Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Memphis Door Belle

Episode Date: September 13, 2017

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Memphis. That's fun. Yeah. The housewives packing. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, pause music pause. It's like that game of win the cake at church. What do I keep talking about church? You guys, I think I'm ready to go back to church. I've talked about the Bible in every episode for like three weeks. Yeah. I think it's a sign. I mean, well, yeah, it's definitely a, it's a sign from upon high. Music time. I'm speaking back in touch with, with your spirituality. Well, that's why I got invented bake sales or like musical musical chairs, bake, whatever a tray.

You can win a cake, okay? I'm going back to church. It's the only place you win a cake is what I'm saying. Mmm, sounds good. So done. Done. What do you do? What do you even pack for Memphis?

Mark's like, I don't know, Elvis, paraphernalia, country music. Like you live in Texas. Where are you acting like? It's so hickish In Memphis I know You were wearing like a tweed blazer last week. Yeah Who's I hit like where you could show up like in a jumpsuit like a white jump like rhinestone jumpsuit? So so we finally land on Brandy packing,

and her daughters are just like crying and screaming and jumping all over the place. I'm starting to get the vibe that our kids are out of control. Is it just me, the vibe? I don't wanna come on too harsh because people get mad when we talk about how other people's children turn out,

but at the same time, I think it's fair to say things like, those kids seem like they're out of control. Well, my notes say Brandy's kids, fuckers being fuckers. So there you go. Just screaming and crying and jumping around. I mean, I'm just still traumatized from last week when Brandy was on the phone and they were jumping on her back.

Oh my god, they're just sobbing and running around being little terrorists. As a great late Bernie Mac once said, America, beat your children. It's like one of my favorite. That's great. It's great. One of my favorite Bernie quotes. I love that guy.

So she's like, we're heading to Memphis tomorrow to visit to visit my grandpa who had a stroke life is precious I hope they don't act so crazy he has another one yeah whatever he stroked out guy once a couple of juniors running around screaming like little fuckers some Wolverines so then we go over to Deandra and Jeremy and they're at home and he's just gone back from doing a lecture about Being a photojournalist and you know, she is based basically she's like a lot a lot of women go to his lectures And I'm always on his Facebook message make sure no one gets up in those DMs, but I can assure you

It's all very boring stuff. I'm like she's terrifying See as did you notice how she was looking at him during the scene? She's sitting on the edge of the bed just looking at him like, um, lecture, huh? But she was being nice, you know, and then her talking head thing was nice. But also I noticed that he said, uh, hey baby girl, gross, hate that. Yeah. Uh, you know, the lecture went great. I just opened it up to questions this time and that way you're engaged in the audience. So you were too lazy to write a lecture. That was just saying Jeremy. She's like that's called a Q&A not a lecture. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me, Jeremy. She's like so when you said you were working on your lecture the other night you

weren't working on a lecture. What were you doing? I will be in Facebook. I will be. Check in your tinder sir. But the big news here is that Keaton, Jeremy's son, feels like he doesn't fit in in Dallas and he wants to leave. Maybe they were expecting him to spell his name with an O instead of an I, but who knows. And she's so mad because this was her chance to like stepmother. Yeah. And that kid's already like fah you, which you know, it takes a long time to learn how to be like Fuck you mom on my own person. Yeah, he's doing it like in the first couple of weeks So she's really pissed yeah, and he's also like the most polite fuck you mother person of all time

He's like, I don't think I fit in here But but she's just like going off on he didn't like how he's because he came here from South Carolina Where he dropped out of school and he came here to start a new life and got into college and everything and she was like I thought that we would be that we would motivate him I thought he'd be motivated by seeing like the two of us together are both two go getters And like we're gonna just like show him like what you could do with life and all those exciting things I'm like if you're 21 and you're a slacker the last thing you want to be around are two like hyper motivated people You scared him off

Especially I've been saddled him with all his e-bay selling. Yeah, but she's calling it so right. I mean, I'm reading different, you know, very intense opinions on L internet as that's what the internet is for. But some people are like fuck her, she's too mean that's not her place is blah, blah, blah. But yes, it is.

And this kid has never been told obviously like how to behave he left his other house because he's the prince and he doesn't want to get a job he's driving a fucking Dodge Charter or whatever muscle car muscle car yeah my muscle car theory returns if you drive a muscle car you're an asshole sorry yes especially when you're like a scrawny asshole you don't get to drive a muscle car and then you don't get to just fucking do nothing he's like I I'm gonna move in with my loaded stepmom and my dad and just lay around all day. No, sir, you do not get to do that. Get your fucking job. Yeah. And I like when she's

like, and wait, because this is so Texan mothering too. This is how you get mothered in Texas. Like, when I talk to him, he's a fake zombie, back-uuous empty stare. It's just like this entitlement. He's just sitting there crying like a baby who didn't get his way after two goddamn months. Like, yes, girl, that is not this like hippie kind of mothering where it's like, how do you feel? No, you better tell him he is cut off.

He is not getting any money, he won't ever pack one of my expensive dresses again. But by the way, good luck having that relationship with your stepson now that you've called him. Nothing you said he has a zombie, vacuous, empty stare and his full entitlement on TV. He does. Well he does. Well he does. No he's like the exact stereotype of a millennial, right? So that's on him now. Sorry, buddy. Buddy, we're all reading. Also, you can tell his mom is crazy, like his birth mom, that Jeremy divorced because he knows how to deal, like with a really yelling naggy mom, because he just knows the right things to say. It's like a politician when

he gets in trouble. He's like, well, everyone feels their own way mother oh good don't try and play Kate me you little fucker the point is you could have gotten out the drive vacuum and done something by the way I just want to give a shout out to one of our listeners who points it out that Jeremy sort of looks like a hot Al Gore so yes we that's been noted way hotter I mean if that guy was getting professional massages the massage therapists would naturally just start writing him like a horse he wouldn't have to like trying like assault them you know so roaster gross al Gore

so now uh... now are in Memphis and all and the women carry sefany and brandy and the two little girls they're in the hotel oh oh and it's also Brandy's mom. They're in the hotel and there's like ducks in the hotel and that's fun. And then they go up to their room and then the room's really nice and then I think Stephanie makes a joke like, I want to sort of sexual favors, we have to trade to get this room, and then Carrie's like, huh, well I'm looking at this trip is like three days off because it is every day

with Mark every single day. I mean, some weeks it's like only four times and some weeks it's just like 10 times. It's just like, sex, sex, sex, sex. Ew. Ew. I don't care, that's gross. Like I'm glad you're having sex with your husband,

but gross. If it's true, I don't care. And if it's Like, I'm glad you're having sex with your husband, but gross. If it's true, I don't care. And if it's false, well, then something seems sad here. But that's sad, yeah. And Brandy's like, well, I'm just gonna give him a handi. And it's just like, no. Like, I have a pool in my living room. No, I could just do whatever I want right now.

Well, I like what the fuck, Brandy's like, don't scare the ducks, kids. And it's I want right now. Well, I like what the Dutch brand, he's like, don't scare the Dutch kids. And it's like just a shot of Brooklyn like eating a duck like this. Mm. I was like, I know they cut that out. There's gotta be a scene of Brooklyn just standing over this duck with his neck, eating out.

And then it's on the counter-face. And then Anne from New Zealand runs and he's like, no, not the Dutch. No. Madera. and Anne from New Zealand runs and he's like, no, not the ducks, no. Mada ra! So they start popping champagne and poor Carrie, you know Carrie, you know, a beautiful woman, but she has now, her eyebrows have gotten so raised up,

they're, she's starting to take on the shape of a cling on. They are literally making a V in her brow. And when that pop, when that champagne cork pops off it's like, what is how carry you need to like you need to bring it down like let's add some like little weights on strings there because it was your husband did too much there too much. Yeah there is such a thing is just getting too much free shit like if you marry a dude who works at an auto zone it doesn't mean you need like 23 of those like Christmas tree smelling things hanging all over the side of your car.

We get it. You get it for free. You're still beautiful, but just like the eyebrow needs to come down a little bit, just a little bit, because it's getting too high and it's in the danger zone of looking crazy. It's not quite there yet, but like this is a preventative tip. We're saying, just hold the line there with the eyebrow. Yeah, she's got 19 of those big, gold,

hold, or clip-ons to air-conditioning vents. It's like, you're not helping anybody, okay? Stop taking free shit from the AutoZone carry. So we learned that there's an ulterior motive with this trip for Brandy to see her grandpa, which is that since Brandy got back in touch with her grandfather last season, her grandmother, who is the one who basically erased to use Tamer's parlance, erased the grandfather out of their lives, she's now pissed, and now she has stopped talking to Brandy and Brandy's

mom. And Brandy is like, I'm like, you know, this sounds familiar, Brandy. It almost sounds like something you did at the beginning of the season. And I thought I was so smart, but then she makes that point later on. Yeah, it was sort of the erasal thing again. Yeah, but clearly they have a family pattern of not being able to handle things. And this grandma's got to get over it. I'm sorry. You only have a few years left. Like, enjoy your family. Don't be so close. That's a huge, but that's a huge betrayal, you know?

When someone leaves you and they're cheating with somebody else and they fuck up the whole family and then, you know, you're just like, okay, well, I forgive them. It's like, well, I was the one who got left. I mean, I get that side because it's happened a little bit in my family a couple of times, but yeah, at the same time, the thing that bugged me about it was Brandy later. She's like, well, I didn't really make an effort to visit her after she cut me off. Like, even if she's being extreme, you shouldn't be waiting until there's cameras with you to

show up at a door in the middle of the night. Like, she should have been trying before, you know, what she admits later. Yeah, I sort of sad. It's sad, but it's like, I feel like this lady also has to get over. It's been like 30 something years. I'm sorry. I mean, she's probably still in love with the guy. That's, that's what it comes down to.

Brandy has this habit of bringing the most serious, awful shit onto the cameras that people are like, this is our real life. I know it's a reality show, but the actual problems in our merits that you feel ignored, why don't we talk about that maybe off camera? Why are you embarrassing me in a taco shop? This is the same way. What do you think your Mimaw is going to do when you show up with the camera crew in the middle of the night, just knocking randomly.

She's not gonna answer the door, like give her time to put on her wig. Ha ha ha ha ha. Give her some notice, Brandi. So, then we go over to Cameron's house. And she has this like, this poster board, this like silly poster board for her pink dog food that she's be presenting to court at his office and she's talking to her kids. She's like, Mommy is on her way to show daddy about Mommy's dog food line and they're like, bitch, can you just get out of this kitchen already? The you guys want pink dog food? Her kid goes, no, I like brown. She goes, why do you like brown? Why do you want pink poop? Why do you like brown? Why do you want pink poop? And I thought you know what, that's a very good observation. Brat child. It really is. It really is. Also, I'd like to point out that Hilton's little coloring book

is more convincing than Cameron's visual presentation. Yeah, it's like a science fair project. So, so it's a 20 billion dollar industry and if I can get a sliver of that then all own him instead of him owning me. Now am I stupid or is he? Hmm. You know you are. So she goes to her husband's office and she drops the car off at the valley and I love them when she dropped off at the valley because she just goes, thank you. So far. Thank you. So Quartz like and also I buy every time she says his name.

She's not Quartz. Like she goes, I play the dumb blonde card because that gives him the power and if he has the power he thinks he's in control. I'm like, yeah, that's the way power works. If you've given the power, he's in control. Jokes on him. And she comes in trying to like win points like a woman wins points with other people. Like she's like, look at my pink suit

I haven't worn this since two years out of college Your husband doesn't care The rest of the women watching this to because that is damn enviable woman. Yes everyone the rest of women hate her probably So it's not about facts and figures courts. Okay It's not about facts and figures courts. Okay. It's not about facts and figures. She's got a star diamond magic wand and a poster board She goes he always he's always like always looking at me with this blank like are you serious? What plan are you from, face? And if he gives me that blank stare,

that means I'm doing well. Challenge accepted. Just like when I act really stupid and make it not serious at all, that's how I get him. Like that is so sad that you have to act like an idiot blow up doll to get money from your husband.

Yeah. Because this is my business plan. He's like, that's a cardboard poster. Because she lifts a little flap because he said, is this real business? Have you even talked to anybody? She is, I called a lot of people. Okay. Quartz.

Most of them, yes, they hung up on me. But when person said yes, okay, and here is the price. And she lifts this little flap with her kid's magic wand, and it's $100,000. And she's like, this is $10 with lots of zeros in a period. And he's like, you need to take off a zero. And she's well, guess what jokes on him because that's like taking off zero money because zero is zero. You're winning Cameron. Oh, my goodness. I, I actually really hope this pink dog food comes to fruition because now it is, it is.

Yeah, the someone posted it the other day, it's only got little pink bits in it, which guess what? So does like Purina, everything else, little pink bits in it. It's mixed with brown and it's super expensive. Oh my god. And court tells her, look, if you want to take this from blonde business to real business, give me a call. And she goes, blonde business, Israel business. I didn't know who signed to be on at that point, because I was like, you know, that was so patronized at what he just said. But then she said that and I was like, mm, maybe he has a point.

I don't know, I don't know where I stand on it. You know, if you marry a person who's missing a leg, it's your duty to always be there with the crutch, you know? You can't like complain suddenly that they don't have a leg. Like you're deciding to support somebody. So he can't be like suddenly mad that she's showing up with a glitter wand. And he's like, okay, I support you.

You'll get my money. Let's just talk about how much it's going to be. Exactly. This is what he signed up for. And he's probably, by the way, spent more money on more trivial things. He's probably spent $200,000 on a tire. I mean, his name is court. His name is court. His name is court. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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He's standing for him. He's like the family's the bachelor. So I'm so happy that rose. So then we go to the grandpa's house, just like cousins and children and children of cousins and cousins of children. And it's just all like people climbing all over couches and people holding babies and people digging into cast roles and

pouring drinks into glasses. That was like walking into a nun or like one of those places that people drop off their babies. Yeah. Like in adoption center everybody's handed a baby the second they want to like literally all the three women like the three housewives who walked in, by the end of the scene they were all holding a baby and feeding the baby. And you could see Carrie was like, um, what am I supposed to do with this? I feel strange without my pasta faucet. She's like, I started holding my baby last year.

So I don't even know who this is or what it is. I still think my daughter likes vanilla cake. So we're working on things. So Brandy and Stephanie are holding babies and Brandy's like, do you want a baby brother Brooklyn? No, but don't you like babies? Okay, you can have one. Okay, Brooklyn. So this means you won't scream and cry and your little toy crib anymore. Please, please don't stop. That is my favorite screenshot of the show. And Stephanie's like, I'll do it if you do it. So they decide they're going to get pregnant at the exact same time. And Gary's just like, I feel like I should have FOMO right now, but I'm holding this random baby.

And I think I never want to do this again. Have fun with your twin babies. It's like the only people more codependent are me and Mark. Okay, like what do you just call each other? Like go fuck your husband right now. So we can get pregnant at the same time. I'm gonna walk. So then it's like cheers to grandpa, cheers to the Griffin family. You know, there's like say something.

Yeah, and I'm sorry that I keep yawning on and on that. It's fine. This, I know it's a shock, but this grandpa, okay, guys, do they have Netflix health movies? I never want to blame anybody for their health problems. And that is not what I'm doing. So don't take it that way. But she goes, how are you feeling, grandpa?

And he's like, good, you just take your medicine. They're making huge racks of ribs on the grill. You know you can't be eating like that when you're having strokes, right? Now listen, I'm a hypocrite. I will be having a stroke at some point in my life. We all know it. A stroke or a heart attack.

We all know it's coming at some point for me. No one will be surprised. I've had three during this episode. That just, you know, maybe it's time to lay off the ribs. Yeah. So it's a good point. It's advice. I think it's a well observed, Ronnie.

That's what this podcast is for. It's for education and public service announcements. Lay off the ribs when you are stroke prone. Yeah, guys, this is a how to podcast for pop-offs. So cheers to all of them. It's like, yay, cheers, cheers, cheers. So now it's the next morning. Steph has beer shits, which I thought was really funny.

She's like, oh my stomach, it's so upset. When I drink, I'm like, yes, I've been there. It's called beer shits. Habits me every time, it's the worst. You can't just eat and not, you can't just drink and never eat. Like that really does rip you up. Yeah. And curious like she needs us.

So work it out. So they get in the car. They get in the car. It's like this huge car with all the family and the 10th man eating everything. Yeah. And she's like, guys, we're going to do something that I used to do all the time when I was younger. It involves polls and cats. What are you going to be beating a cat with a poll? As the select stripper cats. Are we just going to be getting a scratching pose for cats?

Brandy's going to be doing stripper moves on a scratching pose just to get their kids kicked out of the next school. Like every season she'll do some stripper team. So in fact what they're going to do is they're going to go cat fishing, which is basically when you go fishing for catfish. So there it goes. Oh my god. Seriously cat fishing.

This is fishing for catfish not cats right and even she knew that was just a thorough way because she couldn't give it her usual zest she just kind of rolled her eyes at the camera like look these don't these don't just come out of nowhere okay this is work she's like I already held a random baby okay what else do you want for me I held a baby a baby stranger a baby, a baby stranger. So they're putting on, they're all given like worms to use his bait and stuff. He's like, I can't, I can't, I can't, she can't like touch it. She doesn't, apparently she doesn't even touch salmon when she cooks it.

She finds it so disgusting. It's like, oh my god, worms, I can't, I can't, it stresses me out. You're killing him, you're killing him, you're killing the worms. Oh. And she goes, I don't like killing things. It seems like you're going to go to hell. I mean, it doesn't seem like something Jesus would like. You know that Jesus had 12 disciples and like 90%

of them were fishermen, right? You live in Texas where I feel like someone's getting zapped on a electric chair every day. I think Jesus will forgive the worms. Yeah, but that bullhead we have in our house, because you know they've got to have some kind of fur or some kind of animal hanging somewhere they own. I like to think the worms are moving on to a better place. I think if it's a Hindu thing, then the worms are being

reincarnated or me and that's Buddhist, they're being reincarnated to some, they've moved upwards in life. And if they are going to worm heaven, then I think worm heaven's probably better than being in the bucket, waiting to be thrown to a catfish. Yeah. And she's like, there was never a catfish fishing barbie. Because barbie doesn't do that She moves into plastic crazy Malibu house her husband buys without her permission and she dresses really well as revenge I did like when Stephanie got him she did catch a catfish So now Leon and Rich

So now, Liam and Rich. Liam sitting at her bathroom, like at her vanity, and the lights just on her face. She has this look on her face, like, they all never leave me home from a trip again. I thought she was gonna put like a stuffed catfish and start doing voodoo on it, like poke it with pins. So I got this little ginger doll, and I'm poking it till it dies.

I'm gonna it till it died I'm gonna sandpaper this stuff catfish. We'll see who gets out of this triple-oven Holy holy hobby holy headless Take those bitches and have some fun. I'm gonna have some fun right here So she's like I'm hurt by the fact that Brandy didn't ask me to go. And then she didn't call me to tell me she was taking them. I thought we built a bond. Fine, take those bitches. We'll have a stroke party here.

Rich, get in here. You know, Brandy, I saw a tweet that brandy posted where she was basically like yeah lian was it was like this close to being fired and uh... because no one wants to film with her and then i was the one who went and film with her and i was one basic state for job so there that's the t i'm like listen brandy no offense but uh... lian kind of is this show like the only reason why you guys got a second season is because of Leanne. Yeah, this is not the fishing trip.

The winning this show over, okay? It's definitely the other trip or the other girls might out with the bitchy ladies mocking you guys. Yeah, like as thrilling as it is to watch you like wait into some water and be like, it's honestly not why we're watching the show. Yeah, the only gifts I ever see of the show are Leanne Giff's. Yes. And the only time I see people saying fire that bitch is Brandy.

And I actually like Brandy. I don't want her to get fired. Brandy is funny, but she's also kind of like. That's why I kid her a CS. And it was also extremely fucked up that you just used her, whether or not you were real life friends or not, that you just used her whether or not you were real life friends or not That you just used her until you got Stephanie back and then not only cut her off But like did a whole thing without even telling her that's fucked up

That is shit And you know that that's separating filming and doing all that other shit It was shitty of you, you know and you are gonna get what you deserve young lady And by the way, and by the way you. If the producers were in your saying, yeah, she's about to get fired unless you film with her, they're tricking you. They tricked you to set up this entire storyline. Sorry, that's how it works.

There wouldn't be, this show wouldn't have gotten picked up, had someone not beaten the shit out of a trolley. Okay. Yeah. So anyway, so Rich comes into Leanne's voodoo room and he like, they're gonna go out They're gonna have to dinner or something like that and he's like hold on. Let me just time my shoe And he does this whole thing like he's gonna like pretend to propose to her and she's like oh rich rich

That is rich rich Raw ten rich raw ten rich. I'm gonna say I'm paper your eye patch later rich, rotten rich. I'm gonna sandpaper your eye patch later. That was on Guilovim. I like that he's joking about it. I know. But who wants to be proposed to in a closet? It's happened many times before.

So, um, well, gay marriage became legal. We were like, hey, let's get married in a closet together. No one will ever have to know until, you know, the Willows Red. So now we go over to Memphis. It's like, not life in Memphis. And Dallas not life. So obviously we're gonna be cutting back and forth between the two groups of women.

And the Dallas group is of course, Deandra, Cameron, and Leanne. And then the Memphis people and Memphis people. So the Dallas ladies get together and Cameron, they're looking at this menu at this place. And Cameron's like, it says wild boar. What's the difference between wild and regular? And then I wanted to laugh and make fun of her,

but then I sort of thought about it. It's like, why don't we have regular boar? You know, the Moroccan restaurant I used to work at, we served wild boar as a special one night and someone asked me that and I was like, it's literally a wild boar. He saw a boar, he shot it, and he brought it in. And I saw him doing it, like cleaning up the wild boar. Right, I like to know if that's legal to do, but he sure as shit did it. But I feel like it's like our Chalancey Bass situation

where it's actually called a, is that it was a toothfish? It's like a toothfish or a softfish or something like that, but it's been rebranded as Chalancey Bass. So you know, like I'm sure there are a lot of wild boars that are just like regular boars and pens. I'm sure. Yeah. I believe it. That's what I'm gonna get to the bottom of.

And well, she explains it. She's like, well, one boar, the wild boar, got out of the cage and hold ass. And the other boar was like, I like my cage. Okay. That's different. It sounds like she's joking, but this woman grew up in a carnival, okay? She's seen boars escape. She has.

And so when the waiter comes over and asks what camera wants, she's like so proud of herself. She goes, I want the wild boar. One day at a time, sister living on the edge. And Liam's like, I have a woman, Creshon Cam is not sexual. I just want to Sean Cameran because you're a charity broker and she's richer than fuck. Yeah. She's like, I just want to ride her. You, you, you, you, you, you, like a big old wild boar. Not that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just gotta say, I fucking love you. Now, what percentage you give away to charity every year and where are those streams leading? What river is that stream leading

and how can I convince you to come to River Lockin? Lake Lockin. Lake Lockin. Are we in the Panama Canal because I want your boat in my lockin? Now, are you gonna be a regular Cameron? Or a wild Cameron? Or a Kurt Cameron get it

Not him though because he real if you seen those movies he made Not good not good now worth it worth it the lock and seal approval So she's giving the the andro shit to you. She's like well This one's a foodie or like we'd like to call it Oh snob and deandre's like um I have my very thick glasses on mother So I will not be taught to you like this. She's like sorry I'm surprised. Sorry. I'm surprised that G Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm surprised D did not come running and be like that is my daughter

You are talking to and the only one who's allowed to say those things to her is me. Okay, perfect. Damn, just getting a bad service and she's like, listen, I will put this on the company credit card, sir. You're showing, kid. That waiter was flipping the hair and giving me a whole lot of, okay, whatever, I will flip, I will not accept it. Wait, if you want your waterfield, here's what you're going to do.

You're going to say, I'm going to get that done on the company credit card, and you'll get your waterfield right away. It's over in Memphis. Brandy is talking about how she won't bring Leanne around her family because her girls are scared of Leanne. They're actively scared of her, so Brandy makes Leanne sit out in the car, et cetera. Oh, good. Funny.

No, you say what you're going to say. No, no, you say you say. I didn't mean it in a while. I was just going to say that it's funny that she's talking about it in Memphis, because they're talking about it in Dallas, too. Yeah, and she actually makes a very light attempt. Stephanie's like, so I got to ask, why isn't Leanne

here? Not complaining really, just asking. Well, our relationship is a work in progress. And I will have her around my family because the girls are afraid of her, because they remember mom crying. And they remember what that was like. Well, really, because they still hugged their father. And it was pretty much the reason you were crying the entire season. And that's true. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy that she also looped in the girls

about Leanne. You know, that's a little crazy. Yeah, that's shitty. Yeah. So Cameron is like, she's like, so Leanne. So I heard that, so I, so I'm caught up in my own camera and hole. So, so I heard that Brande Brande's husband doesn't like it when you come to the house and you're not allowed in the house and you're like they hate you and they're scared of you.

She's like, huh? That never happened. Well that's funny because I just picked her up the other day. She goes, well, you can pick her up in the driveway, but not in the house. She goes, well, next time I know, next time she throws a party, I'll say, sorry, I can't come to your new year's party because I'm banned. It's like you are not waiting till new years. Yeah. Her ass is gonna show. Next time Brandy comes home, Leanne's gonna be sitting in the living room

with kids on her lap. Like, you cold. Like holding a knife to their throat. It's like a sandpaper machine this turned on. I'm like, did you have something to say Brandy? Cause I'm about to redo the Brooklyn Bridge. I liked how Deandra was so annoyed by all this. Because you know Deandra does not care for Brandon at all and she's like well you should be happy. You

don't have to drive past 6.35 anymore. I just can't figure that girl out. I mean hello. Are you there? I just don't get it. I mean how can someone who lives that far be so mean? If you're gonna leave that far and make people come visit you at least have a good personality, okay? I mean half the time I think she's asleep her eyes are like this and then Deandre like does like the Brandy's Quinti eyes, which really make give us an opportunity to see Just how drag queenie Deandra's looking tonight. I mean, she really went all out. She was fully ready for her drag race audition Yes, and we also got to see dandres Mom eyes when she was talking to her husband earlier about the the lecture whatever and the other women she was just They had a close-up on her face where she was just not buying it at all and she totally had deis like I will not be signing any

Order form that you bring into my office. Oh miss and she totally had BIs. Like, I will not be signing any order form that you bring into my office. Oh, missy! I do love how like Cameron and Deandra are like the really rich ones in this cast. And they kind of have no patience for Brandy and Stephanie right now, and all these antics that, excuse me,

I keep burping up. And so they're just like rolling their eyes. And so they're like, so, who do you think should be the one who's the most messed up after up and so they're just like rolling their eyes and and so they're like So who do you think should be the one who the most messed up after this stupid trip? They're on and they're like carry Yeah, carry She's gonna be fucked in the head So then they cut to carry over Memphis and they're talking in Memphis and she's like Carey goes I swear to you if Leigh Ann is talking about us behind our backs

I am literally going to lose my mind. I'm like, what the hell do you think legan is talking about us behind our backs i am literally going to lose my mind i'm like what what the hell do you think you guys are doing yeah you guys are doing the exact same literally the exact same thing making her sound like some kind of psycho can't be a rancher kids now in all fairness she is some kind of psycho who probably shouldn't be a rancher like no one's calling legana baby sit you know what i mean still, like you guys are shitty and this is a secret trip and it's not nice. And I hate when people do this on housewives and they just use each other for these little friendship moments.

And then when they're done with them, they're like, well, it was just all because of production. Yeah, it's like, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. So Stefan's like, well, does she like us? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, when she knows that she doesn't, you know, like she just dressed as you two weeks ago. Like can we give the woman a break? Of course she doesn't like you and Brandy's

like, yeah, she does. No, I feel like she doesn't. So Leanne's like, well, guys, here's some tequila. Over the lips, bring the gums. Look at us dummy, cause here it comes. The camera's like, oh my God, you know what? That rhymed. So crazy. I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're like six by hour.

You didn't rhyme. You're like T.S. Eliot. Like what, wait, that was a real reference. Yeah. Jellicle caps are jellicle coutes. It's like Emily Dickinson. That's enough from you. So Liam is next at her therapist, who's one of my favorite people on this show.

I love my friends. She's one of the best bravo therapists we've ever seen. She's like, She's one of the best bravo therapists we've ever seen. She's like hello, Craig, Ray. Now today would we like to check in on our relationship with the girls? No, hey, oh no I want to talk about rich Ah, it's been eight years. I'm still not engaged. I'm like Leanne. It's Leanne. It's time to run. It's time to go. It's over. He doesn't want to make the commitment.

Don't they have common law in Texas? I feel like she gets half his guns anyway. I mean, what else is there? I already took a die. So Leanne's like, she's a guy, and I want to say something. I don't know. She'll write a letter.

I'm gonna write a letter. I'm gonna write a letter sticking on a trolley and run it, run to the house. Now she's like, no, no, Leanne. Don't do that. You need to say something, because a letter can be misinterpreted, you need to use your own voice. She's like, but I don't, how do you push without pushing him? You know what I'm saying? Do you just like slam your hand against him like a trolley girl, bam! You go, bam,

bam, bam, bam, that's what you do, no, you don't. Hit him, okay, he's not just a random trolley on the street. You want to ride him while knowing that even though you're on tracks, you're in a destination you both chose to go together, okay? What? Let me tell you something, by the way, here's my perspective on it. If you've been together for eight years and you're pushing to say, I want to get married.

If that's what pushes him away, it means he wasn't the right one after all. So you have to push actually to test to see if you, because if you, that's, you have to do that. You have to push him, Leanne push. Well, if he's joking about proposing and stuff like that, he's not just being a dick. Like that guy is like, I will be a proposed. Yeah, he's coming around. He's probably Saving them I need to get a ring big enough because it's difficult being the only non-rich one in your group of like

Fabulously wealthy friends. They're all gonna look at that ring and they're all gonna be like oh have funny that you're married to a man named rich I need a little spat He probably didn't even have eye problems. He probably gave away his actual eye to get a bigger ring. You know, like that's a man who loves you. He just wants to do it, right? I know. I know.

And it looks like next week, he looks like he's going to pop the question. But I'm just saying in general, like, don't be afraid. If you're in a relationship after a certain amount of time and you want a commitment, I say don't be afraid to ask for it because if that person can't give it to you or if they're gonna run away if they're gonna be scared by it, that means that they weren't right for you in the first place. Well, the funny part in this is like she never pushes, give me a break. I don't even know how I talk to Rich. We've already seen you do it a million times and it's only season two. You know how? You'll be. I think it's just don't, don't write a letter because it's evidence because you know it'll be like roses are red violets are

blue get married to me or I'm gonna fucking sand you bitch and this letter was written on sandpaper you can either remind or I can own you bitch and she's gonna spell own PWN about you that's. That's internet talk. Woot. You either let me pune you or I pon your ring later. What's it going to be buddy? FTW. So the mom and Brandy are on their way to visit grandma. And her mom's like, you sure you want to be this we did just pass a sonic we can just sit in the car and cry all night did you call her? well no but I texted her jitterbug girl jitterbugs don't get text is

I tried to do a reverse call on her you know help I fell down what is that what is that commercial do you remember that old infomercial what I um what they have on I can't get up yeah I thought I've fallen and I can't get up she's like reverse I'm senior day I got up and I can't fall down have you falling down Grandma I can help you get up. Where's that voice coming from? So, um, so then, so they go off to seek out Grandma, leaving Steph and Carrie back in the hotel. And they're just sort of sitting in bed, having girly time. And Steph's talking about how her relationship with Brandy is even better than it was before. Blah, blah, blah.

Yes. Yeah, they're in P.D. They're definitely like the three amigos. We're back. Okay. Guess what? You're not the three amigos. And how dare you? Yeah. People. I didn't know Carrie was one of the amigos. By the way, I those two amigos. I think that, you know, I think the relationship with Stephanie and Carrie is actually real. Yeah. So Brandy's like, well, if you can't beat him, join him, and then dig him out from the inside. So now we go to Deandra and Jeremy at home

to have one last talk with Keaton. And Deandra is dressed fully like a pirate. She's like, she's like, all right, I'm getting the character. I'm going to swash buckle his ass in here. I would like to thank the camera people for real housewives of Dallas for actually sexually harassing the men as equally as the women because this shot of them walking into the kitchen, they totally went down Jeremy's body and got a full-on shot of his big old package. Yes, thank you.

And that's my, it was my story for like a boob close up for what? Actually go for the package. Yeah, thank you. And that's my it was my story for like a boob close up for what actually go for the package Yeah, thank you. Thanks Rob's so Keaton Keaton is Basically he walks out into the kitchen because he's planning to leave that night in his stupid Motherfucking muscle car, okay? So he's got his little hat on and everything and he's ready to go and he's just saying that he just doesn't feel comfortable and Dallas

And he's only been he's been there less than two months, okay? This whole scene is so perfect because Dan just like what are we gonna do because I'm mad I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take anymore. I don't even care if that's in the movie call me Holly Hunter Yeah, work like she's like I'm pissed and he's like now honey That was broadcast away. Yeah, broadcast news. Thank way. That's not the way. Yeah, broadcast news. Thank you. That's not the way we can speak up. I'll listen to it.

Thank you. Well, pay them even crazier. We'll save that for later. Yeah. So it's like, that's not the way we have to listen to them. My goal is to make him see that his way could be better. Help with us to help him along. She's like, well, I guarantee you it will not change in a year.

Jeremy. And he's like, okay, now that's not staying calm. Okay, okay, I've caught him. I've caught him. Now to be fair, I understand why Keaton doesn't feel like he fits in because he's in a house with all sorts of strange animal heads and then like, you know, like tribal chachkis and he has a stepmom who's forcing him to sell all her random gowns on eBay This is just sort of not the experience he was envisioning, but that being said it's also free, so you better enjoy it sir

Yeah, oh god to be young again. Yeah, and she's like she's like key if you go back to South Carolina You're going back to your loser life lose your life Don't you road to rise with me or I'm gonna take the amount of your head pluck him out Stand him right up in there and roll around the bowl. But they're not gonna roll on your head and me. That's not. They're gonna roll on the bowl. Not in my head with you. I love it. You know if a mother in Los Angeles said that to her child, she would be imprisoned.

I love that that's just so Texas. Like, don't you roll those eyes at me. I'll pluck him right out of your eyes. You don't believe me. Go have dinner with Leanne and Rich. It can be done. Okay. He's a man of the same age. me I'll pluck him right out of your eyes you don't believe me go have dinner with Leanne and Rich it can be done okay he is halfway there if you know what I'm saying

yeah so that little fucker rolls his eyes which he should know better yes so she's after she else at him he's like look you haven't done anything like well really my heart is beating out of my chest I just want to understand what did we do wrong. Yeah. It's so dramatic. It's just like, there's no commitment to anything. You don't do anything. You don't do anything.

Just if you graduate in 10 years, I will be very shocked. And Jeremy's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like simmer down. Simmer down. And then when she's when he said everyone, this is when he's just knowing how to play cake. Because he's like, well, you've done everything. It's not your fault. It's all on me. And everyone has their own way to be happy. She's like, it's not about you. You are so selfish. You have two people who have suffered for you, who have given up everything. Like you

let him touch your eBay dresses. Like, how far are we taking this damn breath? Like, hasn't he been here two weeks? Oh, yeah, so, but ultimately he's pretty like unwavering. Like, nothing gets through to him. So he just sort of gives them hugs and he walks away and he gets into his muscle car and drives off. A future employee of John Majuse of South Carolina. Yeah and she's like well I just get anger issues and you know maybe it's not about being maybe it's about being where you are

and not about what your parents expect of you. I was like um ding ding ding but you know you will own like a makeup company on Christian TV. So yeah, that is more than you know mixing carrot juice with other artificial flavor Well, the best part is I can totally imagine you know a hundred miles away He's driving his muscle car and he's like whoo got out of that crazy situation and then all of a sudden D pops her head up from the back seat Oh really And then all of a sudden, D pops her head up from the back seat. Oh, really? Jesus James, she's the map voice to her own. Oh, you're gonna make a right up there if you're not too god damn lazy to do it. You're going back to my daughter's house.

You're going back to my daughter's house. And you are working for my hard, not good morning makeup care now you can pull over and get some gas when you understand how that gas is paid for it's basically like his car turns into Christine except the Christina's D D scene making you turn making you turn wait that's not the right way I said make you turn goddamn it. I'm not giving you the directions you want. I'm giving you the directions you need. I'll do the little power of me more wig on top of a car. Woo, woo, woo, it's an emergency. It's an emergency. Lazy person coming through. the road wait a second are you

the passenger or the driver he's like driver wrong you're the passenger in life you're not doing anything i am driving you now loser so uh... grandma's house whisper grandma's house yeah music like that this is literally chasing big foot or ghost hunters this scene is like shot shaky cam like very low it's like low light There's a horrifying shot of all the hobby lobby flower is hanging off the reef. I know this is actually Terrifying scene There's a little pot of some flowers that will never die because they're made out of cloth and then

and out of cloth. And then to make it even more like a horror movie, Brandi goes up to the door and knocks on it and the dogs start barking and Brandi literally goes, I'm getting shivers all up and down my spine. To grandma's like in the fetal position in the bathroom just putting lipstick all over her face. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. But the thing is, it's like reverse Texas chain song massacre because instead of her walking in the house and seeing a couch made of skulls and bones,

she sees a couch that's like from K-Mart. No. What if that's not even Randy's mom's or grandma's house, like there's something that just seems kind of crazy about Brandy to me. Yeah, it doesn't Brandy have a key, just like go in there, just go in. But she does, and the music is getting scarier and scarier, and we just keep cutting back and went from Keaton to this, and yeah. Her attack was. Yeah. But she's like, I know your home. Please. I've got your hobby, lobby. We have a bag from Stain Mart. I have big twigs they can be put in a large buzz

so she doesn't open which you know I feel like no one would I mean we've already see you know you just got more girl because we already saw this with Kenya more yeah exactly yeah call first it's not camera cruise. No, no, no. So the mom's like, could you hear them in there? It's like, yeah, the dogs are barking and the cars in the driveway. Well, maybe she found a goddamn Uber. You know, maybe grandma's getting late. Maybe grandma died. Yeah, she's a grandma. The dogs are like, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that. I'm like, this is a housewife, so do something better. Yeah. So Carrie keeps calling and then she cries to them and she's like, she was there. At least I know I tried with a camera crew and lighting and a microphone. And she's like, yeah, come back. Girl party. Three, so. So back at the hotel, Brandy's crying. And so they do this like gold facial on her.

Yeah, they put it like a mask. Which is appropriate because we just basically saw a horror movie. So now she looks like Michael Myers. Yeah, and as much as we make fun of these girls, I actually really like everybody on this cast. Oh, yeah, no, I love everyone. I love everyone. They cast no video.

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is the same thing that Stephanie did to me. And that's not okay. So maybe I learned. And I'm like, no, not really, because you just did it to Leanne for no reason. So you're kind of an asshole. You're kind of a cutter-outer. Yeah, I'm not really, I'm not really an asshole. I'm not really an asshole. Yeah, yeah. You're an asshole. All you care about is how people feel about your tears.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad we settled that. Yeah, so that's the end of Real House is a Dallas super fun. And why don't we move on to listener Spotlight? Shall we do that? Spotlight! Spotlight! Alright, today's Spotlight is from someone named L. L. Okay, okay we're gonna press play. Alright, pressing play right now.

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