Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta

Episode Date: October 13, 2019

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We love you guys. My God, we are so excited to be back here. Oh, my God. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? I wonder where that breeze was coming from. We are so excited to be back here. Who here was at our last show here last year? Oh, my God. Yeah. That was amazing. It is so cool to be back here on Gay Pride. Wow, you guys have, you know, congrats.

You chose us over Kesha. So we thank you. Thank you. No shade to Kesha. So we thank you. Thank you. No shade to Kesha, but we thank you for coming to see us. Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, and I came out like 20 times. I just walked everywhere like, I'm gay. They're like, sir, we know.

We figured, okay. Oh my goodness. Yeah, this is going to be a very exciting night for us. We're doing a doubleheader. We're starting with Real Housewives of Dallas at 7 o'clock right now. And hopefully a bunch of you guys are going to stick around for the second show where we're doing some Real Housewives of New York.

And we are really excited about this one. Real Housewives of Dallas. You don't know how hard it's been on me. You don't know. It's so been on me. You don't know. This is the most difficult lingerie party I've ever been to. Not a roast.

So, but we were all over Atlanta today. We made the most of it because, unlike last year, we did not get wasted at swinging Richards until 4 in the morning. So we actually had some energy today. Yeah, I showed up here last time with bruises on my face from just being slapped in the face. It's true. I mean, it was nice going back to Los Angeles with polite strippers. I know. They'll just fan you.

They'll helicopter it for you or whatever. But you don't hurt yourself. Ow! Ow! David. David. just fan you. They'll helicopter it for you or whatever, but you don't hurt yourself. Ow! Ow! David! David! Kelly, Todd, hit me with a dildo! Oh, it was a stripper!

Ow! You are trash, girl. Trash. So we went to the aquarium, first and foremost. Great aquarium. And of course we missed Gay Pride Night at the aquarium. That was last night. This morning there were just tired,

exhausted twinks would throw up all over themselves just like lying in front of the whale cage, you know. I saw a pool of vomit outside the aquarium. I had like dried up and I was like, someone threw up at the aquarium. You haven't lived until you get

fucked up in front of a goldfish. Oh, you know what? You guys have a goldfish in your aquarium. Thank you for representing the little people. I was like, you go, goldfish. We've got beluga whales and a goldfish. We annoyed everyone in that aquarium because we just were going up to every single tank and adding brava voices to every fish.

You're a dork. You're a dorkfish brava voices to every fish. You're a dork. You're a dork fish. You're a dork. You're a dork. That's what you are. But then after the aquarium, we did something. I don't know if anyone watched our Instagram, but we did something very important after the aquarium.

We went to the old lady gang. Okay. Now, first off, you know, Ben is usually... Ben's had a weird trip because normally he's the first one on yelp like here's where we're going the uber's coming at this time and this time i was looking on yeah it's been it's been kind of an upside down also i love the hotel which is also crazy i never know so um i looked at the yelp and there's a restaurant here it's a middle eastern restaurant called Aviva by Camille. I mean, this town is built for us.

I mean, in case you need a lamer Aviva, it's built by Camille this time. It's like Camille's version of Aviva. You walk into the restaurant, and as you're ordering, the waiter just goes, Calm down! Let's go take a

panic! Every time someone walks in, they're like, welcome, Ben. Like a big flyer over there. Flyer. What am I trying to say? A banner. You could have at least had a banner for me that said, welcome Aviva. We would have a daily special, but it's just so pernicious.

Guys, on this side, so sorry about my butt crack. My butt crack all day long has been coming out to play. Do you see it? He had to apologize to a manta ray. What'd you say? Nothing. So yeah, we were going to go to Aviva

by Camille. I was like, what's more perfect? And he's like, what's more perfect? The old lady gang might be more perfect. I mean, we're in Atlanta. And it was. So we went to the old lady gang. Who here has actually been to the old lady gang?

Okay. So that's like the sir of Atlanta, right? It is, where the locals are embarrassed to say they go. That's just like where we live. So we get there. Okay. So there's like, you know, it's like it's a two-story restaurant. And it's basically the top story.

It's like nice and light and bright. And most of the tables were filled. And we get in and we're like, hi, a table for two, please. And they're like, great. That'll be 90 minutes. Get over yourself, old lady gang, okay? That's like trying to line people up outside of the club that nobody's inside, you know? And they're like, sorry, wait in line. No, old lady gang. So then I go on to open table and there's a reservation for two in five minutes.

So I book it and I go back. He's smart. He's very smart. Well, because, yeah, I was just like, well, someone came in and said they had reservations. I was like, reservations, eh? And so then I go, I'm like, actually, we have a reservation now. They're like, oh, okay, we'll seat you now. So I chopped 90 minutes off the wait time. So they took us down into the... But she did act like she got caught, too.

Because Ben was like, actually, we now have reservations in five minutes. And she went, oh. I basically turned into Shannon Medora. I'm like, I was looking at the app, and apparently you have an opening, and I don't know, I'm having 30 to 40 negative thoughts about 90-minute waits, so. So we go downstairs.

Now, I'm always scared to say the word dungeon around candy, but first of all, the entire restaurant has, like, dark, dank carpeting that it's like not chic well only the downstairs no the upstairs had a two i noticed on the way on how am i the positive one leaving a restaurant i know i mean at first ben was like it was okay and then by the end he's like and the silverware was thin i was like there was cheap silverware it's upside down world i'm like everything was great. Loved it.

Oh God, wasn't that a great painting of Todd? What a hero. There was a painting of Todd. So we went downstairs. I'm not saying this to be funny because we're here on stage.

It did sort of smell like my fraternity basement. Which I kind of was nostalgic for me. And then it was just like dark. All the tables were like uneven and wobbly. There he goes, you see?

Just let him go. He's like, and the silverware, and then that napkin. How dare this place? Well, I'm just trying to give an honest review, like the full old lady gang experience. So we ordered. I like the pictures on the wall. It's like Aunt Bertha with a spatula.

She's like. Mama Joyce is like very scary. It's like Aunt Bertha with a spatula. She's like. Mama Joyce. It's like very scary. You feel like you have to like it just because like her face is there. Yeah, because she'll kick your ass if you don't like it. We had a great server. She was awesome. And then she was like, just so you know, the food's going to take a while.

The kitchen's really slow. Yeah, she goes. Yeah, Danica. She was amazing. She's like. Derica. She's like, yeah, just to warn you, it's going to take a really long time.

And we're like, okay. And so we just sat there and then she came back. She's like, just to warn you, there's like five or six tables in front of you. So we were hanging out there. So I was really expecting the worst, but actually, so I got, the thing that I ordered was Riley's Shrimp and Grits.

See, now, Riley. Riley's Shrimp and grits. See? Now, Riley. Riley's shrimp and grits. And they were really good, actually. I really liked them. I got candies. Black and salmon. Delightful. Listen, I don't care what you give me.

Just put some mac and cheese on the side. I'll give you a good review. I'm like, the cornbread smells great. The waitress is great. The cornbread was good. I have to say, if you had to compare the food of Old Lady Gang to Sir, I think Old Lady Gang so far wins out. Oh, betrayed again.

For the ninth time in 2019. Oh, you betrayed me. But do they have Patagonian Toothfish, also known as Chilean sea bass? I think not. All right, so eat it, old lady gang. Wasn't that a glowing review? So now, that's why you give people with microphones free shit.

Yeah. Well, who cares? We still would complain. What am I talking about? Starburst, don't let it hit you in the face. This is how I celebrate gay pride i just get colorful candy and throw it randomly at gay people's heads no offense sir so welcome to watch where crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo hello yes the train has arrived the train

of ladies you're doing a train so um so last year when we were here, we were actually celebrating your birthday, Ronnie. Do you remember that? It was so young then. So young. We sure were. And we were ogling on Instagram Stephanie Hallman's brother or brother-in-law. Do you guys know who he is? Do you follow Instagram?

How hot is he? Girl follow instagram girls the reason to get an instagram right there he's so cute um but anyway we wanted something special to do so we looked around and we found something for you go ahead and play it so tim you can play that video all right stephanie holman i hope you have so much fun tonight. I am a huge Watch What Crappens fan. And I have a big surprise for you. Uncle Joey! Hey, how's it going? Have so much fun tonight.

And have a good one. Cheers. Yes. Uncle Joey, everyone. And Stephanie Holman. We love you, Stephanie. Okay, let's start with the real housewives of Dallas. Because we made everything in the aquarium Cameron, basically.

Like any kind of fish we were turning into Cameron, just so we could say taco salad. I knew I liked that fish the first time we had taco salad. She is basically like an aquatic creature, right? I mean, she's like in the priciest version of the little mermaid she's like what do you call them hoes i'm sorry but i just know that you need to start by a butt crack cover all right let's do it let's do it okay so you're in for a treat because i don't know what the fuck these notes say, as usual. This is my first note. Bull.

Bench. Bench people on there. Bull. Bench. Thanks for coming. It does say that. It does say that. So it's like the start of the episode, and we're seeing all sorts of stuff happening around Dallas.

We see Leanne with Carrie Duber. This is Carrie Duber's big comeback episode. Hey, girl. Girl. Girl. They're at the lingerie store. They're like, you know what? If it's going to be a lingerie party, people should dress sexy.

Girl. Girl. Girl. Her eyes are kind of crossed over here. She's like. I feel like Carrie looks like she just got off a motorcycle. Yes. Like, girl.

Like when you don't put the, you put your helmet on, but not the visor thing, so you could like look cool, and then by the end, your eye's like, it's like been flittered so much. Like some gnats got into her eye.

Girl. So, so yeah, there's going to be a lingerie party for Leanne's, for Leanne's engagement or whatever. Yeah. And so Carrie, so other Carrie, Carrie, that Carrie, Carrie, For Leanne's engagement or whatever. Yeah.

And so Carrie, so other Carrie. Carrie! That Carrie. Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! She and Cameron are looking for lingerie at a store. And, like, they look at this one piece and Cameron goes, those are for some big tatas.

Holy jamoli. It's also my favorite thing to get. Chips and jamoli. Holy moly. Those are so for Leon's tatas. And she's helping Carrie pick out her lingerie, which really explains a lot later

in the episode. So then we get D'Andra in front of her mirror just like freaking out. Which really explains a lot later in the episode. Yeah. So then we get D'Andra in front of her mirror just like freaking out. Mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother. It's like a full rake, like an outdoor rake putting on her eye makeup.

And Jeremy's like, why are you so nervous, Jessica? She's like, after me with Travis today. After meeting with Travis. Jessica. After meeting with Travis today. Oh, my God. He's like, good luck with that. Yeah.

Listen, Florence, the sassy maid. Well, she's going to go meeting up with Travis since he messed up the first time. So she's meeting for real this time. So she's trying to make a really good impression. Because as some of you guys know, like, since he messed up the first time. So she's meeting for real this time. So she's trying to make a really good impression because, as some of you guys know, like, hard knock good morning. Is he in the shitter right now? So she's like, I need help

because my mother gave me a big fat lemon. And I was, like, thinking about it, that, like, I can imagine that D'Andra, like, D was like, here are the keys to the company and gives her just, like, an actual lemon. And she's like, great, I'm a CEO now. Been fighting for this for years, mother. Then six months lemon and she's like, great, I'm a CEO now. Been fighting for this for years, mother. Then six months later, she's like, wait a second.

I got a lemon. I have an actual lemon. I see it. I have to be on time today. I have to be on time today, Jeremy. I have to be on time today. And he's like, what's on time for you exactly? It's like, the help. Like, you just can't find good help these days. Oh my goodness. then uh we go with cameron

and her family which is god bless her it's so awkward you know like for people like me who have been like fuck you get out of my bed i don't want to see your children or my own like i get it you know but i feel so bad for cameron because she seems to kind of like her family. And they hate her. The test. Cameron's family fucking hates her. They just cannot tolerate her anymore. So basically, Hilton, the daughter, who's so cute, she's going out to sleep away. Probably her choice.

She probably requested it three years ago. So she's going to sleep away camp. And Cameron is trying her best to give her Some sort of neurotic condition She's like, are you nervous? Aren't you nervous? Are you going to sleep away camp? All alone?

No one around? No taco salads? Aren't you scared of sleep away camp? You know what there's going to be there? There's going to be girls there. You're not just going to be able to hang out with boys like always. You're going to have to hang out with girls.

So she goes, are you nervous at all? And she goes, no. You stupid mother. No idiot. In Texas, people are really hardcore about sleep away camp. Everyone starts going to sleep away camps

when they're like 8 I'm like Cameron the whole world is like this you know that right in Texas we have sleep away camp Court has probably like convinced her that she has to go to sleep away camp just so we can have a summer away from her

sorry Cam it's time for you to go to sleep away camp just so we can have a summer away from her uh sorry cam um it's time for you to go to sleepaway camp wow they are hardcore in texas well that is pretty much how this scene works out right because because the dad who also hates her is like hey honey you're gonna be the queen bee of camp you know the dad um and he's like, what are you going to do? And she's like, I'm going to stay away from blondes. It's like, damn. Oh, God.

At least do it when she leaves the room. So Cameron goes, Hilton. Hilton. Look. Look. Look. Hilton. Look. It's your mother talking. Hilton. This is super, Hilton. Look, it's your mother talking, Hilton. This is super...

Hilton. Hilton. Right, Dad? And then her dad, who's her facial twin, is like... This is super exciting that you're going to sleepaway camp, but Mommy's a little nervous. And Hilton goes, peace out, I write letters. but Mommy's a little nervous.

And Hilton goes, Peace out. I write letters. And then she talks about how the girl drama's really hard, and she's going to have to learn how to deal with girl drama. Like, for example, I thought me and Stephanie had a good connection, but then she went to Carrie, and she confessed all this stuff to Carrie.

Like, who does that? What planet do you even live on? What is wrong with you? I love her. I just want to watch Cameron be abused by that little girl for the rest of the week. I just love watching Cameron get annoyed by things irrationally. It's a thing in real life I hate, but on TV

it's my favorite thing. I want to see her in the express lane and someone brought 11 items in right before her. Excuse me, sir. That asparagus has to go back. That's trash. That's trash.

I'm going to pick it up because I'm a lady. You're trash. You're trash. You're trash. That's trash. That's trash. It's going to be the big buzzword of the night if we were on Watch What Happens Live. We'd be like, hey, every time I say trash,

and I take a shot. Spoiler alert for the second show. Hey, guys, tonight, her daughter hates her, and her mother hates... It just cuts off because it's not in time for the... That is my favorite running thing about Andy's interstitials. We've been making fun of that shit for eight years. And then the other night I watched it, I was like, he still can't do an interstitial.

He's like, God, I'm real excited for tonight. We've got, her name rhymes with Oprah, and she... Write it down.... Write it down. Just write it down. Tonight, for the first time ever on Watch What Happens Live, we are so honored that today we are going to... Blackout. So she's like, I really loved her bond with her daddy,

but I feel kind of left out sometimes, which was really sad. And then it cuts to her husband like... her bond with her daddy, but I feel kind of left out sometimes. Which was really sad. And then it cuts to her husband like... She goes, Hilton is a total daredevil like her father, Cort. She just loves to push boundaries. I'm like, since when

is Cort a daredevil? Cort, the guy who has been standing in the same position for three seasons, he's like a nutcracker waiting for a nut. I can't do that quick. So she's like, well, wouldn't that be fun if there was a mommy camp where mommies could just go to the spa, get their nails done?

And he's like, it's called Dallas. They also get this custom trunk for Hilton. I thought it was pretty cute, As Trunks Go, I guess. That's the name of my catalog, by the way, As Trunks Go. You get all the trunks you could want. So it comes, and she's like, Hilton, Hilton, isn't this the trunk you wanted? Isn't this what you wanted? And Hilton's like, not really.

No. Fuck this trunk. Fuck this trunk. I told them to put bunnies on it. I don't know why they didn't put bunnies on it. Where are the bunnies? Like, you need this. And I like the sun.

There was, like, a cat on it. And the sun just goes, I'm the cat! Which was like, so me at that age. So then there's like an interview with Hilton. And she's like, I need a trunk because I need to fit all my stuff. And I can't take more than one suitcase. Unlike my mom!

Stupid blonde! Stupid idiot! So then we go to Dandra, who is at Travis' office. And she's just like her most formal scarf totally calm totally calm i put on my mother's scarf it's an earring and a scarf doesn't stay on much like my company the lights The lights, that is. Yeah, she's got like multiple. Is this where she's wearing the two different earrings? I don't know.

Because, you know, she is just like such a nervous person. So it's like, girl, you look so stupid. She's like, ha. Glad I can make it. Thank you so much for seeing me again. I know it's really hard for me to see me again. I'm so embarrassed about last time. My hair does look good, right? Oh, God. I've never been into this building before. Wow you so much for seeing me again. I know it's really hard for me to see me again. I'm so embarrassed about last time. My hair does look good, right?

Oh, God! I've never been into this building before. Wow! So, yeah, I forgot. You went to sports, so it's kind of dirty. I forgot you did sports. I was like, great first impression. I know. She starts, like, low-key shading his operation. Meanwhile, he's worth, like, 90 gazillion dollars. I don't count above 100, okay? I have, like,

stripper waiter math. She's terrified, you know, but she's lightly shading it. She's like, oh, well, I tried to get dressed up to look professional. I forgot it was a sports company. I guess I could have worn jeans, huh? He's like, what do you need? So she's like, you know, Travis, we understand each other because we both have difficult parents, and I aspire to be like, what do you need? So she's like, you know, Travis, like, we understand each other because we both have difficult parents.

And, like, I aspire to be like Travis someday. You know, just, like, tightly wound and full of sexual energy and kind of wanting to jerk off. I don't even know what jerking off is like, but I kind of want to do it now. You're projecting. You are projecting, Ben. You are projecting now. Yeah. Well, I don't know if Stephanie told you, but I told Stephanie where I You're projecting now. Yeah, so she's like, well, I don't know if Stephanie told you, but I told

Stephanie where I'm at right now. And he's like, mm-hmm. I just want to be just like you. And he's like, mm-hmm. He's kind of grunting at her. And she says, yeah, Stephanie said that I should talk to you. And he goes, because we both have crazy parents. Okay. Here's

the difference. I'm rich and I'm not crying goes, because we both have crazy parents. Here's the difference. I'm rich and I'm not crying. Okay, start there. Start there. So he's like, so is this something you want to do, selling weird cream out of sometimes a canister and sometimes a pocket? She's like, no yes no i i absolutely want to do this because um um i my mother started this and said i should do it and so i want to do it and um nothing would give me more joy than taking

my mother's legacy and driving it into the ground so yes i do want to do it she says this is not how to start a business meeting. She's like, well, as you know, I've been trying to get that company for years. And finally I get it. And it turns out my mother has run it into the ground giving me a big piece of shit. So thanks, Travis.

Thanks. Thanks. So he's like, so what's going on with the company? And she's like, well, we're about four to six weeks away from closing the company. And then Travis is just like, you're so close. You're so close to ruining that shit. That's funny.

So pretty much everything that's not bringing you money, you should just get rid of it. She's like, but I'm married to Jerry. I'm married to him. What am I going to do? I just can't get rid of Jerry. I can't get rid of Jerry. So basically

they're spending $8,000 a month on the office and the staff or whatever. And Jeremy has suggested that they basically make big layoffs and bring it into the home office. And she doesn't want to do it, but that's basically going to be her job. Travis is so like a boss from the Flintstones. He's like, hey, babe.

Here's what you got to do. Lay them all off. Business is tough, babe. I was like, what decade is this? So then, it's coffee. Let's go get coffee. So which Carrie is this? This is Carrie. Carrie!

So we meet her daughter, Sophia. Another one. It's all the kids on this show, because this daughter's like... Her whole face just says, remember when you left dad, bitch? You know, because Carrie explained that her kids hated her, because she cheated on the dad and

ran away with this other guy, who now she hates too. So the kids blatantly hate her too. She's like, wow, it's been four years since you had a real conversation with me, but now their camera's here, so fine, let's do it. She's like, well, it's like yesterday. I took you to college. She's like, mm-hmm.

And now you're going to graduate. Yeah. As a nurse. A nurse, you said. Yeah, whatever. You could just see it between those two. I mean, I said I wanted an MFA, but sure, nursing, whatever you say, Mom.

Thanks for listening. She's like, now, how long have you been with Locke which is such a Texas name isn't it Locke oh I just shrugged but Locke is good too that is so ignorant I'm so sorry I write phonetically so I remember

I'm an ignorant motherfucker but write phonetically, so I remember. I'm an ignorant motherfucker, okay? But Locke is a cute name. It is a cute name. So she's like, how long have you been with Locke now? And it's like, don't you worry that you only have one boyfriend? Like, what are you going to marry? One person? She's like, that's not disgusting, mother.

Okay? She's like, that would not bother me at all, mom. Come on! Don't you want to fuck a lot of people You're in college, come on No, mother So Carrie starts pulling Some classic Ramona singer She's like, I want you to have a career

Out of college You know, I don't want you to be like I'm a man I was like, don't you go near Ramona's signature line Okay So she's like, yes, it's very important, you know, like you have to not depend on a man because I end up with these rich men because they're rich and then I don't

like it, so be like me. I have a jewelry line. It's like, you're going to shame the daughter who's actually going to go be a nurse and help people, you know, for your build-a-bead. What part of nursing school does not say career? So she's like,

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and Travis is going to yell at me. I just want the bed to be friends with me. And then Travis gets on the bed with his shoes. Why? Yes. I don't care how rich you are. You rich fuck. Take your shoes off.

By the way, I just want everyone to appreciate that Ron and I made virtual beds on the table here. Surprised that I could even do that. I do not do this in real life. It's really nice. It's really nice. By the way, at our hotel, we left for a long time. I mean, I left. I do not do this in real life. It's really nice. It's really nice. By the way, at our hotel, we left for a long time.

I mean, I left. I've never been gone four hours. And the bed wasn't made. Same. They had towels hung on the door and then they said, congratulations, you get more points

because we don't clean your room. Who the fuck came up with that? Sorry, it was not clean. What kind of human resources is that? And you know what? There was not an extra roll of toilet paper, which is something you sort of need after you go to OLG. Spoiler alert.

That's the Ramona review. That's the real review. Okay. All I have to say, this is not enough room for Mama Joyce and whatever else you ate. Disgusting. Okay? Shrimp and grits.

Tasted good. All right, incoming what? Oh, no, I almost really hit that guy in the head with the start. Sorry, sir. Ronnie hates when I talk like this, but it's called brutal honesty. I can't talk about poop. I can't. I can't.

Well, it's part of the reality of OLG, okay? Gross. OLG, okay? Gross. OLG, where is the bathroom? I mean, it's happened. It's true. Stop it. So, Travis is on the bed with the shoes. And then he's like, yeah, I told that babe, your friend, that chick, came in, I told her.

I told her, listen here, lady, get rid of the office, get rid of the employees, and the crazy thing is, like, she really looked at it like she's going to get something out of it, but it's really hard to rebound from that, you know? It's easier just to get a new one. I was like, please don't say that when you're middle-aged to your, like, wife, please. That's, like, please don't say that when you're middle-aged to your wife. Please. That's not a fear

necessarily. I'll kill you, is what I'm saying. If you dare, sir. So Stephanie's like, okay, I'm done nodding about that, so I want to talk about this stuff now. So when we were in Mexico, there was a big fight with Brandy and Cameron,

and it was scary, because there were scorpions overhead, and they were laughing at us. Yeah, like we played this game in Mexico. We pulled names out of a hat. And then you killed the person. No, no, Travis. So we pulled names out of the hat, and then if your name got pulled, then you had to look at it.

And then you killed him. No, Travis, no, no, no, no. It's like, get to the point, get to the point. He's like, well, the problem with Cameron is that she thinks she's up here and everyone else is down here. I'm like, well, that is actually literally the spatial difference between you and her.

She's tall. She's really tall. I mean... You just quoted Kelly Bensimer. Congratulations, sir. Congratulations. And she's like, do you really think that? Because she said that

she felt judged, but then she did this toast, but it was dissing me. It was like a toast, but it was dissing someone else. Oh, yeah, yeah. I gave one to Dan this morning. I said, to you and your burgeoning business, you fucking failure of a loser.

Babe, get out of here, sugar tits. All right, enjoy. Cheers. Cheers. So he's like, so how'd you do emotionally? She's like, well, I think I drank too much. And then sitting there with a sense of emotion, he's like, so how'd you do emotionally? She's like, well, I think I drank too much. And then sitting there with a sense of emotion. He's like, stop blaming drinking for your emotions.

You're allowed to be emotional without being drunk. And all I can think of, you are so sweet. Get your fucking feet off the bed. You're getting out of this house right now. She just made that bed. She just made it. You were doing so well, Travis, all season. And then you put the shoes up on the bed.

So they talk about depression and fun times. Yeah. And he tells her, set boundaries, blah, blah. And she's like, well, tomorrow I'm co-hosting Leanne's lingerie party. So I think I'm going to talk to her then. That's where I'm going to set boundaries. I was like, you're going to set boundaries at a lingerie party? Only on House 5.

In the afternoon. So speaking of which, we 5. In the afternoon. Speaking of which, we now go to the afternoon. We have some very enthusiastic people who feel that boundaries should not be set in the afternoon. They're also wearing amazing, amazing

t-shirts, by the way. They're wearing t-shirts that say Fences by Rich, and they have pictures of fences with little glory holes in them. Yeah, true story. Go say hello to the mattress. Those are instant classics. And Insta-stolen as well. We were like, can we take

a picture of that? Also, turn to this side and that side. Sign off on Threadless, please. So, Carrie and Stephanie are in their sexy clothes. So basically, are we going to the party now?

Yeah. Oh, God. Here we are already. We're already at the girl. We're already at the party. You know we're at the party because we hear Carrie saying as she walks up, girl, I made sure to wear two pairs of panties so my lips wouldn't hang out. Girl. I was like, did I hear that right?

Because I was watching it on the airplane. I was like, was that an overhead announcement or was that the show? Like, and to the right you'll see the Grand Canyon and two lips hanging out. Out of anyone on this show, how could that even be a possibility? I feel like her lips are pulled up to the back of her neck at this point.

It's like when you just eat hamburgers all day because your dad owns a McDonald's. Sorry, that was the lips. There's got to be something to pull today, girl. Just keep pulling. Keep pulling, Mark. So Stephanie is saying that she planned the lingerie party, but you can't plan anything for Leanne because Leanne is so controlling. She just does everything and sends you the check.

Yeah. Here, here's what I did. It's at a bar with lingerie here at $9,000. Yeah. Feel free to pay for it for me. So basically, one of the things that people are wondering about is whether or not Leanne is going to invite Deandra to the wedding. So they're all speculating, etc., etc.

And then Stephanie then starts talking about Cameron. Am I skipping over anything for you? I don't want to go too fast for you. No, because this show really does have a lot of bullshit. Okay, like, is this the first time? I can only see notes scrolling. I'm thinking of Carrie's lips hanging out

and that whale we saw today. We saw a whale shark. I'm sorry. I'm kind of ADD like that. But we were walking through that aquarium. And certain parts, it's like a little picture window. And I was like, that's dumb.

And then you get to a bigger window. I'm like, it's big. And then you get to the part where it's all a window. It's above your head. Man, that beluga whale vagina. I was like, it's big. And then you get to the part where it's all a window. It's above your head. Man, that beluga whale vagina. I was like, that is so weird to say, but I couldn't stop. I was like,

wow. Baby beluga. Wow. The original baby, by the way. So that's why I'm scrolling. I'm just thinking of like a beluga vagina like slowly going over my head. It's been a trippy day.

Oh my God, a slow beluga vagina. So Leanne comes in dressed, I mean, it's kind of lingerie, but it's also like, I'm a corny kid. So she's like- It didn't make sense. Yeah, she's like sticking to her theme. She's like, I brought my mom who hates me.

No, she didn't. But she was dressed like a huge top hat. That had an L on it. Because I'm a loser, Kearney. Why? Why? Like, you just want to be her gay at that moment. Like, no, Leanne. I wanted to wear a hat that represented how I felt when I'd go to Bennigan's

and people would see a table of carnies and point their fingers and I felt like a loser. I'm a loser in Bennigan's. She keeps saying this. She keeps going, well, this is my circus and I need some monkeys.

What version of Moulin Rouge did she watch? Why do people keep having Moulin Rouge parties? Yeah, it's the worst. It's so weird. She coughed herself to death. It's not a fun party. It's consumption. Yeah.

It's consumption. She's like, it's like Nicole Kidman just coughing blood up on everything. You know what? I want my birthday party to be that theme. Or Great Gatsby. You guys know how that book ended? I mean, spoiler alert, but really. People don't get to the end of the movies.

Yeah, and that one lady in that book, she got it real bad with that car, you know what I'm saying? Girl. Girl. Don't you love some jokes from 100 years ago? We're always good for that. Steamboat Willie, now there's an outfit. Now Gertrude Stein, am I right?

So they're making fun of Leanne because she's got like 19 million parties, which, listen, as someone who's not loaded, I get it. If I even meet someone that I'm going to date for longer than two weeks, you fuckers are all buying me something over and over and over again.

And that's what she's doing. She's like, now here is my wedding program. I will have a lingerie shower. I will have a bachelor party, a couple shower, a rehearsal dinner, a gay rehearsal dinner, a gay bachelor party, a gay couple shower. Just a shower. Just a group shower for people to get to know each other.

And an actual shower. Show off my pubes, you know, my pubes. Photoshoot by the Trabant. We're going to have a Totino's pizza roll. You ever have one of those? We'll all do that together on a Saturday night. Pizza party, whack-a-mole. We're going to teepee D'Andra's house.

That'll be fun. we're gonna teepee Deandra's house that'll be fun so she's doing that thing that moms do at children's parties where they're like isn't this fun balloons it's balloons

she's doing that and everyone's like there's five people there they're having to shoot everything in close up so then we see Carrie, new Carrie There's five people there. They're having to shoot everything in close-up. So then we see Carrie. New Carrie. Which I don't like that.

New Carrie, old Carrie. It's rude. Carrie with a K. You know what I mean. Carrie! Okay, we'll just say that. Oh, Carrie! So she is dressed like she's in the Depression, you know? And this is where you're like, why would you ask Cameron to help you?

Grapes of wrath. It's just like, she's basically, there's no skin at all. She's just like... It's like the sequel of Fiddler on the Roof. What really happened after. Cameron too.

Cameron's just like, covered. Is this the little lingerie party I've come to? And Cameron's like, this is my version of Moulin Rouge. I was like, shut up, Cameron. That was like a damn... That was like showgirls and stuff. And she's like... Cameron has

basically a turtleneck on. Yes. And then she's dressed like a flapper, which has nothing to do with the theme at all. And of course, she's prude like me. I've been grossed out by whale vaginas and poop so far in this show. So I guess I can't judge too harshly. But she's like, I don't need to see every little thing on people. Sometimes you can be sexy behind a a clothesline that's it you know i don't need to see your taco salad if you know what i'm saying carry dealer so then of course brandy shows up

and she's wearing like hot pink like uh like a tube like a thing like a i'm gay i don't know but like happy pride I'm gay, I don't know. Happy pride. A crop top thing. Yeah, look, I wrote wearing pink crop top stuff. Crop top stuff. I'm not only that gay, I'm that dumb. I just don't know what anything is.

We're not fashion gays. You bring us to Victoria's Secret to be like, we want to find out what we should be wearing. We'll be like, that's good. That's the bag that they put the stuff in. Oh. So now Cameron is pretending that she doesn't totally hate Brandy's guts. And also she's totally not mad that she stole her signature color pink.

Okay? Because she's totally pissed. She's like, Oh my God! I've never heard Cameron speak that loudly. She's like, Oh my God, girl! I love that color!

I love it! I love that color on you. And you know Cameron really hates you and she does that chest thing like she has big hands like me and she just like kind of slaps her chest yeah and then she does that thing like she's trying to knock off her own head she's like

I love it so then she tells us, she goes, would I actually wear that outfit out of the house for a party? No. No. If you have breast implants above the muscle and they're spooching out, ho. Ho.

If your legs are exposed and your cleavage is flying out at the same time, ho, ho. If you're wearing a dress that doesn't cover your ankles, triple ho. Then Santa Claus is coming down the chimney because it's ho, ho, ho.

If your wrists are exposed, biggest ho in the world. Not a wrist! So Brandy's like, Hi, Leanne. Can we talk for a couple of seconds? I just wanted to pull you aside to see if you could talk.

I'm really happy to be here. Just like I put this on and it reminded me of me in my childhood. And Leanne gets that like, all right, let's do this. Leanne's just like ready to cut a bitch already. So she's like, come on, girl. It's a party.

And she's like, I just thought that maybe we should have a little talk, Leanne, because you seemed upset. And she's like, I want to be 100% transparent. I had my period today. It was today. You better remember that next time.

I was 100% terrified after Mexico. I was terrified. ago. I was terrified. I, a former corny, was scared to death to have you here this afternoon at this lingerie party

with ten other people. I was scared to death. Not to be dramatic, but I was scared to death. Terrified! And then they do my favorite thing, which is like, cry about how poor they're not anymore okay i get so annoyed by this fight so they start it's like two ladies with a lot of money he's like i was poor i was poor i was poor i was poor it's like both you shut up so uh brandy is like well there

were things that happened in mexico that i'm not proud of and she's like thank you because honestly i felt like no matter what I said, it wouldn't have gotten through to you. I mean, girl, I know why trash hurts you. I know. I was raised in a double Y. And Brandi goes, I was raised in a single Y.

So Leanne's like, Leanne's like, oh, we're playing this game. Well, and this is, by the way, a direct quote, what I'm about to say. She goes, did you have a guy who tried to rape you that was dating your mom and you had to knock him over the head with a cow skull? That's a literal line. That's verbatim.

Every single word was said by Liam Larkin in that order. When a guy's trying to rape you and then you had to hit him over the head with a cow skull do you have to do that and you're double wide I'm in single wide so Randy goes I don't know what she's talking about but

yeah because first of all okay you're in a single wide. So she has a cow skull in her single wide, which is already... Leanne has a double wide. Oh, sorry. Okay, I take it back. There's plenty of room for a cow skull in a double wide.

I just like that she had one nearby. I was like, oh, ba-boom! So they're like, cheers! Everybody, let's cheers to Leanne. And Cameron's like, I don't like fruity drinks. So Leanne, I think that was Carrie who said that. Oh. Yeah. Now we're just both fucking up.

How big is the double wide? Don't accuse me of not liking fruity drinks when you're the one being a hoe. So, and I like that after Leanne one-ups Brandy with, did someone ever try to rape you

who was dating your mom and then you had to beat them over the head with a cow skull? She goes, and I'm not trying to make you feel pity for me. What I want you to know is that I accept you, even though you haven't gone through what I've gone through. Case in point, a man tried to rape you, and you had to stand your mother, and you had to bash him over the head with a cow skull.

Did I mention that part already? So Tiffany is there, which I feel like we always said even in the season where she was always in the show we're like oh

and Tiffany was there. So Tiffany's there and she's like Leanne finally this is happening for you after the laundry list of shit that you've been through. It's like oh god

don't get her started. It's like putting a quarter in a jukebox. Yeah. So then Leanne goes do you remember Mark? And It's like putting a quarter in a jukebox. Yeah. So then Leanne goes, do you remember Mark? And Tiffany's like, I do. I didn't like him.

And Leanne goes, I was only engaged before once to a man who tried to kill me. Yeah. And I like that Tiffany's like, yeah, I didn't like him. He tried to murder her. Thank God I got a replacement cow skull.

So then Cameron's like, oh my God, look at me. I'm like the youngest person at this party, and I'm dressed the oldest. Guys, I'm the youngest person. Isn't it so funny that in this room full of hoes, I'm actually the youngest one here, and I'm

dressed the least like a hoe. I'm the youngest one here. I'm like the freshest taco salad off the conveyor belt. So Tiffany's like, well, if we're going to do a cheers, do not give Leanne a shot. And if you do,

get the hell away from her immediately. What would happen? Actually, Leanne a shot. And if you do, get the hell away from her immediately. What would happen? Actually, Leanne did do shots at the rodeo last year and then she wound up making these noises like It's like her own weird Wolf of Wall Street moment. She's like Then had sex with the floor.

Wasn't she the one like wiping the bar with her hair like her big she was also trying to compete with Deandra for Brandy at that point also because that was when Brandy and Deandra started to become friends what do you win that's the game there so Cameron's like guys

I'm the youngest person also I went to the lingerie store with Carrie and everyone just has this look on their face like oh no wonder you, no wonder. No wonder Carrie looks like she's going to an old lady Italian funeral. She's basically Mercedes Ruhl. So she's like, you know what? There's different kinds of lingerie, and I like the kind that you can wear without looking like a hoe.

She says it again. She's like, I don't want you to look like a hoe. This is hot. Not like a hoe. She says it again. She's like, like, I don't want you to look like a hoe. This is hot. Not like a hoe. Okay? Not a hoe. So Carrie hates Leanne. And we know that she was brought on the show by other Carrie, and that she hates Leanne

because Leanne said the other Carrie was called at the roundup. Get his dicks up, get the roundup. And I know the boys who did it. So we already know that Carrie hates Leigh-Anne. And she's like, who the heck does a lingerie party at 1 p.m.? It's the lighthouse time. Who does this?

So I love watching this Carrie warm up. Because you know it's going to be a huge family. I'm like waiting for her to really just... I feel like her bitch flower is blooming a little bit ahead of schedule in a way that I like. And I'm ready for it to burst out of the soil. But it hasn't quite yet. It hasn't just yet. So Leanne is telling other Carrie, non-caste anymore.

Carrie Duber. I don't want to call someone old Carrie. It's so rude. So she's like, we could have used you in Mexico because Cameron peed outdoors behind a truck. And Carrie's like, that's not on brand, girl. And then she's like, did you guys have fun, girl? And Link goes, no.

D'Andra got so drunk she couldn't even open one eye the next morning. Kept talking about lemons and stuff. So then we go to Deandra's office where Jeremy's now working. And it's hilarious because I feel like everyone on this show has family that hates him. And right now it's Jeremy. He's like, what is it? But he's talking to the young hot secretary first, which is really not helping his case this season. He's like, but he's talking to the young, hot secretary first,

which is really not helping his case this season. So he's like, hey, before I go see D'Andra, you know, they just got paid yesterday, and I'm going to send them new product shots, all right? Let me know if there's anything you're needing. I was like, you're on camera, Jeremy. You're on camera. Pick up some coffee and go to D'Andra's office.

She's already nervous enough. She's like, can I just go back to playing solitaire? Thanks. So D'Andra and Jeremy are talking, and basically he's like, yeah, you should really close down because we're hemorrhaging money and no one's buying this product, you know? And he's like, you know, but you're gonna have

to let loose some good people. And it just cuts to that girl, Maddie, and she's literally playing, like, Minesweeper on her computer. And he's giving her attitude. She's like, what, Jeremy? And he's like, well, you had me come into your office, which I don't like.

And she goes, well, I think that you're really enjoying this, but here's how I'm feeling about it. You're not enjoying it as much as you can because your passion is photojournalism, and this is not photojournalism. Is that right? And he's like, no shit, Sherlock. Wow, I actually folded

under my under eye. Yeah, he deandred himself. Do you guys do that? I love getting older. You got the duper look going now. It literally folded up like a little sheet. You look like a hoe. Hoe.

So Deandra's like, I just feel bad because I feel bad about firing people who need a job. And Jeremy's like, well, we all have pressures. And she's like, no, mother, no. I didn't think I'd be in this position at 50. If I were at 30, I would understand it. But I'm at 50 now, and I never thought I'd have to restart my entire life, which admittedly never really got started in the first place, mother, but...

It's hurtful my mother would do that. I am angry. Get to work. Stop your fucking bitching and do something. It's called drive Uber. So then she's... I did it. Oh, my God.

Can you imagine? She'd be telling every single... It'd be like... Oh, my God. Great conversation. And you would do it with that shrug'd be like oh my god great conversation great conversation and you would do it like with that shrug

at the end like great conversation so where are you going to uh huh and what's your mother like uh huh well let me tell you about my mother

okay I'm gonna take right up here I'm like my mother who always goes left I mean it is terrible okay I hope your wife doesn't suck much

because your mother what your mother did again it's like ma'am ma'am the only reason why I have to drive Uber is because my mom

spent all the company's savings on ketchup for meatloaf, okay? So then DeAndra's like, I think if I were my mother, I'd have an incredible amount of guilt. Because she talked me out of my career in D.C. to come here. She talked me out of my career where I was basically partying with Bush people. Yeah, I don't want to mention that. I don't want to mention that. I was like, God, you're really not helping yourself this season. What was her career?

Partying with the Bush administration. So then back at the party, Leanne's still doing that Isn't This Fun thing. She's like, have a cherry, have a cherry. You're not having fun unless you have a cherry yeah the reason why Leanne did not invite Deandra to this because even though they have like patched things up she's like but you know we're moving forward but something like this is intimate you know I mean you don't just invite anyone to a party where you're wearing a top out with an L

on it am I right this is an intimate party. And then her ringleader comes up and he's like, step up, Liam. This is your circus. And you need some monkeys. I was like, Jesus Christ, you even wrote your own toasts? I know. Yeah, so

then like a cake comes out that's shaped like a circus. Karen Walker. That's who reminds're reminding me of. Do you guys watch? Karen Walker. Leslie. Beverly Leslie. So this circus tent, this cake comes out shaped like a circus tent.

And Leon's like, oh, my God. Who got me this cake? I can't believe this. Look at that. Look at that. That is amazing. i can't believe this look at that who did that is there a carnie here that's a carnie cake if i ever saw one who someone stand up they're all laughing because she obviously bought this fucking cake for herself you bought it the receipt is still on the box. It says bought by Leanne. Leanne, yeah. So Carrie's like, okay, time for games, girl. So I called up Rich, and I asked him questions,

and we're going to see if you know the answers to them. She's like, my entire childhood I played games. Yes. I was a carny who played games. So I'm ready to win. And if you answer something correctly, I got a cow skull back there, and you know what I like to do with that.

So you let me win. Okay, first question. If Leanne was a ride at a carnival, that's easier. I bet he says Himalaya or Tilt-A-Whirl. Like, girl, you're right. It or Tilt-A-Whirl. They're like, Girl, you're right. It's Tilt-A-Whirl. I literally Tilt-A-Whirled in my victory. Tilt-A-Whirl.

You know, you throw up on a Tilt-A-Whirl. That's what I said to Rich the first time he got on me. Be careful. So Carrie's like, then I said, what do you find is the sexiest part of Leigh-Anne? She's like, easy, my skin. First time I met Rich,

I offered to take it off me and put it on him. It's like a Buffalo Bill kind of love I know okay where is the craziest place you've done the deed and she's like oh well he's gonna kill me for saying this but one time he drilled a hole in the neighbor's in the neighbor's wall and then I mean there's splinters in that so be careful and they're like But one time he drilled a hole in the neighbor's wall. And then, I mean, there's splinters in that, so be careful. And they're like. Everyone's face is like, really?

Like, you're Leanne. And we're still shocked at this shit. We call it Wilsoning, you know, because he goes around the fence. You just see the top of his head. And I get down there, made a big old hole, sticks it right through, and I go, you know what I'm saying? And Carrie's like, he said it was in the closet of a room. Oh yeah, that too. He's the only person I know who got a boner during the movie Fences. It was so embarrassing. August Wilson.

So then the housewives have all their reactions and Stephanie's like, why didn't they just find a chain link fence? That's not how glory holes work, Stephanie. It's not as fun if there's a bunch of glory holes all next to each other. Or it could be, depending on what's on the other side.

And Cameron goes, I didn't know Leanne had a wilderness side. I don't think Cameron still understood what was really happening. She's like, and then you fed ducks through the hole? She's just imagining little treats. She's like, that's so nice of Leanne to do that for the animals.

I'm getting lightheaded. I'm trying to read my notes, and I'm sure she really said this. I am just like, I'm just like fucking with you. Wakala. I'm looking at Ronnie's note, and this is hilarious. It literally says, call us Wakala, disgusting Wakala. Carrie is telling us. Oh, because, oh, she's saying disgusting in Spanish.

Oh, I know, I know, I know. She's like, Wakala, disgusting Wakala. Wakala. Sorry, I made it through like two lessons in Duolingo, and I was like, okay, I like bread. That app shames me. All I said on that app over and over was, yo como pan.

Yo como pan. Yo como pan. I was like, is this a Weight Watchers movie or a fucking language app? Manzana. It's like nonstop. I like apples. I like apples. I get it. Yo como pan. Manzana. It's like non-stop. I like apples. I get it.

Yo como pan. It's going to really help me in Mexico where I'm trying to get laid. So then Yo como pan. They're like, we know. Good. So gift time. carrie's like so when they're so so leanne tells this whole crazy story about like rich going to the neighbor's yard to stick his dick through the wall or whatever which is already a weird thing that's logistics and so and so carrie's like no that's not the answer uh

rich said it was a friend's house during a party in the bathroom and then it cuts to Tiffany and Tiffany has this look like yeah it was my house and I walked in she's like I'm still waiting for an apology most

bachelorette parties and yes I go to them it's my duty no matter the story, people are like, hilarious, you fucked in the bathroom? Yes. He fucked a fence? Yes. And people at Leanne's party are like, gross.

You were disgusting. Well, they're all like, yeah, they're like not sexy stories. She's like, well, we once fucked at the Social Security Administration building. It's like, oh. we once fucked at the Social Security Administration building. Have you ever had a guy stick his dick through an Arby's onion ring? Rich went bowling with his dick

one time. You ain't enjoyed your man until it's been where a thousand thumbs have been. Like, gross. Oh my goodness. So gifts, gifts, gifts. You ain't enjoyed your man until it's been where a thousand thumbs have been. Gross. Oh, my goodness. Leanne. So, gifts.

Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. Leather handcuffs are very difficult to get out of. Okay, I guess these are from Brandy. Hmm? Hmm? And Cameron's like,

How? Like I said, how? How? So so she goes um I would never get leather handcuffs cause Court would freak out

and think that I was just trying to tie him up to get his credit cards what did Cameron get Leanne I feel like Cameron got Leanne a Gore-Tex jacket here

like the least sexy gift like a Christmas tree cover yeah i got you a tarp so brandy brandy got um leanne some underwear that said emberlyn on it uh like like gag underwear and so stephanie's like um i don't know if i'd want travis's face all over my hoodie hot well i guess it already is all over my hoodie hot night so fine he guess it already is all over my hoodie hot at night, so fine. He like comes up and he's like, yes, I am. Babe. Hot tits, sweet tits. Okay, so then Stephanie and Cam

are talking. And Stephanie's like, Cam, hi, would you like me, would you like to watch me try and draw a boundary? Come over here. I would love that, hi. Would you like to watch me try and draw a boundary? Come over here. I would love that, girl. It's going to be great.

I would love that, girl. And I'm terrified for Stephanie. Yes. Because Cam is really laying it. She's doing that. Girl. Yeah. Girl.

Of course. Let me put on some reverse chopsticks so I can purse my lips better. Let me put on some reverse chopsticks so I can purse my lips better. I like the reverse purse she does where she's like... Most women on Bravo aspire to have their lips as fat as possible. Cameron actually actively tries to make them thinner

when she talks. She's like, Mark, could you take some of my lips out? I will be devastated if she ever gets fillers in her lips. Devastated. Because the way she purses her lips when she's mad or casting judgment is just so amazing. It's like this angry line.

So Stephanie is telling us, I'm really hurt because the word trash was used. And like, trigger. Whatever. So she pulls her over and she's like, Cam, I just want to make sure. In Mexico, we were getting along. And then you said stuff. And I don't feel good enough.

And I didn't feel good enough around you. And are you hearing me at all? Because you're just clutching your chest. Are you okay? Do you need medical help? Everything I said was true so she's like um but then you gave a speech about being included and i felt like that was not it me like you were talking about me like i wasn't including you and she goes oh yeah was that outside of the fan and then they show that it was and she's like yeah I remember that

yeah everything I said was a fact so so then Stephanie goes well you know you said that you didn't feel accepted by us but I didn't feel accepted by you either but like I'm not going to bring up the past but like I thought we were good Cameron goes

if we were good why were you leaving our room the whole time to have conversations with carrie when i thought we were roommates she's not allowed to talk to other people why would you go talk to carrie girl like you've known her five minutes okay she goes look i know friends who've gone through similar things as you. You know, poor people. Basically. It's like, I would never call you trash. I know people who are trash, and they're very nice.

I would never call them trash. You're like recyclables. So Cameron, so she goes, listen, the argument was never between you and I, okay? And you know that you went to Carrie and talked about personal issues. And I felt offended because I'm like, Chick. Chick.

Chick. I've known you for two years. And I put my heart on the line trying to get to know you. And you open up to Carrie. And you only met her two weeks ago check and Stephanie's like yeah but the word trash it's triggering it's triggering Cameron's like that's it okay

I've apologized for this like a hundred times if I have to hear that word one more time no no that is it that is it that is it that is it that is it. That is it. That is it. That is it. That is it.

Cameron gets mad. She's always like on a dolly, just pulling back. She's like, it breaks my heart that you think that I couldn't be there for you because, chick, I would be there for even someone who's trash in two seconds you know what

i just you know when you said that word do not say the word but when you said the word do not say that word but yeah but that word i was gonna do not say that word check okay and then why don't you just say brandy stop it now okay because everyone was spiraling, okay? And then Brandy said F in my face. She said the F in my face. She said F in. In my face. F in my face. I feel like after Brandy said F in my face,

it was like F in this, mother F in that. In my face that. My F in the shift word. No one did anything in my face. In my face. F in in my face. And then we get the clip of. I said I'm done with this.

My favorite clip. Chick, I can't believe you threw an effing thing in my effing ass. In my face. So she's like, I'm done with this because no one cares what Brandy

did in my face. You know, this is what friends do, okay? They don't say cuss words in people's faces when people are flying over tables and going to poke somebody's eyeball out, okay? Like, wait, where did that come from? I know. So now

she's trying to out-victim Stephanie, which Stephanie does have a very thin case with trash because no one called Stephanie trash anyway, you know? So they're both on thin ice. You know what I'm trying to say. They both have no argument. Case dismissed. Thin taco shells.

But now Cameron's really going for it. And she's like, it's about sticking up for people in the appropriate moment. Okay? But you sat there and you did nothing while I got F in my face. Then now it's like the big moral question of our time. If somebody went into your face and said F in, what would you do, Stephanie?

Fuck a fence, I'd fuck a fence. I'd put my dick in a fence and... Tilt a whirl. Tilt a whirl. And Stephanie's like, well, I wouldn't say the word trash. I need a break from these hoes. I need a break. world. And Stephanie's like, well, I wouldn't say the word trash. I need a break from these hoes.

I need a break. I feel like I'm being attacked by everyone. My mind is blown right now. So then Stephanie goes to Brandy and they start doing that whisper thing they do. She's like, I tried to talk to her and you did. That's really sad. Yeah. And I tried to talk to her and it was like That's really sad. Yeah, and I tried to talk to her

and it was like, oh my god, that's so sad. Yeah, and it was really sad because I said, oh my god, did you see Travis? I don't know, I just feel like Travis is right and he put the shoes on the bed and I just made the bed. But like, you know, it's fun. I love you. I love you. I love you so much. I missed you.

I missed you when I was having that talk with her. I miss you. It was so hard to be away from you. It's so good. So Cameron, this scene of Cameron is so funny. So she's this big tall lady, right? She's just been pointing and not yelling but talking, going in my face a lot. Yeah. And then she caught up and then she stormed out of the room and then they show her like go outside

of the strip mall place and she's like but no one comes to follow her and this is her in a cameraman and so she's like guys I stormed out right now yeah she literally goes she comes back goes guys i just left for a second like okay it's just i'm sick of people attacking me for saying a word i regret okay so stephanie is sick of being attacked so stephanie you know attacked so Stephanie keeps blah blah

blahing about oh my god a friend should let you speak that's what friends do I feel humiliated and defeated because oh my god she had a temper tantrum and now it looks like I attacked her because that's all anybody saw everybody thinks you're a fucking monster now Stephanie

so Stephanie is like feeling really sad the biggest villain of Housewives Stephanie so is like feeling really sad. The biggest villain of Housewives, Stephanie. So, Stephanie's feeling really sad and this is the way

Leanne consoles her. Stop it. Stop it right now. Stop it. You're a beautiful human being. Stop it. Stop it

right now. She's like now poor Stephanie's just leaving there like now who wants to do a fucking grip photo and that brings us to the end of the Real Housewives of Dallas That's awesome, Dom. Woo! Hey, hey. Or you can listen ad-free with Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondery.com slash survey.