Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Weight, Weight... Don't Tell Me!

Episode Date: July 26, 2017

Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey everyone, welcome to watch what crap ends, a podcast about all that crap we just love to watch. Unbravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from beside blog.com and the Banger Blender podcast. And joining me is the wonderful hilarious and you know, just generally friendly man someone who would never throw a plate across the table if I had to say so myself it's Ronnie Caram from trashshocktv.com and the roast pricks bachelor at podcasts what's going on Ronnie? Uh-huh. Well hello, man. This is not my plate. This is not my plate. It's not my plate. It's not my plate. It's not my plate. Hey, hey, hey, David. David. David. David, where's my play?

David. Oh my god. Wow. This is an episode. This, this is an episode. Wow. This, you know, there were, you know, I think Shannon Bedore and Kelly Dodd deserve awards.

You know, Kelly Dodd deserves an award for being unabashedly garbage and just coming in and saying, you want me to start some shit? Okay, I'll do it. I don't care. And she just goes in and it's wonderful. And Shannon Bedouard is so proud of being garbage. She is. She's like, look, I'm compost. Yeah. You can use me to grow garbage vegetables. And Shannon Bedouard, she deserves an award for just putting it all out there. Like she just wears her heart not even on her sleeve. It's just like dangling down by a string on the floor from like her fingernails. You know, it is she just puts it all out there and she's so vulnerable that she just becomes, she's a disaster. So between Kelly and Shannon together, perfection. This episode was just a thing of beauty.

It really was, but you know what though, before we mentioned the episode, we have to remind people that we have a show in LA, we almost have forgotten to plug it. We have a show in LA this September, September second, buyer tickets at waterccraftens.com, get them now before they're gone, because they are so unlike hotcakes, and not like crappy hotcakes, like really tasty hotcakes that you really want to buy.

So go get them. Donald's hotcakes. Yeah, super good hotcakes. It's hot. You know they're bad for you, but they're still delicious. Well, you know, I can't stop eating them. You know, I have so much stress when if you can listen I keep eating hotcakes Oh, Ben, do you want to just jump right in? Yeah, now we can draw I was I was doing a I just had to get the plug in before we jump in because now

We we have to jump in Yes, let's jump in all right. Let me open my trusty app here. It's a note. Well you open your app I can tell people that the episode begins pretty much with the last one left off Which is which is basically Lydia and Shannon in their fight, you know This is where Lydia Lydia said something to the effect that you know, you know what you're saying You know what you're doing is sort of like what Vicki's doing and Shannon hears you are Vicki Gunnville Sin. And Shannon is the remind. These editors, okay, so the episode opens in silence again.

Yes. It's just like, as the cameras go over Orange County and you hear echoes, how dare you call me Vicki, Vicki, Vicki, Vicki. Come on, you guys. It was last week like I like that you're sticking with this theme. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey. Come on, you guys. This was last week, like, I like that you're sticking with this theme, but unless somebody's going to get pushed off a stairway and murdered by the end of this,

stop just ripping off shows. Well, the best is that they're replaying the audio from the fight, but they're showing, they're showing, like, cutaway B-roll of all the kids playing and having a wonderful time. You know, the tiger in the cage at the birthday party walking slowly like, yeah. And you just hear how there you. And they were back into the scene.

The lady is like, you screamed and yelled at me. Sam is like, when you said I'm like Becky Gumbelson, I heard you. I will never be like Vicki. Don't fuss it. And Lee is like, all right, well, we're just never going to be friends. It's fine. I don't want to have dinner on Thursday. No, I don't want to leave that salmon isn't closer with Kelly because they fight the same way. Yeah, because Lydia's, you know, I feel like this is a Manteaks and she goes, well, maybe it is. Like that's what you are.

Are you gonna have a record? Shannon just goes and flicks flicks Lydia's nose. And Sam and you're sure. Yeah. I'm standing on your shirt. Huh? Ha ha. Yeah, the spot. So Shannon runs off. She's like, I am done. Fuck you guys.

I'm taking off her mic like reaching behind her to take off her mic. And then she gets in the, she gets in the limo. David's like, what is it, dear? What is it? What's wrong, dear? She's like, oh, I wasn't screaming at Lydia McLaughlin! She did that to the point where she assumes that we're not gonna get along. Way to make new friends, Lydia.

I'm done. I'm fucking done, David! David? David, here lies Shannon Bedore, killed by Lydia McLaughlinetta, lovely children's party. Done, David, done, done, but now that you're here, I'm so happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, for that I'm done, but I'm happy, I'm done. And then meanwhile, Tamer's up there telling Lydia, she's in a fragile state. I'm like, when is she not in a fragile state, you know, yeah, she's like shipping glass. Like, they're always going to have a sticker on it. She's like, listen, bad. The best thing to do with a fragile person is not call them bicky. Okay. It's like on every choking poster in every restaurant ever. Okay. Add some on the chest and don't call them bicky batch. Yeah. And you know, Shannon's in full victim mode. She's like, I wasn't

screaming at Lydia McLaughlin. I'm not judging Lydiaalachlan. And yet she did that to me. Hmm, the last time I saw that was when David did that to me in therapy. David? David. Do you remember when you pulled a lady on therapy? David? If David shimmies in therapy, that's it. I'm done. If I see David reading Nobleman magazine on the toilet one more time than I'm done Nobleman well obviously not noble women David he's like good one dear David never used to read Nobleman magazine And I like the lady is she's like well, I don't know if I can go out to dinner with someone Who's like that crazy party of wine?

And cameras is struggling and and Shannon's fully having Mrs. Roper meltdown as in the way she melted down at the Mrs. Roper party last year she's like that that fucking with you goes just goes you're just like Vicki David and I go excuse me and she goes I want nothing to do with you. David. David. David. David, she went, and she said, David, what? It's terrible, David. Ha.

Oh, she gets into her like, resus life. It can be cry when she gets so upset. And I love that David is just sitting in the limo already. Yeah. I know we're not going to be here long, driver deers. So just keep the shot of, I know we're not going to be here long driver deer. So just keep the shot of, you know, ketamine ready. Yeah. For when Shannon jumps back in this car screaming deer a lot. Okay, deer driver. And Shannon has basically now exhausted herself with all her gracing and she's like, I am nothing like. Vicki.

Go. Sun. And she's out. Yeah. So, uh, next up, silence. Oh. Peggy and Diko. We go to.

Yeah. It's like they're, they're leading up to, yeah yeah, Diko like they're leading up to a horror scene and he's like Honey, I need to hurry Honey, you look so pretty since you're surgery you look so good You're in pain right are you in pain babe? You're in pain. You're in pain. No, that you look so pretty She's like wow you are so hilarious to me right now. Ha, ha, ha. She's like, oh, I'm so much pain.

Put on my stilettos for me. Like you're putting on 10 feet tall stilettos and tell him goes, how in pain you are. Come on. I think way more offensive is that when she goes out into the foyer and her son is like playing basketball and she's like, how many times do I have to tell you? No basketball in the home. I've told you a million times.

I'm like, lady, you've installed a hoop on your staircase. Why don't you take on the hair and your father to practice jumping? I love, by the way, my Peggy accent is just sort of like a pan, pan, Middle Eastern, South Asian accent, sort of a little Indian, a little, you know, Saudi Arabian. Just a little... I like that she's just named her son Coco. To me, that's the best part of Peggy's accent.

Is that his name? Coco. Coco. Coco. Coco. Coco. Coco. Coco. How many times I have to say no basketball? Coco And then she's like Coco. Chakilakaru. When I speak Armenian, it's serious. Serious language. So then we go to Vicki's new office where she is, she's overseeing it with her partner Ali. And I could not help but be distracted by Ali's bro, she was wearing. It looked like one of those old-timey spy microphones. You know when someone's trying to get information, they put this big flower on their beliefs and get close to you.

I feel like it's a good general rule to have in life, not to trust people with roaches, like men with roaches. Don't trust a man with a bridge. Yeah, I shouldn't have to be teaching people that, especially if someone like Vicki, who's like, I'm just such a good person. I just trust everybody. That's my problem. I'm just such a good person.

You know, people who do't be, they say, whoa, you're the best person we've ever heard of. And I just keep getting screwed. I just don't understand. And I'm at least like, but you know, look at this office we built. We're gonna build it together. It's gonna be like a fortress

because you know what people say about you? She's like, you know what they say about me? And he's like, I do. They say you're too good. Everybody, she needs insurance on our heart because people are always breaking it all you know that's so true you know the problem is I always I get burned by by trusting people too much you know like Brooks and Tamra and I'm like you know Tamra and

Chanover home just blood boiling to hear that they, oh, we were burned, we were burned. Yeah, we were the burners. Yeah. So you're the burner batch. We call you Bunsen in my house. To be fair, Shannon does walk around with the Toaster a lot. Just this way, I can always have Toasts. Whoops, burnt the Toasts.

Guess I'm gonna have to open a new loaf of bread. How am I supposed to get a hopped? How'd if I don't have a tester with me? And she's telling Ali, look, I like the water fat, whatever, like do whatever you want, like seriously, like do whatever you want. But here's the thing I really need. I want to spy on my employees.

So like for my computer, I want to be able to say, what is Shadra doing and open up her computer or her phone and see exactly what she's doing. Okay, if they're looking at bad stick, I want to know. Because she got embezzled from and then they show like one line from Instagram or something like Vicki got embezzled from and you know it's Linda. Yeah, we all know it's Linda. She's like, what got the best office?

It's not my fault to think she made me do it. Next time put 10 apples in there, okay? It's not my fault the Feng Shui made me do it. Next time put 10 apples in there, okay? It was the mirror under the exit sign. It said I was gonna be rich and I am, it didn't lie, don't play me. It's not my fault, you don't know how to do math, dummy. Look at my teal fingernails. So then we cut over to Kelly who is busy killing gnats.

And she's wearing a hat that says sorry haters. So does that mean the gnats are her haters? I'm not sure. I like also that Kelly's entire story arc. The season has been her dealing with fruit flies and gnats. I mean, we always say she's garbage, but this is really literalizing it. Yeah, no one's shocked she has, Nass. The only shock here is that when she clapped, the lights didn't come on.

So she's like slapping Michael said, she's like, what? She got a nat. He's like, whoops, you have a nat on your face. She's like, whoops, you have one on your ear. He's like, whoops, you got one straight on your nose, bitch. Like this can turn into abuse very quickly with you. I feel like this is not the couple that needs to be having a fun slapping fight.

The mom walks in and is like, why aren't you finished your senses? Like, what are you talking about? You keep saying that, that what? Who's that? Are you dating me? I just want the best for you, honey. So for her Lydia's, she's like, the husband is looking at the magazine, and he's like, noblemen is the first magazine in the world to shoot this concept car. Yeah, Rolls Royce concept car. Wow. Great. And then over over a Tamer's house, she's just petting a guinea pig. It's like, okay, this

feels like it's a metaphor for something. I'm not sure what, but we'll have to sit on that for a moment. It's like guinea pigs and possums getting along. And it's like, I'm like, you know, that they're just breathing that thing for Eddie. One day, this is like an anniversary gift to Eddie.

The giddy pigs was trying to get out of there. The giddy pig is just trying to create an escape plan. Yeah, he's gonna sneak into Megan King Edmund's bag as soon as she shows up. Oh my God. You're like, you're too bad. It's gonna put itself in a baby bonnet. Please help me.

Help me. It's gonna be in a baby bonnet and hide in a blanket and be like, I'm a baby too, help me. It's gonna be a baby bon in hide in a blanket and be like I'm a baby to take me Tamra try stop trying to pick guinea pigs happen. Okay. She started an Instagram for the big guinea pig To Chi. Yeah, stop trying to make guinea pigs happen. Pross some face. Stop it. Oh my god. Does the guinea pig even have a name Charlie or something like that? Oh god this poor guinea pig Does the guinea pig even have a name Charlie or something like that? Oh god this poor guinea pig. Help Matt. I just I just sort of like that just sunk in that you had the guinea pig to do Ashley from princesses Can you fly a jet from pet smart help?

The guinea pigs like Sam Ra has a couch on her porch Time to start swirling a spoon in a teacup to hypnotize it. No, I'm going into the second place. I Really wish you'd watch get out cuz I really make I feel like I make a lot of references to it and you know I'm gonna watch it when it's not $20. I'll watch it when it's on video I'm not paying $20 to see a damn movie. It's been on video for a few months now. Oh my God, I have plans tonight. So excited. That's my favorite kind of movie.

I love suspense movies. It's really good. I really like the favorite kinds of movies. I've been wanting to see it. It's just a movies and expensive or expensive in LA. And B, LA movie theaters don't even bother turning on air conditioning to look like that's 80 it's good enough this was $20 you better suck my dick and give me some AC

both I don't know what movie theaters you've been going to but I'm always perfectly chilled your thinner I wear a skin sleeping bag to the movie theater and I want air conditioning okay well you should watch get out because honestly, I was already to go on a whole tear about the guinea pig. The guinea pig is really someone else, but that's fine. Yeah, don't spoil. Don't spoil my guinea pig. I cannot wait to watch get out about the guinea pig. It's going to be so I've heard so much about it. It's an allegory about kidney pigs. Move. So let's go over to the doctor. Peggy's like, hello doctor. Hi.

Hello. He's like, hey, well, you know, we got some spreaders in ya. And we're just going to fill fluids in. Yes, you could try out different boobs and see what size you want. And what did he say? He's like, are you there yet? You happy with these? With this?

Was he asking if she's happy with her size or? There's a bull. Yeah. Yeah. I just general medical talk and he goes like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like let's not make them any bigger than what they used to be because I don't want to have to buy our whole new wardrobe. Yeah, she's like good for you, Tiko. Good for you. Like this is the first like, you know,

non pig on Orange County who wasn't like, yeah, let's bringing up a size. I'll take a chin in, Blant too. Yeah, Jim. Yeah, Jim Blant, it's like if she's not, you know, dragging her knuckles on the ground after six months, you did it wrong. But, you know, Diko is, I really like Diko, actually.

He's so sweet and he was like, he said that Peggy is the sexist person in the world to him. With or without rest, she's my soul mate. I was like, Diko, it's time to leave. She may have little rest, she may have no rest, she may have giant ones. I don't care.

My hair still stems up and that's what's important. Ha ha ha ha ha. Now if I could only get her to stop playing basketball on the floor. He's so funny. Just everything he taught, every time he talks, I just start laughing. He's like, baby, everything he taught. Every time he talks, I just start laughing. He's like, baby, you need to be mentally comfortable

to understand how you feel about the boobs side. Let's not pick now. Let's wait until you're mentally comfortable. You like my hair, look good, right, doctor? And then he's like, from the outside, people say I have everything. Jewelry, cars, the glowing personality, other cars, lips, nose, gold straps on my dresses,

but every family has struggles. And my family's struggle is me. I was like, this please be your opening my neck season. But family's struggle is me. So then we go over to Lydia and Doug, they're working on Nobleman magazine in the most exciting scene ever. It's like, we're over page count. Oh my God, what are we going to do over page count? We're over page count. And Lydia is like, I'm like a whirling nervous. So, she's like, if it's the wheels of the American dream, everyone wants a lady like her, let's put them in there. Do we have enough room for them? And he's like, you know, he's like, this is really expensive.

So like, we put all of our money into this. You know, my father and my grandfather are really known in Canada for just being go getters. I really wish my husband would have some balls. Are you just trying to wreck everything this season Lydia? Nothing says savvy business acumen then launching a new magazine in a dying industry. In Orange County. Orange County. Literally capital of the world. I mean, literally capital the world. Yeah. So Tamra calls her and she's like,

have that. Have a nice. He has an Instagram. No. Charlie's like, Charlie's like trying to do like, he's trying to do like, more scot in the background like. So Lydia's like, maybe you can explain. Was I reacting or was she, was I overreacting? Or was she going off on me? Yeah. She's like, well, you know, hey, batch. Well, shout out to his expressive batch. She just really likes to express her batch emotions a lot. And she's just always like, woo!

Batch. So she's like, that's what she said. She's like, biggie. Like, that's the double. That looks like she's like the double. And then Lily goes, I'm not used to having an expressive friend.

Expressive? No. Crazy. I like crazy better. Yeah. She's, yeah, I actually believe Lydia, just by the way that she automatically really likes Peggy. She's like, I like your reverse expressiveness. Thank you for your inverted expressive personality.

And Peggy's like, what are you talking about? I am the most expressive person in my entire neighborhood. Have I mentioned expression? I am so offended by you saying I'm not expressive. I'm glad that we see her in Diko in the right room or in the same room at the same time because she could be Diko with a lot of makeup on. I actually think she looks a little bit like Jennifer Lopez. Like Arminia has answered Jennifer Lopez. She keeps looking different. Pegging from the block, it's a huge, huge spot. Waiting for tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got. My son, Coco, is still playing basketball in the house, and I'm very angry.

I wish I could recall more Jennifer Lopez longs off the top of my head. I'm just... Hey, Mr. DJ. I thought I remember. If you had a, if you had a pizza and you know you like a pizza, would you fall in love with me? I don't know. Bitty Bitty Coco. She's from her movie about Selena called Peggy. Pegala. I could fall in love with you tonight. I'll be dreaming of you tonight's tonight's custom auto line. We can just end. Oh my god. So Lydia. So Tamra is like, can we still got a dinner pot and Lydia is like, yeah, but the restaurant's called Quiet Woman. So if I go, I'll bring Peggy and just leave her there. She's quiet. She's quiet. The next tamer calls Shannon and she's like,

whoa, I'm playing with Charlie bad. She's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No! Who's Charlie? God, please tell me it's not another young person on this show. I'm sick of being called mean! And she's like, no, it's a guinea pig, Batch. Oh, that's how I feel. I broke both his ankles, so we can't get away. That's how I feel. Every time I walk into a casco, a guinea pig, they just keep shelling things in my mouth. How does guinea pick taste anyway?

So do they have any I'm getting picked bands. So so I wait, I just want to say that Tamra's explanation for why she's been playing with Charlie is really weird. She's like, yeah, batch. Whenever Sophie leaves, I pull out Charlie and it feels like I'm playing with Sophie batch. I'm like, yeah, Batch, whatever Sophie leaves, I pull out Charlie and it feels like I'm playing with Sophie Batch. I'm like, so you're calling, so Charlie is your daughter's surrogate, like, or a surrogate for your daughter, or is your daughter a surrogate for Charlie?

To get you to play. Well, is Sophie her granddaughter? I don't even know who Sophie is, to be honest. I thought it was her granddaughter, the girl that she was playing in the tent with us. I mean I hope that makes sense because Sophie's would be a baby. Yeah, if it was her teenage daughter, she's like, yeah, it's just like Sophie. She just shit all over my floor and then bites me. It still hasn't talked to me. Charlie, can you say can you speak Charlie? Batch. It's been three years and Charlie still hasn't talked to me. Charlie, can you speak Charlie?

Batch, it's been three years and Charlie's still hasn't talked to me. I still have a whew. So Shannon's like, well, I just wanted to know if dinner's still on because apparently I'm a screamer and a yeller. Yeah, so I don't know if screamers and yellers are about to come to dinner in public places.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, that was a joke. But it's not really funny because it's true and it happened to me. And I was called a Screamer and a Yeller at a party grown for a child. I guess I'm just expressive. Ha, just expressive screaming and yelling. That's all I do. David, David. And Tim was like, well, I talked to her about, and I was like, Hey, Tim and Batch, we're still going to Tim and Batch. I love Tim and Batch. And she's like, well, I wasn't expecting to be called a screamer

and a yellow-red-to-two-year-olds party. That's all. I'm sitting in this new house, this new poor person house, because this was supposed to be a temp house and you know she's pissed. Yeah, while she's sitting in this house, having to talk this serious conversation, having to have this serious conversation, not at her first lady desk. Yeah, that's why she's in the people right now now because she's out of her first lady desk. She's been put out of power.

There's a new administration in town and she can't deal. No one has moved my first lady desk into my rectangle office. I'm inhaling fumes from the nails in the wall and it's, you know, medals are in my brain now. Mettles! from the nails and the wall and it's you know, medals are in my brain now, medals! Ha! I'm expressive because the nails, how many are my mouth are on nails in my head? Because it's in the towel, I can, at least I have David, because we're so happy!

Ah! Apparently the garbage disposal is in my screaming and yelling corner. Ha! Ow! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 30 to 40 screams per day, I guess that makes me a screamer! screaming and yelling corner. How? 30 to 40 screams per day. I guess that makes me a screamer, huh? Livy on my gofflin? No, I know I'm known as the jolly one in the group, but all joking aside, I will not be compared to a liar because I don't like...

Nope. I don't like. Have you ever seen my pants on fire? No. I don't like. Have you ever seen my pants on fire? I don't think so. Have you seen my pants on fire? No. Damn it. It's like, well, you were waving your arms and grinding your teeth. She's like, I was not grinding. Grinding.

Ah, my teeth. Ah, camera. Tamma, we all know that's how I laugh when David tells a hilarious joke which he does because we have a wonderful relationship and we're so happy! Never last so hard. Is when David did that my name is Chubby Choke. What? What? A Joker? God, when he when he says, your keen watch tastes like dirt and I'm gonna leave you for another woman if you serve it for me one more time.

I'm always like, ah! David, you're hilarious! When he said my old Shannon sat around the house but my new Shannon sits around the house. Oh, David! David! David, well now he gets more wine because he knows I can drink more. So no more dinner parts with two bottles of white wine, David.

David? David. Oh my gosh, so Tamar is like, wow, butch, I'm still the butch, peacemaker of the OC. Hashtag Rodney King! Oh, like, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo She was like, why is Tamer mentioning Rodney King? Which is a fair question to be fair. Who's that? She's like, who is that people are like, you're an idiot. Like, why wouldn't you Google that before you post it?

Also, Megan posted something on Twitter that says, I have trouble having sympathy for Peggy considering that my mom went through the exact same thing. Hashtag knowledge. Someone put, I don't think she knows what sympathy means. Which is good because I like that side of Megan when she's just cold and nasty. Yeah, but she's probably trying to say, I have sympathy for her because my mom's going through or my mom went through the same thing.

But instead, she's like, it's hard for me to have sympathy because my mom had the same thing. I mean, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Make it. Either way, Charlie did what we all wanted to do to Tam right that moment, shit on her floor. Yeah, he's like, Rodby King. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

So she just starts picking up the peer, she's like, oh my God, bats, picking all over the site. You just pick them up with your fingers and put them on the baby blanket. Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop and set the aftertaste. Here lies Shannon Bedore killed by her own screaming and yelling and expressiveness. So it's a mega size that she's going to be by. So she's like, if Lydia overstepped her bounds or opinions, I'm willing to forgive just like Jesus would do. Uh, and Tamra, yeah. Tamra's like he's bumping everywhere. So is it psychological debris or real poop? Have I met you the time David stuck his thumb up my path?

That is black love. Well, did Charlie seem to, uh, when he pooped it, you'd notice any piece of plastic coming out because I did refer him to Dr. Moon recently. Psychological debris, I will never forget that. It turned out to be all in her head. Jesus Christ. Okay, so Megan and Jim are with the baby. This is becoming my favorite running joke that he just hates her. It's like the baby's around and he's like, I hate you. She goes, Jim, the baby has baby girl baby baby has gas. She's stinky. And he goes, does she smell like her mom? And then he's like, and she's like, are you in a bad music? No, I just, I woke up at seven, I had to clean the garage. Now I had to clean the kitchen and I had to like pick up a piece of paper. And now I'm just like sitting here and wondering where my feet roll up So I don't know where they are and it's like photos confirm trying to clean that too. So it's like

This sucks you don't too much I had a baby. He's like oh really? It's like I didn't just clean the garage Good nice nice product purse bitch. Yeah She gets I'm like granola mommy. I'm like a granola mommy like look how I'm holding the baby He's like do granola moms have Chanel diaper bags you fucking twat Bounce you know I'm gonna just grab shack now catch you later Do you think babies can see ghosts because babies can see ghosts because they have just come from the spirit world And they don't have preconceived notions to just like socially unacceptable to see ghosts. They see him. He's like now idiot It's like well good check in in with you guys. Oh

My god, that was amazing. So yeah, that was pretty much like they're only seeing the episode It's like great glad they brought her back for that. So then it's silence. David is doing pull up pull up runs on rings as Shannon drives to the gym crying. His practicing is practicing his escape plan for the next time she serves Keanu Watson. He's like, all right, here I'm just gonna climb up to the ceiling and just escape at the latch. That's why she got rid of the house with the sandalier. She's like, he will not swing of that thing out the upper window. It's the only one I don't have a lock on. He will not swing on the chandelier.

Chandeliers. I'm trying to think of another CEO song, but I can't see ya. I like good, good, good fun. David fun David has that song go David Run for your life run for your life. Don't run for your life What a swing My the shell yes Through remote control. So this trainer, oh my god.

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. I want to sing swing from the sandalier. She probably does. She probably has her little devil's, devil's food cake snack. Well, she takes a bite and she's twirls around in the kitchen. I want to swing from the land I will once I've lost 34.7 pounds Did Bickey gave me I'll just sort of swing off a girder Why can't we all just stop making Shannon feel like a terrible person just like Rodney King said

Just like Rodney King said. He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he like large, I feel large. Oh, yes, not so. It's not normal. Like, game's so much knee air. I got stressed that there were false allegations about David. And I didn't want to affect David. So I buffered it with snack wells. And let me tell you something. I can snack well. And then the producers were kind enough to give us a montage. So take us back to Shannon working out last year, which is of course when we heard. Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! He's like, look, look out, lady.

It's not about hardcore intensity, it's about overall health. Like, uh, anything goes is how fat did you get? And she's like oh god, I have no idea. Please don't make me get on that scale Well, I was 134 and I'm a scribe and he's like whoa Whoa Whoa You like the girl who ate the gum she wasn't supposed to and Willy Wonka You have to roll you out of here, blueberry lady.

Have you been eating snack wells or anvils? Ah. He's like, all right, all right, let's weigh you. So now she's up to 172, which it is a lot. I mean, I, I genuinely feel bad for her. That's, you know, that's a strong, that's, that's tough, especially when you're on TV. So then he's like, that's a strut. That's that's tough especially when you're on TV So then he's like whoa, wow, okay We have some work to do fat ass. All right. I know you're so sensitive

He's like more than half your body's fat. You look basically you're sprinting to cardio back Vascular disease. You're not sprint. You're barely even walking She's here not sprint. You're barely even walking Fronting was a workout joke which you would get had you not failed your fat bitch. I'm like Jesus Where did they find this guy and he's wearing construction boots at the gym? Yeah, yeah Oh, but it was amazing. It's like all right. Let's come over here We just need a little more space and she's like right because my body needs more space I'm a count of the fact that I'm basically a house. I'm a house, house, under the international.

I'll take the third one and my third one, I mean the third turkey, because I'll eat the whole thing, I'm a house of turkey. I have good windows, and I'm in the center of the town. All this is, I'm all three houses at the same time. And of course, I'm a large. And of course, I'm a budget because everything about me is oversized. Oh my God, Shannon, the self-hatred and this is coming from someone who's constantly like,

I'm so fat, I'm so fat, but I think I've just learned to enjoy it maybe because I've had it for longer, but I'm like, oh, this feels so good, I'm warm in the winter. But she's like, oh my God, it's like an asteroid. I'm waiting for Will Smith to come out of here and say smart alky lines the aliens That's how big I am if I just had one eyeball. I looked like the thing in the middle of the dollar bill Just a big pipe room in with an eyeball Basically, I'm the mist Covering the entire town. I am the mist Where's the anacroid? I'm essentially safe puff marshmallow man

He's like take off your shirt fatty and she's like, well, you better cover your eyes because you're about to turn into Stevie Wonder. It is blinding. He's almost as blinding as the rage I felt when David took me to a gasp of pub with sugary sauces. David, David, we're laughing, but this was the most horrifying thing to watch. This guy is so insensitive, and part of it is just that he's a guy, and that is kind of how guys are raised, you know. Whereas, like, yeah, you're going to do a fatty because you're not a loser. Oh, yeah. And that's supposed to make you tougher. That's not, Shannon needs like a doctor moon, who's like, I suck your back a little, then you do a then you do a lunge

Okay, but then I give you tiny piece of candy and then you do a squat. Okay, you're doing so good Shannon But you know it though I also feel like Shannon is highly motivated by shame So I think this guy may have understood that which is why he kept on going wow Wow, okay, okay, okay, which the coff her Wow close and was just turning he's like whoa jeet all right turn to the left. Oh my god It's even worse. All right turn to the right You know there's difference between Kenwan or is right. I just want to make sure you're buying the right product They don't even sound the same fatty. I was like Jesus Christ. So he's like, so you

and David, huh? How are you guys? Uh, physically, he's like putting his finger in the hole. He's like, yeah, how about you? Yeah. And I'll, and I'll, and I'll, and I'll, and I'll at least guess, well, he works out more than he works out more now. Like I don't think you're understanding the question, Shannon. Yeah. Well, and on top of that, by the way, as, as she was like beating herself up, she's like, Hey, look at me. And he's like, it's like, Hey, don't be mad at yourself. Just be disappointed. You should be disappointed. She's like, This was the hardest scene to watch ever. Of course, it's totally fun talking about it later, but it was hard to watch. It was. I was. I felt bad for her because I know how disappointing it is.

Truly, when you gain weight and you're like, what have I done? What's wrong with me? Why can't I control myself? Why do I let these things get to me? Will I ever look good again? I'm like, it's not. Yeah, now my husband's going to leave me. You just start to spiral, you know?

Yes, and I total of course I totally understand still looks good. That's a thing, you know, like yeah, she's been on some pounds, but she's still beautiful Yeah, look of course I understand it and I do the same thing that she does where it's like you announce you announce your Fats to like apologize Oh, no, yeah, so that people can't make fun of you because it's like, you know, I understand the psychology behind it. I realize that I'm also guilty of it. And also, it's like Heather said, which I hate that I'm even quoting Heather. But when she's like, all she does is talk about her weight.

Really all you need to do is eat less and move. And I was like, fuck you, gerbil. You know, fuck you. I don't remember her saying that, but that's hilarious. It's always easy for a skinny, you know, because we all have our things, you know, thank God, mine isn't heroin or alcohol, but some people are, that that's their thing, or some people sing is sex too much, or we all have our thing that tortures us throughout our lives.

And this is hers and it sucks. It does suck to know that you can control it and you're supposed to be able to control it, but you feel like you can't and then nobody understands. And then that makes separates you even more from everybody. And now you're basically feel like you're giving your husband an excuse if he does it again. And then so if he does do it again, even though he's victimizing you, you're putting yourself in the victim. It's just a total mind-fuck and I, you know, I wish her the victim. Is it? It's just a total mind fuck and I, you know, I wish her the best. Well, the way the whole segment ended was was with Tim saying to telling Shannon, listen, you just have to make better choices, make better choices. And then it's like, coming

up, Kelly Dodd, I was like, better choices in Kelly Dod that's a hilarious juxtaposition right there. Well, the same weight loss camp. Girl housewives of Orange County is like, really? Guess what Vicki said last week. Here's a pint of ice cream and some clips from what Vicki was talking about last week, Shannon. So then when we come back, I'm sorry Ben, but they follow up Shannon's training exercise

with a black and white cookie speeding down the road. It's like the show is so massive. And that's exactly what happened because we come back and Peggy picks up Lydia in her black and white Ferrari as in one half is black and one half is white like like is it the ridler? Not the ridler, the two-faced Batman-face Batman little Batman reference everyone so So Lydia gets in and Peggy's like Would you like some speed and she's like share and so then she starts like Speeding down the highway like a maniac and he's like I'm in pain. So then we see the meeting where Lydia is having lunch with Vicki and Kelly.

It's a flashback to the day before. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I met this girl Shannon. And I think she has bad things sway. Bad person thinks sway. Lydia said that she got bad things sway from Shannon. So yeah, so then Lydia's telling Peggy about the girls that they're meeting everything. And I actually was saying, oh, she was telling Peggy

that Vicki and Shannon don't get along, I think. And I like that Peggy goes, what is these getting along? What does this meet get along? I thought everything gets along. Like black black and white both in the same car. One half black, one half white. That was my joke. So Kelly calls she's like hey, and she's like hey, she's like, hey, me, my friend, I'm going on FaceTime. She says, hi, Peggy, are you enough for Rory? And she's like, oh no, it's a Chrysler. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. By the way, Peggy's license needs to be revoked.

Not only is she speeding and driving like a maniac, she is fully looking at FaceTime and not at the traffic in front of her. You know, like how they do that on TV shows or when they have a conversation, they're driving and they're looking at each other and you're like, look at the road. But here it was a reality show conversation, they're driving and they're looking at each other

and you're like, look at the road. But here it was a reality show. She was really driving and not looking at the road. That's her. This is why their laws passed against the rest of us using our cell phones and our car, okay? Some of us can use FaceTime responsibly while we drive.

Peggy. Peggy. So then Shannon and Tamara, they get into their car because they're all going to meet at the quiet woman for dinner. It's gonna be Lydia Peggy, Shannon and Tamra, just just a four of them. And they hop in the car. I love how it was like Blair Witch lighting. It felt very appropriate for this scene. Like by the end of it, they're gonna all go missing, you know. Yeah, they're all gonna be facing a corner what if the Blair Witch was just like I'm too fat to face you oh come on my forest this whole thing was because Vicki fucked up some girl

in the forest she fucked over some girl before it I mean David I lost the map and I don't know where who where David Ha ha ha Make a left ahead dear Where David go David So she's like hi Tamra Oh God I exercise today Oh oh oh oh geez I went to the train

or I'm 172 heart attack diabetes and don't be silly He said all of those And Tamra's, whoa, bat. 40% is really high. Why does he know? It's camera.

Yeah. Why does, you know, Tamma just won a fizzy competition last week, last year. She has a gym. Why is she not making her storyline to help Shannon? I don't actually understand that from a production standpoint. Because she can't have anyone in there with an uneven floor that could trip and sue her later.

Uh, camera, these uneven floors, they remind me of my marriage. Tamer? Tamer, what am I doing in the Grand Canyon? I'm big enough to fill that hole. God, why would you do this to me? Tamer! that hole. God, why would you do this to me? Jamrock! So they arrive at the Quiet Woman or as Kelly calls it, Q-Dubs and obviously Ronnie we have to go there right like we're gonna go to the Quiet Woman. We have to go to the Quiet Woman and then go to Shirley's restaurant in Irvine. Okay I'm

down. Yeah we as long as we can go on my Vespa. Just kidding now. We just need to we need to commission Baggy to come pick us up in a black and white cookie Ferrari. I Like that. Tamer's like I don't drink ever about for that drinking tonight. Don't drink ever shut up Tamer and Sam is like, yes, Alastair rock. We're gonna go out that chain at the quiet woman. So they show up and at the quiet woman. So they show up and she's like, hi Julius, how are you tonight? How's it going to see you? Do you recognize me? I'm 40 pounds heavy. I'm confiding this in you. Please treat this knowledge appropriately. I hope you're thankful that I've given you that knowledge because it hurt. Julius, I'm as big as your cousin Orange.

How is Alfredo doing? So Lydia, in the meantime, is with Peggy. And she's like, I think maybe you should sit over here so you can get to know them better. I could leave. I could leave. It's an ex-strategy. And Peggy goes, who is this Vicki? She goes don't say that word

Don't don't ever say it look at the choking sign on the wall. It says never say Vicki Peggy's like Vicki Vicki not a third time not a third time What what who called me who do you school to sack it sure?'s just sitting in the room with a guy who's a tiny head So Shannon's walking up and she's like, oh, hey Julius, do you know what tard a means? It's tardy in Spanish turning in Spanish. Ah! Ah! Ah!

You don't have quinoa at the quiet one. No, no, okay, that's fine. What has less calories? Quinoa, a filet or water? If you feed me, I'll be quiet. So they sit down. So she's like, yeah, she's super positive today because she's, you know, was accused of being mean last time,. She's like, yeah, she's super positive today because she's you know was accused of being mean last time

So she's like I loved your show in the 80s, you know square peggy square peggy What is this 80s? What, what is this TV television? So Shannon, Peggy's like, oh, I hear about you. You moved, right? And she's like, yes, we moved from a house. It took us six years to build.

And Peggy goes, what? Why would you do this? And she's like, yeah, yeah. Shannon's like, what, move or build a house? to build and Peggy goes what why would you do this She's like what move or build the house did you build your house and she goes oh no I don't want to be any involved in anything like that for what to have an extra room They just got the Shannon being like The neck of thought twenty-nine The neck of thought thirty. Oh no, we're getting the threshold David David Peggy being like, ha ha ha ha, so the negative thought, 29, the negative thought, 30, oh no, we're getting the threshold, David.

David, Peggy? Well, I just wanted it to be green, that's all. Why didn't you paint it? Are you stupid? No, green, my friend, the environment. We had, well, we could lick,

we had countertops you could eat, you could poop out our flooring. If you like the environment so much, why don't you just go camping? For one room. I mean, what's wrong with you, lady? I have to say this was the first moment that I was like, wait a second. Am I starting to like Peggy because the way Peggy reacted or combined with Shannon was so amazing. Peggy's just blase in difference slash puzzlement and Shannon be like, I mean the look on her face.

Because Peggy goes, what is this green? Oh, you made the fire in every room. Yeah, no, she's like, just put a humidifier in every room. You find windex. And Shannon's like, her humor is a little off. She certainly is not a joke, she's like, David, Ha! Oh, it's time. I mean, she has a nice girl, but,

FYI, a humidifier doesn't remove toxicity. Nope. Nope. Does a humidifier get rid of toxins? No. No. And then I love get rid of toxins? Nope. Nope. And then I love Peggy. She's like, so Lydia and Peggy, I'm sorry, Lydia and Shannon start to clear the air about what happened and they're like, I would never want to hurt you.

Like, I just want to know, like, I really support you. And then I'm just like, no, I want you to say, you say, you're back. And then Peggy goes, this is watching him talk. It's like a tennis match. Tennis match. Tennis match. I'm like, you know that in a tennis match, you don't say tennis match.

Tennis match, right? He's also like, my head is going back and forth. I have no idea what's going on, just like tennis. So funny. And the waiter comes and Thomas is like,

you know what? I just like some white batch and tamar is like, you know what, I just like some white batch. And she's like, ah, five martinis and some french fries blended in. I'm a tamar it's like, whoa, what is she doing, batch? And the lady's like, wait, can we clear the air? She doesn't like humidifiers, don't even try it. This one she probably wants to put a fan in to blow in all the toxins from that talk, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Because I told you I was hurt by a bad person and a minute later you told me I was just like her so It started great for one sentence and then not great and ladies like well that wasn't my intention And I'm really sorry blah blah blah and time was like yeah

Bad I told her your heart like I know your heart, you know like Jesus knows your heart I know your heart. you know like Jesus knows your heart. I know your heart It's not an evil heart, but sometimes messengers get shot That's why I will never work for you Anywhere like that they get help all the time that Camera stop trying to stop trying okay Quiet sure the only delivery system eyes I've worked for is God guaranteed overnight delivery That's actually a real thing remember that God

guaranteed overnight it was a real delivery service God don't get it confused with working for cod Which is cash on delivery? Would work for God. Just people who live on a cape. Get it? So, um, somewhere in the middle here, Shannon is getting really expressive and she, like, almost like her hands are flapping and then Peggy just hates Shannon. You can tell she's just staring at her like, who is this crazy woman?

And then she goes, huh? You're a bit white, lady. She goes, don't knock over my wine you expressive twat yeah cuz she has been expressive but she's also going look I'm expressive that's all look ha ha ha ha I'm expressive taggy she's like I will move my wine glass from this crazy lady crazy white lady. And Shanicus. Well, I said to my husband, I said, I gained weight, I'm huge. I went to 172 in a year.

Oh, I'm not going to get Terry. Oh, I'm not going to get Terry. And she's like, why? Well, it was alleged that my husband beat the shit out of me. And because we have a joke as Armenians it goes every Friday we tell it it goes my husband beat me we say it's a joke who cares and it just takes like she drinks half of her big bowl of water you know every Friday my husband beat me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and Jenna's like, well, that doesn't happen in my house. So she goes, then why are you mad? Clearly, this is on many in joke because they don't get it. They don't get very hilarious joke about husband beating me every Friday.

Whoa, whoa, someone's humorous. Oh, here is Alfredo. God, you're here Alfredo. I need glasses to see what my new body wants. So, okay, how do we feel about the potato gratin double size? No, no, okay. Red meat, red meat, what about lamb? Lamb? Lamb is lamb, David, lamb is lamb is lamb.

And Peggy has this look on her face like You're a lost cause just you got fatty Like don't try don't try Shannins like lamb is that lean and liddy goes what how about some white fish in Tim She's like, ew, what is that that's disgusting. It's not even on here. Okay, lamb a cup of a cup of cream Mac and cheese mac cheese is there any way you could just bake that lamb and some sort of puff pastry You know just I'm just trying to cut away the calories and I thought rather than but like make it half puffed Like don't puff it up all the way. Oh, he is. And Tamer's like, how can she lose weight,

that's drinking alcohol and ordering tenderloin? Okay. All you have to do is not eat and not drink. Work for me! Hey! You've always been there and please, Tamer. That's it! Senna's like, Tamer's right, Tamer's right.

So while I look this over, why don't you start on the souffle for afterwards? Okay, great She goes I'll have half a tenderloin Alfred just half for my meal I was like wow that's a big step would that normally be for your appetizer? I mean what the hell sat in here's okay Alfredo here's what I want you to do. Okay. I just want half the tenderloin Okay, but bring a here's what I want you to do. Okay, I just want half the tenderloin, okay? But bring me a double of that. Okay, great.

So Lydia's like, well, now that we've ordered cows, you wanna come to my seminar? I mean, you can come Shannon. A warning, Vicki and Kelly are coming too. And she goes, do I wanna come to your seminar? No. No? They cut to sh-

When Lydia gives that warning, they just cut to chat and eating a piece of asparagus very slowly and very angrily. Like, I will just focus my rage on to this asparagus right now. David, how's my first spank, asparagus? David, David. How hilarious that she's bringing up Ficky while I'm holding a spear. David. So then so things are already hilarious. Yes. And Shannon has angrily drank like a big gulp of water by me. So she's like, I need to get out and go pee pee. Can I have got a barrel myself out of I'm an entire barrel of monkeys trying to get out of a tiny little barrel. And this was a full on big business transition because it's

like country bet made their walks one way and then city bet made their walks into the same room and they just miss each other by a second because as soon as Shaman steps away, Kelly Dodd walks in the restaurant and it was like one continuous shot. It was not crazy editing. She just walks right in. Clearly some producer was like, listen, you're across the street. Come over, start some shit. Yes. You sound like your half-drunk already. Just come on over. Come over to kids. Yeah, and Tamir gets,

Kelly, dot, dot, dot, walk, and bat. And Lydia's like, red flag. Red flag, gotta be. She gets up and runs to the bathroom. So Kelly, dot walks in. Prachand's not to notice even though There are probably like two different camera men and two different Mike men and some guys Right around yeah, and it's like a small restaurant

It's right and she does that thing where she's really really pretending not to know so she's from walks and looks to the left and then walks Right by and she just go Kelly just goes right into the bathroom and she pumps into Shannon. We don't even see their bump and we just hear the audio and Shannon's like, really? Really? And Kelly goes, are you Shannon? I guess I'm Shannon. Really, you're Shannon?

Yes, I'm Shannon. I'm Shannon who's gained 40 pounds and she goes, the Kelly tothof. Yeah, Shannon's gained weight. I mean, Jesus, she looks like a different person. And Shannon, after I give me like, you know, a nasty, like, really, she then automatically launches into her thing, which we've kind of glossed over the fact that she's now told everyone, well, I was 144 pounds and now I'm 172

and now I'm 40% fat and I'm high to toe obesity I'm gonna be on the biggest loser and I will be the elucious loser of all time So she started doing that she started doing her spiel to Telly and it's like oh, okay, they're like communicating like adults sort of and Then kind of and then Kelly's like you know what? I've got a bladder problem Can I go to the bathroom? She's like, well, okay, I was gonna go, but you can go first. Ha ha.

Kelly's like, look, I don't even know you're gonna be here, Shannon, okay? The bride across the street. I walked in here and she said seriously, like, hi, Shannon, good to see you too. Like, how about thinking we're gonna be a meme? And then Lydia's like, we talked about it yesterday and they showed footage from the day before being like hey

We're going to the quiet woman for dinner. Are you going to come? I like to push her buttons like Shannon you just push her buttons. She's like a Shannon coaster So yeah, so then which is by the way not our great plan words Shannon coaster come on you could do better So well, no, it's Kelly dog dog you can't do better, but anyway, so so then Kelly gets into this the bathroom stall and before she closes The door she goes we all have problems Because she was apparently mad that Shannon didn't say hi and she said really so then Shannon starts flipping out She's like Kelly I can fight, Kelly, I confided in you with what I'm going through, I confided in you.

I mean, I also confided in Julia's, but I confided in you too. I confided in you with something nice, and I will not have you make me out to be a bad person. Lydia's like, what's even going on? Why are you finding? Hug it out. Let's see how it's out.

Let's see how it's out. We should mention it's a tiny bathroom, and it has Shannon, Kelly, Lydia, and a cameraman and a sound man in it right now. So it's all cramped in all in our face. And this weird thing is happening, where they're fighting, and we don't really even know exactly what's happening. What's going on?

And Kelly emerges from the bathroom stall, look like she just had a quickie with someone. Her hair is a mess. Everything's untucked. I'm like, what happened in there? I'm going across the street. My friends are from the East Coast, okay? They're here, we're across the street.

I was like, let's go over there. Shannon, you know this place is my jam. You know it's my jam. It's my jam, okay, toast. How dare you, you know? She literally says my friends are from Philadelphia. This is our jam. Shannon's probably like,

why are you talking about bagel toppings right now? I just confided in you about something horrible that happens in me today Leave it up to Kelly to bring up carbs You know I love Philadelphia cream cheese Are we okay? Are we okay? Are we okay? Are we okay? And Shannon's like pushing the camera man out and then slams the door and then starts crying in the bathroom And we don't hear and she's like oh, it's all good Kelly. It's all good. And Lydia's like it's okay. It's okay It's okay. It's okay. She's like oh, I can't people take people saying I mean and then bangles our beans And Lydia's like okay look. I know it seems really big right now, but eventually it'll lose weight

Okay, look, I know it seems really big right now, but eventually it'll lose weight. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Let's Shannon feel your peace. She's light. Shannon is light.

Okay, she's fun and everybody loves her. I pray that you claim her to Jesus. Please, Jesus, take her. Jesus, please, please, please, please, please, please, please remove this weight from her chest. I mean, I didn't mean it like that. I mean, just take her. Jesus. And Shannon goes, now shines crying images here go

You're You're very kind you're very kind to take in a Oh fat old lady like me You're very kind to beg Jesus to make me light. Thank you Thank you and I Lydia's panic over the fact that they can't instantly drop it and become friends. It's like, okay, guys, so we over it. So you guys friends? You guys are friends? So you're your friends? So your friends? We're friends now, right?

We're friends. We're friends. Yay. We're friends. Oh my god. No. No. Oh, okay. No. No. Oh my god. So back at the table, it's just Peggy and Tamer. And Peggy goes, Peggy goes. So you love Jesus. And Tamer is like, well, are you Christian? And she's like, our minions were the first Christians. It's like, I'm Tameric. Yeah, I love Jesus. Well, I tried loving it on many,

and that was an accepted, because you guys hate prasams. And I'm like, I don't think you were not accepted because you weren't Armenian I think you probably weren't accepted because you're Tamra You know, I was accepted because I'm Rodney King and those face that I've had a hard life She's like who is this Rodney King? Who is this? So Kelly comes back and she's like oh my god He just saw Shannon in the bathroom and she's like, oh my god, he just saw Shannon in the bathroom

and she was like, ooh, really, really? Like, really? This is jam, okay. It's jam. And Peggy's just sitting there going, brosos brosgood. Yeah, yeah, she literally says,

I love the thing put that at the bottom of the thing. Brosos sprouts good. Brosos brosgood. Fightin' bad. Tend to smash okay. Temers like well, Calais, Batch. Now we know there's been fat blood between all of us but be nice to Shannon because we all know Geek Sheldon her at the earth. So that's a meek stupid. I don't even want to fight with her because she fights dirty. So I was like what would Jesus do? I'm gonna sweet talk her. Like, not as smart with Jesus would do.

Okay. I love Tamra, the dirtiest fighter of all. I'm gonna go over every table in the God damn church where they trying to gamble or whatever. Sweet talking to anybody. Tamra, the dirtiest fighter of all, saying they Kelly fights dirty. I mean, it's true, but Tamra acting like she does not

right dirty. The dirtiest fighter. No, but I'm still the peacemaker of the OC I then Shannon comes back and it's like no words you said were cruel. I mean seeing tonight Seeing tonight was a shocker. I wasn't expect to see you so that's why I said really but like I can fight it I and so Lydia literally sitting there going So can we get over it? Can we be friends? Can we get over it can we be friends can we get over it Peggy goes oh the quiet woman I didn't know it was going to be

dinner and the show can we get over kind of the show begin can we start the show and Peggy Peggy is at this point she's sort of like laughing to herself and she's like they're fully like bickering right now and Peggy just goes, is it bad to fight? Do you know how to do it? No, I like when Shannon came back to the table and Kelly was just talking and she's like, I don't see anything today, FYI. I mean, look at this one, at least she can pivot. Oh, Shannon, are you okay, Shannon?

Are you okay? I thought I heard you walking. You know, my water glass was rippling. It's like, why would you be shocked? Damn, it's the jam. It's like, there you go again with bagels. Look, the last words you said to me were so incredibly cruel that seeing you tonight is a shocker. It is. It is a shocker. Okay. It is understandable. And Kelly goes, can we just get over it? She's like, you're always upset. Always upset. And she has like, was I upset? Was I upset? David, David, was I upset? I did do anything wrong. You always like to nitpick. Yeah. She goes, am I always upset? Tamer, am I always upset? Tamer goes goes, well not always

You're supposed to get back Let me ask you she just met me was I upset here tonight? She's like butter is wonderful unbrusseled For gone left knife on the rights, but comedian gets it I don't know why you're saying I'm expressive when Peggy can't shout up over you're looking at her. It's always... Brussels sprouts this. Christianity that. So you love Jesus.

So finally Peggy. Yeah, so Kelly's start... Amy Kelly's like drunk and she's just fucking with Shannon. And she's like, you always like the nitpick. You always like the nitpick, Shannon. You always upset, you always like to nitpick. You always like to nitpick, Shannon. Always upset, you always like to nitpick. So finally Shannon has enough. And she goes, you are a disgusting person to me.

This is a dinner. Walk off the table. Right now you're done. I'm poor, I'm nervous. Walk away, this is a, I am a glass fall. Oh, and then she goes, I'm so glad I gave you the fucking bathroom before I needed it. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna go to heaven. Shannon Bedor, the patron saint of giving up the bathroom stall when someone else needs it.

I start charities and I sacrifice bathroom stalls. That's what I do. Here I shambodore. Martyr in the bathroom. And you know, Kelly just refuses to win in any scene in life. Like she cannot just stay ahead because she probably would have won this. I mean, Shannon is acting insane. Yes. But Kelly instead goes, whoa, calm down, girl.

Maybe you need some hormones or something for your body. I mean, you're crying and then it's everything stops when we get up. Boom. The drama's like She says get out of my table like the tables a car This is a lad woman now Kelly's like the table of Ferrari And Kelly goes yeah, well keep eating

Shannon takes the plate in front of her goes because this is it by playing the fucking bitch! Throes it across and be it by the way, the guy's the next stall over, everyone at the restaurant is staring, watching and then at some point, it looked like someone maybe the host or the madard had come over to be like, please. He was like, please came over, he was like, please come over, he was like, please come over, cause you keep it down a little bit and that's when Chan just throws this plate across the table. I mean, this is what dreams are made of.

Like that wasn't my fucking plate! It wasn't! I was making a look like that was my plate, it wasn't even my baggy. What was amazing about that is how the first time when she said, she said this... It says in my plate, you fucking bitch. She throws it and then she then she appeals the table in like a softer tone and go a softer sad tone like it's not my fucking plate and down with like you know what but Jesus do we would run the fuck out of here and jump in an Uber okay bye bye bitch and then Lydia Lydia's like that was like so embarrassing

And then Lydia's like, that was like so embarrassing. There's Pammy got on the street. And she's like, I am so, so sorry Peggy, that is not me. Peggy's like, oh it happens, not really, but it's okay. He he he. On Friday night we throw plates across table. And then as they're talking outside, you see Kelly at the table

above them kissing the glass going, yeah. She's blowing the door with her lips. Because she is a lunatic. And then meanwhile inside, Tamer take Shannon to the bathroom. But before this Kelly moment, Tamer take Shannon to the bathroom and Shannon walks by Kelly and she's like, Get the fuck away from me bitch. Keep laughing. Oh, bitch. Keep laughing. Wasn't my plate.

I'm laughing my plate. I always thought my plate if it's not mine. I'm Greek. Shannon's outside with Tamara. And she's like, let's that do what Jesus would do and say, Kelly.S. Nothing, she's a loser, but Kelly. Don can suck big giant hairy balls. That's...

And chance like you think I'm not gonna spend the next three days beating myself up about this? Of course I am. I'm gonna get three curtains and bond bonds and just cry to myself Hmm bond bonds and cry myself with Parmesan Pitch from Domino's for the next four days You know they put cheese in the crust now. It's really quite a magic. I'm just gonna get it I'm gonna So then and then Peggy meanwhile I love Peggy's response to all of this. She's like you know When you're yelling, you become annoying.

Yeah, I'm definitely here for Peggy. Super here. I was like, last week, I was like, I'm not sure about Peggy. I was like, oh, I see what Peggy's about. She's not gonna start drama necessarily. She's just going to act very coldly to it. Yes.

React coldly to it. Yes. Oh my god. Just hilarious. What a great episode. I just, from beginning to end, it was just all, all amazing. Just well done. I just, like, standing a vacation to everyone in the cast, all the producers, and so smart that they kept the, the Megan and Vicky stuff to just a one scene because that was not interesting. And this is an episode that just needed to have pure Shannon, pure, you know, Kelly. And who to thought? Like Lydia, Lydia sort

of in the mix this season in a way I never thought she would be able to be. Yeah. Oh my God. So great. So great. So good. Yeah, what a great episode. And that brings us to the end. That's the end of our episode today. Of course, we'll be back tomorrow to discuss below deck Mediterranean, which is having a phenomenal season. And that scandal just keeps on growing over there. I can't wait to watch tonight's episode. So we'll be back to talk about that. And of course, as always, go check out Watchercrapids.com because you not only do get our social links, but also you can buy your tickets to our show. We have, I think we have a pretty cool announcement to make. We just have to figure out some some last things before we make it, but it's a cool announcement

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