Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Burden of Goof
Episode Date: May 13, 2021Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus e...pisode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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So here we are with Real Housewives of Dallas.
Now this was a short reunion.
Thank God.
And it was a very problematic reunion for me.
And now I'm not even talking about Cameron, who's just one problematic asshole.
Like, wow, we really love making fun of Cameron on this show.
But I got to say say what a dick okay yeah
get to that but also problematic just because you know my biggest the biggest thorn in my
toe Ben I hope your toes better my toe I stubbed my toe today I should done a little stair in front
of my ring cam which is mortifying and luckily my ring cam did not record it because if I if it
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actually I would not put it out there
because that was in my underwear too.
I went out to get something in my underwear.
I was like, no one's gonna see me.
And then of course I just like, trip stubbed my toe
and you guys, thank you all ready.
So there you go. So I hope it's better.
So the thorn in my toe is Brandy.
You know, Brandy's made me crazy for years,
especially this season. And you know, Brandy's made me crazy for years, especially this season.
And you know, she's had some really, really dark, horrible, horrible stuff happening in her
life.
So I just want to say up front, of course, I'm still going to make fun of everything I
possibly can.
I'm not going to make fun of that, you know, the death and all of that stuff.
But I feel bad for Brandy, you know, just not liking somebody doesn't mean you don't
feel for them. So I do feel for you.
And still going to make fun of you, okay?
Because there's still a lot of stuff to make fun of.
We are really good at compartmentalizing.
We're really good at saying that was what she has gone through is terrible and don't wish
thought on anyone and horrific.
And on the other hand, you still did, we are going to make fun of you
for what you've done on the TV show.
And that's what we do.
We can hate these people but have sympathy for them.
We can love these people and still say they are a complete awful asshole.
Just like the Bible talk.
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Yeah, it's just with the Bible taught us guys.
It's okay.
You can have duality of emotional experiences.
Both things can be true.
I don't know why I needed to start with a disclaimer,
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I know you're having to.
I'm like, oh God poor brandy, but I'm like, wait,
I think it's okay.
You know, and I get all mad all over.
So I'm conflicted, that's all I'm saying.
You know, I'm the king of a disclaimer, Ronnie.
I don't know why you have to explain to me. You know I'm like guys before we get into this episode
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I ate some M&Ms and I know I said I wasn't going to but I did and I want to be upfront about that
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Okay, so let's see, we are fighting over tweets.
That is where...
So we have this.
So Cameron and I are...
Ah!
...isensorally apologize that I offended you for that.
Do you accept?
And the Andy's like, do you accept?
Do you do?
Exceptivity?
And she's like, no, we are not finished.
Which I approve of because they are talking about Cameron saying on Twitter,
why am I going to eat some nasty ass chicken feet?
If I'm going to do that, I'll eat sparkle dog food instead or something.
Yeah, comparing it was a, it was a narrow-minded tone deaf joke that she was making.
I'm not sitting here trying to excuse it.
I'm saying, I'm saying, the thing that was very frustrating
is I think we all saw that.
We all saw that she didn't realize what she was saying,
but when confronted with it, she's completely unwilling
to hear it.
And that was actually very aggravating
and frustrating for me.
And what is even more frustrating
is that we actually never got to that point in this reunion.
We got sidetracked, and then all of a sudden,
we wound up talking about, you know,
it went on for a while and then Andy eventually
just like moved it to some other place, the crickets.
And it really, really frustrated me
because Cameron was not listening to Tiffany.
She wasn't letting Tiffany make her point
and it was, I think we were all just,
we just kind of wanted to shake camera and be like, shut the fuck up for one second. You're not
getting it. Like she knows what your joke was. She understands that you were just, you know,
what what what you were trying to do. And she's telling you why it was offensive to her. And
you're not even hearing it. And it was like, as much as I enjoy Cameron on this show,
as much as I think she's hilariously Cameron,
this is not how, this is not good.
This is not, I don't support this, I don't like this.
And she was being a full on, as you said, asshole, okay.
That's very catholic.
So Tiffany is like, I'm between, you're between't out with the sparkle dog treats. That was very offensive. And she's like, I ate everything at
Dumzum. Every single thing I ate at Dimzum, which you know, she refuses to even pronounce the word is hilarious And she put the plan her her. Yes, she put the food on the floor
So Tiffany's
So no, there's a medal for patients during this entire thing by the way
So she says well, um
This isn't even about the chicken feet anymore and camera goes I think it's personal
I you don't like me and there's a reason. And I really want to know why.
I'm like, she's trying to tell you why.
It's because you were very insulting to her and her culture.
Yeah, Tiffany goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's, you are so
privileged and so ignorant.
And then camera just pulls one of those faces where her whole face moves back on her
neck.
And she just like her little lips are like, hmm, she'll say you would compare
something that I eat all the time and consider normal to promote your business. Promote my
business. You're selling T-Shirt, honey. You're selling T-Shirt, honey. And then we see a
pick of the T-Shirts that Tiffany has been selling. And they're, you know, just pretty cheap
kind of meme style.
And it's, uh, by the way, Cameron holds this picture up from her little pink briefcase.
And it's got a yellow tab on it.
Well, she's keeping tabs on everybody in this.
Yeah.
I love this color coded.
It was definitely, she definitely had a dossier and a half going on there.
Like wait, you never see this.
Okay.
You're promoting yourself, my dear. You're promoting yourself, my dear.
You're promoting yourself, my dear.
So Tiffany says, all these receipts, I remember,
I don't need you to show me.
So I have it in my head.
So this white explaining, I need you to not show me.
See, white explaining, how are you not judging me?
You're as a collective group,
according to my race.
And so she pulls up on me
of like white spl-
That's if you put up about white
splaning.
And I'm sure everyone,
uh, who is,
been on the receiving end of this argument,
collectively grown,
rolled their eyes,
poked out their eyes,
knew themselves out of window,
crawled into a dumpster
and let themselves on fire.
Yeah, and just her wording of it
is so, like, camera's wording. A is so like camera's wording, a collective.
You're judging me as a collective.
She's such a dodo bird.
She just says whatever her husband says because court was on Twitter saying to somebody,
someone was coming for her and he said,
how is the term white privilege not racist?
How are you not judging people solely as a collective group based on the color of their skin?
So if anybody wants to know where these these quips are coming from, they're little courts.
Okay, it's almost word for a court court.
Court, you're doing so well. We were actually starting to like you now you just just stick to crying on the sidewalk about new houses.
Okay. So by the way, this shirt conversation, Andy goes, are you selling t-shirts?
Yeah, it's for $25.
And it says tastes like chicken.
Yeah, it says tastes like chicken.
About chicken feet?
Yeah, about chicken feet.
And Andy just makes his face like trying to get the joke.
Tastes like chicken, because it's chicken, okay?
Yeah. Usually things that are part of. Tastes like chicken, because it's chicken, okay.
Usually things that are part of chicken, tastes like chicken.
So, um, so Tastes like, aren't you ready to listen now?
And she goes, that tweet was live tweeted at Carri's birthday and we were sitting at dinner
and the food came out and I said, this food is delicious.
And then we see a flashback of camera and making a comment about chicken feet.
I don't think chicken feet. This Cameron making a comment about chicken feet.
Chicken feet.
The food is much better than chicken fat.
And and and Tiffany's like, my people, my people don't like that.
She makes sort of like a joke that does register annoyance of like, my people are offended
or whatever.
And you know what escalated.
And to the point where basically Cameron accused Tiffany of stereotyping her camera to choose Tiffany of stereotyping her whole country.
Your stereotyping your whole country.
Do you realize that?
Do you realize that?
So that's why Tiffany said like that.
He made me forget the word Chinese food
because that's like stereotyping Chinese people.
Okay.
Chinese.
And I was like, thanks, white explaining.
Thank you for explaining my culture to me.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I wasn't talking about racism Tiffany.
I was talking about food and Tiffany's like,
food is a part of my culture.
And Dan drilass with her voice, but her face,
I don't even know, her face is like,
mm-hmm.
That's the sound her face is making.
It looks like, she should be fun.
Cameron, not fun.
When you take a full balloon and you're squeezing the airspout to let the air out and make that
fair noise, that's what Deandra's face looks like.
And so Tiffany is like,
It sort of was giving me like Thomas the train vibes, you know.
Mother, mother the train.
Mother the train.
It was just sort of like back.
It was just like back.
She was just because her head was so back that like it just became very circular.
It just had that circle, that circle face, you know.
Yeah.
If at first you don't succeed, find a rich or man.
Mother.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, mother.
You can't.
Mother.
You can't. I told Deandra. As long as your name mother you can mother you can't I
Told deandra as long as your name is Callaway you can't so you better change that train to saying I think I can't I think I can't I think I can't I think I can't
They're not explain my culture to me. I wasn't talking about culture Tiffany. I'm talking about food like she just
She's just so fucking dense and at this point you know It's always in a camera and fight you wonder is she really this stupid because everyone says oh my god
camera is really smart and she's just putting it on for TV you know she just playing a care is she is she just playing
character because every time she gets in a fight she never ever understands she can never hear the other side.
Yeah and Andy says I think what you're saying is that food is part of her culture.
So when you talk about food, that's important to her country.
Well, there's eight other countries that he chicken for.
Okay, so, you know, like she's not the only one who has dim sum.
Okay, you know, and, you know, Stephanie said she'd rather lick her husband's ass hole
and just cut the stuff in.
Just like, like Stephanie, this is not the time to be laughing.
This is not, don't, Stephanie's cracking up.
And he goes, well, where are you?
I did the stuff and he said she'd rather eat
or osman's ass hole.
And Stephanie goes, well, his ass hole, like,
my taste is good, I don't know.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Like, um, uh, okay, so, all right.
At least you're attempting to, to to to walk it back a little bit.
Um, I think the main is the point is that it's not about the chicken feet is her reaction
to it, you know, to just say like, okay, but this is my culture and it would be important
to me if you try it, you know, to not make it a big fight and then call Tiffany the racist.
I mean, it's just silly, you know, you're the one that gets silly Cameron.
Well, and not only that, there is this extra level where she said she would rather eat
dog food than have chicken feet and just a very loaded comment and for her to not realize,
oh, I thought I was just, you know, talking about, like I thought I was just making a joke
of it and like promoting my brand. I didn't realize that I was just, you know, talking about, like I thought I was just making a joke of it and like promoting my brand.
I didn't realize that I was actually setting an implicit message that it's, you know,
there's like a long history with, you know, that, that sort of association.
That's a long, nasty, terrible history with that.
And, and Stephanie did not tap into that.
Stephanie just was being close-minded, but she wasn't, I don't think she was necessarily being tap into that. Stephanie just was being close-minded,
but she wasn't, I don't think she was necessarily being offensive
like that.
She was just, you know, and she knows she might like asshole.
So there you go.
So camera's like, well, you let Stephanie think go.
And Tiffany's like, gap because Stephanie
didn't say, you know, like, I'm offending my entire culture
or stereotyping my culture or whatever.
That's the problem.
She goes, you know what?
I just want to look at you as an individual.
I just want to see you as like an individual
who eats gross, gross food, you know?
That's not as good as dog food.
Yeah, which is a very like, I don't see color argument.
Which is like, God, that's not, you're just missing the point
because you're so but hurt that anybody's not you're just missing the point because you're
so but hurt that anybody's calling you out, you know.
Yeah, take a note.
Yeah.
So Tiffany's like, a white woman trying to explain my culture to me is white explaining
and you seem so much more concerned with the audience's perception of you possibly being
a racist.
She goes, who wouldn't right now, Tiffany?
Who wouldn't right now?
It's not like 2019 when you could just say racist stuff
and it was fun.
Yeah, and the worst that would happen
is you just get kicked off of Dallas.
So Tiffany is like,
well, your insults the act of fence, right?
It's like, oh, all this racism stuff just came
because of the internet the past couple of years.
I mean, yeah, Kim's also, Oh, maybe we didn't talk about that.
Did we talk about that?
Try to read for the party's canceled guys. Sorry to anyone who watches that.
So we did talk about it. We talked about it. We talked about it every day.
I mean, you'll call me and be like, Hey, it's been Tarty for the party was canceled.
I'm like, Oh my God. Thank God. Love you. Tarty for the party was canceled.
Talk later.
So Tiffany, Tiffany's base, like you're more concerned about being called a racist than my feelings, essentially.
And Cameron said, to her agree with me, okay,
to her remove your post and she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I removed my post.
I removed it.
She's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Um, and, uh, and then I was like, no, no, no, no,
we have to stay on this for just one second, because, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's saying your tweet, Cameron, your tweet has been removed from Tiffany Moons
post.
There's nothing in that that said they removed Tiffany Moons post.
Man, if we're going by your evidence.
So I then Andy says, I want to talk about the pizza party, which got me upset because
I felt like they never got
to the crux of this issue.
This is, I think, of actually a very important issue
and they just didn't get to it.
But that being said, I think Andy looked
about as frustrated as he's ever been at a reunion.
He looked exhausted.
I can only imagine the number of technical issues
they were having with Kerry and Brandy and in a hotel
and microphones and lighting.
He just looked exasperated. So he's like,
I'll talk about the pizza. Your Epicurian pizza party was kind of a flop. So Nicky Nick from
St. Nick'sville, nicotine says, Tiffany's party was like an HR meeting. And Judy from Judy town says Tiffany has more rules than a
COVID-19 regulations than there are COVID-19 regulations in this country.
And Brandy's like, well, as far as the cricket, I was in the first trimester and I
didn't know. So that's probably that. And Randy's pretending through this whole
episode like she was just fast so she barf she was still having fun. She loves a
good prank and
when they show the clips they just so brandy be like oh I'm being the biggest victim and was having
trouble taking an apology at the end because she was just so offended but you know rewrite that rewrite
that history rewrite it exactly and Jake from Topeka says do you still stand by that prank? And Tiffany's like, well, it's FDA approved and it's not poisonous.
As we all know, the best pranks are the ones that are FDA approved and not poisonous.
And so Cameron says, actually, it's a criminal offense and Mr. Meanor in state of Texas,
right here, Penal Code, Title V, Chapter 22, Penal Code.
Look at the Penal Code, where it says Penal Code?
Yeah. Look at the Penal. Where's that's pedal code? Yeah. Yeah. Look at the pedal code Andy
Title, okay, and then they put it up and I read it
Title 5 offenses against the person chapter 22 assault offenses section 2209
tampering with the consumer product. What the fuck are you talking about?
Homemade pizza is not a consumer product
So I don't even know what she's talking about camera's evidence is stupid, okay?
Yeah, you get a man you get him Ronnie forget nothing
So then brand of all people says well, that don't actually mind to prank
So I guess it was better. It was me and none of the other ladies you were the only one who got so nauseated by it
The psychological idea of it that you got yourself nauseous.
Third trimester or not, you got yourself nauseous and then you ran away and you puked and you
were salty about it afterwards. So it's the afterwards part that gets me. Like you were not like,
oh, sorry, Barford, that was really gross. Nothing like that. You were just like, oh, I couldn't
even take the apology. It can be a fucking break lady. So Andy just like, oh, I couldn't even take the apology. Can be a fucking break lady.
So Andy's like,
well Sharon from Shirona says,
mama mama mama,
all of you went after Tiffany for crickets,
but why am I 100% sure if it was brandy who did that?
You would have thought it was hilarious.
And Stephanie's like,
well, I think that like it's more of like,
you know, you do these
shows and you want to do a moment, right?
So I think she just tried to get reactions, you know, I mean, she did the feed, the chicken
feed, and then she did the cricket, and then she had like all the rules of the pizza party
because that's what you do.
Like you do things that we react to, and then you set us up, and then we react, and you
don't like those reactions, you know, but like we're paid to give our reactions.
So you're like, kind of damned if you do, and like, kind of damned if you don't like those reactions, you know, but like we're paid to give our reactions. So you're like, kind of damned if you do and like, kind of damned if you don't.
And you're like, kind of eating Travis's asshole at night.
Either way, I'm sorry, sorry. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,. I think I can, Andy, I think I can, I think I can. What was that? Yes, I believe so, but you know, I eat a lot of different things and I always grew up
in an, I'm always up for a new culinary adventure, it doesn't matter what it is, okay?
And you know, it could be a cricket, it could be Jeremy's penis, it could be a pork chop,
it could be Jeremy's penis again, it could be really anything.
And Stephanie, not learning a single thing, goes, yeah,
she'll eat anything nasty.
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So, Andy is saying, were you guys harder on Tiffany than they camera and you know you said
that people were hard on you your first season
Were they harder on Tiffany than they were on you in your first and she's like um, you know what Andy?
It was like really hard to be in my first season
So I sent Tiffany messages and I chucked on her and I was like, you know well girl
I know what it's like to be the new girl girl. Why are you, Stephanie girl?
Why are you looking at me funny girl?
Why are you looking at me?
I did send them.
I have them bright here in my briefcase on day.
Okay, so then she pulls out the receipts
that she supposedly had of constantly checking
on Tiffany throughout the season.
Yeah.
Which is how she made it sound, right?
Yeah, and Deandra's like, I know't do you have to pull out all these receipts
or remind me of my mother. And Cameron's like, well, I know it's
annoying, but I just want I don't want people to be the victim,
meaning to tell the truth. So she pulls out this thing as like,
Hey, girlie was worried since you left early, I know cash trips
are insane. And it's a lot to take in, especially when the only
thing you've been eating has been food,
that's worse than dog food.
So I hope you're okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cameron, this was the middle of the season.
This was not like you had been texting her and saying, gee, I'm really supportive of you.
Unit texture after the pizza party saying, Hey, you know, sorry, sorry.
We were rude and said, you don't know how to have parties.
And then left early or all that nasty shit you did, you're leaving when she left the vacation.
That's when you sent that text.
She's making it sound like I was so supportive of her this season.
Antifini's face is just completely fucking over it, right?
She's like seriously.
So Andy goes, well, you know, I think what happens is that you guys do the show and then the show you work everything out.
And then it goes on the air and then people on Twitter have an opinion and then it changes your opinions and it spins out from there. Right, Tiffany?
Which is like, yes.
He says that as if like Bravo is not part of this.
Bravo like strums up the drama, they edit it in a way. And he's like,
well, I guess what must have happened was, you know, you watched a show on the air. And I guess it
must have, you must have seen how terrible she said, oh, and you must have seen her say some terrible
things about you in the diary rooms, right? Oh, I don't know how that happened. I'm like, you are the
head of this thing that did this to these people. But he's explaining it to Tiffany in a way like, through her season, it's totally normal.
That now you're mad. And she's like, okay, yeah, that's true. And Cameron's like, I was so excited
for you to join. But then the show wrapped and your cyber bullying gave me hurt feelings.
Okay, really? Aren't you the one who always says you hate the word bullying? Like,'t you said that 20 times a season? I hate that word Andy. I hate the word bullying
and now you're calling her a bully. And also Cameron, we have Twitter. Okay, it is an
app on the internet that people have on their phones, on their computer. We see the cyber
bullying and it's not coming from her. You're fucking crazy. Tiffany's or Cameron and
Carrie have been double teaming Tiffany all season.
And Tiffany can give back as good as she's getting. That's for sure.
But yeah, give me a break.
A meme.
Let me read these.
Do you want some?
Are you sure?
So I say while you pull while you pull them up, I just want to say a meme is not cyber bullying.
It is not cyber bullying.
If anything, Tiffany is actually doing more for this show than most of the women are because
she is right now probably the most interesting part of the show, although I really love the
show still, but still.
Yeah, I mean, we like it.
We think it's funny still, but whatever.
So okay, here's one Tiffany posted after the reunion.
Forced hugs be like, and it's like an awkward gift of people hugging.
I think it's from Harry Potter.
Okay, so then Cameron writes below it.
I'm glad you are finally admitting that everything you do is fake. Wow.
Hashtag 3Faced, hashtag RHD.
And then she sends another one because people like shut up Cameron. You moron
Twitter doesn't fuck around, right? So then she goes, should I tweet more screenshots of the text messages?
I personally sent checking in on Tiffany
because I have them, funny because I can't seem to find
any with her actually checking in on me ever
while we were filming.
Oh, oh, oh.
So then Tiffany tweets, what is this picture?
Damn, I can't.
Do you hear my ice bag on my toe? Cause I'm a shift to get. I have ice on my toe because I'm shipped to get I have an ice I've ice on my toe.
Do you hear it? I don't want it to be distracting for people.
Don't more importantly than any of this.
Two seconds later, she treats on her own timeline a picture of her and Tiffany.
And it says someone I was so excited to be on the show with how the past filming
and I'm disappointed where it went as it aired in the press.
I tried to show receipts
that I always wanted to be her friend.
I do hope we get another try
to have a good time on the show together.
Hashtag, let's go.
Like, this is two seconds
after you were just telling her off.
Under her thing, you're so phony, lady.
And don't tell us that you were trying
to be her friend when you've done something
that has obviously insulted her and you're not willing to hear what she has to say
That's actually not being someone's friend. You don't get brownie points by saying that someone's you know an important food and someone's culture is worse than dog food and then say I was really hoping to be your friend
Like that you don't get bonus point for that. Sorry. So Tiffany replies to that tweet and says, you came to attack and gaslight me.
Do not compare me to a tie sex worker
or call me bossy either please.
I don't accept your half ass my employee did that apology.
Learn to take some accountability or pay a bill.
Hashtag setting feminism back.
So Andy goes, so is there a path forward?
And Tiffany says, well, there's always a chance forward.
That bridge hasn't been burned.
And so Cameron has just like more receipts.
And Andy's like, you have another receipt.
We're wrapping this up.
She's like, well, we get this whole conversation
where we suffer moving forward.
But it is.
You're moving forward.
And Tiffany's like, please, Cameron, can we just stop
talking about the past?
And because he's like, this is the moving forward after that.
This is, you know, and so basically Tiffany is just like,
let's just have a reset.
So we're going to say, OK, let's talk. Tiffany's like, wait, a reset just have a reset. So we're gonna go, okay, let's hug.
Tiffany's like, wait, wait, a reset, not a hug.
Oh, I guess we're hugging.
So they have a hug that's-
If I didn't know about the hugging part.
Yeah.
There was reminiscing of when Daniel stop hug Jacqueline
on New Jersey that one time.
And Jacqueline's like, whoa, okay.
Yeah, it's just so typical house. I was like, okay, I just said
you're a racist against your all people, your own people.
Let's hug.
Let's hug me up.
Oh gosh, so then they're on break and Tiffany goes,
it'll be fun, you said, you'll make me a friend, you said.
And then producer's like, you did make me a friend, didn't you?
And then Cameron goes, if I get COVID after hugging you I'm good girl
And to be like yeah, well, I'll be COVID girls
So hey the Dallas ladies have a way with words, which is what which is
This astro glide astro glide
The astro guy I know if they asked you a lot.
You put it on your Bible.
So then we get Cameron unable to pronounce words and Cameron sits there and cracks up
at it and Andy just jokes over.
He's like, oh, did you have your tight flu shot?
Oh my God.
Hey, Cameron, try saying dim sum stupid.
And of course, it's totally hilarious when he does it.
And she doesn't have a fit about her quote unquote grammar right.
Hey Stephanie and Deandra after glad but you on their Twitter wow hey and
Deandra you're the only one who seems to think that Catherine Brandy was
funny even your mom wrote me to say tell my daughter that she's lost half of her
trust because of that
thing. What do you say to that? Z from D, D, D town says, um, one thing to tell Deandra. You can't.
So, uh, uh, anyway, so after like that silly fun and game segment where they're all laughing,
uh, we now go to the Deandra and the Shaman segment.
So we see, you know, a montage with Darren, et cetera.
And Andy goes,
all right Deandra, do you wanna lead us all
and we fly like Eagles or whatever?
And so I thought it was like,
ah, ah, ah, ah, and Deandra's like,
we all fly like Eagles, mother.
All fly like Eagles, mother on the wings of your lap mother on the wings of your life on the wings of your life mother
Oh, we cheat cha cho cho mother. Oh, we cheat cha cho cho mother
He's like all right. Well, I won't talk about Darren that guy super gay
Who's your hairdresser and then your shaman or shaman and then your hairdresser anybody want to take that
I'm not him for 25 years
and he's been doing my makeup sheets
for my awesome model.
Kite Mother.
I was like, are we gonna follow up
about the model thing at all or no?
So Andy, and he's like, so does Darren do anyone else's hair?
And he did stuff in his hair for three years.
He's actually like, really good at extensions.
It's amazing. And he's still to this day is the
only person who can who can suck out my bookers while putting here in my head.
He doesn't do anything changes careers isn't it crazy? Someone who has one career but then does
something else that they love never heard of it. That's not. So then we move to the Brandy.
You're so hypocritical.
How can you think Ghost talks you and then go against shaman's?
Yeah, and Brandy, Brandy, who has like probably been like holding five crosses up to the screen while Deandra was singing that song,
is like, well, he was just like a little uncomfortable because we were saying all these things,
and I had no idea what they meant, and we were just chanting these weird things,
and for all I knew, we were saying all these things and I had no idea what they meant and we're just chanting these weird things and for all I knew we were doing witchcraft
I'm like Randy do you understand the Latin that you sing in hymns? I mean
Well, it's what you have to just like you just suggesting that this guy is trying to trick them by having them repeat a bunch of stuff that they don't know
It's like the hairdresser shaman guy is tricking you guys into calling Satan into your lives
Like come on. What kind of world do you live in what are they teaching you in play now?
Yeah, well, I'm okay with it mother because I know what I was doing was meditation
Okay, and I will do anything to make myself a better person and make myself feel better
You know and and so I am all about it because I like meditation
What about me does not register that I don't love meditation.
I love being calm and quiet.
Mother, to be honest, the first time I signed up for meditation, I thought it said mediation.
And I just thought I was going to get to talk to my brother after taking half of his money,
but you know, I ended up getting my boogers sucked at the end of the evening.
So I stuck with it ever since.
To be honest, then I showed up again. Second time, my thoughts my thoughts had medication and I was like wait, I could use some of this
How to have some in a while
So, Randy you think shaman's go against Christian believes but is waving a giant dildo at camera and something Jesus likes and she's like
I think that Jesus would think it's really funny.
Andy.
Jesus might actually think it's funny.
I'm not actually not going to lie.
Jesus like, I've just been healing so many people.
Oh, OK.
This is just a nice release for me, guys.
It's just over this.
He's just sitting in another chair.
Yeah. So those another chair. Yeah.
So does our releases.
Yeah, so Cameron's like,
you know what, I choose to accept all religions.
And I would rather be above fake Christian
instead of a cafeteria Christian, right, Brandy?
Cause then you can have everything on your plate.
And he's like, whoa, cafeteria is the same thing as a buffet camera.
Hmm.
Dumsome.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
So don't correct my grammar, Andy.
That's cyber bullying.
That's cyber bullying.
I did not sign up for Andy Cohen grammar school.
Okay.
It's a default.
Don't loopies bully me, Andy.
So then Andy, it's like, well Don't loopies bully me on the. So then, Abby, it's
like, well, wow, Deandra, your
storyline this season has been
Shakespearean without the
intellect and good
plot. Basically, just the stage
directions. Here, here, here,
leave here. Well, actually, just think of the shakes. Let's just call it
Perian. All right. You had a very perian season. Your dad died by
suicide. Your mother remarried was Glenn really your father figure.
And she said, well, I grew up with Glenn as my father figure. Since
I was six years old. And you know, he basically raised me. He
was like the most parental. He would roll my hair. He would take me to the doctor
What I was ill as a child he'd hold my hand. He would tell me he loved me. He would uh, you he actually acknowledged my presence
Unlike my mother for many years. So yeah, I like to them a lot
Yeah, and she says that she was always going to the hospital and stuff at some point because she was a very sick child with asthma
And Andy's like well if your mom says it's opportunistic for you to change your name
Then why did she push you to change your name? She's like, right? Well, that's why I don't understand about her story
You know, I was too young to have the ability to discern which name would take me further Andy
He's like, oh you were 18
Is that really too young to realize that your dad is a billionaire?
I'm telling you, Andy, I did not think of it that way, okay?
And Cameron says, you know, I think there's always been a runner that Dundra took her name
to benefit her, but her true friends know it's not true. Okay, because I was at the funeral and like she made the most beautiful
troll to climb ever and it was like wonderful and I really
believe that. Okay, it was almost catholic.
And well, your father had a lot of money too, right? She's like,
I'm probably more even more than my stepfather. All right.
You think D was dating a poor person, maybe?
And Cameron just makes a face like, Oh, God, he did not have more money than more money than your stuff like who are you kidding? I'm trying to help you here, right?
And she's like well, he said if he didn't have to pay child support them
I got the inheritance he goes all right. Well, how much was it 10 million?
20 million
40 million
Hey, Andy mom of the year are we talking about Deandra's calorie intake from yesterday?
What are we talking about?
Mother, get out of here.
So she goes way more than that, Andy.
He was an oil and gas and my stepmother and brother wanted it all.
And I said, that's not fair.
You know, and my blood grandparents built that.
And they wanted me to have some of it.
You know, so I wanted it, but I split it down the middle with my brother and you know he then he wanted his inheritance money
He wanted to sell it and so to keep it in the family. I bought it. So you know why I did him a solo two times, Andy
and
Then Andy asks for how her relationship with momadia is and she's like it is great
It is wonderful, but the one thing that
a friend grit mother is that,
what I said to my mother, mother,
you know, always forget that mother, mother.
Cut to the clip of her going,
hey mama, come fuck yourself,
and take your mask with you fucking bitch.
She's a fucking bitch from my mother.
Cut back to her going,
I don't really regret that maybe.
Uh-oh, nothing but that she has ever come out of my mouth before fucking mother. Cut back to her going. I really regret that it ain't be uh-oh. Nothing like that has ever come out of my mouth
before fucking mother.
You know that mama deal is like,
well you better go on that reunion and apologize
and public otherwise I am withholding pancakes from you
for the next three months.
We all say things that we don't mean
and she knows that you love her to handrapt.
And it was like, oh well, we have that volatile relationship,
you know, and he was really humiliating for her.
And I'm just sorry, and then I did it on national TV.
Last time I called her a fucking horse,
the horse face horse sucker was on 700 club,
and he was in a much smaller audience.
So they go to break and they come back
and Breeline is crying.
And he's like,
Oh, what's our first baby at a reunion?
And then he just sort of stares at Brandy's monitor with this look like,
you are holding up this production and I do not want to be here.
From the rest of the reunion, we get different parts of Franby because she's got
to take care of the baby, right?
So it's like she's doing that and then coming back on the camera or something
because her ponytail moves around her head. Did you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, her lighting goes from, she's fully lit, then it goes to half lit, only half of her face is lit and her ponytail is now on the side of her face.
That's like cell phone flashlight.
Yeah.
It's like one of her eyes is smooshed and her ponytailtails on the other side of her face, you know like oh my god
And then carry is that some romantic restaurant. It's just like candlelight over where she is
You just know they had to stop so many times for that baby. You know that to stop and take five like a million times
so
Brandy you've had quite a year, very high highs and very low lows.
Okay, tell me about your pregnancy.
So Brandy was basically two weeks pregnant when they started filming.
And she didn't find out she was in her first trimester, actually until afterwards,
when she went, she got a physical and, you know, we had even seen on TV a few seasons ago
that her chances
of getting pregnant were super, super, super, super low.
So she went to my annual and like, Andy, you have to pee in a cup and the doctor said my
pee had too much for a muth in it to be a good martini.
So I swallowed and all of the balance it out.
And then my doctor said, it's a miracle.
You've got a blue cheese stuffed, a baby.
You've got a baby inside of you.
Wow.
IP didn't like up.
And the results came back doing cartwheels.
And I knew I had a little baby cheerleader in me.
And Greenland is in perfect shape, we should say,
aside for the insanely stupid name.
Oh, and your mother-in and law was killed in an accent.
Let's talk about that.
All right, let's bring it down now, everybody bring it down.
And then this is so sad.
Oh my god.
It's so sad, but it just Andy's words.
Because I thought he's like, you know, your mom tragically passed.
He's like, so your mom was killed in a car accident.
I was like, whoa, Andy, whoa, just going right in for there.
But wow, this is, I mean, it is a miracle
that little girl survived.
I didn't realize an H. Mueller fell on top of them.
Wow, that is, that is, oh man,
I actually really feel for Brandy
because that must have just been.
Yeah, that's terrible.
And then of course, it's bravo. So so sensitive,
you know, he's like, all right, Brandy, your mother. Wait, he's like, all right,
Brandy, your alcoholic baby. Okay, let's skip to your your mother and mom who just passed. Okay,
sorry for your loss. Now, if that wasn't enough, a video of Brian made around making,
making that was a woman in a club. Come on.
making that was the woman in a club. Come on.
So Brandy, can we spread this misery out?
It's like a dog pile of misery right now.
Geez, I don't even like Brandy, and I'm like,
leave her alone.
I know.
It was hard.
So she's like, well, I'm disappointed
that I'm aware of when it happened.
And I was in Las Vegas during a bachelor.
It was in Las Vegas during a bachelor. It was in Las Vegas during a bachelor.
A bachelor and a party for my sister and brother-law
from 2018.
And so, Steph is crying and Brandy is crying.
And there's also some weird music.
I don't know if you heard it.
Did you hear there was like background music,
maybe from the hotel.
So it's like everything's dead quiet
because no one's even talking
because Brandy is truly upset about this.
She's mortified.
And we just hear about her.
And you just hear like someone tinkling on a piano
and like someone throwing nuts into carries
in the mouth and the hotel lobby.
And I'm just like, ah, fuck you, sorry.
Yeah.
So she basically says that she had her darkest year
and that Brian has always been there for her
and she'd be a real piece of shit if she wasn't there for him because he's hurting really bad right
now.
And then she of course, because it's Brandy, the question is, well, how are you going to
deal with your husband?
Because this is pretty bad.
And now it's public.
And she goes, well, Andy, I want to protect my children.
And I really hate that a fan sent that video to my daughter's Instagram that is private and she saw it which is
horrifying right that's horrifying and she goes and just much as much as angry as I can be at her dad
That's her dad, you know and everyone's like so sorry and
Then oh, they don't get to that part yet. Sorry. She seems a little more but she she doesn't really
I would have, I feel like Brian got off
a little easy on this one, but I think that basically,
obviously we can't overlook the fact
that Brian just lost his mother in a tragic way.
So she wasn't about to drag him through the mud or anything.
So, but Brandy typically doesn't say, yeah,
she doesn't talk about the husband,
she turns it into someone sent it to her kid
and someone did it to intentionally hurt me once again.
And he goes, well, who would do that?
She goes, well, I think we all know Brandy, her Andy.
And he looks around, he's like, I don't think that I know.
And everyone's kind of nodding.
It's like, dun, dun, dun.
Okay, so last week when they showed this on the previews that this was coming up and they made it sound like somebody actually said Leanne
or whatever. Leanne and I only know this because she posted it on her Instagram story. Posted
a text between her and Brandy. Did you see this bin? I did. Okay, so she's texting Brandy
and she's going, Hey, I listen, I'll just, you know, I heard that my name
is brought up and I hope you never think I would do that to a child. I would never brandy.
I mean, I'm off the show, you know, I would never do that. And, you know, it's not what
I went through as a child. I would never do that to a child. And Brandy said, No, no,
I didn't say that you did that. Let's have misunderstanding. I never said that you did
that. And, you know, thank you so much, girl. I said, Okay, good, good. I never said that you did that and you know, thank you so much girl
I said okay good good. I'm glad you don't think so of course now we get to the actual clip and she does
She does basically say it's Leon. What the hell? Yeah, now I don't think it was Leanne because I don't think Leanne would wait so long
I think for Leanne this would have been out on the day of the premiere
It would she would have like they would not have been out on the day of the premiere. It would, she would have, like, they would not have been out
at that point.
So I think it was a probably, just a messy, messy person.
There's some messy people in Dallas.
That's one thing that we have learned.
And, you know, I think it was probably one of them.
So, but-
Well, Stephanie saying, you know, she felt like it was intentional. And
it's on a Tuesday with the release. That's when they released this video or whatever,
which is the day of the show. So a lot of eyes are on the show. So they purposely did that
on that day to get the most publicity out of it or whatever. And so Andy asked Cam, he's like,
that's your friend. Did she do it? And she's like, I don't think she would. But, you know,
somebody that she knows probably would probably someone like, I don't think she would, but you know, somebody that she
knows probably would probably someone with hair like a, you know, a former man.
Yeah.
Now and jail.
Rod,
legal.
Yeah, Rod,
Blagay if it's maybe on the.
Yeah, I mean, we, I think we all know it's clearly Steve the wedding planner, like beyond
it. But also, I don't think that he would wait so long either
I think that he would be chomping at the bit and I think he would also be like look what I found
I think that he's you know, I think you do a daughter who would I mean that's pretty bad
That is by whatever do you see video is one thing but to release it to the daughter
Holy crap. Yeah, whoever did that there are people who really don't have boundaries when it comes to this stuff
And and they really have to, at some point, realize
that this is entertainment.
And that's horrific.
Also, though, maybe Brandy should take her daughter off
of Instagram.
I would do that too, by the way.
Well, she said she has a private account.
So that's why it was even weirder.
And I don't know, the whole text thing,
like, why are you saying over text?
No, I never said it was you. I wouldn't say that. I didn't know the whole text thing. Like, why are you saying over text? No, I never said it was you.
I wouldn't say that.
I didn't think it was you.
Like, why not just say, oh really?
I thought it was you.
Thanks for texting.
It's just so weird.
This show's so weird.
This show operates.
The cast on the show operates in a very odd way with each other.
So Stephanie is like, yeah,
you know, Leon's really angry.
So that wouldn't surprise me.
And Dandra says, yeah, she's angry.
The brand is led to be on the show and she's not mother. Yeah, so now it's about something about how someone
asked about, you know, at the season four reunion, Brandi pulled a chair out and demanded
that Leanne be held accountable for her heat floor marks, because now we're moving on to the infamous video
that Brandi had.
And so Brandi pulled out a chair
and said that Leanne had to be accountable
for her heat floor remarks.
And now that Brandi's in the same situation,
should a chair be pulled out for her.
And she's like,
well, if I was there,
I was planning on pulling out my own chair.
So yes.
Which okay.
And so Andy is like, well Tiffany,
would you be so forgiving of Randy,
if you weren't on the show?
I mean, how would you feel if this were real life?
And she's like, oh my God, I never thought
it was to hurt anybody.
She's apologized over and over.
Like what does she have to do?
And Andy says, so she's not a racist. She's like, I have never thought she was a racist. I don't know what does she have to do and Andy says so she's not a racist
She's like I have never thought she was a racist. I don't know what else to say to you
But I never thought she was a racist and then you just hear
Brandy's like here is being pulled to the other side of her head, you know
Katie from an Andy just like galowers and then there's like an obvious edit, you know
Like an hour later the baby is finally gone to sleep
Katie from Brooklyn said,
I'm sorry you were suicidal about being canceled, but you spent the whole season playing the victim and making everyone feel sorry for you instead of making Tiffany
Feel welcome and accepted and would you care for some pickled beets?
I did say she was from Brooklyn, so I guess that's why she added that part.
Gold beets. I did say she was from Brooklyn. So I guess that's why she added that part. So to be honest, I was so amazing to Tiffany Andy. I mean, remember Tiffany I took her to the hospital after that party and then I mean, I've just gone over and beyond to be friends with her and Tiffany's like, um, no
She's done a grain
I don't think she deserves everything that's come her way, but I don't think she was very welcoming either.
And Cameron's like, hmm.
So then Andy asks about when Brandy said that she couldn't be herself around Tiffany.
And it seems like it was a lot you were dumping on her lap.
So Brandy says, well, you know, she would say things like,
I love you a long time and take a photo and like,
I didn't know whether I should laugh.
And, you know, I didn't know if I should join
it with the impersonations.
So we see like a clip of that.
And I don't know why Brandy can't do just like,
chuckle and move on. It's okay, you can do that.
So Tiffany says she's like, well, I don't know what part of you felt like you weren't being
yourself because you brought a blow up doll with a phallic object and we talked about farting poop
and butt sex and like what part was not being yourself and are you embarrassed yet that this
is the level of your humor. Yeah, and like if I made you uncomfortable, why wouldn't you pull me aside instead of
costing me a dinner in front of everyone and blindsiding me. And she's like, I handled it poorly.
I'm human. Shut up, Brandy. You know, this is what makes me fucking crazy. It's like everything
she's questioned about your husband's cheating. Well, Leanne sent something to my kid. Okay,
you, uh, do you think
that you were kind of a dick to Tiffany? Oh no, I was the best friend I've
and took her to the hospital, Andy. I'm such a good person. Um, you know, I'm such a good person.
It's just her imitations of Asian people made me feel uncomfortable, Andy. That was the real
problem, you know, come on. And then Deandra's like, I would like to say something, mother,
my biggest mistake, other than disrespecting my mother, mother was not saying something
other dinner. She just sat there and I feel terrible about it. No one had her back. No
one had her back. I feel terrible about that. Mother, mother, I feel terrible.
Um, and then Carrie apologizes for making for Tiffany ever feeling uncomfortable. And
Vandra says, you know, we missed a learning opportunity. We let her down and everyone down because
we should have asked her more about her. No, no one she needs she doesn't need to be put in the
situation where she's constantly having to explain to you. Ignoramus is. Yeah. What is acceptable
and what's not? Okay, she shouldn't have to fucking do that either. Why don't you guys just act
like normal fucking people? Like why do you have to make every single
Scene about her not being like you it's like you have to other her in every single scene and they just don't get it like her best friend
On the show is like we should have really made it a special moment to teach like oh my god
You shouldn't need to be taught this at this point
And then it cuts the brandy who now again is like
And then it cuts to Brandy, who now again is like, it's being lit maybe by like a single firefly
in a row of telegram.
And she's holding her mic pack.
I've not actually holding the lapel mic up to her mouth.
And I'm like, what is happening?
And she's like, this was a teachable moment.
And if we all give each other more grace and empathy
and learn, we can all grow.
I'm like, why don't you grow into figuring out your microphone situation?
Why are you holding it?
Oh, so now let's go over your regrets that you did and regrets from things you didn't do.
And Kerry's like, I can't speak one regret only.
I mean, listen, you know,
there were a lot of regrets, Andy, but I wish I'd taken a closer look at my issues and
communicated that I'm hurting. And I never want to not be a host. And to be a host, I hope
I can't. Kerry, I can't help but notice that a waiter just put a salad down in front
of you. Are you at a romantic restaurant and out of quarantine again?
I regret not putting a salmon on the salad Andy.
Oh, you know, in retrospect, I really, since I did test positive for coronavirus, I probably
should not have come to this restaurant without the mask on.
I regret that.
So are you going to leave?
No, you're not mean I can't.
I can't let go of Seventheek can't. I can't let go of Shenanthi. Kansanthi.
Okay. I'm not going to go of them.
I think that I just want people to see that in my heart.
I would never go to a restaurant if I tested positive to Corona virus.
And yes, fresh pepper would be lovely.
Thank you.
Also, I love that she's acting like, oh, I just went through things in the season with Tiffany.
I really loved Tiffany.
She was posting that snake necklace of hers. Like she's like, oh, I just went through things in the season with Tiffany. I really loved Tiffany. She was posting that snake necklace of hers.
Like she's like, oh, maybe I should give you to this.
This to you, Tiffany, a snake.
Ooh, which was hideous and got laughed off the internet
as I recall.
Also, I also wanted one point of one thing.
If I'm gonna give shit to Portia,
I can't just give shit to Portia
about keeping shit off camera.
Carrie and Brandy shame on you.
These are big things are happening in your life
and you were trying to keep them from us, okay?
And it always comes out and you shouldn't have done that.
I mean, I know it's your life
and for us it's our entertainment,
but you are on a show where you're supposed
to share your life.
So, you know, share your, be a host.
So Brandy's biggest regret.
I wish I didn't go into JR's bedroom.
Like, wow, after the season I've had your most upset that you pissed off people
from the place you went to as a cheerleader, you know, like this is the emotional fucking intelligence of this lady.
I can't and her ponytail is now completely on the side of her head.
I don't even know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Brandy regrets going into their, um, Dandra, Dandra regrets speaking to her
mother the way she, like for the 10th time, she's like, I really regret speaking to my mother that way. I'm like, what did D say she was withholding from you? What?
What keys does D have in her hand right now that you need to get back?
Fakes with a car
Every time with the big tears so Stephanie's like, well, I really think like I heard Tiffany's feelings with my closet comments.
So I would take that back.
And Tiffany is giving her the bitchiest face.
Oh my god.
On the head.
Which oh my god.
I hope to see that this next season.
So Stephanie's like, I mean, I wish like I saw that you were feeling alone watching the
show and like, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry that you didn't feel supported.
I'm like, thank you.
And Andy asked her why she's so emotional. And she goes, why I didn't feel supported. I'm sorry. Thank you. And then the answer was she's so emotional.
And she goes, why did feel a lot on all of the season?
Like one thing I wish I didn't do was like put crickets in food
and make Brandy sick and try to be so pushy with chicken feet.
So I'm sorry, Cam.
That was really cringe.
And Cameron just won I twitching.
She's like, yeah.
And Tiffany has had to put up with so much bullshit
in this reunion and this whole season.
That finally, at long last, her nose just starts to bleed.
It's like, you can only do that so much, silent.
You're like, oh, before just the blood just starts coming out.
So she's like, I think you have a nosebleed
another reunion first.
And Tiffany is like, of course, mortified.
She's like, oh, well, that's not cute at all.
She's like, you know, she's thinking, it's my first reunion.
I've got blood coming down my nose. This is terrible.
Yeah. She's like, natural.
So then camera ends term. She's like, I wish I never offended
them. Tiffany, look, I'm crying.
I never, am I crying?
I never would try to think of things that aren't pink, things that
am I crying?
Let me try to cry like her.
That's all I can.
That's so cork doesn't.
Is that it? I'm so sorry. And definitely just nods and says thank you.
I wish I asked more questions so I could understand.
I feel like such an object.
I don't think the questions is the issue.
I think it's the listening
to the answers. So they all get pickle shots. They even have pickle shots sent to their hotel room.
There's, you know, there's probably been some poor PA who's been shutling back and forth from
the soundstage to the hotel, bringing microphones and backup lights and battery packs and now pickle shots.
And so they do the pickle shots and traditional Chinese toast,
gone bay, they do the shots and the season wraps up and it's over. And well, before we wrap it, I want to read this final tweet.
I saved it to the end because just in case you guys are wondering why I'm so hard on Cameron today. Jesus Christ
So someone tweeted something to Tiffany and about Tiffany and cam the Tiffany and cam situation because obviously they were fighting about this on Twitter
A lot as a party read and Tiffany just tweeted back a clown response. You know the clown emoji
Mm-hmm and Cameron responded. So is this white face because I'm white?
Or is this because I'm a clown?
Wow.
I thought we're moving on in February,
clearly not,
school in bones.
White face.
So she ends up basically trying to call Tiffany a racist.
Maybe she's just making the clown
and acting like some crawled out of a gutter and as a manifestation of everyone's
fears. Let him absolute twit. Oh my God. And then Cameron, of course, deleted that. But
that was there. And at the internet, never forgets Hooker.
Well, I hope this show comes back from another season. People are saying it might be canceled.
Contrary to many others, I did not find it
boring, except for a few episodes, but I really enjoyed it. I think actually they have a really great
cast chemistry. And as much of an asshole as Cameron is, this is actually a dynamic I would like to
see play out. And I would like to see her, like I would like to see her to either get her ass
whipped or finally learn something either or maybe both. But I
would like to see a comeback and I hope people have opened minds of this show because I find
it to be hilarious in its ridiculousness.
Well, time will tell everybody in the meantime, thank you so much for being with us this season.
We've really enjoyed doing this show. We will be back of course tomorrow
with real house was in the UGLZ and go get top Jeffrey caps on the you know where the
Patreon. Patreon. Yeah. And in your face, but I've been vaping this whole time. It's okay.
I've rest out. Guy. I've been icing my stubbed toe, because that's just how life is.
It's just where we're all in shambles.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, everyone, thank you so much for listening.
We'll catch you on the next episode.
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