Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes. When things like this happen, I always say just hit that subscribe button, sit back, and let the episodes come to you. Let them come to you. Oh, lovelier. Yes. So we're going to start this week off by talking about Real Housewives of Orange County and the part three of the reunion

which was very exciting. We got to some some big stuff. The part three opened up with the Kelly segment. It was, you know, we got to see Kelly being silly. It was like the fun Kelly thing where we saw her taking Jolie to a soup kitchen or like hanging out with Michael and all that fun stuff and we see her like with the milkman And be like he has a pretty he has a PhD a pretty huge dick pretty huge dick And Andy gets to say PhD a lot. Yeah, Kelly upgraded to the PhD And we all know what that means I

Okay, and then what down over there, you. And then when it comes out of like the clip, the clip montage, and he's like, so he has a PhD, a lot to unpack here. I was like, no irony. Yeah. Now I love, you know, I love anger and fighting, you know, and in my own life as well.

Yeah. But I also really love true unabashed joy. And you really get to witness that when you see Kelly watching her own segments on TV. Yeah. I mean, wow, she's like a little kid at Christmas. She is just like her biggest fan and I love it. You know, as someone who just laughs at themselves all day long, yeah, I just have to give a shout out to Kelly's joy in her own being.

It was basically like me at eight years old going to camp breezemont and learning that one of the activities was like movie making and there was like this big old like VHS recorder and we would like make movies and then we'd like put the VHS in the VHS. You see her on like our shitty home movies and I was like, wow, this is amazing. I guess what you still do that we literally still do that I mean so when we come back from her clip package she's like huge clips with Michaels huge She's like huge clip package. Michael's huge. She's like, Michael doesn't like to see that stuff. And then he's like, yeah, it's pretty gross. Like you making out at the table. And then everybody just gets grossed out. Like we didn't have to sit through a fucking tamer of bathtub scene.

Yeah. And this is a Vicki. Any Vicki scene really? Yeah. Vicki goes, it is wet. It is wet. It's a way. I guess it's it's wet. It is wet is wet is wet is wet is wet is wet just like Vicky just like shunning this shaking doing her like little like mini shake like she's getting like shocked with a Duracell battery like a low level shock I know it's like calm over there honey you're calm down over there honey, calm down over there honey. Yeah, you're maybe bathing suit. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think I'm losing connection. I think there was a couple of re-testing.

I was not doing anything. You just started talking about Vicky's bathing suit and suddenly your voice was like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, fucking bathing suits. Yeah, Skype is like, I think I may need to disconnect this conversation. It's going in dark and disgusting places. Yeah, it's like, you don't pay enough for this. So then Andy is talking about how Kelly dumped a guy for like for being cheap and not buying her sunglasses. And she's like, no, I'm not cheap. Like don't make me seem like I'm cheap and not buying her sunglasses and she's like no I'm not cheap like

don't make me seem like I'm cheap like that's a no bueno okay and he was old as mold and he's like well you you moved on quick so how's Michael doing she's like yeah he's a full on girlfriend does I've never met her because I have better shut up Vicki. Can Vicki just be quiet for two seconds? She keeps getting herself in so much trouble. Just sit there in your weird crop top silk curtains outfit. That awful, awful outfit. It's like Princess Jasmine gone way wrong. I don't think it's a match made in heaven. Which I do believe in, because I have a moral compass. Gina anyway, and I will get in. I will get in before you.

You know, have it where Jesus lives. Who's real and should live in your heart as well? But she wouldn't know. Yeah. Woohoo. I'm in heaven. Right now. I'm in heaven.

Yeah. They're not a match made at heaven because she's a lot younger, like 38. Gross. Like, I mean, look, here's a match made at heaven. You mean to bad without teeth? If you teach him him to get teeth then he can get his own teeth but then if you give him teeth he'll just expect you to give him teeth forever which is heaven yeah here's a match made in heaven your honey and you want to take your man upstairs and instead he wants to open up a sausage jar that's a match made in heaven right there you see he opened it so 38 in the 60 year old, that's a big age difference big, but it's just me.

It's just me. That's just me. It's just my opinion. Well, Kelly's like 143. I'm 43. She's like, no, no, no, it's not good. Where because she's other than she's younger than him. She's like, oh, I just like that. That's very difficult. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. So the question somebody from somewhere is like, Hey, Vicki didn't like the Kelly talked about sex so much, but then Vicki talked about BJ's with her own son.

So why can't Kelly talk about sex with her kids? Like her kids 11, okay. My kid is like 33. Whatever he is. Yeah, yeah, she's like, okay, I hit the difference. Julie is nine and Michael is hot. Okay, I just said it. There we go. So does Kelly want to settle down? And she's like, oh, I don't know. Like she sort of like had just her answer a little bit and we learned that Shannon set Kelly up with a guy but she doesn't like the guy because he argues with Kelly too much and Shannon's just like I'm not Johnson all I'm not Johnson all I just keep throwing

minute hurts she just turns away and I the best I could do is, uh, date a cardboard cut out of an old, bird-rattle movie. Cannonball Walk. Yeah. One of the best movies Bert ever made. Yes. It's a very common collected movie. Wow, I was hoping that he could get to that point in their relationship when she tried to make a crunchy quinoa

And the guy I set her up with disregarded it and ate chips as he stared at her bug I did leave I didn't make it so I'll tell you who's a real gentleman is a dom d'Ella Wheeze Mainly because he appreciates a good cream cheese in salmon situation. I learned it from him. It was inspired by him. And Telli takes a walk on the beach and sees that whore Lonnie Anderson playing sand volleyball. Too much sugar on his sauce on his short rib. That's what I say. So next up, they're like, Kelly tosses little people in Irish

pubs. What do you think about that? And then we see the clip of her yelling at Shane and Steve. You're a fucking dog is what you are fucking pussy. He's a bitch. He's a little bitch. Yeah, and he's like, so Kelly you hurled a bunch of insults at Shane. You thought he was a dork, a loser, a little twerp, little pussy, little bitch. The world's worst, elf on the shelf, human pimple, tree branch that was turned into a man and that man turned out to be a shit, so it was turned into a tree branch again, but didn't get quite right,

so it's half tree branch, half shit. No one knew what cornhole can't be with. Sorry, I'm not a cold everybody. So I I'm so I'm so confused in my back. You're back. No, but I just I thought that I'll I heard you say is no one knows our Cornhole can be is. Then you got it. I was just thinking of like little kid insults. Oh, you called him a stapler with arms. You called him a Nutlist Snickers bar. So that one didn't go over to well. Like, well, he is. And when they show that clip of her just hurling abuse at chain, they show her like laughing and smiling

with when I kind of cocked because she got like a weird kind of Botox this episode. So whenever her eyes is like kind of pop by cocked and then she's laughing at herself and then it cuts to Emily and Emily's just like, mm, smell the fart. She has smell the fart. Yeah, she has full-on, fart smell fart face. Yeah, and then I love Kelly's whole logic during this. It's like, not good logic. It's like very self-serving logic, and yet I loved it all, because they're like, so Kelly, did the punishment fit the crime? To me it did.

She just like, for me, that's all I can. Yeah, and Emily's like, yeah, but when did even say to you, that was not bad. She's like, what? You're a drunk. Boo. Yeah, start doing this like Shane as Gollum crawling up the side of the volcano.

You know, my precious, my precious. That precious is too young that I'm just saying that. Yeah. How about you, Dana, King of the Rings? How about that? There you go. No, no. So then, so Gina's like, it was disproportionate.

It was a disproportionate punishment. Maybe you, not to me. What do you mean the morality, please? What do you mean the morality, please? You're the morality, please. So then it's like, would Tamra be mad if Kelly named called Eddie and then Kelly's like, he named called me. He named called me, though. He named me. And then Tamra's answer is so funny because she's like, well, if Eddie sat, sat, that, that was a sat, that, that he to sat, that, that,'m like, uh, Eddie has basically called Shannon a fucking

manic depressive loser who sucking you dry. So Shannon actually does have the right to do that. And she's not doing it. Tamara, you liar. Yeah. And also, I'm just pointing out what Tamara says, not because I give a flying flip, but because she is constantly answering everybody else's questions in this reunion. And that she gets mad at somebody else for answering Exactly right. Why do you talk about that? Why what was talking for her? I'm like that's all you do Tamara. That's literally all you do So then Kelly's Kelly goes back into the greatest sense And she's like if you want to rob on me. I'll throw a new I'll throw a new and I was like That's your line. I've heard it get new material

I'll get new material. It's called underpants like the kind that shane wears over his head when he gets beaten up by bullies I bet huh what do work new material Okay, I did I did write material. I didn't even need it How about you get your husband in tow. Get your little bitch under control. New material! Check out this new shit. Your husband's a little bitch. Oh wait, that's old material. I don't even care. She's like, what you said was just for a portion. Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Proportionation was cares Look at our poor safe of cares and I friend I had to for a tooth and I friend I had to for a tooth. That's no material an elf for an elf She's basically Kelly logic is like well, I don't care who cares like whatever you And then she's like she's Then she just starts quoting the Bible. I mean, only Orange County really. Yeah.

So then it's like, you know, you said you were killing him. You said you killed him. It's against the law. Talk about this. Talk about being bigger. You can't say disproportionate. She gets so caught up in it. You're just beballing it!

So Shannon's like, well, he want to talk about disproportionate, Emily threatened to murder Kelly! Ha! Ha! I'll tell you what else is disproportionate. The amount of my wingsline compared to how many calories I actually eat. How's that happen? You want to talk about fair? So Emily is like, oh, yes, Shannon. We've heard my mom keeps about dialing now that by the way I hope that doesn't mess up her recording mother mother. She doesn't even keep her phone in her purse I don't know how she keeps but dialing me but I've answered it three times and she's talking about some Mexican food restaurant

She's like they're Mexican food. Let me tell you, it's the best. Oh my gosh. How does this keep happening? Okay, everybody. Sorry for putting you in here. No, I'm not sure that information. Sure, it's like someone isn't about that Mexican restaurant.

She keeps popping up. Ronda, ronda, ronda. You're not calling me, Maza. You're calling guacamole. So Emily is now like, lawyer Emily, she's like, it's only a threat if the other person has reasonably thinks the other person is going to reasonably think that the first person is going to

reasonably think that the third person reasonably thinks they're going to kill them. Why? Objects him because when you have to be restrained from killing such as I'm not talking to you. It's like, whoa, jolly green. And then everyone just starts mocking Emily like, whoa. And Kelly goes, whoa, get your finger in her mouth. Yeah, get your finger in her mouth!

It's like the law! It's like the law! It's like the Emily turns into giant voice whenever she's really mad. She suddenly is like, you! She needs to be unleashed. She's so hot golden heart! Ho ho ho ho!

Turns into Chris. From... Ho ho ho! Hey, babe! Oh Shurgeon to Chris from oh Yeah, people need to unleash the the Emily monster more because it's fantastic Yeah, and then Shannon's like, well, come down. I'm just saying come down Italy come down, which is exactly what you say to Shannon when you want to see her spin out of control Exactly what you say to Shannon when you want to see her spin out of control. Yeah Exactly, so and Tam is just laughing. She's just loving. Yeah, I'm just loving. Yeah, she's got a purse like but open-liped laugh that she does Like she's like trying to bite down on a really big straw. Yeah, and then Shannon's like just keep shaking girl

I'll just keep shaking and Kelly goes she's saying just proportionate look at this hilarious What a farce new material I just want for the record when I said keep shaking. I was not being aggressive to Emily I was simply telling my daughters how to make the that not show mix for later tonight. Just keep shaking around the back of that's it that Nacho makes for later tonight. Just keep shaking around the back of that's it. So then, Kelly's like, I really thought you were gonna kill me. I did, I watched snapped.

I watched Criminal ID. I watched Wives with knives. This holds up in court very well, Kelly. And Jim gets really, Kelly, you were scared. The kids! There's a show called snap it's real and airs on oxygen which is owned by

the Comcast family of networks. And Andy's like Callie do you or Emily do regret going there with Callie and threatening to murder her she's like yes and I said so with my blog and he's like, yeah, it's an essential with my blog, Andy. And she was like, she was in Paris, Andy, she was really in Paris.

And then Tamer gets, what do you do to talk to each other? This is up Tamer. Why is Tamer in that seat? Why? Why is she in the main seat, like the main fight seat? I know that she's caused everything, but all she does is cry and deny everything and get into the middle of everyone else's fight

And she's trying to be the host of this show, okay? Yeah, we don't need you here, ma'am. Yeah, so hey Kelly Why were you telling Emily to hit you? She's like, look, so I get her back. I want to hit her back It's fun. They didn't snap to you. I've seen that such a good show. Such a good show And then she turns right to the camera and some miles in it. Yeah. And then he's like, well, Kelly, you said and get in your blog, but she's a little bitch. So why would you do that even after you apologize?

She's like, because obviously you don't even talk to your little bitch. She's not even different. And Tamer's like, yeah, you're mech excuses. This is what she's trying to say. And Kelly goes, like, yeah, Yameka skisses. This is what she's trying to say. And Kelly goes, yeah, you just say snark as him. Like that's gonna excuse everything. Yeah, well, most importantly,

it was that when Andy was reading from the blog, he goes, he goes, you wrote, I said it then, and I'll say it again, he's a little bitch. And Kelly goes, and a door, and a door, this is a door. She's like, I want to make sure that's in there. But we ride. Yeah. So, um, uh, yes.

So, um, and it's like, listen, Kelly, if you, if you and I are friends, you can't call my husband names. At which point Kelly then pivots to her other Kelly persona which is oh no of course of course sorry I think you just yelled little bitch like 30 times you just like are you just made sure you went out of the way to include dork into what Andy was just saying. And then you're like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, never.

And then Emily goes, okay, accept it. And then she's shane, I would say, in Tamerat Chumson, and he goes, don't get it, Bob. Batch. She's like, yeah. Yeah. So then Andy is like, okay, well,

that seems like a good resolution, I think. I'm not really sure. I'm too stoned. Yeah. He's like, okay, now let's talk about something severely horrifying. Vicki's working. She's like, oh my god, I'm a bit embarrassed. I'm a bit embarrassed. We have to start that. She said never to it again. Look, I just looked off. I don't even want to look at it. I'm going to cover my face. I masturbate while this glit plays. I'm gonna come for my face. I masturbate while this clip plays. Great clip, great clip, baby.

Yeah, thanks a lot. Um, yeah, Nana, Nana Vicki loves twerking. Why did I write that? That's what he said. Oh, Nana Vick, we learn that Nana Vick likes to twerk. Take a big guy. Oh, geez. Yeah, exactly.

So then Andy starts asking Shannon about her farting. Someone called him as like, Shannon, I'm surprised you needed paddles for your raft. It could have been self-repelled with all your gas. She's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Crappens at checkout. Let's get back to this to this Jamaica situation, shall we? Let's do her. Let's do her. So we watched the whole segment of Shannon going crazy, which honestly, in my mind, I would have liked to see more clips because it's just like my favorite thing ever. Yeah, watching Shannon kind of dry swallow while she watches it.

And then literally, she's wearing feathers on her sleeves, so her feathers are ruffled. Like you just's wearing feathers on her sleeves. So her, her, her feathers are ruffled. Like you just see, you just see her feathers on her sleeves, like shaking, you see like, her sister rings her hands, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Only Shannon could literally get her feathers ruffled at a really. I love Shannon Panic face. Like watching her watch this is like she's in full panic where she's again looking like she's cooling down a cup of coffee on her eyes are bulging at the same time.

Like, you're like, Shannon would or killed by the clip show of her craziness. Wow, it's like playing tag alone. I'm always it. Oh, it looks, this is, this is how I felt when I pulled the mashed potatoes out of the microwave and I did her party. They weren't ready. And then we get the lovely clip of Eddie like, come on, she sucks you dry, you can't keep enabling her. What a prick. Yeah. And then Tamara just be trying her over and over again. So, um, and he's like, so, oh, some people call you codependent. Some people call Tamara a possum

face and some people say that cream cheese has no place in frozen salmon. Shannon and she's like, well, I, we, uh, I used to contact her multiple times today because I do have good days and I have bad days. But most are bad and it was a very dark And Timmer's like and that was I'll catch but I was going through hard stuff too. I was going through hard stuff

I like like my least favorite thing is like when people Complained that someone else is selfish because they want to be selfish instead or like yeah, you know I'm saying yeah, like they want to be selfish instead or like, you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to be selfish. Yeah, like they want to talk about themselves. I mean, like I actually get it. I actually get what Tamer's talking about, but I just still think the lodge behind it's like crazy.

Like just talk about it then. Like just saying, you know, yeah, just say hey, this is always been my problem with it from the beginning is what happens right here because Andy's like, well, did you ever express directly that you wanted that reciprocated camera that you needed Shannon? And she goes, and Shannon goes, only on camera. And that's the problem with a camera. You know, she acts all nice to your face

and then she trashes you to everybody else and waits so it can explode at the end of the season. And you look like an asshole and then she's like, what did I do? I was the one who hurt at this whole time. Yeah, and I actually feel like as a whole during this three-part reunion, Tamer did not get chastised as much as she should have

for talking so much shit about Shannon and Jamaica. Like they were allegedly squashed her beef and she was talking so much shit in Jamaica and she was filling up those girls' ears, Emily and Gina and then they took the fall for it and I just don't think that Tamara got the come-up ins that we all expected at the reunion. Yeah, she got off possum free because she does what everybody, what every bully does when they're confronted. She cried.

She pretend to cry and just went, I was the money was hurting it was me Like she's a big victim and she's correct that house-wise viewers have the worst memory of all people on earth I mean, I think that if that was scientifically studied that would be correct because people just forget They're like the tamar was the one to cry Shannon must have bullied her. Yeah So There's the talking about the codependency. Kelly is saying that, you know, she thinks the women were cut. The reason why Kelly said they're codependent is just based on how they simply chose rafts at the one of the Jamaica, uh, Jamaican excursions. And we see a flashback of like Shannon, uh, asking Biggie to go on a raft with her and then

Tamer getting mad and asking Kelly, and then Shannon's like, well, I'll go with you. And Tam is like, no, I'm going with Kelly. You know, this ridiculous thing, whatever. And Shannon's like, well, actually, I don't think that we're caught of bed and not at all. When we travel, I always say, with Tamara, but this year, I sat with Kelly. Did I complain about it?

No. No? And he goes, now, Shannon, you're entitled to feel how you feel. She goes, everyone is entitled to feel how they feel. Oh God, I can't quite I said that now. Let's talk about my feelings some more because I'm entitled. And it is not my intent to suck the life out of people. I mean, I laughed and then, then I cried when I saw my house was being sold.

I was having fun and then my house was being sold. And then after that I danced, even after spreading my ankle. And Jean is like, oh my God, so many problems. Oh, you did this and you did that and you did this. It's disgusting. This instead of that and that, just like that and this, even the way Santa Kelly and that camera, like it's so much.

I was like, please cry about leaving your husband again for no reason. Yeah, exactly. So that's been a joy ride. Yeah, I do have to say, by the way, just circling back to what Shadden said about that. Like normally she sits with Tamra when they travel, but this time she's like sat with Kelly. She's like Vicki, I think she's saying. Oh, Vicki, oh, Vicki, yeah. Just like I didn't even, I sort of, I thought what was so funny about it initially was that she said did you complain?

No, no, but like here as I was saying I was like the fact that this is proof that you're not codependent that you for like for a few different times during the year you sat with someone else That is so hilarious Like no, no codependency free. We free. We, uh, you know, once a month, once every two months, I'll sit with someone else. Yeah. Once every two months when Tamara is being mean to me behind her back and she needs to be shown with the boss bitches and I will sit with Vicki. What about that? Like, yep, that was pretty meant to.

Sometimes in the airport, I will go to a Hudson News and I'll buy an Eminem's packet. Maybe I'll be regular. Maybe I'll be peanut. Maybe it'll be peanut butter. And you know what? Sometimes I offer the very first one to someone who's not tamara. Ha! That could've been the little nut at all! Now where are you shaking your head up and down tamara? She's like, cut some of how you explain things. She's like, blah, blah, blah. She's like, well, I'm trying to say that I was having fun. That's what I was saying. I was trying to find.

And she gets, but that's how you did to say that. That's what she's like. Oh, I just think this big sigh. Yeah. And time is like, this is where Gina just starts jumping all over Shannon's ass for no reason. Yeah. Like, she just won't stop at this point.

Come for somebody else. I don't like to see the young ones go after the older ones. Well, I literally just being neurotic, you know, messes. Well, I actually understand Gina going for Shannon because basically she was trying to get to know Shannon and she felt like Shannon shut her down and then that Shannon was hostile to her and now Shannon's saying the stuff

that's making her seem very sympathetic and you just like kind of like no this is like bullshit so Tamara's doing this whole like no with you Shannon it's me me me me which is funny because Tamara has spent the whole reunion be like but what about me what about me what about what I'm going through. What about- ah! So then Shannon's like, Well, I mean, I- I leaned heavily on Tamer this year, which is not a commentary on the week that Vicki gave me two years ago, but I was leaning heavily on her, and I thought that we were close enough that I could do that for her,

and apparently not. Apparently she couldn't handle my emotional stress. I was too much, I was too much of a burden. I understand that. I asked too much, I was too much. I thought she was a better friend than she was. So Timber was like, uh, uh, don't do this to me.

Don't do this to me. Not when I'm sitting on a garbage can. I just found a new piece of trash I can buy through. Yeah, she looks like that's not right. That's bullshit that you see in this. Bullshit. She said, yeah, because you made me look like an asshole. Like you are an asshole.

Okay. You like I can I can genuinely say you're an asshole. Yeah. Like one of your own minds is your butt jealous from all the shit coming out of your mouth. Well, I'm a timbrose classy classics. Yeah, Tim, right.

You don't even get the joke of Jim Carrey talking with his ass in Ace Ventura because you're like, that's normal, right? So Vicky is like- Felt like I just said everything he said. Vicky is like, that's a Fertz-Fort. That's a Fertz-Fort. Keep shining. Keep smiling.

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And I apologize Kelly's like now you're turning it around I was like, now you're turning it around. I'm not trying to, I just like, we're all coming back. Ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, these people are going so crazy right now. And Tamra, like, again, Tamra, what, that Tamra, like that, that Shattered has, I think, a legitimate thing to say, to say, I feel shitty that like, to hear, like to hear me event, like, is, is exhausting. That makes I feel shitty that like to hear me vent, like is exhausting, that makes me feel shitty.

And then Tamra is trying to one upper and say, well, I feel shitty because you're saying that like, you know, you can't call me anymore. Like no Tamra, you don't get to be the victim because she's reacting to you shading her. Right? I'm being a victimizer. Yeah, exactly.

And this house thing, like the only reason why you went to Shannon's house As you could size it up and see if you had to make get a house nicer Okay, we all know why you went over there wasn't because you're like oh so happy for her to go to get a house Like I want your house to see if you could clean the coudans with that Fledge going down the bank head right in front of you sink I mean she actually really went to her house to be like, oh my God, did you see Shannon's new house? It's nice, but it's small. That's all I'm saying.

It's small. She just went over to Shannon's house to ding dong ditch her and leave her like a flaming bag of food, sign David. Oh, well, looks like there's a bag. It's on fire. There's a fire. Sophie, stay back.

There's a fire. I'm just going to step on, oh no. I think there might be some cream cheese in that bag. I felt a little, oh god chocolate cream cheese. I think that chocolate cream cheese. So I thought I'd just say where I was coming from. I don't wanna make it about me, me, me, me, me. And she ain't got me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

Shut up, Gina. And then Vicki's like, do you realize your feds? Little one over there, little young person over there with your tight skin, not existed pores and Gina's like, yeah, and Tam was there for her. That's it, Tam was there for her. And then Emily jumps in and she's like,

I think that you feel like she controls the relationship because if she's not happy, then she'll just dice you well. Oh, God. Like you just always show you well. Okay. Like you just almost threatened to murder somebody again. Can we stop acting like you're a doctor Phil right now? Also an important side note, one of our listeners brought this up to us in Nashville and I don't know how we overlooked it.

That Gina and Brandy are wearing the exact same dress on their respective reunions, which I think is the first time this has happened at two different housewives are wearing the same dress, the same week on two different reunions. Yeah, because Emily is wearing Sonya's dress, except Sonya was wearing it white and better. Let's face it, no offense, Emily.

But Sonya, when she wore to the New York reunion, she wore that white silk dress with the big flower on the front. Emily's got kind of the, like, forever not 21 anymore version of that. Oh, I didn't even notice that. So I just, I wanted to point that out because I know it's like that's the sort of thing that people like, why haven't they mentioned that yet?

So yes, we do see it. Because I can't see past Vicki's, you know, faux silk. Korean. Yeah, crop top curtain dress. With like a strange like, here's like a small piece of my waist peeking out It's just like the worst thing ever. So hey, why is Shannon Bedore against anti-depressants? Shannon's like, well, I just you know what? I would have appreciated a one-on-one or a two-on-two in a common environment That's all I would have reacted totally peacefully.

I guarantee you. It's like, mm. I don't think so. And then what was the fight that they had? I mean, this was so much fighting in the episode they're talking about, but she goes, well, first of all, it was a dinner I showed a drunk to.

We were drunk at that dinner. And they had had a fight about how drunk they were. And they were saying that they weren't that drunk Or they wasn't that to fight were Vicki and Shannon were like they were like they're not even drunk Because she's crazy. Yeah, it was just more stuff and like, you know, because she was like She's like the basically saying the reason why she got out so out of control is because she showed up the dinner drunk And she's like excuse excuse. I actually bought a I bought a sign from Marshall's like, excuse, excuse, I actually bought a, I bought a sign for Marshall's that says, excuse, gather, excuse.

And Timmer's like, job, it's then, oh, cause she goes, well, I didn't want it to get volatile. And Timmer, because it doesn't have to get volatile. I was like, you were literally chasing her down the street and making her talk.. And then so she goes, yeah, you were friendly to Amanda streets and Jamaica at the crazy. And then like, Tamara, I think, gets mad here. It was all like very fast, like especially because, you know, at this point, Shannon has her like, she's doing the thing with her hands, you know, where each hand is like,

the palm is like, you know, like, I can't describe it. I'm like, looking at my hands right now and I can't even describe what my hands like. She's like, ringing her hands, right? Well, it looks like she's watched. She's pantomime washing her hands in a, in a sink with like a press soap. Yeah. And she has that thing where she has like all her hands together. And her thought, like all her fingers are together pointing in one direction and her thumb is pointing in Other like she's sort of like getting ready to do read between these lines

And she's cycling her hands like around each other like a little like a plow in a field She's like yes, okay, yeah, but she does them slowly with each point She like rotates one from the back to the floor like my hands are like index cards that are working like a pal I am going through my role Index of offenses that you have committed against me So anyway, she's like it's not an excuse. It's a fat Gina. So then Tamara I Tamera it's so funny when I wrote this down. I was like

I'm not even gonna understand the logic of this when I read it on the show I wrote down tamera can't believe Gina said that Tamra said that Gina said is a bad friend. So when when Gina said at the table, Tamra says that you're a bad friend Shannon, Tamra is now acting like the victim. Tamra is saying that she was so shocked that Gina said that and she couldn't believe that. I'm like, how many layers of victimhood can you like maintain in a single reunion camera? Yeah, cause that's all she does, like deflect deflect. Now, this is gonna shock you, but I see what she's saying because Shannon came to this dinner

and she was being a monster at this dinner. She was being so rude, they were talking and she's like, ah, wow, I'll tell you what's fun. Not this or whatever she was saying. She was being a total asshole. And then she kind of deserved to get her asked you out. But then she was like, wow, Tamara is my good friend. She's and then Gina said something. Oh, really? Yes. Yes. She's, Tamara says you're a really good friend. Go ahead, Tamara. Tell her. Go ahead and tell her he's likeer tella go ahead and Kelly's like yeah go ahead

Tamer all so this is where they're all kind of egging Tamer on and she was talking match it behind shannins back Yeah, but it wasn't this probably wasn't the best place It's like Gina wanted Shannon in this moment where she was riled up and she was drunk and she was gonna lose her shit And Gina loved every second of it. Yeah, and so Gina did throw Tamara under the bus for that moment, but you know that's what Tamara gets. Yeah, exactly. Tamara spent all that time talking shit about Shannon, so you know it's bad time. So then it gets back to this thing where like, well Shannon doesn't warm up well to new

girls and you just have to wait for her to come around and Kelly's like, yeah, she didn't like me for two years, for two years, who cares? And Gina's like, well I think it's weird that I have to like wait for it, she can just be rude and cold to me and I just have to wait for her to be nice to me, until she deans to like me, et cetera. And Shannon's like, well the truth is Gina, I don't really like you. To me, you're like an exercise bicycle. I get on, I get trapped, I'm unhappy, I just want to go. I'm happy.

I just want to go. And then you're always talking. It's like faster, faster, mat, mat, mat, mat, so have sex. You've been nothing but not very nice and judge mental. I'll tell you that much. Tell me what I'm sorry. Now I was you that much. Tell her I'm sorry.

Now I was talking to Gina. Oh, first of habit. No. And then Gina's like, name the first time I was nice to you, name it. And she's like, well, the first night I met you, you're screaming that I don't have girl code. And then they show Gina saying very calmly

that someone broke girl code or whatever. Yeah. But the person I didn't met you, you were trying to talk to you about Vicki, trying to make us not like her. So. Which is also true. That she's just going to drop bombs wherever she goes. Yeah.

So now they start talking about meds again and like anti-depressants. And Shannon says the reason why she doesn't want to go on anti-depressants is that like, even though they work very well she has a couple of friends who turned a bit zombie like and she's scared of that and so she goes so what I did was I just stayed home for six months instead and didn't talk to anyone and just close myself off to the outside world I'm like so you basically went chose mummy instead of zombie. Yeah, pretty much. Kind of a ladder.

I wrapped myself in toilet paper and I ate some brains. That's what I did. I'm like, I'm not sure like shutting yourself into your house and like, just like soaking in your sadness is any better than turning into a zombie. Yeah, I'm not really sure. But I do understand what she's saying when she's like, I just wanted to experience the pain because that is sometimes what depression is. You know, I've suffered from depression or struggled with, I should say,

depression for my whole life. And at some point, I was like, you know, I'm kind of enjoying this. Like because there are parts of depression where you can fall into it. It's like, well, now I have depressed. So I can be in bed all day and read a book and eat whatever I want and just say it's because there is a part of it that becomes addictive, you know, without offending anyone else's struggles they've gone through. That's how it was with me personally. So when she said that, I was like, yeah, I get that, you know, but you know, people have to go on medication or take care of their thing on their own.

It's not gonna be from a bunch of women squawking at you over dinner, telling you your nuts, or this fucking Gina bitch coming at you so hard for no reason at all times. You know? So ultimately Shannon, basically the way Shannon took everything that Crazy Night in Jamaica was like, you can't handle your life, you're, look at you,

you're fat, you're made terrible decisions, you don't like get a life, do something with yourself. And so Tim was like, is that something, David, you're the sad of you? It's like, hold it tight. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah even know. I tell you, that's how well I know. Shouting. I'm like, really?

Yeah. Everything that comes out of her mouth has something to do with David. I don't know how psychic that was. The last thing I wanted to do was hit a nerve and make you feel my heart shinin. It was the last thing. I never wanted to do that. And then she does that person smile with her open mouth. Yeah. So now Shannon is like bawling because she had like a small epiphany there and she's just like, and Andy goes,

so maybe that's why you are reacting. Anyway, when it comes to new boobs, he just starts transitioning away while she's just like hunched over her seat like in a pile of tears. Yeah, well, we turned over to being drunk. It's like, geez, can we just dog pile Shannon anymore? The woman is already sobbing. And when Tamriya with Tamri said that, he's like, Hi, five camera, you totally solved it.

So then he's like, so everybody basically insinuated the ear of drunk Shannon, which I'm officially sick of hearing about everybody's alcohol problems on these shows. I'm sick of it. That's like every show now. These women are alcoholics most likely. And if not, they use alcohol too much. Who cares? Let's just accept it and move on. Yeah, they all have ubers. So Tamara goes, I don't think she has a problem with alcohol, but I think she's just self-medicated. And then they all go, oh, well, yeah, I mean, why? I do that.

We all do that. That's like fine. We all do that. I'm like, wait, is this really happening right now? Does anyone understand? Like, you don't understand what they're actually saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, at least they admit it with, even though they don't know they're admitting it, you know

Um, you're all drugs. Okay, we know that's why we watch your show And then Gina of course has to try and make it about her. I'm not I'm sorry I know we disagree on this, but I'm just not feeling her right now. She's too much for me No, I'm going through a divorce too and I got small children and it's a job time I'm like, okay, so your divorce is worse because you have small children This is a whole scene brought on by drama that you're causing by suggesting she's a drunk and a crazy person So could you maybe save your we already went through your segment of fake tears lady? No one understands what I go through.

I walked with you oils of marshals every single day and I'm just waiting, waiting for them to put up a sign I could buy that just says to force and they will never do it. So then we move on. I keep thinking we're going to have a different segment, right? No, no, no. I'm trying to align. A strong, a big ol' Shannon segment. I know. So I wrote a line thinking we were going to have a different segment, right? No, no. I was trying to be a strong, big ol' Shannon segment. I know.

So I wrote a line thinking we were going to move into a different segment. Nope. And he's like, so who? Shannon. What did you think when they said you have rich girl problems? Or when Kelly said you had rich girl problems? And Kelly goes, actually, if you said that, uh-huh. Yeah, because Kelly said that David was a saint for putting up a chan and yeah, I can hear you.

Yeah, that's what Kelly said, which is worse actually. And she's like, well, I thought like, when you said that Vicki was favoring Michael in your divorce, I thought there's a friend I just went to dinner with this favoring David over me. And he's like, whoa, I didn't choose my words right. What I meant was, it must be really hard to be married to someone like you.

No, what I only meant was you're very, very difficult. I would try to any man to divorce, any man. Not David. All I meant was if I were David, I would have jumped off a cliff along time ago. Oh, I'm saying Shannon is you're just terrible to talk with and to live with and I can't imagine anyone who actually then want to have sex with you too.

And then Shannon gives that face that like like was there an earthquake? Was there a very small earthquake just now? That's her face. So then Andy's like, this is so much stress. I mean, even watching it and talking about it after I'm like, I'm exhausted. Okay. So Andy's like, oh, so, is there anything we didn't address? Anybody want to jump on Shannon? I don't know. I'm any of these last things. Yeah, I think I question, why does so many birds it windows?

Well, it turns out that they're tried to run away from Oh, I'm saying is that you cause birds to want to commit suicide. That's all I wish I could know I would never say anything like that never say he's a thing So Tamarich dump jumps in with her question. I have a question. Have you kind of just not talked about? Are you going to ask me out? Will we get out of here?

Just be like, talk to this February with my fan again. I was like, you are such an asshole. You are lucky if she even talks to you when you're filming again. You've done nothing but try and bring this woman down. But this is why Tamra's great, because she just knows how to like go after people at the right moment and then turn herself

into the victim at the next moment. It's kind of like brilliant in the worst way. And I'm still team Shannon, by the way, I just want to say in case there's confusion, I'm still team Shannon, because no matter what, I don't know, even when Shannon's fully in the wrong, there's something about her that it just got to him and I love her. Yeah, she cracks me up.

Yeah. And especially because she's anti-tamera and Tamara is doing, I mean, she's on the opposite side of Tamara and Tamara really has been doing everything she can to just make Shannon have a nervous breakdown. Yeah. And it's not her first season doing that either. If you guys remember, she also did that in Shannon's first and second seasons.

Yeah. So yeah, so now like when she's like, I got to ask some asked. So then Shannon's like, well, I talk to my therapist every single day, and I'm working out being, ah, less reactive. And not being so close minded to manipulative bitches like you. So I think that maybe there'll be hope. And then Tamara goes,

Well, I'm sorry if I talk into the girls about my feelings, but I just felt like I couldn't get about you because you liked the Mastermind API letter and everything and I'm the asshole. Oh my God, okay. So now you're crying for forgiveness and calling her a master manipulator. Yeah, she's saying, yeah, exactly. It's Shannon's fault, which is,

it's Shannon's fault that Tamara went and talked shit about her to Emily, and Shannon's face is like, huh, huh, this bitch, this bitch can be a believer. 30 to 40. I got a thoughts about this fake Christian channel at the cross for me. No, and then Tamer is like, yeah, Bob, I know.

I just probably become Tamer Trident. You like that for so many years? It's about, and Andy's like, now's it again. All right, whose boobs should we talk about? Yeah, when all else fails, just blame it on David. And you know what, I'm actually OK with that. So, yeah, Shannon's like, you know, I heard that I was selfish, that I was an alcoholic from day one,

that I was crazy. And I guess this is what David had been saying to her for 17 years of their marriage, right? Yeah, but it doesn't just sound like you're total alcoholic, because I hear I was selfish and an alcoholic, even though I went five years without one drink. Yeah, yeah.

I was like, oh, so it was really a struggle to quit drinking. But I have learned to self-medicate in any time I feel a little crazy or sad. I just simply drink the booze, but for that only, for self-medicating only, not for alcoholic reasons. Now I just see Dr. Moon shine and everything's fine again. And Vicki is just like, well, we're all on a jetty. We're all experiencing this thing called life. Ladies and gentlemen, experiencing a thing called life.

Let's go crazy. Let's go crazy. OK, stop. Stop working on crazy. You have Vicki, stand back. There's probably like a side T99 literally. It's the first blowjob I gave it in a nod today. Battence.

Battence. So then, Tamara goes, well, I haven't had phone calls from Shaneth for a week. And I miss those phone calls. I was like, really? The ones that we just saw clips of your husband saying that they sucked you dry and you need to cut her off. Come on. The same phone calls were used to, I kept a sneak out of your bedroom where you were having hot sets of Adi.

And go downstairs to basement to talk to Shannon and those phone calls. Yeah. And Andy's like, well, Tamara figured that one out. She's never said that. She's just like about to be out there. Yeah. So now I'm like, oh, well, that was a great reunion, but it's like, no, wait, there's more. So now we talk about the post-Jamaica drama that happened with Gina and Shannon and Emily and Tamara. When Gina went to Shannon after she got a surgery and said the girls was saying, get mental and Kelly said, who's Tamara? And then Gina got blame for all of it.

And then Emily was like, she reminds me of my mother growing up being very mentally old, you know, etc. Yeah. Shannon just looks so shell shocked by the time it comes to the side. It's like another segment about me Like are we are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, it looks like she's just about to fall over. She's completely drained

God smack if you will. God smack So Gina explains why she started stirring the pot. She's like, you know what? I walked into your house and it was very small I could tell a small than what you used to live in term. I was like, yeah, yeah, that's true. She's like, you know what? I walked into your house and it was very small. I could tell was smaller than what you used to live in. I was like, yeah, yeah, that's true, that's true. And then just like, you know, you're all alone. There's nobody to take care of you. You're post-sage. You're gonna have one's talking about your mental health. So I thought I would tell you what people are saying. That's all. I'm telling you. I was like, that's like the time that you're not supposed to be telling people that. Yeah, she has a, why would you bring something up like that?

Doesn't make much sense to me? Does it make sense to me? No. No, no. She's like, wow, the here's what happened. After we finished filming that scene, I called Gina and I said, why would you bring that up at a time like this? And Gina goes, no, what you said was, you got a history of not remembering things

and you said you're afraid you're gonna lose my children and you wanna know everything they said. And I felt bad for you, okay? Then I said I'm not gonna tell Tamara because you know, I'm not a shitster. And Tamara goes, I didn't know about that, that's. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Cartman. Yeah, and she's like, well, I'm not, what? So I'm not going to call my best friend and ask if she said it. Oh, and then you said it's a blatant lie. And I'm trying to manipulate just, well, you said she's like, I didn't say that

you're a liar to cure a liar liar or it's your selective memory. It's like, oh, ho, ho, ho. At which point Shannon does her, wait, that was an earthquake, right? Face. Yeah, sure. Face is like, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, left front. Is anything shaking?

Is everything OK? So basically, there's this thing, what Shannon was basically saying that Shannon was afraid, was going through a custody battle, a frayed should be losing your kid and Shannon's like index card hand throughout index card hand around I wasn't going through a custody battle don't put words in my mouth I only accept seven cream cheese that sounds delicious thank you Gina I will have that and Gina really has no excuse here because she's totally in the wrong.

So she just whips out a pre-written line that she hasn't been able to use. She's like, if you don't want me to put wedging him out, then don't say the words. You're an open book of bullshit. Look, so I'm glad you got that one out. Speaking of Ben Bick's turn. And then Shannon, first she does it like a,

huh, face, and then she's like, well, then keep your nose out of it. If you don't like my book, don't read it, don't read it. Keep stirring that book pot. I was fuck soup, Gina. And Vicky's like, depression isn't even a mental illness. They really are nailing it with the discussion of alcoholism and depression.

I mean, how much sexuality I mean that's a choice so Gina's like depression is a mental illness That's not what friends are for there's no man like we just think out life The cherry boot about right guys and so she's just quoting songs the ages at this point Yeah about right guys. So she's just quoting songs at the ages at this point. Yeah. Baby baby. But right. So Gina's like, um, yeah, you know what, everyone acts different and divorce. I put my big girl panties on a soldier on. No, you didn't. Okay. You haven't even fucking told your kids you're getting divorced yet. So you haven't dealt with it. And B,

you didn't really soldier on. You got to add on to your how, like some casita of sack, you got like Cheryl C. Said to go hide in when your husband's not off fucking. I mean, I don't know who you think your kid and lady, okay, but you better back down. Either way, she does a dramatic monologue with like a quivering lip and she gets a zoom in and she's like, no, Shannon, the truth is, I feel bad for you. I, you know, I'm going through it too. I'm going through it too. I got my heart broken too. It's happening to me you know, I'm going through it too. I'm going through it too. I got my heart broken too. It's happening to me.

Okay, that's all I gotta say. I'm getting divorced too. And then you just see Shannon, like the lifeblood is returning to her face as she just fully like inhales and consumes Gina's pain. She's just like, why?

So I feel wonderful right now. What is this? Thank you, my batteries were low. Oh, I'm, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I'm. I'll just be over here coming my hair with a fork. If anyone needs me. But Shannon's pissed because of course here's Gina again and in a segment about how she went after Shannon.

It was completely in the wrong for this one. She tries to make it about her and get some sympathy with her fake tears. So Shannon just gets anger face. She goes, wow, I appreciate that apology. And she's like, my whole I was checking in. Look at that. Maybe it was bad timing. She goes, well, okay, we moved on. And Kelly's like, she said, sorry, she's and we moved on Kelly. And Andy goes, well, it seems like you've accepted their apologies and like you hate them. Which was a pretty great moment for Andy. And then Emily, Emily's like, I wanted a apology also for not spending a lot of day with

us. Like what was that about? And she's like, no, I spent time with you and Jamaica and today, today counts, that counts two times, two times in one year. That counts. No apology necessary. So then we talk about how it still keeps going, everybody. It's still more, it's just like, just when you think it's done.

So they're like, so what about that lunch? Then when Tamar was mad at Gina for telling Shannon, whatever. And Shannon goes to go, yeah, well, if you watch them at the deck, she said that my mother is mentally ill and I see her than Shannon. And Emily's like, well, it was just triggered. It was just triggered, which is everybody's like escape hatch word, you know, it's like, oh, okay. So after throwing your mother under the bus, I'll see a national TV, now you're fucking triggered enough to do it to somebody else. You're an asshole, team lady.

Yeah, so now we start heading to the end. We're at the end of the site. We're looking back. Kelly is, Kelly and Vicki, their friendship is in disarray and Kelly is saying how she used to love hanging out with Vicki and because like I'm fun. I'm fun. I'm fun. I got five out of five stars on YUP by a reviewer named Gikki Wundelsen as she says I'm fun. You know they may have said that my cat cancer pills were very good for cancer but no one said they weren't fun. So what's the one moment you would take back? So Kelly says that she wish she never called David a saint Gina wishes she had never inserted herself in Shannon's business in Jamaica

Emily wishes she never threatened to kill And then Vicki of course has such a self-serving thing she's like what that time and Michael was relying on Stephen I have a strength which is like LOL oh, well, the implication is like, yeah, people come to us. Yeah. And I, and he asked me, please don't share. And I was so selfish, I wasn't even thinking about anything other than helping with his strength. I wish I had said, no, don't put me in that position. I'm out. Yeah. So the next time I home in this press, it comes up to me on the street says can I have some change? I'll say you know what chase starts with it yourself. Okay, give the job So, Tamara, she wishes she could take back the way she invented her frustrations about Shannon and Shannon's basically like I wish I could take back the way I reacted to that trull up over there in the corner and everything she said

up over there in the corner and everything she said. So then after an entire three hours of talking about who's an alcoholic and whether people need the loony bin, let's have some tequila shots. I like to call it my medicine and I mean that any non ironic way. It's not medication totally cool. I'm taking two aspirin with this. Does this tequila have cream cheese inside it? Then Andy's like Vicki you want to twerk and and he's like I don't ever need to see that again And that wraps up the real housewives of Orange County season

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