Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth

Episode Date: April 8, 2021

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that there was a shift happening in the world. But no, Carrie's still in ass hole, so. That's good. Yeah, that, that, that, that like, three weeks of Carrie being like a semi-decent human being was as fleeting as Bigfoot himself. He sure it even really happened. Do we believe it?

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Okay. And thank you to the 119 crappins peeps who came to the first ever watch a crappins peloton ride. That was so cool. I did not think we're gonna get that many people. So it was really cool that like, I mean 119 people came. That was so cool. So we'll definitely be more of those.

So stay tuned to social media and listen to this podcast, of course. But next time we do, I don't know when it'll be maybe in two weeks or something. I don't want to make it like a weekly thing. That might be too much for me to handle. But stay tuned. We'll do another one if you missed it. And I'll try to do it on a weekend. And it won't necessarily be a live class, but I'll just schedule a time. And, you know, I know like talking about Peloton is truly the most annoying thing I could ever talk about, but it's a cool thing that brings people together. So, yeah, stay tuned for that and thanks for joining that.

And I'm happy to announce that of the 119 people on the leaderboard. I came in a borderline right in the middle at number 50 or something. So I felt, that was just like, it felt like a great Ben Mandelker thing, middle of the pack, middle of the pack. You went in mediocrity, so congratulations. That was impressive. That was my brand, perfectly. I, of course, have had some lingering resentment

because it's Peloton, I get them on that that thing it feels like a hemorrhoid to me And everyone's like oh we're exercising and then all day everybody is like tweeting and you know face booking I'm like you guys have fun with that so to make myself feel better I bought a waffle maker and I ate waffles while you did I did it at the exact time that you fuckers were on your Peloton and Guess what I have another chin today, but they were delicious and fuck all you guys. Okay.. That's great. That's delicious. The light fall eggs. But today guys, we are risking some weenies on some untwisted hangars, which, you know, I don't want to be too anal, but Tiffany's right.

That's very bad for you. Don't do that. Yeah. You just stick. Is it stick better? I don't know. What do people use? I feel like a stick or like a long forky thing, right?

Well, yeah, and I'm also being judgy, but a hypocrite because guess who made the waffle make the waffle without cleaning out the waffle maker and it smells like rubber is burning. You know, the first time you use a new applying. And I was like, let's just let's just leave it on for a while and wait for that to burn off. And so I just kept going and sniffing it, which is probably why I feel exhausted today. And I just kept sniffing it. And I was like, I guess it doesn't smell that bad anymore. And made the waffle snake them. So there you go. Who am I to judge? Yeah. I am fully expecting myself to electrocute myself very soon because I'm attempting to make a little herb garden on my balcony. And I got a hose up there.

There's a little room for this hose attachment. And I looked, I was just like, whosing just, you know, as one does with the hose, you know, you sort of do that swaying thing, let it sort of do a little, you know, you do the old fashion like water wriggle, you know, where you make it like snake, like look at the water, it's like a snake. And then I looked over the side of the balcony

and I realized, also how we power line. Also how we pee. They're just like power lines out there and I was like oh I could see myself just like with the with the hose Just like not paying attention. I just swivel around and that water just goes out the hose and hits the power line And I'm dead though electricity goes to the arc of the water and I'm dead so You're dying of waffle cancer. I will just be electrocuted myself. That's that's what I feel like is going to happen. I feel like that would be fit deaths for us. I die from waffle, from some waffle accident and you die, you die watering on a balcony. I mean, I feel like that would be an actual good, uh, Avery and Son time. Who are those

people who made the hours in? Oh, um, Oh, um, James Avery and, um, Merchant Merchant Avery. Merchant Avery. I would be a good one. That's right. Every made how it's end, okay? How it is in man is very attractive. I'm sorry. How would this be the end? Because I met Mario.

It's called Mario's beginning. Okay. Okay. So we, we start where we left off last time, Dallas, where Brandi is having a fit because Deandra did an interview and they said, are you gonna do with Brandi's racism? And she said, yes, we are.

And then Brandi took that as the most offensive thing that she's ever heard in her life. Because that was her opportunity to say something about her racist video, not the Andras. And so Brandi has dressed like a crossing guard and has her hat on sideways, and is just giving full squint and dirty Andra.

The best part is that Brandi is here crying and complaining about the Andra while dressed like a bus driver, like he's in a costume, but no one else is. So then Deandra's doing her classic thing. Like, well, I thought I was not being selfish. I thought I was standing up for, I feel like you guys are bullying me. And I am happy to go home.

I will go home to Jeremy. And we are going to have a pork chop and make love because that's what we do. Okay, I am happy to do that. And I'm fully team Deandra on this. I think Brandy's an idiot. And like I've already said, but since we're still in the same scene, I think Brandy should apologize to everybody

else's interviews the entire season, have to be about that shitty video that she made. Okay, you're the one who has an apology, ma'am. That's right. So, but all the other ladies are, of course, on Brandy's side, because Brandy is playing the biggest victim in the world, and when someone's crying, apparently, you have to be nice to them.

Okay, that's not how it works in my house. You cry in my house, you leave my house. There's no crying in here. There's no crying in Randall. So, yeah, I'm like Kelly what's her buns from Bravo, who's like cry outside. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, this is going to be a whole day of us not able to remember anything. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cry outside.

Kelly great show. One of the best shows ever on Bravo. Tell on our deserved a second season. So anyway, yeah, it should be still on right. I don't know why she's not actually on the real housewives. I mean, she would hate it. She's like a Carol Rads of all time, where she's like, well, I'm doing this just because it's hilarious.

But I'm like, girl, you were on the hills. Okay, don't act and you were on the city. Like don't act like, oh, you're above it and you're on Antium. Okay, you're not above it. Come on to Bravo again. So Stephanie. I color my hair with a black sharpie. So I'm just, I'm not really into it.

It's like, yes, you are. OK. You are. It's OK. So Stephanie is like, now reassuring her saying, Sandra, we wouldn't all be friends. We didn't love you. And you're like an amazing person.

And everyone sees your heart. And it would be a mistake. And listen, we have to be better than that. I'm like, she doesn't have to be better than anything. There's literally nothing wrong with saying, we are addressing this. Like, there's nothing wrong with reassuring the audience that is actually feeling very marginalized and offended by saying, don't worry, we are gonna address this.

We're gonna have your back, right? That's sort of what the implication is. There's nothing wrong with that. That's not a mistake. Yeah, even Tiffany's like, just saying it was a mistake and you're sorry. Cam's like, yeah, you know what? Dandra, you said the word mistake,

and that means I'm on your side, okay? I'm on your side, man. She's like, well, what could we do, Brandi? To make you feel better, because at some point, you're gonna have to deal with this yourself, okay? So what can we do to make it better for me? Right, which is true, andy just looks like she's she's again like in this fake like bus driver cap is about to cry And she's like I'm just trying to move forward and I'm like I'm trying to be strong and brave and bold about it

I want to be like bold and beautiful You know, I just trying to find my glit guiding light and I don't want to wind up back in some sort of general hospital and all my children are like very upset with me And I don't know. I just back in some sort of general hospital and all my children are like very upset with me and I don't know I just like I've been young and rest with my corn. It's just been like another world dealing with all of this, you know? I was like, what are you a bottle of shampoo? Brave strong and bold. Feeling very hurt.

So, should I put when my friend puts something out there a friend who knows everything I've gone through that hurts? Because if you know my heart and you know who I am, I'm like, know your heart, you're dressed like a bus driver right now, okay? And there's a, by the way, there's no shade to bus drivers. I'm just saying, like, why are you dressed like a, why are you in a costume right now? You're in a costume and you're want us to know about your heart. You didn't put anything out there. She didn't put anything like salacious out there.

Yeah, but she's doing that thing that, that, you know, you get mad at bus drivers for, right? When you're behind one, it's like, do you have to stop and do the same thing every block? I feel like that's just brandy in general, you know, so it's a fitting costume for her. She's like the bus, yeah. She's like a bus that's not in the right lane. And you're like, yeah, listen,

like it's there forever at the stop. And you're like, okay, I get that you're a bus. But does it take half an hour? Like, come on. Yeah. I'm like, I'm trying to be respectful. Or brandy. You know what she is? She's like, when you, okay, you got a mail letter. Okay. So you pull over and you tell your friend, hey, real quickly, could you put that in the mailbox? So you pull over, they get out, but as it turns out, you're in like a bus loading zone, so the bus comes up and it's like, ah!

And you're like, excuse me, I've been here for like literally one second. How much traffic have I been in because of you bus? Because of you! Yeah, and now you're the impatient one bus? Yeah, seriously bus. Fucking brand new. You provide a vital service, you do.

But I need some respect to. Yeah. We need to have mutual respect, Wes. So Tiffany's like, well, I think what happened is at the tabloid or whatever, it tricked you because like it asked you this question, but then it used it as the article headline to get more clicks. It's like, that's not tricking you. That's called interviewing you, okay?

And then posting the interview with my Rick. They said, are you gonna discuss the race? What is she supposed to say? Like, you know what? No comment. I have no comment on that. She could have said, you know, talk to Bravo PR about that. She could have.

But I also don't think there's anything wrong with saying that like, okay, they had liked to not say, not only is Brandy a racist, but she burned down a house that no one knew about. It's like it doesn't like, she didn't put that any information like that. She, the article didn't say anything new about Brandy. It's stuff that Brandy is like,

this is part of Brandy's life now. It's just, you know what it's called, consequences. So, Dandra has decided to just, I don't even know that it's the high road, unless it's like the high road as in, I just took three volume before I came here, because that's probably the road she took, but she's like, you know what, you know what?

I hope you forgive me, Randy, because having friends that keep us accountable make us better people. So, thank you for saying how you felt, andy, because having friends to keep us accountable, make us better people. So thank you for saying how you felt. And I'm gonna take that to heart. And you know what, just again, I'd like to say, I'm sorry, and I will do better. Fucking bitch.

Like you just know that behind your eyes, she's like, you fucking bitch trying to drive me in front of all of our friends. Again. Well, it was also kind of passive aggressive too, in a way that I liked, because she's basically like having friends that keep you accountable is really important.

I wanna thank you for keeping me accountable. Implication being like, now bitch, you have to be cool with the fact that I'm keeping you accountable too. Like you have to be accountable to what you have to happen with you. Yeah, and so that takes the win that I've brandy sales, and she's like,

well, then thank you for apologizing. And so yeah, well, I'm proud of myself because I was able to take what I learned from Daring and then it just cuts to Daring going, oh, like a cow giving birth. And it shows him telling her, listen to Andrea, don't come down with the peasants. And so I like that that's what she considers the advice. I didn't come down with the peasants today, okay? I didn't come down to play with the Plano peasants today. I just let her have her way.

So then they hop into this RV and Cameron hands out some very ineffective Barbie face shields for the pandemic, because that is actually something that is still happening. And then they're like off to Oklahoma. And I don't, so we've, you know, we've been covering below deck sailing. So we've grown very accustomed to things like cutting boards, falling off of shelves and everything.

But like, did they just like not secure anything in this way? Like everything was falling. This was like, it was like, poltergeist drawers just opening and closing things like floating in the air. Like it was this zero gravity. What was going on inside this? Well, that's what mobile homes are like. My meme on Papa had one and the summer one time when I was a kid,

they took me and my cousin Matt in the mobile home to Indiana. And so we had to go from El Paso to Indiana and this thing. And we slept, you pulled down a compartment and that's where the bed is, you know, as we saw on the show last night. So this was the whole thing with memories and I was so over it by like, I was like eight two by the way and I was so over it by the end I was like if I have one more fucking peanut butter jelly sandwich and tang, I'm going to kill somebody. So we stopped off at Dollywood and I was like, let's go. And we lost me, Mom, Papa, we just like hid from them, you know, until they started getting all confused and looking for us.

And then we just got lost in the park thinking, well, they'll come find this later. And that's how over the mobile home I was. I could have died. I could have died at Dollywood. Okay. I'm dying to die. So fucking mobile home. A waffle maker has nothing on Dollywood. Okay. I'm then I snorted a waffle maker fumes in Dollywood. And that's when I became an addict everybody. But we, you know, we've seen a lot of mobile homes on Bravo, but I don't think I've ever seen one like this. We're just like the bed just flops out. Everything flops. Everything.

It's not a very well kept. It's not a very well kept, very well kept mobile home. That's for sure. So yeah, stuff's flying everywhere. And Braddy's like, technically, I'm likely blind in one eye, but you'd never know from eye driving. And of course, he's driving all over and then being terrible.

I'm pretty flying around in the back. There's like 10 muppets that are just like, oh, my God, a mama deep wig hits the wind seals. You're like, wait a minute. How did that even get here? All those like Pepsi cans from Twister are just like trapped in the windshield. I the cow flying around. Helen Hunt flies by. There's one person who's like, you know what, today is the day I'm going to open up a

fruit stand. Because you know, fruit stands, they do not last on the movie. In the action movie, any fruit stand on TV will be hit by a car. Every group will go flying everywhere. There's like a close line. So they're just like, it's just like pure madness. And it's another talking about what's going on with tonight. And so dinner is going to be hot dogs. The camera goes, I love hot dogs, which surprised me.

I did not peg camera to be a big hot dog van. Yeah, Cameron loves just a hot dog hamburger and some ketchup. Like, I think we know, I think we kind of know that about her, but it's also very like housewives, right? To be like, oh, hot dogs. Oh my god. Hot dogs have them.

I love hot dogs too. Girl, I love hot dogs. Hot dogs are my favorite thing. And then they eat like one little teeny-bump hot dog. It's like on Beverly Hills one day, like ordered one type of thing of fries for a table of eight women. So, so then Stephanie's like, there's gonna be a local celebrity tonight.

And Karen's like, oh, is it the country singer? Is it the country singer? It's like, you're on Real House on the Dallas. This is not, at best you'll get Keith suburban at best. I'm like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just like, Oh, I'm just person. And so they're getting all excited and Cameron goes, are we wearing the camouflage for the solar, Ruby? Is it someone who is in saving proper orange? Is that wearing camouflage? Like army? Is that why I have a goat story for you guys. You don't know how to pronounce good now. Come on, Cameron. Like Cameron is just like a marinating in Cameron the season.

She's so Cameron. I have a good story for you. I got a house, okay. And court is already giving me lectures on pink. He doesn't want pink everywhere, guys. Yeah. And she's saying, she's like, she's saying how she has one concern, which is that, you know, in the soon to be old house, that's where Louis Vuitton, her dog, died and his presence

is still there. And she's like, do angels follow you? I hit so. And then meanwhile, like the bath and doors, like swinging open, I was like, well, if an angel did follow you, it just took a shit. I'm not sure. Louis Camp follow you ghost. Louis is still tied to the fucking treadmill and the other room.

Uh, Ghost Louis is stuck at that house for Ghost Louis, you don't have to be tied to the treadmill. Don't you understand? You're a ghost. You can walk into it. So they get, uh, so they go into a store like a little gas station and Cameron is just fascinated by poor people sunglasses on the sunglasses rack. So like you've never seen Guy Fieri before.

Like come on. You know, she picked up those big long straight guy glasses that can also be worn on the back of your head. I know. And also they're like not wearing masks. Like normally, you know, the places that they go to, I know they test everyone. But I'm like, you guys are just in a random gas station

without masks on. Like, what is wrong? So now they're going to do a switch up of the drivers. So now Deandra is going to be the driver now. There was also an incident where Stephanie almost gasped up the truck with the driver now. There was also an incident where Stephanie almost gasped up the truck with the engine on. So there was that.

So then. I'm gonna drive now. I can drive any kind of vehicle. I can drive cars, motorcycles, trucks, horses, tanks, ATVs. It's like, damn, the after a while. What a rest of it. It's ridiculous. What is it?

Hamster's horsessters horses Jeremy pork chops Can't drive a pork chop you want to see Oh Deandra also tell them how you know how to drive a company into the shitter. That's another one of your talents So now everything's really flying everywhere really does make Brandy look like a good driver Shit's just flying everywhere and Cameron's like oh my god. There goes make crystal water bottle There goes my sporowski chandelier. I decided to hang in here Carried just wipe that one we just see here as you just like falls down. We see like literally like so does flying in the air It is such a disaster. From just like a band late.

So Stephanie's like tomorrow, we're going to be doing a red back relay race, which is going to be like so fun. And Carrie says, oh, whoever's on my team, we better win. And then it seems like the worst person to do anything. So you know like all really races So carry jeez She's just so extra and so the camera is like look outside We're in the country. I'm like you've been driving for three hours in rural Texas. Did you just now?

Notice that you're not in Dallas anymore There's cows and horses and all Are you narrating a book? Calls up is like, uh, Cam, I just want to say. It's about to farm with the gutter. So they see a sign that says Bigfoot and cares like Bigfoot. And someone's reading a pamphlet that's like, this is the home to Bigfoot and cares like Bigfoot and someone's reading a pamphlet that's like this is the home to Bigfoot, South Squats, Mumperton

signs and Stephanie's like yeah Bigfoot is like one of the seven wonders of the world and the producer tells her okay staff name all the seven wonders of the world. Yeah, I'm just naming the Donald Sutherland. Keepers Sutherland? Chloe. Now you're just in 24. You know, you know, it was the worst. And the Cardiants. And they're like, nice job. I'm just naming the Donald Sutherland.

Yeah, Donald Sutherland. Keepers Sutherland. Chloe. Now you're just in 24. You know, you know, the worst. And the car. And they're like a nice job. Okay.

So then, um, Dan dress like don't get confused. If you girls see me without my underwear, think it's a Sasquath. So they, uh, they arrive after some high jinks, like go on too far and you gotta turn it around and get it up the hill, so they finally arrive. And they get to this cabin, it's like 8.30 o'clock, 8.30 pm, 8.30 o'clock. And it's just like every Airbnb that everyone has gone to, every rustic Airbnb.

It's like kitschy and ridiculous. And you never wanna live there, but it's kind of fun to stay at for three days and They all are they all get there and of course care is like oh Jaloshata reliving my youth party like it's 1999 Beost Camry goes Guys, this isn't cute. It's rustic. Guys, they've got lazy boys.

This is really camping, guys. Yeah, it's a full on house. To carry the worst thing in the world, it's like lazy boys, guys. This is really roughing it. Yeah. So, say during the Jello shots and everything, and then they ought to put their shoes in a potato sack

And they're gonna shoot they're gonna side who's gonna room with who so Basically no one wants to room with the andro because she's just Extremely messy and of course as luck would have it ultimately branding winds up being the one who's stuck with her Which is funny because they just got a big fight. Okay. Oh my god, that's so crazy that that happened. How did they work this magic? So Cameron picks Tiffany and Dan is like, oh yeah, too much high maintenance people should room together. Like you just brought like a one bedroom apartment

worth of stuff in here, man. So then let's see the room run, the housewives room run, you know, now they have to go throw a shoe on the bed and whatever Whatever bed gets a shoe first me say win that room and Camera just keeps walking slowly into rooms and just picking new new rooms It's perfect So then that then they're bringing groceries and they have to do it all themselves And they're just pulling stuff in and then carries complain

And she's like, uh, you know what we want to get ass I got a house that full of people to help us carry this shit out This is kind of like ridiculous. I'm like, well, you're not in Korea. Sorry. And also it's a pandemic So you're not they're not gonna bring on extra people if they don't need to like carry your carry like you can carry that like bag of Pirates booty. It's okay. Yeah. This place has less stairs hooker. Okay. Yeah. And that's also not forget that during that trip. You spent like you were angry for weeks afterwards because Leanne complain it was a bad guest that entire trip. And now look at you. Now look. And now here you are, ma'am. So Tiffany's like, um, my first drink, I'm like not complaining, maybe. Did she not get the memo that we're camping in Oklahoma?

Yeah. And Stephanie's like, okay, guys, put your best camera on. We're gonna like eat and like take a break. Like, huh, do really country things. Someone's losing a tooth tonight. Ha, ha. And Brandy is like, no, I'm still really hurt from earlier, but hopefully I can pass this with the

Andrew. I'm like, Brandi, you were the one who released the racist video. So this has got to end now. Okay, stop it, stop it. She's too much. And so she's like wondering how she's going to be back to normal with the Andra. So the address sitting on the toilet, like, Brandi, get in here. I put my panties on backwards. You got to help me. She has to go in there. And she's like, take off my boot. So Brandi has to take off her boot and then her panties and then turn the panties around, put them back

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And, um, and then that, this is when they now start putting hot dogs on the chemical hangers. Yeah, and Tiffany's like, are these salmon pies? And Dan just says, oh, just put it on the fire, which I guess is the Texas thing, now that I'm thinking about it. And Tiffany says, we are gonna get cancer from these hangers. And Stephanie says to us, she's like, if I have to put a chicken foot like in my mouth,

you can use a hanger. Well, man, I don't think that's the same thing. Exactly. Okay. You're not the same. Okay. One is person. I have a chicken finger.

I have a chicken finger. So you should swallow this knife. It's not the same thing. Okay. It's not at all. So then Carrie surprised us and she's like, oh, I went to Outward Bound. Because you know, my dad thought I was really spoiled. I'm like, no, your dad had like a good sense of taste.

And was like, what if I just like drop my daughter off in the wilderness and like, maybe she'll come back as Jody Foster or something like no, I don't know, like just get her out of my hands. No. Also, it's probably before Dr. Phil's time, right? Because I feel like if the dad had seen Dr. Phil, he would have sent you to one of those like behavioral camps where they come and they wake you up in the middle of the night and they're getting the van.

It's all the bad kids. Yeah, there was, there's to be a show on ABC called like that was called like like brat camp or something like that And it was really bad and on TV guys them. I ripped it like I ripped it a new one I don't give a rip but I made fun of it and the producer came onto TV guys and was like who the fuck are you? It's a great show. You don't know how hard we worked on it Great thanks We worked on it. Great. Thanks. Yeah, you were right though. Anybody heard of that, Shesense?

Never again. Oh, I was out of the bone. It was survivor camp. My dad, you know, he didn't like it. So I had to hike all the time and we were sleeping in bags. It was hell. And she just would think all I wanted to park her. I would do anything for a burger and she was but then it made me realize I could do anything in life Which is why I married rich as possible and now worry every day that I might be divorced and penniless

Yeah, it was the best experience in my life just being one with the elements now. Why are there no servants here? Huh? Why? Um, and cameras like what's that noise? I hear a noise. There's some kind of We're all gonna die and it's just a car driving a car like they little have never heard a car in a driveway before like There's a monster. It has two lights and it has wheels. It's a wheel monster. Yeah, and I think she mentions later in the episode that she's so shocked that this place, she knows there in the country because there's no sidewalks or concrete driveways.

I think this is just her hearing the sound of gravel for the first time. It's her first gravel experience. So the Jeep pulls up, but she goes, I told you, I told you, I'm like, you saw it, like, you heard a car and then a car showed up. I don't know if there's like a huge amount of indication here. So Stephanie is like, here's her celebrity guest and out comes this guy, Charles, who looks kind of like Santa Claus big white beard and and Cameron's like like Santa Claus going to war yeah Santa like a Santa Claus decided to have a show

on the Discovery Channel here he is. You know sorry for interrupting you yeah Cameron's like yeah that guy from Doc Darnis he um and she says I don't know how my girlfriends have collected so many special friends with her like the shaman with the amazing sideburns and now Charles with this amazing hair this is just fabulous eye candy. So Charles has seen Bigfoot okay and uh and the ender's like well there is no way Bigfoot is real mother okay Harry mother all right there was no way that he's real. Okay, all these years, no one has ever caught a big foot. Okay, you know what I caught? You know what I caught?

Elle 22, okay, that's my big foot. There was real big foot. My mother wouldn't marry his ass. Those popular man in Oklahoma. So Tiffany's like, I'll change my name to Bigfoot to honor him. It was no Marsha Bigfoot. I haven't seen fossils from Bigfoot to honor him. It was no March to Bigfoot. I haven't seen fossils from Bigfoot. So scientifically, I don't think that their existence is proven.

Yeah. So, and Brandi just says that there's like an orangutan running around somewhere. So, so Charles, they're like, so how did Charles, you know, see Bigfoot? So he's like, well, I was I was turkey on and the son of God down and then I kept it hearing and I was like, oh Be host be host and I was like, okay. I know. I was like, are you sure it's not just Carrie yawning? There it is. It's getting close. It's a close where we can even imagine it. That's just scary. Guys, it's a car. No camera.

Sounds like I'll mix up with your head right now, Cameron. So he's like, so, so I heard this noise. I was like, oh, and so I, I, so I turned, I tripped and I got up and there he was a big tall big foot and I kept I'm talking about a carnival and it's hands like oh you just saw Lee and So Tiffany is like yawning and going to sleep everyone's being so rude to this poor guy, okay? Listen guys be nice to poor Charles what did Charles do? Okay? This is like a big moment for him in his business, okay? Tiffany you cannot sit over there yawning falling asleep and carries just shaking her head like

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and he's like, I turned a name right in a way from Did it, and so then, so then, I think one of them says, did you ever go back? And he's like, well, I've been back three times because I wanted to get that turkey, you know what I'm saying? And then all of a sudden, it becomes all about this turkey, which is just like not even a main part of the story. It's like he's happened, and she's getting a turkey. Yeah, all of a sudden, it's all about this stupid turkey in the story. I guess he was hunting a turkey or something, and so he's like, yeah, I had to go get that turkey. And someone said, oh, you killed turkeys.

And he's, yeah, one time I killed a 27 and a half pound turkey. I'm like, well, that was probably big foot. Like, I don't think Charles really knows what he's looking at half the time. Is it possible he just saw a turkey and ran away? Like, it was just like a big turkey. Is it possible? Yeah, when you're lying down, they look a lot bigger, you know? Yeah, if you trip then there's like a turkey that's like,

you killed my wife. It's going to be scary. Yeah. So, Kerry goes, do you have a few sides when you kill a turkey? And he goes, no, I feel glad I'm hunting for turkeys. So if I did a turkey, I feel glad about it. And Dandr goes, hey, why are you hunting turkeys at night? I'm like, wait, wait, this is the credibility we want to question right now. This guy says he just saw a big, but it's like, hey, he was hunting turkeys at night. Who cuts the hood?

Okay, your honor, I would like to submit an evidence that the old time that you hunting for turkeys is in the morning. I know this because I used to go on turkey hunting. Okay, your honor, I rest my case. I went turkey hunting with my father, because I used to go on turkey hunt. Okay. You're on it. I rest my case. I'm like turkey hunting with my father. So I know where wind had a hunt turkey. It's like, okay, damn it.

Carrie has no issues with. Let's also find out. Right. That Deandra went turkey hunting. So Charles is like, well, we did it at night. We did it because at night, that's when they go back to the roost. And Brandy's like, well, that's terrible because then you're slaughtering an entire family and

Care's like okay, okay, let me ask you a personal question. Harry person When you kill something do get hard on Why are you asking this? Why are you being so rude and he's like so he's like good humor goes close Why are you being so rude and he's like so he's like good humor goes close but not gua, you know and So then okay, and you're weird too. What the fuck is this like please say you're just trying to kid with Carrie because I'm eaked out by this whole Scene but why are we talking about the turkey and not bigfoot like why is the turkey the thing that is like like this guy Says he saw bigfoot and yet the turkey is the thing that captures your imagination Like this guy says he saw Bigfoot, and yet the turkey is the thing that captures your imagination.

So literally, the turkey is just like, it was just like a little setting to stage for the Bigfoot story. And it's like, it's like you go into see Hamilton, and all you care about is what the dance and the background, what they, like the ruffles on their costume. Like now, why is he wearing that ruffle?

People don't wear ruffles. So Kerry's like, well, the problem with Chara says, he's talking surpassin' it to the about the killing of poor animal. And I don't like killing animals. And someone has to speak up for the poor animals. You're eating a hot dog right now. You literally have a dead pig. The combination of so many animals you don't even know

that are in wrapped up in some other animals and tested. You literally have a dead pig spiked on the weapon that was used to be Joan Crawford's child with. Okay, please don't act. Unlike the next episode, there is going to be a pig roast on the next episode. A pig on a spit, just a whole animal. But this is like, oh, but you have to speak up for the, speak up for the turkeys. Okay, if you own an apple, okay, let's,

this is just, it's too much. So this is gonna terribly. By the way, I don't regret someone who wants to speak up for the turkeys and for the animals, but Carrie is a perquer. Carrie's not the one. Okay. Carrie is not the one.

Like Carrie is the kind of person I would like to see a fox spray paint back in the face. You know what I mean? Okay, so Stephanie is just trying to keep it going because this is going very badly because Carrie is being rude, Deandra is being rude, Tiffany is laughing at them. Brian, he's snickering, like snickering or whatever, snickering. And so they're all being rude. Snickering, right?

What is the word? Snickering, right? Snickering. Snickering. Snickering. Yeah, I'm trying to be a snickering snickering snickering I'm like snuggling what am I trying to say She definitely is trying to keep it moving so she's like so first a hot big foot What do we do? What do we do? He's like well? First we hit on a tree and then we do a train all but then we call we do some calls and

Said would you teach us and he goes well, this is the sound that I heard. So this is the sound that we're looking for. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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oh! I'll be on Sasquatch Happens Lab. So, all of them are doing, so now they're all doing their calls, and so now they go out into the woods to go on this one. They have their machetes and flashlights, and it's like one one 20 in the morning. It's actually pretty late. I actually would be kind of scared

just because I don't like animals when they can see me and I can't see them. So they're just walking around. And he's got these machetes, right? So he's got like two. And Stephanie goes, um, are you gonna trust us with machetes? And he goes,

well, some of them aren't gonna get one. I know some that won't get one. And Carrie goes, oh, what? Not me, not me. Cause no get one I know some that won't get one and carry goes oh what not me not me because no I don't know that you should get a machete. It's like oh he doesn't trust me But you know what I'm gonna steal that knife from somebody and That's why he doesn't trust you because you're this person that would steal someone's knife That's like a very untrustworthy like I don't trust someone is with a knife That's gonna steal someone's knife. No, absolutely not

Like I don't trust someone who's with a knife that's gonna steal someone's knife. No, absolutely not So they start following him around and stuff and hunting for Bigfoot and Carey's like I can guarantee you there's no big fuck. It's like we know there's no big wow Carrie what a bombshell revelation. Thank you for like just proving years of common knowledge She needs to get a job in a mall just standing around a Santa going bullshit Bullshit, not real. Don't listen to him. Don't sit on his lap. He's a perfect. So and then there's like a moment like brandy like snaps a branch. I'm like, Oh, guys, it was just me. So so then they start to head back and and somehow Carrie has acquired an enormous machete, like an enormous one. And she's being drunk and she's sort of like waving it around and everyone's like, okay, give it back,

Carrie, give it back. She's like, no, you're scatting me with machete. No, you know, she's the type of person that would break your toys, right? If you invite her over as a kid, she breaks your toys and be like, wow, wow, like, you don't trust me with your toys. Oh, oh, sorry, I broke, sorry. You're like, yeah, there's like a cabins patched all head in the toilet when she leaves. Check, wait a minute, I shouldn't have been here with my toys.

Yeah, she broke all my toys as a kid. So she's like waving it around and Stefan's like, oh my God, please, please give the knife back. Please, please stop. Please just say it on the ground. Please carry it, please, please, carry it, please. Yeah. Please just say it on the ground. Please carry it. Please, please carry it. Yeah. Um, and they really were acting like, oh my god, Carrie's gonna go on a rampage and start killing everybody.

She's like, man, put it down, man, put down the knife. And she's like, are you scared of me? Because I'm not scared of you, but I'm scared of you with a machete, though. And she just, oh, why don't you give a fucking animal a gun? And then your equals, myler, fucker. I'm only scared of you because you have a machete. It's the same thing with animals. Oh, how about you give an animal with your, kill an animal with your bare hands?

How about that? How about you, how about you give an animal a gun? And then you, and you rob a bank, you say, rob a bank animal, and then where are you? Just, what are you talking about? Give an animal a gun? What is this? I love caring not even understanding like opposable thumbs or like grip, you know, but also like that You know what you should I'd love to see and how shoot you

I would love to see that too just for the actual physical ability. I would love to see how it was done She needs to just like read the far side. I think that would really solve a lot of things for her what was done. She used to just like read the far side. I think that would really solve a lot of things for her. No, it's like, it's like, so like if the animal had a gun and then you had a gun, that's okay to hunt the animal. It's like, the logic is just a little bizarre. Well, it's weird because it's like old kind of like vegan vegetarian stuff, right?

It's like she's gotten to an argument probably with Olivia. Probably Olivia came back vegan for like one semester or something and Carey's like what oh really well if you're not afraid of animals But if you give the animal a gun mom and so now she's just like spouting this bad I don't know where this is coming from but it's obviously in her because she literally eats meat like every five minutes It's the NRA's newest thing. It's like animal outreach with guns like the only that beats a no thing that beats a bad animal with a gun is a good human with a gun. Oh, so Stephanie's getting mad because Kerry is really going on and on. Oh really big

man get a gun from a cow. And so she's she's like carry you're like 100% being rude She's already well he can kill animals and he can take my shit because yeah, that's not funny It's just rude and like you're better than that girl. You're better girl girl. You're better than that Yeah, and she's going on and on and she's like you know my grandfather hunts animals and it doesn't mean they're bad people It's just Stephanie a full of shit. She's like, I'm not actually, I don't kill people. I don't like people that kid animals. And she's like, well, then you should be a vegan.

And I went in two minutes earlier. Oh, this is a really good hot dog. It's a really good hot dog. Like, Kerry is making me like, I am feeling so bad for Charles. I am not usually the one who feels bad for people who are acclaimed to have that seen Bigfoot. Like I kind of get the feeling that if I really looked into Charles' life,

he may have voted against my rights at some point. Like I'm usually not on someone's side like that. And she's making me, I'm on Charles' side right now. She's just such an ass. So Stephanie's trying to, she's trying to see me with him. She's like, thank you so much. And, Kerry's, oh, yeah, thank you for not trusting me with a knife. You know, I can tell that, you know, you have a little baby, very little baby. I'm like, oh, my God. Why are you big so of not like you're insulting

this guy who already thinks that there's a big foot around. Hasn't he suffered enough? And so everyone's really awkward. Even Deander is like, anyway, thank you, Charles. Thank you very much. And so he leaves and Stephanie is so mad. You can just see that she's pissed.

And she's mortified, obviously. So the next day, everybody's getting up and going to breakfast. And Stephanie is like really leaning into this whole country thing. She's like, I'm making you guys like Dr. Pepper biscuit donuts, which basically is biscuit, but it's shaped like a donut because you make a hole in it using like the top I'll tell you why. Don't call it a doctor pepper donut. Just say it's like a bottle cap donut. There's literally the doctor pepper has nothing to do with except that it's a Texas, you know, it's a local soda, generally, they're in Oklahoma. But like, call it like a bottle cap donut or something like that.

I feel like it was so misleading. I was like, ooh, what is she gonna do with like, is it gonna like boil it in Dr. Pepper? I just felt so misled by the Dr. Pepperness of it all. I was just like, yeah, you gotta use the Dr. Pepper in it. You don't just use the Dr. Pepper cap. Yeah. But it's also like, you know, I can see where you're coming from,

but I was actually thinking adults are just such fucking liars. Like if you really just think of everything Stephanie's doing right now, this is all shit that she learned in her childhood from just lying adults. It's like, yeah, here's a hanger, you know, cook your hot dogs on it. That'll be safe. Oh, here we're going to, we call these Dr. Pepper donas because I'm too lazy to drive my ass out and get you some donut. So we're making biscuits and putting a hole with them with a Dr. Pepper cap and making me think that's okay. You know, it's like, oh,

don't. Yeah. This is just like a bit. We're just, we're witnessing the abuse that Stephanie went through as a child. I think you're totally right. So she's making the Dr. Pepper biscuits and everything. And then everyone's just making various. There's like a bloody Mary's and Bacon, everything's happening and Deandre makes some, makes some eggs and everything.

So Carrie comes in last, she's hung over and Deandre's like, do you want some of these eggs? What's on comes in last, she's hung over, and the end of the day, I'm like, do you want some of these eggs? Want some eggs? And she looks at me, because no, those look really bad. Like, for someone who spent many, many episodes last season complaining about people's behavior at her house,

she is being a horrific guest. Absolutely heinous. Yeah, so she's hung over. And so today they're gonna split up. So I'm gonna go fishing, so I'm gonna go to the winery. And of course, Brandy, you know, it's what Jesus did. So that's where Brandy's gonna go,

because she's a very good Christian everybody, just in case you didn't know. And so Stephanie's gonna go to the winery with Deandra and Cam, right? So of course, Kerry's gonna go fishing. Yeah, Kerry seems to have no problem. I mean, it winds up being a more humane fishing experience. She doesn't know that at this point. She has no problem going fishing. No problem whatsoever going fishing. I just a rub it in Stephanie's like, and they're working out a pig roast tonight. Okay.

And no, no protest. No protest whatsoever. I love care. She goes, why is that normal here? It's a normal. So, um, so care is like, so what did you guys think about that big, big food hunting expedition last night? Huh? We met with a small P.P. Turkey killer, huh? Huh? And the end of the night. I don't think we're very nice to them. Yeah. It's a Quillys Smite on like humters.P. Turkey killer. Huh? And the end of the world. I don't think we're very nice. Yeah, it's a Quilly Smite on like Hunters. Okay.

That's everything. Yeah, you were very, very, very rude. And I was like, very, very, very embarrassed. Okay, like if you were a school, like you would not be getting blockers right now. Okay. I'm so sorry, then. Then why are you laughing?

Because that's like not how you apologize. Because like you're saying, sorry, but like you're laughing. And you're laughing and you treated him very poorly and like he's not stupid like just because he has a beard and he smells kind of funny and he thinks he saw 27 pound turkey like he understands any kind of real turkeys at night he's at, he really came out of his way to come here. She's like, okay, you said it five times. Yeah. So now Stephanie wants her to pulling a jacket gold Schneider. Stephanie wants her to apologize to Charles, which is kind of hilarious. So, um, Carey is like, listen, I don't like hunters.

And I want him to explain to me why he goes hunters. Anyway, why don't we go to go fishing and then have the big roast? Okay, great. Come with. Um, so later everybody's getting ready to go and now they're all going to talk about how Carey's treating Stephanie, right?

So Brandy goes to Stephanie. Can I say something real quickly? Can I say something really quickly that they're, while they're continuing to talk about this over the breakfast table, out of nowhere, there's like an explosion, like at a huge like boom. And like things break and they all look at them like, huh? Anyway, and we get no explanation of what that boom was. I need to know what the boom was.

Oh, I thought it was a soda that fell off the cooler or something and like, open. I think because they showed some setters on the ground, but maybe with big open up a soft drink. Big foot here. Like we got to try to get back in the morning. Yes, it's like a Harry and Anderson's mask. So we just saw big fat. It was doing cartwheels on the back of a horse. It's like that was Leon guys. It's just Lance carnival

So Brandy's like Stephanie. I could tell that something was wrong. Yeah, cuz I kind of added Charles. Yeah You invited Charles and then Charles like left. Yeah Yeah, he's not really you've been crying. Have you been crying? I've been like crying a little bit? I've been crying about it. Why don't you do cry for me? You heard me. Yeah, I'm going to cry to you.

Your crying makes me want to cry. Are you going to cry? Oh my god, your crying. That's so sweet, girl. I'm just like upset because if what they've said about me and then you're a post, I'm just like I want to cry to you. I'm so upset about that too.

I'm going to cry about that too. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I love you. I'm going to cry. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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What are you guys doing in here? The under comes in. And Stephanie's like, well, I love Kerry, but like she's really rude. Like she used to apologize to Charles. Like, I get that Kerry, you know, like being rude is part of her charm. But like, you can't do that to people you don't know. What part of, without his charming? It's never been charming. Okay. It's not. Literally never been charming. Dan just like, I'm a baris honestly and I'm

the lady who made a cake up come out of a VJ last year. Okay. So now they go off on their expeditions. So the fishing, the fishing ladies go off and Tiffany is wearing an wearing one of those hats. It's like an umbrella, which is really funny. Because I feel like I only see those at amusement parks, but she's like rocking it and then carry it because she doesn't want, you know, some damage and everything. And then of course, Kerry says, she said, doctor, she should know that vitamin D is good for your body. I'm like, what about skin cancer? How's that? How about that? Carrie. Also Carrie, where a follow suit. Okay. I'll just leave it there. So they're having to carry stuff and these fishing guides, they have guides to help them. I'm like, this

is why we got guides. And so they're like three guys following them around. And these women really are treating everybody around them like they're complete fucking morons. Like they really were acting like Charles doesn't even know English. Like he won't know what we're saying. We're richer than him, you know. And they're totally acting like that with these guys. And at one point, I don't even know where it is in my notes, but at one point, they're having them put on fishing stuff over their gear and Kerry goes, oh, these wast. And he's like, yes, we're not savages, ma'am. She's so ridiculous. But my favorite part was that Tiffany,

she has like her little umbrella. And she's like, you know what, there's like a little bit to my sunshine. So she takes out this like enormous umbrella. I've never seen one that big. Like it was, she looked like, she looked like Rick Moranis in Spaceballs. It was just so huge.

She actually looked like a little spaceship. Like she was gonna just take up at any moment. I've never seen one like that. So we're all, I didn't know that the sun would have the diameter at this exact time of day that we're fishing. I'm brilliant. So the fishing guys are showing them around

and carries now like, oh, we're going to eat the fish at Rihanna because it was very important to think it hurt. And they're like, no, because we use a special kind of hook that I guess once we talked about fishing recently. Arbolus, someone taught me that because I was like, how dare they leave the fish hook in the shark? Whatever that was.

I guess Southern Charm probably. And was it Southern Charm? It was one. We had a lot of, we had a lot of sharks over the past. There's been a lot of sharks on Bravo. A lot of sharks. No, they were going, I was like, that's mean. And someone said, no, the hooks are made to rust off

in their mouth or something. Which, yeah, it's like lobster traps. If a lobster goes into a lobster trap, and then the lobster fisherman never pulls up the trap The there's like a back door in it and it dissolves away So eventually the lobster if it waits long enough, it can just sort of like walk out So that's probably fun. I'm sure that's a delight for the lobster Yeah, he's like I've been to prison everybody and they're like oh my god show me

He goes back and shows them and they're like, oh my God. Uncle Lob is a pussy. That wasn't even a prison. That was that was just a love little dining room. I've been traveling up into prison. Like the lobster trap. Leigh Ann the lobster. The lobster app also has an area area called the kitchen in it is Let's see There gonna be okay, so now Kerry is okay with fishing which carries a full shit which we've already said a million times So then Brandy's like this

There you go. No, no go ahead. Go ahead No, Kerry goes, ah, is that a fish over there and the guy goes, ah, no, go ahead, go ahead. She's fishing. No, just do it. No, carry goes, is that a fish over there? And the guy goes, no, that's a leaf. So Brandy's just talking about how the best part of fishing is that, you know, you can drink basically. So here's the thing, online, I'm reading a lot of, Brandy's like, obviously pregnant at this point. Did you notice that she's pregnant? Because I didn't, I'm just reading that stuff online that's saying like she's visibly pregnant. I can't tell if she's pregnant.

I can tell her in her interview. In her interview, yeah, I couldn't see. Um, uh, I mean, first of all, she's also wearing waiters. Uh, second of all, I'm just like not looking for that on Brandy. So I guess I'm not, I guess I'm not either, but I was reading about it this morning. I was like, oh my God, what's the big, everyone's freaking out. She's obviously, she's drinking while she's obviously pregnant. I guess I was just literally raised that way.

My mom's like, it was fine back then. We drank plenty, looking to you're fine. I'm like, am I? I don't know that I am, but yeah. Okay. I did not notice because again, I just don't look for that. And yeah, so I guess anyway, she's like, you know, guys, you have to be quiet when you fish. Might want to stay away from Carrie.

And then you just hear Carrie going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh just hear Carrie going, oh. And then Carrie's just annoying. She's like, oh, let's go over there. Let's go over there. She is so that friend that does like everything's like fine. And she's like, no, let's go over there. Why do we have to move, Carrie, just because you want to move. She breaks toys and she makes you move. And so Tiffany starts this whole like, guys,

that sounds really changing, but I've grown with you girls over the past few weeks, because I've never had girlfriends or seas. And Brandy's like, well, you know, the highlights of my life are like, when my girls were there for me. And so I'm really glad that you have that experience now, lady in the middle of that. It's called Stockholm syndrome. So meanwhile, the other group, the wine tasting. So originally when they even said wine tasting, I was like, we aren't they in Oklahoma?

What's going on here? So they go to a place called Girls Gone Wine. And it's basically like a side of the road souvenir shop, but they make wine. So they get there and they've got those, they got those sassy tea towels. And one says, make today your bitch and then there's like a there's like a drawing of a balloon dog, you know, and then there's another one. Did you see the other one? No. The other one. The other

towel said this, let's drink and talk about celebrities we'd have sex with. I was like, that's not even clever. That's just like, so Michelle is just writing them this lady Michelle who owns a place. She's just writing the towels herself. Yeah, I think so. I think so. So they're like, Hey, come on the back. We're time to make some shard and a they go into this like, like this large janitorial closet sort of space. It looks like a vet, like not a vet, but a place you get your dog groomed, like a self-service dog grooming place, right? And so, and then get back there

because the wine stud is ready for you, the wine stud's there, and they get back there and he's like, uh-huh, hi. He's like this older guy is like, yeah, they're still calling me the wine stud. So, yeah, so we as a big the wine studs. So, yeah. So he has a big thing of grape juice that he got from someplace.

And he basically pours it into a bucket and adds chemicals. And they have to just sort of like stir it and everything. And Deandra's like, well, maybe this is Oklahoma's way of making wine, but this is more like a brew in your bathtub instead of a wine, or even a nap. And next thing I'm gonna hear is that they're gonna be hunting turkeys at night.

Who does that mother? So they bottle them up and end up sitting around drinking. How do we feel about Carrie guys and Carrie's root miss? So I have to say Dallas speed it up. This is the second episode in a row where it's like, what are you doing Dallas? You were doing fine, Dallas. I like this episode. I thought this episode was hilarious.

The fact that we have a giant fight about Turkey and Bigfoot, I thought it was going to be terrible, but I thought this is actually hilarious. Okay, you changed it around for me. Thanks, man. I think I'm the only one. I'm the only one, but I thought it was hilarious. It's a fight about turkeys. Like, this is what I tune in for people.

So they're drinking and camera and it's like, um, stuff. How do you feel about Cory this morning? Well, you know, it gives me the shit. No, Cory. Yeah, like it's hard to eat. I do like rice though. So sometimes, like, or like, nambrat, sometimes like that.

No, Cory. Cory sometimes look at that. No. Corr. Corr. Corr. Corr. Like the girl who got covered in blood in high school. Oh, Harry. Yeah.

Okay, Carrie. Well, you know, that's rough. I miss her being on the show. I do. No, no. Not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not. No, no, not not. not. Car. Careers. They're important. I used them. But I like FedEx instead.

Corey. That girl that take responsibility for her issues. That girl's a problem. She always got an excuse about it. Have y'all seen this? I made you jump saw me and then nobody sees it. Makes me feel crazy. And now that happens, it's definitely so everybody sees it. I'll see how you all work. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Deandra is, they basically conclude that Carrie, they've enabled Carrie's bad behavior and no one ever basically stands up to her and that there's a double standard and that they're finally going to say something. They're going to stand up for what's right and they're going to like, they're going to set Kerry right. And so DeAngels is very excited about it. So then over at the fishing girls, um, Kerry is like, ah, this morning when Stephanie said, like said that I was being rude, like,

I was kind of blindsided. I'm like, how are you blindsided? A guest came to your camp site and you said he had a small penis because he killed a turkey. And you went on for like an hour, you know, like what? Me being rude. I mean, I'm not a fan of hunters. So I was, of course, I was challenging him. And Brandon is like, yeah, but I think that she felt like she invited him and then he was attacked. And then, you know, like you put in the New York Post that they were going to do with your racism. And that really hurt her.

And she was bawling crying. And she was, oh my God, she was bawling crying. Oh, no, I never want to upset her. I have to be more aware. I'm going to say I'm sorry to her. And then she catches a fish. Of course, the one he's like against all of this is the one catches a fish. And the fish actually gets away too. And but then Brandy dies after it and then nearly gets swept away in this

creek. So I was like, okay, natural selection seems to be happening. Also natural rejection because like take her back No, we're gonna slow down So um so now everyone rides back and that carry drives home and carry just like just driving craze She's like driving aggressively on purpose to make people laugh again It's exactly what the person who breaks your toys does every single time So and that this is where Cameron says the thing that they're in the country, because there's no cement driveways anywhere. So, they all get home, they all get home,

and Stephanie starts preparing for this redneck relay race, which I'm sure we're all excited to watch, right? And Carrie is like, oh, the craziest thing happened today. I got all the fish, and I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, and I tried to really didn't I think Fluid on its wings and I said you go turkey you turbo turkey fish. It's like It's not as dramatic as that. So Stephanie's outside spray painting the toilet seats gold That they're gonna have to put on their neck in about five minutes. I was like why did you do this earlier?

No, that's actually running. Those are the toilet seats that you get to grill hot dogs on. Don't worry. Yeah, she's going to be like, this is what we're putting to pay gone today, girls. So Stephanie's like, this is so fun, because it's like good, clean, fun. And so back inside, Carrie's like, oh, by the way,

Deandra, I'm so sorry, because today, I made fun of your eggs. Oh yeah, because you were like, Carrie's like, oh, by the way, D'Andra, I'm so sorry because today I made fun of your eggs Oh, yeah, because you were like it's disgusting. You didn't even take my eggs Well, it was root and I'm sorry and that would be more aware of not criticizing terrible eggs even when they're terrible I'm sorry. Well, I guess that's big of you. Okay Now if I gave you if you had three eggs and I came and I took them and Then I said hey, you want to go to lunch later? And let's talk about those eggs ever again. Would you do it? I don't know what you're talking about. I'll never talk to you again, brother. How about this? What if I make you eggs and then tell you the only way you can have those

eggs, if you sit in the back seat of my car on the way back from the trunk show. Am I a bad person then? Because you agreed to it. You agreed to it. So, Dandro tells her off a little bit, but then she lets it go. She's like, that's big of you. You said sorry. And guess what? We almost, let's remember everybody. And remember I'm saying this, we all miss having to deserve forgiveness. So then, Carrie is like, oh, this really shows me this fishing trip. It really put things in perspective for me. I need to be more aware. I need to really then like I did the fish. We're totally one. Be a host fish. So then so now that Carrie walks up to Stephanie and she's like, oh can I talk to you real quickly? She's like, hold on. I'm just about to spray a spestus on the toilet seats first to put around her next can you just hold on one second? No! No! Come on, I have to say this right now. Okay. All right, hold on. Let me try to cry. Okay, here it is.

I'm so sorry. Brandi told me today you were crying to the left. It was so bad. I'm so sorry that I offended the man with the small penis who kills innocent jerky. I'm so sad. But I offended the man with the small penis who kills innocent jerky's. I'm so sad. Carrie, you know, you know that I love you. Oh, I never want to make you lose like that. Oh, I know I couldn't have had a different and so Stephanie's like, stupid is this sounds like because we're in Oklahoma, but like, you know, he seemed really sad today. Like it took work to get him here. You know, I'm like, I know you get drunk and sassy, but like sometimes you take it too far Like you just need to re-end it in

You live in okay, but like I promise that I love you for who you are, you know, and you're bigger than yesterday You know, we just need to keep holding each other accountable. Okay, well you told her Cassidy is just whole cast trying to get off heroin. I've never seen so many people Tell each other that they need to hold each other accountable like what kind of rehab bullshit is this? I'm not gonna tell her how we really feel. She's not gonna get away from it anymore. You're just like a little sassy sometimes. And you just have to like be like not sassy as much. Okay. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I really feel she's not gonna get away from it anymore. You know, you're just like a little sassy sometimes and you just have to like be like not sassy as much. Okay. I love you. Love you.

That doesn't work the same. We're not gonna start that loop. So, Kerry is just like, you know, that she's being so receptive is important. We need to call each other out. I'm like, okay, I guess that's their thing now because I've said it 20 times today. So, Kerry is like, oh, I wonder if it does respect you. Oh my God, we're about to have the best free day race ever girl. And that's the how do you feel about gold spray paint around your neck because it's about to happen. So next week we get to see this big roast, which sounds great. And then we see Deandra gets corresponded

to the SPAC from her stepmother who wants to sit down and talk and then just like, I don't want to talk about the best. Uh, yeah, you took their money. They might want to talk about that, Sandra. I'm going to have to talk about it. You can have to what happened to calling people out. Mm-hmm. It's going to get I, I know a lot of people feel like the season's a little bit of a snooze, but I'm like into it I just think it's funny like it's just petty stupidity and like stupid arguments With some real shit in there, but the turkey a turkey fight will always win me over so thanks for the turkey and

Thank you everyone for listening and for watching do we even say that this is crap is on demand? It's crap. We said at the top. Okay. I can't know All right everybody. Thanks for being here. We will be back tomorrow with some real house president in Jersey, right? And then Friday summer house. And then Monday, a lot of shows. We're going to figure out what we're going to put up on Monday coming up. See? Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Just stay tuned. We'll have the full schedule. Um, and that'll be that. Bye! Bye!

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