Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!

Episode Date: October 19, 2019

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Watch what happens when this song happens Hello, Virginia! Yeah! Wow! Hello! I feel like I'm in that train song, meet Virginia. I'm sorry for bringing train into this, especially the night after. Virginia's for lovers, hey, can we get more lights? I need to be bathed, darling. I'm on their show off my beautifully argoned,

oiled skin. Beautiful. So look how my spin looks. Oh, thank you. I could not iron. I'm a blonde, oiled skin. Beautiful. So look how my spin looks. Oh. Oh, thank you. I could not iron. I'm very sorry. I had a myster shirt. I think you look very lovely. Doesn't run.

Very, very lovely. I wear spring colors. Everyone here looks lovely. You can know what a cool place this is. This is a beautiful place. Yeah, I was gonna grow it. I'm screaming it. Just tell me. It's lovely. It's okay. This is a beautiful place. Yeah, I was gonna agree with you guys. What?

Just screaming it, just tell me. It's okay. It's okay. It's the way it sounds. Virginia's a beautiful place to visit. It's really pretty here. You guys have a heart. Corner!

Rob and I are gonna come here on our honeymoon. Oh wait, he dumped me. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr It really is beautiful and I wasn't sure at first just because I'm a moody bitch and we drove here from The other place and we I'm so dumb you guys Which is gorgeous so we were driving in I was like this is so beautiful But you go through those trees and then the sand shining through and it's just gorgeous It's like a dream, but I was like how do epileptic people do this because it's just like It's like a dream, but I was like how do epileptic people do this because it's just like And I was just like lowing to sleep on Ben and our God's care then oh God I had to drive a mini van today like a little family and our Dodge mini van and our invisible children

I was a small all over the back seat I was a monster because I really needed Starbucks. And I was like, I really need Starbucks. I really need it. And like every sign was like every restaurant or fast food outlet except for Starbucks. It was like Bojangles and Denny's and like. Bojangles. Bojangles, junior.

And like, I was like, where are the Starbucks? So finally, after like two hours, I was like, Ronnie, please, we have to find the Starbucks. And he was like, all mad. He was like, fumbling his phone. I was like, Ronnie. So, we have to find the Starbucks. And he was like, all mad. He was like, fun-ling his phone. And I was like, Ronnie, so we're like, because you know when you're next to a dumb person in a car, me, it's like, look on the maps for the nearest Starbucks.

And I was like, there is 117 miles, and he starts looking, it was behind us, you know. Don't ask me to look. It's so mad. You never asked me how to get some place. So we finally find the Starbucks, which was lovely. It was like in the best place on Earth. It was in Peterson. best place on earth.

It was in Peterson. Peterson. There was a Marshalls. Yeah, you guys have everything here. It was like, it was live here, because they always saw we're trees, and then we saw, I think, some wheat, and then we saw more trees. But then once you turn off, it's like, girls, everything goes to the

teachers. The Marshalls. It was like a Mar. That is a T.K. The Marsos. It was like a Maro's Tena Wonderland. Yeah, it was amazing. Actually, we haven't really, speaking of transportation, we actually, so when we actually landed in Chapel Hill, we had this lady, we had an Uber driver named Andrea. And she was hilarious.

She's like, how's the way you from? I'm from New York. What's going on? How's it going? You know,'re from? I'm from New York, what's going on? How's it going? You know, like a slow Bethany, you know? What's the matter? What's happening? What's going on?

And so we were talking, I'm like, oh, we do a podcast. Like, oh, yeah, podcast. And we're like, yeah, it's about a lot of listens to that. I do a lot of listens to podcasts. What's your podcast about? Well, it's about Bravo. So Ben's like, call your daughter right now, you know? How he is.

I'm just so glad she wasn't like, fuck them. I like bitch-sash, you know? Because you know, that's the answer I was expecting. It's like, don't put her on the spot like that poor kid. But it was really awesome. Our Uber driver's daughter is a full-on Geraldine. Yeah. And I think they came to our Chapel Hill show,

so just Sarah and Andrea... I don't know, it was a bad sign, because she tweeted us before, like, I'm coming up there, I'm gonna come see the... But then she didn't tweet after, so... Oh, no, that was a weird feel to it. That was a weird feel to it. At the sort of Orange County that we did last night. I know. So I just wanted to say, love you guys.

This town is so artistic and beautiful. We went to lunch here and saw all the hand painted shit. A bunch of sick shit. Like all the hand painted beautiful artwork on the outside of the restrooms and stuff. Beautiful place. Yeah. Yeah.

And you guys pretend like you'll be healthy and vegetarian like, hey, we have a girl vegetable sandwich. Are you fucking liars? I know there was bacon in there, I tasted it. And then it's just like cheese dripping down my face. And I was like, yes, this is my town. We went to a place that was like very Gina. It was called lunch. No, it's called lunch in dinner.

It was like lunch in supper. Lunch in supper. Lunch in supper. I like going to the X. It's called lunch in supper, and I like lunch in supper. Lunch is supper. I like going to the ex is called lunch and supper, and I like lunch and supper. And we had a very no me waitress, Naomi from Southern Charms, who was like, hi.

She kind of gave us a little. But would we ask about something? I was like, oh, so how was the crab cake? She's like, I don't know. I'm not from the north. I don't know. She's like, you're in Virginia. And we have a small crack.

Okay, thank you. You're just saving us. This is my kind of town. Yeah, we had a fun time. But enough about Virginia. Let's talk about some Dallas, shall we? We'll have some ballers! So welcome to Watch For Crappens, a podcast about Bravo.

Thank you guys all for coming. Everyone's hi to everyone back there all the way at the bar, et cetera. Hi. Oh my god, you guys are so far away. Trash is a trigger word for me, just kidding. Who says that? That's how this episode starts.

It's a memory of Stephanie going, Trash is like a or word for me. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hmm. What is recycling, do you, Stephanie? Oh, I'm so sorry. I wrote this on my notes because I was looking through Facebook. You know how Facebook listens to you now?

And if you're like, oh, I talked about a place called Lentcher supper. And then the ads will be like, lunch or supper. Or if you say a McKenzie child, you'll look on your phone. You're like, are they listening to me? Cause fucking McKenzie's dead child is coming up here every other app. So today I go on Facebook, and the first thing I see as an ad that says,

it shouldn't be hard to get hard. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the hell? Okay, real awesome. That sounds like a leonism. Shouldn't be hard to get hard. Oh really?

Your heart couldn't be as hard as my childhood. Hard childhood. Oh yeah, by agra, how about you get some lock-in? Okay. And today we got lian. You know, she's doing her arm thing. Yeah. But now she's like in the cast of hair.

Yeah. Like in the very of hair, like the very first song, like, everything she's so upset. She's like, you listen to me. She was doing a lot of like, restaurant, she was like,

no. No. By the way, there's someone here named Allison and her birthday, so happy birthday, Allison. Birthday, Allison. Okay, so Trixie Monaco is at full force for this episode. Oh, of course.

Trixi Monaco makes all the bravo music in our minds. Yeah, this one. They say your party won't be on till I get up in the place. Hey, people say my name. And then we're at Leigh Ann's house. Yeah, yeah. Oh, bitch. When do you want to do the cake tasting?

And he's like, I don't know how to taste cakes. How do you taste cakes? How do you do that? You just put cake in your mouth and you see what a taste like? Really? He's been married like 11 times. Yeah. She's like, when do you do that other times?

You were married. He's like, like 11 times. Yeah. She's like, what'd you do the other times you were married? He's like, I don't remember. By the way, can I talk for a moment about the opening credits for this show, the opening lines? I actually think the lines are really, really good this season. But I was watching it this week. And I realize that every week I feel like Dandro's yelling at me.

Do you ever feel that? She's like, I'm mind a map business. So stop minding yours. I'm like, I'm minding my business. So stop minding yours. I'm like, I'm just watching the show. I'm sorry, Deandra. Don't project onto me. You're just satisfactionally your mother. Mother.

Mother. I know every damned retag line should end with mother. I'm on a business, and maybe you should try my dear mother. Why do you do this to me, mother? So Rich is pretending he doesn't know how to eat cake. Yeah. And it's like my Mima does that. Hey Mima, call me if you need to go to the doctor.

I don't know how to do that. Yeah. You don't know how to call me. I don't know how to use that phone. It's like a jitterbug fucking flip phone. I bought it. I programmed everything in that. And that's a bug. Are you press one for Ronnie? Like literally that's all yet?

I don't know how to do that. You don't know how to work your phone? No. I don't know how to work my phone. I feel like that's the privilege of being older is that you get to select or decide. You don't know what to do. How do you do anything so we don't have to do anything, right? It's the first time you do it for her. She's like, well I don't know how to do it now. I don't remember. You liar! Whether you want me to come down? You're fucking phone free, stop it! Yeah, me, ma. I'm standing up for you. Whenever we do real housewives of Dallas, I get real down home.

Yeah! I have been saying that all weekend. Thank you. To people who are you? Stop! I know, I do it too, but it's more insulting because I'm from the north, so I just... Yeah. I'm patronizing. Thank you. It's my truth coming out. So then we wind up going to a like a cheer place it's called cheer up. Oh no, oh no, I'm so sorry. First we go over to Dandra, who's working out with...

KURIO! OOOOOO! So they're working out, and this is the first shot you see of Dandra's face. She's like... I don't know what... Like what the hell did you just need to be in sacrifice? I don't know why Mother designed these machines to be so difficult for me, Mother. Yeah.

She is just eating with popcorn, just watching. The Andres. Yeah, mom of these back there making the ellipticals tighter. But it was like one of those weird Dallas clat, you know, one of those rich lady clasps, they were probably stretching them all over. And Deandra looks like she's about to die. She's all cross-eyed and Carrie goes,

you look like you were having a baby during this workout. They do so much baby shaming on this show, it's amazing. And just exercise shaming, fucking Carrie. I wasn't sure about Carrie, but now I am. Like, just get someone to be bitchy to me in an exercise class. They're built for this, you know? Yeah, I don't know.

I'm still, the jury's out a little bit for me on, Carrie. I just, I'm still waiting. I feel like she's making good progress so far, but I still want more. She's starting fights with glow necklace as a round-trade actor. Sounds good to me. So cheer athletics, cheer dance,

tumbling, car wash, candy store, woodshed, death factory, bookstore. Like, they do everything at this place. Yeah, so it's like this big light cheerleading place and like muffler dealership. Academy, if you will. And so Brandy is there with her children, her lovely, lovely children.

Really just sweet angels, sweet, beautiful, ginger angels. I'm on their side. You know every time I see those kids, I'm like, put some gum in her hair while you're in the back. So Brandi has brought them there to like to teach them cheerleading because Brandi says, well even though I'm a cheerleader I never I never wanted to push this on the maverick before like even though I talk about cheerleading every single time I tell my camera I never push this on whatsoever. I never push this on the maverick before. Like, even though I talk about your reading every single time, I tell him on camera, I never push this on him whatsoever.

I never push this on my children, just so I have someone else in play in order to compete with. Yeah. I don't want to compete with my daughters. I would never want to do that. Never. It starts like doing cartwheels and shit

in front of the kids. Like, let your kid do, although her kids are really mean to her. Her kids, like, that was terrible for mother. Yeah, mother, you look like a slut. And they had my favorite Jim guy. He's now my favorite Jim guy because he does the Dallas Hand talking to. He's like, so, I hear that you're getting them ready for tryout.

Have you guys said a date? It like runs his hand rolls his hand. Is that a template? Have you tumble towards the date? And then we see bro, I mean Brooklyn has been like a monster this season and we you know or a hero or hero. It's like that movie where Anton Lina Jolie is really the hero but she's like the evil queen you tried to kill sleeping beauty. Yeah, I'm on her side.

It depends on which reboot you're watching. Are you watching The Dark Knight? Or are you watching Joker? It depends. But so basically, I've always felt like Brooklyn has been sort of possessed and then like... And then she starts doing like the literal exorcists backwards walk. And I'm like... She was literally like...

I'm like, she was literally like, I'm like, I'm like, you all know she's about to puke some pea soup on your neck, right? You should take a step back. But I'm like, I really don't want to compete with you. Okay, you're crawling on the ceiling now. I literally can't do that. Oh, literally. I know she's flexible, but she has spun her head all the way around. But he's like, look what I can do. A backflip. Brooklyn's just like levitating. Look at John Madale.

It is Halloween, just spooky episode. Oh. So Brooklyn, she's like, you know, I know I get that it's just having kids, but lately, everything with Brooklyn is a struggle. How do you think she feels? Yeah. Well, Brandy's all still like a little bit of an underminer, too, which I always love when mothers do that on Bravo,

because Brooklyn tries to do like a cartwheel and she sort of falls over and Brandy's like, mm, you almost did it. Yeah. I was like, you're almost there. You're almost as good as me, a former professional cheerleader. Yeah. So then Brandy really is just competing this whole time.

She's like doing flips and front ratio. Oh, that means he does backflip off of the things. That's that matter. It's like Brandy put me into the pyramid. Look at me, up in the pyramid. It's like a little kid trying to top her. But at least you admit it, she's like, well, honestly, this is fun because basically, I get to show off from my kids.

Because my husband doesn't pay attention to me. Season one scars. Don't make me feel bad for Brandy. That's not what I signed up for. It's Halloween. Things are scary. They did a lightning. Oh yeah, a lightning. And then a door.

Door. They made it seem like it was literally the apocalypse. There was like rain pouring down. Like everyone was like running for cover. And then we're like, we're at toasted coffee. I was like, Stephanie's at toasted. Yeah, so Stephanie goes into this coffee place and she's like I'm like really why do we have all this thunder and lightning for avocado toast?

Why do we have all this thunder and lightning for avocado toast? It's so dramatic. So she's there to meet my personal hero. Miss Cameron Westcott. She's like, gosh. I should have brought Louis with me, but I didn't know the restaurant accepted dogs. How's your weekend going? Not. Not.

I want to barize just kind of closing, and she thinks that both of them are, you know what I'm saying? Hmm. Hmm. Excepted dogs. I mean, they take credit cards and cash, but I didn't know they took dogs too. So she's like, how's your weekend going? It going as step into it and then camera just stare at her going Mm-hmm. I don't believe you

So she's like um okay, well Okay, I know we had our differences like that party, but um I just wanted to like close this chapter and like figure it out with you closest chapter, and I figured out with you. Cameron's like, mm-hmm. Last time I- Like keep going. Last time I checked, you didn't order me a taco salad. We're not at the taco salad stage, which is why we're attested.

Yeah. So Stephanie is like, you know, I know you didn't feel accepted by us in the beginning, but I feel like that we both probably felt a little bit of judged. And like, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry for my part in that. And Cameron goes, which is a nice thing to say.

And Cameron's like, yeah. I don't know how you felt judged in the beginning. Even though my voice is naturally juggied, I don't know why you would feel that way. It's just how I talk. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know how you felt judged, because I'm like the victim here, you know

It's like yeah, but you know We've never felt accepted in the beginning. It's like I don't know how you felt not accepted in the beginning Camry's just gonna like talk. Yeah, I'm going to go in the sound effects go My favorite sound effect and Cameron has her little monologues like I never like I filter issues in the beginning What's cuz Brandi and I had tangles? I felt our issues in the beginning was because Brandy and I had tangles. Yeah, tangles. For instance, when Brandy was screaming at my face in the table, saying the F and word.

F and word. The F and word. She was singing in my face. F and word. In my face, she was going to come across the table and poke my eyes out with the F and words. You didn't even say anything to her. I'm like, um, well see, like, um, like, I just think like, you know, sometimes people like creep me and bring me together. And like, I don't really like when I do that. Hold on.

Brandy, I'm telling her right now that I really don't like when people are together. Oh my God, she almost did it. Tell her she almost did it. Almost made that backflip. I don't know if you ever see it. Every corner news is the time for commercial break. They're just ads, but they work. Qua, whale. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. When someone's being attacked, it's appropriate to stand up and defend your friend, girl. I'm girl. I'm like, not Jesus. Like, send to this earth to tell other people what's right? No, that's my job and what you did was not right. I feel like

Sometimes you can't defend me Because I don't know maybe it's because I have such a prestigious job with a global pet expo Global Pots bow Sad Global Potspo. Sad. Global Paxpo. You know? In my eyes, a good friend would have stood up and said, brandy, sit down, and don't yell,

f-ing, and people space. F-ing and people space. Thunder, thunder. It's... So, yeah, so Cameron's gets pushing this whole idea that like Stephanie, even though Cameron was the one's gets pushing this whole idea that like Stephanie, even though Cameron was the one who started this whole argument at that table, that Stephanie should have somehow stood up for her after Brandy said, Evan.

In my face. In my face. So Stephanie's like, well, I was having a hard time on that trip because you know, I was thinking about like suicide and stuff and I was like, and you told Carrie about it, and not me. Yeah, you were to Carrie and you told her all about it, and you've known her for like two weeks, and I've been here for like two years. And it's like, okay, but okay, I get that you wish

that I would have gone to you, but I just don't know that I could talk to you because I hope then the future we have a relationship where I could like come to you, but like right now, I'm like, I don't know. It's like, you know what I'm like on the surface. And Catherine's like, Catherine. The camera's like, mm-hmm.

Surface? Mm-hmm. As soon as I see that surface in my face. Surface, that's a discontinued tabla. Mm-hmm. If the moment that Stephanie said surface, I was like, oh, okay, Cameron's gonna hear that and then she's just gonna go around in circles.

Like you're done, you're done, you're avocado toast, don't even bother, like, this is over, right? And of course that's exactly what happened. It's funny that you say the word surface in my face. Yeah. Because I thought we had a really deep relationship where I could call you and be like, girl, girl. I'm glad you and be like, girl.

Girl. I'm glad you told me where we stand, because now I know where we stand. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry, girl, that I put a lot of effort into this friendship. Like, that really hurts my feelings. Like, I reached out to you that we worked out on Monday,

and we really shared a lot. And then it does a flashback of them working out and she goes, my mom says beauty is pain. I've really reached out to her. Like, I work out with her on Mondays. Like, I don't tell anyone that thing that my mom said. That's a Cameron family secret. And I told her.

And then she's doing that thing where she thinks she's being like a tough girl from the Bronx, you know, in her diary room session. And she's like, it's like in her head, like she pops up in the camera. Like, and now we're surface. We're surface. We did the class where we vibrated ourselves with cold metal.

So, I've been to Surla top, Vibrated ourselves with cold metal. So. I've been to Surla Tab, but I've never been to Surface. Or Sur. I've been to Surla Tab, but I've never been to Mi The Tab. So she's like, and now you're saying I'm Surface? What the hell? And the best part is while Cameron is fully victimizing herself She has the audacity to say Everyone's playing the victim

I'm in the victim here. I'm the victim. I was the one that was attacked and I thought it should be my friend That should have been there and she wasn't there And now you're saying that I wasn't there. And now I'm the bad friend. I'm the victim here. And you guys are trying to be the victim. But I'm the victim here. And then they pull out some Leanne stock music. It's like carnival music.

It's like, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And Stephanie's like, when Cameron is like fighting with you, she's like a hamster, and we all see this keeps going. And because of Cameron going, when someone is like, when Cameron is like fighting with you, she's like a hamster, and we all see this keeps going. And because of Cameron going, when someone is attacked, you go outside and you say stop, you squinty eyes, little monster.

Dada, dada, dada, and going. You hope the needy people, okay? The people they just need to go seasoning packets and the hug, okay? Dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada. The people who fight horses, the rest of us can carry around purse Wayne Jackets without being

mocked and public. I got it. So then the camera gets up. And whenever she stands up quickly, she does that corp-spray thing where her head falls over. She's like, and she does like the Michael Jackson zombie,

the thriller thing where her head like kind of creeps over. She's like, my head accelerates at a different range. So she's standing up and Stephanie is like, Stephanie is being so matured during this and she's like, I understand that you felt alone and I'm trying to honor those feelings and can we go, oh, okay, I'll sit down. It's like thank you for honoring me with your sitting down. Yeah. She's like, well, I want to move forward.

And I'm glad that you talked to me. I'm glad you said sorry, sorry, whatever you said, plus sorry, because that was great. And so she's like, this has been the most exhausting moment of my life. I just feel like I gave birth like literally to a six foot tall blonde baby. That's true, kind of.

And then Stephanie goes, I'm literally gonna take this to go and she hasn't even touched her avocado toast, which by the way was also the saddest avocado toast I've ever seen. Can we talk about that? What a stingy ass place this toasted is. OK, they put one avocado slice.

They tried to spread on this thin veneer. That's not what I want out of my avocado. And that's not what America needs. It's a damn bad. That's the not the lot. Who is it? That's not the lots of one-out enjoy. To enjoy. To enjoy, yes. I'm toasted. Oh, God. Okay, so Stephanie's like, um, okay

I'm really glad we worked this out so like the past The past is in the past so like we never have to have this conversation again Right, I'll never mention it again Capital agent you're off of a I just wanted to focus on you. And I was terrified. So then we just... We didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean it, we didn't mean like, how you, how you, the avocado toast, you know who needs toast, it's me, it's me. It's like hard rock and it's like,

oh, Stephanie's at lunch again. Yeah. Yeah, Stephanie goes immediately to a lunch with Brandy. And speaking of avocado, was anyone else extremely distracted by the lady in the background with avocado earrings?

Yeah, so it was a very avocado episode. There was a lady right there in the camera who was like, oh, I heard they're shooting Dallas today. So I'm putting on my brightest avocado. Shit, he rings. They were huge. It was huge, like avocado, like someone cut an avocado and they probably were not even real earrings.

She probably literally cut an avocado in half. I was like, I have five minutes. Just stick to somewhere here. And she had like a matching outfit, and then she was talking like this. She was one of those background people who totally doesn't know they're on TV. She was like, she's like, I am emoting a lot.

What a great story. Yeah. But she left there like completely blinded by her avocado. There's like green like walkimoli flying pass everyone's face. She's like, we saw you, lady. We know what you're up to.

So Brandy's like, you know what would be so much fun? Haunted house. You're that scary. That's scary. Like a real one, like a house, like a place with a medium. Yes, she wants to go ghost hunting, which is, I guess maybe that's what happens after you see your daughter climb upside down.

Now that I realized that my daughter's possessed and Max Fenceido is not available, I thought we should go ghost hunting instead. I want to compete backflips with all the ghosts. Do we find? So she's like, well, if nothing happens, we can do the Ouija board. And Stephanie's like, um, uh, do you think the devil's

gonna come inside you? Oh, like speaking of. I'm gonna take a coffee with Cameron. Yeah. So, and poor Stephanie, she's so optimistic. You know what God, we love Stephanie. She is so nice and so sweet. And so forever optimistic.

She is. But she really, she's like, yeah, I had a conversation with Cameron and I really went, well, I think like everything's fine. Everything's good. It's like that part in the horror movies since we're talking about spooky things and they're like, well, looks like we got rid of the ghost. Let's go back into the house. Everything's fine. And then next thing you know, like, Cameron. Yeah Just like Carrie like Just like a sad hand out of the dirt

Well Kyle Richards is going back to Halloween. So you know that is like a housewife return She's gonna be tray Michael. Yeah Michael's gonna be like I've been betrayed Michael Mara's gonna try to kill, and she's just gonna be like, listen, Michael, it's not, we'd love you, we'd love you, but we know that you've been selling stories to make our minds like, try to kill you! I mean, finally Michael removes a mask and he's like, can! I think that if Michael Myers saw Kyle Richards in that fedora, he just turned around to go to different house.

It's too difficult. Yeah, he's like no, it's not worth it. He's like my job is to scare people and this fedora is already doing it So why would I take that away from the world of monsters? So they're talking about this how she went to see Cameron and she's like, I'm so proud of myself because like I've been going to my like life coach and like it really taught me to stand up for myself And then they got to the life coach and she's like now Have we invested in Stephanie But we want to do is invest in Stephanie so the lifestyle goes up I was like, oh, shut up, give me back my money.

You're hot, you're thin, and you're rich. Stop fucking crying. Okay, there's the therapy, it was free. Okay. So they're talking about Leanne's upcoming bachelor at party, and Brandy's not going to be able to make it because of the, like, Brooklyn has a cheer audition somewhere, and Stephanie, everyone's

just like laughing already. Uh-huh. And Deandra wasn't invited. So, and then they started talking about how there's like all these events for this wedding. And there's like a lingerie party last week. Then the batch wrap party, then the couple shower, and then like a doggy shower, and then that.

Donate me some dillards gift cards from a good reason party. Yeah. So then we see... Popcorn Pups, not a world party. So then there's like this montage of all the housewives talking about what events they've been invited to. So you have like Stephanie be like, I've been invited to the lingerie party, the bachelor party, and the couples party.

And then Carrie's like, I'm invited to lingerie and bessie! And Brandon's like, I'm invited to the lingerie and a couple's party. And then we just get to Cameron and she like, I'm a luxury ambassador. And Brandon's like, I'm invited to a brother in the luxury and a couples party. And then we just got to Cameron. And she goes, I've been invited to everything. Of course you have, you're the richest one there. Shit, I invited Cameron places. I don't even know the bit.

It's like Cameron, you want to come to dinner? Just keep inviting Cameron to everything every day. Yeah. And then of course, Dandro. I didn't get invited to anything mother. So then, Tricky. You know that D has all those invitations in her closet. She's like, oh, I'm sorry. I guess you didn't get invited again, Dandro. Does that make you sad?

Mother's here. Yeah, Mama D would like hack that fucking website, you know, just like erase all the people she would. So then we get to Steve Kimble, otherwise known as the living version of Liza Manelli, just trying to keep Liza Manelli's alive. She is living. She is alive.

Sorry Liza, God. The living spirit of Judy Garvey. Not the worst gay first. Like I do a Bravo podcast. There is nothing gayer than what I'm doing. I could be sucking a dick and it would be less gay than what I'm doing right now. And I forgot Liza. How could you do that to Liza?

Poor Liza. I'm sorry, but I mean, okay, it's the living Liza in heat. Because you know Liza ain't in heat. Like Liza's not in Palm, okay, it's the living lights in heat because you know why is it in heat? Like, Liza's not in Palm Springs like, like it's great. She's somewhere air conditioned. Yeah. Anyway, Steve Kimball is who I met. He has a giant thing in his hair and he's just walking on going, okay.

He's wearing a glitter thing then then with feathers, like coming down, like glitter jacket, and his wig, which is so cute, his Blagoia Vitch wig. Blagoia, what was his name? Rob Blagoia Vitch said, I want to look more like Chris Kardashian. Yes. So it was like sort of caught in the middle, but with a fascinator too. He's basically like a one man pride float. And a one man parade. Which by the way is an honor. We can't dream to be as wonderful as that. I love that guy. Every gig,

everybody should have a friend like that. Like when you walk in the room, they're like, yes! What can we ask people to give you, Ronnie? Well, I was really hoping that I would be able to get this two million dollar house after all I've done for you Mr. Realtor Ronald I have always supported clowns in my journey, and I thank you for this big Mac combo meal, thank you. Wow, well, I could pay for that big potato, but I've been so nice to Brandy and Wendy, obviously that shows I like women with red hair or so.

Just landscaping free fast food. Yeah, just landscaping everything. I've been so supportive of living in spaces. Thank you, living spaces for this sectional. I once had a Chihuahua. Thank you, Taco Bell, for that perrito. Thank you. I like that you're aiming.

We're just aiming so low. Oh, hello. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to alter some tacos and accounts. Like, I'm cheap living spaces, spaces, and accounts. You try to elevate it with living spaces. I can't. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it.

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You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it. You're trying to elevate it. minutes after you ordered it, you know? No one answers it, Taco Bell. Where's my Taco Bell? Yeah, buddy. A lot of consistency with Taco Bell. So Leanne comes in, it's a huge, garish, because this is like the gaysie food, you know. It's actually called gays and gals. It's like very Neenie leaks.

Like, gays and gals and wheyer. Gays, water, bottles all the same food and plastic, kochamons, plastic cups and guys, party. So she's hugging everybody and she's got to veil with Rich's face, you know, in like different hot phases. Yeah. Rich is one of those people who hit 47,

probably when he was 13 and he just stayed there forever. He's like Steve Martin, he just sort of hit that age of like in the 70s and just like this is how I'm gonna look for the rest of life. Yes, like equal hotness the whole time you know. It was just like different eye patches every time. So like lands were wearing some like cheap veil with like all these like cutouts that are like taped on with scotch tape all over the veil. And you know that fucking kinko spedEx had to donate that shit to her too. So I'm always supported you, Kinkos FedEx. I have brought so many things here to be laminated.

So I'm always supported laminated shit, Kinkos FedEx. There is someone who's like really supportive of our Kinkos humor here. Thank you. She's like, oh, finally, our kinkos humor here. Thank you So then lians like being hugged by people with the veil We just have to talk about this veil. Okay, so this like you know like a typical like cheap veil Like with stuff on it. You know, it's like it's like a bachelor party and Cameron comes up and goes You know, it was like a bachelor party, and Cameron comes up and goes,

girl, that's the best bail I've ever seen in my life. It's like the taco salad of bells. So Liam's hugging people and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do not touch my hands. I heard them injecting. They're filled. I do not touch my hands. I heard them inject it. They're filled.

She got her fucking ham filled. Like with M&M's? What does that mean? Who did that for free? You do it? You're so young. Get out of here. Is your ham filled? I mean, I should.

I was like, who gets their ham? Oh, Jesus, God. I got old bitch hands They're just hands, but they feel quite well But I'm already filled you know like what I wake up. Who can I have bigger hands? Look at that fucking things I feel like and you know the here's a thing I don't really trust a lot of filler places because I've seen what they've done to a lot of our housewives And the truth is I know if I went to get my hands filled out to come out looking like Mickey Mouse He's very famous. He's got a lot of Instagram followers

Actually, I'm in getting my hands filled immediately. You know, I like Mickey Mouse But I didn't appreciate when he got on my face. I was like, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. Seem about Willie was Ethan in my face. Yeah. So Cameron, a native California, and tells us something about Texas culture. She's like, it's a true thing to celebrate many, many times before you're one. For instance, when I was getting married to court, every time I left the room, people would celebrate.

They celebrated so many times. Must be a Texas thing. Oh, we only do that in Texas. Like parties, like before weddings, people have parties It's a thing so other carry original carry pirate carry it's funny saying original carry it's about Carrie Dubor because Well, I mean coke has gone through a lot of iterations, too. That's true. That's true So anyway, yes, it's like saying RoboCop,

original RoboCop, you know? So, originally Carrie checks in on Stephanie, she's like, girl. Girl. Girl. Sorry, you triggered me into it, Cameron. Girl. This is like, girl.

Girl. As much as I grow. And she has that one, pop my eye. It's just like, like, you don't know if it's mad. Do you just need your spinach? What's going on, Gary Dimmer? That instantly made my eye edge when you said that. Like, just saying, can you hear me?

My eye has been twitching lately. And like, I've had that involuntary twitch of the eye, which is karma. That's some karmic shit that's coming to me. That's why I'm wonky eye on one eye. Because I was always making fun of Andy Cohen. And then I woke a voluntary Twitch of the eye, which is karma. That's some karmic shit that's coming to me. That's why I'm wonky eye on one eye. Because I was always making fun of Andy Cohen, and then I woke up just one of my eyes was like half close.

Some karmic shit. You gotta be careful. You can't make fun of Andy Cohen. He'll get you. This is just basic karma. Oh shit, my eyes half closed. I'm gonna start developing a twitch. And then his hands get bigger suddenly.

And then he's gonna pop up and be like, so, Ronnie, have you had anything done since the last time we saw you? It looks like your eyes are a little wonky. Where'd you get those boobs, Ron? How's your penis even having sex with people lately? We're the fakeest bitch bitch you know that, right? Because just this week we're like, hi, anticoan.

No, no, we are fake. We're fake. We're like emailed. We, we did. But I was totally supportive. He's like, hi, I'm DeCon. Do you want to cut the word I face? That's one time.

And it's like, eighth assistant was like, no itch. So his assistant was wonderful. No, I emailed Andy Cohen's assistant. I was like, hey, we're doing some shows in New York. We'd love it if you could come. If Andy could come, because we're like Bravo. We're at the end of the day. We're all big Bravo fans, et cetera.

And so the assistant was great. She passed it along to the publicity manager. And the publicity manager was like, Andy won't be able to participate. We're busy. We're busy. But of course you are. It was K-Chestain, basically. No.

No. No. I feel like K-Chestain offers all the rejection emails like that ever. No. I'm sorry, we can't help you at this time. I'm sorry. We can't accommodate that request this time. Yeah. Like you check your that request this time, yeah.

Like you check your Uber rating. Like, do I have a decent Uber rating? No. No. It's just Kate's face there, like a little Nissan Maxima. Am I approved for this loan? No, no. No.

No. You're a podcaster, no. No. No. No. I had to confess that I'm a fake bitch. I'm a bitch. I like that a lot.

People get through life, actually. Anytime you are faced with rejection, just imagine it's K-Chestane doing it to you. And it's like so much better. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Good life advice.

That's right. Yeah. So, OK. Where are we in this show? Carrie Dubers. You see what Carrie Duber leads to? Yeah. Get her we in this show? Carrie Dubers, you see what Carrie Duber leads to? Like, get her back on this show. So Carrie Duber is talking to Stephanie.

And it's like, so, um, girl, you good with Cameron because you look a little weird. It's like, oh my god, like things with Cameron are amazing, like we're gonna lunch the other day. It's really good, it's like, mm-hmm, okay. So she goes straight, it's like five seconds later. Terry walks right up the camera. Girl. Girl. So, Steph said you had a good conversation. And Cameron's like, oh yeah. She did. That's so nice.

That's so sweet of her to lie like that. Yeah. And Carrie's like, um, I sent some like, um, lying in your voice, like, um, I just don't do fakeness, even though everything about me just seems to exude fakeness. I don't see fakeness, I just don't like it. Yeah. Like, I feel fakeness, like I feel it, Like, I'm just not buying into it, you know? Yeah. And here's where my theory comes in, the Cameron might be an alcoholic.

Because that's just crazy to go from being like, yes, everything is great to being like, fuck that girl. LAUGHTER Yeah, Cameron goes, yeah, so we agreed to move forward, but yeah, guess what? I'm not moving forward anymore.

I want this much forward, but I'm not going this much forward. Yeah, and the GageM teachers like, but are you going to this day? Like this day, how forward are we going to now? I'm just going a little forward, and then I'm stopping, and I'm waiting for someone to be like, hey, why don't you go so far forward? And I'll be like, because no one's stood up for me. It's I'm just staying right here. Girl. I've been in my face. Yeah, I've been in my face. She's like,

I'm with waiting Stephanie, a hundred percent, because I don't want to give daylight to someone who calls me a server sound. I was like, what? I had to rewind it, because it just didn't make sense. Like, obviously, she was repeating surface friend, but I just heard like, I'm not going to give daylight. First of all, you don't give daylight, man. Who does that? I'm not going to give daylight.

Somebody calls me a surface friend. Like, you would get on an airplane for free if you were a surface friend. You'd have to sleep under you were a service friend, you'd have to sleep under the seat a little bit, but it's a free ticket. It'd be beautiful. Do you know we've been doing so many Cameron things up on the stage that I've actually pulled my muscle back here?

I'm like, uh, revenge with Cameron. This is what it's like being a podcast. You have to make sacrifices for your craft. You should try and live in my body. Right. Yesterday I stepped up on something today. I was like So much working out so then Steve Steve gets back on the microphone is like Here comes Jenny P who's a drag queen who comes out and dances. That's like fun like drag queens, etc

etc and a tremendous amount of my friends are homosexuals. Never would have thought. Never would have thought. I am a drag queen trapped in an old lady's body. Oh, she said I'm a drag queen trapped in a white bitch's body. Oh, I was like, that's a soft weird. You're giving yourself your own check box on the census, you know?

So then Cameron has, of course, thoughts on drag queens. She's like, drag queens are much better than strippers. Trippers, gulls, sweaty. And you don't know where they've been touched. Because me the jeepers. Gives me the, the jeepers. Gives me the jeepers. Of jeepers. But you know if this was anyone else's party,

she would be like, drag queen surges? Scussy. Yeah. I don't like things that drag themselves. Stand up. So Leanne is getting that lap dance we all dreamed for in our party. Some drag queen being like, yeah! Hard underwear.

You know all the guys there were probably furious that there were no strippers. I mean that's the fun. That's the reason why you go to that trip. Yeah, it's like I didn't come to your party for drag queens. I could have done that at home. Yeah. I guess you could do strippers at home too. Yeah.

Well, that's true. They're more expensive though. True. And you can, yeah, dark leads are more fun. I agree with Cameron. Well, why can't we have both? I don't know, you're making these difficult choices. I'm not here to make difficult choices.

Just bring them both. I'll leave with every question. That's a hard question. Ask in the hard question. So, just so you're all going in for like, they all have a group hug and everything's like really, like everything is like just Oh wait, first though.

Well, Cameron is giving her shade to Stephanie for no reason. So they're watching the drag show and everyone is clapping and Stephanie is behind Cameron and she goes, Oh my god, I'm coming in! That is fucking amazing! Cameron's like, I won't look back at her. So she's like, oh, I'm sorry, I cursed. She goes, that's okay, you cursed behind me. So, work on. So, Carrie, I don't even know why Carrie, like Carrie with a K is there, but she's there. And so, everything's going well

And she decides that she wants to pull the end aside for a talk So I feel guilty that I met the special party because I was brought into this group at the hand run the androids and the air We said we are together here. Let's talk. She has this big glow necklace. Yeah So she's like, I've been coming to all your events. We're just nice But you haven't invited me to your wedding. OK, now you know I love some Liam Mocking. But Liam Mocking is getting herself in a bunch of fucking trouble. Did you not notice how Liam is talking to Carrie?

Carrie's like, listen, I love coming to all your events. And she goes, she kept saying, did you hear Liam? Say, she kept saying, she said, she's at chess. She kept saying something like, yeah, she kept saying did you hear me? Say, it's a chest, chest, like she said, chest. She kept saying something like, yep, but I was like, shit, shit, what are you doing right now? I already see her with a big shovel, just shoveling a fucking hole for yourself to fall into, you know?

Well, I just, like, am does. She did some glorious glittery holes. Yeah, including inviting carriage all her events, but not to the wedding. So she's like, she's like, oh, you're not in the mood to the wedding, I mean, you should be. I told Stephen about that crazy bitch who I hate. Ha ha ha ha.

You were invited? Now you know, the postal service loses about 30%. 30% of all the mail. You send a piece of mail and you are playing with fire. It's like the one company in the entire US that Leanne has done nothing for. Like they owe her nothing. They're like, did you ever done anything for us? So, Kerry is like, well, why is the Andron not here?

And so, Leanne's, so now Lee Ann's like, uh, I'm waiting for her to reach out to me. If she starts, like, it's a ballad on American Idol, where it starts like this. There's a couple of hands like this. And you just know, because you watch American Idol every week that soon someone's gonna be like But it always has to start like this So that's what she's doing. She's like, I'm waiting for her to reach out to me to me, okay

And she carries basically like like well, why don't you just be the bigger person? I always have to be the bigger person, okay? I'm always the bigger person. Why can't she be the bigger person? I mean, she is the bigger person. You know what I'm saying, Karen? You know what I'm saying? Oh no.

It's always like, dangerous. Yeah. So Karen's like, really? Because she's a bullet dice and a bullet dice. And she goes, I agree. So Leanne does that thing where she argues bullet, I said to the bullet, I said she was I agree. So Leanne does that thing where she argues with you, but she agrees with you first and argues so you're already nodding. Thank you.

So she goes, I agree. So what if I tell you that your husband Eduardo is fucking like three other women in this city and I know that you won't up to it. I know you won't up to Eduardo fucking other women because you should own up to that coast. We're friends. What did that send? What are you saying right now? And she's like, OK, but you can't keep bringing up the same thing.

And she goes, I'm not. Another problem with the USPS, by the way, oversawed male. Who are they to say it's over-sauce? Forever stamp. Forever stamp on me and DeAngel or forever stamp. Put a stamp on that. Not the last forever.

And then Carrie goes, but you've already forgiven her and she goes, I did! Like that agreeing before she disagree goes again. So Carrie is like, be the bigger person and invite her to the next event. First of all, shut the fuck up. You don't get to invite people to other people's weddings. Who are you? Why are you here? Be quiet.

So then this is where I'm on your side in this one, Kerry. You know? It's a circle of hypocrisy. Yeah. So then this is when Leanne, she's like, all right, I've got a resort to the big guns. I'm going to start doing some breaststroke and dramatic readings.

It took a lot of courage to talk shit about rich. Because he's a faithful motherfucker. Well, this is the courage speech. It took courage to talk shit about rich. Because he's a faithful mother fucker To trash his name To destroy his Tation. And Carrie's like, uh, Bob, you know, like you have all these arms, Dan,

and Carrie's like, Bob, and she goes, no, Bob, black man face, black my hands. Hold up. I'm going to do this, but I'm not going to call it clip because chips already have a trademark on that. No, it's all going to be me. Hold up. I'll just say that little bottom thing and now I can eat the ghost. And I'm eating you, Dan. Hold up. I'll just say that little bottom thing and now I can eat the ghost Pac-man Pac-man, Pac-man, hold up You're not letting me finish And carries like so you're not moving forward and sick

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Like I have the cards to grab your hands that are filled right now. My hands are filled, but I'm sorry. I'm licking on your wrist. Sorry, I'm licking on your wrist. They're due. She didn't have the cards to come to me and say, I'm a friend.

I'm a friend. Oh my god, Leanne. Oh my god, Leigh Ann. Leigh Ann. What a beautiful fucking weirdo. I know. I just, I love her over-traumaticcellulariquiz. It's like, that is just like one of my favorite things that she does, you know? Well, it's like doing the vagina monologues, but people get to talk back. And you're like, wait a minute, this was a monologue.

How dare you? She's like, she get to talk back. And you're like, wait a minute, this was a monologue. How dare you? She's like, she does this huge performance and then curious like, no, but then she just invited her. It's like, damn it. The carny monologues. The carny monologues. It took courage to get on assault and pepper shakers.

It took courage to almost go upside down. And it took courage to ride the Tribal Twist and a Rowe. So she's like, but she has reached out to you. She hasn't taken actions to tumble forward to her data to net. She's like, but she hasn't been forward anymore. Not about you, Cam. She hasn't taken action.

Do you want to see my phone? Do you want to see my phone? You want to see my phone? Here, put your phone right next to my phone. See you can see my phone. Bang, got it. You're terrible at candy crush and you spend too much money on Jocelyn Bane. Bats.

Cloned it. Cloned your phone. Cloned your phone. Yeah, corny trip. I keep loaned phones. We learn how to do that before phones were invented, by the way, that's how good we are. I think Liam is a big hypocrite.

Because if you say you want to move forward, you don't wear sleeves that are so long other people trip on them, making it impossible for them to move forward. Because we haven't mentioned Leanne's sleeves or like those, it's like a statue of Jesus with the long sleeves, but it's like someone's melting Jesus' arms

and they're just like, Oh, look at that. He adventures a facility clean in the desert. It's like a car wash. Yeah. He says this. All right, drive your car under my arms. Let's clean them up.

So then, so like, lands like everyone agrees that I've reached out. Everyone at this party agrees. I'm out of 10, the couple. See the agrees the most. He agrees. Everyone at this party agree. That have 10 people. See the grease the most. He agrees. So then Carrie brings all the women over so they can hash out with all of them.

And so the women all come over like fine. And Carrie's like, no, they don't wander over. Carrie goes, oh really? Let's ask them. Bring them over. Yeah. There is come over here. Let us take a poll.

And we end up like, bring them over. Yeah. Girls, come over here, let us take a poll. And Leanne's like, you need to. Every shot is the Andrus turn two. Step up, grow up, and bring the doves. That doesn't number the third finger. So she's like, okay, bring them over, bring them over. So all the girls come over. Yeah, and Carrie's basically like, oh, do you think it's weird?

That's a party and leave one person out. I'm like, it's called being on Bravo. Sorry. That's just what happens every season on every show. And something's like, well, to be fair, I think I finished my avocado toast. And it was kind of grandma and I got home. I forgot what I was talking about.

Turns out avocado doesn't travel well. So, I'm curious. So, it carries like the- the anthropologist, she's like, yes! And so did I. I was like, mm, okay. And then finally Leanne loses it. She's like, listen, I'm getting married. This is the one dumb.

It's my gay. You know, if this were inside out, like, if inside out we're taking place in Leanne's brain, all those little characters just pushing any button that they could, they're like, do anything right now, just like, I'm afraid it's for so long, I'm sad and angry, I'm sad, I'm afraid it's for so long,

it's about me, the one fucking time in my life, it's about me. Listen, I am getting married, and I have fucked a lot of frogs. Literally, fucked frogs. You ever fuck a real frog? Miss Piggy don't know what she's talking about. And then she's like... She just takes off her shoe.

She starts waving her shoe around her face. You take off your shoes. And they're like, what are the red heels called? Not obvious CDs. Luba tongs. Luba tongs. Luba tongs. But you know how people on Brava,

they're like on the reunions, so look at my Luba tongs, but they're like totally red. And you're like, did someone carry to you your chair? Like how the fuck do you have unscuffed red souls? And Leans are like, I've walked 10 miles in these Libetowns. So, so basically Leans doing this whole lot. I've followed you in something for me.

And carries like, I understand, but like, no, shut up for two motherfucking seconds, a cornea speaking. He he he he. I'm doing something for me! I'm doing something for me! But she invited you to her 50th birthday party. That's what she keeps saying, like that's such a huge gift to be invited to the sun and the party. She invited you to the trip I did.

Not a ramblings. Who gives a jack's ass? I had my 50th last year, 50th is done, 50th birthday parties are over. So then, I make carries like, I'm just like, oh, but you're for gay bars. But my fiance hasn't, my fiance has not forgiven. He will never, he has been heard to the bottom of his heart.

And he is a pain. He is on his tail. He has been run over by a merry garage dead. I will never live again. He has turned into dust. That's a rich going. Nalyam. Offergiver.

You got to forgive. That's the Christian going, Nilean. I forgive her. You gotta forgive. That's the Christian thing to do. Now if I forgive her, you should forgive her. Why you're asking, why you're out of escrow what cake is and how do you eat it? Is that extremely confused? Well, I did not realize that Ruchette said that. I think he must have sent that in a letter

which of us we all know gets mostly lost the USPS of temple organization. Really, really should be investigated. Really terrible. This is my party. This is about every single person here. It's someone who loves me. And there's like some pop up

back there with little Wendy samples. Like hair. Would you like the Wendy sample. This is like trading for catering points. So that yeah, she's like, everyone here is supposed to be someone that loves me. And Keri's like, what the hell could be that person? She's like, well, she is not. That's not what I hear.

Then she's gonna tell me. To be true. I'm the bitch who should tell it to you. Not the balloon animal twister. Love you by the way, animal balloon twister. I've loved supporting animal balloons over the year. Don't tell it's a brandy. Don't tell it to the trolley.

It's a me. Your neighborhood, Karni. OK, so then Leanne just goes on another offensive rant, OK? She didn't tell it to me, and then she starts doing this story. She's like, maybe you didn't understand me. She starts doing sign language at her.

Like, maybe you did not understand me. Here's what I'm saying. I was like, oh my god. You make it so hard to fight for you sometimes. Yeah. Then she has this, this is at the point where her monologue just goes and just creens off the cliff. She's like, I am sorry that you don't understand this.

OK, but let me explain to you in my world, OK? All these people have shown me via actions, how much they love me. So when you give me an action, you get a motherfucking invitation, okay? And until then go and stand in the sex of me loud It's like she had everybody with the pointing I like to do it like planes I'm gonna see the finish line. I'm gonna land this one. We are gonna do this All these Southwest planes start landing perfectly, you know, at BFW or whatever. But then she gets to the go over and stand under the vasectomy line.

And then the music just goes, man. Gary, Gary just goes, what does this have to do with the succ to me lying about? I just, I don't know, but it sounds good to bitches. I don't like. Yeah. Now here's where Leon really got herself in trouble because then she walks away and goes up to Steve and hugs Steve and goes, I'm good and yielded at because the Andrews not here. Oh, the great Noel Maddie fat cow is in here to be worshiped. You're like, uh-oh.

Okay. Mama G's at home just like laughing. Yeah, it's like it's so bad, it's so bad. Okay, well first of all, she's talking, I thought, okay, this is me giving some of the benefit of the doubt, which of course I would never do. So I was already horrified with myself. But I'm like, you know, maybe she means like the religious thing,

where you worship the fat cow or whatever. So then today on Twitter, somebody said, Deandra, why don't you, because Deandra of course is on Twitter, like, Leanne called me fat. How do you like that, mother? You know, she's like a huge victim over it. Which she should be. And so Leanne is like, no, some girl goes,

that this was a religious thing. You're so stupid, you don't even understand it wasn't a being, about being fat or whatever. Emily hand goes, No, no, I was wrong and I'm sorry. But look what the Andrews said about her assistant. You can't put a skirt on a trunk on a tree trunk. And I was like, you guys are the fucking craziest people I follow on Twitter.

You weren't just given the perfect out to calling somebody fat. Yeah. She looked, nope, didn't do it she went Cuz dandra has a new podcast with her mom Mom, yeah, so obviously go listen to I can't believe we have it. We have to do that on a bonus We should listen to what's it called? We what's it? It's called. I don't give a rip I think I don't give a dog's rip I don't give a rip Mama D wow

She I love mom a D. She is terrifying. We actually were lucky enough to meet Mama D back in January in Dallas. And I have never trembled so much in my life. Just seeing this little lady with piercing eyes. We scared her to do anything. She's like, mm-hmm. It's like very different.

We had like holes going through our head. She was really lovely. We're terrifying. But apparently they head, you know. She was, she was really lovely. It's terrifying. But apparently they have a podcast and on it, Dan totaled her assistant. Like, you can't put a skirt on a tree trunk, honey. Or something like that. And Lehan listened to my guest took notes and was like,

she did it too! Oh, no. You can put a skirt on a tree trunk. You literally could. You could. That's me, my new podcast. So anyway, that's the fact, you know, my God, who does that? Yeah.

So Carrie just is so traumatized. She doesn't even know what to say to this, because you can't, or it's like trying to argue with Cameron, you know? So Carrie's like, I'm going to inconspicuously leave. You make long necklaces! So then I'm like, okay, I was like, wow, so that was a great episode. I was like, no, there's more. I was like, really?

It's like Ramona is like the third, whoa, whoa, don't leave. Don't do. Okay. This war real houses the Dallas coming up. But first, she has a paid advertisement from Ramona lifestyle brand. Hey, next time you want entertain what you gotta do, you gotta take some vodka, soda, and for cocktail that I call the Ramona, okay?

Brand new original cocktail, you're welcome. We have the world. We have the world. We have the world. We have the world. We have the world. So it's scary music time and they go to this little, this little, like poor poor house in tech.

It doesn't look very scary. It looks like a house. Everywhere I've ever lived, basically, in Texas. It's like the hill house, the haunting of hill house. It's like a real, like, a haunted place that goes, haunting people go to. And the music's like, Oh, yeah! Don't know. Shot of a little baby sitting on a old cat. Shot of a normal looking little Santa. Oh! And then Brandy comes in here and she meets Linda, who's like,

Hey, hi, I'm Linda. Oh, yeah, we got it. Chet and I got this place as an investment. Oh, yeah, we got to use it for closure. Yeah. Well, we were going to sell it to Martha down the street because she had some issues. Yeah, I think it's like for a friend of mine. Like they paid us to take this place.

Turns out there's a ghost in the attic or very into the house. I don't know if you did. We've had experiences here. You know, a lot's of weird things. We just keep running. It can keep people thinking. Yeah. We first attacked the goat. We were watching Grace Under fire, and we're like,

who is that person laughing, so does that use Steve, because Steve was over. Steve said no, it was only a few minutes ago. Loved. Fred Butler. We have had some major experience here. One time someone talked to somebody behind the shower curtain. Yeah. And that was a shower curtain. Yeah.

And that was just laying out. Yeah. I've always supported shower curtains. Thank you for the shower curtains in my wedding. Together. It took a lot of confidence to keep showering while I was talking to you in the bathroom. Let's do it. It took a lot of confidence to lighten up your hair while I was talking about you. So then, Brandy, you don't have to give it to Brandy because she's like stupid. It took a lot of confidence to laugh up your hair while I was talking about you.

So then, Brandy, you don't have to give it to Brandy, because she's like, dude, it's never a time that I haven't seen the spiritual world. When I was like laying in bed, and my grandma was sitting at the edge of the bed with the cigarette, and she said, don't smoke cigarettes, because you can't do cartwheels like this. And then she did a cartwheel

But they had bad form so I did a better cartwheel and then she went to hell forever I love that her grandma came to the her bedside of a smally a cigarette Hey, touch. That's me if I'm ever a grandmother. I'm like Boo yeah Boo your little bitch Hey, Tuts, that's me if I'm ever a grandmother. I'm like, boo. Yeah. Boo, you little bitch. Hey, get trash. Ha, boo from God. Boo.

You owe me $20. You want grateful little bitch. I mean, I would haunt you, but you're in a single line. I don't know, I don't want the stupid RV. Ooh. So Linda's like, all right, text me if you buy a buy hand. So who is Kiko? That's the bird.

Kiko the bird. I answered that like I was on a game show. I was like, who is Kiko? That's the bird. That's the bird. Okay, we'll take Kiko for 400 please. That's the bird. That's the bird. Okay. We'll take Kiko for 400, please. Carry Aslan Birds.

Like, who on Kiko? How? Kiko, you should have invited your friend to this. You need to get over with Kiko. So she's talking to her burden of dandruff comes over. Like, are you ready for a haunted house or what? That's what you look like when you tried to exercise at that person. So apparently the day before, you know, Carrie told Deandra, listen, Leanne told me if you

just reach out to her and send her a text, then she will invite you to the wedding. So Deandra was like, okay, I will send one text, mother. And that is yes. And that is, yeah. Okay. So she sent Leanne a text and Leanne wrote back and said, thanks for reaching out. I thought maybe you were upset about something from Mexico

and that made me sad. All weddings should be a lot of things. They are way too much work, huh? Still not in Vodka bitch. Did something go wrong in Mexico, mother? I don't remember where to think I'm wrong in Mexico. We had a good time. So what, I don't remember where to think I'm wrong in Mexico. We had a good time! The wind leaped out is what in front. Tightly wound.

That took a lot of courage. Thank you, that. Thank you, thank you. So at moments like this, whole I see you, the exit. I know. But I mean, to be fair, is there anything like less sincere than being like, well, she just has to text me and then you get it, like, clearly carried, told her, I'll never mind, I'll be the only one

to get this over. Well, this is like, if your mom was friends with your mom, it's like people just gilting each other. Well, it would have been nice if you called. It would have been nice if you had a phone. It would have been nice if you knew how to write. If you'd be nice, if you knew what best to do. It would be, you know, it would have been nice if you called. It would have been nice if you had a phone. It would have been nice if you knew how to write. If you'd be nice to be new with Bansany. It would be.

I was like, oh, man. Oh, that's his way. It would be nice if my envelope got delivered for once. USPS. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, so the ender's like, um, that is ridiculous. It's a complete bullshit mother. So then Cameron comes over ander's like, um, that is ridiculous. It's complete bullshit mother. So then Cameron comes over and she's like It's like reverse hauntings ghost just are fleeing at that sound It's like the extra sis, but she doesn't mean to yeah, so Spirits flying out of avocado toast to go home mean to. Yeah. So spirits flying out of Bob Acado to go home. I'm not gonna get me out.

Haunted Avocado. Yes, I like that. So then Stephanie shows up at the Hill House. And she's like, oh god. Taunted House. She's like, oh, that's a gross couch. Which by the way, it's like just because your house is haunted doesn't mean you can't decorate it. Okay. Like, why don't you like... True, actually, it's a very good place. Go to home goods, like... I want to meet that player with me. Yeah, I want to meet that player with you. And just be like, have you heard of a Brazilian blowout?

What the fuck are you doing? Why you always got to face a corner and be so depressing? Did it ever occur to you that maybe the ghosts are haunting you? Because they're like, bitch, we hate this couch. Change it. We live here. Hey, Freddie Krueger, Guy Liner, try it, you know, make him do her.

He's like, can we get an accent while please? Please. Police. Police. Daniel Stobb is the ghost. Hey, attention, police. Who? She's aggrin.

She probably does haunt some place. She's terrified. She's literally terrified, man. She is a living ghost. It's like the ghost that comes into your life and then just suddenly you're buying it a new house with a great kitchen. You look, wait a minute, that ghost totally used me.

She fucks up your pottery while you're trying to do it, anymore style, like me a second. Oh, me? So Stephanie's like, I've never had encounters with ghosts, but in a small southern town, I don't know how bad could ghost be? I'm just laughing because I wrote down the stupidest note.

Dianja, carry in Cameron, pal, into my room. I'm just laughing because I wrote down the stupidest note. I'm just laughing because I wrote down the stupidest note. I'm just laughing because I wrote down the stupidest note. I'm just laughing because I wrote down the stupidest note. I'm just laughing because I wrote down the stupidest note. Deandra, Karen, Cameron, Pallon, to a car with Leanne. Why did I write that?

Because at this point so much has happened, there's been hand filler, there's been sleeves, there's been like... AHHHHH! There's been so much, and now it's like... Let's take a ban, I'm kind of bored in. Yeah. So they basically all... Like the women all arrive at the house the house and brand is like flicking the lights on the porch And make it look really scary, you know, which is something that I would totally do

And then and they all they walk in and care like I'm super friendly to girls. Don't be mad at me. I'm super friendly unlike others I'm very positive when I'm like I see someone's house man Come on ghost. I just want to make sure we're all invited I'm like, other time very positive when I'm I guess in someone's house. Leanne. Come on, ghost. I just want to make sure we're all invited. So they're all acting. You know, Carrie and whatever they're acting like they're

scared, but not Leanne. Leanne thought. That surprised me. I really thought Leanne's like, when I was a little girl, I was on the scrambler. I looked next to me, and was the ghost of John Tyler, former president. I was like, when I was a little girl, I was on the scrambler, I looked next to me, and I was like, the ghost of John Tyler, former president. I was like, I grew up in a carnival. We know.

They grew up in a carnival, and we made you pay to make you believe that bullshit. Okay. The least hauntable person in America is Liam Lachin. Let's go to the shrine for years. Check, do you know what I went through with the child? You can't kill me because I'm already dead inside. I feel like I'm underground clawing my way back through the earth.

Do you know what it's like to be raised in a trailer and never get to celebrate Halloween? Because you're already dead, by the way, is everyone up on the latest news about Judaism? Did anyone know about this? Oh my God, well thank God, because. Is everyone up on the latest? So, you know, I wonder if we're gonna be doing this.

Yeah, so thank you. So, for those of you guys who don't know, I'm Jewish. And, um... I feel like that deserves some applause. Just... Thank you. You don't know what I've been through. Considering we're entering an extremely ignorant section.

Do we have any fellow- Are there any fellow Jews here? Let's just fake it, just fake it. So you guys, my fellow Jews, there's been a big update to Judaism. Big. According to Torah scholar, Jack Taylor, he dated her once. You know he did. Let me see, I actually took a picture of this tweet because I was like, this is gonna be important.

Okay, so Jack tweeted this out last night, because he and Brittany are like living in a new place. Hold on, I'm pulling it up. And we have a very foreign section of the valley. Well, I act like they moved 20 hours away. He's like, finally, here I am in the valley. Well, I acting like they moved 20 hours away. He's like, finally, here I am in the valley with Brittany. Well, I can't find it, but he basically says it's along the lines of, oh man, I just found out that Jewish people don't celebrate Halloween and Brittany and I live in a heavily Jewish

location. This really is a bummer because we were really looking forward to passing out candy this year. So there you have it guys. We've been doing it wrong all this time. No Halloween for us. Thanks a lot Jewish people. Sorry, I'm sorry God. What about Valentine's Day? Do you guys have any respect?

I like that this is what Jack's was looking forward to. This was like his goal in life was to pass out candy. Like I feel bad for those parents who were unlucky enough to take their children to Jack's Taylor's home. Like, trick or treat, no kids back in the station wagon. It's like the guy who says he's poor before the party because you know, motherfucking Jack's ain't ever passing out the candy. He's always taking, he's always there with his little fucking pumpkin.

Probably got some obvious TV on in there. Yeah, he owns that like hundred grams. Um, he is what? You know, country grams? 100, 100 grams. Oh, 100 grams are good. They're good. They're good. They're good compared to a peanut butter cup. It's like, well, this is fine. Peanut butter and that's overrated. Here's what you need for a peanut butter cup.

Some M&Ms and a spoon with some peanut butter. That's a peanut butter cup. You know what? Peanut butter cup. It's like a peanut butter deep threat. Just take it down. What about a Kit Kat? I would prefer a Kit Kat over 100 grand. They're trying too hard.

What about a Twix? What about a Snickers? What about a Nessie's Crunch? The point is this, we all know... Actually, they probably, Brittany probably makes a very lovely, like, trick-or-treat selection, and Jack eats all the good stuff, and there's nothing but smarties left for all the kids. And ham sandwiches. So the point is, we're at a haunted house, it's just the kids. Yes. And the ham sandwiches. So the point is we're at a haunted house, which is very scary.

Yes. Jackson's house. And Brandy's really trying to work this scary haunted house. And I was like, boo, boo. And everyone's like, ah! And then they have another person that needs to be recast. Lisa is like, hey, I'm the medium. It's like, ah!

Yeah. You guys need to put some Craigslist ads out for some scary people to run this place. So she's like, yeah, so I'm the medium. Like, what's going on? And so Cameron's like, you know what? One time, I was reaching out to the spiritual world. My girlfriend, she contacted my dad dog,

and a pressure got sped. She contacted my dog who died through a Ouija board. I'm like, I'm pretty sure that was corp walking by, but... LAUGHTER It was really scary. And Lisa's like, almost any piece of land you have, you're gonna have some kind of spirit. Anybody else, anybody else?

And Carrie's like, do spirit do something sexual to you, huh? They don't be about it. She's like, hmm, I've never heard about that one. No. Okay. They just mainly want a new couch. They like throwing balls and make little fake sand

as on couches move. It's pretty much what they like. Yeah, they are really into the ball game. You'll see that in a moment. All right, now we're going to walk through this house with some tools. This is a pendulum and it swings. Now, the only way you can ask this thing is only going to answer you, yes or no. Okay, that's what we're going to do.

And you'll notice that if you move your hand, it'll swing. So when it swings, know that there's a ghost there, or you're using your actually swing it yourself, yes. She's like, look, this is where kids played. It's a room full of toys, like creepy toys. She's like, I'll say this is the kids room. Well, I'm very shit Lisa. So walking into some room with like empty dominoes boxes

and like broken them and them in the ground, I think Roni was here. Yeah, at least we know. I'm literally sitting there stuffing my face. It's like could someone just call a taskrab it to clean this shit up. It's just a disaster, okay. Ghost don't have that. So Karrie's just want to call a taskrab it.

Phone won't tap. I can't touch. I always feel like that when I try to touch something on my phone. It doesn't respond. I'm like, I'm like, I'm my ghost. So, uh, Carrie, Carrie's like, can I see it on the floor and play with the ghosts? Like, yeah, sure, an artist is all bad. It's dirty, but whatever. Carrie's doing me to start with a fight with a goddamn ghost. You know that woman is trying. Good for you, season one. It's an audition. You go. I give it to her so they all sit down Care sis down to play with the children ghosts

Actually, yeah, something touched my leg. I'm like yeah, you're surrounded by people So what happened, but they didn't have things like moving back at them remember they threw that ball They were like We're gonna roll a ball right now watch this and the ball rolls and then they're like oh hi nothing happened and then it came back at them it's a good it rolled back and Leanne goes oh my god the ball rolled shocker you know what balls do they roll like Leanne's top stealing our lines they don't just stop and then get kicked at you, Leanne. Well, also, when they initially rolled the ball,

it rolled away, and then it like stops. Yes, it stopped. And then Brandy goes, she didn't want to play with her ball anymore. I'm like, no, she wants to play with the fucking Nintendo switch. She's beyond the ball. I know. Go sir over it.

They're like, I'm on my eye foward. Shut up. Why don't they keep trying to play ball with me? I'm 14. Okay, so then we get into my favorite Dallas thing, which is who had the worst childhood. Yeah, okay. That's a good one to do.

So Carrie went out and talked to the psychic, and basically Linda was like, you seem like an isolated and you have a husband. She's like, oh my god, this touched me. So she comes back inside. And she's like, oh my god, this touched me. She says she's coming back inside. And she's like, she said that my life was so difficult, but then I came back and I just so great after that. And I've been so lucky, so lucky.

And then he goes, oh really, what was so difficult? All right. All right, we're gonna try this one again. I got a lot more carnival stories than you want in her head about your mom, your mom abandoned you. will bang into you. Yeah, do you ever go abandoned on the Trabant, huh? So there's like, well, my parents were divorced at one,

and they were both alcoholics, and my dad wanted to keep me, but my mom kidnapped me to Mexico, and she was a drunk and so it was like a really like legit sad story. It was like, oh, that's like some hardcore stuff. It was legit, and really all yours, but even if it's fake, you just go, I'm sorry. Look at that so hard. And Lan is literally trash.

It's like a literal name, I never do that. So Lan chaps just, oh my God, oh wow, you got kidnapped. You got kidnapped and you were going to clubs. Hey, how long were you when you were in the clubs? So she's like 14 to 15. Oh, yeah. I was having sex with 13. What about that? Whatever. Yeah, I'm a sex with 13. Yeah. And Gary goes, well, I only had sex at 19. And Lee, I'm like, well,

sex she abused people, you sex. I'm like, what are you doing? The fuck the lady? Why are you one up in her? And Gary is like, she always thinks she's the only one with pain. It's not a competition. Like, really? Do you know the shit I went through? I was talking back to my TV. But Carrie is like, look, look, I had a difficult life and I could have made excuses, but I chose to keep going. And they go, is that directed at me?

I've lost a lot of faith and things that are directed at me ever since the USPS screwed me over with those invitations. God damn postal service, tell me about the Elvis Stampage. So she's like, well, some people, was that directed at me? Because some people accused me of using my childhood as an excuse. So Mary's like, do you? And she's like, only because my childhood was so terrible.

How dare you? How dare you, man? So yeah, so Mary's basically like, you know, I think you're just using it to like make excuses for your actions. And then I'm like, oh, please, for your actions and lands like, oh please reserve your condescending judgment, okay? When I was a child, people were very condescending to me and judge you ways and it was very good

for me. What are you supposed to use your childhood for? It's literally built as an excuse for you to use for everything. I do it. I do it in therapy. I pay somebody to use that as a goddamn excuse. It hurts. It hurts. So they're like, they're trying to like, one up each other and stuff, you know, and like, you know, lands like, you never get over your childhood, especially when my child has been just like a little bit more traumatic than your childhood was, you know, just a little bit more.

You never get over it. And even if I did get over it, I probably would get over a little bit later than you did. You know, I probably lived with that trauma a little bit longer than you did, you know. But meanwhile upstairs, like Deandra and Brandi are like, in a whole other TV show, they're like trying to find ghosts in the attic. And they are like clunking around, like knocking things that are like,

ah! So there's like, these two women, one-uping each other about like, terrible childhood trauma while you're screwing me. Yeah. Come upstairs. So finally, they come, because they don't want to listen to Leanne go on.

You know, Brandy's like, I would rather, you know, be around ghosts and listen to more of Leanne's shit. You know? So they finally come back down and Dandra's, Leanne tells Dandra, what were you doing? Waiting for a kettle ball to roll back at you? Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. So then we get another, an Ane, Dandra and Leanne fight. So she said, can I talk to you for a minute? Can I talk to you for a minute? Mother. She said, I'm fine,

I'm not here. You can drop right in front of Cam. And Cam, but not even listen to me. No. No, offering a taco listen to me. No. No. No. Offering a taco salad to the ghost. It's peace.

So yeah, so Deandra and Leandra are talking. And Leandra is now, again, trying to put it all on Deandra. They're like the reason why she hasn't invited her to the wedding. She's like, well, I was just afraid that I did something to you in Mexico and I pissed you off and that's why you were texting me at all, you know. The ender's face is like, no, I just didn't want to...

You're supposed to text me. You're supposed to text me. You're supposed to, if you like me, you would have text me back. Well, if you like me, you would have taken to shoot and text me. It's like the dumbest fucking fight, you know? Yeah. And so it just ends with the endander going, well, you know what? Why did you invite Carrie? Cause you don't even know Carrie. Why would you invite her to her wedding?

And she goes, why didn't you bother? I didn't bother. Who's got to carry them all? Who's Carrie? Who's Carrie? And Carrie is? And Carrie is like, oh really? Let me look at myself on. I have an invitation that says, Carrie, new lady, season one Carrie. You're going to be great on the show. Please come to my wedding and enjoy it. I'm in a lot of things. I'm in a lot of things.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm. That takes a lot of courage what I'm doing. So you better respect that. Yeah, so Leanne's just like, wouldn't me have no idea what you're talking about? Have you heard about my childhood and then Randy Disquez? Thanks for your spectacular evening. And that brings us to the end of the Real House of the House. Thank you so much. Thank you, Richmond. Thank you, guys. Thank you for joining us.

Thank you for having us. Thank you for such a wonderful night. Thank you. Good night, everyone. Good night. Thank you, thank you, thank you! Come on everyone! Woo-hoo! We're gonna sing a new song for all of them Upstate everywhere I go for all of them Hey, guys!

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