Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis

Episode Date: December 7, 2019

On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic experience at a ping pong show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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before besides this poor guy? Yeah. You there, thank you. I'm looking for the ass crack support. Guys, it is so good to be back here. Yeah. I love this. Totally.

This is so good. It is nice. I was coming here from Texas and I was in the airport and I was taking my Dallas notes and I was so proud of myself sitting in the food court with like 18,000 calories in front of me. And this fucking country band started playing. Have you guys been to the Austin airport? I'm trying to concentrate.

Take your heart break outside. Yeah. All right. The airport. And I sat there the whole time just being annoyed. You know the airport's huge, I could have moved. But I was like, shut up. No, no, no.

That's your broken truck. Yeah. This. I'm just excited to be back here because we were here in St. Louis in 2018, I think it was. So long ago, the history. I feel like I've- Otherwise known as last year.

Last year. No, when we came here last time, we learned so much about the local culture. I feel like I love the wise known is last year No, when we came here last time we learned so much about the local culture we learned about pizza with Cheddar cheese on it right or the provolo provolo provolo Pro oh, wait a currently audience band bands are already getting boo. Pro Val Pro Val also known as the next cast member of Real House, I was in New Jersey. Hey, Provell. Provellown. Yeah, Provell, Tilegio.

Provellown. Also, we had deep-fried, uh, Ravioli's. And butterer cake, right? GUI butter cake. I loved all of those things. I ate a lot of moon pies. Are those from here? We're staying in a place with moons all over it. It's a moon hotel.

Our hotel is heavily moon themed. Like, everything about it is like the moon. Like the hallways, like the light is blue. Like this light here is like the hallways. And then the wallpaper is like a 3D wallpaper, but it's not the moon. So I'm not sure what they're doing. It's like diamonds, but it's like really thick plastic, and I'm not sure what that has to do with the moon, but you could wipe it down with the paper towel.

I'll tell you that. And there's like an actual, they actually have a turn-down service, and they come by, and they give you a very fancy plate with three moon pies on it. I love to very good reviews. I just, very good reviews. I just have all the empty wrappers there. Yeah. Anyway, we are really sorry to be back here in St. Louis. It's been like a crazy, crazy, crazy time. Whoa, so crazy.

You're in St. Louis. Lots of cutouts, but you're hidden. Yeah, we're on the walk of fame. It's nice. Well, can't believe all the photo opportunities they lined up saw St. Louis out the fucking hotel window. Okay. I was in that window all day. I've checked out your grub hub and your postmates, injured ornash, all of them. I went through all of them. I spent more time on that than I did anything today, just looking through what you guys have.

You have a lot of international food, delicious. Just give me some white bread. Corners have to be a restaurant called White Bread for big people because wanting you white bread. I went to corner 17. I thought it was really good. Anyone been there? That's really good. I recommend corner 17, which thought it was really good. Anyone been there, that's really good. Everyone, I recommend corner 17,

which is ironically not on a corner. Are they ever? It's not such a thing to do. It's a corner. It's a corner store, it's not even a corner, are you fucking my- Corner! Corner! It's just a maze for Chino.

It's just a maze for Chino. 17 corners. It takes me a really long time to get to the table because there's like 17 corners. I'd be like, corner, corner, corner, corner. That's the big circular, red, strong machine to be confused in for the rest of her life. Just feeling alongside the walls.

Corner, corner, corner. Did you guys hear that single Sheena's dead? Sheena's not dead. You don't say it that way. No, no, no, because she put it on her Instagram. There's a photo of a guy like, She's like, She's like,

Sengal Sheena died on Bali. And there was like a picture of this guy hoisting Sheena up and like her legs are in the air. And she looks like she just like fell off a cliff and someone just like caught her. Like someone was just like stretching and they caught like a Sheena in their hands. Like, oh, hey!

Yeah, it's like someone's trying to eat She sheena you just see like his head going into his head Yeah, it's like it that's like at the bottom of the popcorn You know you're like doing the box like you're like but it's sheena instead Yeah, I don't like that like single sheena dad and bot because that's like such a true crime podcast And I always worry watching these shows especially this week because we're doing real house So I said Beverly Hills classic tomorrow, which this week because we're doing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Classic tomorrow Which of course we pick on a fucking abuse episode. It's like Taylor sobbing is so sad, you know, but I was

But I was thinking about the sensation. Yes, or I was like this is you know This is so dark, but it's also just bravo over the years It's more and more years go by all the tragedies. I don't want to hear single-sina dead in Bali You know, like you're just driving along, trying to enjoy your day listening to your true Trimcast and it's like, and then this girl was in a circular restaurant, you know. I'm reaching find of the corner.

Ma, ah, ah. She does seem very much like she would be in the first 48, like she was a waitress at the hottest restaurant in West Hollywood On the on me left my toes to my and then she's like not even dead But they're still investigating why she's dead. She's like I'm right here. Whatever happened to she and I'm right here You know she man swallowed her whole in volley Robble beyond her be like yeah, I really love this. I should have loved my life, but I just couldn't be on TV with her.

I'm right here! And this is Aunt D. She's really into crop tops from Azusa. I'm really missina. I'm Aunt Yelena! We're basically describing Shina and it's a wonderful life, actually. God. That would be too many mistakes to go over in one movie, you know? It's a wonderful server. Anyway.

Too many angels. Every time a bell rings, a waitress gets a new crop top. I'm going to save the savings and loans. She ended just trying to figure out her pin number. The whole, why is this a wonderful life? It's a wonderful life. She just sees like everyone at the serve restaurant like very happy.

Hi guys, I'm here. Wow, this restaurant's doing really well. No fires. What would life be without Sheena? God, Sheena's really a bet. Hey! Guys, you're not supposed to see me. I'm just like, she doesn't want to be seen. She's seen.

It's getting really... Ornit Robbie is still trying to get into the show. Okay, Sina, we're like already demented tonight. I know. I'm... I'm not. And I did not start drinking before this. I'll have you know.

That's why there are three of them lined up here. I don't start before so I can't get in trouble until the show is gone But I complain about the show getting dark and we start by killing scene off. I know Jesus That's the best way to do it. So you guys welcome to watch or crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo We love to watch This is a recap of the real house What's up? Mother This is a recap of the real Half-Five to Down, it's another.

And it starts off with Dandra, who I can't help but love. I know that they've shoved, and by they, I mean, Leanne. I shoved Dandra into the back closet for this entire season, and I love her, and I love that it opens, like, Pregnancy, I'm the real Half-Five to Down. What are you so mad about? You're even mad in your voice over, Seth. She really is. She has to date the angriest tagline.

I'm not in my business, so you're not yours. I'm not in the one in the fight with you, Deandra. Not your mom, OK? Mother, mother left me a shit company. I'm like, I think you'd work on that tagline a little bit. Anyone wearing a hat inside, by the way? Show yourselves. Show yourselves. I've never thought so much about wearing the goddamn hat inside until the show. My God,, no. It's not Friday she walks in.

No, I think I set it on the podcast. Because some of you may know, I was walking in the footsteps of Dallas, OK? So no, I was there a month ago. And there are some people who walk right up to that doorway with their hat on and you want to take off the damn hat. And some people like me who are crazy, you do lose your mind as you watch them.

Like, I took off my invisible hat that I'm not even wearing. If I were wearing a hat, I would have been taking it off. And you're wearing it all the way in there, so I understand that rage. It's America privilege, isn't it? It's just like walking to a temple like, and, sucka, I dare someone to yell at me.

Yell at me man of the temple so I could sue your ass. Exactly. Making me for hurting my feelings, soaring the poor monks. Yeah, but I did love that. I did love that like pretty much all the drama from this vacation came from Kerry, almost wearing a hat into a temple.

Here you go. Yeah. Oh. Sorry, I tried to look deeper. I'm not even sure what he shows, but it's over. It's hot. It's okay. You just took off your version of a hat.

The thing about the winter, it's my first time. My sweater. My sweater. I'm gonna fold it. Yeah, I'm learning to be a response. Look at that. Look at how well I'm not quite Marie Condale, but oh, no, I was getting approaching it. Ooh. I can't carry Condale. The fact that I have to get your hands out of my drawer. I know that. I can't even take it out. She's like, fold the thing like this and then put it like this. Instead of laying down, put it like

this so it's standing up. Who the fuck is going to get their underwear out of the drawer, standing up like this? It's actually really fun. It's like it looks like, it feels like when you open up your drawer with like all your shirts folded like standing up like that, it feels like you're at like a library looking up information like of your your underwear. I will take this one. Yeah, I don't need to see a library of my underwear. It's horrifying, they're holy. If I had a Netflix, so like Marie Kondo it would be called Get A Made.

Get a fucking made, starring Ronnie Caram. I just got to people's houses and go, your house is filthy, get a fucking made. What do you have a job? Get a made. It's like Bethany Frankel. What do you mean, get a maid, okay? So anyway, so we're still in Bangkok.

You said Bethany Frankel, did you see me? I was like, I don't get triggered. Sorry. I'm not even through the previous, please. I'm not gonna, I'm not triggered. Go ahead, I'm not gonna, I'm not triggered. I'm not, I'm not triggered.

I'm not triggered myself. You know what I'm like, literally, literally, I can't, I can't I can't you know I'm just like what's going on you want to do the previous things like you want to do the previous things? I didn't do the previous least so you do them. I just don't fit sleeves right okay, so the thing about Bethany Did you guys see Jennifer Aiden from real house? I said New Jersey on what happened? I didn't what happened what happened? What happened? What happened? I didn't see it cuz I value my tongue but I did read on Facebook just kidding It was a little bitch like why be that way?

Cuz it's fun and it's my personality So anyway the point is I was looking on Facebook and they were talking about this watch what happens That's me was watching real house was New Jersey as Bethany's want to do and she comments on everything Obviously on Twitter and Jennifer was saying what it was funny I'm a comedian and Bethany responded said no one oh said no one funny ever you know which is true so then Andy said so what are you what are you saying what do you say to Bethany now that she snapped back at you so weird I'm talking to you son what do you say back toany, now that she snapped back at you. So we're talking to you, son. What do you say back to Bethany?

Now that she, it's a very short table for those of you who can't see you. It's okay, lean into it. Lean away from it. Lean in and away at the same time. So she said, Jennifer, what do you say about Bethany's Instagram comments? And she's like, well, she wants to produce a show

called The Crack Taper. It's like, oh snap. But she didn't say she could be The Crit Keeper. She said, I've got a cast for it. It could sound Margaret Joseph. And I was like, wow, you were just like basically harpooning baby elephants. Like why are you doing it?

You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning something. You're harpooning zombies. No one knows. People gone for a cage, Jennifer. Those elephants have been through enough.

That's right. Anyway. Those elephants were left in a mall all by themselves. Those elephants had to rot the scrambler three times in a row. Do you know what that does to an elephant? Anyway, dark weekend here. Jennifer, Jennifer's barking up the wrong tree. If she thinks she can step up to Bethany Frankel, that's for sure.

But I'll be really enjoying watching that. I'll enjoy that. So anyway, so now we get into the show. And we had clips of all the stuff that's going on as they're getting ready for their next day in Bangkok. And there's this very quick shot of, I think it's Carrie and Deandra getting ready. And Deandra's like, well, I can't do the French braid. My grandmother did that for me.

And you just know that that was a glimpse to the childhood of Mama D being like, if you want to make a French braid, why don't you get a job first, little girl. I'm not teaching you that, so you start becoming yourself for that. Everyone knows, Deandra can't do a French braid. Me, I'll get in here. Hey Anita.

Hey Anita. Hey, hey Anita, check out my daughter doing a French braid. Go on, Deandra, show them. This will be hilarious. Get the ketchup ready. Get the ketchup. We're going to make some meatloaf with our hands while we watch this shit. Because you know, there's going to be a scene like in like two weeks where her DNA just could be like,

Mother, I can't believe you left the company and disrepair for me. I didn't even talk to me. I had to a French braid. I was a little girl with a messy French braid and grandma wasn't in town. Thanks a lot. My kids.

Meanwhile, Cameron is teaching us all about technology. She's like, God, girl, girl. I found it. This is a special Thai outlet home. Thailand, Thailand, where everyone gets a special electronic home for electronics. This is a special Thai outlaw. It has three round holes.

And Dan does like, yeah, we're all, something never old. You're going to get a never old. That's all I want. That's all I want. Thank you. Thank you, Cameron. I've actually never been so scared for Cameron when she plugs out. She puts it on her hair dryer. She's like, see this is how it works.

You take the special Thailand outlet whole thing and you plug it into, well, that was trashy Thailand. Trashy Current, trash. What's your electricity, Thailand? Choose your adapters carefully. Choose your electricity Current, trash. What's your electricity, Tyler? Choose your adapters carefully. Choose your electricity wisely, Tyler. I would never bash a tie electric current, Thailand. So all the ladies are gathering in the lobby.

And I love ladies gathering in hotels in the show. I just always think what it's is to work in these fucking hotels. Like, oh, Jesus, here we go. It's like one crazy face after another and some crazy flowy outfit. No one does it better than Potomac by the way. They are the best lobby gatherers. The moment they get into a lobby,

they lose their minds. I don't know what it is. They'll be having a nice play conversation and then all of a sudden, they'll just be like, so your husband's gay and grabbed the bell hop pa. I don't know what it's like, what? You okay?

Sorry, I was really close. That was really close. Did you have an image of Michael Darby? Well, there's watery eyes. So, yeah, they're gathering. You can do it. How didn't't do it handy It's like you've got your hand on the camera man's dick that shooting you right now sir

Could you please remove your hat what I just need to know how to have fun I forget that in America people don't hit fun in in Australia people have fun and grab each other's butts Without when six real assault was still fun miss you Australia So there is this real did you know since really weird moment and the show carries no without consent. When sexual assault was still fun. Miss your Australia. So there was this real, did you know this is really weird moment in the show? Carries like, no. Carries like, I have jet lag.

Oh, because you know what? For me, it is really like nighttime in Dallas. And then the show cuts to a shot of Dallas at night. But it's just this guy. A guy lying in Dallas at night. Yeah. It's like, oh, is that what nighttime is? I didn't know.

Thanks. And then they cut back. Thanks for the illustration. It's concerned that Dallas at night was not going to have a clear image for me. I mean, three hours and three days, I'm believing this. So then it turns to, also I wrote, Kerry is wearing a stupid bandana like the new guy from Summer House.

So it's probably too new for you guys because we just recorded it, but we just did the Summer House trailer for season four and there is this new piece of meat in Summer House. Oh my God. He is so hot. That should make me want to do push-ups, but I've literally eaten 30,000 calories in two days,

like since we watched that. I'm like, oh, he's so hot. Oh, he's so hot. oh, he's so hot. He's so hot. Eating the table. Anyway, so hot. But his thing, like on this show, his thing, is wearing bandanas.

Kerry was wearing a stupid bimbo bandana. That's all I had to say. It was a very long wave saying, I hate my pants. I hate my pants. I hate my pants. I hate my pants. I hate my pants.

So they're all gathering, because the whole thing that happened the previous episode was that there was a very intense exchange over the infinity dress. Which I mean, I knew that the infinity dress had 175 uses. I don't know the 176 was to create a big drama in Bangkok. Hello. That's been great. And Dandra diffusing the situation as Dandra does by yelling her point, which I get, you know, that's how I talk.

But Dandra's like, I was wearing it as a check to be funny. I didn't mean to be a hoping deal like this. I mean, it was supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be a fun thing, but I'm on a board dress. I mean, I'm the only one who bought the dress. Why? Because Dandra does a very good else under the bus. Where you finger count, so that makes it true, you know.

Yeah. That number one, I'm only one of them. I'm not stressed. Number two, I actually bought the rest. Number three, I bought the rest of my own money. Well, two out of three, I'm not stressed. So, here's the thing. She's got $100 in it. $4, I don't know.

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You were just trying to be supportive right? I know you were just trying to be supportive right? Dangerous like I'm sorry. I'm not gonna go up to the end say I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry me funny dress eyes not what I'm gonna do. Okay. It's like not that big of a deal I'm like except that if it would I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, if it was a joke, it was a joke at Leanne's expense. Well, what the fuck else kind of joke is there? If you don't make a joke at someone else's expense, you're gonna be the one who asked to fucking pay for that joke. I'm not paying for that.

It's funny using the word Leanne and expense the same phrase, you know? Well, because she has, they're all like in the action, but she's like at a ranch house. Ronnie's drinking. For both people at into the second way. Ronnie's drinking. For both people listening at home, Ronnie's drinking.

That's this horrible drinking without straws. Do people live like this? Who lives like this? Metal straw. I have a metal straw. I just didn't bring it. So speaking of Leanne, so Deandra's like trying very hard to both like say just a joke while also further like,

make fun of the dress, you know, because she's like, well, I actually work in public, unlike anyone else in this entire world. And I actually even try to work the correct way, which no one could do, because it's a piece of shit. Anyway. And Leanne just walks up behind and says, well, I'm right here if you want to disrespect me, cowboy. I'll just be laying here right in front of the doors in case anyone wants to trample on me on the way out. Oh, just it was a joke man.

It wouldn't have, Joe. Is it a joke when people go to a zoo and look at an elephant? That's not a joke. This wasn't a joke. Okay, it's the elephant of dresses. Oh. So Leanne tells us, also Leanne is wearing that really thick eyeliner and she's doing so, I don't usually don't even notice

what anyone's wearing in these just. But the answer is make up is like that really thick eyeliner like the smoking wall when I went to school. Well, I learned to smoke at school and they're basketball! We all wore that big ass eyeliner and her hair is like crimped and in something. And she's like bitch! She starts, she's this whole time when she's like gets tough, she starts to getting like bitch, like rolling her head all around. I'm not even sure who she's trying to imitate,

but it's very problematic, whatever she's doing. Yeah. And she's like, oh, what a ladybug. A ladybug. A ladybug just landed on our table. There's literally a ladybug on the table. And if we were Stephanie and Brandy, this is what we would say. Oh my god, it's a ladybug.

I think that means you have to adopt her with a baby. Oh my god, it's right there. It's like on your entire family. Oh my god. Wait a second. The ladybug just told you to fuck you. Is that Brooklyn? Ladybug. Oh my god, it's right there. It's right on your entire family. Oh my god. Wait a second. The ladybug just told you to fuck you. Is that Brett? Is that Brooklyn? Ladybug, oh my god. I love you. I love you. I love you. I'm just trying to get the ladybug to get on to his finger and the ladybug. The ladybug is sort of like You don't know what orbit. Oh my god. The ladybug is on the finger. We have achieved

Like, you don't know what, oh my god, the Ladybug is on the finger. We have achieved. TIE LAND TIE LAND But everyone gets a baby ladybug. Do you have a other China ladybug? Oh my god, that ladybug. I mean, I got to take a picture of this ladybug on my hand. This is like... Sorry for everybody at home. You know, everybody... I was like, fuck these fucking guys.

It's blurry, it's blurry, hold on. It's blurry, it's blurry. It's good luck if it's a blurry ladybug. I think it's like... I'm going on, wait. I'm having a hard time. Get a new phone already. Wait, I...

Oh, we'll save it. We're not gonna... I'm just kidding. That was rude, right? That was rude. I told my tone, I'm like, give any phone. That was really rude considering that I put you at ease about the whole ladybug situation. Because if I had not said I was a ladybug,

you'd have been under the table. Me like, get it away from me as the intro. I don't know, the show would have been over. It's like three hours later. I'm like, I'm a ladybug. Just one of those magical water crappens live moments. When a ladybug lands on a table and we sit and talk about it, walking up,

Bronett is finger. See you guys, I'm so easily the proud of him. I'm so sorry, I'm amazed. It's like nature. All right. Okay, so anyway, back to Leanne, this ladybug's going to be terrified any moment. So back to Leanne, she's like, bitch. You are not funny.

You've never been funny, and PS, your tits never look so good as they did. My lip-finity dress. That's right. It's me, that's me. It's me, that's me. They look super good, is that what you're saying? So I quit, it's too good. So now they all hop into this band,

because they're going to go off to an elephant sanctuary, et cetera. So they're going there. It's going to be a whole long drive. So they're going there. It's gonna be a whole like long drive. So they're all talking. So Karen, Leanne, are having like a little while. Can we just say, Carrie, shut the fuck up already, okay? You've already talked about it a million times.

You are already an asshole. There's no talking your way out of it. Just say I was an asshole and she deserved it at the end. But instead we go into the van and carry, he's like, holy hand, we were just kidding. I'm like, we, oh thank you. Thank you. I'm just holding my hand But I'm not gonna kill it hurt my child's been I'm moving out of the production look at scamp How movie get out of productions right? We have the production area. It is running right now

So carries like lian we were just trying to be funny. You know what to dress it was funny how it didn't work I fell apart We ever would look like a mess Oh, there he is Leans Leans way of like relating to carrying this moment is really peculiar because she goes I know but like Imagine if you had a jewelry lawn for instance and you pulled out a really pretty pro necklace and I was like Oh look those look like anal beads. Like, you did exactly that. I know, but what did that mean?

Which I thought- Exactly that. I know, but I thought what she was saying was, that was a joke. So you got mad at me for making a joke, but now you're saying you're making a joke. I don't know, the whole thing was very nonsensical. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's awkward. Now you're the one looking for the ladybug

Well, I forgot it. It left ladybug is left. It's not touching me. It's like real life. You stop touching me I'm like get out the ladybug. Just sit out of here. The ladybug ladybug ladybug got out of here Ladybird ladybird Johnson was here the spirit of her And she said well, I resisted it myself for this Historic show. She's Shannon bedore basically Shannon bedore has the spirit of lady for Johnson. Oh My god the lady bug is back It's on top of me. It's addicted to me. I know

The lady let's just let's just like watch the ladybug ignoring the lady back Looking for adventure, but doesn't realize it's just walking up an iPad. I didn't really do. There's nothing else there. Do you see it? You see it? I'm so much Jesus. I wonder if people just think we're making this shit out. Why is it?

And people are like, who cares? It's a bug. They're everywhere. Oh, they're ghost. Wow. That ladybug got more, more of an audience response than K-Chastain walking out two weeks ago in New York. I see it actually up there.

That ladybug is a little attention-hor. You know that ladybug comes out in every show like, I'm here. No, that lady, next time we see the ladybug, it's going to have fillers and Botox. We're like, I'm a star now. I know it's going to have new everything. It's going to have like boobs up to his eyes. That's the season two ladybug. So ladybug, you're looking a star now. I know it's gonna have new everything. It's gonna have like boobs up to his eyes. Look at that, that's the season two ladybug. So ladybug, you're looking a little different.

Anything different on you ladybug? Nope, nothing at all. Totally don't believe in surgery at all. We'd never have it. Well, because you were saying backstage, you got new breast ladybug. Ladybug. Nope, totally didn't get any breasts.

Nothing new at all here, Andy. Nothing new at all. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, fucking ladybug attention, or... There is feel ladybug. All right, the ladybug is now just doing its own show. Okay. Ladybug is up staging us.

And now it's our rival podcast. Yeah. So, Carrie's like, well, she did say that to me in Mexico, but I don't give a shit what she does, if she wants to shut my jewelry apparatus, let her do it. As long as she pays for it. Yeah, so basically, yeah, Liam's like, I get where you are, I get you don't want to be,

she's telling us, I get you don't want to be friends. And I'm good with it. See how good I am with it. Uh, uh, uh. Whole fingers down. Look till there's a middle finger. Yeah, middle, put in my middle finger up. I thought that was good, but I much prefer the old like,

I'm going fishing. Uh, uh, uh. Yeah, that's the thing. Oh, wait, I did it wrong, Caldon. I'm going fishing. Uh, uh, uh. Uh, Caledon. I'm going fishing. Err, err, err. Err, err. If we're going for five-year-old flipping off Jets, it's my first out-of-the-favorite.

So now that it's like not even 10 a.m., they're all drinking in the van, et cetera. Cameron's actually on her second glass of wine, which I was very impressed with, because it's before 10 a.m. Cameron is also kind of like the superstar of the episode by far. I know. Perhaps the season. Everybody today was like, oh my god, I love Cameron. I was like, whoa, welcome to town, bitch. Yeah, where do you get the crown from?

Welcome to watching Watch For Crampons. So they start playing, they're gonna play, never have I ever. Cause Leanne's like, hey, Brandon, do you have any games besides butt darts? Brandon's like just about to pull out the butt darts. Oh, never mind. Bander's like, I can make a cure, I got him, I've got a lot of hole in me, but I'm seeing it. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I can't believe she put a cake up her beehull.

And then said, FN. So, never have I ever all star. I've never joined the mile high club. And then she drinks and everyone's like, Cameron, you had sex on an airplane. So I carry his like, public plane to a private. Just private, of course.

Ryan us. That's like the most her face has ever moved. She's like, I also like the idea of a public plan, but, you know. Carrie did. Carrie's like, I did it in public. It's like, of course you did. Is that? Yeah.

It's like Southwest, you know? It was like boarding groups. You know it was. Spirit Airlines. They're like, no, they're like, hi, high-man before you finish we have to charge you five dollars if you want to come Spirit airlines killing my spirit airlines that's fucking I did it one time I texted Ben the whole time like never again I did it one time I texted Ben the whole time like never again

So Carries like yeah, I did it on public and something goes you dirty bitch So cameras like Stephanie is John so Stephanie's like never have I ever Been intimate with a woman. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's like, oh, crazy. Oh, crazy.

One time, actually, brandy night, we did kiss. We're trying to make our husbands jealous. Yeah, we're trying to make our husbands jealous. But I think it turned them on. I think we're talking about each other. I love you so much. I love you. Don't really so much. I love you. Don't really be again.

I was really weird. Hey, you were sitting in the back seat right now. And then I was sitting in the seat that was in front of me. I miss you. Oh, my God, I almost want to be intimate with you right now. I don't. Hey. Hey.

Remember the lady bug? No. No. Remember when the lady bug got a boot job? Ah! Ah! Ah! I got a boot job? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I got a pee. So, uh, then the next one is, like, sex and public. I was like, never have I ever had sex and public. And camera's like, I've never had sex and public ever. And everyone's like, what? And I was like, yo, I've had sex and like, like, like a, like a, a, a, a, a, parking lot. Brandy has sex everywhere. Yeah, brandy is like, I had sex under a stop sign, I had sex under an exit sign, I had sex on a wood floor, a carpet, the street, a cold assack.

Jeez. I was like, well, I did have sex in a stairwell. That count. That's a public place, Cameron. Oh, some girl in the front said, because court short. Root! He was on the fourth step. She was on the landing. That's terrible. So, she was like, no, it was an apurcing garage. And they're like, she's like, no, it was an parking garage.

And they're like, that's public, that's a public place. Like, oh, it was an apartment complex. Parking garage. Like, it's the public. It was a parking garage on my bed in my bedrooms. Like, that's at home. So, the alien in Diary Room was like, oh.

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and goes 102 degrees. And even though it's 102 degrees and probably like 400% humidity, Cameron is wearing like a plastic pink jacket. So Haley is doing the kind of two-work-eyed stuff you have to do in 2019, almost 2020. You can't just be like, there is an elephant. She's like, this is not a zoo. It's a sanctuary and we rescue things. So before you get mad and throw things at my head

We are working with these elephants and not against them, okay? So first we meet Oom Pum who's a honey bear Oom Pum Again sounds like Teresa you guys trying to figure something out like Yeah, wait, you know, it's like you know what I don't like about that Jackie is she's always like Oom Pum, you know it's like, no, I don't like about that Jackie. She's always like, umpum, you know, umpum. It's like umpum. Yeah. Um.

Um. So this leads to Leanne now like relaying this entire experience to her childhood. Because she's like, well, when I was in the corner of a lot, I worked with animals. I worked with snakes. I worked with bears. Got gorillas, dogs, zebras, birds, salt bird one time. Worked with the penguin one time. Nice fella. Little worm. A worm. A worm.

An inch worm. And an earthworm. An earthworm. You know why they got that bandage? Because I worked with him. They're broken. Those worms. That earthworm.

Fucked with it. They're broken. They're broken. They're broken. They're broken. They're broken. They're broken. inchworm and an earthworm and earthworm. You know why they got that bandage? Cause I'll work with him. They're broken those worms. That earthworm fucked with me. Guess where it is now?

The earth deep in it. You ever work with an armadilla? I did. Not single armadilla opened up its little ball for me. They didn't like me. And this brandy's like, oh my god, he has a hula hoop. Which of course Brandy says that right after Haley goes, let's take a look at some bears.

Come this way. There's one. It's a Malaysian sun, Malaysian sun bear, and honey bear, oomphoom. They use these encircuses and shows. So it's sad when you see them dancing or... entertaining you in any way. And Brandy's like, oh my god, he has a hoop.

Do you hear that? You're the fucker, damn it! Brandy's like deciding a cigarette just to burn any bear. People are cut to a lian, juggling. I can't help it. I can't help it. I'm a honey bear! I'm trying to dance from childhood, mother. Leon's cheering on a bicycle tire like, I can't stop! Oh, you think, oh, oh, Mr. Honey Bear, you think you're gonna upstage my carval background? Give me that tire! Yeah!

I mean, no, honey bear take it over my carnival. And then we go see some Gibbons. I was personally offended that no one named any of them Lisa. You know, if I ever run a sanctuary, the first Gibbons would be called Lisa. Of course. But you wouldn't be able to call her Lisa because it would be very offensive

because they weren't just apes. They were lesser apes. I was like, God, Haley, Jesus. Well, no, that Haley has been so respectful until she gets to this part. She's like, there's a lesser ape, Lisa Gibbons. That tracks because Lisa Gibbons was always lesser to Mary Hart.

I know. Remember, Mary Hart was like, Don't be sad for Lisa Gibbons. She's a multi-millionaire. I feel bad for her to still live in fucking Mary's shadow. Look, even in this show, she's a very sad. Remember when Mary was like, I got my legs injured for a million dollars.

Maryheart? Shaft Maryheart. Yes. Wow. Still won't forgive Maryheart. She seems so nice, but fuck her. Okay. She took Lisa nice, but fuck her. Okay. She took Lisa Gibbons star power. She made Lisa Gibbons a lesser, a lesser ape.

Yeah. So anyway, lesser ape called the Apigibbons. Well, actually, this gibbon was actually a perfect Bravo star because they're all looking at, the monkey's face jumping all around. It was super cool. And the women are just laughing. They're like, oh my god, cool and the women are just like laughing like oh my god And then the gibbon is like Anyway, it's like yeah, it hears your laughter trying to compete with you because it's their space

I was like so it's a real housewife got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it Got it got it who. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Who the fuck are you, Gibbon? You. You. Where you to talk to me, Gibbon? I'll talk to you when I'm ready to talk to you, Gibbon.

Do you have anything paleo? I have. This is someone for it. We're talking about Belodeck for those of you who don't want to. Yeah. So good. This was a pale want it. So, so good. This was a Paleo fight. Like, she's like, can we order something Paleo, Samania? And he just ordered four chicken sitay, which are Paleo.

Also known as Chicken on a Stick, if you watch this show, Dallas. Okay, so now let's go meet Maggie. Do you see Madryn Orangaday? So the guys... Everyone went, ooh. Don't worry, don't worry. We're done with Lisa Gibbons. I was like, why are they going to do to poor Lisa Gibbons now? Now we're moving on to Mark's dinos.

John Tash. Oh, John Tash. God bless him. Yes, well, John Tash, he deserves it. I once went, I went to, while you're drinking that beverage, I went to a party and one of the things that's, there are a lot of weird things that happen in Hollywood, and I once went to, uh, like, a, some random party and there was, like, it was at a pool, and John Tash was there with a band, and he was like playing songs, and he goes,

and now, uh, I'm gonna play a little something that I think you guys might all recognize. I start playing the NBA theme song. Like don't, da da da da da da da da. I'm like, I can't live without a part in the NBA theme song that's playing by John Tash. That's my top name. He's basically Maggie, this Sumatra Norenga chain.

He's trying to make everybody happy. So a guy comes over, he's like, you guys wanna throw fruit over the fence? Just don't hit him in the head. Which of course you have to tell these people. Yes. Of course you do. Try not to throw the hard object

at the animal we're trying to save. So then, Kerry's like, don't tell me what to do. I'm just trying to like let it do the fence. I know, like stop. Like, I'm just mirroring around. I don't like being both around. I'm just saying, you're not right now. So it seems like trying to disobey the zoo guy.

Like, this is not the person you want to disobey. Bring it back to Leanne. Yeah. Yeah, I mean't like being both around us and you're not right now. So it seems like trying to disobey the zoo guy. This is not the person you wanted to disobey. Bring it back to Leanne. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was pretty angry about the hat and the temple thing, but this thing, you're going to mess with the orangutan now. I mean, come on now, Kerry. So you kind of stopped, though, I think she got scared. So yeah, this is where she's like, I don't follow instructions.

I don't like being told what to do. And so the monkey's just like ripping into it. And she goes, oh, look, it's just going to do it to show off. I was like, are you competing with the monkey? Yeah It needs to eat that's like what monkeys do they open things up and eat them Everyone's like what has happened to the podcast why is Ronnie so mad So now so now we go finally to the main event, the elephants. So Cameron of course, who did you squeeze out any salties in this part? Who cries me?

Every time look what an asshole I am and the second I see a fucking elephant going I did not cry. Like hating them with their I'm like oh I'm never eating ham again. Eyes from this point on, I'm no longer eating elephant meat. So, so Cameron's like, elephants are just these big, jolly giants. And they're just like, they're so precious and so sweet.

And their little trunks just rub up on you. I'm like, are you talking about court or elephants? They clean toilets to turn you on. They compete for the attention of your daughter. So they're feeding them and how? Oh, Haley. So she tells us the story about elephants. Oh Jesus. So, okay, first of all moving to Thailand

This is because she said in Thailand Elephants are classified as livestock and that's why people can own them. I want to own an elephant I want one. I want to be used it. Yeah, well, you know, you know what I've heard about Thailand What Thailand? Thailand where everyone gets a baby elephant. You asked for that. Anyway, so yeah, basically the lady is like, yeah, these elephants, every elephant you see here has been broken. They were like, they were like attacked, you know, like to basically be tamed and they're like, oh my god, I'm like, where do they find out about horses, right?

I know, wait till you see some Robert Redford movies. I know. So anyway, so the whole Swiss berath, any of the other than the three straight guys in here, just to the rest of you. So then the elephant piece, because getting too serious when elephant finally pees, I'm like, thank you for bringing up the mood. Uh, he you like? Yeah, there's something about an elephant that makes me think an elephant would be a better daughter. The only thing that would have made that

like less profound if Danter had been playing the Iveries, you know, like been just tinkling on a piano as she sat at. Because you know, because she was like, me, my husband, he been out to Paris in Africa and in Asia and this is not what I'm used to. And I was like, oh, bet, you he been out to Paris in Africa and in Asia. And this is not what I'm used to. And I was like, oh, bad. You don't have a fucking dark gun in this one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Leanne, she finds his baby elephant named Somboon, which was, by the way, adorable, adorable baby elephant.

Like, I loved Somboon. I'm not making fun of Somboon. I'm sorry, Somboon. But Leanne was really having a moment with Somboon. Somboon was so cute. She said, come here, Somboon. Come to me. So we get the story, which is, of course, really sad.

It used to be a taxi elephant. So it ended up getting hit by a van in the street. I mean, Jesus Christ, humans. So seriously, can we just rethink humans? I know. The humanity in general. I'm not pointing out anyone's specific. I for, I for, I for, I for skin. I'm human. Okay. I'm going to rethink right now.

Later, I'll rethink it. But you also, if there's an elephant in the road, you're also gonna swerve, perhaps. It's an elephant. Also get the elephant out of the road. I mean, I don't know. There's like so many things you can get mad at. So I'm just gonna say, like, humanity.

Real living, humanity. Real living, humanity. The point is this. We all love Babar. So, lians, likes,'s like some boom she just wants love All I want to do is just let her know that there are humans. He just want to love her. Just want to love some boon Hey rich get to that fans go do give something to some boon And it's how God the hole in the fence. Oh, man. I did that just to make you squirt on it.

Oh, man. You just sing if I'm paying attention. Just leave some boom bananas. How dare you? How dare you? So, so Leann is like crying over some boom. And like, it is truly sad. This beautiful, adorable baby elephant who is like,

has a limp now because it was hit by a car. And so if this is Samboon's moment, and of course Leanne's like, you know, at three years old, I was put in the carnival and told to perform. That is not the same thing, ma'am, okay? I was, remember that ride where the cars go around really slowly?

I once got sort of hit by one of those, I can relate to some boon! My family forced me to sing, Wind beneath my wings and a funeral! That's my abuse story. We karaoke came out, I had to sing, somewhere over the rainbow in front of my cousins who wanted to beat the shit out of me. My mom, the only attention she gave to me, she made me sing Tusk over and over and over again. That's for you, Sombun. And Fleet with Mac fans.

Imagine if she did have to sing Tusk over and over again as a child? God help what did we and perform at three years old in the carnival anyway? What was she doing? Little thing you know there's lots of things going on in a carnival I say your mother was making an effort to make you well rounded okay I was putting the fucking tap class when I was Stray I was barely even out of the vagina. I had tap shoes on. I was like, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t with a dancer, you're with a professional famous dancer. You don't know what a... I know what a kickball is.

Ooh, he's going into Martha Graham. I was just armed tat dance, just to make my point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What I was three, my mother made me armed at dance for the carnival, so I could relate to that too. Okay, so they get in the van to go home, and Leanne's just had her monologue about being tortured,

which is not funny, but kind of. In that instance, it went. Elephant torture is not funny. Leanne comparing her childhood to Elephant torture is funny. Those are the rules. So the van to go home. OK, so Liam's like, look, that elephant is saying goodbye. The offense just like taking a shit somewhere.

Someone. So Carrie now is going to try to take the helm of the I feel the most from elephants. So she's like, I'll tell you this much, I will never ride an elephant again! As if she's gonna like what, take one to downtown Dallas, you know? So Leanne's like, oh no, no, no, no, you don't get to take the elephant's tour lawn. This is mine.

Any elephant you ride is broken. Like a little three-year-old girl forced to tap dance with her arms on a merry-go-round. Broken. Wip their arm. And that's a human who knows what broken is. It's horrible. Do you know that as a child, I was separated from my mother.

And I was forced in that carnival. and they made me jump off the hot place until finally I started flying with my ears. Do you know that I know that? That happened to me. Tim Burton tried to remake me and I was a fluff I will never get over it. And those crows laughed at me. And those crows laughed at me. So, Brandy, so they're like, oh, geez, of course here, Leigh-Anne goes, you know, now Leigh-Anne is the elephant. So, Stephanie's sitting behind her, so she's like, oh, man, I'm hugging you in my mind. I'm hugging you, I'm hugging you. And Brandy's like, God, this is like so frustrating, because I feel like I'm really supportive of her, but like we just had a moment where we all bonded, and you have to make it about you. The fuck.

Isn't Randy an energizing voice to do for a live show? So they all go home and they can better know a custom carry carries die room sessions. She's going, and they committed no, a Custard Carey's Diary Room session. She's like, I'm like the tiniest violin in the world. Which you probably learned from her husband every time that she complains that he's not listening to her jewelry stories. So now they all go home, they commit a cardinal sin,

which is that they don't have a group dinner, they all get room service alone, which I don't appreciate. But Brandy, she takes up sleeping pills, so she starts getting really odd. Cardinal San, which is that they don't have a group dinner. They all get room service alone, which I don't appreciate. But Brandi takes up Sleeping Pill, so she starts getting really out. She's like this. Cameron, what I love is Cameron goes, when Brandi is on a Sleeping Pill, she has one eyebrow up like this.

Like, what do you think? How did you talk this entire season? Girl. I like when she gets, Cameron does a few looks in this episode where she gets really smart about something. Yeah. And she tilts her head and she squints her eyes like this.

Mm. Yeah. Well, that's her eyes like this. Yeah. Well, that's her empathizing face. When she's trying to like empathize with you, she like sucks her cheeks in and squint her eyes. It's like, mm. I know. No.

Yeah. Yeah. So, Brandy comes over and Cameron goes, are you drunk on alcohol like me? Yeah. And it's like, no, it's a sleeping pill. She goes, are you serious? Now this is going to be fun. Yeah.

So basically, Brandy's just slurring. And they're like, well, Brandy, now that we have you in an intoxicated state, what's the deal with your husband? Wait, no, here's another question. Were they making, were they making fond of me with my infinity dress, literally like a broken elephant again? Brandy, Brandy's just like, um, Um, uh, my daughter hates me. Okay, you can go back to your bed. So I get out.

But Brandy's answer ended up being, I thought she did it to be a little asshole. It's like, yeah, Cameron's like, no, Brooklyn. So Leanne's like, Randy standing up for me was like a lot in a very dark room. Sort of rooms with a heart baby elephant's name, Leanne. So, every time I say her any baby hurting baby offense, but I'm just like, no, no, listen, if you can get me to feel something,

it's very, very rare, you know, it's like a, that touched me. I almost got a good parking space at the old baby last week and some bits took it. Almost cried. Never will forget it. You see, just have to remember those moments. So the next morning, they go to this giant market and carry being really sensitive to other cultures, warns everyone, okay, don't eat monkey or anything. I mean, and they're just like, even I have linens.

Must have mayonnaise in this country, do they? So then we go to Cameron calling court, and she's like, CORE! I got your floor! Let me just throw my tickle up floors, everyone. I got floor from CORE. It's like he's cheating on you.

Okay, yeah. He literally goes, he literally goes, oh good, I'm glad he got them. He's like meant to send that to the mistress, went to the bank, I can't sit. Okay. So we're on one tonight. So we're horrible monsters, huh? So they get to the market. Cameron, Cameron's doing her audition to be a local weather lady. She goes, it's hot. and there's no wind. Back to you, Kurt.

So Cameron's like, I'm a new to fan because it's hot. But also because of the mystery smells coming over me. I'm just doing that a lot. She's doing that thing where she starts to lean forward but her head props up. Like she's angry, she feels like Thailand did this to her. Like, it's hot. And I need a fan. It's hot out here.

It's hot. It's really hot. It's really hot. It's really hot. Trashy, trashy. Trashy. So Stephanie's like, you guys want a wiener?'m a weiner? Dirty bitch, I'm. So Stephanie tells us, she's like,

I've been holding my breath since we got here. It's stinks. Yes, everywhere. It stinks everywhere. And Brandy's like, it's kind of like that popcorn smell. It's like burnt popcorn and poo. I'm like, what burnt popcorn has you been smelling? It's raw sewage, it is.

I swear, I swear. I'm not trying to make a joke. It was in there. It was in there. It had a smell. It had a smell. So now they are going around and Deandra's eating. And then everyone's getting beads for friendship bracelets.

Oh, geez, here we go with some friendship bracelet bullshit. Which you know we're gonna hear about now for the next three years of our lives, okay? So here we go. Welcome to 2022's discussion. So they start going, oh my God, friendship bracelets. We should all have a friendship bracelet. Everyone get winner.

I don't want a friendship bracelet. For friendship, I don't want one, thank you. Like, her, she just wants to go poop on that parade. Keep your mouth on that. On the French-Shape bracelet parade. Which is true. Like, God, stop being grumpy for two fucking seconds, you know? So, I don't want one. And then, sorry, everyone's like, okay, I'll take the pink one.

I'll take this one. I'll take it out. And then, Leigh-Anne goes Liam goes, oh, everyone's getting one, but me, right? Have you guys seen that meme going around on the on the on the old internet? That's like, reasons my baby is crying. And it just shows all these little kids sobbing. And then the moms are holding them like being patient It's like stopped her from going into the street, you know Stop baby from starting herself on fire and the baby's like

We should put Liam's face just on every single name Wouldn't let baby jump into garbage disposal. Oh! Oh! So Cameron and Carrie are, they go to get massages in this little space and... Foot massages. It's definitely a mass massage. The best.

So they're sitting there and of course like Deandra Stil trying to smooth over like And, uh, foot massages. It's a foot massages. Ah, yeah. It's a foot bath. So they're sitting there, and of course, like, Deandra still trying to smooth over, like, her super passive aggressive infinity dress joke. She's like, so, I mean, the other night, I was like, such a joke. Like, I was like, very obvious. I'm not gonna have to apologize to that mother.

No, it was a joke. It was a joke. Every news joke, right? Every joke. Mm. Mm. Mm. But what's funny about wearing a gorgeous glamourous dress? What's funny about wearing the most beautiful dresses in the world?

I say dress is plural because it's 175 dresses and one. And Andrew's like, because why? I'm only one thing about it. Two, I'm working to a working public and three about it with my own many mother Yeah, she's like Whoa, I think that might have hurt Was the way that you were talking about it and critiquing it like was the way that you were talking about it and critiquing it like, um, were you being so poor? Yes, I was being spoiled, mother.

Number one. Okay. Okay. Cameras are doing this thing when Deandra's talking. She goes, Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, totally right. Right. Everything you're saying.

Until you're done. And that would hurt my feelings too if you did that to me. Yeah. Because you could have, you know. And then Kair is like, well, she could have just said, it hurt my feelings. And then we would have stopped talking about it. Okay, okay.

Yeah, she did. And, okay, you know, everyone, this, I think we said this last week week This is a really rough one because everybody in this fight is so wrong. Yeah You know I'm already sweating, but thank you for the air conditioning you guys I was not a passive aggressive dig at this place. Love you guys here. Thank you. I blew it on me Did you so yet so basically carry as carry I love when people do that when there's like a when people do something Obnoxious. Honestly, Deandra and Carrie did that. It was clearly like, you know, they were making a big dig at Leanne.

They were being obnoxious and then Leanne didn't bite. They started doing it harder and harder and harder. It was like, obvious. Everyone can see it. Now they're trying to act like it was whatever. I love when people do that, the way they try to gain back the higher ground is to say what carried it, which is like, well actually what she should have said was like, I am personally very offended and I really wish you guys would be nicer about my dress. Like anyone's gonna have like a com rational thought in that moment, you know?

But also, Leanne is wrong because you have to learn how to be the victim. I'm like, I know that Leanne's like always the victim, but seriously, you have to learn how to do it. Okay, so like if you're if you're in the street, okay, and you see a bunch of traffic and you see an old lady walking out into a crosswalk and then you see her get hit by a car. You're like, oh my god, that old lady just got hit by a car. She's a victim, okay. So then if you're in the street and it's really busy and you see an old lady walking to the street and then you hear a car go, but then you hear,

I got a hit by a car! You're like, that bitch is lying! That bitch is lying! Nothing happened to her! Yeah. I thought Leand did a great job of making herself a victim with the infinity dress thing. She's first of all, she's spent the entire time going like this. Mmm. And then other people chime up for her. And then she went somewhere else.

And what was she saying to a brand? She's like, you don't know what it took to make that dress. Listen, Leon knows how to definitely make herself a victim. That is definitely not. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like if you want people to feel for you, you can't say you're a victim. I have to see you blooding on the street

and say, oh my god, it's a victim. Yeah. You know, that would make me a witness. But if you're saying, I'm a victim. I have to see you blooding on the street and say, oh my God, it's a victim. You know, that would make me a witness. But if you're saying, oh, I'm a victim of a, I got hit. I would be like, no, you didn't, you're lying. I like, if you really got hit, you'd just be crying on the floor bleeding.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Thanks. So anyway, yeah, so, okay, mother, my mom just like, but she's so excited. I heard it.

Yeah, I heard it. So Cameron's like, so if you had your jewelry laid out and I said it's cheap, it's poorly constructed, it looks like it's hot blue gun together by a woman who's desperate to knock it down by her husband,

because she made a really, really bad prenup agreement. Without hurt your feelings. Would you say, not be nice? Without hurt your poor, person feelings. I'm curious, like, yes, but I would say thank you for the constructive criticism. I'm like, oh, okay.

So Cameron explains, like, they have an nasty history and it hurt her feelings, period. So, I'm curious, like, oh, no, I understand. You history and it hurt her feelings period. So Carrie's like, oh, no, I understand. You know, it's like totally different. So then over with Stephanie and Brandy and Leanne, you know, Stephanie's asking how Leanne's feeling about all this stuff. And Leanne's like, well, I don't know when Carrie's heart's talking, I just zone out. I don't know, pay attention, you know. And so then she, at least she didn't say any race. I was worried in this sentence. I was worried when she said every time she's opening her mouth in these episodes, I'm like, please don't.

When she said every time Carrie speaks, I was like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. So, but anyway, so then they pivot. She's like, listen, I just want to see a lady boy show to not. Which is funny because she spent the whole half the other half the episode being like, I can't believe I have to a lady boy show to not. Which is funny because she spent like the whole half the other episode, rather half the episode being like, I can't believe I have to go to a lady boy, I'm in this dangerous neighborhood.

Like, you're still in the hotel, you know? Yeah, no, she was mad later. What was a dangerous neighborhood? But she was mad later because it was like a lady, a real like a ping pong show. So women, I shouldn't say real, but like women, which are sex workers. So she's, yeah, I guess.

I like that when you were talking about like ping pong, like a, you know, sex workers and ping pong, two ladies in the front row just hugged each other. They were like, oh. Well, glad we got you off shift, ladies. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha. So, watch what crap him, saving one ping pong worker at a time. Ha ha ha. So yeah, Leanne's basically telling us, it's all light harder.

She's like, well, if you see a ping pong step out, come out tonight. You know, it didn't come from No Pussy, because talking about the Lady Boy Show, she's like, all funny, and then they go, coming up, and you just see if Leanne or, do you know how many sex workers are out of that? Ah!

Yeah, this episode goes fucking crazy. Okay, so. So good. And now my favorite, the lady's getting ready montage. Is there getting ready to go out? It's like, don't,andra's eye lashes onto each other. I'm ready, mother. All right, now give me the other one now.

All right, sing me up. All right. So then, Tandra is talking to Mama D on the phone. Do you notice that she know how, like, you know how, like, you can put, like, in case of emergency, you put, right, ice, right? So she actually, for Mama D, the most appropriate thing is it ice mom. There's spin off.

Oh, so. The most appropriate thing, it's at Ice Mom. LAUGHTER There's Finoff. Oh, so... And you know, Dee, I like just picturing Dee one lamp is on it. Tiffany lamp. Yeah, if not, time. It's a Tiffany lamp with some red coming into her face and her wig's on a dog behind her. She's still got her pantyhose wig thing on,

and she's directed by David Lachin. No eyelashes so she looks crazy. Some crazy old robe with shoulder pads out to here. It's like what time is it over there honey? And Dan was like um I don't know he had mother 12 hours different than you. My trust fund doesn't get you still alive. Breathe into the phone mother. God damn it, she's still with us. Ha, ha, ha. That's amazing. So she's like, well, what's going on there?

I want to hear what's going on while your company flounders highness your on vacation. And Deandra's like, well, mother, there was a hiccup. I was like, oh, but you had something to do with that hiccup. So Deandra tells her version, which is, well, because I just wanted to show Liam that hiccup. So Deandra tells her version which is, well, because I just wanted to show Leanne that I love her fashion sense. I put on her dress and wore it well.

I'm like, anyone else here, mother? You bought her dress with hews money. My own money. Who's? My own. You don't have your own money, Deandra. Let's be honest. Who's fucking money?

Did you see? I'm checking my account right now. I'm calling Dorothy. Ha ha ha. Well, the answer to cry, and D&D's like, oh, start with the cry. Yes. And then you got Brandy, got upset. Well, I would have told Brandy off.

That's what I would have done. I know D's ready to like go as Brandy. Yeah, but like, the entry gave like a very sanitized version of what happens. Yeah, of course. So Mama D's like, well, what's going on? What's going on? And she's like, well, you know,

someone had to defend Liam because Liam just can't defend herself, you know. Another. So then we take a red light, event of the red light district. And they're going to a place called cabbage and condoms or condoms and cabits. Cabbage and condoms.

Cabbage and condoms or Condoms and Cabits. Cabbage and Condoms. It's in Condoms. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you recommended this place. Travis. Travis, of course. I feel like tonight's entire agenda was put together by Travis. I feel like Stephanie is not really scrutinizing this.

I tune her area the way she should be. Visivir marriage. Love ping pong. Yeah. Is your Travis? So, Liam's like, so Stephanie, what do you think cabbage and condoms means? And she's like, I think it means it has to work.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. And everything's made with condoms, basically. So it's like condom lamps and it's like condoms everywhere. Condoms condoms basically. Yeah. So it was like condom lamps and it's like condoms everywhere. Yeah. condoms. So it's like probably what Stephanie and Branty's husband's little house in Austin looks like. You know, like their little man. They're gonna wear things.

Yeah. Yeah. And then it was really weird because I was with condoms hanging off of them. It was, it was basically like Lego land, but with condoms, you know. And so, but what was odd is as they're walking around, like, it doesn't really fits together, but with condoms, you know? And so, Boa was odd as they're walking around. Like, nothing really fits together, but the rides are more fun. The disclaimer came up on screen that was like, actually, the capages and condoms

uses all these condoms to promote safe sex in Thailand. I was like, what's this like pop-up video? What's going on here? What's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? I know. Think matter? What's happening? What's going on? I know think of all the just unprotected sex people have had it just those flue covered restaurants like in the rest of the world Doesn't explain the cabbage by the way. They still didn't tell us why they have so much. I don't want to know Don't anybody even yell it out. I don't want to know sounds disgusting. I don't like real cabbage

I don't want to know what your sexual cabbage is either you keep that to yourself I'll tell you who's not promoting safer sex Carrie she's like I never use the condom in my life And she's like I've always been in a serious relationship so she's like oh she puts their teaching Carrie to put on a condom on a banana And it's hilarious. She doesn't know how to do it, which is not really a way to promote safer sex, because you make it look like it's a really hard thing to do, and it's not. And then there's the tip, and she's like, oh, it has a little

bubble. Why is it a little bubble? I'm like, oh my god, you're on TV. Why are you saying these things? It's called physics space. You need space. So they're drinking. OK, so they're ordering drinks right

the way to go Hito. Can I have a mojito please? I have a question about your menu. Do you guys have taco salad? Funnichon. They probably did at this place because they call it, they said it's like a TGF Friday's later but Brandy the way Brandy orders her drinks. So last year we were talking about how people go to foreign countries and just yell at them because they think that they just can't understand. It's like, hi, do you have water? Water?

It's like they're not deaf, you know? So Brandy changes it up and instead of yelling, she tries to do an accent or something. And she goes, he's just demarcated a good. He's not really a good. He's like, wait, it's like you're just this a margarita? Wait, there's something in the mystery. It's like, you're in France. What are you doing right now?

Spectre Poirot. So, then Cameron is like, Oh, it's getting a little poor, oh, in here. Spectre Poirot, it's going off, it's like. So Cameron's like, I think I want to have some dim sum and sprint rolls. And Cameron's like, I want I want to have some dim sum and sprint rolls. And he's like, I want dim sum and sprint rolls too. And then I was like, I can't believe it.

They want the same abs. I thought we were friends. It's like some baby all over again. So then, yeah, Liam's like, give me a break people. You would think Cameron is a sparkly little toy. And everyone else is a three-year-old. Who got burned on the carnival's bed? Guess who never got spring rolls and dim sum. Me.

So then, but I like that Cameron's, like, I want to get to dim sum. I want to dim sum. And then when she's, it's not for her to order, she I like that camera. It's like I want to get the dim sum. I want the dim sum and then when she's It's not for her order. She's like, hi I would like the Pope you Todd and also the deem soon please Thank you It's like her version of like Interfacing with another culture. I would like the Padsie camera, please.

I want that pot to you. Mm-hmm. Oh, Padsie YouTube, bitch. Padsie YouTube. So Leanna's like, furious. The camera's getting along with people. So Stephanie's like, Where have you such a fun time? Why don't we talk about massages, what you guys talk about? I'm curious that Cameron's getting along with me. So Stephanie's like,

where have you such a fun time? Why don't we talk about massages, what you guys talk about? No, no, no, no, no, no. And so Cameron's like, okay, well, obviously we talked about dinner and I had to talk with Carrie. And Leanne, I was like, I'll just say this. Carrie, I realized you thought I was being offensive

when I asked you to take off your hat and Suggested maybe you look like an ignorant stupid slut and I'm sorry We're doing anything like that to you, okay? I was just really kind of cautious around monks Because that man is very smart and consult any mystery take the floor I just, I should have just let you walking to the temple to hat and to fend all those monks who've had traditions for thousands, thousands of years.

Yeah, I agree. That's all. Karen's like, well, little things like that buzzer, you know? You have to respect that. She's, I do. I respect it, Karen. I respect it.

But I don't like being told what to do. And I will never tell you what to do. When a car is barreling at you in the street, and I say, move, there's a car barreling. I don't expect you to listen to me at all. When you're about to walk into a temple and violate rules of decorum for thousands of years, I won't say anything. I won't say anything.

When you are walking into the jaws of death and I say wait a minute the jaws of, oh stop at the arm and watch you get chomped and death you dumb hucker. When I see that your husband looks like he's about to divorce you, I'm just gonna let you handle that. I'll just sit here quietly. So Dallas is the worst in restaurants. These ladies are of the worst. Everywhere they go, they're like, do you have hamburgers? Which one of them?

Hamburger. Jeremy, french fries, please. So this time, someone gets a curry, okay? Emily goes, so this is curry, huh? And everyone's like, oh my God, you're so adventurous. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow, Curry.

Curry, just set them all up. Wow. What? I thought it was only an anchor woman. Oh God, of course you have to bring that up too. And Curry, God bless her heart. I am here to speak for all the Lisa Gibbons and Anne Curry's who did not get the moment of spotlight that they deserved.

Bless you Anne Curry, and just so you know, my mother still pokes a mat lower doll in the head every night with me. My mother for the rest of her life, I told you about fucking Matt Lauer. I told you before anyone else. So, okay, so the food sucks at this restaurant. They all hate it. Which probably means it was like amazing

and they just didn't know what it was. Yeah. So then Tiandra is like, well, going back to the dresser hand, you know, I handled it properly. I get that. She's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Just keep talking, keep talking.

I'll be very calm, keep talking. But I know I handled it wrong. OK. Well, it just felt like when I didn't react the first time, then you just kept doing it, and doing it, and doing it, and doing it. Well, there were 175 different versions of the dress land.

And I had to do it a long time. OK, got it. I just thought that you a long time. I'm paying off, Amy. I just, I thought that you would laugh. I thought it would be like funny. I actually thought it would be bringing us back to get, I thought that like by me making fun of you on Asher to giving you in the prod, you're trying to sell. That would actually bring us closer.

Because on me four years ago, you had said that to Larry. So it was like four years ago, I liked your stupid ass. Four years ago, it was too busy trying to murder Mary down the basement. Yeah. Four years ago, I was talking about sitting in the basket and the back seat of a minivan. Right? Four years ago, I was beating up trolleys coming down the street. That's what I was doing.

Oh, you think you're special, St. Louis, because you got a trolley right out the front there? I know. This is your soul about the trollies. You know you all have hit a trolley one time or another. Yeah. You get drunk. I spoke to you, trolling. Bonded you to Leon forever.

So Leon's like, uh, Brandy's like, if someone on the other side, I just felt like you get poking and poking and poking. And Kare, it was a mistake. I'm so sorry. You know? Can't make me understand that you have history. And now I understand the problem and I'm truly, truly, very sorry. That you had a wedding with no food, your poor and everybody hates you. Okay, move on.

Do I think this apology is bullshit? 100% do I know that they meant to hurt me? 100% do I like percentages? 50% kind of. Kind of. But here's the difference, y'all. I am trying to take the Hiro. The Hiro is the one that's on the bottom, oh, that's the low road. I would just rather you kick somebody's ass at this point, okay?

Because you like trying to be nice to everybody, and then like going crazy and then being racist and grumpy, just hit a wall, hit a moving vehicle already, okay? Come back to me, Liam. So then Brandy blows up a condom with her mouth. You know, save sex. So now it's time to go to the Red Light District. Tom for the Red Light District. And everyone is so excited. And like, there's definitely like an ominous feeling hanging over the show at this point.

Because it's like, it's blatantly obvious they're about to walk into some serious sex trafficking. Right? Like it wasn't just me, right? I mean you said it too. Like it was... Well I think that was later. Either way I just... I felt like they were bouncing a hair down. The trafficking is where you're like kidnapped and the... Well I don't know. I don't think that they were going to sex traffic. I'm gonna get myself in trouble. Either point is this. I felt like this was gonna go down a really bad path very quickly and I was really excited. Well it's one of those things where you're like do you say like you go sex work I felt like this was gonna go down a really bad path very quickly and I was really excited

Well, it's one of those things where you're like do you say like you go sex work is great everybody isn't powering to whatever you want Are you like oh my god sex work? Save everybody. I guess there's like a middle ground, you know, but this ain't the time to take it So let's go to Lucky Boy Ha road so Yeah, so Le Leon's really sad because she wants to see a drag show. And everyone's like, we're gonna see a drag show. It's gonna be great.

There's gonna be costumes. It'll be totally wonderful. Not traumatic at all. Just a drag show. And then the skirts come off. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. It's like, they all walk in, they all walk in,

like all happy like Thailand, Thailand where everyone goes see a perfectly PG rated track show and Then like the screen goes dark. It's like 15 minutes later So Stephanie's like so the skirts come out Stephanie always looks like someone's just like, turned on a light and she's like the cutest little like mouse in the kitchen. She's just like, Huh?

Do you have any cheese? Huh? So she's like, they've the skirts come off and boom. Wieners, Wieners, I see Wieners. There's Wieners, there's Wieners throughout. I have a hard time visualizing it. Do we have any visual aids I could help with this? Like a whiteboard.

All right. So. Hers what happened? So there was a Boy, okay see that there was a person. That's a boy. It's a boy then there was a thing. Okay, there was a dress There's a dress and then it was a very pretty dress. You can make it 75 different ways It was a beautiful dress, and I don't know how anyone could make fun of it. All right. Just a dress Okay, and then it had this thing coming out of it like this.

Yeah. Then there was another guy. He's there. He's there. Oops. Yeah, you're putting in. You're putting in the thing, okay. The big thing went in the other boys who oopsies.

I made a big oopsies. You're putting in the other boys who oopsies. I made a big oopsies. I understand bullseye because I've been learning archery. Then there was another guy like that. And then he, this guy's thing here. His mouth basically for those of you. He's happy now. He's happy now. He's happy now.

Then this guy's mouth went down here. mouth was down here mouth was down here happy and then big rainstorm made of snow all over brandy by accident then this guy's thing here Went like this And it went and this guy's thing here and this guy's thing here. Yeah, I had a turtle neck on it

Had a turtleneck on it. A infinity turtleneck, it went like this. There was 5,000 different ways. And they rearranged themselves 175 times. And then another guy was hanging upside down. And he came down like this over the first guy's head, and Sheena died in Bali. They were effin. They were effin.

Wow, Cameron. That is not appropriate. Okay. That's not appropriate for a stage presentation. I feel like at home, Bronwyn just started poking herself in the thighs. Like, fuck her or whiteboard or a pretz. Who would have ever thought that Cameron Westcott would be the one to one up Bronwyn's chalkboard by drawing a diagram of a three-semonstage in Thailand.

And you know what the producers knew exactly what that club was? And we're like, we're gonna let Cameron Westcott see a gay three-semonstage. Something Deander is like, unfortunately, we were in the first row. So, uh, Karamah just keeps on going. So they're all describing what's happening.

Stephanie's like, and then they started like rubbing on the guy. And then he goes, and all of a sudden, there was a three-some. And because it's right in front of my eyes, mother. So she facetimes Jeremy and she, you would not believe this, Jeremy, we saw it absolutely dickly and dickly and asking the face and face on and ask. I mean, there's a six-man meringue.

You should have seen Cameron wrote it down. And Jeremy is like, don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. I got some real good inspiration for our next food competition. So now, Leanne is like, she's had a really weird reaction, which is now she's like, we're in a bad bar now. we're in a bad bar now! We're in a bad bar now! We gotta get out of here!

We gotta get out of here, even though they have a full security team from Bravo. You know? I would go anywhere with Bravo Security Team. I'm safe. Okay, well here's the... I'm gonna have to stand up and be like, I gotta Bravo Security Team. Oh yeah, they're really looking out for you. Those Bravo producers.

I would love to see this. Let's go ask Joe how supportive those Bravo producers are on. Joe, how's Ice? Joe, how's Ice-S? I would love to see the Real House. I'll just go to Halus next season, just go to Kabul. Like, that's what I... Wow. I love to see the real house, I'll say to Alice next season, just go to Kabul. Like, that's what I, wow.

So, okay, so let's ask Kereman for her review so far of the night, she's like, not appropriate. That is not appropriate for a stage presentation. So, okay, here's the reason I think Leigh Ann is going crazy because they are now they're going to a ping pong show, right? Which is in a different area. So Stephanie, Leanne, it's like, oh, only go if we're going for 10 minutes. Because everyone's like, we're just going to go for 10 minutes.

We're just going to go for 10 minutes. Yeah. So Leanne's like, oh, only go for 10 minutes. And Stephanie's like, but I just want to sing one ping pong, come out of one vagina. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So they go to the pink punk show and as they're walking up the stairs, camera goes, so is this a traditional show in Thailand? Yes, it's Bidler on the roof in Thailand. Yes, 3,000 years ago they had pink pung balls and it was one of the most sacred ceremonies. Yes, basically.

The Sink of Demaya appreciation show. So Leanne doesn't actually want to go to this because actually believe it or not, I actually felt like Leanne brought up a good plan. She's basically like, this is how society like uses and abuses, women, et cetera, et cetera. And she's like, but I'm gonna go because I want to protect Cameron, which I love the idea of like,

like Leanne going full Kevin Costner on Cameron, just like jumping in front of every ping pong ball like Cameron no. And we'll always love you. Oh God. Okay so she also knows that Cameron's going to be like, go, Rose. Like, she doesn't, Cameron doesn't know where she's going.

And Leon's like, I'm convinced that Cameron, in her little bubble, really thinks this is going to be a magic show. She's like, boom, magic. And sure enough, she's totally right. Cameron's like, oh my god. She literally thinks she's going on space mountain. She's like, I'm excited to see this intergalactic experience.

So then once again, the cameras fade out and they come back. And Cameron's coming out and full like, disgusted hand like. Grace, Grace. and full like disgusted hand like. Gross. Gross. Trash. Trash balls. Trash, ping trash ball.

No, she's like, it's not. It's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my entire. My love. Okay, and I've seen a lot of things at the Global Pet Expo, okay? So she runs out of there with Carrie. So they're like running and she can't even say, oh my god, I can't believe that's a rule.

I thought you guys were kidding. Oh, so Leon was right. So Stephanie's like, oh my god. OK, so here's what happened. They gave everybody in the bar a ping pong paddle. Oh. I didn't realize it was going to be that interactive. Oh, that's good.

That is, it's also kind of a, you know what? We'll just let ping pong ball girls down there You be quiet I'm gonna ping pong your face and So now can I love you. I'm sorry, but please So now Cameron bus out the whiteboard a second time The way the whiteboard sorry. I was apologizing for telling those girls to be board. Oh, the white board. Sorry, I was apologizing for telling those girls to be quiet. Okay, hold on, let me...

Oh, clear the white board. It's beautiful, actually. This could sell... This could sell it, MoMA. Okay, hold on. This could sell it, MoMA. I don't know how you get a new thing. Hold on, gallery.

Alexa, turn on a new thing. That's what I do to everything now. I'm like Alexa, take me to a hot dog store. I'm an iPad, you fucking moron. I like that you broke Alexa. Alexa's finally fed up, Alexa quits. I am like a baby elephant. I have lost my soul now. Thanks a lot for breaking me.

He said breaking what he wants. Okay. So here's a ping pong show. Okay. So first here hold it up. So first there's a girl, a lady right here. Look. Then she pans over and all of a sudden ping pong.

ping pong. right here, look. Then she bends over and all of a sudden, ping pong, ping pong, Thailand, Thailand, where everyone gets a ping pong ball, but it's from a vagina. And it's there like that. It's actually really pretty, Ben. Well, but then the guys from the other show come in and then there's a long one of these and

oops, he's happy. Ball on his thing. Borking pong balls. There's Brandy crying. Sad. I've never wanted a vagina so much. Look how beautiful this is. Nice work, Benjamin. All right, so with the bottom.

Just kidding. They were kind of bossy. So, yeah, so they start discussing what's going on in this, right? So they're like, everybody gets a ping pong paddle. And mind you, I'm not a girl that's good with sports. I know, I'm be more stressed about that, like having to actually perform as part of this.

Like, I have to hit the ball now also Wait Cameron says something like there's a lady with a penis fishing pole thing and balls under her Oh, that's what she was drawing. Sorry. It's like what is Cam talking about? Okay, so Cam's like okay. She's naked. I was like that is like the least offensive of everything that just happened Cameron so now Leanne is like and this is like the least offensive of everything that just happened, Cameron. So now, Leanne is like, and this is where she starts taking pink balls, swooping them up her vagina, hitting people in their face with them. I thought that's real cool, but can get those pink-bong balls into a little bottle at the carnival.

I don't think so. That's Moscow. I know. Moscow. Leanne's catching every single one with like a soup spoon. So got it. Ha ha ha ha. Got it. Got it. Leanne's the only one leaving the pink puncto with a giant bear. Ha ha ha ha.

I know all the tricks. She was like on like a rope ladder the entire time. Like where'd that rope ladder come from? I don't know, I brought it with me. I knew I needed at some point. So I think Cam's like, and they're bossy. Like I tried to get up and they tried to hit me. With a dart.

Wasn't a dart. So when I like about this, so Carrie was horrified. So Carrie was the first, she's like, Carrie had done like, really trying to announce, did you see me? I was the first one out. I was one. I won the race.

I was the first one out. And that is driving Leanne Mad. And I like that now becomes a fight about Carrie leaving the ping pong ball, ping pong show first. And Leanne is mad about that, even though Leanne didn't want to go in the first place. So now she can get everyone mad at Carrie for being the first to leave.

Yes, for the amount of time she's spent there. She's like, Carrie Birmingham is the first bitch to leave the ball, of course. So she's like, who knew one ping pong ball would send Carrie Birmingham? And she keeps saying, is it burning him? I'm not burning him. I'm not burning him.

I'm not burning him. So she just keeps saying it like your mom and she's mad at you. Carrie, burn the name. Carrie, burn the name. Get your butt in here. Well, she keep saying it like she's like your mom and she's mad at you. Like, carry burning in, carry burning, burning ham, get your butt in here. Well, she is sort of like a mom in this situation, right? Where's like, you know, you like ask your mom a million times for a toy. You find that your mom finally gets it for you and then you break it and like, don't want to play with it anymore.

And you're like, but I bought this toy for you. I brought it to the ping pong show. You are not going pee pee right now. You should have thought of that before we left the house. Yeah. Which is literally coming up. So she's mad and then she starts her wears Miss Britain ham who's like, I'm so tough. We didn't discuss the last time. The last episode was so fucking crazy with Leanne by that elevator being a racist ass.

And being like, oh she's so tough. I thought she was a Mexican, so bad being Mexican. And then she starts hitting herself on the face, like slapping herself. I'll start with the real ping pong gun. That's so much crazy shit happens on this show that we miss the part of the lady slapping her own face. Like the people that were like, did you not see that? Because I was tapping on like this. Oh my God, the people that were like, did you not see that? Because I was talking like this, oh my god, racist bitch. Like I was going crazy. Or didn't you see that? Okay, point is, I'm getting myself all worked out.

That's okay, it's Bravo, that's what happens. So, Cameron's like, that was insane. And Carrie goes, I'm never going back. Okay. Okay, so you're not writing elephants, you're not going back to ping pong show. Okay, Carrie. Carrie's not writing an elephant to the ping pong show. Okay. Okay. So you're not writing elephants, you're not going by a ping pong show. Okay. Carrie is not writing an elephant to the ping pong show.

Okay. No it is. No it is. No it is. We'll hold you to that. So Carrie is like, it was an experience and Leanne is like, an experience that you ran from. And I don't regret it.

So Stephanie has a really good read on this, which I didn't think about, but it's probably very true, which is that she basically thinks that Leanne is mad because Carrie and Cameron are getting along, remember the spring rolls and the dimsum, you know? Do you not, how did you not see that? Every time they showed them talking, they cut to Leanne going. I thought Leanne was just having elephant flashbacks,

like, oh, it's on boom. So that's why she's really mad about the ping pong show, et cetera. Oh, that's why she's trying to get camera to come home, because they're all rated. They want to keep on going to the next traumatic experience. But Liam's like, we're going home, it's dangerous. Yeah, and Liam's like, I'm sorry, but that bothers me.

And Cameron's like, so Liam's like, good newbie. Good newbie, all right, get a new bird. And Cameron goes, do I have time to go to the bathroom? I want to go to the bathroom. So it's my part of the town. I cannot let you go to the bathroom. Well, that guy's getting a new bird.

Who made you mom? At least give me a piece of goddamn gum if you're gonna boss me around like that. It is a dangerous part of town. Look, there's a high it, there's an embassy, there's ten police officers, this is dangerous. So, see, Carrie's like, oh, whatever. I was here with my daughter for like a week.

We were fine, and we asked, oh, you brought your daughter to the sex district. Yeah. Nice work, Carrie. Nice work. Oh, good. You made your daughter perform in the ping pong show. Nice work, Carrie. Mother of the Year. Mother of the Year. Carrie's like, yes, because we went to all the fake Gucci stores in the end.

I'm like, what? We're never leaving here. Fake Gucci. Hey, listen, Mr. Owner of the Fake Gucci store. I like that purse, but I want you to think of everything I've done for you, Mr. Fake Gucci. Steve Kimball just shows up. It would be awfully nice if you gave her one. Leanne has supported Fat Gucci for a very long time. She supports Thailand. She ties her shoes every day.

She would love a purse that says, thank you, Leanne, for everything you've done for Smoochy. Yes. Yes. So then, Carrie is like, I grew up in Mexico. I know when something is bad and when something is not. I was like, you just ran out of a ping pong show. I mean, so, yeah, so then I, so, yeah, so, so, Blaine is ranting and she's like, you know,

she's like, I can defend. She's like, oh, Carrie, oh, I can defend myself because I'm from Mexico. Oh, I was like, oh, no, Lian, don't start it up again. Please, sir. Oh, I can defend. She's like, oh, carry, oh, I can defend myself because I'm from Mexico. Oh, I was like, oh no, Leon, don't start it up again. Please, sir. Oh, here she goes. Oh, my God.

And so, yeah, miss, I'm from Mexico. I can defend myself. And then she starts talking in some crazy accent. I don't, it's like she's on some like TLC. I don't even know what she's doing right now. But she's like, oh, yeah, bitch, put that in. What are you even doing? You're like finding a way to offend every single color

in the entire world right now, in like two minutes. So they get back, so she's basically hijacked Cameron and forced her back home in a talk talk and everything. And they get back to the hotel. No Cameron doesn't come back. Oh yeah you're right you're right you're right. So she goes back with Stephanie. It's like that fucking god damn it.

Stephanie's like how many fine man. Like poor Stephanie's like stuck in the van with like Craig Ray. So then in the other car, Brandy's like this is exhausting. Okay so then Cameron is left there. Who is she left with Carrie? They're yeah it's like they just they're just Okay, so then Cameron is left there. Who's she left with, Carrie? Yeah, it's like they just, they just, they just, they just, they just look like they're gonna go a little bit because they're all heading back to.

Basically, my read on it was that most women wanted to stay out and keep going and brandy herself even said, we have security, we're gonna be okay. And Leanne wants to go home and I'm assuming that the way it works is like if one of them wants to go home, they all have to go home. But they were all on three cabs, so screw that. Of course, Dallas is like made with $5. So they got like, I'm assuming that the way it works is like if one of them wants to go home, they all have to go home. Which is why. But they were all on three cabs, so screw that. Of course, Dallas is like made with $5.

So they've got like the non-amazing race. It was like the non-amazing race. Yeah. We've got one in the car, and we've got one waiting for camera to stop peeing. So the rest of you have to go home. And we got mom and me on FaceTime on a stick. So that's our third producer.

So they finally get back to the hotel and then like, Lee end goes into her suite, like close the door behind her and then it goes, 20 minutes later, and Cameron comes in, she's like, well, that was a fun night out with ping pong girl. I'm just gonna walk in. I'm just gonna walk out of the suite. I'm sure nothing will happen.

That's trashy. So she opens the door and she goes in, then she closes the door and she goes in, then she closes the door. And you just hear, do you have any clothes, how many sex workers we did? Fuck that! How many girls, how many sex workers?

It was all worth it to have a moment where Leanne would yell that at Cameron's face. Behind a closed door. What the fuck is with Leanne, that she thinks every time a door closes, her mic turns off? Like, have you not learned yet? And Cameron just goes, why are you yelling at me?

I just need to think they can't up it. Cameron, where are you going at me? So Cameron v. Leanne, here for it, and that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of guys. Thank you so much. Thank you guys so much. Wonderful holiday season. Thank you for having us back. Thank you guys. Busted loose. Put you back for our We'll see you guys later. Thank you. Hey, prime members.

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