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Episode Date: December 13, 2019

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Real housewives of Dallas. We knew we'd have to have this sort of episode. I have so many thoughts. I have so many thoughts in general before we start recapping. And I think it's really good for it. So it's really interesting. I mean, my mind is of two places with this episode. On the one hand, it was a fucking hilarious episode.

It was like full of all the melodrama and ridiculousness that I want out of my real housewives. It was full of like petty arguments. It was like turf wars over friends. Like that's what I live for. So on the one hand, it was a great episode. But on the other hand, Leanne said some racist shit and we have to like really address that. Yeah. Leanne said some really stupid racist shit. Also, you know, what better time to congratulate your friends on their work than during a racist rant. But congratulations to Danny Pellegrino and Ariana and Tom for their new book, Fancy AF Cocktails. Cause I went to their launch party the other day,

I'm a Los Angeles right before we left for here. And we saw a lot of our friends there. I went with Laura from Subpodcast. My little baby darling. We saw a ton of our friends there. I met Katie from Vander Proper rules, which is terrifying. You know, and I said, right at front, I will be mocking you relentlessly and we probably shouldn't talk. Okay. How's that? I saw so many people and everyone was really nice. We had a good time. So I'll lean. You know, we're friends with Leanne, lovely Anne, Leanne, what the fuck? Okay, so we haven't seen Leanne since any of this happened, and she's like, well, I haven't even listened to your episodes because I just can't listen to them. I said, well, you probably shouldn't, because guess what we say? So you're being a race at task hole every week constantly, so if that's gonna hurt your family,

probably, probably shouldn't listen to that. So's like, but it was taken out of context. And I was like, well, they got you then. Like, if that's how they, that's what happened. And they just found that many things out of context that they got you, because it looks bad. Looks really, really bad. And her, you know, basically, I don't want to repeat everything because, A, I'm not here to title tale.

And B, it was a private conversation that kept on and on But I did I've you know, I just said that's not really good luck Whatever and she was talking a little bit about the reunion and how it continues to not be a good look And it's not gonna end the none of this is gonna end well But her basic defense, I guess is that Kerry keeps saying throughout the season on the Mexicans So this and this and this and I'm a Mexican said this and this and this and I'm not afraid of season, I'm a Mexican, so this and this and this. I'm a Mexican, so this and this. I'm not afraid of this because I'm a Mexican. I'm tough because I'm a Mexican.

So when she's saying that, she's saying it like that. If you're such a Mexican, then I was like, yeah, but if that's one time, then that's something. But this is very, very bad. Well, that's what I actually suspected was her defense. And in fact, when you go back to episodes, when she first says in front of the elevator, I was in my mind, I was like, I could sort of see that's what she was responding to and by the way, I'm not trying to give an excuse, I have to say like my general thing I do in life is that I always

like try to see the other side. Like it's like not, I'm not trying to get like I'm an angel, I'm just saying like it's my survival mechanism is that I'm always trying to make things good between parties. So if I see that someone says some bad shit, I'm always like, well maybe they meant this context. Maybe it was this. Because I just, for my own thing, my own way of existing in the world, I need peace. And I tried to really give Leanne the benefit of the doubt, et cetera, although it's really not like, she's not necessarily owed that, but I tried to just because that's my psychological thing that I do with people in general. And, you know, I do think, I actually do sincerely believe that she, Leanne, Leanne actually has a very diverse group of friends,

and I'm not saying it to be like, well, I know black people or something like that, you know? She does, and I think that maybe she thinks she has a hall pass. And the truth is she doesn't have a hall pass. She actually can't say things like this like, Tropy Mexican because even though Kerry may say multiple times, even if it's not even in the episode, even if she says, well, I'm a Mexican. Well, I'm a Mexican. It's still, Leanne doesn't really have the hall pass

to say, oh, the trophy Mexican, the trophy Mexican, because phrases like that, or that sort of sentiment and that sort of tone has been weaponized against Mexicans a lot. And so it's like different. It's different when Kerry says, I'm a Mexican versus when Leanne says it. And I don't know if Leanne realized that.

Of course, yeah. And that's a problem that Le Leon's gonna have to realize, I'm hopeful that she will, because she act, Leon is an ally to like a lot of groups, like especially the LGBT community. And I'm sure Carney's, but I'm hopeful that she can learn from the experience. Elephants, you know.

Elephants, elephants, broken elephants. Yeah, so it's just, it's bad. It's not good. But is that really, there's not like really a great part of this? No, it's not. It's not, she shouldn't have said it. It's not right.

And for me, what's fascinating to me about this whole ordeal is that it brings up in my mind lots of questions about cancel culture, right? Because we have a lot of people, and there are a lot of people on Twitter who are saying, I'm done with Leanne. Some are even saying I'm done with Dallas, which by the way, you shouldn't be, because Dallas is still a really entertaining show.

But, you know what? And I'm not gonna take that away from them. You know, if people are feeling like, I'm done with Leanne, you know what? I think that's fully their right. Leanne, dog her own grave with her fans. You know, she, you know, she should have been smarter. She should have realized like even if she was not intending it in a way like that I'm not personally canceling her

I'm hopeful that she can learn and she can grow from it because I still think that she is reality TV gold and I think that she is someone who could grow from it. She just has to like, fucking listen, when people are saying, this is why, this is why what you said is wrong. Yeah, and it's an interesting conversation to have just with her like in real life. It's a so bizarre, but also I have to give credit for just getting hammered and not hammered

in the drunk way, but just like sitting with somebody who's not going to be like, oh, everything's great. You're fine and her not getting mad. Yeah, listen to you. She said it. She was like, you know, like, I guess, thanks because the people do cancel your ass. And listen, maybe I know a lot of people out there, I've been getting your messages, you know, I get it.

And maybe there should be part of that, but listen, if I just started canceling every problematic person in my life, I would have no family. I don't have so much fewer friends. And looking around those parties. Looking around that party of people that we do know that have had really problematic storylines

and shit happen on those shows. And I could name them all here, but I'll spare us all the time I'm like Geez and it's bad, you know, and I think if someone was just like fuck that You know, I look at someone like Ryan from real house as a varns county all last night comparing Leanne to Ryan and why those situations Different where Ryan tries to have a storyline after he gets caught saying kill trans people in you know different wording But he was saying,

you know, when are we gonna be allowed to take our guns and make this right or whatever about trans people? Yeah. And then they do a storyline for Ryan, oh, it's just depression. And fucking poor Ryan, we're all supposed to feel sorry for Ryan. And then of course Ryan comes back on Instagram recently

and just like, oh, I got hit by my car. And by some Mexican that I'm sure doesn't have insurance and doesn't'm, you know, by some Mexican that I'm sure doesn't have insurance and doesn't know, you know, did no English or blah, blah, blah, and he denied it and said his wife did it. But of course, you know, whatever, some horrible racist bullshit. I mean, there's something to me,

there's a difference in like, obviously, that's intense. It's part of a larger and harder to be in. Like, well, and it's also intense. It's like that person, that fucking Mexican did this to my car, whatever. Whereas Liam in my mind has kind of like, I call it, this is also problematic,

how I'm about to describe this, but like the drag queen defense where it's like, I'm just kidding, I can say whatever I want, you know, like being shitty and like saying like, shitty little things as long as it's funny, and it's like, but you don't have I can say whatever I want, girl, you know, like being shitty and like saying like shitty little things as long as it's funny. And it's like, but you don't have that. Yeah. That's what I mean.

Yeah, the whole past. Yes. And so her saying like, I don't think it's offensive or whatever. It's like, but it was. So like, you know what I mean? Yeah. As opposed to somebody who's like, it's not offensive because these fucking Mexicans come over here and do whatever

they want. Exactly. They don't even have to get insurance. And there are a lot of people who are like, but Kerry is Mexican. There's nothing wrong with saying, just trippy Mexican, because she is a Mexican. And it's like, for me, again, it's like, yes, she is a Mexican. But those phrases coming from a white person, like those are words that have been used to really sort of discriminate

against Mexicans, people of color. And that's why it offends people. And that's why it's not apples and apples and orange when Carrie says it versus when Leanne says it. And I think that like when it comes to cancel culture, my personal policy is that I don't have a personal policy. I take a case by case because every one you can't just apply like a blanket thing like, oh, for every single person like the moment they do this, I'm gonna cancel them. For some people I will. I will cancel Ryan

because I think he posts offensive stuff on Instagram and he says offensive things and he's always been trash by the way. And it comes from a hateful, hateful place, right? I think Leanne's, for me, it came from an ignorant place. It's definitely racially insensitive at best. It's fully racist, at worst. But for me, I also see her as someone who, I think that could learn from this. And I think, you know, but for other people,

if they want to cancel Leanne, I'm not gonna be like, you can't cancel Leanne. Everyone's got to do what they feel is right. What works for them. And I think that like, for me, I think what would be worse, I think that if she said, I fucking hate Mexicans because of X, Y and Z, that's like, like, that's worse, you know, I think that like, hey, Mexicans are all rapists. You know, that to me is actually a lot worse. Well, it's like an older family member a couple of years ago I was getting on.

Like, you can't just say whatever Mexicans, you know? Yeah. And they were like, well, why that's a nationality. Like, the same thing we're hearing now. Like, it's a nationality, it's not a race. And I said, okay, saying Mexican isn't bad, but saying fucking Mexican is bad Like I don't know how else to explain it to you, you know, but you fucking you fucking learn or you're gonna

You're gonna knock on it. Your life is gonna be over because people aren't putting up with that shit You're brightly so, you know, so anyway, I don't want to like have like a huge lecture It has to be addressed, but we do need to address it because... And like, Leanne, you know, like, the key is from this point forward, you have to like realize, like, don't dig your heels in on this shit. Like, realize why people are upset and like, recognize it and like, you know, like... It's also interesting because the country's been reacting to it for the past few weeks because it's been on the show. We've been reacting to it, obviously,

calling it out on our show. But now the cast is finally starting to do it. And that's gonna start next week where the cast is like, wait a minute, you're racist. That's gonna be really interesting because to me, it's like we've already been doing this, so it's not really anything new, but now it's new because the cast, we're going to see how the show actually deals with it.

And Yikes. Well, wow. I mean, like, Leon, why do you have to do this? Because otherwise, it was such a hilarious episode, Leon. I know. Thanks a lot, Leon. Well, nevertheless, let's jump into the recap. And, you know, because there was a lot of shit that happened this episode.

And by the way, you gotta love any episode of the Real Housewives that opens up with someone saying, do you know how many clue, do you have any clue how many sex workers we just looked at? Oh my gosh. I had to stand next to them. Cameron's like why are you yelling at me? Because you know that what she say I wrote seeing that fucking cut fitness. Oh, that's you That's I did by was spelling it right look. I'm not even saying the sea. Where do my notes anymore? I've really changed

Wow, people can change Look at that. Because that loop just wants to prove how tough she is because she came from Mexico. Also, when you're saying things like Mexico, and then you say, Mexico, that's also a thing that makes it worse. If anyone's keeping lists out there, yeah, don't do that.

And then she's doing that thing where she's doing a lot of nonsense actions that don't make any sense with what she's saying. She's going like Because that is from me. He go, but then she starts making a jack off I got sure got me. Yeah When they have to say my full overdrive like her Her CPU is just sending off all the wrong things all at once But my favorite thing was that like when when she says this crazy thing, like, well, she's a fucking cut fitness,

and to help, she thinks she's tough, cause she's from Mako, Cameron's response is, I thought it was butt darts. I don't even know what butt darts are. And I don't know how that would possibly make, possibly make it like somehow. Well, I thought she was saying like, but they can talk about butt darts, but not this, like, why is one thing okay? And the other ones, I thought she was saying like, but they can talk about, but Darts,

but not this, like, why is one thing okay? And the other ones, I don't know, I didn't know what was happening. And Liam's like, where is the one who wanted to do it? Brandy and Stephanie and I, we didn't want to do it. And like, I guess you did.

They did at least. And Cameron's like, but, Carrie's just another member of the group. And it doesn't matter who it was. He wanted to do it. It's like the group thing. And she's like, but Carrie's just another member of the group and it doesn't matter who it was. He wanted to do it. It's like the group thing. And she's like, yeah, and we just sat there in the back. It's like, well, Carrie and I ran out.

It was you guys, she didn't run out. So now she's turning it on her like, you're saying you didn't want to be there, but you sat there, I ran the hell out of there, the minute I saw what was going on. By the way, I actually do think, we don't, I don't think we really talked about this last week because we were doing it in St. Louis.

So we're just having a fun time. But it is actually kind of shitty, I think, that if you have like a group of friends and you wanna see a ping pong show in the Red Light District and a friend is like, I don't wanna go in there, it makes me uncomfortable. And to be like, come on, come on, come on, come on. I actually think that's pretty shitty. I think that's pretty shitty. That's like it's not like being like hey

let's go the cheesecake factory when you get some cheesecake. It's like some people really don't want to see that shit and it like really does cross-pricell boundaries and this is what was interesting about the episode to me is that like there's a lot of like here we have Liam being totally offensive and rude and then in another second I also find myself in a different way standing up for her, you know? I was and I was like, think of home. Well, there's that. I've done it with my friends on group trips where people want to do some nasty shit that I'm just not into at that moment.

Yeah. I would, I'm like, I don't want to do this and I'm not going to see it and I take a new verb back to my hotel. Like, yeah, it's not that hard. I know, I know the questions, I don't know, are they allowed to do that on this show? I know, or if she goes home, does she force everyone to go home? Which also sucks too.

I mean, like, I don't know. They were in three different camps when they ended up going home. So I don't know. It's not like they're in the same truck. Yeah, I would just say that in general, I can also be like fine. If I can't go home, I'm gonna ruin it for the night

then I can stand outside or I can eat in that little restaurant with a pizza or whatever. Yeah, but I just think in general as like, like I hate that. I think if there's a group trip and there's, and like there's something that really could like make someone feel truly uncomfortable and then someone's just like, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Like, I think that is like a little bullshit too, by the way. Yeah, but then that ruins their whole shooting night, like they were, they had already planned and gotten, you know, I don't know. I don't know. On this one, I'm not with her on any way and not even because of the race stuff, but just because she was being a pain in the ass this whole time. It's like, oh, I don't really do that. I don't want to do that.

Cameron, you can't do that. You can't do that. That's when a friend starts making me nuts when they start bossing me around I don't like being busted around So lian's like well So anyway camera it's like we we were the ones you left and she's like, but I was the one who boys I didn't want to go and she's like okay, but you yelled at me right now really aggressive lane and that's like insane She tells us I've never been yelled at like that

That's like insane. She tells us, I've never been yelled at like that. By a grown-up in my entire life. I just had to... I just had to flash up her daughter being like, fuck you mother! Mother, do you know how many sex workers we just saw? Um, I also, I mean, but you know, I mean, I'm like going back and forth because then I also, the camera is like, um, no one made you do anything, which is also true. I mean, I think it's shitty of camera to, um, for, of carry to pressure Liam, but I also agree that Liam is a grown woman and she didn't, if she didn't want to go and she didn she had to protect carry. So she's like, I'm not gonna let people I care about in a place as dangerous all alone. I wanna protect people I care about.

And that's why I couldn't protect everyone and I'm not so upset. I was like, oh for Christ sake, just go home. I'm always feeling off feeling like I can't protect people in addition to the security detail that Bravo has provided for us. I want people to feel safe, which is why I threatened to murder them with kitchen knives, sitting baskets, and throw glasses against walls. And so then, yeah, so I mean, Leanne is truly doing like a mommy dead

and dearest to Cameron, like try fully trying to like take over this maternal role and like get her under her, under her thumb and she's like, I worry about you and I don't want you being exposed to shit that you never should be exposed to. You don't ever need to say something like that. Pretty long, young flyer lucky, you don't need to sleep, eh?

I know and she's just like hugging and crying. And crying and cameras like, I know, I know and she's just like hugging and crying and cameras like I know I know What it was four hours ago never even heard of a ping pong show and once I realized I was like oh show and once I realized I was like, oh, F, we're out of here. Take me to some real butt darts, please. Also, how is Cameron like, like the implications that Cameron's like cool with butt darts? Well, I don't even know what butt darts are, but last season, she spent like the entire season complaining that Deandra shot a cake cup out of her ass. Yeah, last year she was extremely offended by the cake up. Yeah, so then Leanne. Well at least she's consistent.

Yeah, so Leanne finally finds an angle that she knows is gonna work on Cameron to bring Cameron back to her side and she goes, how are you gonna describe it once you get back to Dallas? You know, Cameron going into the red light just like is not something that is acceptable in Dallas society. Can you imagine if we all saw Laura Bush walking out of a new debar like

I was sort of like that Also Laura Bush was the first lady, so I'm not really sure what I'm working You're talking about here, but Cameron is like a housewife in Turtle Bay talking about here, but Cameron is like a housewife in Turtle Bay. Yeah. Lord Bush was the first lady in Cameron's sold Sparkle Dog. Cameron's sold stock food.

So not really sure if those are two equal things, but I appreciate the attempt. I appreciate the attempt. So then she's like, the Jumby Mexican have to have her way. I'm like, okay, so now she's a chubby Mexican. She said, that was chirpy. Oh, that was when she said, chirpy Mexican. Yeah, but the way. I'm like, okay, so now she's a chubby Mexican. She said, that was churpy. Oh, that was when she said, churpy Mexican. Yeah, but the low-cash, like, hurt.

Churpy Mexican so many times in the previews that I was eating while I watched this, out of like, I was rage eating. So you just added that. I'm not even allowed to upset about, I was like so upset. I'm like, how could you do this to me? That's how I felt.

I like that you were so angry at Leanne that you decided to also just give her like, there's just like, Anne on top that she's fat, she made me like, let's just give it all to her. Like, I was furious that she was chubby shaving me while I had like a muffin going into my mouth. By the way, little chirpy Mexican never say that again. Not nice, not a nice thing to say.

Yes. Bad, badly in. Leanne will, yeah, not a good scene. So yeah, it's just like, I'm so brave, Mexico, Mexico. I can't get anybody's ass. I was just, at that point I'm just bracing for some sort of like, ay, ay, ay, ay, moment or something like that.

I was like, please, can we just, this is awful. Yeah, it was really bad. But then she does get Cameron, because Cameron's like, wait a minute, what do you want to do when I go back to Dallas? I just don't know. So now she's gone. So Cameron tells us, she's like, um, you are not allowed to put a noun or a verb in front of a nationality. Okay, cannot do that, but the last thing I'm going to do is call her on that, because she's not acting like a sane person right now. So Liam's like, I'm sorry, but you'll never catch me, Lionel,

and you'll never catch me putting you in an unsafe environment. Well, sorry, I just had to throw that glass in a wall. I don't know where that came from. I mean, given that being alone with me in a hotel room is inherently an unsafe environment, I will never put you in a different unsafe environment. That's what I'm saying And here's the thing like it bought like

It like I was so frustrated That Leanne was being racist is having the fact that you know Given that being racist is uniquely terrible and she really hurts a lot of people But as like someone who watches these shows and loves like scenes and character whatever because this was this shit was also so funny her being like so over dramatic and being like here's one thing you will never catch me lying and you will never ever find me putting you in an unsafe environment it was so over the top so that's like the shit that I love like that's the shit that like I love that Leanne brings the show like that over the top mellow drama

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At that point, I was just hiding under this little coffee table thing, because I was like, somehow, I have to recap this scene, which was simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. And I don't know how I'm going to do it. Well it's done now. So now we're with Deandra and Carrie who are in their room. And Deandra's like, oh my god, I never drink again, mother a ping pong hit me in the head. I'm never wearing a press game.

And Carrie and Deandra, Carrie and I just like heard what you were saying. But Carrie and Deandra are also in De- I just like heard what you were saying. But Carrie and Deandra are also in the process of doing like light damage control because they realize that they might get blowback and they're like, they're like, Carrie's like, I did not know that Pinkbunk balls would be part of the show. I did not know. I'm like, really? Like, it's you were saying Pinkbunk, like you are a lady who's like has been to Thailand before.

I'm assuming you've seen Pr Silicon Valley desert at least once. Yeah, that's right. That's how I knew about it. Yeah, that'd be same. And then Deandra's like, but come on. Then it becomes about as important sex workers. I mean, one minute Cameron is fine. Then the next minute, she's a miss.

And I get, and so then Deandra tells us a story. She's like, when I got back to the hotel, I went to the room for drinks with Stephanie Randy. Then I get a text from Lynn saying, come to the room, because cam's upset. So then cam tells us that Leanne had gone crazy on her and basically told her her reputation was going to be ruined. I think we get this is a black guy. A black guy.

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But she's going, I'm sorry. I tried. I tried, yeah, I tried to save you. It's worth. I just got a memo from Laura Bush. She says, you're fired. Even Jenna Bush hates you. Even Jenna.

I went to a nursery and they just have a bush and a pot. And even that bush says says you were not welcome here You are shut. I tried I tried so hard Cameron. No gum And she's like I was trying and it suits my fair Cameron. I just didn't want to look like I wasn't fun How could you have a corner who's not fun?? I gotta be fun for the people's head client. So then Carrie's like, oh really? Now she just wants to,

now she's just wanting Cameron to say if she'd only listen to Gan, it's so manipulative. Yeah. I mean, Carrie's not wrong. She's right. Yeah, she's right. And you know, in all of this yelling at Leanne, let's not forget,

the Carrie is a huge asshole. And so is Deandra, and that dress thing was not cool either. Well, let's also like carry is a hundred percent right in this situation But it also does not address the fact that carry and Deandra are also trying to manipulate camera and to be on there So like they are doing a full on turf war for camera. Yes, which is truly my favorite thing to ever happen on real housewats I love a friendship turf war. so for me. I was like Please just like Ben just focus. They're giving you a gift just focus on the gift because this is your favorite thing And I was like and I was getting back to a happy place But yeah, don't look a gift worse in the mouth being yeah, so danders like I mean come on everyone in the club were adults the

Performers were adults the audience were adults everyone's performers were adults, the audience were adults, everyone's an adult, came out of it. Yeah, and I'm sure that they were really old. Oh, they were so old. Yeah, and I'm sure that they were all there by their own choice and not part of sex-rapping at all, not at all. Oh, good. Sorry to be dark, people,'s it's a suspicion I have yeah I mean it's I don't even know what to even say about all of that because I haven't researched it enough you know I was saying in last weeks recap are you like yeah let's you know sex work as a choice and we should support it be

sex positive or boo sex trafficking is kidnapped all these people as children and turned into this like no I'm not really sure which side to be on this because I don't know what I think prostitution should be legal but I'm just saying there's a lot of sketchy shit that happens and there were like and and carry and Deandra were like making it seem like as long as they weren't under age everything's fine I'm like I don't know like I just know that when I when I was there I didn't want to have any part of it because I was afraid that I'd be contributing to and like I'm not approved about prostitution, but I Thought your choice to be a prostitute of course, but I thought I'm like that's the thing I'm not sure how much choice there is in these situations. So carry anyway is like the red light district in Thailand is one of the biggest

Toys attractions. It's like going to New York and not going to Times Square. Of course it's safe. I'm like Have you been to Times Square because if you were in New York, you know, you don't want to ever go to Times Square. Of course it's safe. I'm like, have you been to Times Square because if you were in New York, you know you don't wanna ever go to Times Square. Yeah, also it's like saying, like the way she's comparing it's like saying, it's like going to Times Square and not getting your dick sucked in a triple X arcade.

Of course it's safe. It's like that's there, but that's not necessarily why everyone goes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I mean what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I miss tokens. I'll say that, man.

I'm scared. So anyway, so meanwhile, a talk talk arrives at the hotel and Travis is in the back and he's sprawled out, like he's fucking Marlon Brando. Of course, man's spreading in a tux hug. Yeah, he's like, even up to Travis. Yeah, he's like, he's like, a one man parade over there, waiting for...

I don't know why he just bothered me so much the way he arrived. Casually we're clining the tux tux as if you were royalty. Yeah, but that is so like Fred Flintstone too, because I always say that he looks like Fred, like a fuckable Fred Flintstone. And those tux tux do look like the Flintstone's car. They know where like you put a big old piece of meat on the internet toples over. So it was like a very satisfying scene to me.

It was a very full circle scene to me. Yeah. So he goes up to Stephanie at Brandy's room and they're telling him about the show and stuff. And Brandy is like, well first they put a whistle on the back and just sort of to you to say, whistling, but like with hearts and everything so it was like And and Travis is like he's like dude camera and go was she having fun

He's like shocked the camera even went into this show Yeah, which is kind of like my favorite part of all this is that in the end that the fact that camera in Westcott Even did go to pink punct show is still pretty hilarious. I didn't even know what it was. So then, um, and by the way, another thing I have to say about this show is like, this show is so fucked up because in the middle of all this fun, Brandy goes to bathroom and then Stephanie's like, so did you find your dad? He's like, no, I'm able to find my dad.

We're going to go into Vietnam and I think I have this address. And he hasn't been taking this medication, but hopefully he'll still be alive. Okay. I'm like, the fact that there's this whole like, like in the middle of a controversy because they went to a fucking sex show, a live sex show and then a ping pong show. In the middle of that,

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I never saw before. I'm like, you know, you've seen that side multiple times. It just wasn't directed at you. Yeah. So please give me a break. You know, people like that. Like I had no idea. Yeah, you did.

It's like watch season one of Dallas. This is season one Leanne basically. Yeah, you don't It's like watch season one of Dallas. This is season one, Leanne basically. Yeah, you don't get to act like a total victim here. Am season two, am season, it's not like it's ever been different, you know? Cameron's like, what? I'm like your friends with the Hulk. Like don't get mad at the screen paint on your couch.

You know what I mean? Don't get mad at all your jorts are ripped. Yeah. So, yeah, so Leanne is now talking about being triggered by the red light district of course. And she talking about being triggered by the red light district of chorus and she's like Go on the red light district Without God in my life, I would have wound up on the pole doing exactly what they were doing and that's not something I want to face myself with I would have been a broken elephant stripping for money. That's what I'm saying

LFN stripping for money that's what I'm saying Feel so I feel upset I made Cameron cry, but somehow Carrie has completely muted cam's empathy button Somehow lian is blaming Carries respect like lian yells at I'm sorry lian yells at Cameron Cameron is like whoa what the fuck and now lian is mad at Carrie that Cameron, Cameron is like, whoa, what the fuck? And now Leanne is mad at Carrie, that Cameron's reaction is what the empathy button is. It's like such like delusion, such perfect reality TV self delusion. Yeah, so then Carrie and Dan Drawer picking up Cameron and Cameron is like, oh my god, how on earth do you look so pretty?

It's a human being. And so what happened with Liam? Yeah, yeah, he's both jump right into it. Check, well, she was crying this morning, but she's gonna get a massage and then she's gonna watch some cartoons. And then she's gonna take a nap. What cartoons does Liam watch to unwind?

Like that was not what I was expecting. I was not expectingending liens like relaxation hurt her like new David sunshine was gonna be cartoons. Nora the explorer has the saddest eyes which I can understand too because I was left to find things in a desert all alone when I was six. Thunder cats are on the loose. Thunder cats are here. Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder cats. Ho! That's actually worth a camera in Cartoon because it's called Ho. Ho. Thunder cats, ho! Yeah, that's the Cartoon camera's in with Lee. Hell, this our only line. Love is such a mystery here in Duckburg. Race cause airplanes. I missed a blue economy. I forgot it. Sorry.

Darn cans. That was meddling cans. Ducktails, I will. So they get in the van and carries like, have you talked to Stephanie or Brandy? And nope, Stephanie and Brandy are gonna have a pool day by themselves. So, Carrie, Cameron and Dandra go shopping. And they're,

Carrie has a little loss to my mind. They're here all explain. Carrie still is maintaining this really uninteresting storyline about having making she's making a necklace basically a story line is she's making a necklace and she spent the first half the season she found a piece of thread and now for this trip she's finding the beads and so uh... sheet they're gonna go

look at these perl so i thought the pearls so they're gonna go to a fancy shop uh... and and carry is excited to negotiate because she's like I love negotiating It makes go. I always negotiate and then she goes. Oh when I came to America Oh, I once got pulled over by the police and I tried to negotiate. I said okay. I'll pay for the for the ticket right here I'm like I Like that spin that she put on that I'm just gonna pay for the ticket right here. I'm not you want me to give you for this ticket So they're looking at the store and they all laugh at the all-seedious purses they like and so they're

all gonna get twin little purses which I'm sure is not gonna bother anyone on this show. Thailand, Thailand, where everybody gets a pass progressive twin person that's gonna piss on me and even the elephant at a tiny purse. Oh, something how could you do this to me? Someone has muted some things and but they button. So yeah they're shopping and you know and so Carrie they're like asking like so Carrie are you gonna be buying pearls here or beads or do you buy necklaces and Carrie, well, here's what I like to do. I like to buy things that I like and then I get home and I create things that I want to

wear. I'm like, so you shop. So you shop, you steal ideas. Is that what you're saying? Like, I don't get it. Oh, so you think she gets all the different beads and then at home she puts them all, because you buy strings of beads. Oh, is that all I thought she was buying necklaces?

Oh, those are just strings of beads. Oh, I thought so, yeah. I just kind of know how I know that because last time we beads. Oh, I thought so. Yeah. I just kind of know how I know that because last time we were in Denver, I went to the gem show. Just pretty amazing. And they sell strings of beads like you buy strings of pearls and amethyst or whatever. The course of only beads I know.

Like this is a fancy as you're going to get with me an amethyst pearl necklace. Oh, okay, that makes more sense because I thought she was buying necklaces, and then in my mind, I thought she was going to just like, look at the necklaces and whichever necklaces that she liked, she was gonna make on her own. So I like your way better. I like it because it's shadier, but your way makes more sense. She's like, for example, this purse.

What an amazing channel purse, channel by Gary. It's like, wait a minute. Oh God, yeah. Well, thank you for teaching me about beads. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, also, guess you, mother. Now it's Pearl teaching me about beads. And how do you get it? Yeah, also guess you smother. Now it's Pearl, a necklace company, my mother. Really?

I didn't tell you around to starting a Pearl necklace company. Well, and it's cracking up. I'm like of course my mother is a housewife storyline. And my aunt writes, I almost had Jane Fonda, Jane Austin fanfic, under the name, I think Lily Pearl. No, no, Lily Pearl. Wait a minute, I saw those books. Sorry.

I think it's Lily Pearl. I just was trying to do a pearl tie-in with family members. Okay, so now. There's Lily's stuff. So they're shopping still and Dan just like, so Cameron last night I just didn't understand how the end is happy One minute and she's in the club having fun and then she's screaming about how offensive it is Which is true that is a good question and we didn't get footage of inside the club So we don't know how true that is like if the man was just sitting there with a sour pistol all night or if he was like actually having fun

The camera is like oh my God guys, it was so dramatic. I can't remember the word. She was using, because I was so caught up at the scope, ringing. I didn't know what to do, okay? And then she tells us, usually, or some teenagers out there. The teenagers are right.

I tell us to shut up. I hope so, by the way, my aunt's pen name is Lily in Bernard, not Lily Pearl. I don't know, there you go. I just remember. PEN name is Lily and Bernard not Lily Pearl. I don't know, there you go. I just remembered. Oh, so yeah, there's a lot of teenagers outside our doors. We're gonna piss them off.

I don't care. Let's talk about it anyway. So Cameron tells us usually dogs that are extremely violent think growl before they bite, but Leigham didn't growl. Leigham is a silent buyer. That's a very scary dog. Yeah, I'm gonna tell everyone about this scurred dog at the global pet exhibition. So yeah, so now Carrie is basically saying that Leanne's manipulating Cameron by making Cameron feel guilty for going to this, for going to this, the ping pong thing, whatever.

And Cameron is, she's bit, Cameron's like, but you know what, in her defense, she never said I couldn't be friends with you, you know? And Deandra's like, well, has she ever said anything bad to you about Gary, has she ever? And Cameron goes, I'm not Gary, I'm trying to think. Hmm, hmm, hmm. And then we get clips. Maxkin, trope and Mexican. And camera goes, I'm not carrying a trophy.

And then we get clips Mexican, trope Mexican Mexican, Mexican, Mexican, burrito lady, Mexican, Mexican, Mexican, Mexican, Mexican, slap my face, Mexican. Would you have this drink if it was Hortado Mexican lover? It's like, oh my god, terrible. So then we cut back and camera, it's like, man, not really But she did she did say that she thought carried it like her at first. I think there was that

Good so she's like um now it's not the time to tell her the things that Leanne said about her because it will ruin That trip Yeah bad news camera and it's gonna get ruined anyway. Yeah So then over by the pool Stephanie is like scattering roses everywhere That trap. Yeah, bad news camera. And it's gonna get ruined anyway. Yeah. So then over by the pool, Stephanie is like scattering roses everywhere, rose petals and like, messing up a whole romantic thing that, you know, it looks like it's gonna be for Travis.

But anyone who's watched this show long enough knows exactly where this is headed. It's a romantic moment for Brandy. It's really whispering. Yes, it's a romantic moment for Brandy. Stephanie, it's a fire. It's a real chaos. It really was pre-referent. Yes, it was pre-referent. It's a five-year-old. It's a five-year-old. It's a five-year-old.

Yeah, I'm putting fireballs home. I'm gonna rip a banana on your face. So basically, she blindfolds Brandy and leads her to this area and starts like feeding her strawberries blindfolded. It's like nine and a half weeks. Nine and a half weeks. Deeks. Nine and a half weeks, nine and a half weeks. And then there's just like a mother and daughter just watching them.

They're like an Australian, like, well, we're here in Thailand on holiday and what's happening over here? Someone's feeding a strawberry to a ginger. Yeah, you two young detect to the red light districts. So let's watch these two awkward white ladies. Shuffman and his dad each other's roots with blindfolds. So then they they hang out and they start talking about last night. And brand used just getting mad at Leanne.

She feels like like Leanne is just full of shit. And brand is big deep as beef is that she feels like Leanne always makes everything about her and brings down the vibe. I'm like, yeah, that's that's kind of like always been Leanne's thing, right? Isn't that like, isn't that what Leanne's good for? Like, bringing down the vibe and making it about her. Yeah. And Brandy is like, well, I think that Cam is just really scared of her. A lot of people are. And then Travis jumped in the water and splashed us. Okay. So let's go by way more to find that he would do that in like a five star hotel And I think but of course they've just dropped flower petals all over the place which are now on the pool drain

All right, I've got enough to be offended. At least look away There's a there's a baldy American in the pool look away, and at least he's joking off. In a lie. Don't look in a Analyse is the daughter I've decided. No, so let's go to Leanne getting ready. Yeah, getting ready for dinner. The everyone's getting, oh, Leanne's definitely Brandy. Everyone's doing their hair, but you know, makeup. It's a dinner montage.

Cameron and Carrie have matching purses from earlier today, but Deandra. No, but Deandra says, I'm carrying my mother's. Of course. Oh, but it was the same purse I think she bought it for her mother. She's gonna call it off on her mother's I was like I can't believe Mamadie has that purse. No, she got it from Hamadie No, she got a twin purse for Mamadie, which is gonna use on this trip and that's her excuse to charge it on mamadie's credit card

But she knows yes, okay, that's good. I like that. Thank you. You're really clarifying so many things. Meet beads, purses. I could be making it all up. That's what's so fun about it. I know, we can really add our own spin to your shows. These kids are loving us, by the way. They are a great audience. They're all like, the teenagers are all like,

oh, well. YouTube. So Cameron shows up at Carrey's place Well YouTube So Cameron shows up at Carrie's place and Cameron's like hey girl look at our fun Purse so then Leanne is going over to Brandy's and she hugs Travis and she's like oh my god, it's you You're here. Yeah, just walked off in the back room. Oh good So Brandy does not have a fancy purse So she's just putting her money in her boobs which she calls her red neck wallet. Just funny. So then we go to a trash hill. So we go to verdict hill restaurant. That's called Vertigo. Vertigo hill. Who's Vertigo? No. Just saying

how like Cameron? Vertigo. Vertigo. Vertigo. Vertigo birdie go. Birdie. Hey, birdie. Hello. Yeah. So they're having like, they get there. This really nice restaurant and they're having like fake, you know, the sort of fake conversation you can only have when everyone's angry with each other. So here's like, oh, so Leon, you stay at it. And she's like, yeah, got a 90 minute massage, watch Scrooge get screwed once again by those bugle balls. Hey hate them every single time they pick on Scrooge

Every single time you know what magic good to spell you know what she does not care about her friends Okay, but I do here we do it. I just need to protect them. I need to protect them So she's like well often like we should sit in every other spot to force people to sit in every other spot, which is an interesting tactic because it couldn't put the three girls who hate her right across from her. Yeah, but of course, it's not gonna work because they'll just hate you from different seats now,

which we find out. Yeah, so they're all sitting there and Cameron spots the lazy Susan in the center of the table And it's like oh my god, I love these this reminds me of Cork just like going around in circles when he's confused Look it goes. Let's just start spinning it and it almost knocks over Leanne's drink. Oh god And Leanne's like oh You're not just gonna knock on my drink are you just because because you're mad at me? Doesn't meet you can knock over my drinks. You're like, I'm mad at you.

I'm not mad at you. Oh, why would I be, I'm not mad at you. And Dan just like, yes, you were really mad. And she's like, no, I mean, look, Leigh Ann was the one who was very mad. Obviously, Leigh Ann gets angry, yells, and she took her anger out on me. Oh, that was unfair of you to do that to Cameron. Why did you go on that?

Why did you take your anger out on board Cameron? Sweet Cameron, why did you do that? Oh, again. So Liam's like, I felt we would be safer if we stuck together. And she's like, we don't need you to protect us, okay? Yeah. And so, yeah, she's like, it's not like you're a superhero. I'm not a superhero, but I know the way of the Thundercats.

And what if Mumrock came out in that glove at that moment? What if Mumrock came out there, what would you do? So Cameron's like, um, she said she wanted to go to make us feel safe. And Carrie's like, what? She shouldn't make you feel guilty about it. And Lee, I was like, I did not try to make her feel guilty. You're so nintricent to make her cry. I did not try to make her feel guilty. You're so nerve-stricken to make her cry. I did not try to make her cry.

But you did! I agree with you. And thank you for pointing that out. Okay, Magica. And I really, I already apologized for several times. And I held her when I did it. I held her. I held her. I held her when I did it. I held her while I told her that she would never be

accepted into Nell's Society ever again. Right. When I trauma to Austin, when I gave her fear, that court would be leaving her. I held her. I held her. So, Kerry is tells her she's manipulative and she was just trying to make her do what Leanne wanted

to do and Leanne's like, well, do you think that was my intention? Do you think that was my intention? Do you think that was my intention? Do you think that was my intention? Do you think that was my intention? Do you think that was my intention? By the power of gray skull, that was not my intention. So she's like,

listen, make carries just going on. I carry on, carry on, carry on. Listen, listen, listen. No, you're not listening to me. You're not, don't snap at her. Yeah, don't snap at her mother. She's physically snapping at her. Yeah. And Leanne goes, well, everyone can snap at me all the time. She goes,- Don't snap at her. Don't snap at her mother. She's physically snapping at her. And Lee Angles.

Well, everyone can snap at me all the time. She goes, not- But they're fingers. Mother. So, Lee, I was like, Cameron, sweet Cameron. Do you think I was manipulating you when I was comforting you at your lowest moment after I told you you were going to be banished from Dallas society? Was I manipulating you?

Did you think I was manipulating you when I was wrapping you in yellow caution tapes, and nobody would accidentally invite you to a party ever again. What's on manipulating you, and remember that I am your only friend, so answer appropriately. What's on manipulating you, sweet Cameron? Oh, God. And Cameron's like, well, I think that your past has made you more aware of what was going on, and so you overreacted a bit because of your past has made you more aware of what was going on and so you overreacted a bit because of your past.

And I know people don't like me to say your past because your past might went over the top and it got out of control because of your past. So now Deandra's all pissed because Cameron's defending Leanne and Cameron, Leandra feels like she brought Cameron over to their side in the Julie shop and now it's like unravel. So now she's like really mad about it. But we just brainwashed Cameron. Now she's already brainwashed.

She has a Christ. She goes, Leanne's wrong. Mother. So now they're just like full. Now they're just like no one's talking at the table. Just awkward eating a food, etc., which is another favorite of mine. And so then Deandra goes, Leanne, are you threatened because they're getting along so well.

It seems like there's a little bit of jealousy, mother. It's like, I do not get jealous. Well, I know that you're territorial. I'm not territorial. It's like, that's how Leanne reacts. She always says, I am not this. I am not that awkwardly. Like a thing.

If you push on it, she goes, I agree. But I am not territorial, but I would like to remind you that your ruffle is getting over into my plate area. So please back up. So she's like, I'm protective because I don't want to see her in a situation. She would regret. And Dan was like, well, she didn't regret it until you

told her to. She just, I didn't tell her to regret anything. And Cameron says, well, you said someone would get the wrong perception if we were at a ping pong show. By the way, Cameron, you're always talking about she's the outdellest society is going to judge you. And Jimmy had to talk to dandre last year. Your mother and mother had to go talk to dandre last year because of the cake up. So let's not pretend that you didn't invent this whole, well, it's too an invention, I guess again,

was first, but the whole like, oh my God, that's what I saw. That's so exciting. Because you realize she is like the doya of Dallas society standards, standards. Standard. And now she realized that she's violated by going into ping pong ball show.

So Cameron is like You know I first I was upset that I was gonna be excluded from the Laura Bush society But then I thought about it and it's gonna be BS. I was there for like Two minutes. Okay. That's like that's like less time than it takes for a dog to eat Sparkled dog food and shit out pink. Okay. So Cameron's like, um, the answer to it wasn't a good idea to be there.

And Leigh Angus wasn't a good idea to be there. And she's like, um, Dels is a Joji fucking town. All right, going to the red light district is going to probably take a hand on her personal reputation. You know what it'll do it also being on reality TV. Just saying. She's just like, it's already, they're already fucked, they're already fucked.

So, so Dandro's like really like harping on, on Leanne. Really just trying to make Cameron feel bad about this whole situation, you know, be like, you're took her to, like you made her feel bad. Whatever, I don't remember what she was saying. Dandro and Carrie keep doing this to Leanne and Leanne just keeps falling for it every single time? Yes.

And she says later like, was it always happening? Could you keep falling for it? It's none of their business. Say this wasn't a fight between me and you. It was a fight between me and Cam. It's solved now. Mine's your business. So yeah, so Leanne's getting mad because you already

pointed that out. Don't dismiss me, please, mother. OK, I run this company well. You give me a shitty company, mother. Are we still talking about Cameron? Yes, we are, mother. There dismiss me, please, mother. Okay, I run this company well. You give me a shitty company, mother. Are we still talking about Cameron? Yes, we are, mother. There's no money left, mother. And Lee Angus bitch, you just want to throw down on the roof

because I'm down. Yeah. Because I'm happy, too. I'm like, oh my god, this is like the best. Again, I'm like, why did you have to ruin this episode and Lee had it by being racist? Cause this is the best shit ever. And Danter's like, why did you have to ruin this episode Leigh-Ed with my being racist? Cause this is the best shit ever. And Dandruff's like, please, I will try if you off that roof.

And she was, please try. Please try. You've already pushed me once. And she's like, oh yeah, I'll push you. Ha ha. You can try to push me off that roof, but guess what? This broken elephant knows how to fly with her ears. Try on that bitch.

And then some more nonsense. When Lee ends mad, she dispats nonsense. So she goes, bitch. I ain't your mama. And I ain't your empty banking hand. Eat her, so back the fuck up. Like she was so close to getting into lyrics for I want your sex.

I'm not your mama. I'm not your sister. Talk to, I guess, talk to your sister. I am a lover. I want your elephants. So anyway, Brandy is like, Cameron, are you afraid of being honest with Leanne? 100% no.

Because that's what our relationship is about. Okay, she accepts me even if I go against her. Okay, was I heard last night? 100%. Did she say sorry? Oh yes, 100%. Am I still invited to Laura Bush's luncheon? 75%.

I'm not sure. I actually not sure if I ever was invited. Well, I get a lot of that. That's a Florida busch, that's it first. Yes. So Liam's like, well, I'll let her do what she wanted to do. And she's like, oh, you let her. Thank you, mom.

Thank you. And so, camera goes, so. you guys think I'm her pet? And it's just silence. So everyone's like, oh, d'oh. I put like a dog or a turtle or a chihuahua. And Dan just like, it's time to process this, okay? Because today when we were shopping, you were confused about her motives.

And you said you weren't sure if she was trying to protect you or if she was jealous that we were all friends. I was like confused about her motives. And you said, you weren't sure if she was trying to protect you or if she was jealous that we were all friends. I was like, wait a second, she never said. I said, Cameron does say, uh, no, you guys said that. You guys said that that was her motive. I did not say that.

And then they show a clip of Deandre and Kerry trying to say, and Cameron saying no. It's a little on. It's a little on. For Cameron, and you know what, Cameron is fully aware I think Yes, yeah, she seems to because and then she's you know They say she doesn't stand up for herself, but she does she's like you're not gonna try and make it sound like I was when he said that

Yeah, so Cameron does Cameron saying I don't think that liens jealous. I think that she just has Anxiety that's make your jealous That's all. So, so now Brandy's gonna be mad. Brandy out of nowhere is like furious because Brandy's still pissed that Leanne turned the elephant sanctuary into a Leanne moment. You know, when Leanne was like, when you see those elephants, they are broken and it's a broken person.

I understand what it's like to be a broken elephant. He wants truth taxis Yeah, and um she's like what the fuck what the literal fuck I thought braiding I were getting long in Thailand, so Leanne's like why why just cuz I've reaction to elephants being broken You're right. I do feel things different than you meaning, and I feel it, and I'm a human big human monster. And Brandy's like, oh my God, everything we do becomes a negative experience. And the answer is like, oh, bro, lead back to you. You're a constant victim, okay, mother?

You, li'ans a constant victim, and I would be able to prove this with a PowerPoint demonstration if you would left enough money for me in the company conference, but you're by a PowerPoint, but now I don't have that. And I don't have money for my trust. And this is how I have to live.

I can't live like this mother. I can't live like this. Then what was I saying about victims? Yeah, check. Well, someone who is here, and then you lost two ear toes when you were four years old, Liam. Well, it was a traumatic thing. I was getting on to the tribont and it started.

And there it goes, four toes. You're doing a slight to lose your toes on the tribont. It's a clear. So then Stephanie reaches over to Cameron. She's sitting next to her, but she's like, you're okay. And Cameron says, yeah, so I'm just like, just making sure.

And Cameron's like eating bread very dramatically. She's like, I will eat this roll. Mm. How can anyone be really upset when you got a lazy Susan in front of them? So, I don't know when those little lazy Susan is in this cast. I know So Leanne meanwhile is defending her not being a constant victim by being a constant victim, which is hilarious or in my personal story

Obsets you there's not much I could do to change it. Once again a victim once again a victim. Yeah and Leann's like ah related to the elephants is what I did. That sounds tragic and very self-serving. Would we like to raise hands to see who wants me to leave the dinner table? Okay, let who wants to send the broken elephant away. Okay, who? I'll go back to the room assuming the the elevator can support me in my elephant size. Once again, you're the victim.

I'm the victim. I'm the victim. Raise your hands, everybody. Oh no, just, you don't have to leave just listening and understand. And Randy's like, you know what? I'm the victim here. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm gonna leave the dinner table. I'm like, oh, God, which she also always does. That's another very heavy move. Yeah. I was like, you better watch out. You probably just left your phone and it's about to get cloned. The reason why they're mad at Lianne always being the victim

is because she always sneaks it in before someone else can be the victim. They're like, I want to have a victim see. Yeah. So then, Brandy's like, I have tried, but she is ruined every single moment. And then we get, Randy's like, I have tried, but she is ruined every single moment and then we get a montage of like, I'm sorry that sexual molestation made me heartily distressed. I'm sorry about not took the pill, I tried to kill myself.

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because of me. I wanted to shine, my- So off with Brandy and then Stephanie is like, okay, I'm just gonna wrap up dinner. So now left at the table, it's just Leanne and Cameron and Stephanie. Yes, and Stephanie's like, well, this was fun. We're too down. I feel like everything's really heated. I'm really tired. I'm really tired. And Dan does and camera is like, you know what? Oh, no, no. Then we end up, I'll be in for some more monologues. She's like, Cameron, I'm sorry. I yelled at you last night because I feel like it has started all of this and Dan just like, yeah, pretty much. Make them, make them, make them, look them over here, there you are being a victim again. Oh, you were the one who started this,

make them, make them, make them. No, and then so, yeah, so Deandre makes like a snorky comment and, and Lee, oh, there's a little bit of that, that was a giant, that was a giant, was it not a giant, was it not a giant? No, it wasn't, I was confirming what you said, I was confirming that you started all this

and that you're a victim, you're a victim. So then dad relieves. So then Stephanie's like, well, we're too down. Okay, you know, this is really heated and the end. It's like, it didn't start that way. So I have a lovely Caprice salad. Yeah, she looks at her Caprice salad. Like this could have been a wonderful knot

with a beautiful Caprice salad. Which by the way, who orders a Caprice salad in Thailand, this could have been a wonderful knot with a beautiful Capri salad, which by the way, who ordered a Capri salad in Thailand? I thought it was a Capriese. That's the other thing, right away. It just went out strong. Capri pants and Capriese. That's the other thing. They're very different.

So then, camera goes, Leanne, talk to us. Do you feel like I'm getting ducked on right now? And Leanne just starts crying. And then like the waiter, she's just like sitting there doing that thing where she closes her eyes, like, ooh, the waiter. She's got like half, she's just sitting there doing that thing where she closes her eyes. Like, ooh, the waiter.

She's got half, she's making prayer hands, but off to the side. And she's like, ooh. Because the thing is, because in Thailand, when you say, like, thank you, you make those little prayer hands, you hold them like under your chin basically. And so the waiter comes to like clear her table

and she says, like, I think she says thank you entire, and she goes like, she's like crying, she goes, Kapoo, Kapoo, Kapoo, Kapoo, it, like, I think she says thank you entire, she goes like, she's like crying, she goes, Kapu ka, Kapu ka, it was like so the most over the top, like, oh, take the Kapu, please, I don't deserve it anymore. Kapu ka, Kapu ka. I apologize, by the way, if I'm saying it totally wrong.

And by the way, I saw on Twitter someone was like, like, fuck, Leanne, she is a racist and she's always like a fucking martyr. I'm like, fucker for being saying racist shit, but I'm not gonna say fucker for being a martyr. Like that is, that's my favorite part of Leanne's when she martyrs herself. I mean, she's martyr in herself

with this weight or a clearing, they could, they could, quote unquote, caprice salad. Yeah. So, Dandra, oh Dandra has them left here. Yeah, because she's a police. You don't have to cry about it. I'm sorry, me saying, my feel is her new Dandra. So we could have to brand the upstairs, like,

oh my God, talking about her reputation in Dallas being ruined. She's done that multiple times, saying somebody's done something that's gonna ruin the reputation. She did it to Stephanie. She something and it's gonna ruin the reputation. She did it to Stephanie. She said her reputation's gonna be ruined because she hangs out with me. Got to season one. Your reputation's gonna be ruined.

You're gonna reputation be ruined. She's like, I guess she's talking to, well she's talking to she tells Deandra, your reputation be ruined because they cake up. They cut to her like talking to like a coffee machine. Your reputation's reputation be ruined because they cake up. They cut to her like talking to like a coffee machine. You reputation be ruined You you want to hang out with this little piece of trash, and you know what your charity world is going down the drain We used to say that to each other all the time like your charity world is over. Yeah, so Yeah, so basically so Steph is tired. So finally, they're all sort of like leave it Leanne is

You know Deandra is like hectoring her so like the victim of the victim. Yeah, you're crouched Yeah, I have my guilt. I have my guilt so finally they start they just like leave and Adley ends leaving the table and she's gonna she's like gonna go crying Back to the room and she's like, I'm right back where I started. Why is everyone against Leanne? Not a victim. Not a victim.

Why is everyone against Leanne? Not a victim. And Leanne's like, oh my God, I mean Deander's like, it did not have to be this dramatic. I'm outta here, huh? I just can't. So she leaves and then it counts like, um. What's, wait, she says, what's the own poor ination about?

I don't know what that means. She based, Cameron basically wants to bring this thing. Oh, no, she's saying, do the impersonation again, because Dan just look going, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's like, oh, I hurt you. Now I'm gonna stab myself. She goes, I just can't with this. And so, Dan just was like, thank you Stephanie for this lovely girl's trip. I'm done.

And Cameron's like, question, what is she order? I'm gonna eat that. And then we get another montage. This time of Cameron eating people's food when they leave the table, which I didn't even realize was a thing. It's jump they leave the table, which I didn't even realize was a thing It's drop away from the table and the cheese. This show has amazing montages of like really ridiculous behavior So she said you retreat. I'm gonna eat

Girl so then Stephanie leaves and then Danter's like Cameron Do you want me to stay with you? She's like no, I'll just be a king and sit here by myself And then there was one. And then there was well. And the camera like fully moves out of a restaurant slowly with our camera. And then you just notice as everyone's gone,

she starts spinning that lazy Susan. Again, I get girl, girl. No one's ever gonna call you Daisy again Susan. A lazy Susan is the is actually the perfect metaphor visual metaphor for this show. So um, so now it's like 20 minutes later. So Cameron goes back to the room all happy. She's eating like all the food. She's like, hey girl, let's, well, I'm just walking back into the room where I'm sure

everything's be fine. And Leanne, Leanne, she's probably never seen a giant sliding door. She couldn't use for a dramatic fashion. She just takes this door and just slides it close. Like, I'm closing it. Not a victim, but I'm closing this giant door in your face. I remember the sound effects, guys. Like, still sound effect from signfelder something where it's like someone locking 20 locks to be saved.

Like, out of the trap, the one thing. Boom! It goes, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock say anything, and that's gonna go off to the group, and then bump in the ass. That's what I'm saying. I'm just not being a victim, just saying that when I talk to you, everyone yells at me, not a victim, not a victim.

Yeah, because she said this thing that did to you has become their problem. She's like, girl, I think it's because they're afraid of you, and that's why. You know, we made up, and it was great, okay, I got escalated But I don't think it was their business and we are like I don't care whose friends with who I just can't do it I'm constantly the one who gets picked on now. Please tell me Stephanie didn't have my back the entire night

She's like well, she didn't say anything bad about you and she was oh well. I'm sure Carrie will want to switch her seat She's sit back with you the whole 28 hours home. I can't remember. I thought you didn't care, and he was friends with you. Also, I just, I'd love, however, like, from the point in the dinner where Leanne said, I'm not always the victim, she has said, truly the most victim-y things of all time. Like, I just can't be the person who constantly gets picked on by everybody. Yeah, pretty much.

So, yes, there's like, well, I'm talking to you in a while, I'm sitting and talking to you the entire 28 hours home, whatever. And then they just like, just please tell them to jump off the plane, just jump off the plane already. I can't. You know, I'll jump off because I know no one wants me. I know no one wants me an airspace. I spoke to the FAA and they said, yeah, we don't, you know, I'll jump off because I know no one wants me. I know no one wants me an airspace. I spoke to the FAA and they said,

Leanne, we don't want you. So I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna try to swim home over the ocean if I got eaten by a shark then so be it. So then Danderah is packing and she's like, I'm very disappointed in Cameron. I thought she'd be vocal and she'd let it slide. Why does a Cameron can call up my behavior and everyone else's behavior,

but Leanne gets a pass. That's two point. So Leanne is like, yeah, I think I'm just ready to go home to beat my dogs and my husband and get busy behind that fence. If you know what I'm saying, I just need to be home. And Stephanie's gonna stay an extra day for Travis's dad stuff, but she's gonna make sure everybody gets off okay. So she's like, oh hi, Brandi, just wanted to make sure you go off okay, have a awkward flight I'm gonna miss you I miss you I miss you I love you I love you and then we find out the next party is Bruins one year and adoption anniversary so god it's like wow let's see how much shit these ladies can drop at an at a baby's adoption party oh my god so Stephanie

is like well the trip's sort of great with big expectations. And then by the end, just sort of sucked a big dick, just like that lady boy show. And next week, do you think Leanna's racist? Oh, no, next week is yes. Oh man, just when we thought like, we, like, oh God. Here we go.

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