Watch What Crappens - RHOD: A New Moon

Episode Date: January 6, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas returns with a new lady and a lot of Brandi tears. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchw...hatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:50 there. Hi, Ben. Hi. How are you today? I'm so good. So good. I'm excited to talk with some of real housewives of Dallas. Yeah, some fresh housewives on deck. Well, at least a fresh season on deck. Everybody come to the crappy awards this year, the 2021 annual Golden Crappies. They're going to be on January the 21st, okay? 6 p.m. Pacific, 9 p.m. Eastern. We're going to have a bunch of special guests. It's going to be amazing, and everyone can come,
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Starting point is 00:01:52 I just, it just occurred to me we're going to be doing the 2021 crappies on the 21st. Look at that numbers. Look at that wine, two wine, two oh two wine. What do you think of it? Cynthia Bailey wishes she had such interesting numbers for her life. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:11 It's almost a good enough number to get married. Don't call me. Almost. Almost. Not quite there. Yeah, plus. But today we are here with the Real Housewives of Adalas.
Starting point is 00:02:21 They have returned. They have decided that since Brandy gotten so much trouble last year with her Asian comments that she's gonna get it now. Yep, they brought on Tiffany Moon, who's actually adorable. And I think gonna be a really good housewife in a good addition to this show.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Is the timing a little bit off? Because as you guys might remember, last year, what happened was Leigh Ann got fired for being racist for saying racist shit against Kerry. And during that reunion, Brandy brought out a folding chair and said, man, you better sit right there. And you sit there. It's like the chair of shame that Leon was going to sit in. And then Leon's Rod Blaguevich, Rod Blaguey of itch, Rod Blaguey of itch,
Starting point is 00:03:07 went digging on Bradie's Instagram and found it. Is he the one who found it? I think so. I mean, he's the one I saw post about it at first. So I'm giving him credit, the wedding planner guys who I think released it. But he went digging on her Instagram and found a clip where she was making a really racist video saying, oh, I have a 20 eye, you know, um, it was gross. And so they came back at that
Starting point is 00:03:32 with her online. And then Brandy went into such a deep despair over, you know, being the real victim. Canceled online that she had to go to, for canceled people and has been sobbing about it ever since. Yeah, she has been. Which at least her display was better than Leanne saying, well, I said it. That's what Leanne's reaction was kind of like. Yeah, so now we are picking up in the wake of that controversy. But before we get into all that heavy stuff,
Starting point is 00:04:09 hey, there's a murder mystery happening. The episode opens up with the season trailer and we see like a murder mystery and Brandy looks like she's dead. It's just far from being out. Yeah, girl, at least they make you want to watch it the season by throwing Brandy down the stairs right at the beginning. Yeah, that's a nice that's like a nice character to Dangle and I'm not just saying that
Starting point is 00:04:28 because it's orange. So anyway, so we got we see this trailer. Took me a minute. Yeah, a little so reference to her hair. So we see a trailer and then we get into the opening credits. We have our new taglines for the season. So we start with Stephanie who goes, I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way. Which is funny because like, that's not how Stephanie would ever act in a crowded situation. We know that like if Stephanie is like, if something's in Stephanie's way, she's like,
Starting point is 00:05:03 oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I just have to get that. Can I just get by okay? I'm so sorry. I'm so glad I think that I fart okay. Oh, I guess I am I said you're a approval. Okay, but I do know you get my way I'm sorry. I farted. I farted. I'm scared. I Then Carrie is like if you'll take a shot at me it better be tequila. Oh Tequila. Oh, wow. Good to see Carrie smoked another, you know, thousand cartons of the last season wrapped. And I would know I've got the carton Darth Vader voice myself going on. And then we have Tiffany who's like, I can see your life, but not your reputation. Sorry, can't see me reputation. And then we go to Brandy.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Take it from me. A sinner is a saint that just keeps on trying. Trying to sin? I don't get it. Trying to fart. I'm not really sure what Brandy's talking about. I'm not even really sure why Brandy's here. Okay, I get that she's one of the stars of this show or whatever. And I'm, you know, I get the just beyond everything,
Starting point is 00:06:08 beyond the controversy and everything else. Boring. Okay, go away, lady, with the, you know, Dill does that you're hitting people on the head with. Yeah. Yeah. She's a little played out. And then we have Deandra, who's like, she does, she did something to her voice for this one. She's like speaking, it's like Husky way. She's like, Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on us. I'm like, well, you really are trying to be like Lee Ann.
Starting point is 00:06:32 She is just copying Lee Ann. It's so funny. I mean, her thing on this show has always been trying to copy Lee Ann or one up Lee Ann. You know, it's like, I've got long, armed black hair now. And then here comes with the Andro, with long black iron hair or whatever. And now Kierke comes with the Andro with long black-armed hair or whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And now she's still trying to sell Michael. And her whole thing this year is that she's the villain, but she's gone to a saunmon, which is just Lee Ann's storyline for last year. That was like David Sunshine. Well season three I think was that. That was the year. So then, and then finally we have Cameron.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Oh, Cameron, yeah. I like to be pampered, but I'm nobody's pat. Arth, arth, away. That's what a pat says. Oh my God, Quirt, Chunk Pube, dog. Chunk Pube, dog, arth, patio, Quirt. Can I suck it up? And he's like, we should probably on our patio court. Can I suck it up? And he's like, we should probably just pick it up
Starting point is 00:07:29 and then she comes out. She comes out in like this loose top with feather boa as a sleeve basically, and a leaf blower. Yes. And courts like, oh, you're an expert at blowing now. I'm like, you know, court, we're two, we need some time with our housewife.
Starting point is 00:07:47 We can't have you, we can't start the season with you right now, okay? Yeah. So then we go over to Mamadine, Dandril, and Dandril is trying on a Mamadie wig, and she's like, I think the cut is a little out of my age group. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 And then Mamadie says, well, you're half a hundred. Just while I remind you, you're not young anymore, you're not young, you're not young and supple, you're half a hundred. Just want to remind you, you're not young anymore. You're not young, you're not young and supple. You're half a hundred, okay? Mara, I look like you, mother. She goes, let me tell you something. Yeah, you do. And then mom and Dee, this is the most shocking thing.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Mama Dee comes out of like a changing room and she's in like a mumu and she's wearing like a Mrs. Roper wig and she sort of look like Lucille Ball dresses Mrs. Roper, and then but she goes, here comes the queen of Shiba. And I'm like, nothing about this looks like the queen of Shiba. Everything is disorienting to me right now with this look.
Starting point is 00:08:38 So then we're at Stephanie's house, and she's on video chat with Carrie and Cameron, and she's like, how's quarantine and Cameron. And she's like, how's quarantine? And Cameron's like, oh my God, it's so rough. We're all going crazy over here. Which is hilarious, because you know that Cameron never stayed inside. I think anybody who watches this show
Starting point is 00:08:56 knows that Cameron never stayed the fucking inside. Anyone who follows Cameron's Instagram sees her like licking sidewalks for crying out loud. She's like out there. She is out there. Cameron actually got into some kind of fight on her Instagram at the beginning of COVID because she had a big birthday party at like a pool,
Starting point is 00:09:14 swimming pool somewhere, like probably the club. And she tried to come online and shame the people from the club for making their party split up and sit at different tables because you know know social distancing stuff It's just like how dear you treat me like that We're not gonna get Corona virus because we're not even drinking Corona's So then Brandi of course can't work her microphone because now all the ladies are popping up on the screen
Starting point is 00:09:43 They're all having a group chat. And they're like, Brandy, you have to turn it off mute. Ha ha ha. Brandy, Brandy can't work on the computer. Ha ha ha. And then Stephanie and Cameron do that annoying thing
Starting point is 00:09:55 that really skinny girls do, which is like, Oh my God, I've gained like 10 pounds. Like, oh my God, I've gained like 15 pounds. Oh my God, and like, they're still like, you know, toothpicks. I know. Meanwhile, I'm over here like job of the hut ready to eat Princess Leia. You know, I'm like, get out of here. I know. I'm like, I'll show you what gaining 10 pounds is like times five. Have you had to re-screw on your toilet seat? Okay. I don't want to
Starting point is 00:10:18 fucking hear it. So Stephanie is like, well, I want to invite you all to a pool party in my house, which is totally responsible in a pandemic. So come on over guys. So that's the whole thing is that she's going to be having a pool party. Yeah. I'm brand new. Later this episode. You're going to be doing a temperature check.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Are you going to be doing a temperature check? She's like, I'm going to do a check of your poo. All right. Now this all starts off with like, like Ben gonna do a check of your poop. Ha,, not really taking it very seriously, okay? Yeah, I'm compartmentalizing at this point because you know I'm easily Corona triggered, but at this point I'm like, how many times, how many times can I shame Bravo people?
Starting point is 00:11:13 It's already been shot. We let's just enjoy our entertainment we can get, you know? Yes. So Cameron is, so now we start with Cameron at home, making bludge and she's making peanut butter and jelly sandwich for her kids. No, yes, so so Cameron is so now we start with Cameron at home making clutch and She's she's making peanut butter and jelly sandwich for her kids and she's like hey guys I get the peanut butter and jelly on the knife. I never tell you this But I like the knife and then you know what I do I cut this scene
Starting point is 00:11:42 Are we really surprised I can't run has totally violated all coronavirus laws? I mean her first her first love scene So she's like when the pandemic started we explained to the children that there was a disease and it was from a bat and Somebody ate the bat and it was from a bat and somebody ate the bat. And they were very concerned that someone was out there eating bats, but I said to them, listen, kids, there's a lot of people that like very unique boots. And as I once said, dumb bats get rabies, smart bats, get everything! It scares me the most about coronavirus is the unknown.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Like people could turn into zombies, I don't know. I mean we must have done something very bad to deserve something like this. God, no happy with us, that was Spanish. Yeah, no more burritos for El Batos. Okay. No more fat burritos. Fucking Cameron. Yeah. So she's like, that's not much jelly in one of her kids. It's like, yeah, we should put more Oreo on it. I was like, okay, people eating bats right now are watching this show. Like that little fucker just put an Oreo on a PB just how much? Yeah, apparently peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are gross to people outside of America.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I didn't know that. Especially with Oreos on them. Yeah, especially Oreos. That's a weird touch. So we also find out that Louis Vuitton Westcott died a few months ago. And so Cameron got a replacement dog. Me and Fancy spelled like Fancy, but with an eye at the end. And so Cameron got a replacement dog named Fancy, spelled like Fancy, but with an eye at the end. And there's a tragic story behind Louis Vuitton's path. Louis's passing. She goes, here's what you don't know. As if like we've all been like following this story of Louis, which is sad, but like, here's what you don't know about Louis, okay? Guys, this isn't an exposay, Fertensite adortion, okay?
Starting point is 00:13:50 Well, it's so sad, but it's also so fucking hilarious just how she lives in my life. I was dying during this. Here's what you don't know. I was in New York for New York Fashion Week, which takes place in New York, and I get a call from court that he found Louis dead on the floor. I later found out that court didn't give Louis his medicine. I immediately blamed court for Louis's death, so we had an autopsy done. That's our God an autopsy done. That's our Godopsy done. And guess what? They didn't know why Louis died.
Starting point is 00:14:33 So we'll look forward to the rest of this on season three of Unsolved Mysteries. So then we got a flashback of Cameron with her therapist, basically, you know, venting. I mean, I actually can understand that that she would blame Court because Court is like a little asshole and he of course would let that dog die, which is so vile. But again, like you said, the way she just says everything is like a dog. I'm not talking. Court probably paid the vet like $5,000 that just say it's inconclusive. So I can like get a literal doghouse.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yeah, I mean, it shows like a little dog bed with a little box of Louis Ashes. And then Dean Tom, guess what? Vancey's back from training camp and it's playing like this really inspirational music. And of course, like honey, don't forget, you're supposed to just stay chill. And so the door opens and she's like, Oh my God, honey. And they all run to the door in slow motion.
Starting point is 00:15:34 And then she tells us about fancy. And she's, when I brought fancy home, she was wild. She was not choosing her words carefully. She'd bite my tennis shoe and make me drag her down the street. And she would potty everywhere. She wanted with no concern, no remorse. Oh, so it says basically Ramona Singer, is this about that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:01 So I equip me. Quartz, like honey, you're not supposed to greet her when she comes in. She was, oh my honey, you're not supposed to greet her when she comes in. She's, oh my god, a trainer person. Was that okay? And he's like, we're going to work on that. It's like me to have a family meeting, okay? So she's like, hey, look, I got a doggy Bjorn.
Starting point is 00:16:17 And he goes, oh, is that for when she can't walk anymore? I just shamed your Bjorn. I shamed you. Yeah. He's like, I always give people trouble about the strollers, the stupid strollers. They put their dogs in. We have one. We have one. We have a stroller. Yeah, when I see one of those, when I see one of those, I say, sorry about your dog's legs. And she goes, yeah. Yeah. I don't get it, but I feel like I'm close to getting it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Dogs want to walk. All right. Birds fly, fish swim, dogs walk. I can't just nods. Speak the truth, girl. So this guy is pretty intense, too. The trainer's like, so this intervention is really needed because what happened at the front door is the trainer. So this intervention is really needed because what happened at the front
Starting point is 00:17:05 door is the problem. She's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right, right. Court killed the front door again. Didn't you just like to kill Lily? It is a problem. Yeah. He's like, we do not want to continue this energy around her and build this type of relationship with her. Okay. I have a schedule for you. He whips out like a billboard sized calendar. A branded billboard, like his, his like, company is on there. And he's like, we need some more self control. And then Court Chines in with his like,
Starting point is 00:17:33 sort of like, bigly misogynist. Yeah, so it's not like sorority rush every time. He sees her, right? Girls are stupid. Girls are stupid and excitable. Like, she likes to put the dog in her purse. Ooh. Court, you were lucky that she doesn't put you in her purse.
Starting point is 00:17:51 And he goes, all right guys, we're gonna talk about impulse control now because if the dog has to have impulse control, so do you. And she's like, okay, is it true that people start looking like they're dog over time? Yeah. They just stare at her like, what? Because I'm pretty sure that court had like a really cute snoopy doll
Starting point is 00:18:12 when he was little and now look at him. You should see him when the wind blows a scarf behind his head. I'm like, are you flying a doghouse right now, court? Court, you should see it when he cries. He just looks up and then all these tears come from all different angles, Cork. Hmm. So he's like, all right, well, listen, this is fancy schedule. There's exercise on there and Cam's like, no way.
Starting point is 00:18:36 So I can do the elliptical and she can do the treadmill right next to me. And he's like, yeah, let's go do it. What? Yeah. So then they put fancy on the treadmill and fancy immediately, please. Right next to me. And he's like, yeah, let's go do it. What? Yeah. So then they put fancy on the treadmill and fancy immediately. Peas probably because fancy is like, oh my god, the, the, the work, the land is moving. Yeah. And also she's like, okay, we're on a walk. So that's what I do, right? I just, oh yeah, that's probably true. So what are they doing, trying a dog to it? Could someone can take this dog away and also take that guy's license away?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Who does that but the dog on a treadmill while they're leased? Yeah, and then he's like oh wow you're making me look bad fancy. I'm like that's right That's right fancy is like fuck you you've kept me in health the past roommates And I conned you into thinking that I'd follow the rules and now I have the last laugh. Huh? Yeah, you're in my house now I know they didn't pay for that training because you've got branded shit upstairs. But guess what? They're even going to take off your brand, Be Och.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Yeah. So now we go over to Stephanie driving her sons somewhere. And it's like, we get like a, we're crossheading between Stephanie and then Brandy with her daughters. And Brandy's like, you ready to go back to school? And of course, Brooklyn's like, no. and Brenda's like, you ready to go back to school? And of course, Brooklyn's like, no. Uh.
Starting point is 00:19:49 And Stephanie has been doing like all these really creative experiments to keep her kids busy during lockdown. And Brandy's like, the only game that I've played with my kids is hide and seek. And I let them hide for a really long time. Ha. Ha. The Stephanie's home experiments were great
Starting point is 00:20:05 because the kid basically like, oh, like they, the experiments seemed to be like shaking up something like carbonated or, I don't know what it was, but the kid opened up like the top of something and like, he basically got double dared. I think the experiment is like double dared at home, like just like paint on his face.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Oh, I thought it was the volcano, the old classic volcano. I wasn't sure what I thought it could be the volcano. Whatever it was, it was like white and thick and it just, just exploded on. You know what? Slapstick gets me every time. Every time. So the producer asked Stephanie because they, the family's join in Brandy's backyard, Stephanie and Brandy go hug,
Starting point is 00:20:48 which is so weird to see everybody hugging all the time. It's like, there's my half-ass face shield and a deep hug. So the producer says, so what's the rule on hugging? And she goes, okay, just, you know what? This is a coronavirus-free zone, okay? We're on a show and we've been tested like a million times, so. Sometimes the masks are off and sometimes they're on so just keep your tweets to yourself because we are very safe and
Starting point is 00:21:11 no one's getting the corona By the way, I just want to say I'm very happy that Deandra is out of the hospital for her case of coronavirus Yeah, she had it She had it Yeah, she had it. She had it. Yeah. So then they're putting baby oil on this big gym mat and doing a slip-in slide and stuff. And then we go to Mama D's house. So Deandra comes in and Mama D's like, oh, you look so pretty as this new.
Starting point is 00:21:39 This is, this is the sound of my voice when I'm winding up to really take you down in a moment. So was this new? Was this a new thing you got now? It's a new band room. It's like, no, it's old mother actually. Oh, okay, it's old. Okay, I guess I should have realized when you look sort of out of date.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Huh? Got your daughter. They're Oscar, mother. She's, oh, oh, well, I love the, you know, they're not new. She's, no, I'm not recycling mother. So I can spend money on my business. I'll aim, we had to change our dinner plan.
Starting point is 00:22:08 So I went home to change into an outdoor outfit because now we have to eat here outdoors because we have to change our dinner plans. Yeah. And so Deandra tells us that like before the pandemic, my skincare business was doing great. It was doing great, but then the pandemic hit. And now it's doing, you know, then we had some struggles.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And you just could see that the mom of the, he's just sitting there like, mm-hmm. How do I, first my lips in a way that says, told you so, daughter? Yeah. So I brought Bob's to you, mother, since we couldn't go there because the governor put state hot orders in place. Like, the Andra seems so mad at Corona.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Yeah, some of them are these like, well, Deandra, Deandra was working so hard to keep the company going that I started 25 years ago. I mean, she was doing such a spectacular job of driving it into the ground. And I was like, man, I love to see how efficient she is at destroying my legacy. And I said, you know what?
Starting point is 00:23:03 I'm gonna give you $100,000 just to show that I have an extra hundred thousand dollars to spare. Okay. And I think I showed you, Dandra. I think I gave it to you and guess what? I got it over. I got you over that hump, right? I did. I did. And guess what? Things are doing better now. Yeah. That's gonna happen. Is we still have to work on that. Yeah, man, that's straw back man. Was that new? Was that new, Deandra? I love it. Is it new? Lordy helped me. She's like, no, mother.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Okay, guess this one is new. I did get one new thing. She was, I know you were going to get something new. And then mama, Dea says, you know, in the beginning, and honestly up until now, Deandra had not proven to me that she was going to work hard. But now that she's half a hundred, she's starting to get in that direction. And then we see a flashback, just like Mamadie's greatest hits of berating Deandra. I don't give a dollars rip, Deandra. Your mother is not going to be your mic.
Starting point is 00:23:58 So good luck, honey. Deandra, your dad would be so proud of you now if you were alive You'd be like look at my half a hundred-year-old daughter just Still accepting money from her mother to keep some sort of business flow. He'll be so proud of you Deandra saying wow, I'm so proud of my daughter a hundred thousand there Look at you So you would love what I did Andrew This is so funny because I put a tiffinny. I put a pillow for Tiffany to sit down on
Starting point is 00:24:29 because she's so short. hilarious. And then we get Dallas's new soundtrack, which is disturbing. I don't want a tricky monocle who's happy on this show. I don't think you need it. I don't know what she's doing, but this new carpools in that we haven't seen and it's like
Starting point is 00:24:52 Yeah, what is that? It was like it felt bigly like Like Trixie Monica does Christian rock. I'll just a little bit, you know, it's like Trixie's of clay rock. I'll just a little bit, you know, yeah, it's like trixies of clay. Yeah, exactly. Or, trixie grant. So, um, there's only, I think I only have one more Christian rock reference in me. I'm literally out. There was that one guy. I forgot his name. He's super big, but I forgot his name. Anyway, so Tiffany arrives and... Oh my god, I've worked all day long. I was in the ORLD and I had to take a decontamination shower because I felt so gross.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Well, one day my mother came in and said, oh Deandra, I have met the guru of anesthesiology, and you should learn a lot better because she knows how to, you know, keep $3 in her bank account and maybe more. Well, yeah, she reminded me of me. She's intelligent, she's beautiful. I just love her.
Starting point is 00:25:59 You kind of love Mama's, Mama De's just complete self-confidence, no matter what. Mama De just is, Mama De is just complete self confidence no matter what. Mama D just is mom it is just basically ready to make Tiffany her own daughter and kick the Andrew to the curb. Yes. This is how it is with anybody that the other brings home. So, Andrew's like, yeah, that's her new favorite daughter. So they cheers and mom it has a really touching one. She cheers, here's to $100,000 more than. And the end just like Tiffany is like the smarter, less chunky daughter and mom, he said, I'm saying like you are not chunky.
Starting point is 00:26:36 She goes, well, probably because she doesn't sit around and eat donuts all day. Yeah. Oh, that's just such a Texas mother. Yeah, I imagine. Yeah, my mom's like, you know what? You could give me for Christmas, less of a chance of you getting diabetes. Could you please make an effort this year?
Starting point is 00:26:53 I'm like, okay, thanks for coming over. Great to see you, mom. So, Dan just like, well, how's the hospital? Is it at capacity? And she's like, oh, not yet, but we're getting it there. There's like a green and yellow in our red, and right now we're in yellow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:10 And so Dan just like, okay, great. Well, you're at yellow, which means that things are pretty bad, but not as bad as they could be. So hey, you're going to get a cam's car. I say, let's do that. So they decided to go together. And she's like, have you met Stephanie? And to it, it's like, have you met Stephanie and to it?
Starting point is 00:27:25 It's like, um, yeah, me and Travis actually serve on the board together for a charity called the family place and D. Just starts cracking. I was like, oh my goodness. Did you hear that? She's on a charity band The android what board are you on? Oh, you're not you broke a board didn't you too money doughnuts, right? Oh bless your heart Dan just like oh smart people So you know, Brandi as Tiffany's like I'm anil of her. I mean she seems Super fun. She seems to have her hands full with the kids. Yeah, she seems great. And to end up like, well, have you seen the video? She's like,
Starting point is 00:28:16 how slow do I have to talk for you to pick up on the fact that I have definitely seeing the video. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions.
Starting point is 00:28:50 What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. We got to Stephanie and Brandy and they're still, you know, another sit down for their private time. And Stephanie's like, well, you look like you're in a good place with me. And Brandy's like, I mean, I just feel like, okay, I'm crying now. I'm crying, I'm whispering crying now, okay? Because like, everything in this world has been like crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:51 And everything with like the racist stuff has like triggered me because it brought me back to that time. I was like, okay, this is already annoying that you're making yourself this huge victim. But the fact that you're putting Black Lives Matter into your thing and still trying to be the victim, come on now. I just think it's funny that she even calls what happened with George Floyd and the ensuing movement
Starting point is 00:30:16 that she goes, everything with the racist stuff. Like you could just say, George Floyd, Black Lives Matter, right, but just sort of like, you know, the racist stuff? Yeah, so now- So it's like, I hope that Brandi has realized that even Black Lives Matter is about her. Well done. So she's basically, she is now,
Starting point is 00:30:37 we're starts talking about this video that she made. And she's like, I was making photo of my squinty eyes, and then she used an Asian accent to do it. And we see the video, and it's like, I was making photo of my squinty eyes and then she used an Asian accent to do it. And we see the video and it's wildly offensive and it's just, what else do you have to say about that? It's like that. And so, and she's like, it was stupid and it was ignorant and I was like, okay, so we know we're gonna be sitting through Brandy's tears all
Starting point is 00:31:07 episode long at this point. Yeah, then we cut back to Dan Dara and she's like, well, I just feel horrible about it and it's awful and I know that she didn't mean to hurt anybody, you know, I adore Brandy. We have a lot of fun together and Tiffany's like, I mean, it was in poor taste. Yeah, but she's not that kind of person. And he's like, mm-hmm. Guess what other kind of person she's not kind of person that sits on a board. Hey, you know what, Tiffany, do you want to go have a sit down for a nice painting at the dillards? Because we would look so cute together on my walls. So cute together on my walls. Now take it from us Tiffany,
Starting point is 00:31:44 to older rich white ladies. She had, she came from a good place. Don't take it from us, older rich white ladies. Yes, and then Brandy, we go back to Brandy, who's like, I didn't front up my children. I mean, it's horrible. I want to be a good example for my children. I was so wrong.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I'm crying. And Stephanie's like, you are a I'm crying. And Stephanie's like, you are a great mother girl. And she's like, well, people's reaction was to cancel me. And I was a horrible person and a horrible mother. And then we see all these tweets. Like, you're a horrible person. You're a horrible mother. She's like, I was wrong in that moment. Yeah. And so, um, and then she said that she's like I couldn't say sorry enough and I just want to wait for treatment because I felt like I was my election being here and I was so subtle And Stephanie is like you made one mistake. Okay, one mistake. Okay, look at my like I made mistakes I've made okay, it's fine. You made one mistake. Yeah, no sitting this chair
Starting point is 00:32:44 Yeah, I mean listen Okay, it's fine. You made one mistake. One mistake. Now, sit in this chair. Yeah, I mean, listen, Randy made a mistake. She learned, she apologized, which is good. You know, I understand that it was probably like a lot. Like that's a lot to take when you have like the internet being like, fuck you, I get that, you know? But like that, like there was something in note, but watching her sitting here crying about it again, it's like your response should like that, like, there was something in note, but watching her sitting here crying about it again,
Starting point is 00:33:07 it's like, your response should not be about like, I feel so bad, it should be like, I fucked up. And she does say that, she's like, I fucked up, I fucked up, I get, I, you know, let's, let's, I should be taking it all on, like, I don't know, there's something like, it's what we're saying. The whole thing when she brings in,
Starting point is 00:33:25 like, I was gonna commit suicide. I had to be put away. This is ruined my life. Big for the victim. You're the victim now, you know? And even if you really feel that way, and that's all really true, I mean, I know she did really good to rehab.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I don't know what's going on. Yeah, it could be a very real thing. She did all that, but she shouldn't be coming on, like your first time back on TV, you are not the fucking victim here, okay? So, lady up. And you know, you did a bad thing. You apologize.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Stop making it. You're the fucking victim. She's so fucking annoying. So we go to the garage sale. Can't remember having a garage sale. And she goes, oh my God, look at with all of this stuff out here, people are gonna think that I'm the crazy neighbor
Starting point is 00:34:05 obsessed with pink. Like, they already think that. You have a pink, you're selling a tree, a pink tree. For $300. And get it right. Even your forehouseman is standing there in a pink mask. Yeah, and not even wearing his mask correctly. Okay, so I said I would compartmentalize,
Starting point is 00:34:24 but what I won't compartmentalize away is like wearing a shield like a Yamaka. Okay, like if it's not clearing, if it's not going further south than your eyelids, you are doing it wrong, Courtsch. It looks like a welder on break. Where do we have the lemonade stand, babe? We need to put it here, okay?
Starting point is 00:34:48 She did. I love it. So she tells us that last March, they were under a contract to sell their house or under contract to sell their house and she was under contract to buy her dream home. And then we see this $7.5 million dream home and there's basically a big white box with a couple of arches on it. Yeah, it looks like no different than wherever she was living when they did Top Chef, which is still one of the funniest crossovers.
Starting point is 00:35:15 So then Cameron is like looking around for sale when they garage sale. My mother goose! When I was a little girl, they would read me stories at night Ah, my mother goose. When I was a little girl, they would read me stories at night, me and mother goose. Did you know that coronavirus was started by someone eating mother bat? Yeah. Look, oh my God, there's your training wheels, baby.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Oh my God, and is that a dog ramp? It's the dog ramp. And what he goes, are you selling it? And she goes, no, no, no, because obviously court has put all this stuff out. Yeah, he's just like, he's been waiting to put all this stuff out on my curb. So then a redhead comes over and she basically is like a redhead version of Christine from Selling Sunset. And she's like, is this your outfit? I mean, I don't know why she said that, but I guess you're saying up to Cameron, maybe shocked about her wearing pink at a,
Starting point is 00:36:10 because it's Cameron, but just the way she came in, I was like, this lady's gonna be trouble. And she kinda talks like Cam, but she's like deeper in a red hat, like you can tell their friends. And possibly sleeping with court. Okay, oh, oh. And possibly sleeping with court. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Uh oh. And Cameron puts a tiny little mask on her dog. Yes. Why don't I ever think that? Why don't I ever think of stuff like that? And then it happens and I'm like, dammit. Yeah. So then here comes Carrie.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Oh, good. Oh, the princess is having a garage sale. What are these one or two dollars, right? Oh, it's like, oh my god, she's looking at my Range Rover. Yeah, I guess the Range Rover was for sale. So then a Ferrari pulls up a Ferrari convertible and Tiffany and D'Andra and Tiffany's like, uh, hold on, I'm gonna put the top up, hold on one second. These people, my God. It's just garage sale where everything's $200. So Cameron is like, yeah, oh wait, who says this? Oh, Dan is like, Dan, Dan is like,
Starting point is 00:37:22 I don't understand why Cameron is having a garage sale. I mean, it's not like she needs the money. Our garage sales even legal in our neighborhood, I do not think so. And, uh, Carrie is like, oh my God, I should have a garage sale. I mean, yeah, you should have a, now you should have a garage sale.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Wasn't that, wasn't that like her jewelry business? So, she had trunk shows, yeah, but she's, she's always saying she wants, she needs, she's always talking about money how she needs money Yeah, so then Cameron had Cameron tell us that she has met Tiffany before she had met Tiffany before through mutual friends. She's very direct. She's incredibly intelligent and have you seen her was my she's like a baby genius and Yeah, and then She's like a baby genius.
Starting point is 00:38:05 And yeah, and then she's basically, I mean Tiffany is this clearly gonna be the smartest person on this entire cast, right? Like, yeah. She's gonna be like, who the fuck are these bitches? Yeah, obviously. So everything's really expensive at the garage sale. They're going through all the items. And she's shopping like she's in a story.
Starting point is 00:38:27 You know, she's like, oh my God, look at the straw. I got this at Central Reenia. Yeah. And then Stephanie walks up and, um, uh, Stephanie's like, last year when I didn't show her stuff, camera to a big fit. And Krona is not as bad as camera Westcott would be if I didn't show up. How do I wait? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:49 So everybody's hugging and stuff. And she asked Tiffany how, no, she's asking the red head of her. Jennifer, how long she's known Cameron. And Jennifer's like, well, I went to high school with Cord and Cord met her 15 years ago. So 15 years. It's like, oh, wait a way to put some ownership on that.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Yeah. And then on top of that, when she said, I went to high school with court, it cuts the court. And you know, those like little bober things that hang down from a garage door, you know, like the bober thing like hits him in the head and it goes I love Him getting a little barber in his head I go He didn't realize the barber was dangling Well, I'm having to get together Saturday and I would love for you to come same with you Tiffany I love that Stephanie has just met
Starting point is 00:39:43 Jen and I was like yeah come, come to my get together. Like the most contrived. Like, it's like, we know that, you know, she's clearly a friend of and she's going to be coming, but like, that by the way, they're going through this like charade of like, oh my god, I'm meeting her for the first time. And we have such a great connection in the past 30 seconds that you have to come to my house during a time when we are limiting our social engagements only the closest people that we know. So then Tiffany, we got a Tiffany's house and get a tour of her mansion. And her kids are quite possibly the cutest children on Bravo. Yeah, they're so cute. They're adorable.
Starting point is 00:40:21 So she's sitting with her kids and their, you know, and her husband. And she's like, what kind of things make mommy happy? Yeah. And they're like finishing puzzles, finishing five puzzles. She's, she, we basically learn that. So she met her husband, Daniel, when she was 23. And she also got her MD when she was 23 which is pretty crazy and The producers like so are you like doogie house or she's like um I'm better than doogie house
Starting point is 00:40:55 Yeah So she goes up to take one of her kids to do homework and the kids like no mommy, please Check no, we are gonna read a book today, it's a mom of famous signantast. Yeah. And she's reading, she's like reading a book about Marie Curie to her daughter. Is it everything? And you know that Brandy was probably like,
Starting point is 00:41:18 I love Marie Curie. Her cakes are amazing. It's like that's Marie calendars. I hope they find a Marie Curie for Corona virus. No, that's a cure. That's yeah, yeah, that's her actual name is Curie. So she has Tiffany as twins and she's like, can you probably ask me do you have twins friend and your family?
Starting point is 00:41:40 And I'm like, and now I'm just an overachiever. Every ounce of me is an overachiever. And yes, I am a tiger mom and I would be insulted if you said I wasn't. I'm like, I love her. I love her. Just a little badass. I love that.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I love that. She's just like crazy tiger mom. On in a housewives universe where these parents are like just spoiled their children, I'm looking at you, Kyle Richards, children on the counter, getting like, you know, G-waggans for like going to the podiatrist. Like, I just love that I'm not saying that she's not spoiling them, but I love that she is basically tiger momming them in a sea of like what's the opposite of a tiger mom?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Sloth mom, I don't know. Sloth mom. So she's telling us about how her father was very strict with her and she didn't even ask what it what would happen to her if she got to be and she never got to be. So she never had to find out. And so she's one of her kids is like tucking at her Rolex and she's like, um, this is my rainbow watch. And would you grow up whoever has a higher GPA? And one of the kids is like, what's a GPA, mommy? And then she just like, it's kicked out of the house for all. I know. I was like, I love that she's a tiger mom. I'm also a little concerned about the
Starting point is 00:43:02 permanent damage. She's going to be doing to their psyches already, like making them compete for a real like swathe. They're older. Love it. I'm so excited. So then we go to another Trixie song. It's a day like today. Sunshine and blue skies all the way.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I wrote down Christian rock type music. Yeah, for an inflatable bull party. So Stephanie is making like a Texas theme party. Because she's in Texas, okay? And they're setting up and like the women are picking out their different looks. We see Jeremy, DeAndre's husband, who the past, he's always been more of like an Al Gore type, but I think he's starting to segue into like, like Melinda, Durinda's sister. He's sort of like heading into the medley family. He's like segueing into medley adjacent.
Starting point is 00:43:59 He kind of is. He does still have kind of that Al Gore, but with Al Gore got caught, like trying to get it, like a handy from the masseuse or whatever. What was his thing that he got in trouble for? He got in trouble for something with a masseuse, like some kind of sexual thing with a masseuse, like just purvy, he's like purvy algorithm, you know. And so Dandra has swim bottoms with a little tiger on the, yeah, Tipper left him, didn't she?
Starting point is 00:44:24 I know Tipper did leave him, but someone should still tell Tipper. Someone should check in on Tipper Gore for crying out loud. I just, I meant to say Al Gore sex scandal. Let's see what it was, because I don't want everyone's going to be I can't do it. Gore was accused of sexual advances. Okay, massage therapist accused former vice president Al Gore of an unwanted sexual contact at a hotel in 2006.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Oh, dear. So anyway, back to this. Deandra has like little, her bikini bottoms and there's a tiger on them and it's right over her couch. And so he touches it and he's like, God, I wish I was the tiger. Yeah, my penis still works, everybody. Okay, settle down, Exxon Corporation. So, um, uh, there's a doorbell. It's not your doorbell. Um, if you share that everyone, it's my doorbell, not your doorbell.
Starting point is 00:45:18 So, uh, Brandy is dogs to started barking. So, um, uh, Brandy is very nervous about this party because she's worried, she goes, I'm just worried about the energy, which means she is worried about if Tiffany's going to yell at her. Let's be honest, that's what she's worried about. Yes, exactly. And so then Ted Danson and Holly Hunter and Mr. Mayor, I'm going to add to mentioning it because it was over half the screen. It was on like the entire episode. It was like a Ted Danson Holly Hunter.
Starting point is 00:45:46 By the way, I would prefer like, why are you putting Holly Hunter on some crappy NBC sitcom that no one's going to watch? But look, do we have her? Have her play Brandy in this show. Yeah. That would be something. She could make very impassioned speeches.
Starting point is 00:46:00 She should have been on the Real House of Dallas and she should have said, now listen ladies, we have to come together as a group sure. She said things she's made mistakes But we have to move forward. How are we not how are we how are we gonna move forward if we keep crying all the time This is a coronavirus right now and all we have a sisterhood. That's what we need need to do this to move I've never done a holly hunter in personation. Oh, it's really good. It felt really good, right? and impersonation. That's really good. It felt really good, right?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Yeah. Yeah. So the ladies started arriving at Stephanie's and everyone's like, Hugs, hugs, hugs. Oh my God, look, we're meeting Jennifer. Oh my God, wow. Yeah, and everyone's doing all this slow-mo stuff. For some reason, so they used to do this on real housewives of Miami, which I really enjoyed,
Starting point is 00:46:41 which is that they would have like this really oversaturated high contrast shot, and people would get out of their fancy cars and like get onto private airplanes or be walking down like south beach, like whatever discainable, I don't know, Miami geography. But they looks like it like, it's like, oh, Miami, but here it's like, ooh, slender shot of getting out of a luxury car and a suburban neighborhood and walking into a door It's like this is not a glamorous slow-mo moment Let's have a glamorous slow-mo she walks past the inflatable bull I know
Starting point is 00:47:16 Look at her walking past that ring doorbell So then Tiffany comes in and they get to Brandy just looking terrified, which I thought was really funny because that's probably just a clip of Brandy at another time. They're like, Brandy looks really uncomfortable. Put that there. Yeah. So, Tiffany comes in, she's like, oh my gosh, you know, you look so pretty. And then she goes up and hugs Brandy. And then they have this like, they have small talk. And you can see Brandy looks terrifying. She does. And Tiff is really not, she's really sweet.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Because she knows that Brandy's uncomfortable. She's already talked to Tia Andres. So she comes in and she's like, Who did I not hug? Brandy. And so she goes up her and hugs her and then she tries to make conversation, to make Brandy feel comfortable.
Starting point is 00:48:10 And she's like, I'm so excited. This is the most social activity I've had. I feel like this weird awkward person now that doesn't know how to have a conversation anymore. You know what I mean? And Brandy's like, you know what, like weird person who doesn't know ahead of a conversation and then like post like Tony Like outmoded and offensive videos on Instagram. I feel like that, but I guess that's you isn't it
Starting point is 00:48:40 I think you're still on this show in case anyone's wondering. She's like, I think Tequila will kill the virus. That is my new motto. Drink Tequila, no corona. Why is Carrie's here? I just wanna know. Why is she here? So, but here she is. But here she is.
Starting point is 00:48:58 So now they're all at the table and they're gabbing. And Brandy's like being like, I think I look better when I'm naked. And then Jen, the new girl is like, I'm with you, Red. Like, okay, you're not in freaking like, the cheerleading, we'll bring it on. Okay, Red.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Is that like, is that like such like an old like 1940s thing to be like, hey, Red, you got right here, I mean, how are you, Rad? And she's like, yeah, I would look better, I would look better too. If it weren't for all the droopy parts. And Brandy's like, oh my God, me too. And Tiffany says, what are the droopy parts?
Starting point is 00:49:34 And Tiffany, I thought she said, is it droopy? I thought she said, droopy. No, droopy. And she says, the vagina and everyone starts cracking up and Tiffany's mortified. And Brandy goes, yeah, I have a gobler. And Jin goes, oh my God, I have a gobler too. Let's look at our vagina's later.
Starting point is 00:49:52 To do this like, what is a gobler? Do they serve that, Bobby's? Can I breathe it to my mother? So to be like, nowhere in my human anatomy class. Did I learn the term? Yeah, where? Man, it's not a medical time. So Brandi and Jen go into the pantry to look at each other's badge and Brandi's like, Oh my God, how have you done this? Your twins? Yeah, they're having a blast. So then Stephanie is like,
Starting point is 00:50:25 I want to make a toast. And my toast is, I don't need your approval. So get on my way. I don't know where I'm going, but get on my way. Okay, you can see my way. Yeah. And Carrie's like, okay, let us go around the table and all say, I was like, oh, God, of course,
Starting point is 00:50:42 Carrie's the one with the, let's go around the table. Yeah, let's talk about the positives and the negatives about being quarantined. I'm like, let's not use the words positive and negative when we're gonna be talking about coronavirus right now. Reward that, please, ma'am. Yes. My negatives has been my business
Starting point is 00:50:57 because I wanted to start making my own money. And towards the end of last year, my business was thriving and I was so proud and we were doing so good and then the pandemic and took it all away from me. Okay, who's next? To think that I spent all those hours on the beach with a metal detector, finding materials for my jewelry. And now this, it's a shame. And the ender is like, well, I have decided that I'm coming out with a winters dress you can wear 500 ways. And I'm starting to see a shaman and I want to be softer and less reactive and I would
Starting point is 00:51:33 like to put the trauma of being raised in a carnival behind me. Thank you. I've gotten off all my antidepressants, all of my ADD medication. I was like, is that your way of saying you stopped doing coke? Because the only time I ever hear people saying they stopped taking their ADD medication is like code for, I'm sick of my nose dripping. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:54 That's it. Yeah. So, Cameron, I have no idea what a shaman is. I think of a magical wizard. Like, I feel like shaman should be like in a movie like Lord of the Rings, you know? Like, hmm. No, no, I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Well, it was like three weeks ago, or three weeks into the pandemic, and one of my twin said, Mommy, I like coronavirus, and I said you'd like it, and she said, yeah, because you're home more. I mean, it was like a knife, a knife through a very intelligent person's heart. Like I was devastated that she was making these comments and not doing her homework. I was like, stop talking. Here's a problem set.
Starting point is 00:52:38 You're now one step further away from my rainbow Rolex. Every minute you spend talking to me about my life is a minute your father away from your MD at 17. Yeah, and someone asked her if the hospitals were full because this is Texas and there's a lot of different political types there and I feel like Deandre keeps hinting at like, oh, are the hospitals full?
Starting point is 00:53:04 Or like, oh, well, hospital's full, or like, oh, well, I guess the restaurant's closed, we had to change reservations. Like she, Tiffany had to think that, she thinks that the closing of the restaurants is an overreaction. Yes, I keep getting those hints from her. I don't wanna keep you through anything,
Starting point is 00:53:18 but I just keep getting these little hints with her attitude. Yeah, that's interesting. And I think Tiffany must have picked up on it too, because she tells them, I am taking care of patients who have succumbed to this and it's real. Okay, there's real devastation. And she tells us, if I encountered someone in real life that says coronavirus isn't real in its liberal hoax, I would say to them, let's not be friends right now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, that's fine, but how many of those people died at Bob's?
Starting point is 00:53:46 Okay, do we have to close down Bob's? And it wasn't from sitting inside at the restaurant, okay? And then, uh, Jenna Jen sister has COVID, so there's that. Um, and so Tiffany is like, uh, I'm just saying, yes, there's a novel coronavirus that's infecting people and some of those people are sick and dying and that's a fact this guy is blue. So there's that anyway let's get back to this let's get back to the social gathering that we had to do for TV. Yeah let's get back to this yeah group this indoor gathering is indoor gathering of eight people. So Brandy is, of course, is Brandy's turn.
Starting point is 00:54:26 So it's time for some fun guys. Brandy's like, I want to back it up. 2020 didn't start great for me because I made, okay, this is my crying voice. Let me touch my eyes a little. I'm crying right now. I made a very ignorant and sensitive choice. And I'm sorry, I had a lot of shame. I went to a mental health facility
Starting point is 00:54:45 because I thought no one wanted to be friends with me so I thought maybe my life should go away and now Deandra's crying and Tiffany's kind of smiling and nodding at her like hmm okay Leanne is so mad that she does not get to have this sub scene this season oh she was so ready she was so ready to do one. Oh my gosh. So Tiffany's like, Oh, my cheers for being so vulnerable. Can we have some alcohol in here and let's do that.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Yeah, and Tiffany's kind of like, she's like, I'm just kind of confused like how obsessed she is. Like it's kind of like a kid who hits another kid, but then starts crying like I don't get it. Yeah, that's the best way to put it. Very well said, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:55:32 So Tiffany tells her, we should talk later. And Brandy just holds her temples like, oh shit. She's like, she loves me like, I thought that was good enough. Right back, I have to cry now. I've said suicide and that didn't seem to work. So I'm going to go cry now. So then Carrie goes over to her, goes, ah, someone is not willing to keep you a second chance. They don't deserve you.
Starting point is 00:55:58 So the producer asked Carrie, what is the difference between Leanne? Because you got so mad at Leanne last year, why is it so different now with Brandy that you're just so willing to let it go? And Kerry says that the difference is that Leanne was doing it out of hate. Yeah, then we see a flashback of some of Leanne's greatest hits in Thailand. Oh my god. And you're sort of like, yeah, I kind of can't argue with that. Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:23 You know, like for a moment, I was like, I was like, this is, well, I mean, like, this is just as bad as what Leanne did. Then I'm like, I'm like, mm, yeah, I can't argue with that. Yeah, I'm with you. So then Carrie is like, you know, brand new video was ignored and stupid, but she's been very upset. And I don't think she'd ever do something like that again.
Starting point is 00:56:41 And sadly, I have never seen that from Leanne. And, you know, point, Carrie, don't love Carrie, but I think she's got a point there. So Stephanie tells them, look, I was at Deandra's house, and I had no idea that Brandy was taking it so hard that she was suicidal. And Stephanie's like, oh, you know what? You asked me to talk.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Excuse me. Let me get out of your way. So now it's time to have a very serious talk. But before that, are those kishes over there? Yeah, so weird. They set up this very serious talk, and then they cut to the ladies. And they're not doing anything, but it's
Starting point is 00:57:23 like a full minute of them. Like, oh my god And she's a lot of us We love Mexican feeds so much we went back to Mexico for more so Tiffany now You know Tiffany's great in this. I love I love the way. I love how direct she is and she's just like I don't want you to think that I'm coming at you or attacking you,
Starting point is 00:57:47 but I think I'd be remiss if I just sat here complicitly, like, what you do is wrong and hurt a lot of people, and you know that. And Brandy is like, no, I was ignorant. I was in sentence, if I made a mistake. And Tiffany's like, I want to tell you about my past. And so she starts talking about how her parents immigrated to America when she was three,
Starting point is 00:58:04 and she actually was still in, I believe it was China. And so for three years, she didn't even get to see her parents. And then at six, they put her on a plane alone and just sent her from Beijing to New York. And she hadn't seen them for three years. She didn't know any English. And she got thrown into a school where the kids came up to her and they did the thing with the eyes and she sort of does it. They did this thing.
Starting point is 00:58:29 They did this thing. And then almost like it goes to be continued. And I personally, I don't know how you felt about this, Ramy, but that actually kind of bothered me that they made this actually very real and very emotional moment like a to be continued cliffhanger. I felt like that was actually kind of and very emotional moment, like a to be continued cliffhanger. I felt like that was actually kind of wrong in that moment. Yeah. I mean, you know, the whole thing about the first thing about exploiting it to make Brandy
Starting point is 00:58:54 a victim was bothering me. And then, you know, the whole thing, of course, is bothersome. But that said, the way that she handled it, the tifting handled it, I think was just really good. And I love that she would, she even said, she was like, listen, if I don't say something, I'm complicit. And this is my opportunity, you know, to tell you what the fuck I just felt like it should have been like, they should have like, I don't, I don't think they should have broken it up.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Cause I think it was actually a very powerful scene and it was like an important scene. And first, they're just sort of like, they're slicing it right down the middle with the tube you continued. But they're also kind of just like using it as bait for us to tune in next week, which kind of felt a little cheap to me.
Starting point is 00:59:38 I mean, I'm still gonna tune in and I still like what you had to say, but I kind of didn't like, I didn't, there was something about it that I did not like about them, just throwing it into, turning it into a cliffhanger, instead of actually a very honest moment where a lot of people could have learned something, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Well, I think it was a pretty good scene, but yeah, I see what you're talking, I see what you're saying. Yeah, it was like, that was like a, that was like my gut reaction to it. I was sort of surprised, but that being said, putting that to the side, I'm really digging Tiffany. And I'm, it's gonna be interesting to see how this show is in this new chapter,
Starting point is 01:00:16 also in a pandemic. But, you know, so far I enjoyed the first episode. I did too. I mean, I was laughing out loud during the whole episode, mostly because of Cameron. You know, I was laughing out loud during the whole episode, mostly because of Cameron. You know, seeing these characters come back cracks me up. I mean, Cameron is hilarious and I'm all over. I've been saying this whole time like, we've lived through this, right? So, I don't necessarily, and I think a lot of people feel like, I don't want to see Corona on my TV,
Starting point is 01:00:40 but at the same time, they have to shoot the shows or we don't have TV to watch. And if there's's one person I want to see go through this it's Cameron because you know it's gonna be like the sitcom version Yeah, it's already cracking me like it's already cracking me up And the mom of the indie and rest of I like but yeah, I like it. I'm glad it's back Yeah, I think I think it's good and Yeah, I'm excited to to see how it unfolds and work as so time will tell everybody. Time will tell. Welcome back Dallas. And thank you all for listening. We'll be back tomorrow. Let's see today is Wednesday. So tomorrow we'll be back with orange County. Yes. And just so you guys know, this Friday will be a Southern Charm
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