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Episode Date: October 18, 2018

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Yeah, it's exciting. I'm especially at Looney because I'm riding the high of Real Housewives of Dallas, which, you know, this episode that we're gonna be talking about today, really, it's just why I love Dallas so much. Like there's like a real, real fun interpersonal politics happening and I'm here for it. This is that point in the season where I mean good luck choosing sides because you're all wrong, okay? Yeah, everyone on this show is absolutely incorrect and I actually really like all of them.

Even kind of brandy which feels weird. Oh, we can agree with Brandy at all in this. I think she's kind of a bigger asshole than ever today. But yeah, I don't know. I just I just appreciate that they all give us such a hilarious show and also props to Mamadie and also props to the people who finally gave Mamadie her private diary room session. Yeah, I think I think we had seen one or two of those before the season, but she had a lot of them this week and just props to everyone, props to everyone who's involved in this show, props to props to, you know, props to the floor and the ceiling.

Props to, props to Texas, to Texas, okay. And actually, I was kidding, but props to the props department, because Ramadhi had some funny shit in this one. She has a little sign behind her that says, every time I think of you, I think, thank God! Thank God, Dandruff! I first noticed that back in the episode where Mama Dei accused Andrew of being jealous of her.

And I was like, I just love that this woman is both accusing her daughter of being jealous of her and then also sitting in front of a sign that says, every time I think of you, I say, I think of God. Yeah, that's for when Janet has meetings in here. Okay, not you, that's for Amelia. That's for Amelia.

So, this week's episode begins appropriately with Leanne and Rich going to a restaurant called Matchbox. I don't think I'd ever go to a restaurant called Matchbox with Leanne. You know I'm going to do my burgers restaurant down. That's important. Hey Rich, you want to have lunch at knobs in your face? Hey Rich, you want to eat at Bullet Do The Brain? Hey Rich, let's go have some breakfast. I'm going to scalp you bitch.

Hi, Rich. Let's go eat a bronze hat. Here comes my ex. And this shows very proud of its transportation, because it always opened like this time, it's train cars, trolleys, freeways, bridges. Yeah, we get it. Texas is really into oil and gas. Okay, everybody's support.

Support your local 76. Exactly. So the first thing I noticed was a waiter doing something that you absolutely hate, which is he came and kneel down right in front of Leanne, which is really what most people should be doing anyway. But he kneels down and he's like, so you think about getting some margarita. You want a cocktail? I want spicy margarita. It's really spicy.

I'm sick of it. It's like going to be spicy. And he's like, yeah, that's going to have a kick. It's going to be spicy. He's like, yeah, that's gonna have a kick. It's gonna be spicy. He's like, all right, get me the spicy one. And then I was like, get your fucking elbows off my table. And you know what's weird about that is being in the food and beverage industry.

In Texas, it's extremely difficult. Like you have to go through days of like schooling and testing. Who, how do people put their elbows on the table, every restaurant they go to now in Texas? What is happening in Food and Bedford's commission? I'm telling you, the decline of Western society. Don't they know that every time you put your elbow on a table and an angel dies? An angel's thesis is elbows. Good luck, questions. Spicy motories. By the way, I feel bad for the angels that have been like, you know, I feel like there's angels everywhere, but I feel really bad for the angels that have been told like assigned to the table. Oh, you're a table angel. You have to sit there and dodge elbows and I'm sorry, you may be sacrificed for the cause of greater manners. I know it's also it's just putting a positive spin on horrible things. It's like someone died

You put your elbows on the table That's how you make angels. Oh, it's such a severe thing to say it is when you really think about yeah So yeah, they're having like Russian angel when you put an elbow on your table That's what Mrs. Chadwick said in sixth grade when you put your elbow on the table it crushes it crushes an angel Like there's an angel sitting there that you didn't see, and you just crush it, which is amazing, because I thought angels are sort of invisible, but apparently, angels are really vulnerable to elbow crushing. Well, dead angels are invisible, too, so what do we care?

That's my question. I just say they just, they get perturbed. I don't think they actually get killed. If an angel was splattered on a table by someone's elbow, but no one's around to see it. Did it really happen? So anyway, Liam's like, so we're still good to get married at Cathedral of Hope, which I was like, it sounds like a hospital. I know, it really does. And it also, it's not so good with those rumors, like, oh, there's an issue with your marriages are gonna get married at Cathedral of Hope Doesn't sound so I hope that you'll stay true

I want to get married at the Cathedral charity, but it's taken now rich seems like a good person But he's always doing really confusing things to me and it makes me unsure whether or not he like a good person, but he's always doing really confusing things to me. And it makes me unsure whether or not he's a good person. For example, today, he ordered the wedge salad. Hmm. What is that? Yeah. You know, I'm not sure.

And then the waiter brings the drinks. I always call it the Deandra salad. Drowning a wedge between me and Rich, that's what she's doing. Get your blue out of here, dander. So I am just trying to give you a wedge salad. So they get their drinks and they go, woo!

Whoa! Wow! That has got a kick to it. I'm like, well, you asked. And he said it was spicy. I thought to say, I was like, Leanne, it was a hot, he said it was spicy. It's a spicy margarita.

You didn't get a glass of milk. It's like people who eat peanuts and then see the peanut place because they're allergic to peanuts. You wouldn't be eating the peanuts. I know. It's like when you order something like peanut brittle and they have to put the packaging out, may contain peanuts.

It's like, thanks. Thanks to the idiot who's going to eat the peanut brittle. It's like the time I've told the story a few times over the past two years when I went to I went to like a like a restaurant with some people and this dumb girl was with us and She was talking about how she's vegan and then she ordered a brisket sandwich and then it arrived and then she wouldn't eat it And she's like because I'm vegan and like well, why did you order a brisket sandwich? And she goes because I didn't know what it was. And I was too afraid to ask the waiter.

You need some protein, honey. She needs to go and blow that. So, um, that's the answer in Texas. You need some protein. So, Leanne, she's still so cruel to Rich. She looks at Rich and she goes, now Rich, is there anything in particular you would like to see in a wedding gown from me?

Like, something in 3D, would you like that? Something in 3D? He's like Star Wars. I'm like, you're so likely at anything but the words you say, okay? If I walked down the island, heels in the thong, he'd be like, tomorrow, it's like, well, then maybe you should, because that's like the whole drama of the season, okay? That's just solved everything Exactly. So Leanne's gonna be going dress shopping with staff her new friend and she wants to go dress shop on to the Andra

But doesn't think it's gonna happen because the Andra's not certain sort of way So yeah, she's she's like I can't take the Andra. He's like why not Over with the Andra Dan just walking through the office by the way, it still doesn't have the head office He's like, why not? Duh-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du- what do 10 people eat? Well, and also has she not learned anything from her mother? Like if you're going to be the CEO of this corporation, you gotta go, how am I going to go, how are you doing, how are your house plans doing? Are they good, did you water them today? Hey, so great, Amelia, oh anyway, I'll talk to you later, Elle, 20 to you.

How are you? Yeah, that's why she'll never fully win over the company because she doesn't know how to shmuse with Amelia. Oh my God, that Amelia is gonna get her revenge. She really will, because Amelia is like get her revenge. She really will. Because Amelia is like, I deserve to be the head of this company. I've been working here. I've been the one with the chemistry person.

I'm the one who found this, no algae. So she comes into Mama D's office, who you know is prepared to meet Deandre because he's wearing a snowflake jacket. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Do you see a reflection in here, Deandra? Do you see it in my jacket? Mama D loves like a 3D jacket. Like she loves a stiff jacket with like 3D printing on it. Like a high collar. You know? This time it's white roses and snowflakes, snowflakes. So she comes in and she sits down and she's like, I know why you sitting there, chair, dandruff. Cause you haven't given me the my chair yet. Nope, cause you want to skate as close as to the door. Well guess what, there's no escape in today.

Amelia and Amelia just comes in and just stands in the door. She can guard the exits. So Dan just like, mother, we need to have a talk cause I'm nervous about the green miracle. I'm like, yeah, because it sounds like a miracle grow, which is a plant food. And no one wants to drink that. It sounds like sewage. She's like, I need to know about the green miracle.

And I've got deadlines and I just don't know what to do. And so D's like, well, yesterday at the meeting, you should have said, I'm going to take this over because I can tell you you're not gonna Have that product ready just like last year because you're an auto failure, but I do love you so much. Don't be jealous of me She tells us now that I've turned it over She needs to focus on the products. You know what you got to do. You got order things You got to make listed things you need to have things in stock listen to mama D Mama will provide. I can make that joke

now that I've seen ones on this island. I get it. Oh my god. Mama D playing Mother Earth. De-endra playing to moon. Mother I am going to that hotel. I'm going to see that ball I've revived from life. His name is Jeremy and we are going to be in love. Mama will provide for two weeks until you fuck it up and I'll take him back over, okay? Hey Jeremy, Jeremy, hey, I brought you back to life. I brought you back to life. You got to scar the shape of a moot on your chest, don't I? I'm not psycho. Okay, you will let me in right now. Like two people in our audience are understanding what the hell we're talking about right now.

So, Deandra is doing this like tongue or mama D does this thing where she's always like wiping the lipstick off of her teeth with her tongue. She's like, mm-hmm. I know. She's just secretly loving watching Deandra struggle, like running like a very basic meeting at the company and she's like, now listen to Andrew, my failure daughter. If you ever get into a big pickle and I'm not talking about the big pickle jar, you like to eat out if I'm talking about big pickle.

If you get into one, you can always call me up and say, hey, mom, can you call the president of this company or that company? Because you know, I have business connections because I've actually been doing this for a while. I'm not a total fuck up. Oh, did I say that? Well, I don't give a rip of what you think I just say it. You need mama to call a headhunter for you? Fine, I've probably been engaged to him. Just let me know.

Let me know. And then she tells us the problem with Andrews. She thinks she's in competition with me. Now, here's what's going to happen with this company. She's going to make it or she's going to break it. Okay. It's like I told Will and Nelson. No one to hold him, no one to fold him, get your hand off my butt cheeks and tell you put a ring on it. Okay, Beyonce. Well, Deandra, if you like it, you should put a ring on it. Okay. Oh, I guess you did, but I'm taking that, um, D is going to be doing cooking lessons for the girls and, um, she want D wants to teach Leanne how to, excuse me, how to cook.

And Deandra says this is probably a good idea because I guess Leanne was supposed to cook some spinach and then she like made it too salty. She made salty spinach mother. She has salt and spinach. It tastes like a salt like I am very concerned about her. This marriage is not going to work out if you make salty spinach. And Mama D says it's important for me to cook with Leanne and she doesn't know what she's doing but neither do you. And you've got kids to the company.

Am I right? This will be fun. This is going to be fun. This is gonna be fun. Yeah, she goes, listen, here's the thing with Leanne. I know, I've cooked with her before. She doesn't have to do anything, but that's what makes her funny. Okay. That's why I like her more than my own daughter. Oh, hey, that's you, isn't it? Well, listen, that's why on the back of this chair is stitch Landra. Do you ever think to yourself wouldn't it be great if Liam or your older sister wouldn't it be nice if I had another daughter one that I One that was fun. You ever think about that the Andra?

Well, I don't know if she's gonna come because she's highly irritated me mother. We got in the fight, okay? And the Andra was like you heard mom of these like, you did, do do do do do do do do visit my other wife and four kids that I most certainly do not have in Columbia Are we talking about Columbia like district of Columbia or like Columbia, Maryland or like Columbia the country. I mean Columbia records. I mean they do call me all the time, but that doesn't mean I'm having their kids. Okay. I'm not paying for a for a Huey and Lewis in the news tape from 20 years ago. All right. I'm not saying I have a mistress at Columbia University. Never, never, never. Well, they both act so fishy because she's like, yeah, all right.

What is going on on this show? I don't know, but so, but basically here's where like now some of lian's issues come out she's basically saying she's not sharing stuff with dandrea anymore because dandras now drink but he's brandy and uh... lian doesn't want to share sensitive information with the andra and then dandras is going to babble it over the brandy uh... and this is probably because when lian told brandy, hey, I told Deandra, hey, watch

out for Brandy, then Deandra went up to Brandy and said, like, Leanne said, I should watch out for you. Yeah, I know. So crazy. So crazy how this is happening. Yeah, exactly. So, so that's like the state of the state of Leanne and Deandra at the moment because of the brandy situation.

Right. So then back in the office, Deandra said, Dan just wants to say also that then Leon goes, you know what, you can't draw someone that drinks, and then just then she like raises a morgue redouch from her lips directly after she says that. Every time she says that she's got another drink in her hand. It's like a continuous thing through the episode. So back at the office, Dan just like,

yeah, but mother, they hate to lie. It's like, who cares? They always have. What is the the difference who can supposed to be with the man all the time anyway? I say separate them not date them or whatever and Dan just like say things. I'm poking in prodding for an A very interesting I'm picking the product because I'm her friend mother I also really enjoy poking in prodding in that right Amelia. I was like fuck you bitch. Fuck you You touched me one more time, god damn it. Oh, god damn it, she just touched me again. Oh, I keep promising to do something,

but I never do nothing. So we learned that Deandra, like she's like, I was looking forward to the Huston Baby showers or wedding showers and things like that. But we learned that Deandra once, you know, well, we know that she had a fiance before Jeremy and that, but what we learned is she had a fiance before Jeremy and that, but what we learned is that Leand did not like this fiance and they didn't talk for a while

because of that. And Deandro was like, you know, we had problems in that relationship and I ignored them at first. And now I feel like Leand is doing the same thing with Rich. I'm like, or you're just projecting and you're just like finally getting revenge because you didn't like the way Leandro treated you with that first fiance. Yes and you know it is interesting to know that because they're just like they are like little sisters you know there's a gigantic eyelashes you know and they're fighting

over stupid things and then she's like well mother first she said it's no favor then she said it's April then she she said spring. All right, I'm gonna disregard the April is spring. Wait, is that true? I'm gonna go for it in my ass. She's just saying. Yeah. So she's like, I'm gonna disregard that dandruff. As seeing this how you're taking over my country

or my company and you should know a goddamn calendar. Okay. Now, anything else? So I'm just making me have to be a bully mother but I'm trying to make her be honest. And she's maybe she doesn't want you girls to know what's going on in her life have you ever thought about that you ever think about that dumb dumb you stupid dumb have her of a daughter dumb dumb dumb dumb sweet

tart list of a dumb dumb right hey hey hey dandre knock knock, you saying, Mother dumb dumb god damn it dumb dumb. Hey, Mother dumb dumb. That's who you are. That's what that joke means. Millie is like God, I love that joke. Millie is cracking up in the doorway. Millie is still standing at the doorway by the way. So if I could the restaurant, I was like, whoa, that's fast. I could the restaurant and then I was like, whoa, that's fussy. Now, if she would hate if I treated her this way rich and rich is like,

you gonna see her tomorrow? So yeah, carry and mark her up and then their laser center. And she's just like, ring ring, ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring.

Ring ring. Ring that sales call sales call Just oh good I'm looking at it looks like it's another phone call from Janet knives incorporated Oh, it's Cathedral of Hope again And he's like your separate life calling laugh calling to like, yeah, right. It's some phone number from Columbia. I'm not sure what they're trying to make us think, you know, because at this point, yeah, I think they're both just cheating on each other. Like how many giant weeks can you give in one scene, you know?

Also, by the way, I just want to say whoever was calling, Leanne, whatever telemarker that was, they really dodged a bullet because I feel like there could be nothing more terrifying than having been being like, hi, ma'am, did you know that you could get a higher credit rate, a higher interest rate on your credit card? Oh yeah, who says I won't that?

I mean, like, come into your house right there. I know where you are. You're in the middle of India. Orange, I'm gonna crawl right over there to India and I'm gonna to gut you. Rich thinks I'm having an affair with someone they'd scam likely. I can fairly see straight everyone let's be honest so much coffee I made not making sense. So then back to the office the Andrew's

uh damn uh mama D is yelling at androis you are chasing her around going you know that you don't do that i'll never see you together and then and then and then and then she's like fully mocking the androy

you're just chasing around like my name is the andra i think i'm a business woman but what i am is a party girl can't even do that because she walked away from society Because she thought she was too good for it, but guess what she's not too good for it She's about as good as a cracker barrel at this point, but she's lucky that she still have an entrain to society. I'm the andra Hey, danger knock knock Who's there? L22

Oh, L22 who? There's no one there. That's the point. Do you get it? Hey, Deandra knock knock. He's here mother Snow Snow here mother snow algae. Where is it when we go make this L22 already? Well, she can go around saying I have $200 in my bank account There's no one has a problem with that. She's like so what people can say I have 50 cents. I don't give a dog's rip 50 cents actually shows up and is like, uh, hi, I'm here See, I am friends with 50's aunt now. I don't give her dogs. We have what you think about that the andra

I think it is so sad. You had these women who can't be in a room together and just enjoy each other I'm like you haven't spoken to your daughter in months. What are you talking about? She's her relationship de-andres between she and Rich. You do not need to keep participating in this push, push, push, push, push, push. Okay, I'm like, I cannot believe D is team Leanne. This is hilarious. I was doing that out of care and concern and that's being twisted random. Chuck, well quit being concerned. Be concerned, but run this office. Be concerned about the fact that Amelia knows how to order stamps from the post office,

but you dumped my right Amelia. Amelia's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Amelia just like opens her hands and like to like 200 forever stamps fall out of them. She like drops the mic, but she's dropping the stamps. That's right. Drop the stamps. Drop the mic, but she's dropping the stamps. Boom. Drop the stamps. Drop the stamps, Amelia. Elvis stamps.

You see that? That's 200 American flags falling at your feet. And you don't even respect them. Well, maybe Mama's right. I wanted to be in the end of business, but maybe I should stay at the end of business. I was like, oh, okay. Well, because then D is like, Hey, D'Andra,

hey, dumb dumb. You ever think about this? Then maybe she not because you're so in her business, she may just get married now, just to prove a point to you. And D'Andra's like, yeah. And then they just cut to D and she just cocks her head. Like, that's right. I am right. And I will be taking back my company now. It's called season four, Mama D, okay? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins-c... Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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You don't even know what's about to happen. Yeah. Yeah. You're about to. So Stephanie is sister Tiffany is there and she's like, she's like Travis. What would the vagina and a twang? Travis is like, hey. She was in a small town in Oklahoma. Like, you never know it. Like, we have to give past the talks here.

They don't do that there. Tiffany's like, yeah, that's why we only got chickens. I was like, uh-huh, uh-huh, chickens. One time I wore her shirt and in school, she got so mad she peed in my shampoo. Yes, they talk about some far to some pee because you know, keep it in the family and all. And then she tells, uh, she tells... My hair has hepatitis. She tells her that what's his what's his best Travis is going to Harvard in May. He's going to

college. How come I never heard about this? Harvard is a tough school to get into. Yeah, he must be smarter than us. But here's the storyline like it's gonna be hard for me because like I have to stay on with the kids and like I don't know how to be single mom because like I don't know how to pay bills. Do you know how to pay bills? Yes, I have a job stupid. Okay, it's called auto draft When when people say they need to pay bills Do they are they actually like writing a check for something or they going to somebody and bill and paying them? Yeah, who's Bill? And why did he give blowtops to Mark Deber and the roundup? One time, one time I collect my toilet and I call my dad. He drove two and a half hours just on clogged it. We have like very different lives because like

I have handbags that cost more than her mortgage. I mean, she just work and I just wrecked. So it's totally different. Yeah, she they talk about how the dad is like always being called on clock towards it. It's like, yeah, it's kind of too much. Yeah, perhaps if he's driving to an hour's on clock or toilet, or you can just go to Walmart and get a plunger, you know, simple choices in life. And Stephanie's telling her, you know,

every when other people hurt, I hurt. And like everyone else is problem is my problem. I've got to stop being co-dependent. And Tiffany's like, yeah, I'm more like dad. All right, now which toilet is clogged? Okay. A lot of toilets in this house. Yeah, it's a lot of them.

Could you be more specific? Yeah, so then we go to Brandy and Brian and Bruin. They're at a restaurant and Brandy is like continuing this very uninteresting storyline about hiring a nanny. She's like, wow, now that I've a nanny, I feel what you've been aided. We're like much happier. My sex life is back.

I'm back to being brandy. All because I've got a nanny. It's really exciting and empowering. I'm back to being brandy, all because I've got an Annie is really exciting and empowering. I'm so brave. Yeah. Yeah. They're like toasting to having a nanny. Yeah, you finally did it, honey.

I can't believe you finally finally came through. They're going to write a movie about you one day. I know. The lady who hired an Annie. Wow. So it's pretty much a whisper scene and they just talk about, wow, we have a baby. And then of course it's randy. So it ends up with shit everywhere. Well, she's yeah, because, well, because basically Brian is like bouncing through and and brewing shits. And so of course the editors have this giant fart sound

in case we didn't believe it. And then he's like squishing the baby even though it just shats and now the shit like squeezes out of the diaper onto the clothes. Like, well that's good. And Brandy's like, you know, of course Brandy also is talking about Leanne. And she resents that Leanne said that that ruin came into their world to patch up their marriage essentially. And she's like, Leanne is 50 years old and has no family. And I think she's full of shitandra's 50 years old and has no family, and I think she's foolishly about the wedding. To me, it's just a really sad way to live your life.

I think that's brandy. That's all she's got is a people are older than her. I know, and also like, people are just so concerned about this wedding. I mean, at this point, I do agree, I do think that brand D is parading, just whatever Deandra's telling her at this point, but also Deandra's obsession with Leand's wedding.

It made me wonder if Deandra is not happy with where she is with Jeremy and she's just projecting onto Leand because this is like, Jeremy's obviously cheating. There's obviously something going on there that she's freaking out about and they're projecting. Randy just wants to yell at Leand

because she's used to it. And Leanne's not really giving them the opportunity. Now what they've done the whole season is just chip, chip, chip, chip away at Leanne and she's kept it in, she's kept it in, she's kept it in. But this is the episode, no one gets hurt physically, but she loses it this one, you know. And it's like, I guess you can only take so much,

but it's hard to be on Randy's side ever because she says shit like that. She's 50 years old and has no children and no husband. So sad. It must be frustrating, though, to be Brandy because season one, Brandy was the hero. She was the normal one and Leanne was full-hung crazy. You know, she'd walk into a scene with that crazy, you know, blushed on her cheeks and was like, your journey world, she was so sanctimonious. And we're like,

oh, this woman Leanne is crazy and awful. And then nothing really changed. But like, the audience was like, you know, I guess what if we like Leanne now? So for Brandi, it's probably like, wait a second. I was, I was your protagonist. Yeah. like sorry, we're fickle. Leanne's our favorite now, sorry. Yeah, sorry, Sucka. That must suck. Then over at Carrie and Mark's laser, vaginal rejuvenation laser, whatever. Carrie, Mark is freaking out.

And Carrie's like, I'll call us on the way, Mark. Okay, like that's the most important thing. He's like, you're not drinking. I, yeah, it's like it's like no not laughter. I mean, I love a good drink, but this is workmark This is work He's like has our stove top arrived yet that can cook at 5,000 degrees That's totally unnecessary to this laser of a giant aplasty location. No, okay And she's telling us he's freaking out because he hasn't been able to control every single little thing

in it and it's great. And then you see him walking to a room. He's like, there's no bar here yet. It's like a coming mark, okay? Let them do their job, okay? We're, Mark, just relax. We're going to round up all the stuff we need. We're just gonna round it all up.

Oh, I'm sorry. So Cameron shows up. Cameron looks looks like someone Like was eating dinner and they had a big pink napkin and they got to go to the bathroom and they sort of put the napkin Down on the table and Cameron crawled under the napkin cut a little hole in the top and just made it her dress Yeah, it's like a triangle, a pink glitter triangle. Yeah, big, big pink triangle that she's wearing. And I actually really liked it in a weird way. So camera just soul shaker.

It's a shame. Hello girl. Hey girl. What's going on girl? Hey girl. This is from Netaportay. This dress is from Netaportay, but I'm really into lately Yeah, I'm really into neta portay. I don't know what it means. I don't have spell it, but I think it's espagnola

So then Lee and she's up and she's like I'm you know I'm for I'm for beauty preservation if after I'm dead a 21 year old boy wants to open my coffin and have sex with my dead body, that's what I want to do. I want to have Necrofilia, but be on the other side of it. And then she sees Mark and he starts coming towards her. And she's like, knock on a lie, my heart is terrified. Hahaha. They were just fupas, but they work quite well. So meanwhile, Cameron, Cameron's still talking about her dress. She's like, yeah, it's from the, it's like, how's the hall of the hall of the hall of the hall of the hall of the hall of the

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Yeah, so Deandra comes in and she's like carry having her and business. I mean, it's like having her and business Okay, glad they included that And cameras like oh my god. Oh, I recognize that like Oh my god me too Obviously she's shopping at neta portay, which means she has more than 200 dollars That would wipe out her account That's what I call a neta portay humor I'm like what the fuck is neta portorte by the way I had to look it up and then I got bored and I stopped Look I like found like some basic Google results. I was like I can't

So then Brandy comes in she's like I brought you a gift. It's a wrap Thanks girl thanks girl Thanks girl Thanks girl Girl And then the end would be here at this free food and cocktails I'm like yeah, welcome to being a human beings our most basic survival instinct food If there's free food and cocktails you're gonna you bet I'm gonna be there Listen after half Brandy talked to me at no time

I'm not interested in talking to Brandy seen Brand, after half Brandy talked to me at no time, I'm not interested in talking to Brandy, seeing Brandy, smelling Brandy, touching Brandy, going roller skating with Brandy, feeling the wind on my face with Brandy. I'm like, okay, okay, wrap it up. She wants to go to back alley, though, guess what? I'm happy to throw down with her. That's for sure. And then I really all broke something down alley. All throws, we can go bowling down now

like you use a ball and knock down some cardboard boxes. It's the spines called bum bowling So yeah, so carry now makes a speech be like thank you all. Thank you for I don't remember I sort of didn't listen by misdemeanors like thank you all for coming to this vagina house It's sad and we got lasers make it make your vagina big just small it's good thanks everybody's like really hard work mean mark it's like gay vagina's laser ring okay everybody please don't fight at my party okay yeah that'd be great also I have issues with my father I'm still on the show yeah she like wedges in my father wishes I was a doctor but father. I'm still on the show. Yeah. She like wedges in. My father wishes I was a doctor,

but like instead I take care of the ginors and I'd like to think somewhere my dad is proud of me. I'm like, your dad's not dead. He's in femance while you stay in the house. I know, speak about wedges out. She fully is like, I'm just gonna wedge this little character development in here. I have nothing to do with anything,

but considering we're building an entire trip to Copenhagen around me trying to understand my dad, I guess I should somehow tie this in to my storyline, I guess. Yeah, I don't know, girl. Daddy issues. Good luck with your vagina. Okay, everybody have a drink. Yeah, so now Deandre and Leanne are making a small talk about this cooking class that's coming up.

And so they decide to move into one of the other rooms that way they can talk in a more quiet environment. So they get there, they sit down and lands, uh, lands saying like, I guess the other day I just was thrown for a loop that you would, you would just talk so much shit about my relationship while wearing a depression hat. Like, why would you do that? A depression hat, really? It's like, you know that your mom invited me over, right? She just, yeah, well, I went there on the phone. I went there when she was on the phone with you, but I hope you're there. What does that mean?

You know, it's like, well, you know, I just want to resolve it because it threw me for a loop and I would never say anything about your marriage, okay? I would support you no matter what, dandruff, okay? And I know that what Brandy said to me is exactly what I said to you, and I don't want her to have that information. Okay, it's like you and Brandi, not gonna long, okay? That is an issue separate from us. I'm like, no, it's not, because they're going to Brandi and telling her every little thing, so she can use it as a weapon against her.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I was also just thinking about the idea of Leanne getting thrown for a loop and just like physically imagining Leanne being thrown in a loop. Like, whoa! Oh, that was crazy. I was raised for this. This is my moment. If I'm being on the swings, but no swings. So then we cut to Mark and Cameron making small talk and she's like, mm-hmm, Nettaporte. And he's like, have you had a meatball? Meatballs are the best.

Meatballs are the best. You know what I love? Two. I only need two meatballs. I just like two balls right in my mouth. You know, they could be sauce, they could be not sauce. Just love that taste of just some just some nice fresh balls. Got a little bread sticks. Can't be like, hmm. It was like, this doesn't sound right. So there's some

smoothing and then we go back to the fight and Leanne's basely is doing the same thing saying like how she doesn't feel safe with Brandi having knowledge about her marriage or whatever and then Deandra is just starting, she's just going nuts. She's like, you are deflecting again. She's deflecting again. This is not about Brandi. It's not about Brandi. I'm like, Deandra, yeah, sure she is like not talking specifically about her and Rich, but the she's basically saying the reason why I'm not telling you about me and Rich is because you're too close with Brandi now and you get drunk with her and repeat things to her. So it's not a deflection.

It's an explanation. Yeah, it's literally a fight about Brandi, but then it's the same time. Leanne's like, she has not earned the right to that knowledge. I'm like, what do you pass up? She hasn't leveled up. She has not killed enough little monsters to get her experience points up. And so Brandy and Carrie are talking. Brandy's like, you should be so proud, like the way I'm proud of myself, for finally having the courage to get an Annie. And then she tells us, I can absolutely relate

to a being a woman in business. No, you can relate to being a woman who's walked into a business. Oh, the door opens, business hours. Well, all this talk about Nanny, I was secretly hoping Lisa Vanderpump would just like explode through the wall, but like, Nanny, K, is she? A friend dresser. Ha, he and my vagina is going to get toy. Hey, Mr. Shepiel. Okay. Uh, so then, uh, Cameron goes up to Brandy and is like, hey girl, I thought I think you were the

fun patrol the other night because you weren't having fun. And we see a flashback of Brandy fighting with Leanne and everything. And so Cameron is like, well, what basically, what were you fighting about with Leanne? So Brandy rehashes the whole thing. What happened when I came down the stairs Girl So then brandy was like, you know You know, I was like I had told

Read to my notes here because it gets like she said and he said that she said yes, you do it So I had lunch a few days earlier with the andra and from the talks we had I feel like that there's jealousy in their Relationship so I explained that Deandra is married and accomplished in successful And I think that might have hurt Leanne's feelings, but I was just trying to be honest with her because I care Yeah, and then she's like and then Leanne's response was the cut was to say that broom what we got brewing to save our marriage and they all look at her like Like Lee, I mean what do we say right? Yeah, cuz they're all shocked but camera's head You know how she does that tilt it like hits her shoulders like What they're not like wait a minute wait where we here again? Are we repeating last year? Families are not on the table. Okay, and Cameron's like, um, but wait, where did she say?

Because I just don't see the end doing the I know it's being Persevered Perseidor, Perseidor, NETA Porte. That is a NETA Porteist. I kind of like, I like how their immediate response is not like, oh my God, that's awful. They're all like, for a moment, they're all like,

we sort of thought that too about Brea. There was like a moment they're like, like, do we say that the thought had across our mind and they're like no no let's just let's be supportive that is so mean brandy that is so mean we can't yell at somebody for putting a band-aid on an open wound you know what I mean like good for you if you're trying to help your marriage have a baby why not who might have done so she's like we said we're not gonna hit below the belt and once again, she dead. Well, and it's like, yeah, she did.

It is Leanne, after all. That's what Leanne likes. She's like, I see a bill. I'm gonna go under it. Every belt is like a limbo stick to me. So, but the thing is that like, it's not like Brandy didn't also do inappropriate things. Like Brandy has branded it as being brutally honest, but like to be like your marriage is full of shit, your jealous of Deandra.

I guess that might not be as blow the belt as they make it. Bashing adopted baby, but it's still like. Yeah, it's a blow the belt for both of them. It's fine words. Leanne saying that and then Brandy is going around spreading that, you know, they're spreading around that rich and Leanne are probably cheating on each other. One or rich is cheating or whatever. They're both being assholes, but Brandy is just such a liar.

She lies every fucking time. She's like, oh my god, I can't believe she would say something like that. So then Leanne is still in the room with Deandra. And then Leanne brings out her big guns. I love when Leanne does But being a get sanctimonious is the best It's a critical and thank you money. It's like I said at the beginning here's the episode where you can't even choose a side because here They go they're all wrong So she's like it scares me when I see you bring her to an event like no time

That is like huge Evidence how could you bring her to know time? I mean, it's no time for crying out loud So I should not have brought her to no shot to no time That was probably bedtime and land But I had no idea if we would even she would even walk up to you at all I just thought we'd say hi, it's poor Eve, then everything would be great. I'm like, okay, you're full of shit too.

My God, you guys. Yes, Leon's like, listen, Deandra, may I call you that? Deandra, when you with her, all you want to do is drinkin', okay? And Deandra's like, what, her, drinking? She's like, listen, I'm not saying that I, that I chug a funnel from Brandy

because I may or may not have done that myself. Ooh, but listen, question. If you're at lunch and you're on a train going 25 miles per hour, going to above the, wait, hold on, let me restart. If you're at lunch and you're not going back to work, how much do you drink? And the end result like, well, I mean, if I'm not going back to work, how much do you drink and the entrance like well? I mean if I'm not going back to work. I mean, I will have a glass of wine. I'm maybe a bottle

Yeah, I literally said well or a bottle if I want to she's like I would never want to see you Where in public at an event when you know the event is over eight o'clock? So I have never done that Yes, but when I see you with okay, but here look, here's a menu in a restaurant, okay? You can choose a martini or a martini. What did you, you're not falling, that's it. No, yeah, it's, Dan was like, listen, I do not drink during work. Okay, I am a high functioning alcoholic, okay, and that means a lot to be, to be high functioning.

All right. Okay, now just because this becomes a fight, I just have to say what was actually said, because she said, I worry whenever you and Brandy are together, it's always about alcohol. And now of course she's holding a glass of champagne while she says this. And then she tells she goes, I know Brandy has stressed at home and she's escaping with alcohol. And I just don't want you to be the person that she's escaping through alcohol. We're gay. I don't want them. I don't want drunk,

filming and drunk Louise in a bottle of champagne driving into a bottle of grape juice. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Although maybe if drunk, if family and Louise were drunk, maybe they wouldn't have driven into that. you may have actually helped them so drink away. Yeah, she basically and because the Andrews like, are you saying I have a drinking problem? Well, I've got enough alcohol to put a little umbrella in your ear. So yeah, Liam says that the Andrews had drinking issues in the past. So, yeah, Leanne says that Deandra's had drinking issues in the past. But I will say this, as of up to this point, not necessarily saying next week, it changes

next week, but at this point she hasn't actually said you're an alcoholic. There is a very big difference between calling someone an alcoholic and saying you have a drinking problem. Drinking problem is like, guess what? You're being a lot of control. You got to rein it in. Alcoholic is like, you have a full-on, you have an control. You gotta reign it in. Alcohol, it cause like you have like a full on, you have an issue, you know.

You have like. She's saying you're drinking too much in public and it's embarrassing, but she did say that Brandy's escaping without alcohol. So, yeah. She is basically saying that. I mean, she words it in a way that she can get out of it later,

but then of course, Deandra is gonna take one, that one thing. And instead of saying, that is none of your business, and stop trying to pull it, stop trying to run around the pose. When you know that you're just mad at me and I'm gonna try and make me look like a drunk on TV is stupid. And because that's the real argument.

Well, I mean, the thing is this is not, I mean, I think maybe what Lian is trying to say and far be it for me to try to like, like, you know, to try to like give her the benefit of the doubt in this argument because it is kind of a stupid argument. But basically, I mean, brandy is not an alcoholic, but she's a party girl. She instead of a party girl, and Deandra is not a party girl like that. She's part of society. It's kind of like what you're saying. So now all of a sudden, Deandra is trying to be like Brandy and trying to hang with the

cool girls and be a party girl too. And Liam, I think it's kind of like that's just not who you are. And on top of that, it's not only is it not who you are, but you're telling your all my secrets. So I'm not into this. Yeah, and it's a low blow, especially because Leandro's dangerous history, which we find out now. It's like, oh, good.

Because Deandro's like, all right, I'm gonna shut down this argument. So listen, Leand, I am very calculated with what I drink. And my father was an alcoholic and shot himself in the head and killed himself while he was drunk. I mean, I'm just like sucks. Her lips where she's like, oh, but oh, just like that one.

Leanne is like mentally leafing through her like card catalog of carny stories like I got a phone something to tell that I know There's something in your songpepper shakers. No, no, okay When they try to have me bobbin for radios and stand apples and almost got a lick. No, no, no Let's see one of that that time I got that stuff alligator, but it turned out it's full of meth no no That time the bit bearded lady was really Louis Anderson. He tried to eat my hand off Like that time I went on those cars that go around a little circle and I was beep so hard that the ride fell over on it's sad No, no just trying to find all sorts of kernic dramas.

She got fun times. So the end of it's like, she was like, I don't want to talk about this anymore, and she's like, are you dismissing me? I'm like, I'm pretty sure you, and anyway, she hasn't drinking problem. It brought up, she brought up memories of her father who committed suicide, while he was drunk.

And she hasn't want to talk about it because they're at a polite society function. Yeah. And so I thought we were almost done with this conversation. Then you hit me with a new accusation. She's, it's not an accusation. OK. You just need to stand up and say,

hello, my name is Dan Drey. I'm a natural. That's all you need to do. OK. And then with impeccable timing, keep in mind, there are now they've gotten to such a dark territory where they have now entered the realm of Deandra's father blowing his brains out because he was drunk and Cameron walks and goes are you guys having your own party in here? That thing we're so good. Oh

How don't mind us we weren't talking about anything serious or sad. Oh God The time all the girls start coming in carry comes in and the end Wait, it's a ladies room. I'm not it's sitting. Oh, I'm not sitting. Oh I last just like crushing Fitter-Rim and they and cuz I did not say the ladies room like oh my god This is gonna blow up so bad. We weren't too many lines that have been crossed. It's a story.

Oh, yeah, like hundreds, everyone's crossing their lines. So now, basically everyone vacates, and now it's just Leanne and Cameron. And Cameron's like, hey, girl, now that I got you alone, let me be at the distributor for gossip, okay? So here's what everyone said. Brandy said, the you said, the Bruin was adopted,

just so that way they could save their marriage. And it's like, oh, okay, okay. You know what? I said, she wouldn't like it if I said that. Just like, I don't like it when she says that rich and I have separate lives. Let's see what I'm saying in and Cameron's like, oh my God. Girl.

Girl. And the end tells us I am so sick of people twisting words because it's not a twisting words is making up words that we're never saying. Like, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah that were never said like hmm Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, you never said the words, but come on Come on, well, there is a little bit of a difference actually I mean there is but there is an origin say well she did say you have a problem with alcohol and every time You're with that girl you're trying and I'm worried that everybody ran tasking to say you're drunk because you're showing up I've a word run so she is I mean she is saying that she didn't say you're drunk because you're showing up over where drunk. So she is, I mean, she is saying that. She didn't say you're an alcoholic, which, of course,

Sandra totally does take and twist again. No, but the time to get Brandy's stuff. And just the Brandy stuff with like the baby. She didn't say that, though, to Brandy. She was like, well, yeah, what if I went around saying that your baby's just abandoned for your marriage? But I am saying your baby's just abandoned for her. Yeah.

It's one of those things where she's like both. She's on the one hand her point does remain Which is like what if I said something that was really below the belt to you you wouldn't like that and you that's what you Just did to me step point is a good point, but then the same time she is also Seeing something without saying it which is also like It's kind of hilarious. Yeah But then it gets a real dark real fast. So then let's see so Cameron so Cameron thinks like she's pink detective this and she's like I Caught into the bottom of this girl

So then Lee is like well, I got to clear it up because now Stephanie has heard that and now she believes it and Carrie has heard it and she believes it What's that gay guy's name out there? Mark is heard it Everybody believes it now I'm surprised that mark hasn't told half the people in the office. I guess just got those meatballs in this mouth, you know So Brandy, Steph and Deandra are now in a room with Joyce Joyce their silent friend And they're talking about everything in DeAndre. He was like, well, basically,

they just called me an alcoholic. And it's like really hard because my issues with my father, you know, my father, he killed himself. And then it gets really sad. You know, she's telling us a whole story about how he called her when he was drunk and then three hours later, he shot himself. And, you know, she's, you know, crying you know crying it's sad. Yeah she's like

what first she went she said I had two hundred dollars and then she went after my day to head I'm like wait what how are those two things connected oh my god like this it's my brain started like exploding because in Brad he's like yeah that's thean for you. My god, come on now. So then Stephanie's like, no, nobody thinks that, Tandra, nobody thinks that, nobody, nobody, nobody thinks that, Tandra. Oh, she's so funny. Do you know how to unclog a toilet by any chance?

Is this bad time to ask that question? Tiffany's like, here I am, see? So, here he comes, then she's check, what's up, you guys? What is up over here? And Stephanie's like, my God, well, apparently the aunt said that she's an alcoholic. And then Carrie goes, what, what are you talking about?

Did she actually say that, and Dandercas? Yeah, she's under, Dandercas is like, yes, she's standing on my couch. Did she actually say alcoholic? Did she say that or not? So Carol's got her finger on the pulse because she's right what she's saying here and then she cats She catches the and because she is now well I said it to her because I said are you calling me an alcoholic and she said you're drinking too much Which is different but everybody just ignores that yeah exactly and brand is like mystery loves company I'm like well that makes sense as to why you're all here.

Because you're all miserable right now. You're all miserable and you're all dragging each other down. Yeah. Also, it explains that scene with Brian earlier. Geez. Ooh. Perfect. So now, so now the women all gather in the main area again, and now they're all, they're all talking and Leanne's trying to clear it up.

She's like, you know what, Brandy? I think you and I need to sit down and talk about all the stuff between us because basically, you know what I was saying? It wasn't an accusation. I was saying, how would you feel if you realized your marriage was so empty at its core that the only way you could fix it

was to adopt a baby is not even yours, but your hope and desperately don't fix everything. You know, it probably won't. How would you feel if I said that? Yeah. And then it's a total mental gymnastics on both of their part, right? So Brandy's like, but there's a difference in me telling you that you're unhappy. That is my opinion but then you're during an accusation of me being unhappy is

I speak opinions you speak accusations you just said the same things you're saying she's unhappy in her marriage and she's saying you're an happy in yours like what's the difference so then Brandy goes like so they're at like a stalem. So Brandy tries to do one of her patented techniques. She just stares at Leanne, like, stare, stare, stare. And really, I'm like, you can dim it down all you want. It's not gonna change, okay? I'm not gonna get ugly or break your glass

and carry this, yeah, that would be great, okay? That would be great if no one broke a glass because like, this is a place of business, okay? And then Brandy goes yeah, but here's the difference. I'm coming from a positive place and the else coming from a hurtful negative place like I just want to help Leon, okay? I just care. These two are meant for each other. That's the sad thing they're meant for each other. So they decide that they're not gonna fight and Brandy's like I said it before you can't teach an old bitch new tricks, which again Brandy all you've got is that you're what? I don't think I don't think Brandy is blameless. I know she's plungerless Because she didn't fix my toilet But she basically is like when your friends with one of them you can't you can only see one side But when your friends opposed to them you can see both sides

So she is a little obvious with her tactics. Nobody believed Brandy when she said it like nobody outright believed her Carrie was like what Cameron went straight to the end and Stephanie was like No one was really like how dare see Yeah, I know in the car Brandi's tactics are totally obvious. She's like the end is just so jealous And like I was so excited about the positive changes in her life and the Zen persona she's bidding on. Yeah, but no, she is, yeah, which is total bullshit. Like she really, like she was really excited for those changes. No, no, no, no, but so she says she thinks it's an act and she's like, you know, and staff, I've been nothing but positive and supportive of Yarl's relationship, your new friendship, even though I just like stare hateful eyes at you every time you look at Leigh-Anne. But what's like, what more, like, what better way to get me than to pretend to pretend to be friends with you, am I right? And

Stephanie is like, eh, eh, wait. Wait. Um, so, I'm not good enough to be friends with someone and that's, they're trying to hurt your feelings. So that kind of like hurts my feelings. So, I like, as you go, but I don't want to be like, sort of like, you're making it like, that's like a really mean thing to say, Brandi. And like, what are you doing? Like, throwing our friendship down the toilet, speaking of which, um, Tiffany pops up on the way back.

So I'm so, so she's like, I don't want to be used to either, Brandi, like that I don't want to be used to either Brandi. Like that makes me nervous. Gotta be honest, Brandi. And Brandi goes, it's smoking mirrors. Like what? Why are we smoking mirrors? See, this is why I love the show right now, this season. Because, you know, obviously, Leanne is using Stephanie, but also obviously Brandy is using Deandra, and there's this great parplay happening, and weirdly, Deandra is using Brandy too. So watching these dynamics shift, and as they try to jockey for position, that's what's so thrilling about this season, and that's what we always love about these shows. On Orange County, for example,

which has gotten a lot of flack, there is no jockeying for position. Gina and Emily are just trying to be accepted. But there's no, you know, there's a minor rumblings with Tamra and Shannon, but like, there's no like weird dynamics that are getting warped and twisted around. And it's happening here. And as I said a few weeks ago,

I have my whole sidekick at Master Theory, which is that when a sidekick grows independent of a master, all sorts of shit happens, and we have that happening two fold here. You have Stephanie growing independent of Brandi, and you have Deander growing independent of Leanne, although someone made the argument that Deander is the master and Leanne is the sidekick. Either way, the dynamics are getting messed up, that's making for great television. Well, it's double because Leanne de Andro was the original master off camera

And who brought Leanne and then Leanne was the master on this show because she was the one who got her on a TV show now it's like switching back Exactly, so it's it's it's really it's it's fascinating I love the light the light is very pretty layers. Oh my god Well that brings us to another ending of another episode of real housewives of Dallas to get your tickets for Seattle and Nashville in November and December respectively go to our calendar and find some calendar ticket links over at watch at crappens.com. That's also where you'll find t-shirt links for Yeah, and that is that everybody. We will be back tomorrow with little shawls of certain certs. Yeah, we love you. By the way, by the way, with the

Shaws of Sunset thing, if you're wondering like, oh, why don't you guys recover last week's episode? We actually covered it briefly in the marriage medicine episode on Monday. Some people may have missed that because they thought it was only marriage medicine. So if you're really yearning for to hear us talk about Mike being an asshole in Vegas, it's on our marriage medicine episode. And until next time, don't forget, Nettaportay.

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