Watch What Crappens - RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

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Yeah. So we're going to be doing Grill housewives of Dallas and St. Louis. Okay. Then the next day to September 7th, we're going to Philadelphia for two shows. We're gonna be doing Real Housewives of New Jersey there and then we're gonna be doing a classic episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It's from season two, episode 14, Malibu Beach party from hell And that is the episode that inspired all these Taylor Armstrong cat memes Mm-hmm. Yeah, so Ben came up with the idea of doing that sucka. We're gonna do it Yeah, haven't seen that episode in years So that'll be really funny to revisit that one

Uh, and they'll have a sure we'll have a tinge of sadness too, which is our favorite mix. Our favorite sadness. Yes, we love depressing episodes at live shows. Yeah, but that was an amazing episode. I do remember that much. So yeah, we are super excited for that and also excited because we are finishing up our 2019 shows next week where I think Seattle is our last one of the year and that's going

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That's nuts. We're gonna be doing the Golden Crapie Awards to start off the year. It's our biggest crappy awards ever. It's a low ticket alert. So go get those. That looks like it's gonna be a sold out show, which is gonna be amazing.

We're a huge theater this year. We're so excited. And then we're going to Detroit, Columbus, Austin, Fertusias shows first to sold out Houston, Birmingham, Nola, Kansas City, Omaha Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, and Oklahoma City. So come see us. I think everybody supports us and comes to see us. Ben, what were you going to say? I'm going to stop plugging. No, I'm no, I'm just just reminded me, I have to start

formulating the categories for the Sears Crappies Awards and set up that survey for so people be on the lookout for the crappies nominations survey for so that we can vote on who they think should win whatever and we also have to get our newsletter out because December now wow so much is happening so much so much happening we're just gonna go over to a list for the day. I know. But first we have to record about five episodes today. So let's dive into that because people

are waiting very patiently. This will be an interesting recap because I haven't watched the episodes this Tuesday. So pretty much a week has passed. And I'll be like, well, it starts off with Kelly Dodd getting off of a UFO. Yeah, these next two episodes are really going to be looking to how well we take notes and students of Bravo because we took these notes a long time ago.

So we are relying solely on notes because we've watched a lot of shows since those two shows aired. We did a lot of live shows and stuff. So God help us. Also for those of you on video, I book as it won't come out Do it get it get in get right on in there Now let's open with Kelly Let's open with Kelly

So she's Kelly's meeting up with Bronwyn for lunch and Bronwyn shows up and she's like I woke up at 6 a.m. And I was already late. You know I have one of those days. I'm like I'm just like not even prepared for Miami. I'm like, I don't know why I would, bro. I don't know if I want to hear that when someone sits down. I woke up. I'm by the way, I just realized I'm projecting. I'm that person that's like, I woke up at 6 a.m. and I'm already late. I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna be quiet.

I'm gonna be quiet. You know why you're exhausted. Because you have 19 children. Okay, that's why you're exhausted. Stop having bad news. Okay, for fuck's sake, just stop it. Okay, it's like people with a mini-vary and mini van full of you know when you're behind a mini van It's got like the whole back windows full of like the little stick figure family thing. Yeah, stop it enough

Would you trying to prove okay you win you win you win? So yeah, Bronwyn is like getting ready for Miami and Kelly's like I really don't want to go I mean while I'm in with the trace amiga. This is not like a fun vacation. It sounds like freaking game with throons the dorka throons You know saying she actually said games of throons. Oh games of throons. That's right Kelly's really up on her pop culture It's like the games of the throes And then she whips out some more pop culture It's like I know you don't want to go, but come on. She's like, no, I don't want to hang out

with the witches of East Wicks. Okay, you know what? I'm not gonna go hang out with someone who looks like Alves. Okay? Jeff, for sense, wait, that's already plural. Yeah, I'm not gonna hang out with Matt about you. That's like the jersey. That's a Jersey. The father of the state and Jersey.

Matt, back use. Yeah, there's like a Matt about you, like reboot that's happening as we speak. Like it's actually airing. It's like, yeah, I knew they were doing it, but I didn't know it was already on. No, there's like one billboard that's by my apartment that's like, Matt about you playing starting on November 20th. Does anyone know that mad about you is actually back like Paul Ryzer and Helen Hunter

on the air right now? That shit again. I mean, listen, I watched all the first one. That show got so depressing that members, they were like, let's get divorced and cheat on each other. I was like, what the fuck kind of romantic show is this? I'm not watching this. I'm not watching this watch Helen Hunt sheet on Paul Reiser.

Yeah, it's because they introduced a baby. That's why. Oh, great. Yeah, in an episode where you sat outside the door while baby cried. Great. So anyway. So anyway,

So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, So anyway, about Ben's hatred of babies. But you know, people listening to these episodes separate days and stuff

are like, man, Ben really hates babies. But I guess I'm thinking about it, Ben really does hate babies. So I watch for every day of the week. Yeah. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, evening on Sunday. I hate babies. So anyway, so Kelly is just really not looking forward to going in my arm and hanging out with the Tramies and Migos. And she starts going in on camera saying that she's like, fake and too face ridiculous. She's so freaking ridiculous ridiculous. So then we go over to Tamra and Gina in a store, a bathing suit store I'm assuming.

And Gina's like, oh, check it, this beating suit. And cameras like, that's a kind of competition. And then the competition again, anytime soon. And then we see a clip flashback of Tamara when she was competing against those other rotisserie chickens that that like best Ralph's rotisserie chicken off that she did. Oh, my god, the road to three chicken. She did. She looked like a three chicken just turning around slowly and heals. Yeah. The original mascot for

Kukuru, Gilly departed food chain here in Los Angeles. So, yeah, so Tamara has been spurking to Callie in three weeks since she tried to trash me to everyone. I'm like Tamara, you actually do trash people to everyone at all times. Okay, you just came a little bit of your medicine. Yeah. So then we cut back to Kelly and she's like, is there like a gang mentality? It's like pop pop pop pop pop.

It's like boys in the hood. Tamara is like repeating rumors. This is like Tamara was yelling at big hands hands. You're saying remember what she yelled at Vicki and said repeating rumors is battle. Yeah, this is terrible. It's like, you know what it is. This is cruel. It's like shouldn't there's lists. It's like too many lists. You know, that's cruel. How do you keep somebody list together? So Kelly keeps making this face.

Like kind of cross-eyed and like But you know, that's not watching that is the sound of her face But you know what though Kelly makes a really good point that I'm surprised that we didn't actually make Which is what I was like we didn't make the point. No, but it's a really good point Where she's like saying how um, you know, we'll talk about how tamara where she's like saying how, you know, we'll talk about how Tamara repeats rumors, and she's like, you know, like, I seem to remember that Tamara's whole thing

was that repeating rumors is the same as saying rumors. And we see a flashback of Tamara saying, to Vicki, like, Do you not understand that repeating a rumor is the same as saying it? Which is totally busting Tamara in her own stupid logic by saying, Was there a train?

Are you talking about the train? Was there a train at Basley? Did you take the train at Bas saying, was there a train? I talked about the train. Was there a train at Bustlake? Did you take the train at Bustlake? Bustlake, train? Flamestans? Also, I believe if we're going to dig in the history here, I believe Tamra is the first one who made fun of Eddie for being gay back in the day in a joking way. So there you go, history, everybody.

What's your crap? And so the first batch to land on the moon. Back into the batch. Flora, okay, batch. Haunt us. One small step. The batch. One giant leap.

The batch kind. But it's like, uh, you're just walking into a DJ max. Oh, so Ron went to Akina wet. It's like you're just walking into a DJ max So Bronwyn's like you know what I see that there are these things and the other women that you bring something out on you out in you and Kelly's like I don't eat people like that in my life. Oh So Bronwyn's advice is to just stop engaging and try and my advice Do your job you're hired to do a job go film with them Okay, because we have to we have to laugh at it. So I think Kelly has a I Kelly has a great outlook

She goes maybe they should shut the fuck up first and then I'll shut the fuck up That's how it works all right That's all that's how it works on families tied So Timber it's like I'm still not sure about me. Call it Flapped. Should this have sent them to the call to the conference at your end? That she's flipped out. KSA was wrong.

Call it has to destroy you. She involved herself in this lawsuit. She did not involve herself in the lawsuit. She did not like sign up to be a witness. Okay. She tweeted at Jim Blinow. She was messy. She was messy on Twitter. She did not involve herself in the lawsuit. Like it over yourself. Yeah. She said, yeah. Now I see why Tamara gets sued or something like that because you are getting sued. Okay. It's not involving herself. So, Jim is like, well, you went on this podcast and they said things about Jim and like it's a fairly aggressive set for Kelly to get involved this way

It's not it's literally a tweet. It's just a tweet So brawman's like Kelly I have your back. I truly believe that if you go on this trip We will get to the bottom of it Tamra loves you you only get this man about people you care about it. Kelly She doesn't care about me. I don't care about her. Yeah stupid Stupid for Calais and Pazeth She doesn't care about me. I don't care about her. Yeah. Stupid. Stupid. For Calais and Pazevs, she believes everything and she's plus-up at that even calling you fast. But that's time she crossed the line.

Oh! Okay, she crossed the line with the tweet. Can we list all the things that you've done this season? No, you know what? A clip will do it later. So I'll wait for the editors to get on that. Absolutely. So, you know, Brawman's like, listen, Kelly, just give it one shot and that way you can say that you tried and he's like, fine, I'll do it. But I'm not letting the three of Meebos get away my fun. I was like, that was pretty good, the three of Meebos. That was good. So then Shannon is driving and it's another fun Shannon it's another chapter of fun and the fun

Shannon story I'm I'm I'm driving I'm trying to I'm I'm texting and I'm driving which is very dangerous these are the links that David has taken me to texting and driving and I'm eight minutes late. Ah story of my life it's like I woke up at six a.m. and already'm already late. Ha! Wait, Brian, when I already said that. Ha! Okay. Alright. That's fine. You can just steal my line. You can steal my line because that is how we are doing this. We are stealing people's lines, I suppose. And I guess she doesn't mind that she's gonna steal my line even though David's about to steal. Oh my money! I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy. I'm happy. And she's late to court, so she's calling her lawyer and she's like, Oh, sorry, Mr. Eggson. I wouldn't want to be irresponsible like someone whose name rhymes with

Pena. Hand me my court aid because I'm drunk on the side of the road. This is fun, Shannon. It's such a shame. It's a shame for me and David that we've had to fight. I just think it should have been easier to move on because she's doing these things with her fingers, which make these giant circles. She's drawing binoculars with her fingers in the air. Yes. It's easier to move on and big circles to illustrate how much easier it would have been. Um, so Shannon is basically talking about her divorce and they, uh, we get a clip of David just being a fucking monster. Okay. But also Shannon being fucking crazy. It's not the only thing through the notes. It's not a clip. It's a full on like,

clip package, 90 second montage. It is a full on like episode within an episode It was great. Why is like all their grissets every single like famous moment the only moment that was not in there was Shannon yelling up David for only getting two bottles of wine for the dinner party. Oh, yes Oh, that was a good one when they were both kind of mumbling under each under their brazzy each other fighting at their first dinner party Eww, Bant speaking his nose right now, everybody disgusting. I blew my nose off camera as being a gentleman. Gross. Sorry, I've got a cold, okay? That's why I'm angry at babies.

Colds are gross. So I didn't blow my nose. I just wiped then texted me and said, I blamed the baby who gave you this. Yeah, because I had him with me. I had him with me. I had it last week in New York and I said, this is the baby who gave me the cold. And I sent him a picture of my mom, like a secret picture of my mom sitting across the table. And that is, this is how my mom had her cold.

I just said that coughing all over me. I thought you said that there was the baby that got it's not all over your face. Oh, I don't know. I've amended it to blame my mother because it's my thing. Okay. Well, I'm not going to blame your mom because I'm on your mom's good side. Oh, you're right. That little kid, my friend, did get a little kid. You said that little baby got all got

the snot all over you and that's why I told you that I don't blame you I blame that child like that child should not have been there in around humans. Well that night the night before we went to New York I was at like found like friend family dinner with the kid and he was sick and the parents like he's not sick and of course he was sick and like got snottled over my eyeballs. But my mother was also sick the week before when I was in Texas so I don't know what's the gestation period of pain. Okay, because that's what I know. All I know is that this is the first time in like two months that I've been home for more than three days and I it's like this cold is really getting in the way of my board gaming time. And that's a real problem. That's a long time for you to be at home. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So the point is David and Shannon's life was basically like a cold that just never ended. It was pure pain at the beginning to end. Fund to watch in a painful way. It really was fun to watch. I'm sorry to say. And then it ends with Shannon's new thing, which is saying, well, to know that that that there is case law, there's case law supporting you getting nothing. If right, there's case law. And that case law does not, it's not stuff with cream cheese. I'll tell you that much. It's stuffed with more case law. It frightens me to death. The case law. I frightens me to death. It frightens me to death. The caselo. I frightens me to death. It frightens me to death. Now I in my real for real, my real for real cuisine, we have a recipe for coleslaw, but that is not the same as caselo. It's very different. One has mayonnaise and one has

cream cheese. One has mayonnaise and one has my tears because David is doing this to me with K-slot. There is K-slot. Now I know what you're thinking is that a slot that's made a K-so? No. It's it is a precedent for me to get no money from David. I'll I want to do is eat. So I have to go through these clips. I won't go through I won't talk about them. I promise. But the clips of David and Shannon, David, I like to work out. And Shannon likes to not work out. Ha, ha, ha, asshole.

And then Shannon crying, going, I feel like you're slipping away. It's like David slipping away. And then here lies Shannon Bidor. David renewing their vows and saying, I can't wait to spend the next 50 years growing gold with you and then Shannon making quinoa and saying, well, is it good? I mean, what is it?

I said, good, is it not good? And David going, well, it's not great. It's not, it's not gourmet. It's not maastros or anything. I love that. That's the straw that broke the camel's back. A very probably truthful statement about Keenlaw. Well, he was eating, was that the, wasn't that the day he was eating the chips right in

her face? I love that he's Keenlaw David, you're not being supportive with your cat, oh, Jack. And then this clip ends with her sobbing in a sombrero. I mean, bravo. It was really, it was amazing. And this is why I love Shannon. The fact that Shannon has given us that, like that montage is why she's one of my all-time favorites.

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So now Gina and Tamara are heading off to see Vicki, who apparently has a big surprise. Um, and Vicki invited everyone except for Kelly and, and Bronwyn to, to share in this surprise. So they all show up like, I'm sure they're real heartbroken. Yeah, exactly. So they show up and Vicki's like, oh, come on in. I got, I got some appetizers, I get some ferrofele, some ferrofele, ferrofele, ferrofelele, ferrofelele, ferrofelele, ferrofelele, ferrofelele,

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So then Tamara comes over and she's like, mappa man, jennama, tapata, pasta, bada. She was footing with a friend, Domenico. And Gina, I think you were the one thing with Domenico go and then we get a clip of flirting with the men and go which I don't know that I really need any of this. So they go. I need to go back. There wasn't a wasn't as good as the Shannon clips. Yeah, no. And Vicki's divorce clips will not be as good as Shannon's clips either. Stop trying to make Steve Lodge happen. It's not gonna happen. Okay. Yeah. Can you tell us all these girls? I'm gonna just reference mean girls every 10 minutes. I saw

my girls on Broadway. It was at Dorbs. That's kind of a terrible musical, but they did a really good job. Those kids really did great. Good for them. Good for what a bad musical. Do I remember one song? No, I don't. Did the kids in the show do a great job even though they were 30 and balling but still look 12? Yes, they did. Is there a case law to support that show continuing on for many years on Broadway? Perhaps I don't know. I don't know. I love Virginia George. Yes, I did. Well, I was told that I can't sit here and that my hair is full of

flies. So I will just see my way over to the math and Olympiad table. Oh, no, I guess I'm not listening there either. Okay. Okay. Well, Ming girls also led to the first time I every yelled at my brother-in-law. Do you like go on? Go on. Every time he's just a straight guy and he's from like he's, I don't know.

Oh, no. He's just a straight guy. He's from like he's I don't know. Oh, no. He's just a straight guy. You know, he's so nice He's like the nicest person. Yeah, he's like really the nicest person. Probably one of the nicest people I've ever met I was just in a bad mood. I was I was sick, etc Which by the way, I'm infected that whole Broadway theater. Okay, so After you know, there's a gay character and he's really gay and And of course in the musical, he's gayer than gay, gay, gay, gay. Like he's so gay.

Every scene, he's like, he's in a share shirt, then the next scene, he's in a lice shirt, and then the next scene, he's in a, you know, barberspace answer, and he's tap dancing. And of course, every song he sounds like an old show tune was like, okay, Tina Fey, like, we get it. You know, and then of course, I'm doing a proper podcast.

I get it. I was like, this sounds sort of like when we hang out I know like it is kind of like me, right? But I just hate whenever somebody sees a gay thing and they're like, oh my god You would kill in that role and my brother-in-law did that. He's like that is the role that is made for you And I was like, God damn it! Why is it every god damn gay thing? Everyone that's right. Oh, that's you. That was the gay person.

Or in the musical we saw before, which was waitress, there wasn't a gay character, but there was a guy playing a character who was really gay. And he had like the big hammy like gay scene. And he's like, that's your role. And I was like, stop saying every gay person we see is my role. Why can't I play the waitress? Like, why can't I be waitress?

Or why can't I be, you or why can't I be you know not to self only suggest Ronnie play super but trolls like the waitress or routine it's the one to say you could be the gay person every time there's a gay person okay I can also be waitress there okay and and he looks like I was kind of knows after and I was kind of half yelling at him. I guess I was really ill. I don't know. I just thought it would sound funny, but I really did yell at him. Yeah. Were you were you wearing your canister and tights when you yelled at him? I know see. It's like who am I? I'm foolish.

But I thought he would know I was kidding. Even though I wasn't kidding, which he does. I understand my brother. And so like two hours later, dinner, he's like, I'm really would know I was kidding, even though I wasn't kidding, which he does. It's my brother. And so like two hours later, dinner, he's like, I'm really sorry if I offended you with what I said earlier. And I was like, Oh, you're like the nicest. I'm sorry. I yelled at you. God, I hope I can play that gay role one.

So 45 people are educated a little bit. You know, they need to be educated at just because we're gay. It doesn't mean that we can only play gay roles. Okay. We can play. I could only play gay roles. Let's face it. Yeah, I, I, uh, what do you think we can play? Well, I know what I can play based on my, my school musical pass, which is I'm really good at playing newsies of one line or a tree in a forest in kindergarten snow white. I was played as I was played in the seminal play. I remember mama.

I played a Norwegian border in Mama's house. So I know I sort of know my range. Although actually it fought in sleep with camp. No, this is a good story. I like, we're just talking about like theater stories now. Fuck Orange County. But it was weird because the sleepway camp, I had a whole different life.

And so sleepway camp, I guess I was confident or something because I would always land the lead. But in school, I would always bot the audition. So I always had one line, but in sleepway camp, I was CK Dexter Haven in the Philadelphia story, which was the part made famous by none other than that guy who was always with Captain Hepburn. You know, what I'm carrying around. Yes, thank you. So I did get my, and I did get a lead in sleepway camp, I get the leads's but then in school I was like daffodil number three.

Sleep away camp is small pond. Yeah, well sleep away camp was no sleep away camp at like legit like well, I mean like I could go. No, no, no, there was, it was a, the pond was a very nice size, but what happened was all the real talent went to the musical. And then I would like, I wish I did the play. Yes. Yeah, we have. I feel like there's someone notable that came from our stupor camp actually. I have to think about that. But there was, the pond is a great pond. Okay, everyone just relax. Oh, uh-huh. What's her face? I'm blanking. I'm not going to even bother with this story. We'll come back. Fans stories. The boy came up a pair of oh, okay, but went to my sleep. That's a lie. Did not happen. I'm not. I said, I prepare Susan Sherman. Uh, Susan Sherman stepped out of it. No, no, Susan Truman's stepdaughter went to my sleep. I can't. Wow. Natasha

Ockrent, who is dead. Oh my god, I'm getting silly for you. I'm killing Kelly Kelly. I was trying to wrap it up. I was trying to wrap it up and you entered. You brought Piper Parabou into it and then got me going. I'm preparing for . Um, so okay, Vicki's news. Guess what? Everything we just talked about is more exciting than Vicki's fucking dinner theater lies. Okay?

This is Vicki's sleep away camp playing her head, how she tells this story. She's like, girls, well, she's like, oh my god, I'm so hot. I'm so hot. Oh my god, I can't see anything. I'm so hot. I'm so hot, I can't see anything. Like putting her hands all over her face until someone notices her ring. And she's like scratching Gina's cornea until Gina's like, oh my god, that's not your Like putting her hands all over her face until someone notices her ring and

Just like scratching Gina's cornea until Gina's like, oh my god, that's not your knuckle. That's a ring. Oh my god What the fuck what the fuck? Yeah, she starts screaming listen. I'm not screaming for you on your third time Okay, you don't get scream from me. You get a fucking stop trying okay enough third time. You're out It's like it's like baseball look at this this. Yeah. I remember a straight guy. Look at that. Yeah. You did a great job. But I learned I learned from the musical diamonds that I was in as a teenager diamonds. Diamonds are real as best friend. That's a straight I am. Yeah. So uh, Vicky's engaged. Tamara clearly knows about the engagement already because she doesn't even she's not even like, Oh my god. Let me see. Hey. What is it? I'm like oh my god. I'm like that. She just sort of sits there and smiles So she already knows which makes makes me angry

Doesn't make me angry. It just makes me want to ff but I don't so Emily's the angry because you know She's gonna lower that over everyone like I already know I already know So Emily is like wow theyicki really sold a lot of interest by herself that ring, which yes. No, I appreciate the shade. I'm supporting Emily on that, okay? Me too. So the snark has in there.

The star cat queen of Snapchat together. So Vicki is like, okay, you know, here's what happened. It's a windswept day. No, we're looking over a parry that he came to me to say, like, okay, you know, here's what happened. So, what's the day? Local helper. We were looking over a parry that he came to me and he said, Ficky, I have to be with you. You just girl, the Kate say, no, please don't say no. I need to marry you.

We need to be together forever. You'd love for my life. I can't live without you. Please, Vicky, please, please, please, please, please, please, Vicky, please, please, please, please, please, I can't live if living is without you. I can't be eating, I believe is without you. So, so, Vicky's all excited. Silla wait, Silla wait. Silla wait, Silla wait. If living is without you, I can't be eating it. It really is that you so So

Wait, so How am I supposed to breathe now? Well, George sparks so so Mickey is all excited. Obviously whatever she got engaged so she's excited And then Shannon walks in from divorce court like hey, hey, wow, this is exciting. Oh, look at that I'm so over the moon for Vicky and Steve right now. I'm very happy. I'm sure there's lots of case law to support a happy engagement from this point on. Do you have any case law for this brisket? I'm about to eat. That's pretty great. She's doing that with so-called smile that she has.

Which is a tight smile. Yeah. She's like, well, I'm not going to be a little bit more angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm not going to be a little angry. I'm about to eat. Tempty great. She's doing that with so-called smile that she has,

which is a tight smile. Yeah. She's like, well, I'm happy for your engagement. And I would also like to add that my divorce from David is final, so all is well that ends well. But happy for your engagement. I'm sure it will last just as long as my forever marriage with David, who did say if we were all watching the flashback of my life that we would be together for 50 more years

Ten more 10 more years and I'm having negative thoughts. I am so happy for your romance. I Believe in romance. I am kidding you. Especially as the king. Wow. I apparently made for David I I apparently made for David. And, I will say, there is a case lot of support, a change of heart because David was actually very nice in court. He made eye contact with me three times and didn't mock me. And then he said an email that said, as I said in court, I am so proud of you for everything you've done, which is admittedly not much, a little bit of a burn, but okay.

And he said, I hope that we can move forward and I just want the best for you. And if you could send me $100, I am trapped in Nigeria and I will make you my princess. Oh God, it's not David, it's my juror, it's a scam. It's a scam. Ha! And I'm taping the scam artist now. It's a, we're going to be happy. It's nice to be loved even by a robot. She's like, well, I signed and I have to tell you things

where very contentious between me and David, I was here and then I was here. Then I was here and then I was here, way down here. And then we see it flashed on the screen like the world online French magazine release of this story. And we find out that Shannon got 1.4 million plus 10 grand a month. And I think that's pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. I think you know, you beat K-slot. Let's just say that. Yeah. K-slot. The K-slot is pretty good in this case.

So because like, I'm engaged. I'm engaged. Can we get back to that? I'm engaged. So they're like, yeah, whatever. So now they're talking about Miami again and Will Shannon go to Key West and Emily is once again doing her pushing her favorite things I think it could be like a concrete moment, you know like we could just go and conquer If I said K-SLA, will that make it better? conquer So then Gina starts talking about Well Shannon's like well, I'm going to key West because it is time for Shannon's storms to have some time

Which I wish he'd always gone by the name Shannon storms because I know I love it. I'm Rondell storms now everybody Favorite name so then Gina it goes into talking about Matt and say oh oh my God. Like, it's so great having Matt here. He's like my sister. He does everything for me. I mean, he's really bringing his game trying to woo me. There was a time he came in at one in the morning with that telling me and I didn't find out to the next six.

I was talking to Hardy talked on the phone. There was a time that he went in my house and turned to all the gather signs upside down. He even rearranged all my tunic hands. They faced the same direction. It was so nice of him. He's rearranged all my tunicants. They faced the same direction. It was so nice of him. He's really like, I think he's made like a permanent change.

I think it's a leak really happening. And you know what? I know this much. I know he would never, jean on me ever again. I know that much. Like, oh jean on. Oh jean on. Do you know how these guys work?

Right? You know what they do? Like it's a power you know like the whole like There's a case lot of support that it's a power move and once they have power over you again. They're gonna cheat So yeah our case law our movie is starring Jennifer Lopez Julia Roberts I think Sandra but Meredith back to Bernie if you want to go lower rent Yeah, maybe some Ashley Judd in there Maybe an episode of sisters. Yeah, sisters. No, like let's do That's not yeah, yeah, they don't this is he he he was probably beaten as a child

I'm not even saying that as a joke. I'm saying it like this is probably like some issue like just run get away get away. So more importantly, hey Ronnie what do you call that? White yogurty stuff that is. Suzuki. Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Suzuki Is this a sauce? It comes with a preek food. Is it preek? Is it preek? I really don't think of words. That's my thing. I think it's my thing for it. It's too cute.

Too cute. I've had tagging on us. Watch what happens live. Bravo con event where Vicki and Ramona got into a big fight about who invented housewives. It's like who invented that I'm really dumb and can't say words thing. Ramona or Vicki?

Yeah. Because Vicki's really coming strong for Ramona this year with her. Oh, my God. I don't know what I don't know what's crazy. This is the first that's easy and Shana goes, well, um, it's called Taziki from what I know. I'm like, that's not correct either. But it's closer. And you think, well, now I'm not a foulful.

I'm not a foulful. Can I have foulful and Susuki's? Can I? Thank you. I'm getting buried. full. Can I foul full in Susuki's? Can I? Thank you. I'm getting buried. Is that how you say it? Is that the word? Is that the word I've ever heard of?

I think at this point she's actually more rushing through. She just changed. Countries altogether. I'm a pro. Okay. So then they start talking about Kelly again. Tamara's like, it's coming. I'm the fly.

I don't know if we can even talk to her, but that's the past because I love sad because she's getting far to the last. Like you've talked about this lawsuit more than anybody. Stop talking about it then if it's such a big fucking. Yeah. I consulted my lawyer Judge Judy and she said, get out, get out. I think that means I have to let Kelly has to get out of my life. I don't know. And then they start chasing around a mosquito that bit Tamra and then starts to turn like morphing and turning into like a giant alien possum thing. This is gonna attack the rest of the orange caddy. Chad and it's like, oh, it's a lot of bugs. It's a lot of, oh, there. Oh, oh, huh. Wow. Look at that. That's a David bug. Oh, look at that bunch. You need on the other side. It's a David bug

That mosquito just told me Vicki I can't live attached you I need you forever. Please, please don't let me live under the mosquito day with that big Mary to you. Please will you bury me? That mosquito has cancer. I think we should support it. Oh wait That mosquito lied to me. I would like to sell pills for any mosquitoes that have cats. In case you don't want to have chemo, you could take these totally healthy, normal filler pills made out of apple powder and baking soda. Thank you, mosquito.

Hey, mosquito, were you up past leg? I'm a mosquito doing a train. The mosquitoes are. However. a train. The mosquitoes are. So now it's time to pack full my yummy and brawin and Sean are like discussing outfits. You know, she's like, she just keeps on like picking up these dresses that look like their wrapping paper. You know, like the same pattern as wrapping paper, just like bright colors with like little watermelon and stuff.

And Sean's like, that's super cute. It's like a Miami rainbow. And she's like, yeah, I thought so. He's like, yeah, so cute, so cute, so cute. That's cat, that's cat, that's cat. She's like, I have to team down my look in Orange County because like my normal look in Miami is like right out there. But in Orange County, I have to be more demure. I'm like, have you seen the people in Orange County because like my normal look in Miami is like right out there. But in Orange County, I have to be more demure.

I'm like, have you seen the people in Orange County? They have not found a piece of fabric that they couldn't put a giant cut out in. They don't have to be in here. They're still like cutouts in Orange County, okay? Yeah, they have cutouts in cutouts, okay? That's what I wrote too. They do. Everything looks like Swiss cheese down there.

Oh, so she's nervous about being around the girls and stuff. And he's like, whatever, just have fun. You know, I'm gonna be there. Checked, well, it would be great if it was like our marriage where you could just like fuck and everything's okay. He's like, really? Is that how marriage works? That was disgusting. Because I'm like, not sex is disgusting.

Just having sex with someone I'm fighting with like you having sex with someone with such a giant Stabil necklace. It's like intense. Yeah, you fight you have sex and then you're over it because you keep getting hitting the head so much with that big necklace thing that you forget you were fighting about the first flight. You just like have amnesia by the end of it. Yeah that thing, like you could serve like, you know, a cocktail party on that thing, just as a platter. So, uh, at least you're the lazy sews and necklace. So, uh, I said, Tamara getting on a bike. Oh, yeah. So Tamara gets on a bike. I'm going to make a mess. I'm going to make a mess that basketball, cause I live at Canada, I live at Canada, I'm that. I'm gonna attempt to make Timmer look whole, so I'm putting around a bicycle

and I'm gonna drive through Super-Avia. I mean, in like, if you ever wished for a range Rover to come barreling down the road before, as much as this moment. Ha, ha, ha. I'm gonna throw it. Only to see your hiss at it, not to get, not for Tammy to get run over.

That's, that's everyone's a bike line bet. It's so nice to bike on an even floor. The street is more even than her floor at the jam. So it's my only note for that. That whole segment we just talked about with Tamrona bike LOL. Yeah. I just wrote, yeah, headband, I'm going to Ficky's. Can you shot the garage for me? Which is just more of that like great sexual chemistry that Tamron Eddie has. So then over at Vicky's house, Priyana is making a talk guys salad.

And one of our favorite people, Ryan is there. God, it's so great to see him. He's just, he's just, right. By the way, I'm saying Ryan, Vicky's Ryan, not Tamers Ryan. Ryan's on the county. You said Brian and I was like, wait a minute. Who?

Ryan. Ryan. Yeah. Ryan from Orange County, not the best, not the best. Yeah. Ryan's not good numerology. They're getting a hairier. They're getting hairier and worse. Yeah. They are getting worse.

But how does he make Brianna so happy? That's what they don't get. Because I like her. Say Brianna's like a hero to all of America. Yeah. So she updates us. She's like, North Carolina's amazing. I mean, it's the best year I've had health wise. And I'm getting really good medical care.

I've started keto, lost 60 pounds. I have less stress, obviously. My mother's not there. So I'm fucking happy. Yeah. And then they're all sitting around and like having family time. And because we went from a quiet house to dogs and kids This is so exciting, right Steve? And they just see Steve like drooling in a chair like

Steve is being slowly drugged. He's like a joy-fielding novel. He's just like being slowly drugged by Vicki It's like a reverse joy-fielding novel So yeah, if you want to play another game of let's open a salsa jar. I think she's just slowly drugging Steve's Aldi salmon Until he doesn't know what he's doing anymore. His yo play. Yeah, she's Steve. Steve. Yeah, toxic kids. What are we gonna be very safe? What are we gonna be very safe? You're like, I don't know, Vic maybe next year. It's like next year next year next year I was like why the wait Steve? Hey mom, you're gonna change your name. She's just she's just sorry Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicol. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. Bicolat. No, you go into that place you go into the sunken place. Oh, I don't know what they call the salsa place That's called the sunken place the second place

So anyway, I'm like I'm like I'm like upset that I even brought get out into this like how dare I ruin such a good Making big kids deep-blood I'm not sure if you can move me, but I'm making it big in Steve Lodge. No kidding. Um, so that was a good movie though. Now I'm thinking about Get Out. Let's try to look at my notes. It's like, that was such a good movie. I remember the actress from the movie.

Steve is me. Steve is basically, he's like essentially possessed by just Roger Lodge. It's a really, an interesting version of Get Out. So Vicky's like, yeah, what do we? Oh, so we did that already. Okay. So Tamara comes to say, Yeah. Why didn't you have another baby Brianna and Ryan's like, last night? Gross.

So Tamara's like, Yeah, gross. So Tamera's like, Yeah, and except for the times where you start talking to her for like multiple years in a row. Yeah, maybe I don't really have a bond with them. Bad. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean Brooks can bring people together, you know, or teeth.

So. Brooks getting dental care for all of, well just Brooks, but you know, it's just Brooks. It's a good charity. Anyway, so now Bronwyn and Sean are in Miami and they are like, it's kind of funny. I feel like they're trying to sell Miami on us, but like, you don't have, it's Miami's Miami, okay. Like you don't have to sell it on.

I feel like they've like gone to like, Des Moines and are like trying to make Des Moines a thing to like wow if you can't have fun in Des Moines You can't have fun anywhere, right? But they're in Miami, so it's like you don't have to do that. Yeah, we already know Oh, yeah, it's weird. I wonder if Miami is giving like tax breaks to TV productions or something Because you know how every state like comes up with because I've been going to Florida a lot on Bravo They have a Florida a lot on Bravo. A lot. So I'm wondering if the state came out with a tax break for film production or something. So they're just shooting everything there now, because Austin had that a long time ago.

And they're like, uh, since then, yeah, how do I, and then it ended and now it's like, crickets. It's really crickets. Yeah. So they're there and they're like, wow, Miami, the most fun place in the entire world. And Sean's like, in his Miami patterns, it's like just bigger and bolder than ever before. And then, Brahma's like, in Miami,

we were the couple that I always wanted to be. And they just showed a picture of Sean and like a giant top hat. It's like, is this the ideal? There's like, that's where we could wear top hats at will in my Army. Oh thank God for Miami. Finally a place with water fountains Miami to place to go. Okay, guess what? Film and TV crews return to Florida as counties offer tax breaks. But the 28th, 2019 called it called it. Got all right.

That one. I can't wait to see the mixed cast trip to Ebor city in Florida that got a huge tax break there guys. Don't get a Sally hat. Let's get tell us. Let's send the marriage medicine ladies to Tallahassee. So they would be destined. They did send Southern

Charmola to Dustin in the like literally like this time last year. And real housewives of Atlanta. You know, you're right. You're right. Wow, Florida. Really making the making around out. Well, maybe there'll be a port Saint Lucy trip somewhere. Like he wants to go see the mats.

It's spring training guys. The skill of it. So family mad. Do you have anything else to say see the meds? It's spring training guys So family med do you have anything else to say about this sitting outside? I'm just talking. Oh, no talking biggie. I said in the suitcase. What else can I say about it? She has a nurse who case which actually I can Understand because I have to end in my suitcase and I cannot get it out for the life of me You would think salmon you just turn it over no Sam's one of the case it stays. Yeah, I you just turn it over. No, Sam. One of the two guys, it stays.

Yeah, it stays. And Stella, everyone's packing and Stella, who Shannon's daughter is wearing a t-shirt that says, put something exciting between your legs and Shannon's like, are you out of your mind? That's disgusting. There's case law. There's case law that supports those shirts being illegal.

A legal Stella. Did you mention that it's a motorcycle t-shirt? I did not. Oh, legal. Stella. Did you mention that it's a motorcycle T-shirt? I did not. Just so everybody doesn't think she's- Get some context. Sometimes context is important. I really just didn't know if I heard you say it or not.

I like- That is disgusting. Hosting. There's no such thing as context on this show. Santa's daughter is just going crazy. Something fun between your legs. So, Tamara's like, I'm not even gonna make eye contact with Peter.

I'm not even gonna talk to her. It's gonna be an issue, we can't talk to her. Remember that, Zach? That's like Medusa saying she's not gonna give eye contact to someone as if like like thank you're actually doing me a favor because you're not turning me into stone so thank you Although I guess it goes the other way around I guess you can't look at Madusa the point is this like don't do anything Tamra has the Minervage what can I say what can I say? her badge what can I say what can I say so sound is like she's not a fatty yeah she's not afraid of you

camera I'm not afraid of that it's gonna go well I'm not afraid of either of you don't hit me please oh god so they're all in the airport and they're all so now they fly to Florida. And that airport, usually at least we get something. There's nothing this time.

But here they all are at the airport. Now we're at the confidante. Well, no, we do get to see Vicki on the airplane where she gets to relive her Iceland. Iceland, a medical emergency where she put like her blazer over her head, so she can sleep. Oh yeah.

I would just love to see that on an airplane. And then we got to see some good pantomime from Shannon. She's like, well, I'm not excited to see Kelly. God, the stir stir stir. Gonna stir that. She's trying to just turn the case. The key asking the Kelly is just ignoring them them and texting which I don't like. It's gonna have to stop.

I need to get you. Yeah, she's doing that thing like, oh, I'm gonna text someone. I'm gonna text you. You know, Julie's getting so mad like mom, please stop texting me. Yes, I know what to do with the tampon. You told yes, you mentioned this on last last on TV. Thanks mom. Yeah, what do I do?

So brawman and, I mean, brawman and Sean are so like at level 12 and these women are like just barely getting over their jet light. Like they show up, brawman and Sean show up, they've got convertibles for the women. And they're like, where are you going convertibles? We're going to the hotel and the convertibles. It's gonna be fun.

Miami, if you can't have fun here, you can't have fun anywhere at Miami.com. Yeah, everybody's idea of a great time driving random rental cars. Wow. Wow. Yeah. So Gina's like, I'm not surprised to see Mazuradis because Bronwyn tends to be a bit bougie or boujee, I should say, boujee. I have a box says Bougie that's where I live from I don't know what you know using it correctly. Oh so they drive and Vicki is just like the wind. I'm getting Suzuki in my face. I feel like I got Suzuki in the luffle. Oh wait I just said it. Kelly's, I can at least say it if I have slidesmen now.

So, Kelly's like, meanwhile Kelly's like, do you know better hold on to that fight here? Because with those extensions, this wind, Guttling knows she better hold on tight. And then we get a close-up of the back of Kelly's hair, which looks insane. Yeah. I mean, while Vicki's getting all the hair in her mouth,

like Vicki's hair is going around her mouth. And Vicki is just like, it's like a newborn like bird. I mean, like just hash out the egg. Just like, it's like, I feel bad for any car that had to pass by and see Vicki trying to get hair out of her mouth because it's not a pleasant sight. Yeah. So we get to the hotels and everyone's served drinks and let's see everybody's getting ready to go out and then Vicki gets flowers and they're from Broadway.

And she reads the cards and it's like congratulations. I do a gauge bit. Welcome. Well that's sweet. That's sweet. Steve, Steve has to be Vicki. I got here in my face. Also proud to have set this fires, which is really nice.

Well, I mean, they were for me, but you're proud of my engagement. So you're not proud of me. What are we getting married again? We're getting married, up. Hold on. Hold on. I got to do my face.

Hold on. It's me. It's just, and then like her and her champagne bottle, just the cork just explodes off it. Like even the cork is like, get me out of here. I am ready to go. Get me out of the church.

It's right in her face. So, yeah, and then me while Sean and Sean and Bromwin are like, I know there, I just wrote down the Sean saying, maybe there's some magic in the Miami air already. What are you talking about, Sean? Does that mean, yeah. And then, um, Shannon and Tamra go out on their balcony and Tamra's like, Just some of my Shannon does that damn with Kelly,

that she could show you over the balcony and you're far right into the loss. Oh, okay, Tamra. All right. So we should also mention that all their hair looks terrible after the convertibles. Like Kelly's hair was Bonkers in the back and then Vicky's hair is all up like they all look like they look like they all just like walked Like they were just like banged around in a dry cleaning. You like it's like a dryer You know, there's like their hair is just such a mess right now So Vicky goes to thank Bronwyn for just giving her champagne and everything and

She's like I just want to start fresh with Bronwyn. I mean, I don't know her. I don't have anything in common for her. I mean, from what I can tell, I don't like her. I don't think I'll ever like her. But I want to start fresh. I want to start fresh. Yeah.

You ever get to make it OK with Bronwyn? She's just like, she's stupid. I'll just, I'll have her day, I want to tell her to shut up, but she can be present. So I think, yeah. So now they're getting ready to go out to the club. And Shannon opens up her bag and like everything falls out of it Cuz it's just like so much stuff was crammed in there's oh Shannon crap

Oh god, well first day on my own and typical Shannon everything gets fallen apart and I have this who case Huh, I mean I knew I had baggage, but I didn't know I was overflowing Guess that's what happens when you're married to David. Oh Big bags of hair flying everywhere. Yeah. So then down to the lobby, they start to gather. And Shannon's got like a big long Madonna slash charo top ponytail thing, go Ariana Grande type thing going on. Yeah. And Shannon's like, my look is for sale.

And Kelly's like, well, when you're over 50, don't need hair extensions. It looks ridiculous. Okay. Yeah. Then Shannon's like, well, when you're over 50, don't need hair extensions, it looks ridiculous, okay? Yeah, I then chat and it's like, well, I, I look like a hot old chair row. And Gina goes, what's a chair row? And then she always goes, it's a sentiment is that? I was like, oh my God. Goodness. Club 11, you're missing a seven in front.

Okay. Show. She passed show. So they go to this place called Club 11 and Bronwyn's like, it's not a strip club, but it's a strip club. And then she does someone posted on Facebook, a side by side gif of Bronwyn Dancing in the strip club, next to Camille Dancing in Vegas in season one of Beverly Hills. Oh, God, that's amazing.

Yeah, it was pretty good. So everybody's like, oh my God, that's amazing. We're in a club and then Tamra is sex dancing and sex dancing. You know, dirty dancing, dirty dancing. Happy learning nothing from the 80s. Yeah, so this is like crazy, craziness. It's one a.m. They're partying.

I'm actually pretty impressed that they were up that late. And you know, Kelly's just like angry at Tamara saying that she's so thirsty and wants everyone to look at her. She goes, have some decorum at least for your grandchildren, which was some great shade. I mean, Kelly was kind of on fire with her shade between that and the three amoeba's. I mean, she was really, she's killing it. At least for your children. I'm like, uh, grandchildren, grandchildren.

Grandchildren. So then later the trace amoebas are getting pictures and Kelly comes up and Kelly is doing that thing where no one has come up to her to apologize or talk to her to anything. So now she's like the little kid like coming out of its room after it's been punished all day. She's like, I don't even know where you're mad at me. Yeah. Well meanwhile, Shannon is like, so Kelly is like she's doing still. She's been doing this entire time. And Shannon is, she's riding the high of like the first day of being like officially divorced. And she is giving, she's like pat hive, like the first day of being officially divorced and she is giving...

She's like patting herself on the back for everything. She's like, let me make something clear. I don't go to the club. I don't go to Doc Club, okay, with Bottles Full of Bub, okay? But tonight, I went to the club and it was kind of fun. Ha! Look at me! I went to the club. 50 cents. Wow! it's my birthday. He was always not my birthday. So I get it now. So they get back to the hotel and Kelly's

like, yeah, you know, well, Gina's like, let me cover my head. I gotta cover my head. All right. I gotta cover my head. And Kelly's like, listen, I'm all about change, but that blotches ridiculous get rid of it No Kelly, okay, it's not the best like it's the word Oh, by the way while we're at it you need to cut your hair looks like shit The shadow she does that and Kelly can you be nice for a second? For it can you be nice for one? Second, I was trying to look different in Miami,

and you know what, Kelly? Ah, it's like, you're having stupid. Oh. First of all, I just went to the club, and I would like some appreciation for the fact that I went to a club. Also, another thing I did today, I tried a Kit Kat. A Kit Kat, and it was delicious.

So why don't you give me a break? Kelly okay, and you grabbed my hair and Kelly's like I didn't grab your hair me while she fully grabbed her hair Just like six. I'm just trying to make you look better all right Stop it the receptionist is just like sitting there smiling like oh, this is so good. I'm so glad I'm on late shift tonight. Yeah. So the next day, Bronwyn calls Gina at the pool. And wait, she calls Pete calls Gina at the pool. Who's that? Yeah, they're like talking to Gina's just sitting

at the pool, Sean's leaving. And the most important thing is that while Gina's talking, some B is like, you know what guys, I know this will probably kill me, but I'm gonna take one for the team. I'm stinging her. I'm doing it right now. I'm gonna sting this bitch.

So B, she gets, she's like, oh my God, I just got sung by a B. I just, I just grabbed a B. I grabbed a B and I got sung. Oh my God. I didn't know. Someone has to put a sign up that says B, okay? It's time for the, yeah, panic.

You got to Piano. That's a jellyfish. So, then let's see, Bronwyn goes to Shannon and she's like, you know, it's really hard once he leaves. Like, I'm okay once he's gone, but like, goodbyes are so hard. How are you Shannon? I'm like, God, you're talking to the lady who just signed divorce papers, you know? And Shannon's like, well, well, Kelly,

we walked in and Kelly toked my hair. That's it. It looks like shit, so. And you know what, there's a lot of people who thought my hair looked cute last night. A lot of people. Also, are you dressed like an egg? I can't help but feel like you're dressed like an egg right now.

Your an egg, aren't you? And Br Bromley goes, um, I think that was just constructive criticism because I talked to her after. And then we get a clip of Rodman talking to Kelly and Kelly's just going, that hair looks like shit! What do you want a man? Because it looks stupid! Yeah, constructive criticism. It turns like, well, she's mean. She's a mean person, says Tamara. Says Tamara. Yes. There is a reserved sign in this restaurant that they're going to in Gather font. Did you see it? No, no. I have blocked out all things gathered from my life. They're happily gathered font on the restaurant sign, which was hilarious. And guess where else it showed up this week on

Bravo? And married from medicine in a strip club in Mexico they were writing like sexy things on the wall but it's in gather font like what the fuck that's terrible I felt so bad for the bartender at this resort because Tamer was at the bar and Tamer is at the bar with with Bronwyn and Tamer's like I'm gonna have a Shredder order she's trying to sell what to order I think that I'm gonna have and then brown one comes up from behind He goes a good time And the bartender's face like oh

Just kill me kill me at the bartender just kill me the bar. I don't care. I don't I can't do this job anymore Yeah, oh and Timer's like oh my god you look at it. It's like you just get to the point back I can't take it and do you, because it's damaged from a childhood. She was, yeah, well, but you're in your 40s. So like, get over it. It's like, uh, was that two years ago that you were dragging your mother face down through the mud?

Tamer, I might come up. How about you say this stuff to your son who is currently spending the entire season saying he doesn't have a fair chance of life because he was a rough childhood because of you. So how about you do that? Yeah. Oh then, uh, Simon. Well, I guess it was her too. Yeah, it was her. So then, uh, meanwhile, I like that Kelly is nearby on like a laptop. I don't know what she's doing on it, but she's like, work, work, work, work, work, work,

work, work, work, work, work, work, water, water, water, water, water, water, water flows. Here's Water flows here's water water is made of H2O which whoa and then H2O you're stupid this one is a door So stupid water I have smart water and you have stupid water What are stupid door water? Aquafina aquedama Aquafina Aquadama So yeah, so Bronma's check check them on Kelly to make sure she's okay, which I thought was actually very nice and Kelly She's like I didn't do anything Shannon. I did I did get good feedback, you know

And then she makes a good point like Shannon's case got dismissed and she finds reasons to be mad at me because Tamara, she's single white female stage 5 Klingger door. And you see Shanna flashback of Shanna and talk about this case again being so dramatic. Like, it's going to devastate us financially. Devastation, case, law, jimbaling out devastation. Yeah. And Kelly's like, well, oh, so Kelly's like, oh, come here, just come here, okay? So she's telling you that you're upset about the gym stuff and she was like, wow, she'll immerse yourself

in our lawsuit case law. And Kelly's like, well, it was nothing against you. It's back to get some walk, okay? I'll tell you why, because you, you, you brought up the train, okay? And then you said I broke someone's hand. And Cameron's like, hey, hey, hey, sit there. broke someone's hand and Tamer's like

You And it was just a dumbass fight and that Tamer's acting like oh no, no, I didn't say that Vicki's the one who said that Yeah, she's like I was sticking up for you. What don't you get? Because Tamara still say, because the full context of that conversation was Tamara saying, people say bad things behind people's backs. For instance, when Kelly left, Vicki said that Kelly threw her mom

down the stairs. I'm like, that's not standing up. I mean, yes, you're saying it's not right that people talk shit behind their backs, but you brought it up the full quote, which is you repeating the rumor, which is you saying the rumor and spreading the rumor on TV. Yes. Yes. So Kelly's like, you're repeating it. That's what happens. People who like it. What did you say? What did you say? People who like it. What did you say what did you say people I get Just That's dirty as fuck that's then all the time. I go that's dirty as fuck man

Dirty as fuck man Dirty as fuck man. What are you talking about? What is dirty? She's... Tamra is such a nice keyboardist. You're getting sued. And then Tamra walks up and she says, God suck some dick from Benikele, that's a ticker that. Oh wow, those boundaries in your 40s. It's really working out. Yeah.

Exactly. And that's where it leaves off. So a pretty fun episode actually. Yeah, it was a really fun episode. Everybody, we'll talk to you in the next recap, which is last week's Real Housewives of Dallas. Talk to your patients. Thanks for waiting around all these days.

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