Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Episode Date: December 21, 2019

The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks. It's a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Today we're talking Real Housewives of Dallas. Oh, I should say watch a crap in this. I'll comment where you get tickets real housewives of Dallas season finale Here we go. It's all happening. Oh my goodness. It is all happening. It is all happening and it is starting With Jeremy putting a picture of himself up on the wall next to mom and D&D and Dandra with Jeremy putting a picture of himself up on the wall next to mom and D&D. Andra. Esther giving here. Esther. Esther getting here.

I was like, oh my God, who's going to fire Esther? I haven't you fired enough people. But then Esther comes in. She's like, what? Oh my God, when you look at this here as a picture of Al Gore up my office. That's hilarious. Yeah, I wonder who made that drawing that did Jeremy make it, did a fan make it. I mean, it was, it was pretty good.

I think Jeremy, like went to the dillard's painting lady in the back that they used to have in the department store. That's where we got our childhood paintings. They're still, they're still around. They're hideous. I need to show you my childhood painting. It is I have fly hair. I think you need to take a picture of that and put it on our Instagram.

It is definitely a Texas must growing up in Texas or your mom puts you in terrible clothes and gets you painted at Dillard's. I did not know that they had like I know that like you go with sears and get like a like a family portrait. I did not know that at Dillard's they would actually paint like you're in the Renaissance. Well, they don they don't need more, but yeah, back there. And it's like, you know, yeah, Renaissance, you sit there, like we literally had to sit there. And so I look miserable, of course, but that is my resting face. I do have misery resting face. Oh my God, I can't wait to see this photo.

It'll be amazing. It's just me, me as a kid over it with claw hair. Glocking like a little sailor outfit, because that would have just made it perfect. No, because I was like 12, so I was like, fuck you and your sailor outfit. You're lucky I'm sitting here. But then they were like, but it's a painting of you.

And so of course I sat there. Like, of course I was a little diva. I was like, paint away. Get it right. Hit the cheekbones right of your out of here, Dilord's lady. Oh my goodness. So many things to unpack here.

Um, but for right now, uh, Carrie and Cameron are at lunch and, um, they're talking about jet lag, uh, and, and Cameron's like, the year and doesn't have any jet lag, but she doesn't have kids. We have children. We have to fight it. K girl.

Yeah, right. You're sitting here at lunch. Hey, I know. And you have nannies and shit. Please give me a Okay, girl. Yeah, right. You're sitting here at lunch. Hey, I know. And you have nannies and shit. Please give me a break, Cameron. I know. Um, then we go over to a brand new house and Brandy got Brooklyn, um, a, a, a, my first period kit and she's telling Brian that. And of course, Brian's like, uh, like being the support of

dad that he always is. How in the world did I miss that? That is nowhere in my notes or in my memory. You know what, that's okay. Sometimes, first period of games for you. Yeah, first period get. Oh, for Christ's sake. That's, you know, well, I guess that's needed.

You know, I didn't know there was such a thing. Well, yeah, in my house, you're just you're screaming and crying from the bathroom and I'm dying. And then, you know, you send somebody in to say, you're not dying. This is natural. Now, let's never talk about it again. I think the first period of the kid was actually more for Brian than it was for the girls. Yeah. No kidding.

It was like a six pack of beer and some earplugs. Or just like teaching him what a period is. So finally we have Leanne. We land on Leanne going over to Stephanie's house. And Stephanie's just gone back from Vietnam where she had some sort of crazy off-camera adventure seeking out Travis's dad and sending him to the hospital. So Stephanie hasn't gone to the grocery store yet and has put out a chip splatter, which I think is totally acceptable. Yeah, I do too. I mean, you could have chips platter for the grocery store. See that you

were there at some point. Here's my problem. It's not the chips. Listen, I've listened to this story about your father in law, not doing it, not taking his medication and being lost somewhere in Thailand. I need that. Yeah, I don't need you eating chips in your living room. Like, what the hell? Why do we not get to see what happened? I mean, like, I have all these visions of like the father in like a temple in the middle of the jungle and like he has like a little army of monkeys and like it has weird makeup on his face and something strange is happening, you know, like that's what I want to see. You feel like picturing Marlon Brando. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I, I want that too.

Like, I get off my long get out of my jungle. Right? I'll take my meds when I want to. He just has a bunch of lockers in the jungle. Yeah, I made up lockers. The family business is, is, is, it's it's that basically it's, he installed lockers in the temple. He's like, now if you're a monk, not only do you get to come to the temple you can store some stuff here too. I got you afraid for my son. Hey make lockers. Uh, so Leanne comes over to Ross Perot. I don't know. I'm just in my grumpy old man mode today.

I've been talking like that all day. Hi. But you know, it would just be so cute to see the dad, you know, like half of his hair up and he's just running around and is underwear. Like, get out of here. It's not anybody to hear, signing. Suring it up.

I'm like, I'm sure people off his little jungle temple that he builds himself. He's like, shotty or jungle temple. So yeah, so the end comes over and she's Stephanie has two large glass doors as her front door. It's like, oh, I can live with these glass doors. I run around naked. Yeah. It is weird having a big glass door. My childhood home, we are front door was glass and When you have a big glass door, you can't pretend that you're not home, you know, you it's hard or it's just a supporter And it's just like it's like you're just like right there, you know, like they see you You see them you see everything one time I walked out to the foyer and actually a deer had wandered up to our front

Stupid was like licking the door or something and it was a deer had wandered up to our front stoop. It was like licking the door or something and it was it startled me. You've never like it was very startled and I have this like I felt like there was a deer in the foyer. It was very scary. This is one of the things that happened last year. I see them all the time out here in Texas. They were in the backyard the other day a little family of deer and I was like this is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life and then Buehler was like I'm gonna murder him. He really never murder or menaces they are menaces. I love deer they're so cute. They are cute but they also like don't follow pedestrian rules they J walk excessively and then they fuck you up your car.

Yeah I've almost had a lot of deerers, or a lot of deers. Lovely flowers. If you spend a lot of time making a nice flower bed, they will eat your flowers. Well, guess what? You're living in their house, not the other way around. And don't you forget it. Well, hmm.

So Stephanie's like, oh, yeah, I think about those doors sometimes as I run around naked. So anyway, just go back from Vietnam. So I can have it with that. Well gets so anyway, just got back from Vietnam. Check out what's that. Check well, you know, we got massages every day because they're so reasonable there. They talk about Travis's dad and he's had a hard time, but okay, let's get to the real issue here.

How are you and clean up? Yeah, like a big old deep breath. I don't want to be the person who gets targeted all the time. It's just not fair and not fun. She sighs. Her mouth is like wide open. Like she's just run a block. You know, it's like, you know, it's a good way to side. Like, uh, just I need a moment to collect my thoughts. You know, what's a good way to side like, uh, just I need a moment to collect my thoughts. You know what's a good way to not get targeted all the time? Uh, don't say racist shit. Don't be racist.

And you won't get targeted all the time. That's how you do it. It's really simple. Yeah. Real simple advice from Ben and Ronnie. Don't say racist. Don't say racist shit. Anyone get targeted all the time.

Yeah. Also don't make racist shit. Hey, I knew I got targeted all the time. Also don't make crazy dresses. That also Also, also targeted all the time, man. Dear, dear, literally targeted. Well, you know what? There's enough for you. Dear. It's called survival of the fittest survival of the fittest. Okay. Oh god, I ate that term because you know, I don't even walk around a block. I don't want to Survival of the fittest. Fuck't want to survive all of the finish. Fuck that. How about survival of the ones that stay inside?

You have different survival techniques. Like you, for instance, if you see that a car is coming, you don't jump out in front of the road. Like Sally Field and soap dish. Okay. You wait for it to pass unlike the deer. Deer. I make fun of it until it leaves me alone. Oh, thanks bullying is a child. I'm like the deer, deer! I make fun of it until it leaves me alone.

Oh, thanks bullying is a child. So, Leann is of course like a victim. You know, it's not prostrating, prostrating yourself all over the house. Across, yeah. And did you like that, Ben? I almost pulled off a big word. You did?

You did. I guess, but an unusual word. It was. It was a really bold moment for Christmas. An exciting time for all of us. Oh, let's come. So Stephanie's like, well, you had every reason to feel the way you did.

However, you have to watch how you react after you're hurt. Because the way you reacted dot, dot, dot, and then we just get a clip of Leon beating her chest at the elevator, slapping herself. Come on, don't you make it strong, make it strong, make it strong, make it strong. Come on, make it. Oh my God. It's not a great, not a great way to channel your emotions, Liam, that's saying racist shit. So she's like, yeah, well, I don't have to explain to the end what she did because she knows.

Okay, now here's something. Guess you do. Sometimes you do. You don't say you said racist shit. You can't do that because it's still like talking around the issue. I love that that's like still like talking around the issue. I love that that's like the big thing at the end. Everyone's realizing they're not the only one that Leana said racist to you.

Yeah, everyone starts talking to each other. You're right because people don't know that because it's obviously Leandre know that what she said was wrong. She thought that she was being like down like like, oh, I can say Mexican because I got Mexican friends and like I'm watching Mexican I'm just like put it out there on phone street, you know, that's sort of like the mentality And so that's why you do need people to be like um no, you can't say that white lady White lady so then over with Carrie and Cameron

Carey's like to get invited for Carrie's party and camera is like um yes, I did um Leon did it. Whoa, wool I'm shocked I am shocked Meanwhile by the way the music choice during the scene while they were talking at lunch was so bizarre I don't know if you if you heard it, but at one point I sort of like was like what is this music? It kind of sounded like you had just turned on super Mario and you hadn't started playing yet You're on like the opening screen. It was like I was like, why is what is this cheerful Super Mario music happening while they're having lunch? They're trying out a lot of different music this year on Dallas. There hasn't really been like one consistent thing. So like let's start with with some least of Andrew front music. Okay, now that doesn't work.

Just pull on some super Mario's. Do we have anything from Luigi's mansion? Anything? That's the next one. It would be great if they played like the Super Mario haunted house theme every time Lee and Kim on screen. every time Leon came on screen. So they're talking about this party that Brandy's having for Bruin and Kerry is like, oh, you know, I just felt like we all had each other's back at the table, but then you started defending Leon. And Cameron's like, well, I felt bad because everyone was destroying her.

And I was like, I can't let her get attacked like that. Like I can't just throw sprinkles on top. I love that even if she's like describing even terrible events by putting sprinkles on it. I know. I like her version of like yelling at someone is in her mind. It's her putting sprinkles on the situation, you know, she's been getting even more delicious.

Also she probably put sprinkles on Leanne. She probably did anyway, like actual sprinkles. Yeah, I found some sprinkles. I just really want to put them in your hair right now. Sparkle sprinkles. So then it cuts back to Leanne and she's like, Kaya was upset because she realized how bad that red line district was and wish she'd never gone, especially after I told her how bad it was and told her that she should wish that she'd never gone. That's what she was upset about. She wasn't upset about my yelling and then it's like a flashback

of Cameron being like, why are you yelling at me all upset? And crying and they're like rocking back and forth on the bed and they have like I tried to tell you I tried. So Stephanie's like, well, Deandra expressed to me that Cam was very heard and upset and Stephanie continues like, well, they felt protective for her and obviously she had those strong opinions or she would have set it down right away and wouldn't have talked to them at all. So I'm not really sure where you're coming from.

So it was ping pong. Ping pong was the greatest I am sick of being attacked over. Ping pong name. By the way, did we even, oh no, that's not, that's not yet. Okay. Okay, never mind. Pretend I, pretend I started something and started stuttering. Okay. It makes the last five seconds. I'm just gonna sing more Super Mario music instead. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, cam, cam, cam, cam, cam, cam, cam, cam, cam cam cam cam so Cameron's like um You know, I think the big picture is that Leanne got so much anxiety That she was losing me as a friend and she just wants like control and she feels like she's losing control Because I'm hanging out with you and losing control of me girl Well, I think she tried to make you feel guilty. I think she did and I felt awful. I felt like a terrible fern and carries like. So, um, yeah, Cameron is still trying to be like, well, you know, the answer bad things,

but, you know, at the same time, the answer to such terrible things about Carrie, like, if I don't tell Carrie this, I'm a deep shit. Like what am I supposed to do now? You know, just keep that secret. Mm hmm. Yeah. And so as Cameron sort of like struggling with this situation, like sort of a moral obligation versus a, you know, desire to sort of just like keep the peace, right?

So then, and then Leanne is because because Steph has been saying that that Cameron was like really rattled by Leanne and that's what she's been telling people. Leanne is trying to like figure out what's going on because she's like well I don't think Cameron's a liar but I've been wrong about people. I mean look at me in Deandra okay look at me and Marie, okay? Look at me in the trolley. I've been wrong. People have trusted. They betrayed me. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brownleur, we will be your resident

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So they go to this place and they're arriving at this cheer talk. We see and Brooklyn's like, come on, bird brain to her mom. They get out of the car. Oh, so the cheer guys like, oh my God, hi, it's me with CC here or say, say, say, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I see I see I see I'm guessing that CC, but I like size. I thought, Sharshar. Can we call it Sharshar? He's like, um, someone has a cheer tryout today.

And it's time for the cheer tryout for Brooklyn. Yeah, because everyone gets placed on a team that some teams are better than others, like some are nationally ranked. And some teams do their cheer by drawing pictures in the corner instead. So she's going for the nationally ranked team, of course. So she's out there on the mat, doing all her moves, flopping around,

jumping in all that stuff, and Brandy's looking on all proud. And Brandy starts reflecting on, you know, how far they've come this year, and it's just like a montage of Brooklyn being awful. Yeah. We're really getting along now, though. Like, we're really like now everything's great.

And, you know, I've really learned that becoming friends with my daughters is really important. Fuck you, mom. Okay, that was so... There's not going to be any easy wrap up to this storyline. Nope. Definitely not. So yeah, Brandy is trying to convince us that true leading has brought them together, although there's truly no evidence of that whatsoever. And yes, Brooklyn's trying out and she, like there's like a moment where where Siyi takes out her And it's like, okay, now we're gonna record it. And, oh, I did that thing again. I hit my microphone and did you hear it?

Yeah. That's the sound that Brooklyn made when she was on camera. She fell over. Oh, that was the sound of Leanne and in the bowl therapy. Oh, but in the end, she did well. And Brandy is like,

I've learned that you just have to pick your and choose your battles and I have two more to go. Oh shit. Oh shit. So the size, size, like, are you excited, Brooklyn? Are you excited? And Brooklyn just stares at her and walks away. And now the guy goes, she seems pumped. I think she's pumped. Yeah, not sure about that. So now that's our super Yeah, not sure about that. So now it's up for super fascinating scene over at Jose Restaurant. Jose Restaurant. Yes, this this episode is really hitting the point home because everybody from now on goes to Mexican restaurants.

That's true. Then we're going to get the Android theater Mexican. That's true. Wow, they're really, they're just really laying it on it on it really sure they're really drawing lines in the sand So this time it's Carrie and Eduardo you know Couple of the year getting dinner and Carrie's like look. This is my website, which I'm really excited about he's like Mm-hmm. Wow scrolls great

Wow, you can click things on that really impressive work. Thank you, Wordpress. So she's like, it's important to me to have my independence. He's like, I know, can we order? So they order and say, but I want independence. And then he tells us he's never had the problem of not being vulnerable and being out of power in a financial situation. He's in general not very empathetic.

He's basically a couple. He's so awkward to watch this couple. Not awkward, just gross. I don't want to watch him. Pleasant, uninteresting. Yeah, I'm pleasant. He's basically so caring because they have some pattern. They talk about how they should be speaking Spanish at home more, etc. And he's like listen

I know you're doing this whole ridiculous necklace line because you want to have financial independence But are you doing it because you want financial independence or do you just want to you want to be fulfilled also basically what I'm saying is Your necklaces are shit and I can't imagine that anyone would be passionate about these sort of necklaces So are you really getting any sort of fulfillment off this or is it just some sort of attempt to earn money? Because otherwise we can like find like, you can drive Uber. You can drive Uber if you want. That's cool.

Yeah. He's like, hobby basically. And Kerry is saying, well, it's a combination because it kills her to feel so vulnerable. It's such a vulnerable place to be and not to have security. Okay, listen, you married a guy with an iron clad contract. You married a rich guy. Yeah, it's not like you're talking to some poor guy that you married just out of your love or whatever. You married some loaded dude with a loaded family. Who made you sign a prenup? Now, do I blame you for trying to get money now? Not really. Yeah, so why am I mad? I don't really know, but it's very hard to be on her side in this because she's just But she's forcing us to be a jewelry story on us. It's the jewelry story like watching her

It's like giving me memories of Kelly Benson moment her owl jewelry as she ran down fifth avenue the point is That also like you're in it together. Like theoretically, you guys you're married. It's like it's his money is your money, et cetera, et cetera. Like be part of it. Like focus. If your marriage is good, you don't have to worry about financial independence right now, you know. So work on that. Well, that's the thing. What if it's not good? What if he keeps his eyes to leave? And then yeah, and then she's nothing, which is what she says now. She's like, well, how do you feel,

you know, how would you feel off the house and the money and everything was in your name? And then we had a fight and then I had everything. You wouldn't like that. No, but he would also, you would have had that money to start with. I feel like there are, I feel like there are better building blocks that she can pursue. If she if she really really really wants to be financially independent And like the jewelry thing is nice and it could turn it to something she's apparently still selling those in trunk shows or she could um Like go back to school take some classes and like like Like put herself on a career track that works also and maybe might

Have better dividends. I don't know. I don't know. Well, he's like, the house is, he's like, I can't just put your hat in your name on the house because it's in the trust. And so I can't do that. But how about this? How about this? I will get an investment property or something.

And then you could have your name on that. Yeah. And so she psyched now because she got something, right? So they high five and agree to get along. And then the producer tells her, so do you think you and your husband are going to spend the rest of your lives together? And she's like, no idea. If he can give me a little security, if not, I have to move on. Okay. Yeah. So if he pays you, you'll stay with him. She basically saying, like the most, there's a least romantic shit I've ever seen. And that's

saying something on Bravo. Yeah. She literally is saying that she needs money to stay, which is crazy. So now we go to Rafa's Cafe, Mexicana, which by the way, next time we're in Dallas, I want to go there. I just just based on the decor. I was like, I feel like it looks like great text, Max. It's like, it's like, that looks like my case, so dreams are coming through there. And this is where Deandra and D are meeting up for one final mother daughter scene for the season. Mama D is wearing her most formal Mima jacket. It's like a black

in white star is half black and white stripe and half like a white and black stripe or whatever. And they're like kind of coming in. It's got that like power me, my color just got it's got a power, me, my wig on, I mean. It's super, yeah, like it's just the most power, me, my, I should, and those stripes that like the, like, has one half was like a white jacket with like black stripes, the other half was like a black jacket with white stripes. It was almost, and the stripes were going

in different directions. It was like, it seemed like something that was stolen from the wardrobe department in like a 1988 music video for like Amy Grant as she was trying to go from Christian music Like you know, it was like it was like when Amy Grant trying to go from Christian to pop And so she like miscalibrates like how like how mainstream she's supposed to be so she suddenly turns out in like a crazy blazer with lots of stripes And then she like meets mama D later on on the Christian music circuit and it's like here I want you to have this this is from when I tried to be pop in 1988

So mama D. Where is that whenever she wants to be more powerful? Yeah, I feel like the story right after she had fallen right after she had this was after Amy grand had her first breakout success with Peter satara next time I fall in love and then she tried to release a new pop song called Walking Around the Corner. Didn't really didn't really chart. Wasn't until baby baby. Amy Grand has song called Walking Around the Corner. Like, because I'm walking around the corner trying to find my love.

You know, so these like, oh, you smell good too honey. Now I need to start drinking with my daughter. But this is my daughter, Deandra. So, how sad could you get nachos or something? Get nachos. I want to start drinking with my daughter. My name's Robert, but okay. Deandra, you just smell so good.

Is that the smell of fresh doughnuts? That's, you've been at Krispy Kreme again. I can smell it on your clothes. Just smells lovely. Well, the end and I didn't end on a good, dent mother. Well, I don't know if you'll be able to recendle that. It's like marrying a poor person.

You just cut them and let them loose. Right. Also, can we talk about Deandraels Eurings they look like? They were stolen from an exhibit at the Boston Science Museum. I mean, I don't know what was going on with them. Dandra is loving gigantic terrifying earrings. She's had an entire two seasons, three seasons

of just gigantic terrifying monstrous earrings. Huge. Like, they were like these big pink balls that were like, but they were like, they were not ball, like there were like solid balls, they were like ball cages. Like maybe there was a bell in them or a little animal. I don't know what it was. Well, it's like when got, when like a stereotypical guy

is feeling insecure and he gets really big wheels on his car, that's like what Deandra is doing, you know, she's like, I'm right, I at my ears. I got you doing cute. So, um, so Deandra showed, uh, uh, so Deandra's like telling her mom how she showed Travis the new website for, uh, the company. Big, big episode for new websites, by the way. Big, huge. Yeah, the internet is finally hit Dallas y'all and Wow, she's like those free themes are taken over. Yeah, mom, but he's like, oh, yeah, this is this is nice It's much more updated. I like how you got rid of those those JPEGs that would fill in first black and white and then like a line of color

And then a lot more of color and then a lot more color. I like what you've done now Just how she says it. She's like, yeah, much more updated. It's like, oh, I love the disapproval while she's eating the nachos. Like this begins these nacho passive aggression. That's so fun. And then we see a clip of the meeting with Travis and Travis. And Deandra showing him the website. She says, did you see that best sellers are on the front page?

Did you see it? That sellers on the front page. He's like, yeah, great. Glad you finally figured out some basics of marketing. Anyway, I gotta go find my dad in the temple and be a nom. Talk to you later. He has some really good, like Dr. Philly type advice.

He's like, you only sell what sales? What's your thought was very, you know, deep and apt. He's like, listen, one more note, I think that maybe the sites come a long way, but maybe you might want to get rid of that HTML text that just flashes different colors. I don't think you need that anymore. So she is telling the address telling us that she took his advice, she let people go, she reduced her salary, you know, she has outgore in her office now.

And the Andrews like, well, when do you feel like this will, when do you think these changes will affect the company actually start making any kind of difference to any? Yeah. And the Andrews like, well, mother, it'll take, it's taking a term for the better. And we're not there yet, but it's gonna be, it's gonna be happening in the next few months. Apparently, mother, and she's like, mm-hmm, and she goes, you know, mother, I was angry. I was really hurt. My feelings were hurt. I was thinking to myself, like, why would my mom do this to me? Why would she set me up to fail? Mother, like, why would you do this to me? But I'm over that. I don't, I don't

feel that way, mother. I, I don't feel like you specifically set me up to fail. I know you would never do that. You would never ever ever do that, right, mother? And they're just like, custody, just eating a nacho chip. Like, I will not answer this question. Right. Yes. This nacho scene was amazing. Like, I'm so hurt, mother. I'm just putting huge sounds in my brother brother-in-law was like the fully team really worked hard on this episode. Yeah. That's like, I got to 2D.

This is like my mother did this to me. Why would she send me up to fail? I mean, I felt like you could have given me a loan from the trust. I don't think I'm gonna see two. She's like, we've talked about this before, Dantra. I'm almost 79 years old. There might be a day when I have to have some care at home and that's expensive She's like oh mother I understand but just plenty of money for you to have care and give me a month I'll totally pay you back for mother

This was the most menacing Not so chip this was more menacing than Merrill Street chewing ice in the manchurian candidate. Oh that was a good movie. It's really good. So Tandra is like she's always coming up with excuses. She just said want to give me money. Yes and that is her goddamn right. Go make some goddamn money. Yeah once you know go do something on your own. Yeah exactly and so now Deandra who doesn't ever want to be a victim, starts doing this whole thing of, I just want you to be proud of me.

And if this sings or swims, I mean, I just want to be the good little girl you want to be. I never really feel that way. And I don't want you to come to me and say, I told you so. And Mama Dea goes, Deandra, I would never, ever do that. You know, I would never say I told you so. I'll just eat a chip real slowly and let that convey the point for me.

It's like, well, I have the bottom line is I am so proud of you. I'm not really sure of for what yet, but I'm sure you'll get me symptoms soon. I can't believe you've accomplished what you have, which is nothing. And I would never change a thing about you at all. I mean, maybe don't eat so many donuts. Man, it makes me wonder how much money would be in the company coffers. If it was so much of it, weren't sent to Krispy Kreme. Am I right? Everyone in my right Jose? My daughter loves the donut.

Oh, good. My mom I ride everyone in my ride Jose my daughter loves a donut. Oh Good so she's just like laughing at her donut Joe. Containers like, huh Larry's mother. Yeah, so then Deandra's like well When I become a self-made millionaire and my mother asked me for a loan. Well, I'm just gonna say enjoy social security bitch I laugh because I don't want to cry Now listen, honey. maybe you haven't arrived, but you're close to someone who has arrived, so enjoy your seat. You know what you are, honey? You're lucky. You know what you call an Uber?

One of those Uber's and it says Uber's two minutes away, but it's been like 10 minutes and you're still only two minutes away. It's like you're arriving. You're arriving. Not sure if you ever will arrive, but you're arriving. So I think that's good. Right, honey? As long as I can keep from my health, Sandra, I'd love for us to travel again. Now I have the assets to do that. Like, no, you don't have the assets. Another, you have to have nursing home. So

I guess you can't travel now unless you're going to give up your nursing home, because God forbid you give up anything. God dammit. Geez. She did kind of make some money though. She did kind of catch her mom in that one. That. I'm saying, well, I don't have money. I have to save my money for, you know, for elderly care. By the way, let's go traveling.

Yeah, well, that's better than giving it to Dan, bro, for nothing, just to sit down the drain. Absolutely. And then guess what? Guess how mom, mom mama D ends it? With a big swallow of a nacho. Yeah, big nacho. Great work.

Great work this season, mama D. Great work. Great work, standing applause. So now we go over to people getting ready for this brewing party that's going to be happening. I'll tell you what's brewing controversy. So Stephanie's getting her hair done. And Cameron and Quarer are getting dressed. to be happy. I'll tell you what's brewing controversy. So Stephanie's getting her hair done.

And Cameron and Quarer are getting dressed and Cameron's like really nervous about tonight's party because all the races shit that Liam said. So she sits down, Quarer, and starts telling him basically what Liam said. Yeah, she's like, um, I think it's because she can't have control of me and she has anxiety. And he's like, well, what's her issue with Kerry? She's like, well, she never liked her. And she said comments about her. And I was pretended that I didn't hear them.

Like she called her a seaworthy once. And another time she called her a chirping Mexican. He's like, uh, like his jaw drops on the ground. And she's like, it was sort of racist. He's like, uh, I can't believe this is, this is why I didn't want you to be on the real ass lives. So he's like, you can't tolerate racism. And so Cameron is now struggling.

There's even more like, do I tell Carrie? She's like a newer friend, but like, you know, and I want to keep the peace, but like, I don't want to be a bad friend and etc. etc. So Courtney, I've been to also see some finale day. Yeah. Like let's do this. I just don't understand how not one person said you can't say that. Yeah, you can't say that on to television. You can't say that just in general. No, I know. You can't say that. Pun with the Nickelodeon show. Uh, yeah, sorry, I wasn't saying that.

I wasn't limiting it. No, I was just, sorry, I didn't know my, my, my, my, my, I take a pun wherever I can get it. I was like, we're talking about racism. Great. I need to make a Nickelodeon pun. Uh, I double dare Leanne to clean up her act. Anyway, so, uh, yeah,. Anyway, so I keep saying Courtney.

Courtney basically tells Cam to be honest and like saying that, you know, if there was something that was, if there was a wrong that's been done, you have to come clean with it. So yeah. So then we got a Bruins Forever family party and the song's like,

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She's like, okay. Come back in. come back in. Runes like a little man. He reminds me of the dad from just the 10 of us. I feel like he looks like he's, you know what's some babies look like, little men or little women. They look like like adults, but in baby form.

That's what Bruno is. He just was like walking around like, I have a file for you, mister. He's like, I got a suit in that. Like one of those little eye glass things. He's like, he's like, a big boss you, Mr. He's like a got a suit and like one of those little eye glass things. Yeah, he's like a big boss baby. Yeah.

Uh, so all the ladies start arriving and Leanne's like, Oh, look at Coach. Oh, look. These are for the girls brought him a little gift and their little paddles, which I don't even know which is. I think they're those paddles that have a ball taped to them, like a ball on a rubber string. I think that's what they are, but I never saw the actual ball part. Yeah, I feel like Leanne stopped at the Dollar Tree and was like, I don't know, I got six dollars. What can I do? Those look cool. I'll take those. Then she

just is like, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna sell it. I'm gonna make it work. I'm gonna make it work. And she's like, here's some generic paddles. Yeah, and Brian is like, awkward, we just had a ping pong event in Thailand. She's like, nothing about these, I ping pong to me, nothing. Like they are literal ping pong pass. So, she's like, she's like, she's hauling in like a table tennis table. She's like, all right, I brought this for fun. Oh, is this have to do with ping pong, all right, I brought this for fun. Oh, was this

have to do with ping pong? I mean, nothing about this said ping pong. I was thinking this is a place of server derves. So, um, uh, so, so, so, Jeremy and Deandra arrive and Leanne's like sitting with Stephanie and she's like, I just really want the group to have fun. That's all I want. I want another. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yeah. Deandra walks by and Lee and just, hello, hello, like well, so much for maintaining that mandate for more than two seconds. I've wanted the group to have fun. She just didn't get to finish her sentence. I just want this group to have fun and stop making fun of.

So then Cameron is driving to pick up Carrie and her husband are going to double date to the party. Yeah. So court climbs to the way back. I'm never see it because that's always what the youngest has to do. You know, the littlest one in the car always has to go to the way back. I've never seen someone clamor for the way back as fast as court. He's like, oh, we're here. Okay. I'll just like it's something a dust cloud and he's just in the back So they're dry they're driving them. They pick them up and she's telling Carrie. I'm feeling good But I've had something hanging over my head And it's not the hat that I wore as part of my sexy flapper costume, okay? I wasn't really honest with you and I need to be honest with you right now, okay? You know when you asked me if Leon had spoken bad about you, I didn't want you to get hurt. And you know, the thing that she said, she called you the seaworth. Okay. And I'm not okay with that word.

I don't want to even repeat the word. Okay. Seaworth. She called you the seaworth. And Carrie's like, oh, I'm not surprised and it's like well, but then I didn't even want to repeat the word So I just wanted to turn myself in cuz we're good friends and I have to be honest I'm sick thank you for being honest like and courted in the back is like that's not the whole truth Honey, can you pass me my juice box. Thank you buddy. Go stop. Can you pass me my juice box? Thank you.

Something else. She called you at Sharpie Mexican. Then she made an impression and she said one time, I'm gonna be powerful Mexican. I'm the way she does the boys. She doesn't like a cute little girl. I'm gonna be powerful Mexican. At least she didn't say FN. Am I right? And then so Kerry, of course, is like, if she really has this big heart, she wouldn't be prejudiced about anybody. Can't argue with that. Yeah, she's like, I don't like her and I don't connect with her. Okay, I will admit that at front, but that shit is just racist. Yeah. And so Edward was like, I have one thing to say remember the alamo

It's just a pause and Cameron goes did you get it? Quarer? He's like yeah I'm sorry Eduardo, but we actually don't take rental cars Well see all my oh Well see all am all okay. How's the all my is and they're like, oh, you know, just saying all the Mexicans are cut You better watch out the Mexicans will come together Yeah, but What's the all mall?

So then later Brandy gives her speech like thank you journey journey journey journey journey journey And then we get Brandy's kind of end of the season clip journey, journey, journey. And then we get Brandy's kind of end of the season clip. And I just wrote, didn't the storyline end already? Like enough. Like how many times? Congratulations. Yeah, how many times does Brandy have to make a speech about Bruno

and also, by the way? OK, it's bad enough that he dragged all these people to a birthday, a sort of birthday party for a one-year-old. I'm like, generally opposed to those, because I'm like, it's really more about the parents at that point. Of course, I say that as someone who loves to have parties for myself. But the point is this, stop having speeches. I've had enough. Yeah. So now it's done, done, done, done. So, Carrie and Camenter and Leanne, it's like Leanne sense is it's like, where's Camerine? I haven't seen my friend Camerine. She's the tall one.

Really tall. Super tall. Super tall one. Probably hit her head on the lap. Where is she? Cameron. Cameron. So Cameron has, uh, Cameron has, like, gone herself in Margarita.

Oh, Cammy! Cammy! Did you get a jalapeno? You got a jalapeno? All Cammy? Huh? I'm like, you know what? If you're saying jalapeno, that's really not going to work well for your defense later on. Like, oh, no Mexicans. I'm like, you know what, if you're saying Halapina, that's really not gonna work well for your defense later on.

Like, oh, no Mexicans, I'm like, they're saying Halapina. Oh, geez. So Brandi is talking to Gary. Halapino does not run with Sabrina, okay? Yeah, Halapina. Halapina. So Brandi is talking to Carrie and the girls, but Cam is taking Leana's side to talk.

So they go talk and she's like, um, well, one thing I need to get off my chest is, you know, I talk, you know, look, we talked about Kerry, right? And I know that you didn't talk about her in a positive way. And I want to go down. I don't know what I was about. Mm-hmm, not a roast. But I want you to explain to me why on earth you said she's a chirpy Mexican. And she puts it in quotation marks. Mark.

I don't recall saying chirpy because that's not a word I normally use like if I see a bird I say look at that squawking bird or look at that tweeting bird but I do not say chirpy. Nope, not chirpy. Don't even know what it means to be honest. What does chirping mean? Is that a top of chair? I don't know I love that that's what she's hung up on the work. Sure. Yeah, that's where she that's where she has like a that's where she's that's where she's I would never say Charpie like I work using you of racism right now. Could you focus?

I then, of course, I'm immediately cut to the little trophy Mexican has to have her way. Never used to. And she goes, well, she does talk a lot. I mean, I didn't use that word, but she does talk a lot. I mean, did I possibly say Furby? Because that sounds sort of like Sharpie was not talking about furbies because I do like a Furby. But you also refer to her as a big, big, powerful Mexican. Like she does the cute voice again. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, nope, don't remember. I don't use the

word big. So that doesn't sound like I would say that. Doesn't sound like I would call her a bigger powerful. So I don't, yeah, I think here's three words that I famously never used. Chirpy, big and powerful. So everything you've said so far clearly wasn't me. Cut to you. Yeah, screaming big powerful Mexican and then making her jack off for her jack off. Yeah. I was saying I'm walking away.

So Cameron goes, you don't think that's offensive? Chirpy Mexican. No. She's like, no, don't think that's offensive? Chirpy Mexican? No? She's like, no. Don't remember that. Don't remember. Don't, I don't even know what offensive means to be honest. So don't use chirpy, don't use big, don't use powerful, don't know what offensive means.

I don't know what offensive means. So then Carrie is over talking to the other girls and she's like, yeah, I was having a talk with Cameron and apparently she was saying bad things about being Mexican and the girls are like, what? They're like, what? Oh, yeah, she actually said the same to me to what? So then, um, so Leanne's like, well, as she said anything about me as if that's somehow to justify calling Carrie a chirping Mexican and Cameron's like, um, she said, you're controlling on that. You know, it sounds like her.

Sounds like her chirping. Turpin. Turpin. I mean, I only say that word now because you put it in my head. But otherwise, I learned that word. Learn that word just now. Do a lingo. I've been taking do a lingo with kids. Do a camo.

Big powerful and chirpy. That's what I'm going to call it from now on. Thanks for the tip. So at this point, I think brandy senses that shit's about to go down because she literally sends all the little girls out of the party. She's like, okay, bye, bye, bye, go home, go home, go home. It's about to get bad. Yeah, we've about to fly. Get the kids out of here. Yeah. So Stephanie is telling Carrie, yeah, well, after Tandra's dress incident, she called you Mexican.

And then we get a clip of her beating her chest again, you know, saying, what was it? This, what was it at this one? It was like, she was a big, strong Mexican or whatever. Come up me or like she starts slapping her is like, just another. Just it's like, it's sort of sad that we have to be like, oh, the time when she was racist at the elevator, not the time she was racist with Kevin. I know.

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, we need a, yeah, we need like a chart to keep track of racism, which part, which parts she was racist at. So Stephanie's like, I thought it was a heat of the moment thing. I had no idea she said that to Cameron too. It's like, yeah, and now that's two of you who didn't say something in the moment like, you don't say that. Who how could you shut up? Yeah. Say that. My God. So, but at the time, Stephanie was

like, I'm not saying shit to her because I want to live right now. So I'm also, by the way, I'm like, you know, here, I will give like a small defense of Stephanie sometimes when people out of left field say some crazy shit Like it is so shocking you don't even know what to do You're like like and then in retrospect you say oh my god I wish I had said something and that doesn't take and I so sometimes I feel like if people don't always say something at that right moment That doesn't, I don't think that's always an indictment on them because People are wired differently and some people when something happens they know immediately like stop it

Don't say that and some people are so shocked by it that they're just Frozen but the good but what but the I'm not gonna coastline that only because when my friends say some stupid shit And when I say some stupid shit, let's not pretend like I have the nicest mouth of all time I say stupid shit all the time not racist shit, but whenever I say stupid shit my friends are like no No, you don't say that no Well, I had an I had a situation with me where I had someone said something racist and I did it where I had someone said something racist and I did it blindsided me so much that I was just like shocked. I like literally didn't know what to do. I was like I cannot believe this and I was just like

and then and it was like a big deal. It was a big deal for me and you know and that like it actually really like weighed heavily on me for a while that I didn't say anything but I was so shocked and I talked to some other people and like people have different responses and the thing is that that's also like a survival, what I've learned is that there's also like a survival response which is that like like you shut down because you're like this is it's actually the way like you are processing in that moment. But I'm giving you a huge butt on this. I've learned from that, you know, because like it happened, it happened to me and I froze because I'd never been in a situation

where someone just fully said something racist. And I froze because I hadn't been in a situation like that before. But now I have. And now I feel very confident going forward if someone were to say some racist shit to me that I would, for sure, say something. But I think, I don't think it's a given that the first time that you encounter someone saying some racist shit that you just immediately pop off. Like I think it's like it can be like exceedingly jarring, you know? Yeah.

So I'm just, I'm not some necessarily saying, you know, Stephanie gets a pass. But I just want like we're saying, like you should say something, you should say something. I'm just saying, sort of saying for those people who have encountered shit because the same goes for people who want the receiving end of the racism like You know, I'm just saying like you know Like if that happens to you like if you froze I feel like learn from it But like I'm not gonna necessarily shame someone cuz they froze cuz they were in such a shock

Okay I'm not saying yeah, you don't have to agree got it James someone because they froze because they were in such a shock. Okay. I'm not saying. Yeah. You don't have to. Got it. Got it. Got it.

Got it. So next up, let's see. So we're cutting back and forth between these two conversations, right? And so she's like, yeah, I had no idea. She said that to camera too. And Carrie's like, well, what do you think of that? And she's like, I think it's bullshit. That's what I think. She's like, okay. So then we go back to Cameron and um, Cameron's like, um, I think that maybe you're

dealing with issues of me getting close to Carrie and Lee is like, no, no, no, no, don't bother me. Generally, don't bother me. Don't bother me. Don't bother me at all. And then Clip, the editors just have these Clips armed and ready to go. Yeah. And it's Lee Angkor. Well, Carrie, I think that Carrie has muted Cameron's empathy button towards me. Yeah. It's like, you're clearly not bothered at all, Lee, and not not at all.

Yeah. So then Carrie is back with Carrie. Carrie is like, well, camera wasn't happy about it. And Dan just like, well, you're, you're kidding me. Cameron didn't have her back. I do not believe it. I do not believe it. So they see that Cameron and, uh, Leon are talking, right? So they're going to come over in just a second. But right now, Leon's like, well, do you think I'll manipulate you,

Cameron? I'm like, no, I'm not afraid of you. And if anyone should be afraid, you should be afraid of me. Yeah. Dun, dun, dun. And Leanne starts like sort of smiling, like, oh, really? I should be afraid of you. What are you going to do to me? It was like sort of oddly sexual, you know? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, she like slinks back. So you can do to me. And Cameron's like, you should. Yeah, you can do to me and Cameras like um you should and I just want you to know that you should have you met Jimmy Jimmy can bring when you're alive. I think that was the implication like I'm richer than you So liens like I don't know who this camera is who's speaking is someone up your someone's hand up your ass while you're speaking because it don't sound like you Like I think it sounds pretty much like Cameron. Yeah, so then Carrie comes over and Leanne's like, oh, Carrie, because Carrie sits way far away from Leanne, kind of a cross from her, but across from a table.

And so Leanne's like, you want to come closer so I can hear you? She's, no, I think I've heard enough tonight, Leanne. Yeah. It's like really? Because she's telling me what you said about me. Like, oh, gosh. Like, Leanne, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, Leanne.

This is not about that carrier called you controlling your manipulative. That's not the big offense here, OK? You know? And Cameron's like, yeah, I said that you said that she's controlling. And he's like, yeah, but I told you that to your face. And Leanne goes, yeah, yeah. that you said that she's controlling. And he's like, yeah, but I told you that to your face. And then he goes, yeah, yeah.

Like doing an aggressive agreement. What is your angle here, Leanne? Where is she? And she goes, you didn't call me a seaworth to my face and Leanne just shrugs like an aggressive drag. Oh, well, I did call you a seaworth. Oh, well. And she goes, you didn't tell me things about me being Mexican

to my face. And Liam's like, well, just so you know, I'm with the Mexican family. And she's like, oh, here we go. It's all about Leanne now. We're not talking about you right now. We're talking about what you said about me. If you're being accused of saying derogatory things, here's just a little hint. Don't defend yourself by starting with just so you know, it's just not going to end. It will never end well. And maybe don't bring up like, I have black friends. I have Mexican friends in the family.

I can eat a jalapeno. I mean, my god. Yeah. So, it's like, okay, you're good. And she goes, own your shit. She goes, I did just own it. She goes, so you did call me that. like uh okay owner I'll call you that I'll call you that and then 10 minutes earlier Lee ain't going I don't remember that I don't know what's up with you I don't know I've never worked you that word before so carry is like so you said it and Lee I'm just talking like trauma trauma I'm like Lee on this is see this is how you don't save yourself. This is exactly how you ruin yourself because you're not coming from a place of like, if you were not being racist, you say, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I did not, like you immediately come off, you come from a place of humble apology. Like that's the, like, it's like, oh, you know what? You drive me nuts, you drive me crazy. I think you're awful, but I would not cross that line. I'm so sorry. I did not mean it that way, but she doesn't. And that's fucked up.

Yes. And she's like, then she makes it even worse. OK. I mean, this episode is really, this episode could have changed everything. She could have made this not probably not right, but she could have helped herself in some way. At least kind of semi-smoothed over. But instead, she pulls a lian and just throws a bomb into the middle of it and makes it 10 times worse. She goes, she's telling us, she goes,

I don't care that you're Mexican. I've slept with plenty of Mexicans, by the way. Ha, fucking lovers, okay. I'm not, I mean, really? You fucked a lot of Mexican, so it's okay. Well, I'm not calling you Mexican as the negative. You're barking up the wrong tree. Been there, sat Julio Eglaceus's lap. Yeah, I don't think that Julio Eglaceus is even Mexican. I'm just like, she almost, I was like, there was almost like lemur of hope for her

when she was like, I don't think Mexican is negative. I don't think being Mexican is negative. You know, like, she was, she was almost trying to lay out a case of like, there was almost like lemur of hope for her when she was like, I don't think Mexican is negative. I don't think being Mexican is negative. You know, like, she was, she was almost trying to lay out a case of like, I wasn't being racist because I don't think there's anything inherently wrong. Like, I was like, you know, she was almost doing that. And then she goes, I sat in Helio Gues, this is lap. Oh, like, what? This is a, this is a really good episode for people to learn how not to

like, like handle themselves in a, in a sensitive situation. I just cannot believe she won up to the, I have Mexican friends, you know, I've fucked a lot of Mexicans like really. Yeah. Oh my God. So Carrie is flabbergasted. Oh my God. So Carrie is flabbergasted. She's like, I mean, like, she's like,

I don't even know what to say to this. You know, this is completely kukutown. So the other girls come over and the staff's like, what's up? And Carrie said, not only stuff, it's like, that's what's up. And she's like, I did just own it, I said it. Okay.

Now I don't remember saying it, but I guess I said it, I said it, but I don't remember saying I don't remember saying I don't remember I said it. So there, what are you gonna do? Yeah. So, you know, Deandra, by the way, is like loving this. You know, she's like, oh, good. The end is in the hot sea. I think that Deandra is also outraged like legitimately outraged too. I'm not taking that away. But I I think she's like well, this is great. This gives me a chance to go after Leanne also and so she comes over And she's like did you not feel bad when you called her a Mexican you preach equal rats for all but you know what though? She's right. She's right Yeah, and Lee I'm like you want to you want to talk you want to keep talking she said she had a super power She's Mexican so I was just repeating it. Yeah, and uh, no, I said I could drink because I'm a Mexican. And so I guess so I just use that.

And we see a flashback of Kerry saying like drink the water because I know you're not Mexican like me. So you can't handle a lot of alcohol. Um, so Leon's like, I used a word that you used. Like, but she's Mexican and she can say that in your way. And what is what Cameron says? Yeah. She's like, well, I think she can say it because she's Mexican and she can say that in your way. Which is what Cameron says. Yeah, she's like, well, I think she can say it

because she is Mexican. And Dan just like in today's climate, you can't say that. She goes, well, today's climate, you can't say someone's husband is cheating on you when you have no evidence. And at this point, you just know that Leanne is just freaking out, like internally freaking out. Because this is make this doesn't even make you need to amson. Well, I also like that at this point, they're so used to Leandra saying crazy stuff that

it doesn't even phase Deandra. She just like, she was called a Mexican and she thought it was derogatory. So like Deandra's not even phased with like, like, like, Leandra tried to like change it to about like, like, you said my husband was cheating and the interjust is not even involved with the bait anymore. She's just like, whatever we're going to say on this that you were a derogatory towards Mexicans. Yeah. And Leanne's like, well, I mean, I called her a Mexican, but I called her a Mexican with derogatory

words in it, but the Mexican part wasn't the derogatory part. Who's the other part? It just laughs. She's like, that's bullshit. I'm sorry, that's bullshit. Uh, in your, she as well, it's everyone in the country is opinionally and for God, it's sake mother. I mean, it was pretty astounding to watch.

Yeah. Like, truly, just like not completely not getting it or if you are getting it, you're just going to completely ignore it and say you don't remember. I mean, yeah. So, Kerry's like, that defense has worked in a lot of housewives arguments, but it's not gonna, you cannot pull into rented defense right now.

Yeah. So, Kerry has left now to like, get some shots deservedly so. And she's like, did you notice that she didn't even say I'm sorry? Which is true. I mean, I mean, I just like, there's so many, like, so many unforced errors, right? Like, like, like, you know, you said these things, you're being confronted with them.

Like you even had the advantage of camera and coming to you ahead of time to give you a heads up to be like just so you know You said this stuff ends out there. So you better start like you know preparing yourself And she still didn't come from like a humble Understanding compassionate place, you know, it's like man. Yeah, and so Dan So the girls one by one are just leaving Leon sitting there, right? Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm out of here So it's now just Leon in camera again. And Leon, Leon, it's like right when the right one she could just say anything

else. I mean, anything else like, do you know where do you know how airplanes began? I mean, she could have said anything else. Like I got a capsule. She's got peppers or beans. Yeah. Yeah. Our blog.

I locked in for like literally and say, say anything anything. I love kitchen magnets like anything else. She goes I didn't mean Mexican in a derogatory way or I wouldn't speak Mexican. Like I don't even know what that even means, but I'm just like just stop saying Mexican. Stop it. I think she was saying I didn't I why would I speak Spanish if I didn't like Mexicans. That's how I took it, but she's not even saying speaking Spanish. She's saying I didn't I Why would I speak Spanish if I didn't like Mexicans? That's how I took it But she's not even saying speaking Spanish. She's saying speaking Mexican. I'm like, oh my god Jesus Christ and cam just gives her a face that just like So camera it's just like mmm. I'm gonna purse my lips as hard as possible and give you the I'm gonna not it at you very hard right now. I'm nodding my head very hard, tilted

to the side right now. Yeah. I actually almost feel like Leanne needed Kerry Duber to be in there to be like, let me translate to you, Leanne, what you should be saying, because you are not getting it. And I'm actually surprised that Kerry Duber wasn't at the finale party. Yeah, I was too, because they've been bringing her in. Yeah. So the producers are asking the ladies if they think that Leana's racist. So is she racist? And Brandy's like, um, I don't like it's awkward even answering that. And Stephanie says, I don't think she's racist, but she says really dumb shit. Yeah. And Carrie, of course, is like, uh, she's not that ignorant.

She has to be racist. Right. And the intro says, what, what you say is who you are. Mm-hmm. So for instance, I must be a donut, okay? Um, and then Cameron's like, Leanne is not a racist. I know she's not, but I know she did not use her words properly.

And she has to fix that. Yeah, and then Leanne is like, um, with me using the word Mexican. Oh, yes, I did use that word, but I'm not a racist. Okay, I'm not going to own that I'm racist. That is ridiculous. Oh, she's telling Cameron that. Yeah. So then court comes over.

He's like, um, hi, Leanne, you look beautiful. Um, love the hood. Cameron, I'm going to need you over here because the lady from wardrobe is Yeah. So then court comes to every side. Highly and you look beautiful. Love the hood. Cameron, I'm gonna need you over here because the lady from Wardrobe is here. So I need you to. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll be right back.

And so then court takes her away and she's like, where's the wardrobe lady? Where is she? She's like, no, I just had to get you away from her because the racist shit that she said, you can't be around her. Yeah. But Cameron's still like, like, sincerely looking for the wardrobe lady. Yeah.

So then Cameron is like, um, she was concerned about my reputation. Hello reality check. She should be concerned with her own. And that. So Leanne pulls, Carrie aside. It's clearly now she's ready to apologize. And uh, what are the odds that Leanne bung Kerry aside. Clearly now she's ready to apologize. And what are the odds that Leanne bundles this one? Here we go.

So I'm already at this point, like watching from behind the pillow, like this is gonna be so awkward. And she goes, Kerry, if that word Mexican offense you, so already she's failed. She's already failed out the gate. If that word Mexican offense you you I will never use it again

I never meant it to rockatory and I apologize if That hurts you also never heard the word chirping before so don't know where that came into the mix But you know, just take care of everything right now. Sorry. I called you big and powerful That if that offense you yeah, I think here's like oh thanks for the apology But I feel like you're probably being forced to say this right now I'm like, oh don't twist it don't twist it. Yeah, you're not forced Yes, you are I just can't believe how badly this unfolds So the I got this every step of the way it was so bad. It was almost funny

It was like wow, this is just like it's like shocking. So then Leon's like Here's the thing. I don't think of it as an offensive word. I'm like, well, I'm glad you don't think of it as offensive Liam, but that's not the point. It's not about you right now It's not about what like it's like take a note. They're saying it's offensive So don't like dig in your heels be like, oh, I didn't realize that it was offensive and I'm sorry that it hurts you I'm going to do better. I don't expect you to forgive me right now, but I'm going to start showing you that I will be better. And I am terribly, terribly sorry that that's the sort of you. And I'll never do that again.

So Kerry is like, right now, this is BS. You know, and I'm not going to go in circles with you. And Leanne says, Oh, we're not close. Okay. I'm okay with that. And then Kerry just walks away from her. And it's like, I'm here with that. And then Carrie just walks away from her and it's like I'm here to apologize if you don't accept it That's your deal. That's your deal. Okay, and Carrie's like yeah, I don't know what it would take for me to forgive Leanne, but like being a straight-up racist Yeah, probably so Leanne like marches up to the group because I want to be very clear I just apologize to Carrie just apologize just apologize not a roast, but it was an apology everyone on camera I apologize and carries like, um, an apology is not all that it takes.

It's also actions and she's like, well, well, well, tomorrow next week, next month, that's what actions will happen, but not tonight, okay? I'm leaving. Yeah. So she leaves and she's like, good night, good night, Cameron, sorry. So she walks off and down at the elevator, you know, Leanne doesn't beat her

chest or anything. She just leaves and she tells the cameras not affected, not affected, not even a little bit. So she tells us, I'm not a racist, I never have been. I do bad things that I'm not a bad person. And there is a difference. And then we get the end note for Leanne. And it's all in caps.

And what's going on this week? How the time goes? I got a type of a type of. I felt like they actually were like, you know what, there's a type of one. We don't give a fuck. We're gonna give it. Leanne the business.

She gets a shitty title thing. Yes. I don't think I've ever seen them in all caps. This was really weird. It was really aggressive. It was like, it was like Leanne did the type of did the ending cards. Lynn has not seen her mom her terrible mom since her wedding. And she and and Rich finally went on their honeymoon and it was not in Mexico.

Yeah, too soon and and notes. So dandruff's like whatever happens the relationship with the enemy myself is broken. And she just she once had it for me. Or carry carry a dandruff, say about the same time. Oh, you're sorry for me. She's like, I'm we're training. Look at us, we're twin. Yeah. So dandruff's end note is that she is assigned to deal with HSN and she was able to pay off the remainder of her office leaf, at least because God spoke to Mama D and told her to give the Andra the money. That's nice of God to do that. And then Cameron, she's like,

Puppel always assume that I'm this Holland Park blonde who married her husband for money. And actually if they could try to get to Nome, they say that I'm more than that. actually if they could try to get to Nome, they say that I'm more than that. And then Cam has struggled to keep a friendship with Leanne, but she's still friends with Kerry. And then Kerry is the one to do the end of the season cheers. She's like, cheers to everything and everybody in life and whatever. And so her end note is, Kerry is still waiting for Eduardo to buy a house in their in both of their names, but she's selling jewelry at trunk shows still hasn't bought the Anna wedding gift.

And then Brandy and Brian still have not made a decision about adopting brewing siblings. So for all you people who've been on the edge of your seat, you're just have to weigh a little bit longer for that fascinating piece of news. But Brooklyn did make the team and now Brandy being a sure mom has made Brandy miss her glory day. So she's considering joining an adult cheerleading squad because she must compete with her daughter. Yes, because the key to a healthy mother daughter relationship is competition. Welcome to the real housewives of Dallas. Yeah. Stephanie continues therapy and is still on medication for her depression. And the Holman's recently welcomed a new addition to their family. His

name is Teddy. I'm Teddy. It's Teddy. It's Teddy Malon camp. Accountability coach. Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, do you want to go outside? Hi, I'm Teddy. Teddy has fallen into the pool and is in the foyer and she's holding the pool accountable. And the final pick of the season is not with Leanne. All the girls take a picture without Leanne. And then it pulls back on that final pick. And it goes, yeah, big flame out for Leanne, big flame out. Yep, and that brings us to the end of this season. I know.

How's the palace? Wow, well, we'll see what happens over the reunions. I feel like it's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better. So we have that to look forward to. And who knows what the, well, this will be fascinating to watch as a thermometer to see what happens with this situation.

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