Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Dim Sum Kind of Wonderful

Episode Date: January 13, 2021

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there live you can you know chat with other people who are there and chat with us all that stuff you know text chat it'll be it'll be a blast. So go do that we're gonna have a great time. And today we're talking Real Housewives of Dallas. I was cracking up this episode. I was a little concerned. How is this season going to be honestly without Leanne? I know Leanne ended her tenure on Housewives and not the greatest place, but it was undeniable that she is kind of like a presence on the show and she, you know, stokes the drama and there was a little bit of concern. Can this show survive without Leanne? And honestly, I think it actually is. I think it's been hilarious.

Well, they did a really, I think that they've done a very good thing raising Cameron's profile. Like they chose to just go with Cameron. And I don't know why, but God, I laughed so hard at Cameron. I think she is so hilarious, probably unintentionally, but I think she's so hilarious.

And also such an asshole, which, you know, I love, I love, I love equal measures of that on this show. Yes. And, um, Kerry is a good villain. I mean, she's like horrible. Last year she was horrible, but it's like, you know, you still kind of felt for her because she was right in the Leanne stuff, even though she was also wrong in a lot of the Leanne stuff. But of course, all the major stuff that happened, you're like, well, yeah, like can't not carry a side for that. five. You know what I mean? But Kerry has always been an asshole.

Yes, she was an asshole all season last season. And even more so this season, it's like, you know, the person she like, ganged up with to get rid of Leanne, who is Deandra. Now she's turning on Deandra, which, yeah, it's delicious. And Deandra is trying to do Leana impersonations. So, I mean, it's the full circle of it all.

It's just really fun, I think. It's great. And I'm loving Tiffany. I think that she's really funny. And she's opinionated. And she's snotty. I love snotty on a TV show. That's like one of my favorite characteristics.

And, you know, I love the idea of forcing, you know, especially someone like Cameron to engage in someone else's culture and how that works out, you know? So I've been, I was really, I was really enjoying this episode. So enough with who cares? Let's get into it. Let's get into the recap.

The episode actually opens up in a very serious place because we are still in Brandy and Tiffany's conversation where Tiffany is telling her story about coming to America and you know being an immigrant and and kids in her school making fun of her for her eyes, etc. And she's talking about like have Brandy's video took her back to that place and that she's experienced. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. She's like, no, she's like, please,

let me tell my story. Please. She's like, this is not about you. What she doesn't say, but it's like Brandi, let her just get it out, okay, for Christ's sake. Yeah, and she says how just like, the racism that she's experienced has been much worse in general, and that a few weeks ago in the hospital,

she tried to take a patient, and the patient was like, can I have a doctor that doesn't have coronavirus, which is like, fuck you patient. Fuck you big time. Yeah, fuck you, idiot. I hope you're so lucky to have a doctor in the first place. I hope you tripped and fell on something you asshole. You know, and this seems like so long ago, and it really wasn't when you were reading these stories about

when they were calling it the Chinese virus. And then everybody was suffering, you know, people were suffering all this racism and stuff because of it. I mean, it does seem like a lot like it should be told in black and white. You know, it's like, can you believe how they were back then? And it's like, oh, it was a few months ago. Yeah, yeah. There's still a lot of people who are calling it the China virus. And if you're calling it that, take yourself to Shut Up Mountain. And there are a lot of people who also like, oh, I saw an Asian person. They must have, they must have this China virus.

I mean, like literally people, you need to like really examine yourself if you're saying things like this. True. So, so anyway, so Brandi and Tiffany, they hug and brandy say, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. And it's actually like a nice moment. I actually, you know, I thought it was a nice moment of sharing and Tiffany's like, um, stop saying that you're sorry. There's so much racism happening right now.

Let's use this as an opportunity to educate one another and have an open day along. Yes. And we were reminded in the comments last week that Brandy is so sorry, because we, we had said last week, you know, at least Brandy sorry. And she's compared to other things happening on Bravo. You know, we were comparing them. And someone reminded us that Brandy did not actually say, sorry, when this all first happened, that Brandy was like, what? It was just a joke. Until she was totally

hammered. So just thought we'd get that on there, because I did forget that. Oh, that's good to know. Yeah, I did forget that. And Tiffany tells us, agents are known as the model minority because we don't speak out, but this is 2020 and we can do better. So let's hope so, girl. So she goes pottyty and then brandy basically goes and talks to Stephanie outside like for the the follow up meeting and in that dangerous like so, Tiffany, have a turquoise brandy. And she's like honestly, it was so far back. Cam goes, hmm, what does that word mean?

What's that word? What's that word? Cause um, she's like, and Tiffany just starts laughing. And she's like, I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh. That's not nice. And Cameron's like,

mmm, but she's looking at her. It's not nice. And she's looking at her really suspiciously. Like, what does that word mean? What's that word? What does that word? And so Tiffany's like,

it's like a bird,, just like a cleanse. And Cameron goes, I love cleansing. I love the spa. Keep going. Keep going. What cleanse is? Well, did anyone want to go to a cathartic later? Mm.

And it's like when you have stuff in your system, and then you work it out. And I just wish Stephanie was there to go. Like, boop. I love me. So, Stephanie and Brandy are talking and Brandy is telling Stephanie that Tiffany really opened up and Stephanie's like, huh? If one's forgiven you, you just have to forgive yourself. I pooped.

See, I forgive myself because I didn't fart it. So then we go to Cameron the next day or whatever. And she's walking fancy and court it's the same time Yeah, so She's she's walking both of them and court is putting out his is putting a sign out on the yard like a for sale sign for the house from Compass not the agency wow Wow, that's the big thing on Bravo that we're not saying an agency yeah so um uh court doesn't actually know how to put a sign into the ground so Cameron actually has to help

him Cameron who didn't even know what the word cathartic meant is the one who knows how to build put a sign in the in the long yeah she's like oh get my tools get my tools So she's like, look, court, this is how you do it. This, you know what? This is how you're supposed to do it. Bay of this is a big deal to put a sign up. He's like, I've been trying to do this for two years. She goes, yeah, but you know what? This just, I don't like signs. They make noise. They wake up the neighbors. I didn't want to. Yeah, you know what? You know what? They're all gonna see a sign and they're popping to think, oh, COVID hit. They probably lost all their money. Literally, that's how rumors start in neighborhoods and we need to have a cathartic to get it out of the neighborhood. Okay. Why are we so unconfident?

I have to teach you how to open a camel. got together remember quarter and he goes, yeah, that's why I love you for your street smarts. And Cameron is still concerned about the rumors. They're going to say, are they downsizing? They're downsizing. There's a sign and they're lawn, which is so funny that she's preoccupied with these very normal things that happen to people like Maybe you did lose your money from COVID because it's a pandemic. It could happen Maybe you do have to downsize. It's okay. It's literally okay if that happens Cameron But you know what? It did all happen just like she was afraid it was going to because when they

Was posted that her house was for sale people like oh must be traveling paradise. They must be broke I bet he's cheating I heard he's cheating My good friends to shaman the uh wasma was all the Twitter and the tita. So they started to go for walk. Right, they're walking and fancy is carrying little leaves. And cam's like, that's her work and that's her little leaves. So of course, like, well, we got a

global offer for some people on the house, but they're on vacation. So we can't we have not hurt. We like counter, but we haven't heard back. She's like, um, hello, everyone still has internet on vacation. Like, what are they on the maldeeds with no reception? There's no reception in the mall, Deves, you know what? And he's like, that's why I didn't want to tell you, honey, I can't deal with you being super sad if this doesn't happen.

She goes, oh, we're doing the fast clothes this time, right? And he's like, oh, I can't deal with this again. Last time you were depressed for two weeks and she goes, um, did I hang out in my bed for two weeks? Yeah. But you know what? I wasn't just sad. I was also pissed off. So yeah, I had to have a cathartic to get it out of my system.

No. And so he's like, I just want to protect you because you shouldn't protect my emotion. I should have emotion. Okay, that's called living. It's like that show about those women in the hotel called that's living. It's a show about emotion. You know, when you're supposed to protect me, when there's guns or bad guys chasing me or foreign food, but this is like personal, you know, because like I want to be part of things. And he says, okay, well, I'll keep you as part of the process if you can handle it. You know, because like I want to be part of things. And he says, okay, well,

I'll keep you as part of the process if you can handle it. You know, I think it's just best if I just tell you when it's sold. And she's like, yeah, he thinks he has to babysit my emotion and he doesn't. I'm here. I have a voice. What do you mean you got rid of the pink tree? I'll be in bed. I'll be in bed. By the way, you know what makes you look more like you are half to downsides and you lost all your money is when you have a garage sale and sell everything in your house. I think that's actually probably the, yeah, good point. Yeah. So I love when she said that she wants a court to protect her from natural disasters from

when she doesn't watch the news. It's like I love the idea. There could be a hurricane, but she didn't watch the news. It's like, I love the idea. There could be a hurricane, but she didn't watch the news. She doesn't realize there's a hurricane happening. I didn't know. I didn't know. I need like the general alerts from you, okay? Yeah.

So she's like, but also court is that I'm leaving Louie behind because like, he died in that house. And who knows if Louie is gonna follow us? I mean, do you know that Louie's spirit is gonna follow us to a new house? And he's like no, I don't know that He's like stop because do family members keep dead family or do family members keep dead family members in the same room with them Is that really normal? You know what? Let's think about this when we move Yeah, exactly so then we go over to Deandra, who is visiting her shaman, and she's

wearing her balmain shirt for it, which for some reason felt funny to me. The idea of like wearing a designer shirt to see a shaman. And we see like, you know, there's mystical music and he's doing all these things and he takes this like pipe thing and he like sticks it into her nostril and then like blows into it. No, he sucks it. I, well, I couldn't tell if he was sucking or blowing. It was very confusing. Either way, I felt like maybe if for someone who we learn is a little bit of a hyper-contract about coronavirus, this might not be the best choice. Well, that's probably why she thought she got it. I can think up her nose. She was like,

and then doing it to the air and her eyes just scrummed. She was like, who? She didn't want to say anything. Also, you want to talk about appropriation. Okay, here we are in some white gaze house with like Adam Lambert eyeliner on. I'm so, this so is so fucking wrong on so many levels. Every episode, like literally every episode. So he's like burning the wood, the sticks, what do you call him? I don't know. I have some

guests here. He's wearing something or in sense. And he's whacking the air with air with, he's whacking the air with feathers and his full face of makeup, you know, sucking boogers out of her nose. And he's like, so in your space, I would like you to connect with your source. All right, hold on. I'm signing into Bank of America. I'm going to have to get a verification code here. It's like, no, no, you spiritual source. Okay. Okay. It's my spiritual source is saying that it's a hard not good morning. Is that right? Is that right? No, no, the source, the source where you fills your primal energy. All right, well, I'm reading the back of the cheetahs bag. Can I open it now? It's like, no, all right, just be quiet. L 22, L 22. The source is L 22.

L22, L22, the source is L22. So she tells us, I'm a Christian, and this is not allowed in the Christian religion, but God gave me a brain to figure out what's wrong with me. So how could God be mad at me? Yeah, God gave me a brain, and that brain is allowing me to meet an appropriating gay who sticks things up my nostrils and sucks things out. Okay, so how come Gaby Man at me? And he's like, right now we're in a vehicle. Lexus, love it, RX, just got it. No, it's a Lexus called Deandra.

God, what a fine car. It's a damn right. Beautiful car. And another vehicle just pulled alongside and it's a Rolls Royce called Mama D and she's looking at your Lexus and shaking your head and driving off. Wow. So she's, she's like, you're having this experience in this vehicle. What does that come with your experience? And so, well, I'd prefer power windows, but you know what, over the past year, I've lost the little tree that you hang from your windshield while you're, uh, rear view. I lost some fuzzy eyes.

It's a little, the little green tree that makes the Lexus smell good, which I consider my femininity. Okay. I'm going to be softer. I'm going to have a different relationship with my husband. I want to story my that I didn't steal from someone I just helped get fire last year. You know what? That's not going to happen.

So I'm going to need a nice big gold holder. You got that shot. My femininity is an iPhone holder that I stuck to my dashboard and lately the sun has been really hot and it caused it to unseal itself and I came into my car and it was thrown into a cup holder. I want that up back on the dashboard. Well, this starts with having a relationship with you yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's what an insight. What an insight. Okay. That'll be $900. I'm just gonna play this song for you. It's called I've never been to me and that will be $1000. Up into China, got SARS.

But I've never been to me. So, yeah, basically the just of this is that she has a step brother and a step mother. And the whole family was torn apart because basically her dad left two different wills, which sounds like the premise of a wacky movie. And really does they really does. Really does.

It really does. Also, it kind of obnoxious for the dad to do. So it tore the part of this entire family. And she ultimately won, but she won the money, but then they were like, fuck her. And so Ross, which is the stepbrother and the mom, they basically iced her out. And she wants that relationship back. Yeah. She really wants that relationship back, but she does not want to split the money.

Notice. Okay. And if this lawsuit went the other way, were they won the money and this lawsuit and she was left out, do you really think she'd be like, I have a brother? No, she would not. She would not be like that. So until you're willing to offer half that money from the fucking will to his other family, then I would suggest you rethink this meeting, okay? Because I wouldn't let you anywhere fucking near my baby. Okay lady. Well, maybe that's why she went to such links to talk about how poor she was last season

So that way they couldn't come for maybe who knows? That's true. Actually, that's a good that's a good observation Of course, mom a deep fight away that this year by going, I'll just go over $100,000. Yeah. The catalyst, by the way, for all this is that the stepmother texted Deandra out of the blue to say that the Ross had just had a baby. So how will that develop? We'll have to see. Until then, we go over to Tiffany, who's putting together some sort of platter with her assistant at her house.

And Deandra comes over and sort of Stephanie. And they're like, there's a huge wine cellar in the basement of this house. And turns out that Tiffany has, Tiffany and her husband have their own private wine label, which is crazy. Yeah, rich people. That's what rich people do, you know?

And it's like a housewives wine label where you go to the winery and they see you're really rich and you're like, I like this one. They're like, wanna put a label on it? You too, for $500,000 can have your own wine. Or whatever, and they're like, sure. We like tasting wine. God, I love wine.

I should have my own. And you know, we haven't really spent much time with our husband. We don't know what he's like, but Tiffany says, well, we went to Napa and then Daniel said, these $200 bottles of wine, I can do better. So they did it and it makes me wonder like, what can seated dude is like, I can do better.

I'm gonna start my own. I have some concerns about who Daniel is, that's a person. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brownleur, we will be your resident not so expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking, oh yeah, I have absolutely been there.

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hmm, don't say that when there's a poor person that you ripped off from there. But I'm so mad at Dan, Dan, about this money right now. Like I want to go represent her brother in the people's court. You're really triggered. And Tiffany's like, this is literally the earth

that we dug into like, we're underground. I'm like, I think everyone understands physics of like when you walk in on ground level, I do take a circuit downstairs. It's fine. So she's showing them her house, you know, here's my office. Here's only the plumbers and one of my friends is like, um, this Daniel have any diplomas and I'm like, I love how she education shames her own husband over.

She's done it like five times already. I know. So then they go to her closet and there's like a fingerprint lock and it won't open and Stephanie's like, the only the only room I'd want to fingerprint lock would be the bathroom because I like to be and I just want to go away from the kids and not be interrupted. I feel so bad for moms because that is such a mom thing. We used to always bug my mom in the bathroom. I think it's all kids do, you know,

and my mom's so dramatic. We'd be like, mom, mom, mom, mom, and she wouldn't answer. Mom, mom, we sick our fingers into the door going, mom, mom, and finally she would, every time, we would just wait for this moment where she goes, God damn it, I can have one fucking bag of rice now. I can give you everything.

Yeah. Just throw her into an emotional breakdown, sitting on the pot. Oh, childhood. Those were the days. I'll never forget being at a hotel here in LA. And it was a fancy hotel. My friends and I had decided they had a pool deck and we decided to go there and have some cocktails. And there was a bunch of kids in the pool splashing around.

And their mom was like walking, the mom was like walking alongside the pool and we were walking alongside, like coming in her direction, because we were just going in opposite directions, okay. And as we're walking, the kids are going, Mom, mom, mom, Susan, mom, mom. And we walk by the mom and she just, every time they said mom under her breath, she just went, annoying. I know, I know, I know, and we're like, what? Wow, like what a cruel mother.

And then now that like we're older and like lots of our friends have kids, we're like, oh yeah, apparently this this is what all like all the moms get. That's all the moms like annoying, annoying, annoying. So they go into it. They finally get into the closet and it's gorgeous. You know, it's a nice big closet and Tiffany's like, uh, the floors are normally hated. This is my happy.

Please look at all my stuff. Okay. Like this is my favorite room. It's where I plan to be buried. Remember when I told you Gucci had a DIY day where you get bit yearning. This is my Gucci name. Lincoln. And Stephanie is not impressed. Even though she acts like she is, she's like, personally, I would never bring people into my closet and brag about all my stuff and try to show it off. But I would bring them into my bathroom and show them my poops.

Yeah, she says that's obnoxious. And I was kind of surprised actually by I wonder what happens later in the season to piss Stephanie off because they're really talking about. We spent the whole season watching you shop for the house with a fucking swimming pool in the living room. Are you kidding? Like there's something here. There's some competitive thing here with Stephanie that I don't think we've really seen before on this show. So it's interesting. But I love when Stephanie

gets annoyed at someone like last season when she just did not like Cameron, you know, like I love when like the very sweet one all of a sudden you just see her like pissed off side and it's like very subtle, but they're planting. Yeah, she Yeah, she's still sweet, still about it, but you're like, wait a minute. Like, Stephanie's usually not an asshole. What's this about, right? She's normally smiles widely, but now she's only smiling.

Yeah, she's got more than that. So widely. Like, I'm only seeing one less tooth. I'm seeing a centimeter less gum line. Yeah, two. Oh, so then they go downstairs to drink and Tiffany's like, can I introduce you to my three meals cab learning. And they talk about how dressed up she is.

And she's like, well, after your poem, party, I had to bring out the time. House. And the end was like, what how can you blame me? It's my best feature. It's not from a moon roof. All right. Learn that. It's shame the school.

We have three moon roof. All right, learn that to shame the school. We have three moon roofs. So Sir private label moon roof brand. You're actually under a moon or a fran now because I own the roof. Oh We actually bought a moon we actually own a moon that's off of Saturn Scott five degrees five degrees moon We actually also bought Saturn, the car company. We just liquidated it. That's all. It's not as exciting. So, yeah, they're talking about Brandy's video,

interpreting how the video is in port taste, you know, but like, she doesn't think that Brandy ultimately is racist and that like, they don't have any beef and everything, yada yada yada. And then Deandra's like, okay, let's then talk about the real bitch of the room. Okay, how'd you and Carrie get along? And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm Mike Mimboly before and I was like what my middle schooling in and then we see a clip of later at the party that we didn't see last week where Carrie's just like oh you want a shot have a shot you need a shot and she's like no, I don't want a shot. Yes, you wouldn't have a shot

You have a shot do it do a shot stop it not having a shot over here idiot not having a shot over here. You need not having a shot. Tushat, pussy, come on. Oh my God. God, awful. That is like one of my least favorite personality traits are people who feel like, I hate that. I just don't understand. Why is it like a thing? Like have a shot, have a shot. Like why?

Why is it a thing like you have to have a shot? You have to have a shot with me. Like, and if you say no, it's like the most offensive thing in the world. Why, why is it a thing like you have to have a shot, you have to have a shot with me. And if you say no, it's the most offensive thing in the world. You're the one who's putting me in a situation where like, what if I don't want that shot? What if I don't want Aisha in general?

What if I don't like the process of doing shots and it all has to be on your terms? No, thank you. Yeah, you pick the gross shot. I need you. I'm sorry, I don't want to have a fireball shot. No, I do get triggered I hate that so much because like someone comes at you hardcore with a shot and

Then it's like you're like no, thank you and then all of a sudden it's like your fault Your fault. I'm like I didn't I didn't tell you to buy a shot for me. I didn't want any of that. Sorry Yeah, I don't so Stephanie's's like, well, you know, Carrie Birmingham, and she gets drunk, like she's the fun police. So don't worry about it. And the end, she's like, yeah, she's like the sorority hazer.

Yeah, she does that to everyone. Don't worry about that. And Tiffany's like, well, I guess I just don't like to have fun the same way, maybe, but you know what? I'd really like to bring you guys into my culture. And I'm Chinese, so I would love for you to come for Demsom, okay? And Stephanie is like, and she's like, I want you to have Demsom and we're gonna have chicken feet.

And Stephanie is like, I would rather eat Travis's asshole any day, which is funny, but if you really think about it, it's kind of insulting. It is. But you're also like taking a bunch of white girls to eat chicken feet. You know, they're all going to be like, I know. That's what they do. You know, it was actually like, but and by the way, ultimately, it wound up being the funniest shit. 2021 so far. Like, of course, it's totally ignorant, but you expect that to happen. You know, it's like the fear factor. Yeah. I mean, like anytime we can put Cameron into a situation where she has to experience something out of her bubble, it's just going to be. Oh my

God. Yeah. So then we go to Kerry's house and she's with her daughter that hates her. Remember what's her Libya? Libya. Yeah. Libya. Libya does not even hide how much she hates her mother, which was always so funny. Last year, she'd be like, leave her. You're going to college soon. She'd be like, mother. Have a shot, Olivia. Have a shot. Mom, I'm 17.

So the best part of quarantine is that all my kids under one roof. There's Olivia. There's tall one. There's short one. And they all like to do shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. So Olivia has made her she had a gene jacket she didn't like so she painted it. She's like, oh my little designer. Oh, so she tells us how close quarantine has brought her with her kids because Olivia had to come back from college and stuff and she died her hair, which she's gonna make her re-die back to brown, which I actually think her hair looks super cute. And it's cute and it's fine and she's over 18 and it's also like I like Harry saying, we've got in so close, so close. I'm like according to you, the one who also is by the way gonna force to die or hair dark again, it doesn't sound like they're so close. I'm like, according to you, the one who also is, by the way, gonna force it to die or hair, dark. Again, it doesn't sound like that close.

So they start talking about what it's like to live in LA and Olivia's telling her, you know, the hardest part of coming home is I've made all these friends in LA and there we're so passionate about like Black Lives Matter and everything that's going on. And then I come back here and my friends are like, why are people protesting?

And I just feel like I've really become so much more educated since I live in LA now. Jan Carr is like, well, maybe you can explain your point of view and they can understand. Ah! And she's like, yeah, moving to LA is one of the best decisions I've made. But then coming here and hearing someone use the N word at a party, I mean, it's like, yeah, you know, moving to LA is one of the best decisions I've made. But then coming here and hearing someone use the N word at a party, I mean, it's like black

and white. I was like, damn, what kind of party is going to? I know. I know that's terrible. I'm sorry that she had to hear that. And I'm sorry that someone was an idiot to think that it's acceptable to even say that. But, uh, Kerry is basically saying like, you know, like, you know, like, you're my daughter and I'm going to be here for you. And, you know, and she tells us about how growing up, you know, her mom was an alcoholic and she didn't have a dad around.

And so basically she just didn't have parents around. So she wants to be there for Olivia. That way Olivia doesn't feel like she's left out of this and there's no experience that's left out for her growing up. Yeah. And she's a comier. Let's hug now you promise to communicate with me. Oh, I love you promise to communicate with me, which means call your mother. You know, call it. Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, so, uh, uh, bandro is real. Andro is a thigh roller. Like in this crazy, I have a thigh roller,

but I'm using them. Fasha, get the fashion out. So I then Jeremy's cleaning event. And she's like, Jeremy's love language is touch. My love language is ex of service. Asian, could you give me $100,000 more? There. Thank you, I love you.

If you wanna have sex with me, you need to change typos, take out the trash, cause a plumber, argue with the landscaper. Are you done? Wanna catch up? Got more chores for you. He's like, oh god, I just have to change the latbo to get into her latbo. Yeah, my dick still works. My dickx. Jeremy, that visual, like, you're having sex with something made of glass with like a skin side. I know. Is it medicines?

Like, it's not even, it's not even like vaguely vaginal looking. Everything that comes out of Jeremy's mouth is like, yeah, I fucked Andrews at time. I'm good for you, dude. Congrats on your balls all the way down to your knee. You're still pumping. Okay. We're all proud of you, buddy. I know. So Deandra's talking about how she's been seeing the shaman and he's been blowing and not pulling boogers in and out of my nostrils. It's like the freaking I tend freeway up in there with boogers. And guess what? Ross cold and I texted him and I said

congrats and he said thank you so much. We're excited mother. So she starts talking about this, you know, the step brother and she's like, you know, going back to two tap before, I mean, you saw like it's going to change things, but, you know, I don't want to go through life with regret or porn is so I'm glad we won that one, but, you know, still, honey. And he's like's like you know what you need to say what needs to be said because it's from here your boob which I love god you got a gorgeous tip so open that door that doors that bra do a dandre yeah oh yeah I'm here for you baby she's like thank you all you have to. All you have to do, all you have to do is say, I'm sorry.

Okay, um, SARS patient, I had SARS, that's as far as I can go. Um, so this shows up at the Dim Sum place. And I know she's getting ready for the Dim Sum place. And she's really fancy like she's in like a sonia morgan ruffle dress. It's, it is ridiculous. Okay. Like my experience to like a sony Morgan ruffle dress. It is ridiculous. Okay, like my experience to Dim Sum, I'm not gonna speak, I'm not gonna say,

this is what Dim Sum is because hello, I'm white. But my experience has been, it's a thing you do like in the mornings and it's like super casual and you bring like you can like, you just hang out with friends and some people have newspapers. It's like going to the diner almost. Like my my experience of Kai,

but like she is dressed like she is going to a ball And she has like like a full on like floral thing and she's saying she's like everyone's everyone keeps saying to her like Whoa, you're really dressed up for dim sum and she also loves saying degrees Over and over again, you know, it's like a housewives year for that because she's like well I mean, I would go to medical school, school, all dressed up and people were like, a badge. She mentions it in every scene. It's funny. So then Stephanie FaceTime's Brandy. And of course, now, look, we're Stephanie shooting from her own closet, which is bigger than Tiffany's. So suck it, lady. I did not notice that.

Brandy will not be going to Dim Sum because she has a trip to Florida already. And then Cameron meanwhile is at home and she's putting clothing on fancy, the new dog, and Quirk comes in and of course, Quirk does that annoying thing. We're like, oh, close on a dog. That's not absurd to you.

I'm a boy and you're a girl. He's like, is that part of training? Or I mean, next you're going to tell me you pee sitting down. And then she's like, well, Tiffany, it's having us all meet for DimSim. It's like, what, I think you got that wrong cap. Jim Sim. Jim Sim. This is very cathartic for me to say, Jim Sim. Jim Sim. So Tiffany gets to the restaurant and is talking to the owner Michelle and he shows off the biggest lazy Susan and all of Dallas. It was a large lazy, lazy Susan. I don't even think that's lazy.

I don't even think Susan was lazy because that was a, that's requires a lot of rotation. You can't be lazy and rotate that much. Well, it's so, it's so Texas to you to be like, this is the biggest one in the entire state. It doesn't matter whether it doesn't matter that it's so it's so Texas to you to be like this is the biggest one in the entire Doesn't matter what it is doesn't matter that it's a fucking lazy season. Okay. It's the biggest lazy season Biggest lazy season So so they get there by the way, it's 10 a.m so Tiffany is dressed up at 10 a.m and

I by the way, I and I, by the way, I love, love, love, love, love, love, Dim Sum and I was losing my mind watching this. I was craving Dim Sum so hardcore. Doesn't have anything to do with anyone else, but I just wanna say that I really wanna have Dim Sum again. You like Dim Sum running? I did not know that. We sure make somewhere together.

We should have Dim Sum. We're making somewhere together. We should have dim sums. Of a steam. When we come. Um, so fake Cameron comes in. Like how is every want like shut up red headed Cameron? Okay, nobody's buying Jen Jen Jen. Uh, so dandra is like, oh, well, Tiffany, I spit my entire day at your place of work all day. You know why? I thought I had coronavirus, okay?

And then she tells us her big sad monologue. She's like, well, here's why I worry about it. Because I was in Asia when SARS was an epidemic and I contracted SARS. So when I have a sniffle, I think that's it. It's a big one. It's coronavirus. Maybe don't have your shamans stick a straw into your nose and blow or sock or do whatever, just don't do that. That I will probably help with some of that anxiety.

So she tells them that she went through the drive-through and got the drive-through test and she's negative. So I go, thank God. So then Carrie and Cameron are in a car driving over and care. I'm like, oh, the Andras go Tierra She trust me insane she's so dramatic. She called me on the way to the hospital. I said oh my god The hospital your so dramatic come on your hapocondria I'm gonna call it this bad come on I Think it's okay to be a hypercontractor in a global pandemic. I say that as one as one So Carrie's like oh

The under is always called choice calls and complaints about herself. She never asked about me So they get there and Carrie just comes in so pissed at Tandra and does not even try to hide it So everyone's hugging and Kendra's like oh look at you. Carrie's like oh look at you with Andra Oh look at Andra. Yesterday she was sick and today she's so pretty. Oh you look so pretty. But yesterday she was so sick, right? Right?

It's like one of those jab that she follows up with the compliments that way you don't notice that it's actually a jab initially. But it's like, no, that was a jab. That was a- Oh baby! Oh she thinks she got coronavirus. So pretty. Oh baby, wow, wow, wow, wow, got a lot of us so pretty. Oh baby. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

That's so pretty. Oh, so funny. And so Dan was like, oh, well, you know what? I don't have Corona. So everything's okay now. I never believed her when she's sick now because she's dying before but now she's pretty like she doesn't drop it, you know. She doesn't. She's keeps going, just keeps going. So they put Cameron next to Deandra and Cameron's life. She's like, oh, fine. You put me next to COVID girl, fine. Mm.

It's like, that's not nice. Just, well, it's not nice, but I really hope I don't get it. And she, Cameron is doing that full like, okay, so where she like really, she clenches her lips close and then does a frown, like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. It's hard to communicate that.

So, or audio. Carrie is still doing the same thing. She's like, oh look at the Andra, you know, every other reach, she's like, I'm dying, I'm dying. And then the next day, look at her, she's pretty again. Look at her. She's pretty. Oh, I thought you were dying. She's not getting a reaction so she will stop. And she keeps it. It's so annoying. But also hilarious. Because the Andres just like mother, mother, can pen, contemporary mother.

So then we find out what the real root of all this past regression is, which is that Carrie and Deandra were doing trunk shows together before the coronavirus. And Carrie says, Deandra is very selfish. She gives me no room in the car for my stuff. She takes up the whole hotel room with her things. Oh! What's your name, Yas asked to deal with her? What Jeremy?

I mean, think how she's pretty. And then Deandre's like, you get to know someone really well when traveling. And Carrie is one that likes to dig and poke. Brow, dig and poke, prang poke. I was like, get off me, I'm a Lexus bitch. So Tiffany's like, oh, oh, and then Carrie's still going, I'm never going to believe you if you're sick, like still keeping it going. So Tiffany's like, oh, oh, and then Carrie's still going, I'm never going to believe you if you're sick, like still keeping it going.

So Tiffany's like, okay, guys, before we get food, I'm just wanting to say I'm so glad you're here. And I'm really trying to share my culture with you. So like dim sum, it's like top us and all the cards have different eye moms. And Carrie's like, oh, I've been to Shanghai Bay Zing. Oh, you know what they do there let people have in the room in their hotel room and don't take up the whole space in the car

good I've driven a second car yes but that's beside the point could I'm driven myself yes so she's like yeah I've been to Shanghai I'm Beijing I love the food but FYI Cameron and camera is definitely, they wouldn't even eat food in Thailand. Yeah. And then just like, I wouldn't either. Shut up, Jen. Okay.

You're not, you're not, you're still too new to be that ignorant on this. So yeah. So then camera, the camera defends herself about not eating street food by saying saying I didn't have my typhoon shot. I hadn't watched the news about natural disasters and court wasn't there to protect me. So I didn't have my typhoon shot. And Andrew's like, well, Cam's culinary palate is like that. If it made it your old. We get like a super cut of Cam just being everywhere going in Mexico going.

Can I have bowling nays? You don't know what that is. Spaghetti, it's your spaghetti. Can I have that? And then Cameron in Denmark at like a two star Michelin restaurant of fancy one saying, I think I just want a case of D. Why did you order the case of D in Mexico, by the way? It's on the bull and A's so then the cards come out

And first our beef balls and Jen's like are they really balls? I can't with Jen. I don't know why I don't like Jen, but I can't with Jen That she's just I think she reminds of much of Brandy with the red hair. So then hey I am from I am from a ginger. I'm half ginger and half I'm not saying you don't actually I'm not saying you don't like red hair. Yeah, oh, there we go. We figured it out Yeah, so the camera is like I love Chinese food. I love my fried rice I love my egg droop soup and I love Egg rolls and then I cast it to me. I'm gonna eat fried egg rolls. And then I cast a chip.

I'm gonna eat fried egg rolls, right? I mean, don't even waste your space with that, forget it. She's like, mm-hmm. I got a typhoon shot for this meal. I shouldn't, these get an egg roll. Won't do tails, won't do snails, won't do eyeballs, won't do tentacles. I don't do bones.

But there's talentestins and cams like no. No, no, no, no, sorry. I don't know if DimSim is for me. No, don't do arteries. If I see an artery, I'm gonna be like this is finger-licking good. Oh, this is finger-licking good. So camera starts having a side conversation with the address. She's a girl. What are you up to? Well, besides COVID, I haven't stressed.

I haven't stressed out, maybe haven't COVID, which I didn't have the driver, but I really thought I was gonna die. Well, I have stressed over reaching out to my set brother, not because he's poor, mostly because he's poor, but mostly because I haven't spoken to him since my dad came to see us side. I think he's like, are you talking about how sick you are? But she's beautiful, beautiful.

Kerry, go fly high. And that's the last way of seeing it because I haven't had to keep up. Okay. So then, then we then Deandra like meditates in the confessional to try to be a lot calm. So then Tiffany is like, well, for Chinese New Year, we give people red envelopes, but they, you know, and usually they get any money, but you guys already have a lot of money. So I put questions in them. And by the way, these envelopes are cardying.

And then they cut to Stephanie's face when, like, she's like smiling, and then she likes to use tongue out for like one second. Like that's like, that's like the Stephanie version of her being like, fuck you bitch. Yeah. So she tells them what it's called, hung bow, I think. And as she's like, you're learning so much timing.

Because they also hung out and you see the like the caption all over the screen. They all feel like, hung out, hung out, hung out, hung out, hung out, hung out. It's like all over the place. They're trying to say it. Yeah. Didn't some of them. And so I'll go first. Went something you struggle with. Well, I just work so much that I only see my kids for two hours. And I feel like I'm not the best mother. Oh, wait, wait, wait. You know what? It's not the quantity, it's the quality. When you are driving your kids, you give them room in the car.

Now, when they're house, they have enough room to sleep, then good, you're a good mother, okay? When you see your kids, do you say, ah, what do you say? Ah, it makes a difference. Do you say, ah, what do you say? Ah, it makes a difference. So definitely thank you, Carrie. So Stephanie's back. But it's the most exciting thing to happen to you this past year. Well, I think 13 years supporting Travis and living his dreams. And before Travis, I was a social worker.

I was like, she's going to be a social worker. Yes, I need some judging Amy in my life. Like that is the best thing. Like watching, you know, staff go through, you know, I would love to see that. I would just love to see that. But no, she's going to start her own charity foundation, which is also good. But that's like a bunch of balls and shit, you know, like I really need you to see, like, playing the, I need to see you playing the tiny daily role in judging Amy and

Like going through like the bad parts of downtown and helping kids in me. Yeah, I mean, I unfortunately though I think when she said she was a social worker. She she just meant that She would work places and be very social in those work places I would really talk a lot in my nails a lot I'd get it up by human resources a lot for being too much for chatterbug. So then Carrie reads her thing, she's like, What's your favorite thing about your sa-va? I think I'm a great friend!

Who gives a lot of room in cars when sharing a car? And also sharing a car. I also don't clutter up hotel rooms. I'm very loyal. Uh. And yeah, she says she's a great friend. And Sandra's like, she says she's a good friend, but roast me all day about COVID.

What kind of good friend does that? And Karen's like, oh, the drama queen, the drama queen. Oh, because Sandra's question is, what, what if you could change one thing about yourself? I don't know, there's so many things. Oh, drama queen. Drama. Drama queen.

How about, instead of changing so many things, how about take a bunch of things out of the car? So Stephanie tells us that before COVID, Carrie and D'Andro were like hanging out all the time. But I noticed it like they were getting on each other's nerves and like the actress like a one-year-old lady and carries like a grumpy old man sit together they're like a really like grumpy old couple and he's like hilarious.

It's like you take Walter Mather and Jack Lemon and put them together but don't have a movie out of it you get the two of them. Well I've gotten real hard and I would like to be a better person. It's not necessarily more emotional, but definitely more tender That's why I've been seeing my shaman Robert moonlight not to be confused with David Sunshine. So, um, the light. Good luck with that one. Good luck with being more tender. So now the chicken feet come, the chicken, the, the scary chicken feet have arrived.

And of course they are terrified. They're terrified of these chicken feet. And Cameron is like, hmm, when I first see these chicken feet in front of me at Dumson, I think of these precious chickens running out with their families and friends, and they could have had like a long life and a happy life, and it's just not right. I'm like, you probably had five chicken gazes of Diaz over the, this, this, this. Yeah, she only feels sad for the feet. This is so weird. Yeah.

Like, you eat all kinds of meat, but you're only sad when you see chicken feet. Not their literal breast, right? They held their heart, but they're the bosom. So, you know, they're kind of as ignorant as you would say, right? Cameron's like, are there nails on it? And Chris, the guys, those nails. So the guy explains that they're steamed and then they're fried. And Andrew's like, yeah, that's nails. So the guy explains that they're steamed and then they're fried and Andrew's like, I saved you a little one camera and it's different

because, okay, they're like, time your little bones. Just think of it like you're fingers, okay. And then you spit those out. It's not the way to sell this. Yeah. And Eddie Camer is doing that thing where she pushed us her head all the way back into her neck. She's like so disgusted and Tiffany's like, okay, just swirl around in your mouth and try to get the collagen and she's like Stephanie's like, um, Oklahomaans do not eat chicken feet. We chicken nuggets. This is the nastiest thing of every So then Deandre and Carrie are like, whatever, you know, they eat it. And Dandre tells us the chicken feet are good for your skin. They have a lot of collagen. And anyone who knows about Asian culture knows that they have great skin.

So, yeah, you know, be stupid and look old. What do I care? Yeah. Cameron is furious. And Tiffany is like, um, a billion people across the world consider this normal food So just try a damn piece of foot He's stupid white lady Idiot and she's like just just think the phone lane and she's just um, is that a medical term? She's I feel like you're pressuring me to eat food that I don't feel comfortable eating

Yeah, but the kids are in China like eat this for breakfast. So. And then Cameron tells, and I was like, this is going to be a season long fight. Now, this is just like Cameron classic, you know, this is really how to make Cameron mad and sure enough, it looks like it is going to be. Cameron's like, if this were my party, I would never push chicken feet down their throat if you're inviting ladies to a lunch in in a private room. Cool. You need a centerpiece. And then they go.

I guess the biggest lazy season in Jackson. Yeah, like the shame of the biggest lazy season like, oh, you're the biggest lazy season, but you have no centerpiece. So what are you really? What are you? Just thinking about it. She's furious about just fears about the centerpiece and that I would never push chicken feet down your throat. Never, never do that to someone.

So she's like, well, I just wanted you to be adventurous. She goes, well, I like to look at that. And I like to learn about it. But I don't like to put it in my mouth. So then they bring out some, um, Moo Tai, which is the national liquor of China. And so they get little shocklasses and everything. And, um, and Tiffany talks about it and says that they're going to do a cheers. And what you say is gone bay gone bay right gone Bay so camera just shrugs just like hmm like she shrugs like I don't know what this word is gone bay Yeah, that's a little And the producer says so cheers is gone bay and she goes

But cheers is gone bay and she goes, gone day, like gone bay, gone day, gone day, dim sum down day, gone, didn't say catholic, catholic, it's catholic. So it takes me like that literally means drag glass, which means camp,

you have to take the whole thing. She goes, oh my god, she's really bossy with food. Gonday, gonday, Kanday. So carry, of course, like, my shots are way better than your shots. We're gonna have a shot competition and see who wins. So she asked if Tiffany talked to Brandy and Tiffany's like, yeah, you know, we actually had a connection, you know, like, we need to like really talk to

someone and like get deep with them, you know, and she actually called me because she's traveling. So she asked a quarantine, like, she can't come. And she tells us, you know, I typically don't start a relationship with talk of racism. So I'm hoping we can go to a clean slate from here, you know, and she goes, yeah, I was like, Randy, I was really hoping I could get you the either chicken fight. And they're all laughing. And then next week, Cameron, you make me have a chicken. Or it's not cathartic. And then we began the season long fight of Cameron being mad about a chicken fight and and also next week Carrie pushing Tiffany into pool going Carrie

She can't swim she can't swim she can't swim and meanwhile I'd definitely isn't a pull it Carrie This show is hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah, I was cracking up. People are watching. I think the ratings are low as usual. People watch it.

Watch the good stuff. Yeah, it's funny. It's lighthearted. It is lighthearted, except for when it's not. And tell it gets really not lighthearted. Yeah, watch the most problematic episode of all time. Yeah. Guys, watch it. Speak to the most problematic episode of all time. Yeah, guys, watch it. It's late. I run in fun. Yeah.

But you know, it is good to have something funny. It really only old. You know, we have always been supporters of Dallas. And again, I was worried about this season and I'm happy to still be a supporter of real housewives

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