Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Head on a Stick

Episode Date: January 28, 2021

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, but the real torment comes when Cary doesn't have chilled tequila. It's a situation. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That was big. Quick. If you need an end scene, there you go. I just pulled the line. I thought Ronnie was bringing out the, yeah, I thought you were bringing out the TV's blueprints and practical jokes guys with their rooms. More like a whammy. I'm like the little grumpy whammy guy coming across the screen.

You're not a whammy. I always wanted to play a whammy. That was my dream. Well, one of my dreams is a child. I was like, I want to be on Broadway or be a whammy. That was my dream, this is a child. Well, one of my dreams is a child. I was like, I want to be on Broadway or be a whammy. I wanted to be friends with Care Bears. I was gay at an early age. And seen.

And seen. That one was for your own good. Thank you. That was a real am scene. So, um, still loving Dallas, I have to say, I think this production company, they know what they're doing, because they are making lots of fun out of, really not a lot happening. This is a good tip at Atlanta and Orange County.

This is, watch what's going on at Dallas, because not much is happening. They got into a bus. They got into a bus and they went to a vineyard today. That's literally all they did, and it was deeply entertaining. So the episode opened up at the Andrews house. And...

Well, it opened up with a bull. One of those bull statues wearing a mask. Oh yeah, you're right. I was like, I loved that the statues in Dallas are more responsible to the people that live in Dallas. Okay. That's very true. Thank you, Bull. Thank you, you virtue, Sigmund Bull.

Right. Yeah, you know what I call that bull full of bull, right? So we're still the end. The legacy of Liam Locke and continues on. So Deandra's hung over after Carrie's birthday party. It's 11 a.m. and she's like Deandra wakes up and she's like, I'm gonna call Carrie. Which is actually all that we got. I'm gonna kill Carrie.

She's so, I'm gonna kill Carrie. That makes so much more sense. I's like, I'm gonna call Carrie, which is actually all that we got. I'm gonna kill Carrie. She's so, I'm gonna kill Carrie. That makes so much more sense. I was like, nobody. I'm gonna call. Nobody, but Capital One wakes up in the morning and says, I'm gonna call Carrie. Cause you know Capital One will.

They'll be like, where's our money bitch? But no one else in the world wakes up. Like, you know what I need to do today? Call Carrie. I know someone who's- I know you're the idiot. Hello, it's Carrie. If you're a good morning call stupid.

Kick. I know someone who calls Carrie, malt photographers. Carrie, you want to do another photo shoot? What are you thinking? Yeah, Olin Glen. It's Olin Glen, Colin, Carrie. So then we see, I just wrote down

Brandy with family. So Olin Glen, Colin Mills. I think it's Olin Glen. I don't even know. Old Mill sounds familiar, but Old Mill and Glenn sounds like someone who would call Kerry. Hey, I call Kerry Jay. We're going to another photo shoot.

I got these great, high-waisted jeans and a roughly top for her. So then we have Brandy. I said Brandy with family being boring. Yeah, I'm printing much. Brandy's like, Mommy stayed up really late last night everybody. And her kids are like, you're stupid, you suck. Like setting your robe on fire and stuff.

And then we go over to Cam's house and she's like, Mommy had a really fine time, but I stayed up way past my bed time. Do you know what state what happens when you stay up your past your bedtime cruise and he's like, that's right. And Cameron tells us that she started drinking tequila when she met Carrie. So then Stephanie comes over to Cameron's house and Cameron's like, girl, I was spinning last night in my bed like actually spinning. And for a moment, I thought

is that terrible haunted doll under my bed again causing me to spin around in circles? That's so camera talk because I thought she was saying, I was spooning. And when I'm right talk because I thought she was saying I was spooning and when I'm in this spooning, you know that's how I was like poor court. I don't know if I'm big spooning that little butt. Can you spoon court is court spoonable? It's like one of those cut measure things where you've lost some of the cut measures and so like I'm a cup of sweating in the tube cup. I was going to say he's just actual food in a spoon. Oh, he's a little lucky charm in the spoon.

So she's like, my hangover trick? Oh no, that's Stephanie, because Stephanie comes over. It's like, my hangover trick? Is to drink water with other people who are miserable? Because misery loves company. That's why Mary Travis. So then we go over to Brandy, who's at the Andres house. And she knocks on the Andres door

and the Andres won't let her inside, because she's like, you've been vacationing in Florida. Of course you can't come and sad. I'm like, you realize you just got drunk and wasted with this girl last night. We're like all, like, you've been vacationing in Florida. Of course you can't come and tag. I'm like, you realize you just got like drunk and wasted with this girl last night. We're like all, like you were like millimeters from her face in the pool. Like, she'd come inside at this point.

And Brandy's like, well, she might be a hop out of a con. I mean, if I had to pee, she'd probably make me go in her backyard, which I'm used to. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to Brandi's going too far between like sobby quiet talking Brandi's really sorry everybody I'm so sorry everybody it's like I'm paying the motions of she like me I need some in between there I feel like that, and she's like, Dad to the world, or poop, eh! I'm poop, maaah! Aaaaah!

So, Dandro's spilling drinks everywhere, and Carrie comes and she's like, Cool, oh my god, I'm dead, is that the killer? Are you kidding me with that the killer? Oh my god, the killer, I can't even smell the killer for another three weeks! Yeah, and Brandy's like, I peed in the pool last night.

Err. And then Jen comes over, comes over to Cameron's house. Jen finally, our scene is complete because Jen is there. And Jen's like, that was the funnest party I'd been to in a long time, the funnest. Are you tired, Cam? It's like, yeah, oh my god, is that a mosquito? How do I get so many mosquitoes in my house? They probably heard a dog is tied to a treadmill under there to save it. I know. She goes, sorry, I just got hit,

I just got hit by a mosquito. Also known as love life. It's her, she got hit, she's victimized now by that mosquito for the rest of the year. Every episode, she's gonna be like, mosquito, or really felt just respected when you hit me. Like, no. Meanwhile, camera is the one flopping her big old arms around, and that mosquito is probably like, old-y shit, like a world's galapsogon,

me and she's the one who got hit by the mosquito. The mosquito is like, you know, like, old-y shit. Like, a world's galapsogon, me and she's the one flopping her big old arms around and that mosquito is probably like, holy shit. Like the world's a galapso guy on me and she's the one who got hit by the mosquito. The mosquito is actually probably trying to come a cause into the bug zapper and Cam just like ran into it, you know. I just love and then she goes, she goes, it almost went in my face. Sorry, nice. And then she like, she does that thing where I had decompresses onto her shoulders and her eyes cross

Like it then the mosquito almost went into my face So staying out the ladies of all the girls and stuff like probably Brandy because she got home at almost five Then we cut over to Deandre's house and care. It's like oh my god me and Brandy got home at five It was crazy! And Dandruff's like, um, did you put cake on me last night? Because I woke up with cake on my face. Ah, the most cake? I don't even remember the cake.

And I'm like, well, remember during the champagne shower? The champagne shower! And she goes, after my shan nandingas, what, how you say cucumber? Shan nandingas? How, how you say cucumber? Shenanigans? How? How you say? Oh my god, what if she wears pulling a ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a So then back with Cam, she's like, Tiffany mentioned that the chicken foot not eating it, like that was offensive to her culture. I shouldn't have to force things down my throat just for her entertainment. Oh my God, mosquito.

Let's get almost at the end of the case again. And Jen's like, yeah, even thinking about me, it makes me want to like get that saliva you get before you Isn't that just the bar You know that you know that liquid that comes into your mouth right before you throw up No, you know how your mouth starts salivating when you're gonna bar you don't get that Maybe I just haven't paid attention to it Yeah, your mouth waters something's about to be delicious again. So Karen was like, well, if I was like

pushed into the pool, I would not think that was sport. I'm like, well, pick a side. Mike. Well, not sport, but she said, she said, I would not be a good sport, except things that I would just be getting sport. I know, but that's why I'm saying pick aside. She's like Tiffany's a jerk and I can't believe they threw Tiffany in the pool. Okay, you can't write the fence like this. You need to be like drowners. She tried to make me eat a chicken foot or something. I can't think clearly because in mosquito almost hit me. Okay. I'm gonna talk about that mosquito the next time I have a chance to have lunch with that.

If you wanna be a big mosquito in this town, you're gonna need to watch where you sting, okay? I would never fashion adopt a mosquito, okay? So, Carrie is talking about with the Android Tiffany and the pool, she says she was fine, she was telling me I want you to have me have fun. So I put you in the pool, double, double, up, up, up, up, up. Carrie likes to poke in prod, but there's nothing like waking up on your 50th birthday party with the manslaughter charge or someone drunk round in your pool. And the android starts talking about how Tiffany Tiffany is the smartest person she knows because

she's really smart. She graduated from Cornell at like 19 and she's just talking about how smart Tiffany is. And Carrie is like, I think Deandre values accomplishments. You know, what they have on paper more than who they are as a person. I'm like, don't project your lack of paper accomplishments onto this situation. She's in press. She's allowed to be impressed by the fact that Tiffany graduated 19. That's like, that's major. But can't she make a snake necklace?

Oh, which are you going to do beautiful pictures when she's 50 years old with all in meals? Oh, is she still doing trunk shows? Uh, uh, the Chester Share, huh? Well, you know, the Empress like a sister to me because we do trunk shows. Uh, uh, the Chester chair. Uh, well, you know, the interest like a sister to me, because we do trunk shows together. But the last couple of months, every time I call her, it's all about the Androm, all about the Androm. Like really? Because that's like any conversation they show of you and your daughter. Yeah, free. Like, oh, really? You're depressed. Is it because of me?

Ah, you know why? Because you should call me more than that. Yeah, I know. So, Carrie's saying like, well, you know, in life, you need to find balance, you know, from work and you know, she's just, you know, she's talking about balance while, I don't know, I don't think that her life seems to be going terribly well. So, then the trolley, trolley, the Dallas trolley, that goes of Leon Larkin smack in it. And it goes. It goes and lipping down the track. It's like it's dealer. Five years later.

Yeah. Yeah. And then we see, so now we go to Tiffany with her precious little daughters and she's giving them all little step-as-go because this guy's coming over to, so that way she could like, re-up her ACLS training, certificate certification, whatever, so she could do like, you know, basically CPR and all that kind of fun stuff.

Well, I'm glad that we got a reminder that Tiffany's the doctor because I've totally forgot some last week. So she's here with doing her certification thing and I was thinking why is she running this into the ground so much? Cause she's just constantly, I'm a doctor, I'm, I was like she's gonna quit.

She's gonna quit and sure enough by the end of this, she's like, you know what? I think that I need to spend more time with my kids. I'm like, yes, you're a doctor and you wanted to be like, have more TikTok stars and be a reality show. And you're out of there, calling it. It's a Bravo launch pad. Yeah, it's actually like the saddest thing

that we see on Bravo. It's like Contessa on On Married to Medicine. And sort of a different variation of it is Wendy on Potomac, like these very accomplished women who bravo's like, great, let's follow them and encourage them to abandon all their accomplishments so that way they can become reality stars

for their quote unquote kids. Yeah, so that seems to be what's going on here and she goes through the same thing as usual. I don't want him being like, like unknown to my children. Like, I want them to know I'm good at my job. Like, people request me. I win research awards. Being a doctor is part of who I am.

Also, please follow me on TikTok at Dr. Tiffany Moon. So, um, yeah. So she passes her training, of course. She's like, tasks are my bench. Okay, tests are my jam. okay? Tester my jam. And then she goes and she sits with her daughters. And this to me was, I actually thought this was kind of amazing.

So Tiffany basically gilts her daughters into not being upset that she's not there, because she's like, so I wanted you guys to see that, not to learn how to save people's lives, but so that way you know that when mommy's not around, she's saving other people. So you can zip it with the future therapist, okay? Yeah, and she's like, so it's okay that mommy's not here because she's helping other people and kids like, I want you to stay home still. So yeah, but what about the sick people?

home still. I'm like, you know, but what about the sink people? Just ask your boss. Yeah, just ask the boss. So yeah, I mean, she's, I mean, she's saying how she missed, you know, the kids first step in the first, first words. Like, I understand that, et cetera. But I don't know. I don't want it to quit. I wanted to be, I wanted to be a professional and all that, because I think she worked hard for it. I think it's super awesome. So, actually, my first guess, my first guess wasn't that she was gonna quit for the reality show. The first guess I wrote down is, oh, so you're gonna open a plastic surgery center.

That's what I wrote. That's what I wrote. That's about as accurate as can be. Yeah, so then we go to Carrie's house and she's like, no, Aspen, you're not eating doces food okay, and it's a rabbit It's of course she has a rabbit named Aspen and of course she has a little dog named Dolce It's just like so annoying like listen to anyone else who has passed named Aspen and Dolce that's fine but it's just that

Carrie has Dolce and Aspen like like in the greater context of Carrie, is just so annoying, so deeply annoying. So she has to talk with her daughter, and she knows this is gonna be like the big depression scenes, so she starts it, oh, so your hair is so purple! Like, can we start this like? I thought it would be all in two weeks, huh?

I thought you was exactly the idea exactly I do purple hair everywhere. And Olivia's like I don't care. I like experimenting with things. Oh I'm 15 now. Look at me I'm 50. Oh did I show you my photo shoot? My 50 year old photo shoot. Look at it.

It's like great mom. She's like flicking through the pictures that carry like, you know, like her sexy Boudoir pictures are good ever. It's like, it's too sexy for you. It's a tourist cake. Like, no, nothing is too risk game mom. Oh, because can you believe it? I feel it. Annie Saver said I might get a full two-page spread with these photos, but they're thinking about it. for two page spread with these photos, but they're thinking about it.

And Olivia's like, she just keeps saying I'm 50, like, oh my God. She does a pretty good imitation of her mom. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe it's the last time cooking for my little dumplings at 49 years old. At what hour though, what are you getting me for my 50th birthday? Oh, it's a morning of my 50th birthday.

Yeah, she's like, no one cares you're turning 50. So, so then Olivia starts talking about how she has anxiety and she's basically struggled for depression for for the past few years and um, Carrie of course is like, I wonder if I just said you want to go to lunch if I could have helped if I just said you want to go to lunch. Um, because of course, Carrie inviting you to to go to lunch, if I could have helped, if I just said you want to go to lunch. Because of course, Carrie inviting you to lunch fixes all issues, right? So but now she checks in all the time and Olivia is like, you know, I wouldn't think that

my mom's voice is comforting to hear, but it's oddly satisfying. More like in a way of like, if I don't, if I don't, if I don't get out of this house soon, I won't become or I gotta get out of here. I guess we such direction in life. Yeah, that noise is oddly satisfying, kind of like an air raid alarm, you know. It's like you're scared, but at the same time, at least you're not dead yet. Yeah, at least I got a heads up about what I should be doing with my life. But, you know, all said and been mocking Carrie. That was, that was a nice scene. I like Olivia. Who knew? I didn't think I would ever like Olivia, but... There we go. I'm happy for you.

So, now we go over to, I mean, Olivia's like to me like, I hope, I hope that she is able to, you know, persevere with the challenges that she has in terms of anxiety and depression, in terms of personality, you know. So then Deandra, I mean, she's fine. She's like, whatever, she's fine. She's basically like a talent salad in your eyes. Like that's why you look at potato salad. She's like, hmm. I mean eyes. Like that's like a potato salad.

She's like hmm. I mean, she's doing, I think, at pretty much as well as can be expected with Carey as her mom. She's just like a 19 year old girl just went to college for the first time and saw exciting things in Los Angeles and was like really feeling herself. We often talk, I often tell the story about how when I went to the Angelica Film Center, when I was 14, you know, and I felt like I was like, oh my God, the world. And then, and she sort of had a taste of that, and then had to come back to Dallas.

Yeah, it kind of sucks for her. So I think what I like is that we see her here in her purple hair being all depressed, but then it cuts to her in her diary room sessions, and she's had a makeover, and I love a makeover show. So I think it's that you're getting the whole, like the flipper flop like the downtrodden house and then like the nice painted gray house, you know. And I did like her impersonation

of Carrie. That actually won a bunch of points. I don't dislike her. I'm just saying she doesn't make much. It doesn't. Why are we spending way too much time on the like, why are we just, why am I weighing in on this? Why is it just thing that we decided to stop too much? How okay is she? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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I think her dog is ugly. I'm sorry. I feel like that's an ugly dog and her ugly dog is staring at I'm sorry to dog lovers. It's ugly. It's cute. You know, so ugly. It's cute. It's like a radly out of dog Okay, I will accept that. I actually will accept that because I think that there is value in that but in an initial first It looks like an e-walk, you know I mean, my impression is like, look at that starving terrified Ewok. And you know, look at this like shaking, they cut to the dog and it's just shaking. It's like the skinny little dog shaking. And I think that what Deandra does is she does what I do with my dog,

because you know, I'm like, I like Deandra. I'm always worried about my weight and stuff and always complaining about it and I was saying I'm on the diet like while I wait for the pizza to come. But my dog, like my dog has to stick on the diet. I'm in charge of his food so he gets the same amount of food every day. And so I think that's what Deandra does to her dog too. It's like maybe I'll eat a thing of donuts, but you're only getting a half a cup of food in the morning and a half a cup of food at night. And the dogs just look at,

our dogs are both just looking at us like, please. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I will accept that. I could grow to find that dog to be adorable because I know sometimes you sometimes when you see like an ugly animal in like an ugly pet, you're like, that's an ugly pet, but then when you have that moment where it's personality really comes out, you can't help I think it's like the cutest thing in the world. So I am open to change the revise in my opinion, but I'm just saying

at first blush, I just really felt like it's not nice to say that like a human is ugly. We're not doing that, but I'm serving the right to still be able to say it bad dogs. So, or any animal to be honest, like show me a good bat and I'll be like, that's an ugly bat. I can do that. That's a cute, that's a cute two. I mean, look, all animals are cute. I saw a very ugly bird yesterday, by the way. It was an ugly bird. Well, it was probably ugly on the inside, like a crackle. Those birds are ugly on the inside. They're ugly. Yeah.

I think there are some very cute bats, but there are some bats that are like fully fugged. Like they're like fugged bats, and I'm sorry, like they just are not. There's cute bats. There's like such hot bats. They're cute, and there are hot bats, but there are also some fug bats. I think that like, you know, they're not all, they're not all blessed. This is why bats hide under the bridge at night, okay? So they don't have to face the judge mental terrain that you've created, Ben. People like you. Some of them just, they just need veneers, okay? So, anyway, it's a Deandra. Deandra pulls out all these like vials and everything.

And she's like, throughout my life, I have always been interested in ACE for medicine, Shamanic medicine, Amazonian plant medicine, Snow LG medicine, Mother medicine, Wine medicine, all the medicines, Jeremy. If you promised me the family youth, my asshole come up, my boobs look better, my cell light to go away.

I'll put him, I'll put him in my mouth, okay? It can be well-giss for a while care So then Randy and Stephanie come over and Stephanie's like oh We have the same coffee maker, but mine is like not as show off. He is yours. Oh, it's not amazing and then it's like Oh, she showed me how to use that cuz I just I just all I see is wasted money every time I pass that. It's like one of Jeremy's kids is here on the couch sleeping. Yeah. So yeah,

cause like one of those coffee makers that's like installed into your wall, which I don't know, that's really a lot. So watch me, watch me that. I feel like, guys, I think I'm getting, I'm thinking about getting a coffee maker that's installed in my wall I'm like I'm like Kyle Richard's of coffee makers

I think it's a lot if you have to get a coffee maker installed in your wall Anyway, so surgery come on girls. Let's have an even playing field. I never get the plastic surgery Like whoa the next year The situation oh so Stephanie and Deandra are gonna plan a birthday for Brandi And this is this means a lot for Deandra because since Brandy doesn't like to celebrate her birthday, well, she doesn't like to celebrate her birthday,

but Deandra wants to celebrate Brandy, because when Brandy bought her the Chachki necklace in Colorado two years ago, that was like the most special thing that has ever been done for me ever. More special than anything my mother has ever done. Hey, the last just got in this place. What happened?

I know I was thinking, didn't your mother just give you a business? You know, Mama Dees at home just like brushing a wig too hard while she watches this. So then we cut to Brandy, special Brandy who bought Dandra a purse when Dandra was too poor to afford it, which we only know because Leah Mach was like you're poor Brandy's at home staring on the way we are going you are beautiful You are passionate you are kind I was like what is this the help stop You're not allowed to say you were passionate like that.

You were passionate like that literally defeats the purpose. And then she says that, you know, she always felt she didn't like celebrating her birthday because she always felt like it was a burden to other people. But now she's sort of like learned about self love and, you know, so now she's doing self love. And her version of self love is just looking really sad in the mirror saying, I know it has the plan for me.

There's a path for me. You're so passionate. You're not a children. I'm happy. And full of the figure. Oh my God. You're like, oh. My mind is I do that too.

I just walk past to mirror, go hot. I'm still walking, works for me. But I don't, I don't, I don't know. I don't need like a full monologue in front of the mirror brand. You see, he's lighting up a little. The mirror's probably like, God, lady. No, no.

No, no. I know, I'm all for self love, self care, and give yourself a monologue in the mirror. Your reality star, you deserve it. But like try to put some, I know I'm all for self love, self care and give yourself a monologue in the mirror. Your reality started to serve it. But like try to put some, try to put some of that self love into the self love. Like try to like, you know, think it to you make it girl. Yeah.

So then back at the other house, Dan just like, what about a trait to you? Great fun. Which is winery. Which she's gonna love. We love fun. And Stephanie's like, um, I love it, but but we're gonna have to get Jen some kombucha. Okay, don't forget that. Big plot point there.

I actually did not notice that stuff said that. I didn't realize that stuff said that. It is a plot point though. I see what you're saying. So Deandra's excited, especially because there's a donut shop there. She's like, of course I would know that mother. And so she opens up her

HB laptop, which is funny because the way it looked, I thought it said lip on the background. I was like, of course, the Andra has a laptop that says lip. And then I was like, it's like a very recognizable laptop brand that I'm just missing reading right now. Okay, great. And she doesn't know how to use it, which is hilarious. And so like her. And she's like, well, my second slip is a great bind. I might have to give her, which is hilarious. And so like her. And she's like, well, my psychiatrist lives in great vines. I might have to give her a call. It carries me to me again. Maybe.

You have to stop calling Donut Psychiatrist, OK? That's not right, Deandra. Stephanie is with her mom now. And she's, I don't know why I'm writing all this down. The mom's with biscuit on the chairs. A cute dog. You can be wiggling biscuit. You're going to fall.

I just like that warning to biscuit. Biscuit might fall if he if biscuit wiggles. So yeah, so basically Stephanie Travis gave her an office for her foundation, her locker room charity, and she, but it's the ugliest office ever, so she's going to go over and paint it and put some lipstick on that pig, and so she has her mom to be a support. Yeah, so Stephanie is like trying to figure out what all the supplies are. She's looking at a paint pan and it has one of those paint or paint pan liners in it. She's like, I don't even know what these are for.

We don't need these, right? And her mom's like, yes, honey, yes, honey, we need those. And so Stephanie's telling us that she went into social services when she was young because that's what her mom did. And her mom's so supportive of her. It's like much more than Travis. I mean, if I said I wanted to be a brain surgeon, like my mom would like say, oh my God,

like I believe in you and I believe that you can go to school and like work on people's work. Do it. Stephanie, you could do it. I support you. So Stephanie and Travis have a stupid bet. This is basically, by the way, a retread of various seasons of New Jersey where Joe Gorega is like, well, less than your woman, you can't do a business.

But thankfully, this one so far is like a little bit more entertaining. Basically, if Stephanie does a good job with the office, which I don't know what it means to do, a good job with the office, but if she does a good job, then Travis has to hire a chef to make them a romantic dinner. But if Stephanie doesn't do a good job, then she has to give him a back massage with oil. And she's like, that's all I need to know, not to do a good job, then she has to give him a back massage with oil. And she's like, that's all I need to know, not to do a bad job. He's like big foot. Like first you find the hair, and then you press in, and then you find the back. Don't you think she was about to say

blow job? Because she's like, and if I don't do a good job, then I have to give him a back massage with oil. Low massage. I mean, back up. And she's like, I don't think he realizes how amazing I am. So his brother Travis's brother comes to help them. And he's like, all right, are you ready to move? Is this a computer unplugged? And she's like, I don't know. Like, how does that work?

Like, should we take the glass off of the desk? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, oh, I'm just a girl. Yeah. Like, you're kind of leading lending credence to a Travis's to you here. All right.

Get it together. Computers plug in. It's all kind of, there's all sorts of, that's all sort of fucked up. I mean, I know it's all just for reality TV and just like a silly thing about like, if, if I'm a good girl, I get a dinner. If I'm a bad girl I have to massage my husband

Like how about you just do your office and it's okay and Travis just deals but you know But luckily somehow she pulls it off where I just go haha Yeah, definitely making like the 50s housewives thing fun again It's like oh, oh, oh, my god. This massage, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Melissa Gorka does it, she's like, I want to show people that I could be a role model too by opening up a boutique called Envy and you're like, hmm, this is a huge hit. And then puts like new tags on China Tag Gucci purses or whatever she was doing over there. Yeah, it's like all of a sudden, Capri Pants are like her, like, her feminist story. I'm like, I like her feminist story. I'm like, hmm.

I don't know. So the guys like, do you have tape? And she's like, have shoe bases. So then they start moving everything out. And Stephanie's like, my husband is like so cheap. Like I couldn't hire movers. So like, unless it's for him, like he's not going to pay for anything.

And then they're loading up a Travis Holman moving truck. Like, yeah, mine, he did get you the, he did get you the office for free and a moving truck. And you're using his brother. So yeah, yeah, it's just as good. So yeah, they drive out with all their stuff and like basically scrape the truck against the tree. And it's hilarious.

So then we go back over to DeAndre's house and Jeremy is making dinner. And I don't know why I was amused by this. He's like, well, I'm making some pork chops and a beautiful salad. I was like, oh, if you do say so yourself, he's like, yeah, just chopped up some lettuce. To be a beautiful salad.

I'm like, okay, settle down. It's a salad. It's a salad. And we got some wine and cheese beforehand. Now how's that letter writing going? And she's like, Oh, well, I mean, I feel like it's a heartfelt to me. Like, it's very succinct because you know,

he didn't need a whole big thing. It's just baby steps. And she's like, you know what? One of the things I regret most is not having a relationship with my stepmother and my brother. Like give them half your money. Okay, that's the only way this is going to work. You can't just you can't just take all of that kids like inheritance and then be like, oh, you want to come over for for a cheese plate maybe sometime to my mansion poor person. Okay,

Jeremy's Jeremy's making a beautiful salad. I have some of it. Yeah, so she says that she's just never been a good communicator, but she's hoping that like when she's running a letter, she can be more thoughtful than usual. And then she doesn't want to mail it because that's not good TV. So she's going to drop it off in person. And she says, you know, I don't want a mail man to screw it up. I mean, I heard they lose 30% of all the mail. And we see a clip of Liam being like well I'm sorry I did you know the post office lose 30% of mail I don't know if you knew that which who knew that Leanne would be

ahead of the curve on post office controversies in this country. I know I And then it led to a year of like crazy post office. Sorry, the post office. Mix, a lean lock and stand on the postal service. It's it's ashamed that lean lock and was not cited in the attempts to site in the attempts to to say that there were ballas that were missing in the election. That was her chance that was her chance for a comeback for sure That was a big moment 30% of ballots in America have been lost So dandra like us together a wacky outfit to go like a disguise and She's like I'm gonna wear big glasses like but you always wear big glasses

And she's like, I'm gonna wear big glasses. I'm like, but you always wear big glasses. I'm gonna wear a scarf around my head. Like, if you know that this is how Deandra goes grocery shopping, you know. Also, way to make a mockery out of your attempts to become like family again, right? Like, cause then she's like later on. She's like, well, what?

I'm just worried that they might walk out the door. I'm like, well, then why are you in a silly costume? Why are you looking like Lily Tomlin dressed as the maid in big business? So Jeremy's like, how dandruff lives in her own flip and chaos kind of world. Everything is just so overdone. Oh, nobody's safe with me then.

He's like, well, I don't get bored, that's for sure. And I get all the medication and free pills in the world. So when Jeremy comes down with a heroin problem, you know who to look at. The oxy. So she's just like a pill queen. So then they so now they drive over to this person's house, the brother's house. And she like, like, puts this, she has this like big white scarf that's like around her shoulders. She gets out of the car and it's like, with her big glasses, like, and she just was like very wispy

and then just like drops the letter in the mailbox. And then they drive away and two seconds later, Mama D shows up dressed like the hamburger glor and goes to the mailbox and burns up the letter. That was in the director's cat, I believe. And she's like, my biggest fear is retention. I spent 16 years away. My family was hurt.

My brother was 16 after the suicide, but I didn't see him after that time. And he spent a lot more time with my father than I did. And he knew my father. He left with my father. Like you're lucky that none of this is during the trial because they would have given the money to the brother. Okay.

I barely even knew my dad, my brother knew him the best. Stop. You're not helping yourself. No. I got very distracted because there was just a loud clunk at my door and I'm the only one here right now. So do you want to go look? No, no, no.

So I'm just saying for anyone who was watching this and saw me being like, what? That was me being like, what is that noise? Why did my door just go? There's a ghost. It's mom care. You know what? I let it go.

Yeah. It's like, I let it go. Yeah. If you like something, I got to the point where I used to hear noises and I would wake up and be like, oh my god, I'm going to die. Maybe I should keep it knife, right? And then at some point I was like, is it worth all this? Maybe someone's here to kill me. If they do, I'll be dead. And then I would go back to sleep and that works best.

Well, if someone were here to kill me, first of all, hello, it's gonna be all recorded. So congratulations guys. You guys are gonna be part of the evidence in the trial. Second of all, wouldn't be better for me just to stay in here and let them do their thing and then leave and be me survive. I think it's actually that the air turned on and then it caused the door to shake or something. I don't know, it's weird.

That ever happened, you know? Mine's the ice know, it's weird. Is that ever happened? You know? Mine's the ice maker. It goes, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm like, you look in there, it's like there's one little piece of ice that's tumble bad. It's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

There's so actually, they are the Liam Lachin of appliances. I'm made of us. So then we go over to the office of Stephanie's redoing. Pininget Gray, that's a great office with her little girl to ask and stuff. And they talk about how the mom and dad, Stephanie's mom and dad used to work together.

And she's like, was that fun, mom? She's like, no, we worked at a grocery store and a gas station. I didn't mop the floor right. I didn't clean the meat slice or right. And then the light bulb will go off and I realize, you know, well, every time I do things bad, he comes and reduss it for me. So I just pretended to be bad at everything. Yeah, this actually disturbed me just because she said, well, we would pump gas and slice meat, which is a combo I don't love, you know, and then especially when she says that she didn't clean the meat slicer right after saying she pumped gas and sliced meat, I'm like, so to everyone who dropped by the Texaco deli and had some strange ailments afterwards,

this is why. So let's see, Stephanie is talking about how her dad would do everything for them, but then he would complain that he did everything for them. She's like, Travis is like my dad, but I guess it's real sick. So then the mom says, you know, when Stephanie left home, all she could do really was type. So she went back to school and it was good for her kids to see her working really hard, and it'll be good for Stephanie's voice to see that too.

And Stephanie's like, yeah, well, I think I've asked myself, you know, like for a while, I've just been like some rich lady and now I'm going to be like some rich lady who has like balls for poor people. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be totally different now. And then, and then there's like all this area of the wall that's unpainted and the mom's like, well, I left spots open for you. So that way, when Travis asked, did you do this, you can say, yes, I did all of it.

It wasn't just mom. And she's like, you're just saying that to get out of painting around you. Just like with dad. Hey, it worked once. Can do it again once to meet. Yeah. So then we go over to Cam's house and the kids are just like, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. Like cruise, I'm talking to daddy, okay? I can't hear him. I'm going to great fine today, honey. He's like, how's the house showing? She's like,

well, we have another one tomorrow do you think we're gonna get it? I don't know I'm not sure if I tell you mommy mommy mommy mommy so then we go to the ladies getting ready to go to great vine and Brandy is putting makeup on in Brooklyn's in there she's like where in pink? Doesn't look good on you. Pink's stupid, you're stupid. I don't know if pink looks dumb on you or you look dumb on pink. Oh, sorry, pink.

I'm passionate, I'm loved. I like pink, pink looks good on me. People like me. Good enough, I'm strong enough. And then we have Tiffany, Tiffany arrives at the Andras and the Andras, like, oh, take a look at this, I'm strong enough. And then we have Tiffany, Tiffany arrives at Deandra's and Deandra's like, oh, take a look at this, I'm goofing out. And Deandra has taken one of those mannequin heads

from the hair salons and put Brandy's, like a wig, a brandy wig on it. And it's like, this is Captain Brandy. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. And, you know, Tiffany's like, oh, so then Cameron comes over and she's, she, Cameron walks in and she hasn't seen Captain Brandy or DeAndre yet, so she walks in and she starts saying,

so for Brandy, I ended up finding pink glitter pills and it makes you poop glitter. Oh my God, what's that? finding pink glitter pills and it makes you poop glitter. Oh my God, what's that? Which is actually the perfect gift because Brandy loves poop. So it's actually that's a good friend gift. So Dan just like, this is Captain Brandy.

You all are tall and skinny. You're so tall and skinny and gorgeous. And then we get that for the rest of the episode. And I love that Cameron is a Nordisk America. She's like, she's got to stop that. Cameron's hot takes on Captain Brandy were actually hilarious. So, uh, best of Cameron sees it and it's like, um, Captain Brandy is giving me flashbacks to one of my dolls crying up, and we see a picture of Cameron's unnamed doll in 1984.

It's so horrifying. It's basically if you took like raggedy and a raggedy and wig and put it on court and like stuffed it full of plush. And it's just like, oh god, what is that? And she's like, I don't want to say it was creepy because in the day she wasn't creepy, but at night, I think she was moving around my room.

So it's probably court making sure you have water on your bedside table. What if that's the noise I heard? What if it's Cameron's doll? That's come over to be like, I just got hit in the face with a mosquito. So Dandra has also gotten them all like really orinate face mask thing, face shield

things. And so Tiffany loves her. She's like, it's never gonna be worse than G-Vibes. And then Carrie comes over. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, me, Carrie. She's the ring doorbell. She's like, hey, Brandy, what are these things you're wearing on your face? Oh my God, what is that you've got the answer? Ha! And then, um, Banderos, oh, they all start getting into the band. Wait, she punches.

She punches. She punches. She punches. Oh, the thing is, she punches. She punches it, my face. But it's like, it's like a passive aggressive punch and everything gets quiet. Like, ooh, she didn't do a yes and, you know.

She pretend, she punched, dumped, she punched, she punched, new brandy. So then the vans arrived and everybody basically gets to get in the van. And vans are like, well, I realized that three juniors might be too many juniors for this Mm-hmm. Yeah, because Jen is there also in case anyone was wondering

And oh and Brent I'm Deandra also threatens to not give Carrey one of the fancy face masks because she's being mean So so everyone's like arriving so they get on the bus and Carrey is like, so what is everyone going to drink? We have rosé, we have white one. Oh come on. Uh, the endram be hosted. Get to work. Be a hostess. Your hostess be the word. Come on, do it the endram. Hey, where's the wine bucket the end? Brothers, no, there's no bucket for the wine. Be a hostess. Oh, where's the wine opener? Oh, you don't have a wine opener, come on! You're not the hostess, come on! How about be a guest and be quiet

and enjoy the fact that you have a free trip to grapevine? So Deandra tells us another tale of the trunk show. I don't know why we don't get to see these trunk shows because they just sound like the most hilarious disasters. So Deandra's like, well, you know what, Kerry, one time I was like, I was whitenuckling on the steering wheel for an entire hour back from the trunk show

because she kept on talking to me, but had to run my business that I've run since 2008, right into the ground mind you. But that's what, the grand is still a destination, okay? I did that on purpose. There was a certain kind of snow out to you could only find it underground. L22, it's called L22.

So Jen's like, I have to pee. Steph's like, I'm gonna have to pee too. Oh my God, let's call Brandy. She'll have a pee bucket. Yeah, and she does. Brandy, when we then go to Brandy and she's like sanitizing Bruins' little like potty training toilet, which I thought

was really hilarious. Like, you know, like that's one of my favorite things about moms is like, you know, how the whole thing about mom, they have the bag, they just have everything that comes out of the bag. And this is sort of like an extension of that. She's like, okay, I've got a toilet. I'm going to literally bring a toilet onto the bus.

Oh, yeah, I've got a toilet in some gum if anybody needs it. So they get there and they stake the head in the ground to be one of the guests or something and Bradley comes out and she's like, Oh, what is that? And then we get the top chef. She's like, I'm good enough. I'm beautiful. People like me. Hey, why has my reflection not speaking back to me?" And Deandra was like, oh, this is Captain Brandy. She helps me lead my expedition. I'm Captain Brandy. Brandy's like, this was nice, but I didn't need to stick with my head on it.

But isn't that the mark of a true real housewife? So then, they all get on the bus, and they do terrible variations of Indy Club by 50 cent. There's a lot of like, it's your birthday party like birthday. It's yours under club Bob. It's your birthday, it's your birthday. You don't look at party in the birthday party. Club party for the club. Birthday party, birthday party.

I remember they take turns on the stripper pole and the party bus and Tiffany's like, oh yeah, I'm definitely seeing the end or I'm working on pole, malls or. And Dan was like, oh yeah, I had a stripper pole in my house. I mean, what I think I was engaged three times. 13 times. 13 times?

Yeah, she goes, what I think I was engaged so many times and then it gets like really quite engaged 13 times. 13 times. Yeah, she goes, well, I think I was engaged so many times and then it gets like really quite a good It goes engaged 13 times I was really hoping to get to 22 and 22 So um, so then Tiffany's like I have no stripper moves like when would I have learned to shake my ass for money? Okay last time I checked you don't do pole dancing on a cadaver, all right? But she would have done better than this Jen girl at least. Jen just kind of leans on it and she's like,

the clearly some of this is a step touch back and forth. I was like, it's everyone's parents at a wedding on the dance floor. I think I've done this move before. Minor animals. My dad crawls around on the ground and does the alligator. Oh, well, you haven't really danced until you see my father do his double point thing where he does this. He goes, first, he's like a little... Oh, I do that. Yeah, I do that. But no, he goes first, it's like a lot.

Oh, I do that, yeah, I do that. But no, but no, but it's, but no, but it has, it has like a crest to it. So the first one's like a this, but the second one's like a this. So he goes like a, and then this one, then he goes the other way, he goes to it. That's an exclusive for Crapins on the Band right there.

Everyone like that. My dad's dance. So they know right, everybody, let us do a shot, it's time for shot, it's time. Oh they know right everybody let us do a shot. It's time for shot. Oh, you know what I'm not going to do a shot today. And the ender's like, come on, Kerry. Come on, Kerry. Do a shot.

Do a shot. Do a shot, Kerry. Like making fun of how Kerry is always trying to foreshots on people. And I said, no, I don't do shots like that. It's warm. I mean, come on. Be a hostess. You can have a chill shot. Come on, dad. And the ender's like, well, you're. I mean, come on. Be a hostess. You can't have a chill shot. Come on, dad. And the end is like, well, you're being such a baby right now. And I got me for the next

time that you try to make me drink a drink and it's not going to go in your favor. So hurting your first. It's not going in your favor. Yeah. Dandruff is finally getting pissed. So then we get to this great fine place and dandruff's like oh my god here's Captain Brandy and Cameron just takes the head and throws it. It's like this Captain Brandy has like, has like summoned some deep dark. Drama. I don't know where the hamster is.

It's probably because it's the only cast member that's thinner than her now. No. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't, it's very scary. And then she goes, Ed Ed Cameron, she's so funny, here she goes. There's a lot of funny girls in our group.

The Andrews not one that I think is funny. Like, this is not funny, it's just like annoying. I'm not like, oh, that's annoying, it's like, it's annoying. Like that is, like I love that. She just says the same words over and over again, but her tone is just the way she modulates it between them says everything.

That is perfection. So Dandruff doesn't care. She brings the head in any way. And the host is just like, great, ahead on a stick. Thanks guys. And Dandruff's like, this is Captain Brandy.

Oh, Dandruff, this is so crammed. Just drop it, please. And then again, and then again, that's Cameron just on the side still complaining I'm in this there's like a wine tray on the Hostest stand and cares like oh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ah Oh did anybody tell you that somebody here doesn't drink alcohol of course not because that was so worse hostess ever

Because that was the worst hostess ever It's like I feel like I'm gonna see commercials late at night from like the Like the church of Jesus Christ in Latter-day sense. I'll be like Like the community message So so then Pam Pam our wine person so they drink their wine and then she gives them a tour of the vineyard. She's like, well, right over here you'll see some grapes. And yes, you can eat them right off the, I got some gloves so you can eat them right off the vine. They have a lot of seeds. They have, they're mostly all seed. They're basically seed with skin, but they have so much flavor. Don't they have so much flavor, right? Just the seed.

And Brandy's like, who won great pad five seeds? I was like, yes, that's what I was saying. Okay. And Cameron's like, um, you know what, Captain Brandy needs to stay in this vineyard and never come back. So we're going to have to find a way to get rid of it. Corey me. Okay, okay, let's do it. So then they go into this wine room, that's just all for them, like this big barn. Here we go, you know, now this is the house where I've seasoned where you should be very, very afraid of what happens in housewise wine barns. Okay.

If it's seasoned, if it's season five, and you're in a barn, she's gonna go down. So, Carrie is like, yeah, she's like, oh, let's get the entry into the bathroom. So that way we can teach Captain Brandy in the vineyards and terrify generations to come. So, uh, because by the way, if you run into Captain Brandy in that vineyard, you will be traumatized for a long time. So Carrie's like, oh, Tandrom, surprise, you don't have to go to the bathroom, Tandrom, I don't have to go to the bathroom.

So, you know what, you're on my nurse, Carrie, and I'm about to tell you what I think in two minutes. And next time do you plan a party, I'll be sure to criticize every few seconds. Okay, me, I'm just starting putting on her lipstick, like trying not to kill somebody, you know, see old, like self-defense lipstick move for you, like a killer or a put on tons of lipstick. Yeah, and then D'Angels like D'Angels like carry is taking every opportunity to make me feel like shit And then we see a montage of all Carries past aggressive comments over the season so far, which is a lot concerning this is like episode three And so then carries like I'm not criticizing the elements. I'm criticizing the elements. You forgot about be a hostess I'm criticizing the elements. I'm criticizing the elements. You forgot about me. Oh, there's me. Oh, there's

You didn't have eyes. You didn't have a wine bucket. I'm sorry. I'm running a business. It's actually viable right now and counts like girl We all have businesses Yes business business business She like should I recite the alphabet a be Be all this in cameras like girl are you kidding me because you get checks from your mom? Okay from your mom And then deandre sing like well, I do a lot of work. I work so hard. I work baby

I do that. I know she's work so hard. I work very hard. She's talking about how she has to work in all the time. And Carrie's like, I'm just saying what's wrong. Cameron goes, Paul, this charcoot re-plotter is amazing. Oh, they did that here to why. And they really did that, but I didn't do it. I can guarantee you that.

Wow, I just, Cameron just trying to move it off off to the even though Cameron is now part of the argument even She's like let's just move this on let's just talk about the platter. Let's like calm things down and even get his like I'm gonna find a way to make the platter about the andra So that's the end of it. Dandruff's pass. So hopefully we get to see Dandruff tell stupid carry off, because Carrie really is an asshole. Although this is very reminiscent of that scene, right when Leanne was ruining her entire career last year in Thailand.

It is. It's reminiscent of that once you went off on Carrie, because up until that point, it was like, oh, they're being so mean to Leanne, like wearing that dress that dress and say, holy and really? So this is the dress. So this is how it is. Oh, really? This is your dress. And it just kept going. And you're like, oh, my God, Carrie is the worst. And then Liam topped her in the hoosle. I know. But yeah, she's, yeah, Carrie is. So Carrie and Deandra were both doing that. So now it's like, Liam's not there. So let's

watch them do it to each other and they are. They're gonna rip each other to shreds. And Carrie was also doing this a little bit on their trip to Mexico to her house. Although Leanne was also being a pill. That episode. But she's being a hilarious pill. That was before, again, as he said, she ruined her career. So, but yeah, Carrie is terrible. And it's a to be continued because Kerry is like, she's like, okay, both of those back, pretend we're not even fighting. And Tiantra goes, oh, that all you want. And it's like to be continued.

They're gonna fight all they want. In the wild. So we'll see, it's probably gonna be just like, you'll be fine, but. Yeah, I mean, like literally nothing happened. Like nothing happened on this episode And I thought it was so hilarious So yeah, well that's Dallas for you honey and now it's time to go everybody

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