Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Open Mouth, Insert Chicken Foot

Episode Date: January 21, 2021

On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a classic Westcott argument that will have you banging your head against a wall but also cracking up. We break it all down on today's episode! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen:Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me is a wonderful human being. It's Ronnie Caron.

What's up Ronnie? Well, how bang! How are you doing today? I'm doing great, man. It's Real Housewives of Dallas day. When everything really starts going, Cam is stupid, Cam is angry about a really stupid thing that should last an entire season. So you know what?

Very excited, Ben. It's turn. We've made a turn. We really have. I'm loving Dallas so far this season. I'm like, I'm engaged by it. I'm laughing at it. I'm like, I'm engaged by it, I'm laughing at it, I'm having a blast.

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Yep, that's also where you'll find the ballots to vote. So go vote, make your voice head. We're going over a lot of the materials for the show and getting everything together because it's so soon and everything's coming together great. It's going to be a really, really fun night. So come on, Dan, come on, come on, and don't forget. Texas girls are super spies. I'm just trying to be kind enough, right? I don't do that. That one every week, it really strikes me out. Like, what is she doing with her voice on that? Also, sorry, I just took a sip of my ice coffee, and I didn't realize there was an air bubble and I slurped in everyone's

ear. So it's sort of a play on when Ronnie's, you know, blue is nose and everyone's ear yesterday. I just slurped in everyone's zero. Yeah, we're all class here. So, you know, it wouldn't be an opening of Real Housewives of Texas without some kind of terrible, like brass statue of, you know, a bowl or, you know, a horse or horse chasing a bowl. This is like 30 bowls. This is one of those,

it feels like 30 bowl statues. We go like, hmm. I wonder if we could have done anything else with this land Well, it's like they say everything's bigger in Texas even the things that are already big somehow get bigger You got yeah, I'm living for that. Yeah, no Then a Texas since COVID, okay, my Texas 20s, Texas 200, okay? So Cam is like, Cam is like, Cam is doing cardio with her dog. So let's do our cardio missy to what there you go. You're tubing it, you're on the treadmill.

Okay, that's a little too slow for you. Now do your cardio while mommy does her cardio. There you go. How long is it going to be before there's a scene of Cameron crying to the cameras that she lost her dog to hanging? I know. Poor fancy looks so confused. Fancy's like, why is the floor moving and why can't I get out of this trot? And oh my god, who told her I need an hour of walking every day, I need a good 5 minutes, this is too much. And she said the doctor told me that I have to walk an hour a day. And I have to have my workout buddy by my side. That's everything.

We don't do an incline unless she needs a challenge. And if she needs a challenge, we'll usually know because she'll bark and tell us, girl. Oh my God, I'm no dog whisper, but I'm pretty sure that that bark means help. Yeah, I don't think it means incline. I don't think anyone ever in the history of treadmills has ever actually called out for the incline. That one's like, I need a challenge, could someone have the incline button for me?

No. No. No. So then she tells us that Carrie is turning 50, and you know what? She really wants to go to Sandra Pay. So I'm gonna make Sandra pay for her. Yeah. Hey, Dundra, you gotta come and bring a white bathing suit.

That's gonna be a white bathing suit for everyone. So yeah, she's calling all the girls and telling them they have to wear a white bathing suit. And she's like, and now I have a Tiffany. And it's like wacky 80s detective music. It's like, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. What's she called Tiffany?

And yeah. I like that Tiffany does an answer, comes call all fake. She just goes hello Yeah Well because cam this is a big deal for cam because she says I feel like I'm a little freaked out about Tiffany right now I believe Tiffany wants to embarrass me and make me feel uncomfortable that I wasn't partaking in her lunch and that's not cool So she tells her she has to wear a white bathing suit and Tiffany's like well, I have to go on mine But I'll do it and she's like well, I'm actually very shocked with Tiffany's hosting schools

Cuz you know forced people to eat food. They are comfortable eating. I'm thinking she needs lessons. Yes, I'm sure the girl who has like 500 degrees on her wall and is a child prodigy, needs lessons in something. From you. From you. Yeah, from you. From Cameron. From Cameron.

Like the principal of Sparkle Dog Academy so so now we go over to Travis dream up some fishing rods with the kids and Stephanie is like we go fish a lot well that we I sit there and I watch them fish because we got a river in our backyard so we fish out of it and you know it's fun like sometimes they get fish sometimes get cans, sometimes they get dead bodies. It's fun. Um, and Travis is like shoving a worm in her face. I'm sick. Stop Travis. I'm not choking. Stop it, Travis. Stop it. Which is very, you know, it's like the chicken foot of this episode about worm. Like somebody is always always being forced to eat something. This is very, it's just like a Cameron PTSD scene.

So Stephanie's like, well I'm from the country, but like I don't like worms. I, I, I didn't even grow up eating fish. I only fish sticks. Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm. So they sit down and start talking, um, that she asks him how work is. And he's like, well I'm just trying to make sure we can pay everyone because then all this stuff you're working on with high schools. I mean, it's gonna be a lot of work.

You sure you can handle it person with boobies in a vagina. It's gonna be a lot for a lady with boobs, still in you. Yeah, because definitely is she's starting the Holman Foundation and she tells us, I had this plan that yeah, to do locker room makeovers for nitty schools. You know, so they got nice lockers. She'd tell us, I had this feeling that yeah, to do locker room makeovers for needy schools. You know, so they got nice lockers. You know, because that's the most important part, the locker room.

I was like, okay, so basically once again, jocks get everything. That's what you're telling me. Yes, only in shape children benefit. You only benefit if you're poor and in shape, okay? Like out of shape people who don't like sports are not allowed to get anything for this charity. Yeah, you know what I'm about to start this charity? She's like, you want your allowance?

You might want to lose about seven pounds. This is like the worst nightmare for kids like me who hated doing sports. Because now it means that the locker room is really posh which means that sports are even more important and that if you don't appreciate the locker room then you're just like even more of a idiot. So she's like yeah you know like I forced Travis to do it and it's brilliant. And he's like well it's more than just the locker's on it. It's flooring. It's paint. You know, other things in locker rooms because, yeah, but I have a flooring guy. Like, I

told you that. I told you, it's like, oh, you didn't tell me that. Now I've been on the phone trying to get a flooring guy. Oh, so sorry. So sorry, you'll have to say, oh, never mind, we already arranged it. Yeah, so they're real hard for you. And the producer tells Stephanie, so how did you force him to do all of this for you? And she's, well, you know, have a vagina. I mean, it's gonna be real hard for you. And the producer tells Stephanie, so how did you force him to do all of this for you? And she's, well, you know, have a vagina. I mean, he's an asshole,

but he does what I want most of the time. Yeah, and then he does the super condescending thing where he's like, oh, okay, so I guess I'll just have to make money and give it away. I mean, babe, you're very expensive. You're very expensive. I'm like, you're the one who went on and bought like a five or six million dollar house,

without even asking Stephanie, just bought one with a pool in the floor. And then you want to complain about her spending? Yeah. And she's like, but you said you wanted this. Like, you know, you say you want an old-fashioned relationship. And he's like, oh, I thought having a woman. I thought that meant having a woman

to raise my children, go to church, you know, but like in any marriage, you tricked me, babe. Like, you're an asshole. She doesn't. You know, like, don't do this. I support everything you want to do. Like, you go to work and I say, Hercules, Hercules. And he's like, I'm supporting you.

I'm supporting you. And she's saying that she can run a charity because she works in social services for six years. And you know, that like when you get married, that user of merch lives and she lost herself a little bit and the person who has the money seems to control the situation and she just wants to get back to the girl that she was when Travis met her, you know? And so then she tells him,

she's like, well, I'm in any office. And a laptop. And he does that thing tells him she's like, well, I'm in an office and a laptop and he does that thing again Where he goes you're getting very expensive and she finally she's like I don't have nine cars you do Thank you Stephanie. Thank you. He goes all right. So what'd you make for dinner? Like you're such an asshole Travis So Tiffany is driving around and she calls her mom to get a grocery list because the parents aren't leaving the house. My mom and dad are super corny and peen-y.

Like they do not leave my house. My father, like Kiskey House, like something R.H. R.E. or whatever that means. I'm just gonna use my arthritis. Rhymatorid arthritis is like immunocompromised. And my mom is afraid if she goes to the grocery store, she's gonna bring home a hammer on that.

So she and her daughters, her like sweet little angel daughters go to the 99 ranch market, which is like one of my favorite supermarkets, and I'm so sad I'm not been able to go there in like a year. It makes me very sad. So I was like in a a I was like in this weird Place this during the scene where I was just like

wanting Pining for the days of walking idly through the aisles and wanting to buy all sorts of interesting ingredients So they are she's there with her daughters and and they're picking up fruit and everything and she's like Okay, so okay, why don't you pick out a good fruit? Why don't you pick out a good fruit? Oh, did you pick out a good one? Ooh, look at that, that one is not good. Yeah, not good.

Taking a wear, putting a station. Take a look. Take a look. And she tells us about the kind of Mandarin she speaks. She's like, this is mean with Spanish. She's like, well, I speak fluent Mandarin, but like probably it's a level of a third grader. And so when I speak Chinese and other person is like,

oh, she's like legit and they start talking to me and I'm like, oh, I just say like, I don't know. And then I do the shrapnel bogey. Yeah, she does these bogey things. And then she starts talking about how her mom is hard to please. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,

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I don't know. When I surprised her with a brand new orange canyons with a bangle red ball, the first words out of her mouth were, is it not terrible? So we go from Tiffany and her like angelic daughters, we're just like the sweetest things that have ever been on Bravo. And then we got a brandy with her kids. And Brandy is like going through the drive-through and she has, she puts on like these gloves and everything to be sanitary and Brooklyn's like, why do you put gloves on? You look like you're special. It's like, oh god.

What do you want about that they had to reshoot that scene too? So you can't say that. Can we please reshoot that? Say special instead, honey. Yeah, probably. It's just so freaking embarrassing, mom. Like, can we go back to Tiffany's kids, please? Ha, ha, ha.

So then we get Deandra pretending that she's doing shaman stuff, shaman stuff, and she's listening to that guy on tape and he's like, whenever you hear this word, bitch, you know what? I like of my outer physical body. My emotions and my mind. Suck a booger out of a straw. And the dog starts barking.

She's like, did she please, please, I have to meditate. All right, what I'm going to need you to do is I've sent you a little plastic bag. I'm going to need you to blow a booger in that and just mail that back to me. Thank you so much. Inhale, negativity. Exhale, yass batch. Inhale, negativity. Exhale, yass batch. Axel Yassbatch and him negativity Axel Yassbatch.

So Tiffany shows up at her grandma's house and I'm at her mom's house and the daughter, the daughter's a lie. Can like why are we not giving her a hug? Is she really in our family? Is she my stepmom or something? We need to hug her, we need to hug her, we need to hug her. And they make a little sign that says,

we miss you grandma, they go take it to her. And the graph, she said, they were, oh sorry. Come on. No, just gonna say the grandma gives them candy. It's like, oh girl, she gives them candy. And then the little girls are like, thanks for the candy granny.

Like the first unsolicited thank you in the history of Bravo children. Just like like children. So Tiffany's like, well, my mother is like a much better grandmother than my children and she was a mother to me. I mean, I think in some ways she's probably making it up to me. Like there was no mommy in me time. It was just great to be a doctor, get a job, and pay us back for being your parents. Seems like it worked out pretty well to be honest.

I mean, she has, she's very accomplished. She's got a great house, wonderful children. I don't know, I think I, I don't see any problems. Yeah, I think her mom did it right. That's how you're supposed to do. That's how you're supposed to raise your children, right? Yeah. I mean, I guess we get there in different ways, but you know, my parents do it with guilt. Like, oh, it would sure be nice to know we were going to be taking care of when we were old. I don't know. I think mommy and me time may be overrated. Yeah. Just like the permanent. I'm not just-spoon on my ass. Okay mommy in me time overrated Yeah, so

So Tiffany got them like a huge amount of food she got them like a roast duck she got them dim sum she got like I don't know like an entire buffet spread and the mom's just like I just want chick filet nuggets and the mom's just like, I just want Chick-fil-A nuggets. That's all I need. Tiffany's like, do you have the mask that I got you? And the mom goes, I got some from Costco. Excuse me, so you are leaving the house, okay? Costco's not, what am I doing? I'm trying to stop him for you when you're sneaking out to Costco

just so you can, you serve the masks. Yeah, grandma, we figured you out. So Tiffany tells us she has an Asian mom section of her TikTok, which is hilarious. There's like a clip of her pretending she's her mom and throwing a shoe at her head. Yeah, it's pretty great. Tiffany has been a pretty excellent addition to Bravo. So then we go over to Cameron, who's with fancy,

and she's trying to get fancy to stay on like a little patch. Stay, stay, stay, you just see Court in the corner just like standing on the square. Not you, Court, not you, Court. Right next to the pink tree, so I'm sure he was battered into keeping. The pink tree has a stay. So not knock, it's two party planer ladies and we don't know who they are at first, but we just, we know that they're two white ladies because this is all you hear from all three of them. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, you look good.

Oh my god, it's fancy. It's like a minute of that. Here it comes. So they come in and count. I am so excited about this party. I've been dreaming of this event the past few nights and I think Kerry is going to be so terrifying. I'm even excited.

Party planning is my specialty. It's my area. Okay. I'm a professional at this point. Okay. And I'm gonna bring Nikki Beach to Dallas. Okay. You know what? Sandra Pay is one of my favorite places. It's a beach. Everyone wears linen. It's like another world. Nicky bitch. So yeah, it's a party planner. It's like, well, it's gonna be hot, so we can bring some fans.

It can't be like, let's do that for sure. For sure. Like, you know what? Party planning is a gift that not everyone has. When we were having dim sum, I didn't feel like I could choose what I wanted to put in my mouth and at my party for carry,

you can have whatever you want in your mouth and my table's definitely gonna have center pieces. I'm like, you know that was a lazy Susan. And this lazy Susan is not there to have a vase in it. It's there to be filled with lots and lots of plates. You know that, right? She said to dumb dumb. I wanted a lady, it's like, well, do you want anything branded,

like any word, like is it, what do we need to, you know, have printed? And she's like, well, carry always says one thing. This is a situation. She says this is the situation all the time. And then we get a clip of carrying on. Oh, that's a situation. Oh, that's a situation. It's a situation. No, it's a situation. No, it's a repeat. Oh, a situation. Curie has requested to dance on the table and be sprayed with shampoo. So I was thinking to make it more fabulous to maybe like find some hot models to spray her.

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mean like actual bad kids getting their stocking coldals. Yeah, I catalog for coal. This season, coal from West Virginia is so hot. Your forefathers got lung disease for this. Coal is back and it's sexier than ever before. She's like, yeah, this is business and empowerment. That's 50. I can do 60. I can do photo shoot. Anyone can do it. She's like, yeah, this is business and empowerment. That's 50. I can do 60. I can do photo shoot. Anyone can do it. Am I a giant?

That feels like it's in their teenage years. It's like how many vaginas do you have? Also, what are you talking about? If I can do a sexy photo shoot, any woman should be able to do it. Please don't wrap your vanity project in some sort of like female empowerment. That's ridiculous.

Oh, so Carrie who is in very good shape at 50 is like, oh, someone who's in very good shape can do a photo shoot than any of us can do it. Oh, that logic does not track. I'm sorry. Uh oh, guys, mom's coming back out to do photos again. She saw some 50-year-old on Real House House of Dallas in a picture. So she's all back in the pictures.

Yeah. If I can make myself look like I'm in a town, let's get in love, soak in any woman. So they start taking pictures and Stephanie comes. And she thinks that she's just always invited to these things because she cheers her on. And she does. She's like, hello, sexy. You're so pretty. You're like the most gorgeous person in the world.

Yeah, and Carrie is saying that she and Stephanie are getting closer and closer and she's like, you know, I was having anxiety about turning 50 I mean, I don't feel 50. I remember turning 30 and I thought 50 was so old but then oh 40 and 40 wasn't as bad, but now it's almost 50 and I can do photo shoots at an idiot And Stephanie's like yeah, well like I'm realizing that like there are things that I want to do in my life Like for myself and not so much for Travis. I mean look some people dream of startup some people dream of like singing or climbing mountains High dream of lockers lots and lots of lockers And I'm gonna do it and cares like I'm so proud of you I'm so proud because my childhood was taken from me because of my mom being in the alcoholic

So I'm still like a child. I want to have fun and enjoy life Yeah, now that Leanne's gone. Carrie is the one who gets to parade about her childhood over and over and over. Yes. And isn't that funny because she was so mad about Leanne doing that. She's like, oh my God, get over it. Don't you talk about as your mother, least your mother, that. Which is true, that is all Leanne did, but at least hers was had the context of a carnival.

Yeah. You either need to top it or stay out of it. You know what I mean? Like you either need to be in like a traveling like rodeo, like maybe a rodeo kid or something, but like if you can't top the carnival, I'm going to need you to just stop. Yeah, yeah. We really had to play some bravo where it's just not enough to have a missing childhood because your mom was an alcoholic. That's like, it's just like it's so yesterday. I think we need...

We need... It's so over. Okay. Like in the victim Olympics, you're getting a bronze medal for that one. Okay? Try harder. Yeah, I mean, listen, we're at a place now where we had Leanne who had Carnival trauma. We had Riley who had some sort of strange B&B

in Florida trauma, we need something more interesting than just alcoholism. We need something like we, my mom was an astronaut and the thing she saw in the moon were so terrifying that she became an alcoholic. And that's good. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. I mean, more carry. So she was like that. Yeah, I need more, Carrie. So she's like, well, I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty happy with me. I have a big heart. I'm a good mom. Maybe, you know, I'm 50, but I'm a young 50.

I mean, look at me. I was like, I'm just going to refrain from comments. I'm going to refrain from comment. So then we go to, we go to carry at home and she's with Eduardo. Eduardo, who has now finally realized what happens when you are actually yourself on reality TV and the audience hates you. So now he's trying to be ultra full. He's like, hey, baby, hey, I'm excited to see you.

I'm Eduardo, supportive husband. Look at me, supportive husband Eduardo. Yeah, he is really like that. And so is she because the scene that we just watched I was like, wow, this is the most enjoyable I think Kerry's ever been. And I think they're both like trying to fake it, but they can't really fake it because she's like, oh my God, I didn't tell you it's one of them. I did, I didn't tell you, but I did some sexy photoshoot. Look at these pictures. And he goes, oh, that's nice. Dear, I can see your timelines, but I did some sexy photoshoot. Look at these pictures. And he goes, oh, that's nice, dear.

I can see your timelines. But I like it. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. We have to remember, when I complain about things, it shows that we have a strong marriage. So that's a good thing. It's a good thing.

So then we got a dandruff in Jeremy's because everybody's getting ready for this party now. And dandruff's like, oh, she wants us and what making seats? And he's like, she wants us to watch the scenes. And he's like, well, it's a lot little highest on the prayer. If this had free dinner, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll, she'll ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this at my father-in-law's house because our house is on the market. Okay, and I can't have people spill red wine in my carpet. Okay, I can't. I can't at my house looking like a front house. Yeah, so I'll make my parent's house.

My parent-in-law's house look like a front house. Yeah. So she's wearing a pink and white bathing suit when she told everyone else to wear white. And if situations were reversed, Cameron would be furious about this for a reason. You're serious. see if situations were reversed, Cameron would be furious about this for a reason. Like I showed up in white. It was really hard for me to find a white bathing suit. And then you wore pink and white. And that's we just start to do that in Texas.

I feel like you telling me to wear white and then not wearing white yourself. Means that like, you don't trust me. And I just feel like I have a hard time with that. I think we're trying to embarrass me by making me the only one in white? Yeah, you were trained to embarrass me. Can't wait. I just feel like you don't have my book. So Kelly Hooper, if anyone's wondering who the DJ is, it's DJ Kelly Hooper.

There's a big sign that says Kelly Hooper, DJ. I'm like, wow, slick name. Kelly Hooper. DJ Kelly Hooper. Well, it really does feel like Santra pay DJ Kelly Hooper playing the best Bonnie rate remixes of 2020 Nothing says I love you on your 50th birthday like getting a free DJ, you know, in trade for her branding, really big on TV. Yeah, I love her Tiesta remix of Amy Grant's

every heartbeat. That's just, it's just, it's so good. Kelly Hooper, the best Jorzov Clay remix artist in town. Kelly Hooper with all the hot toad with sprocket drops. So Cameron is telling the party people, they're figuring out seating and Cameron's like, there's this one girl, Brandi. Like I don't know if the girls are going to be afraid of her because she's supposed to be a quarantine because you know, she thought it would be a good idea to go to Florida,

which is a hot spa and then get on an airplane which is another hot spong And then come to here, which is a hot spot, but hot spot and a cool way because it's nicky beach Who does that who goes to a hot spot before going? to a Gathering with no masks on who does that? So you know what, let's just put her down here at the end by herself. Not exactly socially smart.

So then we cut to Stephanie and Brandy sitting in the back seat of a car on the way to the party. And Brandy is talking about how she was super careful in Florida and then she's also taken four different corona tests and she's been back because, you know, the thing that's not really being spoken about is that production tests, you know, test these people. I theoretically, I would imagine,

from everything I've heard in terms of productions going on and what Dom has been, et cetera. You're getting tested like every day or every other day. So she's probably been tested by production a million times. And so now she's being really wacky because you know Brandy loves a prop. So she's putting on her face guard and then she's gonna wear her negative tests around her neck

all night long. Yeah, wacky brand. It's a wacky brandy episode guys. At least she's not sobbing, but still. So she's wearing like rubber gloves and a face shield and then she's gonna keep trying to drink through her mask least she's not sobbing, but still. So she's wearing like rubber gloves and a face shield, and then she's gonna keep trying to drink through her mask because she's hilarious. Yeah.

So people start arriving at Tiffany and Dan who are driving in another car. And Tiffany's like, Daniel's saying, what, Tammy, are you gonna be home? And I'm like, I have like five cancer surgery in Stony and still made it to the party, on King. Like, I do a full decontamination when I get home,

I do outdoor shower, I change the clean clothes, and then I hug my cats. It's crazy. It's crazy and then I make them each read a book afterwards. So then, so Jen has also come over, Jen, the friend of, and she and Cameron are talking about Dim Sum, and Cameron goes, I didn't have a good time at Dim Sum the other night, and then Jen goes,

I did too, I thought it was a ball. I was like, great, you're not even communicating with each other. Also, you were there at 10 in the morning, by the way, the Dim Sum, she's like, you have a good time in the morning, by the way, the dim sum. Yeah, she's like, you have a good time the other night. I'm like, well, that's because it was 10 a.m.

She's like, no, I didn't have fun at all. I was trying to be respectful, but she was trying to shove that chicken foot in my mouth. Girl, I put that chicken foot under the table. Very respectful. That's a very respectful thing to do in a restaurant. So, cameras like, I mean, I have to talk to her and explain my boundaries. Okay, don't push, don't push. Wonders. She was being literally me in pressuring me to do something I don't feel

comfortable doing. She pushed, she pushed. And Jennifer is like, yeah, don't push. Your mama taught you better than that. Yeah, by the way, when we see the footage back, it's Tiffany saying like, okay, you're gonna eat it. I'm gonna stick it fully and ship your nose face if you don't eat it. But that was basically it. It was like, joky, like, come on, eat it.

It was not like, she was not literally shoving it in her face and be like, come on, you pussy fancy. That's all the more of your piece of show. No. It's just so Cameron. It's just so Cameron to be mad at this and she's gonna hold on to it forever. Like she's still mad about it. They were fighting on social media about it.

She's still going on about it. And then Carrie was giving her shit on social media. Did you follow all those tweets? They were so funny. I can't. I don't have them all pulled up. But um, Carrie is like, Oh, look at this. I made a, I made a necklace for you, Tiffany. This would be perfect for you. And then she advertised as one of her own necklaces that she make, which is a snake, and it's $14,000. I mean, $1,400 for this stupid piece of jewelry. And Tiffany's like, I don't think I would buy that, ew. You know, by the way, there were a lot of people

asked us on social media. Well, what's the difference? Like Tiffany said that she didn't think it was like, Tiffany said that Carrie was being really pushy with trying to make her do shots. She was about that, but then she was trying to force a chicken foot onto camera.

I'm like, well, I think the difference is that Tiffany was trying to educate about her culture and Carrie was just being a dick. I think that's what it was. Also, alcohol is different than a chicken foot. And another difference is that Tiffany didn't make this big of a deal out of it. Like that silly. She was like, I mean, my God, we're pressuring people to take shots.

What am I in third grade? That's not the same as like going for like episode after episode being like, I was so bullied by that. Yeah, it's different. And the other difference, frankly, is that we don't really like carry very much, you know? So, there's not to. But yeah, I mean, it's also like, we all look in a situation when there's like, don't, I don't want anyone to act that they haven't been in a situation where some drunk person comes up to and was like,

come on, do a drink, come on, one more, come on, come on, show this, come on, show this, and you're like, seriously, like, please. Not to say that like, yes, technically Tiffany was, like really being like, come on, eat this, eat this. But I think the context is very different and you don't think you can, I don't think you can really disregard the context here. So that's my answer to that. Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't really care this much. And if you're really that angry about this, you calm down. Calm down. Like look around. My God.

It's bro. You're arguing about chicken feet. Yeah, please, please everyone. I'm like, people have very worked up. People have worked up about the world at large and it's all being channeled onto these brotherhood stars and it gets really intense sometimes and I think everyone has to remember it's Bravo. Yeah.

So the world is gone fucking crazy right now. This week especially, things are really coming to a head this week. And I think the whole world, I think all of us are just doing the best we can. You know, it'd be nice to each other. There are bigger things to fight about than this. Yeah, like find the humor in the situation. Yeah. Realize that this is actually hilarious.

And rather than like just find the humor in it. And I know that we do our own fair share of ranting, but we rant because we are also just like deeply amused by all of it. So Stephanie and Brandi arrive and Stephanie's like, oh, so glad you're not wearing white cam because like I did try my best. I did. I really did.

Please don't yell at me. And Brandi's like, oh, hold on, it's wacky. Brandi, I brought tape measure to make sure I'm six feet apart from you guys And Jen's like I freaking love you you are amazing I love you So there's like shirtless got all the shirtless guys are there. And then Cara's like, oh my God, I love all these guys. Oh my God, look at all my boyfriend's camera in. Yeah, the producers did like a really intense

transitional shot where they zoomed into a guy's abs and then used that to transition into Carrie, like coming out of her car. Like it zoomed super close into his abs, like they blurred out and it became carry coming out of a car. I was like, that was a lot, like those were, that was a very intense ab transition. Um, so then, uh, Cam tells me the boys are here to carry around everything for you. The boys are for carry.

And Brandy is like doing her wacky. Oh my god, I forgot I was wearing a mask on trying to take this shot. Um, she's trying very hard. mask while I'm trying to take this shot. She's trying very hard. And then it's like, okay, it's been, it's been like half an hour. You can take it off. Like you got the joke. You can take it off. Yeah. So Tiffany comes in and Dandra is annoyed with Brad. She's like, she risked her health for Florida. I mean, you need a has-mat suit coming back from Florida, even if it's not the pandemic. I mean, you need has Matt suit coming back from Florida even if it's not the pandemic I mean, I can't argue with that And Tiffany's like oh my god, you know, look, I'm amazing

Like I don't know about thinking love but they got you this and they say it's a really good chance So I'm hoping like oh, we must do a shot. You're going to do a shot Yeah, and by the way Tiffany making that little preamble about like, well, this is supposed to be really good. I mean, I don't know, because I don't drink it, was kind of her very subtle way of saying, don't make me do a shot of this later, because I don't do tequila shots.

And of course, Carrie doesn't read it, because it doesn't figure that out, because immediately she's like, shot, shot, shot. Also, let's do a shot of that. And of course, Carrie doesn't read it because doesn't doesn't figure that out because immediately she's like Also, when D'Ai and D'Ai on the one One shot also when D'Ai and D'Ai showed up. Did you notice Carrie being a passive aggressive by saying So Tiffany is telling us when I was up, I was taught success is everything. So I miss out on a lot of parties and friends and life. So Carrie, I want to take a lesson from your book because I'm like, I'm not your Debbie

downer. She go, but if you want to help, I'm here. That's like the ocean going up to a puddle and saying, I want to learn from you. No, no. Tiffany, you're doing so well. Like, you are like, you're bright, you're successful, you're doing everything right. Why do you feel the need that you all of a sudden

have to be like, carry? Like, why? This is not right that society is giving you these impulses that you have to be more fun and more of a fun girl. Like you're doing everything right. You don't have to change. Yeah, this is exactly what your mother was born and good-gents. Okay. Yes. So she's like, I wish I could be more like Carrie, which literally I don't think I've ever heard any would be say. So she's like, come on, you know what, like, COVID in real life,

like it's only kin, it's only king. And Cameron's like, wait, you said, I, oh no, she goes, come on COVID girl to Brandy. She's like, come on COVID girl, come over here COVID girl. And Cameron's like, wait, you said I couldn't call Tiantra COVID girl and you just call Brandy COVID girl. Yeah, and then Cameron tells us, tells us, are you kidding me right now?

I got my head chopped off when I was walked, when I walked into your private room with no arrangement on the table. And then we see a flashback and like, it's Tiffany saying, when she said, I'm gonna sit next to COVID girl, Tiffany goes, that's not nice. Like that's chopped off, your head's chopped off.

Hahaha. Tiffany's like, I'm just saying it because she's like wearing the shield and gloves and everything. And Carrie's like, oh my God, we're going to have another round, you know, if you give me people to bounce around, I have no problem doing it. Okay, I want to say it means so much for me to be surrounded by old friends,

even really old friends who don't give me space in the car when we travel together. All of you motherfuckers better get wasted tonight. That's my mother used to say to me around the breakfast table. All you motherfuckers better get wasted tonight. Oh man man. So I stand by it. I stand by it. tonight. So Brandy still can't figure out how to take a shot, which is still about hilarious. And Tiffany's like, am I not, how is she even eating? Yeah. And then they're all talking about how they feel like they all like the food and everything.

And Cameron goes, it's a lot better than the chicken feet. I know that. Yeah, you know what else is like a super must in parties in Texas. You have to have a centerpiece. You can't force people to eat things. And you really have to call your guests out and shame them in front of all of your other guests. Like, that is so fucking rude, Miss Texas manners.

Um, it's so rude. So Tiffany's like, um, okay, my people think offense to that. You just think offended all of China. Just, um, no, actually, that is not the case. Saying, I don't like chicken feet has nothing to do with China. You need to like rewind right now. It has nothing to do with China. You need to rewind right now. It has nothing to do with China. Nothing to China.

And Tiffany's like, well, it's a cultural food. That's stereotyping your whole country right now. Do you realize that? Do you realize? I realize. Like the way that camera is so effortless in flipping this script and making her the victim here, making Tiffany seem like the insensitive one is both terrifying and deeply hilarious.

Yeah, Tiffany's like, um, chicken feet does have to do with China. What does that have to do with China? You can get chicken feet anywhere. Um, it's from China. It's Chinese cuisine. I mean, last time I heard I had not heard of Italian chicken feet or is rally chicken feet or French chicken feet. I don't know.

I'm just like, you know what I'm going to say. Just try to literally stereotype the whole situation here. Just because I don't like chicken feet, doesn't have anything to do with China. And then she makes that scrunch face where her eyes roll back, but one of her eyes closes. Yeah. She's like sucking in her cheeks at the same time. and then she makes that scrunch face where her eyes roll back, but one of her eyes closes. Sucking in her cheeks at the same time. It's like if she were an inflatable toy or something like that, it's like that moment where she lost a little bit of air for briefly. So Tiffany is like, she's like, well,

I wanted you to try a chicken foot and you didn't want to try it. And then Brandy is like, this is the dumbest conversation I've ever heard. Like we're arguing about chicken feet. And Cameron, listen, lady, we're the one who have to sit through all your prop comedy for five years and counting, okay? Yeah, you may be right, but you don't get to say it. Yeah. And Cameron's like, you push me so hard and then you get pushing the chicken foot in my mouth It's like oh girl. I what's much stuffing in your mouth you weren't in danger

I had no idea this was gonna be Tom Feetgate, okay? I'm sorry into the food my culture eat grosses you out. What do you want me to say? Okay? Like sorry Hey camera just does a shrug like just, a cam shrug where she makes her lips really thin and just does like a, well, I guess you don't understand. She literally held it gone to my head and tried to shove a chicken foot in my nostril. So, Carrie walks away and takes,

in my nostril. So, Carrie walks away. She's like, this is stupid. So, Cameron's like, not gonna let it go it go she's like nothing to do with your culture just cuz I don't like chicken feet has nothing to do with your culture and 15 is like oh my god stop it was for a fun girl you need to loosen up loosen up I am really offended you just said that? Star-taping your culture and telling me to loosen up on the fended This is then carry me in while is like really trying to hold on to youth and she's like

I'll tell you Brandi tonight tonight. You're going to be the last one standing. I'm telling you that right now drink drink drink drink Young 50 young 50 So then back camera is still going on. She's like, you need to respect that I don't like chicken feet and give a different. Because I am. I lean up. No, but you didn't respect it.

And the idea here is you shouldn't push people to do things they are comfortable with and ask your friend. I want you to understand that. She's like, um, I was just, it was bossy. That's what it was. And Stephanie's like, um, just, it was bossy. That's what it was. And Stephanie's like, I've experienced Cam harping on something many, many, many times. And then we get a clip of that time where Cameron met Stephanie

for lunch and didn't stop talking about how offensive Stephanie was. Yes. And on and on. And she was good. You know, I'm surprised they also didn't show, yeah, I'm surprised they also didn't show the camera and freaking out about the adopted baby thing. I would never bash an adopted baby. Oh god.

Tiffany apologizes and she says, okay, so maybe I did haze you a little bit, like I'm sorry. And she's like, there are so many problems in this world. Me trying to make her eat a chicken foot is the least of her problems. You didn't wanna try it, fine. I didn't shove it down your throat, drop it, it's over. And she learns really fast because she tells Cam.

And I went, look, I'm sorry, I'm approaching you. I was just trying to be funny and Cam goes, oh, okay. And that's it. Like, just like Stephanie said, just apologize. All she wants is like a public apology and then she'll drop it. Now let's address the centerpiece.

You just, you just started times, all of tables. Oh God, so Carrie gives a speech about, you know, oh, I truly believed this is where I was supposed to be on my 50th birthday. And then they just get slammered after that. Carrie just keeps pouring shots down people's throat and then the cake comes out and Carrie gets sprayed by champagne by the stripper guys or the model guys or whatever. And Bradie is twerking on Carrie and they're dancing on the table.

And Tiffany's like, um, Carrie is parting like it's her 21st birthday, and my 35 year old self is gonna keep up with her even Emma kills me. And then Carrie tries to pour some sort of tequila shot down Tiffany's mouth, like directly from the bottle and Tiffany's like, is that Salad? Terry, I mean, oh, okay, I guess I'm doing it. And then she just like spits it out and and Tiffany's like, is that Sanitary? I mean, oh, okay, I guess I'm doing it. And then she just like spits it out and then carries like, let's party like it's 1999. And Tiffany's like, party like it's 2020 near a doctor that works full time and has two five year olds and tries to be a good mom and good wife.

Yay. And Carrie grabs her and throws her in the pool and she's, Oh no, I don't even have my swam suit. And Dan just like, she doesn't swim. Carrie, she doesn't swim, Carrie. Oh. And then Tiffany is like, I think she might be trying to kill me. And then Carrie goes, ah, Latin culture, we always want to include our friends, always.

Which is cool because I think in other cultures, no one ever wants to be with friends. Yeah. In other cultures, we just like being alone all the time. And also it's cool that because of your culture, you could, you know, like have her enjoy with its like being thrown into a pool, but she can't do chicken feet for her culture. Yeah. So, Carrie, I just to be a fun person. And she's like, well, you know what, look,

when I push her in the pool and I make her drink, it means I like you, I accept you. Right, and then we just see Tiffany saying how she wants to be more fun, but she, at a certain point, she has to go home and get rest because she has to be a doctor tomorrow. And we see everyone for all the key in the pool, but Tiffany going home early. So to me, I think this whole thing

when Carrie is saying like, I accept you, I want to have fun with you. I feel like it's going to turn into a thing where Carrie starts like snapping at Tiffany. I mean, she's so mean. She's so mean. She's not fun. She doesn't want to be friends with me, you know, and I see this becoming a great petty argument arc. Yeah. Oh my god, Dallas and the petty the petty camera and just keeps that petty torch going really good. I mean, wow. Really good. So so ridiculous. I'm so and you watch it and you think how can she be this insensitive about like And you watch it and you think how can she be this insensitive about like So culturally ignorant like just what is wrong with you, you know Like is no one saying like Cameron, you know, like that seems really just fucking insensitive You know don't harp. Why do you need to make a big fight out of it?

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