Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train

Episode Date: August 22, 2019

With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what I did there?). Also, Tamra wants anal. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And you know what else is amazing Ronnie what what's amazing to me is that I feel like real house was a Orange County is sort of like back on track I am like I was into the episode like three episodes in a row I'm feeling it you know I've been burned so many damn times I have hope still but I'm waiting for it to cheat on me that's fine that's I'm waiting to find someone else's underwear in my bed. Well, how about this? How about I give you some great news that we can all appreciate as a crap and community, OK?

OK. So I got actually an enormous amount of tweets and private messages and Facebook posts about this. Last week, I really complained about Tamra's T-Kettle in its checkerboard pattern. Yeah, Mackenzie, so I thought the brand was called Mackenzie's Child and I was like, I really want to make fun of this shit, but I'm afraid that's named after a child who died. Turns out the brand is called Mackenzie Childs and like literally every checks message or

like tweet or whatever was like no no no no no dead children have at it. So ladies and gentlemen we are free as a community to make fun of this god awful t-catal design play like the checkerboard shit if you go to the website I want to tell you to go to the website but you can't because if you do then you get Google ads from a kensy child for eternity but I'm just happy that there's no dead children and we can just hate with no strings attached. And it was a conversation that proves that your phone is listening to you because after we talked about it all it's all I see now. I'm like I've never even... when was the last time I ordered plates you know I'm like

a bachelor so I have three white plates from probably 1992 or whatever. And I've got this checkerboard shit all over the place now, so thanks. Yeah, I talk about plenty of other things. Why aren't those on my ads? It's fucking McKenzie Childs. I know. Like, I'm like, free board games, free board games, free board games, huh? None have shown up, but you say McKenzie Childs wants, and all of a sudden, everything turns checkerboard and has like fake,

Norman, Rockwell chickens on it, you know? Yeah, that dead baby really has a good selling plan. She had a good marketing plan. Oh, it's just so awful. Like the website, I did go to the website, and it's like, it really is like the ring. Like once you, you just can't unsee it, and like those like checkerboard T-cattles are climbing out of wells and coming through your TV and you're like no, I don't want that go away

The chessboard in case anyone's looking for a gift to bribe me Lease of hand a pump for my birthday. Yeah Yes, master chess player, but we have more important things to talk about Definitely, I mean, anything's more important than McKenzie Childs. But we have to get to this episode. Yeah, I'm gonna get to talk about what trash Tamra is. Ha ha ha ha.

She's the McKenzie Childs of Humans. Yeah, Tamra is the McKenzie. Tamra is if McKenzie Childs could speak and say. You're my anal, you're my anal, you're my anal. She literally is. She literally is. You're my anal, you're my anal, you're my anal. She literally is, she literally is. So the episode opens up, like at the sort of like mid-fight from last week, where Vicky

is just like stalking Kelly throughout Tamar's new, new, new, new, new house. And Kelly's just like, I have nothing to say to you! I'm not a saying- you're just Vicky, I'm nothing to say to you! I have nothing to say to you, I'm not gonna say to you, Mickey, I'm not gonna say to you. I'm not gonna say to you, have you ever seen me do cocaine? Have you ever seen me? I've been out with the ambulance, I've seen you do cocaine. And then Shannon's just sort of sitting to the side, trying to coach Vicki on like how to do an proper apology.

She's just going, What? Can I do, David? why 40 to 50? I do how much can she's can I stuff into that salmon and she's doing kind of Heather claw hands but it looks like she's playing Django with chopsticks she's like what oh god it's about to fall. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.

My favorite game is Pick Up sticks. And my favorite part is dropping sticks everyone. I think that's my marriage hand. Well, my new pup called Fallen Off the Horse again. I like to play Tick-Tack David. This is a new shannon. Look at me. Wow. So Kelly's like, what are you buttering over there? to play Tic-Tac David. Mm-hmm. This is a new shannon, look at me, wow!

So Kelly's like, what are you buttering over there? And she's like, I'm just, well, I'm just, Kelly, Kelly, I talked a few years earlier about things she expressed, almost got a balcony on this jenga, almost got the sticks or uneven. How you played jenga with chopsticks? That's deep water. And why would I do this to myself?

Some standard Jenga pieces. So she's like, I just spoke to Vicki earlier and she was expressing to me that something that I want her to express to you now. So Kelly's like, I'm only a cedar. I don't need a cedar. Why would I want to hear that? I don't know the cedar. I'm not gonna see her! I don't need a see-ter! Why would I want a url that? I don't know the see-ter! I'm gonna go get in! What are you guys even talking to her?

I know you guys are better people than me. Maybe you're better! Maybe you're better because I'm Noah! I'm Noah! I'm Noah! And I think she just starts doing that like newborn baby sobbing, you know, where they maybe their eyes open for the first time and they see a light and they're like yeah she's just out of the womb it's like her out of the womb voice what is world where's my womb and then Shannon of course is trying to call

something that just cannot be called she's's like, inside voice. Yeah. Inside voice. We're starting to sting up from the bottom. We can do it. So Kelly's like, I have to go. This is not good for me. I don't want to be here with you guys. This is not fun for me. This is not fun. So she starts storming out and Tamra follows of course. And Tamra's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I created a situation where you could be humiliated. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You want Ella? You want Ella? I'm drinking. You want Ella? The camera really does have those evil little squinty angry prosom eyes. She's like, do you want me to have a live?

And she's like, well, no, I'm gonna leave. I have to go take Cho Cho anyway to Aspen. Oh! I gotta take her out of her rehearsals for the music man and put her back in tennis camp, and Aspen! So, so then we see Gina out back and she's talking to Vicki. She's like, you know, you got us to like doing stuff that you don't have to then apologize for. Okay. stuff that you don't have to then apologize for, okay? Because I, what, what would I do? What would I do? What? What would I do? And Bronwyn's like, um, so you said horrible things to her and then you said horrible things

to her husband and then her husband and then you said horrible things about her. Am I getting that right? Bronwyn is basically coming out with a baseball bat and getting on base ready to play. I mean, damn girl, she goes hard. Yeah, I'm actually really enjoying Bronwyn is basically coming out with a baseball bat and getting on base ready to play. I mean damn girl, she goes hard. Yeah, I'm actually really enjoying Bronwyn. I feel like she's been really good so far. And last week, we of course compared her to Melissa D. Arabian. And I feel like that still stands.

And I feel like it's like the best parts of Melissa D. Arabian, which is as we said last week, those moments when Melissa D. Arabian gets really mad at food network star contestants and has that like, push on on her face and I'm like, Bronwyn's giving me that and I appreciate it. Yeah, Bronwyn has like anti-freeze eyes, like they're very beautiful, but they can kill you like if they just look at you, you could just tell she's that kind of mom where you're doing something bad and she's like, with her eyes, you just stop, you know, poop yourself and run away.

She has that and then it's solidified when we find out that she's a dance mom Yeah, yeah, she Dance mom who pushed her daughter too far and she also has those lines We all have them right that go from your nostril down to your chin right on the side of your mouth But hers almost are like They are like perfect because you sort of feel like they are like a laser. That's like her canon. She's like, I am gonna show my, my mouth lines.

My mouth lines are gonna shoot like rage at you and I'm just gonna smile, but my mouth lines are gonna do all the rage for me, you know? Yeah, because they're frown lines and they're smile lines. So that means she does both extremely intensely. And she's probably one of those people who can do one of those evil smiles where you're frowning, but because you squint your eyes,

it's somehow counts as a smile. So like for instance, because we're doing crap and it's on demand by the way right now, so this is being videotaped at videotaped. But like, so this is like, she does one of these smiles where it's like, is that really a smile, or is that a frown? Yeah. You're like, wait, your mouth is fully dumber turned,

but your eyes are squinting, so I can't tell what I'm getting off of you except I feel insecure now. Yeah, I could just imagine like dance rehearsals, you know, where the moms come in, sit in and watch. I know everything I know from dance moms, thanks. So they all come in and watch, and suddenly little girls just start throwing themselves off the, you know, balance beam and stuff. And

are, wait a minute, where are these kids all like ruining their lives and breaking their own ankles? Oh my God. Bronwyn, stop giving them that look. Bronwyn. I know. Stop. You know, Bronwyn was like, I mean, she's actually should be so lucky that Rowan went through sort of like her breaking down period because otherwise Bronwyn would have like, she was like probably like a few months away from being that that Texas cheerleader mom, you know, who tried to try to grab that. Oh, you know that, yeah. You know that she kind of was.

I wouldn't be surprised if she's murdered somebody. She probably has. She probably has. Holly Hunter will play her. Oh, I would love that. Although should be Melissa de Arabian, but fine Yeah, well Molly de Arabia I think debut Bronwyn won't let her follower around to get like the real scoop So Holly Hunter will have to follow around Melissa de Arabian to like get all that day

Holly Hunter is like calling Melissa de Arab of the Arabian infirmities. When your daughter, when she failed to do the pirouette and the grand jute, how did you feel? And those are the rapids like, I really don't know what you're talking about, but you're some potatoes. Yeah, I've made potatoes in a muffin tin, so you want to fuck with that bitch. Also, that was the world premiere of my Holly Hunter impersonation. Hi, it's me, Holly of my Holly Hunter impersonation. Hi, it's me, Holly Hunter, just coming to Jacob. You'll deal with a little mathid work on you.

Yeah, I can't do it. Mine's just Chelsea. Yeah, that's fine. That was Chuck. That's Holly Hunter doing Chelsea. Yeah, doing the list of Arabian. Is there a real Holly Hunter? I'm not sure. Yes, there is.

You listen to that. Yeah, it talks like that. That's right. Okay. Yeah. Dance, baby. is. She doesn't know how to talk to you. She talks like that. That's right. Okay. Yeah. Dance, baby. Dance.

I'm down. So then we, so Bronwyn is basically coming for Vicky. She said her about things about her blah, blah, blah. And Vicky's like, uh, no, I didn't. And then we cut to a clip of Tamara telling Bronwyn. She goes, yeah. She had her answer, my family tip, a two, yes, she had my family, I'm like, oh shut up. You know what, Vicki's done a lot of shit

that I love to drag her for it, but suggesting that Eddie's gay is not one of those things, Tamara, especially when you're always calling your husband gay. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Also like, I mean, I don't know if Eddie's gay or not, I don't even particularly like care, but we also have to remember that there was that scene

from a few years ago where Tamra's like, yeah, Eddie, he loves to turn on Lady Gaga and that sexes me for hours. I mean, that's like really all we needed to create a rumor. Yeah. And Tamra, as far as ruining lives, God, you've gone way further. So just stop with your Lisa Rene testimony, old dress. Did you notice she's wearing Lisa Rene's pink sparkly dress in her talking head?

Oh, sorry, bitch. And I'm sorry to call you a bitch. She says that. I don't like it. I've been saying bitch. Sorry. It's bad. I got a lot more. I don't know where I came from. Well, I usually like to say bitch because it doesn't feel like you're calling a woman a bitch. So I'm trying to go with that. But I don't know where I started becoming the sort of person that goes, and this bitch thinks that she can say that. I know, this podcast is ruining us.

I know, I don't like it. Okay, so she's, listen, Tamara. Okay, that's the worst thing you can say anyway. You've been way worse. So Tamara's like, oh yeah, she's telling her how to fabla. She's telling her how to fabla. And then it cuts back to Bronwyn going,

and she want them to forgive you. And because you know what, you know what, you know what I probably, you know what, you don't have the whole story here. You don't have the whole story. And Vicki pulls out the Vicki point, where she starts waving her finger in your face because that's gonna make her point.

So look at me, I'm pointing. I'm pointing, which means I'm right. So listen here, I'm pointing. You're on the show. Everything else is good. Yeah, that's what I'm saying right now. I'm in show, okay. So be safe, you might. Everything else is good. That's what I'm saying right now. I'm in short. Okay.

So, be saving money on your life insurance. That's all I'm saying. Okay, you don't know what's going on. And I know it's going to happen any second. Okay, you're on your own. So then, Gina's like, you know what? I'm going to a really difficult time right now. And Vicki's like, and I called you.

And I called you. Gina's like, yeah, but then I hear that you actually was saying that it's like oh, it's another jailbird It's another jail, but that's a lie. That's a lie insurance lies. It's a lie. Tell lie tell lie tell lie. I would never say that by you. It's a lie. I'm a jailbird. I'm a jailbird I'm a jailbird. I'm a jailbird. She's cute. She's repeating it and Vicki's like listen I'll stand up for myself all day long. Okay, because I never said that It's a lie. It's a lie. Do not bring up lies. Do that bring up lies? I thought you were here for me!

Yeah. She's, yeah, I think she said, don't bring up gossip unless you hear it from me, which is funny, because it's almost like she's saying, don't talk about gossip unless you're talking about gossip that I give you. Yeah.

And she was like, oh, Jalbert, Jalbert, Jalbert, Jalbert. And she was like, clearly, she has no respect for me, because I've seen the text and she's longed my face. Yeah, yeah, which is kind of hilarious that Gina catches her in that line. I'm sure that will come back to Haunt Vicki

as much as something like that could haunt Vicki. I mean, like in the next scene, which is hilarious. So Vicki says, that's fine, because Bromwood tells her tell sir well I get an instant five from people and Bronwyn does that thing where she hugs her legs like she'll put her hands around her knees. Well it's almost like she's extra loading up her like rage gun you know she's like if I do this she's like okay we're like doing the you know it's like charging it. Charging the rage. Well, now it comes right up. She's like, well, I get vibes from people

and I'm still a little iffy with you right now. Still a little iffy. And because like, oh, well, that's what I mean. All right, that's fine. But you have little birds chirping at your Cinderella. All right, that's why you got little birds. And she goes, nothing to do with birds. Hugging myars, Sudrella. All right, that's why you got the birds. She goes nothing to do with birds Hucking my knees feeling for you. You're losing of my knees are winning. I wish point. Gina then holds up a box that just says birds

I got it to jam back before I came here. I want to show everyone I really need to get a stronger desk every time time I laugh, my whole desk is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's getting shit. Like, Chris Samuels up here. Oh, oh, oh, no. So inside, Tamra is hugging her neighbors and saying hi to everybody. Stupid Ryan pass.

I see a stupid face. Stupid is stupid like red plaid bullshit. Think of me wearing like shit up. So then Shannon is like talking to Broadway and she's like you know it's very hard for me to let people in I have a lot of acquaintances but I have very few close friends and I don't know when I met you I felt an instant connection that's kind of surprising and I was hoping we could go out to have a cocktail Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Sorry to break it to you. Like, congratulations. You're having a Jack's trajectory now with your stand in 2.0.

Well, I like that with Shannon. Like her 1.0 isn't necessarily that she's like some mean bitch. Her 1.0 is that she's just like full of sadness. So like I'm excited for her 1.0 to come back. When she just starts like having a downward spiral because she saw a box of Cheerios, it's like. How can I possibly be cheery when David has left me? How?

How? I see a box of Cheerios and I think about, I think about wedding rings, I think about vows that were made for them to me. You know, and also, don't you think she's just nice to Bronwyn because she's also skinny and blonde? You know, Shanice is just that kind of person, like you date who you look like.

Well, I guess you do. Well, I think there's also, not all of us do. I certainly don't, but, you know. Yeah, I guess you know, I think there's also not all of us do I certainly don't but you know, yeah I mean like don looks just like me, but you know But I think that like I mean I always am suspicious when there's new people and there's like people are super friendly to them I always see it as like alliance building like quickly claiming people for your team So I kind of got a suspicion that that might be a- Give me one, girls. Yeah, but I also think that Bronwyn seems pretty cool

so far, so it could actually just be in like a real, you know? Yeah, it could be. I don't know, that's what we're watching Real Housewives, but it could be. And also, they just saw her come after Vicki, not even scared at all. Yes. I mean, that is the new head bitch in charge.

And someone on Facebook in a comment was saying, listen, I'm not having these shows obviously getting off the queen of the show on purpose. Like they did to LVP, now they're obviously doing to Vicki. And obviously I felt that way about LVP. I do not feel that way about Vicki. I'm loving Vicki getting her just desserts. I think it's wonderful.

There's never been a more horrible human being on housewise. Just the things that she's done to people. There's never been one, but I can think of it. I'm actually ambivalent about it because I, I mean, yes, she is horrible, but at the same time, you know, the good thing with Vicki is she will, I mean, she does do horrible things to people, but she keeps it moving, you know?

Like, she, like, at least like, I mean, LVP, like, you know, I mean, we obviously are very pro LVP, but at the same time, you know, her storylines have basically centered around her saving animals and flying horses and planes and like, you know, toasting, rosé with pandey. So at least like Vicki, like, she is horrible, but at least she like lights some fires Although last season, I mean her would see if she was like a fire

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So speaking of Steve, so Vicki is now like, I was hanging out with Steve Lodge and she's like, this is weird. This is weird this is weird This is supposed to be Tam's housewarming. I don't know who I don't know who Brown's wind is I you know I can give it rats ass about if she's throwing down like Gina Yeah, we're all talking about you, but like we all thought you was pretty bad that you got behind the wheel so Next

Thank you. Yeah, pretty much said of that one. No, you didn't you just lied to her and said that you didn't say anything Steve it. Yeah, and then Tamer is saying hi to somebody and she's like, hi. And he goes, she goes, how are you? And he goes, oh, I'm blessed. She goes, I know. Tamer is like the so sick of this Christmas. I get it. Yep. That's okay. Say that. Anyone want to do Anna? Anna. I've a drinking who wants Anna. So Vicki is now talking to Bronwyn and Gina. She comes up to them and Vicki's like, well, I'm good to go, but we're good to talk

because your perception of thee is not correct. It's not correct. It's my figure with your face. And Bronwyn goes, he sure, he sure, I'm standing up right now so I can't grab mine. Actually, I can't. Look at this, grabbing my knee. You sure? I'm charging up, I'm standing up right now so I can't grab mine actually I can't look at this grabbing my knee. You sure? I'm charging up. I'm charging up just I Listen to my gut and Vicky goes you know whatever I don't really care. Okay, you can be nasty or nice Okay, be nice. You have two choices right now. You're not being nice be nice be nice be nice

Get insurance be nice and she goes all be honest How about that and then there's a long pause and Vicky goes Whatever I don't know what you two we put whatever Okay, take care. Bye. Take care. Take care. Take care insurance. I mean people selling insurance. I mean people over here Cutter. I love one Vicky takes like the moral high ground or attempts to like you should be nice right now Not nasty. This is not what women should be doing. Tell us that that's not right. That's not right It's like shut up, Vicky. You are like the nastiest and the most terror down

are women of all. Yeah, so then Tamra comes out where Eddie is on the patio, you know, with Ryan, friend of her kid or whatever, not that that's, I'm getting all moralistic, but it's just so, it just makes it that much closer. Tamra comes out, this is where she's like, Hey, babe, I'm drinking, you are in a, you are in a, babe, I'm drinking. It's like, I don't want your anal.

He's like, I'd rather get like a free pass and I go to church for two weeks. She's like, oh, I can get drunk and you can have an-a-a-a. And her son's laughing like a camera. Keeping it classy over there. And he's like, we just got over the gator rumors And now you're doing this to me on TV Yeah, so then a tamer goes inside wasted to Shannon and Bronwyn starts like sex dancing behind Bronwyn's

I love ya! I think we got it in sets of big ass Ehhhhhhh! I'm like starts playing with her boobs and she says that by the way knowing full well that that's gonna make it onto the show and Vicki will see it. It's a passive aggressive move and aggressive aggressive. Yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly Exactly because that's gonna be on the reunion like Vicki How did you feel when Tamer said there was a new trace amigas and you can see you know Vicki will do that little like nod thing which goes I don't know. I don't know.

Brand win, like you want to be friends with like, brand win, how do you say brand in Spanish? Like, Trace Brand, you know? Yeah, Vicki is seeing, not knowing anybody's name. What do I care about? What is your name? Issa, Bista, Lisa. Oh yeah, yeah, whatever.

Wow. And she's a radio and I don't know. Yeah, so Tamer is doing her typical thing where she's going to get Vicki infuriated and then once Vicki's mad Tamer's gonna be like, but she did it was her fault and like point to Kelly or somebody and get them in trouble Yeah, it's good to see that people never change, you know, so then you know Because, huh, Shannon 2.0 Hey, hey

Come on, Ron, let's let's show how we did it that time that we Did something huh and does she like climbs up onto like the Onto the kitchen island then then like the three of them are dancing on the kitchen island in the middle of like a house Froming party and it's just it really was the real house way or housewives of the kitchen island And they're just like dancing and it's like Okay, it's just like awkward and it's just such awkward mom shit yeah we're like a mother put on that new Katy Perry song like a work let's hear some feifey dobson yes hey anyone here that Amy Grant went pop yeah rock out hey

someone what about that Katie Langson constant craving constant craving like party the constant gravy she what she probably like plays it she probably blasts it and then like sneaks into the kitchen she's like for a midnight snack oh no and we'll ever hear me down here if Katie Lang is playing. Did you notice that they kept cutting to these random shots of Steven Teresa, the neighbors, who are mortified, like they're just hearing anal and then

seeing Tamra rub people's booze and sex dancing on the counter. A lot of Peter's with Peter Satara's playing. They're like, what party did we come to? I know, and you know you don't even get good food at Tamras. It's like pigs in a blanket. Oh, that does sound good. I mean, I love pigs in the blanket. But you know, it's like a party trays from Costco, dude, toplon.

Not even. It's like from El Pollo Loca party trays. You know, like... That's classy compared to Costco trays. Costco trays, they have that gelatinous chicken where you bite in and it's like a sponge But they have those like those wraps that are like the cream. I mean I do like those It's like the turkey and cream cheese. We're hungry. Can you tell we're starving? I'm like I were those baking rear bites today because fucking keto

So then we go over to Gina's house, which immediately brings a fun, completely down because Gina's storyline is so fucking depressing this season. I can't. Okay, I can't. But I can't. And I'm like, right when they can't make it sadder, it's Gina with a plastic mirror putting the sticky things so you don't even have to use a hammer and nail on the back. And I'm like, this is, I can't watch this, you know, get me out of here.

I deserve better. You deserve better. I feel like we're lucky because we never actually got to see what was on the back. And I'm like, this is, I can't watch this, you know, get me out of here. I deserve better. You deserve better. I feel like we're lucky because we never actually got to see what was on the other side of that mirror. And we know it was like a travesty. Like we know the mirror probably actually said, sad, but you'll be happy soon. She's like, I got this to make myself feel better. I'm like, why would you get that sort of mirror? Yeah, or it's like the outline of Cinderella. So when you look in the mirror, you like see yourself in Cinderella like one of those Yeah, so but but good luck because Shannon two point out is So she's setting up this mirror and I don't know if you know did you know the lamp that was in that room?

Yes, it was like a pelican right no It was so the base was like shiny silver, like that super shiny silver, almost like disco ball but not mirrored. And then there was like a white shade and it was full of black polka dots. But the black polka dots were almost like a leopard pattern, almost like a snow leopard,

because it was like leopard polka dots, but like white background. And then in the middle of it, for no good reason, was a flamingo. A flamingo, okay, I mean, there was a ferret on there. No, definitely, she's always can go for flamingo over a pelican. I knew you were gonna catch that bird lamp.

I've been lamp shopping with you. Oh yeah, but then I knew your detail the lamp. I just love that she was like, oh my god. That lamp not only has what Snow Leopard pattern on it, but it also has a flamingo. I gotta get this for my guest room. You know what I found out? I heard this. Snow Leopard's eat flamingos, which made this the most depressing lamp I've ever bought. My life, I just can't do this. I heard that this Snow Leopard cheated on the flamingo and I'm like why would you cheat on such a beautiful bullet but apparently that's what happens with snow leopard so I guess that's why they're so weird because like no one can ever really get married to them because they're like how can you

trust a snow leopard after that you know what I'm saying? I didn't want to talk to you about how upset I was about the snow leopard eating the pelican and okay I'm just gonna stop that. Right now. It'd be funny if she thought that flamingos were pelicans. Look, I got a brand new pink pelican for my lawn. Like me, I get it in my head, not so it's gonna be forever. There's no change to get in my mind. It was a pelican, that's it. I also hate that since we're doing this on video, like normally when I do Gina, I have to close a nostril. It's really get the nasal sound, but then I feel we're doing that on video.

So I can't be honest. I do it for a regular non-sather champion. I'm not going to be a champion. I'm not going to be a champion. do Gina I have to close a nostril to really get the nasal sound but then I feel we were doing that on video so I can't do that. I do it for Reagan on Southern California. Hi Jeff. Well this is Reagan. This is Gina. This is for Mona. Love your nostril work. But look I've got all these zits on my nose and I can't get rid of that. I would never be able to close a pore on your nose. You're done for, you know, it's like there's no getting it. I bought a sucker thing to suck the stuff out. I mean, it's getting worse and worse because hopefully with Reagan being, you know, Southern charm

Norellans being off the air, maybe my nose will have time to heal. That's what I'm saying. I think so many things need to heal after Southern charm. New Orleans finished. Cheafly pours. So anyway, cheaply pours. So anyway. Cheafly pours. Thanks for leaving the air for a while.

I'll give my nose some time to recover, fuckers. So anyway, Gina's parents are coming to town and they're calling. And by the way, that giant clock is still on the floor. One from the past two episodes. We get another close-up of it just lying there on its side. And of course, she has a home sweet home.

Like she has one of those welcome mats, which, you know, and I said it right when we saw Gina, we went off about all these signs. People with signs like that, they never feel the way the signs are. That's like when you write sticky notes to yourself and you're in therapy that says, Ronnie, you're happy today.

Think positive instead of negative. Why look at yourself, like put one in the mirror? Why say fat when instead you could say it's me You know things like that. That's why people put those and it just makes me sad because it's always the opposite of what's really happening You know like home sweet home. Mm-hmm. So are you saying that you know does not feel like an antique? I'm saying yes. She does not have antiques. I want to feel like old and classy But I'm not I know that and classy, but I'm not. I know that I'm not, but I'm gonna get an antiques box just to make sure I do.

Yeah, it's a gold box. I want to be the kind of person who collects antiques. I want to be a flamingo, but I know I'm just a pelican. Oh, Ben texted me. He said, ping, then ready. Thanks, Ben. Yeah, you're welcome. I peed right here in a mild the podcast Sacrifices I make

So the parents come in and it's a sweet thing cuz they're super supportive And they're still not going into everything that's happened cuz Gina is just the kind of she's like me She just pretends you know it's like everything is okay God damn it and then the next minute I'm on the freeway with a baseball bat just crushing in everybody's windshield like Michael Douglas and falling down, you know It's like what happened to Ronnie? He said he was fine Yeah, so Gina's giving the mature of her new casita and she's like well, you know There's already a leak already leak and I don't have a dryer because I can't tell the difference between electric and gas and you know

Dryers so I don't have a draw here because I can't tell the difference between electric and gas and, you know, dryers. So I don't have that. Um, and you know, like, sometimes it's like really nice, like really important to have like a man because like, for the past like 12 years, like, I haven't taken the trash out and now like, I'm not gonna lie, I forget to take the trash out on trash days, okay? I don't even know what trash is, okay? And- okay, I'll be honest, I don't know anything out, okay, I just put on the wall. I'll be honest. I don't do anything out. Okay, I just put on the wall. I'll be out Yeah, this is the show and it's what it's doing for feminism

Really really impressed. I'm a woman. I don't know how to take the trash out really continues to raise the bar She's basically Adelaide from Guys and Dolls. A par say can develop a drip, actually develop a drip. I don't know where that's coming from, but to see. That's really sneaky. I love you, a flamingo and a pe The fact that we're steadily building a snow leopard and flamingo in narrative is with Holly Hunter I would imagine. Okay, so when did the snow leopard attack you, Gina? Listen, snow leopard, I'm not gonna take this shit. I'll punch you wherever you That's her monologue. Okay. So now the parents talk about Matt and the mom's like, so I don't want to be heavy because

you seem like you're in a good space and the mom looks like I mean that metaphorically down. They put their heads up so they're looking down like to see you right in their glasses. She's like, but you know, I know that you're good. You seem to be doing better. You know, the egg has stopped. You see, look at the sleep, but we'll get to that. That's blowed up my phone.

So what's with that? Yeah, I would show you the text, but the one of the missing ceiling actually killed my iPhone. So we have to go to the Apple store after this dolling. Yeah, her mom's just such a perfect mom. Like, she even does the teeth pause. Like mom, do when they she raises her head And then shows her teeth like this means I'm waiting

Yeah, well, I mean how could you not be a good mom if you look that much like pretty Marshall rest and peace You know, so So Matt's been called. Yeah, thanks. So Matt's been calling season and she's I don't know why And she's like, I just wanna know what's going on with you, Gina. I mean, you do seem like you're in a better space. I mean, not physically, as she said, there's a leak. But you're in a better space.

She's like, you know, sometimes you gotta let the herd in and let the healing start. You know what I'm saying? I am a herd! Okay, but that's good. That's good. So, now what are we gonna do? Yeah, I'm gonna rest my head against the wall right here.

And okay. And so Gina's base, you know, I thought that being Matt we're gonna be good Comparison, but you know, it's just You know, it's just a lot. It's a lot, you know Have you seen my antique box? Have you seen it mom? Have you seen it? This is supposed to be a home sweet home. It says right on the front door So then we go to Shannon, his dress beautifully. Oh. Like, she's like the white queen in Narnia, but she's wearing black.

Does that make sense? Like, if that outfit was white, she'd be the white queen in Narnia. Yeah. I feel like the black version of Narnia is the matrix. I could be wrong. Okay, yeah the Matrix. I could be wrong. Yeah. Okay. I don't know.

Look, you just confused me. I was like, uh, well, like, I've actually never seen the line that was in the wardrobe, but I feel like I'm, isn't the like, ice queen like wearing like the white, long jackets? Yes. And she's always in white and she's like really white skinned and then she makes a fat, she turns a fat kid evil by getting him addicted to chocolate I mean is there a better story for I'd be so evil I'd be so evil if I were in that wardrobe. I know I was I even played Edmund in the St. Clements version of Lion Witch in the wardrobe

Oh, I thought that's that's What do you think about that, everybody? You know, a man of many talents, a man of many wardrobes and lions and witches. Still evil and food addicted all these years later. God bless you, white queen, I bow to thee! You know, I have a longstanding theory that Prince Caspian and Countess LeWann are the same person. It's something that I posted on my blog about eight or nine years ago when they came out with the Prince of Caspian movie And I forgot the name of the actor who plays Prince of Caspian, but there's like an image of him He's like this and I was like that is kind of sluain in fact

I now I have to like pull it up because it's so Undeniable like that we're getting biblical and real housewives of New York. I want a real housewives of Orange County. Great cap. I mean, I send you. It is, it is, it is, I must have to queen the way. It is, it is 100% the way. 100% the way. Um, so Shannon comes in and she's stressed to the 9s, you know, and she's meeting Bronwyn's for dinner. And Bronwyn's, does that say it right, am I turning it to Vic? Bronwyn's. So, Bronwyn and, and, and, and, and, they're basically just talking about their

trips and their kids and, Shannon's like, so, tell me about your children because I find that endlessly fascinating. Can I please get a drink with something not being cramped and into me nice to someone new? Okay, can a 2.0 drink, alright, don't forget the map. Okay, let's talk about your childhood. I look like I'm going to the snow and you look like you're going to Cabo. I gotta talk. It's another bridge coming over my head. I said Cabo, it was snow, it rhymed, it was like temperature differences. This is what David's missing out on. What is walking on the beach with that bitch. So I have to tell you, I don't know if it's too early for this side, sit front to side, but I spoke to Vicky

the other day after Tamer's party came and you came up and She said that you came up to her and you said you're gonna go with her god hands. You hate her Wow Wow And Bromance like I of course is not with Bronwyn So actually she said I don't like you but Bronwyn did not say that Vicky typical fucking I don't like you, but Brunwyn did not say that Vicky. Typical fucking misquoting Vicky. Yeah, we should also point out that before Shannon dropped this bomb on Brunwyn,

the waiter came over to take an order and Shannon's like, well, I think I'm going to order a shrimp cocktail or a crab cocktail of any sort. And he's like, yeah, we have shrimp cocktail. I will have the shrimp cocktail. Thank you very much. And then I'll have the warm,bre and bacon shrimp. Just kidding! Can't you point out I did I sunk the two on that joke? 86 on the cheese and bacon! I'll have an extra side of laughs. That's all I have.

So they start talking about their kids. Okay, serious times, serious time. So Bronwyn's like, no, I didn't. It's just that, you know, the first interaction I had with her, she walks right past me. Then the second interaction, she's like petting my husband. Like, you won't say hi to me, but you'll be all over my husband. And she's like, well, listen, when I first met Vicki, she was such a good friend to me. And we had so many good times.

And you know, then she betrayed me and was saying really mean things like my husband. He used me back, you know, what I'm not with him anymore. So who cares what she says? I'm I am. She's a great friend. Yeah, this sounds terrible. I know terrible terrible terrible terrible. You know. Terrible! Terrible, terrible, terrible! You know, why are you friends with Mickey again?

Yeah, so, Bron- Bronman's just like saying, you know, I love Kelly, and I just- I really empathize with the whole Jolie situation, and, uh, you know, I just have to sometimes have to go with my gut and chance- I love that you have that gut. I really do okay because that means that I'm not the only one with a gun and a joke bacon shrimp with free and her brought the Prince Caspian yes does look like Lou Ann good call thank you for the first time so funny now you have my hair cut Prince Caspian I hope you're happy. Yes.

I just had to send it to you, Ronnie. It was like killing me. I have to send this image to Ronnie. So, um, yeah, so they start, they get Vicki out of the way. And basically it's because she wants to protect her kids and she's not going to let someone, you know, walk around saying she's a drug addict or whatever, which Vicki will do. Let's face it. And also Bronwyn scene, scene to show. She's like, I'm not talking to that bitch. Like, forget it. Yeah. So she starts talking about their kids. And then she goes in really deep. Like Bronwyn doesn't waste any time. She tells Shannon that she was a dance mom. And she was so obsessed with being a dance mom that she missed one of her kids first

birthdays. And then their daughter developed OCD because she was always so worried about it. And then she wouldn't eat. And then then she wouldn't speak and then they had to send her away and it's like Really sad and then Shannon starts bawling and Brahmin was like what the fuck you crying for it's my story Don't do this to me about me, but my children got seas after David left. Oh Someone have their pain for Christ sake. Oh yeah! Someone have their pain for Christ's sake. Oh God. Oh I just it's a lot. You know what I actually think I am going to reconsider that that bacon trippin' breath. Thank you very much. Yeah. Can we ring me in that too? Sad kid hugs. That would be great. I can't feel much better. So then and then so Shannon's like it's talking about how like her had the

divorces impacting her daughters and Brawman's like well I just can't believe that you had twins naturally and Shannon goes well when you go with death death leopard concert they start playing poor some sugar on me that's when you'll see what happens although actually in life I would actually not like sugar on me especially in the sausage at a gastropub, thank you. Let's pour some sugar on me and not in me. Can we change those lyrics, Steph?

Can we do pour some artificial sweetener on me? Thank you. Pour some steve on me. For a plant! So then, Tamara is taking her mom to the old folks home, which her mother is not old enough to be in an old folks home What is going Tamra is so evil Hey moms, can you do annel in here? Can you annel? Like like okay, so basically like she gave her mom a twin bed,

put her in this place, and was like, what the fresh thing you're gonna do, and she's like, I'm gonna make cinnamon rolls, which I support. And basically, Tamara starts saying, my mom is wild. I mean, she's gonna be giving blood jobs all around that place. She's like, why did I think about that? I'm like, Tamara, you have given us so many terrible images already in this episode.

This isn't one episode, Tamara. It's like, she's tripling down on trash this year. But her mom has a great way of providing revenge. She's like, okay, so you're gonna put me in the old folks home? Okay, here's what I gotta say to that. Here's your wedding dress from Simon. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, and Tamara's like, oh my God, the Here's your wedding dress from Simon. Yeah. Oh, and Thomas's like, oh my God, the copy of your copy of my big dress. I first did eight of it that way, big dress. Crazy. We see a picture of Tamara from her wedding day and she looks like, I mean, it is a full on, like her hair is so big, it is like full on 1987, America, except the problem is it's 1998.

Yeah, oh God. God bless her face, like she's really come a long way. She really has. With that nipping and tucking, I'm like, how does your face now look like a pinky compared to what you used to think? Like a pinky that's been in a hot tub for a really long time. How did that happen?

Your face is a completely different shape. So now we go over to Emily's house where there are more, more just like breakthroughs in the world of feminism. So Emily is there with Gina and they're going to have some champagne and she's like, she's like, I just learned how to open up a bottle of champagne. I'm like, you claim that you're a party planner on the side. How is this possible? And then she opens it the wrong way.

She's like, basically, I was like, here's how I do it. I shake it up, I swirl it around, and then I take the tips of my thumbs, and amen it's someone's face, and here we go. Pop. Yeah. And because I'll over the ceiling, and she's spawkily, you know what you should do? She put letters up there that say spawkily and don't even clean it looks great. This rosé is dripping on my head. I feel like I'm at home.

I love that these two poor women have like liquids dripping from their ceilings. It's like you two are made for each other. So Emily tells this sad story. She gets to go first and she's like, Well, remember when I told you how excited I was to take Shane to Vegas and then get that really sexy dance choreograph and then do it for him on our 10th anniversary? And I was like, do you even know who you're married to? Why would you do that? Vegas. Hey, he don't want to go to Vegas. He's not going to gamble or drink. And you know, she probably did it. She probably like booked a room at like the Excalibur or something or like the Luxor. Here we do really excited. We go to downtown Las Vegas where

everyone goes like Emily. Yeah. And you know, Emily is doing it because her story of I and it's like feeling great in the body that you're in. And so I'm sure she wants to go make a big show in Vegas and it would be good for the audience and stuff like that I get it yeah but I'm sorry to be with Shane on this one but Shane's like I'm not doing that for my 10th anniversary some bullshit for your fucking show fuck off yeah which you know is what he's thinking and I cannot believe I just cited with scene well I mean I don't know I'm not signing with Shane on this one she thought of be first of all she booked a trip to Vegas for them.

So like, whatever, he can be, there are plenty of Mormons I go to Vegas. And basically, like, she's like, I just never thought that he wouldn't think that it's a really cool thing. I mean, I can't imagine what an Emily plan trip to Vegas would be like. So I guess on that front, yes,

I can imagine that it's like not the most appealing thing But I don't know by the way Mormons I know that you guys go to Vegas and stuff to it's just it shane seems to be like super strict Mormon where he won't drink he doesn't cut he doesn't drink right and he won't cut and stuff like that So that's why I think it's weird. Yeah, well, he doesn't want the sexy dance And she's like I thought chick would be proud. I'm like, no, he will be proud the moment that like you don't call him for, you know, five weeks straight. Yeah, she and she's just an asshole and you shouldn't have married him, okay? But you did marry him because you got the G-chat.

And now you're stuck with fucking Shane. And it's really hard for me to feel sorry for you because not only you're stuck with Shane, you've added little shanes into the world. So you know what am I supposed to hug you right now because really what I want to say is fuck you how dare you. Yeah. Yeah. About the earth. Exactly and she's like it's just been so awful and so stressful and have a ball spot now. The other piece is back. I was like I did not expect that to happen. She's like, oh no, that's terrible. Who's Alopecia? Is that the maid?

Talk about being back. So she starts telling her story. She's going to give her a giant poster that just says, Alopecia. Yeah, with a kitten grabbing a string. Like, cutely. She gave her a giant poster that just says alopecia With a kitten grabbing a string Like you leave kind of flamingo Bing eating my elaborate

She's Emily's like well. He's in a hotel this week and next week But it's been a lot and you just keep saying I don't want to stop you you know So why don't you just make it a girls trip instead and she's like yeah I don't know the biggest is my journey you know the whole DIY thing and I have an license she's like then use your passport she goes I lost it on New Year's it's a bad year it's a bad year yeah so so she's like well my sense that Emily's basically senses that something is up with Matt. And so Gina starts to choke up and she's like, you know, I've always alluded to things. She starts, Emily starts doing, Gina starts doing that thing where she starts like putting her fingers out, full out, and then starts like dabbing her eyes with the pinky, but has

all the, she's basically doing hand turkeys, but like, and then like dabbing her her eyes with a pinky but has all that she's basically doing hand turkeys but like and then like dabbing her her eyes with like the tails tail fat. Yeah, but if there is a light behind her it would look like turkeys are like fighting with their beaks. You know it's just been it's been it's been it's it's it's been a hot year and like something that happened with me before it just was like I don't know it's, it just was like, I don't know, it's like I can't talk about, I can't talk about this, I can't talk, I need a moment, I can't talk, I can't talk about this right now.

I can't, I got turkeys in my face, I can't talk about it. Yeah, and then this story is really sad. So it turns out that when they moved to Cotto together, she found out that he was having an affair. Shocker? Shocker,er i know everyone shocked and then um... the other day she found out that he still seeing this woman and has kept seeing her it's been like six months that he's been seeing her

uh... which is super super sad you know who are divorced but it's still super sad but she doesn't bring up any of the other stuff that we've been hearing coming from the Gina camp. And I'm just so sad for her because I know that there's a lot more going on than she can't talk about. Well, I think a lot of it's still to come. Oh, but yeah, there is probably a lot more. Obviously, because some really dark stuff

came out in the press fairly recently. So she's basically talking about how, at first, she's like, okay, you know like we know I'm like, you know, I don't want to talk bad about him because I want my kids to you know That's their father and he is a good guy. He is a good guy But like I want them to think he's a good guy, you know, and I wanted to cope hearing everything But then she found the Valentine's card and she's just like

It's just like it's just not working out for Gina. I'm like the worst yet ever, okay? What do you have? Yeah, it's not good. So Emily makes her, they make each other feel better and hug and they're like, I hate that bitch, let's kill her. Yeah. It's like, you know what, let's make up a game. You know one of those games where you think you're gonna trip?

Let's do that and just send that bitch away. And we was like, well, let's get in the car and like go to the paper her house. I was like, well, let's get in the car and like go to the paper her house. I was like, well, maybe let's like stay away from the car. I know. Emily just keeps bringing up stuff she can't do. I know. She's like, you know what would help?

I think if we went over to her house and then walked in the straight line in front of her house. So Kelly is skiing with Jolie. she's getting her her first path. Gucci shoes! Yeah, Gucci shoes! They're doing their annual mother-daughter trip to Aspen because that's what they've been doing for the past five years. And then we just see some like cell phone footage of like Jolie sort of slowly gliding down a slope and Kelly going woo woo look at me Vicki says I don't do things with my daughter so I came to do some snow with her. Oh, bad choice of words. And then Kelly is like, it's like dumb and dumb are over here and Joe lead goes or just you

Yeah Well nothing like Nothing to beat those co-crumors like going to hit the powder, right? That's rule you're the war You're in the hassle! We try this, we try what's wrong with strong. So now we go over to Braumwin is with Sean and Rowan. It's a lot of like, Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom Wom. So we, they're walking into some place and Ronwin says to Rowan, you know, it's really great.

You have a lot of friends this year, which I was like, that's an odd thing to say. And it was sort of hard to suss out what was happening, but what I could gather, Rowan has a dancewear line and they're like creating a social media strategy for it, it looks like. Yeah, so she's the one who had OCD and depression issues. And so, you know, they do what every parent does energy for it, it looks like. Yeah, so she's the depressed, she's the one who had OCD

and depression issues. And so, you know, they do what every parent does when you're depressed and have like major issues. They value a lot of shit and give you your own clothing line. With, you know, it's just another scene reminding me of what lazy pigs my parents are. So thanks for that. Yeah.

Okay, thanks for all those clothes lines I didn't get growing up. Jerks. Yeah, there's like a lot of talk from Sean about the brand and Coachella and like fresh content and you know, really want to get some eyeballs on this like just like typical like marketing speak. It's really like baby mad. Look, I'm not parent.

I'm not going to tell anyone how to raise their kid obviously, but I don't know like trying to, trying to teach them to beat sadness with fame is a good thing. Like just living in Los Angeles. Hmm, I've seen that go wrong. Yeah. What? But you go to my main problem here is that the husband keeps going chala. Yeah, you know, it's chala. I'm like, oh. Yeah, like the, like just like the mirror utterance of Coachella introducing Coachella into the scene, maybe just sort of like, chala. Like that.

I was like, I can't process this right now. Yeah, I can. And then we have like an interview aside by side interview with Bronwyn and Sean. And since when does that happen? Yeah, since both of us are new boys. What is that about? What is that about?

And like the thing that the most glaring part about that is something that our dear friend, Danny Pellegrino posted about on Twitter, which is that Sean has a Countess Luanne level statement necklace. That is so crazy. It's like a swirly thing. It looks like he found a wooden lollipop and like chopped off his head and was like, I keep this now. I looks like he found a wooden lollipop and like chopped off his head

and was like, I keep this now. I was like, what is this statement necklace? This is, this is odd. This is an odd look for anyone to wear. Yeah, that's what rich dudes do when they want to seem spiritual. You know, they're like, I got this in Hawaii, brah. It's the culture. I'm like, that's a Hawaiian gift shop stop. No, I got this one as in challa, you know, I was listening to Imagine Dragons and I was like, yeah I'm really vibing with this music right now. Can't wait to see what's happening at the Sahara tent imagine dragons So you know he goes to Imagine Dragons concerts. Yeah, and train Train it. So next up is Gina Tamra and Inavant, because they're gonna go to dinner, or can we go have a group dinner?

And Gina's like, I got so much chicken one all with me, it's not good. I don't wanna talk about this dinner, but he'm a good fan so I didn't bring her up. Instead I just spread the rumors to everyone else behind her. Instead since she would know, I put a tholontine stain on her car for her to bat. You know, I think that's an amazing conspiracy theory and totally true. So she's like, you need to move on. That's the anal and I have been dating keep and try to push in tamargas I said the small pianist to

Guess I'll be a little harder for him to give you annals So they all head over to tortilla Republic of Lugano Beach and they're ordering and stuff and over to a tortilla republic of Luguna Beach and they're ordering and stuff and and then Shannon and Brahman arrive and Provin says this this is a really weird thing where Brahman goes I had such a good time hanging out with the ladies at Tamer's housewarming that I decided why not go out with them you know for dinner I'm like you don't have to explain why you're showing up at dinner on this show you're in the cast it's okay we don't need like like no you were cast. We know how it works by now like you guys we see you guys are talking like you were invited It's okay So Shannon's like wow glad to see the chips from the table for me. How ready to go?

So the two point out oh last senior retas Shannon do os 0.0 then, just furthering my guess that Bronwyn is extremely extreme and everything she does, everyone orders like, skinny Margarita, skinny Margarita's thoughts. She's like, I want my Margarita, super spicy and super skinny. I was like, okay, extreme. Nah, excuse me because I've got to stare at those gays in the corner giving me dirty looks. Hmm, rage face. By the way, we didn't point this out earlier, but did you notice Bronwyn's laugh in the party?

No. Wow. Wow, we're gonna have a lot of people crazy this year. What was it? I won't dwell on it today because I'm sure it'll be back. It's like My T. Oh my god, we've got another housewife cackel Well, I have to work on it, but we'll work on it for next week. Um, I'm very important to you Alfredo It's so good to see you again. Can I have a 1942 on the rocks with lime? 1942 back when days were simpler and people stayed married David So she's like oh guys guys guys because it's so awkward cuz bruh was like yeah So I was telling her about my kid who had OCD and we had to send away for a while

I'm chan is like oh guys guys Sorry to interrupt but the key somehow found out we were having dinner and she was like ah And I thought should we invite her in Time it's like up to ya up to ya And so she's like okay, so she calls Vicky and Vicky's like huh huh what's up? What's up? I did not say that what's up? Yeah, yeah, I'm with Emily just shopping. Okay y'all come no one to fight Emily. Well, no because Vicky's like yeah I'm just leaving at lingerie stuff with Emily and you can see everyone with the people's like

Vicki and Emily shopping for lingerie And then Shannon's like oh Is she with you because if she is I was just calling to say we hope you're having a blessed night and good evening Then Vicki's like no no she took her own car. It's just me alone. Oh, okay. Well, we're a tortilla republic You should come and buy it, you should come. Undily, ah! Ah! Yeah, so no one invited Emily, right?

No, but no. No one invited Emily. It's so rude. So then they start yapping and a genius like, I want my Chewvay from Rodeo Drive. I can go there, I can go there, someone drives me. I've never been to rodeo drive I really want to go to rodeo drive So I'm gonna drive me

So I'm Vicki arrives and it's really awkward Man, she's like look how cute your hair is shattered. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Well, this is not a lie. Let me tell you some truth. Shadows hair looks great. How about that everybody? It would be true teller. Who invited the Food Network lady? Who? And so Brown was like, okay, Vicki, I just want you to know,

I made a judgment call based on things that I didn't really understand. Facelines, facelines, facelines. So I went to a place very quickly without fully understanding everything that happened and I overreacted and I owned that. And I'm sorry because I thank you for that thank you for that Thank you for that thank you for that thank you for that thank you for that thank you for that

and brahmins like okay next anything else she goes to an amazing year and they all do shots and they all are like kissing each other during the shots they're like they do the shots and they're like kissing each other in the lips and Vicki just looking everyone like who does that girls kissing each other who does that get a job good job and then Steve would like, oh, who does that? Girls kissing each other? Who does that? Get a job, get a job. And then Steve would like this, Steve would like this. And then Tamra does her shot. I mean, Tamra does shots for breakfast, give me a break. But she's like,

Oh my God, a shot. And she literally did the angry pasta mom and dumpster. She did. She did, I thought of you. She did. She did. Oh. Oh.

I just leaked all over my screen. Awesome. So then then Tamer of course is starting shit. She's like, so Vika, did you and Emily bond today? You know, like trying to basically get Vika to talk shit about Emily, you know? And Vika's like, yeah, I like Emily now. I'm supposed to. yeah. So you don't like anyone, either. So that's a big deal. She was, I like nice people. I like nice people. And Tamara goes, you don't like their paypaths.

And then we see a montage of Vicky just being the everybody she meets, you know? Yeah, exactly. It's amazing, lazy, lazy, lazy. What's your name? I don't even know. What's your name? Like, who cares?

Who knows? Who does? So then the women, of course, are only too happy. I think this was Tamara, I don't even know. What's her name? Like, who cares? Who knows? Who does? So then the women, of course, are only too happy. I think this was Tamara, but it could have been Shannon. They're only too happy to remind Vicki that, wow, she liked Kelly right away. Yeah. She probably goes, how's that working out for you?

And she goes, but you know what? She said up ugly. She said up ugly. Who does that? Who would say something like that? And Tamara goes, actually, she says she look like a peg. And Vicki's like, she said I look like shit and then Shannon goes and a pig um just for the just I just want to enter into public evidence she did say

you look like a pig so uh Kelly thinks you look like a pig huh that's great hey wanna make an emoji about it yeah so Vicky's like I don't have respect for her I would never say you're ugly do you look like shit you as she said I look like That's great. Hey, why not make an emoji about it? PRAH! So, Vicki's like, I don't have respect for her. I would never say you're ugly. Do you look like shit? She said I look like shit. That's pure believe. It's a believe.

How would she feel like that if someone said that about her daughter? Okay, you don't get to bring her daughter into fights now. Vicki. Yeah. Yeah. She's trying to use that. Every time she hears someone else use something like,

you are my daughter. She's like, yeah, yeah, what about the daughter? What about the daughter? It's like, come on, Vicki, you are my daughter. She's like, yeah, yeah, what about the daughter? What about the daughter? It's like, come on, Vicki, you're a monster, okay. And then you're about to be a fucking monster again. So Shannon's like, well, if you're in a fight with someone, you don't gotta always go to those low blows. I just, I did low blow, I did low blow, I do what?

Like you said that she had a coke problem. Listen, I've taken a accountability. I tried to apologize and Tamra's like, you did try at my house. I was like, okay, Tamra is setting Kelly up for a fall right now. Mark that moment right there. I can set both sides here. Yeah. And Vicki's like, oh yeah, I do too.

I see both sides. I see both sides. But I'm not going to be subjective as a brother, as a grandmother. To be told, I'm ugly and I'm a bit spiggy and I do look like a piece of shit, I'm not okay with that. I'm not okay with that. Yeah. So, do you know what's the problem here? I don't see anything.

Like, I'm seeing a giant sign. It says, problem, but I don't actually see the problem here. And Vicki goes, well, Kelly knows that I know more than what I've said. That's it. You know? That's it. I'm not gonna say it, because I'm a good person. Yeah. And Tam is like, what do you do?

That's like, I'm not gonna tell you! Telephone tell, Tamra? I'm not gonna tell you! So by the way, and at this point, this is the psychology of it. So Tamra brings Kelly into the conversation, and then she starts riling up Vicki about the things that Kelly said, reminding her that Kelly called her a pig.

She's hoping that Vicki is going to get so mad she's just going to spill the beans about this thing that they clearly all three of them know. The Trace Amiga is no about, but they want Vicki to say it and take the fall, right? So she's trying to push Vicki. And that's why Vicki's like, I'm not going to be the one to say it right. Yep, the classic camera. And she's also and Tamra's also trying to be on Vicki's side by being like well you did try to apologize so she's playing like good cop and bad cop all at the same time. Yeah. And also, but now she realizes Vicki's not going to open up so she's going to have to

take one step further. Yeah. But she's stating it away that Vicki is the one who told everybody so she won't get in trouble anyway. She goes, she's talking about the train and then she just has that black-eyed tamer that's like talking about the train. The train. Yes, and Shannon brought Vicki just to get it, just to get it in there, these women, my God. Yeah. So Vicki's like, well, we have a coat of silence that we were going to talk about it, the Chuchu trade.

Okay, I said, no talking about the Chuchu trade, okay? It would be taboo to Kelly, and I'm not that kind of person. Okay, I'm just not that kind of person. And she's like, well, just say what it is. You already said that she does Coke, which is like the worst thing you could have said. So like whatever it is, has to be worse than coke. Am I right?

Am I just another jailbird, okay? And she's like, I just say anything. And she said, but you're saying that you know that she did something worse than scokane. So you're practically saying it's worse than cocaine anyway. She's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, it's over. It's over. As said, waiter, I'll order a side card, please. That'd be great. That'd be great. Yeah, let's talk about something else, anything, it's over, it's over, it's over. As said, wait, are all order a side car please.

That would be great. That would be great. Yeah, let's talk about something else, anything. Let's talk about Oklahoma, I don't care. Anything. Let's get this conversation back on the tracks. Yeah. I'm going to kick you in the caboose if you bring this up.

You know, Kelly, always for the steam and hot air. All right, let's just get this back together. Come on, guys. And then it goes to be continued. So the train scandal is going to unfurl next week. We're gonna find out what shit Tamra and Vicki and Shannon are trying to shovel on to Kelly. I guess that she had some kind of a sex train. I mean, what else would it train be? The sex train. The sex train. Well, I stand for sex trains. Okay, if you can move your body to be that limber,

then I say go for it. I don't really. The sex train. I don't really see, like, if it is about a sex train and if it even works true, like, I don't know, like, I'm sort of like, Tim, or you're the one who, just like 40 minutes ago on this show is like, last year, I know. Right? Yeah, and there should be no

Sham about anal either but I'm just saying like you like anal is technically like it's oh, it's a deviant sex Like sexual activity so like Don't talk about this show gets so like when I love when they start pulling out their religious cards You know like last year with Gina like I have a question so I believe it to us Like you divorce like three, you know, like last year with Gina, like, well, I have a question. So I don't believe it to us. Like, uh, you've divorced like three people, you know, they get so hypocritical about it. And it's going to be, and especially multiple partners, possible swing or vicki over there. Yeah. We all have the internet lady allegedly, allegedly.

It's just all stuff you can read on the internet. A few search. Well, we have something very exciting to look forward to next week. Um, and it's going to be a fun time. So, but until then, we are going to be back tomorrow to talk Southern Charm. Next week, by the way, we are going to be doing our Google, well, not a Google hangout, but our crap and hangout. But Google Hangouts, the service, is sort of like dead. So we're actually going to be doing it in a different way and we'll have more details

about that tomorrow once we get it set up. But make're actually going to be doing it in a different way and we'll have more details about that tomorrow once we get it set up. But make sure you listen to that so that way you can join us for a monthly hangout session. Yeah, well, so you guys later, thanks for everything. Love you guys. Bye. Bye.

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