying like that. She's like, you know You made a sound like I'm a bad friend who cries every night and make it all about me, but guess what? News flash. I'm excited to about my life. I'm to the moon.

Technically tomorrow is actually. It's actually very, very excited. Don't tell me I'm crying every night because I am not crying. Look at me. Look at me not crying. It's night. It's night time. Okay.

My button. My button is when you tell me I say or do something that I don't do. My other button is when you tell me the salmon is done and ready for dinner. My other button never my tamer lost your belly button and being in a moment of silence. Oh my god, I'm crying. Damn it. I'm doing it again. My fourth button was an e-check button which unfortunately I did not press before I landed on Mars and we all know what happened there Because like really did really did she like it is real So then Kelly back at the table. She's like, you know what this is like

It's like when you have children and you're on vacation and you're like, where are you? And then they don't write back and you're like, whatever have another dream And you're like, where are you? And then they don't write back. And you're like, whatever, have another dream. But then they still don't respond. And you're like, what? And then you pass the billboard and find out there in the Jamaican version

of Little Orphanany. You're like, what? You get a no-flawy. You get panic. You get mad. You get kind of horny. And you get angry. You get a little hungry.

And then you're like, where am I? And then you're like, why am I like doing these ways again? And then you got a plane. And you're like, oh yeah, my kid hungry and then you're like where am I and then you're like why like doing these ways again And they got a plane and you're like oh, yeah my kid and you're like laughing cuz you're like you left my kid I left my kid in Jamaica and you're like oh I'm alone you do the whole thing and they're like oh my god, but you're always back there like what? Then you're in jail because you got kicked out of the local version of wicked for screaming When your kid came out Oh, the Deeds go unpunished

Oh, no good Deeds, stupid musical theater Oh! She's like, it's ironic that Janitsa Rude Cause she went to Catillianna Oh! She's temper is like, is that a new super market?

I went to Catillians and I got half off my onions so Shannon and Vicki start What's going on why you so what's up? What what why did you drift away from the podcast? Where are you like like knocking sound? No? My fan was blowing my ribbon curtain and all the beads kept hitting my stove and I was like oh my god I'm up already Door fixed so Shannon so Shannon and Vicki

Walked to the dinner table and Kelly's like well, thanks for finally coming. I've been calling you Thank you for that Oh, thank you for that. Kelly, thank you. I said, what? You have no idea how worried we were. We twerked on a waterfall. Wow, that sounds devastating. I'm so sorry about that.

You're the least manners. You really do. It was harmful, Shannon. It hurtful. Well, I apologize I guess no one wants to know what sort of interstellar mission I went on, but that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. So they ordered and I just thought it was really funny. Cassandra, guess. I'll have chilled soup. The less flavor the better. So, Shannon is giving everyone death stairs, but she is calm and she is saying she's sorry

over and over. Now she's doing it in that way, like when you're in the elevator and the doors are closing, some asshole runs in and puts his hand in and gets himself in there in the last minute, and then you apologize to him, you know, even though he's the asshole. So she's like, I never do that, by the way. Sorry. I hate when people do it. Well, I don't hate it when you're there's like one elevator, but I hate it when there's like five elevators and they're constantly opening and someone has to jump into yours. Like, oh, you couldn't wait 30 seconds. I know. I realized that important. But I also, I also wish the door open and door closed symbols were a little clearer

because there are sometimes when I do feel bad, I see someone running towards the elevator and it's just me and they see me and I go to try to like stop to open up the doors and I go to the door open button and I can't tell which button it is and I just want to like sort of freezing and then it closes and I look like a dick.

Like they need to make it like more apparent because it's like, it's confusing. Well, here's what you need to do. Do what I do. And you go into the elevator, immediately start staring down at your phone. And then if someone starts running and screaming, hold it, hold it. Just pretend you have your bedside. I heard that this may be wrong. I think I was told that in China or in Japan, the custom

and elevators that when you walk in, you like to face the wall. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think that's a great custom. Do you face the wall? That's what I heard. That's so odd. You should be sorry. It's like Kelly. You're rooting the elevator in you. So Kelly is like, she's still going on. And she has like, well, sorry, cold soup coming, get over it.

So let's see, they're all staring at Shannon now. And Shannon's drinking a pink drink right now. She always starts with the pink one and then moves on to the marty, which is like so opposite of everybody else in life. She's like, I'll start light. All right, bring on the big guns, but she starts with this little pink drink with her pinky in the air and She's like, wow I would just like to address the delicious locality salmon in the room

I like to dress. I like to dress the elephant in the room and no that was not a microaggression towards you, Emily. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-d a future Juzal in the room or Gizal in the room after it follows the Shannin Bador QVC diet. I would like to thank you all for giving me the time and space and wasting all of my minutes with your goddamn coat. Because I am the person who needs to take a step back after she has been so viciously betrayed and and judged and dinner. After last night, I am hurt and I need to process the conversations we had. Just think of me as a computer from 1987 that takes about three days to process the simplest input. Thank you. There is a junk storm coming.

There is a set it. I have to think of any space warnings. I have to think of myself as a super computer, but unfortunately, I'm a super computer from 1968, and I involve backing tubes. So, please be patient. You guys were a real pain in the asteroid. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yes! Uh, so she's like, Okay, I'm taking a startup list of whoever would like to apologize first and we can get to that later,

one by one in my room. But for now, I would like to drink a pink drink and watch you all look very sad about betraying me. Yeah, so Gina's like, listen, honestly, I was just trying to be a friend. That's the all I want is be a friend. And Jen is like, I apologize. I, you know, I just, I have so much on my plate and I understand you, we all have so much on our plates, but I specifically have a small plate with lots of food on it. Have you ever tried putting a porterhouse on a little saucer? That's my life, okay. And for me, and my life, this is more than I've ever had on my plate.

Yeah, but Shannon, you say things are going on and we support you, but it's not reciprocated. Well, that is a fair criticism, Dumbbell, and I apologize for that. Now I know you want me to ask about your plate, but why would a William Sonoma ask about a disposable paper plate? Just ask. This question. Would you like my champagne flute to talk to your solo cup? Little one? It's not going to happen.

And so she's like, then she talks to, she sort of like has a breakthrough in Gina. She's like, no, with you Gina, I had a hard time hearing that you're going to a divorce and you're still attracted to her husband and you still your best friend because, because that's what I wanted, that's what I wanted for David. And the next thing I know were off to Mars and he cuts himself loose and just flies off to space and gives his rings this adorn. I'm not about that. It's like, I like appreciate that Thank you. Look, I'm the same as so perfect. It's like hard like here

We go to the souvenir shop and that was like all thing me and man that was a thing We used to go to souvenir shop and we got ornaments Every vacation like I put on a I was even wearing a bikini in there And that was like all thing and it's my joy. It's my bikini ornament from a thrift store You're from a souvenir shop journey, and I wanted to be respected for you now Yeah, you know when I was walking down to the beach yet just just now, there was like one of those things like a garbage can but it had an aftray on top of it. And I was like, that was all thing.

We would always like on vacation, we would stop and smoke a cigarette and put it down in the aftray above the garbage. And that was like our thing. And now I want to walk by that. It's like, not that was thing anymore, you know? And a shana's like, wow, this is all fascinating. And she's just squinting out. Or, you know, Shannon does that squint. Like, I tried listening to you and you're making it very difficult, Miss

30 year old. So, she was like, when it comes to you, I promise. Just try and let me in. Let me in. Shannon's like, I'm not a try and let me in. Let me in. Jan is like, I'm not a person that lets people in. So kindly, just go to the next house. What are you gonna protest me for not having candy? A little trick or treater? Go in the house! This spaceship has room for one and only one.

So yeah, Tamra to us goes, wow, it's got you I apologize to them because they never I can't stop but thinking with my belly button Also, where's my brother? She say yes to me going up to her make a thing So now all these dishes arrive and I thought. So now all of these dishes arrive and they're like allegedly some cauliflower soup arrives

and they're like, oh, let's try the cauliflower soup and they're all chasing it out of this little shocked glass. And Shannon has this look on her eye. Apparently it's like, what they find out very quickly is it's not cauliflower soup. It's all salad dressing at the big shots up because God forbid they actually sniff what they drink. And so they're like, oh my God, it's salad dressing. And they cut the Shannon and she has that look on her face. Like she just wants to say, who, who? But she's

not saying anything at all. She's like, salad dressing. Who would replace the soup with salad dressing? That's extra calories. There is a conspiracy here in Jamaica, Mom. No, Mom. When is that going to become popular? No, Mom. Well, I will copy wearing my jams today. I am out at the spirit. Did you notice that Vicki was looking at the salad dressing and she like reaches over together.

And then one of those ads pops up below the screen. It slides right under Vicki. Right when it cuts to Vicki, it slides on. And it's the Grinch. Yeah, I died. Okay. That was perfect. Thank you. I saw that you put that on. What? Beautiful ad placement, Bravo. I saw that you put that on our IG and I definitely laughed about that.

That was hilarious. What do you think I bet to Ruin Christmas? I didn't. Here's what I'm saying. If you don't have Christmas insurance, I could ruin it. Like Vicky ruins Christmas and it still charges you for the insurance. In case of an interest in Christmas. Yeah, insurance.

So, I'm going to have to do that. I Vicky ruins Christmas and then still charges you for the insurance. In case of the insurance. So the next day, Juno's getting into some George. She's like, oh my god, these George are getting harder to put on every single day. And that was sort of a thing that man I would put on George be easily. And now I can't put them on easily. It's sort of a thing. So, and then Shannon's just like sitting around having egg whites and she's like, I'm reaching out to Tamra because I am a communicator

with a 70-hour lag, I understandably, but I am a communicator. Friends have ups and downs and that's how you move forward. You go up, down, you get betrayed. Then you go up, come down and you're betrayed again at some point You're just gonna go on a loop and then you get betrayed on the slope So Tamra's to she's like Tamra I would I know that you've been dying to come over to my apartment to apologize I am sitting on the apology couch. So come feel free to come whatever you want and Tamra's like I don't have time batch. If you have time, have time money you come over here to buy a pot you got batch Well dear the new Shannon high-well walk in the sign

to Tamer's apology couch Yeah Yes, and so we have this like Tamer Shannon summit and Then Kelly of course interrupt it she like sort of flops through and they're like well we should we'll wait for Kelly could you please excuse yourself and you're big floppy hat yes I'm talking to you yes yes no I know this is not good to be inappropriate please just go Kelly please. Well she has to do it say sorry okay like you can only be sat for your soul for a little amount of time

Because and then everyone's gonna feel sorry for you, but the only time the reality is you have a really amazing life She's like well, I don't have a chandelier anymore, so I'm not sure your theory it still holds up It's hard to talk to a woman in a 90 that is open to her belly button but I will take it into consideration because this is the new improved not yelling shanning now get out of my house. Here I shanning my door killed by the tough cushions on this apology couch I am not comfortable camera thing I'm not so so now it starts yes sh So Shannon's like, wow, because Shannon really is just expecting the topology right? So Tamara's just staring at her like,

so she starts. She's like, wow, I am still reeling from that dinner. Huh? Yeah. Whoa. Wow. Real. There are clearly some underlying issues that you have with me.

Clearly. And Tim was like, none of that's not. I'm like, how do you you have been bitching about Shannon all season long and then she says, well, there's clearly some underlying issues and you're like, none of that's not. It was just your reaction to what you said, which is why I got to the place that it was. Like, don't you think that her reaction getting it to the place that it was. Like, don't you think that her reaction, getting it to the place that it was, is an indication of underlying issues.

You stupid lady. Yeah, that you started. Yeah. So she's like, oh, I'm trying to tell you to help you then from what I've gone through. Do you want to get a rest? Do you want to get a rest, patch? So then we cut over to Kelly and Emily and Gina who were in the other

apartment and Emily's like, well, I guess we're going to wait around again. Cheese. And she's like, here we go again. Shannon, but to what hour we should be to be right now, which is what I always told Matt while we were here too. Sam was like, Hey guys, I've got a good thing. I can cheer us up. Let me tell you about my mom. I'm not a doctor But I see a lot of parallels between Shannon and my mom and my mom at his shoes and cuz I choose me And it's just me and it yeah, she's manic and I grew up with no dad and my mom and mom had depression issues And I was wondering how to dress my mom and if we need money, I was gonna go and get it

It was like actually like legitimately very very very sad and right on brand for Emily. Sadness. Just sadness. So she was sobbing because you know her mom depression and all that which was really sad and she was like, did you not hear the party about having fun. I mean granted this didn't have anything to do with Shannon Which I'm thankful for Bustel Did you ever get your mom and ornament that might have fixed things because that was like all thing like me and me

Out we get ornament all the time maybe that would maybe you should have done them with your mom Maybe have you thought about it now? So I'm like well, I just really hope that Shannon can get help so she doesn't become my mom. Which, you know, look, I get to your mom asked to press in. The whole story is really sad. I'm not going to make fun of somebody for a story like that. But you're kind of projecting that. It's like you're projecting that on to somebody else so you can talk about issues. I'm not saying that Shannon doesn't need all the things that you guys are saying, but I don't know. You're stressed. It's funny that the Sun are be depressed about her goddamn divorce. I say be depressed

all you want. Have whatever if you have mental issues or if you don't have, whatever there are, but there are certain boundaries. Like, don't yell at me at the dinner table. You know. It's funny that it's funny that Emily is saying this stuff that it is, it does seem like she might be projecting onto Shannon. when Shannon got into trouble for allegedly projecting her shit with David onto Emily or like her this season, Emily and Shane. So it is kind of funny. I mean, I personally think they both were right.

I think that probably, and it does have some tendencies that remind Emily of her mom, and I'm sure she has tendencies that remind Shannon of David. And you know what, that's okay to say. It's really okay. But either way, oddly enough, by the way, I am finding myself really enjoying Emily. I'm surprised. I've like, I've really grown to like her in a weird way.

I mean, she's not like full of lots of personality, but I feel like there's like layers there, and she just needs to let her bitch flower bloom. Like I feel like if we give her a second season, I think she could become a huge bitch, which would would be she'd be like a really good bitch you know I think this season she's just like a little timid because she hasn't been welcomed yet. Timid they had to hold her back screaming oh fucking kill you that was like a sneak preview for next season you know like next season she turned when she like had a mini turn on Gina and she was like yeah, of course we're always talking about my husband because yours isn't around. She's like,

um, excuse you. He was at the hallmokstore getting me an ornament. So I think Emily is like fully going after Shannon on Twitter, which is really funny to watch. Every time Shannon says something, she's like, don't you have a bathroom to go cry in? I think Emily has upside believe it or not. I feel like she's like not like, she's not the most dynamic person on screen, but I feel like we can get it out of her for season two. I say give her, we're giving Candace on Potomac and other shot, give it to Emily too.

Yeah, I like both the new ones just fine. I mean, just fine. So Tam, so Tam, meanwhile like both the new ones just fine. I mean yeah, just fine. So Tim so Timmer me Well back to the Shannon Tamer's summit Tamer's like listen Shannon's I don't want to be screamed and yelled at Which of course is funny because Tamer's like the queen screamer and yell her at her and Shannon's like I don't either I do not want that and I'm in like I talked to me the other that your cats are best accent. And the job's like, and what did I accuse you of? Missy Miss non 30 year old. I said it. We never

well see the joke. How does that sound go again? Can you? Why say the hockey pocket shabbans? N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- That's memory, son. Damn it. That's memory. You just said it was memory. Which one is it? She would do.

That would be her like Queen of Walls A to joke theme song as memory. Queen of Walls A to joke! No, shadow. theme song is memory. I mean, while seated chalk! No shadow, no shadow. No, that's not it. That's it. Nice from truck. I swear that's a good humor truck. And I know, because I'm full of good humor.

Fun shadow is here. So she's like, flush shadow and all I mean, Tamra, all I was saying was that you were stirring the pot, tamra, stirring the pot. Tamra. Stirring the pot. She goes, uh, there they are. Well, am I stirring the pot, man? You know, my husband has messing hot pot that's batch, okay? He needed a batchy act to me.

And I still got all the play in the Philadelphia where they make creatures, which is what causes batchy of have to end the first match. And Shannon just goes, well, I am sorry you feel that way. Which is like so wonderfully like understated and ungiving. She was like, she was not going to give a true apology. And Tim was like,

that's a shitty ass apology. But I loved it because I love when I love a non-apology for Tamara because she doesn't really deserve one Okay, yeah, Tamara doesn't deserve an apology get your own fucking storyline and stop using your husband's Steph every fucking chance you get give me a break. You're always like well He's died. He's on his deathbed, but like here you are in Jamaica. He's on his deathbed But I still have time to come undermine you in Philadelphia Yeah, and she has like well, well, Tamer

I'm sorry. It's a semantics game at this point. A semantics game. Oh, shut up. You don't know anything about salmon Some antics don't come in Jewish Look all I'm saying is that you're anti semantics, okay? I Feel like that's bad. So but the thing is this is that, um, what I was going to say about that. So here, I mean, like, let's not forget what happened here, which is that Tamra has been harboring feelings about Shannon, which I think those feelings are actually like, they're probably, they're probably valid of Tamra's feelings. They were of the more valid type.

She complains to everyone about them. It gets back to Shannon. They talk it out. They squash it. But Tamara continues to talk about it. She talks about it's Gina. She talks about Emily on the beach. She goes on the raft. She talks about it with Kelly. She tells it to everyone. So finally, you know, there's this confrontation at dinner and Gina's like, well, you're not a good friend's camera. And then she has like, is that true Tamara? And Tamara instead of saying like, no, no, you're a good friend's camera and then she has like is that true Tamra and Tamra instead of saying like no No, no, you're a great friend

But I had what they are thinking is X Y and Z and said she goes ah Fuck me. So yeah, you deserve to get yelled at Tamra because you did stir the pot Yeah, and I was proud of Shannon for actually having it together to say this so clearly Because Tamra was really doing the typical Tamra thing where she's trying to Drive Shannon off the ledge, you know, she's like, oh, baby, you're not yelling at me bitch! I'm like, okay, now you're the one who's yelling, like, you're obviously just trying to make her crazy right now. And Shannon stayed calm, which is very rare. We don't see that very often in the wild. So she's very, very calm. And then she's like, well, you know, it's that the other day when you have the chance to say, and that was making Tamara crazier and crazier. And it was nice to see this all being used back against Tamara. Well, because it goes, you know, they, they, they, they, they are sort

of like very inverse personalities. If Shannon's blindsided by something, she loses her shit. If she is anticipating something she can remain calm. And by the way, when Shannon loses her shit, Tamer is very calm because she loves watching it. But then when Shannon is like anticipates a situation and can brace for it and can emotionally prepare like this interaction, she stays calm and that drives Tamer enough

because Tamer wants Shannon to be crazy. So that's basically what's happening here. And she's like, here cheers me up, Sam. You need to go on meds. Carrie's like that. Carrie's happening here. And she's like, yeah, cheers me of saying you need to go on meds. Curry said that. Curry said that. And she was like, okay. So Shannon, Shannon, Shannon says, Shannon goes, you know what? Gina says I'm not a good friend to you. And you didn't shut it down. And term is like, that's not me saying anything to Gina. That's her observation. I'm like, it's her observation based on what you told her. On the beach we saw it.

Yeah. And then she's like, so you're saying that after that conversation we had in that flower shop where we had twin broken ankles, remember you're on the rolly things, wasn't that fun? So you're saying that conversation where I apologized over and over again. She goes, yeah, that's ever since that, everything's been perfect.

It's been fun, just are you sure that you are saying that our friendship has been fine ever since that wonderful day where we put miracle grow between our toes and our ankle stilt better for five minutes. Yeah, yeah. Okay, then great. Not we have this use against you next week. Can we also agree that basically the person trying to drive a wedge in between us is Gina. Gina is the problem here, right? That's what I thought they were going to with this.

I'm not sure if that's really where it went. But when I was watching it, I was like, oh, for sure, they are just going to shove everything to the side and blame Gina for causing the problems. Well, Gina has caused a lot of problems. So I don't blame it. But Tamara, I mean, there's no way that Tamer is get away with all this you know eventually someone's gonna watch the show You know, yeah, and that's what he says later, but basically they're they all decide to just drop it because Shannon and Kelly are like

Love you love your badge and they decide to just hug it out and get on with it So they're going over to the healing water and Kelly's, Shannon used to be dipped in this sit round the bitch. And then they just start having fun. Then they go to the beach. Yeah. And so basically the legacy cast members are at the beach hanging out and Gina and Emily are by themselves and they you know to just sing Gina was getting annoyed because And I can actually understand it because it's been all day yesterday being like shannon-shannon-shannon Oh my god, it's one of the shannon all this drama and then today they're just like oh happy and fine, you know Yeah, but she doesn't want her whole trip to be about Shannon and now Shannon's my since this is annoying

Yeah So anyways, so the so like the like Shannon Vicki Tamer and Kelly they go into they go into the waters They're in the they're in the they're in the ocean peeing everywhere on every poor starfish that's out there except for Except for Shannon Shannon did not be which I applaud except for Shannon, Shannon did not be. Which I applaud. Although I'm sure those fish have seen much worse. But meanwhile, Emily and Gina go off

to order some food and drinks. And they're just sitting there, the two of them, and they're talking, you know, all of a sudden, Gina's mom calls up. I'm like, hi. Oh, hi, mom. Hi. Hi, Susan.

It's me. It's Emily. Hi. Hi, mom. Oh, my mom says hi. She says she's having another saying Grilla. That's multi-layered. She loves it She's having the best time. Oh my god, mom mom. So we're in the we're in the world by the beach having a great time We're in Jamaica. Yeah, mom. Anyway, bye. Isn't my mom the best I was gonna go my mom so it becomes another mom crying story. And I just wrote, there's too many emotions here on board. Yeah. And then yeah, because basically Emily

is triggered. It reminds her of her mom and wish she wished her mom would call she wished her mom had a she wish she had a relationship like that with her mom and she wished that with her her daughter would answer the phone the same way that she would for her mom and everything. And Gina just sits there and goes, that's sad. That's sad. Yeah, you're going to be like that for you to order that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So then we cut back to Tamra and the girls.

Did you know that the Tamra said to the waiter? I really like a chickpewn. What's that mean? I did notice that. What the fuck does that mean? I think it was a waitress. Yeah, it was a waitress. I think it was Timer's way of building a bridge.

So I like your Cheypons. So yeah, over by the other ladies, they are now on their little chair, their Shaz lounges, and Ian's worth the beach bender, which by the way, when you observed that last week, they're like everyone on the island of Jamaica, got like a credit. So we're getting even like the random guy

who sells like stuff on the side. Actually, no, they're still in the ocean, I'm sorry. But Ainsworth comes by and he's like making coconut rum things. He's like chopping off the tops of coconuts and pouring rum in them and everything. And he's handing all these coconuts to women and they're all sipping out of the coconut some straws and temper's like Oh, I got a very little haul. I got a very little haul

Got it cuz I got my coconut by my lady. I'm talking about my vagina. Got it. Yeah, I've got a tiny hole Yeah, that's all tamarice pretty much got so They all started Drinking and then getting feet massage, right? So or ankle massage is and then then camera tells the guy who's giving them the the thing Oh my god person you have a nice girl You have my tips. Vicky likes that. But even if you didn't have my sister so buy you some Yeah, and he's like oh, she a dentist man and he's like, oh, she had dentist, Mon.

And she's like, yeah, he's a dentist. Because of dentists, which I thought was so mean. It's like, I mean, there's like no stakes on the joke. Like, who cares? Like, you know, I'm sure this guy, Darren, doesn't care either way whether or not she's a dentist. But I'm just like, like, I get that style of humor, like, when you're like a stranger, I just kind of feel like

this guy is like rubbing your feet. And you just like, you know, like, I feel like he probably does not have like as polatial a residence to go back to as you do. Can you just like, you don't have to like fuck with him too, you know? That's a dentist and a twerker. And he's like sister, shake your booty, do it, shake it. And she's like, I'm not twerkey today, okay? I was ridiculous.

At 50, I'm not gonna twerk. I'll pay you to make me not twerk. And he's like, done! Deal! He knows how to work the doors. Because this probably happens every single day. He goes up to like, Pam. And he's like, oh, go shake a booty. And he's just like, I will pay you, sir, to not shake my booty. He's like, oh, okay. The house that not shake and booty built.

And then the camera just cuts to Emily because Emily and Kellyanne Gina are on this big floaty trampoline thing. And it's just a shot of Emily tumbling off the trampoline into the water. Poor Emily. So then they go into some of the girls go into the souvenir shop, which, uh-oh,

you know, speaking of triggering Gina's like, oh my God! So they go into the souvenir shop which uh oh you know speaking of triggering Gina's like oh my god so they go into the the souvenir shop and Kelly finds like a little souvenir dick check said I buy a purveki oh and Shannon's like wow I was the one who spotted it so someone's gonna take credit for that tiny penis it's me I had the the notorious I had the the notorious uh direct TV Bravo glitch so uh I was sort of like blacked out from uh the trampoline incident until uh when they're all at dinner after the commercial Okay, well Kelly goes well you could you would spot the small dead Boah and if she smacked her on the butt with it and she and I was like don't stop God Kelly stop it. Kelly. God Kelly's like I'm gonna get those for shit and gigs Shit's in gigs, which Shannon doing like that that laugh thing which like

No, I just want my girlfriend. No, she was just she was actually just mortified So then a dinner So then a dinner Think he's like oh my god girls at the last supper so I apologize to Jesus, okay everybody lie that What was your favorite pot? What was your favorite part of the trip? So Gina's like my favorite part was the rap because I think rap's are inherently cool Whatever she was saying like I know they're all covered saying generic things like Kelly like the beach and we like rope swinging and term is like my favorite part actually was my fight with Shannon it was like so fun make your cry and scream like that was great yeah it's gonna be a lot of grubberts

and she was like well you know you learn you grow Cry you could be trade you know This wow what a trip she's like Shana so fucking well, I mean I'm sorry for the rest of it Okay, I'm sorry for saying fucking well, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. But I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. I mean it, I mean it, I mean it. Gina's like, sometimes you just gotta say, fuck y'all. Hi. Fuck y'all.

Y'all. Fuck y'all. And so there's like hugging kissing and they're like, like, you have to, like, you have to track. You have to track. And then you have to kiss his. So Gina and Shannon like kiss over the table like and then Tim is big. He's like, all right, but fine. If everyone wants to

see me to work, I mean, that's work. And then she and Tamra like lipid twerk. Yeah, they go over to like a railing in this restaurant and they quote unquote twerk. They look like they are the kid in Jurassic Park when he's climbing the electrical cables and Laura Dern turns the mom back and like the locals are watching or just or just the other tourists are watching like oh god this is sad this is remarkably remarkably sad did you notice it when they kissed Gina goes Houston we have quanti act it's like a perfect way to end. That is so perfect. Shannon came back in her crash pod.

Well, guess who's back in the world? Guess who's back on Earth? Guess who was coming down aiming for a nice smooth landing and I don't know. I think I'm heading towards the ocean. Oh no. Oh god. It's me, everyone.

Meal betrayed strong. Meal betrayed trade strong. One small step for... And a giant leap for... Salmon with cream cheese in it. One small step for man, a huge slap in the face for Shannon! One small betrayal for Tamah, one... Giant betrayal for Shannon Badoor. I left a flag on the on Mars. It says, Oh, well, I just got a text from Mars. Apparently, they're renting out my apartment over there.

And I have to find a new Mars home. Great, great. God, can someone point me to the Mars by. All right, everybody. That brings us to the end of Real House was a little Orange County. We will see you next week. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. We'll talk for them all the week. We will see you over in Seattle.

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