Watch What Crappens - RHOD: L'Infinite Jest

Episode Date: November 21, 2019

The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way. OY. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I think everyone has lots of Dallas pretty pissed. Yeah, watching this episode. Yeah, everyone was just acting like a jackass for the most part and I'm like I'm angry but at the same time like I love being angry when I watch these shows So I don't I really don't know how to even feel about anything at the moment I do So realize what the doubt I'm all perky and happy. But also, I know I'm just going to get furious as I start going through these notes. Because I just usually we have a little, you know, right? Like we'll take, I'll take, usually you'd like to take notes the night before and then the next morning we recap it. But this was like take notes,

jump on the phone and so I'm still mad. You know, I have that, that time to decompress and remember what it's, you know, just remember that it to decompress and remember what it's, you know, just remember that it's just a TV show and it's, you know, not to be mad. So, sorry. Yeah, that's okay. Let it out. This is what a podcast is for is to let all our rage out

and ridicule, et cetera, et cetera. So this is the big trip to Thailand from Real Housewives of Dallas and they are in Bangkok and the ladies have just arrived and Cameras like it's in that we first we see them just getting dressed or like putting on their makeup and freshening up and getting ready to seize the tie day and Cameron goes I'm high on life because I'm in happy land. I was like happy land Is that what I wonder if tie actually means happy because now I'm about to happy land. I was like, happy land?

Is that what tie? I wonder if tie actually means happy. Because now I'm about to make fun of Cameron. And then I'm like, wait a second, Ben. Let's not be ignorant. Because are you looking at it up? I don't know. I'm looking it up right now.

I'm looking it up. What does tie mean? Because watch, if I learn something from Cameron, well, you know what, I have not found any information yet, but I'm just. Oh, I mean, free. It's free. It's there. Free. Yeah. I'm in happy land.

Yeah, I don't think Cameron owns anything that's free. She probably pays somebody even just like for air, you know, just like throws money around it people. Because this is why this is why Lee and wanted to come on the trip because it's called free land. Yeah, she's like, Steve just started. This is Lee at Lockheed. I have done so much for you. I will accept free trip. Thank you. I have to all the red curries and green curries and yellow curries I've ordered over all these years and let me tell you something when people say pad see you I don't say pad see you I say pad see you to full that's what I say I'm known for putting people together and I put together green and curry so I will accept your trip thank you very much listen when people say past the sticky rice, I say no, you pass the rice that locks being with itself.

So my autocorrect is changing Dandra to Sandra. And it just cracks me up because that's like such a, that's just such a name for Dandra, right? Like, oh, Sandra. Just kind of out. Oh, Tarland. It's just Sandra from 227. Oh,

I'm just here. It's the good. Jack, I forgot her name was even Sandra. That was just Erica Jane coming out of my mouth. I guess Erica Jane is like our new. She's, you know, at least vocally, she's my check. Hey, me. I don't, Mary, oh, me.

I don't, I barely even know what I'm talking about. Mary, Pat the putt. We should also mention it's 12.45 where I am in the morning. So I'm in a really loopy place. And, you know, like I've had very limited exposure to the outside world here in my parents house. So I'm just gonna make it to just have references I can tonight. So Camus in Happyland because she tells this, I took a sleeping pole,

which is a Xanax on the plane. And then it says a clip of her on the plane going, I took sleeping pills to and then Carrie puts on some crazy mask. I mean, it's like, it's Cameron does. No, but I thought Carrie did it first though. Carrie was like the first one who was like, oh, mask, and it's like crinkled and like hanging off her in this very pretty, cougar way.

I was like, oh my god, if I were on a plane and I saw someone who'd look like that, I would be terrified. That's so weird, because I just wrote Dan Cameron, which makes me wonder if that was just Carrie's face. No, Cameron put on a mask. It was like a flesh tone, it was a flesh-tuned mask. It was like backing color. Yeah, it was. It was like UPS backing tape color. So, Dan just like, on this plane, it is hot around menopausal. It's like orsy. Um, on this plane, it is hot around menopausal.

It's like orsy. So, uh, by the way, clearly, Mama D got into the plane first and broke dehantro's air conditioning. We'll see how my daughter enjoys a flat 15 hours long while my former company is dying, dying. Poor Danza can't even order to drink, because all of her credit cards have been canceled, like right when the plane starts. I like also that she's like saying, this plane is so hot when she's the only one who had to take off all her underwear and bra and is like sweating while everyone else is like cool and just sleeping.

She's just playing this hot, like, girl, I think. I think you have to come to some truth about your body right now. It's basically me, like in any cold situation I'm in. I'm like it is so fucking hot here in Chicago with the fuck you guys in the middle of winter. What is it, Samo? So, um, Liam, it's so note everybody's loopy after that long flight as you know, because you took it. Yes, I know. I'm it's fresh in my mind from just three weeks ago. I'm like, wow, I'm really holding it in my instincts, Ronnie, to be like, and I did

that and I did that. And I did that. But they'll come out later. Why not? Don't hold them in for me. I can live vicariously through yet. I don't have much to add. But, you know, I'll, I'll add more. I can do it. It'll, it'll be especially good when I smell like a taco as I do right now, because I just ate Mexican food and apparently bathed in Mexican food whenever I go eat it because I really smell like a taco and some salsa right now. It's okay. I just smell like Indian food. So look, yeah, so I'll live your class you live through your mind. Oh, my top go bath mind. Either way Cameron sort of reiterates her line from last week. She's like, there is a 12 hour time difference between Dallas to Bangkok. And when you're on Thailand, you're like really just like traveling to the future to be there

because it's like really yesterday in Dallas, well it's tomorrow in Thailand. And like, future Cameron is 12 hours older, but I look great. So the time difference is it's 12. It's that it's that much behind where is she right? Right ahead. How dear? Oh, so I was ahead all that time. I too was in the future. Okay.

And let me tell you something. I have the dumb one here. Yeah, oh, there is, listen, there is nothing better than texting all your friends at home being like, sorry, I'm in tomorrow So they get to their rooms bloody blue D And Stephanie has a ranged room service in the morning for other ladies And so they're all having breakfast together and Carrie just grabs one of those pork you pine like flowers and she's like

What is it called? I wrote rub uton, but I know that's not right. I think it's rambutan I don't know if you said I always call it I've always called it a rambutan or ramb but she picks it up like it's a baseball She's just like holding it like it's up on her face. I don't know. For some reason, like her Rampton handling really bothered me when I watched it. Me too. I was like, what? Disrespect. Stop disrespecting that flower.

That thing is alive. That's like crushing it. It's like a fruit. It's a fruit. And she's I'm like, that fruit has delicate things on the outside. Hold it delicately. It's not, it's not like a orange. You can just grab and hold, you know, like it's a rambutan treat it respectfully

Give the rambutan the respected deserves So were they eating padtai because camway? Mmm padtai early Yes, future patai But then they showed a plate of eggs, so I was really good. That was, I mean, so when I was in the future, yeah, the breakfast buffets or whatever, they'll have like a western breakfast items, but then you'd do it also be like,

Pad Thai or a curry and things like that. So it was like, very of the future and very land of the free. Did you see Sandra Bloc there? And that futuristic movie, which took place in the past, but is also in the future confusion. I called it not. So, um, so they're going to be going to a temple. And so Stephanie is really excited to take a talk talk, but they cannot really wrap their minds around how to actually say talk talk.

They're like, is that a tattet or a tutu tuk or a tuk tuk or a tuk tuk or a tuk tuk or a tuk tuk Cat Cat or touch touch Car car car car car overtake the scrambler Cameras in a camera camera camera is in a really weird place on this trip She's like oh my god last time I was here I was begging court to take me to that alley that dark alley, you know, the alley where dark things happen and we have like the red light district stupid It is insane you guys like so many things happen at the road light district people hang out windows Well, it's funny that this is the same woman who was like refused to be like in the same presence as as a as a dildo and get us like I want to go in there. A lot duster. Okay. Quarer. Um, it's just I guess

maybe like like when she's not when she's like in a different hemisphere than some has something like turns on on her. Yeah. I think she thinks it's just where they develop pictures. Yeah. I think she's like, I don't think she goes with it. She thinks it's where like, all the traffic lights are just red. She's like, I really like it because I think people should stop more on traffic. You know what? People should take some time to themselves in their car.

Some people call it horrible, horrible traffic jam. I call it traffic cam because it's amazing to have some alone time as a mother. Do they have tacos solids at the right light district? And then we get the now famous song, I guess, yeah, because they are never going to stop singing. It's like a fucking what's that girl that makes me crazy? Megan trainer. Megan trainer. It's like that fucking Megan trainer. I don't want to listen to her, but if I turn on Amazon Prime music, guess who's singing about how everybody wants her,

but she's not going to go there because she's a strong lady and she's going to choose, she wants to be with the guy. Yeah. It's making trainer, okay? And so then I start really liking her songs because they never stop. I start walking around going, with my number, what's my number? Yeah, stupid song. That's like this song. Okay. So, Cork wrote this song for Cameron. And it goes, Ty, man, Ty, man, where everyone gets a baby elephant.

Wait a minute. That's Toyland, first of all. And Cork is a very lazy songwriter. He's a very lazy songstaylor. Oh, so it was actually a minute, that's Toyland, first of all. And Court is a very lazy songwriter. He's a very lazy songstaylor. Oh, so it was actually a song, was it based off of like Babes and Toyland or something? I think so. And I think either Court just got sick of singing it, like right after he got past the Toyland Toyland part,

and just, you know, saying something else it wasn't in the same tune. I don't know. I don't know where. To me, since I'm not up on my Babes andiland musicality, I just thought it was a really lazy song that had no rhyming scheme and very little melody, but for some reason was a smash hit on Cameron Radio. Yeah, Cameron, serious exam. Yeah, exactly. so, yeah, Cameron sings the song for what we think is just going to be, uh, one, one little scene, one little moment, uh, and Stephanie's like, you should try to sell that song.

I can see Rihanna pick that up. And like, I had like this, like, very panicked moment where I was like, what if Rihanna watches the show and then it's like, yeah, I do want to pick that up. And it's like Rihanna being like, like, yeah, I do want to pick that up. And it's like Rihanna being like, Rihanna would my friend, my friend, my cousin, Jenna is always singing. Where are you now? Listen to the lyrics of that song. Where are you? I'm here. Are you? Baby elephant that I got in Thailand. That's much so I'm impersonation by the way.

So Cameron's like every country has different rules. One rule is you can't talk about the king in any negative way. Also you have to have correct body language. You lean forward to respect your elders, okay? So she starts going through all of the rules of Thailand. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I would never bash an adopted monarchy. Never. Do not tease or joke excellently. Do not stare at any went for long and everyone's cracking up. Yeah Yeah, I can't really struggle with the staring thing She's she's a bit of a stare Don't go in your trash. Sorry, Brandi. You can't come along I'm glad one of the rules wasn't shaking your head disapprovingly like side like leaning your head sideways while shaking it sideways

But it's really moving up and down because your head is tilted to far sideways because you'd be a jail You know that she had her fingers crossed that one of the rules was can't say the f in word Yeah, another rule is don't say f in in my face and another word It another rule is no Delta is stopping me in my face. And in another word, another rule is no Delta is sapping me in the face. How's that? Yeah. Choose your words carefully.

So yeah, so she's no whisper. No whisper is allowed. Yeah. No whisper is. Only where we're flaper clothes, if you have to wear a long jewelry. So yeah, rule number five is no whispering. And by the way, when they said no whispering, Stephanie looks so

panicked. She's like, but what are we, what are we going to say, Brandy? Like, like, how are we going to talk? Brandy, like, that you broke the rule already, girl, girl, no whispering. We have to promise that we're not going to whisper. Okay. Girl, I don't want to call the police. Yo on you, but you are whispering us against a rule. So they're getting ready to go out for the day and they're unpacking us and D'Andra has

like 19,000 makeup brushes, so carries teasing her. And then D'Andra tells her, Oh my God. You're, let me show you what I brought. I'm a support friend. I've never seen Leanne wear her infinity dress and she've launched it. So, I put one. I'm gonna wear it.

It's gonna be hilarious. This is gonna go over so well. I mean, Leanne's gonna be mad about it. But, you know what? I haven't seen anyone wear it ever. Never. Well, infinity dress. Can't wait to wear it.

It's gonna be a great night. Yeah, I'm finnity dressed. Can't wait to wear it. It's going to be a great night. Yeah, I'm like, that's, this is not going to go well. Commissures. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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sticks that you get at like, my goals that you put in the corner of your house. And I know that you have. I know that you know, I love a stick. I love a stick. It's my thing. But the difference is that you, you, like, you do love a stick, but Kair is going to pass it off like she, like, she got it from Ethan Allen. Yes. And also I will say from my sticks, those are real sticks that I made that lamp out. Okay. I walked this neighborhood for days looking for proper sticks to hot glue guy onto my old sleeping rack. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, I don't, I don't see Kairie putting in that effort. I see you're going to Michael's getting some sticks and some fake Autumn leaves in the middle of July and being like, oh You know, yeah, she gets gifts. Oh Gosh so deandre is like well she should be wearing her dress I mean if I'm not your product you'd be seeing me wear it all the time Oh really because I haven't heard of bell 22 once how's that product going? Yeah, how's green miracle going? How's hard night good morning? Hard night, yeah 22 once how's that product going? Yeah, how's Green Miracle going how's some more of the elephant song, the baby elephant song. Yeah, but now everyone's singing along.

Yeah, so they go to this temple. Yes. Did you go there? I did. Well, by the way, before they got there, they also have... A lot of like really important anthropological stuff is happening. Carey is like, oh, do you know here in Thailand, when you most girls that you see that are pretty cute, they have PPs. And so they're all like learning and talking about lady boys. In a way that just, I don't know why I was like, this feels problematic, but I know it's, I know it's not really, but I just, I think my body was just like ready for some problematic stuff happening on this episode.

Yeah, we've seen previews. So, I was pretty ready to be offended by everything. So, they go to a temple, like a super famous temple, they are called Wat Pho, or Wat Pho. I think that's how you pronounce it. I'm like talking about like Tuck Tuck, I'm like,, they don't even know how to say Tuck Tuck's. I'm like, I'm like, they went to a temple called Ash Tray Ding Dong, you know? So, but it's called Wat Foe,

and it's just like super famous. And so they arrive and they have a tour guide and so they all greet him and they're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, and it just cuts to like a statue that's just like angry. Like a statue that's like, I've been here for 4,000 years. I've been angry all this time, and I don't know why. And now I realize this has been my destiny.

These women walking in right now. Yeah, the statue is like, yeah, I've already seen the screener of this episode, and I'm pissed. How about that? I can't believe you had the pad time of breakfast. It's just angry. So, they're walking around. They're learning everything and one of the things at these temples is that when you go

in, especially to where the buddhas are and everything, you have to take off your shoes and hats, which is a pretty like, I thought it would, I did not think it would be a plot point. I thought it was just like a, here's a look at Thai land and things that happen in it, but it was like, oh, this is gonna, this is gonna be a plot point. Yeah. So, um, Leanne, because Carrie is still wearing her hat, and they're like on the very top step about to go, and they go to these steps, and it's a very top step. And Leanne finally goes, um, get where it happens.

I just, I know, I know. Okay, okay. So then which she was not going to take that hat off. When were you going to take it off, you're in the doorway of the fucking thing. I know. No, because they will yell, they actually, so when you go in that door, because I went into that spot. In fact, where they were praying and everything, my friend Jenny and I sat there and had a

very meditative moment and it was actually quite beautiful. But if you walk in and you have like a hat or something or you're not ready, there's a guy who sits there at the door with like a cane and like the moment you try to walk in, he like swings the cane out and just like stops you. It's like a gate. He's like, no, you know, so they will actually bark at you. So I don't know who Carrie thought she was fooling, but you know, that would be a great job for Leanne temple guard. She would be so good at that. Just smack people with canes as they come in. You think you can walk where shoes around this

boot? I you better get on out of here. So they go into this temple and Brandy's like, I'm a very spiritual person. And I think it's important to learn about other people and their beliefs. Gracias whoops. Like, oh, no. I know that was. I was like, oh, here we go. Now Spanish.

Okay. This I've said it before on this podcast. And I will say it again, it's just it takes me back to some of the heyday of the amazing race where it did not matter what country people were in the moment they got onto a cab. They'd be like, rapido, rapido, rapido, on delay, on delay. It's like Spanish is like, they do it through this entire episode. Every single thing they're like, poor favor, Rapido, can we, how much do you cost? Poor Favore? Or that thing where when you're in a different country,

so you start yelling, like you hear people yelling, like they can, they can hear you. They speak a different language than you. Okay? Not a different volume. Different language. The worst is that when people, they, when they're in a foreign country, so to make their point clearer, they just start speaking with an accent, but they're still speaking English, as if the accent is supposed to clarify anything.

Okay. Oh god, America. Well, I've said this in a podcast, and a million podcasts, and I'll say it in a million more as well. Other countries, I apologize. I apologize. Everything that Bravo does to you.

I was really cringing during this because you know what, like the everyone in Thailand that I encountered was so nice and lovely. And every time you go to Thailand, everyone goes, everyone there is so nice. And then everyone there is like, we are a nice people. You know, everyone is so nice and friendly, and then we just send a bunch of monsters there on from reality TV. I mean, what? No, what are they meditating all the time?

It's just like two or buses of this coming through. Well, that's why that Buddha was reclining, because that Buddha was probably sitting up, and then I was like, oh, the real house of the house is coming in, oh, let me let me let that back here and watch what happens. Yeah, I'm gonna, oh, the real house has a Dallas coming in. Oh, let me let me let me back and watch what happens. Yeah, I'm going to lay down. I'm so they're going to pop.

Yeah. So they go into a different like temple-ish area. You see, you're not the only ignorant one. So part of what photo, though, it's still part of what photo, just so you know, just to get lay the land there. I did it. I, I flexed my Thailand knowledge, flex, bitch. They go someplace different part where Kerry is wearing her hat again.

It's the only point I'm trying to say to get to. Yeah, she's wearing her hat again and she's not taking it off and they're about to walk right inside again, where she's obviously not going to be taking off this fucking hat. And Leanne goes, Kerry, you can't wear your hat inside. And she's like, I know. Carrie just really likes playing hat chicken with temples. I mean, that's just what it is. She just wants to fuck with the king.

She's like just fucking with the king. She's like, if Leon won't fight with me, I would fight this king. Where's this king? I, you know, I, I actually understood Leon's rage because I would get mad if we all took off our hats and then there's one person who doesn't take off their hat and then like how are we supposed to know that her plan is to take off her hat? Like the last nanosecond, you know you start to get these feelings of like what you think you're too good to take off your hat, we all took off the hat. You know the rules, why are you doing this? You're gonna get us in trouble. So I understand

those like those bubbles of rage, especially when you already don't us in trouble. So I understand those like those bubble bubbles of rage, especially when you're in the don't like the person. Yeah, because yeah, you make everybody look like an asshole in your group, you know, so they're praying and carries now pissed off. Okay, so she's like, I've been told twice don't tell me what to do. And Lee is like, well, I'm trying to, she's telling us not carry. She's like, I'm trying to enjoy this experience to take your fucking out of bitch. How many times do you need to be told, sorry, I didn't say it in Spanish. I was like, oh, at this point, I was like holding out hope. So here are two things going through my mind at this point, going into this episode, seeing the previews. I was like, you know what, it really was not, it did not look good for

Leanne in the coming up next episode, but I'm sure when we actually watch the episode, there will be a grander context. Like I'm sure we'll have like a moment where Carrie is gonna like say something like, oh, don't fuck with me. I'm Mexican. I'm strong Mexican. You know something like that. And then this would be like actually Leanne referring to it. So I was sort of like expecting that. And then when she said that, I was like, uh-oh. She's already saying things and there's no context. I was like in my mind, I was like even trying to make a context of like, well, maybe Carrie's always saying things like,

Oh, I don't understand it because it's English. I don't know. I was trying to and then I was like, I don't have to do that. I don't have to do that. Yeah, you know, you're not going to do that. No, I don't. You're not the one you said it. It's fucking stupid. And it's continuous, but that's like the psychological thing is that I have to do things over at all times. So I'm like already smoothing things over between like reality stars on TV. If I need to make this right for Leanne. I'm like, I'm going to go. Yeah. So Kerry is mad, you know, so then, you know, the huge statue that's laying down, which is basically my statue. That statue represents me. Just the one that's laying down. You know, that statue has a

really lovely, like, temperedic mattress or so. Like a foam mattress or an agility bed. It was very if you will what I use. It was very relaxed. Having a great time and it's great. It's great Buddha. Actually in real life is very impressive. You walk in and you're like wow. Huge. It's huge.

You're like wow that's that's a Buddha. It's like you know would make this perfect for this statue just a pound or bag of peanut M&M You know, please don't say that because now it's in my head and I want peanut M&M's Well, there you go. That's why religion Okay, that's what I spread to the people one thing that I had this one thing that I have to say that I really enjoyed Was that they had a close-up of a sign like outside the temple that said no pda and I was like this is a great country okay this is a country that's like we are setting boundaries okay we're not we are telling you right now just try not to make out in front of like important religious artifacts

okay just try because you know when I was there when I was there at that reclint this is all coming back to me right now people when I was there at that reclint, this is all coming back to me right now people. When I was there at that reclining, Buddha. So everyone takes pictures with a reclining Buddha. I have one, I'll try to post it if anyone cares. But there was a girl in front of me before my friend and I took our picture. She has someone take the picture and she goes, hold on, hold on, hold on.

And she gets into some crazy one-legged, carried-duber yoga pose. I'm like, why are you taking a selfie in a yoga pose in front of this Buddha? It was the most ridiculous thing. And the truth is that there hadn't been a sign that said, no PDA, I guarantee there'd be a lot of people just making out in front of the Buddha.

While doing the tree pose. While doing the tree pose. It was like not even the tree pose. It was like, unlike, it was like her toe was touching the back of her head. It was so ridiculous. Like, why do you feel the need to make this ridiculous pose in front of the Buddha? Why? It's like, I love Buddha and go to gymnastics. Yeah. Exactly. That's exactly what it was. Separate the lanes, lady. Separate your lanes.

So they go into a tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk, which depending on which team you're on. Okay. Not no, not yet. They're still at the there's still at the temple area. And they are now they've left the reclining Buddha and now they're walking around the grounds of this area. And Kerry's still muddling about wearing a hat and everything. And so they decide to go see a fortune teller. Oh, um, yeah, but they don't they go they go on these two two stonthay and the fortune has to get in it and it's too tall. Um, Emily and so they it's kind of they're kind of shopping right they're kind of shopping around. Emily and it's like look at the elephant Sandra. And carries like, oh she keeps saying I don't wear a hat. I don't wear a hat.

Oh, don't wear hat. I've done that enough to think I've got her hat. Oh, she told me to not wear a hat. What is your mama there? She's never even left the United States. I've been here three times, three times. Let the hell take off your fucking hat, Carrie. I love the hat fight.

Like, this is a really great petty fight, the hat fight. She's furious about being told to take off her hat. I know. So, yeah, so then we're at the fortune teller. And Brandy, Brandy sits down and I was like, oh god. All right, Housewives, learn a lesson. Do you not go to the fortune tellers? Yeah.

Why are you going? They're always right on these shows. Yeah, exactly, especially when Leanne probably paid the fortune teller a few hundred bot to give the fortune that she wants. So first, the fortune teller tells Stephanie that Stephanie needs to have either two or five babies. And the good news is that Stephanie is not going to be murdered, which I think it's actually a really strong fortune because if anyone has ever seen Travis's face, sometimes you think that like murderers around the corner. You're not going to be murdered unless you don't stick to the list. Oh, we forgot to mention they were, Lee A sees a little boot up and she's like, how

much is this an American $20? Okay. So she buys it and then Kerry is going to buy it too. And Dan just like, that's one thing I bought. And Kerry is like, oh, how much is this need tells her? She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How about half of that? And he's like, your friend just bought one for this price and I'm not haggling.

And she's like, oh, but she's stupid. She doesn't know how to negotiate She doesn't travel outside the US Oh god, you are really cruising for a breeze and man. Mm-hmm absolutely. So So now The fortune teller is gonna talk to Deandra and the fortune teller is basically like, hmm, let's see. You have a mom who hates you. You have driven her business into the ground, even though she drove into the ground first, but you drove it even more into the ground. And you will someday have

square hair and you drink a lot. You have a velvet painting of yourself and your mother hanging in your house with claw bangs and you're a drunk. You got a 12 pack of donuts for your 50th birthday and there's no jewelry hidden inside. Let's see what else. Does the words pretty Jessica, pretty Jessica, does that mean anything? I'm getting some weird vision. Boolea bass, Jeremy wins. Does that mean anything? Jeremy wins a bully bass. So, yeah, the ladies like Angie drink alcohol.

She goes, no, just kidding. She's like, yeah, she goes, if you drink a lot, you're going to maybe have an operation. So, you know, if you stop drinking, no operation. And Andrew's like, well, if anyone stops drinking this better form, she's telling you, you're going to have an operation. Do not discount these psychics. All Bravo shows. Please take care of yourself. Okay. It's fun to make fun of you. And I can't do it if you're dead. Yeah, okay So the fortune tellers basically telling Deandra that she drinks too much and sometimes talks too much too and

Leanne they make some comment about like will is a carer gonna be your moderator and cares Oh And she's like that was your job don't put it onto me. So this weird like babysitting fight has returned even though Yeah, I don't know what it's like really bothers Carrie and I don't understand why His Carrie is just ready to fight now. She wants to fight with Leanne She hasn't gotten a full-on fight with Leanne and so she's gonna do whatever she can to get in a fight with Leanne So she's yelling at me and another babysitter that is your chance you do the babysitting I'm so tired of this woman telling everyone what to do

Yeah, it's like I wasn't putting it on to you. Okay, then don't talk don't tell me not to talk. That's rude as fuck Sad effect my favorite sad effect So they've broken every single rule already Yeah, I'm except you know, they haven't made fun of Elvis yet so later except, you know, they haven't made fun of Elvis yet. So later, Cam is to carry, she's like, you okay, girl, because this is not the girl I met over Taco's solid. And she's like, oh, really?

Because she told that, Mar-no, I'm the new babysitter. You know, she's always poking at me. How is that poking at you? Saying that you're the new babysitter for the Andro. You're really reaching, lady. If you reach this hard for a job, you might not be so shit out of luck. Yeah. So as they're talking, the screen goes like, Roon number five, Bruchina, because they're like whispering behind someone's there. I think it was whispering is what they were dinged on. So they're already

ruined one, one rule. I mean, if they, what they were dinged on. So they're already ruined one one rule I mean if they if they if they violate rule number one, which is talk badly about the monarchy That's the only rule that will really get them thrown in jail and I'm like really excited for that to happen because you know It's gonna happen So now they get in the Tech-tacks and cat at least like oh, are you gonna you're gonna make it that's pretty short. Oh, okay And folded nap actually be very good for the carnival yeah it's like folded up in a five different little squares to get it this thing I know and as soon as they get in the

talk talk someone starts going on the lay on the lay I'm like oh gosh and of course we get another reprise of Thailand Thailand where everyone gets a baby elephant I wrote I can't with this song So now so Leanne and Cameron have their own talk talk and they're talking about Carrie and Leanne is like really She has a true bee in her bonnet But she would have a bee in her bonnet except I took my bonnet off at the temple You know what I'm saying? So she's saying, she's like,

there were hat sounds everywhere. She didn't need to be disrespectful. Hat sounds everywhere. And Cameron's like, I know, I think she got mad at you about the hots. She's like, whoa, what the hell? Nash's talking about me to come to try and talk Cammin to not be friends with me.

Woohoo. Yeah. And then over and the other, in another one, Carrie and Dan for a talking and Carrie's like, don't you get sick of her talking about babysitting? What is she talking about? But what am I babysitting? No, I don't do this. Don't babysitting. I was like, please stop stealing all of Captain Lee's shit. Look at your own storyline.

And Dan just like, oh, when you know mother, that she was just thrilled when the god told me I was drinking too much when You just saw Liam was just like laughing right there and that guy was just saying I drink too much And I mean if I hadn't been already so drunk at two in the afternoon I would have said something right back that fortune teller, but he said I just laughed So camera is like um, I think that Leon and Carrie are just rubbles and they don't like people telling them what to do. So Cameron tells Leanne, she just likes to be straight up. She's just that kind of person. And Leanne says she wasn't straight up about the hat.

She barked at me about something else. So she was quiet at the time, but then she barked at me about something. She passed up aggressive. Yeah, because she's Leanne thinks that by Carrie going to Cam to bitch about the Leanne, Carrie's trying to manipulate Cam away from Leanne over to Carrie's side, et cetera. And so Leanne goes, it's top using my fucking English words against me. Find your own Mexican words. I was like, mm, oh, yeah.

Leanne, you're making it very hard for. Just to work you. This is not right. Don't say this thing by least favorite kind of housewives fight. I mean, aside from the blatant big, you know, like racist, but I don't even know if you can call them undertones, like the basic racist shit being said, because I like when you can root for someone in the fight. And this one is just like killing both.

So they stopped to get some street food and they're getting coconut water. So Carrie walks up to get coconut water and Cam comes up and sees them holding big coconuts and she goes, what is that? Wow. Wow. And Stephanie's like, you know, my please. Whoops. What is that? Wow Wow as Stephanie's like, you know, my please whips

So then we should also by the way we should also mention that after Leanne said find drone Maxine words Cameron said What's babysitting in Mexican and Leanne says I can tell you what asshole was in Mexican. I was like Oh my god, this is not nope nope a big no big nope nobody's helping here so they go to this Pad Thai street food place the lady's making Pad Thai of the street and Andrew's like well when we're in Thailand mother they're they're we're now for their foods. Of course I'm going to eat as much as I can. Here's things I've eaten Thaeroids livers ears tongues fingers Bugs alcohol

I actually swallowed a teetas bottle once not even I Entire case of Chang beer. Yes, I did do that One time I ate an entire box of envelopes just spot mother. So Cameron is not eating the street food. And the reason why she goes, I can't eat this street food because my typhoid shot expired last year. So I'm just taking it easy. I'm like, you didn't get a ty-foil shop. You didn't get any what? Your tie-foil shop, like I don't know why. That just like I just like the idea that she probably has like on her iCal. Hey girl, your tie-foil shop expired. Bye girl. And I love this fucking camera. Like coming

up with an excuse. So she doesn't seem rude. Comes up with the rudest fucking excuse ever. Sorry, not eating on the street in your country, typhoid. Yeah. She goes, I'm sorry, but I do not eat off a dirty pan that hasn't been washed all day long. I'm like, hey, to break it to you, Cameron, but have you been in a restaurant anywhere in America? So Liam is mad. She's just watching into Brandy.

Chen is a big moment. She, you know, this cast is notorious for going to like really great rest or like going where were they Mexico, right? Where they're like, do you have hamburgers? Well, they were in like, oh, they were all. Yeah, well, they were also in Copenhagen where they went to like a Michelin star restaurant. Like two different Michelin star restaurants in the life. I mean, it fries.

You don't have to hate a Michelin star restaurant. Like two different Michelin star restaurants. And they were like, I mean, it fries. You don't have tater tots on that. I have a hot dog like my costume like Carly. Good luck with the review. I'm about to leave you on the open hall again. Open high. So, so she's getting mad because Kerry was insisting that they just go eat street food.

And she's like, well, maybe five somewhere we can all eat and the hearts the hearts. Oh God. And so yeah. So basically the people who aren't eating street food are talking and Leanne selling brandy about the babysitting joke, situation, et cetera. And me Wallace definitely is spiraling because she didn't want Pad Thai at all, but she's such a people pleaser that she's eating the Pad Thai. And so she's trying to like, she hasn't in padtai at all, but she's such a people pleaser that she's eating the padtai. And so she's trying to like, she has it in front of her and she's trying to eat it but not eat it.

So she's sort of like moving the padtai around. I just like that she's having this existential crisis with the padtai. No one seems to really know what's going on. So then, Leon's like, I can't believe she was, she got mad at me. What was she talking about the hat thing? Oh, I think the, um, the, the baby said she thought. Leanne was basically saying, listen, when I said babysitting, I was just saying, it's your friend. Take care of your friend and, and Carrie took it so personally.

And she's like, I think she assumes a lot of what I say is just like direct. I don't know. I was joking. I mean, I should have made the joke in Hispanic and non English. I'm like, okay. It's like how many of these comments? Like this is, I was like, I thought it was just gonna be like a really bad moment by the elevator. I'm like, oh wow, so we're already on number three of problematic things to say.

Yeah, now you're just basically like some crazy fucking redneck stereotype. Yeah, corny stereotype. Yeah, so bus, they're on the bus and Kerry's like, I'm so full. And Cameron's like, shut up. I'm starving. I like that. She was like, that was the first time cameras just like shop like she's So they're all getting ready to go out and carry and Dan for their room and dangerous like I'm gonna wear this in dress I did I bought it secret so she would know I got it up on it to a PO box under a different nine I was like mm-hmm and what credit card. Yeah, I'm gonna come on now

so yeah, so she got this Lymphinity dress. And meanwhile in the other room, Brandon Stefnier talked about the surrogate and it's like the baby has the same daddy and Brandon is not sure if she can handle a fourth child and blah, I don't care. Yeah. So then back with Dan Drum and Carrie, Dan just like how do you even put this thing on just no instructions look at it It's crazy just press sucks And so they just most start going in on this dress. Yeah, they're like and they're like Accessively being silly. I mean it isn't hilarious dress But they're like they know the cameras around them and they are just like acting like how do you put a dress on you know

So they're doing that and then the other women started, how do you put a dress on? So they're doing that. And then the other women started to head down to dinner and Cameron has a big plan for the evening. She's like, guys, let's go get Alicia Martini. Who's up for that? Alicia. I just want- When he married Jessica, what a cute show.

I just want a luce martini in a tutu. So then this Deandering Carri scene goes on forever, because she's trying to go on every single part of this dress and look as ridiculous as possible. Yeah. And the snaps keep coming undone and it's, you know, she's like a big mess and then carries like what is he supposed to be a cape What is this what is that you know this looks like something a babysitter would wear or take it oh yeah take it

And then it's like inner caught with Cameron now at the restaurant saying do you have a lead shame our teeny oddly Chae please thank you And then Lee and it's, I'm gonna do the mojito. Okay. And then Cameron decides that she wants to order food in Thai and she's like, I'm gonna have the going Patnam Prxinja Prxan Patnam please hold the typhoid. Thanks. Yeah, could you try not to have the typhoid and instead bring me another light-chay, Martini, please? Thank you.

Sawati. Can I have the tetanus salad dressing on the side? That would be great. Elite-chay. You know, please don't give me anything with hepatitis B. I only take hepatitis A. It's called standards. Oh, so the andro is like, I know I've eaten a lot of bad die, but there's no way these snaps should just be flying off like this mother.

And Carrie says, yeah, I've had 4c sections and it was easier than that dress. But I kind of go go I actually believe that. It is 175 different looks. It doesn't come easy. You have to work for last. No one said fashion was easy, Carrie. So Carrie and Sandra are finally on their way down and Cameron's like, oh my god, I got a text from someone. They're on the way. Um, they say sorry someone had a wardrobe malfunction I mean, I'm like who wants to take bets on who five on sandrow five on the drunky So uh

What better occasion than to sing the song again Thailand Where everybody gets a baby elephant. Oh, I can't. And you know what else I can't with the actual song Toyland. Really hate you song. Okay. I wish I knew what that song was. Toyland,

Toyland, something girl and boyland. At least that rhymes That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like court started singing that but just got lazy in the end It's like it feels like it gets a baby elephant. There is like a yeah I feel like he pulled a little bit from the toyland song and maybe like I feel like he also brought the spirit of the FAO short song to you know like that awful song Welcome to our world. Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world. Where it just just goes and is annoying and never ends. So let's see here. So Sandra, Sandra's like, well, I have when she's,

I hope she laughs, I hope she thinks it's funny. Yeah.. Not going to happen to Andrew. She's already saying this stuff to she's really trying to like firm up her defense that it's just a joke and that that's what friends do is just joke. I'm like, no, you guys are frenemies and this is her product and you're like making fun of it on a national platform. So no, it's not going to come well. You're gonna be so big to look as stupid as possible. Yeah, you may look as terrible as possible. So yeah, so she comes out and Leanne's face is not, Leanne knows exactly what's happening and she's not happy. Yeah, it's like cute, okay. And so here's like, we have the mouth,

we're talking about function, we had a mouth, we were talking about function. And Dan's was like, it's coming apart, it took an hour. This dress was a mess, it was so difficult it's coming apart it took an hour this rest was a mess it was so difficult to get on it took an hour I mean I was like okay so then they're like rule number three no teasing okay okay was it Lisa van der Pum school of tie etiquette rule number three I've been betrayed oh no we have sexy unique bad tie on the menu now, but we call it Jelaine Sebas. So they would do that. They would like you would order Sebas and it

comes as padtire. Like, oh, that's what it is. So, um, Leanne's like, uh, so Leanne's playing along at first, you know, she's like, it's just like, it was like hard, like, it was like falling apart and it's like really hard and poorly crafted, you know what I'm saying? And Lance's like, well, you know, I'll make them super long so people can hand him, you know, that's why. And Cameron doesn't realize that this is a total past aggressive moment. And she's like, guys, this is the sweetest thing. Almost as sweet as my luchézie martini. Oh, it's just come with instructions, land like a book, a book of instructions. She needs private lessons to figure this out. It was a mess. She couldn't get it on.

And then it's like, well, this is why you had a wardrobe malfunction. And I love that that how she described it, because it was meant to piss me off. Yeah. And the end was like, I mean, it was an hour and a half of us trying to figure it out. I mean, basically, it's like their quote unquote joke did not lead to anyone laughing. So now they're like, they're trying to figure out, do we pivot away from the joke and make this actually like a real moment? Or are we going to try to really get a reaction out of her or both or just just make this moment worse and it just found up being like a little bit of a little bit of all three and it just was getting worse and worse and worse. Yeah, because they just keep going. Here's like,

oh, instruction booklet. This needs instructions and dandruff is like, yeah, what's the situation? Every time I went to the bathroom, I lost a button. I was like, well, how many times did you go to the bathroom, Deandra? Lady who's not the front. I know. I didn't get it. I then Cameron's like, yeah, did you have any idea she brought the dress? And they all was like, no, and Cameron goes, aw. Like this is still a very sweet gesture.

She's still smiling so happily, happily nod nodding like we're all getting along now. It's like we're in one big toot toot together. Hmm, tick. Well, um, this was miss. I'll tell you that much. Oh, do you need instructions with pictures? There's all these little strap-jop. We couldn't figure it out. We could not figure it out.

And cameras like, well, I think you're supposed to put all the pieces before you get into the dress. Well, I didn't know that mother. Yeah. God, I mean, it just keeps going. And then Cameron's, Cameron starts to realize that like, this is not a nice moment. And she's like, at first, I thought it was like really sweet, but now I think it's like not nice. And you just cut to her. And she now has full on camface, like the lips cur like not nice and you just cut to her and she now has full

on cam face like the lips curled in words and like the head to the side and like the nodding like this is trash this is trash this was basically evident my face and then deandra and by the way in deandra miss everything around the world and I love culinary competitions. She goes how's the chicken stick? Yeah, real world be there the chicken stick. So Liam is pissed, okay, and then you know then carries still going Oh, you should have seen or tried to put it on I was was being my path. It was falling apart. And so Leanne's like, oh, wow. So they had an hour long shooting session of making fun of my dress. Plus this.

This is really fun. Great dinner, guys. So then Deandra starts harping on how she needs full-dat instructions. With nature. Ooh. They're just like, well, the thing is she is now trying, she's now trying to pivot it into like, no,

I'm just a friend giving you constructive advice. She's like, well, actually, mother, what you really need to do is have it distressed you're coming to pouch instead. And it should have instructions. And I don't know, I think it should maybe move into my house. And we may have to fire some other infinity dresses. I'm sorry, mother. So she's like, well, Lee, I must have said something like, well, you know, it's at a new manufacturer an hour or something. Yeah, there was something because she was saying, like, I'm just saying the manufacturing and Leon's like, oh, the Andrew was trying to be like, you said it was like high quality

manufacturing and Leon's like, yeah, but now it's at a new manufacturer. They're talking about that. And she's like, well, if you, if you said a new manufacturer, then why do I get the old dress? And she goes, no, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, manufacturer of Jesus Christ. Well, I'm just trying to ask you why I'm getting the old dress when outward new dress is another.

And even Brandy is not laughing. Like she didn't even crack a smile. This is shocking. Yeah. And Brandy's like, um, Danjo, why are you picking on her? I'm just asking. So you're picking on her. I'm trying to help. I bought this to support you, Liam. Wouldn't you want to know? Wouldn't you picking on her? I'm just asking. You're picking on her. I'm trying to help.

I bought this to support you, Liam. Wouldn't you want to know? Wouldn't you want to know? I mean, what if one of my products wasn't working? Wouldn't you want me to know? I was like, none of your products are working. OK, you're fucking rip off the green ass drink. There, I let you know.

Your company. Let's hug. Let's go to lunch. Your company is about to go belly up. Like, You know? And like, Leanne actually is right. She goes, you know, if it's a joke, you come down, you make it, you move on.

But if you keep going because you haven't gone a reaction from me, it's because you did it to get a reaction from me. So it was like, it was, I mean, who would have thought that we'd be at a place where brandy of all people would be the one standing up for Leanne at the table? That was pretty shocking. I was like, I can't believe this is where we're at, right?

Yeah, and they all, the other ladies were, camera's like constructive criticism is good, but how many times do you really need to give up? Yeah. And so they get on her and stuff and is like, yeah, I think her feelings are hurt. And Lea's like, I feel 100%. Carrie made fun of this dress

and I figured that would happen but I thought me and the adra were in a different place. Yeah cuz Leanne immediately she knows what her ankle's gonna be. I thought I was working on us. I was trying to be a phone. I thought we were in a different place but honestly we're not. So she's you know as Leanne as possible about it. And, uh, Dan just like, the thing about Leanne is she doesn't have a sense of humor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And she's in her diary room session now in this dress with every single piece on. Did you notice that? Yes, I did notice. She's like, I don't understand. How is this

not funny? I mean, everybody on this show is so not self-aware. I know. Just like digging their whole deeper and deeper and deeper. Exactly. And so Deandra is now saying, now she's saying she was doing this to support Leanne because she brought the dress and put it on and was joking about it because she wants to support Leanne and basically let her know where the flowers are. And even Carrie is like, ah, she's like, no, Deandra, you want to do it as a joke.

And the Deandra is like, no, mother, the joke, the joke is that when I would come downstairs in this poorly made and possibly old dress that Leanne would never expect me to wear, it's not my type of dress, you know, because I like things that look pretty, you know, so Leanne wouldn't expect me to wear it. And that's where I, you know, because I like things that look pretty. You know, so Leanne wouldn't expect me to wear it. And that's where I was going to surprise you

and make you laugh because I bought the dress, but especially because no one here's got in the dress. No one here has got in the dress. So she tries to shift it onto everyone else. And everyone's like, uh, no, yeah, everyone's like, no, no thank you, man. So I'm trying to make us look shitty. Yeah, so then Leanne goes back to the table

and she's like, here's what I think. Hey, thanks for following me out. I know. No one does that this year. It's crazy. Remember that time I sat outside that strip mall party and no one came out. This is the year of people storming out and no one caring. Yeah.

So she's like, the way you, I think that Carrie made to embarrass me. And I know Karen knows because I think you meant to embarrass me and I know care no she goes I think I think you meant to embarrass me and I know carry did and if you didn't it trashed me it embarrass me enough I took trash in my husband last year this is the icing on the cake yeah the fucking icing on the cake and you know the end was like oh is there cake here with icing with icing because I will have some of that please. you know, Deandra's like, Oh, is there a cake here with us with us? And because I will have some of that please. So then she storms off again. And Carrie is just smiling satanically as she storms off. And then this ad comes on, it's the thirst, thirsty.

It's time. Well, the year to get that ad in Old New York City. No, I did not. That's making me thirsty, actually. Is it a perfect Bravo commercial. I Carey's like, well, if I make jewelry and all the pearls fall off, you would tell me, I was like, your jewelry sucks. There I'm telling you to. Okay. Hobby love. We know how, but you know how I would say it. I'd say, Hey,

Carrie, can I pull you aside? I put on put on your necklace and the pearls all fell off. I don't know if it was just an accident or maybe you were having production issues, but I want you to know because if it's happened to other people, you really should be aware of it. That's how you tell someone. Um, yeah, your jewelry set. There I just told you. Stupid.

Okay. So then um Carrie, uh, Carrie's like, I've never seen anyone cry on the math so much. She should go into acting. She imitates her in the diagram room session and runs off. Clearly she's never seen miscommunity too. Yeah, I know. I thought she was gonna slam the acting career there. Yeah. I was like, wow, you really do suck as a housewife. Yeah, like you're is. gonna slam the acting career there. Yeah. I was like, wow, you really do suck as a housewife. Okay. Yes.

You're not, Gary is losing her mind. And she's saying how like, Leanne, there's nothing but picture all the time and nitpick at her, dead of the done. She can think about, she can give it, but she cannot take it. She can give it, she can't take it. She's a fucking bully. So it's one of these calls for a brandy because brandy's like, that was mean. She's like, no, listen here, brandy.

And she's like, she's a fucking bully. So then they cut to Leanne and she's like she's a fucking bullies and then they cut to Leanne and she's like they do not have the balls to come to that dinner table to just be honest. Yeah. Just be you just want to be passive aggressive but don't have the balls to be courageous. Come on Mexican. Be Mexican.

Be strong. And she's like how were She's talking in like, like some weird accent. Yes. Like some crazy accent. I'm not really sure what she is trying to do, but nothing is happening. Like nothing is making sense. And I have never wanted those elevator doors open up so badly

and have people come out and be like, oh my god, it's Leon Lackin. You know, like, because I was so mad because this is the Lee and Lockon that I love the most when she is like a raving lunatic in a semi-public space. And I was just like, yes, yes, yes. But why are you saying terrible things right now? Why are you named the racist fucking asshole?

Why? Why do you say that? Don't say that. Oh my God. Um, so then uh, Stephanie just cringes in the diary room. Yeah, first that thing. Um, I understand your mad, but talking about her ethnicity is disgusting. That's a great way to put it. I'm not saying anything, uh, because I don't want a day to day. The good news though is that Leanne quickly went into more of her like her standard material. She was, fuck that bitch. You ain't survived. Shit.

And I'm tired of it. I was like, you see now just stay in that lane. Say that shit. That's good. Don't talk about the ethnicity. Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, so Kerry is still yelling at Brambi. And she's like, stop defending her brand. That's it. I'm taking my wine and I'm going. So she gets her wine and she starts walking off and no one says anything. Brandy's like, okay, whatever. It's just yeah, whatever. And then rule number six, new fighting in public.

in public. So then, we now, Leanda has done the thing that then comes after a meltdown, which is her crying. What did I do? What did I do? I'm the one that's getting shit on and bold over. Well, you said racist stuff. So that's what's going to happen. Yeah, there will be no pity today, ma'am. And also, some stupid hooker you don't even like is making fun of you. Who cares? All you should really have said was your poor and your mom probably already spent your inheritance. So have fun. Yeah. And you, Carrie, I cannot. I'm like, I'm really parents today.

We're like, scolding our reality star children. I cannot wait for Carrie to get her ass dumped and be broke because she signed a prenup for no money. I cannot wait. No one deserves it more than you. And listen, I'm moving Doreet down on my list. So you've really earned a nice big spot. I've been waiting for Doreet to go broke ever since I saw her stupid face on TV. Listen, you've now taken the top spot.

Carrie. Well, uh, ultimately now like so, so- so- people keep leaving the table and then it's just basically left just to Deandra and Brandy. And- I'm sorry, Cameron and Brandy, and Cameron takes a sip of her at least shame, Arceini, and just goes, Last one standing. Mmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, Danver get away with shit. Danter's like, well, I was just trying. Okay. Well, I was just trying to be okay. Okay. Well, you know what? She didn't. You know what? She was pulling a Mean Girl bitch move and you know what? She should just kind of leaned into it. She should be like, you know what? I am making fun of you. Because this is a piece of shit. That's what she should have said. But she's trying to act like it wasn't a mean girl move, and that's where she really went wrong. Yeah, I don't know. Or she just told, I mean everyone. Everyone was in that whole episode.

This episode is a true asshole. And I've had Brandy. I have nothing positive really to say about any of them. And Brandy was like the hero of the episode. Who would have thought? The hell would have done. I would have. You never know when

my mind's gonna be changed on this show. That's for damser. I would have said Stephanie was a co hero, but she um she ate pad tie against her own will. I was like, that's not a sign of strength, Stephanie. You get you're just like sub hero today. Oh, God. And next week looks like more coming down the pack. Um, but of Infinity dress fight. I mean It's great. So anyway you guys if you're waiting for our Orange County recap It's gonna be up on Saturday and same with our New Jersey one Those will both be in our New York shows for crap and scabbing So go to watch your crap and calm to get tickets for any other live shows unfortunately New York is sold out Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but we'll see a bunch of you guys there. There'll be some fun stuff and

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