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Episode Date: May 6, 2021On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived fo...e, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hi.
Hi Ronnie, look lovely today.
Well thanks so do you.
Thanks we're doing crapens on demand.
That's on patreon.com slash watcher crappens.
And today we're talking about the real housewives of Dallas,
the first part of their two-part reunion.
And before we get into that,
well, first of all, last night was the Roni premiere,
which was, you know, we're so happy to have Roni back.
If you're wondering where our recap is,
you have to wait about another day,
because we're recapping it live during our live show tomorrow night, tomorrow night,
it's gonna be at six on the West Coast,
nine on the East Coast,
there's still time to get tickets,
you should get tickets now.
Because I think day of show,
the system actually,
I think that prices go up a little bit.
So get them now while you can at a lower price.
And because we are so excited for this, we've been doing a countdown
of what we feel are the most underrated errone players. And again, we don't have a theme song,
but we do have this. That's our that's our segment theme song. Yeah, yesterday we were at number five today. We're at number four
Ronnie, who is your number four most underrated
Rony player?
Well, no, we we're gonna be repeating ourselves a little bit because we both have lists, right?
So he's already picked a lot of mine, you know
We just put him in different places on the list. So my number four is Kristen Takeman. Wow, number
four. I bet Kristen, Kristen Takeman pretty high up. I mean, her husband had the Ashley
Madness and Cheating scandal. He wears hideous hats. You know, a lot of this is for Josh.
The Fedora. She came out with a makeup line called POC, which is just completely out of
touch and horrible. And she really tried to come for Bethany.
Now she couldn't, she couldn't do it
because Bethany was just like,
I want you in a box.
She said, you put me in a box.
She said, you are in a box or whatever that whole thing was.
But she tried and I think she could have,
if she had a little more support.
And I don't know, there was just some effort.
Like I watched, I loved watching her cry
when Heather competed with her geo geocaching thing on vacation.
I just think she was petty enough to bring more than she got the chance to.
And I think that people are like, whatever, the blotter mouths of those season.
Like how Heather is more popular than Kristen will always boggle my mind.
I think that people take points away from Kristen because she's so pretty.
And you know, well, at least I'm pretty.
At least I'm pretty.
I'm from her opening mind.
Truly one of the worst taglines of all time
that does work against her.
One of the craziest things I think earns you a spot
on my list for most underrated.
Yeah, I think she was, was she on my list yesterday?
Well, is my number five?
Yes, my number five yesterday?
Yeah, okay. So we're sort of
like in sync with her there. I don't know. Did I raise her off my list? She's not on my list anymore.
I must have just erased her off my board. Wow, she really is underrated. She's the only one on my
little drier race board who I've actually erased off the list after I said her name. You tamerabarning,
you raised her from your life. Oh, no, mine was was Aviva yesterday. So she was my, oh, she's number six.
She's my number six.
Okay.
Um, my number four, I feel like is gonna trigger you, Ronnie.
It may trigger a lot of people in the audience.
It might just trigger people who aren't even listening.
They just sense it in the, in the world.
My number four most underrated real housewife.
Hi, Jules Aaron.
I'm putting Jules Aaron at number four, most underrated.
I'm saying she's underrated because these days,
when people talk about Jules Aaron,
they talk about how thirsty she is,
how, you know, she's so nasty,
she's so desperate to be on TV.
She's this, she's that, whatever, yada, yada, yada,
all those things.
All true, all true.
Which are, yeah, actually, all true, all true.
But I think because of that,
that's why she's underrated,
because I think that has become the story about Jules Aaron.
And the truth is, people forget that
for the first two seasons,
Jules Aaron was actually pretty beloved.
Like everyone loved Jules Aaron. She was the franchise. It was shocking
when she was fired because it felt like how do we get rid of Jill Zaron, right?
We in the fight against Bethany, a lot of people took Bethany's side, but I think in
retrospect, we sort of realized that Bethany is actually the huge asshole. And
like, why did we take Bethany's side
when Bobby had cancer in the hospital
and she didn't go visit him.
And we're like, fuck, Joel's there
and we're being mad at that.
That's actually 100% an offense to be mad about.
And I think that the thing-
She wasn't friends with Jill at that point
when Bobby was in the hospital, was she?
She was.
That was one of the reasons why they got into that whole fight.
Yeah. And I was like, what's it just put?
I tricked you guys into talking about it.
Yeah, the ambus. Sorry.
I was just trying to help.
Yeah. And I actually think in many ways we didn't give Jill Zaren enough
grace about the fight that she was probably going through something really
terrifying and scary.
And so she probably was acting out in a crazy way in a way that all the other housewives
since have always been able to say, well, you know, I was going through something so terrible.
Even today on today's reunion, you're going to hear Kerry say that, you know?
So I just think that Jill Zarin, she gave us ginger-licking her nostrils, she gave us
figure skating, she gave us fabric.
And I think that like a lot of the things that that people got angry at her for,
those are offenses that have been committed, tenfold, so many more times over by so many real
housewives, especially from New York that I think it's time that we stop being, I think that we
stop overlooking her contributions to the Roni universe. Okay.
I respect your opinion.
You know, thank you.
Do not agree with that.
Respect you.
Respect your opinion.
Giving me a tipsy move.
I'm just a thirsting boss.
Thank you for your opinion.
But I respect you.
Yeah.
So don't respect you.
So everybody go onto our Instagram stories today
to vote for that.
And at our live show, Thursday night,
we will do the last couple of top people in our list and name the women.
Yeah.
But today, it is time for a crap and soul to man version of real housewives of Dallas.
Reunion part one.
Yes.
So the it's only a two part reunion.
Thank God, because this is this is our second of three reunions
We're recapping this week and oh my goodness my brain is about to explode
These are really hard for us. That's a lot of notes you have to take
Oh, and if you're wondering where the Atlanta reunion is people have been asking
It's on patreon this week. We've been switching back and forth between Atlanta and below dexaling
Just you know, we always announced it on on Instagram and Twitter
So be sure to follow that too
So you'll always know where all the we kept our okay
so
all the women are arriving backstage as usual is like the pre-show stuff and
except for of course
Carrie and Brandy because Carrie tested positive for coronavirus and
So she has to be in a hotel and brandy was sitting next to her. So
they're both in their hotel rooms. Yes. And you know, Carrie still party like a rock star.
According to Instagram, it's a shalma, Carrie still party like a rock star. I mean,
that's how to that's how to have COVID, I guess, Carrie and spread out.
He's still all over the place, uh, parting with people,
yeah, maskless.
So, um, you know, never let COVID bring you down.
Okay, let's let it kill everyone around you.
All right, let's do it that way.
So Tiffany is like, here we go.
Final's time and Cameron's like, this is going to be very
interesting without curry and Brandy.
Like, well, they could have possibly made you look like less of an asshole.
So I think if anyone should be upset they weren't here as Cameron,
because wow, did Cameron sure come out as a growth crow she's stressed as today?
Wow. Yeah, not a good look for Cameron this episode.
She picked the wrong battles and...
Wow, yeah, not a good look for Cameron this episode. She picked the wrong battles and
Yeah, she pretty much lived up to exactly what we always thought she would live up to
So she met expectations. The Bravo giant shoulder art that we're seeing now on every reunion Why are people wearing these giant shoulder pieces on the reunions now? I don't really get it
It's their design now three of them I believe on Atlanta.
And we've got Cameron today.
Did the hunchback come back?
Like the hunchback of Notre Dame replaying
on Disney Plus or something?
Like why is this bat and the ether?
Yeah.
And remember Paige had were one of those
on the summer house reunion last year,
which was funny because she was recording it
in like the basement of her parents' house in Albany.
So just she was like all glammed up
in the basement in Albany.
And it's been, you know, it's definitely a look
that's been going on for several years.
I think it's a look that's exclusively
for Bravo Reunion now that I think about it.
I'm like, do people wear that to the Oscars?
I don't think so.
Maybe they did.
But it's like Bravo, time to have a giant shoulder,
time to put something on there for a reunion.
Yeah, it looks like they're half strapped into a roller coaster.
You know, it's like this is this big thing
coming down over them.
Yeah.
So who cares?
Okay, so they're, you know, talking about
how some have COVID or whatever and camera
and we know is gonna be coming for Tiffany
because she's in the makeup chair and someone asked her
who's gonna be in the hot seat and she says,
um, Tiffany has chosen to be in the hot seat.
Mm.
And then yeah, and then like we see a flash of Cameron saying,
did any of us sign up for Tiffany Moon grummer class?
Which I think is funny because why would anyone,
I just think it's funny when people
get so upset when their grammar is corrected.
Like that's a good thing people.
So then we come back to present and Deandra's on the phone with mom and Dee and mom and
Dee's like, now when you get up there and you remember, you're the boss, okay, you don't
take nothing from anybody and she's like, yes, mother, are you saying yes, mother mother because you actually believe what I'm saying or you're just saying yes mother to shut me up
What are you gonna say? Yeah?
You don't do it or you just gonna say yes, mama. I'm just like okay mama
So then Tiffany is talking about how she's not gonna be bringing props because they don't really go with her dress
But don't worry Cameron has a tiny pink suitcase, which we've seen.
And we just hear Cameron saying, I would never sleep at night if I wrote that.
Yeah.
She basically is like the people from, I was going to say Procter and Gamble, but whoever
it is that does the Oscars, it comes out with the suitcases that we went for a lot of
land.
Basically, this reunion is being held together by tape because they all get out there, the
feeds on the monitors that have Kerian Brandy on them.
They're not working and there's confetti coming out of the air conditioner.
This reunion is basically being given the sort of treatment that Dallas has always been
given, which is kind of,
just the awkward stepchild, shitty on the end,
on the edge of the couch.
Super shitty treatment.
I mean, they were put, it's the first reunion, okay?
And they weren't even like, hey, the Dallas reunion,
instead they put on the real housewives of New York premiere
and then they put on, then they put on,
watch what happens live and then they put on Dallas at 10.30, it might,ens Live, and then they put on Dallas at 10.30.
I mean, that's bad. That's that's canceled territory. So no matter what you may think of the show,
let's just enjoy it for now because this is probably it. Okay. Yeah. Well, you never know. You never know.
So I don't know, but this is it's not a great sign. It looks like it's pretty much it, guys. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't, I feel like it could be less about Dallas and more about
that, you know, maybe they just wanted it.
Yeah, it's bad. It's bad.
So, um, so, hey, we're paying homage to the South Fork Ranch today.
Unfortunately, last night when the ladies arrived, there was a positive COVID test, one of
the few positive
things about Carrie okay but don't worry they feel fine but to be on the safe side Carrie and Brandy
are zooming into the reunion uh Carrie is that your is that the couch it looks like it's all torn
up and turned on its side what's going on over there I just want that fun just want that fun
I'm just trying to have fun with the couch Andy, okay? I tried just watching the bathtub
button wouldn't move, so I just I just ripped through the part. Yeah, fun time,
Andy, fun times. He's like so brandy. How's everything going? It's like it's so good to
see you, Andy. I wish it was in person. That's when I'm wearing a silverware
Dinner dinner roll holder together ring on my head handy. Oh, and my baby Breeland is perfect Okay, don't worry anybody who hates me. I'm not gonna say one more word during the rest of this entire reunion
Yes, and how are you carry? Oh, Andy. I'm good. I'm just I'm so sad
I I'm not be able to be there in person.
You know, it's like I was telling my friends when I went to this beautiful indoor luncheon
with my friends that we were having such a good time. We're like, here are two things that I love in life.
Not wearing a mask, coughing in each other's faces,
licking each other's spoons, and getting to see all my friends at the reunion.
Oh God, that was a great five nights in a row that we did that.
And Stanley, you're next to your best buddy, but she's a big 9 TV screen, okay?
Deandra, I'm still shook, you were engaged 13 times.
Well, I almost made it to 14, mother.
But then, you know, unfortunately, they found out that my original last time was Callaway,
and he ran away.
And Cameron, how's the pink briefcase?
Full of rungs.
Yeah.
Oh, it's like Elle Woods goes to court.
Hey Tiffany, it's your first reunion.
How are you feeling?
Nervous.
I'm really nervous.
She's like, but she's got more complicated things
and that's right. She's like, not really happy. So this is the, the ladies have COVID and
they went from stir crazy to just playing crazy. They'll take a look. So we go look at
the crazy montage of the ladies just wooing and getting spank spanking each
other with cheese boards and basically just being wasted for a year.
You know, typical, typical opening montage of a reunion.
Yeah, and I think this is actually is the worst sign for Dallas.
Not that it got moved after Watch What Happens, but because they like Atlanta, their
clip montages were like two minutes long, which means it's filler, but they're only doing two episodes of reunion.
So, wow, that's not a good look if you're doing filler on your two episode reunion.
Yeah, and do we know for sure it's two episodes?
Yeah.
I think that because I told you it was two.
No, because he's making that up.
No, because it said next week, the reunion glutes.
So, it's official.
Yeah. Okay. So then we talk about Stephanie,
you know, using a cheese board on Travis, I'm not using a safe word. I just didn't really
pass this out, Andy. And then we moved to one of the wacky chainsaw massacre. Definitely
the new Willie poop on yourself. Yeah. there may have been a short incident followed by a phone call for my mother asking
if I need a new underwear which was similar to her.
I was like, of course, that was so passive aggressive mother.
My mother abused me on the phone for pooping myself.
My mother got me some towels and some new underwear and then even set up a little changing room for me to change
And I was like it was so rude so
Mama dee story about stalking Glenn Simmons
Did hang out that she stopped him so I can't and she told it when he was ram and I've never been a fan of that story
I said mother. I'm not gonna have your back on that one
Deandra you're a beautiful woman.
I wish you would hear that and I wish you would hear that in your heart.
And leave your fucking face alone. Just stop it.
What are you doing to yourself? It's so far I'm at this point. Stop it. Okay.
I feel like she has like five um, blow dryers aimed at her face at the moment.
Like, like, like, like, there's like, there's like, she's like in the wind.
Two tiny ones in her fate, in her mouth, you know, blowing outwards at the same time. It's like, oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it'm hearing it, but it's okay because I'm just hearing me twice, which sounds amazing.
But if anyone's hearing that,
sorry, we've tried to fix it.
Yeah, just pretend we're in Amphitheater.
That's all.
Guys, welcome to the theater at the Bellagio.
You're welcome.
We're here.
Unfortunately, it's COVID, so it's closed.
So it's just me and Ronnie.
That's why there's this echo, echo, echo.
Sorry.
Just trying to make them make thematic sense
why there might be an echo.
That would take over a theater at the Bellagio.
Oh, so Tiffany won't give an opinion
because she's gonna respect her elders, okay?
And Andy's like, well, when were you aware
of your husband's fortune?
She's like, um, six months into it.
Yeah, maybe the difference.
You got a next to a couple of points on my Excel spreadsheet and thing.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, um, you know, we made a list of positive and negative reasons.
And you know, everything in life has an Excel spreadsheet.
Okay, including husbands, which is funny because Bill and Melinda Gates
are actually getting divorced now.
So talk about an Excel spreadsheet
that did not work out.
So, where's Bill Gates calls it, a me spreadsheet.
So, you should have used some sheets.
You should have used some claris works.
Yeah, so, but Cameron, of course, her face is like,
mmm, because I'm not sure
she knows what an Excel spreadsheet is.
She's like, why is she implying that I don't excel at spreading sheets on my bed?
She wouldn't.
She'd probably be like, I've never seen a sheet before because my husband is so
raw.
So Tiffany has to seat right next to Andy, which is also pretty interesting.
She's like center square, which is good for you.
So then we find out that Tiffany had to go to the hospital after her wild morocco
that wasn't morocco at all birthday party.
Big balloons.
Which is kind of funny.
My sister had the app and once we've never stopped making fun of her.
When she was real young, we just kept making her drink more and more. And she was like, I don't
feel good the whole next day. We're like, you was. It's like 18, she was in college. And we had to
take her to the hospital. So I always laugh whenever that happens on some TV. Yeah, it's like,
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So now it's Deandra versus Carrie. I was wondering if
if Brandy and Carrie were there in person,
pardon me, thinks Deandra and Carrie would have been next to Andy, you know,
but I think that they couldn't have Deandra and a TV screen next to Andy. I was like, Andy is not going to allow a TV screen next to Andy, you know, but I think that they couldn't have Deandra and a TV screen next
Andy. I was like, Andy is not going to allow a TV screen next to that to put the TV screens
on the end. So I also doubt it would be Carrie. I just don't think they would give Carrie
really does not seem to be liked by any. That's true. And everyone likes Tiffany. I mean,
that could be wrong. But yeah, everyone likes Tiffany. And Cameron can be a total dingbat, but she still is, I think everyone still enjoys her
presence on the show.
I'm not saying they necessarily like her, especially after this episode, but Cameron is Cameron,
you know.
So Andy, he's like, carry some viewers thought that you brought up Olivia's suicidal
thoughts, just to shut down the argument with the Andra and Eden Willow from
Skatskatoche said,
Kari using her daughter's feeling to gain the upper hand is a new low.
Did you bring Olivia, did you mention Olivia to shut down the conversation, which of course like what's Kari gonna say?
Actually, yes, I did do that, but she's like, but then she actually wants the two. She's no, I would never do that
Oh, I normally don't share anything going on in my life
But it was the heat of the moment and and yeah, I don't know I can't talk about this anymore because Olivia's going to so much
I can't I can't
The guy would love to keep talking about how I might be using my daughter's almost suicide to get out of something
But right now I'm using tears to
get out of that question about me using it. Oh, it really hurts me that the other never calls to
talk to me about it. Oh, can go. Well, why would I call someone who is berating me that's not my mother?
Okay, she never called me either. And Andy's like, yeah. But you said that you never bullied the Andro,
but then we solved video clip receipts.
If you bullied the Andro,
what do you not say about that?
Hm?
And, can you say,
well, I think that bullying is a really strong word.
Like, was that being combative?
Yes, aggressive.
Yes, was that bullying down your pants?
Yes, was that taking your lunch money?
Yes, but was that bullying?
No. Listen, some people taking your lunch money? Yes, but was I bullied? No.
Listen, some people might call me a real estate agent
who just found her a new locker to be shoved into.
I shouldn't be thanked.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Well, you were calling me Tiffany,
and I, COVID girl, the entire time.
And I don't know who's the COVID girl now.
Who's the COVID girl now?
This COVID-shaming of people. God, that's
that's terrible. COVID
shit. But what? I call it. Now
these ones got COVID kind of
girl. Why does like that? They're
like COVID girls running into an
insult. And then Cameron's like, I
thought Tiffany said it's not
proper to say right? Zing, Zing.
Um, yeah, she's like, yeah, we're not supposed to say right, zing, zing.
Yeah, she's like, yeah, we're not supposed to say it according to Tiffany.
Well, I don't care if you, I don't care if it's proper or not
because you say it the whole time.
I was a couple of girls, she was a couple of girls
and now she's got COVID and I hope to God.
You don't get as sick as I was.
I was so sick that my mother put a pillowcase over my hand
and said, okay, she's got moving on love, okay?
I know you had to call it and what did I do I brought you a pajamas and
Cameron's like I brought you pajamas too
Okay, everything's forgiven
Guys I don't think pajamas cure COVID
What was this pajama brigade?
I can think you're like,
I spent the whole day trying to buy you the pajamas
that you asked me to buy.
So I'm just trying to put together this picture of Deanna Bick.
I have COVID, only pajamas.
I need to fill the ones I get.
TJ Maxx, get them from me.
Please, I'm gonna die.
I don't want to die in this bad world.
I'm gonna die in this bad world.
I can't apologize for I'm gonna die for COVID.
Okay, I will search all day for them.
Yeah, I didn't understand either,
but I thought it was really funny.
I feel like I'm gonna put Jama scavenger race.
Yeah, Kerry's like, I never called you COVID.
You know, Kama was the one who called you COVID girl,
and then Tiffany called Brandy COVID girl
with my party.
And Cameron's like, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And Stephanie gets, yeah, there was like a lot of people calling other people
covered girl.
So.
So Cameron's like, Tiffany told us it wasn't right to use it originally.
So I just think it's not right to use.
Doing that passive aggressive thing, just putting it on not right to use. Mm, doing that passive aggressive thing,
just putting it on to try to make Tiffany
to be the blame for all of this.
So, so then do.
I don't know what camera's game plan here is.
I mean, obviously your game plan is just to turn
everything on Tiffany even racism.
Mm.
This is just so ridiculous, but God, you know,
certainly her husband was like, no, no, babe,
don't do that.
Do you think he listened?
Because I'm sure she told him her whole plan.
And last year he was really good at being like, babe, good away from Leanne.
You can't be around every guest, you know.
So I'm hoping that he did not help with this, but she needed some help because she came in
and never even got the clue that she was on the wrong.
She was on the track. It was that she was on the wrong track.
It was that it was not the same situation as last year.
Yeah.
So Deandra says,
Carrie, when you were giving your flowery speech,
you said, I want to be called a bully.
Okay. So when I said you were like a bully,
I felt like you were bullying me all season long
for no reason.
Okay, you put my hat, you put my,
you dunk me in pond water,
you put poop in my face,
you bought me shitty pajamas
That is bullying yeah, and Andy's like what does the group thing that carry with a bowling be anger and
No one rates it's silence and no one raises their hands except for Tiffany kind of and cameras like you know what?
I don't like that work
says the queen of
calling people bullies like literally her entire
thesis for later the episode is you were bullying me you're bullying me you
knew I didn't like feed and so you're bullying me yes
doesn't like that word bullies but I like being called bullies like racist
don't like being called racist like how dare you call me a racist yeah because
she's your racist he said something racist what's more offensive being called racist. Like how dare you call me a racist? Yeah, because you're a racist. You said something racist.
What's more offensive being called a racist or the
to a racist?
Yeah.
So Tiffany is like, well, I mean, she was screaming at
D'Andra telling her to beg to be her friend.
And it's like, yeah, you did say the group was too
chicken shit to call out.
Carrie, you know, and it's just, it's just getting rid of saying that
I was just gonna say that
You know, what do you think that she was yes, I think everybody but Tiffany is afraid to call out Carrie and cares like
And Andy's like why and cameras like how are we afraid we called her out in Oklahoma
It's like yeah
but that was like you know I mean look at what I had to go through oh she's
long it's definitely like I'm not afraid of Carrie which is why I said Carrie
oh my god please don't hit me I said I was Carrie and I was wearing a helmet I
remember that and a bulletproof vest and I have a snorkel just in case she
tried to drown me and I said Carrie that wasn't very nice remember that I
totally stood up to her and then I ran away and I hit in the corner until I knew it was safe to come out again.
Yeah, so Deandra's like, you know, no one came to my rescue until the very end of the season.
When there was, when there was damage property and people were being treated really, but no one came to my defense.
And then Cam was like, but we called her out though.
It's like, no, until the very was like, but we called her out those.
Like, not until the very end, mother, not until the very end.
Not until there was a bigger problem.
I mean, there was damage to property.
Some of the told JR's ghost he had a tiny pee pee.
I remember, I remember all.
Cam was like, but we did corner out.
Check.
It was too late.
Since when does Deandra need everybody to stick up for her?
Yeah.
Give me a break. If you're so not afraid of Carrie, then you shouldnandra need everybody to stick up for her? Yeah. Give me a break.
If you're so not afraid of Kerry, then you shouldn't need everybody to stick up for you.
I'm going to listen.
Kerry is definitely the biggest asshole this season, I think.
But still, Deandra, come on.
Well, I think it's less about that.
I don't think that Deandra's afraid to stand up to Kerry, but she doesn't want to be
made to look like in their feud.
She doesn't want to be made to look like she's the one who's starting all the shit like she's gonna get the bad at it
She wants you know people to have her back so it's like clear to us the audience that carries the asshole
Which it was clear but Cameron Cameron insists that she was she did speak up she goes
Did you not see me cussing her out after she poured all the salsa over the bed?
By the way happy single to my you know,
this is the day where I celebrate my favorite food. My daughter's earnings, so I really don't
like when you waste salsa. Yeah, don't waste salsa, especially when we'll be talking about
it the day before I've seen go to my own. Yeah, so they still haven't spoken to Annter and Carrie,
and Sandra's like, well, Carrie said she's a great loyal
friend, and I haven't even had a phone call from her.
Okay.
And Andy's like, well, did you call her?
Did you call her?
Because you know, you could call her.
You know, phones work both ways.
I'm just like, no, I didn't call her,
because I was just in her to see if she was gonna call me.
I know.
But do you have any idea why? Do you have any idea why I didn't call you? And the answer
is because I screamed at the lady at Verizon and made her do a shot and now I am banned
from all telecom.
It's why I turned off my cricket phone. There! I said it!
I'm damneders like, guess I do know why, but it's not my story to share. And Andy goes,
what is that mean? It's like, it's not my story to share and then it goes what is that me aim
It's like my story to share any I will not share the story. Oh my god
Do that have to do with somebody getting new boobs anybody raise your hand if you've got a new book
So um, yeah, yeah, so so I need it
Carey says well, she knows how hard it is she comes me crying and I listen to her crying all last year
From people attacking her on Twitter and yeah, and then this year when she knew I was getting attacked
She kept egging people on never once having my back
I'm like well the difference is that last year shoes getting attacked on Twitter by strangers and
This year you were attacking her and so people were attacking you
because you were being crazy.
So she's not, you're attacking her too.
Like you don't have, she's not under any obligation
to reach out to you when you were actively attacking her.
Yeah, and she's like, can she stood by that I'm a bully?
She said that I'm a bully.
And it's like if you were examining my social media likes,
then you had bigger problems, honey.
And Andy says, well, I mean, you're twilling during the show.
So I mean, it's natural she's gonna see that.
She goes, I did not tweet anything nasty, Andy.
It set my boobs a few times.
But you know what?
You know, to each his own.
Okay, Jeremy liked it.
And Stephanie goes, actually, there's one thing that you put out.
Like that, it was like sort of crappy for you to do as a friend.
Like every Tuesday, you do like a poster thing. I don't know what it is
And no one really asks for it, but you do it and you put it this up and it said bully proof and
Like that was sort of crappy for you to do well, you know what like safety. I am not you
Okay, I fight with my hands out and my close fits and I don't lay down like you
I'm not milk toast although I would love some milk and toast if anyone has that Thank you very much. I am not a doormat, okay?
She's I'm not a doormat. I mean welcome, but still
Also, they showed the picture of bully proof and it's dandra like standing in the middle of the street trying to look all bad
Ask without her shirt on and like a fur coat covering her nipples like bully proof
Wow and like a fur coat covering your nipples. That can't really prove. Wow. Call the driver project.
I know.
Just to go up immediately.
Yeah, I'm just saying it was a crappy thing for you to post
that because no one really wanted to see it.
That's all.
No one wanted to see it.
It was crappy for you to put that on us.
That's all.
And camera's like, are you kidding me?
When this girl, when Stephanie needs to stand up,
she will mostly to pull out your
chair before you sit down, which is really kind.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I would like to see one really, really, really nasty thing that I tweeted out.
Okay.
One nasty thing.
And Andy's like, well, if you made up with her, why are you calling her a bully all over
again?
I was, I was going by the opposite.
Okay, okay, here's what really happened.
My mother said, if you don't put this terrible photo out there, I'm gonna do it for you
and I had to control the story.
Okay, I had to do it.
That's what it was.
And if you made up through a Y-Cov-So-Shom-A-D-I-N-E-G-D-I-N-
Okay, this, you know, and I can't believe this is still working in a reunion.
I feel like Andy should know better.
The story here is why are you calling her a bully?
Cause she is a fucking bully.
Why doesn't Carrie have to answer for any of that shit that she did?
She was being a bully.
And if people are offended that kids really get bullied every day and blah, blah,
blah, which I get and you don't like the word.
Okay, but you're calling semantics and now the argument is that Dandra is
mean for using the word bully which is bullshit
That's not what it's about. It's a bully shit like an asshole
Kerry was an asshole
She actually got away with a lot of it because I sort of get the sense that we were done with the Kerry stuff and
Like she really was not grilled very hard about the salsa or every time and she uses the same
Tactic every time. It's a very famous tactic in real life,
but especially on housewives become the victim.
So now she's the victim that someone called her a bully
while she was getting harassed on Twitter, you know.
Yeah.
And then later she's already fake cried one time.
It's like, come on, lady.
So Andy is basically, and he's like,
so do you wanna be friends with Carrie? Cause she's got COVID right now, I'm lady. So Andy is basically, Andy's like,
do you wanna be friends with Carrie?
Cause she's got a cover right now,
which means you might become a COVID girl again.
You know what, Andy, I do, I do, I do, I do,
of course I wanna be friends with Carrie.
I mean, I mean, listen,
it gets sort of empty there in that back corner of my car,
if there's not a person in there
having amongst all my trunk show goods, you know?
So I do, mister. I miss having her around
Oh, yes, I like the end or two. I love being called bully. So I think what we need is one good lunch
Okay, that's what we need the good lunch and he's like maybe
Maybe I'm proud to do another privilege white lady red dream exes. I'm you trust
Yeah, the andra you know, let's just go get lunch.
Maybe like we could do it like tomorrow, like inside.
I don't know, like in a hot stuffy place someplace like that.
You know what's being really fun.
So, um, all right.
So, Carrie, I know that birthdays are very important to you,
but I feel like we celebrate your birthday for what looks like.
Actually, I'm sorry.
This is what how Andy does it. Okay. He goes, I feel like we celebrate your, your 50th birthday for what looks like, actually, I'm sorry, this is about how Andy does it.
Okay, he goes, I feel like we celebrate your 50th birthday
for an entire, and then he looks down at his car
and looks out the gang goes, season.
He's been a little bit more than a year,
but he's been a little bit more than a year,
and he's been a little bit more than a year,
and he's been a little bit more than a year,
and he's been a little bit more than a year,
and he's been a little bit more than a year,
and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's still Gary's birthday
All right, I love to think that there's someone in Mapperton who's watching this show. That's so cool
Wow lady who may who calls herself white lady said it's been longer than Corona. I think Gary is out of birthday
It's like oh Andy you know it was very tough season for me because I realized how much I was struggling
You know, it was so hard hurt and how in pain I was.
But I was smiling about and I didn't want to admit it.
Really? Because your whole first season was about how Eduardo sucks and you're gonna
make him give you some money because you know that your ass is gonna be getting worse.
You know, you don't want to be left poor.
Yeah, you see that your first season was you anticipating your marriage falling apart and they're like,
oh, I was in so much pain because my marriage is falling apart.
So then Andy goes, what is happening with your marriage?
Like he's so like, he says that almost like, what did you get on your sandwich today?
Is that what smells?
You know?
So she's like, what did that? It's like, well after the show finish, we had to have a real heart to heart.
And we realized we need to go our separate ways and we told our kids and then I left
town to come to the reunion.
I was like, okay, you might still need to do a little work on that mom sensitivity thing.
You promised your kids you were going to work on.
I'm going to communicate with you more and spend more time with you.
Oh, me and your brother are getting divorced.
Bye, I'll be back in a week.
I'm growing a TV.
Uh, yeah.
It was very difficult conversation with the bar, though.
We sat down and then I said, be a host, plant a cheer for me.
And he said, I need to talk to you about something.
And I said, shouts, let's do shots.
Party like is $19.99. That was all yes.
And then he left me.
Yeah.
So she regrets everything and she apologizes,
but it's only because she was in pain.
And Cameron's like, I knew something was going on,
but not to that long.
Hm, not that long.
And the others, I knew, I knew.
They bought a house behind my cousin.
There's a townhouse, okay?
And nothing says D-I-V-O-R-C-E,
like a townhouse, am I right, everyone?
Cousin Fred says, so he said,
you go back there, it smells like just a horse and failure.
That's what it smells like.
So I knew, I swear I knew, mother.
But I didn't say anything,
because that's not my business, not a good friend.
So I didn't say anything about it.
Townhouse behind my cousin.
The damn one.
I mean, and this is one of the cousins that actually speaks to me so you know who the
standards are low.
Well, that's easy when you talked about the show on the show that wanting protection
with Eduardo in case something like this happened.
Will you be thinking girl?
And she's like, well, we
sold the house and he helped me, you know, do the stuff from the prenup. So, but I have
a jewelry business, but I'm going to have to work, and I'm going to have to work.
Now, as you have to work, she has to work from home, and by how long me the shitty town
has behind my cousin. Work from townhouse, Andy.
No, any jobs like that.
They're going to have to be okay with the occasional buzz flying into the occasional bug
flying into your zoom meaning and you know the occasional trickle of a banjo playing
for someone's back.
Okay, one of your neighbors.
That's okay.
I'll help you out with your
hobo, Bindel, to get you over there. I got off the almost stick. So how to go
on friend for me. And try not to get too upset when he plays his his clone, quote,
piano, which is just bunch of different glasses outside that he just bunks with a spoon to one of the brakes
So all the ladies are pretend crying along with Carrie, you know, they're like oh my god work
So cameras like I just want to hug you so ball right now and
So cameras like I just want to hug you so ball right now and
Tanger's like I know you're gonna be successful. I mean look at you now
Well, all right. Well, I'm not gonna take it back cuz I'm a good person okay and Andy's like all right Well, let's let's move to what actually happened on the show, which I thought was funny
He's like all right
Let's wave all the things that actually happened from the show and that you didn't hide from us because you were selfish when
John. Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
So someone said that you don't respect hunting and that's fine, but how you treated Charles was a bowling.
He's a big foot expert.
How do you really have to say about that?
Oh, Andy.
Oh, it's hard to remember during this.
Govids, he is. Oh, Andy. Oh, it's hard to remember during this. COVID-19.
Oh, but right before the trip,
a lot of things were going down at home.
Mainly shots down my throat.
And I was in a really bad place going into that trip.
You know, I had just learned I was moving
behind the Andrews cousin Fred.
And I took my hand going frustration out on Charles
and I'm really embarrassed
I just he reminded me too much of cousin Fred a little I'll be honest
So then Andy's like there's a difference between wanting to have fun and
Pooving people in danger and then we get the clips of throwing people in pools and all of that
Did you know that Tiffany couldn't swim and she's like oh my oh my God, that's so many tequila. I forgot. I swear to you, Tiffany, I'm so, so, so, so sorry that I'm
going to more pain than anybody on this stage. I'm so sorry that I'm not a binge drinker,
but drink so much tequila that I forgot to cancel and then threw in the water. I'm so sorry.
So Tiffany's like, okay. So then, um, Carrie, you said
your mom had problem with binge drinking. And you said, thank God that ended with her.
And you know, as I was watching you, it seems like you have a problem with binge drinking.
Yeah, that's the funniest. Like, he's just like, I couldn't help but think, you seem like
a binge drinker to me, huh?
What do you think about that?
Just like, and he's just smiling like,
you know, you sort of seem like a binge drinker.
Yeah.
And Carrie goes,
hmm, hmm, that's just a long pause.
You could just hear that cheap window unit going off,
you know, like a little piece of confetti
falls on their head.
And he's just like, hmm.
You just hear the sound of
like, dueling banjos at the window. Oh wait, no, she's in her hotel, never mind. But,
you know, she said, hmm, that she gave was her telling herself, don't fight with Indico
and he's the boss. I know. Does anyone think she has a drinking problem? And Cameron goes, well, she doesn't drink every day.
I mean, we have a podcast and she'll work very late hours.
Oh, I guess I do have a problem then if I'm not drinking every day.
Yeah, gotta fix that.
So Stephanie's like, you know, I just, I think that she really like
perfect this year and I think she was just like running away from through alcohol, and it was getting her into a lot of trouble.
You know, that's just it.
And then, and then it's like, but at South Fork,
you said you would drink less and then change some issues
in your life.
So what did you change, Ms. Biz Drinker?
Binge Drinker?
Well, I've been drinking a lot less,
and I'm very excited for the future.
Scanned, but excited.
It's like, okay, so not much of an answer, but what are you gonna say?
You've got the guy in front of you who's like, we're gonna do some shot skis!
Drink every time you hear this phrase. Gary's a binge drinker.
Okay, okay.
I think that we should all make a concerted effort to check in on Carrie Moore and give her and call her Moore.
I'm gonna call her.
I've already taken a solo cup and put some string into it and I already tested it goes all the way to cousin France house
So I'm gonna reach her where she can be reached on her phone.
Alright, let's switch gears.
Cameron, your house was beautiful before you got it.
Maybe the whole thing fake.
That looks ridiculous.
What do you gotta say? She's like like we're having our house in stone now
Sandy and he's like so wait what didn't you already have furniture?
She's like yeah, but then we have someone install it. It's got thurdick was so cut in third
Can you feel Louise spirit in the new house? I do okay? I feel Louise spirit
Over me all the time and I'm always like
Louis you know my picky eater why you watching me while I eat Louis
All right, well sad to know from seal Beach says carries the binge drink. Oh, sorry wrong
Here is a bully binge drinking alcohol. Oh, sorry wrong card. All right
as a bully binge drinking alcohol. Oh, sorry, Ron Card.
All right, um, Cameron, your relationship with court
sets feminism back 50 years.
Hope the money's worth it.
Love this card, Phil Beach, nearly.
You know what, Card is my best friend.
Like, he's there through thick and thin,
every scorpion bite I get, he's there, okay.
And you're only see a glimpse of my life I was
been by black widow I was been by cahar polar I was been I was actually been by bigfoot you guys
since he actually found bigfoot I was been by him and quartz always there and he like just like
knows me and like we have a wonderful merge and it's like it's very equal well I've never seen
him crying you know I really didn't see it coming mostly because when I watched this I was on a I'm not sure if you're going to be careful. Well, I've never seen
him crying, you know, I really
didn't see it coming mostly because
when I watched this, I was on a
step stool getting something out of
a counter, turned around and didn't
even notice the core was in the
scene.
Does he get emotional with a lot?
And cameras like, no, never. He
cried when Louis died.
Um, he cried when we had boobies.
He cried, um, when he tried to get on the matter
warned but they wouldn't let him. For the house.
Hey, we have court here on satellite. Let's wheeling that other TV.
Court has a feel to be in the new house.
Uh, thanks so much for being here, Court. Fill your dog trainer gave you a C plus a dog training cam.
What about that?
She's like, I was just happy to get a great Aida.
Um, and I didn't appreciate Tiffany mocking me for that because she did go on Twitter, mocking
that I got a C plus, but I'm like not gonna let it bother me. he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like,
he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like know or whatever and so Andy's like so Tiffany
Well, it's hard or your first season of the show or your first year of residency and she's like well
I definitely cried more during housewives. So I'll tell you that much
Well by becoming the doogie house or of Dallas by graduating medical school at 23
Dr. Tiffany Moon married a successful hotel
year and gave birth to twins proving that even her ovaries are over achievers. But one
thing she couldn't achieve, the elusive work-life balance are pulling off a very good prank
with crickets. Okay, roll that footage. So we watched that and then he asked, you know, what's the reaction to from people at the hospital about the show?
And she's like, uh, well, a lot of people were saying it's career suicide and no one's ever gonna take me seriously.
And he's like, ironically though, in the world, in this world, it could be an amazing career decision, because now millions of people know that you're a brilliant expedition.
Anesthetician.
Anesthetician.
Um, no, that's someone who does her nails, which is sort of a loaded slip up on your
part from any different reasons I'm in.
Oh, yeah, actually, yeah, I mean, I think of that. Oh my god. I think Andy realized he looked a little embarrassed.
He was like, uh, a lot to unpack from me.
Moving on.
Yeah.
So it's like, you know, then other people
were saying that maybe you're just too sensitive,
because your mom didn't seem too bad at all.
She's like, I am sensitive.
And so every little small thing she says,
maybe I was taking it that way, because I am sensitive know sensitive and she says her parents said that they didn't watch a show which I don't
believe for two damn seconds. I do not believe it. I'm sorry. But they hear about it from their
friends and it really pissed the dad off, you know, the dad called her an idiot. Yeah.
And Tiffany had to twist her mom mom's arm to come onto the show and
She thinks that her mom probably regrets being on it now. So Dan you shouldn't twist your mother's arm because that's older abuse
And I really don't approve of older abuse, Tiffany. What sort of daughter does that?
What sort of daughter does that to her mother just your arm? I would never do that. I would never do that
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I twisted my mother's arm
never
So the andress the androids are but it could spin on it saying well seem like she was excited about having more mother
Daughter time because she reached out to you and said that she wants a more time with you
I mean that's exciting to me since I know you want that for so long
I mean, I wish I knew what that was like to have a mother who actually loved me
I don't know. I just have a mother who gives me a key and then throws it in the light. That's what I know
That's what motherhood is for me. So have you spent more mother-daughter time and Tiffany's like, um now
I mean she's vaccinated, but she still uses corona as an excuse
you just corona as an excuse. So, okay, so then we get to the good stuff.
And he's like, well, Sasha from Salisbury says,
you do impressions of your immigrant mother
on TikTok, okay.
And then we see the clips where she's like,
you know, talking like her mom,
and she's like, you're a bad student
and throwing shoes at her head,
throwing slippers at her head.
And he's like, you're a bad student in throwing shoes at her head, throwing slippers at her head. And Andy's like, are you just perpetuating Asian stereotypes?
By the way, whoever is friends with Sasha, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry that you have a friend who cannot,
under who is taking offense at Tiffany's TikToks of her mom.
I'm so sorry that you have such a humorless friend.
Yeah. And it's like, that was a meant to be funny and based off true events and camera
It's like does your mom roll you through shoes at you because I was actually kind of disturbed when I saw that
So I wanted to hear from you about that
Yeah, my mother has thrown many a shoe at my head
Yeah, my mother has thrown many a shoe at my head.
Mm, I'm just confused because stereotyping is racism and I don't understand why you think that's okay.
So you guys, you heard it here first, Cameron.
I mean, I don't know.
I just, I think that sure,
I fool's at the NAACP,
you should just be calling up Cameron and be like, you gotta come sit
on some panels with us.
Well, I mean, guys, this is really cringy, hilarious, but very cringy to watch Cameron go
through this.
On a positive note, Cameron is finally upset about a racist video on TikTok.
She finally upset that somebody has made a racist video.'t bug read all my brandy didn't oh, yeah, you know what at least she's upset now at the
True so you know what she's a lot more upset baby steps
Yeah, but baby steps don't always go the right direction. So Cam so she's basically like
When I saw
your TikTok video of your mum throwing a shoe at you, I was like, oh my gosh. And actually,
other people call me about it too. And Tiffany has a great response. She's like, really?
I don't know if people call you about it. Your friends need something better to do.
Explain your setting you know. And she's like, okay, sorry explain to me how I'm being racist to my own race again because I didn't quite catch that
So then we come back from commercial and cameras like I'm stereotyping is Ross's
Why is she stereotyping if she's imitating her mom? I thought it wasn't funny in general.
I just didn't think it was something funny to put on.
Tuck, tuck, tuck.
It's like, um, the house slipper was her weapon of choice growing up.
And, um, you know, sorry.
And Cameron's like, why is that funny to you?
It's just a very word to me.
It's like, then just don't follow me and stop watching cam.
She's, I'm just telling you my opinion.
Thank you for your opinion.
Tiffany handled it so well.
Tiffany was like, no, you're not.
This is not, this is not, this is not for you, right?
So Andy says, was that the first,
hi, okay, so was that the first time your mom ever hugged you?
And she said, well, she gave me side hugs
and she wants, she's like patting me on the head and she wants to take a bunch of my report cards
and made them a little chain and wrapped them around me which sort of felt like a hug.
But then I realized she was trying to struggle with them.
So kind of.
And he's like, Gary, you had a similar experience to your mom this year.
Like, oh, you know, I tried to share that with Tiffany.
We have so much in common.
We're immigrants. We have mommy issues. We like throwing people into pools. Uh, you know,
we both broke the black sea glass on church room. Um, you know, you know, it goes anti, but then,
you know, she would never like follow up with the friendship, Andy. And Tiffany says, well,
I felt picked on and, you know, you said I was the party pooper and you threw me in the pool and I almost died
and he said I was boring. So that's just like how I felt and so then Cameron just said.
Yeah, but do you feel like maybe you were picking on people, too?
Do you always have to interrupt?
I'm just trying to get in girl because you do these things to other people.
I'm just trying to get in girl because you do these things to other people
Okay, so like shall we finish and then pick up with this or
What are we doing? Okay, go ahead and finish. Yeah, then he goes. Okay. All right. What would you like to say?
Idiot no you finish. I'm done
Mm-hmm you finish first. Yeah, but I'm done. I'm done though. No, if you have more to say than you phone on. I'm done. I'm done. I'm like you speak you speak
Not you no, I'm done. I'm done. I'm actually gonna make a text on the video very soon. So I'm done
You just told me to go first is Rossist
Star typing the priority of when you go in talking order is Rossist
in talking order is Rossist. This is so Tiffany's like, well what I was saying was I just wanted to be friends with
Kerry but we had a rough start and we did get to a better place and Kerry's like, you
know what, I'm very often misunderstood.
Okay, I come across like this big tough personality but I just have the best intentions.
No, no.
You break things, you get wasted, you yell at people, people you be right people you throw people in the pool
You're an asshole. Okay, there's no misunderstanding what your misunderstanding is that you're a fucking asshole
Stop it. Okay. That's what you're misunderstanding. Okay. It's not about your husband leaving you
It's not about your daughter having you know depression. It's about you being an asshole stopping an asshole. Okay
Absolutely, it's that if if you are if people are constantly getting the wrong impression of you,
that's not on them.
That's not on that's on you.
You have to change your your behavior.
That's on you girl.
Okay, you're not, you're not misundiced like pink.
Okay, that's.
So then we get to Tiffany's trying with this group, but failing,
like having all the rules of the party, then the chicken feet thing, then the cricket thing,
and Brandy barfing in the bathroom, which we now find out is probably because she was pregnant,
okay? So then Andy's like, you know, you guys did have your birthday party, but it was a really long journey.
We got to, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Well, now we got to, we got a lot of comments
about you correcting people.
Ironically from Twitter,
where nobody can smell fucking anything.
Okay.
As for Australia, I said,
correcting cam was patronizing.
Okay, because you're a jerk, though.
We have to say about that.
So when I correct people, it comes from a place of wanting them to be correct. And then that way, they don't go somewhere else. And then people
think that they're dumb because they didn't know what the original thing was the first place.
Because they are dumb. And I'm just trying to help them be less dumb, you know, but maybe I could
work on my delivery. Yeah. But like if you have salad in your teeth, would you not want me to tell you?
And then camera's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, tiny pink, tiny pink,
broof guys, tiny pink, broof guys.
So she pulls out her Barbie peach and briefcase and she's like,
you mean this sweet, right?
You mean this sweet, right? She's got like a big thick stack of papers that she's printed out.
The housewives evidence comes out out the receipt skim out so she's like this sweet because this is about Corctor
This is you have broccoli in your teeth and because oh my god. All right. Just give it to me
So he's dreaming it and she goes broccoli my teeth. I would say don't you or like if I had something on my shoe
You told me I would say don't you thank you
Okay, it's like intelligence. This is about my Corctor I had something on my shoe and you told me, I would say don't give up. Thank you. It's not a puff up. Okay.
It's like intelligence.
This is about my character, definitely.
It's like it's about your character.
You can't say words.
You don't know, you don't know shit, Cam.
Okay, it's not really about your character.
It's more about your ignorance.
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you succumbed
to an anti-intellectual strain that runs through
this country, unfortunately, but like you're not using words properly and so she's trying
to help you by saying, this is what cathartic means, you know.
But did any of us sign up for the Tiffany Moon Chromber Clause?
Because I know I didn't.
Well, that's the problem, actually.
You need to sign up for the grammar class.
Yeah, you don't need to sign up for Tiffany Moons,
but you definitely need to sign up for one.
And also it's bullshit because, you know,
she's saying you're coming from my intelligence
and you're posting about it on social.
And I have a whole file about my intelligence
of you saying stuff.
And then he's like, well, you know, you were saying rude stuff.
Like, why were you saying that? And Tiffany says, well, when know, you were saying rude stuff. Like, why were you saying that?
And Tiffany says, well, when she was on,
I'm sorry, I'm Andy.
She says, well, I was, when I was,
when she was on Watch What Happens Live,
okay, and then they show the clip
from Watch What Happens Live,
and it's Andy and the guest
making fun of Cameron, how stupid he is.
The whole game is about how stupid Cameron is,
and she's cracking up at them
in front
of her own national TV.
It's the most hilarious thing, but for Tiffany to tweet jokes about, like, here's a
word of day calendar, is the gift, hearts.
Right.
It's like the most offensive thing you'll be little in my character.
And also, you know, Tiffany did character, and I mean, I do understand why, you know,
no one let, sometimes, you know, if someone's being condescent, like, this is how you say
the word, you know, it's like, hey, like, sorry, like you're embarrassed, you know, no one let sometimes you know get if someone's being condescent like this is actually the word You know, it's like hey like sorry like you're embarrassed, you know, whatever, but um
I think that
I forgot what I was gonna say actually
Well, that's what it was you can just say I don't like being corrected without being like you taking down
Exactly she's Cameron is acting like all of Tiffany's tweets came out of
the ether, but her tweets were a reaction because Cameron was being so above and beyond ridiculous about being
corrected. That Tiffany was like, okay, well, I'm gonna tweet about it then. He's like, he's just like
catharsis, that's all. Right, and basically, they kind of say this later, but it seems like what they're mad about,
like everyone's against Tiffany,
but it seems like they're mad that Tiffany's like,
everything's okay, kind of why they're mad at Deandra.
And then you go on social and you're like,
well, everybody hates those people
because they have, how they treated me
on the episode tonight, right?
So I'm gonna join in with those people,
even though we've already made up.
But that's how housewives shows work. You comment on the episode at hand, you know? You don't just say, well though we've already made up. But that's how Housewives Show's work.
You comment on the episode at hand.
You know, we don't just say, well, we've already made up.
So I'm totally fine with this.
You're supposed to be tweeting about the actual episode.
So.
Yeah.
Well, Cameron never misses a chance to get it rightfully
indignant.
And she's like, yeah, it was so rude.
Like I would never, never in a million yours post that about someone, especially a girlfriend. Like, never, I would never never a million yours Post that about someone especially a girlfriend like never I would never be able to sleep at night
I would have am nausea, okay. I would not be able to do it
He's like well
There's one here. This kind of mean. It's a word of day calendar. I mean that's funny
I mean mean, but I'm laughing at it. It's like fully smiling and cracking up.
He's like, this is so mean, right here.
Ah, good job.
And he's like, well, she did put a heart on it.
And Cameron's like, yeah, but she has to have sorry, not sorry.
So Judy from Judy Town says, bully is a strong word.
Do you stand by that word?
Well, by my Cameron bully is a word of spelled B-U-L-L-Y
and it stands for basically carry over there.
And it just feels like it just felt like I was being
hit. That's all, you know?
You shouldn't call people bulls.
It's not nice.
And Carrie's like, look, okay, look.
You said you wanted that fun. And I want that fun. And I want look, you said you want to have fun and I want to have fun
I want to help you have fun. You know, but my way is different, you know
Shooting people taking shots, drowning them in pools, tying them up by their ankles and throwing them around running them over with cars
You know, we have different ways. So, you know, are you said you forgive me?
But then behind my back you say, I'm a bully So you know, behind my back like you were saying stuff
So yeah, carry who has been totally totally
Consistent with her shit all season long where like like oh you can always say anything said to my face
That's fine and then people say to her face and she freaks out. Come on
So and also carry who spent the entire first season talking shit about Deandra
Biden or back to everybody. Yes. So, yes. So, so, Cameron goes, I think to feel that you're
three first, for a fast. And what three face? It's like, you say one thing to us, one thing
to the camera, and one thing to the boss or
the boss.
Okay.
Now, look, just to play devil's advocate, I get this.
Like I get what they're saying, you know, because if anybody did follow the social media
during the season, which I mean, we kind of did, as it was going along, it did get really,
it's like, wow, she really hates these ladies.
Like I was waiting for something in the season huge to happen
beyond the stuff we've already talked about
that would make Tiffany leave the season
hating them to this degree or being this pissed off.
And then it didn't happen really.
Like they had kind of made up and stuff by the end.
So it's like, well, that's weird
because I was expecting for something big
because according to social media,
there's like a lot of bad stuff there. So I mean I get this, but Cameron is just going about it the wrong way. Like if that's your problem,
okay, but she's just being an ignorant fool and then it just gets worse because now we're onto
chicken feet. Yeah, I was gonna say I'll tell you what Tiffany did wrong. She wound up being like
most popular in the cast. Yeah,. I don't think they like that.
So, um, so yeah, they're good. And so people were coming to her defense and she's
retweeting those people. And then the housewives take it like, oh my god, she's retweeting
retweeting them, which means now she's coming for us, you know, like she wrote all those
tweets herself. Like she's a lot of like like her supporters. You guys do it.
So now Cameron, this is good. This is a good moment for Cameron right here.
So Tiffany is like, well Cameron went on the Twitter
and said, chicken feet, no thanks,
I'd rather eat sparkled dog treats, you know?
And Cameron was, yeah, completely.
So Cameron still does not understand
why this is so deeply toned of.
I mean, I understand Cameron's narrow, literalist logic in it,
which is that she's like, I don't like chicken feet,
but like, don't give these talk, she's so good.
But she doesn't realize the underlying implications
by saying that it's kind of like comparing
a beloved cuisine for a culture
that's very correlated with a culture,
to something that's like meant for dogs, right?
Which is-
I'd rather eat dog food than chicken feet.
It's like really stupid and to still not get it
after all that happened over it is so stupid.
Yeah.
And he says that the chicken feet thing got so serious
that the producers actually had to step in. and I was reading these as they were happening
During that time like what the hell like she just did not get it. Yeah, and she still does it like learn
Especially does not understand and she is like she refused she's got like Scotch guard over her learning like she will not be stained by
Knowledge the woman who is like using
tiffity of being racist and then does not understand why there are problematic
undertones to her little photo and she gets so she says you know I'll be
completely honest that I have an employer that tweeted that out and it wasn't me
but I take full catharticism of it because it was home out on Instagram and it was a personal
thing and I sincerely apologize that I've offended you for that, I really do. But you
knew I was a picky order and I think that you slept me up. My camera and first of all, thank
you for being super self-involved like that. That's actually really what I look for in
a real house. I've said thank you, but also this is one most ridiculous conspiracy theories we've ever heard
Yeah, it really is
And she's like you had the whole thing set off okay, and she said it was a joke
And then she got offended about Sparkle dog like if it's a joke
And were you gonna go find her about spark mean just so so stupid and he's like all right
Well Tiffany do you accept that abulity And he's like, all right, well, Tiffany, do you accept that
abulity?
And she's like, no, we're not finished.
And then they just cut to Brandy's face who said nothing this
whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Again, for coming.
Whatever.
She's watching Chip and Joanna in the back of her Zoom on her hotel
TV.
Let's be honest.
She's watching the Magnolia channel.
So yeah, so there it was,
really not a great moment for Cameron, but a great moment for us as an audience.
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