Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC

Episode Date: November 24, 2019

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What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? I've already got a droopy microphone. Thank you guys so much, New York City. Oh my God. This... You will do this, New York.

You will give this to me, New York. This is so exciting. We love New York City because I'm from New York. I'm Ronnie Livtier. Yeah, I lived here 10 years. I'm Ronnie lived here. Yeah, I lived here 10 years. My first place was in Staten Island. Okay. That's it.

St. George. It was missing a column in the front so the whole living room sank. And the landlord would only buy rolling chairs, so like you sit there and talk and sink down. Well, we are very excited, because this is sort of like crap is giving slash the second weekend of Ben Roncon. Man, you really forget what New York is like until you're back in New York.

I feel like I'm very nice. I've said fuck you multiple times to people today. They probably didn't even deserve it, but God, it feels so good to be like, fuck you. I, how about that, fuck you, right? We literally did that. We were walking on the street and a guy like bumped into him, he's like, fuck you.

I was like, whoa. But who bumps into you like that? You know, and I feel like they're doing it on purpose because they can. I'm in Texas, you'll get shot. Okay. He's like like you're still free to be addicted people. And also I get this a lot. People keep going like this.

Like hitting their chest and like, what the fuck? Now listen, you know, we always have to like issue a warning because we know that New York crowd gets crazy. And we know, and listen, listen, feel free to tell your neighbor to shut up if they're talking too much, because you won't have to deal with just this venue's security, you'll have to deal with my mom and dad, who are here, and they are not afraid to tell people to be quiet. Yes, a great show for us. Our family's here, my sister Carly and her husband Roger here. It's a true crap it's giving. As a true comment reader here.

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Also, you know, we always, you know, we always, at the top of every show, we always have a long list of our premium and super, super premium sponsors. Happy to report that in attendance tonight, we have all in with Julia Conlon. And let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. There she is. Lauren Fender. There she is. Lauren Fender. Now, I mean. Remember when you stopped for like two months

and everybody's like, what is wrong with Lauren? What happened? What happened with let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender? She was on a bender. She was on a bender. Did she die? What happened to Lauren Fender? Yeah.

What a horrible way. Would you say? She has to die. I'm not shaming you. I'm not shaming you. I just thought that was so funny when people are like, did she die? What's up?

There was like whole investigations going on on Facebook of what happened to Lauren Fender. It's like, Jesus Christ, she's bought us a baby at this point. You know what I mean? Leave the woman alone. Also, happy weaning episode. Yes, we got some milk.

Nice, nice big milk. But of course, like we are in New York, and New York is of course home to my absolute favorite Bravo show of all time, The Real House House of New York. And we don't have any Real House House of New York cast members here. However, one of our favorite People who came out of last season was Dorenda's realtor Lori Cooper and Lori Cooper is here

Summer in there. Where is she Lori? Lori Cooper Lori Cooper already left back there. There she is. Look at that. Look at her. Lori Cooper There she is! Look at that! Look at her! Laura Cooper! You are a national treasure. You better be in every episode next season. We're obsessed with you. Thank you so much for being here.

Happy crap and giving everyone a lot of love. I literally looked up how to become a realtor after I saw you. And I learned it was really hard. So I'm not doing that. So the hotel I'm staying at today, so I got fancy because you know I'm cheap. I'm cheap. I'm not doing that. So the hotel I'm staying at today, so I got fancy because you know I'm cheap, I'm cheap, I'm a podcast artist, so I wanted to, you know what, what do I do? You can't do anything for everything, okay? You know what you're doing?

So I got a hotel but I like went the upgrade at the hotel and I got a little terrace because the hotel is 25 square feet, right? So this is, like, I've opened the door, and I've just kind of rolled into it, and then I just wait until the sun comes up, and I roll back out of it. So I got this little terrace, and it was closed, of course, because it was fucking New York, so they're like, sorry, the terrace is closed, and I was like, how dare you?

So I wasn't in total fucking mode yet, so I called downstairs, and I was like, the terrace is closed, and she's like, what? What do you mean it's closed? I said, there's a sign. There's a sign. I didn't know there was a sign I said, it's etched in the glass. It's not like a thing you tape on the door It's like the full-on thing they cut and they paste, you know, it's like a window person came to do it And she's like, I am so sorry. We'll move you into a terrace room But it won't be ready for two days.

And I was like, it's OK, whatever, fine, you know? We're going to make it up to you. It's like it's fine. It's literally fine. Just take a dollar off. I'm cheap, I don't care. Ring ring. Hi, I was trying to come to your room,

but there was a room service privacy thing on. I was like, so you called? Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted to bring you up a present. I said, OK, that's so nice, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted to bring you up a present. I said, okay, that's so nice, right? Yeah. Five minutes left. Meanwhile, I'm in my underwear in bed, right?

So I grabbed myself in the towel or whatever. So she knocks it, someone knocks, I'm like, sir. And it's like cookies. You know, it's like cookies from the gift shop. So I was like, thank you, that's so nice. I swear to you 20 minutes later. Ring, ring, ring. Sir, you still have the privacy thing on your... I was like, bitch you, that's so nice. I swear to you 20 minutes later. Ring, ring, ring. So are you still have the privacy thing on your,

I was like, bitch, what do you want? I will give you a fucking terrorist if you'll stop calling me. Jesus. Wow. But thank you, thank you hotel. Those were the, and also the cookies were like, crisps.

No, they were not sprinkle cookies. But they were a very New York fuck you kind of a cookie, okay? It was a pretzel. It's like salt and chocolate works, right? But this was like garlic and salt and a cracker and chocolate. Like, taste garlic. It's like this. This is like such a New York cookie.

Like, fuck you, you're eating me. Yeah, you're in the garlic chocolate. I Like satin bed and light just watched you too. My my experience is very different from yours You had a way less fuck you kind of a day. Yeah, actually it was very cool Thanks, I got to go to Instagram. You were feeling a little under the weather yesterday So we got to go to Instagram and look at that people I just hugged 50 people back there Like dying of bird flu and I didn't want to talk He was feeling off It's been a fun time

Anyway, yeah, you went to Instagram. It was very cool. It was very I actually don't have any story about it I was just just bragging that I went to Instagram, but um anyway welcome to watch our crap ins a podcast But all that crap on bravo that I went to Instagram. But anyway, welcome to Watch or Crappens, a podcast, but all that crap on Bravo that we love to watch. Cheers. Also, hello to Melissa Cardi and Julie Roth. Hi bitches. Love your sister Jill. OK, so here we go.

Real housewives of Orange County. Real housewives. You guys, my dad even watched Real Housewives tonight. So that's a big, that's a big time. They're really nice. Thanks, dad. a big, that's a big, really. That's a big, really nice. Thanks, dad. I'm sorry.

I'm thinking, really did that or do you think he just lied to you and said, I watched it. He probably watched an old episode of McLaughlin Group. But just pretty much actually the same thing. Sometimes, yeah. I don't need your weaning party. Listen, congratulations on having babies every year of your adult life.

That's great. You're contributing to the economy, have nothing wrong with your children. Put your breast milk away on my TV, no need of me. So by the way, Lauren Fender herself gave me a gather sign, and I forgot to bring it out on stage. So I'm sorry, but she has a Bronwyn. Look at that.

Look, props are all right. She's got all this stuff. She's got everything right there. No, it's okay. I don't feel like standing up. Sorry. She's very friendly. So the episode opens up with.

Tamra, Paddy, Eiffra. Paddy, Eiffra, it's time to Tamra. Tamra is at Rose Canyon, Cantina, and Grill. And so she gets a table, because why not mention them. And so she gets a table, and then Vicki comes in, and she looks like she just had cataracts surgery. She's like, I'm looking for Tamra. Who's that?

Tamra. Tamra. Tamra for Tamra. I'm here. Tamra. Just like putting your hand on the host, this is face. I'm just looking for the table that I'm at. I'm looking for the table that I'm at. Tamra here. I'm looking for the table. I'm looking for a friend of her name is Tamra. I'm not a friend of.

I will never be a friend of. I will never be a friend of. Did you guys see where Vicki gave some interviews somewhere? Look, I'm a good news reporter, right? I'm like, can you remember Vicki said something to somebody that time? She said that Bravo Tractor into becoming a friend of her name is Tamra. I'm not a friend of.

I will never be a friend of. I will never be a friend of. I will never be a friend of. Did you guys see where Vicki gave some interviews somewhere? Look, I'm a good news reporter, right? Like, can't remember, Vicki said something to somebody at that time. She said that Bravo tricked her into becoming a friend of? She's so silly. Okay, so she's so foolish. She's like, I definitely did that.

Bravo totally tricked me. They totally tricked me. And they're like, well, how did they trick you? And she said, well, they said you'll be in a reduced role. You'll be in a reduced role. And I said, well, I'm not a friend of. I'm not a friend of. And they said, well, I'm not a friend of. I'm not a friend of. And they said, OK, we won't call you that.

And then the end of the paragraph is vicking on. And then they started calling me that. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. That is so fucking vicky. So Tamara is in full on vick to mode this episode. And like, vicky comes to sit with her. It It's like how are you doing? Are you good? Like how's it going? You good and Tamara's like I don't know if I'm good

So much shit has happened today. It's like not even funny. I'm like, that's actually very very funny It's hilarious. It's hilarious and we can't complain about this episode because this is where people really start to try and back Dog on Tamara and God if Tamara isn't the fucking superhero of the world it's like a superhero possema like no one gets into the trash can that that possum is on top you know she wins like you got to hand it to Tamra she's pretty good so so basically Tamra is like speaking of things that are not funny Emily's coming right I'm just gonna do that right So there's been so Tamra has blocked Kelly on social media and she's like Tamra goes She said that I said that she threw her mom down a staircase and then it cuts

To Tamra saying she threw her mom down a staircase Word for word. A parent at lunch, found that we were kind of like, conversation about having about me not saying that she turned mother down the stairs. And I salute that person. Whoever it was who took that video, bravo. I always feel like it's one of you.

Always feel like it's one of you. It's like Heather down there with a little camera like got it got it Ronnie and Ben and then there's and then you see Cell phone footage. She's like you see cell phone footage of Tamra saying Like Tamra you're this is the most guilty you've ever been in life So then she starts I was just explaining the things things that were said to T and one of those things was E3 and your mother said, what do you want from me? Batch. Yeah. So instead of saying like, I never, I think Kelly is a great person, I was just saying,

she said saying I didn't say that she'd do her, Kelly through her mom down the stairs. She's just like, Vicki said that she threw her mom, she just passed the blame right along, which is like classic camera. And one day earlier it shows them, where obviously they weren't allowed to film in this restaurant because they had to shoot that whole camera, it's like, I will not say, have my people talk about me

but behind the papers back. So they shot it in front of the bathroom sign, it's like, woman, lady, whatever, like the sign to go into the bathroom. And they're just like shooting it and they're silly, cheap, costume things. So there's two like, As soon as someone laughs to tab us,

someone asks a spashing that person and I will not be there for that. I will pass them right here in the bathroom hallway. Yeah, that's. By the way, has Tamra ever looked more evil than she has with that like tea with Shannon? Because they keep Shonkai's footage of her sitting there at the table like this.

Like waiting, like with a giant coffee cop. She's like over and over again. They're going to show it five more times. You'll see. So then Emily joins. And they're gonna show it five more times, you'll see. So then Emily joins and... They're all like... But so is Emily, she's like, Hi girls. Hi girls.

I got a parking spot. She is that girl, who always shows up at the everywhere. Is that a water burger? Oh no, it was Stri stripes on the thing for popcorn. I swear to you, I see stripes, and I'm like, waterburgers here? Where's waterburger? See, do you see it up there at the popcorn ad?

It does look very waterburger-esque. I'm sorry, let me pick them up. It's funny that the next thing says mind eraser. I'm sorry, I'm such a food addict. I was like, waterburger? It's like all my vegetarianism goes out. I'm like, fuck a cow, kill the cow, kill it in me. Sorry, but Emily is that friend who shows up to everywhere.

She's like, God, traffic was rough. It's so long to get here. My DVR was broken and delayed me 10 minutes. And then Vicki's that kind of friend who in LA, we would say the friend that moves to the valley, like the Vanderpump rules cast. But here it's like your friend who's like, I moved to Williamsburg because it's cool.

And then, and by the way, I was that friend, I did that to all my friends. I was like, I moved to Williamsburg, but it was like the edge of Williamsburg. So you get up on Bedford and then you have to go like two miles to an old pasta factory across from a seetown. You know? Anyway, Vicki's that friend because she's like,

well, we live in the country. Look at us, we live in the country. That's what a psych living in the country. I'm like, no, you're just like fucking far, because you made me come to William'sburg. Kodo could cause it. That's like not the country. That's just like, there's like one less apple

he's there, I don't know. So they all order for heaters. And then- For heaters, how do the fajitas please? Do that fajitas upstairs. Say it again, I'm sorry babe. She do that fajitas down the stairs. She's there have fajitas down the stairs.

Pick it up. I like that they order fajitas because the sound sound of fajitas is just like 100 tameras coming out. Yeah. I actually feel like I don't remember, because I didn't take a note on this, but I seem to remember that the last person to play star fajita ordered did it like so sadly, like they didn't want to get fajitas. It probably was Emily.

Emily, of course. She was like, I guess I'll get the fajita. You're good, son. I'll get the for you. You're good, son. I really wanted a burrito. She got a burrito. So, Tamer's like, Emily, but I was just talking about how Chris said this morning was.

Like, Kelly Don has gone to a level of its psychotics. So then we cut to Kelly and like Brad Fist, like, can I get a bloody marry? Oh! You're bloody! You're the hero! You're the hero! You're the hero! You're the hero!

You're the hero! You're the hero! You're the hero! You're the hero! That's how to call your mom. She's calling her mom. She's like, can I get a bloody marry? I'm on!

By the way, it's been like a year and a half of life, when do I call my mom? When do I call my mom? So I'm like anticipating a big scene of like, all right, I'm gonna call my mom. And such, she's like, oh, I'm on the phone. The little man damn was like that. I'm like, oh, we're just getting right back to normal now.

And I love seeing her mom again. Her mom's just like, hey, Cal. Yeah. It's like here's the screen of the phone. And then here's Bobby's hat. She's like, yeah. Hey, Cal. Hey, Cal. Yeah. It's like here's the screen of the phone, and then here's Bobby's hat. She's like, yeah. Hey, Cal. Hey, Cal.

Hey. Like she's riding on the invisible little seahorse behind Kelly. So they're like reunited at last while they're having, you know, this breakfast. And Kelly's like, of course, like, crying. I just want to see you all, I want to see you all.

And the wager's just like coming over, serving coffee, like, uh, what's going on? I had dinner with Emily and everybody and she said, you better call your mom, because your mom's going to die. What about when your mom died? I want to see you die. We're going to be dead.

I want to live here, you're going to be dead. I wanna be the whole year, you're gonna be dead. And her mom's like, I'm alright, Kyle Kellier. I just saw a great new episode of NCIS. It was wonderful. I'm alive. That Scott Backula, wow. Very alive. Her mom's like, yeah, and I are good.

There's no problem. I live in a rancher now, Kyle. Yeah. I'm on a one story house, Kyle. We're all good. So, uh, Kelly's like, Kelly's like, I'm gonna now, Cal. I'm on a one-story house, Cal. We're all good. So, Kelly's like, I'm really good. Sorry, I was using my real estate, Lingo. I know.

Laurie knows what that's about. That was for you, Laurie Cooper. So, I feel like no ranchers in New York City. I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. So, Kelly's like, I'm just getting attacked by everyone. Tamers, you're sitting at 30 down the stairs. And Bobby's like, well, Tiammer needs to shout out. Yeah, he needs to shout out.

That is definition of character. I don't know where she thinks she's coming off. You know, saying mean things like that. Now, why is it that when I touch Kelly's face, it doesn't turn into a jolly rancher? Mom, it's not candy crush Isn't it just slicing Kelly's face David David I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial David? David

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So Kelly informs us. She goes, I didn't throw my mom down the stairs. You don't work. I picture up and put her out the door. Which was probably down the stairs. Bucking Kelly. I picture up and I put her down. Stairs.

Shoot her down the stairs. She's acting like her. I'm like, you're down the stairs. I placed her there like this. It's not my fault it's a staircase out the door. She's also acting like her mom is like Dino in the Flintstones. I was like, oh. I feel like her mom is like, Dino in the Flintstones, like, oh! Fucking Kelly, how is Kelly not in jail yet?

And I love that Kelly, like seriously though. And I love how Kelly backtracks on every single thing. She's like, the drugs, how can you see? I'm a daughter, drugs! I'm gonna, have I done drugs? Yes, it's like the very max season. So, they're at this restaurant called Toast, which is so cruel because then Shannon walks up

and you know she's so triggered by just seeing Toast. Oh, I guess we're just gonna eat some place where I can't eat anything. Huh, huh, huh, huh. Oh, huh. She's already got her lips pierced like. Huh, huh, huh. Well, since they are apparently as only Carbo hydrates at this restaurant,

I would just like some hot water and lemon, please, thank you. Hot water as a representation of what I'm in because of Kelly Dad. And lemon to remind me of the sour feeling in my mouth, because of David. David. David.

David. David, do you David. David. David, what's up? This waitress is such a bitch, by the way, okay? The waitress who must know what's going on this season comes up and goes, Hi, you want to join the bloody Mary Train? Oh. Oh.

Did she say train? Did she say train? She said train. Did she say train? Did she say train? Did she say train? Sam is like, no, thanks. Egg whites, egg whites are all I want. I mean, I couldn't even sleep. I just, what happened?

I saw your text, Kelly. Whoa, Kelly. Wow. Wow. Wow. I mean, I mostly saw the text. It was a little hard to see because I do have some blurred vision from this eye, from when you struck me with a heavy object and gave me a category for hurricane concussion.

Just, and I'm still suffering from that. Talk to me now while I'm in the second act of Awakening's because the ending is coming soon and spoiler alert, I'm back to sad, sad, sad, vegetable channel. Yes, head on the head with the bow. Yes, well, I do like vegetables. It's part of my real, for real, coma diet, vegetable. So she's like, well, Kelly, I know that you've gone crazy on the Twitter, but Tamara is insisting that she was defending you.

And she goes, I'm the video! I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video, I'm the video,

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Oh. Yes, but what she was saying is that like, Vicki said you threw someone down a staircase. Vicki said that. Everyone is bashing me. I agree with her now. Like you cat, you cat, you use lots of quid, Kelly. She's right, she's right what she said.

And then Kelly just goes to her best defense. She goes, but she has the culprit. She has the culprit of all, Tamma. Tamma. Tamma. Tamra. Tamra. Tamra. Tamra. Tamra. Tamra.

Tamra. Everyone's running out to the parking lot to check to see if they're cars. We're still there. Tamra. Tamra. Everyone's checking their pocket for that little buzzy thing that goes off on your tables.

Ready? Like, boom. Boom. Boom. So then we cut back to Tamra. Everyone's checking their pocket for that little bussy thing that goes off on your tables ready like So then we cut back to Tamer's not. So, because Kelly has- For you saying shitty things about Jim Bellino now, look, I think that's a bullshit lawsuit. Please don't shoot me Jim Bellino. I'm poor and I love trampolines. I think you're doing a great job over there. Yeah.

But yeah, Tamara's getting sued. Tamara and Shannon, for those of you who don't know, are getting sued for shit they talked at a Heather McDonald podcast live. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's him heard it. And sued their asses, both their asses. Yeah, with his horrifying, because like here we are. Hi.

Hi. Yeah. But and basically what Kelly tweeted out was, basically, she's like, Jim Blino is right. Yeah, about Tamra, she doesn't learn her lessons. So she's sort of like taking Jim Blino's side on Twitter, which is a very large side. And basically, she's, because he has a chin.

And so the thing is, he does. So, but she's taking a side, which of course, is like the worst thing you could do for Tamra. And really for Shannon, because they're in this lawsuit. So Tamra, of course, is in full victim mode. She's like, you don't know. You don't know this lawsuit. There's monies and things,

and it's taking away money from my kids at college education. Oh, I'm so sorry that Ryan was finally about to go back to school. I am. And this happens. Sorry, we blew through Ryan's hair fund. Whatever. It's been devastating.

We're spending half a million dollars in legal bills. I was like, well, I hope you kept a receipt for your face. Oh. Don't you wish you could do that. This implants aren't really working for me anymore. Could you take them back, thanks. So Shannon's also annoyed by this because she's also dealing with this and she's like, You know what, can you do something bad?

And I'm gonna tell you. So like what you did today on the Instagram when I have a lawsuit with David and Jim, I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy, because I have a salmon with cream cheese in it. But what you did on the Instagram, how was wrong?

I'm gonna tell you Kelly and Kelly's like, what am I gonna do? She. And Kelly's like, where have you been myself? What am I gonna do? She's not the fanminds of what? And she's like, but to do that, we are both involved in lawsuit, Kelly. And so Shannon's like, even though I won my case, it's back in appeal.

So it's Attorney Feast, Attorney Feast, David Bluffer, some blah blah, on a beach, Attorney Feast, Attorney Feast. David just post-naked on Instagram, helping some, said, there's tortures at Shaggy, helping them set the sludge against the tree. It's everywhere. Sugar in all the sauces.

It's very difficult and now we're to place called toast. It's not about the sun shines, not about the boogie. It's about the good times, David. David. David. And then, like, I mean, Shannon always have movements, but then they get really big. She starts doing, like, I don't know, like some airplanes about to land, because she's like,

do you know the damage this is? Do you know? And she does like an avita thing, you know, like the movie avita where she's like, she like is doing this, I don't think you know. The damage this has caused this commisados. People are like, hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, golfing Kelly. It's like, do you know the damages cost my mother? Oh. So Kelly's. I'm all right, Cal. I'm just pops up from the table. Don't find.

We're good, Cal. Good, Cal. Didn't realize there was a step outside my new door, but we're good. So Kelly is like, Shannon, who's a high angel, like, went to USC, which is like LOL Shannon, who's a high angel, like went to USC, which is like LOL these days, right? I mean, I love you, it was real fun.

You're a real children, but yeah, so she's just like, so she's like talking about Shannon. I think Shannon shouldn't fall for this. And then Kelly does something that I love, which is that when Kelly comes up with an insult on the spot, but she hasn't quite figured it out yet, she starts to like improvise a little bit. She's like, you know what, I think that, I think that, I think that Tamer,

I think that Shadow is probably, and Tamer was Patty Hearst first victim, and had a chair, had a chair, and was having the chair with Patty Hearst. This was crazy, I have to keep rewinding it. You know when you're watching Housewives and you're like, am I the dumb one? Yeah, it was a chair and she was with Patty Hearst? This was crazy. I had to keep rewinding it. So you know when you're watching Housewives and you're like, am I the dumb one? Yeah, it was a chair.

And she was with Patty Hearst. And there was a captain. Yeah, Tamron's probably Patty Hearst is Captain. She's like her captain. Yeah, she wants a captain. Oh, but she's Captain. She wants a captain. She's Patty Hearst Captain.

She was. She likes hamburger patties. Captain Patty Patty Hearst. Like that. Oh. She likes Patty Hurts, Captain! She likes hamburger patties! Captain Patty patty hurts! Like that! Oh! Oh! And she thinks that the camera like you're an idiot.

She's like, if you look on Stockholm Syndrome and the dictionary, Tamar space is on there! And then she just kind of looks around and the camera just stays on her. The camera's like, I'm just going with it! Go with that one!

But like, did Kelly do? I'll just make a Stockholm Syndrome. They're like, what? So she's like the camera's like, oh, just go with it. Go with that one. They're like, did Kelly do? I'll just make a Stockholm syndrome. They're like, what? So she's like, well, she's, she's telling everybody you're a drunk. And all you do is drink yourself to death. And Shannon's like, hmm, now I am being reconvenced. And to another opinion, I have no idea what to do with my life.

There was what Kelly told me the other day, which I totally believed, and then now, there is what Kelly is telling me now, which I'm not sure if I believe, because Tamara told me not to believe it, and my fingers are coming together. My fingers are fighting with each other. Why are my fingers fighting with each other?

What is out, out, out! My finger just hit my other finger on the head, but I was wearing a bun! Shannon believes Tamara, because she says, well, we've been through a lot and we've gotten to a place where we tell each other the truth. I'm like, it's Tamara.

It's Tamara. You've been lied to a million times. We have come to a place where I am more terrified of Tamara than the actual police. So I will come with what Tamra has to say. So Kelly's like, all right, but I'll let you know I'm not going to suit her level. Now Kelly is doing something.

She's got a napkin, she's not. What is she doing? Kelly's like going crazy with this napkin space work So then we cut back to you 10. Oh, it was a sharpie. That got me house. I don't know There's a lot. That was a really intense amount of Meta-Rex free hours. I've been drug-free for too long. Well, Sharpie I'm sick and man see it the same time. Oh So Tam Tamara's like, um, Kalalid, second after her help.

I'm thinking it's just back there going, yeah, she's that normal. She's that normal. No, no. We've all been through shit, okay? Like, that didn't give her a hall pass to treat people like shit. Like, I went through shit.

I was dating a man who had cancer almost, okay? Oh. Oh. We've all been through shit, you're just gonna haul past. And Emily's like, well, there's only one side you're allowed to be on. I married to Shane. Why does everybody just feel bad for me?

Can we just disagree on that? I then an oppressor. He just stayed for my fajitas. And then an oppressor skift. Emily's like, I'm not giving her a haul pass. Oh, the fajitas are here. But I'm not giving her a haul pass. Because feeders are here. But I'm not giving her a hull pass. Because it was not right what she did to Shane.

And that's a boop, boop, boop, boop. We get a flashback of Shane going, yeah drunk. And he kind of say, I'm drunk, you're a fucking dog. You're a dog! That's a dog, you're a bitch, you're a bitch. You're a bitch, you're a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. Busy twerk.

Busy twerk, dog, bitch. Dog, dog. I'm so proud my parents are here for this. We literally, there is no classy episode to choose from. You know what I mean? So then we cut back and Kelly is still like dabbing herself all over crazily with this napkin, like staring, just going wild in her own mind. And she's like, I mean, I can see.

You don't see my point of view, okay? But I'm sick of getting kicked down by these girls. And I have to remove myself. I'm here, but I'm removing myself from the Trace Amigas. That is it. I am going, I am going. Shannon's like, well, you actually were not part of the Trace Amigas.

But you know what the positive thing is? It brought me back to my mother. Sure did, Tal. My big Tal, my big auntie. Because my mom hates Timber. Yeah. What if it your mom in a bad situation if the next Bravo party, you know?

Yeah, so Shannon's just staring off. And she's gonna be like, S-bobby. Shannon just does that thing where she sees like a bowl of tortilla chips out of party. She's like, Oh, oh, do I do, do I, how do I do? Oh, can't if it's me right now. Oh, do I do, do I, how do I do? Oh, God, if it saved me right now.

Oh, God, I've got a mild concussion. And I'm going down. And I'm going down. Oh, God. Ah. Oh, Sam. So next up, America Sweetheart. Yeah, America Sweetheart. She's a Robin and Shawn.

Even the car was used to her breastfeeding, because it goes, flesh flood warning. Think about it. Why is this thing flesh flood warning? I'm not even saying, I'm still thinking we're in Florida. I was like, fast is this thing flashed flood warning? And the husband's like, oh, until the still think we're in Florida? I was like, fast forward, fast forward.

Bronwyn says, Bronwyn's had one of the worst things I've ever heard on Broadway. She got on Broadway. On Broadway. At the rate we're going, this could be true. Yeah. She said, weaning party, the new Broadway show. It's a jukebox musical

All Barbara Mandral songs No, she says one of the worst things ever said on bravo. She goes winning parties is something I invented Yeah, I invented winning parties Mm-hmm. So supported Yeah, so I don't care. Okay, so then at a restaurant, Bronwyn, I don't know, she has like a lot of teeth. Oh no, they're reading towels. What's happening?

I don't know, but I like what happened. I totally checked out at this part, because they went to like a buckies or something, right? Are these towels hilarious? They're basically... So what happened? Me and my sister entering a gift shop,

like looking at all the funny towels. Like, isn't that hilarious? I'm not gonna buy it, but I will take a picture of that. I mean, well, those, I mean, so those towels were ridiculous. Okay, so like one of them, they're like very wordy, okay? Like, I like my jokes.

I understand my jokes take a few sentences to get through, you know? But like, I know that my jokes don't belong on a tea towel, you know? And this one was like, I paused the screen, and this is what one of the tea towels actually said. This is it on a tea towel, like a fun quip on a tea towel says, it says, I'm having fruit salad for dinner.

Well, it's mostly grapes, actually. OK, all grapes, fermented grapes, I'm having wine for dinner. I was like, that's a lot of text. And it's also stolen from an e-card meme, okay? But someone already trademarked, it's wine a clock! Yeah. But the only joke I have that'll fit onto a T-tall is just Katie. Just Katie's wedding.

I'm just gonna put that on a T-tall and see how many I saw. You can only buy it on Wednesdays so Wednesday weddings so they're having they're gonna be having a weaning party because Brawman's had like 45 babies and like for the first time Ever in her life she is not gonna be like breastfeeding anymore So she'll be weaning so she's invented this whole weaning party thing and she wants people to come over to their apartment and bring like Interpreterate gifts and I just can only imagine what Dr. Deb is gonna cook up. She's like here. I got you a job application Inapropriate for you. I know

So she's like why would Tamra why is Tamra making me out to be a liar? I've been nothing but nice to Tamra. Well, that's your first mistake. Yeah But then I loved it the clip that they saw of Tamra sitting talking her discuss, I just wanted that out there. Brahman is drunk all the time. It's like not even bailed at all. Yeah.

And Brahman's shocked that Tamra would even say that about its Tamra. She will say anything about you to make sure that she keeps her position on the garbage can. Yeah. So this is so Emily. Okay, so Emily is driving in the car with Gina. Because I wrote the same note, and I know exactly what you're doing.

I didn't really know when it was at first, but then I read the scene, and I was like, this is such an Emily scene. Okay, so Emily is driving with Gina, and she goes, I think I just must see exit because of this car. It's like nothing more Emily has ever been said. Perfect metaphor. And she's like, I was telling Shane about the Weaning Party. And he said, Weaning Party. Is it other sex bad?

King of Snarkasm! Duh-duh- people look at you like you're such an asshole when you wear that shirt. And I was like, that's fitting, you know. So Gina's like, well I've never been to a weaning party before unless you call me drinking by myself a whole bottle of wine after breastfeeding a weaning party. That's called alcoholism. Is it delicious? So Gina has really interesting things to say. She starts talking about Dr. Hathi, who is the guy she's sort of dating. And she's like, I think seeing Dr. Hathi has been the best thing for me. Or like, I don't know, like what's sort of like dating and like going on actual dates, you know?

Like, isn't it weird like when the person that you're in a relationship with, you actually see face to face, it's sort of cool. I like it. It's weird though, because I went to sleep and I was like, it's like three in the morning and he never really came into the house uninvited. So that was kind of, I'm not really sure if he likes me

and I, hmm. And then she goes, but I feel terrible because Matt's like so upset. He like crying. I'm like, he also cheated, so. He cheated. Good job. Get a job.

I was reading through the rest of this scene, like, debating on what to say next, and I was like, you know what? Skip, how about that? Okay, like, debating on what to say next. And I was like, you know what? Skip, how about that? OK, so I'm sorry. I'm sorry your life is miserable. Your life is miserable to me too. OK, we're on the same page there.

Ford, OK, so let's go to sexy adult wicked costumes. At the wicked chamber. That's also what you call a government building in Boston. Wicked Chamber. So this is just a continuation of that scene. So my favorite sound effect, like something bad just happened. You know whenever there's drama, they're like, but then it's just Shannon ironing on her bed. Well, I guess there's a wrinkled there, sort of reminds me of my marriage to David, wrinkling time, wrinkling time.

That's just so sartee-like. Archi is not happy. Well my divorce is coming up so I'm going to my first deposition and that's where David's attorney, I guess he is finally hired in the attorney. Woohoo for me! I was working out great for me! Apparently, I have made a lot more money than I ever did, but I might not get anything bad, which I feel!

I'm going to my first deposition ever. And I'm a little nervous, mainly because I've never been in a room with David where someone was asking me questions. So it's going to be a new experience for me. Hi, sir. The objection and David's lawyer just ate cuddle crisp some front of my face while giving me a dirty, uninterested look. I'm going to try to answer the questions as best I can, but I will have to explain to them

I do have a mild brain trauma. My brain has actually been split in half. My left side of my right side, I'm talking to each other and I'm not even sure who David is anymore. Huh. So she calls her business manager and she's like, I'm driving the court,, just get off the wrong guy. Give me the gun off the wrong guy. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, surely things are gonna be okay. It's like could you please watch the road man She's stress eating combos, you know, yeah, it's just like

I'm under is going all over her face, you know So she's like I've created a food line. I don't want to have to rely on David, but oh God, oh God, I'm missing. Now I've got to add my roll of water. Oh God, I've got to add my roll of water. I should have just make up on it. Oh, there's this car. Oh God, I don't know if I can go up the ramp

because David used to drive up ramps. I can't go on a ramp. Oh God, it's like that. Every time I see a ramp, I'm like, I wonder if this is the ramp or he met that girl. Oh God, I'm going up the ramp. Oh no, it's a second floor ramp. You know I can't do second floor ramps.

I will mock to the second floor ramp. Nobody goes to the second floor. What is that? That's a go. Why should I go up a ramp? Why should I go for ramp? Well, I can't take the stairs either, because I know what he was doing when he's already.

He was staring. Gang up stairs. OK, now a very special surprise for you people. Besides this lovely thing of milk, we've actually got something to give away tonight. Yes. We had water on crappy. Yes. You know our asses hate to clean.

This is actually very, very true. This is amazing that we get to get this away tonight. This is actually probably the coolest thing we've ever given out at any show or anything ever with our podcast. It is a Roomba R7 robot band. Yeah. The thing is amazing. It actually cleans my house. Bueller Chase isn't trying to kill it And unlike Bueller, it's actually useful.

Bueller does nothing. Bueller drops the hair. You shamed your dog. I did. I'm still wearing Bueller. I haven't seen Bueller in like a week and a half, and I'm still covered in fucking Bueller. I need like an eye-room buff from my body.

No, it's like very cool. If you guys don't know what it is, it sort of just like it goes by itself and like maps out everything and you're in your house and apartment. Yeah, maps it self out and it empties itself into an allergen lock bag. Okay, now if you want more information, you can fit the art robot that comes slash crap, it's cake. Now, under your seat, there is a number, there's something taped to the bottom of your seat. Yeah, there's something taped to the bottom of your seat, everyone.

We do not. We do not. Because imagine if this was like an elaborate prank, just to like manipulate the audience. I'm just a fuck with you guys. OK, so you might have an envelope. This is tricky. A bunch of people are holding up pieces of gum.

So I feel like someone just opened up it open up open up. Does it say anything? What does it say? What is it say? Yeah, Morgan Mickey Morgan you don't touch the Mickey Morgan Oh my god Oh my oh you have she has a shirt that is amazing that it's you. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes. Oh my, oh you have it. She has a shirt. That is amazing that it's you. Oh my God.

OK. We actually have it for it. We're going to actually send it to you because it's like this big. But you saw her, right? Yeah. I wrote it. You talked to him.

Yeah. Nikki Morgan, congratulations on your I wrote my room. That is the coolest thing ever. I've wanted one ever since Lucille Bluth got one. Oh, awesome, and thank you Iroba. Yeah, thank you Iroba. That's super cool. So now, Tamara is gonna have her telling off Bronwyn scene, which should be pretty good, because Bronwyn's like,

I'm not taking any of Tamara's shit. That's it, I've learned how to stand up to girls. So Tamra orders. She's like, I'll have set a water with lime before I sit here and call Brawman when it drunks. Thank you. Thank you. So Brawman, there are many of some restaurants.

And so Tamra, so Brawman comes and she's like, hi, hi. And they're like that, like, cursed cold. I'm out of you. I'm out of you, hello. And Tam at it you. Hello, you know and Tamara goes I don't know where to start honestly. I don't Which is like you did start it though. You started everything. Yeah, you literally started everything so from one's like well You called me a liar so we could start there And she's like, um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, She's like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about that. She goes, no, but I thought you were saying

that I brought it up. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's how to apply this to her, I just keep going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm here, it's me, no, no. Oh. Oh. That's not going to work tonight.

Oh. That's not going to work tonight. It's me, no, no. I'm going to have to do some warm-ups before the next show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Bronwyn's like, yeah, and then the next night at dinner, Kelly said that you said that you don't like me and I'm a drunk and you don't like my outfit. And then, Demra said like, I guess, Tamara's excuse is just, no, I said it was like an Asia dress and it was really cute. That's all I said. It was an Asia dress. I don't even I don't even understand what they're talking about anymore Hearing grown women fight like this. She said you said I'm a drunk and you don't like my dress. I

Said it was an Asian dress and it was cute. She twists everything I said it was an agent dress and it was cute. She twists everything. The wrong one saying, if you have an issue, I think you would come to me and Tamra goes, and you think I look like I'm well? I was barely following this. I was running notes like, what is happening here? We'll look at my turn to the all caps.

It's all caps. I was trying to ride it back. Wait, I believe Tamra. But I believe Tamra, but I believe, and I believe Tamra, but not, but believe me, really, Kelly, La love Tamla, I'm glad we could meet, because Tamra, me, but I don't like when she says I'm a bad politician, I'm doing dirty, I have party soon. They're basically having a fight like the Sims. You remember playing the Sims? My sense is this damn change. Remember when people in the Sims would fight, be like, hava shibbe gaba te be?

Po-va-cha-va. Po-cha-va-cha. Ha-cha-va-cha-va-cha. Difisha, fusha. Husha-visha. Bo-boopa. Bo-boop-boop-boop-boosh-cha-va. Bo-boop-boosh-cha-va.

Shava. Shava-subaba. And then they'd like walk in on Klaugatoyle. God, I knew my hours of playing the Sims would come in handy 20 years later. Finally I could reference it. So, Raman's like, yeah, but what about my winning party? Okay, gross. So then Tamer's like,

Well, I think that's the best I've got Kalezka, because she has a temper. So if shit comes to me, I'm leaving. I've left you out, so go to the place that Kalezka is gonna be at. And then the second she finds out Kalez is not gonna be there, she's like, Oh, what do you mean? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there. Yeah, yeah. So, so now. So now. So now. So now. So now.

So now. So now. So now. Tamara's always like looking at a huge audience I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you.

I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. So they make up because Tamar is satanic and she can talk anybody into believing her and Bronwyn just wants to be liked Yes, and Kelly can't stick to any kind of script. So it really is a perfect storm I would really I would really love to see Bronwyn come face-to-face with likes of someone like Ramona singer You know, I'm saying Ron win, okay listen, okay? No, I I told you what you was saying about me, okay?

I don't, you're very Asia-Dresses right now. I don't like Asia-Dresses, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but Asia-Dresses are day-class, say, okay? Yeah! Wouldn't even know if you were there. You went so tall and thin. Bermoney takes your best attributes and uses them against you. Ah, the girls so tall, didn't gorgeous. Oh, so you're going to go to a Weening Party and not my cabaret. The same cabaret I was here at the Grammacy Theater.

Brude. Speaking of cabaret, Tamra is calling for strippers and she's like, and there's an audience stripper. And the guys like, male entertainers or female entertainers. No, 2019. I want some 2016 motherfucking strippers over here. I don't want your entertainers. I don't like this non-specific, like male entertainer. No, he could be singing or like, I don't know.

I don't want that. I don't want poetry. I want a fucking stripper. I'm gonna make a person over here. Stripper. Full on stripper. So we're seeing like everyone doing different things. We see Kelly, she's like an in her apartment. She's wearing some crazy thing. It was like a pussy bow, but there was also no sleeve.

It was an amp, but it was also up to here at the same time. It was like, it looked like. Like, it's not coming up. I can't do it. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, I can't do it. It looks like... Huh! Jolietta period! Jolietta period!

It's like such a weird scene to be dressed like gift wrapped from Barnes and Noble. They're like accidentally like they ran out of paper so you can see part of the gift. Yeah. Like every teacher has seen this because you guys get so many like Barnes and Noble gifts, you know, and they're always like that bow that's too tight around the coffee cup. And Sashika, yeah, she comes in and she's like, oh my god, it's totally how to put a tampon in. She's in there right now.

Put a tampon in there. Well, first I put it in me. I put it in me and my vagina. And I was like, no, you put it new lamp on. Well, first I put it in me. I put it in me in my vagina. And I was like, no, you put it in your vagina. And so the real thing, both of them are vaginas. And Jolie from the other one is like, mom, please stop talking about this on national television.

Congrats, it was a big day. You did great. You did great. What went to the war? Do you want to talk about it? So then Tamer and Vicki are getting ready together. And there's like a, there's a boob cake because it's a weaning party. Yeah.

And Vicki looks at it and she's like, This cake needs to get a job. Get a job cake, get a job. Are we supposed to eat sushi off this cake? What's going on? Like Vicki makes those shocked disgusting faces, but nothing moves except her tongue. She's like... And Tamer's like, she's like, sex ed, just not really.

And Tamer says, she's like, that's a bad cax. And she's like, no, what is this party we're going to do that? Anyway, I've never been to a lactating party. What is this lactating party? Of course, lactating party. Brawman's like, I invented that too. I invented that too. It's like no, Brawman.

Stay away from the Calvary. Someone told me, you know what? Here's where I heard it. Somebody told me. Somebody told me it was a lactating party. So they're like, we're going to a party, we're going to a party. Hey, let's face time, Shannon, before we go to this party. And Shannon's like, ah!

Oh, God! Oh, God! Hi! I was speaking to a forensic accountant. It's like Mark Hellenberger over there. I know. CSY! CSY! Oh, how's that? It's like Mark Hellenberger over there. I know. He's like, CSY, CSY.

How's Mark Hellenberger with the map? I need to find Glass looking at her seats. Or the flashlight, like she always used to hold it Mark Hellenberger. She held the flashlight up here like, it's like David Caruso is like, we're gonna need to see her receipt into some glasses. But I like how mad Shannon is, but it's like David Caruso is like, we're gonna need to see a receipt into some glasses.

But I like how mad Shannon is, but it's like her own fault. She's like, I just got back from the forensic accountant and apparently, I make more money than I thought. Like what a time to become successful. Like if somebody had told me that this would hurt me in the long run, I wouldn't have done it. So she's afraid that David's gonna get like all the money or something like that She's not gonna get anything so a good friend would say listen Shannon Don't worry everything will be fine like this happens all the time. I've been through it. You'll be fine Let's just have fun tonight, but Tamer said goes so there's a chance to lose everything. Oh my god.

She could walk away with nothing. She's gonna lose everything. And she's already lost so much. She's gonna lose more. Well, there is case law to support that when there's a business created before marriage, it doesn't count. And I would love to not rely on him at all, but I'm scared. I have a lower quality of life than where am I going to get the screen cheese in the Stanford, right? There's a gang.

There's a gang. There's a gang. It's K-SLAW. K-SLAW. It's like someone said K-SLAW to her and like the rest of the night, it's like, well, I am afraid I can't go to Key West because there's K-slot. She loves saying K-slot. Cosway.

Anything with your barbecue sandwich? K-slot! I can't stop. Yes, a Key West. And then Tamra, who was just complaining about being sued, because... It's thatatsuma Ne! Yes, yes!

Yes, it's just money. And Vicki's like, with the transit biggest. But I have to point out Tamra is telling Vicki, she's like, it's a winning party. I mean, shit, just finished breastfeeding. And Vicki goes, oh, cares. It's like having a puppy. What? What. What?

What? What? What are you talking about, man? So, and Robert that Vicki's like, she's also like, you invite, get a job. Get a job. You know, by the way, you invite me to this party. I never heard from her. I never heard from her.

I don't know. I wasn't even invited to this party. I wasn't going to continue with that. I'm gonna do drug test on Kelly tonight. I'm like, that's why you're not invited because you're doing drug test on people at parties. Yeah. I'm being a drug test for Kelly. So then we go to Bronwyn's Love Sac, The Strippers, The Bartenders, the boob cake. The Asia dress. I'm like literally scrolling sex swing, sex swing. Wanted to have them at home,

but I figured they were better here. So I don't need sex swings. Oh god, I'm thinking. I don't need sex swings. I have Steve Lodge at home. I have a jungle gym with Steve Lodge. I have a jungle gym with Steve Lodge. Steve Lodge.

You ever have that friend growing up who had technically had a tire swing but every time you go to be on the tire swing it's full of stagnant water. I think that's the Steve Lodge sex swing. That is wow. Well done. Thank you. I felt like I was really channeling your experience You know Steve Lodge. Yeah, that was really descriptive. That was really well done

Yeah, I can pull it out sometimes. I like to paint a picture That wasn't your wiener with it. No, I was like you're not yeah, so Tamer is like Yeah, who cares? So Bronwyn, yeah, still don't care. Mmm. Okay, Kelly. Okay, so Kelly has a, Kelly has a rival event at Socio with her friends, and she's wearing pants that are going, It was like DJ James Kennedy on the wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki On the pile ponds now wiki wiki wiki

And Kelly's like oh the food here. Oh, but he's so good. I love being here and out of that party What damage that is so much better than being in the party with time is that yeah, we're having fun What are we talking about? What are we having fun? We're getting earlier. We're getting earlier. So Emily and Gina arrive at the party, which means the party is just beginning. And I forget which one of them said it, but they're like, I'm just going to assume it was Emily who said, if you shot the light, let's Gina have Gina.

Oh, well, of course. See, I need like, I'm like Gina, like I need like a gath of sign on my nose. Gath of Gina. It's basically like, yeah, they're like, if you turn the blue light on, there's probably a seam in everywhere. I was like, oh, this a weaning party was bad enough. I don't need it to be like a weaning

and invisible seam in party too. That's next season for Bronwyn. Blacklight seam in party. So gross, I'm so sorry, Mandelker. That's how it. So sorry. My sister was like, Ronnie, because I told her, you know, if you want to watch the episode, here's a link to it, just download it and watch it on the plane.

And she watched a preview and she's like, why would you tell me to watch this on the plane with my children? Like, here we are at the... And, and let me remind you, my dad did watch this episode. So, thanks. Dedication. It's the best way to get a dad to watch it. It's like that dad, they're strippers. They're strippers, just hold on, just hold on.

They're strippers. It'll be really educational. So then, Gina's like, wait a minute, where's Callie? She's not coming. And Tamer's like, wait a minute, what do you mean? What's going on? What where's Kelly? She's not coming. And Tamara's like, wait a minute, what do you mean? What's going on? What do you mean?

She's not coming. I need to get off the track. I need to get off the track. I need to get off the track. So she's so upset that she's not coming. And Tamara's like, well, yeah, she's not supposed to dead, but it's really bad. So you love her.

I don't know what. No, what? But she keeps like, she's like the little girl from Hope floats. He just thinks her dad's going to come back. She just keeps looking at the keeps like, she's like the little girl from Hope floats. He just thinks her dad's gonna come back. She just keeps looking at the door like, no, wait. I know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I no longer have the biggest boo of the night. Yes. Sorry. Gather. But I do love Hope floats. Whatever happened about Little Girl, she became Gina. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love ladies. I will recast this with five younger ladies

to fight with them. Every three episodes, you have a new group of friends, you know? It's nice. And they all have little chirons, you know? Yeah. So one of the girls is like, so what did happen with you and Timberack? And she said, she said I did a train,

and then I threw my mom down the stairs. And I'm like pump the brakes back. I gently took her step by step, by step, down the stairs with the back of my hand. That's all in the door. Do I go off the handle? Yes. Have I tried drugs before? Yes. Did I pick up my mother and place her somewhere else possibly down some stairs? Yes! Yes! Are you a dork? Yes!

But my brother's one who puts these things out there. It's my brother's fault. My brother was selling stories. How much does radar online pay for a damn store? They won't even change their main headline font. Thank you, Virginia. I like that just everyone accepted this rumor on face value. Like, oh, did you hear Kelly Dove

threw her mother down a staircase? And I was like, oh, OK. Like, shouldn't everyone been like that? I don't think that happened. Yeah, it's tricky. That's like attempted homicide. I think there's like a sliding scale of Kelly crime, so. You know what I mean? Okay, ma'am.

So your daughter threw you down the stairs. Was she really mean about it? Or did she say, excuse me? It's like Kelly Dodd, you know. It happened at the waste management open. Yeah. I love that Phoenix House. I love that for Phoenix. That they have a waste management open. Okay. So, um, Bronwyn Ashchan and how it's going. Check. Oh, wow. I'm getting divorced. So that's fun. Bronwyn. Thanks for asking. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.

I'm so glad to be here at this party that is indirectly celebrating 18 years of happy marriage. Here's to Case Lost supporting me, possibly getting nothing. Grace. So Chann is like, well, you know, the trial is starting on Monday. And you know, it's like, you're going to trial. So what does that even mean? Well, it's like, like you know different. No, what does the word trial mean? Is there a box that you can get that just says trial?

I Think Bronwyn has the right answer. She's like fuck that guy. I raised seven children if my husband did that to me I would get everything fuck this half. I will take it all, sir. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. So, Shannon is upset now because Vicky's like, oh, guess what? Kelly's that coming. Kelly's that coming.

Can you believe it? Kelly's that coming. Guess you got a job somewhere, if you know what I'm saying. So, problem was like, look, I know there have been issues, and Vicki, I know I know I know I know where the crap out of you. That's got a Miami Pearl Girls trip! And all of Brawman's real friends are just like sitting there like, bitch. We're your actual friends.

So first they're going to Miami, but then they're going to go to Key West, which I'm sure is just a total accident on the part of production. Yeah, okay, because everyone got a chalkboard that says Key West on it. Shannon's chalkboard says like 11%. You know, she's like, not funny. So, he's lost his, not funny. So of course, Shannon is like the first person in the history of all housewives that when like the cast trip is announced she's the first person to be like oh well I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to enjoy myself there because I'm about 45% sure that David talked to a lady once in Key West so I'm afraid I will not be able to go more south than Daytona Beach.

I'm sorry. I would prefer Jupiter. I would. He's a lot of support. They, David, that, well, you know, when this began, David went to a retreat, and the slack he ended up with was also at a retreat, and I remember calling him while I was trying to perfect Kenwa, and I said, what are you doing out at 11 p.m.

Why is that okay when you're not at home, and at home you have to go to bed, but when you're away you have a great time. What does that mean, David? And David's like, yeah, how about that? I believe that is 48% the night that he started the affair. I'm poor. I'm poor.

So I will not be going to Key West. And I also have some objections to the Everglades, because David did say he would be married to me forever. And so I think we're just going to, and maybe we'll stay away from South Beach because our marriage did go quite south. So. And I will go to Tampa because I do approve of Kelly

showing her daughter had to put into Tampa. And I am actually, I'm actually very open to Tyler Hassee because it reminds me of the word Hassee. So that's a nice place too. Oh God. Do you want to have an MFaire? Yes, David, Tyler Hassee. We're going to not go to Gainesville

because I... I... We're talking about capital gains, but I think someone in the audience may have taken it in a different direction. Poor gains, Phil. Like, can we just win one? She's just like, I'm not going to go to Gainesville just because I truly just have no interest in Gainesville. Poor Gainesville. Uh, uh, uh, poor game spell. So, um, knock, knock. Fucking Orange County is the strippers are so bored. He's like, knock, knock. Police.

Someone has been a very bad girl. He's like, oh my god, it's the strippers. He's like, no, I'm just here looking for fucking Kelly Dodd again. Can someone just tell her to calm down please? List I only have 45 minutes before I go back to work at Carmack. So let's just do this, okay? People are with strip, but I'm just an entertainer. So any songs you guys like to hear I can play Uno with myself. Anybody want to see that? So it's like strippers. It's the stand over there and went boo. Boo no, boo no. So then

it's like stripper times. It's like fun and silly, you know. And then like Emily is like basically using that paddle over there to like hit a stripper's ass. And Shannon hates, Shannon hates Emily so much that she's always ready to like get the conversation going against her. She's like, huh, well, look at Emily with that guy. And she calls herself a married woman. Huh, well, I don't know. Anyone looking at Emily, a married woman, stepping up, shrippers at. Okay. But meanwhile, Shannon tried.

I tried, I tried. Meanwhile, Shannon tells one of the entertainers. She's like, if you've got a berry, I'll pick them. Like, what the hell? Yes, so I brought a berry, I'll pick them. Like what the hell? Yes, so I brought a berry, I'll pick them. Yes, and then Vicki is like acting. Oh. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna get her. She's got hair on her face, because she's got that Steve Lodge at home so now she's like a nun. Do people not remember Vicki at fucking, what's the Mexican play? On Delay. On Delay, say.

Yeah, Delay, I don't like this. Yeah. he at fucking with the Mexican play on the laced yeah yeah yeah vicki this is like only the second season you haven't been like double fisting bus boys at on delays can we stop acting like your mother Teresa listen I would run home to if I had Steve Lodge in a sex swing waiting for me. Hello. Oh, my God. Here we go again. This reminds me of Mexico. And then we show, we see the scenes.

That Mexico trip was dirty. Oh, my God. It was great. The stripper went down on somebody on TV. Yeah. I wouldn't tell you who, but I stopped looking. I was like, I was like, Vicki, I was like, so Shannon's like in her.

It's like she's the first time she's ever seen strippers. So she's sitting there on the couch and she's looking at brawling and getting a strip of cheese from like a female stripper. She's like, oh, well, oh, well. She's having a strip of cheese from a girl. Right. Let me tell you something. That stripper comes near me.

I'll kick him. I'll kick him. And then the girl does come up and she's like, grinding so much dance like, okay. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, okay. All right, there's a mask. Oh wow, I'm sure it doesn't, that's like, okay, okay, that's all, okay. All right, we don't, it's, I'm sure David would have liked

that quite a bit, okay, okay, okay, okay, thank's it, okay. All right, okay, we don't, it's, I'm sure David would have liked that quite a bit. Okay, okay, okay, okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank jeez. So this is where my spell check goes wild again. It says, frown hofa eats a boob cake. Fuck does that. Um, maybe it was... Yeah.

Oh, my shoe is cotton and chair. I'm okay, I'm okay, everybody, I'm okay. We're... Okay. So Shannon's like, well, I can come to Miami, but no, no, keep us to Sanofla. I believe that is where my affair started.

Case law. Case law. Ah. And by the way, so like... and then you have like, like, by the way, we haven't talked about just the general sadness of this party. It was like 4 p.m. Everyone's just sort of sitting there on the side like this.

It's like when you like are in like high school and you go over to your friends house to watch like TV and they're basically all like, you know. And then Bronwyn's in the middle. Oh, they're serving as milk. Yeah. Bronwyn's like having the best time and everyone's just like, you know. And then Bronwyn's in the basement. Oh, they're serving his milk. Yeah. Bronwyn's like having the best time, and everyone's just sitting there watching.

Like, are there any Marchitos left, you know? Yeah, just sad. So Emily is not the supportive friend that you want when you're like, I cannot go to Keymas, that is where the affair might have possibly 48% started. Emily's like, well, maybe that's where you get over it. That's where you can. Maybe that's where you just let go of everything.

I'm sorry. What is this concept of getting over something? I'm not familiar with that. It's new, new. Yeah. Shannon does not want. Shannon will knock it over at Emily back off. How about you start working on your current divorce?

Emily, for alone. I have never rooted for a divorce harder than my, no, that's not true. Carry from Dallas. I'm really, I see, listen to that quarter-audience boo. That was delicious. So Emily's really pushing, like, no, you can conquer. You'll be able to conquer your feelings. And she's like, no, no, no person who's soon to be kicked off this show.

That is not true. Because I don't want to be. Okay, settle down whoever's screaming at me. Someone's like, burthing a cow. Someone is like, someone thing they came to say came to like a town meeting that we're going to like bulldoze the school. Like it's OK, the school is OK, everyone.

So basically, so Emily is like, no, you'll conquer and everything and Shannon. I actually think there's like some legitimacy of being like, it's just, it's not that I'm, I have conquered it. I have. I just, I don't want to look at a mailbox and say, wow, they were probably walking my mailbox when they were fucking each other. And Gina's like, yeah, no, I totally get it because when I learned that Matt was having an affair, I was actually in my closet and now I can't go into my closet anymore.

I was actually in my closet, and now I can't go into my closet anymore. I was rough. I remember crying at the kitchen, and every time I went in there and saw that kitchen sign, I cried, so I moved the kitchen to the bathroom. It's gotten very confusing at my house, so I'll take you down there. Every place where I remember a trauma, I put up a soign that just says, crying. And then brawman's like, well, don't worry, you have a girl gang. You have a girl gang and that's just like,

get away from me. Your name is like, don't worry. You have a girl gang. Any one of us here would bury a body for you. And I'm really goes, mm, mummy, we not do that. You know that I've killed you buried a body for you. And then it really goes, mm, not me. And we not do that. You know that I've killed a buried body for the girl gang?

Like the moment someone does something wrong, I'm like, there's a dead body over there. So now Shannon's going to see her lawyer. She's got like a big binder. I don't even think, I think it's like a Lisa van der Pum binder. Like that has like nothing in it. She's like, business, business, business.

Well, here I am. Hell yeah. Crumple the paper, Ronnie wiped all over his face for no reason. I have a lot of, I have a lot of case. I've no case. I've no, from up to here. I just went too, so that's some evidence of something.

Case law, in the fabric. Flashlight. Oh, flashlight above my head. Flashlight above my head. I'm very business like with this binder. Oh god, it's my Frozen 2 Tra above my head. I'm very business-like with this binder. Oh, God, it's my Frozen 2 Trapper Keeper. OK, all right, I'm out. Yeah, sometimes I feel like Bravo is having

an New York fuck you moment. They're like, have fun in your live show. The last scene will be Shannon Cronketer lawyer's office. Fuck you. But the good news is that don't worry, though, because next week's stuff was really funny. So we have that to save us How did you write it down? I did write it down. I wrote my last note is entitled to nothing

I mean we can also just end on entitled to nothing And that brings us to the end of real house on the morning scotty Thank you guys so much for another amazing New York show. Hopefully we'll see a bunch of you at the next one. Our crap is giving late show. We love you guys. Good night, everyone. Thank you so much. Hey, prime members.

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