Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento

Episode Date: January 11, 2020

It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine. When we weren't ...cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were laughing. A lot. Come join us! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:03:18 I know. Isn't that nice? Today we're going to be recapping part two of the Dallas reunion. We missed part one because we're on vacation. And well, those, them's the brakes, you know what I'm saying. Also in a week, in a week, we have the Golden Crappies. And wow, we are so excited about this. If you want to vote for them, if you haven't voted already, go to watchcraftens.com. There is a link right there on the web page. Everyone is allowed to vote once per
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Starting point is 00:05:06 And that's really all I have to say about that. Well done. Thanks. Thanks. I felt good. That's what we've done with that part. It felt nice, felt fresh. I felt fresh.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I mean, you can say that part so many different ways. We could show ourselves almost 175 ways, specifically, with a sleeve, without a a sleeve with the cape. Oh Gosh, Lymphinity ways to do that And here we are with the real housewives of Dallas final reunion Yeah, only two parts for their reunion Which is you know, it was actually very funny reunion because there's a lot of delusion going on I think that probably they just you know It was actually a very funny reunion because there's a lot of delusion going on.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I think that probably they just, I think the way that Dallas ended its season on such a racist note, I think that they just really wanted to put it to bed and move forward. Yeah, and there really wasn't a ton that they missed. It makes you miss those days when reunions were two episodes. Sometimes, of course, we say that, but then of course a lot of them could take seven hours. So who knows? Yeah. But yeah, it had such an awkward end to it, yikes. And then, you know, the awkwardness has continued on the internet. Really? What have you seen all this? Absolutely. absolutely no I have not at all So there's been video surfacing of Brandi well it's not surfacing it was on her Instagram But it was from like three years ago of Brandi doing a really like offensive Asian
Starting point is 00:06:37 imitation character playing with her hair like oh my eyes are so squeaky I you know like Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeeks. And it came out this past week, which of course, right in time for her to air her big. Man needs to sit in this chair. So we can all, yeah, the racist chair. So that came out. So then everybody's freaking out about that.
Starting point is 00:07:00 And then Stephanie was on watch what happens live last night with Danielle. I mean, wait a punish someone for their physical talk of the team. It's not good. An evil. Stephanie really didn't have much luck last night with who she was sitting next to basically like taking the biggest lightning rods and just having Stephanie sit right next to her. But she was on there and Andy asked her about these videos because Randy had another one making fun of fat people or something. I didn't see that one, but I read about it. And asked Stephanie about it and Stephanie's like, no, the difference is the end head hate in her heart. And Brandy didn't. And she is just so working
Starting point is 00:07:39 up like she just can't like, she's really trying to deal with the pain of like the band that she got people and that's why it's so different and I think that's pretty much the end of that drama at least from what I've read I've it except there wasn't I actually did read some of this because wasn't there some people were coming for Brandy online and they said it's basically like blackface and she said what's black face or something like that? Race relations are just really not this shows strong point at the moment. Okay. Let's know this shows just not helping itself You know this shows already in the shitter as far as ratings go and Then this is how they close it out. I know. I don't want it to be canceled
Starting point is 00:08:22 I don't want this show to be canceled I think like for me one of the things I really love about Dallas is how they are in their own strange echo chamber, right? And like, and most of the shows, and they just say terrible, ridiculous things, Leanne went too far. But I think, you know, one of the, for me, one of the escape is the lights and watching really all the housewives shows and you could maybe even extend it to Bravo It's just watching Watching dumb people say dumb shit and being like you just said that on TV like what is wrong with you? You know how you said that at a party like it's like people with
Starting point is 00:08:56 Extraordinary behavior in like polite society or polite is society. I'm not gonna call New Jersey necessarily polite society But like watching people act like animals when they shouldn't be and I mean like that's kind of like a rubber necking vibe but it's like not quite as fun when the rubber necking is like you're rubber necking someone saying like chirping Mexican that's not good oh my god no so here we go with this bullshit now the first part of this reunion, which we were on vacation for, sorry, was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:09:30 It was not at the racist party. Yeah, it was that. The Cameron versus Stephanie stuff. The whole reunion has started off with Cameron and her dressing room makeup chair saying, Stephanie Homan is an absolute, huge bitch. She or something. She said something like she's a what a fucking bitch mother wow Cameron coming out coming out swinging against basically a Disney princess. Yeah it was like it's like a bambi. It's basically like Cameron is the car and
Starting point is 00:09:59 Stephanie's bambi's mother and Cameron is coming for her. Didn't bambi's mother get shot. I think she got shot Cameron's like with a shot guy. I can't buy a car. She got shot by the car from Roger Rabbit, the taxi. You don't realize that. I've actually never seen bambi. Well, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't suggest it. Bambi's very cute.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Thumpers great, but you know, I'm not really for movies, it just like kill off the parents so the kid has something to do. You know what, there were childhoods that were just fine with plenty of things to do with the parents that you know didn't get killed just for fun. Well Disney. Also, I'm not like really jonesing to have a very pro-deer
Starting point is 00:10:43 movie in my life, like I don't like deer they're cute they're cute as all stop trying to fight with me over here but just stop trying to fight with me we're here to talk about that's why I was fighting and trying to trigger me about god damn deer I love it deer stop messing with deer are there deer deer okay so do them stop their heads and putting them on your walls okay we're there deer were you lived growing up no I think that's why I'm so there we go. There we go case closed case closed We didn't have deer in El Paso, Texas. No, Paso. We have like lizards and hella monsters and desert kind of things Yeah, I'm an outside of Austin now, and so I see deer all the time And I'm like oh my god, it's a family. Yes, they're in the middle of the road, but I'm just gonna wait here.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Enjoy them, Rodding. Yeah, enjoy it until it jumps in front of your car and breaks your windshield and you're paying like, you know, $1200. Then we'll see what you have to say about deer. I've actually hit a deer before and I'm still traumatized. Thanks for bringing that up. Feel great. I feel great.
Starting point is 00:11:42 No, deer are super cute. Like I'm never gonna take that away from a deer I'm just saying they're also really annoying they're basically very large cute pests I mean you know what Ronnie try to grow flour okay try to grow flour see tell tell me how that goes in your in your backyard okay so try to grow a flower. Oh, the deer are rare. Wow, already. So Cameron was just a little firecracker this whole reunion. So she started with that like Stephanie is a bitch.
Starting point is 00:12:15 And then as it went on, she tried to get all victim-y with Stephanie. And it was very, very funny because Cameron was getting on the hot seat. She was put on the hot seat. She was put on the hot seat for a lot of different things. And then when it got to her, and he's like, so why were you so mad that she called you a surface friend? And she's like, because it's so hard for me.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Being called surface, it means dumb blonde. So for me to be called a dumb blonde by Stephanie, that really triggered me, Stephanie, it triggered me. And she's like, tried to cry, but it wasn't working. And everybody's just staring at her like, Oh, geez. You know how hard it is for me? Microsoft came out with a tablet called a surface tablet. That was directed towards me. That was basically a tablet for dumb blondes. Like, this is what we have to live within our society. I'm a real computer.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Okay, not just a tablet. I'm not just a tablet, okay. So, yeah, Cameron was really like trying to have, she was trying to have a moment where she could get some sort of apology. And Stephanie just sort of staring at her like, so giving her the look like that she probably gave Travis the first time he has for anal. God, like sort of like confused, a little scared, and not sure she heard it right.
Starting point is 00:13:39 And then we had like some food at the wedding fights. And the whole first part that was amazing I'm not sure what Leon's whole thing is with this reunion, but it's very funny because he seemed to be like so there wasn't food at 20 yes there was a here was plenty of food well there wasn't food. You're right. There wasn't food like she would just lie and then when they called her on it She would completely change she would and he called, Andy was like a no mood for her, you know, and he, he, he barely looked, looked like he was in, he, he did not want to be there at all, actually, because I think they filmed this not too long
Starting point is 00:14:12 after BravoCon, maybe like a few days. I think that like after BravoCon, he just wanted to go on vacation because he looked exhausted and unhappy and he was calling Leann out on everything. And Leann was like, well, you know, if you want to know the honest truth, the reason why the ceremony was at two, but dinner was, well, I should say, the wedding was at seven is because production needs a break. That's it. Production needs a break and Andy's like, um, no, they don't.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I know that's because they've been filming this reunion for 45 hours. Although to be fair, I feel like every reunion now, it's like, let's break for lunch and they do that like 10 different times during the course of the reunion. Yeah, these reunions really take as long as the film to put together. But yeah, he was saying, no, no, sorry, lie, sorry, Liam, but I have to call you actually, it's, well, it's my wedding. And there, I just didn't, well, you know, I didn't want to continue with wedding. And that's it. So that was my choice. I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:07 So that's it. Well, you know, the thing is that Rich and I, we dinner at six o'clock. So I'll just assume everyone had dinner already. Like, Leanne, there were two platters of meats and a wall of cupcakes. And I had many of those cupcakes. By the way, there were many of those cupcakes
Starting point is 00:15:23 that yours truly had. And I was so appreciative because, you know what, what a great excuse to have sprinkles cupcakes without guilt. There's no other food. You just have to have cupcakes. It's not your fault. Yeah. I didn't really care.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I mean, there was vodka. So what a way. Yeah, there was. I, yeah, I mean, my dinner was champagne. There was that little champagne truck. And I was just drinking tons and tons of champagne cupcakes. Yeah, I've been to so many weddings and I'm not rich and I don't really have rich friends. So my weddings that I go to, I mean, yeah, I've been to wins that have like big
Starting point is 00:15:52 buffets and I've been to the seat. Yeah, I've been to fancy ones, but I've also been to like weddings in parks, you know? So I didn't, I don't know, but everybody was very pissed off about this food. And then as she just keeps lying and going back and forth. And then he goes, well, I'd be pissed. I'm not sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, Andy, well, if you ever get married, then the pressure's on. I guess that's really not that hard to provide some food, right?
Starting point is 00:16:18 I guess, you know, the thing is that- You think it's- You think it provides some, I'm just depends on what you want. I think, I like it's just, it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it to my note, my note, you know, to Steve Kimble, to Steve Kimble. Oh, and then she said something about her wedding planner. And she said something about Steve Kimble. And he goes, who Steve Kimble? And I was like, yeah, go here like that was shady. That was shady.
Starting point is 00:16:54 That was gang a shade right there. Yeah, that was some Steve Kimble shade. I was like, wow, how could you not? How could you watch Dallas and not who's no, who Steve Kimble is? It's the Blagoy of it's wig. It's, you know, when Who Steve Kimball is the Blugoy of it's wig Liza jacket and the Blugoy of it's wig You remember you not remember Chris Jenner in a Blugoy of it's wig and Eliza jacket Guilting someone into a free wedding dress for land. Do you not remember that? Yeah, do you want you to come in Dallas?
Starting point is 00:17:21 Steve Kimball Da das a sad And then you had Deandra sitting across from Leon on the other cat to shoot. I had food in my way. Remember that? Remember that Leon? Remember how I've seen it in my way. Ha, ha, remember that.
Starting point is 00:17:34 She has food in her therapy appointments. I mean, like every single scene of her was just like spreads of donuts. I mean, that was her, that was her roast was like, it was like Deandra on a pile of donuts like scoots McDuck Diving in them and I'm not saying that to Fatshame or anything that actually It's just yeah, she says that she loves it. I So then part toe I wrote so that's where we're heading in my notes part toe. So Yeah part toe so it opens up with Thailand vacation, et cetera, and just sort of like, what the hangin' began?
Starting point is 00:18:12 The telling on start scene. Yeah, well, you asked for it. So, you know, there's like, we see a whole clip package, and then there's some light stuff, and he's like, so, Stephanie, can you name the name of the temple that you walked in? And she's like, Patarachapata, Okay,
Starting point is 00:18:32 maybe I should have asked her questions syllables. Fine, okay, going forward. So then, did you notice that Andy was totally shading Leanne's Lymphinity dress by constantly calling it La Infinity dress? He was like intentionally calling it saying its name incorrectly.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Yes. He's like, you're wedding planner, la infinity. He's like, okay now. Are you just being mean on purpose? Yeah. You're inserting an E into there and that's just unacceptable. Yeah. So let's get right to your lunch. And we dress. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Well, first they start talking about their fortunes, right? Oh, yeah. So I forgot this part. I saw infinity first. Yeah. They're talking about how Stephanie's not going to get murdered. Um, and he's like, who do you think it was going to murder each? Like, do you think name rhymes, name rhymes. Um, but, uh, yeah, I mean, yeah. Oh, and she's like,
Starting point is 00:19:33 yeah, I was terrified ever. And then he's like, so Brandy, you're not safe from murder. How do you feel about that? And Carrie, you've never used a condom. What the heck? You've never used a condom? What the heck? Yeah, Brandy not being safe from murder. I think we all know who the prime suspect will be if that ever happens. Mather, I don't give a fuck about you. That was my- what are you doing Brooklyn? But it wound up sounding like Deandra. I guess it's the spectrum. Yeah, the Brooklyn Deandra.
Starting point is 00:20:03 No, Brooklyn's not likely, Andrat. Brooklyn's like, fuck you, man. I know. The Andrews like, mother. I guess I met more spectrum of, of daughterhood. Yeah, spectrum of children who hate their mother. It's on the show. Yes, exactly. Commissions.
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Starting point is 00:21:18 You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So they go into this infinity dress thing and Andy's like, well, Twitter really Lit up your asses ladies for being mean to Leanne about her love infinity dress Which I'm not gonna even correct myself because I'm hilarious So guys, you got a lot of heat. What do you say about that? And Dan is like, well, it was supposed to be funny. And, you know, frankly, it's time you got to taste your medicine. Because for the past four years, you may find everyone here, right?
Starting point is 00:21:51 But maybe you missed your chance to saleswoman. I would have been like, sound that press everybody in that press room. I would have been like, hi, man. Get this right. Dan was out of firsts heat, like screaming and yelling for no reason. She's saddened like she was like at a cattle auction all of a sudden. I was like, yeah, you guys leave me. You guys keep going, we got one.
Starting point is 00:22:09 We got one. We got one. We got a red dress. You got a black dress. You got a black dress. You got a black dress. We got red. Red.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. all dressed in the color scheme of the Lymphinity dress and they all were had to wear like basically black, red or white and all the red dresses were so brightly red that it was
Starting point is 00:22:28 like messing up the camera so you couldn't actually see any details on them so they were just sort of like floating heads and arms and like a massive redness. Yeah, Leon has just an angry rectangle. I thought it looked like basically a Republican national convention. Yeah, that too. A tiny set. That too. Um, so yeah, she's like screaming in the all-in about how she would have, she would have
Starting point is 00:22:54 really hustled that and she would got that told everybody in that restaurant. And then I was like, well, I'm not you. I'm not you. Am I supposed to cry at Andy? Okay, I will keep this inside. I will keep it inside Okay, I will keep it inside until we're coming we're around on the base to home. Okay. I'm gonna keep it inside so then Oh listener was basically like um, but Leanne you know You did dress up like Stephanie at her own holiday party as two-faced and then made fun of her like why was it okay to do that? She was well, I apologize that very not to Stephanie. I think I did it that not
Starting point is 00:23:30 I think I think it was that not maybe not months later at the reunion, but I think it was that not I mean I do it every time I see her Andy I did it standing in the buffet line in my wedding as it's Stephanie You didn't have a buffet land You're right. You're right Like the public does to Stephanie again right now as I feed people at my wedding You know when I was putting out all the black and white cookies at my wedding spread You did not have those oh sorry. I guess when I was thinking about them
Starting point is 00:23:58 I thought about being two-faced and apologized again to Stephanie. Yeah I thought about being two-faced and apologized again to Stephanie. Yeah. And Stephanie's like, well, I accept your apology, but not funny even though I'm still going, I have a flask. That's funny, right? Hey, Brandi, you want some flask? We have flask. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:24:15 We have flask. You know there's a full bar under the couch, right? Yeah. So, so, so many people need to bring a flask to this show. And Andy looked so irritated last last I think it was last episode When Brandy pulled out that that flask he was just like He was so annoyed He was more annoyed that I've like ever seen him until he did get really annoyed with that
Starting point is 00:24:36 And it was it's really funny because that was the episode where they had the trashy fight and Brandy's like How could you call me trashy my father was in the military like oh god with that so yes like whipping out a flash and talking about farts the rest of the episode true so then yes the lands like no I'm pretty sure I apologize in the buffet line at my wedding to get to Stephanie about about being that two-faced costume and Andy's like so it was similar because no I mean I don't compare goldfish to sharks it It seems like it was two goldfish Well, that's two more than where I'm at my wedding. You know what I'm saying Pepper's farming lost out on some good sponsorship
Starting point is 00:25:13 And Carrie did you take this all too far with the light infinity dress? It's like yes, Andy and I apologize because it wasn't my intention to make fun of your business. Oh, yes, it was. Now everybody come out with their fake apologies. This is so real housewives reunion, where they're like, we have been in trouble on Twitter, and we are so sorry. Yeah, let's just like, please remember
Starting point is 00:25:39 that like in the, like, you know, amidst this entire controversy with Leanne saying, racist ass shit, that carry is still a huge asshole. Like let's not forget that for one single second. Well, she doesn't let you forget it in this reunion, you know, and it's typical bravo thing. Like you can't quit while you're ahead, you know? No. You just can't quit while you're ahead. You know, no, just can't quit while you're at.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah. So someone said, brandy, I think was like, well, I think, you know, I'm not going to stand up for Leanne because I've got a folding out, gimmick coming out, folding chair gimmick coming out. But I will say that the delivery was off on that. Leanne goes, yeah, could have been funny. Could have been funny. She's very bad comedian. You know what that could have been? A roast, but as it was,
Starting point is 00:26:29 not a roast, not a roast, not a roast. And by the way, Andy dropping the ball about grilling Deandra about her quote unquote roast because it was not a roast. And I really was like looking forward to this reunion for that to be addressed. And it never was. Yeah. Well, he is like in the middle of his own roast, like a serious roast. Yes. Yeah, he's on there. They're roasting right now.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah. So she's like, Well, Stephanie says, I just feel like if when I'm way too long, like in my feelings would have been hurt. And Deandra is like, I'm sorry we hurt your feelings. You know, it wasn't intended to be that bad. We were were just I was just being a good friend by putting on your dress Which I would so not me on people And then Carrie starts doing this angle which is so annoying like this is almost like a Kyle Richards
Starting point is 00:27:18 Sort of thing to say which goes well, you know if you I told us at the table that it is really hurting your feeling like Girls, this is really hurting my feelings, I would have stopped immediately. So now you're like just gonna put it on to Leanne. You're like, you come out with her, like, you know, like we all know this, the infinity dress is not gonna be storming, you know, the runways of Paris and you know, it's like our little thing. You come out, you make fun of it in a way that's like not funny, it's just like really obnoxious and caddy, and then it's like all of a sudden it's still Leanne's fault that she got upset that she didn't speak up and say you're hurting my feelings. I hate when people do that shit, and that's such a thing that Calvature does the people too. So there you go, Carri and Calvature, it's come from the same, the Infinity Claw.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Yeah. Yeah, we just gonna fix it if we're lia knew if only I knew that I was hurting your feelings I was like are you kidding me lian literally made a crucifix out of butter knives She was like laying on it during that big you couldn't tell she was upset I know like literally like what part of lian just like staring down at the floor like slowly turning into the girl from the ring Did you not notice that she was upset? So then Andy goes to Cameron. He's like, so Cameron, what is a lady boy as you understand it? And she's like, um, it's a bullspaghetti,
Starting point is 00:28:38 Andy, it's a bullspaghetti with a ladle in it. You ever see a bowl with a ladle in it? Yeah, that's a lad in it. You ever see a bowl with a little in it? Yeah, that's a little bowl. And he's like, so was it sex, simulated sex, and Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, I don't think understood this either, because she goes, well, that condom's amy. So simulated safe sex.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Carried like, what is that, the condom? They had oral sex. And so Leon's like yeah they had the wrongs but those those those those those wrongs were um George should I say they were George and then Dan uh Dan versus are those really so high. Yeah they had so um so now we start to explore this whole ping pong show thing, whatever. And so, and basically, Leanne and Cameron afterwards, and they felt, and Cameron's talking about the ping pong show, and she's like, girl, I really didn't think they'd be naked, and they'd be coming out of there, or the ping pong. I thought they'd be like in costumes, and they'd be like, shing ping pong balls out of that.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Like, every single mess singer, I thought they'd be like shing ping pong balls out of that like every day the mass singer I thought be like the mass singer and like balls just coming out the ears of The big mouse that's all Brandy's like um how old are you? Seriously, I didn't know hey, Brandy. I didn't know Stephanie says um we was straight from a place where they were getting blow jobs to Pingpong show so I'm not really sure what you were surprised about So what's wrong with being naive? Why do you have to call me? Oh And he's like actually I was the one calling you out
Starting point is 00:30:15 And then say and he's like um, so you were fine with the lady boys But you were upset by the ping pong show. I don't know about you Ronnie But I thought this line of questioning was kind of obtuse maybe. I don't know. I think it's okay to go into an experience where you're like, oh my god, that's crazy. And then you see something like ping pong show. And then at that point, you're mentally breaking it up. I can't deal with this anymore. I think that's okay. I don't know why Andy was questioning that. Well, they were kind of tripping her up because she, which wasn't hard to do,
Starting point is 00:30:49 but she's like, well, I was freaking out of the Lady Boy show too. And they're like, no, you weren't. And Brandy says, you were sitting there singing the songs and just swaying to everything. And she goes, yeah, but that was a drag show. And they're like, oh, yeah, but that was fun. So I think she was saying that was a drag show,
Starting point is 00:31:05 and then they started having sex. And Lord knows she's used to a drag show. Oh, I thought the question was addressed to Cameron. But then, but Leanne definitely did jump in. Maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, because Leanne jumped in and was like, well, I thought I was drag. And then when they had, then when they started having sex, and then, you know, like, I wanted to leave him.
Starting point is 00:31:22 And then, I know it was very strange. I just, I feel like when it comes to weird, like red light district stuff in Bangkok where there's like sex trafficking, I just feel like it's weird to question why someone might suddenly feel uncomfortable, you know, whoever does it. Well, then it even, then it got even crazier because then they started talking about like,
Starting point is 00:31:44 why would you feel uncomfortable and And Leanne first it starts with Leanne, right because they're accusing Leanne of really liking it But then pretending she's traumatized and she's like no, I didn't like it when they started having sex and Brandy's like then Why did you want to stay there and she's like oh not when the readers were out? Yeah, so then And she's like, oh, not when the readers were out. So then we, Andy asked, so you're okay with men having sex, but not women, is that what you're saying? And Leanne's like, that's not for me. And Cameron's like, um, well, after Leanne told me that stuff,
Starting point is 00:32:16 I went home and googled it. And it's true, we were supporting sucks drifting by being there. We have to admit it, girls. We were supporting an industry that abuses women I'm not laughing at sex trafficking. I'm laughing at the idea of Cameron realizing that she supported sex trafficking at one point in her life Like that is like a really funny concept to me. She's like, you know, I've supported a lot of things like the global pet expo But I've never supported sex trafficking until I went to Bunkhawk.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Yeah, and she's like Googling it to realize that sometimes sex workers are trafficked, or whatever. Yeah. So, and then Brandy's like, well, that sounds like you just being manipulated to say that by Leanne. And Leanne, because no, it's the sex industry. That's what we're talking about. Brandy, you're not right in this one.
Starting point is 00:33:04 No, no, it's like sex trafficking. That's what we're talking about. Brandi, you're not right in this one. No, no. It's like sex trafficking. Like it's blatant. It's like you don't have to even Google it. You see it. And you're like, oh, these people are miserable right now. They are clearly being sex trafficked. And Cameron is like, I Googled it.
Starting point is 00:33:21 I looked at him. We were supporting it. And they're all like, Deandra and Brandi were like strangely defensive about this. And Deandra was like, I Googled it. I looked it up, we were supporting it. And they're all like, Deandra and Brandi were like, strangely defensive about this. And Deandra's like, well, it's like, go into a script club, it's like, go into a script club. And of course, Lea's like,
Starting point is 00:33:33 well, I've never been to a script club. I don't believe in that. Not like a bullshit. And it goes never, like, come on. And she's like, well, never in a butt, Nick is script club. Yeah. So then Brandi's like, well, they were looking for tips.
Starting point is 00:33:45 We paid them. So how old are trafficking? Yeah. Oh my god. Like that's like, do you understand what sex trafficking is? You know, it's not just like sex in a traffic jam on the highway. Like, like, do you know what sex trafficking is? It's just about to private parts going.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Pertone. Pertone. And Cameron was yelling, they were sex slaves which is hilarious that she even has to yell that every at a reunion Like who would have thought Cameron would be the one yelling that like that. I still think it's a it's crazy That this shows and these women half of whom I have them are like kind of prudish To like us to like a ping pong show. Like it's crazy to me. And now there's like, now Cameron's yelling, they were sex slaves and Brandy going,
Starting point is 00:34:30 no, they were not. No, they were not like, Brandy, they were sex slaves. Yeah, well, I'm not sure how that works. Like, is everybody's just sex trafficked if they're in the sex industry there? I mean, everyone is, but it's a real problem in Bangkok. And again, I hate to be this person like, I was just there, but I was just there. And I was in the red light district, and I saw a sign.
Starting point is 00:34:52 There was a place called Banana Boys. And it was like, it was like a male strip club. And I saw a poster of that quote unquote strippers. They're all really young, like uncomfortably young. And I was like, you know what, this has sex trafficking written all over it. And then someone I know went in there, I think it's gonna be like a strip club. And it was like, they went in and then they were told like, you are like, you bid on like which boy you want.
Starting point is 00:35:22 And they said they were so grossed out and they were traumatized by it and just because like someone is traumatized by going into like a sex workers job does not mean that they're automatically trafficked but I think it's like so sex trafficking like it's like blatant it's blatant yeah my friend went to a ping pong show He went to a ping pong show in Bangkok. And he said he went with a bunch of friends. He was like, oh, it's a thing to do. It's just like everyone said on this show. Like, oh, it's a thing to do. And he said they went in. The woman was older, looked miserable, looked like this was, this was her life. It's what her life has been. And she has no other choices. And it was like a bunch of leering, gross businessmen, and they left after like five or 10 minutes and they were traumatized and they were grossed out
Starting point is 00:36:08 and they were like, we're never doing that again. It's a thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying it's not a thing. I'm just asking, so thanks for explaining it. Yeah, I'm just saying, because in America, yeah, because in America, we're very, you know, we're taught to be like, well, the sex industry is work and that's nothing to be a shit, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:26 there's no shame in that. And we need to stop slut shaming, you know, men and women who are working in the industry and this and that. And then it switches to all the late, how the ladies are fighting about it. They're all a bunch of dumb dumb's to. So I'm like, Oh, geez, I don't even know. I think I just, I was only annoyed because it just was like, I'm like, oh, geez, I don't even know. I think I just, I was only annoyed because it just was like, you know, I was more annoyed at Brandy and Tandra.
Starting point is 00:36:49 They're, they're full on insistence that it was like, no, of course, this is not sex trafficking. Like, they were like digging their heels in. I'm like, why are you guys like dying on this hill? Just say, I didn't, I didn't realize that. I mean, I have to go research that and see and well if anybody out there has questions Chrissy Teigen tweeted at cam and I love that this is the big
Starting point is 00:37:16 It's like judge Judy has spoken, you know, because it's just everybody up because he's like well Chrissy Teigen specifically tweeted at you cam that I am Thai Cameron and nothing happens there that can't happen in America or other places. I'm like, well, what does that have to fucking do with anything? I don't know if I can just like, is that quite just miss, but misspliced or what? Because I'm not really sure what that has to do with it. Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe she was saying that like, maybe there was like an implication that implication that like oh look at this crazy tie culture with sex trafficking Like but meanwhile it happens in America all the time maybe that I don't know but it was kind of a funny Interjection from What and then they all look at her like Chrissy Teigen said it so now what and she's like oh my god
Starting point is 00:38:03 Well, that's you you know, what? It's true. So fine. That's like, okay, argument ended because Chrissy Teigen said. So then Andy is like, so Leanne, let's get back to this. Are you saying that Carrie purposely put Cam in a bad neighborhood? You were going out. She just, you know what Andy? I did think that. And then I was at the mashed potato bar at my wedding watching everyone eat meat. I thought it's not care, it's fault. Yeah, you know what she was probably just drunk. And like she was at my wedding, when she passed out of my wedding, you know what I'm saying? Which is actually true. So put that in the bank. Hey, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Remember when she got so drunk, she fell over on the chocolate fountain at my wedding. Yeah, that was there. Chocolate fountain. Love you. So Stephanie's like, I think that the hand was like a little bit jealous because Cameron was hanging out with Carrie instead of her. And he's like, yeah, it does seem like that. Leanne.
Starting point is 00:39:04 She goes, oh, ask Cam. Cam, did I ever say to not hang out with anyone in this group, Cam just answered, no, thank you. Cam's like, I didn't say anything. Stop talking, Cam, no, that's me, stop. Yeah. And he's like, well, what about last year when you told Deandra she couldn't hang out with Brandi? She's like, well, that was more about how Brandi's like a drunk
Starting point is 00:39:24 and she was drinking so much. Like, if Brandi had come to's like, well, that was more about how Brandi's like a drunk and she's drinking so much. Like if Brandi had come to my wedding, man, that's the one time she wouldn't have been drunk because there would be so much food in her stomach. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? Am I right? So then, to then, uh, to the end, she's like, Oh, I am sick of you talking about the drinking. Okay. Like, like, like, how many times have you been sitting here on this? Where you can count talking about how? Like, the reason why you do this is that is because you were drunk. I mean, you've been doing it the whole afternoon.
Starting point is 00:39:46 And then there's a flashback of Leanne saying, I was snogurd and then another one saying, Oh, well, I was drunk. Well, you know, the truth is that I was real drunk. Am I right? Everyone? No. It's like 10 minutes ago, five minutes ago, 30 seconds ago. And Carrie is like, well, maybe you could notice that the only one who's made excuses
Starting point is 00:40:08 because their drunk is you. And she's like, okay, I don't know what she's saying over there. Can't hear you. So then we move into Andy. I don't know why Dallas society would be so mad about drinking. And Deandra's like, you gilted her. Okay, Leandt, you were gilted in her and women in Dallas do a lot of things, okay? They probably be in the bloodline district there. I said it. And Cameron, Cameron is a strong woman
Starting point is 00:40:33 and she's like me. She stands on her accomplishments. What accomplishments were those again, Deandra? You won your fake top chef duel with Jeremy during the end's wedding. I'm a dillard. Dillard's Express, which is basically like a draw-through window. Dillard's Express. Oh god, we beat one of those. Yeah, so Andy's like so, Deandra, were you expecting Cam to confront Leanne? She goes, yes, I was. Gary's like, yes, Deandra, were you expecting Cam to confront Leanne? She goes, yes, I was.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Gary's like, yes, we all were. Well, yes, you were because you were manipulating Cam in discreeting it. Yes, Leanne. You fucking hypocrites. Yeah, exactly. And so Camryn's like, girl, I was going to confront Leanne with everyone, in front of everyone.
Starting point is 00:41:21 But like, even before we got our appetizers, and none of those appetizers included a taco salad, which is for our just appointing, they all jumped in and did it before me, like usually wait until dinner comes, okay girl, is that a rule? No, I just made it up though. He's like, uh, so wait, you're gonna confront her, but you didn't because there weren't appetizers. I was like, um, when I see one person getting beat up, I feel for them, and I remember that they are human. Like, I was upset, and I wanted my moment, but then they stole my moment. I was like, oh, okay, that's the real answer.
Starting point is 00:42:01 You don't like bowling, but also you were the one who is gonna lead this fight and you didn't get to, so. Yeah, like for instance, like when people like go after one person, like, you know, like when everyone beats up on me for being, you know, a pretty blonde, I've never felt more human in that moment. I'm like, look at me being a human getting beat up on. Wow, me. Wow. And Brandy's like, you're just too chicken shit to have a moment. I'm like look at me being a human getting beat up on wow me Wow
Starting point is 00:42:25 And Brandy's like you're just you chicken shit to have a moment and Andy says oh and you said that Leanne if anyone should be afraid Leanne should be afraid of you Why would Leanne be afraid of you again? And she's like um, I'm just saying Andy Dollars is a hierarchy And you can get cut off by society Dollars is a hierarchy and you can get cut off by society Yeah, you have to be really careful the hierarchy. Okay, and Dollars It's like no joke people enter the hierarchy and they don't know when they'll ever be kicked out of the hierarchy
Starting point is 00:43:03 And daddress says well, you can just pretend that that's not true, like my mother. And the end's like, well, you don't want to fuck with the Dallish wheels. I mean, the old ladies, they are something, Andy, they are something. And Stephanie's like, whatever, no, it should be better than you just because they're rich. I just built a locker in the back stage and made $80 million. So does make me better than you, just saying. Wasn't Dandra's whole thing last season that she was really upset that Leanne said she had $200 in a bank account because it was going to get out to Dallas society and all that stuff. And she was like sort of questioning whether or not she wanted to be in Dallas society.
Starting point is 00:43:35 But ultimately she was like very preoccupied with Dallas society, right? Well, yeah, because that was her thing. Remember her and Cam were the when they came on the show They were like real Dallas society because they had that huge fight in the first reunion about who was really invited to Deandra's wedding Before Deandra's even got a pink puncture later And looks like the hierarchy has put them out. Yeah, they so could rip down anybody even somebody in Dallas society So yeah, basically camera is just saying like like you know I'm not saying I would kick Leon out of this idea like I would never even do that like you know what?
Starting point is 00:44:14 I hate the world society like I hate that world And it's like but you also hate the word elitist and this sounds very elitist what you're saying and we get a flashback of camera going I hate the world elitist, okay No one society uses the very elitist what you're saying. And we get a flashback of Kim, we're going, I hate the word elitist. Okay. No one's society uses the word elitist. He's like, you're saying you could have had or knocked out of Dallas society, I mean, that's elitist.
Starting point is 00:44:33 He goes, I didn't say I would, I was just saying I could. He's like, okay. So, and Dandro mutters, can't knock someone out of Dallas society who's not in Dallas society. Which is a lie. I think you could, I think people in society always was there of the right to kick people out of the out of society even when they're not in there.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I think that's like one of the one of the like the one of the one of the amenities of being in high society is just always kicking people out of places regardless. Yeah, and over there, Deandra judging Houston's society and Houston's. She's like, don't you have enough money for food? Poor person. It's like at the same time. She doesn't know which side she's fighting for. And then, at some point, yeah, they're just like harping on camera's ability to be able to banish Leanne from society. And camera's like, I wouldn't do it, but it's just a reality and he goes okay Oh, and another part in the first reunion and while we're on this is that Cameron was like I was so hurt by
Starting point is 00:45:36 Stuffing because I got a phone call from a country club asking for a reference for Stephanie in turvice and I said they were nice people and I really wish that I knew that I was only surface and a tablet before I said that because well. Do you know how much it hurts to find out you're just a soreful stop while when you're trying to put someone into the hierarchy of authority? Yeah and Travis tweeted at Cameron, uh, something like, uh, we don't even go to the same country club, but, uh, thanks for whatever, whatever a bad scary phone call you got, lady. Are you saying that Vaughan supermarket is not a country club? Cause that's he knew there.
Starting point is 00:46:19 I've seen you there. And the, a sandwich called me and said, I'm a club. Were you asked definitely to eat me? And I was like, Stephanie loves club sandwiches. Okay. I'm very smart. I actually love taking quizzes. That's why I go to quiz knows all the time. Yeah, I pass every single time. I just answer every question, no to the quiz. Quiz no. Quiz no. People think that I'm just this person in high society, but I'm like everyone else.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I ride this subway all the time. Well, I go to subway. I drive by subway. So next, dangerous dream of taking your mom's business over turned into a nightmare. She never imagined a skincare business would come with so many wrinkles. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, man. Also, what were we talking about? Dandruff's skincare line. Can we just point out the fact that she's wearing some kind of eye tape that is pulling her eyes so far back. She looks completely insane.
Starting point is 00:47:26 She looks like Patsy Stone from absolutely fabulous. She's like, so funny. So they talk about the Wigs, Mama Dees Wigs. And he goes, how many Wigs does Mama Dees even have? And she says, I'm a Vap style, 150. Here's my Andy, because she is a perfectionist. Okay? And she'll wear one of those wigs a few times
Starting point is 00:47:49 and donate it to the Cancer Center. I'm like, wait a minute. Then how does she have 150,000 wigs? How do you still have it? Yeah, I thought the same thing. I was like, you don't just presently have 150. And I just love the idea of the local cancer hospital being filled with internal momadies.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Our Mima hairs. Like some poor child. Like we're gonna see like around Christmas like Marlottom is doing another commercial for St. Jews and there's some like eight year old child and like a momadie wig. It really is a gift. That is a gift that mom and me is going, I just, it's, it's, that's like,
Starting point is 00:48:28 that's like truly like make a wish is like a mom and do way. That is amazing. Micah wig foundation. Make a wig. Make a wig. Make a wig. So my God, just that visual, that's gonna have to be laughing for me.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Oh, it is, it's amazing. We're not making fun of people with cancer. So my god just that visual that's gonna have me laughing for my We're not making fun of people with cancer We are making fun of the visual Just the fact that 150 people are walking around and Mama D. Wigg is hilarious Like can we this one's like I've been through enough can we like try a little harder with the wig game? Nope, you get a square a square wig Like the adra comes down with no money or something and has to be taken to the hospital for some reason Yeah, it's like some weird surreal movies Stanley Kubrick thing. Yeah That was funny a funny image movie Stanley Kubrick thing. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:49:25 That was a funny image. OK, so anyway, by the way, and Andy wants a week for the clubhouse, we have that to look forward to. So Deandra was saying that her mom and he was really shocked at how she was portrayed on TV. And then also realized that how cruel she was being. And so she prayed and prayed and God told her to pay off the office lease because and then there was some mumbo jumbo about like,
Starting point is 00:49:50 I didn't really want to sign that office lease but then mother was like, you have to sign it and then I signed it and then my mother realized that like, I was using like a like a sharp beat it had bad penmanship and it was like it was really cruel to make me do that in the first place and then mother made it off. God that's that story. I didn't want to sign it because I didn't know what it was, but my mom just made me sign it. And she tricked you into signing a lease and you didn't read it. Wow, you sound like the perfect president for a company, Deanna.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I know. How many times does she have to get bamboozled by her mom? She's a lot. Well, we're going to have a desk each each but then a mother said that the best thing that we should do is get some Oil barrels so now we just prop up a laptops on all oil barrels and hope for the best She's just such a she's such an asshole like she blames her mother this whole season for a mother screwing her over and doing all this shady shit Which by the way, I say that's the best from other proof we've ever seen on Bravo and it was my favorite part of the whole season Yeah, so I was an anti-ad I'd recite for this, but of course,
Starting point is 00:50:46 Dandra gets her money and so now she's fine. You know, of course. I love my mother. I love her so much. And then Andy, of course, loves, you know, like, you know, just prodding more. And he's like, so you felt like mom and dad said you have to fail. Why would a mother do that to a daughter? It's almost like she doesn't even love you.
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Starting point is 00:51:34 you'd always be like, well you're getting stressed out and I haven't even told you so I have to feed you. And then he came to the office and he saw how much work I was doing so I was like, oh okay, now I see why you're stressed because you do a lot of work sitting around on that oil barrel and waiting for your mom to die and
Starting point is 00:51:48 One of the questions from the watcher or the viewer is is First of all, I would like to think your husband for a service and second of all get a fucking job And Brandy's like that's not right to say he served our country And it's like yeah, he said people's last He put a finger in a bowl. Oh, Laney Which is cool. We don't take that away. That's great. Uh, and now he's he's uh one thing we did not know is that he's actually on disability because uh, he has sleep apnea and he also like his back is all messed up from like jumping out of planes and all this Crazy stuff. So like yeah, like all had the same disability, that's why. I mean, relax now.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Yeah, so yeah, they explain that he gets a paycheck and he served this country and stuff. And Andy's like, so is the company turning around? We're about Esther. My biggest joy, Andy, is how I turned that ramp. And then I've left for my husband and also then I'm left my husband and also
Starting point is 00:52:45 that I'm getting along with my mom now. We are now selling. Are you waiting in a ward right now? It's okay. I got my first paycheck. I got my first paycheck from me. And I'm proud to say that a hard night. Good morning is now featured in swag. Good. Butteek. And you can also find it in the rest area on the Jersey term back. The one that used to be Roy Rogers. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:53:07 And I'm sure you notice this she just got a deal with Dillards. So I bring up all the words and it's that is that is my mother's favorite store Dillards. I went to the New Year's sale with my mom at Dillards because that's like her favorite thing because it's an extra 50% off Clarence items. So it's like the bargain-based mid-D bargain basement dealer time, right? And I thought this was my mom's favorite thing. So I'm gonna go in with her, you know, just for like a bonding thing. I've never done this. Ben, I've never seen anything like this in my life. Okay. We got there. I she got there early. She got there at like 845. The store opened at nine. I get there at 855. Ladies are part. There's nowhere to park. It's like a mile away. These ladies are running into's nowhere to park it's like a mile away these ladies are running into the store I've never seen anything like that I
Starting point is 00:53:50 really wish I could have seen that I'm like I am I'm loving your new Austin life with your family all these like domestic things you do now with your your every time we speak you're like oh sorry I I had to like I had to go go shopping for beads with my mom or I had to take my sister's car to the shop, but it's so warm and lovely. I love all these stories. Oh, and till we all murder each other. No, it's fine. I'm a dealer sale.
Starting point is 00:54:20 I got to see a dealer sale. Nothing is more touching than that. I know. It's like in LA, it's like it then is like in L.A It's like we don't get to do things like good who dillard sale. It's like oh look. I saw a guy on math walking down the street Which by the way might not be that different from a dillard sale, but I'm just telling you that's divine It's really not people are insane. They fight. It's like a black black Friday sale where they start fighting on the aisles and stuff Like I saw their seats first. No, you did not man saying they fight, it's like a black, uh, black Friday sale where they start fighting on the aisles and stuff. Like I saw their sheets first.
Starting point is 00:54:46 No, you did not, man. My mom said, my old these ladies are insane. She just, oh, yeah. Last year I saw a lady pull another lady's hair. And then this jersey happened. I mean, was she a Candace Dillard's house? I just want to clarify. There's like no butter knives left to bat in the whole story.
Starting point is 00:55:05 All right. Well, now it's time to move on to Leanne versus Kerry. So first, before we get into the racist part of it, we could talk about Hatgate, which is one of my favorite petty arguments that happened in this season. So well, actually, before we even get into Hatgate, first, the question is like, hey, Leanne, if you don't like carry so much, why'd you go to that girl's night? And she's like, well, Cameron told me to come. And then she's like,
Starting point is 00:55:30 I think Karen's like, oh, so you'll do whatever Cameron tells you to do? And she's like, no, I'll do what I want to do. And when Carrie tells me, and when Cameron tells me, if I don't go to girls not, if I don't go to girls not, I'll get kicked out of high society. I'm gonna do it, but I don't do what she says.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Yeah, this is so silly this fight and of course she went to Lee to carry a sink as she hated carry and she wasn't invited Duh, that's why all the un-invited ladies wear the both of them un-invited lady because she's like I invited you to my wedding, but then you can't invite me to your girls night like fuck you. I'm coming That's all I don't know it's so weird the things that Leanne is like not willing to tackle head on, which would be totally fine. Yeah. Agreed. Because Carrie, there's so much to fight with Carrie about.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I know. Other than, you know, where it goes. So then she's like, well, why did you, why did you try and wind me up about Dandra at my bachelor at party to ruin it? It's like, yes, because she hates you too. Like, are we going to get to any real questions between you two? I know. So why was it so important for Leanne to call out Keri's hat at the temple?
Starting point is 00:56:32 I was calling her out. Okay, when I get near a religious temple and monks are chanting and stuff, I just want to be respectful. Okay, I mean, you already had your shoes off. Why did you take your hat off too? You're right. Not at the media stage. Like, um, well, guess what? I've been here three times already and I know how to take your hat off too You're right not up to me to say it. She's like um well guess what I've been here three times already And I know how to do it not only do you just tell me to take my hat off
Starting point is 00:56:50 She was well apparently you digs you almost walked into the fucking temple fucking at all I actually still don't know who's side to take on that argument because I kind of am like I'm sort of like a little bit in both camps I'm not gonna lie. It's such a stupid thing. And yet I can also, not only can I also imagine myself getting irritated, I did get irritated when I saw people walking up to that temple door and wait at the very last second to take off their shit. Cause then you're like, you're gonna get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:57:18 You can take off your shit. Take off your shirt being disrespectful. And then they take it off and you're like, oh, you were gonna take it off all this time. You had to wait the very last second to make people like me get agitated. So like I- I'm like, she then they take it off and you're like, oh, you were going to take it off all this time. You had to wait the very last second to make people like me get agitated. So like I like like she was going to take it off. It looked like she was walking right into it with it on to me. I agree. I agree. Oh, yeah, I was annoyed with it. Well, then it turns into like a poor person fight, right? Because we've already
Starting point is 00:57:40 had to have like, who's not part of society? Ah. You know, they're all kind of like hinting at money things with the end and being like cheap at her wedding and not having food and this and that. And so Andy's like, well, a viewer said that you're ignorant for saying Leigh-Anne was stupid for never traveling abroad.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Do you regret saying that? And Carrie's laughing, because Leigh-Anne just jumps in and goes, oh, we're falling in, ooh, yeah. regret saying that and carries laughing because like I'm just jumps in goes Yeah, I mean I've never traveled abroad if I hadn't traveled abroad. What if I would I have had such a delightful International spread at my wedding. I don't think so Yeah, and it carries like well obviously at that point she's struck a She's cooking me all day. I'm like, um, G2 are the worst.
Starting point is 00:58:25 So you're the worst two to watch together. Yeah, I think like a fun hating each other. It's just gross. It's weird. I want to fast forward one up some in ship or whatever. The reverses of that like one below one ship. It's like Leanne's like, uh, you know, I've been out of the US. Rah, you know, like I have been in care. He's like, yeah, yeah, you point. You posted on Twitter. The five places you've been to. I'm like, the
Starting point is 00:58:48 fact that you guys are, I think that is like there are lots of people who don't ever get out. They are like, listen, I have a question for you. Have you ever been to the moon because guess what? When I was a child, I went to a rocket ship and went up backwards and we went off to the moon and then guess what? There was National thing and we went, slung into the left and then slung to to the right and then I closed my eyes and then it was over and someone said It was just a rod Leon. It was just a rod, but guess what it wasn't a ride. I was on the moon. I'm pretty sure I was on the moon She's like well you've been the five places and Liam's like, oh well, okay, it might be more than five But please keep insult me because I love when your bitch like It's so pretty
Starting point is 00:59:26 It's like this is and this is one of those times really and just could have been quiet She could have just been quiet like they look like assholes for poor shaving you so just sit there and be quiet and look like a victim Don't start screaming about how you're not really poor like ruins the whole thing. I need to open a coaching business guy Yeah, some some people can't be helped so So why did so why did Kerry called the Annabully and Kerry's like It's a strong oh, I guess yeah, she's like, but it's a strong word and I was bullied by Leon's wedding planner and then we see A tweet from Steve Kimball that was like, had someone miss 650 cupcakes,
Starting point is 01:00:08 maybe too much wine. And I was just like laughing, because if that's what Carrie considers getting bullied in this life, like, she should, she needs to really reconsider something. Also, by the way, she was wasted. She was wasted, like passed out in a chair. Yes. Bullying is not like like bullying is not calling out what actually happened.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Yeah, she was a damn mess at that. She was. She didn't know who she was because the season hadn't started airing, you know, obviously she was some fucking thirst, thirst bomb because the first thing she did was crawl up onto the The acrobat swing or what do you call that thing the hanging here? They hang swing like saddle Yeah, come on girls. Let's do it. It's like oh, oh, oh, oh, just stayed up there like waving getting people to take her pictures And I was like who the fuck is that I took a I took a picture of her wasted in a chair I didn't
Starting point is 01:01:02 I took a picture of her wasted in a chair. I didn't... Because to me, I don't know who she was. I was like, who is this drunk lady? I'm taking a secret photo. But it's like from a three quarter angle. So, I'm sure there are a lot of like, carry stands who are like, that's not her. But it is her.
Starting point is 01:01:16 It is her. I'll try to find it. It's such a stupid photo. Oh, God. I may have deleted it, to be honest. I don't know. So, she's like, well, I was bullied by the wedding planner. And he said I was an alcoholic and he goes, um, her wedding planner called you an alcoholic.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Like Andy still like I was like, who's the wedding planner? Steve Kimball. Who's that? I mean, the only answer. Um, well, he said that when you told him to go lick my asshole because that's what he's good at Just yes, he's good at it because he was doing it the whole time So and he goes oh cuz he's gay and I suppose that's not homophobic at all right No, it's not homophobic. It means he's kissing your ass
Starting point is 01:02:02 Carefully are you saying my husband is gay because he licks my ass along the time? I think it goes, well I'm sorry to hear that. She's like, well, she should say kissing your ass and not licking your ass all day. And that is over phobia. And they're all cracking up. Yeah, and suddenly the, like the, the moral compass of the show. Oh, so there we are. Yeah, so licking about the show. Oh so there we are. Yeah so looking about holes. Oh here's the most fun part. Racism. So we see all of Leanne's greatest hits which really I mean wow when
Starting point is 01:02:38 they're all edited together wow. Wowzers, wazers. Oh my god. Like they's just strung every one of them. It's like fun. You're a Mexican word stop using my words. Come on, Mexican. It was so over the top bat like you can't do just a lot. I was just like, oh my god. So, um, yeah, so then like as we come out of that That segment. It's so bad that Andy doesn't even say, wow, a lot to one pack here. He's just like, there's actually very little to one pack. It's one thing, one simple thing. So Brandi, who has clearly been waiting for this moment the entire time, gets off the couch, finds a chair, and then puts it right in the middle of the stage. It's like, I think Leanne needs to sit her ass right there. Go for it sister. And Leanne just looks at Andy like I don't have to do that do I? I was like I'm I'm tim did to be in a chair at center stage and have all the
Starting point is 01:03:33 attention on me but I also feel like it's a chair for races so that could be problem. Andy asked Stephanie on well caller asked Stephanie on watcher happens life. Do you think that Leanne should have sat in that chair? She's like, um, well, here's the thing, like we're on a TV show. So like we have to see each other. So no. Brandy's like, I feel like everything she said is disgusting. I'm disappointed and I don't want to be associated. I feel ashamed. I'm, I'm so ashamed. The only way I could get rid of this shame is if I went to One of those not sex traffickers and enjoyed an evening by myself Yeah, she's she's like I'm so ashamed that I can't even do this in a terrible Asian voice
Starting point is 01:04:19 But yeah, she's right. You know, she is right. Please don't be saying that when you make. Yeah, and I hate when you make Brandy right, because she is not one of my favorites. But yeah, here we are. Yeah, well, let's get out of the way. Leanne is wrong. Leanne is wrong. Leanne is wrong. That's me, too.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Yeah, pretty much. And so Leanne starts going on her. You know, she's seen this come. Obviously, she knows what's coming. And so she's like, well, this is not good. But I know every bone in my body. And I do not have a single bone that believes in discrimination or not feeding people at your wedding, which I did.
Starting point is 01:04:53 I would never even discriminate a Mexican for meeting at my giant wedding buffet. Did I say something wrong? Did I say something wrong? Was it buffet? Is that the word that's wrong? Is that offensive to French people? So then, Vandy, Brandy is like, that's bullshit. Your biology is bullshit. You know, we just saw all the clips and carries like, bullshit. You know, and the answer is, you know, I never knew it was racist calling someone out on their nationality, which is something you hear on a racist
Starting point is 01:05:25 defense all the time when people are fighting with people in comment sections and they're like, that's racist. That's not, and nationality is not a race. Right. That's like a standard thing. And she's like, no, in Texas, we use that word all the time. And he's like, trippy Mexican. Stephanie, say, no, we don't use trippy, no, we don't, no, we don't.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Don't say that, do not say that. We'll not that word. I don't like that word. Well, I'm not supposed to talk about Mexican restaurants now. I'm just supposed to say that restaurant with a sombrero on it. Again. Yeah, so she's like, well, I didn't use my words well. I mean, you can see me slapping my face and the...
Starting point is 01:06:02 Nah, the... I wanna tell you about the time. I was standing in a hallway and I started getting slapped. My sub crazy lady, who turned out to be me. All right, I think we talked about that for a minute, Amy. Yeah, I was so upset that I was being insulted and that I immediately slapped myself. That's what I was doing. I slapped my, that's what I was slapping myself.
Starting point is 01:06:23 And you're saying, okay, but there were like 10 occasions. It wasn't just that might, like it kept going. She's like, well, you know, when I said chirpy, that I guess was bad too. Chirpy. No one likes to wear chirpy apparently. Yeah, that was a mistake. He goes, it was a series of mistakes.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Well, a series, so that I mean, I'm sorry, do I got a series pick up on mom's takes, is that what you were saying? No, no, no, Leon, that means you are acting like these are one offs and you had many, many, many of them. Yeah, you're basically levity stick it, stick it at this point. Okay, so Andy's like, Kerry, had you, Kerry, you knew about this, obviously, but seeing it play back, how did you feel about it? And she's like, I need a minute. And then we go to commercial break. Right. And then, um, so then we come back and, and Kerry is,
Starting point is 01:07:11 uh, she's like, I'll choked up. And then Brandy's like, nobody should ever feel lesser than, um, which I'm like, okay. I love me. Yes. Yes. Just I just, but I just don't know Brandy sometimes is Brandy. So then, uh, Leanne's like, I agree. And that was my mistake. And it was not a good look for me. It was not pretty. And I will never, ever do it again. Like I am as full of apologies as I was full of food after my wedding. That's where I'm at right now.
Starting point is 01:07:45 And Kerry is like, you know, like I can't even look at her. She's never once apologized to me. And she goes, yes, I did ride the finale. Then she showed it. She's like, uh, yeah, but then you've been making excuses ever since then all over the internet, you know, and looking back, like, how could you not watch those episodes and send me a text saying I'm watching this all and I'm mortified I'm sorry, you know, and she's like you say you're sorry to everybody but me I think meaning like the blogs or you know whoever she's on her apology to her and Leanne's like well Oh, that's because I was told not to reach out and Andy cuz you said that She's like we were told by production to not reach out to each other before this. He's like, not true, not true.
Starting point is 01:08:25 No, no, it's, no. They said we are going on lunch for five hours. And during that time, do not take scary, not true. And I said, if you're going for lunch, why don't you have some of the leftovers that I've frozen from my wedding where we had just too much food for everyone to eat? How about that? No, not true. Yeah, it's like, that is not true at all. Come on. And she's like,
Starting point is 01:08:46 I can show you the email and carry goes that email was from two days ago. And he's like, Oh, okay. So two days ago, but you had four months. And she's like, no, because these episodes just started airing. You know, Andy's like, yeah. And Andy's he goes, you know, you've been doing the interviews for these shows. and it's almost like you knew what was coming or whatever and you actually seem to double down on your attitude during the interviews and then we see like a clip of Leanne doing that interview where she's like, well I'm slip of Mexicans hot lovers you know and I said Julio Lysius is lap you know Mexico
Starting point is 01:09:19 and but we see that that that interview was four months after production wraps of like August or something like that And then it comes back and then he goes well, you know, I did the majority of my interviews before we even wrapped and he goes Nope, not true. Nope. No Producers were shocked. Yeah, he's like the producers were shocked and she's like well I don't remember what I say in heated moments because interviews aren't heated moments Anything else I can just fucking deny right now because you're full of shit.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Anything. Yeah, she just knows the interviews were not heat. It was actually very warm in the interview room. That's what I meant. It was like, that's heat when it's hot. Physically hot. It's hard for me to remember what I say. That's why I can't eat Mexican food.
Starting point is 01:09:57 You know, it's too spicy. When he goes, the interviews aren't heated. She goes, right. And he goes, okay. And then it's the end of the segment. So, um, yeah, so then, uh, yeah, the end's talking about, I guess, getting a lot of Twitter hate or something like that. And she's like, you know, in my uneducated brain, I believe that there was nothing wrong in using someone's nationality. Like, you know, when you say,
Starting point is 01:10:23 you Mexican, that's me specifically referring to a Mexican. That's okay, right? It's like, no. Ah. So, Dandro's like, that's not true, Leanne. She was, oh, then why don't you tell me what I'm thinking? You know, so well, but I think.
Starting point is 01:10:38 And Dandro's like, that is a lie. That's a lie. Your conscious knows if you still have one. You know, I mean, you left that finale, you know, I mean you left that finale you had no Just yes, I did and because you said not affected as you walked out cut the clip of the encore She literally goes did I say that clip not affected Like he's like yeah, I can't believe you didn't even reach out. She's like well It's just Andy. I have felt so much hatred from her, so much.
Starting point is 01:11:07 And she's like, uh, wonder why? Yeah. She's like, you know, that's what you usually will get from someone after your racist to them. So then. Oh, geez. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:21 So Stephanie does think that Leanne was being racist. She says that. And then does Leanne know the difference between Kerry calling herself a Mexican and Leanne calling her a Mexican? Yeah, so Stephanie does think that Leon was being racist. She says that and then Does Leanne know the difference between Kerry calling herself of Mexican and Leanne calling her a Mexican? And she's like, well listen, listen if she had said hey, I'm a turtle. I can do this. I'm a turtle I could do that. I would have said oh, where's the big bad turtle? Where's the big bad Mexican turtle? You know what I'm saying? Right, right? You understand there's a difference in calling yourself a turtle and her calling herself a turtle. And we, I was like, well, I call myself old
Starting point is 01:11:51 what lady all the time? And he's like, oh my god, that is not the same. No, don't, don't, don't. Let's like just proving over and over that you still don't get it, you know? My god. And he's like, you said you said, and he'll be a glistens lap. Do you realize that he's Spanish? Not
Starting point is 01:12:07 Mexican. He's just, no, no, hell, no, no, no, I don't understand that. Here's what I understand. When I got off of his lap, I had a butterscotch candy in my pocket. Anybody able to explain that? No, no. All right. Well, guess what? Guess who else had a butterscotch in their pocket every one of my wedding because they were given them out along with all the other food So he's like so have you talked to anybody from this cast since we wrapped and she's like no I just didn't feel good about myself Andy. I just didn't feel good about myself He's like well, but you didn't talk to any of the people that actually matter in this conversation. She's like, well, I'm just so good at that, Andy.
Starting point is 01:12:48 I'm not good at that. I have to get better at that. And care like, oh, you have to get better at so many things. Like how many things you have to get better at this? When you get better at this, get better at that. How many things I think I'm better about? Yeah, she's like, and camera's like, um, Leon, the thing she said, we're horrible, and it's gonna take time. But we need to realize that she's a human, and humans make bad mistakes, and she ever does that to me, she will be out of society. So, just saying I can't do it, not going to do it,
Starting point is 01:13:18 but could do it. Okay. Yeah, I really fucked up. I, and I really went into a whole, an actual physical hole, I dug myself a hole in the backyard, and I in there and then risk tried to have sex with a hole It was really a terrible terrible time So then let's see so then Deandra starts this
Starting point is 01:13:37 She's like when you did it on purpose you did it with bad intentions Leanne you know, you're not that stupid. You're ignorant But you're not that ignorant. I know that you did So the thing that's weird about this coming out of Deandra is you know that Leanne was saying blaze it blatantly racist thing I mean, that's crazy Who would do that? Right right? Wouldn't that like get any of us fired from our
Starting point is 01:14:02 I think I missed your point you said that that, let's create that, yeah. She was saying that she was blatantly saying racist stupid things. Right. And like she was doing it on purpose. Oh, you know what I mean? Like she's saying you were doing that on purpose. And I'm not saying, I don't, yeah. I, I, I, listen, I think Leanne said some racist ass shit.
Starting point is 01:14:23 It was all racist and her racist and her excuses are terrible. Agreed. I don't think though that she was like, you know what I'm gonna do? No, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go on TV and intentionally say something that I know are gonna be super, super racist for my career. Yes.
Starting point is 01:14:36 I think she's just like ignorant white lady who is not like, who is basically not really willing to accept the fact that she was being racist until truth is being faced with it. Yes, agree. Also, I think it's strange because Deandra is like a big Trump or isn't she? And like, yes, you know, I mean, enough said on that front, right? So, Andy, so now it turns to kind of what we were touching on a couple weeks ago, because I was saying, you know, don't you call it out. So this is basically the, the, this, this is where it gets very interesting to me, right?
Starting point is 01:15:13 So he starts with Stephanie and he's like, but you didn't call it out. So does that make you just as bad? And she's like, no, I was scared shitless. And I am disgusted with myself. I should have called it out. And you know, that's bad that I didn't. And he goes, well, there's something else happening. And that is, none of you thought this was gonna air.
Starting point is 01:15:30 You all thought that this was gonna go on the cutting room. And then you heard the collective sound of six fingers tightening up. Yes. They were all like, oh shit. And this is totally what I was trying to get at badly a couple weeks ago, is that why suddenly are all these people like, oh my God, when no one said anything until the very end, right? And then of course, it turns out that none of them
Starting point is 01:16:00 did because they thought it would be on the editing room floor. So they were just not ever going to say anything. Yeah. Exactly. Which also might be an argument you might use against, what we just said about Leanne saying that like, why would she ever like, we think she's just being a crazy ignorant, you know, ignorant white lady saying racist shit, but if she'd never thought I was in air, that could be an argument against that. So who knows? But yeah, they're true. That could be an argument against that. So who knows. But yeah, they are true. What true like she always you think like in that no, no, no, true. So she's thinking if if none of she could just say whatever she wants, but they'll edit out the really racist parts. Yeah, so there could be that angle too. So what a wonderful show. Anyway, the point is this,
Starting point is 01:16:45 yeah, it was kind of amazing that Andy was like, you all thought this wasn't an error, but we erred it, you know? And carries like, yeah, if they didn't think it was going to end, would you have told me? Would you have told me? And Cameron's like, girl, girl. I definitely might have maybe told you, girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:04 So I did Lance, food, had to, Lance, wedding, had food. That's maybe told you girl. Yeah Psych did Lance food had did Lance wedding have food. That's your answer girl But when he's when she says none of you would have told me there's just a really long pause I'm gonna just kind of looking at her and Stephanie is like oh Cameron. Yeah, I don't think you would have and she's like um well I would have but I didn't want to give light to that because like, I knew how horrible it was. And like, I just didn't want Leanne to continue doing it, but then she did continue doing it.
Starting point is 01:17:32 So as Stephanie goes, actually, they told you they were gonna use this before you got in the car that night to the finale party. Yeah, and Brandy is basically like, yeah, you only get French and Leanne about it because you knew it was gonna come out on the TV show That's the only time you confronted Leanne about it at the party and can we say you were such a liar Brandy trash Trash talking over there in the corner look at that like that trash can trash
Starting point is 01:17:57 You were such a fucking buyer cameo. Yeah, I'm brandy's like it's my opinion Cameron I'm allowed to see my opinion about it and by the way, I just want to point out the chair the folding chair was still sitting out there I know the PAs were just like I'm not even dealing with this anymore. We're so sick of this show I know it's just basically going through a greatest hits of housewives lines like you're such a fucking wire cameo It's my opinion Be cool. Don't be uncool. You're barely back. So Carrie, Carrie's based like I wish the girls had set something to me earlier.
Starting point is 01:18:33 And Cameron apologized for taking so long or whatever. And then he's like, yeah, hey, let's, let's rag on Leigh Ann's some more because it's really so easy and so fun. So, you know, Leighanne, I just can't believe that your tone never shifted over the course of the interviews. I mean, you knew this was coming out. You knew it. Are you really that dumb or maybe just malnourished
Starting point is 01:18:54 from your wedding, which had no food? And she's like, well, all that was before it started airing. But then once it started airing, I started having a conversation with my audience, A&. He's like, and you had no conversations with anyone before that. She goes, no, I mean, I can show you Twitter snapshots of people explaining it to me, A&D. Yeah, and Kary's like, she's like, I can't imagine a 52 year old woman not knowing you, what you, you know what you were doing. And she's like, she's a pluserous. And Andy's like, do you think that she's a racist? And of course, she's like, yes, I believe she's a racist issue.
Starting point is 01:19:27 And then, you know, then he asks, yes, Brandy, if Liam's a racist. And Brandy is like, I'm sorry to say, but yes, she's a racist. And really, the only one who doesn't say that she's a racist is Cameron. Yeah, and I just think it's funny because, Dan, she's like, 100% she's a racist racist. Like you've been like best friends with Leanne for how many years now? Yeah, seriously. Oh, she was in your wedding. So that like how good does that make you look? You know, so Cameron also I have to point out one thing I'm sorry to interrupt you. Ante at one point because um
Starting point is 01:20:06 guys I Obviously on this show we never editorialize. I mean you guys know that right? Yeah, it's just like flying the wall productions, you know Yeah, nothing's ever edited for for effect on this shit. No never So Cameron basis like you know, I don't think that Leanne's a racist. I think she's a human and I think the comments were racial, but she's a human and made bad mistakes. And then Brandy's like, that wasn't the question.
Starting point is 01:20:32 And Cameron's like, can I finish speaking? Can I finish speaking? Which is funny just because a few seconds ago, Brandy was the one who was complaining that she was getting cut off and not her opinion wasn't allowed. And the year she is cutting off Cameron's opinion, not making allowed. And then you're just getting a Cameron's opinion. Not making a value judgment either way on Cameron versus Brandy's opinion,
Starting point is 01:20:48 but you know, when I poke at some hypocrisy else we're on stage two. But it's fun. Yeah. Um, so yeah, this is one of those where such bad things are happening and you're watching it and you're like, oh, okay, well, I'm anti-Lianna this. So, well, I'm not pro-brandy either. So, okay, well, I'm not reallyVianna this so I Well, I'm not pro brand either so okay. Well, I'm not really pro carry either so I'm pro the chair we need the real chair. So Pro chair I'm pro Cameron actually I am pro Cameron and Stephanie so then Cameron and
Starting point is 01:21:22 Not say meaning that I just like Cameron and Stephanie But anyway, so Carrie so this point Leanne's like well, I've tried everything I can do so Here we go Tom to start start the crime so she finally after all this time she finally starts Cameron Lee and just finally started doing the correct Cameron, Leah and just finally started doing the correct. Well, she tries. Yeah, she's my car. I'm like, Leanne, this is, you know, like I'm surprised she didn't,
Starting point is 01:22:11 she didn't lead with the fake tears. Like I'm surprised she waited this long to pull them out. Yeah, and then they even give her a commercial break to go, you know, like put some mustard and a rye or whatever. And then we come back and she's still, she's still like, I'm sorry, I'm really, yeah. So then the music's like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Yeah, what's one thing everyone wants to apologize for? I would do our rose and thorn, but we haven't given this show enough of a budget to have even virtual roses and thorns.
Starting point is 01:22:51 So, which is one thing you want to apologize for. So Deandra is like, well, I would like to apologize to Lee Ann for what I said about her ridiculous dress. I want to apologize to my mother. I don't want you to die. So I can get my trust fund. I want you to live long and prosper. And the other thing is, could you pay for the flat tire I got yesterday?
Starting point is 01:23:08 Thank you. And Brandy apologizes to Carrie for going to bed early in Mexico. And Carrie apologizes to Leanne for hurting her about the dress and calling her stupid. And Cameron is like, curry. I'm so sorry for not telling you sooner. Okay. I would like to official invite you to join the doll's society hardly. Would you be? Would you be my guest? And Stephanie apologizes to carry two times first for not saying something to Leanne in the moment and then for not coming to her after Yeah, and then Leanne's like all right Time to bring out the big guns
Starting point is 01:23:56 100% to carry in the audience and to the chair The all aren't words to say I'm sorry, but I am, and I promise you, it will never happen again. It will be a all you can eat apology. Just like my wedding. My wedding delicious. So she, by the way, is chewing on candy or something. Yes, I've got the butter scotch. She's got the butter scotch, which is showed up in these damn recaps like three times now this week. I love a butter scotch candy. But yeah, she's like, I am so sick.
Starting point is 01:24:37 The area is about this. So Andy's like, do you take that, Carrie? And she's like, I do hear her right now. And I think her actions wouldn't mean the most. 100% agreed. And we'll see if she ever does anything. Agreed. Agreed.
Starting point is 01:24:54 She's still not doing. Agreed. Look at us. Getting along so well, baby. Well, racism isn't that hilarious. Hey, I got some baby elephants who wants a baby elephant. We got your names on the ears. So you could always remember the trip where Leanne's had racist shit. Here we go everyone. Oh, God, he starts passing out these elephants. And it's, I'm for you, I'm for you. And Leanne gets one second to last,
Starting point is 01:25:25 but I'm like, is he even gonna throw Leanne on elephant? I thought he was, I sincerely thought she was not gonna get an elephant. I was like, she might get like an elephant ear cookie or something. I was like, she's not getting, they're not gonna give her an elephant. This is gonna be a sign.
Starting point is 01:25:40 This is gonna be a wow. And you're fired, no elephant ear for you. Yes. And just in case you no elephant here for you. Yes. And just in case you guys forgot what's going on in Andy's side, he's like, I even got one. Mine's gonna go my son. He's dying out. So they all have the elephant,
Starting point is 01:25:57 they sing one last rendition of Thailand. Oh, man. Everyone gets a baby. I love it. I hate it. And it's like, of course, the end of this racist bullshit. He's like, okay, everybody sing it and it's like Todd lying Todd lying wherever we get the broken elephant their muscle their childhood Five minutes later
Starting point is 01:26:23 later. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't lean goes to a dressing room and cries and tells her assistant. I can't change what happened only the future you know work in progress know that. Yeah I thought she was gonna go up there and be like say something either really racist or declare something like I quit but it's just like I can only hope to try to do better in the future so big question mark hanging over the future of so many different things. Yeah. Yeah. It's fascinating.
Starting point is 01:26:53 It's actually really, you know what though, ultimately though, it was, you know, it's suppressing having like real-world shit creepin' to these shows which are supposed to be escape Sanotainment, but I actually think ultimately it was really kind of great because it did start some conversations that we had with each other, that we had with our listeners, that our listeners have with each other, that apparently some people on Twitter had with Leanne, but it did have kind of, you need these things, it's sort of like it, it's so important to have like greater awareness and to hear different voices and perspectives and to feel, and for people to feel like they're heard. So I actually think there was a lot of positive that came out of this, wasn't quite as super fun
Starting point is 01:27:30 for us to recap as podcasters, but I think as humans, it was actually a pretty good learning moment for all of us. Well, and this will always be the season that Mama D gave her daughter a company. Stuck her with the bill at the same time. I know that's the biggest injustice is that that wonderful storyline had to like take like second or third burner like that like that's not fair.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Like that should be number one and should be like an iconic storyline. Yes. And the most passive aggressive not to eating ever by mom a D. I mean, this mom a D really had a great great season But the rest of you need to figure shit out But you know, though. This is also a great cast and I and I and people are rumbling like is this the end of Dallas I want Dallas to come back because I think it's a great cast Well time will tell my little Benjamin. It was certainly will my my lovely Rondle Rondle Rondol What was it? Rondol doodle?
Starting point is 01:28:24 Rondon do Lee. Rondon do Lee. I like Rondle, Rondald, Rondald, what is it? Rondald, doodle. Rondon, dooly. Rondon, dooly. I like Rondald, dooly. Rondald, dooly. Rondald, dooly. Rondald, dooly. Rondald, dooly. Rondald, dooly.
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