Watch What Crappens - RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back

Episode Date: May 6, 2021

On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived fo...e, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crapins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and also I'm a Game Brain podcast. And joining me is the one and only Ronnie Caram.
Starting point is 00:01:11 What's going on Ronnie? Hi. Hi Ronnie, look lovely today. Well thanks so do you. Thanks we're doing crapens on demand. That's on patreon.com slash watcher crappens. And today we're talking about the real housewives of Dallas, the first part of their two-part reunion.
Starting point is 00:01:29 And before we get into that, well, first of all, last night was the Roni premiere, which was, you know, we're so happy to have Roni back. If you're wondering where our recap is, you have to wait about another day, because we're recapping it live during our live show tomorrow night, tomorrow night, it's gonna be at six on the West Coast, nine on the East Coast,
Starting point is 00:01:50 there's still time to get tickets, you should get tickets now. Because I think day of show, the system actually, I think that prices go up a little bit. So get them now while you can at a lower price. And because we are so excited for this, we've been doing a countdown of what we feel are the most underrated errone players. And again, we don't have a theme song,
Starting point is 00:02:16 but we do have this. That's our that's our segment theme song. Yeah, yesterday we were at number five today. We're at number four Ronnie, who is your number four most underrated Rony player? Well, no, we we're gonna be repeating ourselves a little bit because we both have lists, right? So he's already picked a lot of mine, you know We just put him in different places on the list. So my number four is Kristen Takeman. Wow, number four. I bet Kristen, Kristen Takeman pretty high up. I mean, her husband had the Ashley Madness and Cheating scandal. He wears hideous hats. You know, a lot of this is for Josh.
Starting point is 00:02:56 The Fedora. She came out with a makeup line called POC, which is just completely out of touch and horrible. And she really tried to come for Bethany. Now she couldn't, she couldn't do it because Bethany was just like, I want you in a box. She said, you put me in a box. She said, you are in a box or whatever that whole thing was. But she tried and I think she could have,
Starting point is 00:03:16 if she had a little more support. And I don't know, there was just some effort. Like I watched, I loved watching her cry when Heather competed with her geo geocaching thing on vacation. I just think she was petty enough to bring more than she got the chance to. And I think that people are like, whatever, the blotter mouths of those season. Like how Heather is more popular than Kristen will always boggle my mind. I think that people take points away from Kristen because she's so pretty.
Starting point is 00:03:45 And you know, well, at least I'm pretty. At least I'm pretty. I'm from her opening mind. Truly one of the worst taglines of all time that does work against her. One of the craziest things I think earns you a spot on my list for most underrated. Yeah, I think she was, was she on my list yesterday?
Starting point is 00:04:00 Well, is my number five? Yes, my number five yesterday? Yeah, okay. So we're sort of like in sync with her there. I don't know. Did I raise her off my list? She's not on my list anymore. I must have just erased her off my board. Wow, she really is underrated. She's the only one on my little drier race board who I've actually erased off the list after I said her name. You tamerabarning, you raised her from your life. Oh, no, mine was was Aviva yesterday. So she was my, oh, she's number six. She's my number six.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Okay. Um, my number four, I feel like is gonna trigger you, Ronnie. It may trigger a lot of people in the audience. It might just trigger people who aren't even listening. They just sense it in the, in the world. My number four most underrated real housewife. Hi, Jules Aaron. I'm putting Jules Aaron at number four, most underrated.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I'm saying she's underrated because these days, when people talk about Jules Aaron, they talk about how thirsty she is, how, you know, she's so nasty, she's so desperate to be on TV. She's this, she's that, whatever, yada, yada, yada, all those things. All true, all true.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Which are, yeah, actually, all true, all true. But I think because of that, that's why she's underrated, because I think that has become the story about Jules Aaron. And the truth is, people forget that for the first two seasons, Jules Aaron was actually pretty beloved. Like everyone loved Jules Aaron. She was the franchise. It was shocking
Starting point is 00:05:27 when she was fired because it felt like how do we get rid of Jill Zaron, right? We in the fight against Bethany, a lot of people took Bethany's side, but I think in retrospect, we sort of realized that Bethany is actually the huge asshole. And like, why did we take Bethany's side when Bobby had cancer in the hospital and she didn't go visit him. And we're like, fuck, Joel's there and we're being mad at that.
Starting point is 00:05:54 That's actually 100% an offense to be mad about. And I think that the thing- She wasn't friends with Jill at that point when Bobby was in the hospital, was she? She was. That was one of the reasons why they got into that whole fight. Yeah. And I was like, what's it just put? I tricked you guys into talking about it.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Yeah, the ambus. Sorry. I was just trying to help. Yeah. And I actually think in many ways we didn't give Jill Zaren enough grace about the fight that she was probably going through something really terrifying and scary. And so she probably was acting out in a crazy way in a way that all the other housewives since have always been able to say, well, you know, I was going through something so terrible. Even today on today's reunion, you're going to hear Kerry say that, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:35 So I just think that Jill Zarin, she gave us ginger-licking her nostrils, she gave us figure skating, she gave us fabric. And I think that like a lot of the things that that people got angry at her for, those are offenses that have been committed, tenfold, so many more times over by so many real housewives, especially from New York that I think it's time that we stop being, I think that we stop overlooking her contributions to the Roni universe. Okay. I respect your opinion. You know, thank you.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Do not agree with that. Respect you. Respect your opinion. Giving me a tipsy move. I'm just a thirsting boss. Thank you for your opinion. But I respect you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:15 So don't respect you. So everybody go onto our Instagram stories today to vote for that. And at our live show, Thursday night, we will do the last couple of top people in our list and name the women. Yeah. But today, it is time for a crap and soul to man version of real housewives of Dallas. Reunion part one.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yes. So the it's only a two part reunion. Thank God, because this is this is our second of three reunions We're recapping this week and oh my goodness my brain is about to explode These are really hard for us. That's a lot of notes you have to take Oh, and if you're wondering where the Atlanta reunion is people have been asking It's on patreon this week. We've been switching back and forth between Atlanta and below dexaling Just you know, we always announced it on on Instagram and Twitter
Starting point is 00:08:03 So be sure to follow that too So you'll always know where all the we kept our okay so all the women are arriving backstage as usual is like the pre-show stuff and except for of course Carrie and Brandy because Carrie tested positive for coronavirus and So she has to be in a hotel and brandy was sitting next to her. So they're both in their hotel rooms. Yes. And you know, Carrie still party like a rock star.
Starting point is 00:08:33 According to Instagram, it's a shalma, Carrie still party like a rock star. I mean, that's how to that's how to have COVID, I guess, Carrie and spread out. He's still all over the place, uh, parting with people, yeah, maskless. So, um, you know, never let COVID bring you down. Okay, let's let it kill everyone around you. All right, let's do it that way. So Tiffany is like, here we go.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Final's time and Cameron's like, this is going to be very interesting without curry and Brandy. Like, well, they could have possibly made you look like less of an asshole. So I think if anyone should be upset they weren't here as Cameron, because wow, did Cameron sure come out as a growth crow she's stressed as today? Wow. Yeah, not a good look for Cameron this episode. She picked the wrong battles and... Wow, yeah, not a good look for Cameron this episode. She picked the wrong battles and
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah, she pretty much lived up to exactly what we always thought she would live up to So she met expectations. The Bravo giant shoulder art that we're seeing now on every reunion Why are people wearing these giant shoulder pieces on the reunions now? I don't really get it It's their design now three of them I believe on Atlanta. And we've got Cameron today. Did the hunchback come back? Like the hunchback of Notre Dame replaying on Disney Plus or something? Like why is this bat and the ether?
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yeah. And remember Paige had were one of those on the summer house reunion last year, which was funny because she was recording it in like the basement of her parents' house in Albany. So just she was like all glammed up in the basement in Albany. And it's been, you know, it's definitely a look
Starting point is 00:10:08 that's been going on for several years. I think it's a look that's exclusively for Bravo Reunion now that I think about it. I'm like, do people wear that to the Oscars? I don't think so. Maybe they did. But it's like Bravo, time to have a giant shoulder, time to put something on there for a reunion.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yeah, it looks like they're half strapped into a roller coaster. You know, it's like this is this big thing coming down over them. Yeah. So who cares? Okay, so they're, you know, talking about how some have COVID or whatever and camera and we know is gonna be coming for Tiffany
Starting point is 00:10:43 because she's in the makeup chair and someone asked her who's gonna be in the hot seat and she says, um, Tiffany has chosen to be in the hot seat. Mm. And then yeah, and then like we see a flash of Cameron saying, did any of us sign up for Tiffany Moon grummer class? Which I think is funny because why would anyone, I just think it's funny when people
Starting point is 00:11:05 get so upset when their grammar is corrected. Like that's a good thing people. So then we come back to present and Deandra's on the phone with mom and Dee and mom and Dee's like, now when you get up there and you remember, you're the boss, okay, you don't take nothing from anybody and she's like, yes, mother, are you saying yes, mother mother because you actually believe what I'm saying or you're just saying yes mother to shut me up What are you gonna say? Yeah? You don't do it or you just gonna say yes, mama. I'm just like okay mama So then Tiffany is talking about how she's not gonna be bringing props because they don't really go with her dress
Starting point is 00:11:43 But don't worry Cameron has a tiny pink suitcase, which we've seen. And we just hear Cameron saying, I would never sleep at night if I wrote that. Yeah. She basically is like the people from, I was going to say Procter and Gamble, but whoever it is that does the Oscars, it comes out with the suitcases that we went for a lot of land. Basically, this reunion is being held together by tape because they all get out there, the feeds on the monitors that have Kerian Brandy on them.
Starting point is 00:12:15 They're not working and there's confetti coming out of the air conditioner. This reunion is basically being given the sort of treatment that Dallas has always been given, which is kind of, just the awkward stepchild, shitty on the end, on the edge of the couch. Super shitty treatment. I mean, they were put, it's the first reunion, okay? And they weren't even like, hey, the Dallas reunion,
Starting point is 00:12:36 instead they put on the real housewives of New York premiere and then they put on, then they put on, watch what happens live and then they put on Dallas at 10.30, it might,ens Live, and then they put on Dallas at 10.30. I mean, that's bad. That's that's canceled territory. So no matter what you may think of the show, let's just enjoy it for now because this is probably it. Okay. Yeah. Well, you never know. You never know. So I don't know, but this is it's not a great sign. It looks like it's pretty much it, guys. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't, I feel like it could be less about Dallas and more about that, you know, maybe they just wanted it. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:13:13 So, um, so, hey, we're paying homage to the South Fork Ranch today. Unfortunately, last night when the ladies arrived, there was a positive COVID test, one of the few positive things about Carrie okay but don't worry they feel fine but to be on the safe side Carrie and Brandy are zooming into the reunion uh Carrie is that your is that the couch it looks like it's all torn up and turned on its side what's going on over there I just want that fun just want that fun I'm just trying to have fun with the couch Andy, okay? I tried just watching the bathtub button wouldn't move, so I just I just ripped through the part. Yeah, fun time,
Starting point is 00:13:52 Andy, fun times. He's like so brandy. How's everything going? It's like it's so good to see you, Andy. I wish it was in person. That's when I'm wearing a silverware Dinner dinner roll holder together ring on my head handy. Oh, and my baby Breeland is perfect Okay, don't worry anybody who hates me. I'm not gonna say one more word during the rest of this entire reunion Yes, and how are you carry? Oh, Andy. I'm good. I'm just I'm so sad I I'm not be able to be there in person. You know, it's like I was telling my friends when I went to this beautiful indoor luncheon with my friends that we were having such a good time. We're like, here are two things that I love in life. Not wearing a mask, coughing in each other's faces,
Starting point is 00:14:40 licking each other's spoons, and getting to see all my friends at the reunion. Oh God, that was a great five nights in a row that we did that. And Stanley, you're next to your best buddy, but she's a big 9 TV screen, okay? Deandra, I'm still shook, you were engaged 13 times. Well, I almost made it to 14, mother. But then, you know, unfortunately, they found out that my original last time was Callaway, and he ran away. And Cameron, how's the pink briefcase?
Starting point is 00:15:10 Full of rungs. Yeah. Oh, it's like Elle Woods goes to court. Hey Tiffany, it's your first reunion. How are you feeling? Nervous. I'm really nervous. She's like, but she's got more complicated things
Starting point is 00:15:27 and that's right. She's like, not really happy. So this is the, the ladies have COVID and they went from stir crazy to just playing crazy. They'll take a look. So we go look at the crazy montage of the ladies just wooing and getting spank spanking each other with cheese boards and basically just being wasted for a year. You know, typical, typical opening montage of a reunion. Yeah, and I think this is actually is the worst sign for Dallas. Not that it got moved after Watch What Happens, but because they like Atlanta, their clip montages were like two minutes long, which means it's filler, but they're only doing two episodes of reunion.
Starting point is 00:16:08 So, wow, that's not a good look if you're doing filler on your two episode reunion. Yeah, and do we know for sure it's two episodes? Yeah. I think that because I told you it was two. No, because he's making that up. No, because it said next week, the reunion glutes. So, it's official. Yeah. Okay. So then we talk about Stephanie,
Starting point is 00:16:28 you know, using a cheese board on Travis, I'm not using a safe word. I just didn't really pass this out, Andy. And then we moved to one of the wacky chainsaw massacre. Definitely the new Willie poop on yourself. Yeah. there may have been a short incident followed by a phone call for my mother asking if I need a new underwear which was similar to her. I was like, of course, that was so passive aggressive mother. My mother abused me on the phone for pooping myself. My mother got me some towels and some new underwear and then even set up a little changing room for me to change And I was like it was so rude so
Starting point is 00:17:09 Mama dee story about stalking Glenn Simmons Did hang out that she stopped him so I can't and she told it when he was ram and I've never been a fan of that story I said mother. I'm not gonna have your back on that one Deandra you're a beautiful woman. I wish you would hear that and I wish you would hear that in your heart. And leave your fucking face alone. Just stop it. What are you doing to yourself? It's so far I'm at this point. Stop it. Okay. I feel like she has like five um, blow dryers aimed at her face at the moment.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Like, like, like, like, there's like, there's like, she's like in the wind. Two tiny ones in her fate, in her mouth, you know, blowing outwards at the same time. It's like, oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it'm hearing it, but it's okay because I'm just hearing me twice, which sounds amazing. But if anyone's hearing that, sorry, we've tried to fix it. Yeah, just pretend we're in Amphitheater. That's all. Guys, welcome to the theater at the Bellagio. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:18:19 We're here. Unfortunately, it's COVID, so it's closed. So it's just me and Ronnie. That's why there's this echo, echo, echo. Sorry. Just trying to make them make thematic sense why there might be an echo. That would take over a theater at the Bellagio.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Oh, so Tiffany won't give an opinion because she's gonna respect her elders, okay? And Andy's like, well, when were you aware of your husband's fortune? She's like, um, six months into it. Yeah, maybe the difference. You got a next to a couple of points on my Excel spreadsheet and thing. Yeah, yeah, I mean, um, you know, we made a list of positive and negative reasons.
Starting point is 00:18:56 And you know, everything in life has an Excel spreadsheet. Okay, including husbands, which is funny because Bill and Melinda Gates are actually getting divorced now. So talk about an Excel spreadsheet that did not work out. So, where's Bill Gates calls it, a me spreadsheet. So, you should have used some sheets. You should have used some claris works.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Yeah, so, but Cameron, of course, her face is like, mmm, because I'm not sure she knows what an Excel spreadsheet is. She's like, why is she implying that I don't excel at spreading sheets on my bed? She wouldn't. She'd probably be like, I've never seen a sheet before because my husband is so raw. So Tiffany has to seat right next to Andy, which is also pretty interesting.
Starting point is 00:19:47 She's like center square, which is good for you. So then we find out that Tiffany had to go to the hospital after her wild morocco that wasn't morocco at all birthday party. Big balloons. Which is kind of funny. My sister had the app and once we've never stopped making fun of her. When she was real young, we just kept making her drink more and more. And she was like, I don't feel good the whole next day. We're like, you was. It's like 18, she was in college. And we had to
Starting point is 00:20:16 take her to the hospital. So I always laugh whenever that happens on some TV. Yeah, it's like, it's like you're part of the gang now. Commissions, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellas-I. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Beaver, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows, it snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood.
Starting point is 00:21:17 How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So now it's Deandra versus Carrie. I was wondering if if Brandy and Carrie were there in person, pardon me, thinks Deandra and Carrie would have been next to Andy, you know, but I think that they couldn't have Deandra and a TV screen next to Andy. I was like, Andy is not going to allow a TV screen next to Andy, you know, but I think that they couldn't have Deandra and a TV screen next
Starting point is 00:21:46 Andy. I was like, Andy is not going to allow a TV screen next to that to put the TV screens on the end. So I also doubt it would be Carrie. I just don't think they would give Carrie really does not seem to be liked by any. That's true. And everyone likes Tiffany. I mean, that could be wrong. But yeah, everyone likes Tiffany. And Cameron can be a total dingbat, but she still is, I think everyone still enjoys her presence on the show. I'm not saying they necessarily like her, especially after this episode, but Cameron is Cameron, you know. So Andy, he's like, carry some viewers thought that you brought up Olivia's suicidal
Starting point is 00:22:21 thoughts, just to shut down the argument with the Andra and Eden Willow from Skatskatoche said, Kari using her daughter's feeling to gain the upper hand is a new low. Did you bring Olivia, did you mention Olivia to shut down the conversation, which of course like what's Kari gonna say? Actually, yes, I did do that, but she's like, but then she actually wants the two. She's no, I would never do that Oh, I normally don't share anything going on in my life But it was the heat of the moment and and yeah, I don't know I can't talk about this anymore because Olivia's going to so much I can't I can't
Starting point is 00:22:57 The guy would love to keep talking about how I might be using my daughter's almost suicide to get out of something But right now I'm using tears to get out of that question about me using it. Oh, it really hurts me that the other never calls to talk to me about it. Oh, can go. Well, why would I call someone who is berating me that's not my mother? Okay, she never called me either. And Andy's like, yeah. But you said that you never bullied the Andro, but then we solved video clip receipts. If you bullied the Andro, what do you not say about that?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Hm? And, can you say, well, I think that bullying is a really strong word. Like, was that being combative? Yes, aggressive. Yes, was that bullying down your pants? Yes, was that taking your lunch money? Yes, but was that bullying?
Starting point is 00:23:43 No. Listen, some people taking your lunch money? Yes, but was I bullied? No. Listen, some people might call me a real estate agent who just found her a new locker to be shoved into. I shouldn't be thanked. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, you were calling me Tiffany, and I, COVID girl, the entire time. And I don't know who's the COVID girl now.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Who's the COVID girl now? This COVID-shaming of people. God, that's that's terrible. COVID shit. But what? I call it. Now these ones got COVID kind of girl. Why does like that? They're like COVID girls running into an insult. And then Cameron's like, I
Starting point is 00:24:18 thought Tiffany said it's not proper to say right? Zing, Zing. Um, yeah, she's like, yeah, we're not supposed to say right, zing, zing. Yeah, she's like, yeah, we're not supposed to say it according to Tiffany. Well, I don't care if you, I don't care if it's proper or not because you say it the whole time. I was a couple of girls, she was a couple of girls and now she's got COVID and I hope to God.
Starting point is 00:24:40 You don't get as sick as I was. I was so sick that my mother put a pillowcase over my hand and said, okay, she's got moving on love, okay? I know you had to call it and what did I do I brought you a pajamas and Cameron's like I brought you pajamas too Okay, everything's forgiven Guys I don't think pajamas cure COVID What was this pajama brigade?
Starting point is 00:25:05 I can think you're like, I spent the whole day trying to buy you the pajamas that you asked me to buy. So I'm just trying to put together this picture of Deanna Bick. I have COVID, only pajamas. I need to fill the ones I get. TJ Maxx, get them from me. Please, I'm gonna die.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I don't want to die in this bad world. I'm gonna die in this bad world. I can't apologize for I'm gonna die for COVID. Okay, I will search all day for them. Yeah, I didn't understand either, but I thought it was really funny. I feel like I'm gonna put Jama scavenger race. Yeah, Kerry's like, I never called you COVID.
Starting point is 00:25:37 You know, Kama was the one who called you COVID girl, and then Tiffany called Brandy COVID girl with my party. And Cameron's like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And Stephanie gets, yeah, there was like a lot of people calling other people covered girl. So.
Starting point is 00:25:52 So Cameron's like, Tiffany told us it wasn't right to use it originally. So I just think it's not right to use. Doing that passive aggressive thing, just putting it on not right to use. Mm, doing that passive aggressive thing, just putting it on to try to make Tiffany to be the blame for all of this. So, so then do. I don't know what camera's game plan here is. I mean, obviously your game plan is just to turn
Starting point is 00:26:15 everything on Tiffany even racism. Mm. This is just so ridiculous, but God, you know, certainly her husband was like, no, no, babe, don't do that. Do you think he listened? Because I'm sure she told him her whole plan. And last year he was really good at being like, babe, good away from Leanne.
Starting point is 00:26:34 You can't be around every guest, you know. So I'm hoping that he did not help with this, but she needed some help because she came in and never even got the clue that she was on the wrong. She was on the track. It was that she was on the wrong track. It was that it was not the same situation as last year. Yeah. So Deandra says, Carrie, when you were giving your flowery speech,
Starting point is 00:26:53 you said, I want to be called a bully. Okay. So when I said you were like a bully, I felt like you were bullying me all season long for no reason. Okay, you put my hat, you put my, you dunk me in pond water, you put poop in my face, you bought me shitty pajamas
Starting point is 00:27:05 That is bullying yeah, and Andy's like what does the group thing that carry with a bowling be anger and No one rates it's silence and no one raises their hands except for Tiffany kind of and cameras like you know what? I don't like that work says the queen of calling people bullies like literally her entire thesis for later the episode is you were bullying me you're bullying me you knew I didn't like feed and so you're bullying me yes doesn't like that word bullies but I like being called bullies like racist
Starting point is 00:27:40 don't like being called racist like how dare you call me a racist yeah because she's your racist he said something racist what's more offensive being called racist. Like how dare you call me a racist? Yeah, because you're a racist. You said something racist. What's more offensive being called a racist or the to a racist? Yeah. So Tiffany is like, well, I mean, she was screaming at D'Andra telling her to beg to be her friend. And it's like, yeah, you did say the group was too
Starting point is 00:28:01 chicken shit to call out. Carrie, you know, and it's just, it's just getting rid of saying that I was just gonna say that You know, what do you think that she was yes, I think everybody but Tiffany is afraid to call out Carrie and cares like And Andy's like why and cameras like how are we afraid we called her out in Oklahoma It's like yeah but that was like you know I mean look at what I had to go through oh she's long it's definitely like I'm not afraid of Carrie which is why I said Carrie
Starting point is 00:28:32 oh my god please don't hit me I said I was Carrie and I was wearing a helmet I remember that and a bulletproof vest and I have a snorkel just in case she tried to drown me and I said Carrie that wasn't very nice remember that I totally stood up to her and then I ran away and I hit in the corner until I knew it was safe to come out again. Yeah, so Deandra's like, you know, no one came to my rescue until the very end of the season. When there was, when there was damage property and people were being treated really, but no one came to my defense. And then Cam was like, but we called her out though. It's like, no, until the very was like, but we called her out those.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Like, not until the very end, mother, not until the very end. Not until there was a bigger problem. I mean, there was damage to property. Some of the told JR's ghost he had a tiny pee pee. I remember, I remember all. Cam was like, but we did corner out. Check. It was too late.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Since when does Deandra need everybody to stick up for her? Yeah. Give me a break. If you're so not afraid of Carrie, then you shouldnandra need everybody to stick up for her? Yeah. Give me a break. If you're so not afraid of Kerry, then you shouldn't need everybody to stick up for you. I'm going to listen. Kerry is definitely the biggest asshole this season, I think. But still, Deandra, come on. Well, I think it's less about that.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I don't think that Deandra's afraid to stand up to Kerry, but she doesn't want to be made to look like in their feud. She doesn't want to be made to look like she's the one who's starting all the shit like she's gonna get the bad at it She wants you know people to have her back so it's like clear to us the audience that carries the asshole Which it was clear but Cameron Cameron insists that she was she did speak up she goes Did you not see me cussing her out after she poured all the salsa over the bed? By the way happy single to my you know, this is the day where I celebrate my favorite food. My daughter's earnings, so I really don't
Starting point is 00:30:16 like when you waste salsa. Yeah, don't waste salsa, especially when we'll be talking about it the day before I've seen go to my own. Yeah, so they still haven't spoken to Annter and Carrie, and Sandra's like, well, Carrie said she's a great loyal friend, and I haven't even had a phone call from her. Okay. And Andy's like, well, did you call her? Did you call her? Because you know, you could call her.
Starting point is 00:30:37 You know, phones work both ways. I'm just like, no, I didn't call her, because I was just in her to see if she was gonna call me. I know. But do you have any idea why? Do you have any idea why I didn't call you? And the answer is because I screamed at the lady at Verizon and made her do a shot and now I am banned from all telecom. It's why I turned off my cricket phone. There! I said it!
Starting point is 00:31:00 I'm damneders like, guess I do know why, but it's not my story to share. And Andy goes, what is that mean? It's like, it's not my story to share and then it goes what is that me aim It's like my story to share any I will not share the story. Oh my god Do that have to do with somebody getting new boobs anybody raise your hand if you've got a new book So um, yeah, yeah, so so I need it Carey says well, she knows how hard it is she comes me crying and I listen to her crying all last year From people attacking her on Twitter and yeah, and then this year when she knew I was getting attacked She kept egging people on never once having my back
Starting point is 00:31:35 I'm like well the difference is that last year shoes getting attacked on Twitter by strangers and This year you were attacking her and so people were attacking you because you were being crazy. So she's not, you're attacking her too. Like you don't have, she's not under any obligation to reach out to you when you were actively attacking her. Yeah, and she's like, can she stood by that I'm a bully? She said that I'm a bully.
Starting point is 00:31:58 And it's like if you were examining my social media likes, then you had bigger problems, honey. And Andy says, well, I mean, you're twilling during the show. So I mean, it's natural she's gonna see that. She goes, I did not tweet anything nasty, Andy. It set my boobs a few times. But you know what? You know, to each his own.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Okay, Jeremy liked it. And Stephanie goes, actually, there's one thing that you put out. Like that, it was like sort of crappy for you to do as a friend. Like every Tuesday, you do like a poster thing. I don't know what it is And no one really asks for it, but you do it and you put it this up and it said bully proof and Like that was sort of crappy for you to do well, you know what like safety. I am not you Okay, I fight with my hands out and my close fits and I don't lay down like you I'm not milk toast although I would love some milk and toast if anyone has that Thank you very much. I am not a doormat, okay?
Starting point is 00:32:47 She's I'm not a doormat. I mean welcome, but still Also, they showed the picture of bully proof and it's dandra like standing in the middle of the street trying to look all bad Ask without her shirt on and like a fur coat covering her nipples like bully proof Wow and like a fur coat covering your nipples. That can't really prove. Wow. Call the driver project. I know. Just to go up immediately. Yeah, I'm just saying it was a crappy thing for you to post that because no one really wanted to see it.
Starting point is 00:33:12 That's all. No one wanted to see it. It was crappy for you to put that on us. That's all. And camera's like, are you kidding me? When this girl, when Stephanie needs to stand up, she will mostly to pull out your chair before you sit down, which is really kind.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Thank you. Yeah. I would like to see one really, really, really nasty thing that I tweeted out. Okay. One nasty thing. And Andy's like, well, if you made up with her, why are you calling her a bully all over again? I was, I was going by the opposite.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Okay, okay, here's what really happened. My mother said, if you don't put this terrible photo out there, I'm gonna do it for you and I had to control the story. Okay, I had to do it. That's what it was. And if you made up through a Y-Cov-So-Shom-A-D-I-N-E-G-D-I-N- Okay, this, you know, and I can't believe this is still working in a reunion. I feel like Andy should know better.
Starting point is 00:34:05 The story here is why are you calling her a bully? Cause she is a fucking bully. Why doesn't Carrie have to answer for any of that shit that she did? She was being a bully. And if people are offended that kids really get bullied every day and blah, blah, blah, which I get and you don't like the word. Okay, but you're calling semantics and now the argument is that Dandra is mean for using the word bully which is bullshit
Starting point is 00:34:26 That's not what it's about. It's a bully shit like an asshole Kerry was an asshole She actually got away with a lot of it because I sort of get the sense that we were done with the Kerry stuff and Like she really was not grilled very hard about the salsa or every time and she uses the same Tactic every time. It's a very famous tactic in real life, but especially on housewives become the victim. So now she's the victim that someone called her a bully while she was getting harassed on Twitter, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Yeah. And then later she's already fake cried one time. It's like, come on, lady. So Andy is basically, and he's like, so do you wanna be friends with Carrie? Cause she's got COVID right now, I'm lady. So Andy is basically, Andy's like, do you wanna be friends with Carrie? Cause she's got a cover right now, which means you might become a COVID girl again.
Starting point is 00:35:10 You know what, Andy, I do, I do, I do, I do, of course I wanna be friends with Carrie. I mean, I mean, listen, it gets sort of empty there in that back corner of my car, if there's not a person in there having amongst all my trunk show goods, you know? So I do, mister. I miss having her around Oh, yes, I like the end or two. I love being called bully. So I think what we need is one good lunch
Starting point is 00:35:31 Okay, that's what we need the good lunch and he's like maybe Maybe I'm proud to do another privilege white lady red dream exes. I'm you trust Yeah, the andra you know, let's just go get lunch. Maybe like we could do it like tomorrow, like inside. I don't know, like in a hot stuffy place someplace like that. You know what's being really fun. So, um, all right. So, Carrie, I know that birthdays are very important to you,
Starting point is 00:35:59 but I feel like we celebrate your birthday for what looks like. Actually, I'm sorry. This is what how Andy does it. Okay. He goes, I feel like we celebrate your, your 50th birthday for what looks like, actually, I'm sorry, this is about how Andy does it. Okay, he goes, I feel like we celebrate your 50th birthday for an entire, and then he looks down at his car and looks out the gang goes, season. He's been a little bit more than a year, but he's been a little bit more than a year,
Starting point is 00:36:19 and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's been a little bit more than a year, and he's still Gary's birthday All right, I love to think that there's someone in Mapperton who's watching this show. That's so cool Wow lady who may who calls herself white lady said it's been longer than Corona. I think Gary is out of birthday It's like oh Andy you know it was very tough season for me because I realized how much I was struggling
Starting point is 00:36:45 You know, it was so hard hurt and how in pain I was. But I was smiling about and I didn't want to admit it. Really? Because your whole first season was about how Eduardo sucks and you're gonna make him give you some money because you know that your ass is gonna be getting worse. You know, you don't want to be left poor. Yeah, you see that your first season was you anticipating your marriage falling apart and they're like, oh, I was in so much pain because my marriage is falling apart. So then Andy goes, what is happening with your marriage?
Starting point is 00:37:15 Like he's so like, he says that almost like, what did you get on your sandwich today? Is that what smells? You know? So she's like, what did that? It's like, well after the show finish, we had to have a real heart to heart. And we realized we need to go our separate ways and we told our kids and then I left town to come to the reunion. I was like, okay, you might still need to do a little work on that mom sensitivity thing. You promised your kids you were going to work on.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I'm going to communicate with you more and spend more time with you. Oh, me and your brother are getting divorced. Bye, I'll be back in a week. I'm growing a TV. Uh, yeah. It was very difficult conversation with the bar, though. We sat down and then I said, be a host, plant a cheer for me. And he said, I need to talk to you about something.
Starting point is 00:38:00 And I said, shouts, let's do shots. Party like is $19.99. That was all yes. And then he left me. Yeah. So she regrets everything and she apologizes, but it's only because she was in pain. And Cameron's like, I knew something was going on, but not to that long.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Hm, not that long. And the others, I knew, I knew. They bought a house behind my cousin. There's a townhouse, okay? And nothing says D-I-V-O-R-C-E, like a townhouse, am I right, everyone? Cousin Fred says, so he said, you go back there, it smells like just a horse and failure.
Starting point is 00:38:36 That's what it smells like. So I knew, I swear I knew, mother. But I didn't say anything, because that's not my business, not a good friend. So I didn't say anything about it. Townhouse behind my cousin. The damn one. I mean, and this is one of the cousins that actually speaks to me so you know who the
Starting point is 00:38:51 standards are low. Well, that's easy when you talked about the show on the show that wanting protection with Eduardo in case something like this happened. Will you be thinking girl? And she's like, well, we sold the house and he helped me, you know, do the stuff from the prenup. So, but I have a jewelry business, but I'm going to have to work, and I'm going to have to work. Now, as you have to work, she has to work from home, and by how long me the shitty town
Starting point is 00:39:22 has behind my cousin. Work from townhouse, Andy. No, any jobs like that. They're going to have to be okay with the occasional buzz flying into the occasional bug flying into your zoom meaning and you know the occasional trickle of a banjo playing for someone's back. Okay, one of your neighbors. That's okay. I'll help you out with your
Starting point is 00:39:46 hobo, Bindel, to get you over there. I got off the almost stick. So how to go on friend for me. And try not to get too upset when he plays his his clone, quote, piano, which is just bunch of different glasses outside that he just bunks with a spoon to one of the brakes So all the ladies are pretend crying along with Carrie, you know, they're like oh my god work So cameras like I just want to hug you so ball right now and So cameras like I just want to hug you so ball right now and Tanger's like I know you're gonna be successful. I mean look at you now Well, all right. Well, I'm not gonna take it back cuz I'm a good person okay and Andy's like all right Well, let's let's move to what actually happened on the show, which I thought was funny
Starting point is 00:40:39 He's like all right Let's wave all the things that actually happened from the show and that you didn't hide from us because you were selfish when John. Yep. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. So someone said that you don't respect hunting and that's fine, but how you treated Charles was a bowling. He's a big foot expert. How do you really have to say about that?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Oh, Andy. Oh, it's hard to remember during this. Govids, he is. Oh, Andy. Oh, it's hard to remember during this. COVID-19. Oh, but right before the trip, a lot of things were going down at home. Mainly shots down my throat. And I was in a really bad place going into that trip. You know, I had just learned I was moving
Starting point is 00:41:18 behind the Andrews cousin Fred. And I took my hand going frustration out on Charles and I'm really embarrassed I just he reminded me too much of cousin Fred a little I'll be honest So then Andy's like there's a difference between wanting to have fun and Pooving people in danger and then we get the clips of throwing people in pools and all of that Did you know that Tiffany couldn't swim and she's like oh my oh my God, that's so many tequila. I forgot. I swear to you, Tiffany, I'm so, so, so, so sorry that I'm going to more pain than anybody on this stage. I'm so sorry that I'm not a binge drinker,
Starting point is 00:41:56 but drink so much tequila that I forgot to cancel and then threw in the water. I'm so sorry. So Tiffany's like, okay. So then, um, Carrie, you said your mom had problem with binge drinking. And you said, thank God that ended with her. And you know, as I was watching you, it seems like you have a problem with binge drinking. Yeah, that's the funniest. Like, he's just like, I couldn't help but think, you seem like a binge drinker to me, huh? What do you think about that? Just like, and he's just smiling like,
Starting point is 00:42:28 you know, you sort of seem like a binge drinker. Yeah. And Carrie goes, hmm, hmm, that's just a long pause. You could just hear that cheap window unit going off, you know, like a little piece of confetti falls on their head. And he's just like, hmm.
Starting point is 00:42:44 You just hear the sound of like, dueling banjos at the window. Oh wait, no, she's in her hotel, never mind. But, you know, she said, hmm, that she gave was her telling herself, don't fight with Indico and he's the boss. I know. Does anyone think she has a drinking problem? And Cameron goes, well, she doesn't drink every day. I mean, we have a podcast and she'll work very late hours. Oh, I guess I do have a problem then if I'm not drinking every day. Yeah, gotta fix that. So Stephanie's like, you know, I just, I think that she really like
Starting point is 00:43:20 perfect this year and I think she was just like running away from through alcohol, and it was getting her into a lot of trouble. You know, that's just it. And then, and then it's like, but at South Fork, you said you would drink less and then change some issues in your life. So what did you change, Ms. Biz Drinker? Binge Drinker? Well, I've been drinking a lot less,
Starting point is 00:43:41 and I'm very excited for the future. Scanned, but excited. It's like, okay, so not much of an answer, but what are you gonna say? You've got the guy in front of you who's like, we're gonna do some shot skis! Drink every time you hear this phrase. Gary's a binge drinker. Okay, okay. I think that we should all make a concerted effort to check in on Carrie Moore and give her and call her Moore. I'm gonna call her.
Starting point is 00:44:07 I've already taken a solo cup and put some string into it and I already tested it goes all the way to cousin France house So I'm gonna reach her where she can be reached on her phone. Alright, let's switch gears. Cameron, your house was beautiful before you got it. Maybe the whole thing fake. That looks ridiculous. What do you gotta say? She's like like we're having our house in stone now Sandy and he's like so wait what didn't you already have furniture?
Starting point is 00:44:32 She's like yeah, but then we have someone install it. It's got thurdick was so cut in third Can you feel Louise spirit in the new house? I do okay? I feel Louise spirit Over me all the time and I'm always like Louis you know my picky eater why you watching me while I eat Louis All right, well sad to know from seal Beach says carries the binge drink. Oh, sorry wrong Here is a bully binge drinking alcohol. Oh, sorry wrong card. All right as a bully binge drinking alcohol. Oh, sorry, Ron Card. All right, um, Cameron, your relationship with court
Starting point is 00:45:07 sets feminism back 50 years. Hope the money's worth it. Love this card, Phil Beach, nearly. You know what, Card is my best friend. Like, he's there through thick and thin, every scorpion bite I get, he's there, okay. And you're only see a glimpse of my life I was been by black widow I was been by cahar polar I was been I was actually been by bigfoot you guys
Starting point is 00:45:31 since he actually found bigfoot I was been by him and quartz always there and he like just like knows me and like we have a wonderful merge and it's like it's very equal well I've never seen him crying you know I really didn't see it coming mostly because when I watched this I was on a I'm not sure if you're going to be careful. Well, I've never seen him crying, you know, I really didn't see it coming mostly because when I watched this, I was on a step stool getting something out of a counter, turned around and didn't
Starting point is 00:45:52 even notice the core was in the scene. Does he get emotional with a lot? And cameras like, no, never. He cried when Louis died. Um, he cried when we had boobies. He cried, um, when he tried to get on the matter warned but they wouldn't let him. For the house.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Hey, we have court here on satellite. Let's wheeling that other TV. Court has a feel to be in the new house. Uh, thanks so much for being here, Court. Fill your dog trainer gave you a C plus a dog training cam. What about that? She's like, I was just happy to get a great Aida. Um, and I didn't appreciate Tiffany mocking me for that because she did go on Twitter, mocking that I got a C plus, but I'm like not gonna let it bother me. he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:46:46 he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:46:53 he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:47:01 he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like know or whatever and so Andy's like so Tiffany Well, it's hard or your first season of the show or your first year of residency and she's like well I definitely cried more during housewives. So I'll tell you that much Well by becoming the doogie house or of Dallas by graduating medical school at 23 Dr. Tiffany Moon married a successful hotel
Starting point is 00:47:26 year and gave birth to twins proving that even her ovaries are over achievers. But one thing she couldn't achieve, the elusive work-life balance are pulling off a very good prank with crickets. Okay, roll that footage. So we watched that and then he asked, you know, what's the reaction to from people at the hospital about the show? And she's like, uh, well, a lot of people were saying it's career suicide and no one's ever gonna take me seriously. And he's like, ironically though, in the world, in this world, it could be an amazing career decision, because now millions of people know that you're a brilliant expedition. Anesthetician. Anesthetician. Um, no, that's someone who does her nails, which is sort of a loaded slip up on your
Starting point is 00:48:16 part from any different reasons I'm in. Oh, yeah, actually, yeah, I mean, I think of that. Oh my god. I think Andy realized he looked a little embarrassed. He was like, uh, a lot to unpack from me. Moving on. Yeah. So it's like, you know, then other people were saying that maybe you're just too sensitive, because your mom didn't seem too bad at all.
Starting point is 00:48:39 She's like, I am sensitive. And so every little small thing she says, maybe I was taking it that way, because I am sensitive know sensitive and she says her parents said that they didn't watch a show which I don't believe for two damn seconds. I do not believe it. I'm sorry. But they hear about it from their friends and it really pissed the dad off, you know, the dad called her an idiot. Yeah. And Tiffany had to twist her mom mom's arm to come onto the show and She thinks that her mom probably regrets being on it now. So Dan you shouldn't twist your mother's arm because that's older abuse And I really don't approve of older abuse, Tiffany. What sort of daughter does that?
Starting point is 00:49:20 What sort of daughter does that to her mother just your arm? I would never do that. I would never do that I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I twisted my mother's arm never So the andress the androids are but it could spin on it saying well seem like she was excited about having more mother Daughter time because she reached out to you and said that she wants a more time with you I mean that's exciting to me since I know you want that for so long I mean, I wish I knew what that was like to have a mother who actually loved me I don't know. I just have a mother who gives me a key and then throws it in the light. That's what I know
Starting point is 00:49:51 That's what motherhood is for me. So have you spent more mother-daughter time and Tiffany's like, um now I mean she's vaccinated, but she still uses corona as an excuse you just corona as an excuse. So, okay, so then we get to the good stuff. And he's like, well, Sasha from Salisbury says, you do impressions of your immigrant mother on TikTok, okay. And then we see the clips where she's like, you know, talking like her mom,
Starting point is 00:50:20 and she's like, you're a bad student and throwing shoes at her head, throwing slippers at her head. And he's like, you're a bad student in throwing shoes at her head, throwing slippers at her head. And Andy's like, are you just perpetuating Asian stereotypes? By the way, whoever is friends with Sasha, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that you have a friend who cannot, under who is taking offense at Tiffany's TikToks of her mom. I'm so sorry that you have such a humorless friend.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah. And it's like, that was a meant to be funny and based off true events and camera It's like does your mom roll you through shoes at you because I was actually kind of disturbed when I saw that So I wanted to hear from you about that Yeah, my mother has thrown many a shoe at my head Yeah, my mother has thrown many a shoe at my head. Mm, I'm just confused because stereotyping is racism and I don't understand why you think that's okay. So you guys, you heard it here first, Cameron. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I just, I think that sure, I fool's at the NAACP, you should just be calling up Cameron and be like, you gotta come sit on some panels with us. Well, I mean, guys, this is really cringy, hilarious, but very cringy to watch Cameron go through this. On a positive note, Cameron is finally upset about a racist video on TikTok. She finally upset that somebody has made a racist video.'t bug read all my brandy didn't oh, yeah, you know what at least she's upset now at the
Starting point is 00:51:52 True so you know what she's a lot more upset baby steps Yeah, but baby steps don't always go the right direction. So Cam so she's basically like When I saw your TikTok video of your mum throwing a shoe at you, I was like, oh my gosh. And actually, other people call me about it too. And Tiffany has a great response. She's like, really? I don't know if people call you about it. Your friends need something better to do. Explain your setting you know. And she's like, okay, sorry explain to me how I'm being racist to my own race again because I didn't quite catch that So then we come back from commercial and cameras like I'm stereotyping is Ross's
Starting point is 00:52:40 Why is she stereotyping if she's imitating her mom? I thought it wasn't funny in general. I just didn't think it was something funny to put on. Tuck, tuck, tuck. It's like, um, the house slipper was her weapon of choice growing up. And, um, you know, sorry. And Cameron's like, why is that funny to you? It's just a very word to me. It's like, then just don't follow me and stop watching cam.
Starting point is 00:53:06 She's, I'm just telling you my opinion. Thank you for your opinion. Tiffany handled it so well. Tiffany was like, no, you're not. This is not, this is not, this is not for you, right? So Andy says, was that the first, hi, okay, so was that the first time your mom ever hugged you? And she said, well, she gave me side hugs
Starting point is 00:53:24 and she wants, she's like patting me on the head and she wants to take a bunch of my report cards and made them a little chain and wrapped them around me which sort of felt like a hug. But then I realized she was trying to struggle with them. So kind of. And he's like, Gary, you had a similar experience to your mom this year. Like, oh, you know, I tried to share that with Tiffany. We have so much in common. We're immigrants. We have mommy issues. We like throwing people into pools. Uh, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:48 we both broke the black sea glass on church room. Um, you know, you know, it goes anti, but then, you know, she would never like follow up with the friendship, Andy. And Tiffany says, well, I felt picked on and, you know, you said I was the party pooper and you threw me in the pool and I almost died and he said I was boring. So that's just like how I felt and so then Cameron just said. Yeah, but do you feel like maybe you were picking on people, too? Do you always have to interrupt? I'm just trying to get in girl because you do these things to other people. I'm just trying to get in girl because you do these things to other people
Starting point is 00:54:28 Okay, so like shall we finish and then pick up with this or What are we doing? Okay, go ahead and finish. Yeah, then he goes. Okay. All right. What would you like to say? Idiot no you finish. I'm done Mm-hmm you finish first. Yeah, but I'm done. I'm done though. No, if you have more to say than you phone on. I'm done. I'm done. I'm like you speak you speak Not you no, I'm done. I'm done. I'm actually gonna make a text on the video very soon. So I'm done You just told me to go first is Rossist Star typing the priority of when you go in talking order is Rossist in talking order is Rossist. This is so Tiffany's like, well what I was saying was I just wanted to be friends with
Starting point is 00:55:08 Kerry but we had a rough start and we did get to a better place and Kerry's like, you know what, I'm very often misunderstood. Okay, I come across like this big tough personality but I just have the best intentions. No, no. You break things, you get wasted, you yell at people, people you be right people you throw people in the pool You're an asshole. Okay, there's no misunderstanding what your misunderstanding is that you're a fucking asshole Stop it. Okay. That's what you're misunderstanding. Okay. It's not about your husband leaving you It's not about your daughter having you know depression. It's about you being an asshole stopping an asshole. Okay
Starting point is 00:55:42 Absolutely, it's that if if you are if people are constantly getting the wrong impression of you, that's not on them. That's not on that's on you. You have to change your your behavior. That's on you girl. Okay, you're not, you're not misundiced like pink. Okay, that's. So then we get to Tiffany's trying with this group, but failing,
Starting point is 00:56:08 like having all the rules of the party, then the chicken feet thing, then the cricket thing, and Brandy barfing in the bathroom, which we now find out is probably because she was pregnant, okay? So then Andy's like, you know, you guys did have your birthday party, but it was a really long journey. We got to, ah, ah, ah, ah. Well, now we got to, we got a lot of comments about you correcting people. Ironically from Twitter, where nobody can smell fucking anything.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Okay. As for Australia, I said, correcting cam was patronizing. Okay, because you're a jerk, though. We have to say about that. So when I correct people, it comes from a place of wanting them to be correct. And then that way, they don't go somewhere else. And then people think that they're dumb because they didn't know what the original thing was the first place. Because they are dumb. And I'm just trying to help them be less dumb, you know, but maybe I could
Starting point is 00:57:00 work on my delivery. Yeah. But like if you have salad in your teeth, would you not want me to tell you? And then camera's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, tiny pink, tiny pink, broof guys, tiny pink, broof guys. So she pulls out her Barbie peach and briefcase and she's like, you mean this sweet, right? You mean this sweet, right? She's got like a big thick stack of papers that she's printed out. The housewives evidence comes out out the receipt skim out so she's like this sweet because this is about Corctor This is you have broccoli in your teeth and because oh my god. All right. Just give it to me
Starting point is 00:57:35 So he's dreaming it and she goes broccoli my teeth. I would say don't you or like if I had something on my shoe You told me I would say don't you thank you Okay, it's like intelligence. This is about my Corctor I had something on my shoe and you told me, I would say don't give up. Thank you. It's not a puff up. Okay. It's like intelligence. This is about my character, definitely. It's like it's about your character. You can't say words. You don't know, you don't know shit, Cam.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Okay, it's not really about your character. It's more about your ignorance. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you succumbed to an anti-intellectual strain that runs through this country, unfortunately, but like you're not using words properly and so she's trying to help you by saying, this is what cathartic means, you know. But did any of us sign up for the Tiffany Moon Chromber Clause? Because I know I didn't.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Well, that's the problem, actually. You need to sign up for the grammar class. Yeah, you don't need to sign up for Tiffany Moons, but you definitely need to sign up for one. And also it's bullshit because, you know, she's saying you're coming from my intelligence and you're posting about it on social. And I have a whole file about my intelligence
Starting point is 00:58:40 of you saying stuff. And then he's like, well, you know, you were saying rude stuff. Like, why were you saying that? And Tiffany says, well, when know, you were saying rude stuff. Like, why were you saying that? And Tiffany says, well, when she was on, I'm sorry, I'm Andy. She says, well, I was, when I was, when she was on Watch What Happens Live, okay, and then they show the clip
Starting point is 00:58:54 from Watch What Happens Live, and it's Andy and the guest making fun of Cameron, how stupid he is. The whole game is about how stupid Cameron is, and she's cracking up at them in front of her own national TV. It's the most hilarious thing, but for Tiffany to tweet jokes about, like, here's a
Starting point is 00:59:09 word of day calendar, is the gift, hearts. Right. It's like the most offensive thing you'll be little in my character. And also, you know, Tiffany did character, and I mean, I do understand why, you know, no one let, sometimes, you know, if someone's being condescent, like, this is how you say the word, you know, it's like, hey, like, sorry, like you're embarrassed, you know, no one let sometimes you know get if someone's being condescent like this is actually the word You know, it's like hey like sorry like you're embarrassed, you know, whatever, but um I think that I forgot what I was gonna say actually
Starting point is 00:59:35 Well, that's what it was you can just say I don't like being corrected without being like you taking down Exactly she's Cameron is acting like all of Tiffany's tweets came out of the ether, but her tweets were a reaction because Cameron was being so above and beyond ridiculous about being corrected. That Tiffany was like, okay, well, I'm gonna tweet about it then. He's like, he's just like catharsis, that's all. Right, and basically, they kind of say this later, but it seems like what they're mad about, like everyone's against Tiffany, but it seems like they're mad that Tiffany's like, everything's okay, kind of why they're mad at Deandra.
Starting point is 01:00:12 And then you go on social and you're like, well, everybody hates those people because they have, how they treated me on the episode tonight, right? So I'm gonna join in with those people, even though we've already made up. But that's how housewives shows work. You comment on the episode at hand, you know? You don't just say, well though we've already made up. But that's how Housewives Show's work. You comment on the episode at hand.
Starting point is 01:00:27 You know, we don't just say, well, we've already made up. So I'm totally fine with this. You're supposed to be tweeting about the actual episode. So. Yeah. Well, Cameron never misses a chance to get it rightfully indignant. And she's like, yeah, it was so rude.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Like I would never, never in a million yours post that about someone, especially a girlfriend. Like, never, I would never never a million yours Post that about someone especially a girlfriend like never I would never be able to sleep at night I would have am nausea, okay. I would not be able to do it He's like well There's one here. This kind of mean. It's a word of day calendar. I mean that's funny I mean mean, but I'm laughing at it. It's like fully smiling and cracking up. He's like, this is so mean, right here. Ah, good job. And he's like, well, she did put a heart on it.
Starting point is 01:01:13 And Cameron's like, yeah, but she has to have sorry, not sorry. So Judy from Judy Town says, bully is a strong word. Do you stand by that word? Well, by my Cameron bully is a word of spelled B-U-L-L-Y and it stands for basically carry over there. And it just feels like it just felt like I was being hit. That's all, you know? You shouldn't call people bulls.
Starting point is 01:01:40 It's not nice. And Carrie's like, look, okay, look. You said you wanted that fun. And I want that fun. And I want look, you said you want to have fun and I want to have fun I want to help you have fun. You know, but my way is different, you know Shooting people taking shots, drowning them in pools, tying them up by their ankles and throwing them around running them over with cars You know, we have different ways. So, you know, are you said you forgive me? But then behind my back you say, I'm a bully So you know, behind my back like you were saying stuff So yeah, carry who has been totally totally
Starting point is 01:02:14 Consistent with her shit all season long where like like oh you can always say anything said to my face That's fine and then people say to her face and she freaks out. Come on So and also carry who spent the entire first season talking shit about Deandra Biden or back to everybody. Yes. So, yes. So, so, Cameron goes, I think to feel that you're three first, for a fast. And what three face? It's like, you say one thing to us, one thing to the camera, and one thing to the boss or the boss. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Now, look, just to play devil's advocate, I get this. Like I get what they're saying, you know, because if anybody did follow the social media during the season, which I mean, we kind of did, as it was going along, it did get really, it's like, wow, she really hates these ladies. Like I was waiting for something in the season huge to happen beyond the stuff we've already talked about that would make Tiffany leave the season hating them to this degree or being this pissed off.
Starting point is 01:03:14 And then it didn't happen really. Like they had kind of made up and stuff by the end. So it's like, well, that's weird because I was expecting for something big because according to social media, there's like a lot of bad stuff there. So I mean I get this, but Cameron is just going about it the wrong way. Like if that's your problem, okay, but she's just being an ignorant fool and then it just gets worse because now we're onto chicken feet. Yeah, I was gonna say I'll tell you what Tiffany did wrong. She wound up being like
Starting point is 01:03:42 most popular in the cast. Yeah,. I don't think they like that. So, um, so yeah, they're good. And so people were coming to her defense and she's retweeting those people. And then the housewives take it like, oh my god, she's retweeting retweeting them, which means now she's coming for us, you know, like she wrote all those tweets herself. Like she's a lot of like like her supporters. You guys do it. So now Cameron, this is good. This is a good moment for Cameron right here. So Tiffany is like, well Cameron went on the Twitter and said, chicken feet, no thanks,
Starting point is 01:04:14 I'd rather eat sparkled dog treats, you know? And Cameron was, yeah, completely. So Cameron still does not understand why this is so deeply toned of. I mean, I understand Cameron's narrow, literalist logic in it, which is that she's like, I don't like chicken feet, but like, don't give these talk, she's so good. But she doesn't realize the underlying implications
Starting point is 01:04:39 by saying that it's kind of like comparing a beloved cuisine for a culture that's very correlated with a culture, to something that's like meant for dogs, right? Which is- I'd rather eat dog food than chicken feet. It's like really stupid and to still not get it after all that happened over it is so stupid.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Yeah. And he says that the chicken feet thing got so serious that the producers actually had to step in. and I was reading these as they were happening During that time like what the hell like she just did not get it. Yeah, and she still does it like learn Especially does not understand and she is like she refused she's got like Scotch guard over her learning like she will not be stained by Knowledge the woman who is like using tiffity of being racist and then does not understand why there are problematic undertones to her little photo and she gets so she says you know I'll be
Starting point is 01:05:34 completely honest that I have an employer that tweeted that out and it wasn't me but I take full catharticism of it because it was home out on Instagram and it was a personal thing and I sincerely apologize that I've offended you for that, I really do. But you knew I was a picky order and I think that you slept me up. My camera and first of all, thank you for being super self-involved like that. That's actually really what I look for in a real house. I've said thank you, but also this is one most ridiculous conspiracy theories we've ever heard Yeah, it really is And she's like you had the whole thing set off okay, and she said it was a joke
Starting point is 01:06:15 And then she got offended about Sparkle dog like if it's a joke And were you gonna go find her about spark mean just so so stupid and he's like all right Well Tiffany do you accept that abulity And he's like, all right, well, Tiffany, do you accept that abulity? And she's like, no, we're not finished. And then they just cut to Brandy's face who said nothing this whole time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Yeah. Again, for coming. Whatever. She's watching Chip and Joanna in the back of her Zoom on her hotel TV. Let's be honest. She's watching the Magnolia channel. So yeah, so there it was,
Starting point is 01:06:52 really not a great moment for Cameron, but a great moment for us as an audience. So next week that will conclude, and then tomorrow we will have New Jersey. New Jersey will be our recap. And then in the evening evening we have our big Rony recaps if you don't want to wait come see it come buy tickets to it It's gonna be so much fun. Oh, and we're of course I didn't mention this We are gonna be talking about the big shot with Bethany on the live show as well
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