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Episode Date: November 22, 2018

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Who cares what happens? Who cares what happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hey everyone, welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me on this very special Thanksgiving giving turkey day episode it's my lovely friend who I'm most thankful for Ronnie Caram from the Roseprix Bachelor Rose Podcast, what's going on? Well hello, I'm thankful for you too little turkey.

Oh, you're the turkey all. Oh, turkey hugs. Turkey hugs. Turkey turkey. Clone mat turkey. Clone mat turkey. Don't steal my turkey. How about that? I cloned your turkey just to piss her off.

I cloned the Mayfly or two. You know, God help us. Oh my God. Well, I mean, is there could be any more thankful than to have one of the silliest Dallas episodes this season happened for our Thanksgiving episode. I mean how amazing how hilarious. Wow. Yeah this whole episode was a fistful of turkeys but with some delicious stuffing. I mean this episode was crazy. I was cracking up the whole time. Girl you're called you're called a phone girl girl girl and they're giving Cameron so next

Screen time it's glorious cameras really come into her own I feel I hope people are I've come into to appreciate her the way that we have appreciated her since last season She's just hilarious. She's she's always been in her own. Okay. Yeah, I can't my own when I went to art school. Okay I'm a global distributor of me because I've already come into my own like I we even got distributed today. I Strip their goal the only thing bad about the episode was the end when they said then next week at the season finale I was like to show but oh Yeah, but when they showed clips of it in Leanne,

it's in like 70s, Garber, whatever the hell they're wearing. And she's just laying on the lawn going, I'm so alone. No, I'm so fucking alone. Just poking Brandy's chest. Like this is, this is why this show is like ringing over Orange County. It's this sort of shit.

This is what you call a cast. This is what you call drama, okay? This is the real shit here. Not some like, some bullshit about, like, what did they even fight about this week on Orange County? I don't even remember. I don't remember either. But they fought.

I don't remember either. I smushed it from my brain. We still got a month of festivists, you know, real housewives, rubber ladies, beaten each other up for no reason. So I had no reason to think about it currently. All right. And Monte Dallas and Turkey.

I'm not eating Turkey, but you know, it's still there. And I have to pretend everybody around me's not a murderer. And they have to pretend that you're not a pussy. Yeah, that's true. But I'm still a murderer because I'm eating salmon right next to them just to be like, look at me. I'm being nice to the world for six months. I got my cigarette out on the ground.

Yeah. Listen, you can feel better because that fish family, you, you can know that if you were just like a normal person to wait turkey on Thanksgiving, that fish family would not have been destroyed by you. But instead you are a vegetarian now and like that fish family that was going to celebrate the holidays together had one of its numbers destroyed to feed you on Thanksgiving. Yeah, I ruined it. Okay.

At least their conversation was a lot dumber than the Turkey's family. So I feel better. You don't know that. Yeah, I'm taking baby steps into being a good person. Okay, salmon is next. Just hold on salmon. Maybe by the next Turkey day, I'll give you up too. But for now, those salmon goes from an upstream.

Okay, they willing, the first of all, they're doing exercise. They're going upstream. They are dodging bears every single day I mean, that's that's tough work. Okay, yeah No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no for all their sins. Why do we pardon turkeys? I don't know. This turkey was going to get deported to Italy after spending four years. Oh, we better not pardon that, Jersey. We better not pardon that, Turkey. Okay. I would eat a gorgah at this point. I feel like that's kinder to the earth to be all with you or a juu dice. Sorry. Oh, all right. Anyway, anyway, the point is the point is this we it's Thanksgiving and

with Thanksgiving, that means only one thing. It's Christmas season. Okay, which means it's time for you to get your crap and Christmas gear. There is a you can get your Ramona ho, ho, okay, or you can get your happy Ramonika or you can get your Ramona Santa Legging things go to watchacrapans.com to get that stuff because it's awesome And you're gonna just be the talk of the town for all your Christmas parties And that's basically that and now we can move on to this penultimate episode of Real House was a Dallas for the season, which was just so, so deeply funny.

We don't take pictures, we don't take pictures. Snap, snap, snap. Just writing notes for the opening credits was cracking me up the previously. So we don't take pictures. Bitch, what are you doing on top of this? Like if you ever wrote a book, Brandy, if you ever wrote a fucking book, that's it. Bitch, what are you doing? I'm talking.

Is that the name of the book? Yeah. Um, I just want to say, by the way, uh, we're looking at your text right now. I felt it. You, yeah, I was. I actually randomly talk about Joe Gorgah. Maybe want to look at Joe Gorgah's Instagram. He is not Instagram verified.

He has four hundred sixty two thousand followers. He is not Instagram verified. He has 432,000 followers. He's not even verified. That's. They changed the rules and they made it really unfair. Nobody can get verified. I can't get verified with my 100 viewers. So there. So rude. Yeah, it is rude. I'm very angry right now. I don't even know why I'm feeling great, but I'm like rage just makes me feel so good. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think I was talking about know why. I'm feeling great, but I'm like, rage just makes me feel so good. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think I was talking about Brandy. Well, you're in the spirit of the pilgrims

who are angry at the king and they decided to come to America instead. So, yeah, it's great. You can't, thanks for the boat ride. This is our country now. Yeah, Mayflower. So anyway, so this episode, it's one of those things where we see like previously on,

da da da da da da da da da, and then you see a flash of real house house of those things where we see like previously on and then you see a flash of real house house of Dallas and then we're like back at the dinner where Brandy is losing her shit because she thinks that Leanne didn't fully delete the topless video of her from like her eye cloud and her rain clouds and anywhere else that the video might be. So she's just like losing her mind. else that the video might be. So she's just like losing her mind. And Leanne has been to anger management and learned to turn it around and make the other person infuriated. Yeah. Because she does that thing, that fighting thing where you just eat a bite while the other person is yelling at you. And it just makes Brandy crazier and crazier. And

it's hilarious. And I still think she's eating pretzel bites. It's unverified, just like a joke workout. But I think she's like, my mind She's popping. She's popping pretzel bites into her mouth. So Brandy's like, I don't trust you bitch. And she says, well, oh, I can say it's Brandy. I'm sorry. You don't trust me. Well, once you pop the can't stop. And then Brandy's like, I really don't think anybody here trusts you. And then everybody just looks at each other like, other like oh shit and then we're into this episode. And the answer is like okay, Brett's a pop and cam's like I trust her. Yeah and Carey is like you know I'm working on trusting Liam. It's just still the words sometimes aren't the best girl like that's not the best words. So Brandy is like you've come down but behind my back, you're a different person. You're exactly who you were before. And Leanne's like, well,

seems like my pretzel bond technique isn't working. So let's take it to the next level. Let me make a sad, kermit face and look down at the ground. Kermit face. His face. And Camry is trying. She does kind of do that when she puts out her lips. She's like, no, Martha's so many songs about rainbows. So what is on the other side? Moving right along, Brandy. Moving right along. So Cameron's like, that's not fair, Brandy. Okay, to say that behind your back, like she's a different person now.

And Brandy's little tiny eyes are popping out of their squint Like crap. She's like how is it not fair? It's not fair for her to say all the things she said what about mom and D saying I'm an alcoholic I was like I think you were holding like a full drink and they went back for another one And they took like wine bottles off the table. Why is it such a shock? Also the mom also you Literally last episode hatched a plan to go wasted so that way someone would call you an alcoholic So that whole line like that you ruined the whole alcohol thing like you You ruined it and then you admitted that you used to drink a bottle of wine every night just to go to sleep.

So yeah, that's an important point there. And I still stand by my point. That's not called being an alcoholic. It's called being a mother. But still, you know, I mean, you can see where the air is coming from. Even though the air was just saying all that stuff as revenge, you know, and again, don't stand up for anybody on this shit because they're always wrong. So, Cam is like, it's Instagram. She's walking around talking about you. And she's like, I fucking despise you, man. I despise you.

I was like, Oh, Jesus, the gates of baby hell are opening up. I know. Leanne just looks off to the side like, I'm going to take this piece like I always did at the carnival. I just looked to the right and pretend I was throwing little rings on soda pop. Anybody want to come stand there in my head because it just is always raining on me. So Cameron's like, I trust Leanne. Andy is like, Cameron, you're never side with any of us. You're just never up front and honest. So Leanne is, you know, which I don't even understand what that line of reasoning was.

She just wanted to come at Cameron. I think because Cameron is friends with Leanne. So then Leanne, finally, her master plan starts to pay off in dividends. She turns to Stephanie goes, or she turns to Brandy because cassette, do you think that Stephanie is lying about my progress? Do you think that you're best friend who's been saying such nice things about me? Do you think that she's a liar? Because that's what you're in blind. That's what you're in blind. Pay it off. Pay it off. And then it sets brandy over the edge. So she's like, you know what? I feel like you're all fake bitches. Just letting it out there. And this definitely is like, oh, oh, my God. Reverse cry.

She starts looking around like she's looking at the exits on both side of the restaurant. You know, it's like, I'm crying now. Oh, my God. Look what you did to me. And Brandy tells us, I don't understand how anyone can move on. I think she's talked about our marriages being terrible. Your marriages are all terrible. To our finances. Dandruff probably has $200 and we all know it. And that we adopted a baby to save my marriage. You adopted a baby to save your marriage.

And by the way, she said that one to your face. That's true. I think Lian said all of this to brand his face actually. And probably a lot worse. You have an extra foot that hides in your reinies. How about that? I know that. I hear you've got seven toes. How would you feel if I said that to people? So Brandy's like, you're a bitch and she gets up and leaves. And then Leanne does that like, more or less, so many songs about rainbows,

but then she's really kind of crying. I was like, come on, I like, she's a wiping and visible tear. I feel like she's got eyelash glue in her napkin that she's poking yourself in the eye with. She's like, I wonder if I have a little button on the side of my eye that will make me want to have some eye scrim. Let me push it a little bit. Does it make me look like I'm crying? That's a coincidence. She's sitting yourself on the face with a pretzel bite. I lost my touch. Ow, pretzel about. Ow. He's one of everyone's stuffed animals.

So Brandy is just like totally yelled at someone and called him a bitch and tried to turn an entire table against somebody. Walks away under the construction signs crying like she's been victimized. Yeah, which is just why I can't take her, you know, if you're going to be a big, strong, bitchy housewife, there'd be a big, strong bitchy housewife. You know, don't scream at somebody that there are bits in the walkoff crying like somebody did something to you. Pick a lane. And now at this point, Deandra starts to get any choked up.

She's like, I just, I feel like mother, that, like, I'm in the middle right now. I'm stuck in the middle because I got Leanne over here and I have Brandy over here. And I just feel very caught in the middle and lands like, I would never, ever put you in the middle. That's not what I would do. Although we can all agree that if you even look at Brandy, she's on her side right now, but you're not in the middle. And Stephanie, I would rather give away my friendship with you

Suffer, okay, well I have to put my friend up here, so I mean I would rather let you go Okay, I mean you don't have to leave right now you can stay if you want I mean why you even have to go to that bitch. I don't understand. I mean, you don't have to leave right now. You can stay if you want. I mean, why do you even have to go to that bitch? I don't understand. I thought you were on my side. I mean, aren't we friends? I mean, friends, I'm letting you go.

I'm letting you go. But you should stay by me. You should stay. Did you ever know that you were my hero? You're everything I always wish I could be. Did you know that? Go. Stay.

When I was a little girl, my mama said, if you love it, let it go. And I let go, my blinks. And'm a said if you love it let it go and I like how my balloons and then I said fuck you Blaine You let me know where these stand balloons My mama said if you love it let it go and I swear to God I flew off those swings so quickly man I was just lucky that there was an inflatable slide across the way that I crashed into otherwise out of the gutter Like those swings love me So she's you know she's doing her full on victim thing

and they're showing Brandy walking in cuts. She's wearing the Cheryl Crow sleeves, which I've mentioned 20 times on the podcast. The Cheryl Crow invented sleeves to wipe your butt with. So you don't have to use toilet paper. And I love the brandy swearing. Also, so we're always talking about, or that I'm always bringing that up.

Those things. Lease of Andropump maybe. Oh, yeah, maybe. There was a big run on those big sleeves. So I like to call them Zora sleeves because the Zora people in Zelda have big sleeves like that too. At this point, yeah, I'm trying to remember who had those big. I'm envisioning those big sleeves with like the Catherine White.

Catherine from Southern Charm. Oh yeah, I think she has a poopy sleeve, but I think she does have the one piece. Oh my god By the way, I was so excited. I checked Instagram on on Tuesday night and I looked our friend Sylvia She's in Charleston right now and she is eating dinner at Niko and I was like oh my god you're at Niko And of course she has no idea what that means because Niko and I was like oh my god you're at Niko and of course she has no idea what that means because she doesn't watch TV. Oh my god we should get a review on the show because she's my favorite reviewer. So review anything. So be like it's raining today and the rain it's mediocre it could be harder. She would say that's awful that's probably what she would say. That's usually her standard review. I mean, it was just awful.

So now you can tell before this interview session, that Stephanie sat down for, that she's been told off by Brandy. Brandy's cried to her for like 10 days and said she doesn't have her back. Because Stephanie comes back for this episode like completely different than she has been. I think in the interviews.

She's like, the answers, well, fake bitches, and we are because like our tale is between our legs. Like, am I being a bad friend? I am being a bad friend. Because I don't want to be in the middle right now. Even though I know, Leanne was wrong. Oh, give me a break. She didn't even do anything. She took a picture of Brandi with a whole thing. Okay, even if she did something wrong. You wrong your poor form on the ends part that I think we can agree that was poor form but Brandi is also but they're also post like totally turning you know scream at Leanne and not doctor for the rest of the trip she deleted off for fun what do you want and it's also by the way all recorded on

Bravo cameras so there's that flaw in the logic too. Either way, my favorite part about this was how Brandy like Brandy is like you know stomping down the street in the middle of Copenhagen You know Deandra is like expressing what it's like to be caught in the middle and the screen keeps doing all these different panels It was literally like 24 it was like the episode of 24. I have always dreamed of but instead of the It's just Stephanie going. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Sorry, you were actually trying to say something. 24 hours I got so many omels. I tried to set a hard perimeter, but I found it was really hard to open up a socket. I just like an American, a perimeter. So Leans over there poking herself in the eye with pretzel bite still and being a victim and Stephanie, Stephanie's like, well, I will say that you've been trying, but the alcohol whole thing.

I mean, please, like, when you hear yourself about to say something like that, like, please, dig deeper. Leans like, listen, when I'm hurting, I cut you off at the ankles and watch you try to crawl away from me as you're bleeding. And Carrie just turns like, oh my god, girl. I also just talked about your delivery girl, okay? Just talked about it. If Recording News is time for commercial break, they're just the heads, but they work. Well, raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or one-degree app. I also I love that like in the middle of this entire scene Stephanie gives her like a midterm evaluation like okay so you're doing great work for us and you've been really

great you like you're you're doing you've been great but there's some areas that we could work on so here is a list of things. And we were going to evaluate you again next month. Let me tell my friend. So Brandy's trying to call Stephanie, but Stephanie's not answering. And Brandy's eyes, I don't even know how she saw where she was because they were squinting so hard. It was like there was a snow storm in there.

She was so mad that Stephanie wasn't answering. So she called second best stuck there was a snow storm in there. Okay, she was so mad that Stephanie was answering. So she called second best stuck in the middle with you over there, Dandra. Yeah. And Dandra's like, how are you mother? I'm so sorry, did I spend too much? She's like, are you there?

She's like, yes, I'm here. I'm going to the heart down the street. It's called India something. It's like, okay. Now, by the way, it was not called India something. It was an Indian restaurant, but it was called, not, I noticed that maybe it was, I don't know. You know what, I'm not gonna die on this hill.

Mother, I will not die on this hill. But, okay, Brandy, let me make a distraction for Jack, okay? And then I'll get over there, right this moment. Okay, hey, Leigh Ann, there is a problem in the server room. I need you to go and check there because we can't download files at the moment. All right, I'll go check downstairs in the server. See what's going on? Clump, clump, clump.

Down downstairs. Wait a second. Nothing's wrong with these servers. Was the Android line to me? Clump, clump, clump. I'm upstairs again. Wait a second. She's gone.

That was my version. It is. Distrovert or distributor, distributor, distributor. The t-andra in the server room of 24. That was liant. That was my, my, my little theatrical ode to 24 of Deandra creating a distraction in the server rooms that way she could escape from CTO to go rendezvous with her contact at the Indian restaurant. Brandy would be the worst by ever because she won't even look at the sign of the restaurant.

She's like, I'll screenshot the name and send it to you. Yeah, she wouldn't. And then she didn't even tell poor Stephanie because, well, so first, like then Deanna goes there and then Stephanie gets up and of course, Leann is, she's so hilarious. She goes, Stephanie, before you go out to the perimeter I just want you to know I just don't want Brandy's feelings to drag you to where we were We might such good progress Stephanie Think I think you guys just have to fight okay some of God forbid someone has a heart like it'll probably be me I'll have a heart attack and be dead on the floor.

No, we didn't help me. These bitches will just be fighting with each other and just die. But first guys, this is amazing. You guys should have a bite girl. You should have a bite of this. So Dandra leaves with Stephanie to go find Brandy and then Leanne, of course, who doesn't want anybody else to hurt. No, it doesn't want anyone to be in the middle.

God forbid. So like Dan, believe in it, not being here. I did it. I get it. Well, little hope we had just walked out the door. Yeah, yeah, she's like, okay, she made her choice. She made her choice. I'm not putting her in the middle.

I'm just saying that she made her choice and she's put herself in the middle So that's that well, I see a tourist across the table the Brandy planted meet up ice cream You snooze you least terrorist ice cream. Mmm. I'm gonna tour get this ice cream Where were you the night of Deandra? We're leaving first for Brandy. Oh, you're right here. God easy witness So Stephanie me was so when we're back at the Indian restaurant, Deandra's already there. Stephanie comes running in. She's clearly been running through the streets of Copenhagen,

totally lost, because she goes, My phone's at the hotel. I just ran around until I saw something that reminded me of Travis getting angry. And this place was really red. So I came in. Here you are. I was in the street and I was so down. Travis decided to go back to Harvard again. Oh my god. I'm gonna get a Jesus learn. MAH! Then I saw Andy and something. MAH! Here we have. I did it. God, do you have a Chloe?

I lost them. I lost them Chloe. They got to the perimeter. Chloe would just let the terrorists take over at these bitches' run. Chloe would just be... I am done! She just be scowling.

Should we send someone in to deal with Leanne? Not now, Chloe. We don't have time. Fine. So Brandy, of course, isn't grateful for any. She's just made half the cast and the crew move over to India, something which was from a mission. They started restaurants.

Yeah. Lord knows they didn't, you know, they didn't have any filming permits or whatever. So Brandy is just devouring it up over there. And Stephanie is running in. She's probably just jumped on every trampoline on the sidewalk trying to find her, you know. And Brandi's like, I'm so glad you're here, but I feel betrayed. Yeah. I'm turning Brandi into Carol. That's how much she's annoying me right now. I feel like Brandi is Carol's election storyline. Yeah. Brandi feels like

I feel like Brandy is Carol's election story line. Yeah. Brandy feels like Stephanie would rather be friends with Leanne than do the hard work of sticking up for Brandy and which is sort of, you know, it's kind of, I don't know. It's kind of funny that she's willing to step into. That's it. The only reason you're even talking to Stephanie again is because you put her through such a ringer And you're such an abuser that she had to come back crawling on her hands and knees so she wouldn't get yelled at me more on National TV and be made to cry and by the way

You're the only one who's made her cry like that over and over again lady So Deandra's like well mother. I would like to voice an opinion here. May I pull up a chair next to you mother? Okay, so here's the thing about the green miracle, okay? It needs to be in a pouch. Second of all, I'm really hurt that you called me a fake bitch, okay, because I'm not a fake bitch. I'm a real bitch, okay? I'm like so real, you can put me in a jar,

or I'm in a pouch, mother. I'm a bitch on wheels, that got the island of the preveh, honey. And Brandy's like, but I was just trying to, and this Stephanie jumps in to cover because Brandy has no idea what she was trying You know, I know that it's it's annoying when I get this angry at one person It's like relentless bitching about the person, but she's getting worse by the week. It's making me nuts So Stephanie jumps in she's like she was just trying to minimize it. She goes, yeah

I just meant if you were in my shoes You would have felt the anger that I felt and you would have supported me more. They already came to India something. Okay. Well, she wants to be grateful. India something. Meanwhile, Carrie's like, well, here's the good news. Girls, I'm going to take Zory to Tivala Gardens tomorrow. I'm going to ride the girl. It goes all around the girl and it's like girl girl.

And cameras like to bully. No, that is just disgusting. Where's a hamburger? Yeah. So they go home and pack and the next day or a few days later, they're back in Dallas. Yeah. Look at those bull statues. They have a cup and hogging. It was Dallas. Yeah, and things have gone to Helen Dallas. Jeremy has been using a devil to eggs dish to hold shrimp. I mean, men, right? I'll leave Tammy to get off all the park. So then Brandy's with Brewin, you know, being gross. And then court is playing football with the kids. Can't sit in the bathroom. He's playing football with the kids,

and Cam is sitting there in like a fold out garden chair in black and white leopard leggings and like a Mary Pop and some brela. So the send doesn't touch her face. I know, it was like very strange. It was like, it was like Mary Pop and me to travelocity gnome and like like it was just a lot of visuals happening So then all of sugar out some medicine go down I

Slavinson Mary Poppins so okay, so before I get discussed it with you on Thanksgiving When does Mary Poppins returns come at cuz I want to see that in after I was so angry about it like two weeks ago? I don't know maybe Mary Poppins should put a tracking number on herself So that way we know when she's gonna return because that girl has not said when she's gonna be here I'm assuming it's like Mid to late December Christmas. I have a Christmas. Yes. Maybe I don't know just look for a lady in the umbrella in the sky girl I have a Christmas miss maybe I don't know just look for a lady in the umbrella in the sky girl So meanwhile Stephanie is putting vodka in her flower vases. It seems like life goes on life goes on at home And else I know and then she's like I feel like they're

Slowly dying and her gaze her gases. I think there's like four ways to make flowers grow there's vodka And she's like oh my god don't call my flowers mouth all like, see you're practicing. So now we land at Leanne, who is at KB studios. She's getting ready for her, like the perfect ultimate multi-multa multi-view little black dress infinity lands. So, um, with a Dolly part impersonator and Peter blocked on a bitch, or whatever that guy is. You got a ton of it. Yeah, it's the same.

I think Bob Donovich. I've asked you this before. Peter Bob Donovich. Yeah, he's got like the Peter Bob Donovich bowl cut. I have to look at Peter Bob Donovich, because I'm blank how he looks like. I remember, I know the name. He was the mayor of Chicago and he went to jail.

Oh, that's Rod Blagoa, Vitch. That guy. Thank you. Thank you for looking it up. I'd like to say, get him out of the window. Past Gorgas Instagram, all right? He's the same. Rod Blagoa, Donovitch.

As you say, this is a totally different person. That's a totally different person. Thank God for you, the wind beneath my blog. I was like, that is such a high-fledged reference. You made it. I said, Oh, no, it's Rob Ligoyovich. Anyway, so yeah, Leanne is there. So Jeanette is her stylist and Jeanette's wearing like a pink baseball cap with a giant white pom-pom on the top. I was like, Oh, God, blessed Alice fashion week.

Fashion. So Leanne goes to launch the infinity dress. You can wear it 175 ways and pick up with the breasts and see the cliffs. It's going to look like there's no edge on it. I landed from Copenhagen and all I can think is fashion show, fashion show, fashion show goat blood machetes severed hands fashion show This dress went from a vision in my head to a picture to stop motion videos To being shown on a brick wall to a little origami replica To a coaster that had a Polaroid picture scanned onto it to the actual Polaroid picture of sales. To a shower curtain, which you can buy right now, Crappensmurts.com, to a pint glass, to

shock glass, to a Dave and Buster's glass that has it sort of on the other side of it. I need to see if this is an original goal. So I've I've invited O'rod and Angelin. I asked Rob Blugoy of it. Hey, can you put together a fashion show? And he said, absolutely not. I'm the fake mayor. And he asked that, good, you can be a mayor. And you can be a fashion show. That's the that is the spirit of my dress 175 different ways 175 different careers now go Rob what's your name is I love you movies this is my fashion team Janette helped me design it Blagoa bitch help prepare the punch made a bow wig Joe Joe, let's some fold out steps. Marjorine, mop the floor.

Candace got me some Posts from CVS. Thank you girl. Annabelle asked me if I wanted some water. Fashion show, fashion show, fashion show. Meanwhile, over at Carrey's house, Cameron shows up with milkshakes and she's like, I did not eat a lot in Copenhagen because I don't eat food generally. Also, I just like American food. Like not eating for a week and only eating bread, how serving! I just wanted to eat everything when I got back and milkshake was one

Mocha brings on my boys to the Milkshake brings out the boys the yard and I'm like what are you doing in my yard? And they're like we're here in your yard And I'm like but why are you in my yard and they're like we want your milkshake And I'm like I was just in a cup of noggin and they're like we want your milkshake and I'm like, I was just in Copenhagen and they're like, we don't care, we like your milkshake and I'm like, put it like American food and they're like, okay girl and I'm like, okay girl. And then I have my nanny, take the shotgun

and put a cap in their ass cause they were my yard. And my yards like better than your yard. So then carries like, mm milkshhake, girl. Thanks, girl. Here's some iceberg lettuce. I was like, this is lunch. What the fuck? Should have lunch with this.

She literally goes, I'm going to serve a really light lunch. And it was, she took like a spoonful of iceberg lettuce and put it on camera. It's plate cameras like, oh, thanks, girl. That looks a little too rich for me. Yeah, this is my impersonation of the first five seconds of the scene. Hey girl, hey girl, hey girl, thanks girl, thanks girl, thanks girl, thanks girl, no shit girl girl, milkshake iceberg girl. Okay girl.

That was like a little potato salad on the side, which was weird. And there was a fruit plate that no one was touching. Well, thanks for feeding me girl because it took me all day to catch up on emuls. So stressful. Did you know that you know has really come off far away since I was all. I think Harry's like on that trip changed my entire life with my father, my daughter, my family, my country, my daughter my family my country My blood is different now everything is different. It was life changing. Okay, Carrie

So camera's like girl Checked it over Leon and Diane draw. I've never been yelled out like that in my whole life. I was scared She was like And I was like girl She was like, and I was like, girl. You need to distribute your anger since different ways, girl. Just yelling, Tavoli, Gordon's girl. Yellow, Dianne Trog, is a friend on proportion.

She's on proportion, okay. She's on total proportion. You know, like that means friend proportion means that like I'm friends with you But you have to earn my trust back girl Yeah, she got put in Jimmy jail and then Jimmy was like don't be too mean to wear because that not knows what she does And I was like, why are you quoting Jesus Jefferson? And then she put enough money to get damned her out and now she's on probation She better watch out. She wind up in front of Katraz. Cam red literally explained her probation was. It was hilarious.

I know. So, Karri is like, she's like, can we talk about the crazy thing that happened? Oh, is it when you like signed up for the tibalic garden season past, but it was accidentally for the Tiva factory, and I have all these Tivas? Yeah, girl. Was it when you tried to cry, the tiffa factory, and I have all these tivas. Ya girl. So when you tried to cry, I'm finding your daughter, and then crayon started shooting out of your eyeballs. Oh, it's when you tried to go swimming naked in the Baltic Sea again, but it was actually in a ballpark.

Was it when everybody found out your husband was made out of play-dude? Was it when you actually accidentally burned on your house with your industrial grade oven? That was crazy girl. So then the camera tells us the story and it is pricey. She's like, whoa, girl. She's like, yeah, I'm lost her phone for like two hours. And we were looking for it and looking for it.

Then we gave up. Cause we were like, oh, and then there was knock at the door and then Brandy said she found the phone and it was in couch cushions. What were you doing looking in Mark? I said, those are couch cushions. That's a football. What a faux pot. I hide your phone in Mark's football. Girl, next girl.

Friend procreation. Girl, I need to have another piece of iceberg. Let us before this story goes any further. Girl, oh. I'm going to choke on my own time. piece of iceberg lettuce before this story goes any further girl. Oh. Hmm. I'm going to choke on my own time. And you know what it would serve me right. So girl, catch this girl. Surprise twist.

Brandi brings the phone back girl and she's like, I found your phone and Lin-Anne gives us look like, oh. And Lin-Anne just takes it and Lin And Leanne thinks Brandy took the phone girl and let's do it to make sure that the video of her swimming in the Baltic ocean is now gone. But she can't get into the phone without for sure recognition. Or a password girl.

I don't even get it. She can't, I mean, it's facial recognition. It's facial recognition. It's like, or a password. I mean, it's facial vocal and motion. It's facial recognition. It's like, or a password. I mean, I love the kid, but she's not a rocket scientist. Okay. I don't, I don't, I don't know how to get in a phone. But she goes, I don't think Brandi intentionally stole the phone

and carries like, oh, me neither. So then we cut to Brandi and Stephanie taking a one of their walk, which, you know, I mean, this is like the saddest walk ever. Yeah. So Brandy is like, and Brandy, who's worried about being called a bad mother, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I had to point to you. Please. So sad about being called an alcoholic bad mother is definitely, she goes, bye, sugar, who's her dog is definitely goes, she got out. Did you see? And ready goes, I don't even chase her anymore. I don't

even care anymore. Okay, I've got too much going on She can't keep her collar on like what the dog takes off its own collar And you're just letting your dog out into the street. Okay, I hope that no one calls you a bad mother anytime soon Well, I think actually she's being a good mother letting that dog out of that that house of craziness I mean, I don't know what happens in there. I feel like going into Brandy's house sometimes is like that scene in the exercise when everything's like flying against the walls. You're like, what is happening in here?

I feel weird that I have on multiple times compared Brandy's life to the exercise, but sometimes it's just apt. And you know what, it's a compliment, honestly, because you're being compared to Ellen Burston, okay? So anyway, Brandy, so Brandy is like, yeah, great, great. So I found, pancing. So I found Leance. I would like to hear this story too. I have a version as well. So here's what I found. I found a bone. So I took a bunch of cream cheese and stuff

inside the case. Surprise. It's an iPhone XS cream cheese. It is delicious. I ended up selling it in the first call. Does this iPhone have sugar on it? I don't know. So Brandy Basley says she was at the bar and she found the cell phone,

the Leon cell phone like in the cushions and she went up to Leon's room and was like, I found your cell phone and Leon just snatched out of her hands and closed the door. Okay, now I have to, I don't like to correct because who cares about the details, but on this one, I wrote live really big all over my notes because she says, Leanne thinks I stole her phone, right? So she tells us the story, but she didn't say she found it in cushions. Does she or does she say she found it in cushions? I just plan I can't remember because I didn't write it down.

And then later I was like, did she say cushions? But God forbid I were a white. You know? So I just, I think she's lying because, uh, well, we'll get to that later. So she's like, first of all, bitch, I would have flushed you down the drain because I would have gotten rid of those pictures. So then we cut back to Cameron.

She's like, um, well, yeah, I'm so that she cloned Brambe's phone. So I guess if a phone is mixed to another phone, you clone it. You clone a phone girl? Oh my god. This is like a storyline for all of our moms. And that's why you can't ever have anything incriminating on your phone. Because you just put your phone down next to another phone,

and boom, someone's stolen it. One time my mom told me, she goes, she said, well, if your phone was, because that's how my phone was dying, and I had to stay by the stupid charging thing, and she was the charging thing, what do you mean? I said to you now, where you can plug,

they have outlets, you can plug your phone, and she says, don't do that. It steals all of your information. I said, what are you talking about? I said, it's a power outlet. She's like, no, it will steal your information. I saw it on the news. I said, which news?

Because, you know, I go in there. It's like Fox News or like it was like a homage quarterly. That's what it was. Sorry, be one of those outlets. I was thinking of about every time my mom thinks the information is being stolen from her power outlets Yes We're glad the airboard starts a bravo podcast help watch what crap in so like wait a second Read a second someone stole the photo of the turkey I made.

You're like, sorry, Ronnie, but I've become best friends with the power outlet in the Burbank airport. Okay, his name is Sam Sung. He's the new co-host of what he's doing. Sam Sung, yes. Girl, girl, girl, girl, for the campaign of the cl cloning girl I can't believe that Leanne cloned brain his phone girl She's on the phone and carry goes wait what she goes yeah she told me in the hotel that she Cloned it which is so wait Leanne can clone phones now I don't think camera it's a slicks for the thigh like I'm just imagining like a little sheet has appeared in Leanne's hotel room. I call it Dolly. I cloned her phone and turned into a sheet.

Look, it still has a ringtone. Well, I think that's where ringtone I haven't actually heard it. It sounds like the vibration, doesn't it? I've made 30 new brandies each one dumber than the next. Brandy's each one dumber than the next Brandulicity Now I've got 13 I've got 30 ginger shit on my head at one time. I'm the dumbest clone of rapper So Brandy meanwhile is so fired up because she actually feels like this happened so she is like She is the most indicative person I've ever met. She's horrible. She's horrible. She's caught my phone. I'm like so vindictive. Oh my god. I love watching these ladies get so

riled up. Like honestly like the stupidest, the stupidest like revenge tactic of all time. I called your phone. It's like, I've got my, I've got my link into Brandy's Nanny cam on watching that ginger baby throw up all over itself nailed it. Brandy is in like quite possibly the worst episode ever of Black Mirror, ginger mirror. She's just like, just like, they're seeing everything. They know everything.

The phone is next to the to phone they know it all And no one wants to blackmail me Everyone watching is just like waiting for the see the steering commentary that just never arrives Okay, so Stephanie's like Do I think that Leanne has a special ability to get information from phones? No. So if Stephanie's saying that, then you know you really have to readjust your paranoia,

Brandy. She just almost gave her flowers vodka. Okay. So back with Cameron and Carrie, Cameron, oh, oh, oh, so back with Cameron and Carrie. Cameron's like, so I guess Bram, she's not going to the fashion show.

And Carrie's like, um, I'm going to say, yeah, I'm excited. And she says, all right. Do we talk about the phone thing or do we just let that,

just let that lie? Like, what are we going to do here? So of course, Carrie's like I'm going to take up this clone the phone mantle and run with it. Yeah, but not before she has a visit with her parents because after the commercial break we are now at Carrie's house again and or her parents house and guess what her parents are coming in for a visit Which sort of also means we're wrapping up this arc that she has. Thank God. A season long arc of renting out your parents place.

And then making them stay in a hotel when they come visit, because you don't want to clean the sheets on the bed. Yeah, exactly. You mean, you're not rude. So they come and they visit, they're like, hi, hi, hugs, hugs, hugs. And like, how is Denmark and Zuri's like mommy went swimming naked Well it beats their how they met story kid so this story is really boring and carries just like dad I really love you. That's why I took the trip to Copenhagen without you. They've really meant a lot to me. I love you dad. I love you

He's like I mean you just you went to Tivoli Gardens. Okay. Just relax. Yeah. Pretty pretty fantastic. Yeah. So Do you have anything more to say about that? I'm like, I don't I literally have nothing else to say. Nothing. Nothing else. It's like I'm so proud of you for going on a trip. Your family sucks, okay, sir? Make it better. I'm so glad you went on that trip. I mean, thank God you didn't do anything totally ridiculous. Like make a Danish in Denmark, right? Dad, dad, girl, anti-girl, anti-girl.

Today, last night when I got home, I just went up to my mother and I hugged her really hard and I said, mom, I had so much fun in Seattle with Ben. Um, it really brought me closer to you And she's like fuck you fuck do I care do you bring me? How was that a hug to your mother? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. So now we go over to Cameron's house, where it's like, you know, before the season ends, let's remember how awful court is for a second here.

So Cameron's excited, she's like, someone gave me a sparkle dog in the class. And look at it, it's somewhere on my neck right now. I love a sparkle dog. Yeah, they said you need that. And I said sparkle dog, sparkle dog. And he's like, ugh. so yeah, apparently court banished Louis the dog to the basement while Cameron was gone

and let chunk or fudge or whatever that dog's name was into the bed, which is hilarious that there's like this hierarchy of dogs in this household. I know always the fat one gets screwed, because junk was outside to you. Yeah, it's not very nice to any of them yeah it means like kids are different than a dog I mean my kids I leave with nanny's all day and see them twice a week the dogs at least get to get the plane they're on room you know yeah so Cameron has

you know it's time to talk about sparkle dog and the future of sparkle dog so she's like a few weeks ago, Courtney had a call with an international distributor agent and it was a positive call. It was like, I'm a distributor and I want to distribute your SparkleDog and I was like, I love a distributor and I would like to distribute it all around where any place you wanted to distribute it to. But now I'm stuck with all these emails

and I'm mortified and embarrassed. They're not going to think I'm professional if I don't keep up with my emails. Yeah, also every time I email them back, I make sure my emails sparkle and flash like vintage my space and apparently people don't like that. So after Cameron tries to convince us that she's Reese with her spoon and legally blind and just because she likes pink doesn't mean that she's not a bad-ass legally blind. And just because she likes pink doesn't mean that she's not a bad ass business bitch. She gives up because she doesn't want to send emails to people.

Pretty much. She's like, I don't want to give up Sparkledog, but I want to give it my girl. Strips my children. I love my children so much. I love my children. I learned when I was on vacation, ignore my emoles that there's priorities.

And my kids are second to vacation Then it's emuls after the kids like what the hell are you saying is this supposed to be a women environment story because it's making me really sad I was rooting for Sparkle dog dumb blondes answer emails smart blondes answer everything After their vacations So champs like well Look here June you got to be the CEO of the household Yeah, but you can be out in the real world taking things like emails

Married wally before you're the CEO of Sparkle dog. You have to be the CEO of the house shut up So Cameron's basically, you know, she's now like, I just realized that like, maybe I need a partner in the pet space. Someone who knows how to do this stuff a little bit more or so I don't have to do so much work. And he's like, finally, good idea. So. So congratulations, Chunk.

You're the new distributor. Of course, like, no. Season 4. So, Cameron's like, you know, in life you have to do from priorities. You know, even the post office has priority mail, so I have priority in my life too. And you know, here's the thing. Sparkle dog still is my priority, but it's my second priority against my, you know, my first being my children's slash girl trips. And I love my kids. I love them so much party against my, you know, my first being my children slash girl trips. And I love my kids.

I love them so much. I mean, I don't get to have kids again, because you said I can't have another kid. Mm. It's like, yeah, that costs a lot of money. That's gonna be a lot of sparkle dog your partner's gonna have to sell. And you have to spend less on tacky pillows. And then maybe we can talk about a third kid.

How do you stop making real life? Yeah, well, I mean, she kind of, she's basically like hitting yourself in the face with the spoon right now so I can see that. I don't know, maybe he's charming in real life. I think it's more charming when you can smell the money inside of his pocket, you know. Maybe, but right now, I'm just like, you need to go go back to once you came sir at the 50s. Go back there. Yeah, I can't tell if he's just doing dry humor and it's just not translating at all, but as far as I can tell, it's not translating at all and I just think he's a dick. Yeah. So next we go to Lee Ann's event. Fashion show, fashion

show, fashion show. So it's the day of the fashion show. Deandra has a little glam team over her house to get her face done and Carrie comes over and they're gonna talk talk about stuff and Deandra hasn't talked to Leanne or anybody really. So they decide to call Brandy to see what she's up to and of course Brandy Brandy wasn't even invited. And she's like, oh my god, that's fine. My kids are like so crazy. Brooklyn was so mad at me that she destroyed my closet and took my phone to school. And here he goes, that's hilarious girl. What?

And Dandra goes, Dandra goes, like mother, like daughter. I'm like it's a daughter's a phone stealer. Love it. Oh, I just got that. But also like what how is this like this is okay? The kid destroyed your closet and then hijacked your phone. What? Well, you know, she didn't tell everybody that her mother's an alcoholic. So, you know, you take the small wins or you can get it. Baby steps, yeah. So, Brandy's like, I don't know what the end is capable of, but I am not standing for that. She threw up threats like cloning my phone. That is crossing the line. The telephone line. And, Brandy, I mean, it's just so ridiculous, even Deandra's cracking up. And she got mad that someone said she had $200 in her account. Yeah, exactly.

Even Deandra's like, this is like teenfoil hat territory. And you know that D is somewhere saying something like, you know, D is like giving her these eyes like this is not teenfoil hat territory. That is a serious national security risk that a phone can clone another phone. I am going to tell someone my congressman, I don't know, let me put on this teenfoil hat and think about it for a second well I never thought that a little box you plug into the wall could heat up a pie in five minutes but it sure does. So who might have say someone needs tinfoil hat?

by the way don't put that in the microwave learn that the hard way. That's how we lost the first genit. So Brandi... Now here is where I wrote lie alerts because Brandi tells us I should have just left the answer phone at that bar. Okay, wait a second So you're saying you found the phone in cushions at a bar. Leand didn't come to the India bar No, he's a bar. Are you talking the bar in the hotel is what the story was? So we're supposed to believe Leand of all people didn't know that she had her phone through that entire dinner or or you know, this is obviously. After the dinner after the dinner, I think they went to a bar on the hotel and that's where she lost her phone.

But they were still hanging out after that because they had already split up to go to the Indian dinner or whatever the India place. And then Leanne was stuck with the other people. So where did she leave her phone that Brandi went and found it in the cushion? I think it was the hotel and I don't know I think that they they gathered in the hotel lobby or the hotel bar or something I think that's what I leaned from it if I can remember correctly. Oh right So I'm coping Haken when they went back to that hotel lobby. Okay, I see what you're saying the hotel that they're staying in the notice Nevermind. There's not a lot of lurk. There's a loony tune alerts it was a lot false alarm i'm sure you all heard it on your amber alerts of course i got my twice one for my phone and one from Randy's clone well i'd like to say this to the watch your crap in this audience i'm so fucking alone so um Stephanie sends Leigh on some flowers um and Stephanie calls up Leanne. She's like, you are so sweet. Thank you, bitch.

I can't believe you sent me flowers. You are a real friend. He's not in stuck in the middle. And I'm so glad no one here shall go unnamed, put you in a position where you had to turn on me. Thank you. I love when Leanne is in party mode because she does that. I love when Leanna's in party mode because she does that. Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mark the freaking Huykin. So um guess what? Cam said that you're on friend probation with her and of course Deandra She is so easily triggered. She's like what? Frame probation what this can remind her career Yeah, when I saw Cameron I said I was on friend probation and we left however She is dangling like a carrot in front of my face mother

Wait a second dangling it like a carrot is like dangling a treat in front of my face, mother. Wait a second, Dengling it like a carrot is like Dengling a treat in front of you talking about. So I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. As you get ready to beat the crap out of somebody for saying you're on friend probation. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It is a jab. It is a jab. I'm telling you that right now, it is a jab.

A, A, B, jab, okay. And Julie is like somewhere in London like, Jab! Who said jumbles? Ah! Not sh- So even Carrie is like, oh my god, Deandre, she's like, Jesus Christy Andrew, send your seat and shut up, it's not that serious, this is funny. Yeah, but Carrie is the one who like pushes people to the edge and then she's like, oh

my god, they're standing on the edge. They're fighting again. Why are they doing that? So she'll get over it and Dan's like no I'm not gonna get over it. She says you know sometimes you just gotta eat crow. I already ate crow. She's more tastes good. My mother says you can't eat crow unless there's ketchup on it and guess what that crow does not have ketchup So I am not gonna eat it. Okay, Carrie BELCO CROWD Ha ha ha So now at the fashion show people are showing up lians nervous carry dandron and camera and all arrive

Cameron's like oh my god. I love this setup. I feel like I'm in New York fashion week except without all the fashion I feel like I'm a Tomb Raider right now. She was wearing like a Lara Croft Lara Croft ponytail Me I was like, hey wait a minute and then carries like um congrats like I really like fashion So I wore chains in my hair because you know, it's your party and you should be in them. So So I wore chains in my hair because you know, it's your party and you should be in them. So Thanks for having me. I just like to do something a little edgy and like a little crazy and

Also, I just all these from Mark's closet. So I thought you'd like them You want to see my logo? It says Lymphinity There's gonna be a whole lot of pools called Lymphinity and if you mess with them the pools the pool drains gonna grab you by the ankles and drag you down and watch you drown until you learn to apologize because that pool feels hurt. Hey, did you see the Play-Doh replica of Madras? It's over here. So I'm sorry, Mark.

No, Mark. So D'Angers like. So Jeremy couldn't make it because he has scheduled change, they had like a really thing that changed the time, you know, so he couldn't make it. So I'm sorry,ers like. So, Jeremy couldn't make it because he has scheduled change. They had a railing thing that changed the time. You know, so he couldn't make it. So, I'm sorry, and she's like, Oh, don't worry about it. Rich isn't here either. He's out of town.

D'Angers like you. I don't want to say separate lives. I love chute. I just say that separate lives. Congratulations. Both of your husbands are fucking other women right now. Okay, you're equal. You too.

So, Kerry tells us, um, I just like, camp believe that Dandra does know about this. Lymphinity thing by now. Like I barely know Liam. So I got why I wouldn't know, but can't believe that the Antara doesn't know. Like they've been friends again for five minutes. Yeah, exactly.

So Leanne is like, this has been a module. And everyone, welcome. Welcome to the back room of TJ Maxx. We are going to put on a great shave for you today Get ready to see an infinite number of dresses and by infinite I mean 175, but you know what I mean by that Okay, let's hit them boys So he's like that's a lot of ways. Yeah, I don't know how that could work Hmm, I don't know. Carey is so rude I always fall into this trap of thinking,

Kerry's like this fun girl, and she always tricks me because the reunions is when she pulls out her like, oh, I'm a victim. And she is a shitster, but I really enjoy watching her and I'm glad she's on the show, but God, she's evil.

Like you're at someone's launch event. You can't just say that's nice. Like I love the velcro sleeves. Yeah, it's adorable. It's gonna be nice. Yeah, Cameron, meanwhile. It's gonna be nice. Yeah, Cameron, meanwhile, Cameron's very impressed. She's like, wow, so many looks.

I mean, this is going down in fashion history. It's like, look after look after look. It's kind of like watching a whole bunch of clones going down the runway. How did she do that? Did she just put the dresses next to each other girl? It's like an iPhone case with Mickey Mouse ears and then an iPhone case with like leopard pranks. Crazy girl. So then when it's all over, Jeanette takes over the mic and she's like, well everyone thanks for coming to the show and now with the lady of the hour Dallas is Queen B and the Andrews like Queen B and she's just like

like she's just like going out of her mind yeah and then Leon walks down in a wedding dress and you know at first I mean these two really are made to be best friends because Leon tells us Daniel thought I wouldn't walk down the aisle and what? Well, here you go, bitch. So then when Leanne was like, oh, the queen being with definitely a jab at me, jab at the hut, okay? And then walking down the aisle and the wedding rest, that was another jab. Jab, jab, jab.

I don't know if she's going off. I thought we were trying to jab things at I mean. Like, you guys get on each other. You guys get each other and you know how to fuck with each other so well. I know, but Deandra's also very, like, she's very jab triggered. I mean, she thinks everything is a jab at her

and like, let's not forget that her mom made the little apron that said Queen B. So I mean, like, and also it's just Queen B. Like the fact that this is like a serious argument that's being entertained is hilarious. But then when Deandra says that I mean, like, and also it's just Queen Bee. Like the fact that this is like a serious argument that's being entertained is hilarious. But then when Deandra says that I think, oh my god, drama queen, stopping so angry, but then Leanne's like,

oh, war, wed dress for no good reason, for my dress belongs just to piss off, Dandra. I know. There is truth behind it. I don't know. And then Carrie, meanwhile, sitting there like, no, I mean sleeves gross I mean that's really not for me. I mean, but there's poor people who like gluing things to other things

So for them great, but you know, I like like real stores. Don't look at my father Yeah, anyway, let me get this chain out of my hair. So back to Brandy She is with Bruin and she's face timing her mom and she's like, hey mom Be careful what you text or email me cuz bad news Leanne has hacked my phone and all my private information is being sent directly to the Pentagon. This is absolutely true. Be careful And her mom's like I thought that was legal Lot immigration. It's think of Demaya. I've got purple hair and jewels coming out the eyes.

I was like, what? What the fuck is her mother doing right now? And then what she says, Leanne's full of shit. Brooklyn thinks she's always full of that. So back of Brooklyn to be a housewife. And we want to talk about a shitster. She really could do a great job. That kid, yeah, that kid gives me life.

So back at the fashion show, Cam and Carrie and Deandra are talking and Deandra's like, oh, so let's talk about cell phone clone gate or actually I like to call it now just clone gate. I'm like, wow, there's that marketing genius really on display. Wow, that's really catchy. Wow, like you like you really you really took home the prize of that one by Reducing. Right market. Sell your phone, clone gate. Or as I like to call it clone gate, you know what I'm saying? Kind of has a nice ring to it, right? I've decided to start calling cellular fans, cell phones. All right. I think you're friends.

Sometimes instead of saying tissue, I'll just say, Kleenex, that's just why my mom works. Okay. Then we asked behind them, telling you know, some, some gay, I think it's Lauren, right? That guy. Yeah, it was. He's like, Oh my God, I went out of the lab. Where that? And like you totally would do. And Liam. Someone said, I am born first and Birx should have this. Not saying, don't tell her.

I'm sure she's on. She's like, she's unable to hear you through the piles of money through her raft dress. Okay, I learned that from project runway, everybody. Just had to drop some fashion knowledge. Thank you. Diane Bond first and Birx, I'm just going to scout to the back of the shell station where the fashion show. Thank you. Diane Lundversenberg is going to scout to the back of the shell station where the fashion show is going on. So yeah, so she's like, I call

a cell phone gate and camera's like, do you think the hand did that? And Leigh has just standing right behind them. She's like, I'm right here. I actually, is it me or is it a clone of me you'll never know Deandra's like oh, well that was cool. I mean, I love the basic part of the dress And I'm like oh, thank you. You could change it if you want to doesn't have to be basic could be basic with sleeves It's like you get a one long red sleeve and one short black sleeve. It's like really shake cares like is it is it so Deandra is like now Leanne I'm going on the record as a good friend officially TM I would have come to this fashion show come hail or hot water if you weren't even talking to me or I wasn't talking to you I'd still be here because I am such a good friend like that and lands like well if we weren't talking

I wouldn't have invited you. And the end is like, I'll tell you. And then carry to our Cam tells Carrie what's high water. I didn't hear that. It's so funny. And Carrie starts trying to explain it. Well, it's like that thing girl, but like water was low, but then it gets higher and higher. Then eventually it just becomes high water. I'm trying to make an effort to build a bridge. And you're. So then eventually it just becomes high water. I'm trying to make an effort to build a bridge and you're going to jam it me with your high water. Did Dandra just hear the word jab? The way is jab so popular.

I don't know. I don't know why she took that as a jab. Like she says, like if I weren't talking to you, she said, well, I wouldn't have invited you if I wasn't talking to you. Yeah. And so Leon's like, well, we've had a couple of rough months. She has that thing with her lipstick, or she's like,

I wanted to get better. She gets, well, I could have opened your phone because facial recognition wouldn't work on me. Everyone says we're sisters, such as like sisters. And she doesn't laugh. And she's like, well, I'm glad I got the phone back. That poor phone having to scan those faces, it's probably like, all right, just another afternoon being a phone.

It looks like someone wants to open me up. Let's look at this. Oh, God. Leon always starts with a single time. So Leon's like, I'm glad I got the phone back and Cam's like, you got rid of it. So you got rid of the photos. And she goes goes I didn't clone her phone dumb dumb I was just kidding just to make her mad she's oh you were joking

no dangerous like that's not nice that's not nice and curious like it's not nice and Liam's like don't steal my fucking phone then why don't you don't see my phone well do we always focus on what I do and not on what that fucking bitch does okay so what okay I pretended like I cloned her phone and saw all her deepest secrets and was gonna sell them on the dark web fine but what about her what about her she's acquainted at me she stole her phone okay and anybody who believes her one second that brandy did not steal that phone is full of shit and I hope that they have something in the reunion footage of Brandi stealing that fucking phone. How did Brandi of all people come across this phone? It is a little suspicious.

It's a lot of people on the couch. If they weren't talking about Copen, hey, when they were in that, you guys, my timeline, this is going to kill me where this phone was left. Because this is just crazy. The Brandi found this phone. We need to get the security cam footage. That's what we need. Yeah, security cam. My morning. Here's what I saw. Food I couldn't eat. There were like, Cameron, could you focus your camera on the actual crime? The crime was having food I didn't like. Where's the hamburger? And Leon's like, listen, I made up that that lie It was like my little inside punishment, and you know what I lived for it It was like I scream at the end of the day camera. It's like

Was it American ice cream? Oh my god like when I eat brandy's ice cream that she left behind So she's like the other ladies refused. And this is when Leannis Fulont Disney villain, you know, Dr. other ladies rough used to say it because she's a ginger just a sweet little ginger with the sort of asshole. Yeah. Like nobody's saying generally sweet. I just love that she's just like laying into gingers now. That's what she's seen. Gerald Luce White. I just love that she's just like laying into Ginger's now. That's what she's doing.

She's just like twirling her mustache, like ready to tie Brandy to the train tracks. I mean, this show, she's such a cartoon and I love it. And Carrie's trying to, trying to like get Cameron to, like she's trying to bust Cameron because Carrie's like, now girl, you said that you don't think

that Brandy stole the phone, right? Girl and Cameron's like, I used, you said that you don't think that Brandi stole the phone, right? Girl and Cameron's like, um, I Used to think that she didn't, but now I'm like, maybe she did. I don't know Priorities global pedax bow. I don't know Strippeter emuls And Carrie's like, well, I know she wants to be supported by by agreeing with everything Lian says But it makes her look like she's playing both sides. Well, I did that once girl mirror Look at that. I only see your palm no girl metaphor

And next week is the season finale is so sad. It's not fair. Oh my God, this is pretty good. So wrapping up, I think Brandi did steal the fantasy if those pictures were there, got it back to Leanne. And then I think Leanne probably did call Rich and say, do you know how to clone a phone? He's like honey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I think that's a fair I think that's fair to say that that's probably what happened. Oh my god everyone's so wrong It's wonderful. This show comes up with the most cockamami ridiculous

You know plot points. I mean season one Leanne, Shatton, Abasca, and that's like the crux of like a huge drama Season two I guess the hands or the market being in the, I don't even remember that, there were some other stupid petty shifts last season. I can't even think about it right now because it was so silly. And now this season, it's like a cloned phone. I mean, this is just amazing.

Yeah, that's a way to wrap it up. I mean, it's actually one of the housewives that was just aired in the past year that were really sad to see it ending. Because they're been a couple of do'sies of seasons. I mean, there was just Orange County. Beverly Hills did not have the greatest season. It's like a bunch of seasons. Come on, housewives. Come on, babies. I know. Dallas Potomac in New York are basically carrying the housewives franchise at the moment, if you ask me. Oh, you know what? Last season was the flesh eating bacteria and lands boobs. Oh my god. Oh my god. You guys, well, we're very thankful for your

real housewives of Cucuville. Yeah. You're a great show. And they're prepared to be from Texas. I'm proud to have you on my television. I'd like to thank Steve, Rod, Janette, Ben, Danny for filling in for me later. Ramona Singer for being on the cover of our shirts this month. You all spin. I think that's it. I'd like to thank Bravo. Yeah, thank you listeners. Guys, we love you.

We can know her without you guys. I love you listeners. Love you watch it craft. I love you Bravo. We love you. We can know where we're without you guys. I Love you. I love you listeners. Love you watch a craft. I'll love you brava. I love you television I love you be alert where they have you salmon meal You guys I'm gonna swim upstream this year. I'm a fish marching to the beat of my own drummer What is someone's to the ha that doesn't make sense?'t they just swim in the ocean like all the other officials? Hmm, we'll see you guys later. Love ya. Bye everyone. Hey, Prime members. You can listen to WatcherCrapins Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcast. Before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.

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