Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Kitchen Confidential

Episode Date: October 25, 2018

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our live shows (including a second night in Charleston) at http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's do it. Let's do it even though I'm speaking like Ramona God this show is so good. So good. So like so good I know and the it looks like it's just getting better and better. I mean, by the end, we were texting each other like, oh my God, even the things for next week. Oh my God, the things for next week look just out of control. I mean, Mama D, wow, wow. Yeah, Mama D really comes out of the bitch flower pot.

Lumin, Lumin away. She really laid a trap for Leanne. All this time, Deandra was worried that Mama D was was putting her in an awkward position, but she was just laying a big old bear trap and Leanne walked right into it and next week it looks like It looks like the trap is You know giving its trap trap The trap is trap trap returns I don't know it's it's it's return on investment on that trap is gonna be very turns. I don't know. Return on investment on that trap is going to be very high for mom and tea next week.

Yeah, we're going to be eating barefoot soup next week. Yeah, bare soup next week. Okay, so the metaphor is not a band. Yeah, so that's next week. So this week we opened with some garage band guitars. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like, okay, whatever is gonna happen is about to be really cool. What's it gonna be? Surely it's Jeremy, that husband who just wants to fuck

20 times a day and has a camera, takes pictures of soldiers and rock and roll kind of things. Yeah, looks sort of like John's through it, sort of like Al Gore, but it's his own man. We're just waiting to hear from Missouce's Oliver Dallas. Yeah, so yeah, so Odd Rock guitarist, Dandra is wearing her. Good night, good, hard night, good morning. T-shirt. Over to Jeremy's studio. And she's really selling their love life to all of us that she comes in. They kiss.

She's like, uh-oh, danger. Sexy week in the head. Warning, warning. Sexy week out. We're gonna have so much sex because that's what we do. We have sex. We are four years into this relationship and we are so happy. Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy.

Sexy, sexy. Gonna be some hard knots for me. Hard, get it? Like a penis. A penis that's gonna go in me in the Andro Simons from Jeremy. Cause we are definitely having sex right now. That's what we speak. Yeah they're gonna be hard nights for you but good nights for me because we fuck a lot.

Yeah just in case my wife D'Andrea didn't mention this we've had four engagement power four marriage parties and we fuck twenty times a day tell your fan. Hey Jeremy make a circle with your fingers okay here comes my index finger. Oh what's going on coming out going in coming out. Guess what that means everyone sex when six S E X six So the episode after Leon has just accused Andrew of drinking too much around ramby Dandre opens the next episode going When I started this company I was a party girl in college and my college roommate called

Name this company for me because my lifestyle hard nights. Good morning And that college roommate was me countess Luanne. I created this brand You're all drunk. I see my brain. I Would actually really enjoy that I've Duranda came out with that brand. You're holding it. Yeah, she's just blabby girls, everybody else for being dry. It's just King Kekko, you're about to be onks. Yeah, this is just that kind of week on Brava.

Everybody's being accused of being a drunk. Well, spoiler alert, you're all drunks, okay? Please never go to rehab because we need to keep you on our real housewives shows. Yeah. So originally, a hard night and mornings was supposed to be a reference to partying too much at night, which I think is what we all sort of assumed it was. But now she's now the ender is like, when I think of Hardnats, I think of SIX! That's why I love working with I think of fucking I think of intercovers. That's why I love working with my husband because my husband is freaking hot.

And we have six hard nights. Hard nights. Good mornings. That's what it's like that. Like this product or anti aging in there for people in their 10s, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 100s, 110s, 100s, 20s. I'm talking about the number of sexual partners they have had. So I still want to go party until I'm 60 and I have very good skin. Look at my skin. It's very good. So why would I have some 18 year old, helping this product, like her product, when it's my product, okay?

I bring the salt to my kind of people, mother, my- Who are you yelling at? You're just in your diary room session. What point is you trying to make here? Just say it's my company. I want to pose with it. I have the skin of someone who has had six last night in this morning, hurt nights and good mornings. That's what it is, mother.

I'm not going to have some 18 year old going for it. Okay, it's going to be my faith and I want moms to feel very comfortable wearing this. Listen, I want people who want to put on a powdered wig to feel comfortable wearing this right now. If you have a note that squeaks when you squeeze it, this is perfect for you. I don't care if you're an 18 year old clown or a 900 year old clown. If you are into Kabukiuki theater this is for you. You had a hard Kabuki night, but you're gonna have a good morning

So then they take greedy shots and she's got I mean, I don't know because I'm not there But they show you know when they show all the pictures at the same time like in a collage on the screen Yeah, so one side is her getting her makeup on and then the other is when it's already done and it is Kabuki makeup. I'm like, well, what is this exactly? But I like that they put them side by side like that. It is actually Jeremy's semen that I have rubbed on my face because he just ejaculates so much. We are having so much sex. Oh, man, I just want to know do you want a grande or a venti? Hahaha. Sins!

Okay, here's my name for my copycat. Lady? He's fucking her husband. Hahaha. Um, lady who's fucking her husband a lot? Your Machioto's ready. Hahaha. So then...

Hahaha. So then we skip over the camera and he is of course on some red carpet of something and she's like I'm here at the opening for Elizabeth W. Bittic Yeah, all south of the opening party for Elizabeth Bautic. I'm now Elizabeth through a turbo organization. All the global pet expo. She's good with funny distributors. Thanks girl. Yeah, they're all like, oh, I like your dress.

She goes, thanks girl. I'm in love with my dress. Like so many people showed up with this event because I'm in charge of it. I don't even know how they can show. I am a big fashionista. What was that thing she mispronounced last week or two weeks ago? Oh, so funny.

Oh, I'm going to have some steak frites. Those frettes. For Ted. She's a little bit WBT and Leanne and Carrie arrive at this event. Stick Fritez. Fritez. Fritez. She's at Elizabeth W. Boutique. And Leanne and Kerry arrive at this event. And immediately, Leanne is complaining to Kerry that Deandra called her relationship fake. You know, that whole thing, though, she enriched her living separate lives, not a real relationship, et cetera, et cetera.

I mean, look who you're talking to. You were the one who said that her husband was off getting blow jobs in the gay bar. So, and Carrie even says that. She's like, um, the irony is not lost on me, but I forgive the aunt for being a horrible person, so I'm not going to bring that up right now. Exactly. And then I was like, I'm supposed to be planning my word, not gonna not believe she's stressing me right now.

Basically saying we live separate lives and Carrie says, well, how long have you been together? Because that's like a long time to be faking us. I mean, I can't even fake it for 30 seconds. So, because I have sex with Mark so much. Oh yeah, I have sex with Jeremy even more than you have Mark with sex, sex with Mark, okay? Okay, I am not even in this party.

Ba, ba, Mark, okay? I am not even in this party. Buh, buh, buh. Um, so, um, yeah, so, so, so, so, Leanne is now, again, pushing this whole booze thing and she's like, I mean, why does this have to be the one the only thing you do with brandy? And she like shakes her hand like booze and booze and booze and boozing. And you could just tell the camera and look on her face.

She's like, what are they shaking their hands so much? That is weird that they do that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, then you wonder why I say, you're an alcoholic. We're saying the word alcoholic now because I thought that that was the word that you didn't say because Leanne forgets it like she actually could have skated by on this because she never did tell Deandra. She said, alcoholic. And Deandra's like, it's got them well, but she meant. And we're like, well, maybe she didn't, you know, because we're us. But then of course, that is what she meant the whole time and clarifies it right now for everything. She says she drops the A word, but she'll, I'm sure at the reunion, she'll say, I never should have said it. PTSD from AA and going to AAA. And the FAA is a scary organization for me because I can't fly. So, I just a lot. So then I don't even like when Rich talks because his

Adam's Apple moves around. I always thought a a stood for that, but turns out it's for so much more serious. Rich is actually in the a a a, which is not on the Beals of America association. It's actually Adam apples anonymous. Yeah. So and carries like, well, I don't see her that drunk. Do you guys just like, well, I don't see her that drunk. Do you guys just like, well, me neither, but haven't you lately? It's like, no, she just said she has it. And she goes, you can't show up in a charity bit sloshed. Okay. No one wants a drunk at a charity, not even a charity for drugs. Yeah. We're back full circle at Leanne's charity crusade from season one. Yeah. So uh but apparently lian has never seen real

hassles in new york because that's all they do is get drunk and go to charities i mean what's a charity for and for want people to get drunk and spend their money and this cast is always drinking at charity events you wouldn't have a show without that and carries like look i'm just going to give you the same advice i give to mark won't whenever we're around twinks don't insert yourself okay Here's another piece of advice I give to Mark Can we not spend $75,000 on a kitchen range that is way out of our leagues? How's that a plot of me? I have no idea It's like well, I don't have to say anything, but it'll come out the wash and always does and you know it's like actually speaking of the roundup The wash mark did just buy in industrial science wash

for the house So now we go back to Deandra and she's talking to Jeremy about her mom's upcoming cooking event and she's all stressed because Leanne's gonna be there and she's just so shocked that Leanne said that she was a drunk. She's like, I only got drunk at two events, okay? Two events, okay? There was when I was at the thing with Brandy and then I mean, I don't remember the other ones because I was too drunk, but you know. Yeah, well the ones she lists are my birthday, which is when they went to be for Creek, and I think wait No, it wasn't be for Creek. Was it be for Creek? Where did they go to the rodeo and all that shit? That was

They went to the rodeo. I don't remember what the rodeo was for, but they just went they may have been in birthday I don't know Yeah, and that's what I think yeah her birthday and then yeah her charity event I'm like you're both always, like everyone's always drunk, okay? Liam hasn't had a drink for 10 minutes, okay? So here's your chip, like a literal baked lace, okay? That's all you got for the amount of sober you've been.

But Liam is great because she's doing like classic Liam stuff. She's like, I feel like my words get twisted instantly. So like those ropes when you're trying to climb that ladder at the carnival You know and try and get the top and then rope twist over your phone on the mattress Anyway, my words get twisted instantly and it only happens to me. It doesn't happen to Brandi or Stephanie all you only you guys Oh happens only to me. I think they're bullying me. They're bullying me Classically, yeah, like you're calling a damn dream, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a's a big word. Let's say literally a lot of letters in one word

She goes, sorry you weren't it bitch. How about you talk less? How about you drink less and get out of my way Let's talk less and get the fuck out of my way So then Jeremy's like well if you're fighting with Lee Ann the wise she commented cooking class And why are we doing that instead of boning all day? And the ender's like, that you know what? Because when we eat this cooking class

with mother marrying, the right people will be there to address these situations, need to be addressed. Hey geez, cause stop yelling. And meanwhile, Leanne is just full on, you know, melodrama, you know, saying like, at some point I'm gonna get pushed into a corner and I spent my high school years with my head, you know, locker

crying because girls are mean and I'm not gonna stick in my head back in that fucking locker people. I'm not going back in the locker. I'm like, the end. why was your head in a locker? You could have taken your head out of locker really easily. I'm just like, I'm just, I'm just imagining walking down a high school hallway and there's Leanne just taking your head in her locker. I'm like, oh my god, she's like doing locker inspections.

That was probably like her job. She was like a locker inspector. It's just the image of her head in a locker. But those were bodies told me opening free. My head was pushed into lockers. And if you try and push my head into a locker again, I'm gonna cut it because I'm wearing a foil headband right now. The other day, Rich was like, it's time to get some no shoes.

And he's like, we're gonna go to foot lockers. I said, no, I will not put my foot in that locker that had my head in it. No, no, go to foot lockers and no I will not put my foot in that locker that had my hand in it No, no, sir. We no lockers. I still can't hand to one people wear horizontal strut or Vertical straps ran me black and white vertical struts. I can't even watch soccer because it sounds like locker I will not do this again. But locker. Do you know how hard it is to have a last name locking when you've been in a locker? locker. Do you know how horcres to have a last name locking when you've been in a locker? Hmm. Now as someone who is bullied and literally like slammed into lockers many times, I would like to just tell everybody right now. Don't worry, I'm not going to call you an alcoholic. Like, what does

I have to do with anything? I just feel like Leanne had really ineffective bullies because you're supposed to shove someone fully into the locker, not just their head, because when you shove this someone's head into a locker, you can just, you know, like you can get out, whereas if you shove someone in and close the door on them, that's more of a, that's more of a traumatic little technically. I just think it's like, you know, it's just, I feel like it's like head in the toilet or your body in the locker, but not body I don't know all right listen up bullies been is telling you exactly having you like listen, okay This is my problem the people are bullying properly

I just like that Leanne would like it scared and just stick her head in the locker. It's just a very funny image to me I'm sure it's traumatic. I know she has PTSD. I know you have PTSD. It's just funny to walk by someone with her head in the wall. Anyway. So, Carrie, she's like, I mean, you mess with me. Let me tell you how that's gonna work out.

Carrie's like, Ciao, I mean, you push a bitch. And then, she's in Leigh-Anne goes, someone's gonna die. And it ain't going to be me. Well, welcome back. Come back to the show, ma'am. I think Leanne needs to stop and take a breath. You keep poking that burr and that burr's gonna bite. That bird's gonna bite. That fashionist of birds gonna bite. Dumbers, bite dumb people,

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Speaking of Carrie, we then have another scene of Carrie wedging her weird storyline into the season. So it's like, Mark and Carrie are like hanging out and like guess what? Carrie's cousin Camilla from Copenhagen has emailed her and she's like a musician and she's gonna have an album release in Copenhagen and like wouldn't it be really cool to like go to Copenhagen for an album release? Which is like that's a bit of a stretch okay like that's a real tenuous excuse to have a vacation. I know there's a lot to not believe in this scene because it opens up with Mark coming in going, hey buggy, oh hey, it's just me, you're calm, completely not controlling husband, who totally gives our daughter

attention. Why don't we just sit here and be loving with each other. All right you two. Gary is like giving us this really sweaty premise. You know what, if I can reconnect with my relatives and the Danish culture, I feel like I will be able to have a stronger relationship with my father. I feel like every appleskiver gets me closer to my dad. This whole thing was bizarre because she's like, well, like when I was young, one of my relatives put an ad in a paper and my dad responded. And I was 16, but like I really didn't appreciate Denmark. I'm like, wait a minute.

Okay. What paper was this? Was it like a paper there? And why was your dad reading the paper there? What the hell kind of trip was this? It's weird. Oh god, I just, It's weird. Oh God. I just I don't think this whole thing about like if she reconnects Danish culture she'll get closer to her dad like that's just like a weird I don't know how it is and she's like my god my mom's gonna be so proud of me for going to Denmark So what do we call my mom on FaceTime and the mom's like hey darling you made the bed good for you It only took you 38 years So what else is new? I've been reading a lot of Hans Christian Anderson and I just kind of feel like we're connected now

And Carrie is like we're going to Denmark and her mom's like oh my god your baby's crying You're finally leaving the house so we can come in and clean it. And then Mark goes after the, after they hang up. They're like, we're so proud of you for taking the back home and caring. And then they hang up and then Mark goes, that's the best conversation you've ever had

with your dad since we've been married. This is the saddest scene I've ever seen, okay? Make it stop. I know, I know. So then we here are Stephanie go, I want to get drunk and sloppy. And then we just see her in Travis like sitting on a couch while he's looking at case studies from Harvard Business School. Yeah, check. I've always wanted to say Harvard man. So she's still freaking out about him going out of town. And like it's it's really annoying because it's such a again,

it's it's another weak storyline like my husband's going out of town. How will I handle it? But then they are, but then they like throwing this, you know, you know, she is prone to depression and she struggles with it. And she's on and off anti-depressant. So it's like, no, I can't make fun of it. You know? Bullshit.

I mean, who's not often on medication? Like, hi, okay? You have like a ton of money, okay? I feel less sorry. Your husband's going for three weeks, okay? Let's just calm down. Yeah, let's calm down. Also, three weeks without Travis,

which sounds great to me. Yeah, so she's like, I don't want him to come back and think like, he's married to the village idiot. Okay, he's not going to get that smart in three weeks calm down. Yeah, exactly. So he's like, well, you know what, Stephanie, like, here's the way I look at it. Look at that page, you see that book, I've got to read how many pages that's 800, you know, I'm going to read that book. No, upside down. No, how am I going to read that book? upside down no no how am I gonna read that book

I'm gonna make your sister do it how am I gonna read that book um get throw it in the trash movie and just guess one page of the time one page of the time hmm, oh my god. Like, one day at a time. This is it. This is it. This is it. Oh, by the way, let's get remarried again. Like, let's run you our vows so we're not like starpades when we're getting married again. I'm actually really sad that they're getting their vows renewed because that is the curse on Bravo, like the ultimate curse.

I know, or is it me for Stephanie? It's not like Stephanie. I like her too. I actually oddly enough like her and Travis together and there has not been a single Valoranewal that has worked out well. Yeah, and I worry for Stephanie, not necessarily for Stephanie and Travis, but I worry that Stephanie signed a pre-duck. She probably did. for Stephanie not necessarily for Stephanie in Travis, but I worry that Stephanie sign to breed up.

She probably did. Which I don't like. So now, dangerous over its sea to creek like. Yeah, she like pulls up at this lake and there's a house and then the door opens and a whole bunch of like declones walk out all in eight days in black. Multiplicity. It was like very scary. It was like an army of these. It was like an army of ease

It like an army of knuck crackers, you know like like an offseason knuck cracker. They're like Welcome welcome to meet love class welcome to love class That wasn't just power me my hair. That was a power of me my army And also I thought god she really is here to trigger the end because they're all wearing footlocker straight Patrons He is he is like possess like twin peaks, you know Bob is like that spirit of evil that possesses people like Debasis just has the spirit of whoever shoved li's head into a locker just possessed inside of her right now Whatever string made

Trying to think of like all things people would believe for you know you don't even have to just that my I'm I'm I'm I've I've had a lot of coffee and my brain. This is like going to Twin Peaks for no good reason I just I see like weird like doppelgangers and I'm like Twin Peaks. It's the red lodge. Oh Black lodge. I, do you say, how long mother, how long Mary and, because Mary and is these best friend and twin. Of course, there's a Mary and yes. Yeah, and Dan just like,

I don't smell fried pies yet. And then Jeremy gets out of the car and Mary and say, Jeremy, hi honey. We got fried pies, ready. It's like, whoa, it's a fried pies kind of a day. I'm in. We just had sex in the car, mother. a fried pie. It's kind of a day. I'm in. We just had sex in the car, mother. We had sex. We had so much sex on the way over here. The car was actually powered by our sex. And we know this is going to be real Southern food because he's like, well, Daring made some or Marion, Rayton, got to am it. Marion made some rolls and I made some

candy bacon. Now, Deandra, you are getting a lot of weight. So please, have some more bacon so I can make fun of you even more. Mm-hmm. So De's like, oh, Mary, because Dandra, of course, is like, how long mother, I cannot wait to cook with you, mother, Lingant, it's very mad at me, mother. Hey, Mary, Lingant, it's very mad at me, Mary.

Hey, Mary, Lingant, Mary. And they're like, well, hey, we used to fight all the time. And Marian's, he goes, hey, Marian, remember when me and you used to fight all the time? She says, what do you mean, Yistee? You know, on account of you being the dumb one, I'm e being the smart one, you being the other one, I'm e being the pretty one, Marian. Remember that, Marian? Spin off.

So, rich andanne are next to arrive and Dan is like oh my god what kind of bag is that rich? Oh Marion rich brought it to go back just in case it didn't like stuff. Let's watch this watch rich take on Marion. Manly mother. Hi stupid face. Hi stupid face. Oh I'm sorry. Hey Marion look it's Leanne. I like that day they come in. I like that. Do you like she's like you know there was a saying I don't know if you've ever heard it you may have heard it But here's how it goes the best way to a man's heart is through what through what through his stomach? the original the original

De gets very 700 Club like when she's selling her miracle grow or whatever on the Christian TV we're saying now here is what you need to do people spread this on your face and beat your husband okay that is what the Lord really told you to do and then Lee tells us uh mama D I'm glad you can cook but you know my way to a man's heart make Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's like, I love to cook and the Andrew is saying like, oh my mother is such a good cook and the Andrew says It's my fault. She has a weight problem. Just blaming me innocent old D. I'm not a feeder. I just like to support my daughter This is so southern mother though. This like my mother has actually said these lines before

She says it's my fault. She is yeah, my mom calls me she she says it's my fault. She has weight problem But when she came home from school, what did I always have, Dan? I had a meat, I had two vegetables, what a salad, and Dan was like, and two huge pies, mother, and cakes, and little Debbie, and Faranie, and my pace. Well, I just wanted to see if you had willpower which evidently you do not. There's nothing I can do about that. My mom still says shit like that. Like oh, I suppose it's my fault. There are some new brownies in the pantry while you're here if you want them.

Like mother! God true! So then Maryens like, well deandre, since I am the good mom, I got you an apron that says, queen bee, you're queen bee at last. Yeah, this is our first clue that they're getting ready to start shit with Leanne. Yeah, because now Leanne's like, oh well, now finally, you can be queen.

And deandre is like so happy to have the queen be apron. She's like, well, after mother is done, they can find me. This is her way of now, they can find a Leanne. Reminding her that she is not the queen. I'm the queen. I have an apron. That's his queen. Oh, and then, uh, yeah, she said, it's like telling, it's like telling Leanne, don't miss with my daughter. I'll see you, Leanne. And I was thinking, no way. I think, me too. I think the mom is totally going to side with Leon on this one. Me too.

I was totally trained. She was fucking with the Andra and I thought the fact that the Andra was like, thought that it was like, psychotic, but I think when we, not psychotic, but like, deluded. But then next week, we find out no, no, D. D. was playing a real, a real mental game. Say D. That's why the Queen. Yeah. Cameron court arrived and they arrived with you. I thought was Heidi from last year. Didn't you think this was Heidi? It looked like Heidi, but it was in fact, Jim. Also, there's a dog here named W which also cracked me up. Hi everybody, it's me turns. Just vote for W again. We're putting this dog in office. So Yeah, Jimmy is there. She's the matriarch of the West Cots and she's Jimmy is a major major

Cock she can defrost stofers like no one else Step one get a main step, get a mane. Step two, get a fly swatter. Step three, swap the meat until she cooks your dinner. Okay, Jimmy. Cameron is very strict. She's just kissing that matriarchs ass. She's like, I will take over this camp family.

Thank you very much. Your food is so good. And they have such a high opinion of their society, which always has cracked me up on this show. And Sandra tells us, Jimmy, it's a make-through Westcott family. And Camry will follow in her footsteps because she's married court, and she will take up that mantle and become the next Jimmy Wescott. Oh, who cares? No one cares. Congratulations. You're on oil.

I don't think so. Back it up. No one cares. Yeah. So now it's time to make me loaf. They put all this bacon in the pans. Have you ever made me loaf like that? I mean, I haven't made too much me loaf, but have you ever

gone to home? Yeah, of course. Good. It looks real good. Yeah, that's how you do it. Although Mama Deave does go crazy with the catch up. And then while they're cooking, Jeremy, Jeremy's really kind of on my nerves, I think.

He's just sort of like almost southern husband. He's like, hi ladies, there's lots of yapping and not a lot of meat. And by meat, I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm not a lot of my penis going into Deandra. We're gonna have sex right now We have it all the time. Yes, we do Jeremy. We have sex. Oh, we just had sex on the meal of pan. We just did that So they lined the pants with bacon and canvas just staring at these pants like And he's like man listen girls. They are things that are important when you're kicking by chopping an onion

Yeah, yeah, and the Andrews like well, I don't know how to chop it on well You impatient little brat Sporting on still don't still know how to not interrupt your mother. That's what I'm gonna teach you I'm gonna teach you how to I'm doing like bands boys. I'm gonna teach you how to cut an onion So they they start like cutting onions and we see there's like a shot of D mixing the meatloaf meat and you can tell she's just imagining it's like dandruff. It's like oh she's just squeezing with so much repressed rage at her daughter. This meat is jealous of me. Well meat my mother Arquit about how much ketchup goes in that meatloaf, but this is ridiculous. And then the editor's just put in a million times and they, uh,

D's like, girls, you're going to stir things and then fast do it with your hands. Yeah. It is. And then, and he is like Sunday at Mima's house. I mean, it's like a spare gas, like, like limp a sparigus and crappy meatloaf. Yeah, and he is just like, see girls, this is experience. We don't have to measure experience. That's something that the intro does not have much, much of, except with alcohol apparently

and wasting my money. Oh, so Liam's like far far far far far far. Cam's like, that looks like dog food. And the auntie's just looking at them like, hey, so Cameron and Sandra are talking and with the aunt Cameron, Sandra and Leanne are talking. And Cameron's like, so how was the party the other day? And then just like, well, there's elephant in the brain.

Okay. Because the answer I have an alcohol problem. You you can keep saying that till the cows come home. Bing dong is brandy. Hold on. Guess the cow was here. Oh, sorry. Um, so she's like, I never said you had an alcohol problem.

I said, if you could hear me, would you probably couldn't know? Cause my hand was in a locker, I said, I was concerned, and I would like Brandy to appreciate the other aspects of you rather than just being your drinking buddy and bring out the alcoholism in you, which is in you by the way. That's all. And then D comes over and she like tilts her head all the way into their conversation.

She's like, washing a dish. She's like, are we powering on Deandra? Are we doing that? I can do that right now. We're powering on. Oh, like you know that she is just eavesdropping because she's never going to wash a dish. She's, she would make Mary into it first, you know?

Yeah, she is totally like a dish scrubbing eavesdropper. Just like turn it like back in up the car, like swirls, swirls, swirls, don't mind me. I'm just moonwalking back into your conversation I'm just over here I'm just over here spending some good time some time with my good friend Dawn who gets rid of grease dirt so he is great she is all that a L L that's all I guess what she does work around here unlike you Deandra. Mm-hmm. So Camerons like wall look deandra. It's okay to be drinking a charity events. You can drink. It's just the level you drink Okay, and Leanne with saying that she felt like Brandy was swaying and he's like, yeah Like this

She was like this Like this and he's like, yeah, like this. She was swaying like this. Like this. He's like, well, honestly, I don't remember Brandy's swaying because you were drunk. She did dandercos. I don't visually remember it that way. Because she was.

And then so, Dand, D's like, laying it over here. Let's have little sit down on the couch, couch. Come on, come on. Yeah, come on. I swear it'll be a circle of trust. You can don't worry. I'm Mama D. Whatever you say to me is just going to me and I will support you and not use this again. She just comes here right here next this pillow that says if you ain't sitting on this pillow, you ain't doing it right and I love God. Okay. Hey Mama D. Roms with Lee. Have a seat, Brady.

And then I'm like, I've always loved Mama D. Okay, I'm the one you guys heard the nickname. Up Mama D. I'm quite. I actually created the word Mama. Mama's family from the 80s. I remember Mama. I remember Mama.

It was televised. I also invented the word mom. It was televised. It was televised. I also invented the word mom and Mr. Mom. The musical mama Mia. That was me. I was like, I didn't want to do it, but I was like, here we go again. And then I thought mama like here we go again and then I thought mama Here we go again That lockers how could I resist you meatloaf? I also invented meatloaf Well, it's he was called mama meatloaf Mama meatloaf here we go again

Into the oven Here we go again. Uh-uh into the oven. Now have you worked this at this thing with you in the André? I mean, you got the have you worked today? Have you worked it at? You are not sitting close to me. Can you smell my tic-tac? Okay, come close to it. Tec. It's on the orange one. It's sort of weird. So Leanne's like, well, okay, here's the deal, Mama D. And Mama D's like lipstick off her teeth. Mama D is basically like, just like taking Leanne's voice out. So he's like, I talked to where it cares open in and I said to her, I don't think you

understand how hurtful it is to say, we'd leave separate lives. It's like saying we're cheating. It's damaging. I mean, we spent all day together, mom but the if I go out of that locker for three hours for a charity, man So meanwhile outside Jeremy and Richards are hanging out doing the classic Bravo men thing which is like Ah the women all those women They're crazy. They're having a tip and which is, it's going to get worse before it gets better. Will your gunfire run a minute and Jimmy goes, I'm glad I have a penis.

Rich is like, well, I'm glad you got one too, I suppose. I mean, it's hard to believe I even still have a penis after all that sex we're having and hasn't broken off yet. Oh my god, the poor thing. Man, right. Yep, the poor thing. Man, right. Yep, glad we are. So now meanwhile, Cameron is continuing to talk to Deander about what Leanne was saying. And like just trying to sort of explain that Leanne was just saying

that, you know, like if you are showing up at the side of events when you're drunk, you know, people are going to talk and they're going to be concerned. And if you want to, you know, and so, and then Deandra's like, well, if I want to play silly, drink games, I'll do it. I will do it. Cameron's like, yeah, because she's trying to tell her in front of Jimmy, right? Did you mention that part? They're sitting with Jimmy. He's like, oh, who looks and talks just like

Heidi to me. And I'm like, this woman is going to ruin your life whoever she is. Yeah. So, yeah, Cameron's doing what you said. And Tandor's like, well, first of all, I'm sorry, because I know this isn't appropriate behavior to have little dogs on the table. Okay. But I'm fine with W. And I'm like, oh, God, you're, you're apologizing for a little dog. This Jimmy woman must be a halian. Yeah, she sounds terrifying. Yeah, so Cameron's like, listen, I could care less what you do, which is a peppy of mine.

It's I couldn't care less, because if you could care less, then you could care less. So I could care less what you do, but I don't trust other people in our group, and they will not talk, and then take two seconds for Brandy to tell the world that you're a drunkard who puts cork cups up your ass Even though I've done it every single episode since we've begun

And then there's like Jimmy now listen here cricket. It's different. I'm 50 cameras like 30 Okay, she has baby children. She will get in trouble But I can do what I want I can can dance, I can party, I can live my life. Red Mother, Red Mother. Meanwhile, Dee is talking on the couch and Leanne and Leanne's just like, I just worry because Brandy only cares about the side of Deandre that wants to drink.

She doesn't care about all those beautiful sides that are caked in Kabuki makeup. And she's like well alcohol does worry me Although Deandra just as a whole worries me too. She is a disaster and I failure to this family am I right am I right Lee Ann real daughter? Like well We've all got alcoholics in our family and I am worried and then the end tells us now I would hope that mama D would be grateful for me coming up with the words mama Andy.

But let's, you know, there's an old saying. The way to a man's heart is through the stomach. No, mama D, get out of my testimony. It's blood, it's thick with water. Guess what? Oh, water. That's what God, that has never sounded so threatening before, yeah. I know.

Sort of strange that they put my head in a locker when, given that I'm water, they just put me in the toilet. Make more sense. I guess they can't even bully me right. Let's thicken the water. Om water and I will drown you. Your rubber non-glue, glue made of water. So, do me so over there and she's like,

honey, man, here's the deal. This here, Dallas, is a city with people talk and people who love you like Cameron and Leigh Ann over there. It hurts that feeling when people talk about you, K. Now, when you march to the beat of a different drum, it hurts that feeling when people talk about you, okay? Now, when you march to the beat of a different drum or you can get criticized by people

who like the other drummer better, Assa, Gah, who got replaced by Ranga Star. He's never been invited to another age of him. Yeah, just asked Linda Ronsat. She walks to a beat of a different drum and guess what? one lacks land anymore Dan's like who cares for people think I'm so sorry about this dog. You like my shirt It's you warm in here my

My favorite thing is when people get mad about what other people think while simultaneously getting mad at people warning them that people are talking about them. Like I don't care what people think. I'm mad at you for telling me that people think things. It's like, well, what are you mad at then? If you don't care what other people think, then you just laugh and I'm like, well, whatever, I'm having fun, you know? Yes. And so Jimmy's like, oh, and Leanne, oh, friends, you're like this.

She's keep it like that. I just keep it. And then cut to D and she's telling D I or Liam the same thing she's like you in danger are close. Okay, you're like the two zeroes after the seven. Okay, there's no Seven hundred but that two zeroes like you okay. I'll stay the same and you stay the damn zeroes Then Jimmy she's like just make it work. Make it work. I'm gonna say that enough time, so that you use me

to Tim Gunn's replacement on this year network. So Jimmy is like, now listen, Cam has a frame and she knows who I'm talking about. Okay, Cameron, you know who I'm talking about? You're stupid, stupid friend. Her name is Andra Day. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's you right there, never mind. Do you think that she was talking about the Andra? Because

that's what Andra incinuates later, but I don't think so. I think she would do it. I think she's talking about some random person. And so she's like, and I've said to Cameron, you cannot be around this person. They are fat. They're fat. It's a bad person. And this person's reputation is so awful. Because're fat that someone might think that you are like that. So you just can't do it. You can't do that. Stop being fat. Don't touch that. My love camera. So Cameron's like, um, I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy heard about Deandra being drunk at a charity event and making folders with her who-haw because she's in society. So like also you've told her 30 times and all the way over here.

Also at this point this curicub situation they are making it sound like she fully stuck it up into her small intestine. Okay like she put it like in between her butchics and let it drop onto the floor. Okay, everyone needs to relax. Yeah, even if she did do that, it's like the heightening of a donkey show. You know, like she did a good job. They're making her sound like an amazing act at this point to go on. Exactly, exactly.

So, we then go over to Brandy, who is with Travis, had a jeweler, and they're going to pick out a ring for Stephanie for the renewal. So they fucked right. I mean, what was Eurofidmy? Because I was like, these two have owned, like I've never noticed this weird energy with them. But she's like, I've known Travis for over 20 years and And he sure dated some winners. But then he met Stephanie. And I said, get married to her. Oh, you know what I say? Have a drink. I can barely take care of you. I can barely handle you drunk. I certainly can't handle you whispering and sober. Okay. Yeah. They sort of had a boring scene. They just looked

at rings. Nothing really happened. So now maybe farted. At least we got that in there. So more fart noises for Brandy. Oh, I thought it was some ketchup. So now maybe farted at least we got that in there some more fart noise just for Brandi Oh, I thought it was some ketchup so back to the cooking So the guys they're all getting ready eat the guys are outside and they're making everyone sit at all the pink place mats to piss off Cameron and Which I thought was funny because then when Cameron came out she's like I need a pink place mat I need one we need more distributors setting up pink place master people. I think it's like, I'll get one for you with this patriarchy. Head of normative bulls-hit locker locker.

So she gets her wedding camera and it's like, thanks. Cool. Thanks, girl. I'm so happy to have these recipes. Did you ever want to feed my family? I mean, they leave. We've been eating Mexican food because we went to Mexico place and there was just like so much good food

and we're like, we just want to keep eating it but now I'm gonna eat my love as well. And Dan just like, Thank God for this food because I need to emotionally eat after Jimmy, Lee and Cameron totally made me feel terrible but everyone was talking about me and never knocked me. And Dan's like,

This food was like a dumb truck backing up with calories. It was like beep, beep, beep, right into my locker. I was like my head's in here. Stop it. Then D gives a speech. She's like, ding, ding, ding. All right. This is my other stop banging my head with a spoon.

This is how important food is to friendships and a someone hold a 1-800 number under me while I say this okay Now listen here guys life is sharp. I'm like, oh, don't say that in this crap because it literally has been multiple times You know laugh is short. Okay, laugh is sharp All right, and there are a lot of ups and downs, especially if you got a dumb dumb friend like Mary and am I right everyone? Am I right everyone? Look at her stupid face.

She's laughing each other. We also make fun of her. She goes, man, one morning my husband kissed me goodbye. He says, see you dinner. And I never saw him again. It's like, let me guess, a heart attack. I mean, Jesus Christ, meet loafing 18 sticks of butter. I loved it. They're like, thisloaf and 18 sticks of butter. I loved it.

They're like, this is so much butter. And then, well, we all talk about it. Well, it wasn't quite a hard attack. Well, is that the same guy? Yeah, that was her dad. That was her, that was the dad who got drunk. Well, she's been married multiple times, right? Listen, here's all I know.

I think the same she was talking about it, different fathers. So I'm sorry, everybody. I did not mean to make a joke about somebody that died so tragically. Here is what I know about being older and having experience. Okay. Laugh is short and deandre is wasting it. Okay.

Bon appétit. Yeah. Seriously, sorry, though. I didn't know that was the same. No, I know. You didn't know. I was just figured, Deant, she's always like, I've had not seen engagements.

I was like, just pick one, you know, I mean I assume That's what that was but whatever. Let's just like get back to short lives Starlight for sure. Yeah back for sure. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen. You never know what I need to say goodbye So, uh, you know eat more meatloaf dandruff eat more eat more Man, everybody enjoy their butter cocktails now then of a sudden, we go to a new scene and the most shocking thing we've ever seen, which is that Dee traded in her black uniform for white. I was like, whoa, this is scary.

She's now, Dee is now wearing all white. This is, this is not normal. Things are going wrong. And gold tennis shoes. Just so funny. It's like shoes power of Mima in every way. So they get to this restaurant because Jeremy's

having an unveiling of a mural that was done based on a painting that he did. That's like a submarine spray dancing or something. Yeah. And let me. So Deandra, I was just going to repeat exactly what Deandra said. And I was like, no, this is them. I'm going to concentrate

on gold tennis shoes. Yeah. Now, so Deandra, this was at their, no, this is dumb. I'm gonna concentrate on gold tins. Yeah. Now, so Deandra, this wasn't, they're at a bar. There's gonna be this unveiling of a mural. And Deandra is telling us that she was really irritated at Cameron for bringing Jimmy to the cooking and putting, she felt like Jimmy was there to put, to put like Deandra in her place.

So it will take a shot at her. And Deandra goes, listen, I don't bring my mother to the dog fight. I fight the fight myself I'm like you literally just had an entire scene of cooking with your mom where like to have fight with me I'm for you. Yeah Like your mom you add on entire apron aggression moment, okay? And Carrie is definitely arrived and everyone's like hey girl And Carrie and Stephanie arrived and everyone's like, hey girl. Hey girl.

So Rich shows up too, but lands out of fashion shows. And I was like, well, obviously it was more important for me to go to fashion show than to honor my husband's. Well, yeah, I mean, you kind of hate each other. Yeah. So Carrie's like, we'll strike. So they carry Camadandra or kind of huddle together. And, um, chords like, oh, gotta go quick. I'm just like, oh, sorry, guys,

or asked to go home because of the cut. So I'm like, what did they tie up to Nanny? Yeah, exactly. You talked about it. So D'Andra pulls Cameron to sign. And it's like, no, you know, I just felt like with the whole thing with Jimmy, I felt like I was getting a warning

because I'm badly behaved. And Cameron just nods like, yes, you are a bad behavior. Y'all. Yeah, I'm so glad you ignored your problem. That's the first step towards recovery. Well, when I was talking to Jimmy, my feelings were really hurt.

She said to me that people were talking about you, like she was giving me a warning about that's not being able to be franched or something Cameron goes no She was since in waiting That you need to be cautious because people were talking about you What was it that was the hurtful what was her fall? How girl how girl?

I thought I thought girl How girl how girl? I'm telling you hurt my feelings. Well, what was hurtful about it. I felt attack Why because she was saying who I should be careful on friends with and I was like what are you Talking about how could you say that I would never bash an adopted baby? What are you saying now Cameron? I didn't even that didn't even wait for that. I mean So dandruff is trying to start this fight, but Cameron has already stated her case very clearly Okay, and then it's just like what is that mean and now they're just fighting over stupid things Yeah, Cameron tells us I am just God's dead that she's even bringing my mother-in-law into the situation.

I like how she puts a period of big every two words in chat. Back that she would assume this isn't a tack is mind-blowing to me. I'm curious like, um, I just can't see Jimmy really being... Um, my mother-in-law, it's very involved in Dallas. And she knows about a lot of rundowns in our society. And I have to be honest. Kim, you could show up.

Judy, I'm here. I'm friends with Jimmy. She's like, she's not someone you ever want to pit-soft. That's for sure. Is that a threat? Is that a threat? Is that a threat? No, I'm just being a distributor of warnings about how to act.

She's so Cameron saying, I'm trying to protect you. People are talking about you. They're saying things like, oh, I heard Dandro was wasted. Oh, I heard Dandro was playing Kirk Cups coming out of your ass. Every episode, Cameron mentions the Kirk Cups coming out of your ass like every episode camera mentions the Kirk Cups every single episode and you know she's really pop in mad because she's like out of her butt ass

bitch I could ask instead of butt I think hey Cups not even a spresso so now Cameron's coming to her standra that's the thing yeah and now Cameron's the first and draw that's the thing Yeah, and now Cameron is offended that Deandra is offended so Deandra's like it's nobody's business what sort of cups I put up my ass okay sometimes I want a curie cup Okay, sometimes I'll just put a cup of noodles up there. How about that? Is that all your mind because I did you that too? Just thank God you haven't been there for a big gold day Cameron And then Cameron's piss basically because of the mother of law thing.

She's like, well I'm shocked because Jimmy would never be out to get you like that. The thing, I'm offended. There, I'm offended. I'm blindsided and shocked. It's like going to the global Pat Expo and there were so many people coming by my booth. I couldn't even chew gum. I was blond-sided by Papalardo. It did Cameron say you're wearing the out hoe. You're really wearing me out.

No, I said. She said you're wearing me out girl. You're really wearing me out. Not wearing me out of hoe. Could you marry Cameron? No, I know. I kept rewinding it because I assumed it was girl, but then it just kept sounding like hoe.

You're wearing me out, how? You're wearing me out. You're wearing me out. So, she goes, okay, Deandra. Wow. Wow. And she walks out. She just leaves.

And so, Carrie follows her out. And Carrie was like, she's being a crazy bitch. That's crazy that she would think that that Jimmy Someone who's big in society would ever be mean. Everyone knows that people who are in society are not cutthroat at all Which is why you can't them you can do whatever you want without worrying about being judged So notice that when Carrie left them talking like camera was like I'm done with you Deanna and Carrie's like Um, I'm gonna get a drink and she walks over to Mama Dean's like oh, I know Well, the best part is I love when I love when Mama D just smacks and since the dandruff because the end just like well

Mama D Which is a new game that I like to take credit for even the league says it's her name Mama D guess what okay? She's saying that people are gonna talk about me Okay, she's saying that she said it and then it's like why do you give a rip about what people say about you? What the andro Unfortunately, because your last name is Simmons. You're gonna be judged in a different way when I married into the Simmons family I had to learn to take that all I learned had a work with jealousy and I have to know the people just weren't gonna like me and they definitely won't like you because you're much heavier than I am at your age.

Wanna Twinkie? I brought one in my purse for you. Mother stop that! I look good! If you say so. So then Cameron is like storming off into her car and she's like I am done Done with that so many people have told me so many horrible things about her and I would never say them to her But for her to disrespect my mother-in-law like that piss out

piss out out of that And she gets in her car she goes oh my gosh this is insane keep going keep going stop stop the car now go that was fun speed bump so fun so next week after after after momedy has lands it down down and Lans says I'm just word the brandy only wants to drink with her in momedy's like I worry about the alcohol next week momedy's like can she Lee Anzadeh that she was an alcoholic that's stupid dumb bitch and she thinks she named me momedy what a dumb bitch

and she thinks you're an alcoholic too uh that's what she said branding that's rich that's rich and I'm not just talking about her quote Quote and quote, fian say, oh, the Andrew. Wow, guys, it's gonna get crazy. And also, by the way, next week is the week that Liam finally breaks. And she's like, raises her fist up against the Andrew. Yeah.

There you go. So great. Thank you so much for a good show, Real House. So I was at Dallas, you know, cases. Thank you all for being wonderful. Wonderful people. Well, that for a good show real house. Why is it Dallas? You know cases all for being wonderful wonderful people Well, that was a good one wonderful Yes, now he's on our television. Yeah, my wonderful people's maybe take him to the little fight It's a great cast. I'm telling you this is a great great cast

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