Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Female Noshowerment

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

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note was organs because there's can there's like this rabbit funeral. But when I, because this show is so demented, like when I saw organs, I was like, what did Leanne do to a cadaver? What happened? Or it's just not even a cadaver, you know, just like someone's organs. Yeah. It's like it's more guns on the floor. I don't want them having an organ party. So the previous season on the show, we don't have to cover all of them. I just like that when it starts out, they let somebody new to it every week. And this week is Deandra. And she's just so deandra, even in the previous.

She's like, previously, I'm the real health of Dallas. So previously on mother, mother. Previously, my mother ruined my previous. So I'm going to start it ever. Okay. Thanks a lot, mother. Did it again. You know what?

I'm never speaking to you again. We're starting a podcast together immediately. Previously, my mother owned me alone. Previously. So, um, yeah, so it opens up with this animal funeral, which was like the centerpiece of the trailer for some strange reason, um, for the season, but it's, uh's finally the time has come, where Brandy is hosting a funeral for her bunny Playboy bun bun or whatever it's called. And you know what, beam work creative. Okay, like white lady in Texas.

You know, do you guys, do you name your daughter Brooklyn for Christake? You couldn't come up with something better than bun bun. Well, I kind of get the feeling like they named the bunny playboy, which also is really not that original, if you think about it. And then I feel like the kids just started calling it bun bun. Are they just started calling it bun bun?

So then it became playboy, bun bun redmond. I just feel like bring up, like like we could do better, Brandy. We could do better. Like just come up with any, I think if you're gonna get a bunny, you should give it a name where a top hat would be appropriate like alluicious Angus I'm actually okay with Brooklyn. I think that's a beautiful bite

Brooklyn the bunny. Yeah, like the top-ass little buddy Brooklyn and Brinkley Brooklyn and Brinkley are both great bunny names and they start with B You know, that's probably why she got the damn bunny in the first place because it started with B. You know, she's doing like that. I'm a cute white girl from Texas. Everything's gonna be B. I've been my kids, my animals. I would have named it.

I got a bunny. Well, I figured you would be, I mean, you're right. Like Brooklyn and Brinkley are kind of like really much better bunny names than children names, but given that they already exist in the house, like I wouldn't name the bunny Bruin, maybe like Bolton, like for Michael Bolton. That's good. Or Bianca, but that's a little, actually that's a little too much for a bunny,

a bunny named Bianca. Or Blanca, because white, it was a kind of bunny. Or, so that's where we're coming from today. The house and play now, okay. So I just wrote down why is're coming from today. The house and play no. Okay. So I just wrote down why is there an organ playing at the house and play no? Because this is how Texas is, you know, the houses and the churches all look the same.

Just big rich boxes, you know, you know, they cost a lot of money and like some rich people paid for that shit, but you don't know quite what's going on in them. And it turned out it was a church. Lovely. You know what's, you know, what's funny about you saying that, like as we're talking on my Safari browser is open in the background. And there is an ad, a Google ad, for a Plano box.

So there you go. A Plano box, is that a thing? It's like those, you know those like plastic boxes that have like, like there's, they have divisions in them? Like I actually have one behind me somewhere, but I don't. I'm not going to get up to get it. You know those like, there's like translucent plastic and you open them up and you have divisions and you can like, you can put like, little piece like, people use them for

phishing. They have like a latch and they attack a box. It's not a tackle box. It could be used as a tackle box, but a, no, a plan a box, a plan a box. I feel like people from the Northeast just make up words. So other people from the South feel stupid. Oh my God, it's a brand. It all comes together. Brand Brandy Plano. She lives in a box and plan.

She is a plano box. I know. Maybe that's what Leon was talking about that first episode when she met Brandy and she said, it's getting a little plano in here. Maybe Brandy was just like a very organized girl or something. I don't know.

I really, it's the drive that really looked like a rental house. I know I have one like, for the past 10 days, I'm like, I got to put that Plano box away. And now that I'm like ready to access the Plano box, I'm going to be found. Hope you can find it under your two Scrabble boxes. This is, this is, this is,

Crapton Ben below deck hat. Get over here, get over here. You're doing a show right now. I know, I'm doing a show, I'm looking for a Play No Box at the same time. So anyway, the rabbit died. Okay. These are not Scrabble boxes.

These are two editions of Guess Who that two different listeners made, made me a custom Bravo Guess Who game. One was from Denver, Africa, and the other one was from the... And then you have the monopoly game that our listener, Kim, she made us that's Bravo, monopoly, and then on top of that is an actual board game. Well, there you go. Yeah. You need a Plano box to organize that, Shay.

I see. I'm learning. You see, it's me. Yeah. You need a Plano box store and I sat shake. I see. I'm learning easy to make things. I'm shocked you don't know about Plano boxes. It's blowing my mind because I just feel like it's something that you, I thought you could have a story like, oh, yeah, Plano boxes. I remember when I used to work at Aunt Josie's bowling alley, they'd make me go wipe down the bowl of the alley and I had every, and all the rags were kept by the Plano boxes and one day a night of the Plano box with all the tax and all the quarters and in and Joe's and hit me over the

head with it. But probably half that actually sounds familiar and how can I have a lesbian out in just see you boss me around in a bowling alley that didn't have a plan of box. That's why I think you're just making this shit up. If anybody should know about organizing boxes, it's me. Okay. I don't know. It's like it's your line. It's a tackle box. Okay.

You're usually listening, Ronnie, you better look up the plan of box now. We're gonna get this. This will be 19 hours. No, I don't care. We're gonna get so many tweets. Be like, this is what a plan of boxes. So you better look at it right now. Hey, this, this box you're looking into is not on care box. The plan oh box rose Okay, so everybody is like pretending to care about this rabbit. Okay, you don't care about this rabbit Because you put the rabbit after it died you put it in a box for six months until you were sure you were shooting

Not a plan of box either Just like a regular old like Ralph's cake box, you know, fuck was that carvel. It was like carvel on the kids painted, like never forget over it. And like there's still like the faint smell of like cookie bus. Yeah. So this wasn't a surprising scene because we saw it in the previous. So thanks for giving everything away. Joker.

Just kidding. I didn't even see Joker. Oh, so Brandy, yeah, she had her bun bun in the freezer. That's, you know, it's a Bravo storyline. I didn't know I was going to get sick of. People just putting dead things in the freezer. It's happened more than we ever thought would ever happen. Or there are no vagina tightness in town that we can watch.

You know, go to work on you guys. I know. Well, at least she didn't like cradle the dead animal the way MJ did, but she did sort of like scratch its frozen for a little bit in the flashback. So they have like a like brandy give some sort of like joke eulogy, and then we have a really funny kind of bun bun memory montage set to some

cheesy song, which I actually really enjoyed. Yeah, bun bun was a really cute rabbit and it had like long kind of mohawk hair. There was something on the on the hair of the, I mean, just a really beautiful rabbit and it deserved better. Yeah, bun bun. Bum bun deserved to go to space. Bum bum deserve to be one of those bunnies. But by the way, we take a bun into space and it floated and it's back now.

And we're like, oh, that was a cool story to read. Mm. The bunnies like everybody in space was so mean to me because I was poor. Okay, so close up of pills. It's like we got to close up of pill bottles instead. And it's not for any of the housewives is for poor chief, the dog. Oh, chief, we're going from one animal vote to the next.

By the way, we should mention that bun buns funeral stuff and he did fart. So there was that she did. Oh, yeah, she goes, she goes, I just farted. And Travis goes, smells like bun bun. Oh, I didn't know what he was saying about it. It could be so many things on this show. So yeah, so we're at the end house and chief developed in like an ulcer in his eye. Leanne goes, well chief scratches our we don't know how.

I'm like, you don't know how. Carly's sitting right there. Just like, Carly, this Jadie is dog on TV. Car is like, mm-hmm. That's the same right. Scratches eye and I'll do it again. And she's not invited to my wedding either. Bitch.

So yeah, Carly's sitting there like, hmm, no one said my name today. Keep it up, chief. Yeah. Oh, chief gets all the attention. Yeah, interesting. Carly, what are you doing with that box coder in your mouth? Nothing. How you rich? I think Carly got the knobs out of the play no box. You want to check

on her? Make sure she's not up to anything bad. Yeah. So chief, I think I'm the kind of parently. I'm a parent like Leanne is a parent. We're like, well, the dog scratch design. We don't know how that happened. And then he got an ulcer because that's how I would be my child or my dog came in with the scratch die. It's just like, oh, your eyes scratched. Okay, well, I don't you can't talk to me. I don't know how that happened. And then a month later, he got an ulcer and is take your dog to the doctor. Okay. Or tell Ben about it and get Ben worried. So Ben calls the doctor for your dog. Yeah. Come on. I would, I would be like, Liam, your dog might have developed an ulcer. In the dark. Could develop an ulcer.

So then they start talking about this couple shower, which is the 97th shower that we've heard about all this shows. The whole season has been these fucking showers. And this is the couple shower. So she's like, well, I just thought, here's who I'm invited to my shower. The people who support me, Carrie and Mark Doober, you might not remember, but I said that he got blow jobs in the roundup of why I was all good now. Support. Yeah. Um, she starts naming all the people.

Yeah. Travis Center, odd looking lesbian husband, who I totally support. Love the guys. He's like Keith Urban. uh, they call him Keith sub urban, uh, which is a comment on both his style of music and that he is actually lower than Keith urban. That was one of my favorite internet nicknames Keith suburban. Yeah, I just thank you internet. That was just a beautiful gift. And so nice to see that Aaron is still trying to make that hair happen. Like he is committed to it.

And, you know, you know, look, once you really pay, once you, once you pay good money for like a real hair wig or just like an expensive wig, I don't know if it's real hair. Yeah. Once you like really go out for that hair, it's like when you get a couch and you discover it in plastic, like your grandma just covers it in plastic to keep it nice forever. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah plastic to keep it nice forever. Yeah, it's like when Carol Radswell had that radio-old couch for years and years, it was all tattered, but she's like, I'm gonna stand by this couch. Well, he's doing that with, you know, the Goo Goo Dolls guy here, you know? Yeah. Johnny, Resnick, or whatever. He's like, he's like, I'm gonna keep this hair alive. Yeah.

It will still be happening. By the way, Johnny Resnnik, I just saw a music video that a Google dolls music video. I was a very homosexual teenager, okay. I didn't understand them. So yeah, he's basically like a human grandma walking couch covered in plastic. So they're there and everybody just starts showing up

to this little shower and evenly on his kind of bored at this point She's like Over yeah, well, we're not that good she gets there. She's like Okay, yeah, so now she's still talking about who she invited and she's like, you know I didn't invite Carrie not because she's fucking bitch to me and has all those stairs in her house or whatever But because I just really don't know her. So yeah, we all know that Rich and I don't know them as a couple. So logic.

Okay, but she's still invited to the wedding. So logic. Logic. So then Leanne is like, you know, be really magnanimous. May yourself of you. Would be if you rich, hand brandy, and invitation, I think I'll be very magnanimous of you. And she's like, yeah, but only if things go well today when I see her. Like, Leanne's like always keeping a little prize just in case you do good.

Like, you win. You get to come by me at present at my wedding. Okay. Exactly. So, Cameron comes over to the house. And first of all, few things I have to remark, you know, I love that Leigh-Anne has a table full of giant Amazon packages. Like that's great. It just has, I mean, she's putting Catherine Dennis to shame. There were so many

Amazon packages in that living room. Also, the commitment to Brown, a Brown Day Core, like really, I feel like we haven't commented on that, but they really, they are really committed to that Brown Day Core. And I appreciate appreciate that it's like it's a change up From like the the McManchin look, you know, yeah from the plane now. Yeah So Cameron comes over and she's basically like oh, I got chief a CBD remedy First I it's gonna relax his anxiety. It's like the tacos salad of Dog medicine. Yeah, I got him a present. You might notice it is for chief because it has a dog paw on it So and then I was like drugs. You're getting my dog drugs. It's not that kind. It's like the other kind

Oh, they want anything to say like oh my god This is like the last cop I need to be pulled over by is rich, you know, like you guys think it's not no, it's not all the same No, but it's okay. I'm just hey, I'm you're dealing drugs my dog. Why aren't you dealing drugs to me? I mean if you're gonna be a friend, be a friend. Um, I just came here about your dog that I'm totally excited about Thursday and the party I'm bringing you. It's gonna be a great party. It's gonna be a great party.

That's so much fun. Jimmy is planning it. She's the queen of pretty planning. Queen. She's the queen. And then they show a clip to prove that Jimmy is the queen of party planning and camera. Okay, Jimmy. Look at this catalog.

Here's what they're offering at the venue. They're offering restoration hardware chairs for free or ghost chairs that are not free. And Jimmy, which goes to go. Yeah. Oh my god. She is the queen of the queen. I was like, do I mean,, it's hard choice, you know, restores your homeworkshare or ghost chars.

I'm like, how do you turn out a restores your homeworkshare? I mean, the only thing that could be better than a restores your homeworkshare has to be a ghost char. Yes, true. So then they cut to Liam's dog, who is highest fuck. My dog is weighing their legs. Tony is just like, lol, I got it as well.

So then we go back to the funeral. And Stephanie's like, um, so, um, I, are you going to Cameron shower there because like, I totally can't go, but I thought I could go, but like, it's almost Easter until like my child has like, doing Easter thing. Brandon's like, yeah, me too. But they're cutting back and forth between them talking about how they're not coming to this Easter thing. And Cam announcing that they're not coming to this Easter thing. Yeah, exactly. And Cameron, like I said, the Stephanie said that she had to back out. I was like, Oh, I mean, Cameron got Jimmy involved. She's not going to be happy.

And she's like, yeah, she's backing out. She RSVPed, yes. She didn't give me many options like who does that? We're going to have two empty ghost cars. Yeah, well, I'm I'm gonna say that like, Cam was really nice about it and was totally understanding. And I know the else going to be understanding about it because I didn't go to like her little fashion show thing with like her dresses with those leads, which I've never heard of again, but anyway, I didn't say anything, you know, she's gonna be fine with it. Everybody's gonna be fine. It's great. I love when Stephanie walks herself into a trap. Everything's fine. Hey, I heard some weird noises in the basement, but I'm just gonna check on it. I'm sure it's fine.

Sound almost like a parallel monster, but that wouldn't make sense. So I'll be down there. Well, she was like, I can't make it girl. And Leanne says, I was going to give her an invitation to get onto my Amazon registry. When am I supposed to give her that? Well, why didn't they know that they weren't going to make it a month ago? Why didn't they know they weren't going to make it like two weeks ago? Why didn't they know they weren't going to make it like a week ago? Why didn't they know like four days ago? She just keeps naming all the times that they could've known sooner.

Why didn't they know three days and 18 hours ago? I mean, to give them credit, they knew like four hours ago. So that could have been worse. It could have been worse, but like we just ordered the ghost chairs. Just ordered them. And they're scary. Have you ever seen a ghost chair? You can't even sit in it.

It's literally a ghost and you just fall right through it. And it goes, boo. Ghost guests. So then we go over to D's house. By the way, I have to say, by the way, the brand is like Stephanie's excuse makes sense. Her kid is going to be in like a little school play. Brandy's, I feel like it was a little weaker.

Well, it's going to be Bruins first Easter right? And I don't want to miss that. He's never going to remember it. Okay. I can't. I'm not going to miss his very first every fucking days Easter for a kid. It's like, boom, you find something. You know, like, look, I found something.

You know, you could be in bed and be like, oh my God. Look, I'm sleeping on this thing. It's a pillow. You fucking idiot. What do you fucking baby? You know, baby, it's exciting. Everything is exciting.

You know, yeah, Brandy, you can't brag about being raised in a mobile home and then be then turning down fancy free food. You know, I'm saying? Yeah, free meal. Well, there must have been a, there maybe there was just another free meal somewhere. There must have been, there must have been a free meal at the dinosaur Easter page. Yeah. So, um, they're both, they're both thinking, oh, this is going to be fine. This is going to be fine.

So then it comes back to Cameron. She's like, she was like, can't make it. Or blah, blah, blah. So whatever. So Leon's like, oh, well, that's OK. We're still going to have fun. Like, since one of you relied on Brandy to have fun anyway. Yeah.

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I mean, it's just, it's glorious. It's perfect. It isn't worth it. We get like a rich person version of Olin Mills. Who would that be? I don't know that kind of picture on the wall of D and Dandra, and it is priceless. And Mama D has her power in me, Maher,

but it's like when she was just like a power mom. And so it was red, which cracks me up because my mom was like that. And she had she has she's a red head to you. So I'm like, wow, this origin story is just didlating. The hair story is just fabulous. So, um, so Deandra walks and like, mother, mother, mother. So, uh, De is sitting outside in the back. Just she's probably been sitting there for about five days Waiting for her daughter to come crawling back with much sick well Just made sure to extend the lease on the office for about three years. She should be here any second now

So So she comes in and he's like well, I haven't seen you have you been traveling Which is her way of being like why don't you pay attention to your mother? Yeah, great a little bitch. I haven't seen you since I went to Mexico. No Just looks at her like people do that. Why would you do that? You like some Mexico when you're running a company got it got it Noted yeah, so Dan just like oh, yeah, it was nice to get away from work You know, yeah, you going to fall in chair mother.

You're going to fall into your chair. I don't think so. It's pretty sturdy. I've been in it for six days. Well, I'm just warning you, because I know it to your advanced age. That could be a fatal thing for you. So don't fall out of your chair mother. I did bring a cane just in case.

How to end right? You think you won this one. You think you're so smart. And you wait till you see what's inside this roughly blouse I'm wearing. Oh God. She's wearing a coffee filter by the way we should mention that. Yeah she is. Her outfits for this whole episode are just killer her diary room session. Yeah it is just wow. So she's like I made the decision. Oh I'm a decision to me that stored in my house.

And she goes, oh, Laurie, and she keeps doing that pulling things out of her teeth with her tongue whilst she just kind of stares at me. I mean, Danbro, like she's going to eat or like a steak just like. Mm-hmm. And basically, the problem is that she was there already to move out of the office and get her, do this whole transition, but they just can't get out of that lease because you know that mama D really probably added like several more months to like let's see how Deandre deals with this one.

Do you have 40 year leases because that's what my life is basically been. Yeah. So 40, 40 year commitment or I guess 50 sorry my ages are wrong. I'm loopy. So, uh, Dan was like, well, um, we don't have money for that lease mother. She's like, oh, you're going to pay that lease. Mm-hmm. You're going to pay it. Oh, just added another day. How did that happen? Oh, whoops, I must have just accidentally re up for two more years, but you can pay for that right with all your management experience. Air quote, air quote, air quote,

just keeps like waving an oxygen fan towards the camera outside. It's like the invisible billionaire with his lease like race, the lease, the lease. So then Deandra's, I'm sorry, D is like, so have you thought about taking yourself off salary there? That's what's draining it. I mean, not my membership to the club or the family,

well, and the other club, it's your salary. And the end, you're like, well, mother, I can't live without a salary, you know, I mean, how do I live without a salary? I can't do that. Well, if there's no money to pay salary, then there's no money. So what am I supposed to do, mother?

So, well, I guess get a job, which is hilarious. That's just hilarious. I did. Dandruff just being like, hi, anything. I'll do anything. I'll do any. Only be cash. Sounds great.

But how do I do it? Listen, I've seen house there's so, uh, Dandruff's like, uh, she's like, listen, you know, mother, you know, like, you know, like, I don't, I don't have a husband who can bring in the money mother. And she's like, oh, that's right, because I married someone with money. Yeah. She says in a way that at first, I thought she was being sarcastic. Like, oh, Deandra was going to hold her accountable for that. But then I realized that mom, he was actually bragging about that.

Like, that's right. I'm, I'm married to Simmons. Yes. And she should because Deandra's trying to shame her. Like, well, I'm sorry. I didn't just marry for money. And she's like, well, yeah, you're right. I didn't marry for money. That's why I have it. You don't stupid. So then Deandra's like, well, I think that maybe what I'll have to do is take

out a loan and he goes, I didn't know they gave loans to people that didn't have any money. And she goes this face like, oh, you poor thing. Sweet little pauper who's not related to me at all. And Sandra says inside right now, I'm furious, but my mother is the executive of the trust. If I tell her what I'm thinking, I'll use my house, I'll use my car, I'll use my photographer, I'll use my husband, I leave my stepchild, I'm at rock bottom right now. And she's like talking about how she's at rock bottom in the die room room session and like a ball gown.

I'm like literally skin and skulls taking off. See, the Andrew, what you need to do is start saving money. You know what I like to do? I like to put a penny in the jar for every time I have an impure thought. So just with penny in the jar, oh, that's right. You discontinue jars, you just have a pouch. Oh well, guess you won't be able to save those pennies.

Not a lot of pennies and pouches. So she's like, listen here, Sandra. You educated child. You give them a college degree. You give them the best life of everything. But then you go to a taco restaurant busy time. What service is going gonna be terrible. You tell her to invite all her friends None of them really show up because she doesn't have any but she does have a lot of clerks eating free tacos She thinks might be free, but she's really painful and ends up taking the company that says Should have noted that taco party. This is nothing good. That looks like a fucking trap. Yeah, you're right. So she's like, well, listen, listen to the Android.

I am not going to put a money into a company, anyone's company. I only invest in myself. And it's just a shame that you pushed me out of my very own company, because I would have invested in it, but I'm just not going to invest in a spoiled brat who doesn't know how to save a penny in a pouch.

And I just keep thinking, Mama D is sitting there watching Beyonce concerts on repeat and just saying whatever she heard. Because I saw a Beyonce concert on TV years ago from Vegas and I think I've told this before, but she's like, I went to Egypt and it was like this big spiritual thing. And she's like, and now I'm in Vegas and listen

I'm not a betting girl, but one thing I'll always bet on is myself It's like okay Beyonce and then here's Mama D. Dion say Mama D. Hont say Beyonce knows so I am drunk in green miracle. Um, if you like that, you should have put a mama D in it. So, uh, anyway, so basically she's basically what D is saying is like, if you're asking me for money to put in the company to save it, I'm not going to, because I only invest in something I'm in. And it's basically like, I don't trust your management, right?

So I only invested myself and Deandra goes, but I am an extension of you. And she's, oh, Deandra, we have been down this road a million times. But, but mother, when I took over this business, it wasn't in a good position. Oh, but you wanted me to give you the business. You beg, what was I to do? I mean, I wanted to save it, but I'm just too good of a mother to deny my daughter what she really wants. A busted company that's not worth a lemon.

You know, and I love that she kind of confesses to us because the whole time I'm like, well shut up. You know, Deander already ran this into the grand shut up, Deander, right? You know, but the moment he actually just comes totally clean and tells us in this big, huge, blue, like weird pajama dress. I don't know what the hell it was amazing though.

So she's like, last year when I signed the business over to Deandre, it wasn't at a hot peak. It had been in the past, but I wanted to see if Dandra could turn that around. Yeah. We could say that the company was sort of in its D'Andre phase. You know, past its prime, but I thought that maybe D'Andra haven't been through a D'Andre phase could undeandre it, but guess what? Once you're D'Andre, you're D'Andandered. So deandered is just not having it. I'm trying to figure out what to do, whether it is.

And he says, well, I'm a closer and I'm a sales person. I'm not the kind of person who figures things out. Sorry. I don't know. I mean, if I give you $100,000, you wouldn't be able to make it. I mean, that's just the way you are. You spend everything you make. You always have.

God bless you. We all have gifts in my, dangerous gift is asking for money. This is a mother talking about her daughter on national TV. Then she said, there are no handouts. There are no handouts in this world right after she talked, like right after she bragged about never having to work. Does she marry to rich dude? Iouts in this world right after she talked right after she bragged about

never having to work. She married a rich dude. I mean, just whorels. And then the end just like, I'm mother, you raised me a certain weight. I had 275 dresses when I was five and 75 pairs of shoes. And now you're surprised that I don't know how to spend my keep my money and budget my money. And then he's just like, you don't know how to budget.

That's your problem. All those things are to show you how you can budget if you have lots of money because you married rich. And then it was like, well, I already took a huge pay cut better. And then I got a small stop in it. $5,000 from the trust. But that is ridiculous. I can't live on 60 grand a year.

But then she tells us later, she's like, because our next tactic is to tell her mother that she's going to just get rid of everything in her house. She's like, I'll get rid of my jewelry, I'll book it, I'll book it, I'll work whatever I need to. And Degas, well, I haven't seen any paintings, but they have to be Picasso's to get collateral.

Yeah, which by the way, that was collateral, sorry. Yeah, that was also like a microaggression against Jeremy because that's the artwork, it's all Jeremy's. Well, I haven't seen, that was also like a microaggression against Jeremy because that's the artwork. It's all Jeremy's. Well, I haven't seen unless it's like a Picasso or something. I don't think that's going to be collateral. Also, by the way, the hilarious part is that Deandra can't even sell her house because Deon's it.

So what are you paying for? Why can't you live off the $60,000 a month? Like, that's your car is paid for. You know, that's not a lease. I mean, and she's thriving. The house hardest paid for. You know, that's not a lease. I mean, and she's thriving. The house is paid for. You don't have kids.

I mean, like, what, where is this $5,000 a month going towards? Yeah. Well, you know, shopping, I guess, but girl, like I just, I know that Dandas trying to be nicer this year because last year she really got hammered all over the internet. And you can tell she is making an effort

to be more decent this year, but God, you're just not helping yourself. So people are so pissed after this episode. Yeah. So Deandra, I mean, she's just looking so ridiculous here. And Dee just has her, Dee is just like eviscerating her, you know, in the most passive, aggressive way, sometimes aggressive. And Deandra's like, well, I mean, I guess mother, I do have some stock left. So I guess I could sell that and he goes, well, I mean, I know, but it's not much. I mean, because you told me.

Yeah, she catches herself. She catches herself. She goes, yeah, I know because you told me. And Deandra's like, wait a minute. Have you know what I have in my accounts? Wait, I don't know what you have in your accounts over at the SUVs. Would she say that what's her bank? I was like, thank you. Yes. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what you have in your accounts over at the SUVs. Would she say that what's her bank?

I was like, yes. Yeah, she's like, I don't, I don't know what you have in your, in your account over at UBS account ending in 9294. Okay. Now, I know what you had seven years ago and daddy died, but I don't know since then and the reason you know, but I am my big. Cause you look at my days. Mother days, wow. And she starts trying to like get pissed off at her mother.

It's like all that money comes from her. If you're gonna be having an account where your mother can funnel money into your account, of course she's gonna see the balance on your account. Okay. You can't have your algorithm eat it too. Yeah, if you don't want your mother to be snooping around in your account,

how about don't have some sort of like your shared account thing when you're 50 years old. You're 50 years old and then like it's like it's like being on a family plan when you're 50. I don't mind but then don't get annoyed if someone's like hey you've been using up a lot of minutes. Mother, say Adam, mom, Verizon minutes. It's like well just don't be on a family plan with your mom then because you're 50. Yeah. Oh, that's so good. And I was so jealous at the same time, like really watching these scenes. I just feel like you're such a little bitch, but also God, I wish I was that little bitch. And how lazy are my parents?

You know what I mean? I just feel like what have you done for me? And my parents have been always very good parents, but I'm like, fuck you, you lazy slabs. Like, what am I having to do? Well, this was out enough their love language. This is their way of saying I love you. It's having this awful fight on camera. So, D goes, well, this conversation isn't going anywhere.

I mean, I have my way of living. You have your way of living. I pay my bills. You need to pay your bills. I own everything. The repo man's going to your house, I'm in charge of things, you break things. I mean, somewhat you just need to work it out.

Yeah, and Dan, and it's like their, I was just thinking about you saying it's their love language. That's such a good way to put it because it really is. It really becomes a cute mother daughter scene because she's like, well, listen here, Dan, I don't know what the heck kind of bank loan you think you're going to get with blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Please, so please press one if this was your transaction. Call on your mother and ask your for money.

I pressed one for you because you're too lazy to do it. Call on your mother and ask for money. I press one for you again because you're too lazy to do it. But yeah, I'll remember how I said I wasn't going to be your bank. Well, I went to the bank the other day and I realized, I actually would love to be your bank. We're going to start by doing this. If you would like some customer assistance, just sign here and I'll be right with you.

Okay, I'm going off to lunch now. I don't know what kind of loan you think you're going to get, but they didn't going to happen, honey. And Deandra says, well, I definitely feel a center betrayal because of the way my mother handled the business over. But the more mother tells me I can't do something, the more it spurs me on to prove her wrong. And I was like, wow, that was actually a good mother daughter scene. Mama D is inspired Deandra to actually work. I mean, come on, hugs everybody, hugs.

Go home. If only Mama D had said that Deandra would not possibly be able to do due diligence on a company she's taking over, maybe she'd be in a better place. So now we go to a restaurant called Elbun, Leora, where Cameron and Quart are there. And Quart looks just bored out of his mind already. He's like, oh, he's like, so you ready for that garden?

Part of a shower. What is it again? Bowling party? Pizza party? Doesn't it? The Garden Gagement Party. I like when they walk to the again bowling party pizza party doesn't it? The garden engagement party. I like when they walked into this Mexican restaurant and he goes, I love this place. It's so eclectic. It's crazy. That chips and guac. I can't believe they put that together.

Who would have thought so eclectic? Yeah. So she's like, oh my god. what do you have later he's like hello my name is Salomon it's like oh my god that's so eclectic it's like Salomon with other names so anyway she uh she's like well I've been waiting a month for this party okay here she's coming Carrie and Mark with her husband Mark and we also have Brandy and Stephanie on the list, but that's another story. Yeah. And then the waiter comes by and it's like, okay, I'm ready to take your order. She goes, I'll do the taco Cameron, which I believe she would have meant to order the taco

Camarone, the shrimp tacos, but she just is like, tacos Cameron, I can't believe all these Mexican restaurants have named for tacos after me. That's so nice. She just takes it for granted. Like, I've really inspired the eclectic people. It's one eclectic Taco Bell Taco Bell. Talk about all. I just don't have the heart to tell them that they've been spelling it wrong this whole time. Yeah, I feel so bad that they don't know how to spell my name, but I'll just keep saying my name and then they'll learn eventually. No, honey, they're saying shrimp. Well, then why don't you answer them court? Oh, they need to talk about your YouTube court. This place is so nice. We should really donate some ghost chairs to them. Oh, they need to talk about her YouTube court.

This place is so nice. We should really donate some ghost chair or so them. So then she, they start talking about how, oh, it's their anniversary is coming up. And she's like, you know, you know, when I get fried food that I'm stressed. And it goes, oh, well, or it's that you've been married 11 years and, you know, not stressing you out or something. Oh, no, you don't care about calories. Yeah. And she's like, we've been married that long. How is that possible? He's like, I don't know, but you're seriously more beautiful than the day I met you. She's like, that sweet, but you know what, you're not going to get on to this menu. They have to decide to do it on work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the more you want to be on the menu, the less likely they're going to put you on the menu, okay? Yeah, so she was basically like, you know, before I met CORE, like I wasn't high maintenance until I met CORE. I was very low maintenance. Like, I was nature-borby, okay? I used to camp all the time. And then I met Kourt and he was on camp.

So then I became a good show-boppy. And Kourt says like, all right, so back to your monster. And she's like, okay, thanks. So I coordinated dates with these girls months ago. Brandy said, I'm sorry, I have an Easter party. So I coordinated dates with these girls months ago. Brandy said, I'm sorry, I have an Easter party. And then Stephanie called the exact same story. Okay, exactly.

Exactly the same. It was like two ghost chairs stacked on top of each other, just a perfect fit. And like I have vendors on the line. I have a tarot. Okay, I got one in some background, okay? Like that's a big deal, Corp. I have vendors on the line.

I like that she's thinking, she's so surprised that they both have kids who are doing Easter things like on Easter. Yeah, exactly. It's like Jesus Christ literally came back for the dead just to fuck with Cameron's party. So of course like oh man, Leanne has a lot of parties. It's not a lot of parties. Tradition, tradition has a lot of parties, okay? Like we had five showers. Do you remember that?

He's like I try not to. We had a bachelor's party. We had a rehearsal dinner. We had a couple sushi party. We had a good-bye guest party. We had a it's Thursday in had a couple sushi party, we had a good bite guest party. We had its Thursday in the morning at 11.15 party. She says so many things, I was like, what? We had a couple sushi, Mari. Couple sushi party. That's a party when you invite couples to sushi, but then there's also a sushi couples party when you have sushi out of fish that are couples.

Which is mean, but also really delicious and really romantic. So they just talk. She's like, yeah, we celebrated a whole year and it never ended. But we're still celebrating camera on camera. And talk about the menu. We're still celebrating, especially because now I'm on the menu. I'm basically like a national pastime in Mexico food. Oh, I was so happy when we decided to take our honeymoon in a kleptical. What a great place. We had so much fun in Cabo San Lucas. We had so many burritos in

Cabo San Lucas that when it came back we just wanted more and more. So now we're here at the Taco Cameron place ordering tacos which aren't burritos, but how could I have a burrito when there's a taco Cameron to be had? So we go to Travis and Stephanie. He's like, you smell good. She's like, um, you smell good. You want mine? Why are you being so nice to me? What's going on? Like cheating? Um, he better not be like every time he comes in, he's being so nice and charming. I'm like, you better keep it in your

pants. I swear to God, sir. I know. So you just, just sitting amongst these enormous pillows, she's like trying to camouflage herself on that couch. She's like, oh, I hope I don't get thrown into the pool again. I'll just hide among the pillows. Uh, uh. So he brings her, it's our anniversary to you. So he's bringing her this big gift and it's like this really fancy box, which I'm too poor to understand what that box is. I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I didn't know. I was like, Caldor's. It's yellow. It's the same color as a deWalt screwdriver. Can I take it? It's the screwdriver store. Yeah. It's from Vestry in my ass, which would be great. So I mean, somebody buying me a drill, you know, that's a big box. Yeah. So inside, he's like, here, it's everything you've taken from me. She's like, oh my god.

And she opens it. And it's like toothbrushes that he's she uses his teeth brushes she seals his deodorant and and then a thousand dollars and five. Yeah, and I was I was like this is funny, but I was like waiting for like the gag to be over and then like like under the tissue paper is like a bracelet or like it's a ticket to a romantic trip to Morocco or something. But it's like no, no, it's just some things he gathered from the target. Travel aisle. Yeah. And so he starts telling a story about his dad because his dad is in Thailand and he and Binghawk and he goes there all the time, even though he's really sick and like always on death's door. And then he gets so bad that Travis has to go to Thailand and rescue him

all the time, which this is all sounding very fishy to me. I'm just going to sit there right now. It was super sketch. Super sketch. Travis has to go to Thailand again for his sick father who nobody can get a hold of. Hmm. Well, sometimes I'm literally going to Bangkok next week. I will look for Travis's dad and try to save him.

Save Travis the trip. I will do it. Just give me the vital information. I'll be like, hi, this has been from Walter Krapins. Make fun of your son on the internet. Just want to make sure you're on your meds. Oh, okay, there's a hooker over there.

I'll see you later, bye. Just like the idea that that's really true and you're kind of respending your entire time. They're going up to guys with oxygen tanks and just taking their pictures and putting them on social to see if you get any likes. If I see someone who looks like he was sort of sweating and looks like his head is about to explode, but he's like older, I'll be like, your Travis's dad, aren't you? Yeah, like a really hot old version of Fred Flint's down.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm really excited. That's going to go on my intonary. So yeah, so they tell this story and it's just a very weird week for parents on Bravo. I mean, Bravo parents really are just not coming out as winners this week. They're all bunch of dickheads. And then I started wondering is everybody, does everybody's parent just shitty or is it a generational thing? Like is this just the generation that plays their parents for everything? Because they're a little older, well, is he older than me or younger than me? I don't even know. I'm ateless. But yeah, I mean, I play everything on my parents. I find it very liberating. I blame nothing on my parents because I'm the best little boy in the

world. So you should try it. It feels so good. Like even when I like get a red light, I'll be like, God, yeah, this is because my mother never believed in me and my tennis abilities. Well, so what's funny is so so Travis, they're talking about the situation and like this guy he's sick and he's always pushing his luck. He's going to go and you see it's like a painful thing to talk about. It's like, is his dad, this is what he's to deal with. He has to stop his world every single time. I know the dad doesn't think him and they've got to like save the dad and recuperate him and everything.

And you know, one day they're going to get the call and the dad's always pushing his luck and one day his luck is going to run out. And then Travis goes, yeah, well, so let's make dinner and Stephanie goes, huh, yeah, that, that sounds, that sounds good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, fun, fun scene time. Yeah. So then I was fast forwarding through the commercials and I thought, oh, it's a housewife, so I pressed stop and I just hear yeast infection. It was a real housewives of New Jersey preview. It was the best place to press play. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to see that Kim D has renamed her store. So now it's time for the couple's shower. So it's the it's a couple

shower finally and it is actually beautiful. They did they like obviously the thing probably cost like $50,000 or who knows how much there was just like it was just gorgeous and Basically, it's Cameron and her mother-in-law Jimmy just Marching around this space Jimmy is scurrying around because it's funny because Then just went off you guys you should should have seen Ben space. Where'd you go? I come back to the five and dime, Benny, Dean, Benny, Dean. I, I, it's funny because Jimmy is funny. She's just like those little scurrying like, you know what, she's like Danny DeVito in taxi, you know, like, I feel like she should be like

behind like a thing being like, okay, I got, you have to go drive here. She's like, Danny De to be though in anything really. Yeah, which is a compliment? Hmm. So yeah, she's like, all right, well, here's how it's gonna work, okay? There's beautiful ghost chairs over there. People can't see him just say believe and I'm sit down.

All right, and then you go over here and there's a wall of balloons, okay? And that's where people are gonna want to see that because they're gonna want over there. They're gonna go over there and get's a wall of balloons. And that's where people are going to want to see that because they're going to want over there. They're going to go over there and get their pictures made. Jimmy, I've got a question about the ghost chair. One of them seems to be making pottery with someone. Is that normal?

Oh my God. That lady with short hair is making out with Wippy Goldberg. Is this weird to anybody? All of us. Did anyone notice that that chair just pushed a penny up on a door? That lady with short hair is making out with wippy goldberg. This is weird to anybody else Did anyone notice that that chair just pushed a penny up on a door? That's strange. Jimmy you endanger girl So she's camera is just going around like whoa Jimmy you did an incredible job like There's gold things because slian likes go. Oh my god

There's furks because people are gonna eat with furks. That's crazy, Jimmy You are so talented the floors are just so flurry I'm like I did that again We're probably wanting quarter bar to be seen at her wedding But like for me. I like something that's like timeless, which is why I hired this quartet. And then the producer is like, did you notice anything strange about the quartet? She's like, and we see it's a trio. She's like, it's a trio. I paid for a trio. Again, and we see that last year she also paid for a quartet, and it was a trio. Last year she also paid for a quartet and it was a trio

At her art party her dog party to be more specific Yeah, we'll be back. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, Jimmy. Yeah, Jimmy. I love the crystal condolable laws Are they gonna have candles and um yes Cameron? Like you know Jimmy's like yeah, no on a fucking idiot Cameron Fuck out outta here. We're going all out. We've even had a corny cocktail. Basically, what it is, it's like a margarita, but instead of shaking it, we just put it on the scrambler and let it go for two minutes, and it comes back.

And it's so scared because the entire time, and I'm thinking, it's gonna hit the wall, but you never hit the wall in the scrambler. Ever. It's a corny drink. Basically, we put a lot of expensive alcohol and a thing and shake it up and go right up to the glass and then leave the glass with their grandmother empty. It's a corny drink. You can only drink from it if you throw a ring on top of it and get it around

the entire glass. That's like the only carnival thing I can ever think of when we're talking about this. That ring toss game. Oh, and those little squirt gun thing where you squirt the clowns mouth until the balloon pops. Yeah. Okay. Which is sort of like Cameron's head at the moment because she's still so mad that Brandy and Stephanie canceled at the last minute. This is like their names.

Can I cover their names? Gotta get rid of their names. Okay. We have so many people. Okay. We've got to change these names on the table. Okay, Stephanie get rid of her name. Brandy got rid of her Brian, get rid of his name. Travis Travis is hot. But get rid of it. I'm gonna keep Travis's name here. That's that's for people of the table. That's like for your people. Okay, even with Travis's name on my pocket is still for your So this is when Lee Ann and Rich so often she's like She goes hi Rich you see Danny goes not really I only have one high Heidi Dylan was there.

Mark T. Bertham's right up. Who was there? Heidi Dylan. Heidi Dylan. And Rich was there. Rich and Mark. Mark comes over to Rich. They're just like, Hey, how's it going?

I just love the guys can still be friends after after shit like that. You know, it's like, Hey, hey, dude. God, that was so funny when your wife said I was getting post-ops in that bar on TV. We should really have lunch sometime. Missing the bra. And then Leanne's like, well, I have to say something, Cameron, my wedding will not be this pretty FYI. It will not.

I mean, it's best it's going to be happening on a trampoline with some mile hour on the walls. That is, unless Prash can find the inner heart to maybe throw in some extra decorations, can you do that for me, Prash? Please. Oh, sorry, but I was a weird snort. You call that Prashing.

Oh, so ladies are all cheers in each other. And Leanne's like, here's the old married, ladies. Ooh. And Tiffany goes, yeah, we don't have to get blow tops anymore. Cheers, ladies. Yeah. Yeah, Leon's very excited about that.

So then they start making speeches about like, you know, girl, you're just the best than Tiffany. Be like, I remember the time that you lit me off the floor when I was in the middle of a Coke binge and Hollywood. And wow, I was like, I knew I had a girlfriend for life. That's right, Fee. That's right. Not a roast though. Not a roast And Steve is like and I would like to say cheers to the host and hostess and pass around this hat Do with it what you guys feel like doing with it. Yeah Yeah, you know if anyone wants to donate to Leanne and Rich's wedding fund, be up by all means,

I mean, you don't have to, but I guess they have done a lot for everyone here. Have in there. Now, I want everybody during my test, just go ahead and close your eyes and just think toast to the person whose name rhymes with free hand. And I'm gonna remember right now what she's done to me.

And then I'm going to reimburse her accordingly. Okay, he wants to start. So they're all just like hanging around and Cameron's like, Hey, Leon, did Curry text you about drinks tonight and Leon's like, no, no, I just invited her to a wedding. I just invited her to a wedding. And you can't bump me out to cocktails, says Leanne, who last episode was saying

that she'd even invite Carrie because some, I don't know, it's like, I'm like, she'd barely dozer. So Carrie's like, um, why would she not invite me, girl? I mean, that's like, that hurts my feelings. Yeah, my feelings are hurt, even though I really don't know who Carrie is.

Other Carrie, I mean, all I know is that she took my spot and has a K in her name instead of a C. Oh my God, that's like my taco. It's spelled with a C, but I don't have the heart to tell them. It's a carrot Cameron with a K. So then she's like, well, I mean, I figured everyone was invited because it's girls night. So you invite everybody to girls night who would she invite then like a dub Brandy Stephanie and danger probably probably danger. It's like yeah all of the rest of the cast Leanne's like Leanne's like I just can't believe that she didn't bomb me. I mean, I've invited her to most of my parties

See you might have most but so yeah, so then Le aren't basically going to crash it and carry us like, well, Leanne, I don't think that's the way to fix it. Who said I'm fixing it? So they decide they're going to go crash this and Cameron's like, I admit, that's not proper Odeokit, but I'm so annoyed with Brandt Stephanie, whose names I had to throw on the floor at a very clean party that I'm gonna I'm gonna bust this girl's night. I mean last time I checked Brandy and Stephanie don't have tacos named after them. So until they get some tacos, they don't have a taco shelter stand on. Okay. a taco shell to stand on. Okay. Michelle to stand on. So cake cutting time. Um, Leanne's waving around his knives and Ristis just like, be careful.

Both of us happened. Like, I did see where really, these two are really up on their, their blindness jokes. Yeah, they really are. Yeah. The couple that jokes about their blindness together, find this together. Okay, hugs, guys. Hugs you crazy kids. So now it's like the happy hour time and Carrie is there with um with Brandi. She's there with the Fanny bag. Oh, I didn't notice that.

And you know, like left her own devices, Carrie has the most uninteresting things to say like, my daughter's going to LA for college. Oh, I'm gonna miss her. You know, if I could, I would move right next to her because oh, I just miss her, but like, I want to get LA for college. Oh, I'm gonna miss her. You know, if I could, I would move right next to her because, oh, I just missed her, but like, I want to get to house here. Like, that would be so nice, but, ah, Eduardo's family owns the house. Yeah.

She starts like she's talking about how much she's gonna miss her children, but what she's really saying is that she wants to house in her name because once Eduardo kicks the bucket, she's gonna be left with nothing and she's gonna be poor and homeless. Yeah, pretty much. So, they started, like, carrying brand, you start trading notes.

And basically, they both find out that they were invited to Leon's wedding via text because a parent since brand didn't show up to the shower, she did not have a magnanimous, magnanimous invitation magnanimous, invitation offering from Rich, so she had to get it via text. Yes, and Kerry's like, uh, Randy says, well, you know, I have kids, they have parties and things, so I had to do that. And Stephanie's like, um, but like the wedding. Kerry's, yeah, so she got some of the text message and Brandy goes, I too received a text message. Yeah, okay, so a very fancy way of saying it.

So now everyone's like too fancy to get the lady with poop on her hat from season one is now too classy to receive a message or an invitation by text. Yeah, and the lady who, because now Deandra has joined and she's also not invited. And basically the lady who is talking about like having to go into austerity measures with

her company is then mad at someone who texted her invitation instead of mailing her one. Yeah. So, Kerry is like, well, you know, I just didn't want to invite her to girls like because I like girls, you know, so it's not so fun being with you girls. And there's something with Leanne, you know, like we went to hot and I said we had so much fun But then there's something I don't know what it is about me. It's something negative. It's like with me It's not like a little thing. It's like You know like Leanne, you know, we get it. Yeah, I'm like a little over-carry

Be like I just want to be around positive people. Positive, I need positivity. Yeah. You're on a real housewives show. It's not gonna happen. Yeah, you just spent the first moment, like the first 10 minutes of the night that you arranged, the bitching that your husband isn't buying something in your name so that when he dies, you'll have nothing. Like, you're not really starting anything out on a positive bow

and either so shut up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. shit. Yeah. Yeah. So D'Andres, she's she is telling the women, you know, manners indicate that wedding invitation should be sent out six weeks before the wedding. Okay, mother and another thing, could someone pay my lease? So I can get out of that damn office. I know, I was like, what are the what are the manners on when you're supposed to send lease notices? Like lease abandonment notices? Yeah. You all know that she didn't want to invite any

you asked us to wear a wedding. And she's using it as some weird power move later on because you were nice to her for five minutes. Okay. It's not like she just, you know, did it all wrong. She's holding it as the power move of your head and you're actually letting it work because you care so much that you're having a private time about somebody else that you don't even like. And you're spending the whole time talking about that other person. What is that, mother? So meanwhile, uh, Kerry, Leanne and Cameron have gathered in a car to head over to, uh,

curls night. And Cameron has been sleeping around on Stephanie's Instagram. And she basically saw a picture of Stephanie with her kid. And he's like, and there's like really cute dinosaur costume. And Cameron goes, he's in like a dinosaur costume. That's not Easter. Yeah. I'm sorry, but that's not Easter.

I saw Jurassic Park. And no one looked for any eggs. Easter is about bunnies dying and then coming back to life. Yeah, last time I checked dinosaurs are still extinct. So she thinks like she's really pulled one over. She's like, why not just be honest with me. Did you copy and paste Bradley's response and send that to me? She's like, um, you're gonna lie about an event.

Don't go on social media and turn yourself in because you're kind of caught now. Kind of sore lady. Dinosaur gun. The smoking dinosaur gun. Like the most benign sweet photo of like a kid who's clearly at like a school event because why also do you be dressed like a dinosaur in the middle of April? And event because why also do you be dressed like a dinosaur

in the middle of April? And come and say, hmm, that's not Easter. That's not Easter. Sorry, look at her. She's parting with her kid. She's sitting at the party. She's partying. It's a dinosaur party.

She walked the dinosaur. Bowel, wow. So when I come in and camera, it's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, and they're like, oh my god, I want to come in and camera it's like Oh my god and Carrie is cracking me up because she doesn't even pretend she's just like She's furious the third yeah, and lands like well, don't you look gorgeous? Yeah, I meant that's her castically Yeah, so she's like, you know what's's odd carry because it my my bachelor at party You said why didn't you invite me and then you didn't invite me to this I'm saying, oh, how would you feel if I showed up at your shower or your reception or somewhere you didn't invite me to how would you like that if

The answer showed up someplace like that. How would you like that? Yeah, I mean it's like You say you said you mad or you really mad. I'm here. What is it? Well, well, you showed up to my girls night and I just want people around me who are positive. I'm like, oh my god, not again. So, Leanne's just like, I just said, I didn't come here to ruin anything. I just, I didn't, I didn't get to see you girls at my shower today, would you were supposed to be at instead of your lot of sore party. Luh.

Ha, ha, ha. Did either of you guys even tell her you weren't going to her shower, would you even text her or YouTube busy running from the loss of doctors? And then, franticas. I texted you. She was, mm-hmm. She was like, yes, I did.

I'll read it. She's like, mm-hmm. OK, we'll just say whatever you want then. We know that you know says, um, what's like, yes, I did. I'll read it. She's like, um, okay, we'll just say whatever you want that. We know that she texted her because you already told us that she texted. Yeah. Brandy and Cameron have, I believe, a fairly long history of texting miscommunications because wasn't there over union. Some issue of that like, Cameron texted Brandy and Brandy said she never got the text and Cameron pulled out her phone and was like Monday March 3rd. Hey girl, the ghost cherish just came in. I'm wondering where you are. Be careful like there's dinosaurs at least in schools these days. Yeah, Brandy just answers any text that she gets apparently except for Cameron's.

Yeah, Brandy just answers any text that she gets apparently except for camera. Yeah, I'm just like, so Brandy reads a whole text and then she's like, well, okay, but you didn't send that to him Monday. And like, you had even responded whether you were going to eat chicken or beef. And Brandy's like, um, well, someone texted me from some unknown number saying, do you like chicken or beef? And I was like, duh, I like steak. I mean, I didn't know. I just figured someone wanted to know if I like chicken or beef? And I was like, duh, I like steak. I mean, I didn't know. I just figured someone wanted to know if I like chicken or beef. So you heard it here first, Fischer's of America. If you have a scam that you would like a brandy to hand over her information over, over to no questions asked, brandy red men's your girl, just send her an email and say, hey, what's your social security number and she'll probably just answer.

Yeah. You don't even have to really fish. Yeah. So they're fighting. Now they all just start fighting, right? Okay. So Brandy, let's just let Deandra narrate it. Oh, no way.

Wait. Let's go to Stephanie and Camden because I have the ones you start getting into it. So Kendra starts going. Camden, what did I say, Kendra? I said, Kendra. Kendra, dammit. So Stephanie and Cam. And Cam, so Stephanie's like, can we talk and Cam, it's like, you know, when you

said you wanted to move forward, I just have to say, actions speak louder than words. Yeah. To Pilobras,aka Moli eccentric. That's it. That's all I'm gonna say about it. I'm just like, I don't even know what you're even talking about camera, okay? She's like, well, brandy wasn't attending,

and I knew five minutes later, you were gonna text me and say, you weren't attending, and then guess what? Five minutes later, you text me and said, you weren't attending. Like, why did you say your child was at an Easter event when your child's in a dinosaur suit? It's like the lines that come out of this show

Like just an isolation Why did you say your child was at an Easter event when your child is in a dinosaur suit or like You're dealing drugs to my dog. Why don't you deal drugs to me? These lines are just like just gold just falling out out of the TV. Yeah. And so, Stephanie's like, so wait, you're saying you don't believe me that my child had something going on today

and she goes, um, no, I have a problem believing you because I have children in school. So. And they don't dress like dinosaurs on Easter. You don't think dress like? Yeah. Yeah. What? Oh, my goodness. And they don't dress like dinosaurs on Easter. You don't think dress like? Yeah. Oh my goodness.

Ghost chairs. So so yeah, she's going to be that for Halloween. A ghost chair. I didn't even know they were called ghost chairs. I just thought they were called clear, really expensive. That's costume. I'm going to win every costume party I go to ghost chair.

Yeah, so, so Stephanie is like, you know, they're all like, it's like, Cameron, I have nothing to say to you. I've nothing to say to you. And Brandy is like, I'm going to support my children before I support a shower. And Stephanie turns to Leanne is like, um, Leanne, like, I'm really sorry. I should have told you that I wasn't able to come.

And so then Leanne starts playing this innocent card of like, Oh, I'm really sorry. I should have told you that I wasn't able to come. And so then Liam starts playing this innocent card of like, oh no, it's fine. I just was thinking, did I do something that I'd even know about today? Hey, make it, always hate me. I just never know. You know when my period is right, you've learned that by now. I hope we've learned by when my period is.

So then camera, it's like, you know what? I don't think you should have used the word surface Like Jesus Christ. Are you we can still go back to that fight again? And she goes well, you're the one who said surface So you should own things surface Yeah, you have to live up to what you say when you say surface You know, thank you. I count with you stand Stephanie's getting bitchy, which is so funny. It's so nice. I mean, of course, it took a camera to do that.

Exactly. Cause Stephanie is like, no, what I'm trying to say is that like, I wouldn't say your surface, I think our friendship is surface because we don't have like deep, meaningful, you know, heart to hearts and talks. And she's like, well, you don't let me in girl. You don't let me in. She's like, no, I just, I feel judged.

I feel, I feel judged. That's your insecurity. That's the sort of insecurity that makes someone dress up like a dinosaur on Easter. Yeah, and I went deep with you. Okay, dinosaur mom. I went deep with you. And she's like, no, deep is not saying like,

I'm like, oh my god. You know, like my mom said beauty is paint. Like that's not deep. Okay, like it's always all about you And she goes oh, so you're the victim. I got oh, okay I guess your Jeff Goldblum just hanging out and like a dinosaur comes and eats her leg off I guess that's what you are and I guess I'm the dinosaur now, huh? But that's funny because last time I checked Your son was the dinosaur

Sorry, what happened to you? Chubby male man from Seinfeld. Sorry. Last time I checked that dinosaur was actually quite beautiful and had a beautiful open fan situation going on behind its ears. And the postman was mean to it. So who's the real victim? So Cameron can't piss Stephanie off. Like she can't she's

trying so hard to just make Stephanie look bad, but Stephanie just keeps going, okay, you know what, I'm not going to stay on the Cameron hamster wheel. Okay, so Cameron, you know what, if you want to be friends, then, you know, we're just going to try and be friends. And Cameron's like, well, if you want to be more than a surface relationship, you have to put the work in. She goes, okay, Cameron, Cameron's like, okay, if you want to be more than a surface relationship, you have to put the work in. She goes, okay, Cameron. Cameron's like, okay, she's like, okay, okay, then.

Okay, we did it. We solved it. Cheers. Hey, Leanne. Even though I wasn't able to make it to your couple's shower, I did get you a Microsoft surface. You see there, you said it again. You said it again. It's not nice. And that brings us to the end of real house lots of valleys.

You guys, thank you. Fun as always. Oh my god. I was cracking up. We are going to be back on Monday to talk. What are we talk about on Monday? Oh, marriage and medicine. So that will be super, super fun. And until then, you guys have a wonderful rest of your week. Talk to you soon, everybody. Boing! Our cheerleader, bye. Hey, prime members. You can listen to Waterer Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download

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