Watch What Crappens - RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?

Episode Date: November 22, 2017

Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's like, don't you guys normally just rent out a Marriott? Like, what is this? Wait a second, I just have to announce that all my notes just totally disappeared. Oh wait, let's see, I think I can, can I resurrect them? Oh my God. What happened? Oh my God, Randall, all of my Orange County notes just fully disappeared. Can you just press control Z? No, it's like the note when a wh- so here's a thing. I write them down on the notes app, and the notes app is connected to the iCloud, and sometimes it does weird shit where like, it like, um, like if you'd like to lead something, it's like gone for good, because it's like, oh, the iCloud's like, oh, you wanted to lead that, okay, I'll lead it to all the two,

everyone's deleted. And then you're like, we know, command Z is like, oh, you wanted to lead that. Okay, I'll lead it to all the two. Everyone's deleted. And then like, we know, command Z is like, no, it's too late. Yeah, I did that one time with my pictures. I thought they would stay in the eye cloud if I deleted them off my phone. No. I mean, there's a way to do that. I've learned since, but girl, I raised like years and years of pictures. I literally cannot believe this happened. I will have to use a difference application from now on. But it also means that you're. I will have to use a different application from now on But it also means that you're just gonna have to steer the ship and I will have to chime in because I mean luckily I did watch it and I can never at least like

At least you'll know kind of what's happening with these nets guys. This is just like our live shows so come by take it I know I literally did that last time while I didn't lose them, but I was like, oh, my computer died. Oh, yeah, Ron is computer died and then all the San Francisco show. I have to read this off the phone, which is so classy reading your phone. It looks like I'm sitting there texting during a live show. I can't believe it's like, and all my land and the thing is my Atlanta notes all resurfaced. So I don't know what's going on with a stupid cloud. I blame Fadra. Okay, look at your, I just sent you the note so you can at least like know where we kind of are. Okay, I can do that. I, I am going to read off of you. Now this will be really interesting. Building Laym is, well, you know, it's funny to me to this. Okay, so this, the way that this reunion opened up,

when I'm building the lay miss set, as he said, I was like, I was like, every reunion Bravo gets more and more, like, over the top with its behind the scene stuff. I was like, this is the Oscars is about to happen. Like, look at us, we're putting plywood together. And if we're speeding up, you can see how it happens over time. Yes. Yeah, it's like the, the little flower budding in time lapse. Like no one cares, okay, we're up to hotel.

You're spending way too much money on this. Pay the people on the shows more. How about that? Yeah. So Peggy's like, I'm going in with a good attitude, baby. Like, what do you have to have a bad attitude about do anything and then Lydia's like I don't want to go in being afraid to fight Sam and still on the verge of breaking down at any moment Andy's like are you ready she's like and every time they're talking they put this weird instagram filter ready? She's like, no, no. And every time they're talking, they put this weird Instagram filter,

like this, it's like, this is behind the scenes filter time, where they like, like the contrast was super high. And then there was like a yellow film on everything. It was truly the least flattering filter they could have thought of for this, for all these like behind the scenes snippets. That's the worst filter ever. Yeah. Tamer is like, am I ready? Are we ready yet? Batch. I'm like, whoa, this filter is not good for you, Tam ever. Yeah. Tamra's like, am I ready? Are we ready yet? Batch? I'm like,

whoa, this filter's not good for you, Tamra. Yeah. Good. She's like, I got a pantset, Batch. It's like, oh, I thought that was a filter. Unfortunately, it was real. Actually, it was a cute pantset. And I love her. I'm sorry to sound like Andy, but they bring up her face later. I think it looks very nice. I mean, it looks the same, right? Well, I was shocked when she said she had a facelift. I remember actually a few months ago She's not want to happen live and people were like what a time I do to have face But honestly, I thought it looked great. That's that's some very strong plastic surgery there Well by now that mission has had a time of surgery

Gotta give yourself time to heal. You can't be like Vicki getting surgery like the day before you go back Yeah, or Lin-Krain getting the surgery like during the season. Yeah, the only one who could fold that off with Ziggy on real house. That's new Jersey. That's true to Ziggy. I got a face lift at heart. Give me some soup and a straw. So I don't know why Peggy makes me laugh so much for what she does. And he's like, Peggy, why do you think that people misunderstand you? She's like, they wanted me to understand me. That's the dumbest answer.

Yeah, everyone is really looking forward to. It's pretending to not understand what you say. They all call the bank and press two for Spanish just so they could not understand So these ladies are they make me call back and press one for English, though We don't have to talk to Comcasts. I understand that these are Armenians started pressing one, okay? This comes from Armenia Armenia start telephone So on with the reunion there's a fake fire going, which is very OC.

Oh, yeah, I was like fake fire. Oh, yeah, the fireplace behind Andy. Yeah, very, very OC. Yeah. Yeah. I liked it was like it was like the holidays. And they're like, let's put the lights up super, super bright. Yeah. And I like the Andy still has that goofy face with flames behind him like he's in hell, you know. It's like, he's like the happiest person ever thrown in hell. Well, it's good because now his hair, you know, his hair is like really graying and it's all, he's got something strange going on with his hair. Like Q, Q3 has been strange with Andy's hair and it's sort of long growing up and sort of swirling.

So it looked like, you know, it looked like it was someone was like blowing air and the fire is behind. It was like painting a picture for me. A very dull picture that only I cared about. I was following you. I was envisioning it all. Yeah. I pictured Andy like in a white ring comor show with his hair kind of flowing. Nice fire behind him. So let's get important important things first. Bubs. Okay. Yeah. How the girls, how the girls, how the girls Kelly. Yeah. She's like, oh, they're smaller now. Okay. Great. Yeah. Uh, lit. He's like Lydia.

I remember last time when you were on this show, when people still like to remember when he ran off, you couldn't take it. Do you think you'll be able to take it this time? When did she run off? Why did she run off before? I don't remember that. I don't know. And you know that the producers don't even care about Lydia that they didn't give us a flashback.

You know, because they'd love a flashback. And they're like, eh, just trust us. She did something. Yeah, just wave your arms around a lot, Nancy. It'll look like a messy. Whoa! Get off my rainbow! She's just excited to yell at her mom, through Sam. Yeah. Basically, what she does, what she totally does, I'm at it. That's her reunion look. So Andy's like, this was a

wild season. Hi. Hi, no it wasn't. Yeah, it was like the highlight of the season was Shannon, like eating a tortilla chip. So it was time for like the wacky times on Orange County, this way every reunion starts. It was like a, with a light fun, look at the antics, these ladies, they are up to, they're up to no good, they're laughing and they're laughing and Tamra Peter self ha good times ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and gotta be MWX3 top of the line. Well, I wanted her to have a normal car,

but of course David had to get her a BMW X3. Yeah, oh David's out. Well, I wanted to get her a pinto, but David was like, no pinto for my daughter. And I was like, well, I'm old. You'll just have your way. I mean, I guess we are married. We are married, right?

This is a partnership. And you said, well, I'm not sure about that. I was like, I'm sorry. Basically, it was like David sending back a side of Keenwa. That's how I felt, Andy. I did like when we were watching the video package of all the antics. There was a moment where Shannon,

what they showed Shannon giving the dollar to the belly dancer at Peggy's anniversary. And then in a little picture and picture, Shannon just goes, oh, that freaking dress man. She was spiraling. Sequence and silhouette. I wore that dress the night I had an extra Jello putting pop for my freezer. And David looked at me and he'd a in a free dough and the judge mental eyes he gave me were just so devastating in that dress. I have not been that upset since David came to bed with a frozen waffle and

licked it all night long right in front of me. What I was trying to do. So this one Andy was like they were like, so why? So Peggy, you seem to like say things wrong. Like you've lived you and Diko, you've lived to hear longer than Diko and he seems to understand things like expressions better than you. Like what's going on? And she's like, well, you know, like coal, you know, because they talked about like when they showed the club of like Sandeske bringing coal and she's like, what is coal? So she was like, well, I didn't understand

because we were sitting in front of fireplace with coal. So I thought, why are you bringing coal? Like you put, to me, coal you put on top of fire. I'm like, this stuff is not fair by any way. He said, it's not coal, you put on top of the barbecue. This is why you don't want Peggy making you hamburgers. Okay? Like she's acting like she.

Light burger on fire. You'll die of lighter fluid poisoning because she will put the coal right on top of the barbecue. Yeah. She's like, it'll be like coal and a bun with raw grape leaves. What do you call? What do you call? Don't don't don't. So the next question is to Megan. He's like, so Megan. You thought Becky was playing dumb. What's up with that? And she's like, well, you know, it's like when she said the peanut gallery in Vegas like, but why? Why are peanuts in gallery? Still no one has explained to me. To me, it's like Mr. Blender go to look at art. I don't understand Stay in the cabinet

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I wanted to stay the same forever. Okay. This is how I like my Shannon. Yeah, so She he's like so Bertha from Boise wants to know why Oh, no, wants to congratulate you on looking both like a man at that drag party. And she's like, oh, thanks. That's great. Thanks.

Thanks a lot. I'm an eating man. Thank you. Glad I showed up today. Yeah, well, I mean, I guess I have to take minor victories. I mean, I, you know, I guess it just shows that I'm good at something. I mean, I have certain people in my life

who seem to think I can't do anything right I'm not gonna say his thing, but it rhymes with Flavid Flavid I would be negative x-like chromosomes. I was using that fear to hide my pain Andy Okay, well, thanks for answering. So every rose has a thorn, but not that I would know because I don't remember last time I received a thorn or rose I should say I do know that we'd keep growing because I got plenty of those no one to no one to pick them Andy That's right. No one's not different flowers. I guess

Red Michaels might know something I did and but I I wouldn't know poison. Oh, that's one thing. I do know about a poison marriage You don't bring me flowers. I can't even finish that song because there was not a first time, so there is no anymore, okay? Maybe, uh, maybe David should take some lessons from guns and roses. Don't get me a gun, but maybe have some patience. Patience? Anyway, let's talk about my sweet child of mine driving a BMW that's totally ridiculous

He's changed me for having a silver spoon on my mouth and he gets her BMW Your life's shadowed or killed my David's hypocrisy And he's like to you want a peanut no Andy God damn it. I've had enough. I'm out of here So she's gonna be an exhibition at the gallery. Huh? I told you so. This group is a bunch of mixed nuts, huh? Do you see? I know things.

Peggy, I wish you would refrain from mentioning mixed nuts because you know how I feel about cashews. That is what you say when someone sneezes. I'm a man for mentioning mixed nuts because you know how I feel about cashews. That is what you say when someone sneezes. I'm a mother. You know I've heard that one too many times, Missy. Okay, one too many times. You can't pull that with me anymore. Are you okay? No, no! Oh, so Andy is like, so Lydia, you're a homophobic piece of shit.

How does that feel? My features just don't translate well the manhood And he's like so Vicki speaking of drag queens are you gonna marry Steve Lopez and she's like Well, I don't know, you know, I'd love you know, I'd like him and maybe we'll whoop it up, boring style. And Shannon is frowning. She's like so mad that Vicki's talking about marriage. I love that I love Shannon's aggressive frowning because she goes just from that smile too. Oh, look at Vicki with Steve Lopez. I um, I like how I think started like midway through this episode, there were like many many cutaway shots to Shannon clasping Timmer's hand and I felt so bad for Shannon because it was like an extreme close-up on her thumb who's the manicure got screwed up in some weird way. It was like all janky and chipped and you know she's like

oh well great they just show my thumb my unmanicured thumb, which I tried to fix before the show began, and wow, it didn't really work. Here lies a fingernail killed by a terrible manicure. How am I doing? How am I doing? Gandhi's looking at my thumb. How do you think I'm doing? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

This is what happens. You don't have anyone to scrape out the piece of plastic and from your asshole. Because, like, like, I do god you could have a heart attack. Been there dead that it hurts it hurts right. As my mother said stop and smell the roses. Also as hallmark greeting cards have said for years Vicki. So anyway the next segment is Vicki.

Wooping it up. And he's like so Steve Lopez is the most boring Lopez of all the Lopez in the world. And Lopez is like Smith in Mexico. Well, Licky, well, Licky, will Vicky find anything to whip it up about? And she's like, woohoo. Yeah, I could. Yeah, I could. And I wasn't just around that this the time where chairman was like, he was like,'s Steve Lopez can be too born for you And tamers like I worry about that also. I'm like listen tamers. I like Eddie is the most exciting person we've seen on TV. Okay It's like idea of an exciting

Yeah, his idea of like setting weekend is like jumping jacks and like a pull up I'm in at least at a ghost to raves and like musicals Okay, camera you're making your point. Last time I checked, Steve Lopez wasn't taking Utilady Gaga. Well, Vicky's like, well, you know what? I think we're gonna get married. We don't have plans, but I think we're gonna get married. And that's good, because you know, I believe in marriage. I've been married 30 years. I've never heard someone congratulate themselves for being married for 30 years after like two divorces. She talks like it's like a career path. Well I've

been on a diet for 19. No one gives me credit for that. So let's see I'm so bored with oh no no no so she says He asks about Brooks somehow. She's like I don't want to say his name. Okay, you see his name Suddenly a giant snake comes out without a nose They buy Ralphides is disgusting like this world. I was like don't you dare call me that She's like I Don't say his name. I'm so horrified and with that bad dude too, Harry Potter and his friends. That was horrible. Don't say a save.

She is job, but we all know it! Yes, damn. Yes, yes, we do. I don't like, I don't like Baltimore because he was always harsh at me me. I'm like, no, that's Hore Crocs. Totally different. You call me a crossy-hore. Hore Crocs.

What does this Hore Crocs? You are! You call me a crusty whore Whore crux What does this old crux you are Kelly. We're not even talking to you. Huh You were at house Water that's a call back the bonus episode if you want to know what it's what it means We by way you really have this is it's a good story Basically Andy gets right down to the point. It's like is he boring. Okay, and he's like so Steven from squat to hatch. He wants to know Don't you feel like you deserve best actress in the drama for your influence of the story line? Why did you need to bring paper proof and she's like look, look, if I'm going to win best actress, it's going to be for hidden figures, okay?

No one even knows about my gardening business. That's that, ladies. But that's, I thought it'd be for bad bads feast. This is so stupid. What are we even doing? I don't know. I wasn't planning to make a bad bad speech joke, but now that I can see your, now I can see your notes, I know where your brain's at. So I'm like, he wrote down hidden figures. And the funny thing is, I'm like, why did Ronnie write hidden figures? Because that's the first movie best actress in a drama. I just thought it was funny. She's like, I didn't mean it for influence. I would

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That's the guy with a fucking lung collapse. That's okay. I'm sorry. I she was trying to fight with B. Eddy? I like that we turned Vicky into Tragi B. Hanson and then turned her into Mary J. Blige. Next it'll be like, I like that we turned Vicki into Trogi Beyhenson and then turned her into Mary J. Blige. Next it'll be like, how do you get a mid-autumn? What? I run Viala Davis? Yes, I play Violin. Yes, I do. I'm not a shade to me. Listen, listen, it's not my fault that I'm the only guy who's played baseball and now works for a garbage company.

I'm like, are you in fences now, Vicki? Yes, I am. Look. I know it wasn't right, but it was beautiful. I was young. I was a whore. Okay. It was a chop And then Richard Gute changed my life like what do you want for me? Okay, there I said it. Okay Wait, how did you go? How did Vicki go from from Violet Davis and fences to pretty woman? I Think once we took a to Mary J there all rules were off, okay?

I don't want people to say I'm lying, you know, like they did with the whole Brooks thing So I got a trapper keeper this time of real one. You're not gonna copy a liar now. Everybody want to see it? Scott what a woman on it Who I also think. I think the stupidest question is why, I wonder about the trapeziper. Why is Vicki carrying around like the receipts on what her illness is? It's like, are you, if you watch the show,

did you watch all of the two seasons ago, where she spent the entire time, like it was all that medical records. So yeah, she knows these bitches because there was a whole scene where they sat around a table this season and questioned whether or not she really had the flu. So yeah, that's why she keeps it around. Yeah, no one argued, but Shannon did aggressively frown in her. She's like, oh, oh, trapper keeper.

Well, that's how David felt. Yeah, exactly what he said. And let me tell you something, he knows a little something about a three-ring binder because you probably get a ring to twirl the women But I'll tell you what it's not binding learn that one So there are a video tabs and misstrapper he will let me tell you something I've got a lot of tabs on that band walking on the beat taking me to cash repubs, fattening me up with chiggery sauces. So he moves on to Ryan moving and Brianna needing to get surgery because she has a pain in her neck and everyone just said Vicki like, er, it wasn't a lair that she has, that she's been ill and she keeps having to have the surgeries but when it's just yet, Bianca has a pain in her neck. And it was like, um, deducted, literally tried to remove me.

It was the weirdest thing I was like, get me off of this dolly, okay? So she's like, she's got to get surgery. You know, Lupus, Pays to the neck, whatever. And Shannon's like, well, that help. And Peggy looks at Shannon like, how dare you, how dare you, ma'am. I bring you color. Peggy has put, have you ever taken a step, a step class? It's like really big, back in the day.

Like, yeah, there's different levels. You could put these steps on an exercise. Peggy has put one of those steps under her forehead I don't know what she's doing. What is that a rain gutter? What are you doing? It was it was not a bump it it was like a full-on like skyscraper it it was just Just a giant it looked like a sand dunes. It looked like a hairy sand dunes on her head. No, there's something under her forehead Like she got an inline or something under her forehead. I couldn't figure it out. I don't know she's trying to oh a beluga ectomy. Yeah. I love beluga. Okay, so this camera have a

oh this this camera have contact with Brianna and she's like Vicky Vicky's like you're not now. Okay, stop the movie section is over now Vicki. Yeah, but I was a contact as a Ali I'm listening to the aliens I don't know why you're doing a nail bit, but I like it Because this is not from contact Because this isn't up from contact Who's that for now? Why are you doing jody foster why I was just always going like this because Vicky is staying in movies I'm moving it out. Oh, I'm so sorry. I can't no no I can't let it go. Okay. No, here's the thing. I you know me. I love a running joke

Especially if we can bring contact. Oh, now we've got to run great No one told me about this Andy I just didn't realize that Vicky was still in movie mode Because we had talked about we had moved out of movie mode so then when You've talked to Brianna, then you're like and then Vicky was like no, I'm like, I'm sorry It's because I saw the word contact. Okay. I saw the word contact. That's really all it took. So anyway, Vicki was up on a pinball machine Getting real dark. Oh my gosh, so who cares really about all of this stuff? Yeah, like Vicki got a gun. It was basically like filler questions because there was nothing else to ask so um Andy

So say he's like sell self proclaimed horse whisper Who says that the self proclaimed horse whisper wait friend whisper. Yeah, I'll let's say I don't I think we're gonna force friend whisper. Yeah Robert Redford is the self proclaimed horse whisperer. Okay. Yeah, no Christmas God Thomas is his love interests and they have nothing to do with this segment. I think this is Scott Tabis right now. Am I pretty? Oh my god, I'm like an English patient. Oh my god, I'm an a cave. Someone find me an a cave.

Hey, I am here. Help me. I just want my friends back in this cave. Say if we get a montage of Lydia's lame ass storyline this season. And all I can think of, you know, Andy talks about boobs. He talks about facelifts. Why won't he ask her why her husband is walking around with a goddamn fohawk in 2017? Why? Yeah, I know. Like, I think as a gay man, that should be the top

of Andy's priorities is getting to the bottom of this fohawk situation. Yes. You know, Bravo has been one of the worst purveyors of faux-hawk presence on TV. I mean, top chef alone. Top chef alone, yeah. But even they've kind of given it up. Even now they're trying to do that. Hewie-Louis and Dewey updo this kind of, I don't know, the past few years they've moved onto that.

Yeah, well, you know, like chefs are very like there's like a lot of like faux rock ability look with chefs and then they like have their fork and knife tattoo and then the pig tattoo and a big tattoo and you're just like, oh my god, put yourself in a box and throw yourself into the ball. I can't already. I was in that movie too. Joe wins. Never go. Never go to the brand top hits. Okay, so now we get into Lydia's traditional bullshit, the psychick. She's like, I was confusing. I don't believe in psychics and drag queens aren't in the Bible. And I didn't know.

Did they even have weeks in the Bible? It was probably Chaplain in the Bible, ma'am. I actually felt like Lydia handled herself very well during this segment. You know, I think she actually, she was really good about like clarifying like, listen, I was making a joke. I know that dog did not get his balls chopped off. It was just, it was an inside thing. It was just a joke. And everyone got so mad at me and just like, and, you know, with gay people, like, I, you know, she was just, joke and everyone got so mad at me. And she's like, and you know, with gay people,

like, you know, she was just, she's like, I was just saying I felt uncomfortable that night. We were the only ones in drag at this thing. If there was all this drama, there's a lot of sexual innuendo going around, there's a psychic, I don't feel comfortable around psychics. I felt uncomfortable and then everyone online said I was totally homophobic.

And it's actually the exact opposite of that You know, I I love gay people up a lot of gay friends my like the my made of honors or lesbian All this stuff and then chat in retweeted someone that's Like that's basically said that I'm homophobic and that's when I unfollow do chat and shout like I don't remember I would never in my life, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't. Okay, calm down over there. Also, I love that we have to give it a shout out

because that tweet was from Colette La La, whose partner who's up with Scott Hudson on the Big Brother gossip show. They are so funny. And I think I just totally asked the name of your show. You guys, I'm so sorry. But she's a friend of our show. And I love that she made it all real hard.

So I was so much candy. That shit's awesome. You know what I'm saying? And then she caused, and then she caused Lee at unfollow Shannon. And then she caused like dramatic, like she caused drama between those two. It is brother gossip, right?

That's the name of their show. I think so. That's like the time I remember, um, there was one season of Survivor, there was this girl on Survivor Team Sugar. It was really stupid. And, um, she used to live like a block away from me, and so I'd see her around the neighborhood, and she had her license plate said, I'm sugar. And I took a picture of it. Like, I'm, this one I was blocking a lot. I posted and I said, like,

like, I said, I'm like, how ridiculous that sugar has a lesson plate that says, I'm sugar and I posted on my blog because I thought it was hilarious. And this is like two days before the finale. And then the finale air, they do the survivor reunion and they ask sugar, what's it like being famous? And she's like, it's weird.

Like, you have like creeps on the internet posting your license plate on blogs. And it's like, who the fuck cares about my license plate? But creeps do that. I'm like I'm that creep. I was like I'm so honored What an a hole you get a you get a fucking license plate This is I'm sugar and then you're like oh my god Why do people post my license plate? It's a really just a really ruffle into remember I hope you never run anybody down on active Idiot her her license plate didn't even say I'm sugar.

It said I'm sugar like SUGA. I said, oh God. Yeah. Well, so anyway, I was smoking out the screen door. Sorry. He's I wasn't bored. No, it's fine. Well, either way, I think I mean,

I think that Lydia has a right to feel uncomfortable. You know, I get that. If you're the only ones in drag at like a place that's and you're not and you're in like shitty drag. Whatever Lydia is the shittiest Christian ever I've seen we all have seen her in that Bible study meeting in her first season which she didn't know what the fuck was going on. She didn't seem to know what anyone was talking about she didn't know how charities worked. She's like I love charity and she's like how does this work? I shouldn't say the shittiest Christian ever but she does piss me off.

I really don't like that like, faux judgment, like she's so innocent. You're not so innocent, Lydia. Cut it out. She's like, well, I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. Well, I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. Well, I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable.

I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be uncomfortable. I think she's the right to be, I think that she has a right to be uncomfortable and I thought I was hilarious that the women then turned it on her like, like, you know, you were really uncomfortable

and that like made us uncomfortable because we had to watch you be uncomfortable. I'm like, oh, so you guys are the victims because she was uncomfortable. Yeah, you know, I was like, come on. I was like, make her feel comfortable. Like, you know, I think everyone has a right. If you're feeling comfortable, you're uncomfortable.

What are you supposed to do about it, you know? Yeah, Sandin's like oh well, what's it more comfortable sitting in the corner alone for an hour? She did say that I mean, I do I think that Lydia like was maybe overreacting yes But she's uncomfortable. I mean, how can I say she's not uncomfortable? Well, then don't go like if you're gonna be like that just stay home like no one needs to be well I think she was by your fucking uncomfortability at the drag queen bingo Lydia Well, then don't go. But if you're gonna be like that, just stay home. Like, no one needs to be shamed in. Well, I think she was by your fucking uncomfortability at the drag queen Bingo Lydia. Well, also, don't forget, I think the drag was surprise.

Right, didn't she show up at Tamer's or Shannon's house like, surprise, we're putting you in a drag and we're putting you in the creepiest worst drag of all time. Yeah. So, like, I get it because you know what? You know what? I, there is one time I probably told the story before where my friend asked me if I wanted to march in the gay pride parade here in LA.

And then I got there and just like, guess what? We're also going to be dancing. And the choreographer had us doing all these like super lady moves. Like we're just sort of like, it was like super super like a oh, like I'm trying to express it through voice what we're doing. And I felt uncomfortable. I was like, I don't wanna do these moves all the way down to the monoclecular part.

This isn't me, this isn't who I am. Didn't make me homophobic, didn't make me like, didn't mean anything except that I persons uncomfortable doing it. And so I get it. I get, I get, I get, I'm not calling her a homophob. I just think she's ridiculous because she also was like

Yeah, then what am I supposed to do and then everybody's like asking psychic about a baby and then fighting about their marriages Bitch what where do you think you are you're on a housewives show, okay? Yeah, where are you right now? Yeah, no, I think that I like when she was like Well, I just all I meant by the Bible was like I didn't know how to react to drag because I didn't have instructions from the Bible Oh my god, that's what Megan's like, why don't you use your brain? How about you use your brain instead of relying on the Bible for everything, okay? and She said I think you're gonna offend a lot of people she's like well, I think you just offended a lot of people and girl

You know Megan's getting slaughtered. I haven't even looked at the Twitter I think you just offended a lot of people and girl, you know Megan's getting slaughtered I haven't even looked at the Twitter, but you just know she is right Well, it was funny watching Lydia clap back at Megan because no matter what Megan's head But it was just like snapping at her. She's like I just think she's like what what do you think? What do you think? What do you think Megan? She's like, um, I just think you should do what's right? It's trochaner you're gonna strike a nerve. Well, you're, uh, you want to say? Oh, you're, oh, you're, oh, you're coming out.

So, okay, bring it on. Candles. Sandalwood. So the quiet woman, staff is next. And, uh, Andy's like, so, why do you hate Shanna's got so much? So the quiet woman staff is next and And he's like so why do you hate Shannon's got so much and she's like because she took a nacho It's like we don't see eye to eye I see blue and she sees black Yeah, but this is but this is color blind-chaming, which is very nice

This isn't really the quiet woman's I'm but this is why did Lydia, you know Lydia you prayed for Shannon and at the quiet woman and was really sweet like what happened and that's when you know Lydia's like well, you know We're just never gonna see eye to eye. We're just never really gonna be friends. I was like, well, it's funny that you should say that because at the finale you said I was your favorite one. Huh, interesting how people can change people could love me one moment and then next minute they are divorcing me! Like, whoa, whoa! Interesting how one moment Blue Cheese dressing has zero calories, and then someone tells me there's like 9000. Well, that's just great, Lydia. I mean, here I am, eating something that's supposed to make me bloom and be renewed. Turns out it's a blue banana and has 5,000 calories. No one told me. And that was for my soul.

And Lydia's like, I tried to text you after the show and hang and you never texted me back and then you screamed me in a blog and she's like, well, in your blogs, Missy, you have used the most character-damaging things against me. You've called me crazy. She's like yep She's like she's like yep, the standby that insane standby it Mayor of crazy town, I'm not even registered in crazy town I moved I mean, Happy Town. Ah! I'm so happy!

Ah! Ah! Oh God! I'm on the neighborhood watch of Crazy Town! I started Crazy Town with you! I started with the controller! That's MP! I'm not the controller! I'm on the water board! I'm on the water board! Department of water and power! controller

Department of water and power and Litty goes well, I agree with all of those things about you which isn't really you know It's a lady sentence and the Megan's like that's judgment Santa goes very very Yeah, oh my god then Doug spells like you can get the ball thing that I mentioned before and let me have might be trying for a baby but maybe not. Bob. Bob. So now we move on to the Kelly segment. Randy's like, Kelly, you are like the comeback. Except your boobs didn't come back. They went away. How are those boobs? Can

we get an update since it's been about 30 minutes? Boobs. So they so Kelly saying Kelly things like, well, it's not like we're banging it like a screen door in hurricane. Last night she said, don't be peanut butter and jelly. I think three times. Okay. So, uh, boobs. And I like when they Kelly was showing them the The boob plaster work at that party and it's just begging she goes that's too big Too big too big for Coco So I'm trying to figure out what I'm talking about well Well, there was you're cuz you wrote I'm you know I get to look at your notes You wrote notes about the clip package about about like when she said, I literally married my mother.

But that's not the reason. Wait a minute, we're married, Kelly. Wow. Yeah, so it's like, what's, was this when, I forget what it was, I just, this is for general comment, I think that, and the anime I've said it to Shannon, but he may have said to Kelly, one of Andy's favorite things is to show a clip package

of like a marriage falling apart, or maybe a friendship falling apart, where it's like deep shit is happening, and he just loves going hard to watch. It's like, you know, you enjoy that. You were smiling on the inside Andy. And usually on the outside too. Sometimes I'll cut back to him and he's just threw a drop that goofy smile.

That was great. That was great. Sorry. I'm listening to a bit such right now on my headphones. So she is the divorce package basically. And, you know, I don't know I'm kind of skipping Yeah, he's like that's not fun. Yeah, it was it was sad and he's you know, he's like, yeah, basically no Michael like almost my entire adult life and it's just really sad and he's like how's Julie? Oh, she's fine. She's fine. She's great. She's great. And Vicki's like, well, you know, I was just trying to say the grass isn't always greener. Okay, you know, the grass is more steeper on the other side. I've learned. And I was just trying to tell her, you know, if you could work it out, don't

get it done for us. He'll take all your body. I'm telling you. They're like, okay, Vicki, we got it. Jesus. Yeah. So let's see. So then, then, and then so Tamra, so he goes, Tamra, do you have any advice for like for dealing? Do you have any advice for Kelly for like, Jolie going into this divorce, you know, because it's a child involved and Tamra's like, here's my only advice. Never ever speak badly about the father ever,

ever, ever. Like, well, it might be a little bit too late for that. I think you just call him father ever, ever, ever. Like, well, it might be a little bit too late for that. I think you just called him satanic. Like, I think she's like two episodes. And yeah, he's like any more advice. He's like, do not give her eraser's batch. Okay. Do not give her eraser's batch.

Like, okay, it's not your segment yet. So, Andy's like, why do you like Shannon now? That's a crazy turn of events. She threw a stake at your face. And she's like, she's a good person. She makes me laugh. She's got daughters. I've got daughters. I mean, a Lyker. And it's like, wow, yes. Kelly.

Yes. Such a good point. Such a good point. Score. And he's like, you guys kiss. I mean, that was like making out and Kelly because when Kelly's like we look like Lesbos Lydia Bees over and get off my ramble please just don't say BS for a blowjob please

and then when she when Andy I get that they just fucking love Tamra on this show and I get that she's like the queen Of turning these shows into like fighting shows like give her respect, you know I give her respect for that but some of these questions and he goes so Tamra Kelly says so many unforgettable things Would love you to forgive her. You're talking to Tamra sir Yeah to forgive her. You're talking to Tamra sir. Yeah. Tim was like, well, I think the main reason I was able to forgive her is because it would be the one less ally for Bikki. So that's why. Also, she gets mad and she goes for the jugular. You know, that's why we never hired jugulars anymore. These parties like it's like how many times we have to watch the ending of a jog-low drop-off his balls because Kelly is tackling him.

Stop there. So what else? So Tamara Erase. Now it's the rest thing. So I found something interesting out about this because I asked and Kelly said I could repeat it. So I have permission people. But in this holy race thing, I was like, but didn't the daughter just say she doesn't want her, you know, posting and Kelly goes, yeah, but I told her to do that. I was like, it's't the daughter just say she doesn't want her, you know, posting and Kelly goes, yeah, but I told her to do that I was like, it's your daughter just post it. You have to post it. It's your daughter You know what and you know it listen to this I

Think Tamra. I feel like this Sydney's got to get I'm sorry Sydney You can't like hold your mother hostage about this bullshit, you know like I'm sorry I actually I felt really bad for Tamra, because Tamra, she did lay it out there, and she was like, you know, everything was going well, and things were going nicely, then Simon starts posting photos of the two of them together doing stuff, and people were like,

oh, Tamra's not involved. Tamra's not involved. Then Tamra, of course, feeling insecure, and want to be like, hey, Batcha, I am a Bob. She posts this graduation photo and Sydney told her not to. And Tamra's like, I was in post a batch. I was in post a bunch of batch. I just did it. I'm not talking to me. I'm like, you know what, Sydney? As someone who doesn't know you and doesn't know all the details of your situation. Let me weigh in. You know, you can't like you just can't throw out your mother

because she did something, like she posted a photo. You didn't want her to post a photo, she posted a photo. It's not the greatest crime in the world. And you're being ridiculous, you're losing valuable time that you could be having with your mother. And like you have to get over it, you cannot hold your mom hostage, okay?

Like she's still your mother. Sorry. That's what I felt bad for Tamara. But that said, I mean, I don't know the whole situation or what Tamara did because of course Tamara's like, I've been nothing but a good mother. I did nothing. Nothing she says is true, which I can't really believe that.

I mean, that she's, I believe it's like a really over dramatic child mother-daughter relationship and that can get ugly girl. I have one. I have one as a teenager. So I get that, but I'm not really sure how to feel. It's just really uncomfortable and I lost a lot of what didn't have respect for Sydney really, but I don't think I didn't think you the way about Sydney. I just I just was really gross and nasty. It was too much. Yeah, saying like my mom put fame and fortune before me. I was too much. Yeah, saying like my mom put fame

in fortune before me. I was like, you know what? You know what? You know what? That's actually starting to sound like that's starting to sound really selfish. Because guess what that fame and fortune is affording you, whatever you're doing with your life, you know?

And on top of that, like, it's not, Tamra said it herself. She's like, I didn't like go out on TV and like slander her or do something so miserable and do something like I didn't go out on TV and slander her or do something so miserable and do something. She didn't do anything to really sacrifice, not sacrifice, compromise some valuable tenant of the family. I think it's just like a teenager who is just like doing being annoyingingly teenagery and it's just like at certain point. I don't think Tamara can't you just you can't negotiate with terrorists

Yeah, exactly and you know what and it goes both ways with host you because like I've said those actual words about tamer before like you negotiate with the terrorist like I mean should tamer have maybe you know, respect her daughter's wishes about the photo? Yes, of course, but the daughter just totally, it's hard to see what's happening. What's happening? Really going on, you know, like I don't even know

what's going on. It's sad to watch a mom sob on TV. Like that is really sad. But you know what she's, but she's, you know what though? I thought her response was totally appropriate. She's like, you know what, I'm on a reality show. And, you know, I have to be, I'm really honest about my life.

I just can't hide this. And of course, response is, well, you shouldn't be on the reality show. And that's why I got mad where it's like, you know what, like yes, at certain point, you should pick your family over fame and fortune, whatever. But this is kind of time as job. And you're asking her, oh, quit your job

for your, because your daughter doesn't want you to do it. And it's like, you know, I just think that's like actually an obnoxious choice to make your, make your parent go through. Yeah. Fuck off. You know, I just think it's, I just think it's, I think it's immature. It's immature. Yeah. You know, well, you know, you always do it to Vicky, the product and perspective. Because Andy's like, Vicky, how do you feel? She's like, well, you know what? I only do her love for her kid, you know? Men come and go, but Brooks teeth are forever.

They're like, this, what are you even talking about Vicki? So I'm just saying, I didn't want to say his day, but those are dice teeth. I paid for those. So then they go on for more tamer misery. I mean, nothing's really going that well for tamer. Ryan and Sarah broke up now. Sarah's dating Tamer just turned 50. She's like, great. Thanks for bringing that up, Sunker. Yeah. And handy, of course, is like, do you want your implants back from the clubhouse?

It's kind of gross that that's even an option. Only this fucking channel and Tamer's like, well, I can't tell you I want my badge tightened because I peed my pants and then this show Peggy tilts her head like, did I hear this right? What is this beer pants really? We put out the bed in pants. It is because she plays ball in house. Why do you keep vegetable in pants? So now the Shannon losing weight segment. She's like, God damn it, you little bike! And she's lost some weight and was to lose some more weight. And she was really in security even be filmed. And the question is, Vicky, is this your fault? And Shanna's like, I have taken responsibility.

That was taken out of context. I am not blaming Vicky for opening my mouth and putting food in there. Now I am blaming her for making me want to open my mouth and put food in there. What she totally did, that is why I've gained 25 dicks. Oh. I'm really liking your note here. Say, I'm taking over your note here. Shannon saying, oh, it's just, it's a thing.

She got the ball rolling. The butter ball, if you will. That was a run a joke that I delivered. Do you love how I laugh at my own jokes? It was a funny joke. The Butterball reminds me I gotta get a turkey. Yes girl, get that shit then. So I'm gonna get it and thought, oh sorry, go on. And Vicki, you know this is something, this is true, but I think people forget. I forgot it. Well, Vicki was like, look, I know I said it, but I didn't say it on camera. I said off camera to Kelly, it was a private conversation.

Kelly bloated it, and if I could take it back, I would. Okay. There. Is this where she said, like, I feel terrible, this maybe it was at the day of the part where she's like, I feel terrible because, you know, you know, I, you know, if I could take back what I said, you know, I was just, I was just really stressed out at that time because no one was talking to me. And so, like, I just if I could take back what I said, you know, I was just I was just I was really stressed out at that time because no one was talking to me and so like I just I lash

Like we're in her apologies. She was also still blaming them. Yes. Is that what that happened? I'm pretty much I'm excited. Well, wow look at you in my montage about my weight crying about yourself. Well, that's great. Thanks for coming by Vicki So now this is also one of my favorite things of this reunion. You know, she's holding Tamra's hand very tightly through this whole thing. Yes, Matt and Tamra's like, I've had a sapote batch, but then everything she says is so rude. She's like, well, you know, this...

What did she say? Oh, she's like, I don't want to cry anymore. I'm fine. And Tim was like, not this year. Yeah, she's like, I see myself on TV. And I was like, that's not me. That's me. I'm an actor now. I don't want to cry anymore.

It's not me. It's not my fucking persona. Yeah, it is, that's like, Jesus. It's for her like the table. So then let's see they start talking about the divorce. That was really, you know, this

was really, you know, it was very sad, but it was like, again, this is my love, Shannon, because she, she, she lets you in. She really does. She's like, well, you know, we, you know, we went to wine. I thought everything would be fine. And he David left the trip early and we got home. He called Quentin. It's very hard for me right now. And I was like, oh my god, Jenin. I just

was so sad. I thought we were gonna have a great time in Hawaii in the second we step off the plane some girl tells him to get laid I'm as opposed to feel did I think it was a coincidence that he flew to Maui and sent us to flew to Maui and sent us to... Kauai? No. No? Oh, they still... David, no man is an island, but you're certainly on a different one right now.

Literally. Uh, so he's... So he's like, well, you know, we're stealth partners, so we have Sunday night dinner with Dave Hattent. We still go to the games. You remember those games? Remember when I yelled at his mistress? In the middle of the stadium. God, I wish they were shooting that. That was one of my, that was one of the most

amazing pieces of housewives news. Which Shannon was at the game of the audience and she saw the mistress there with her husband. And she got into a fight with her and started telling her off in the stadium. Yeah. Um, so she's, and he's so glad that much. He goes, that must be really hard. And Tamra's like, huh, and the one he gets a phone calls after a bad camera. But it must, I mean, gosh, because you know, like, you know, Shannon's like, I don't know where we're being, you know, I'm full for the, for the daughters, we have our meals and we got the USC games together, we post pictures together on Instagram, pretend everything's fine, but you know that deep down

so she just wants to talk so much to the bad and she doesn't want he does this, he does this, he does this, all the stuff I protect him from. I'm Leo. We have dinner parties, he only gets two miles of wine for 12 people. He'll call me on FaceTime and I think, oh, we're gonna work things out and then he just sits there slowly eating chips. You know what I thought was really sad. And I'm sorry if I'm jumping around because again, I'm like, it's OK.

I mean, we're, we're, we're, we're officially longer than the reunion now. So, but we know what you're talking about. She's like, you know, it's just so hard. We went to the highest of the high with the, with the, with the barren rules. And I said, I said to David, like, we had a we had you know like a really we had a few good years there and he's like it was a few good months I was like oh yeah that was so cruel that guy is such an asshole and I'm sorry as I am for Shana because it really it like it's fun to joke you know just about really anything but it is really sad to see her go through that the god I'm glad she is going through it because fuck that guy. Yeah and Vicki was like really crying she was and I think it was I actually do think it was genuine she was

she was crying I think that she you know you know you know people have to remember that David and Shannon they announced their separation the day that they were filming this because it was like obvious It was gonna come out and so Vicki I'm assuming didn't know about it yet and Vicki was crying and she's like, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry like if I cause any part of it it's like it's awful You know like that's two girls now two girls so to proceed now. It's like it's terrible and she was really She was really crying and did you think it was sincere or do you think she was just trying to make herself look better? I think at first she was really crying. Did you think of a sincere or do you think she was just trying to make

her self look better? I think at first she was just full of shit because it's like there were no tears. But then by this time she got them worked up. I don't know. I think she's sorry. I think Vicki is sorry always when she does something shitty. Like once she realizes what it is and it usually takes four years. But once she realizes it, she is sorry, but I don't know, she's still Vicki. And you know what? And Vicki stops being Vicki. Like, what the hell? Like, I want to see Vicki fake cancer. Like, I don't want any other Vicki, okay? This is a Vicki I want, who's like carrying around influence Abyssal or files. Like, that's who you want. Yeah. But yeah, they kind of seem to make up. But of course, we learn from the coming next week that they are saving up some shit for Vicki for part two. Of course. Well, I am out of this show.

Well, yeah, Peggy's one who walks off of this one. And yet they're while they're saving up all this shit, it's still somehow gonna have a moment where Vicki, Tamra and Shannon are crying in each other's arms. I don't know. But what we did have was, as this segment and episodes are to wind down, it was like, so who here actually felt that Shannon was over the affair and no one raises their hands? And Shannon admits she's like, you know, you tell yourself that you're over it and you really try to convince yourself and you start acting like, oh, everything's fine, everything's fine, but it's not, it's like, you think? We definitely noticed that, but I appreciate that she owned up to it, you know? Yeah.

It was just really basically sad at the end. It's like, okay, and then they're like, okay, everybody, let's go to lunch. So they show them eating in their dressing rooms, which is so unfair. Like, leave them alone, let them too. And it's like, Kelly's the only one who will really eat, you know, she's got like her mouth full. And she's like, me? Me and I was crying.

I was crying. I was crying. I was crying, you said. And Becky's like, well, it's true. You can't make someone love you, you know? It's like, you have to express, you know, I can't make it, love me back. I just love it.

Isn't this delicious, right? It's like, no, it is, you're mad. And next time a fly gets in Shannon's hair. Things are looking up. Well, that brings us to the end of this reunion. We will be back to Maro with a very special double recap of Mary Dometeson. And we'll be back on Turkey Day with BulloDick. And Friday, we're taking off MotherTrucks. Also, the bonus episode so fun. It's about our field trip last night with Heather McDonald, Kelly Dutt, and, um,

It's about our field trip last night with Heather McDonald Kelly dad and Black and blue and blue and blue and and Chris so much fun. Good listen to it. Thanks to everybody who Subscribes and supports. We'd love you. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, baby. You guys love you, baby Bye Bye! Hey Prime members, you can listen to WatcherCrapins Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondery.com-survey.