Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Frat Spat Finale

Episode Date: November 30, 2018

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January and here I am with the goal of that then mandelker. Hi, Ben. Hey, what's going on? Well, as you know, right when we sat down to do this podcast, the electricity went out in my whole building and it was like the pioneer days there for 20 minutes. I know. I could go on Twitter. It was very scary. I mean, it rains in LA and like we, the grid just collapses, you know. Yeah, it's one of those days.

I just feel like the world is like torturing me. It's like my laptop and then it was raining. It violates me up early and it's raining, you know, so then he won't poop. So I'm like he won't poop. So I'm like, bang him to poop. Then I come back inside, the sun comes out, I walk outside to smoke, it rains on my head. I go back in, it stops raining.

I come back out, it rains on my head. And you're like, just, I'm like, what the hell dude? Leave me alone, world. I am like so livid right now because, you know, if the past 24 hours, it's been like, rain is coming, rain is coming, which is actually really good for California, because Lord knows we definitely need it, although now comes phase two of wildfires, which is mudslides, I'm sure, which no laughing matter.

I hope everyone's okay. But on my own selfish little world, my own selfish little corner of all this is that it's like, great, it's gonna rain. I am hunkering down for a rainy day in LA, because there's something really fun and special about when it finally rains in LA. Like, I could sleep with a curtain's open

because I need to suddenly, wouldn't be coming into my eyes and be like, I wake up, it'd be like, gray, it'd be, you know, raining against the window and sure enough, it was like that, it was so wonderful, I was like, rain, it's a rainy day. And then at like 11, 30 a.m. Sun was like, no, no. It's gonna be my day actually.

You don't get your rainy day. And now the sun is out. And I'm like, it's supposed to be your rainy day. Yeah, well, whatever world, okay? World. You're fucking with our bad days, our good days. You know what I wanna do? I'm messing with us.

You know what I want to do? That whether I want know, I want you that weather, I want to take my index finger and poke the weather's chest just like Leanne lock and does the brandy red mint and I like you or liar. The weather will be all you abused me. You physically assaulted me. So sure we'll get to the weather's all mad. Weather dressed up like a cheerleader for today. Like, oh, again, Dallas rains. The weatherman comes to your house dressed as a cheerleader. I'm Dallas Rains. I heard you physically assaulted me in a water burger cheerleader outfit.

I love that brandy's outfit. I know everybody that it's like UT styled with the burnt orange and stuff. But I'm looking for pictures to use in today's podcast cover. And it's a water, it's a water burger. It's a water burger. We're not water burger. Yeah, I used to call it water burger. I was like, yeah, I don't make it 10, but it's a water burger logo. And if anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about, come look at our podcast picture for the day on Instagram and then look at the water burger logo. Yeah. It's the same thing.

And I don't like Randy taking over my Waterburger because you know I love a Waterburger. Yeah. I do know that. I remember your dad asked you for Waterburger order life on the podcast, much like how my father came into my bedroom when I was recording from home and looked for some scotch tape.

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or just find the links where you find all our ticket links at watchupcrapins.com. Congrats to our two listeners who, I don't have my social media open in front of me. So I and I of course I'm too lazy to write down anyone's names, but two of our listeners who went to Real Housewives trivia earlier this week and came in second place and they won a picture of Sonia Morgan and the reason why I mention this is because at least one of them wore a ho ho ho, okay t-shirt To the occasion so congrats and thank you. Hey, yeah, right on oh and Never mind. I'll ask you after the show. It's just no, it's just a little just school thing about the

ho ho ho stuff that you have at your place for me. Oh Well, you were all about to get him today when I almost had to go over there, but now I don't. Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho. Wow. Wow. Looks like there's a real crampus, real crampus in our delivery of the Holoho things from your place to mine. I know. We're going to have to figure that out. So today, Real Housewives of Dallas, let's get into it. Yeah. I knew I knew I was going to be pissed off because I have this er Erasional this Erasional annoyance with Brandy. I know at this point is a rational It gets that way with the real housewives shows really any reality show when one person's getting on your nerves And then they just they just relentlessly are themselves. Yeah, and that's basically what's happened So I'm gonna try and down I'll back a little bit just because I feel like weird

Being mean to a girl and a 10 year old cheerleading outfit. Yeah, I most are. When I was watching this episode, I was like, oh my god, Ronnie is gonna go off. I was like, two things are gonna happen. Ronnie is going to be screaming about Brandy and I'm gonna be like doing my classic thing where I say and this is why Leanne Lachin is great

because I mean, look at her, she's lying on the grass. I mean, this is what we want. They'll be like the bend pontification hour that what we need from. Well, to see some finale. So, you know, what? Let's drag out our greatest hits and let's get let's try you great. You drag out your greatest hits and I'll drag out my greatest dates because this is one of them. And I was watching this live on TV party with a bunch of people who were streaming with me. And I was losing my shit. I was so mad, I was screaming at the TV. Then I watched it again to take my notes.

And I was screaming while I was taking my notes. What an A-hole, you know? And one thing I said last night on that stream was, you don't need to try and make me an crazy people. Like, you don't need to work at it. Why are you pushing so hard? She's naturally crazy. It's not as fun when you force it

You know what I mean? Yeah, I agree Well I'm always I think on a season like this where she's been holding back her crazy I'm happy that someone tried to provoke it out of her because I needed it I needed it as a good way to end the season because God I needed that Leanne lock and scow all that like sneer or the twitch in the lip. We'll get to that. So, well, the episode begins in a way that I really appreciate and I'm sure Catherine Dennis

appreciates and I'm sure you appreciate Ronnie with Stephanie unpacking packages from Amazon Prime. Oh, yeah. Thank God for Amazon Prime. You know, on a day that everything's going wrong, I just say, thank you God, for Amazon Prime. My Cyber Monday package just arrived. So, somebody bought a board game about hospital administration.

Yeah. Sounds legit. Sounds legit. It's called Healthy Park Hospital, okay? Fuehler, if you wanna play with me. This is like a whole day. Like it's a play event. Fuehler, we're just player really this is like a whole day like it's a player you'll ever just you you'll ever if you're good you can play healthy hard hospital

but it's not not healthy hard than than there are have a healthier heart you're you have some patients were dying we need to fix them step you're you're he's like not barking but he's like looking at me with his ears back and growling. Okay. He all there are stands for Ramona emergency Ramona.

I'm like find one pocket everything that passes by the door. Okay. I need to be like my mom. I need to see a season every step. You can also get 10 cc's of best friend works just the same. So Stephanie's unpacking boxes, if she's ordered things for her frat party that she's going to throw for Travis, which like your husband's about to go back to college for a little while, you don't want to

remind him of how easy things were in the frat house. You know what I mean? Like you're worried about Travis going off and cheating on you. This is not the way to send them off. Like, but you're still young and can can get any who say say you want Travis. I mean, this is also like, I mean, even though it's Harvard, it is still basically night school. I mean, this is like throwing a party for going to the learning at X. Okay, like you're taking like extracurricular classes and it's like a program. It's a real program. It's an MBA program, et cetera. But it's like he's not, he's not enrolled in Harvard.

Yeah, well, he's enrolled, yeah, for like my class or something. You know, I'm not going to just anybody's education, because I'm going to start yelling about educational a little bit later on. Most, you know, I'm going to hold that look. Look, I started tripping up because I got so mad again. But I know you're not either. But look, let's stop pretending yeah, that he just got accepted into real Harvard. Yeah, he's not in real Harvard. He's like in like method man and red man version of Harvard.

That was in How High, but it's really UCLA, you know? It's like that version. And I'm really only, I'm dying on this cell really for my friend Eva, who sent me that text a few weeks ago, who's like, please tell people, for those of us who've done this, it's not real Harvard. So I'm doing this for you girl, I'm doing on this whole really for my friend Eva who sent me that text a few weeks ago. I was like, please tell people for those of us who've done this is not real Harvard. So I'm doing this for you girl. I'm doing it for you. I mean, I'm not going to leave it for you. I mean, I got a bed bath in Beyond. It doesn't mean I invented bat thumbs.

Okay. Or that you went to anywhere beyond there. Yeah. There's no beyond by the way in bed bath and beyond like, oh, way that way to be not religious in your bed bath and beyond. Okay. Way to shun God way in bed bath and beyond like oh way that way to be Not religious in your bed bath and beyond okay way to shun God in your bed bath and beyond I'm just saying that there's there's just like bed bath and beyond makes it feel like you're just gonna be like wow Every time you go in there and instead you're like oh, there's nothing else on TV Yeah, you're like oh there's like a plehora like swively office chair on sale with no other office chair. So what is that pretzel dehydrator? It only dehydrates pretzels, which are already pretty dry, but maybe I'll buy it anyway. Yeah, that's the beyond. That's what I worry that

heaven is like, you know, it's just like a terrible plethora is swively pink office chair and a pretzel dehydrator. I prefer the lowered expectations of the dearly departed linens and things. It was just like it's linens and things, you know, like just. Yeah, it's basically like a garage sale side, like linens and things. Things. Yeah, I'm arrow pointing you where to walk.

Yeah. So yeah, Stephanie's like, I was going to Harvard. So her gay travel, her gay Trevor. What's this name? It's like tray. I'm going to stop people calling people her gay. Like what kind of thing is that to say it's totally rude, but her gay is over there unpacking the boxes. And Brandy comes over and biscuits jumping all over her. I just like writing biscuits jumping all over Brandy because I think that's a funny, that's a funny visual. Like biscuits just throwing biscuits at Brandi. Don't tell Toya. She's like, oh, you can't do no little biscuit.

Well, that's everybody tried to talk to her. What's that? Talking biscuit. Yeah, so Brandi comes over and Stephanie is like reminiscing on life and college and going to frat parties and she's like, some of my past memories were on the floor of a frat house, not having sex. Just licking vomit up. I thought I was chocolate pudding. Wait, was that vomit? When you're in college, you got a party in Mexico and they have bump bits there. And it was either that or wet t-shirt contest.

I already seen enough boobies at the Baltic Sea thing. Okay, boobies. You're offended by boobies. You talk about like fucking on frat floors and poop every week lady. Last time I was in a frat. I was getting drunk off of Bartles James and singing along to Chumbo Wamba. That's great time. So rich and Leanne across town or arriving in a church. Yeah. Yes, by the way, you did not mention that there was trolley siding. This is the way the producers say they were transitioning from Stephanie, where there are a bunch of ducks playing around in the phone to a trolley siding. This is the way this producer St. Dield were transitioning from Stephanie where there are a bunch of ducks playing around in the foam.

So trolley, Leanne's a common and now we're at a church. The trolley's coming back like a traditional abuse victim. It's like it was my fault. Coming back to Leanne to do it again. If I was a trolley, I would leave Dallas, okay. This is when the trolley should leave Dallas. Just keep driving trolley Yeah, trolley make a break for it. You don't need those tracks. You can do it yourself. You can do it You have wheels. I'll help you in any way. I can trolley

so Rich and Leanne are at the Cathedral of Hope Which for some reason like maybe laugh that Leanne wants to get married to a place called the Cathedral of Hope because I feel like she's just kind of like that Leanne wants to get married to a place called the Cathedral of Hope because I feel like she's just kind of like used that for the rest of her life. When I was at the Cathedral of Hope, I did have hope. Leanne, we're just ordering, like, take out right now. I've been praying to the altar of Hope. My entire life. Leanne was very pretory this episode, which I love. She just gets very like,

when I have overcome to be at the cathedral. Which didn't look very cathedral-y if you ask me, by the way. Cathedral of nope. Scotia. Didn't someone say that in this episode? The cathedral? Oh, no, no. That was New Jersey. It was nothing like that. I I'm really sorry, everybody. I'm getting my shows mixed up.

I'll tell you who said it wasn't a real cathedral. Anyone doesn't believe in the gaze, okay? Because it's a gay friendly cathedral, okay? Yeah, I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure what I think of that. But I just wrote, whoa, Nelly, this is my kind of church. Because as they were walking in, Rich is like, you're sure it's a little bright

because she was wearing like a mustard top and then like jogging, like fashionable jogging pants. And she's like, well yours is a little striped. I was like, woohoo, better fights. I love the couple who can have some pattern pattern. Exactly. And then this uh, uh, uh, Chirigay comes in and meets them. He's clearly like on the way to teaching some young girl how to walk in a pageant, but he's like,

the first let me take Leanne and and and rich to a pew. Okay, have fun. So pageant to Jesus is bored. Yeah. All right, Mary, I want you to walk next to this little boy, his dress like a donkey. So you get up to the manger. One of my favorite things that Leanne does is when she's just so over the top melodramatic, like it's my favorite thing in the world and she's like everyone knows what it's like to be judged for being different. I'm different and I fit in. I think a thief will live home. A fit in. A lot woman in America, finally. A place for me. A lot model woman in America finally a place for me a

What model woman in America a lot pretty woman With a heart of gold but not a hooker in America has a place I may not be pretty woman, but I know Julie Roberts Yeah, so she's like yeah, everyone knows what it's like to be different Yeah, okay everyone who's different, okay, I get that. But look, we fought for a long time. You know, I feel like gay, gayness is getting to be too trendy, okay? Like, even the gays are getting married now. The gays are wanting to get married in gay church now, and now the end wants to get

married in gay church, okay? You better, you all better be donating 10% of your incomes to church. It's called tithing gay people and we don't get away with not doing it just because we're gay. This is classic gay self-loathing that like even the first thing we do is like take down someone who's like an ally. How dare she? How dare she? How dare she? How dare she shine a spotlight in this wonderful organization that's accepting a lot of different people? How dare she? How dare she? How dare she shine a spotlight in this wonderful organization that's accepting a lot of different people. How dare she? I'm myself loathing. I'm world loathing. I'm you loathing, Will. So the pastor's like, Will, Tim, I'm about to go to your sales, Leanne and God with all I've got, and she's like, well, I was gonna say, we, Richna, we really complete each other.

Like he's dropped to my mustard, and as we all know, he's dropped to my mustard, go well together, so well. He is the dot, to my polka. He is the carry on luggage, to my overhead compartment. It's my overhead compartment. He is the whole Tmopick. He is the batteries to my universal remote, which for some reason still won't turn on the TV by the way, rich.

I was looking up you complete me and that's Jerry McGuire. Why does everybody want to be in Jerry McGuire? Look, what's her name who is in that? I love her. I'm sorry, I can't remember her name. I know it usually. I'm just dumb. I'm not going to help you.

Little squinty eye. I mean, little squinty eye blonde. I know. She's just joking. I know exactly as well. I'm not going to look it up on her. I'm not going to look it up. Let's work through.

We can do it. I know her name. I mean, come on. Bridget Jones, she's squinty. She's like, Renee Zoegar. Renee Zoegar. Correct. Cold mountain. So who wants to turn out like Renee's Elwiger ended up at Cold Mountain? Did she look happy? No, she didn't. And Jail is now lesbian in, you know, mission impossible 27. Does he look happy?

I don't think he looks happy. Let's all start trying to be like Jerry McGuire. How about that? I'll keep a good junior. She was pretty happy. Does he? Last time I I saw him he was OJ and that did not end well. He was not very happy at the end of OJ. What about Bonnie Hunt? Well, Bonnie Hunt's never been happy. That's why she's Bonnie Hunt. Jay Moore, yeah, that's a bad example. Jay Moore. I'm sure Jerry O'Connor, hey, Jerry O'Connor, we have C. Look Bravo, fellow Bravo,

enthusiast. Okay, well then why don't we say something that Jerry O'Connell quoted in that show so that we can all be happy? You complete me, it's just not something you should say if you want to be happy. I help. I help. I help.

You, Ronnie. Help me help you. I mean, it is so surprising that Leanne doesn't just talk and Jerry McGuire talked the entire time. Because it is sort of like all written the way Leanne would talk Yeah, so this break is a break up I was waiting for the end I

Can't believe I don't have more quits on the top of my head from the money the money Ronnie show me the money Yeah, that's the only what I had been thanks. You stole stole show me the money. Yeah, that's the only one I had been thanks you stole stole me the money from me You gotta say it quicker. Well, I can't install only when I had I was saving it for last Ronnie help you see just gotta get you just circle back because that's what everyone's been doing with the past 20 years You go to the same like four quotes Yeah, pretty much so she's like You complete me and then the reverend's like a human brain ways eight pants Another one for you Ronnie. Sorry. I stole it you weren't fast enough

I'm just going to get about that one. Yeah, the secret garden song that would it put all the quotes in it Oh, so she's like well, we where I go, where I go too far. He restrains me. And when he doesn't go far enough, I tell him, go see other people. Well, I met my event. I'll see you later. Just don't let me find a battered on the goddamn blog. Rich, I'm writing checks your body can't cash.

That's right. I want to top gun. So they go on a chapel tour. And Lee has telling us no matter what bullshit is created by my so cold friends, we keep that out of our universe. All those troubles are in a galaxy far, far away. I thought cruising that movie. far away. It's not cruising that movie. It's like we're riding our own bath. Rich, I'm your father.

You need to stay with the, with the, it's a trap. It's a trap. So they go on a chapel date and the reverence like all right then you like it? Isn't it hopeful all right? Let's set it at six. So the end of the four May the fourth be with you. Does that worth for you work for you? Now listen here Jonathan Limp Mickey. You knock on my trailer one more time with that text at first. I'm cutting out your brain not feeding into the

heathens. All right. Now I want to have about 500 guests. So I think we're gonna need a bigger boat. But it can only go above 50 miles an hour and below 60 before crashing is into it. Damn it, I'm just, I know Sandra Bullock. Can I mention that Reverend? Big mistake, huge. Actually, pretty woman. Almost first full circle.

Okay, so she's like, how about Palm Sunday? No. She actually was like, she was like, well, we can't do then. Well, that's gonna be the week before Passover. And I was like, yeah, Jew shout out. Yeah, my people because normally it's like, oh, that's the week before you sir. But this time was like, ooh, liens scheduling around my people. Woo, woo, woo, woo. She's scheduling around the green dots on her eye count. Okay. Stop that. Stop it. Pretty good. So, uh, she's like, let's say go on a reverend. Uh, and that's pretty much it. Well, then she's, well, she showed herself up.

Yeah, this is where she does her monologue, right? She's like, rich says, I love you. She's like, I love you. I have, I have finally learned to accept his love. It's been a long journey to that acceptance. I'm so grateful for that journey. Ehh! Hahahaha! I'm so happy! I've never accepted that I deserve it, and I'm so happy that it's happening!

So I'm going to stick my pinkies by my temples, which looks like I'm wapping web tears. But as we all know know my temples do not cry temples don't cry in general do they Reverend they're the synagogues or that's a different religion close enough speed to you in space no one can hear you scream You're using screen. So dandran Jeremy. Yeah, they're at their, they're, uh, they're at a restaurant. Uh, dandran, Jeremy, D, they're at a restaurant because D is going to turn their company over.

Um, although it's so funny in my notes, I had a typo and I says, he's going to get the company turned over. Luke, let's get a turn. Let's get a turn. I don't give a rip what you're doing. We're gonna get turned right now. We are going to start with put your left foot in, put your left foot at put your left foot in, shake it all about. Damn. You know what I call that? The hokey, the Andra, okay, because that's all she does in the office.

Oh, but here's the company. Enjoy. Hey, the Andras doing the hokey, Pokey or as we like to call it, the Pokey. Or is that like to call it the not a meal you dance? Where has a meal you're going? Oh, but today we're here to concentrate in this Mexican food restaurant at these catering tables on a major life event.

Thank you all for wearing your craziest patterns to the gentleman wearing the golden red leopard sleeves with the strange Indian Tableau on the front of a shirt. Thank you to the person wearing the little hat in the aggressive floral pattern on your white shirt. Thank you. And to me, I'd like to thank myself for wearing some crazy sleeves that look like they've been slashed by Jason Forges. Thank you.

She was wearing a leather jacket okay so she was doing the area on a style where you put your jacket over or La La style yeah where you put the jacket over your shoulders but then instead of just doing that there was like an actual cut up the front of the jacket yeah it looked like it worked up tons of arms came through and then there was a slit of those oh Jesus oh coffee that's why I shopped it old Navy coffee all came through and then there was a slit up those oh Jesus. Oh coffee. That's why shopped old Navy coffee all over me Then there was a slit up her other yellow sleeves coming through that I was like oh my god Are you just it's like her arms have to be ready to punch somebody, you know

She didn't even invite me in but she's ready to fight. Yeah, there was like a lot of aggressive Like openings and slashes and cuts and it's just was like a lot of aggressive, like openings and slashes and cuts. And it just, it was a lot. I, um, I, if our mama, D, I might have like reconsidered turning over the company just like maybe like wait, like another few weeks, let her get like something. That looks a little better. So, um, so do you start to dress in the group and she's like, everyone, and this is dressed to you, Amelia, who thought you were going to be taken over the company. You're not. So a couple of months ago, Deandra said, Mom, and this is dressed to you, Amelia, who thought you were gonna be taken over the company.

You're not. So a couple of months ago, Deandra said, Mom, I wanna talk to you one more time. And I said, stop right there. Do not talk to me because you have gained weight and we cannot have this in the office right now. The Andro- Man, here's Cookie.

Now, I'd like to thank all you for being here. My friends, my family, madrale sisters over there Lord swell Grover That bus boy who offered me more water and brought my chips instead. I mean just work on a baby sits kid And Jeremy my favorite son-in-law. He's like I'm her only son-in-law Jeremy my favorite son-in-law. He's like, I'm her only son-in-law. Oh my God people get on with that. So she's like, when Dean respects you want more? I asked woke up and I said, listen here, stop right there. You, um, a hundred percent of ultimate living and a hundred percent of hard-knight good morning.

And she said, you me! And to celebrate, I have gotten you this golden ketchup bottle. Now you use it in good health, but not really. It's fake. It's not a real ketchup bottle. The angel, why are you trying to squeeze that? But it will make this noise every time you walk past the mill use office. See, while you were focused on snow algae, I was focused on ketchup. Okay. So, uh, Jeremy's like, I'm going to get this on video. Oh, right.

Here's one of me and Deandra. Bonaing, we still boned, getting some, yeah. So Deandy and Andrew are like, they're hugging. And Dee just like gets you to smile. Like, don't fuck this up. This was what I worked the past 35 years on. And the moment you mess it up, Amelia's got your job.

Yeah, she's like, this don't even count, Deandra. Little does Deandre know, because it was signed in guacamole. Little that she realized this is a contrast saying that she owns 100% of the most recent jar of guacamole I bought. They like they sign everyone's clapping and cheering this hug and Jeremy you just hear Jeremy the background going, I'm so proud of you guys. Seriously, I'm proud of you guys. Like thanks Jeremy.

Oh Jeremy stood up to give them a slow clap stand and go and then maybe five other people were like, all right, so they stood up too. I was like, come on guys, Dan Dragoch, two catering tall tables and a guacamole to sign in can we show some respect They're like I'm just waiting to get an autograph from Al Gore wait. That's Jeremy He's like now here's what's happening with the ocean. So like oh Jesus

I've gone in convenient truth for a lot of us. I've gotten in convenient truth for all you guys D'anger not bone last night I don't know if the ocean waters are rising but my boner is yeah I don't know if human beings can warm up a sea but I sure know how to warm up to Andrew. Oh, yeah, I'm still boning I like to color my little tipper. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm warm up asleep and I sure know how to warm up, Danro. Oh yeah, I'm still burning. I like to call her my little tipper. You know what I'm saying? Know what I'm saying, everyone? Everyone?

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So Dandruff's like, uh-huh. I wish I just wish everyone in the family could be here, mother. I will tell you, I will always be there for you. I will call the president of whatever and whoever for you. I will continue to cut up leather jackets for you to poke your little arms through. Thank you, mother. That means a lot.

That was a threat, not a promise. So she's like, I just, all I want to do is just, I just, I hope one day you'll be proud of me. She's like, the Andra, I am proud of you today. Excuse me. I am proud of you. Today, I'm sure it will happen in the future. I'm thinking that today, yes. I'm proud of you, right now.

I mean, that idea for soft patches. I mean it was ridiculous, but you just your little head just kept on spinning with those bad ideas. You know, you're bound to hit once in a little later. I believe you. I am so proud of you that you stop being jealous of me and decide to put on some ridiculous top for this special occasion instead. You just did you and that was so special. And I'm glad you'd come around to realize the green miracle looks better when it's in a jar that makes it look like it's handy-wops that you're going to use to sanitize a table. You will reach horizons that I've never had the opportunity to reach. Now if I did have that opportunity, God, I'd beat you handstand, but I didn't. You do. Good luck. I mean, the only

reason I haven't reached those horizons, because I was busy working and taking care of you on my life, but no pressure on you. It's hard to reach horizons when you've got a little sapping monkey on your back, dragging you down. You know, what I'm saying, Dandra, I of course, I'm talking about horizon air, because I actually fly Delta, but please enjoy that budget airline de Andra I I meant to say I believe that you will reach Verizon who I've been trying to call the camp for my cell plan

My horizon I meant that discontinued Epcot center attraction called horizons learn about the future and such that's like you want the idea of Miracle, I'll get to go there someday So dandruff saying I just wanted my mother to be proud of me and It's not a hurting in tonight. I believe it mother Okay, so Next up I must cough myself into it. It's easy during that one. Geez. I feel like I have stepped inside the cathedral of hope myself like I have stepped inside the cathedral of hope myself. Like, you're getting married there. Get out of my cathedral.

Get out of my hope, get out of my hope chapel. Get out of here, Gerry O'Connell, no one asked you here. I wish I could build more Gerry O'Connell. Jim McWire quotes, he's so much more fun. I don't, I mean, I feel like I know the appropriate amount of Gerry O'Connell quotes or Gerry McWire the appropriate amount of Gerry O'Connell Quetz or Gerry McWire Quetz. Oh, Gerry O'Connell Quetz, yeah. No, I said, no, I said,

did I say Gerry O'Connell, Gerry McWire? I think so, but I don't, you know, I remember maybe two quotes from both. So I feel like I'm in the average spot of brain retention and that's, you know, that's where I aim to be. I think that Gerry O'Connell's quote in Gerry McWire was, my word is as good

as oak or something like that. And it's like wait a second, sir. So Cameron is going to a store like a little gift shop and she's like, hey girl. And then Leanne comes and she's like, Hi, girl. It's like, hey, girl. Hi, girl. Hi, girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, so Leanne and me at least find a box that has something called the Shambong, which is like a champagne beer bong. And she's like, usually get this. This is what you need to have on account of the beer bong that you couldn't do. Get it? Bong, Shambong. Might be you can practice. And Cameron's like, oh, it's like a bong. You know on account of the beer bond that you couldn't do get it long jam

Might be you can practice and camera. It's like oh, it's like a bomb But it's first champagne I wonder if you For Cameron this is like our last chance to see camera and say girl to people in a store. I know Sorry, I stepped on your joke. You were saying you were better list off a bunch of things. I just busted in with just a tired old, just a little joke. We know it. Some of this are made to die.

By list. Some some camera. Cameron's like, oh, I didn't know we had to get a gift for an adult at a frat party. You don't get that for an adult. People at frat parties just wanna get, but with Stan, which I had never heard that term before. I don't know what with it is.

I don't know if that's related to naked wasted, or if it just means you just like, you know, stick booze up your ass, but sounds exciting. But with Stan, and she's like, well, I feel like this whole Frapp party is gonna be an attackly in party. I'm so excited. I love those parties. And then camera just melts into her like, mmm.

What I believe is that nobody like believes that she stole my phone. I totally see both sides though, because it's clear there could have been a reason for it to steal it and make sure that dirty video of Tata's was gone from it. Yeah, I mean, I totally think that Brandi was just enjoying our cocktail before turning the phone, but you know, if like someone had naughty footers of me on their phone,

I can tell you for sure, I'd be like, you get that phone and you delete it girl as fast as you can girl. Okay, well she didn't steal my phone, then why would she think I cloned her phone? Because my phone would have had to be closed to her phone to clone it. Okay, yeah. The logic is a little. Now, here's the logic. This is coming from Lee of blog. And I'm not quoting it. I just read it because parts of it were posted on L face book. Yo, so I bred part of it. So her logic is that she said that she had cloned Randy's phone because she told her

that the way that she cloned the phone was it the once the phones are Next to each other that Leanne's phone will start automatically cloning whatever phone is next to her So she told her this thinking if Brandy thinks she really cloned her phone It means that Brandy had her phone right next to hers and that's the only way that could have been cloned I mean, it's like the craziest That's the craziest logic This is like I Mean this is what I fucking love this show. This is like a serious thread that we have to entertain,

like that we have to like dissect the hidden meanings of the clone phone. Why? Like, even this like late season clone phone controversy, it's just like, you take my phone Yeah, it ain't clone phone Hey take clone out

When our when our cell phones fingers touched each other a certain magic was created the only the FBI can understand I sold my own eyes. I hit in the closet bunch of bunch of stuffed animals and ate some rich pieces and watch the whole thing happen First time Drew Barrymore did coke off the floor. Oh I'm sorry that was Tiffany. Oh Tiffany miss you. Said it what needs me I'm boscling across through the sky. Never believed that I could bicycle in a sky. And now I am big with it.

I belong. I belong. A despicycle basket. I belong. I belong a desposicle basket. I belong. Okay, so she thinks, yeah, so now she's convinced her Brandy still like, because Brandy can only have you got it. Okay. So she's like, here's where I am. I'm at the point for brandy stupid. Okay, I'm here. If you don't like that word alcoholic, let me help you with another one. You're stupid. Okay, I can't. I can't anymore. Can't. Oh, it was so funny.

Technically, you're stupid. It's two words, but that's fine. So, it was just so good. I love when someone picks up the Vicky Gumbelsal mant, like the take it taking on the mantle, is that even the right word for it? Now I'm like paranoid. I always get paranoid making fun of people saying the word stupid and then I say something stupid. I just, you know, appreciate someone else doing the stupid shut up.

You stupid shut up. Got it. You stupid. Stephanie hasn't called me. The Andra hasn't called me. No one's called me. The only person who's called me is actually been at it was quatch-trange He did it with his finger And of course by ET I mean Eric toberts not speaking fused with Eric Roberts the brother of Julia Roberts Okay, everyone just stop asking questions. All right. So he's actually a clone.

I'm going to walk into that party. I'm going to say, you know what? Hey, y'all remember that sweetly and y'all know. Well, see it home banging the shit out of that Tibetan amygdala bowl and bitchly and showed up to kick your ass I was like, yes, please. I'm ready for that This is like in Twin Peaks when we sat through like the latest season when we sat through an entire season of watching Agent Cooper be like a comatose you're like when like we've been watching for like 18 hours, when do we actually get to see Agent Cooper in this reboot? When, when does this happen? I'm like, it's happening. It's happening.

Hey, it's coming. And here she comes, you know, through the, through the chevron black and white tiles. Yeah, it's more. Yeah, she finally makes her way out of the black lodge and it's like, let's do this. She's like, I was looking for Laura Palmer for years, founder. She's a bitch. Turns out I was in this weird waiting room talking to a tree that had a brain on its head.

Said, Hey, hey, Joe realized that Bob spilled backwards is also Bob. I mean, I can't. You ever meet someone named Judy turns out she's pretty swell. Yeah, we meet someone named Judy turns out she's pretty swell So she's like Sue I'm gonna kick their ass so you're bringing court and cameras like no He's afraid they're gonna toss in fat parties were never really his thing These they instead sing a keg stand, they used to call it a court stand.

They just enhanced it on the shoulders. All right, you have time for a cocktail while we talk about how to confront Brandy about being a drunk. Good. Now, the last thing I want is to deal with her drunken face accusing Rich of living a separate life for me. So anyway, let's get drunk right now and talk about how Rich can be out of town for the season now like party, okay?

So it's the day of the party and Brandy shows up in her waterburger cheer costume. I feel like the umpteenth time. And Steph has made a whole bunch of jello shots and stuff and they're like, you know, they're getting ready, but of course Brandy is talking about Leanne and she's like, there's only so many times I can forgive Leanne and move on and just talk out of it. It's like the usual stuff. Yeah. No, but this is perfect because she goes, obviously, I can't take her seriously because of Cameron's voicemail. And now it's all a joke. And then they show her on the, or cam, they show seriously because of Cameron's voicemail. And now it's all a joke.

And then they show her on the, or, yeah, they show a clip of Cameron calling her and going, hey, Brandi, it's Cameron. I just found out that the cloning is actually not true. It was a joke. I'm just like imagining like a live studio audience like J during, it's like the Moripovic show. Well, we have the results. You are not the clone.

Someone throws a chair at Brandy's head. So she's like, it's a threat, it's a lie, it's a joke. I'm like, yes, right. So now you're mad that Leanne didn't clone your phone that she was joking about, cloning your phone. Like that's literally your finale mad. Well, I mean, Larry, it just, it's, I think whether you're a brandy fan or not a brandy fan, you have to be just totally abused that this absolutely ridiculous, like out of left field, Absolutely ridiculous like out of left field

Like claim that Brandi magically like on that Leanne magically clone a phone With space age technology that has not been made available to the rest of the US population I just kept I just I just ran to fly right now while talking but while she's Miy's speaking of movies from a long time ago. But the fact that like Brandy, like that she comes up with this, this such a far-fetched thing and then Brandy, it like, it, like, it takes purchase and Brandy's brain and she goes, so nuts about it. Like, it is the most amazing thing. It is the most amazing.

And also her ability to just forgive her own bitchiness every single time she goes, calling you a wicked bitch, which that's a joke. Threatening to clone someone's phone isn't and Cam knows that. So now you're mad that Cam told you that it was a joke. What what is going on? See, I feel like if someone said to me like, guess what, I just cloned your phone. I'd be like, going on. See, I feel like if someone said to me like, guess what, I just cloned your phone. I'll be like, okay. At first of all, I might like Google, be like, can you do that?

And then I'll be like, you can't do that. So what's it like? She's crazy. And then I'm like, laugh about it, because it's so crazy. In fact, season one Brandy would have laughed at it, but not season three Brandy. Just with it like, you cray, you cray, but instead the fact that like like she thinks this is a bigger offense and calling someone a wicked bitch Which is not the worst thing in the world, but it's still also that's that's nastier Girl if you clean my phone, I say don't forget to call your mother

You know what I mean like she'll kill me if I don't call you better call her Just look up ronda call it do whatever the hell else you want like what are you gonna do read all my Comment threads on Macroom. Yeah. Enjoy playing Dragon Quest 8 on your clone version of my phone. Yeah, I have fun with that Mario jumps. And like the free, the free sad porn on the internet. Like have fun.

Yeah, enjoy that. Yeah, so Stephanie's like, well, Camp does take up from me over anything she says. And sometimes that's not being a good friend. It's being a good doormat. And then Brandy like steps on her head. Like sorry, I was just trying to get over there to that foam pit. One of the classic maneuvers in this show is to cue someone of manipulating someone else.

I think we've been seeing it all season long, right? Because it's even it's hard to even go back, but there was the thing that Brandi is manipulating D'Andre. But then there was another accusation that Brandi was manipulating Cameron. What's that earlier in the season that there was an accusation that Brandi was trying to manipulate Cameron?

Or there was, I mean, I can't even keep track. All season long. All season long. Brandi's trying to manipulate D'Andre. And D'Andre is trying to manipulate Brandandra. And Dandra is trying to manipulate brand. Because there was a thing at the spa day, remember where it's like, like, so and so, said that you were trying to manipulate so and so.

Like, it was all season long. It's like all about accusations of someone else manipulating someone else, which is just a way to get the manipulated person's ego crushed so that they act up. So now, the latest one is Brandy saying that Cameron has been manipulated by Leanne, which may very well be true, by the way, but this is going to be her. This is going to, this is her like last, this is what she's going to go into finale with.

Like I'm going to turn Cameron into this. Yeah, but manipulating her to do what? That's the thing. Like she hasn't done anything. Like no one's doing anything. Like this old Brandi is literally mad because someone said she cloned her phone and then was joking about it. That's what she's mad about right now. Like there's what is the manipulation? Cameron's been manipulated into falsifying cloning records. I think that's what it is. And Cameron went behind Leanne's back to call you and tell you is the jokes you'd stop worrying. So how is that being? How does it the manipulation? The manipulation is that Cameron is defending Leanne no matter what Leanne does no matter what horrific cloning rumors she's going to spot Cameron

Defensor and that's where Brandy sees manipulation but then they could just say the same thing about any of these people you know do you hear that honking? I'm really sorry. I do. I was going to ask you what that is. It's a clone. It's a clone. A clone. Clone. Come on. A long clone. Where we're going, we don't need any roads or clones.

Well, during all this drama, they're getting like so serious. And then I look at Stephanie shirt for the first time and it's Harvard spelled wrong Yeah, I know that's hard Harvard community college, which is probably a real place Probably and no matter what happens on the show I really love Stephanie. Yeah, I actually Have a lot of negative towards her friend, but I really love Stephanie I think this is a phenomenal cast I think they all play a role really well and they, and what's good is that the drama

comes from shifting friendships and alliances and the friction that that causes. I think, I think like, I want every single one of them to come back and I want it, like, I just, they're great. I actually, I like them all, even Brandy, even when, like, I talk shit about Brandy, but I still enjoy her and I love it. I love this show. So anyway, we then go over to Cameron's house where Lian is showed up because they're getting ready to go to the big frat party and Cameron's like hi girl, I'm not quite ready yet. I'm gonna go dump my hair in a bathtub and I was wondering if you'd help me wash it

Oh, hell no Lance looking at her like I mean I'm familiar with bobbin for apples, but bobbin with shampoo Are you sure you want me to duck your you want me to dunk your head on purpose? That's what I used to get done to me when I came up five minutes late. All right, where's your bag of granny Smith? We want to put those in the tub all said. She's like, nope, I don't want to watch your hair, but I will let you stand there while I throw rings around your head. You mind if I take a water gun and shoot at your head and make my horse go faster? Keep your mouth open. I want to see if my balloon will feel.

Well, shoot this water in your head and steady string. Why are you throwing ping pong balls at me? Just trying to get in the mouth. So she's like Cameron has some apprehension about this frapparty and especially the foam pit. She's like, I was always told not to go to film parties because they have a lot of disease and it's really gross and dirty. I love when she does that.

It's like it was dirty. It just purses her lips and shakes her head. Yeah. Um, so let's see. She's like home man. I was like, oh you go to that for them to do that. Oh, what was that? She got so excited. Gamers like, aren't going to sure from Clueless from Clueless. So she said and lands like, oh, you've never been back in match and jacket. Where'd you go? I want to go there.

I'm going to be, I'm jealous. We can go to twins. Where'd you find this? She goes, um, the dollist, ref shot. Well, we'll be, we'll be dual shares, sharing share alike, get it, get it. Now if you'll just, just share your phone to my aunt cloud. I'm just kidding.

Rolling where the home is. Hey, movie growth makes sense right now. I'll be Brittany Murphy. Wait a minute. So she's like, I think I should go buy this outfit while you dunk dunk your head and try and get an apple. Your first apples are always the hardest. Remember that. Okay, Luke Skywalker. Do you have a you you have a, you have a safety word in case those apples get to be too much while I'm gone? My safety word used to be out of town, man. All right, I'm gonna go to the vintage shop

while you get changed, but in the meantime, I'll leave my clone of me here. So if you need any assistance, she'll be here for you. So she goes to get and camera's like, well, I have to wash my hair. So Kerry is over her. Now it's just everybody getting ready. Yeah, I get dressed and then they play the real house was of Atlanta violin music. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun like Supreme, I feel like is like not her demographic. I don't think that's like a deandress

to her. Yeah, I don't know. I used to work right next to a Supreme and wow, all the people lining up for their $500 tennis shoes. So I was like, these kids, yeah, gotta can't wait to him. I've had to come out. Okay. So she's, yeah, she's super me. And then she's yeah, she's super me and then she's like, oh Jeremy, here we go. As a day on our way to a party. What should we do? My girl. Now it's called mother. Hi mother. It's me. I'm going to a fat party. Will that sound like so much fun? That's going to be so much fun, Dan.

Dan is still in a snit because last week when she went to Leanne's fashion show and she says, even if we were fun, I'm gonna come to support other women in business and it's very important for me to do that. And you know what? Like I'm gonna be here no matter what, hell or hot, whatever. And Leanne's like, well if we were fun, I just wouldn't invite you. And she's like, I can't believe that she would say that. I'm like, you know what? The Andro. I mean, not to poke any holes in what you've been preaching, but you just were telling us that you're sick of the lies, lies, lies, lies, lies.

And Leanne was actually like just very upfront with you right there. She's like, yeah. She's just like, if we weren't talking, I wouldn't have invited you. And by the way, which we, I think they showed us this clip to be tricky because Deandra totally lies about it later. And also shade. which we I think they showed us this clip to be tricky because

Deandra totally lies about it later and also shade and the other thing is I can totally imagine Deandra making that same joke Which is like well if we're fatty. I wouldn't invite you You know like I could totally see Deandra making that joke Yeah, I don't know. It's just that it's reaching nasty. It's reaching. Yeah, this is a big This is a big Deandra reach and she doesn't really get anything off the tree I was really no apples and I would give her that maybe it was loaded But I don't think it like she's making it sound like it was what was loaded She was saying well, I just wouldn't have invited you. I mean they've been bitchy together, but it's not really It's also just a stupid little thing

But you know at the same time when Deandra said that thing, like I come, she was basically saying, I'm a good friend, I come to her, I'm a good friend, and Leanne's basically saying like, yeah, and I like, and if we were fighting, I wouldn't have invited you, but we're not fighting because we're in a good place to our friendship, so I invited you. I was like, uh, messed up.

Yeah, what are you gonna do? And De's advice, she's like, well, if the friendship doesn't work honey for all parties involved It's sort of like when you were born you refuse to have a relationship of taste. What am I gonna do? Send you the couples canceling no Let's walk around with with leather jackets will slit something for no reason Anyway, I'm gonna try out this snow algae. You've been talking about see how this ridiculousness works out

this no algae you've been talking about. See how this ridiculousness works out. So now let's go to Leanne and Cameron again. So Cameron comes out and say, I guess I'm gonna go to the front pretty. What? No, it's here. Oh my gosh. She comes out and Leanne drives up.

And she's in the exact same outfit, except Leanne has added new leggings. And then, Moon Ribbon Hair, which is really weird. same outfit except Leanne has added new leggings and then Bullewn ribbon hair. It's like a share went to like a terrible rave and that's not come down from her Molly yet. It's like someone thought Leanne was just a bunch of balloons and they tied like tons of ribbons around her and then tried to make her float away that she didn't. It's like she just like walked through a cavern of silly stream.

And she's like, well, too late to get it out. Let's just rock it. So they are for turning role. So they get in the car and start eating hard candies out of the cup holder, which is really, it's like, wow, is this what rich people do? They're like, hmm. So what you think about I was like, please stop eating hard candies. You're both eating you're both eating hard candies very loudly

Yeah, could you please put the toffee-fayoway for a second? That's how the toffee-fayard I feel like it's hard. I don't really know what toffee-fay is I just every time I see in the store. I'm like, oh toffee-fay. How are you doing today? Has toffee real? I feel like, Oh, Tuffy Faye, how are you doing today? Mm-hmm. Has Tuffy real? Mm-hmm. I feel like Tuffy Faye works for D. Hey, have you met my new executive assistant, Tuffy Faye?

She's replacing J&A after that horrible steam roller accident with the L-22 glaciers. Hey, Tuffy Faye, what are we doing on that order of ketchup? Gotta make some tomato soup tonight and we are getting behind schedule. Anyway, so what I like when they're driving, by the way if you notice that our audio quality is something like significantly better, it's because the lots went out in Georgia, aka Ronnie's house.

They did, like three times today. You know what, we're all keep just keeping shit on my head, you think I care? And then I've tried to call a lift and I didn't even have service in the house with my phone because Team Bubble still sucks dick. Just like I said in the beginning of this podcast, you see how it all comes full circle being? Yeah, so we had to do the ultimate sacrifice, which is that Ronnie actually had to make

the one mile trek over to my apartment. And now we're in person. That's hard, I couldn't even do it on my best, because it's raining outside. I know, how did you get here? Yeah, the episode's costing me a lot of goddamn money. Right. I think I'm babysitting Ronnie.

You know how much I hate babysitting him. Anyway, I'm glad you're here and you're not dressed like a cheerleader. Me too, we're both wearing baby blue shirts. I know, except mine says, it's about Tom. It's from the Velvet Hammer, I believe. Yeah, and mine says Old Navy on the back. A different type of Velvet Hammer, if you know what I'm saying, girls, doesn't make from the velvet hammer I believe. Yeah, and mine says, Old Navy on the cover on the bag. A different type of velvet hammer if you know what I'm saying, girls.

Doesn't make sense, but I'll say it this way anyway. Old Navy fake girls. Yeah. So, so, so, so, Leon and I Cameron are driving over and Cameron's like, so, like one of them says that they heard that brand, Leon says that she heard that Brandy's dress like a cheerleader for the party. And Cameron's like, oh, she never stops talking about being a cheerleader.

I love her, but when does it end? She goes, there is so much more to that girl than being a cheerleader. And Leanne goes, is there? I'm not sure that there is at this point. I just like when she says, when does it end as if it's like people usually say that about genocide You know like like these killings this murder when does it end? The cheerleading outfits when does it and probably what Carrie would have said if she was like there for the genocide like the I mean a major genocide She'd be like, but when do people start talking about being cheerleader?

That's a real question. It's a major genocide. It should be like, but when do people start talking about being cheerleaders? That's a real question. It's a passion genocide. So now I'm looking down at Nets. They're not writing my face. Do you want something to prop it up? No, because look, I have this little case and folded under it, and then it's propped up. Yeah, Ronnie has to get used to it, different work environment. Watching him.

He's putting stuff in. So deaf. He's lifting up his do would you like to use my hospital administration board game to help prop up? Look look at the hospital use something called Apple cover look. I'm showing him the hospital game. It's right Hey girls welcome to the healthy iron hospital TV show from the 70s. I guess on purpose, hey. Don't miss a beat That's what it's called the musical hospital. Don't miss a beat Oh, it's color Richards in this. Oh, no, she's not oh guess what I tell today But I didn't change the rotation on the app. Be careful with the cable your your messing. Oh, you know what guess what? For crying out cracker. I'm just gonna read it like this. I'm gonna be a man.

No, I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna be a man of read it flat. I'm seeing if there's just the explaining one. I'm not looking at the other one. Oh, that's okay. We never look at each other in the eye when we podcast because we're in using separate rhythms. Oh, yeah, that's true. You guys are looking super exciting.

Okay, so people start showing up at the party. And it's like, we see beer pong, we see the phone machine going, we see all that fun stuff happening, etc. And then Carrie arrives in an armored vehicle with Mark. Look, did the Roundup rumors really hurt you guys that bad that you're now arriving in armored fucking cars? That's like the president rides in that car. I know.

The look that she went for was, she's wearing a halter top or a crop top. Which one's which again? Crop top is like this or halter top is like this. Halter top is where it goes around your neck, right? And then girl, the kids are quarreling on me. All I know is that she goes, girl, back in the day, I would just like girl, where my sorority jersey, with like, I just like, cinch it, girl.

But now it's like, girl, halter top, and like, shorts, girl. I like being carried tries to be all texas to see, she's like, does, uh, did I go to frat parties in college? Does a snake drag its ass? I'm like, I don't know, I actually don't know where the ass is on the snake. Yeah, I don't either. I don't think the ass, but I don't think the snake would actually consider itself, like, I don't know, I actually don't know where the ass is on the snake. Yeah, I don't either. I don't think the ass, but I don't think the snake would actually consider itself like dragging its own ass. I think the snake's like, no, bitch, I slither.

Okay, I'm not dragging my ass. Yeah, also who calls snakes lazy? Get some respect. Yeah, the only thing that's being dragged around here is an ass puff. Get it! Oh, that was a story I used to turn max back in the day, the snake in the ass. Or the scorpion in the ass, even better. Stephanie takes a look at Carrie, and she's basically just dressed, you know, like a monster truck show to your leader if there is such a thing. And she's like, can you look like she always does? She just got converse and that's like her costume. So then like they're like all getting situated and carry guess like a she

they're by the Jell-O-Shots and she tells them are she's like have you had a Jell-O-Shot yet? And he's like is there a point? And she's like yeah you get drunk. I'm like what's the point of your giant stove? How about that? That's a better question. Why are you questioning a Jello shot? I know that the end we find out that his stove has its own Instagram.

Wow. Yeah, it's called like at sadness. I know, this was like a sad little corner of the party with Mark like, as I were up point and he's wearing, his idea of a frat party outfit is wearing chemical symbols on his t-shirt yeah we're out of cable bad the breaking bad yeah but what did his say it's like bra oh no it's fr and a t oh I got it yeah mark that's not in the spirit of Texas frat party yeah throw up on somebody like I guess maybe that's not in the spirit of Texas Frat Party. Just for it. Throw up on somebody.

I guess maybe it's in the spirit of a Harvard Frat Party if Harvard had Frats. That's the other thing. There's no Frats in Harvard. This is not what Harvard's about. Okay, this is not a Harvard Party. All right. Or an H-A-R-B-E-R-D, like Stephanie's wearing his shirt.

You know what, you know what, Animal House is based on, you know what school Animal House is based on? Motherfuckin Dartmouth, not Harvard, okay? Oh, yeah, yeah Fisty so yeah, you know a fat part easier about yeah You talk this was sad enough that marks like But then Brandy starts cheering for them and I was like hmm This is like whatever happened to baby Jane but like with no character

Whatever happened to baby cheerleader whatever happened to baby Jane, but like with no character. Whatever happened to Baby cheerleader, whatever happened to Baby Bruin anyway. Well, so the, uh, so, you know, as is the tradition for like a season finale party, like everyone comes back and what I was like really impressed with on this show is that they even brought back animal guest stars, like the kangaroo. The kangaroo. Kali Roo was back with his like creepy handler. I know they were all really excited about Kali. Yeah. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo.

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The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. The kangaroo. I keep looking at your face, I'm like, hey, what are you gonna talk about? Look at your notes. Okay, so Deandra and Jeremy come in and Deandra tells Travis, I'm so proud of you, mother, and so jealous. I really wanted to go to that program. I was like, well, you didn't, and you were still handed a business. Yeah, exactly. You have the program of L22 and Good Nights. Now, Hard Nights and Good Mornings.

Hard Nights and Good Mornings. Um, so Brian shows up. I'll be the judge of that. Brian'm not good morning. So Brian shows up. I'll be the judge of that. Brian makes a little cameo appearance in the season. Brian Brandy's husband, he like shows up in like a polo with the collar turned up or whatever. And he comes down the stairs, he's like,

hey, I'm here. And he like immediately like trips and falls down the stairs, which is so great. Brian did everything that I love Brian for because he's so awkward and like I don't love him at all So this is what he does at one point past the camera. God. I wish you guys could see me. I can see I'm doing his dance Okay, yeah, it does his fist pump dance past the camera is like Yeah, he's Ronnie's fist pumping, but like an adu she way like a douchey like a side fist pump

Where it's not not quite the masturbation signal, but it's still a fist pump like a side fist pump where it's not not quite the masturbation single but still a fist pump. Yeah, and I just imagine them in college where it's like that's the guy fuck that cheer later and now they grew up to be this. He probably wore awkward flannel in college. He didn't pop its not dressed like this at all. Really? Yeah, I'm gonna say that he wore like brown and white flannel shirts. Still like white guys like that. I mean just wear the same thing forever, right? Yeah. Like frat you get your you get your dockers and your polo shirt. I mean just wear the same thing forever, right? Yeah, like frat You get your you get your dockers and your polo shirt You just I mean that's what I'm in right now his fashion story is very simple

I think that he wore plan wore flannels in college some free t-shirts and then he like by age 24 He graduated to shiny golf shirts and has just been there since. Which is one of my least favorite things is the shiny golf shirt warrant. I hate those. Warn outside of a golf course, not even on a golf course. Yeah, you know what I mean? You're reflecting the sun, congratulations. You're reflecting it on my face.

Yeah, I got skin cancer because of my dad's stupid. Like if I get skin cancer, everyone's like, you got skin cancer? No, I don't. I'm just like in my head, I'm like mad at my dad for his golf shirt, right? I just hate a shiny golf shirt., I don't. I'm just like in my head, I'm like mad at my dad for his golf shirt, right? I just hate a shiny golf shirt. Like I don't understand the utility in it.

Like maybe it's supposed to make you like stand out so when someone doesn't hit a ball at you or something. But like, also use your eyes. It's done, right? I honestly don't, I'm waving my hand, but go away, son. Reflecting you. So Deandra, like some ends, like,

Steph, Brandon, Carrie together, because they're her new best friends and you're only besties that made me sad too. That made me your best friends. It just well maybe I didn't I wasn't said that they are her best friends but it made me sad because she was so eager to I know that feeling of like wanting to have that like new group of friends like when you're like deeply unsatisfied It was basically like me me in various stages, like high school and college or whatever, or even in pre-coming out of the closet band, I think to a certain extent, probably to this day.

Okay, you know what, I'm still like this. I haven't grown out of it. You're like, that was this morning thing. No, when you see a friend group from afar and you're just like, I wanna be friends with them and then you match, I'll actually become friends with them and you're like, oh my god, new friends and you're all excited. So I understand where Deandra is,

but I also recognize that that's like a sad thing in me. So I think it's also sort of like a sad thing for her that she's felt like she hasn't had like, girlfriends, you know? Anyway, so she's like, guess what? Ah, I'm gonna get emotional right now, but Mother, can I tell you something about Mother? Mother?

She gave me the golden ketchup. That's right. I got the company. I got the keys, I got the keys. We signed it, walked Molly, and I'll take some chips in the bag. So set that up for it now. Oh, and they're like, oh my god, wow you really the chief something

Oh, I was still my dad's car. I feel like that's like hey guys guess what I just told my dad's car Brandy's like give me an H give me an A give me an R give me a D Give me an a and Give me a D give me an a and give me an I Give me a G Give me an H. What is that spell good? Give me a T Give me give me a comma Get give me a G

Hold on that's what that spells. Give me a like, good morning! Give me a like, good morning! Even imagining her being a cheerleader, like... Give me a... Give me a... Even when she's yelling by the end of this episode, I'm like... Do you need to learn her...

Learnings or Baffram? Burr, it's cold in here. There must be some snow algae in the atmosphere. So, um, yes. So, Lee and Cameron arrive, Lee and Cameron arrive finally and Cameron, and they're dressed like crazy twins. Well, coolness, like they both look like yellow plaid. Yeah. Yeah. Like bees and, yeah, like bees and Plants like Scottish bees And cameras like oh my goodness really looks like a fur party. I First I totally pause Well, that was a clue is quote oh it was see isn't it funny that we're doing movie post today I'm not get any of these quotes. Like, why can I only remember

soap dish and the color purple? That's okay. That's the only thing that's taking me. No, that was when Cher, she is learning to drive and there's a stop sign, or maybe she gets pulled over and they're like, man, did you know there was a stop sign? She's like, I totally paused.

Oh, yeah. That makes sense in that context. So, yeah, I'm glad we cleared that up. That would have been a real egg on our face, plaid egg. So Deandra meanwhile is like, you know what? I think that Leigh Ann is manipulating Cameron because Brandy told me to think that.

Yeah. She also is the only one who calls it. Because now we do the quick cuts between what all the ladies think of this Yeah, this these twin costumes and Andrew's like well I think that Liam probably so I went home. They said I got it the exact same thing. We're gonna be twins And I was like well she does know she knows yeah Now they've I didn't know that you were about to do a keg stand to impress the person who's like more than like two decades younger than you

I would or a decade younger than you. I would have taken this more seriously, but right now you're just a sad lady. Get in line. Brandy is she's like, maybe she couldn't think of something better to wear to a college party because she didn't actually go to college. I was like, hmm, no. I think I was supposed to be shade, but it just was like, mean, yeah, it's like education education's shade guess why I didn't go to college either but it's better to not go to college and still be stuck in it you stupid water burger uniform wearing little hooker maybe maybe brandy didn't dress like someone who has a job because she's never had a job how about that how would you like it if I said how would you like it if I said

that oh now it's like a man because that was the thing that you like it if I said that? Oh now it's a good man. Oh, because that was the thing that Liam said What if I said the baby was to save her marriage? Theoretically Those guys said I never had a job. We just brandy have a job actually for real Or did she finish oh she has her But she has a fashion hurt her hard she has a fashion line good morning doc fashion line or whatever. Yeah She has a fashion line at her husband's marina that's right the marina clothes. Yeah. Yeah, no I wasn't really trying to share that I think that raising children is a full-time job

I know that because I've tried to do it for like one minute. I was like I quit You guys even walking you dog five times a day like seriously it's not even looking at a child is like give me workers comp so So anyway, so Brandy goes up to Cameron and she's like, you look so pretty and Cameron's like, thanks girl. That's not something that I would wear, but you look really pretty. Something like that. And Cara's like, it's less clueless and more single white female Like actually it's more just like clueless And the best part actually Carrie was cracking herself up

She's like the funniest thing girl is that like Cameron and Leanne were dressed like that But there was literally a 19 year old girl Dressed in the same exact outfit and they showed it. There was like a teenager But then I was like well well they kind of then nailed it But I was all I was asking that girl to be as nanny that poor girl had probably had no idea what she was dressing like So Stephanie and Leanne Stephanie I have to ask you please tell me you did not tap the cell phone please please

I was watching Cameron Povitch and she said you are not the clone but I just want to confirm for myself Here's the thing there it was it was just there was so much evidence that she had my phone I wanted her to feel the torture I felt it when I didn't have my phone the picture that I had I love that, like the torture of not, I mean it is torture when you lose your phone, but I'm just like imagining, like I lost my wall at the other day, so I went over brandy's house and said, guess what? Your wall was abducted by aliens prog to put back on the counter enjoy it Cloned Is it even a wallet? So she's like it was genuine stress so I said you know what I'm gonna get her back and Stephanie's like oh

So it was tiff or tatt and then it goes yeah, yeah. But my tatt's always gonna be bigger than you. Your tiff. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm stressing her laugh too. And I was like, the fact that she knew that coming up with this ridiculous lie would actually stress out Brandi is so hilarious to me. Like I would never think to say that to someone to stress them out, you know. I would say, I would say, you know what? I hope I'm glad I got that phone back because I actually still do have your video.

Now that's how you stress her out. I think she's saying, I wanted to stress her out because she knew that she stole my phone, which is why her phone was able to, I'm back to that stupid theory. But also if we're going to talk about that theory, Stephanie, you're doing someone also's dirty work again. And it's the same ginger as last time. And B, if Randy had stolen that phone, whatever happened to that phone, Stephanie knows

everything that happened to that phone. And she's acting like the brain isn't there. She saw nothing. She has no idea what happened to this phone. She's always with Brandy. And didn't she stay in the same room as Brandy? But also Brandy, the other thing is that even if Brandy had stolen the phone, she wouldn't be able to get into it. So like they're all like, like there's so many leaps of logic that are happening by both these women. I don't think they even understand what a cell phone is at this point. I think they're holding like kitchen sponges And they're like well out of service again When are we following

When are we following it get someplace to have some sponge service? Hey Brandy. Did you notice that you got some mac and cheese residue on your sponge? Brandy yesterday Brandy I can assure you the video is gone. I squeezed my cell phone and all the water came out of it Okay, and the video went with it so over with Brandy and Carrie and Cameron Brandy's like, I'm Cameron. Can I talk to you? It's like, and I am tro! It's my herfla I'm in

I guess I'm just a little clueless about it all. Get it, girl. So I'm not a Mexican. Can you remember that part? They kept saying she's from Mexico. Oh, yeah, I'm not a Mexican. Yeah, these little assholes. So yeah, I love clueless.

I know, such a great, great movie. What a fun trip through American. I know. I know my boyfriend likes these. My boyfriend used to live pretty much across the street from that liquor store where a share got dropped off and so every time I walked by. I know I remember that.

Oh yeah, he went there also. Yeah, I was there. I was there in a circus. I'm in some show. So, so Brandy and Cameron are talking about the phone. And meanwhile, Leanne is now transitioned from, I wanna call so much dress to like full victim mode again. She's like, I have a certain point. I can only cross so much.

And then I have to give you a dose of your own medicine and the shape of a clone rumor. Some people take medicine to look like pills. Some people take medicine to look like doffatize. They're just clones, but they work. Gwatt, well. So as Brandy talks to Cameron, this Brandy lodge, and he know I know I'm spending too much time, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no When Brandy tells you that I think you know what that is like that's how you manipulate someone you say you know I'm really grown to love you. Yeah, by the way can you do this thing for me or by the way can you tell me about this? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna love you and our relationship

It's like but I have to say it was really shocking to me. What was shocking to you? Someone didn't yell at someone you didn't like. She just, I feel like when Danielle, when, um, Dan Trich came in and told me that Leanne stole her phone, I was very upset because she didn't tell me to my face. Why would she? How many times did you scream at her and called her an asshole in front of everyone? Why would she come to you and say that to her face? And then she goes, and then she was upset because I picked her phone up at the bar like I returned it and so then it Cussed back to Leana Stephanie. Yeah, you're right. By the way, you're right because like if Leanne had said you stole my phone Brando be like this is another one of your cheap ploys something like I mean like

She's supposed to say you're mad at you have nothing to be mad at right now But I mean, I do think that brand is right. I don't think brand you stole it at all and she's I mean so yes So there like we get like lots of different versions of logic like if I I can't yeah Yeah, so they're talking and then we go back to lian and she's like listen, okay I'm not Satan. I have no rule-walking. Lachuan if I did. So many people being flames and good, including you sweet heart, burn by the burn! Stephanie's like,

hmm, hmm, hmm. So Cameron's defense is, I get both sides. Like, I get her side, but I also get your side, because if you wanted to get those picks back, I mean, I would still someone's phone if they had my naughty bits in the Baltic Sea. Yeah, and then that's when Leanne, we see Leanne's here thinking about Satan, and then Brandie

is like, she's like, no, Leanne left her phone in the bar. I wasn't even close to her. Use your brain, Cameron. And she comes like, Cameron. And you come and say, whoa. Whoa, don't say use your brain girl. Okay, I have a sparkle brain, okay? But thank you for saying don't use your brain. So I have something to be mad about for two more seasons.

I would never not use my brain, Brandi. Don't say that, don't use your brain. Don't say I have no brain, Brandi. I'll say that. No. And Brandi doesn't say I have no brain brains. Don't say that. No. And Brandy doesn't even listen. Okay, but while we're here, Brandy's like, how would I even be reasonably close enough to her

to steal her phone? Well, how are you reasonably close enough to where she was to find her phone? And how would you be reasonably close enough for her to clone your phone in the first... I mean, like, I can't. I can't. I love, like, this is, like, actually such a mind-fuck like a logic it is like so

It's like Thomas Pinchin or something. Oh So then she's like don't you use your brain and Brandon's like come on Well, then I want to see other phone if you want to bring me for being drunk and leaving her phone and blend me But they'll say you're gonna hurt me and my family. Who says they're gonna hurt you and your family? What the fuck is on your phone, like state secrets? Marina secrets. I mean, I think in Brandy's mind, when she hears Clone, she thinks of every horror movie,

where like a child goes away and comes back. It's not the real child. It's like the replace of like a demon child and it goes like, and kills the family. So she thinks her phone is gonna like, gonna come alive and get like a little butter knife and be like, like a Chuckie phone like Yeah, the clone phone is like

Phone Phone Ever since my ever since my sidekick came back, it hasn't been acting the same. Just let's just keep flipping it off. So, yeah, so Brandi just thinks that Leanne puppeteers Cameron and stuff. And she's like, I'm just done with Leanne.

She's just so extra, you know? So, Carrie just goes into her normal thing, which is like, you guys need to talk. That's what you guys need to just need to talk. Just talk guys. Just go talk. Go talk. And he's like, Cameron is officially the hands bitch.

I'm like right behind you is Stephanie fighting your battle for you. I know. So Cameron's like, Cameron's like, no, no, you know what? She thought she just thought that she used to all her phone legitly. She thought that you still have fun legitly. I'm like not at a Harvard party, please. So then Deandra joins them.

Yeah. And she's like, uh, Cameron goes, well, Dandra goes, well, anybody is not okay. Anybody, anybody is not okay. Okay, okay. Do you know what's so you're on first of all? Yeah, so then camera is like, well, I'm getting the impression that you're done with a two girl.

And she's like, I'm done with the last situation up to here. That's what I'm up to. You know what, chili connoctonate. I did. I came after her and I said, I wanted to support you in your business because we all know how much I support women in their business, right? They're like, mm-hmm girl. Well, she supports other women. For example, I just took my,

I just took my mother's right from her. She's woman. I was like, what evidence do we have that you're such a supportive woman in business? I know. She goes, and then she said, she wouldn't invite me anyway. Now, that is a lie. The lady who just came up and said she doesn't believe in lies. That is not what happened. You said you would be there no matter what, even if you were fighting, that's the part you left out. Lian said if you were fighting, she wouldn't have been fighting you in anything. Now stop, come on.

You know that's a lie. Exactly, plus also the Lian joke too. And I'm not trying to like overly defend Lian or anything like that, but I think there's sort of like, a little bit of like, acknowledgement of like, yeah, because I'm a crazy bitch like that. Like that's like saying, like I'm vindictive, you know, that's what's sort of funny, right? Like it's almost like an acknowledgement by making that joke, which we both acknowledge

is a loaded joke. It's sort of sending a message, but it's also sending a message back at the message that Dandra was sending initially. Yeah, Dandra started it with her whole richest cheating, richest cheating, why aren't they getting married, why aren't they getting married, richest cheating, richest cheating. Yeah. So especially with Deandra, you started it,

you can't get like all worried now. So now, coming back with the allegation that you're a drunk, is totally out of line two, but that said. Well, but she never said that Deandra's a drunk. She just said that when Deandra's hanging around brandy, all they do is drink, which is like, that's a big glass house statement. Since we've seen Leand drinking a lot,

but I think what she means is that Brandy is like, Brandy is basically like a teenager drinking. Well, and it's not even a bad thing. It's just that her style of drinking is to drink, and then she's giggling and snorting, and being goofy, and being like, oh my God, silly, and kind of immature, and that's a brand new thing. And so then Deandra trying to be like,

I'm like that, too, look at me, I'm fun, mother, look, I'm fun, mother. You know, I think Leanne's basically like, you're not really connecting with her because you're friends, you're connecting because when you get drunk together, you're feeling, I don't know, I shouldn't even, I shouldn't even bother even trying to understand what's going on in Leanne's head, but

stuff I think about. Scrambo Dam Dr. is like, I began to realize that I am disposable. She used me social climbing Dallas, and that's what I'm not used to anymore, that I'm giving birth to cake cuts at my butt. She's gonna jump on cameras back and climb her. And that's a tall climb. Good luck sister! Tall, awkward clam.

Full of big yellow feathers. So, I mean, that's kind of funny because Deandra saying that I'm not gonna say that's not necessarily untrue, but it also sounds kind of like something that brandy, like it sounds like it's just like she's saying brandy is thing, it's like that's what they're all like saying. And you're trying what tree did you climb to give on the housewives show?

Your best friend was on this show in the star of this show, climb. So then Stephanie back with Leanne, it's like, I think you guys should talk. I don't, I truly don't think she saw your phone, but like I wanna say that in front of her so that she doesn't yell at me for not sticking up for her. So we should probably go over there She's like, well, I don't want to ruin your party, but I will say this. I do think she stole it

But just because of the video like you have a naked video of me and I won't shit on you. I get it I get you know, but you have to talk. I don't want to ruin your party Well, Brian's already sucking on Travis's nipple and a phone pick So I don't want to ruin your party. Well, Brian's already sucking on Travis' nipple and a phone pick. So, disease. So, my favorite part about this is that Stephanie's like, you guys need to talk. You guys need to talk. OK, fine.

And then they turn around. And we see that both these conversations cutting back and forth are taking place, like, six inches from each other. Yeah, I think it was coming right at the same time. Like, I thought it was like an opposite ends with this thing. And it's just like, all right, I'll talk. And she's like, turns. OK, I got something to say the same time like I thought it was like on opposite ends with this thing And it's just like all right all talk and she's like turns okay I got something to say it's like wait Deandra's been there this Deandra Brandy have been standing right next to Leander

All of this and they've been all talking shit about each other like I'm the man. I've got this like Travel coffee mug. It's like a gallon that she's drinking champagne out of so you can just see her getting more and more Matt and it's pink you know, so she's like a gallon that she's drinking champagne out of. So you can just see her getting more and more mad and it's pink. You know, so she's like, probably says like Cameron on it. So Leanne's like, now Brandy, I felt like you stole my phone because you thought I still had images of the Baltic Sea on it. Which I was like, just that, if you just listen to that phrase, that sentence in a vacuum, that is hilarious. You were afraid of the Baltic Sea images. I never want to be reminded of the Baltic Sea again.

And Brandy tells us, out of respect for Stephanie and her home, I agreed to talk to Lee-Han. I'm like, out of respect for your friend, you agreed to scream at somebody in her home for a party. Yeah. What kind of sense does this mean? So the Stephanie jumps in, she's like,

I said that I felt like she felt like you took her phone, but I didn't believe it. Okay, you two go. Yeah. So then Brandy's like, you think I would try and hide your phone by showing up to your door and handing it to you? Yeah, after you already tried to look through it.

I mean, she does have a point, which is that she would like, I mean, on the one hand, it's like, well, maybe she would like leave it like with a front desk or something like be like, I found, on the one hand, it's like, well, maybe she would like leave it like with a, with a front desk or something like that. I don't know what it is, but then she's probably thinking, but then Leanne's probably thinking, oh, she would want me to think that that's what she would have done if she had stolen it.

So she's doing the double thing, so she's acting like, cause like someone who wouldn't steal a phone, wouldn't hand it to them, but I know she's doing that together, but the fact that she would, I'm like, oh my god, and then Leanne's answer answer is I think you handed it to me because you knew that I would use my my phone and it would be with you in the next room like well why didn't he use that you can go to iCloud on anybody's phone or

computer anywhere you are so why didn't she use that why would she so confused and looking for it the whole day well I logged on to clone dot net and I was like where are you and it said I'm right here mother and I for it the whole day. Well, I logged on to clone.net and I was like, where are you? And it said, I'm right here, mother, and I found it. You know I'd be on iClone.com. So I guess so now they're sorry, the zero trust. The zero trust between them, dot, dot, dot, dot,

and Brandy's like, the difference is that I don't lie. And Leanne goes, what do I love about? What do I love? And everyone's like, um, they're clone. Remember the whole clone? It's just a secluded clone to fun. It's like, oh, that was funny. That was a joke, not a lie.

And then, Leanne goes, you called me the wicked witch of the West. And I went into my bed and I cried. I cried. The family goes, I don't say the West. That was, that was actually legitimately, I think, my funniest thing that brand you said all season. I never said that. She's like, no, we're not going to confine you just

to one region. You're all of us. So then, Brandon's like, but you call me an alcoholic. So here we go again. I mean, I guess it's a finale, so it's like the greatest hit. So she's like, you call me an alcoholic. I'll never say that. Look at that. I mean, I guess it's a finale so it's like the greatest hit. Yeah, he's like he got me an uncle It's like I never said Yeah, never said that and she's like, um, and carry goes yeah, well

You definitely for it. Oh Well and furring is a completely different thing So for instance if I were to say your husband Mark seems to enjoy the If I were to say, your husband Mork seems to enjoy the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I next kids of day. And another thing, Lee Ann, you told me I should sign that contract then my mother gives me and guess what? All I got was a jug of guacamole out of it not a company. Thank you so much, Lee Ann. And then, Randy out of nowhere. Do you think you're better than the rest of us? You do. You think you're better than everyone. Okay. So far today, you've made fun of her for being old, Hagi and

Uneducated. Yeah over the course of the seasons. You've also added port of that list. So who the fuck you talking to lady? Yeah, at this point she's obviously drunk and so she's all fired up and she's I don't know She like talked herself up to that level where she's like Getting it so she's going crazy anyway. Yeah, so she's, yeah, she's like, you think you're better than the rest of us, which I don't even understand. So Leigh-in goes, no, and that is your problem, finger poke, finger poke, finger poke, right on her chest. Yeah, so what you can't do,

that is to get a cool contact. Especially since Leigh-in was the one who got so mad at Deandra for doing the same thing to her in Denmark. Yep. So then Brandy's like, whoa, who touched you? Who touched you? Which is like kind of proving that that's what she was and then she goes, you get the fuck out, I have no trousers for 20, I can't get out! And then she goes, oh, okay, and then she backs her to the side of this face, like a halt. Like, you can't see Ryan and I were doing it, but like, this is like the audio representation

of that look. And then she goes, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm like a halt like you can't see Ryan and I were doing it But like this is what it this is like the audio representation of that look Or if you'd prefer in a musical context Yeah, I was song from heart. Any music video from heart. It still looked that they gave that. It was definitely like a 1920s theater version of a snicker sneak, like a knife fight, like where the two people walk in a circle with a knife, like, they're gonna jad a car. I'm just gonna smash the mirror, like, s**t.

And scary's like, stop it, stop it, girl, stop it, stop it, girl, stop it, girl, stop, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Just tomorrow's episode. Yeah. Cow Batchin. So then, uh, so then Leanne, like, goes over to a table, like a bunch of sunglasses on it. And, uh, she's just sitting at the table alone while Brandy and Stephanie, like, run away, like, pretty much Leanne's there, be like, doing like the ring in the corner, you know, and like, everyone else is consoling Brandy. And then Leanne just, and then she goes, grab bitch, act like, yo like yo shit don't hurt when I Being mother fucking victim. That's what you crave for yourself. Bull shit. Well, she's like Yeah, so I'm from those streets. Yeah, she's trying to be tough. She's like Hey, my

Rob being mother fucking victim that you created for your sense. Yeah, she starts like wrapping over there by herself And then Brandy starts crying to some random she's like I Yeah, so then carry in Cameron join the end and then like don't ask like girl You can't ask her later. You can't escalate it and lands just like get Joe. This is bullshit mother fuck a bullshit that she just like get Joe. This is bullshit. What a fuck a bullshit That she just like Flings yourself down onto the lawn and full crucifix position. Yeah, she goes from she goes from crop bitch act like you shit Don't hurt to the face. I have it all I tried I thought I belong go because they really hope steep me up and put me on Altered please god damn me what you do. I can't hear you I belong go cuz they rule of hopes keep me up and put me on the altar

Please God down me what to do. I can't hear you God You fucking left me like I like this how everybody prays. Oh you there God. It's me Leanne no, no don't run away. I'm not hope I'm unarmed. It's like the garden. It's like Jesus putting the desert for 40 days or whatever. It's like, God, are you there? It's like Jesus, why are you wearing ribbons in your hair? Why are you dressed like Sarah from Clueless? Okay. So, Cari's like, you know, she has her full eyes

are bulging right now. She's like, yeah, I think that Brandi was trying to fire up Leigh-Anne. That's what I think. Yeah. That's why I think. Yeah. That's what I think. Meanwhile Liam's throwing a fit on the ground, so Carrie just pours her drink out on the lawn

and throws the cup at the end. And Cameron's like, you're a great person, and you're wonderful, and you're like a great fake share, where I'm the real share. Yeah, you're really a great Britney Murphy to my show. Yeah. Yeah, where's the global great Britney Murphy to my shirt. Yeah, girl. Yeah, where's the global pet expo for your shareiness? A global share expo.

Global share expo, the stomp to share, but so she's like, yeah, I've got to give you credit, girl. New New Share Armor and you stayed cool for the most part. Step for that little part of almost physical violence? Yeah. So then Stephanie is talking with Brandy, and she's like, I'm just gonna go check on the hand really quickly because like, you know, things, and so she goes off and Brandy is like,

well, I mean, I don't understand why she's checking on the hand because I am like her best friend, but that's not me. I don't even think she, she doesn't deserve Stephanie as a friend. I'll shut up. You're the one who betrayed Stephanie last year. You little A whole. And then Stephanie goes over to Leanne.

And they're like, she started it. She started it. I was like, oh my god. So Stephanie goes over and she's like, oh sorry, but she asked me to leave. You already have. I will leave. She's like, oh sorry, but she asked me to leave your party. I will leave if you want me to have already packed up about 19 pairs of these free sunglasses and the purse. I'm already called the cathedral of the hope

to send their shuttle over. I mean, it may not be the most fun bus in the world, but I know there's gonna be a bullet con to drop off the property because where there's hope, there's hope. So, by the way, for anybody who doesn't get that reference, we have a gay trolley in West Hollywood, and when you get on it, it takes you to all the gay parts, and there's like a big jar of content so that you can get back. You're welcome, sitting up. So then, Deandra's like, just saying, like, that was like the old Lee Ann coming out. Okay, like that was crazy.

That like snarl and they do like a flashback from like two minutes ago of like Lee Ann, like close up on her face, like her like her lip twitching. Like, yeah, she's like, did you see when she's sitting back? And did that whole personality change? It's got her name. Like, okay, you're out. She's like, you know what? Right now, I'm just more interested in Randy's like hardness and fun. Okay, you're out. She's like, you know what?

Right now, I'm just more interested in Brandy's like hardness and fun. Okay, and I was like, I was actually like, thank you for finally being honest, because like really what you could have just summed up as saying is like, I love Leann, but there's always so much drama and Brandy's just fun. I just wanna hang out with Brandy,

but you sound, like people sound, they're like afraid to say that cause they sound shallow. She said young in there. She said, I'm interested in Brandy's young fun life instead of this Don't We're in place Leanne leaves in you've heard like every episode and you wore a funeral hat from like the depression era to have like a Fight scene on a park bench where you accused Lee on his butt of cheating on you're also like wearing car wash

Like flappy things for your outfit, which is not young and fun You know what makes me crazy about this show that I can get so mad at people like Deandra and still be like, well I have less tomorrow. Like I love her on this show. No I love Deandra. I love it. Again I really like her. I just think that like I feel like she should have just been up front.

This has all come down what I said earlier on in the season. This is like a sidekick and a master situation and basically Deandra is like She wants to move on to a different group of friends because they're just more fun to her and like instead of just being up front about that It was like this whole thing and it just the emotions and Liam was on Watch what happens live after with Melissa Gorka. I mean what is that? It's like a special circle of hell that you have to be playing. I'm on display. I'm on display. And one of the questions from like Matilda and you know,

Master's in New Jersey or whatever, was like, hey, Leanne, what about that? Who's the Queen Bee fight? And Leanne was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, where are we going? But I mean, obviously, Leanne is still the queen of the show. I'm sorry, everyone. Like, it's Leanne. The show is on the air because of Leanne Rock. She's just in case you're a physical woman.

So now we start to get our end of the season updates. So Deandra still has the company, and she still has $200 in her bank account, and she has not talked to Leanne since the part mother. And then they just keep showing them in the phone pit bouncing around in this bouncy house and Leanne keeps pushing everybody away to go. What you're about to go through at the reunion, okay? And then Carrie, I didn't write them exactly down.

I did. It was something like Carrie's innovations, don't I? Um, but the exterior of the house was built in inch off center. So they had to do the whole thing. Girl, Mark Stave has his own instate account, but he keeps escaping because there's a glory hole on the side. Go follow it at at I'm a stove girl. I know the buns who did it. Cameron finally found a distributor, but no business partner or so instead she's

like focusing on making a sparkle dog spray that with a real glitter that you can eat. I don't understand that. I don't either. And Liam is just pushing people and then it says, uh, what does she have? Her wedding date is on April 27th and they're gonna have a dessert table that's cops and corny themed with cotton candy and donuts. Oh my god.

Cops, corny. Goat and corny's, Dancer will won't be the maid of all. As far as we know. That's not on Travis' kiss and whatever. So Stephanie's is like, Stephanie survived her month away from Travis, but he's going away again in February and she'll have to do it again. I was like, oh Okay, and then Leanne it's they've they're all wet now and I'm just thinking Leanne must stink. She's wearing clothes

Fresh from the thrift store. You know that smell Plenty of thrift stores. I built plenty of those clothes. You don't wear that straight out of the store and then go into wet Plenty of those clothes. You don't wear that straight out of the store and then go into wet Let's disgusting as if she's just like this wet shaggy dog in her balloon like her balloon ribbons are just all wet and clinging to her shirt And she's like oh Janine Lee You came in camera's like you know what I've learned about myself My instincts are spot on Except about business and husbands.

Like you just gave up your business last episode. I know, Celine's like, genuinely, Cameron, you are my rock. And as such, I would like to sharpen my knife against you, excuse me in one second. Ow, ow, ow, ow, girl, go, go, go, go, go. Uh, and then the last thing is that brandy, the Bruin is legally a Redmond and um, he says excuse me when he farts, which he does a lot. He guys, ah, I love this show. So fun.

I'm flummoxed. I am flummoxed. I'm flummoxed. Prismicated. I'm just... Fomi. Flamest. Prisnicated. I'm just... foamy. So we will be back Maniana, which is tomorrow in English. That's tomorrow. For real house-sized

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