Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm sorry, I'm loving this season. I mean, I'm loving it too. I think it's a really good season. To me, it's like Orange County doing what Orange County does best They're like gossiping they're getting into drama. I feel like everything is finally working again after three or four off seasons And I'm like I'm like I want people to have an open mind about it because it sometimes it takes a while like New Jersey We were saying New Jersey was back a few seasons ago But it really wasn't until this past year that people like fully accepted it back

And I want people to start welcoming Orange County back because they were in a hole And I think they've clawed their way back out and I think it's really good and this episode had me laughing and also enthralled so like Golf club. Yeah, I'm mostly with you I think that some of it I could do without like everyone crying over their miserable with you. I think that some of it I could do without like everyone crying over their miserable human or husbands or trash human trash husbands is what I was trying to say. But that is what this show is known for the terrible man on it. And the women just making the worst choices as far as men goes. And also it's known for some of the pettiest fights

on Bravo. I mean, and just misunderstanding what they're saying and then fighting over nothing. And then it turns again And this episode really was chock full of that and you know I think honestly the show might work best when Tamra is in full villain mode and the past few seasons She's been trying to do a Jesus thing and like nice girl thing and like as violin and terrible as Tamra is when she's the villain The show kind of comes alive and she's getting the villain edit for the first time in a long time this season and I'm like really happy about it. Yeah, it's good to see Tamra getting called out by editors for sure because they let her get away with so much shit over the years and they're calling her on everything.

And Tamra is doing this thing where she's doing what she does but she's just like punching in. You know what I mean? She's like, here I am at work. Let me start some shit with this girl. And she's not fully invested as a villain. She's trying to be lazy is what she's trying to do. She's like, I got the Christians on my side now. So people are being nicer to me online. I'm getting away with more. And I really don't want to fight with anybody. So I'm going to have them fight with each other. And then I'll just look like the nice one. But they're finally catching on. I know. I thought it was like, I had like an adrenaline rush by the end of this episode, but we are going to get to it. So what so what's like dive into it?

The episode opens up with a tamer declaring that she's going to Scottsdale. As if anyone cares. I don't know why I don't know why we had to have a moment where we find out that Tamer's going to Scottsdale, but she's going. I mean, I will I will give her this. That's probably the fanciest thing she's ever said. I'm surprised you didn't follow it up with like Scottsdale. Sounds almost like Scotts Dick. I love that. Yeah, that's.

So she's in the car with Shannon. And Shannon's like, well, I'm still recovering because I'm now with Bronwyn and Gima for a girl's nap. Oh, it was fun. because hype and out with Bronwyn and Gima for our girls not! Oh, oh, it was bug! Let me tell you something, if Kelly had said that about me or about you, which is I'm assuming she's talking about us saying that she would rather... She only, the only event she wants to go to in the Vicki is Vicki's funeral.

I was like, if Kelly had said that about me or about you, I would not stop crying. I'd be crying tears from my eyes. They're my cheeks. And you my stomach crying. And Shannon, Shannon, you wouldn't be crying. You're actually the only person who's had a funeral for herself. Yeah. Like I'm sure you probably would have invited people to your damn funeral. Okay. How could Kelly Todd say that she doesn't want to come to my funeral? Oh, how could she say that? Uh, uh, and, uh, what was funny for me.

So I actually have not even gotten a chance to watch last week's episode because I was out of the country. And I literally have not had a minute to watch it. I'm going to have to watch on the plane for a lot of day. So I didn't get to see. I will watch it. But what's funny is in the flash packs, all I see, I know they had a tea party, but I see Shannon and I see Tamer in the back of this car. And then I see Vicki and her face is just like a mess.

Like it's just got like green shit all over it. And I mean, I know that they probably put cake in her face or something. But like without like any context, it was the funniest thing ever. It just like two very well-presented women, and then Vicki just smears on her face and just weird bits of anonymous goo hanging everywhere. Yes, like she is standing next to a blender when the Gremlin fell in. Yeah, I like no one's acknowledging it. Yeah, and she's crying. It's like a dramatic scene. I like no one's acknowledging it. Yeah, and she's crying. It's like a dramatic scene. I would never want. She's not invited to my funeral.

She's not invited to my funeral. Well, thankfully they did show the entire episode again tonight in flashbacks, calling Tamra out online her ass off. And Shannon too, you're not innocent either. I'll wait there. So let's stop with this whole, both of you are so innocent. So, yeah. So Tamer's like well, but you know like Vicki You know thick as the one to say she's a cock on action

You know, there's a very life-awesome thing So I come up with another other side of that. Remember I should send out a mask and the David bitch Yeah, yeah, so basically Shannon is saying she doesn't understand like she thinks that like and the day with big shout. Yeah. Yeah. So basically, Shannon is saying she doesn't understand it. Like she thinks that like Kelly's always given a pass. She has a show, Kelly goes off on people and she says the nastiest things, then she's given a pass.

And then Tamara oddly enough is sticking up for her, talking about how Vicky has done awful things. So Shannon is very much like, you know, Tamara is like a very much a flip flopper when it comes to Vicki and to Kelly and it's getting annoying for Shannon. Yes, but, you know, Tamra is also the one who started all of these fights that they're talking about. Like, Sam, Tamra was the one who brought up the train. Tamra was the one who brought up the Coke shit. Well, no, Vicki brought the Coke shit up. But then

Tamra is the shit. Yeah, Tamra is, yeah, I mean, I don't have to list them all. But I mean, literally this entire fight, tamarist started. And then on top of that, tamarice has the audacity, the audacity to say, I think that like, I'm just more compassionate than shout. Yeah, you know, I just get everyone the bottom of it of the duct. Yeah, like she's black and white, but like, I'm only white as crying That we are in my family

I believe in my power So then Kelly's is Julie and Kelly's just being Kelly as Kelly is possible It's like one of those look look at what a good mom look how hard working this single mom is. It's like Kelly and a boostie and a jogging jacket or something. It's like, can't find the dog food. You're not giving me no lost to where the dog food has the dog gonna eat. Yes, it is. It's hard. By the way, Ronnie, a few people have posted this. I don't know if you saw it, but did you see that video of of the mountain lion? That sounds like you're impersonation of Kelly Don.

No. Because we both have two slightly different ones, but they're distinct, right? Mine's like, you're in the war, you're in the war! I lean into the, whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo that's yours. And literally two different people posted about this mountain lion that was like meowing and this is how it meowed it was like yow

yow yow they're like I need to go look for that is this mountain lion look like Kelly Dodd? you sound like Kelly Dodd you are you're the war just now

go so You are! You're the war! Just now? Go to the wall? So Lee is like, you can't serve chicken soup to a dog. Okay, it's like an old-age to get you candy as vegetables. It's organic! As vegetables! It's good for it! They like vegetables! Where do I work? It's really heart-taking curvy, geriatric dog all the time, especially by myself.

You gotta make sure he takes the pills. Like, I gotta walk in four times a day, so he does a poop and the house. I mean, it's like, now I know how Steve feels being buried to Vicki. And then, Julie, is basically, starts talking about how like there's some, some biotch in her, in her grade who talks shit about everyone, so no one's gonna go to her party. And Kelly is kind of like, wow, that's basically what we are. We're like pretty much the same level as Joly is like heavy middle school, you know, fights.

Yeah, and Kelly says you should call her a Monday. She goes, why? Because nobody likes a Monday. She's like, that's true, mom. She's like, your friends love my jokes. She's like, you haven't had new material in two years, mom. It's a hell of a- Look my dick!

She's like doing the ball thing on her crotch. So me, while Shannon and Tamer have decided they're gonna have a sit down with Kelly to let her know as friends to friends, that what you're doing is just make you look bad, okay? And we just wanna to say as your friends Who start rumors around you about you behind your back? We want you to realize what's going on how people are seeing you When you react to the rumors that we've started about you

Yeah, exactly so then Gina at her shrinks. Okay, listen with this Okay, listen with this Strength you're not doing your job a shrink should have said oh my first of all the shrink has one of the most depressing offices What are you in a we work like what is this office that she so even as nice as a we work? It's like some sad little sad little sad sad room. It's like the room of a divorce dad who just got kicked out of the house You know in a really bad motel. It's a bad room, very depressing, bad, economic lodge of we work. Yes. Yes.

The, yeah, it's like a motel six of we works. And someone put up a wall in a kitchen and like on the other side of the kitchen and like she's got the other side of the kitchen, but there's no kitchen stuff in there. That's why they put up a wall in the first place. And like later on during a house hunter's episode, like a flipper flop episode in 20 years, I'm gonna take you on that wall and be like, these rooms used to be connected. Yes. Also, Gina's coming in with that hair and just that like mope. I mean, you should, it's like, and that. Ding ding ding. Yeah, and that just all of it, you know, you're not doing your job is what

I'm saying. I, you know what, Lynette, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I been trying to do her job. And eventually when it comes to Gina, you just give up and you just sit there and just let her say something. No, I think she's that lady. You go on for an oil change and then she just doesn't ever do it, right? You know, you're oil-sleeping all over a driveway now. And you're like, God, I shouldn't have gone to jiffy, Lou. I shouldn't have gone to the fucking dealership. Yeah, you know, like Lynette's just like bad.

Or you know, like she fixes a car, but then you come in and your radiators busted next. It's like it's always something with her Just fix a fucking car Lynette or send it off to get crunched in up in a junkyard or something Stop putting it over stop putting third party, you know parts into my Yeah, stop fitting third party parts into Gina. Okay, she's like Gina's basically like an old cracked washer at this point Okay, Lynette Gina already has an uphill battle because she's basically like a you go So it's already like even if she put like you know, probably like like proper parts, you know dealership parts into Gina it would still be an uphill battle, but then you're gonna put third party parts in

It's like man, you know So see Gina updates her I said, you know, I'm good here But last time was disaster when I was here, but then with Matt it was okay, and we decided to go to dinner And it was like a man I hadn't seen forever so of course we bowed. Oh my god I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed and then that's just like how was it was a great? Do you feel great about it? Get a fly swatter in swatter on the head and tell her stop acting like a jackass Okay, you have other lives involved here. It's not just you. Okay, you got a whole fucking caravan to worry about here

Stop acting like a fucking idiot. Okay, you and dry them blasher and poor Gina. She doesn't know what to do She's like, I don't know if it's better to be with Matt for the kids or not be with him for the kids or be with him for the cable or not be with him so I can get another Gather sign. I don't know what's best. Mike, I'll tell you stay away from he cheated on you and now he's playing very obvious mind games. You only have to watch Five minutes of a lifetime movie to see what's going on here. Okay. He is it's a power play. He is fucking with you. He is literally fucking you so that way he can fuck with you. So just stay away and move on to another person. Yes, and this has been, you know, I remember at the beginning of the season because we were reading about everything that Gina

is going through in real life. And I don't really like talking too much about the real life gossip stuff because I like, you know, we were kept to shows. But she is going through an extremely difficult time. And I remember being like, you know, I'm not gonna make fun of that. That's just too much, she's going through a,

but at this point, you know what? Just while we're on the Lifetime subject, you don't always like to hear when the Lifetime movie either. Yes, the husband is chasing her around with a knife. Yes, he's a monster. Yes, he's Rob Lowe, okay. No one wants to jump on Rob Lowe's side. But sometimes it's like,

Tori spelling it her worst, and you're not necessarily rooting for her either. You know what I mean? Yeah. You don't want to see her get knife to death, but you're definitely like, I could be watching a Hallmark Christmas movie. Yeah, I mean, I think that like,

yeah, exactly, I could be watching Beep Business for the 45th time. And the thing is that, I mean, Gina, I mean, I think that like yeah, exactly I could be watching Beep Business for the 45th time and the thing is that I mean Gina I mean, you know, it's it's tough because I don't know what happened in her life that she's drawn to this guy who obviously Walks all over her and then like when she has a moment of independence He can't deal with it and now try to tear it down again and try to exert power and like and apparently he's been He's been saying all this stuff like oh, we're just going to fall back into the way it used to be, et cetera, et cetera. You know, at the same time, what she winds up saying, talking about is that, um, he's been

gilting Gina about this whole divorce situation, making it seem like, you know, like she's the one destroying the family. When he's the one who cheated and he's the one who's not putting in the time and like, lived in like, you know you know you know up in like Oh, hi or wherever he was and then like when she she starts talking about how she is gonna be like you know she She wants to go to Palm Springs to go on a date with the sky that she likes But she doesn't know if she should tell Matt because He told her that he doesn't like he doesn't like it when she goes on dates with other people meanwhile

He cheated on her and then is still with the other woman. Yeah, and it is, it is, it is scary because she's like, you know, I don't want to make him feel angry because he runs hot, you know, he runs real hot. He's, he's got a temper and it's like, oh, geez, this is just not really happened. Yeah, this is just not cool. It's not going to watch. Now, all of that depression, you can't buy what you can't blame the victim. It's not like oh fucker for not bits more like one of those things We're just almost all right. I just want to shake her and be like don't you see what's happening here, but easier Yeah, yeah, no, it's not blame me the victim. It's just saying the victim is also annoying me

But you know Annoying right right the real victims here. Yeah, I'm conflicted is what I'm saying, just by being hindered when I shouldn't be annoyed. David? David. I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial, David? David? David.

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Oh, so- I had the driftwood kitchen with Shannon. Oh, driftwood. I know what that feels like after a- after a- 12-year relationship with David, I certainly know what it feels like to be cast aside and let the flow along into an ocean of despair. Ha! So, Shannon orders the skinny Marguerite with Petroon.

I just love when people order alcohol for lunch. And then they order like another one. And then they're like, I've got to go. My kids have a show. My kids are in the school play. It's like, yes, that is how to do it. People are like, oh, Ronnie's mom is here again. It's like, yeah, yeah, we practice those lines,

it's like heckling me from the fucking stage. I mean, do you want to watch Bye Bye, Birdie in the local Orange county production of you know Hi Nancy Hi Alan what's the story? Morning glory. What's the word hummingbird? Did you hear about Hugo and Kim? Yes, I do want to go watch fucking by birdie And kids what's wrong with kids? Kids like Anthem like we were perfect Kids! What's wrong with kids today? Just wanna laugh and see. Kids!

Bop! Like at the B-Like we were. Perfect to have a new way! What's the matter with kids today? Sorry I said I'm rush the stage. I'm just a little drunk right now. Huh? Why can't they take their drug test without complaining?

I love you, birdie. Oh yes I do. I love you, birdie Oh, yes, I do. I love you, Brady. This much is true. When I'm near you, I'm blue. Oh, David, I love you. Did I see the lyric wrong? Does it?

Does it? Um, what did the audience leave? David? David? Here, like Shambler, I thought I killed it on my library, but it turns out I was the one who was killed by the audience So Kelly comes in behind them. It's like Like yeah, but they don't laugh. They're like should we be a victim about this? Well, yes, it's good to see you Kelly

Oh fuck there is brain fluid coming out of my ears to see you Kelly. Oh fuck there is brain fluid coming out of my ears. Okay. He re-agravated my brain injury. I brain had just settled into its mush and you just shuck it out again and I cannot see. I cannot see. I just as my hand in front of my face. I do not know. Is it close? Is it far? Is it? Ah, just slasmic myself. No death perception. So Kelly's like, you look pretty shanning. Whoa. What happened to you? Look pretty. What do you know? So pretty. Where, you look pretty Shannon. Whoa, what happened to you? You look pretty.

What do you look so pretty? Where's Shannon look pretty? Hey, Lord, Shannon looks pretty. It's crazy. It's like, well, that is what being hungover looks like. And Kelly just stares at her. So Kelly's basically like, so I heard you were talking should about me.

For all we told me, why should you about me? Why should I be? Should I be? And by the way, keep in mind the entire purpose of this, this Kelly's basically like, so I heard you were talking shit about me. Bronwyn told me, why did she not tell me? Why did she not tell me? And by the way, keep in mind the entire purpose of this meeting was for the women to be like, Kelly, you can't be saying that shit about Vicky. Spoiler alert, the subject is never even, they don't even get to broach it, not now or not later, because things get to real so quickly.

So, Tam was like, first of all, I don't understand promise meditation, calling Kalei, bout to call Kalei. Well Tamra, because that's what happens when you come and you start turning everyone

against each other, you know? Of course Kalei, of course she's gonna call, what, why shouldn't she call Kalei? Why? Tamra, you always call everyone the moment something happens. Gina like Mr. Corte, you know? And it's like, like? Tebra, you always call everyone the moment something happens. Gina like missed her court day, you know, and it's like,

like every single thing, like cameras the biggest gossip and now she doesn't understand Bronwyn's motivation to tell Kelly, she's close with her friend. So Kelly's like, well, she's my friend, that's why she called me, you know, she's a Tuesday and he's better than a Monday, you don't really like it, but it's there. And you have to go through it and it's better than me and, you don't really like it, but it's there. And you have to go through it, and it's better than any other Monday.

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Well, in front of Brian's son. And then you went on your Instagram story and said you broke up. And then you left. And it was in front of his son. It was in front of his son. It was like, okay, she's standing there. And then you went on your Instagram story and said, you broke up and then you laughed. And it was in front of his son. It was in front of his son. It was like, okay, she's like,

she was a huge scene. And then Shannon is both trying to lie for Tamara at the same time as she's helping Tamara try to bring down everybody else. She's actively lying with Tamara. So. Exactly. And then we see a flashback, which again,

this was news to me because I hadn't seen last week's episode. And we see a flashback, which again, this was news to me because I hadn't seen last week's episode. And we see Bronwyn and she's like, same, same. I was like, this is not what Bronwyn said. Bronwyn is basically like, well, you know, Kelly and Brian, Brian showed her something and she was upset. And they just sort of stayed apart for the rest of the, the rest of the evening. And then they left, you know, I was like, wait, first of all, that's like not gossipy. It's just like, oh, this is what happened. And like, well, the reason she did it is because Tamra said, yeah, well, we had Kelly got an a bar fight with them. I was, I was, I was, I was dead. And

so Brom was like, no, no, no, no. And then she's like, yeah, they were fighting in front of the sun. And no, no, no, they start going off on all this shit. And Brom was like, no, no, no, no. I've been with Kelly when she got in a fight with him before and they both left and stopped fighting so they wouldn't be fighting in front of the sun that's basically what now top of that brahmins that at the next day everything was fine yes so not really talking trash right right so Kelly's defensive so she's like well Brian showed me a text and an appropriate time and I was like this is an appropriate and then we immediately left because we didn't want to fight in front of the kid and sounds like well she said that you fight in front of the kid so yeah and you murdered someone at the party so sorry bitch. So then so now they call up Brahman on speaker and Brahman's like so excited to get a phone call she's like hi hi hi hi and he's like why would you like, why would you bring the Bryant thing? Why would you bring that up? Why would you bring that up?

And Bromance like, I didn't bring it up. And Tamer's like, yeah. Before she can say Tamer brought it up, because that is who brought it up. Tamer's like, um, hi, it's Tamer. Hi, Tamer. Hi, Tamer. What is saying?

What is saying, Maya? Maya, what is saying, Maya? Yeah, and she's like, and Brahman's like, I 100% did not bring that up. I did not bring that up. And then we see a flashback of Shannon. Pretty much what you just said. Uh, Tamara just told us a story

that Kelly got into a bar break this weekend. And Emily's like, Yo, it's all a picture of them. Took it down. And then and Brahman's like, no, no, this is what has, it's literally what you just said. Yeah.

But the initiation was, if anything from from that clip the initiation was from Shannon But truly if we were to believe Shannon the initiation was in the car Which we also saw when Tabra told them in the car and she's telling Vicki Kelly's enemy. So it's like a camera It's just so so silly So the editors are just calling them out because every time they tell a lie, the editors show a clip, which totally contradicts them. So then Tamra knows that she's getting in trouble because Bronwyn was sticking up for herself.

So Bronwyn was flustered and she's like, oh, I said, you guys aren't getting along and I didn't bring it up. I mean, I just said that I've seen you fight before and she said, yes, she said, yes, she said, yes, you said it. So you're lying, you're lying, you're lying. And Bronwyn is going nuts because she's like, this is Dracula. So then Tamer starts doing that condescending thing like, take a breath. Take a breath. Take a breath. Take a breath. And Brahmin then Brahmin goes, I'm like, I'm like at home with my family. Okay, and I'm taking a phone call. Like, I'm not going to get steamrolled, okay, and I'm taking a phone call like I'm not gonna get steamrolled, okay?

I in fact I even wrote it on my chalkboard and said not gonna get steamrolled, but you apparently can't see it through the phone So that's too bad. Ways to chalk. And I'm just like yeah, you're not gonna steam rock as a trick as a trick as a trap that's a trick as a trap and So brahman's like yeah, I thought I was helping And so Bronwyn's like, yeah, I thought I was helping Telling a story that was way less terrible than this story They're trying to tell about Kelly getting into some bar fight or whatever. Yeah, so Kelly's like, well, I've never said everything bad about you to anyone Bronwyn

Yeah, but Kelly is totally falling for it exactly and one and by the way They also in the middle of all this they show another flashback of Bronwyn literally saying yeah Wasn't that big of a deal like it's like the most benign thing ever and time was like just hang up Just just not gonna tell you the truth. The last of last of the hang up hang up that hang up that so Kelly finally does and Bronwyn's you know trying to apologize on the other end of the line so they hang up. And Tamra's like, well, she has fun of shit. And when I started that table, it started with Broadway. Then it went to Emily. Then it went to Gina.

Then I went to Thaca. And I just sat there like this. And I walked away. So yeah, whatever. Tamra. Yeah, she sat there quietly. I'm sure she sat there quietly. If she was quiet, it's because she was doing her invisible strafez.

Yeah, she started everything and no one even said anything bad about it. And they had the opportunity too, because they were all gossiping, but yeah, Tim was started it and then it's like, I can't sit hand to sit people talk better that kind of. And then Witten called Kelly in Tatletail and they did it right in front of the bathroom.

Yeah, they couldn't even get into bathroom. Tail. And they did it right in front of the bathroom. Yeah. They couldn't even get into bathroom. They had those big fight conversation right in front of the man and woman stall. And a handicapped stall, you know, sign. So then, after they hang up, I'm wrong. I stand corrected. They do talk to Kelly about how she, the things that she said to me. Yeah.

And basically, Tamara's like, you know, we love you, but your delivery is off.ra's like, you know, we love you, but like, your delivery is off. It's like super off. And he's like, it was a joke. It was a joke. You ever told a joke before? It was a joke.

It was a joke. And Tamra said, yeah, it was a joke. That's true. It was a joke. Then why are you fucking repeat it and trying to get in your trouble? It's not exactly. So, Sam and it's like, well, I got mad about it.

Okay, I got mad. And he was like, I was being facetious. You don't think it's funny? It's absolutely assing on. It's assing on facetious. Well, I don't think that that should be joking about. If you're use death inappropriately It should be to try and solve the marriage and explain to David why he has hurt you so deeply And Kelly goes it's it's a celebration of life. It's a it's a plan words I want to just make somebody wants to be Vicki will be at our funeral. There's a celebration of life and words work We're play we're basically cocoa. Yeah, basically cocoa, okay. Remember me. Yeah So she goes she tells us Not even get my humor because you have to come be gone to smart to get What is it? What is it you get?

What is it? What is it you get? Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Sarkasm. Sarkasm! That's right! You gotta be smart! Queen of Sarkasm! Pfft! Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh- days once you are. So um so then Shannon there's still like this like boozy lunch there which is maybe a dinner also I can tell and so Shannon's like well Kelly dog even though I I appreciate that you celebrate life and good work play but I heard that you got into a fight with someone and maybe broke their hand ha well

she's yeah she's super mad at Tamra. So this is why she said that, because Tamra was like, well, we're gonna go in there, we're gonna let Kelly have it, right? So Shanna's ready to have this deep talk with Kelly. And now Tamra is all on Kelly's side already. She's like, well, you know what, whatever.

It was just talkass, I might get it. So Shanna's like, well, you were the one who told the story about how she got in a far bar fight and almost broke someone's hand. And Tamra's like, no, I the one who told the story about how she got in a far bar fight and almost broke some of her hands. And Tam was like, no, I said that in private and you repeated it. I told you I'm private in front of Dekka and cameras. That's it, you sold everybody else.

Yeah, I think he was like, you shut the fuck up. That's a fucking lawsuit waiting to happen. Why'd you even bring that up? Why'd you bring that up? And she was like, she brought it up. I didn't bring it up. She, I'm doing my windshield wipers, but if I could, I would have them both point towards Tamra, but I didn't bring it up. She I'm doing my windshield wipers But if I could I would have them both point towards camera, but I can't help it. Have my hands just cross

And time was like no, Shannon And then cut the clip of Tamra saying get in the car and Shannon's like just stop it Tamra So now they're fighting with each other because Tamra said they're both fucking liar Shannon and Tamra both lying right? Because now Tamra's like because it yeah because the clip shows Tam saying, so I saw Kelly yesterday and she got into a bop fight. So then Tamara go now Tamara's trying to change her to like, like I didn't tell anyone, but I told you that You're my best friend and you wrapped her tape, but you're the one who brought everyone. It's like yeah Well, you know that about Shannon and you told it to Shannon on purpose knowing that then Shannon would say it and your hands would be clean allegedly.

Yes and Kelly's like well Brian okay well here's what happened there's a girl in the bar the brine knows did she get in my face she did and she got my personal space and so I threw her hand away that's what happened that's it that's what happened. I got hit in the head with the microphone! Is there you have you fronting out of your mind and channels like, we are here, Kelly, we are here as your friends. Friends who undermine you behind your back and you confront them will then just tear each other apart. That's what makes their fun against me! I want the one against me! She starts doing that like the cry sob thing she does. And time is like, but I'm not against you! We love chains!

We just want the world to say the best co-cadixit whore friend that we know. And Kelly's like, oh man, no, I don't trust anymore! And this looks like, I've got to get to my friends, my kids play, they have a play today. Do you think I can get it to Keyleth ago? I didn't get really drunk before I see the seventh grade production of Ibsin. Thank you. So now we go over to Bronwyn and Emily paddle boarding. And they paddle board.

Emily looks great in her bathing suit, I think. She, like, I feel like there is like a certain segment of men who probably had huge boners watching her in that thing. So they're paddle boarding around in the water, which is about as thrilling as my description of it is. I know, I was just sitting here like, wow, he's gonna really try and make something out of that.

Can't wait to see how this goes. Yeah. Good luck, Ben. Good't wait to see how this goes. Yeah. Good luck, Ben. Good luck. I love you, buddy. The paddle round, Emily basically crashes into several small yachts, and then they come back to the beach.

The best part of that little scene was that the little ad on the bottom of the screen, did you see it? It said, they have trace amigas. We have three sums. Temptation Island. What the hell? So then, so basically when they sit down and get on the beach or whatever, Brawne win starts telling Emily about this whole crazy situation with how she got a phone call that was essentially like an ambush. And Emily was like, no, you were not talking shit.

You were trying to mitigate a situation, I remember it clearly. Yeah, and Bron was like, she said lawyers. So I'm gonna take her to lunch with everybody because people believe lawyers. I mean, they might not show up to the lunch, but you know, that's Gina. Everyone else should be there.

So, Shannon is with her kids. Well, she's with her kids. We'll choose with Sophie. Yes. And... I'm making broccoli cauliflower rice and making it in batches. So I can keep up my weight. So happy with this chocolate, please. All right.

It's just, it's so delicious and I have no temptations. Would you, Sophie, do you want any broccoli cauliflower rice? It tastes like cardboard, but it smells like a different brand of cardboard. What do you want, Sophie? You want some? It's delicious. She's like, no, I'm getting Mexican food. Fuck that. So all the kids come down and Shannon is talking about how Sophie can't stay alone. Shannon, since she has custody one week on one week off,

she's going to go out of town to visit babe to visit babe, which is the weirdest nickname for a lover ever for anybody who's seen babe. And for some reason, Sophie, why doesn't Sophie do the week on week off? Is it because of her school schedule? Like where she's probably where she goes to school or something? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But either way, so Shannon's going to take a week to go visit Babe. And then she also has like a drug test out. And the kids are like laughing like, oh my god, mom, I'm just seriously going to test us for drugs. She's like, no, this is your way out because this way, if someone tries to pressure you into having to doing the drugs, then you can say, well, my crazy and wonderful and good mother, mother, who does not pose nude on Instagram, is forcing me to do random drug tests, so I really can't afford to lose. So, huh, no drugs for me. The lady who smells

like cauliflower cardboard and broccoli is getting me a truck there now. So she's like, yeah, well I gotta watch you kids. And then we get a clip of them on the beach and Stella is practicing her modeling. And Shannon's like, listen, you're taking the truck test because you were the one who said that cocaine keeps you skinny. So if you are going to do this modeling thing and she goes I have to do cocaine no no no no no I did not say it be like Kelly Dodd I didn't say that I did not say that that was Mickey Gumbelson Mickey Gumbelson made me see that oh so Gina goes to the barber shop with her kids and it's just I mean really it's it's as depressing as the supercuts

Basically this scene so she's like it's really hard being to force me having kids This is crazy. This is hard and then she loses it with her kids because they're like running into the parking lot and You know she dresses some dancing that's very disappointing to me. You're very disappointing. You're in the animal. You're in the animal. You're in the animal. You're in the animal, which is why I got you this song that says, you're in the animal. So then we get like the episode starting all over again

for some reason. I don't know if this last one was supposed to be. Yeah, 40 minutes in. It's like, let's see a montage of what everyone's doing. Yeah. So Bronwyn is talking to Jacob and saying, God, when we found out you were a boy, we went to this restaurant and a baseball team came in and I started crying because I hate baseball. I'm with the assistant. Yeah, and then Tamra came in.

Tamra and Eddie like they went to Scott. They're they finally they're much higher. Scott's got the outfit. we just had this mountain. Yeah, and then we see like photos of them and there's like one where Eddie is like sitting with his legs sort of around a phallic cactus like. He's got a cactus bomber. Her.

So damn. Yeah, yeah, that's so damn. So then Kelly's playing taking Jolie to tennis class and Jolie who was so humbled by the feeding the homeless people that she's like, I can't wear these tennis shoes because these are for tennis, not for running. And so if I wear them, I'll get a heart and call because I put their $200. She's like, I don't care. I'm just repeating what the doctor said. So. So then Emily and God, and now we're just

uping the depressing quote. Yes, seriously. So Emily and Shane, they got a table for two for dinner, and they sit down, and Emily's like, are you excited to be out? Because you know, Mom and Dad are watching the kids at home, and it's really fun. And I'm really excited for this moment and she's like

Thinking thinking Yes, I am excited There was a part of me that felt like maybe that was edited to make it look like he interrupted her But I was like even if he didn't interrupt her. He still said that and it's still obnoxious Yeah, so if He's the worst. If anything, the Bravo did him a favor by at least making his jokes seem a little funnier. Yes, but then I hate to say it,

but I do kind of see where he's coming from sometimes. Oh, well, first of all, no, I don't yet. I don't yet. Later I do, because they're talking about therapy. And she's like, well, I think we should go to therapy like it's not working. It's just not working Shane and he's like I actually went to therapy You were the one who kept skipping it and saying you couldn't show up and you wouldn't put in any effort So if you want to go to therapy, why don't you go to therapy? No, it's stopping you

It's like yeah, it's been a complete asshole, but to hear that Emily just didn't show up to therapy and completely flaked on it. Like, how sorry am I supposed to feel for you? Well, I mean, I can also imagine Emily going to couples therapy with Shane and him just being a total dick and unresponsive and it's actually like a very painful and hurtful thing for her and that she'd rather just not go and like protect herself a little bit than deal with his asshole. Well, basically, that's what she did, because she said, you know, it's so going to therapy because like he wouldn't, he wouldn't stop and he wouldn't change. And so I just stopped going, well, first of all, you're going therapy to change Shane, which is not why you go to therapy.

It's not like you're taking your, God, here we go with a car being fixed. I don't go, I won't go to a shitty Gina broke down car. Okay. What else do you go get fixed? Anyway, you know what I mean? You can't just be like, let's go to couple's therapy so I can fix you. That's not really what couple's therapy is. I think in many ways, couples therapy worked because Emily started to learn that maybe what's best for her is to be away from Shane. So yeah, that's true. Good point. But it was, but so it opened when they get to this restaurant. Emily is like, you know, she made a lot of progress like when he showed up in Vegas and did like the bare minimum of like Arriving in our couple's weekend for like the final two hours some roses and like a jacket

He got from express men, you know, but it turns out that once we got home everything went back to the same I'm like really what a surprise I'm absolutely shocked. So then Shane, so she's trying not to eat carbs. So he's like, put the bread right here. Tempt her all night, lost smell the bread. Emily, smell, you wanted to share one piece. All right, here's what all order. Nyoki on bread. Do you have a nyoki? I am French fries and bread, just all of those things. Could you just bring all of those? And it wrapped in a tortilla, that would be great.

Yeah, and I'm gonna say, stop. You know, and of course she just keeps on like ordering all the things that she can't have. And admittedly, you know what, she's on her own journey and she can't expect chain to like change everything for her journey. But if you were like a nice guy or a nice husband, maybe he'd say, you know what,

this is hard for my wife. So I'm gonna support her by like not putting tempting things in front of her. And mocking her and then ordering multiple things just to be a dick. He's like, what a fucking little twerp, you know? It's the best way to put it. And I would say, I would actually think the best way to put it is more like

KING OF SNORKASM! So yeah, she's like, well I just don't know what to do because like for 10 years I've had a problem with how he talks to me Okay, I hate being a broken record, but you married a guy who treated you like shit And the guy still treats you like shit Can we stop acting like this is an M might shomalon twist at the end of something? Like this is not a twist, okay? This to yourselves and now you've put three children in the wake of this monster. So then she's, and then she's like,

you keep saying to me that I'm not nice. And she goes, so we can save the therapy money. And then, you know, you can just be nice. I'm like, I'm like, I'm really, I'm really holding it in. I'm really trying not to upgrade him from King of Snarkass. I'm, to the next year, but it's getting there. It's getting real close. Yeah, he's a monster. The end. Stop marrying monsters, ladies, okay?

Stop it. Well, but no, but then he's like, but here's the thing though, is that like, she's like, she's like, you know, I just like want the, she's like, I know of an anger problem, but one of the reasons why my anger comes out is because you speak to me in such a Condescending way and he goes well, if you think it's really worthwhile, no one stopping you from going, am I do not see what she just said? She basically saying you're condescending to me and your response was to be super condescending. sending. True, but you know, and I hate doing this, but at the same time, she's one who quit going to therapy and now she's doing it again where she's coming on camera to talk about what a terrible husband he is and not going to therapy.

And he's like, you're the one who quit therapy and now you're bringing me on to cry and look like a fucking victim again. Put the fuck lady. So again, the guy's a fucking idiot. You shouldn't have married him. But what are you doing, you know? Yeah, but I don't I don't I don't know. I feel like like she so like you know I'm giving her a pass for quitting the therapy and here's the reason why because he really is so awful and you know what like she is probably just like in an awful place and I just think that like she makes one transgression and then she's like just as bad as he is. No, she's like yes, she should've stayed in therapy and she should've worked at it rather than complain about it.

I want to go back to therapy, whatever. Yes, but he's still terrible and if you really care about his marriage and she's saying that she's ready to go back to therapy, then he should be like yes, I will do that. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm very uncomfortable being on Shane's side even a little bit, so I'm just going to roll with that. Okay. Well, here's what you should really be rolling with you should be rolling with the culinary delights That is that come from sea legs restaurant

Because that's where we go to now sea legs. It's a wine It's a sea legs wine bar, which we know is fancy because it says pinot noir on the windows Yeah, sea legs pinot noir. Yeah, what do they have in this wine bar? Do they have pinot noir? Oh, it's on the window Yeah, and doesn't getting your sea legs mean like oh now you don't feel seasick anymore It's not just means when you get your legs. There you know there's so many sea words that come out of this show So it's hard to know My knee gem See likes next Tuesday

When you want to go there, I don't know how about see likes next Tuesday Yeah, there's like a lot of Alicia talk Oh my friend Alicia and there's like hey girl good to see you talk like oh my friend Alicia and there's like hey girl good to see you oh My god, it's so good to see you You want just like you just want you want what you want to order something you want me bring out a bunch of food So Are going nuts probably like what is happening up there? What air raid siren is coming from that apartment? So

Let's see here. So Shanah comes in and she's a little uncomfortable because she's not with Tamara or Vicki You know, and she's always acts a little different when she's she doesn't have her backup crew So she's like He has fun shanning through the hot cock hit the bar! Yeah. Yeah, she's like doing like her big like going under a bridge on a little boat thing. Like her, she's got that big time like ducking, ducking and laughing. And she's like, you know what, I don't hunt man at a bar. I go to bar and I sit down and if someone's going to come up to me, then maybe we might have a relationship.

Okay, and fall in love, and then he can take me to a gastropub where they serve very sugary sauces, and then somehow I'm the one at fault! Ha! Well, I'm gonna tell you this, I will not be the man in a relationship! And this is like the second or third thing in this episode that's like dude does the pig patriarchy own this entire show like What is with like the the fucking everything's like gender like the man does this? I you can't play baseball because you're a boy you have to play baseball Jesus, where do you people live? Select 2020 almost come on, you know what actually the original name of the restaurant was called patriarchy legs, but I just didn't have quite the same name.

Thank God Alicia changed that. Yeah, so Brahman is talking about how she's a pleaser and she got herself in the trouble She's pleasing to a detriment. She's always talking about how she's a pleaser. It's like Brahman you have nine kids We know you like to please but So they start talking. And Kelly starts confronting Brown one about what she allegedly said. And before we even get too deep into the scene, I have to say this was one of the most rewarding scenes

for me ever. It's like, I've tried to remember what movie. It's like a movie or a show or something where everyone has different pieces of information. And you're waiting Forever for them all to like come together and exchange notes and they like the entire Series they never they never do they never change the notes Then finally the moment comes when they exchange their notes and then

Everyone realizes what's going on and I was like yes I was like breathing like heavily. I was like this is the most exciting exhilarating moment. I know, aren't Kelly here. And it gets so frustrating because they're so close to solving the mystery, but they just, they're just not asking the right question, especially Kelly. Kelly does it this entire episode,

where she, everyone keeps skipping the main piece of information, so nothing is ever solved. So yeah, so here we go. So Kelly's like, okay, Bronlyn, so yesterday, Tamer said that I got the, Tamer said that you said that I got into a fight in front of Brian's kid. And she goes, no, I'm at least like, no, she did not say that. She's, yeah, and then you said, you made it sound like I stayed in my party.

You know, like I just stayed there. And I'm always like, no, that's not what happened. And Shannon, who knows that she's about to get caught in some bullshit It's like no no no no no no no no no no one said that We what we said was we got the impression that you stayed cut to a clip of Shannon going well You know you want to argue with Brian and he pulled this kid out and you just stayed and left alone You know you just stayed in party and he left alone. I'm like, oh my god, here we go. Yeah, lie after lying, rambling. So Emily starts to clearly explain the entire situation.

She speaks in like a very like measured way. And amazingly, it actually works. And Kelly starts to understand she's like, oh, she's like, oh, see now I feel bad. I feel bad. I was being such a dwarf I should have come at her with love instead of you know calling her a Trashy or why only want to go to her funeral for I'm sorry. I'm sorry

Yes, and Bronwyn's like okay, let's just start from the beginning and then they skip it again because she's like Okay, I'm like tell her what happened. So I'm like like well the reason you came up as a topic Now what she should have said was because Tamra said that you got into a bar fight right Teller what happened. So Emily's like, well, the reason you came up as a topic. Now what she should have said was because Tamra said that you got into a bar fight, right? But she doesn't say that. She goes, you came up as a topic because you weren't there. And then the conversation came up. Are they doing okay? Kelly and Brian and then, and then, um, and Shannon's like, yeah, you're the one who said that. Emily, you were the one you said are there. There is a And Emily said I did say that because I had seen on Instagram a story where Kelly said they broke up and then it says a clip of Shannon going Well, Tamara told us she got in a bar fight this weekend, but it's still not coming out in the conversation

So it's still like that frustrating mystery time, right? Yeah But finally finally like like like Emily starts to say like no They thought there was a whole big bar fight and basically Bronwyn was saying no all that had like I've been with I was I saw them and it was like fine. That's essentially what Emily said. Yeah, I'm not verbatim Yeah, I'm pretty much and that's when Kelly's like oh Oh, I see you were trying to stand up for me And then Kelly's telling us like gosh, I really should have believe I really should have like not jumped to conclusions And I should have come to from and from a place of love instead of just like daggers out Right, this is tamar as pattern. She drops a bomb and it just walks away

And I was like oh my god, I think it's happening. And then guess what? The mother fucking brothel waiter comes over and tries to ruin the entire scene. Yes, yes, exactly. But so then Emily starts asking a question. She goes, Emily, she's like, so why did it come up that Bronwyn was talking shit at this thing? And so she's like, oh, well, I have a perfectly benign thing.

Everything, everything's fine, everything's fine. So basically, Kelly, Kelly came to us and she said, she said that we were talking to you. The Bronwyn called her to say that we were talking to you. Bronwyn, Bronwyn was. And Tamra said, no, it was Bronwyn who was talking to you the whole time. See, innocent, innocent. Innocent, complete the task. I got it. I got it at the bar. Browen was and Tamera Tamera said no it was brawling was talking shit the whole time see innocent innocent

Innocent complete the bar Shannon's that person in the mystery movie that you're thinking well Obviously she's not the killer because she's acting so guilty, right like she sips like she has her cup Her Shannon bulldoork up what you could see right now on crap and so on demand, which I have right here But she's she's sipping her cup like this Like looking up the side of her cup like She's basically at this point deciding whether or not she's gonna stand up for Tamra or hedger bats and whether or not she's gonna stand up for Tamra or head your bets and

Do like like sort of like jump ship. Yes, his girls or whatever She's a fucking accessory. That's why she's an accessory that BATCH Yeah, bester. Yeah, so here was here was like the smoking gun moment the moment We've been waiting for that we've been complaining about all season long is that Bronwyn finally drops the bomb and is like Well, you know when we're all sitting there, I talked about the train. It was Tamra who brought up the train, not thinking. Yeah. Dun, dun, dun.

I was like, first of all, it's like, I can't believe it took this long for that for for Bronwyn to say that. But like the moment she said that, Kelly's eyes bulged and like in that instant, Kelly understood exactly what was happening. She figured it all out. So she's like, yeah, Tamara said that. And I didn't know anybody well enough at the time to say anything, but now that I see how this is playing out,

and then we see the cliff of Tamara doing it. And then, Bram was like, all I was doing was trying to defend you. So Kelly's like, oh, so Tamara was the one trying to spread the train rumor. I had no idea. I thought it was Vicki Yeah, and then it's a now Kelly is starting to feel like she's like saying she's starting to feel sick to her stomach You know and then Emily's like yeah, and you know what when Gina got mad at me about that that blind date set up that whole situation

Tamro was the first person she talked to, and then it got to Shannon, and she's just sitting there like, Sipping. Uh-oh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh.

Huh. Because it's like a combination, now it's also like, Oh, this is a very hot Margarita. I'm just sipping it like very hot tea, right? Uh-oh, okay. But Shannon is also like, like, she's thinking about like, how is she going to defend herself when she gets dragged into it? How is she going to like separate herself from Tamra and on top of that being mindful

enough till here all the details so she can report back immediately to Tamra and not get and not have Tamra turn on her and blame everything on her because she has been complicit. So Tamra can easily turn this background on her which she will. Oh she will. Yeah, so Emily's like, you know So during that whole situation instead of trying to facilitate a positive outcome Tamra made the situation worse. I was like yep. Yep. Yep. I was like they're all getting it They're all getting it. Finally happening. Yes, and so she's just trying to she's just trying to stir up problems with people and like she has clean hands And Brahmins like yeah, she's just trying to stir up problems with people and act like she has clean hands and bruh I'm like, yeah, she likes to manipulate all of us. So we're fighting amongst ourselves and Shannon's just sipping away and

Kelly goes, oh yeah, I talked to her. She talks smack. Well guess what? You know, don't think for one second that lady has your back because she doesn't Shannon. You should see some of the fucked up shit She says about you. I mean, she just start yeah, I was like oh my god It's like all like we've been waiting all season for for people to realize what's going on And then they are is like this is really happening and Shannon's like how about me are you serious? Megadav me I'm Me

Me? Me? Me? Seriously? Ha! Are you serious Megan King yet? Like she had that Megan King Edmonds time in her voice. And so then the editors go one day earlier. Yeah, they don't even have to go into the archives.

They literally just go to yesterday and you see Shannon getting up from the table, like literally walking away and she's 10 feet away and Tamara immediately turns the Kelly and goes She wants me to come today and go after you and I just couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. She wants to get you So good is so good So then they show another clip of Kelly telling Tamara Shannon just wants to say that I'm wrong all the time, you know Should I say how obnoxious she is calling us a three in the morning wasted? And Tamara cuz you could see that because of such a trip. Why don't you do it? I don't you I Mean this was like 24 hours ago Shannon's like in the bathroom. I mean it's just like it's just so easy for the producers to pull the footage

Right, so then it comes back to the present and Shannon's still going are you serious? Negative are you saying? Sirius I see the present and Shannon still going, are you serious? Negative. Are you serious? Serious? Negative. Wow. Negative. David, negative.

Chandelier, salmon, cream cheese, ketchup on. Psychological debris, psychological debris. So Kelly's like, yeah, yeah, she says that. She says that you're kissing every guy at the bar. She's like, huh? And she called Tina last night.'re kissing every guy at the bar. She's like And she she called Tina last night. She said hey Gina. Why don't you and being Kelly room on the next trip? Yeah, she said that. Oh remember when that woman bonked you on the head Which is her is she talking about herself? Yeah, but we're right. No, but she yeah, she said

I wrote she said and when that woman bonked you on the head No, no, she didn't say that. I think she said she said remember when you remember with She said She said she told me that when I bonked you on the head There was nothing wrong with you and then there was like a text and there was like a gift or a video of that thing They're in viral I don't know a few months ago I'm the lady in the courtroom and bravo showed it again, which was great because it's so hilarious. And it's called woman fakes and a woman fakes an injury.

So Kelly drops all this. So you were gonna explain that. I didn't mean to interrupt. I was just adding it. It was fine. It was like that Tamer sent this video, which was sort of like, ha ha ha. Because this woman was sitting in a courtroom and a lady was passing by her with a folder. And very serious, you know, so videotape, it was caught in a courtroom video camera.

And so she walks faster with her folder. And she just kind of pops her on the back of the head with it really lightly. And the lady takes a big long pause and it goes, oh, it falls with the ground. It's like she's in it. It like, it's all about the ground. It was, it's such a funny plan. And Tamra wrote, oh my god, it's that Shannon L.A. like a laughing emoji.

So now they have like, it's like the unmasked Shannon. What do they call it? What do they call when it does that? Like I remember that happened to Taylor Swift, when Taylor Swift acted like she was so upset about Kanye West lyrics and then like And then they like showed footage of Kim Kardashian calling Taylor Swift saying like hey These are about the lyrics gonna be and tell us which is like yeah, that's great

That's great not bad. It's like Taylor on like Taylor revealed Yeah, I'm massive. Yeah, that's basically what happens with temper and it is so amazing But here's the thing okay I've watched enough I've why I played enough video games and I've watched enough superhero movies to know that this is only the first form of Tamra's villainy. People think they think that they got her, no, this is that moment when like Ganon and Zelda goes from being like some like powerful knight to like a five story high monster and that's what's gonna happen at a time right now. Oh, yeah.

It will not survive. Yeah, you know, I was reading. I think it was, I'm forgetting what show it was. It was, I think it was the guy who created Lost. I was reading some interview and they said, well, how did you approach season two? When you, when season one was already so mysterious and he said, you know, the biggest trick in writing a series that so long is, like, if there's zombies coming after people,

okay, they killed the zombies at the end of season two, but then you find out there are more, a lot more. That's like, that's like what's the camera. It's like, do you think you're gonna take that and tamar over this one innocent thing? This is tamar taking the season off being bored and letting you guys fight. This is not Tamra being Tamra's most disgusting self. And she will be back. You are just you are just watering the

Tamra plant. You are watered with the bitch. Don't know what you're messing with. Yeah. Okay. It's like, you know, no, no, like she like Tamra is like pretty much all powerful when it comes to villainy. And they don't they don't even know like there's really truly no villain like her. Because don't know. I don't know. They fall for it. They fall for it every single time. And then they pretend that Tamara pretends she's their friend.

And they always fall for it. And then they start telling her things. And then Tamara gets a dossier of all the shit that they've told her. And then she just starts ruining their lives. Ticking it off one by one. And she has a loyal soldier in Shannon, who she can easily manipulate. And Shannon once manipulated, she Shannon just wanted to do something. ruining their lives, taking it off one by one. And she has a loyal soldier in Shannon, who she can easily manipulate.

And Shannon, once manipulated, she, Shannon just like breeds chaos. And then everyone gets distracted from like really the whole situation, which is what's been happening. But for the moment, they've like pulled the wool off of Shannon's eyes, because don't forget that Shannon hated Tamer her first season.

There were enemies, okay? Do not forget that. So, Tamer would have had her committed to a literal mental asylum. I do remember that. Oh my god. Well, like she, her and Heather do, bro, we're like, oh my god, she might need help. Should we call somebody? Look at her. She's really losing it. Yeah, exactly. Shannon, who, the reason why, uh, why Shannon hated Tamra was because Tamra went around and told everyone about issues with David. So there you go.

So Shannon, so be the way the women are now like unmasking Tamra for Shannon. And at first I thought Shannon was just not going to hear any of it, but they know exactly how to win over Shannon at least temporarily. They're like, yeah, they're saying that you're getting wait she's saying you're getting wait she's like now she's saying I'm getting wait David I told her I was gaining weight so how would Kelly know that it's like that's how you finally get Shannon it's just by bringing up weight and she's like oh I'm on their side now I dare she I'm Romans like this is your best friend right this is your best friend and you talk every day and she's like yeah well you know it 12 times a day yes I'm on their side now, out there she. I'm Romans like, this is your best friend,

right, this is your best friend, and you talk every day and she's like, well, you know, 12 times a day, yes. I'm like 12 times a day. Yeah, God. So she's like, well, God, I know this hurts, especially after last year, we went to hell and back. And then we get a clip of the reunion of Tamara

telling her she's exhausting as a human being basically. And then she's like, well, I guess I don't trust her anymore. And Kelly's like, she's too face. She's too face. Don't tell her right to build her faces. And then Shannon goes in the most hilarious miniature emotional journey. She's like, I don't know if I can keep it in. I want to cry. I want to cry right now. I would like to cry. What I'm feeling inside me is tears. I would like to come down my cheeks. I, but I'm going to keep them in. I, I am going to talk to Tamara and find out what happens. And she's like, I think, I was like, what are you going to do?

You're going to talk to Tamara and you talk to her last year. And kind of like, the shadow in storms, the door a year ago would have been in tears, but I'm holding the back and I'm not gonna cry I'm like good for you, Shadow and you didn't you will back eight year and by the way you did cry Yeah, you literally were crying during this sentence, but okay So Emily is like finally right so Emily's like, oh well, where do we go from here? Because now they have this huge deep thing and they're all excited that they have somebody to fight with who deserves it. You know? So Emily's like, it's not going to stop.

It's just who she is. But this is going to be fun to watch. Yep, it will. And that is the end of that. Yeah. This is not going to end well. Tamers can do one of three things. She's going to just run away like she did

when they went to Bali that one time, when she ran away. Yeah, she's gonna run away. You'll never see the gun patch. She will pretend to be having a breakdown like an Ireland, or she will just consolidate her power and just obliterate Kelly with just like her evilness.

Yeah. Well, we see in the previews that she's just going to straight up blame Shannon, which is hilarious. Oh, that's all because you see when you see how she's working the whole season, when she's getting Shannon to say things, she's getting everybody to say things that she can say, well, Shannon's the one who said this. And you think about Tamer, she doesn't write in front of their face.

You know, she was doing that at that lunch with Shannon, or she's just throwing Shannon under the bus. And then Shannon tries to throw Tamer right back under the bus, but girl, no, she got you. Because Tamer can lie and not feel guilty about it, where you can't. You're sipping your drink all crazy, and like, she's, Shannon will start losing her shit.

And like you said, breed chaos, you know, just lose. And you know what, actually, and if all else fails, she'll just pin it all on Vicki. Not even a cast member, easy mark. So that was it for Orange County. I loved it. I thought it was so good. I was thoroughly entertained.

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