Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla

Episode Date: October 31, 2019

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But is it ever really a waste, Katie? Is it? You know what? No. We got a good mama D&D enter scene, which is really all I live for on that show. Oh my god. I feel like, you know what, if it wasn't for those two, the show honestly would be unwatchable at this point. I think they've been doing such a good job. It goes up and down for me, these housewives shows. Maybe it's just a wonky week because did you watch Orange County this week? I did.

Yeah, so Orange County had kind of a wonky week too. What do you think of that? Did you really like it or did you feel it was a little off? Well as a person who owned a tea place, the absolute blood, like, boiling that I had during that episode was on I was like Instagram storing and tweeting like a fucking crazy person. If you want to see those go follow Katie on Instagram and Twitter before we get into this because I always forget to plug. Okay. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm a official Katie Kuzorla and she's amazing and hilarious. She'll have a new podcast coming out soon. And also go see her do some stand-up. You do a lot of stand-up in LA. You're killing it there. Where else are you doing chose?

Okay, so I have my show at the lab factory that I do in Hollywood, but I am gonna be in Reno at the Silver Legacy that I do in Hollywood. But I am gonna be in Reno at the Silver Legacy Laugh Factory December 26th through December 31st. So New Year's Eve, I'll be there. And I can give free tickets to Kroppins listeners if you DM me. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, girl.

That'll be fun. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. So if you're in Reno and you wanna blow it out, it's like cheaper Vegas. Right on. That's awesome a surprise. That'll be a surprise. That'll be a surprise. That'll be a surprise. That'll be a surprise. That'll be a surprise. That'll be a surprise.

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We were towards the back. I mean, there wasn't a science seating or anything, but we were towards the back just because I had to wear a suit which did not work out very well because, you know, a big person and so finally can suit, no one carried my size. It took forever and I ended up in some shitty ass jacket. It's like the only one I could find to fit and it was sweaty. It was Dallas and psychotic.

Fuck. I was miserable. It was. Benz warehouse. Oh, yes. No, I couldn't even fit into anything at menswear house. Like that's how bad it was. Okay.

In Texas, come on. That is ridiculous. For real. Well, I was shopping in's how bad it was. Okay. In Texas, come on. That is ridiculous. For real. Well, I was shopping in LA. The wedding was in Texas. Oh, see, that's why I was fucking miserable and hot. And so I was like, we are not sitting. I'm not going to be on camera sweating all over the place. God, damn it. So we ended up sitting kind of towards the back. But we're there. I wonder if you're going to see us. I'll be the big one that looks like the guy from Game of Thrones. Oh my god. Stop it right now. I mean, the big one that looks like the guy from Game of Thrones. Oh my god stop it right now. I mean the um the woman biking. I wish that's like my goal look.

Wait so were you on the end side or um the pirate? They just had one side. Oh yeah it was just like a big side. You know what I was on camera side okay. I was like we're sitting on the same side as Cameron Westcott Goddamnit. Did you sign a release? Yeah of course. Oh my god you were so much better a person than me. What did you think about? I'm not signing that. Yeah gross. So tell me what you think about the wedding planners hair. Oh my god Steve Kimball. He's so cute and nice. He's very like Liza Manelli. He's like if Liza Manelli and time daily like were smushed together and then you know a new creature was made it would be him. You know well he's not really tough like time daily. I don't know where I came up with time daily but oh Rodlook, Blacoy of it. Oh my god. I don't know. I get some random shit on like social media.

Um, but is that a wig or is it his hair or is it plugs? Like I just need to know. I think it's his, I mean, I think it's a wig. I'm assuming it's a wig. Cause I feel like I'm a wig. I'm assuming it's a wig. I'm assuming it's a wig. I'm assuming it's a wig.

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and slashed his tires because I'm petty like that. I feel like killer and me. Yeah, I feel like after 55, you just don't ask. I don't really worry about that. I think the housewives have made it so comfortable for just everyone to be in a wig at all times. You know what, you're right. I do feel that man or woman, they really just,

they don't care. But by the way, what did you think? Okay, there was a part when the end was trying to dress on. And one of the girls was like, oh my God, that dress is so unique. And all I could think of was like, that's almost like saying that dress is so fucking ugly. Yeah, that is pretty much what it was saying. Totally.

When you say something is unique, that's basically saying that your dress is fucking ugly. Yeah, you're special. You know, that's like a teacher at school being like, fronny, why are you crying? The kids are making fun of you because you're special. You know, that's like a teacher at school being like, Ronnie, why are you crying? The kids are making fun of you because you're special. You know, you're different. You're not run of the mill. You're going to end up at Ross one day. Okay. I found some fines there. So you're a version that a lot of people,

you're a t-shirt that not a lot of people liked, but damn it, it somebody's gonna be happy when they find you for two dollars thrown on the floor at Ross Yeah, someone else's trash is another person's treasure Well, oh my god in the crown. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I just need to get that out because like I don't want to forget that But was that in person was it real or was it like one of those like party city? Like new year? That was real that crown. Oh Yeah, that was the most expensive thing at that place that thing was beautiful. Yeah, it was like a Cinderella crown I don't know. I don't know where it came from was very pretty that crown was hideous

I Mean it just looked like a chick. Let's were like fucking Michael's craft glued into like a plastic I fell on one of those during Halloween and Your triggered I was triggered. I literally was like oh my god I hope she doesn't like party with that thing and fall on it because let me tell you something people thought like I broke a bone That's how loud the snap So her crown looked like that, so thank you for clearing that out,

that it was real, and equally as tacky as her text invite. Oh God, well, what are you supposed to do with a bunch of people you don't invite? You do that with me, you're like, you have this really nice invitation and stuff, and then you're like, here, here's the text version. Where you come to this party right now, it starts in five minutes

You guys are the biggest fucking liars. I invite you guys now I give you like Months in advance. You'll be like oh, sorry. We're in Dubai and I'm like Dubai those are our people I'm like I love doing your show where I could possibly be stoned in the street at any minute It's a full of shit I'm like I love doing you so where I could possibly be stoned in the street at any minute So let's see where do we start out here? We start at a place called I That I don't know we're going to ledge someplace. I hate this restaurant because they have those teeny tiny martinis And I don't trust places that have martini glasses. They're like flat like that like I want and out trust places that have martini glasses that are like flat like that.

Like I want a bit of do or something I bit a bit of do. I declare or I declare. Oh, I declare. I declare. I declare. Oh, I declare. I declare I get it. I was thinking of someone's grandma like Ida.

I declare darn it. Sometimes you just have to speak through restaurant names to get the joke. I can't. I can't with this fucking dumb name. So I declare you have Tiny Martinis and I hate you. I hate your restaurant. I hope it fails. Tiny Martini restaurant. Maybe fake dongles, talking tweet about it being closed. Fake dong. Oh yeah. Next week's bonus episode is talking to Katie on video. So go watch that. Next week, not this week. Okay. So Brandy and lunch and Deandering Carrier are talking to Katie on video. So go watch that next week, not this week.

Okay, so Brandy and lunch and Deandering Carrier are gonna go have lunch, new Carrey. And basically all they can do is talk about Leigh-Anne. Which was said, I don't think that it's bad to go talk shit about somebody behind their backs. Like Lord knows, I would never have anything to talk about if I stopped doing that. But God, enough, enough.

Like who cares? It's not that interesting, you know? What's her background? What is she Russian? No, she's Mexican, I believe she is from Mexico. Wait, Carrie is Mexican? Yeah. No. You thought she was Russian? Geez. You're your accent detectors a little off. I thought she was Russian. She and plus like her and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text and the text in fights, but they were invited last minute, you know, so whatever. And also they keep talking about you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. You're allowed to buy me a gift. You're welcome. Okay, I've decided last minute to allow you to buy me a knife set. I am registered at Hermes and I want to have everything matched. So maybe a $900 fucking dinner plate.

Yes. You guys are now welcome to sign up for the Kickstarter that is funding this T.R.A. Okay. And her free dress, by the way, which that woman kept totally hinting. She was like, don't worry, don't worry, $10,000, but and she was like, oh my God, yeah, she's so rich. Why can't she afford a $10,000 wedding dress? Well, that's her storyline that she's not rich. Like her storyline is that she's the poor one and she was raised in the carnival and stuff So she has her friend Steve Kimble and the wig who goes around and gets her free stuff He's like the mayor of free bill. He's like the mayor of the dollar store He goes around and he's like, well, Leanne has done so much for this community

and people are like, okay, well, then here's your free wedding dress or whatever. What? Yeah, it's really. Stop playing the poor people card. She gets paid to be unfucking real otherwise wise, not poor. Well, I don't know. I guess you just can,

you just have to put it up against everyone else, you know, like you got Cameron Westcott over there Just like God knows she's got like 10 nannies for some sish more God ice skating rink in her, you know, basement Just so she can go down there and complain that it's cold like she knows really loaded people so well Cameron's nails Looked like shit for a wedding. Let me just put that out there She had on-brake litter nails. It looked like something a teenage girl would wear to not even prom. She's like, I'm not even prom. Hey Katie, do you have a date for not even prom? Yeah, I'm gonna wear something really tacky to go with Cameron's fucking terrible ombre glitter nails for a wedding in a church. Whoa. So they keep calling.

So Carrie had her girls night last week that Lee had crashed and Carrie keeps saying, you know, it's not nice to show up to someone's event when you're not invited. It's not an event. You were meeting some girls on a roof. And so now everybody's repeating it. Like, can you believe she showed up to your event? It wasn't an event. And

these things. Drinks. Please, Frank. Frank drinks. Yeah, get out of here with that. So then we cut to all the girls showing up to look at Leigh Ann's dress. I mean, I did it. It took me like five minutes. And I was like, get me out of this fucking thing.

However, I did like it. But I made sure I had like, I mean, you remember I had like five out for changes. I could have waited to get my dress off. It's, you know, I don't, if someone said to me, my dress was unique, I would be really disappointed in myself. Yeah, you didn't have that wedding right there. You'd be like, you know what, we are not hatching the baby turtles and releasing them

into the ocean tonight. I'd be like, get the fuck out of here. You know what, you didn't get my text RSVP. I didn't even have invites. I was like, show up or don't. So Cameron points out again. She's like, um, remember when the string quartet played at that party,

I three for the young and then they showed it. And it's a trio. I know. I'm actually like that bothered me. That like really bothered me. She's like, the trio, I mean, I know, I'm actually like that bothered me, that like really bothered me. She's like, the trio, I mean, the quartet, the quartet, I'm like, it's three people. Yeah, yeah, that's her.

That's a trio. That's her. She's like, I'm stupid, but also really rich. So that's it. Yeah, it always seems to be like those people, you know? Mm-hmm. You used to always be like those people, you know? Mm-hmm. You used to always be like those people. I'm sorry, it always seems to be like those fucking idiots

who put most money. And it's almost like a sort of Eric and J.D. Dorit syndrome where the more money you think you have, the more entitled you are, you know? But you really know anything, like, you know, Google is like their best friend. Yes, totally. And the more money that you pretend you have the biggest asshole,

the bigger the asshole you are, because really you're loaded people generally don't act like that, right? No. They're just like loaded. They don't care. They don't care the fulfillment. They're not like Scott Dysek, you know?

It's not like they're like driving fucking Ferraris and taking pictures on Instagram, eating crab claws in your private jet. That's like douche baggery to the fullest. Yeah. And people that it's not their money or they're like, you know, they're like Nouveau-Riche, like these women.

Everything has to be like Chanel and Gucci and Hermes. And it's's like people who have a lot of money tend to not really have all that shit. Yeah, because who cares? So let's see here, wait, oh, of course I'm writing together food order, nobody cares. But I just, this is the only show that makes food orders this interesting because the way to go. Oh my god. I wrote down two.

What are they doing with that food order? They're doing like five different shots and having them slide in and out. It's like she got a chicken sandwich. Can we calm down? Okay, but listen, I wrote this down too because I was like, oh my god, these bitches are eating. I love it. Um, I feel like Dallas girls.

They those women were like ordering shit and it was like whatever it's said on the menu, they ordered it, they didn't even care. They're like cold bread, chilly and fucking burgers and whatever, any other housewife show, it's like, you know, I'll just get some lemon to squeeze onto my leaves and I'll just get some water preferably, you know, in a champagne glass thing. Yeah, do you have any glasses of satin L on them? That would be great. Oh my God, but I'm not even making that up. Remember, bro, I wouldn't did that on FIT party.

She's like, I have to drink out of this bottle like some fucking peasant who lives under a bridge. It's like, it's a peri-aid bottle. You know what I'm saying? It's back, it's a peri-aid bottle. You know, it five cents back for that, make an effort. Give it to Gina. She needs some money. Her kids go to fucking public school. So terrible. Whatever. I was public school. No one's that someone wants to fight me off. I can Kelly dob their face. How were the services? I like how they talked about it like that. She's like, but what I'm saying

or the service is at public school are just so good for the kids. I mean, it's just the service. I was like, what is this a car dealership? Like, what are we talking? What did you get a warranty on your child that we're talking about the services they're getting? What the fuck?

Can so ridiculous. I mean, but you watched it. But we watched it and we loved it. We're still talking about it too. And look, we're here doing this. I mean, I'm sure you need to watch instead of shoving yellow shots from Tom Zandaball down my mold. Yeah, soon. There's always time for that. Don't worry. That'll go till dying in the morning. Trick or treat. Yeah. So this one, they were eating gumbo and then one of them goes, how's the chicken sandwich? It's like it's a chicken sandwich. What do you think it's like? It's like a fucking chicken sandwich. Have you ever walked out of somewhere and been like, wow that chicken sandwich is different? What was that?

It's unique in the mayo. Wow. I thought it was unique. Yeah, that chicken sandwich was unique. So unique. I'm so sorry for that, man. We'll be comping your dessert. That basically means it was ugly that. So then we cut back to the ladies looking at Leanne's dress and she's like, oh, I feel so blessed. I'm struggling to feel that I deserve to be so blessed. I'm not used to being blessed. Okay, you were poor one time lady. I know get over it.

She's like 60. You know what I'm saying? It's like someone being still upset that their parents got divorced when they were 10 years old. Like it happens. People get divorced. Stop blaming your drug addiction and your fucking randoms and stealing from a fucking store on your parents' divorce. Yeah, and I struggle with that because I love to play in my parents for everything. Like it. I want to ask you about it. Yes, I've found it to be extremely healing and I'm in a really good place with my family, very close with them, but I really do feel that it's very healing to be like, yes, I've gained 30 pounds, but how I told you what my mother said after my first app recital, you know, like it feels there's something

healing about just taking their responsibility. So I struggle with this, but then seeing it back on TV, I'm like, oh, be quiet. You were poor at the time. Look at you, Ronnie. You know what, maybe you, it's fucking what's the name that do she husband should go to therapy together. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about.

Which do she spend on here? I'm only using this one. Oh, same. Yeah. This is same. Oh. Oh. Ever since I was a child.

Oh my god. Did you imagine if Kristen Dowdy and Shane were a couple? How they would talk to each other. Was that even words? What kind of caveman's mouth-breathing speak is that? It just sound like an old folk poem so Stephanie, you know, they're all wow look at your dress and then back to the other girls bitching about whether or not they're going to go to the wedding and carry doesn't like Leanne. So she's like, you know, I don't know if I should go to the I'm 20. Oh. Again, sounds Russian to me. I'm just saying.

I was surprised. I don't really have a carry impersonation. I think it's she sounds like she would be like, you're up to the light. You're up to the beef. The beef. The beef. Back the lot. And you're like, well, Daria, your daughter was selling her own dress and your Russian

sweatshirt. I'm sorry, Miss Sikhal. You don't need to clown. Wait a second. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, her daughter hates her guts. Okay, so let's go see her. Yeah, Olivia.

So we go over to see Olivia who just blatantly hates her mother on camera. It crashed me up. She's the reason I feared ever ever having kids or in Brooklyn. Brandy's daughter, like they're literally those children are like children on the corn. And they should rename them like, gave me from the open. And I'm like, Chuckie and Damien should be those kids names. Yeah, they're pretty terrifying, but I live but I'm kind of on a livey aside,

because I know that Carrie is a nightmare of a human being. Like just listening to how she talks about her husband, she's like, oh, it's on the money, because he pays for everything. And so I don't have control over everything. It's like, well, yeah, get a fucking job, okay. So now you're gonna string together some beads you bought from the Michaels.

You know, and show those on Like a housewise website. That's her big Like soon I wouldn't be able to pay for everything Olivia With your jewelry line. I love that that line was so sad to me It was like well, you know, what's I see to make my own money and my jewelry light takes off. It's like how can it take off? Nobody wanted to buy lens, be dazzled, bell buckles. And nobody must buy your shitty fucking Michaels reject jewelry. Sorry to be the pair of bad news, but no, okay. Yeah, oh, it was so sad to me though.

She's like, when my jewelry light takes off, like, that's, I'm glad she's positive about it, like women empowerment, but like women truth is also something to and nobody wants your plastic beads. Save them for the bachelor party for the ping pong show. Yeah. I put those beads to real good use by sticking them in a bud hole or something. Yeah.

Well, yeah, I'm kind of on a livey aside here cuz she's just like That's the care is like who look at you making your prom dress Oh, it's amazing. There's your doing decent one day one day when I make money with my jewelry line I can pay for you to go to you know Whatever this is you want to go to sewing camp is it sewing camp? It's like no mother to go to sewing camp? Is it sewing camp? Sewing camp. This is like, no mother. It's not sewing camp. It sounds like something that we did with children of war.

That we took their parents and then made the kids do weird factory jobs. And the 20s, and I feel like that's what sewing camp is. It's like a code word for sticking your child in a factory because tiny hands are better for detailing work. And the wrong day. I mean, that's one thing we've learned as Americans, you know. Like we all carry around our iPhones.

Don't tell me child labor doesn't work. I like I said, tiny hands are better details. Yes. By the way, you know what I wrote and I feel like this is kind of true. I put Olivia hates the filming the show and her mother as much as the viewers do. Yeah. I mean, I just every time she's on camera, I just want to be like, run, run away, run back

to your cornfield. Where do you go? Yes, but she does do that teenager thing where she's like, fuck you mom. But then the second the mom's like, I'm going to try to find a way to pay for you to go to sewing camp. Then suddenly Olivia's kind of nice to her. I'll say, you little fucker. All the other sewing camp. I think it's so gross. All of it.

Yeah. It's gross. Brooklyn. You know what? Let me tell you something. If I talk to my parents the way she talks to Brandy, I would've gotten smacked in the mouth. I still would get smacked in the mouth to this day. My mother will still pull out a wooden spoon and smacked me in the fucking face with it if I tell you that.

I can't beat him to Thanksgiving at your house. I will be there. Tell me where to play it. Yeah, you're always invited. Always open, sister. Let's see these kids. Okay, so this whole episode is basically about shitty parents and shitty children. Like, you see. Yeah, look up whole episode is basically about shitty parents and shitty children. Like, yeah, it's like a PN say. Yeah, Liam's upset because her mother is coming to her wedding

and her mother like abandoned her. Um, Carrie, Carrie's daughter hates her and Carrie's upset that she can't give anybody to her children. Brandy is upset that her child hates her and she kind of hates her child and the address entire story line Is that she hates her mother and her mother hates her. I mean it's just a heartwarming mommy issues episode At the so I think this whole season has to deal with it shouldn't be you know what here's the thing I get that a lot of people have issues with their family But like these shows have to be like over the top and ridiculous, because it's an escape for us.

But this just dove me deeper into like a well of hell. And I would rather get on the 405 freeway and try to drive to Malibu with 16 fires raging across hell A, then try to understand all these fucked relationships on Dallas. Yeah, it's too much. Like you're looking out the window and the city's burning down and then you're like, oh my god, your daughter's being rude to you.

Oh my god. How about this? How about you take a fucking yard stick out and you hit Brooklyn on her ass with it. So she learns that when mom says, get off your scooter, go to your room and you hit Brooklyn on her ass with it. So she learns that when mom says, get off your scooter, go to your room, and you're like, tooling around, like, I can't even imagine talking to my parents the way she talks to Brandi.

It's really poor. I agree. And listen, I could never be a parent because if she was, okay, so basically what Brooklyn is doing, and she's riding her scooter in the street, in the middle of the street, and Randy's telling her,

get out of the street, Brooklyn. No, you don't, where's your helmet? We had a deal. I don riding her scooter in the street in the middle of the street. And Randy's telling her, get out of the street. No, you to where's your helmet. We had a deal. I don't like you in the street. And you need to worry how much you need to put that thing away right now, Missy. And Brooklyn's like, Fuck you, mom.

So you stupid bitch. She's doing whatever she wants. If it go red head behavior, here's what I would do. You know, Brandy already drives a school bus like everybody in Texas. You know, everybody has these drives a school bus like everybody in Texas. You know, everybody has these giant cars. So put that scooter down. First of all, grab her by the hair, throw her off the scooter.

That's the first thing, okay? Throw her a few yards away. Grab the scooter, put it on the ground, get in your giant bus, drive over the scooter, then back up over the scooter, okay? Right. You're like, oh, I guess next time, you know what the deal was to put your fucking helmet on over your carrot,

off hair, and stop acting like a demon child from hell. I didn't know we were making Halloween movies, starring you. Yeah, so it's almost 2020, and we're not allowed to beat our children anymore. But nobody says you can't run over scooters. Run that little fucker over, lock her in the closet, until if she ever wants to fucking get out on any kind of transportation device again. So watch her fucking mouth. How about that? You're welcome. There's some

free advice. Oh my god. I love parenting tips for Ronnie. Are you going to start a new podcast? How to snack your kids? Get away with it. He's staring, Ronnie. Don't hit your kids. Hit your kids, things. Picture kids wear really hurts. They're American girls. Oh my God. Take away their electronics.

Like they don't care if they get smacked around. Take away all the shit, their material, things, and then we'll see how awful those kids act. Yeah, girl, everybody got a desk camera in their house. Now everybody will know if you beat your children, you're not allowed to don't touch your child, just beat up their American girl doll instead right in front of them. Oh my god, you know what that's to check? Oh my gosh, Ronnie, this is a good idea. Beat the doll and say, your next bitch, and then throw the doll in the fireplace and then shut it off. As much her milk and then give her the melted skeletal remains and put it in a rocking chair next to her bed at night and then say you want to wear your fucking helmet

or do you? That's exactly right. You know what? I'm gonna totally start one. Oh my god, I'm in it. So yeah, Brandy is crying and she's like, I just don't know if I'm a good parent. I feel that I'm a shitty parent. You are a shitty parent. Stop buying that brat things, okay? I know. I know.

Give her lay down the fucking law. And now the abruance adoptive mother is preggs again, and I mean, this woman is on the fucking crazy train, and it has like no breaks at this point. Yeah, there's a lot of shit going on over there, and all of it is like, mothering, so I'm a little out of it with that. It's time for commercial. It's time for... Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or

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or anything because he's hot. He's like a hot hotter Al Gore who with a foot. Oh yeah, he is hot Al Gore. Ooh, that's right, no plastic straws. Oh, which stuff. Give me something else to Ooh, that's right, no plastic straws. Yeah. Mm. Give me something else to suck, besides plastic, bitch. Yeah, turtle flavor.

Can we just discuss something now when they were having the conversation, I really tried to pay attention to how boring it was. But all I could fixate on was that vat of either lotion or hand sanitizer on the nightstand. Like it was like a Costco sized, like something that would be at like a warehouse. Like something you wouldn't have for two people.

So do you think it was like masturbation station or what? I mean, if it was a lube, I completely am gonna quit watching the show because it's just this bull on disgust me. It was half empty too. That was the other thing. You know, it's like, they might as well just have like a bassaline jar on the nightstand open with fingers. Isn't the glamorous. Isn't it just so glamorous? And there's like a weird hair just pronging out of it

Curly it's you did not use that on your lips you did not That much you fall on Doug in there So gross oh my god, so I'm picking up all little things like this because she's doesn't have she's not rich anymore You know and so okay, so she's not rich anymore hold on me right down time. Yeah, he's not rich anymore So I'm like okay with the countdown has begun like when is he gonna leave or get caught blatantly cheating on her, you know And well with that down a loop sitting by her bedside table bedside table. I don't know if it's gonna be any time soon. But I do love that she has no editing filter when it comes to her outfits. Like, you know how sometimes you have to step back and be like too much. She is one of those people that's like, these earrings aren't big enough. And the mother is

stuck. And sometimes she'll be like, these earrings aren't big enough. So I'm gonna wear one of this kind of earring and one of this kind of earring. So, okay, I go wearing two buildings on your ears. Right, she's like, do I have any spray fabric glitter in my closet because that's what they're missing? Just some sparkle. It really looks like a garland from Michael's was cut up. And then she was like, I'm gonna put glue these on my shoes

and I'm gonna glue them in my hair. I'm gonna put where 17 different types of pins. Yeah girl. Like that family is just. And then she shows up and she looks like her mom like the bomb is dressed similarly right. Oh my god. Her aunt who was dressed. Oh, do it. Yeah, it was like flowers and. It was the mother. It was the mother and her almost had the same matching. Like, it looked like crumbled up pieces of toilet paper with like an earring stud in the middle of it. Yeah.

So you can wear it in your ear hole. Oh, man. Yeah. Well, she's getting dressed and she's like, I need your help with them. Jeremy Okay, look at these shoes. Okay, I could wear these shoes Um, these are the shoes I wore into wedding and he's like the other ones have more flair Flair did you just judge her wedding shoes? She was marrying you, you know I know he was like you ship with those on pososhmark or better yet, just throw them in the recycling

bin. Could you hand me that loose and honey? Oh, no, one with the finger scoops in the jaw. Gross. I'm over it. Like I thought that was so pointless. And by that time I was praying, I could like at least have a cocktail because I knew it was like halfway over and I still had to sit through a least have a cocktail because I knew it was like halfway over

and I still had to sit through a weird brunch or lunch and I don't know, some family, a weird dinner with them. And it was. And it was. Loaded, awkward family dinner. But first, let's go have lunch with Leanne Rich. Derby's just talking about whether or not

she's gonna invite her mother and she doesn't want to because she went on TV and she's like my mother I was in the carnival and my mother left me with my grandmother I never recovered and then they brought her mother on and she's like mom do you remember how you abandoned me I felt she's like she's like playing honey like she's like this sweet I said if the car and cried, I'll literally cry. Well, you were in therapy and she goes, that's not true. I was running after the car. There was like flames.

There's literally flames shooting off of the car. Well, he and his mom was driving away. Dust, she's just a four year old standing in a cloud of dust. His her mother screeches the tires and does don't have. Yeah, I was just in their crowd. I know you were. I would say to that car. I'm like, wait a minute.

Were you just watching Hope flits? Like, let's be honest here. Totally. I'm like, where's Josh Lucas? This is Bullshit. Yeah. I finally, I finally figured out how to forgive Sandra Bullock. You know what I can, you know what I can't forgive?

Is the way she eats Edamame and the way that she says it, Edamame. Let's get some Edamame. I'm like, it's Edamame, first of all. And second of all, she was fucking sucking the pods out of there again Too many distractions on this episode to pay attention to their insignificant dialogue Yeah, it's just like about your mom is like Oh Just that mouth noise again. And she was like, gnawing on them.

And I don't think her teeth are real. I think they're like veneers. So it was just even doubly just so much distraction with that. Edimami. Edimami. It's Edimami. He's like, invite your mother. Mothers are important.

She's like, okay, so then we go over to my favorite scene of the show Dandruff's meeting with her mother now this is not just a regular meeting It's a family meeting and the family all hates each other and we find out that the step brother What'd you say the step brother she became the mother when he was already 50? What would she say? Yeah, so when she was 50 years old, her brother was born, which does that make any sense to you? When she's saying when mama D was 50, her brother, oh, because she, no, mama D's brother was born when she was 50. So she feels like that's her kid, not her brother, and that's the Andrews uncle.

I know it's a family treat that doesn't have branches. It's basically just a fucking trunk that goes straight up. Yeah, I was confused but I didn't want to rewind, you know. I just love the palpable hatred at the table. It was killing me. I will say this, I did rewind it only because I didn't understand it and I was still distracted by the Ed Amame and then Leigh Ann's one-on-one interview

where she looked like the predator with those like crazy red silver, dread, tinsel hair, tinsel, dread metallic, something. And then when it cut to that, I had to rewatch it because I was still hung up on that Disaster is seen from before Yeah, that'll get you if you look too too much of the testimonial looks yeah I'm like

Is she gonna shoot fucking bullets out of her eyes like what's happening? But the predator really just wants to cry about his childhood. I'm chasing you just like I chased my mother Predator, they're just hands, but they work quite well. Oh my god, they should've used her in the fucking tournament. They should've used her in the Terminator commercials, not those fucking dingbats from the OC. Oh my god, I can't wait. Ah, haha! Hey, you think the Terminator wants to date?

Ha, ha, ha! Look at out of this commercial, please. It was, I literally cringed. I felt like I almost like, sort of, marginally peed by pants when I watched that. Linda Hamilton must have really loved that, you know. Well, I think he was fake. I mean, I-

Yeah, of course it was fake. They took- No. They have this thing called the green screen, okay? Don't make me say thank you like Brandy says thank you at the end of her podcast. The thank you. Thank you.

Oh my God, that podcast. So we'll get to that. So first, it's this dinner where everybody hates each other. Yeah, the waitress got stone. So let's talk about that. Yes. So Al Gore is like, listen here, I'm going to stick up for my wife for a second, because I've been working at the company and everyone knows I don't work.

Like the car wash. He's so mad. Yeah, he's so mad that he has to show the work. And the brother goes, oh my God, you're working. And everybody starts cracking up that this guy's like pretending to have a job, because he's never had one. Wait, has he really never had a job? Well, he's a photographer, so he, but I don't know.

But it's like saying I'm a real estate agent. That's because you're not booking any auditions dummy. Yeah. So when you're in LA and you say you're a real estate agent, it's like, are you name one, name a house house do not just point to an agency science sir? Okay. Yeah. Not for this again. To people who have never sold anything they like, Hey, if you're gonna sell a house, you should use me. And I'm like, you've never sold one. Why would I use you? I would if I if you used me. We just like, do you have a real estate license, Ronnie? No. Oh, okay.

If you did, I would retract my statement. But since you don't... No, I don't. I've watched a lot of those shows and I thought, I'm going to get my real estate license because I'm going to flip real estate, flipy, flipper flops. And then I looked into what it took to do that.

And guess what? Nope, that's never going to happen. It's like, mom. Yeah, regulations to do that and guess what? Nope, that's never gonna happen. It's like, mom. Yeah, regulations. Hey, you know what? Let's talk about laws regularly. Yeah, you have to read. You have to like read pamphlets.

God dang, I was, I was, I was important for that. I wasn't raised for that. God didn't sit down and heaven and say, I'm gonna make Ronnie and he's gonna sell a house. Like, that's like someone saying, you know what your goal and heaven and say, I'm gonna make Ronnie and he's gonna sell a house. That's like someone saying, you know what your goal of life, Katie, is to be an accountant. All you should do is sit in the cubicle and crutch numbers for people and don't fuck up or you're going to go to jail.

Yeah, some of us are just not born with brains like that. I'm just too dumb to do it. You know, it's too hard. My family does it. So it's like they could do it. So can I? Nope. No, I can't. No, no one needs that. So anyway, he's hard. He didn't hurt memorizing. Never asked him to shit his heart. He's like, listen, I'm having to work and they're all cracking up in his face because the whole season they've been like, he has never made that done. I'm having to work and they're all cracking up in his face because the whole season they've been like, he has never made that down.

I'm having to support him now. I have to support us. And we're not. So here's my thing. How can you call yourself the president of the company and have no idea that this company was broke the whole time? Am I supposed to feel sorry for you right now? No, I was shitting my pants when that statement came out.

It's that is like a telltale red flag for like if I worked if I worked for the government okay it was watching this episode. I would immediately audit that company. Oh yeah. Like the president of the company just know what what they fuck like the company makes. Yeah this is some real this is some real housewives of New Jersey shit like that's how Joe and Teresa got caught yeah well I just signed what they told me to sign you didn't fucking read it yeah no you're funny try to get your real estate like and yeah totally and he wouldn't tell her how much money there was but you're calling yourself the president and you're taking a huge salary as the president yeah I can't complain now that you don't know what was happening and But you're calling yourself the president and you're taking a huge salary as the president

Yeah, I can complain now that you don't know what was happening and D is cracking up mama D is cracking up at all this Well, we've only seen her smile a couple of times and this was one of them So you see actually last thing he said well, do you even regret leaving it like you did for Danders? No, I don't regret. I don't regret a thing. I was like, ooh, what a delicious, what a delicious smile, Mama D. I mean, the fact she had to work for that smile too, because it was like a weird, almost like a like a mannequin that could actually crack a smile. Yes, it's like a ventriloquist. Yeah, but without the lines on the side of the mouth, it would only be like if the line that goes like horizontal move and not the vertical lines on the side.

Or it's like, thank you for coming out tonight. Things are looking great. Like that's, or the person who is the bench will, like, it's not the dummy. Yeah. Their mouth is what, mom and D reminds me of it. Yes. Um, so she was cracking up at all of this because the Andrews having a fit because she took the, she begged for this company and then found it out of had nothing.

And the mom's like, LOL. So, um, I really liked all of this. And D's like, I don't regret a damn thing, okay? And I'm not putting a dollar into this company because I don't have any faith that this company is gonna go ding, ding, ding, and not boomerboo. How terrible is that?

How terrible, oh my God, I was dying. Like if my mother said that about me on national television about my company, I would literally throw my body off the top of the W hotel in Hollywood. You would see my body off the top of the W hotel in Hollywood. You would see my body with like fucking like shocked marks around where it was in front of my business.

I would walk past that and be like, oh my god, I love that. Is she shooting a macaron? God, they had really great macarons at this place. Well, they used to, but no one invested in it. It failed. Mama, he's like, I will not invest your Mac realm. She just said, I will not get any money back, or this just seems like a terrible investment button. It's like, you're literally a business on TV could do well if it's marketed right, whatever. She's telling the general public, if it's marketed right, whatever. She's telling the general public,

this business sucks, and none of it's going to make money. So don't put your money in it either. So she just savagate. Yeah, well, the address not filling us with confidence either, because she's like, this money sucks, there's nothing in it. I had to fire everybody. I can't even do anything.

Why did you leave me a cut? It's like, well, you got to do it yourself. And she says that she's like, I started it with a phone call in a prayer Or whatever she said. Oh my god, you know She never has to do it now and Jeremy's like well, yeah, but you guys had Christian TV. That's not a market anymore It's like excuse me. I watched plenty of commercials You know when my mom falls asleep in her chair and Fox News is running. I see what fucking commercials there

Oh my god, they have a coin. This like, like pastor guy is a Donald Trump coin that they're selling. It's a fucking like fake gold coin for 29.99 and people are buying it because it was blessed by Jesus, himself and it's for our president and people are buying this fucking like coin. Yeah, we're and it's for all president. And people are buying this fucking coin. Yeah, we're in the wrong business for sure.

I'm just trying to point it on the Christian network. I'm just gonna sell everything. I'll come up with the thing. I'll be like, look at this water bottle. 365, just as many days as God created. We have $37. All right, but today, $35. Also, this napkin, I just believed some snot into, right?

While we were talking about the water bottle for $365. But wait, there's more. If you order to die, we're going to send you two more bottles of water that the heavens above have shot their lead on for $99. Yeah, in other words, make an effort over there, people, at Hard Knock Good Morning, make an effort over there people at Hard Not Good Morning make in effort I think it was bullshit what he said, but I mean, you know, he works with a car wash

So what do you know? Yeah, and then Mama D's like, I'm well, I don't know, you know I a piece of me always thought that Deandre should have made more of an effort at the company I mean she always came in at 430 and everyone else left at 5 effort at the company. I mean, she always came in at 430 and everyone else left at 5. She is so not right, I mean, that is like shady to the fucking max saying your company sucks. She doesn't know anything and this bitch rolls in at 430 when people are clocking on it. Well, I know that that's the popular opinion. I say if you drag your mother on TV, you call her a bitch for how many years, two years now saying that,

you know, she tricks you into running this company, never gave it to you. The whole storyline has been, she won't give me this company. Now she finally gets a company. She's like, she didn't give me the successful company. It's like, oh, stop your bitch. It's always your mother's fault, you know? So I'm on Mama D side on this. You know what? I am not done with their sides because I think they are all fraudulent fucking using different excuses about being Christians for their own game and bullshit. Well, here's the cheers. Here's the cheers that we can we can keep with us. Here's to the Baptist not hating us when they drink. Okay, so let's go over to. That's gonna be a no for me.

Really, I was gonna try to make that our thing. Like when we go out, like here's to the Baptist not hating us any. Okay, cheers. I'm in, I'm in. I love that. I think people will look at us differently. Yeah.

Like we're good, Christian folk. Yeah. So then we go over to the podcast studio. The worst name of life, weekly dose of S or of BS. And they're like, but it doesn't mean bullshit. They wanted you to call it the weekly dose of SB dumb fuckers Like that was the dumb that was so I just wanted to punch my television at this point Well, these two always was pretty each other they both talk exactly like this and just whispered each other

Constantly and that's pretty much the podcast like We got it called our friend. Hello. This is Tom McGill's and I'm a gardener for your neighbor and a spiddly spider got these a spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spilloillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spilloillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spillo spilloillo spillo spillo spillo spillo just get together, we just talk about our day, like friends, dude, it's like, fucking boom, boring. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Do that on your own times. Do it on your, seriously, why don't you get together for another meaningless girls event? Otherwise known as the lunch with your fucking friends, and bitch about each other,

because it was the most ridiculous Explanation can you imagine reading that description? I'm like looking for new podcasts. I mean, what is this fucking garbage? Frans sitting around talking and Frank calling other friends about spilly spiders, so they prank call Kerry and curious like hello What who this wrong number then also do you hear someone go, fuck off. That was the highlight of the entire show. She merged her friend in who she was talking to. That is so funny. And her friends are like, excuse me. How did you get this number?

Do you have this address? Okay, fuck off. Like she got all mad. And they like beeped it out. And you're like, like oh like we're idiots and we have no idea what this After this wacky show is done they start whisper talking again because it's a very serious moment So the thing with my son is that the lady I adopted him from is pregnant again And so am I supposed to adopt that baby because I adopted the first baby I don't know if I am capable of doing it. I am crying right now and then the other ones like you are a good person

And a good mother and I was like oh my god I'm falling asleep Oh, it was painfully. I was like I wished that like I almost had a medical condition during a meal That so I can have a reason to not watch it anymore. I was like oh my god. Do I have like heart or with me? I was like with something that the Eddie has like I know that's terrible. Yeah, like I almost like. I'm like, Ronnie. Sorry. I broke out in an a-fib on my face So I'm not gonna be able to make it to tonight's podcast subs. Sorry

about that. Oh my god. Let's go over to the wedding. Everyone's getting ready for the wedding and Carrie and Cameron are getting their makeup done together and they call Leanne and blah, blah, blah. So then we court comes in to bring sandwiches and glasses of milk, which is so them. So this couple. And Leanne's like, I was at the roundup last night. Guess who she was at the roundup with that night. You know what, you're getting married the next day, Hooker. You're not supposed to do that. I mean, I have no room to talk. I went to bed at like five in the morning. Yeah, I know. I was going to say, what are you talking about? We were wasted at your wedding.

That's right. And then remember, somebody, this is the night before I went to my girlfriends, it's like, you need to go to bed. And I was like, why? And she's like, you're getting married the next day you have to take pictures. I'm like, oh, yeah, we stumbled through that shit. You made it.

You did a really good job though. I can't believe you were doing that. I could barely, I barely did stand up. Actually, your whole wedding, you might as well have just put me in a wheelchair or like a moving blanket, you know, just move, drag me around places. Or a hammock where everybody else was like curled up in midway through because it was painful. How much we trained. Yeah, by the way, can we just discuss something really quick? I didn't break this down and I used to reminded me But the five hour break between the wedding and the reception

I at first I was like what a fucking bitch like people have kids and like have things to do and whatever But then again, I need people fly to like a No-where's fill fishing village and it was like a four day event. So I really have no talk, but I didn't make people wait for like five hours. Yeah, I'm not sure what that was about. That was a long time. I guess because of filming or something, I don't know, but who cares? I went to sleep. I was like, bye, it's an excuse to take an app.

I would, I loved it personally. So, um, court, court brought, bring sandwiches and milk and cameras like, Oh, honey, I want to show Carrie my porn book, my mommy porn. Okay, you want to see what my mommy porn is? So for Christmas, he made her mommy porn, which is him doing tours around the house. This, I mean, that to me, again, equals like when, when they're like, Kim, the husband, I mean, it was cute, but like it reminded me of Walter, my husband. Yeah. Where it's like, you know what's so hot is when he does those things.

I don't think it's hot. I just think it's like expected up this point. Yeah. He loves to sweep. Oh my God, he loves to back. He loves it. It's like hearing people say you don't have a dishwasher. Of course I do. It's my husband. Oh My God, that would be what's her name? lady who watches dishes, but like he's not gonna watch a dish. So then we go to the ceremony and the big drama is is my mama here.

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If I would have gone, I would have like, you know my ass would have made friends with people and then like, I'm a guy, I'm a friend now. And then I would have just you know my ass would have made friends with people and then like I'm a guy with friends now and then I would have just turned that shit around. Well, we did, you know, we did make friends because I, you know, I get like that at a wedding. Hello, I love all your friends. Oh, I know. Actually, I'm a wedding person. I love to go to weddings. And they love this. Yeah. I didn't notice any like housewife drama or anything going on. I guess they were doing that in other places. Probably because they knew they knew we'd be sitting there. And they love this, yeah. I didn't notice any housewife drama or anything going on.

I guess they were doing that in other places. Probably because they knew we'd be sitting there like, girl, put it on Instagram. I'm like, oh, girl, look what just happened. Oh my God. I mean, I'm just saying, I didn't see anything that seemed like they had to pump it up to make it juicier, but it just seems like it's gonna be tame again. I don't get it.

I don't know. Wait, oh, see? I feel like you, okay, fuck, you're gonna roll me in. No, I'm just saying, I don't know. I don't know, but you have to keep watching it. Anyway, it's Dallas. You never give up on Dallas. No, I did give up on Dallas until you. And I had to watch it from the very beginning starting yesterday. Like, literally, it's like light. Wow. I did.

Yeah, I committed it. Wow, that's good. You get a golden. That's why I'm golden. Nothing really. Like, we didn't give you shit for this. That's for sure. You went, you went some golden same, you went a golden same valve to where I can't, I

can't, I can't wait to win a golden crappy for like most committed podcast guests. You never know the golden crappies are coming up very very soon Katie. Oh my god and listen can I please make them this year? Yes please do I hate it's I can't like my landlord's gonna kill me if I spray paint 20 more poo poo's Outside of my apartment building like she's gonna murder me. I do it. It's been two years in a row And she's not having it anymore. So you do it your budget is three dollars and 78 cents. Listen, you know I'm a crafty bitch and you're gonna be very impressive by skills You know I'm from a prison town in upstate New York. We used to have to make her own Halloween costume. Like, I got this.

Let me just spray your shit cold. So we make costumes. We wrap the cheese for whole foods. I'm good at hard fights. Like you don't even know. You don't even know. Katie, thank you so much for being here. Everybody go find Katie and official Katie,

Kazzurla on the Instagram on the gram Follow her rant go see your comedy shows You list them all there on Instagram right? Tell people what shows are coming up. Yeah, and if you want to go DM her Yeah, she's got shows the last week of December leading into New Year's Eve in Reno So if you're gonna be around there go party with some Kazzorls. Okay? Yes Love you guys we will talk to you next week

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