Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Austin Translation

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

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We can check out my online cartoon called The Real House Warrers of Kitchen Island. And joining me is a hilarious man who I just love to pieces. And I would never, ever get into a fight with him and threaten to leave him in Austin. Because it just wouldn't happen. He's my work husband. it's Ronnie Caron, what's going on? I've been, how's it going? Really, really well, you know,

it's a day that I get to be filled with rage about brand new breadman. So you know what, sometimes it's the little things in life that get you through Ben. It's the little things. How wonderful, she's, has given us an episode where we can just be so angry at her. She also quit the show.

We thought we were going to talk about it last week, but then there was no episode last week for Dallas. So we can talk about it now. Super weird, right? So she, okay, so she quits the show. And then there's no episode, which is really weird. Yeah. And then the show comes back and she acts like a complete idiot and so do they not have the show so they could edit down.

The parts of her looking like an idiot. So like what's going on? Now in real life what happened I think was that was actually really sad and I'm not going to be mean to brand you with this. Actually this is like real life stuff. Yeah's having a lot of shit going on. Yeah, not just like stupid people on TV that we make fun of stuff, but real life stuff, where her mother-in-law was in the car. She was driving one of her kids, I think Brooklyn, and she got in a fatal car accident and died, and Brooklyn was in the car. I mean, that's really, really sad. Yeah.

And then also, she found out she was pregnant, I think, right around the time that we're seeing on the show now. So a lot of things could have contributed to it, but I should feel like there has to be some kind of scandal, right? I think I imagine, you know, she has a new baby, she'd lost her mother-in-law, that accent's got to be very traumatic. She's taking care of a kid who went through that. There's just a lot of stuff and on top of the fact that like, you know, she did go through a pretty harrowing, self-inflicted racist scandal.

So I think that she probably is like, I need to get my shit together and like, focus on the family. So I actually understand that. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna go in on her later in the episode, but in terms of why she decides to quit, I understand that. It's weird that she chose to quit like mid-season. That was weird. I suppose the end of the season, but I'm not trying. I don't understand why. I'm trying to find the post that she put up

last week, but there's only two. Oh, maybe because that's on her IGTV okay let me see here um Brandy Redman today I pray that life brings each of you happiness and in prayer John 1028 kept calling me swipe to read just like the Bible I mean just like the Bible swipe to read um I prayed the baggage uh I prayed that the baggage of the I prayed that the baggage of mistakes feeling rejected used and unworthy are no longer tied to anyone's soul. Okay. So Bible, Bible, Bible. I'm a victim. I'm a victim. I'm like, that's what this reads to me. I have a theory. I have a theory. I just came up with a theory while you were saying this. My theory is that she knew she was gonna look like an asshole in this episode and people would be like,

get rid of Brandy and she wants it to be like, don't worry, I'm already going. Or she wanted it to seem like there could be another take where people are gonna call for Brandy's head. And then, but then she gets, then she's leaving anyway, but then it looks like she got fired, which is really leaving on her own terms. So she doesn't wanna look like she wants to get fired,

but I think it's probably the original one. I think that probably she's saying, like, don't worry, I'm going, you don't have to worry about me. Oh my God, what an absolute idiot this girl is in this episode. I mean, I can't believe it. And I've, obviously I'm probably her biggest, I can't believe it. And I've, obviously, I'm probably her

biggest, I don't want to say Hater. It's just a TV show, but like, she makes me crazy. She's always made me crazy. And even I wasn't expecting this, like, damn, how can anybody be this backwards? Yeah, I was, I was a little, I was surprised that I went to this place. I was like, um, okay. Well, we're gonna get into it. So the episode begins, we're still in this fight. That Carrie and Deandra have had because Deandra feels like here is a bad friend and Carrie listened in on her and is like,

I'm the kind of friend who can always talk to, I'll be quiet and leave this trip. You know, I'm gonna leave this trip, mother. Yeah, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore. I'm gonna be a trip, you know. I'm gonna leave this trip, mother. I'm not gonna talk to you anymore. I'm gonna be, you can talk off. So, see leaves. And Karen's like, well, I'm going to get a drink because I can't even take it anymore.

Okay, I can't take it. And I think I can. Yeah. Yeah, 21, like I'm 21. Maybe you could get a drink and maybe learn to communicate better. And I want to say in Cam, because like like Cam you and I have had our differences and we've worked past some right Cam right why are you nodding like that and Cam's doing that thing where like one eyes kind of squinted close

She's nodding her head sideways and she's just going Yeah But you need to stop correcting us and yes, I appreciate the irony by me saying you need stop correcting us is my way of actually correcting you yeah It's like go outside Okay, and stop correcting us poop you outside Okay, so Tiffany's like I don't know. Does it bother you when I and she goes um correcting people? Yeah, yeah Girl and so stuff. She's like okay, so I left your party feeling very uncomfortable

Um, and it felt very unwelcoming And I've just never been to someone's house and I walk in and they just have like Rule after rule after rule after rule after rule after rule after rule when it wasn't my husband, okay? Yeah, and then we get clips of Tiffany being like okay Everybody means don't wear their shoes to the bathroom another thing We're not gonna find and then we cut back and Stephanie's like yeah, you know that was rough and Tiffany Tells us just in case you guys forgot that Tiffany's really smart and I think 10 degrees She's like I knew Tiffany's really smart and has like 10 degrees.

She's like, I knew it's really make ains. But Stephanie is giving me seas and these for my party. And if this happened when I was a teenager, I would have been kicked out of the house. She would have been known to self. There shall be no more rules ever at my parties. And so then Stephanie's like, yeah. And then like out of nowhere, you started like, yeah, and then like, out of nowhere, you started talking about how your toilets have like, about your toilets and how you have

these like really nice toilets. Like, I was like $3,000 and they're made from the dog that played Toto in the Wizard of Oz. I was like, ew, ew, ew, I'd never seen that side of you before that was like so excessive about toilets, which I love that they are still so mad about the Toad O' Toilets. Like so mad about that. And she's sitting there talking to Stephanie and Cameron who are two of the most braggie women on the show. I mean, Stephanie's not as outward about it, but she's always doing scenes in her giant, amazing closet

and her side mansion with the pool, you know, the pool and the living room that they had to have removed. Cameron's ridiculous with her. So that they're even mad and the living room that they had to have removed. Cameras ridiculous with her. So that they're even mad about the toilet as we, I guess their whole thing is like wealth. What is it? I felt ragged. What is it like rich talks, wealth whispers or something?

What is that? Dureden saying. It's a, yeah, money talks. Money talks, wealth whispers. That rag bitch, you better back it up bitch. You better back it up money. You better back it up bitch. But there's like not a lot of whispering on this show. This is just like mad that someone was shouting a point

and then someone shouted louder when they weren't expecting it. So to be like, well they don't like my roles and they don't like my toilets. Like maybe I do need an etiquette book which I could read really quickly and then write a report about and get an A on. Well, that's just me.

Yeah, and you know what, actually, my toilet can probably read me one while it irons my butt hole, because it does that. It's a total. I have mine, by the way. You know, I'm really sorry for making you feel unwelcome. I mean, rules make me feel welcome.

Like when I walked into my SAT prep class, I was like, this feels like the most lovely place on earth. Like who else just absolutely loved taking an AP exam? Just me, just me, okay. You know, and then like the twilight thing, I don't even know where that came from because I think I just felt so bad for making fun, making Brandy L with that cricket that I hit in her pizza that I started thinking of really exquisite places she could barf. You know, I mean, it wasn't a braggataceous moment. I just wanted to tell her, you know,

like you can throw up in the grass or you could throw up in a $9,000 toy that your choice. Yeah, just, well, I just want to make sure you have the most luxurious barf moment that your steepest stomach can't handle, you know? So then, well, I mean, like, it felt that way, like it felt brassy. Like, I wish I could film the scene in my closet that's bigger than your closet, but I can't. So I'm just going to do it right here. I mean like it felt that way like it felt brachy like I wish I could film the scene in my closet It's bigger than your closet, but I can't so I'm just gonna do it right here. I mean, it was just weird, you know And also I noticed you corrected Cameron and I know that really bothers Cameron like it really bothered Cameron Take it away Cameron really Girl when people correct me they're like it's like you're trying to

me they're like it's like you're trying to belittle them and it's like social ornus and like you know what like when Tiffany's correcting you like you know right away she's talking down to you which is ironic because I'm so much taller than all of them like how do you talk down to someone when you're looking up to them I don't get it. And we see clips of um that's not what two-faced is two-faced is when you say one thing to one person and another to someone else Contradictory is when you say one thing and then change it up later and that by way That's not that to me was like not a belittling moment. That was her being like no, no, no Yet you're you're accusing her of being two-faced, but she's not being two-faced right that was her clarifying in my mind But then Cameron's like, and sometimes Tiffany will

help you and we have a flashback of Cameron being like, what does cathodic mean? And then Tiffany just like laughs in her face. Like now that's a better example, but also hilarious. I mean, you don't want people to laugh that you don't know what cathartic means. Come on.

Well, and then Cameron's like, well, she's like, maybe her parents are constantly correcting her and that was a big insecurity And she's now doing it others because she that's all she wants to do, you know, but like she's correcting people I'm like aren't you the woman who said choose your words carefully. Isn't that like your whole thing? I'm just trying to teach you the correct word. I mean if she had broccoli in her teeth, I would tell her I want want you to be correct, okay? And Cameron's like, um, I don't need you to tell me how to use words. She just, why does that matter? Why does that matter? I'm like, oh, we just, oh, so we're just like, cool of using the wrong word, the wrong. You literally said, choose your words carefully. And now you're like, who cares about the words? Who cares? She's

like, she's like, has a longstanding feud with a dictionary. Like, Cameron is just so mad. She's like, what is it? What does it make you feel so good about yourself? To correct other people. Oh God, you really make me feel rock-cun. It's like, what does that mean? Like sad.

That's not what rock-cun means. Why doesn't matter? It's just a word. It's just a word. It's not ever worth it. You're being little like me. I feel word. Let's see, whatever. Correcting me, your bait little league me. I feel like a cone right now. So Carrie comes back to the table. She's like, what's going on?

No! And Cameron says, she's sitting here saying, I should accept her correcting my words whenever I mess up. And she's like, I'm telling you, just take the feedback. Okay, Tiffany, take the feedback. And just take the macaroni. I'm telling you, just take the feedback. Okay, Tiffany, and take the feedback. And just take the macaroni. I'm sorry, are you just using another word arbitrarily again that I'm not supposed to correct you with?

That's straightal. That's straightal. You're being little in me. So she's like, okay, fine, I've got it duly noted in my phone. Like she whips out her phone and starts writing herself a note. And she goes, never correct you. Just let you be wrong.

Listen, she loves a rule. She just got one. So Tiffany's, she's like, I feel like a whack-a-mole. I like trying to throw a party and stuff said, I suck. And then tried to help camera and she said, you suck. And she's like doing whack-a-mole and pictures of Tiffany are popping popping up and everything. She's like I never meant to the little the little you I was like um you keep you keep barf bagging at me. Do you mean yelling? Yes Not about the word is because you're going in circles

Yeah, but you know about honey. I don't feel like it's genuine So we go back to Deandra who's face time in the journey who and he's like do me a favor pretty lady over there Playing awesome getting the sweet blow job from someone else right now, and I really don't want you coming home You'd rather be out here on the deck with me watching Venus and Mars. I told you not to have strippers over while I'm gone Jeremy They're playing its baby. Oh shit, you put it just moon to me. Get on the lat, Mars!

Let's ride this out together, girl. Ugh. Ugh. So think here is like, I think that what you're showing, I think you're showing affection, Tiffany, by caring and saying, Okay, let me teach you.

And it comes across like you're belittling me. So I think she's hard, you know? It's like saying, Oh, let's party like a 24 but you really want a party like a 21. It's a miscommunication I Get it. I really do and comes like oh now you know my circular fences your boundaries You'll learn you'll learn. Stop blowing me, okay? Guys, in case you forgot Brandi's wacky, here she comes with her blow-up doll again with a penis. Oh, God, Brandi, you're so wacky!

She is so ring-light. Funny? Yes. Funny yes So camera's like you know what Olga check on dawn draw, but she's mad at me guys and Tiffany's like look She's mad at the world right now, okay, but someone else do it please cuz I need to eat at some point Yeah, she's been all this time like Correcting camera and that she hasn't actually had any for food so Cameron goes into D. Andrew's room She's like, Hey girl, you okay girl?

Deandra's doing her fake crash. Like, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, I was 20, like, like, she's like, girl, I don't want you to be in here by yourself. I don't, I really, really don't, and I know you're pissed at me because you're thinking I'm taking Curry's side, but let's sit down for a second. So look now I can pass Judge Monu but we're sitting at so much more comfortable right girl.

But now I don't see my shadow on your forehead like a sundial telling me the time. Okay. So look, I think like her cathartic with you is that you don't cathartic right you probably need to take cathartic steps What are you talking about? Listen, I feel like I feel like the barbell is off with you because you guys are different in the way you guys barbell. And because your interactions are like that she doesn't want to be your intentions or that she does want to be your friend, all she needs from you is just for you to take one big step.

Well, what can I step my foot's take? Huh? What can't I step my foot's take? She's like, you know what? Is there any way you guys can cathartic tomorrow? Because you know what? I'm feeling better now because you're willing to take a step cathartic.

I'm like, well, I'm not going out there. If Carrie's still there, I'm not going out there. It's like a famous man's space one said, one small step for cathartic, one giant cathartic for ring lights. Um, so she's like, don't worry about the, uh, carry, she's probably like dancing on the lawn by now. And then we cut to carry dancing all over the lawn, jumping all over the police drunk, and then jumping in the pool with branding, going, I'm gonna see your poobies!

Yes. So, so, so basically, the end just like, Okay, I am going to stay the nut, also because there is no method of transportation to get me back to Dallas, and I'm not walking back up that track with the dark. So I will stay here, I will stay here in Pretend to Cry. Yeah, so everybody's getting ready for bed, not Tiffany and Dandra in their room,

and Tiffany's like, you take too long to get ready, and you take too long to get unready. And she's like, well, girl, if that's your worst problem with me, that's good. So now it's the next day and oh, no, the kitchen is messy. And look, there's Captain Dick, that wacky Captain Dick face down. And people are waking up and Stephanie goes into Brandy's room with like a my most and frucious again. I bring a special treat. I want a special treat. I brought this just for you. Luckily tired. Luckily tired right now. Are you tired right now? You feel like Brandy?

Do you feel tired Brandy? I feel really tired. I think it was fine, but like I'm kind of tired because I'm not really sure what we were doing, but I think I was tired. What were you doing? You tired enough? I think I was tired. You're the most I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you You want some fruit fired fired You know the you know crescent know, Chris. Is the shape of Insumin Yeah, I mean someone You ever say I Chris on it someone

I can't use them interchangeably. I don't know. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you so Love you. I was in the industry and the industry is like I don't know where I put my hair bands and Tiffany goes, oh, I saw a pack of scrunchies in your suitcase when we were throwing a fit and pretending you were leaving check I was leaving my mother So So Carrie so now Carrie's like talking to someone and she's like oh, yes last night That was definitely parting like I was 21. Yes, I don't know what's more fun to say party like I was 21 yes I don't know what one to say say party like I'm 21 or party like it's 99 you were parting like a rock star well you

know it was so sad you know because the ad drive wasn't there it's like she says she wants to be forward and she is well cathartic to take a cathartic and be the bigger cathart today. Kick. That's got to be like a 21. So the Andra, the Andra is outside listening to her patch. It's a wonderful state and she finds the one patch that looks like it's full of ticks and Pill bugs and she just sits down and it to meditate She found the one tree with an electrical outlet on her

She's meditating to the sound of Darren's voice and Darren who you know is like a part-time roundup bartender Like part-time shaman, and I love that he has his own tape. He's like, you know what? You know what? Right now you need this into nature. Am I hear the sounds of nature? And then you know what I do? I let go. And then I relax.

Cast nature. Pee-pee-pee. That was the sound of a bird pretend. Okay, pretend it was the sound of a bird, and pretend it was a sound of a bird and now you're That was water running okay batch. Okay, you're feeling kind of bad. Now get up and then mummy a 20 Yeah, and the end you just started doing the arms. Oh Oh god. It comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah so dandruff's like there is voice of reason in my life and maybe if I could be more centered I could stop reacting to other people's outbursts you were the one who had the outburst okay I'm no fairy fan but come on yeah so now it's time for a morning workout. They're gonna do a hulu hoop workout. So they all go out back to With Captain Dick and they're playing with the hulu hoops and they're doing it and of course the Andras like Deandras hulu hoops exactly the way she says mother which is go mother and then just drops just like ship us it on

Well, there's my there's my there's my's my, there's my stupid daughter, there's my stupid daughter, just, you know, trying to do the hoops. Yeah. Of course I'm gonna hit the hooping. You think I got on White Snake's bus by being a bad hit mover? Come on! So Cameron looks like a weird little stick.

She looks, she looks like one of those bobble head things on a car while the car is moving, except the head doesn't move. It's like the head stuck to the body and it's just all moving at one time. I'm like, yeah, she just, but somehow like that's what it requires. The hula hoop, like on her head,

it just is up there, just swiveling around and around and around. Yes, and Stephanie actually puts it perfectly because she says Cameron is like a Frankenstein with a hoot of hoop So awkward yet so effective And then Tiffany's like I didn't know that drafts could hula hoop. I'm catharting. Okay, Queen catharting Okay, queen cathartic. Catharic, good thing.

They're rather like a wedding. I'm really good at who look at Arden. I say we get our bathing suits and cover up someone because I have an amazing house cathartic waiting for us. So they're now starting to pack up to go on this boat and Deandra is telling Tiffany that she just needs to talk to Carrie

and meanwhile Tiffany's just looking at all Deandra's pills. Like millions and millions of pills and she's like, I'm a winner although, she's like, oh no, those are my vibrational healing sprites. You know, what you do is you vibrate them and then you spray them on your face and you're healed and you're like, well, I've got that vibrational healing spray on my face, mother're hailed and you're like, wow, I've got that vibration healing spray, I'm a nice mother.

I went to medical school. So I learned Western medicine, but I also grew up in a traditional Chinese household where my mother treated ailments with Eastern remedies like acupuncture and cupping and stuff like that. And the ender takes more supplements and sprays and tinctures than anyone I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah. And then we guess who says this?

Who wants a drink that's funny like it's not a Monday night! Like what is this wine drink? It's like a nostalgia. Yeah. Because she's so like a cover band girl. You know? She's like that girl. She's like that in every party UK there's like some cover band and she's just that lady's like yeah probably like it's 1999

Papa rain Papa rain she's just that girl. But off the top. This one sounds like when the top's cry. Do do do do do do do. Back dance. Back dance. All the time to mention when Deander was with Tiffany, she's spraying herself and she pulls her hair to her front and she's like, okay, create and manifest. You know, spray me right here

because that's where the female third eye is, right? Okay, spray me right there. I think the female third eye is behind your neck. No wonder, Deandra, the wonder you're so screwed. It's like that thing can't see. You have like a whole thing of it. I don't know, I don't know. I don't think I've ever heard that.

It's like a little place for a third eye. Yeah, she's really not, pick Jail, she needs pick Dails. So, anyway, so Karen is like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And you guys pick up all the other cataracts so they get on this bayhan and They finally arrive at the boat it's like 430 and there's like a hot tub on the boat and they're all excited And of course carries like okay you guys want shots? Huh shots or drinks? What you maybe want a little red carpet Red Corvette! Aaaaah! You know what I want?

So fram. Okay, because I'm very C sensitive. I both to the water sea and also the grade sea. Okay, both make me break out. I was so free and does great work. I love you. I would have had him as my job except that I found Daring and Stead and he's cheaper.

Huh. Me too, girl. You know, I'm surprised you didn't get sick on the bus more, Tiffany. The car, the bus, the plane, what is it? The cathartic, the cathartic on wheels. Glad you're okay, girl. So, yeah, so Tiffany tells us that Brandi had Zofran on the bus, which helped with the motion sickness, and it just really saved them. This was on the bus on the way to Austin.

And so they're all going into Brandi's Zofran, and they're like, so you put under your tongue, it's like, yeah, you put under your tongue, it just dissolves. You just put under your tongue, you put under your tongue, and just a lot of loud talk, put it under your tongue, but then guess what? It's like, wait a second, it's not dissolving.

And so then Tiffany looks at the bottle and I'm like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, it's, it's just a different one. It's not, it's just a different one. Yeah, because this isn't the melt under the tongue one. So Cameron's like, that's disgusting. Brandy just gave me a polin' my mouth off. This stapler didn't dissolve under my vacuum cleaner. So Brandy is texting and she's being like,

I have something to be dramatic about. Why is nobody asking me? Like she's making that face. Yeah, that's a question. Where she's like, off below. And she's kind of giving Tiffany a dirty look, you know, when she squints her eyes and like gives a dirty look. So she's doing that and carries like, Brandy, are you okay, brandy? What do you want to talk about,

brandy? What year is it? No, no, no, it's 1999. And brandy is like, I mean, I guess I'm okay, you know what? I'm just going to say it, Tiffany, with the medication, when you said this is not what you brought before, it's, it is the same thing as before it's just in a different form so I thought you were like insinuating that I was like giving something out at which point I was like what you are crazy you're a crazy person first of all you don't have to explain that to the doctor that's on the boat second of all there was literally nothing about that a way to project your own strange insec's on the boat. Second of all, there was literally nothing about that. A way to project your own strange insecurities

on the situation, like, what the fuck was that? Antifini took the pill. So if she was making it seem like something deferious, she wouldn't just be taking the pill on national television. You fucked the weirdo. And Brandi's like, about to cry, right? So Tiffany's like, oh no, no, it's just that this one you take with liquid and the other one you oh no, no, it's just that this one

you take with liquid and the other one you take under your tongue, they're just different kinds. That's all I was saying. And Tiffany's like, what the fuck, she's implying, I'm accusing her of giving people random drugs? Like, what is the accusation, you know? Yeah. And then, then brand is like, oh, I'm so sorry

because I just, I got really upset. I'm like, what are you upset about? Like, what are you upset about? Like what? There was literally nothing about this that implied some sort of drug distribution. And even if there was, Tiffany herself makes a joke like, girl, if it was, can I have some? You know?

So Stephanie's like, this has nothing to do with Tiffany. Brandy's just so worried about a fending Tiffany that maybe she creates things that aren't there. I'm like, or I don't even know if that. I don't understand that even this could have something to do with her being like afraid of a fending Tiffany. And by the way, Tiffany was never really offended. Tiffany just was like, when he said this,

this was like a wrong thing to say. And it almost is like putting it on Tiffany brandy's because of brandy's. Uh, this whole thing is putting it on Tiffany. The whole episode from now on is brandy trying to put first shit on Tiffany. It's like, now it's Tiffany's job to absolve you. Like first it was Tiffany's job to absolve you of your racist bullshit. Okay. And now it's Tiffany has to like beg everyone to resolve you of your, it's

like, will you watch so fucking annoying? And of course she's the one and the wrong and so she's the biggest victim in the room, which is just so fucking her, you know? Write an Instagram with a fucking prayer on it, brandy, okay? That'll remind everyone that you're the real victim here. Yeah, I feel like Stephanie, Stephanie is saying, you know, brandy dealing with her demons and that's the real victim here. Yeah, I feel like Stephanie is saying, you know, brandy dealing with her demons, and that's the real issue here. And in many ways, I think Stephanie is trying to say, this is a brandy issue, not a Tiffany issue,

but the way she says it, she actually winds up sort of making it a Tiffany, like it's sort of Tiffany is sort of the cause of it, right? So now the girls are, they're, now they're all, but they're like all having fun now, cause now that crazy misunderstanding has passed. So you sort of think at this point, now they're all, but they're like all having fun now, because now that crazy misunderstanding has passed. So you sort of think at this point, like that was weird, but we'll just move on. So they're all drunk. Oh, they're not drunk yet, but they want drunk Deandra to come back.

And, but they all know that drunk Deandra can't come back until she and Carrie have their, have their talk. So Brandy's like, um, do you you wanna play a game that I learned during treatment? I'm sorry Tiffany, is that okay for me to say it? I don't know if I can authentically say, ask questions in front of an Asian person. Yeah, you wanna play a game I learned in treatment for being a racist? Okay.

Because that's a treatment she's talking about. Yes. Racist. When she had to go away to be treated for being a racist. So Dan is like, yes, yes, is it fun? And Tiffany goes, doesn't sound fun. Thanks, Dan.

I'm thinking myself, I can't get myself in front of Tiffany because it doesn't sound fun for her. God, fucking Brandy. So they put, they have to put their hand on each other's hearts. And Brandy's like, okay, the finger closest to your heart, put their hand on each other's hearts and Brandy's like okay the finger closest to your heart place your fingers on each other's hearts okay now Carrie tell Deandra what you love about her listen Deandra we have a special relationship because we're real and we found you know so many fun times and we're fiery but it makes our relationship special I love how fun you can be how much counter space you can take in a hotel room How little space you can leave me in a car during our drunk show?

You know all the fun memories you are so special to me and that Carry I love you because I feel like you're my sister, you know, the sister that I never had, that person in my life, who just drives me nuts, and who takes up all the room and just talks and talks and talks while I'm just trying to drive all my stuff back to Texas. That's what you are. You remind me of an awful awful sister that I just never had. And I know we find have our differences that you cause, and at the end of the day, we're family. And did I mention that my family is strange for me? That's what you are to me

Okay, I just don't want to be feeling animosity or anger Okay without it having some sort of financial benefit So the way I grew up the way my mom and I fight I'm not trying to do that to you with my friendships I want it to be worse. Okay, cuz that's when you're real family, and I don't want to fight with you I just want to talk shit about you cuz I love you to your face. That's all So here is like you know growing up with no siblings and then they put it on a split screen where they're both doing their diary rooms Yes, they're both saying the exact same things like we're family. We're family. You heard the people you'd have the most mother We are a family

mother You heard the people you'd have the mouse mother Mother Did we just did two different parts of dream rules I only know we are finally all know that lyric of your family I had to go directly to I'm telling you So carries like okay done is V's vacation time for coming out now. And Cameron's like, who ever thought that weird exercise would work? I mean, that's not. Who would have thought that that would work?

But you know what, them getting all those emotions out, that was so desktop. That would have been the perfect time for get the order Cameron. We actually set you up for that one stupid. So carry wait who's talking here. So that is me. It's the Andra and Tiffany are talking and okay. They're just Tiffany's just talking about COVID and how it's just like really hard because there are hurtful things that are said to her at work. People say actually, I think the implication here is that people are being

fucking racist to her at work because there are a lot of people who are blaming Asians right now for coronavirus, which is absolutely ridiculous. And in fact, hate crimes towards Asian Americans is like really high right now. So if that is something that you're engaging in, shut up. Yeah, shut up. Go fuck yourself. Don't do that.

That's awful. If you should make yourself, if you find that you're the person who says the Chinese virus, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. You have to believe in a special message from what it happens.

Yeah. Well, if you're pushing anyone in the street, go fuck yourself, but there's just been terrific things. Terrific things happening that we're seeing. So go fuck yourself if you're pushing, well, if you're pushing anyone in the street go fuck yourself, but there's just been terrific things Terrific things happening that we're saying so go fuck yourself if you're doing that. It's not right and you should know better Yeah, so then in a different part of the boat Stephanie carry and Brandy you're talking and Carried like oh Brandy how are you a brandy? You know you're doing that weird squint into the distance thing So I'll be the one to ask okay, and she's like well, I will say this you know things you're doing that weird squint into the distance thing. So I'll be the one to ask. Okay.

And she's like, well, I will say this. You know, things are great. Everything's wonderful. Hmm. But Tiffany, like sometimes it makes me feel like uncomfortable. Like I catch myself like, oh my god, I can't say that. You know, and I've tried to educate myself more. Like when she said she speaks a Chinese language, I was like, oh my god,

would that offend you? Because I thought that they speak Mandarin I mean is that right? So what sort of things is she like on the verge of saying that she can't say like how like what problematic things is she braining herself in from like how about you just don't say it you can still be yourself and not say this. How about don't be fucking racist Randy? Don't say racist shit like what is she? It's like she's just sounds like one of those people who's like oh really you just can't say anything anymore I just don't even want to be a random minority if I can't even make a joke Yeah, that's not you You can't adjust yourself to not say racist shit

What the fuck is wrong with you lady? That's on you. You can't adjust yourself to not say racist shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, lady? You know, I always say people, when someone gets married, if a lady gets married and she takes her husband's name, people adjust themselves real quickly to calling her her new name, right? If someone becomes, gets a doctor and they have a,

unless perhaps if it's Jill Biden, apparently, in the Wall Street Journal, but if someone has like is now like a doctor instead of a Miss or a Miss or a Miss, people call them doctor. People get you get people adjust their language regarding other people all the time. And it's not Tiffany's fault.

If you're having a thought that's like, you were gonna say something that was made be problematic and you decide you're not gonna set, you're like you can't, like if you're saying, I can't say it around her, just don't say it in general. And then that becomes, that should be your authentic self,

is that you're not saying it in general. Like it's just, it's crazy. Yeah, it's like I can only be around other white people or people are gonna get offended at me being myself. Yeah, basically what she's saying. And she makes no sense. Tiffany has done nothing but be nice to you. Like she started by giving you a monologue,

crying about how much she forgives you. Like what do you want the fucking woman to do? It's bad enough you guys have put her in that position where it's like, oh, Brandy got in trouble for saying racist things about Chinese people. So let's bring a Chinese person on to deal with Brandy. Like that's already bad enough that they put her in that situation. But for you to do it again, after you were the one who made the mistake,

putting it on her, like she's doing something to you and accusing you of being a drug dealer and all this shit lady. Oh my God. Right. And then to fucking worst. Yeah. And then and then the fact that she also throws this thing in sort of indirectly in Tiffany's face by word I guess Tiffany said something about I speak the Chinese language and Brandy's like I thought it was Mandarin. Oh, it's like

Year she's almost res there's there was like a note of resentment there like I have to change all this stuff, but she doesn't have to It's like You what yeah, you know what Brandy you probably would get in trouble or people would not in trouble, but people would be like, um, Brandi, that's like ignorant. If you say the Chinese language, it is different when Tiffany says it because she is of that culture. And like, there's a certain degree of like injokeness and what she's saying. And just, you know, context matters.

These words don't exist in a vacuum. And, you know, the words coming from an Asian-American are gonna be, you know, have a different context than a word's coming from a white woman. And that's just the way it is. And that's just, that's how it is, Brandy. Sorry, it just, that's the way it works. My God. It's just like, is it okay for me to be fine, you know?

I'm hesitant to round her. Is it okay for me to be my fun self? You know, what's acceptable? Oh, it's not. Oh my God, just go hang out with sheltered white ladies Tint of Roundhurt. Is it okay for me to be my fun self? You know what's acceptable in a lot of time. Oh my God, just go hang out with sheltered white ladies. And that's all you should ever fucking do, but I mean, you're the worst. What fun is she trying to have?

What fun is she trying to have that she can't, is she like gonna come out like in, I don't know, like, which was her original intention to come out dress, like a Chinese emperor or something like that. Like where was it? What did she have to edit about herself? I mean, the reason why Tiffany's not finding you funny

is because you're not funny. That's why. She's an idiot. She's an absolute idiot. So it's like, let's all Brandy's the victim of all this guys. Now let's make the minority who was the one offended. Let's make her the villain for no reason for making Brandy feel bad. I mean, it's just stupid.

So then, Carrie is like, well, you know, maybe ask her, say, I don't want to be disrespectful. I want to learn, you know, and she'll tell you it's silly. I'm telling you. And so Stephanie is like, yeah, I love Brandy, but I think that Tiffany is a reminder of what she did and she feels guilty So how about Brandy as a reminder of all the racist shit that Tiffany has to deal with on a daily basis. How about that? That's I think we worse Yeah, and she's fine and she's dealing and she's dealing and she's not not pulling people to the side I mean like Brandy reminds me of this and that you know like a brandy like God forbid God for bed. Oh my god Yeah, so then we get and I don't understand Brandy is so upset about

I just it's just typical Brandy It's like she need to get you on her side She needs to be a fucking victim about something, you know, it's always what she does But to make her to do it in this situation where she was so fucking vile then I mean we're just going to go on forever about it. So let's just move on. Because it reminds me of when I was made. Yeah, when I was racist.

Yes. When people made me out to be a racist unfairly, because that's her thing, right? It's like she's she feels like other people did that to her because that was just a joke. And that was Leanne's henchman Rod Bullgay of it. She went and found that old video and used it against her her revenge for her getting Leanne kicked off the show for saying racist stuff. It's like that's how her fucking mind works. I think where she is thinking like,

oh, you know, I'm the victim because I never did anything wrong. People are just acting like I did something wrong to get back at me for Leanne. Well, I think that she I think that she still feels guilty about it, understandably so. And I think she still feels in trouble for it. I don't think she feels guilty. I think she feels like, same because of it.

Either way, she feels some sort of way and it's an unpleasant thing to feel. And I think that she thinks that Tiffany hates her. I think that's what it is. She, I think she's embarrassed about something. She's either embarrassed about getting in trouble or she's embarrassed about what she did, but she's embarrassed and she feels, I think, like shit.

And I think that she thinks that Tiffany hates her because I think in her mind she's thinking I would never like someone like me, right? And so she thinks that Tiffany hates her and then she doesn't feel like she can be comfortable because she thinks that Tiffany hates her. So she keeps doing things that make Tiffany hate her. It's like self-fulfilling prophecy and she's going to push Tiffany away. But she keeps, here's what I think.

I think she keeps trying to vilify Tiffany. Yeah. She's tried to vilify her with this drug thing today. She tried to vilify her with that cricket saying like she's so sick now And she could be allergic she could be dying because of this cricket She keeps trying to put Tiffany in the villain seat to somehow absolve her of making racist comments I think the reason why I think there's I think there's some a few things going on here I think part of it is that

Tiffany doesn't find Brandy very funny because Brandy is honestly not very funny. She never has the poo pat. We're going back to the poo pat. She just, all her jokes were never really that funny. She's had a few isolated moments, but overall she's not that funny. And Tiffany's not laughing at her jokes. And so Brandy is equating that with a rejection

of who she is as a person. And then when she feels that she's being rejected as a person, what Brandy's mind is working is, she's rejecting me as a person because she thinks that I'm racist and I'm not racist. And now I feel uncomfortable, because I feel like everything I do is being viewed as being racist.

I think that's the way her mind is going and that's why she is spinning out of control. When at the end of the day, you're just not funny. That's it. Welcome to the club. Oh my God. Shut up. Oh my God.

She's ridiculous. So then it doesn't end there, right? So we go back to the house and everyone's having fun again, getting ready for dinner and Cameron comes up with a crazy plan, Joth. Joth. House manager Joth. I'm going to pull the prank of old pranks, okay? It's gonna be such sweet cathartic cuz these girls will always have to surprise me with something

So I'm gonna cathartic them back So she she's like so she tells us well, you know in Texas There's a her movie called Texas, Chainsaw Cthardic, okay? It's only in Texas though. That's why it's our bi-sign in Texas. There's a movie. So Texas cathartic massacre, basically, I'm gonna tell a story and then there's gonna be a trigger cathartic, okay? And it's gonna be something like this. Girl, that is so threatening. Oh my God, that's so threatening girl. Girl, girl, girl.

So that's your code word, okay? When I say, girl, that is so threatening. And he's like, okay, so she tells us, it's like the perfect word because it's totally something I would say if I said something like oh my god You know X X RC why cathartic people would be like girl. That is frightening, you know So then we got to Brandy putting her face up against the window like

Literally like an eight-year-old, you know, and it's like making the pig face and they're all just kind of looking at her and Tiffany's kind of like, when is she doing? Like, now admittedly, I will say this about Tiffany. Her sense of humor is not very yes and her sense of humor is, it's her joke seemed to come from a place of like, that's crazy, that's crazy, which can be like like a little annoying I can see that being a little annoying, but to be fair Brandi is again Not being funny case in point Well, what do you expect she wasn't a it's like she puts her face against a glass It does like the piggy no thing up against the glass like a Kelly Dodd in the in the

But Kelly Dodd was funny right? She did that because Kelly Dodd was in the context of Shannon the door throwing a plate at her and her being like, fuck you, Shannon, and then putting her face on to the glass. Like that made sense. This is just Brandy putting her face on glass like, look, there's glass on my face on it. We're so funny. So like, what do you expect? Like a standing ovation, you know, so Carrie doesn't, I mean, Tiffany doesn't like fall

on the ground laughing. So Brandy gets on mad and she goes, well, for me, it's easier like with laughter to get to know somebody than to have a conversation. But Tiffany doesn't get my sense of humor at all. I mean, see, and there it is. She's a good. There it is. Yeah. I mean, you know, when you make a joke and someone doesn't laugh, you do sort of be like, at least for me, I'm kind of like of like I'm gonna crawl into my hole now because the world hates me Like I get that that's you do get a sense of rejection But she's conflating that rejection with a larger issue. That's not that's not really there So they go out by the fire to make some smores and tell scary stories

And can I'm like I'm really excited. We're doing smores because I was a cathartic scout I mean, I wasn't really, but I was a brownie. And Dan just like, what, you didn't make it? She's like, no, I didn't graduate. Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl. And she tells us the reason she quit is because she didn't like the color of her vest. They didn't tell me how to wear cathartic. Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys a scary story.

It's from Manasido. So I was picture it, Manasido, 1982. I was there, it's just me and I'll probably be free in Manasido. And we lived in the house and there was a daughter that was locked up in the attic and no one knows why and then Mom would go for Christmas decorations and when she moved in there was like a white rocking chair there, and it was just like walk and walk and rock, and it moved to different locations in the attic,

and my mom says she never touched the cathartic. And then I was jumping on a trampoline, and my friends, they saw little girls face in the attic. I don't know, my mom was like, okay. So thenhark. Don't remember, it's like, okay. So then it goes to Brandy and she's like, I too have a weird story. We would hear a woman screaming. Was she correcting you? Because that is scary.

That is really scary. I don't want to say too much, Mark, because I don't want a fan Tiffany. So, Cameron goes, girl, this is getting frightening. And then we see that the guy's not even there. He's just starting to walk out with his chains on his mask on. And so, Brandon just keeps going. She's like, the house was on the market for 20 years.

And no one would take it because they thought it was haunted. She's like, oh my god. And then that meant you couldn't get your dream house girl This is getting frightening at this point and the guys just standing there behind the tree now and cameras like hello Did you have to wear brown girl this is frightening So he comes charging at them with a bus of chainsaw and they'll go crazy. They all start screaming and running around. Because that's not just a prank.

That's actually someone with a deadly terrifying weapon. In Texas. It's scarier in Texas. I'm sorry. So the girls go scattering and come and say, I'm the queen of catharticism. Okay, you're all beat. You will be. I'm the queen of cathartisism. Okay, you're all beat you will be I'm the queen of it. I got you all and so I was like I I beat my pants And Tiffany's like um what is wrong with you guys? I can literally just shit myself

She didn't shit herself when I put my face on the glass. Wow she makes me so uncomfortable Wow, I just can't be myself. So everybody goes and gets ready for bed. And the next day, court, is this the next day? Yep, next time. Sorry for the cough, I'm vaping over here like an idiot. So the next day, Cameron is on FaceTime with court. And he's like, all right, listen,

the, you know, we have people seeing the house, but they're gonna bring a designer in an architect and they need like four hours in the house. And Cameron's like, oh, he has no idea what goes into his show. It can take two hours to get rid of me. Yeah, I have to make sure that the rocking chair isn't being haunted today.

So, then Carrie's like, How else do you go to the lake and get drunk with me? Party like is 1999 or 21! So today is the fungators, no itinerary. Okay, what we're going to do is some of us are going to go to the lake and some of us are going to go on a hike. Okay, so Stephanie is like, well, Stephanie decides she's going to go on the lake and some of us are gonna go on a hike. Okay. So, um, Stephanie's like, well, Stephanie decides she's gonna go on the hike with Tiffany and Cameron and the others

are gonna stay back at the pool, right? So, some of the girls go hiking at the creek or whatever, and then the other girls stay by the pool. So, they get hiking and Cameron's telling them, oh, be careful, because those things on the ground could be snakes. I went to an outdoor school for middle school. Yeah, I went to an outdoor school for middle school and everything was outdoors. Like, I had an outdoor school. I actually had to live in a tent for months.

Okay, I had to wash my hair with bad, a gruddle of ocean pose in the river and that does not detangle whatsoever. I'm like, you were not at outdoor school. Your parents left you at a lake. Sorry, Cameron, I had to break it to you. They left you at a lake and somehow you came back. That is, yeah, she's the girl who is moving

the chair upstairs in the attic the whole time. I know. Exactly. But that is so Montecito, isn't it? It's like Montecito Montessori. That's a time to answer. Montecito Montessori, that's a ton of things. That's a ton of things. Montessido Montessori, you know? Outdoor school.

Yeah, I was very much, that sounds very like outward bound, et cetera. Like, I remember friends of mine did that and I was like, are you crazy? You're gonna spend a week by a lake by yourself. And I'm like, no, absolutely not. So then Tiffany Hurt yourself on a branch. Like this branch is like poking me and it has like thorns.

So they're going peepee. And so Stephanie likes Tiffany now because she'll pee outside and she doesn't have to have a fancy toilet and she'll put a tree leaf on her couch. So she's good with Stephanie. The joke sounds definitely, there was a Toyota toilet in the wild. She found it.

It has like a very fancy toilet made by squirrels. The tree like swings out an arm and wipes her butt. Thank you. So now Brandy and D'Andra and Carrier buy the lake and D'Andra is like, So now that we're friends again, I want to know, how are things going with Libya? You mean, Olivia?, yeah, her her whatever her name is. Oh, yes Well the stuff I'm dealing with now is so much more stressful than when they were little That's a call back to a few weeks ago when you said oh my kids are moved out the pressure

I know that I'm totally over it right totally over it now I know that I'm totally over it right totally over it now Livya my little firecracker she's struggling the most with mental health which is crazy because she's always the life of the party Which can show you people like us? We can be so vulnerable and people never know because we hide it by living in 1999 Now I was so sad when we weren't in a good place because you shared about your brother, male, something brother, brother who cares, tell me about it. So Jan is like, I don't want to talk about it! I wrote a letter and I said let's start over again poor person.

I'll still be your friend even though I took all your money and I've never done anything back from him! Oh well, maybe read your letter and maybe he's really thinking about it and he's thinking, wow, what a bitch, I bet if she called me up she wouldn't even ask me a single question about me. So then back at hiking, Tiffany's like, oh my god, you guys, this is so nice, you do such like a job at work, I take care of people, but not myself. And I feel so taken care of this weekend.

Which is sweet. And Cameron's like, oh my God, what we're bonding about real things. I'm so stressed because such a zonger is coming over. Yeah, and it's like, it's so hard when we have like a, we have a showing, I have to sage the attic and get on a ball out of there. And then, you know, we lost Louis, and then I had no control when Louis died,

and now the house, and moving, and cathartic, and all that stuff. And just like, I wanna be in church, you know? That's just how I feel. I wanna be on a trampoline, and I wanna say, little girl, get out of the attic, I'm having trampoline time That's how I feel. Yeah, I feel like we're like totally getting along because like oh, you know what?

I want equality in my marriage like I want to feel like I'm making decisions like if I want to paint over that light socket I can you know because that's what being an independent person is Far I said far no no one's here to laugh at that. Okay, well, I guess I'll bond with Cameron then. So, um, I want to be a stay at home mom so badly like I'm exhausted and I have so much mom guilt like every day I'm at my high par with job. I'm thinking about how I could be at home, making my children's feel bad about only getting a minuses on the homework that I've assigned them. I just missed so much. So she tells them that she is going down a day a week at work, hopefully.

She starts to talk to her boss. And she's like, yeah, people say it's just one day a week, but you know what? I can get so much done in a day. My hair, waxing, my nails. I can see my girlfriends like and your daughters I can help out with like six different surgeries. Oh shoot. I start working again in my mind There's love that her whole thing is spending more time with her kids and then she lists like 10 beauty things She can do in the day. So

They decide that they're gonna be ladies who lunch together in Dallas and they're going to have lunch together. So then we go back to the lake. Oh no, yeah, we go back to the lake house and everyone's getting ready for another meal because it's housewives. Yeah. And so they're getting dressed and now they also turn out the dinner table and Cameron's like, oh my god, I love a sign seating, but

I forgot to assign the seats. I'm like a sign seating, I think rests firmly on the spectrum of rules at a dinner party if you ask me. So I'm calling out that just because why not. It's fun to call things out on a podcast. Wait, you're saying that she should have had a sign seating? No, I'm just saying they came down so hard on Tiffany about having rules.

When I think a sign seating is like pretty solid example of rules at a party. Oh, I see where you're saying, okay. I mean, it's like a much more situable. Why would you say that? I mean, it's like a much situable. Why would you say that? I mean, it's like a much situable.

I would say that. I mean, it's like a much situable. Why would you say that? I mean, it's like a much situable. Why would you say that? I mean, it's like a much situable. Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Why would you say that? I mean, it's like, I hate coming to parties with no assigned seedings and I didn't do it. Oh, such a bad hostess. Shots for my birthday, shots for my birthday. Oh my god, fucking end this birthday already. I can't celebrate this anymore.

Potted Lake is 1999! Cream! So everyone's really tired and they take shots anyway, but they're obviously not in the mood like everyone's really quiet. So there's a really long silence and then Brandy's doing her like squint, look off into the distance trying to cry. I think so someone will ask her what's happening. So they do, they're like, what Brandy, what's up? She like, um, can I ask you a question, Tiffany? She's like, sure. Do you feel awkward around me?

I'm just like, um, now, do you feel awkward around me? Well, I feel like sometimes I'm guarded because of the video I made. And Tiffany is like, um, have I ever let you believe that I think you're a racist? No, I think you give me a lot of grace. I'm not gonna lie I want to be honest. I want to be a better version of myself and grow and I feel like sometimes when I'm around all of us I want to be completely authentic to me in front of you and I'm scared to be myself

It's it's I just is she being how is she being how she feels like right off the bat like I'm scared How is she not able to be like she's she's make it sound like she is sitting on like the most racist shit ever, and that if Tiffany weren't there, she would just be able to let it explode out onto the surface. Yeah, so she says, I feel like is she being honest with me, how she feels about me? And Tiffany's like, yes, I am being honest.

I really never thought you intended racism, and I thought I made that clear. And she's like, well, you know, I just wanted to come to you because I want to be myself. Like everyone here at this table knows that I've been holding back. How have you been holding back, Randy? You brought a fucking blow up doll with a dildo.

Yeah, that's not- How is that you holding back? That is so you, is it missing a poop hat? Like, how is this you holding back? And how is the Tiffany's fault? Okay. If you can't get out of your own head because you have a complex because you think that Tiffany doesn't like you, how is that her fault? Yeah, I'm not really sure where she's coming. And like, what's in it last week or two

weeks ago that you were twerking on a bar and taking the bartenders beard and shoving it in your crotch like to run in traffic? Like, how are you not being your lame ass self? I don't get it. So, Brandy's like, yeah, you know, I just wanted to be myself and like, I've been holding back and I feel like you're judging me. There, I feel like you're judging me. And she's like, no, I'm not.

I mean, like, the whole racist thing, look, I wish you would think more of me than that. And I wish you would give me a chance. I think you're a great mother, I think you're a great dancer, I think you're funny as hell. What do you think about me? It's like QB continued. I don't know, this is a bad look for Brandy.

She has projected a lot of stuff onto Tiffany that Tiffany does not deserve to have we projected onto her. And yeah, Brandy is like this whole thing, I can't be myself around you. That's not Tiffany's problem. That's your problem. That's the fact that you can't be yourself around Tiffany and the fact that you're linking it

to the fact that Tiffany may be Asian, oh, the fact that Tiffany is Asian is means that like, that's problematic as fuck. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, if you can't be yourself, then's problematic as fuck. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, if you can't be yourself, then be a better self. You fucking moron, Brandy. Oh my God.

You can't prove yourself. Fucking idiot. And that's all I'm saying is like, she's leaving this show. I hope it's immediate and it doesn't take another six episodes to get rid of her. Because she knows to be gone. They have to do that murder mystery thing.

It's just like, I just don't understand. Like what authentic self is she holding back that like if Tiffany weren't there, she couldn't do. That's what I'm like, is she just sitting on a bunch of like racist trope that she wants to unleash, but she can't. I don't, I'm like, what are you talking about? She's a median, she tries to vilify Tiffany

in every single episode about something and it hasn't worked. And now she's mad that she can't fight with Tiffany And it's like basically I think she's saying like I can't fight with Tiffany like everybody else because people will call me racist That's kind of the gist of what I'm getting with her But you're trying to fight with Tiffany over stupid things that aren't her fault like You're trying to vilify her over every little thing like the medication thing earlier, you know And how is that you not being yourself?

That is so something you would do, is accuse someone else of trying to make you out to be a drug dealer. How are you not being yourself? She literally accused Lan Lachin of infiltrating her cell phone in Denmark, okay? You're right, this is exactly what she was doing. She was, yeah, cloning the cell phone. So you're right, this a phone the phone. I cloned it. No, you really did it. I know that that was true

Brandy the great overlooked things that ever happened on this show ever on Bravo was that Leanne Manager convinced it was like brand I think what Brandy came up with and Leanne just ran ran with it She's like whatever. I'll tell her I cloned it, I don't care. No, they were in the, she was missing her phone and she was convinced that Leanne took it and cloned it. That Leanne, yes. And that supposedly Leanne had said, oh, yeah, my husband's in law enforcement. So I learned to trick to put the phones next to each other and I could clone. I could put it on the day.

That's one of the greatest things. That's just. Wow. Well, what an episode. I mean, Brandy's just an asshole. What more can I say about it? I'm done talking about it, but G's woman. And if Brandy comes back and says something rude about fucking Tiffany after all the

piss. After all that. Oh my god. Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it like, it takes my words away. Anyway, so we used enough of them. We spent them. We spent them. They're gone.

Um, everyone have a wonderful day. Don't be problematic, like Brandy. And we'll be back tomorrow with... What's tomorrow? Tomorrow's... Oh, Real Housemas in New Jersey. Oh, great. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, we'll have a great week and we'll see you on the next episode. And bye! Bye! Watch what crap ends with like to thank its premium sponsors! Ain't no thing like Allison King!

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