Watch What Crappens - RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

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What's going on? Nothing I'm so excited to talk about Dallas with you! Dallas! Before we... No, I will announce it. You announce it. Guys, we have tickets on sale for our live show. We're gonna be doing What What Crappens Live on the internet. We're doing that for the first episode of the season,

of Real Housewives of New York City. We are super, super excited. If you wanna get tickets for that Just go to watch what crappens.com Okay, that's where those tickets are that ticket link is you can find that That date is sorry, man. I was I said I was gonna do it, but I don't remember anything. Okay, it may six Yes, the same day or the same week is real Housewives in York Yes, the same days, or the same week as Real Housewives in New York. Guy.

Yeah. So come join us for that. We are also going to be doing a joint event this weekend on Instagram live. Then is doing a Peloton ride with all of you healthy Crappens listeners. Follow the hashtag. Watch what Crappens. Yeah. Hashtag watch what Crappens.

Pretty sure. Yeah, hashtag watch what happens pretty straight forward. A peloton pedal on do that and The people who you know would normally spend that hour wishing that you were dead We'll be making waffles with me on Instagram, okay? So we're gonna do that and kind of mock you guys while you're under Peloton This is a real thing that we're doing a waffle peloton's live look at this is like it's not a joke it started off as a joke but now we're actually having a waffle I might actually get a waffle a waffle iron because this I mean well you don't even need to you

know you can also for those of you who don't have waffle or irons but still want to join in waffles are the same as pancakes okay the only difference is the waffle iron so those of you who don't want waffles can just make pancakes. Okay. Well, I think Dom had suggested that he wouldn't be mad if I got a waffle iron. And I think I turned it down. I was like, yeah, but you know, it's just their,

like, single use thing. It just feels like it takes up space. But now that I know it's a single use thing that we could do together, I don't know. But I think for, I'm having it. Because it's a single use thing that we could do together, I don't know. But I think for, I think I'm having it. Because it is a single use thing and I frankly don't really have any more room for stuff. And so I'm leaving mine in the laundry room,

but I pass it every morning and I just want to waffle all the time. And then we talked about waffles earlier because we recorded earlier and announced this event. And of course I made waffles. I was like, I have to practice. So it's dangerous to have that shit in the house. It really is.

But I just want to make waffles every day. So back in college, at one of the eating areas, they actually had a little waffle iron and you could buy a batter. And so I would do that, pour it on and I would like, I would bake myself a fresh homemade waffle every single day. And it was glorious. And you like, so you rotate it, does your waffle iron, do you have to rotate it like good way through? Yeah. Which is fun, that's a fun part of it. And it's always amazing that it works.

Like you open it up, it's like, it's a waffle. I'm always impressed. Yeah, I'm always impressed. So for those of you who don't know how to make a waffle, don't worry, I'm gonna show you, okay? Because I've been practicing waffles quite a bit. So that is Saturday, it is 11 a.m. No, it is one, it is 1 p.m. Pacific time, which is. No, it is one. Yeah, it is one PM Pacific time, which is no 11 a.m. 11 the ride is at 11 a.m. Pacific time

which is 11 a.m. Your time 1 p.m. Central time 2 p.m. Eastern time and might as well just say noon for mountain time. I mean, well, that's not as long as we're doing three it for those of you in Paraguay You're just gonna have to look that shit up. okay, because my brain is about to pop off. If you're in Hawaii, you just have to, you figure it out from there. Yeah. You gotta look that shit up on the Google, okay, because we can't help you.

Yeah, we're gonna try to, and we're gonna, and we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna try to crisscross, by the way, because I don't know how I'm gonna do it, because I don't really have any, I'm gonna see if I can latch some sort of like phone holder onto my Peloton's that way. I could, you know, chime in.

The thing costs as much as a child. Okay, they should have somewhere for you to put your phone. Listen, I'm very resentful of the Peloton. They actually don't, and it's like really upsetting because they have like these two, they have these two things that can hold water bottles, and so I just have to rest my phone in there. But like, I think they just want want to be focused on their product.

And which I get, I mean, they are a service, but yeah, I guess I'll just have to reach down and actually manually hold my phone. I guess I just have to do that with my hand. That's right, it's called working out. Okay, so you're gonna have to figure that out. It's a physical challenge. Okay. I don't want to do any extra work while I'm on a pallet on. That's it. That's extra work. Your event is your event is already so much more fun than my event. Like, you know, we're making waffles. Okay, but you guys will look hotter. Like your

side of the event will look better. And my side of the event won't give us shit. Okay. We The way there there is actually some some not important information, but useful information which is that we're taking an Emma love well 30 minute ride. It's a 90s pop ride that kicks off with John Sacada. So like if John Sacada was the selling point, I'm really looking forward to Emma singing along about three or four times over the course of the ride in sort of a flat tone. So I think that's something that we can all join. She that's what she does. She's she's actually very rigorous and I feel like I want to die every time I'm taking one of her classes. And like at random moments she'll just be like, I'm going to sing a song and I'm not gonna hit any of the notes. And then I'm gonna tell you about my brother, you know? So it's gonna be fun.

Well listen, when you take a ride with John Serupcada, I'll care, okay? And until then, I'll work out. I'll check that joke. You know, you can't turn John Serupcada into a pun about Waffles. He is not waffle punnable, okay?

John, like, John Serupcadanable. Okay. John, like, John Serpcada? No. I stand by it. Okay, person. Okay, but today speaking of people who only want you to focus on their product, obviously that's not us. Yeah, well, we actually have like tickets to sell, but we spent five minutes talking about

waffles and peloton. Yeah, but um, yeah, come to that That'll be super fun that Saturday. Okay, so here we are with real housewives of families You know, I just spent the whole week wondering can carry Get more of notches. Yeah carry be more of a detestable person. Guess what? The answer is yes This week congratulations more of a detestable person. Guess what? The answer is yes. She's even closer this week. Congratulations. Yeah.

The other thing, by the way, Kerry was a little bit in the news this week. She tested positive for COVID-19. And she tested positive, I guess, upon arriving in New York. This may have happened last week. But she tested positive upon arriving in New York for the reunion. and she was sitting next to Brandi

on the airplane, so both of them have to zoom in or had to zoom in to the reunion, and people were really mad at Carrie online, because they're like, you have a major televised event coming up, and for two weeks, you just couldn't stay indoors, what is wrong with you, which is kind of funny. I mean, who knows how she got it, right? But, you know, of course, I was a big controversy was that she was sitting next to Brandy who had her baby. She had her new baby

next door. Well, she couldn't have known that. Trying to murder her baby. Okay. I mean, you know, get your newborn off the plane just because, you know, I don't like a newborn on a plane. And also in the news, Brandi's baby had a little tiny bottle of beer, which was also really sweet. Yeah. With all the, has Brandi been drinking while she was pregnant, all of that controversy going on during this season, it was nice to see that the baby already has a very good tolerance. So I'm not making any accusations. I'm just saying cheers, baby. Cheers. I heard actually that the baby has already yelled at Deandra for putting out her in page

six. Him. So, oh, something else that happened in Dallas this weekend. Who knew this was going to be so yeah We should have and decide from the TV show that we're never gonna talk about what happened Something else that happened in the world of real house was Dallas in Speaking of someone who just can't be hated enough. It's like okay Here's your ears just chill and just be nice to everybody you see Here's your ears just chill and just be nice to everybody you see Please just try and get on people's good side, okay? Leanne lock in but no she she just can't help herself

So she did a Instagram live or somebody did an Instagram live and it's like a weird Below the face face close up thing of Leanne you know when you're holding your you know how your mom holds the face time like too low And you're like mother it was like one of those and Leanne goes I went to mr. Mr. This weekend and it sucked It tasted like a Oh And her friends like oh girl and he starts cracking up so mr. Mr You know how we were at? This is what I saw. This is what I saw.

We were asking about Stephanie's gay tray, gay tray. And where he's been, well he opened his own bar, you know, which is really cool like a gay bar or whatever. And so, see, I guess, I don't know what led up to this, but she made an nasty video about his bar. Yeah, and so I saw this response, which is this guy, this guy took a picture of himself and and the caption starts like, dear Miss Lockett, and so already I'm like, what happened? And then it's like two paragraphs of like this.

I put all my money together and this is an establishment and I'm take pride in not knowing that. I'm a 23 year old LGBT mom, how dare you? Who's very like, listen, you know, you say that you support the LGBT community and this is the LGBT community and I'm not some housewife on TV, I'm a real person and you're trying to hurt my business. I helped the homeless on the holidays, and I, you know, it was like a very grand monologue,

but girl, I mean, he earned it. He earned it. Yeah, I'm really sad. I didn't see the original video so I could like really weigh in because I have to say, you know, restaurant tours who get really sanctimonious. Also, don't fare so well with me, you know, restaurant tours who get really sanctimonious. Also, don't fare so well with me, you know.

So I really, you know, you know, I just wish I knew all the, I wish I had the video so I could really weigh in with the nationals. I literally did. I almost did the video word for word. That I can vouch for because I was cracking up. Cause you know when people freak out on the internet, sometimes I think, okay, you know, you go see what they're mad about and it's nothing. It's like,

why is everybody so mad? You know? And I kind of went into that with this. I was like, what could she have possibly done that was this bad? Was it bad? Was it really bad? Was it just really mean? It sucks. You know, she's got a million followers or whatever. And he's just saying, you know, I'm teasing him, but he's saying like, come on. Like I'm a really young guy who put my money and is working his ass off during all of this shit that's happening in the world and trying to feed people.

And you're trying to drag my ass down. And it was actually fairly classy, but it was very dramatic. Yeah. It was a good old Dallas, Dallas spat. So, well, we hope that that, we do applaud that, that bar and restaurant for staying open during this time, and, you know, we don't want, we don't want it to close down. A little trace of cute.

Yeah, we don't want, we don't want, just because Leanne had a bad experience, you know, but also, like, that's also giving Leanne a lot of credit that she's about to like, that she can like, you know, dismantle your restaurant with her IG live. That was right. It was, it was really shitty of her, but it was also really cool of her because, I mean, I'm going to Mr. Mr. Now. Now I know what Mr. Mr. is. Yeah.

Well, no, I mean, that's what I mean, that's also. And that's now going to be a tourist place in Dallas for all of the TV, you know, show watchers. Part of it is, too. Like, you know, you do that whole big thing, but it also draws a lot of attention. Like, what is this bar and restaurant, you know? It's like when that pizza place in Chicago got mad at Emily and Paris and like issued a statement to like every major publication about, like, how could this TV show make fun of our pizza place? We are legendary.

I'm like, are you really mad about Emily and Paris? But I know this is different. This is a different situation. Yeah. The point is this, congratulations on your new publicity and you will do great now. It's great. Next up we're in Dallas.

We'll stop by and we will, we will set the record straight ironically. Anyway, yeah. So now we have like a fictitious war between Mr. Mr. and Leanne. And she knows. I know the boys who done it. Roundup. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So real housewives of Dallas, the episode opens up with

Karean Stephanie still crying each other's arms. Mainly Carrie crying because she feels so bad that she's ruined Stephanie's trip. She's like, I feel so bad. Yo, I just want you to be a host and I feel bad that I made you cry and I don't know, I'm just thinking how could I make this even worse? I don't know, give me about a few hours. I'll sit on it. I'm just doing that thing.

What is going to cry like this? It's like a really old car that has never met WD-14 in its life trying to make you down the road for one last lap around the block. Yeah. So Jesus Christ, have a loss ends. Yeah, so there's like thunder, but now it's time, everything's fine. The barbecue guys are there And now it's time to get involved in the quote unquote redneck really race and so they split into teams

We got Carrie Deandra and Stephanie on one team and the other girls on the other team and then Tiffany's like Wait a second like should we even be using the word redneck because that that not be culturally appropriate. And Cameron goes, we should not, we should not. I mean, are we gonna offend somebody? It's definitely like, I'm a redneck, so I'm allowed to say it. And Cameron goes, so we can say it. Is it like, we're close to a redneck? So we can say it.

Like, how does that work? I just don't wanna offend offend any real rubnux Yeah And this is why you okay do you remember in that real house? So I was at Beverly Hills when the Vanderpump rules staff came over to Kyle's house to cater a party and Kyle went up to Stasi and she goes okay you guys Leave it like you found it right and she has wet. She goes you leave it like you found it right and she has what she has you leave it like you found it which is like a catering term for you clean my fucking kitchen when you leave right yeah and everyone

was like oh such a bitch this is why you have to be like that because these fuckers just left a dead pig out on the table they're like bye we're done catering bye yeah well they're probably like you know COVID regulations so Okay, enjoy that car. Kiss by Okay, so Stephanie's like well Tiffany says yeah, I part redneck was like a derogatory term and Stephanie's like well You know redneck just means like backwards. We're like maybe you don't have the best things But like you saw fun doing things like you know, I'm not like a man or a slydy. I'm like, oh, red deck. Meh. I love her next.

So, so now they're like, they're splitting into their teams. One team is Jim Bob's Babes. That's definitely a team is Jim Bob's Babes. And the end was like, you know what? When you're a redneck, you always need to have mother. You need to have a two-name moniker, like mother-mother. Or something like L22. Oh is that two names? So it's three it's a letter into two numbers. I guess I don't know

Yeah, you got to have a lot of names like stepbrother. I got your button. Self-care or Callaway Simmons And camera it's like our team is a pink power dream. How dream house ladies with really good shoes and pretty hair So yeah, so out the window there is like so now the there's just the big pig is out there and And Cameron's like the reason why there's thunder right now is because someone Thunder right now is because someone more a pig. And by the way, note that we hear absolutely nothing from Carey about the giant pig garkas out on the porch. Like not a single word.

It's like something 10 times more visceral than Charles's story of going out and finding a turkey one day. Yeah, this is like pig guts everywhere. But she doesn't have a problem with eating meat. We find out in this episode. She just has her problem with hunting so Slaughtering is fine hunting is bad Mass like farm slaughters are okay, but hunting is bad

so Carrier's like, oh my look my the only one that's going to look like I'm going to war She's got like big blood all over her face No, she's putting like make up on her face and Cameron's like okay now we do stretches Band and snop band and snop and dandruff is just annoyed You're like what are you out doing you pink idiots? Hey, it's too late Monica Hey, then Cameron like she's doing a stretch and she just sets that she turns the stove on in the process

Which is like so Cameron is like I mean later on she gets bit by a scorpion Like she's kind of a mess. So then In walks Charles of all oh no, he does not walk. Okay. This is how Charles arrives Like Jesus Christ are we under arrest? Why who knocks like that? Someone who's trying to get away from Bigfoot. Someone who's like Bigfoot. I Saw the turkey and guess what I saw Bigfoot too. They're I think they might be in a relationship because every time I see that Big Turkey

I see Bigfoot. So um so Charles he's back and here's a Oh Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna trap her ass. Cause like if she's not gonna go to him, then I'm bringing him to her. So then we see a clip because it's really important to know just how Charles got here. We gonna flash back those stuff and he going,

um, hi, we want you to like come to dinner, okay? Yeah, and he's like, he's like, I don't know if it was something I had done that made her mad and Kim goes No No, she's like has a lot of emphatic nose this episode so so Kerry goes up to apologize to him and this is what she does This is the lady who's always talking about Apologizing and owning up to shit, right? So she goes, uh, hi, hi.

Uh, I know you remember me from yesterday, which is like the stupidest thing to say. I know you remember me from yesterday. It's been like less than 12 hours. Uh, I know you've been, know me from yesterday. My name's Carrie. I'm on the real house with a dios. Um, I have a place in Korea that has a whole staff. It's just sort of like a better place.

Anyway, first I just want to say, you know, I'm sorry for, you know, saying things about your P.P., which we all know is small, but it didn't yet not need to be set out loud. And I just felt very judged by you when you were angry at me after I called you, your P.P. small. So, you know, I accept your apology, thank you. Yeah, she's like, you know, but I was hurt and I was judged by you When you would wouldn't give me the sword and he's like the machete the machete. I like animals and I don't want them to be killed She eats them. Yeah, I do eat them. That's true. I do eat them

That is not out of a apologize It was like such a terrible apologies stuff. He's like, okay, I'm gonna teach you something. When you apologize to someone, you don't say, but or make excuses. So like, first, as someone were to say, I apologize for throwing you into the pool inside the foyer, you don't say, but you're a woman and you deserve it.

You just say, you just end it right there. That's all. Okay, well, I'd like to try this again. I'm very sorry to type such Stephanie. He's like, okay, Will, I guess I'm sorry too. As Stephanie's like, I don't know what kind of hypnotism that was, but like, he owed her no apology. Yeah. He just doesn't like awkward situations, you know. So apparently he doesn't like confrontation, which is why he's always run away from big foot not like a real man so So now it's time for relay rate now it's time to relay race and Charles is gonna be the ref of this whole thing and

It's games from church camp Yeah, games in girth camp, but this your church camp experience Ronnie these games are so is cleaner We had a lot cleaner church camp games They had like that base but this one had like baseballs and stockings that like testicles and then like sticking plungers and toilet paper things It looks like full on like sex and then a tug of war which wasn't wasn't that sexual but maybe as metaphorical comment on The sexes? Perhaps, but probably not. It ends in foam.

It ends in foam. Yeah. Cameras like everyone crop your balls. Ho ho ho. And that's pretty much, that's pretty much it. So they all play these redneck games and they have to like hit shaving cream across the ground with testicles that like hang down from, well, you know, like their dick or whatever. And so they have to do that.

And Carrie of course is like, Oh, it's very sexual because the whole toilet paper rolls between your legs. You have that very strong muscles underneath your vagina. It's like thanks for illustrating that, Carrie. We had no idea it was sexual. We just thought it was just like a presentation of physics. Thank you. Thank you for eliminating that to us.

And then Cameron, so they're supposed to do the ball, the testicle thing first, and then the plunger and the toilet paper. And then after that, they have to get onto each side of the rope to do the tug of war. And so after the first two things are done, Cameron just runs up because there's a pit of foam and like shaving cream in the middle.

Because like if you lose, you get dragged into this pit. And Cameron just runs up and just dives into a pit of foam and like shaving cream in the middle because like if you lose, you get dragged into this pit. And camera just runs up and just dives into the pit of foam. And everyone's like, what are you doing? And she goes, they're like, we're not supposed to do that. She goes, yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I just, I wasn't paying attention to the directions. She thought I was like, that's like the grand finale. You're just supposed to slide through that and it's over.

Yeah. And Tiffany's like, if there's anything I don't mind coming in last four, it's using this low hanging testicle to hit shaving cream across the floor. So. Yeah. Her mom is somewhere watching me like, I would have done it. Thanks mom. Her mom is at home like closing all the shades and just bowing her head and shame

Just making the dumplings with the ball in the stockings like I can really do anything with it It's just takes a little bit of practice Tiffany. Maybe that's all you need So then they did tug of war so the carriers team wins and she wins pretty much just how you think Carrie would win. Oh, we won! Oh, who's the losers? You're the losers! Hey, ding dong! I'm here for the losers! It's you!

I lose us! Stupid! We get the prize! We get the prize! We get the prize! We get the prize! Loser, loser, loser, prize for me and loser for you! Oh!

It's like exactly how you'd expect for the win anything like she wins She gets like a she gets like the last free sample at Costco. I got the last one I got the last one Oh, you're a school that's a flat tire. Sorry, I guess that's because I kicked it So now it's time to eat and this big pig is just God bless it just dead on the table there and and uh camera is like I really love Charlotte sweat. Yeah that's what she's reflecting on and then carries like this is the best corner in the cob I've had in my life.

I'm like that does not make you a good guest, Carrie. You're still being obnoxious as hell. So then there's like thunder and Charles is like round two because I guess there was thunder earlier. And Brandy has like, step away from the table. And I'm personally thinking, okay, this is the part of the season where Brandy suddenly start finally realizes she's pregnant

because she hasn't realized it yet. But no, it's just Brandy getting into a big-foot costume Which I'm shocked we did not anticipate Yeah, and so dandra gets Charlie she's stuck there with Charlie so she like hey Charlie Have you ever talked to anyone else who saw big foot? He's like, yeah, sure. Hey, well Have you asked them how can nobody sees it man? How come it's just YouTube who saw it? Hmm, and is Bigfoot basically like a will okay? Tell me this there's two big feet and daddy Bigfoot dies which big foot gets

Here's here's my question that a big foot dies. Do you put a will and Bigfoot's bed? Just what just wondering Charles? just wondering It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares of our freshly-honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brownleur, we will be your resident not-so-expert-experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that

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So Stephanie and Randy are come out in their wacky costumes to prank cam back because Cam thinks she's so funny with her Texas chainsaw and ask her prank. We are gonna get her So then we get a clip of them planning it which I don't know what's up with this episode and all the clips of things that we don't need to see. Like, you know what we should do? We should, like, you remember me and Cam did like that prank on us? We should, like, we should, like, prank her and, like, put on costumes. Yeah. I'm just putting on costumes. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, thanks for really flushing out the backstory on this terrible prank.

That should have been done the night before when they were actually in the woods where Bigfoot was. So, um, so, but actually in the woods where Bigfoot was. But they come in dressed as Bigfoot and Tiffany actually goes running, which is shocking because it's the most blatantly. Not even tall big feet. These are like Stephanie and Brandy's size. So they're just like, they're not big feet. They're just like, five or four feet. So Tiffany is terrified, but Cameron's of course not perturbed. She just sitting there eating her corn corn the cob and she's like I knew 100% That wasn't that that wasn't the big the real big foot. I'm like really what gave it away the fact that like

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Seriously. So the rain is just pouring down, and now it's three hours later, and we're in producer cam. No, not me, I'm not the producer, no, producer camera. Oh. So, isn't it always producer cam? Oh, it's TV show.

Yeah, that's true. That is true. So, it's like they're all having fun and they're galvanting around and Tiffany found some like stink bombs at the gas station and she's gonna play a prank. Now, this is my least favorite kind of prank because it always makes me think of that like one trip on Shaza Sunset where Resa basically stank everyone off the bus. He's like, everyone look, look, I have a first man. This is hilarious.

I was like, this is vile. Like, never do this prank on me. Oh, and they put like liquid poop all over the toilet member like they spread it all over the house. Yeah. Also Tiffany really doesn't have a good track record with pranks on this show. So I was worried. Yeah, her pranking is like not great.

I was like, okay, like this is not gonna be a great prank, but like whatever, we'll see it through. Like I like Tiffany, so I'll support her in like connecting with fun things in life. Yeah, everyone gets really mad at her prank. So I was like, don't do it. Whether you're gonna learn your lesson. This is you're not, this is you're just not a pranker. Like there's some gets really mad at her pranks. So I was like, don't do it. And whether you're gonna learn your lesson, this is you're not, this is you're just not a pranker.

Like there's some people who are good at pranks, some people aren't and like it's just not your ministry. Like your ministry is like, is, is, is, you know, keeping people alive during surgery. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so she's like, I'm so proud of you.

So we're gonna pretend like we're gonna go talk to them in their rooms, but then we're gonna deposit fart bombs. So they do and then cares like, oh my god, don't do that. I hate like fart smells. I hate them. You know, you love fart smells? Literally nobody.

No one. Yeah, I know. I was like, this is, this is, again, not another bombshell. I was surprised that she didn't launch into a, well, growing up, my mother was an alcoholic, and she would fart all over the place. I was like, why have you not told us about your alcoholic mother yet? So she's so mad.

And so she's like, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Come over here. Come on, go out in my bed. It's horrible. it's so disgusting. I'm not gonna be able to sleep at all tonight. It smells like fart. I'm like, it is very, I agree.

It is very, very obnoxious. But I also feel like, put on a fan, open some windows and just give it 25 minutes, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm not in support of this prank whatsoever. Like, I'm on the record. I don't like this prank. I do not like it. Yeah, I mean, I'm not in support of this prank whatsoever. Like, I'm on the record. I don't like this prank. I do not like it. Yeah, but Carrie, you know, Carrie reacts

by like starting everybody on fire. He's like, oh, you know what? You know what? Do you know what the hell I'm gonna get her back? I'm going to start her hair on fire, and then I'm going to get the lighter food, and I'm gonna spray her body with it. Oh!

Well, this gets back to my theory from last week, which is that Carrie is the friend who breaks your toys, because what does she do? She goes to the fridge, she takes some, it looks like juice, but I guess it's like juice and salsa, and she literally just like pours juice and salsa on their bed, which is actually bonkers considering this is like an Airbnb, it's like actually disrespectful to people on this place. It's actually, it's like too far, and it's an exact example of that behavior.

Like, it's like that mentality that causes her to break your toys when you're a kid. It's like, I'm gonna do something crazy. It's like, why don't you think of the consequences? That was my he-man toy, Carrie, for my past. Yeah, it's really gross. And salsa doesn't come out of anything. I mean, you might as well just go eat

water burger in their room Because that shit is never coming out. They will smell that for 20 years, you know, so Cameron's like um she grows the line if it was Churios I mean we could like pick up Churios and be like, oh, that's funny, but this is funtled us on It's fun to listen It's fun to listen. She's actually not wrong though. That's the thing. It's just fun to hear her say it's fun to listen So Cameron Cameron is now furious and she just goes up to Karen She's you put salsa over both or beds, okay? It goes I almost threw up. She's no go put on new sheets on there because this is insane. This is insane right now Madison

And she's like oh she starts on tomato juice for the big deal new sheets on there because this is insane. This is insane right now, Madison. And she's like, oh, she's such a tomatoes, you're supposed to be dealing. And Stephanie's like literally girl, that's going to be under a stuff. Gural literally. So, um, basically they're all pissed and Sandra goes, you know, I noticed that when Carrie drinks, she has no sense of boundaries. Really? Well, welcome to the show. And Tandercas, you know, I noticed that when Carrie drinks, she has no sense of boundaries. Uh, really? Well, welcome to the show.

Okay. Welcome to being on Bravo. And she's like, she's like, it's like all the fun just completely dissipates. It's like someone takes, someone takes a pin and pops the balloon or takes the wheel and rips it up and leaves a new one on your bed. She just runs all the fun. So Cam is like yelling at Carrie and she's also taking video of the sheets while she's yelling at Carrie I will use this in a court of law

so She's like that. That's it. I'm going to a hotel and Basically, okay fine I'm sorry, I missed that for the upset so she tells us the next day, of course, it's getting old. This is like a heavenly apology, but without any of the entertainment value. She's like, yes. Oh, you know, okay, I think I overreacted last night. Obviously, I didn't think I was messing up the trip, but I spent last night doing laundry and cleaning, and so today it looks like nothing happened. Which, of course, the house is still a disaster, but I guess you got the bed done Hope you you put the mattress in the washing machine man

Let me tell you I'm about to say the mattress and the comforter and let me tell you something I Need to see it first before I believe that everything is okay, okay? Because that was salsa and like I Don't believe it. You know what ever makes me think of? Remember that show, Instant Hotel, that we watched the Australian show? And like, they, remember they stayed at, there was like this couple of house. And remember, we made Bonde Beach.

Yeah, and Mikey and that one girl spilled wine because they put up a glass of red wine on like the comforter and they spilled it. And so then they tried to take it out and they made it worse and they shoved it in the closet, hoping no one would notice. That is what's going on here. Yes, and you know that she probably just left

salsa chunks all in the washing machine. Oh, I mean, they actually just respected this AirBnB in so many different ways. I hope the owners got a nice big chunk of change from Bravo because the hot tub, everything, it was terrible. So now it's like oh God the pig they have to clean up this pig that's still out there dead on the porch. So Stephanie's like Brandy want to help with the pig and Brandy just stays asleep and Tiffany just says I feel like if you didn't eat the pig you don't have to clean it. Yeah and so they're putting the basically

are putting this pig carcass in the garbage and then Brandy comes out in her big foot costume Because you know everyone wants it an encore and so she's out there and she's like she's cleaning in the big foot costume just so wacky what a wacky funny lady and And then they're like being all like oh Like with the pay like putting in the garbage when it's actually not that big of a deal It's just put in the garbage, you know, in the bag. And then Brandy goes, and then she, she like basically goes into the hot tub

in the big foot costume. And I'm like, this costume, I'm assuming is rented. I mean, maybe it's not. I mean, I don't know. I felt like everything, it was just like a, everything felt like a disrespect to someone else's property. It was for Trash.

Yeah, they're trash. They're total trash, okay. This is why it's so scary to rent anything out Everything felt like a disrespect to someone else's property. It was for Trash. Yeah, they're trash. They're total trash, okay? This is why it's so scary to rent anything out because trash comes, okay? Yeah. Also, I was thinking it's so funny how gross they are by the pig. Like, what's their done eating it?

You know, it's like, oh, that's so gross. It's like when you don't have a boner and you just see a naked person, you're like, gross! And also, like, why did they just leave that out all night? I mean, it's like when you don't have a boner and you just see a naked person, you're like, Gross! And also like, why did they just leave that out all night? I mean, it was like outside and there's like in the forest, like, do you want to just like attract animals and and bugs? Like why would like just put it in the bag before you go to sleep? You guys were up. It's like, you know, I knew when I watched this episode that you were so triggered. I was like, I hope you can even type right now. Because I was barely able to.

So then, so then carries like she's like Yeah, I got the salsa out of the bed and how is that all night? So let me tell you something I definitely paid for my Shanan Digans and they're like Shanan Digans Shanan Shanan Digans like Shananigans See the thing things And everyone pretty much agrees that she's, you know, she's crossed the line. And Cameron still mad. She's like, did I get a good night's sleep?

No, I slept on a shower, okay. It crinkled every time I moved. I can just totally imagine Cameron getting woken up by crinkles. And then Carrie, this is actually something that really pissed me off, which I felt like was really not highlighted. I don't know if you caught this, but Carrie goes, whoever cleaned the pig doesn't have to clean the kitchen. And then Carrie, this is actually something that really pissed me off, which I felt like was really not highlighted. I don't know if you caught this, but Carrie goes, whoever cleaned the pig does not have to clean the kitchen.

And I'm like, that is not a fair trade. The pig, all that required was you to shove it into a bag. The kitchen was just like, like, just piles of food and plates and drinks and bottles. That was bullshit, and Carrie got herself out of it. Yeah, but it does give us a good time to have a mommy conversation and plates and drinks and bottles. That was bullshit and Carrie got herself out of it. Yeah, but it does give us a good time to have a mommy conversation between the Andrew and Tiffany in the kitchen.

So Andrew's like, well, I didn't ask you about what you and my mother talked about. Why is there a painting of you and my mother in my house? She's like, well actually, we were talking about how I'm like jealous of your relationship with your mom

because like when you say fuck you mom, it's like it's so touching because like it really shows you mom because like, when you say fuck you mom, it's like, it's so touching because like, it really shows you how close you are. When you're like, you stupid bitch, mom, fuck you, I hope you die. I mean, it's really dark, okay. Okay. Like, my mom is like, not a fiction.

Like, she has never hugged me once in her life. Like, my mom and dad have never hugged each other. My mom has never said she loves me. She's never said she's proud of me. And again, let me remind you, she's never hugged me. And let me tell you something, I doubt we will ever see that in my lifetime, ever. Evelyn.

It's just not fair. I mean, I got straight A-SIMA high school. A-plus is, I mean, you couldn't have had more than D's. I had doubles, bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I have these good looks that's what I have you're talking about my mother my grades So she's like well, was she ever affectionate? What do you mean? Well, did she ever just drop you off a dealer to 20 dollars and say make the most of it? No, she was Did you ever tell you know like drop your last name and just they just starting him in yourself Simmons until someone marries you that name I dropped your last name and just they just starting him and yourself Simmons until someone marries you that name

Now Did you ever put a wig on a dog and say good girl the amber finally you're down to a cup of day No, but you ever like in a room full of donuts and said you got to eat your way out like saw but with donuts no That one I may have done to myself I'm in. I had a lung collapse. Waffles on Saturday, everyone. So now we're finally back in Dallas. And so we're seeing things happening around town.

So it's definitely kids are exercising, Tiffany is teaching her kids about science. We make a little volcano. And then Cameron's like, I got bitten by a scorpion. Yeah, I was bending over to pick up a clur, and I go down and put my arms under it, and then something stung me. And I was like, that wasn't just a beef thing. It was like four stingers in one, and like, if it had been a poisonous scorpion, I would've lost my arm, but I'm out.

Yeah, we know it's not a poisonous scorpion because I have my arm still. And she's telling her kids, well first, like first Hilton comes home and court goes, hey, drama, which I thought was so funny. Yeah. And she's like, oh my God, you guys let me tell you what it like she's trying to talk in this crazy insane like she's talking to babies voice

so she tells in the story and Hilton's just eating just staring at her like you are the biggest fucking moron and she's like guys let me tell you what happened how much it hurt because we get it get it, it hurt, move on. I know. Oh. Mama D's somewhere saying, that girl's gonna go places. Yeah. So now Sandra comes over.

Sandra is the animal communicator and she comes over and camera goes, she can speak to animals that are alive but also angel animals. So she's gonna talk to Louis for us. So, um, uh, Sandra's like, she's like, you know, the thing with Louis, you know, you do your whole sparkle dog, he was the spark and sparkle dog wasn't he? And came up like, yes, he was. Yes, he was. This is this lady is such a shady liar. Okay,

I'm sorry, but it looks all sweet. My sister lady is such a shady liar, okay? Just like it looks all sweet and I, this lady is such a shady liar. I'm so mad at this lady. And of course, is this a say-ons? And he goes, we do some odd things in the Westcott House because of our blonde leader. I mean, it makes her happy.

Just us, babe, it makes us happy. Cause we're a team. And he goes, yeah, us, are happy. If Cam are happy. If camera's happy, if it makes us happy, we're going to do a cam once to do. I actually found this was court, one of courts most enduring scenes like I feel like court maybe has struggled with being on camera and wanting to like preserve his masculinity and and feel like he's the man. And I think

that he at somewhere along the line, he just gave up and is just like, yeah, this is what it is. It's just Cameron just does everything. I don't think he's been trying to hold on to any masculinity. He's been living in a pink house with diamonds glued to cabinets for years. No, that's what he's been trying to present

some form of it, like you're a stupid girl. Don't know anything about business. And now he's just like, all right, let's do the dog he's saying, that's before we go through Louis Wardrobe, okay. And he even says it. I think he even says like at some point that just in a little bit, he goes like,

I celebrate your ridiculousness. He's like, life is so hard and serious and things are so tall. And having a pink bubble around you and this fantasy, it's fantastic, I celebrate it. I was like, that was actually a nice thing to say in a weirdly condescending way too. Yeah, I like court.

I mean, I think they're just doing that old, I think they're just doing that old marriage where it's like, oh, you know, she's just a lady who only likes shopping and I'm a guy who likes golf and I'm named after things you play tennis on. Yeah. So the lady shoes like, we now call for our friends, the Archangels, and we ask that you would open up your gifts of intuitive communication with Louis. Okay, Louis.

Alright, oh, guess what, guys? He's sitting up, he's all pretty and handsome. I'm like, wow, wow, you really have a gift there, lady. You could imagine exactly what a dog might be doing right now. Good for you. Oh, you know what,ie just told me? Louie likes fun smells. Anybody that sound like Louie? Oh my god that's him. He just pooped on the couch. Oh my god it's really Louie. He never got the potty draining him. He's peeing on the treadmill. He hates the treadmill. He's peeing on the treadmill. He hates the treadmill. So it looks like Louis is trying to tie himself to the treadmill. Does that sound like something

he would do? So yeah, Louis and now Ghost Louis says that he's irreplaceable. So don't even try to think about it. But he's really happy that fancies there because fancy is so much fun and And Louie is okay with fancy wearing his old clothes because as Sandra says he gets he becomes a little bit of a Smurball like and he says I don't need the clothes anymore So it's okay fancy can have them. I'm like, what is this woman Sandra do on her off time? Like how do like what is she? Like what like do you think she just has these conversations with herself? Also, if heaven is a creepy nudist colony,

I do not even want to go there. The only person I know that's going to heaven is my Mima anyway. Do you think I wanna walk around naked with my Mima every day? Give me fucking fancy clothes. The only one who knows what heaven is like is Blinda Carlisle and I said it.

So Cameron is like, well, isisle and I said it so Cameron is like Well is Louie gonna go to the new house and she's like Absolutely, he promises to go along Was that the right answer was that what you wanted to hear otherwise I can give an alternate one That'll be $900 so then Danters at home with gross gross ass Jeremy, okay? So he's like, baby girl, you look Oh, absolutely stunning Yeah, the penis still works, Mnurks still works and it's not in any kind of girl name pretty Jessica Well, I'm pretty Jessica, I forgot pretty Jessica. Yeah, so Deandra, um, she's, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, forgot, forgot, I forgot, I forgot, forgot, I forgot, forgot, like, I'm going to see it in a moomoo. And he's like, yeah, my bone, oh yeah.

She's telling me I finally got an email from my stepmother. It starts out nice, but it gets real bad. Real bad nasty. Are you ready for me? Because I'm going to read it, okay? Because Deandra realized that before she can mend things with her stepbrother, she really has to fix things with the stepmother

because the stepmom obviously controls everything over there. So she sent her stepmom an email. So here is The email that starts off nice but then gets real bad as everyone ready. This is gonna get real bad Real bad, okay real bad, okay They are Deandra your sweet letters were appreciated by both Ross and me Truly you and I have so much to process in order to clear the air before we can start over Ross feels he and his family would not want to be included in a family dinner But after you and I meet privately. Is there a time you're scheduled that we can meet?

I'm looking forward to meeting for just you and me. I'm looking forward to meeting Jeremy another time. Peace. Woo, Ronnie. That was. Whoa, my little discolour of dumb bitch for four paragraphs. I mean why not just type out the sea word and do copy paste for five, five paragraphs. And Jeremy's like, what's so bad about that? It's like, well, I mean, because he has to have permission, then if things don't go well, tell us you won't let me talk to him.

I mean, what is that? Okay. And you know what she just wants to talk about the past. And you know what? Talking about the past isn't't gonna help anything. Okay in the past you took her money So in order for you to move forward you're going to have to discuss that whole I got the entire inheritance instead of his new family That's that's kind of a thing that's gonna need to be discussed

Yes You don't know so say like sorry took took all your money don't want what to say. And also, sorry, took all your money. Don't want to discuss that, okay? You just want to talk about the future. We're all be asking to split the check every time we have dinner. And also, she's always talking about the past. So, she's like, you know what? Just, I don't like that tone of the email.

And then she said, then she said, a response, the next day, and said, please read a response to my email. And so, basically, she's saying that, that like her brother just only knows the version that the mom told her and that her memory is that she was, she goes, I was just a kid. I was 36. I just come home. Yeah.

Yeah. She's like, I'm 37. I just came home from my honeymoon from my first husband and two days later my dad commit suicide. And then like, I went to my bedroom and there was a will on the bed right there. Who puts a will in a child's bedroom? I'm like a child's bedroom. You're a 37, just got back from your honeymoon.

You just were blinking for two weeks. Yeah, and she says, well, and then I finally got to talk to my mother and mother said that she has a will that supersedes any will, stepmother has. I mean, putting a bed on a child's bed. A child, 36 year old child. And you know, listen, my dad wasn't that of the year, okay? But he made a deal with my mother that he would pay no child support in exchange for us getting all of his inheritance.

So I offered to split it with my brother. But then my stepmother said, no, we're going to court because she wanted it all. And guess guess what she got nothing and she's angry with me because of it. I was like wow that is the most fucked up but also amazing story if this went just like she said I'm actually proud of her and be forgiving about money. Yeah they should have yeah I mean I actually think that like if that guy didn't pay child support and then was trying to screw them out of even the inheritance which is part of the deal like that's fucked up and it sounds like I actually believe d'Andra I believe d'Andra when she says that she offered half and you know like I believe that

so I But wow d and d'Andra their backstory is pretty amazing like it is Wow, every time we get like another we peel away another layer. I'm just totally fascinated by it. It's definitely carried the season because I'm invested. Yeah, I thought this shit. And every week is something crazier with them. Yeah. So now we go back to Cameron's house and she's got like a box.

She's like, I got a box with booties. Is this please take off your shoes? And it's really direct towards the scorpion. Like, please don't wear shoes in your scorpions. So they are basically just going through Louis' little closet because he actually has a closet and sort of weeding out the clothes and Cameron is thinking to herself like how many days it is

before they move into the new house. She's like, let's see, because Monday, then Wednesday, then froth, Tuesday, then Thursday, and Hilton Hill's just like, go back to school, mom. Is that two nights or 18 nights? Okay, of course, like, it's three nights, Cam, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, it's just, oh, right. Why is it that when Hilton sasses her mom,

it's like so funny and adorable. But then when, when likeilton sasses her mom, it's like so funny and adorable. But then when Brooklyn sasses Brandy, it's like, that girl needs to be put into military school. Why is that? I don't know, I think it's funny what Brooklyn does it to, but I just love, I love a sassy kid, okay. Which you know already.

So Cameron is like, yeah, you know, Quart was so secretive that I didn't have time to talk. So now we have to do it on Tuesday through Monday. And she's like, hey, you need some tape, Quart? I have pink tape. Are you embarrassed by pink tape? And he's like, I'm way past embarrassed, Cam. He's like, I'm way past that, Cam.

Way past that. Just give me the pink tape. So now they're just going through these, like, trying to decide what to keep for fancy. And she's like, oh my god, this is this was Louis social jacket. It's called hangover. Oh, his Cavali tracks. Like everything is just like so fancy. No pun intended. He's like, this costs just like so fancy. No pun intended. He's like, this costs more money than my wardrobe. And he goes, you know, this is really bittersweet camp

because you know, Louis isn't coming. He's just, yes he is. He's like, oh, yeah, I forgot. And he goes, he's like, no, he's, he's just come in in a different form. We're leaving the house that he was in. And she's like, oh, and it was actually kind of sad. It was like, her heart broke all over again.

I kind of felt bad. And then this also made me like, cord, I felt like, I felt like he was like acknowledging her feelings. He was sort of like not condescending to them. He was sort of like playing along, even though he was breaking her heart again. So I like that.

And then in the end, she decides, she also doesn't want to have to buy a whole new tiny closet full of fucking dog clothes. Yeah, and he's also probably racked with guilt because he was not paying attention to the dog and dog dad. So basically the moment of growth for Cameron her season is complete because she now rebrands Louise Clothes as fancy's wardrobe and she's finally accepted the reality of Louise death Which sort of sounds like funny and trivial, but I actually think that's a very real thing and so I actually am like happy for her Yeah, well done. You also you misspell fancy so then

Tiffany's at her house with her kids for a they really love a long Tiffany scene on this I like Tiffany Tiffany gets a nice 20 minute scene every episode. So we get a scene with Tiffany and her kids, because Grammy's coming over. It's Grandma Grace's birthday. And so she's finally gonna teach Tiffany how to make her special dumplings. Mm-hmm.

And yeah, so she comes over and Tiffany's like, mom, so here's a birthday sign and I made custom aprons here's one It says Grammy on it and she's like, oh, I love this one. I mean, it's a little big So you have to tie this trap mom Let me just let me just stare at you and have this moment haunt you for the next few weeks The big apron that you should have known was too big You should have known you should have known was too big. You should have known. You should have known. Oh, so Tiffany tells us that she never got to learn her mother's dumpling recipe, which was passed down from her mother's mother. And she's like, she never offered

and I never asked. And the mom's like, oh, she's taking all the dumplings that they just made. And she's like, oh, this one isn't good because this has like the liquid part on the dough. This one's gonna open. So I'll have to redo that one. She's like, I made all those ones. Ah! It's such a dumpling idiot. I'm never gonna have a lawn. So Grace is like, okay, well, I'm gonna go soon because I won't be eating with you guys. She's like, you know, I'm eating with you. Well, dad's working and when she gets home from work, I got a cook-a-kum dinner. She's like, well, I didn't realize that dad was in the cable feeding himself.

So you're gonna, honey, your dad was a bee student. Did you know that? Oh, honey, your dad only got into Columbia, not Cornell. But Columbia is a great school. You would say that, wouldn't you? Well, do you want to take some dumplings with you? She goes, well, I could just make some more at home. It's like, okay.

What do you wonder, woman? So now she's gonna go home and make a whole new thing of dumpling? I know. They're not just an easy thing to make, people. I know, they really aren't. So Tiffany is like very crushed. and so now they're eating dumplings and Grace is saying talk about how you know when when Tiffany came over to America that Grace was doing her masters and that she was she had to take little Tiffany to the library every single day

while she's doing the masters and she basically just sit there and just like read. She was literally raised by books and Grace would bring like a comforter and Tiffany would sleep in the library on the comforter, a little cubby hole, etc. Yeah. Which is better than a bowling alley, okay? Just say that, okay, cause count your blessings, Tiffany. So, um, yeah.

So she's decided this is it. We're gonna have this talk, right? So she's like, you know, just when you look at the girls at this age, does it remind you of the age I came to America? And she's like, yes, good times. She's like, um, I was really hard actually. Remember when I slept on the floor of the library?

Yeah, I'm so proud of you. That's like actually, I mean, we're always working. She goes, well, we also spent time together and Maddie goes, I wasn't there, right? No, she goes, no, you weren't even a twinkle in your dad's eyes. She goes, hey, how does the baby come anyway this is my scene my scene my scene next next week I teach you about babies this week I deal with library trauma okay go play with dad you got to be minus on this scene now go down to the wine cellar until I tell you to come back up

so Tiffany's like mom I feel like we miss out on so much mother-daughter connection like you're just so busy and she's like, no, we hung out Every weekend, she went to the library. Yeah, and sometimes we'd go in a walk and we had the flashcards Mom, okay, so we went on walks the flashcard. I mean, I did love those flashcards. God. I love those flashcards. They were so great No, this doesn't feel like story. Anyway, the point is this You're mean to me Yeah, it's a good. Yeah, but I mean listen even when you went away to Cornell you still came home. I just in the summer Yeah, that's normal That's when kids come home from school and she was mom moving out of the house at 15 isn't normal.

She was well, for kids who are selected to go to college at 15, it's, it is normal. And that's a good thing. And she's like, I guess my academic advancement is a good thing, but it came at the expense of mother, daughter time. And I just feel like I missed out on opportunities to be together. And I just like, well, slow down. And and and Grace is like, yeah, so I'm feel like I missed out on opportunities to be together and I just like well slow down and and grace is like yeah so I'm just like you maybe with better grades but I'm more I'm just like you and I just I guess I'm just like more focused on work which I don't know if you ever learned how to be that way you know how is your four day schedule going

anyway I'm just very focused on work you know the two of us just always working. One of us is good at dumplings, the other one's not. I forgot what I was talking about. Ha ha ha. Just kidding, I always remember what I was talking about. I'm a good student of myself. So it's like every time I call you, you're always working and I'm like,

I'm always working, but like I always feel like no matter what I do, I'm letting you down. Grace, like, that's not true. You don't let me down. You just disappoint me. That's all She goes who ever said that to you you said it all the time you're always picking on me Come here give me a hug you little leaky dumpling I

Like this that like my mother is never hugged me never said she loved me never said she's proud of me and Grace is like Oh, I don't feel that way as she goes in for hog and goes. I love you. I'm so proud of you I love you. I'm telling you Grace knew what the fuck was coming this season Mama Decalled her ass the second she knew that Tiffany got on this show was like listen here You know that you know that a sin you raise she's about to try and make you look like a goddamn idiot on television. So here's what you do. You hug her, you say you love her, so you're proud of her, give her the keys to something, just tell her it's a company, and then like, I don't know, T-Tribe Make Dumples or something like that.

Okay. Oh, so Tiffany cries since actually a sweet scene. It's actually lovely. So, such jokes, but it's actually a lovely scene and the daughters crying Whatever daughters is crying and she hugs them because they're crying. It's so cute Yeah, and Grace is basically like we need more we need to designate mother daughter time like this is like a really easy Sit easy fix like this all got fixed very easily and she just was like, you know, COVID-19 makes me think a lot and You only live once. Which is why I can't wait to go home. It's not wasting time here on your TV show.

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