Watch What Crappens - RHOD: South By SouthFester

Episode Date: February 17, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra and Kary are at each other's necks about bullying. In other words, it's great!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ronnie Caram, what's going on Ronnie? Oh, I'm being out. How's life going down there? Oh good. How's life at the frozen tundra? Oh, it's great. Surviving. Still here.

You know what I have enough internet to watch these dumb shows and talk about these dumb shows with you on this dumb show. So, hey, no complaints here. That's all you need. Yeah. Well, I hope you're staying warm and you're safe and sound. And I hope everyone else in Texas and wherever you are,

anyone else who is like frozen out that you're staying safe and warm and that you're all well. Today, we're going to hope to make you to distract you from the freezing cold by talking about the real housewives of Dallas. That's pretty much the big news. We're talking about Dallas. What else is there to say? We got we got We don't know, but you sound like you're leading up to something big. So I'm just like leaning back

I know I'm like you used to lead. I'm used. I feel like I am. I feel like I've got to say we're gonna talk about Dallas But first we just want to say Buy this thing by that thing support this support that is nothing because what they put nothing is just buy nothing make sure you know make sure you're always living like it's corona time because you never know when some bullshit's gonna happen where you live okay you know people call me crazy for stocking up after corona I got every time I go to the store I get toilet paper paper towels and bottled water and I look like a crazy person because I've got a whole laundry room full of all that shit.

And my family makes fun of me. And guess who looks smart now? Me. Guy. Yeah. Because there's a storm and nobody can leave. And guess who's just rolling around in paper towels? Me, me.

Yeah. The paper towel king. Good for you. Good planning. Yeah. So, um, uh, uh, this week on Dallas, we started off with some flashbacks. The Tiffany's failed pizza party, where we see Brandy puking after she eats crickets. We got a lot of people who pointed out to us that Brandy, Brandy may have been pregnant

during that time. And so she may have been having morning sickness. I had totally forgotten that Brandy got pregnant. I totally forgot. She actually had her baby this week, I think, Brelin, which is reminiscent of Brinkley and Lynn mashed together. So congratulations.

So yeah, so maybe she was pregnant. Maybe that's why she was puking. Who knows? We'll never know. Maybe do it. I think she was barfing because she was just, she got all why she was beauty-king. Who knows? We'll never know. Maybe do it. I think she was barfing because she got all dramatic when they said crickets, but I don't know. I've never been pregnant.

I don't know how that shit works. Now, if I could get pregnant, you know I would have been like 20 times by now, so thank God. Oh, I can't get pregnant. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know about that. I'm over eight if I was hateful or anything over it and starting fresh today, okay.

I'm starting to know what was mad at us. I think just people were saying by the way, like just so you know, like that could have been the reason why she wasn't just being dramatic. She actually may have been with child. At the very least, she was with cricket, you know? So anyway. It doesn't excuse the fact that she hates pizza.

If anything, I feel like she should have liked pizza more at that moment. Oh God, thank you for reminding me. Okay, the hate is now flowing through me and I can properly keep this recap. You know what, as a man, I can't be pregnant as far, I mean, despite what the future film Junior tells us, I don't believe I can be pregnant.

However, I would, if I could be pregnant, I would like to be pregnant with pizza right now. I would like to have a pizza baby, maybe tonight. Well, if that can happen, I would have like an orphanage of pizza children, because that's all I eat. I even, like, even during the storm, I keep going on to Domino's and refreshing the page, like, suddenly they're gonna show up at work.

Like, I know they can't show up for work, but I... It's like part of me can't accept it, and I'm ready for the world of drones. Because I keep hearing rumblings of like, drones are gonna come, and they're gonna deliver everything, and they're gonna take over the delivery market. Really? When? Because I need drones now, okay? Get the fucking drones working. Can a drone deliver a baby? It's a baby? A baby?

Eventually they probably will, okay? If they can deliver your Amazon stuff, they can deliver me a damn baby when I order one. Go! Moe. We got UberEats drones here, or postmates drones. I think we talked about that.

I keep hearing about that, but I haven't seen them yet. I need a drone. They're all over like La Brea. I feel like I've seen them. These little carts that just like, it's the most bizarre thing. It's bizarre to see a cart just driving itself without a human attached. And it's like, imagine like a little like a little grocery cart, but it's like, oh, it's like, that's all sealed in, right? There's not like, robars, right? Just imagine like a little cart, a little cart with wheels

and it's just rolling along the sidewalk off doing whatever it has. It's like very busy. It's like, I gotta deliver this. And you're like, what? There's like a bunch of this cart. I love that. It's so amazing. I want to have like different little personalities,

like little Pixar drone cart things. Like maybe one side. Like the wallies. Bellas drones are sugar spas. I just like that the future is here and it's being used to deliver a sandwich from Jimmy John. It's like we have achieved the highest, highest heel of technology and now you should have something from Jersey mics. I'm into it. Okay so. Dallas, they're playing like super country music. This time we get a bull statue from the profile, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- with the girls to Austin.

And Travis is like, what are you guys doing? She's like, I think we're gonna be doing some chicken shitting thing. I was like, oh, you guys are weird. Anyway, I'm gonna go jerk off into the wall right now. Excuse me. And then over at Brandy's, this, this enigmatic couple, Brands like, are you packing already? She's like we're staying in a house Why don't you two want TV get off of my TV both of you

Why are you packing my underwear? Oh because I have a blow-up doll that kind of looks like you and needs these Because he's very well in doubt Cool, that's like wow so much charisma and needs these because he's very well-endowed. Cool. That's like, wow, so much charisma. Core? We're staying on like Austin, and I have really big feet. Do you know how big my shoes are? Core?

They take up a whole suitcase, Core. I have a shoe for every outfit. It's a cam. That's ridiculous. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Am I right? I love it. It's like the most annoying thing is like the straight husband being like, what?

You're crazy for indulging with all those shoes. Anyway, look at my room full of gadgets and surround sound. Well, you can hear a pin drop in Aviator by Mark... Easy, sir. I meant to say Avatar, but I said Aviator. I feel like he would be watching Aviator. That's still, it's like the most, it's like the most like played out thing.

Like what, you have an extra suitcase for all your shoes. I'm like do you see the mansion that you live in and you're this is the excess that you're going to be mad about girls are right. Girls they just spend money. God can't they work. So let's go to the house with the husband who just openly hates his wife and refuses to be on camera. Carries. Oh have a big pink hat, it's hilarious. Look at my pink hat, nobody in my house. Anybody, daughter, other daughter, husband. Anybody come in here and look at my crazy hat.

George, look at my hat, it makes me look like I've got pink hair. But of course I don't, because I'm not a slug. Am I right to live here when you're changing your hair? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Cameron calls her. I'm just like, mm-hmm. Go. We're gonna go out of town together.

And Carrie's like, oh, you know what? I'm like, right now, Cameron might steal my hat from me. I said that to my daughter with the pink hair, who's not here right now, but she'll be back later. You'll be back later, right? Should your hair! Should your hair be a host? Good hair!

So, so, so, so what are we going to do tonight? Well, we're probably gonna have a fun, texting, okay? So have a fabulous outfit to wear in Austin because we're gonna be like rocksters. Okay Rocksters. Oh, seriously? Yes, take a rockster. We're gonna take a rockster turbos Austin right now. Yeah, you know what rockster Torebots would be the perfect way to travel these ladies better put on their

Rockster outfits because we are gonna ladies better put on their rockster outfits because we are gonna be walking out on this rockster bus rockster style. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. We're playing some video games by the company rockstar and then I also brought my favorite video game which happens to be called rock band where we're gonna be trying to be rock stars playing in rock band together we'll be going to a city on a rock star star star bus. Rock star rock.

Sturder to a master bus. And Kary's like, oh I need girls strip like I need my air to breathe. It's like okay. Is it a game too? Tiffany is backing with her husband who just is the most unamused person of all time. Oh my god, we can't believe he really does just sit there and stare at her like, uh, can I leave now? Do I still have to be standing in this room?

And it's the rare time where he doesn't look like he hates her. He just looks like he's bored, like he just wants to be somewhere else doing anything else. And someone on social media said that his family got their wealth by basically designing high end ripoffs. I don't know if this is true, it's just what someone on social media said. Which is funny because Tiffany has talked about her brands a lot, including this scene where she picks up her luggage and goes, it's umber, it's aluminum and seorgh. Which I also think she kind of says that about everything.

She like picks up some yo play and it's ombre, it's aluminum and it's deor. It's like no, that's yogurt. It's like literally not aluminum or ombre or deor. It's cool, right? He's like, uh, yeah. Um, I'm excited, but right when I get back is when I have my meaning and I need to go into my meaning in a good

hand space. I set up an appointment with my supervisor because like, I'm a mother, but like I also work, but like I also want to not work as much, but my parents might be. Oh my god. Yeah, she's asking for, she's asking for a reduction of her work hours from her supervisor, at which point Tamra Barney was like, oh my God, batch, I did that too.

It's like, no, not a breast reduction, Tamra, a work reduction. Oh, sorry, batch. So she's like, I have a lot of outfits, it's like, it, shall I wear this one? Or like, should I wear this one? He's like, um, I have a lot of outfits. It's like, it, should I wear this one or like, should I wear this one? He's like, uh-huh. So I'm going to call the after I guess. Okay, you can go.

Thank you. So he like walks off to watch TV or whatever. And she calls Dandra. And Dandra, of course, just doesn't stop talking. She really is how they say. She's like, hi, have you, I'm a hot mess trying on all these clothes. Look at my hair

it's a robocall I mean can you believe this look at my bad who are you about for burning good luck with that one All right press one for Spain to show cash just that Probably the soul thing that no damn thing I'm saying all right press it go ahead and press it All right you're still here What's up my husband compromise you're such a skilling on my Copper miles you're gonna forget you're gonna go jail you're gonna to be, you're going to go jail, you're going to jail. And guess what, the warranty in your car is also expired.

And guess what, guess what, you're a credit, you got a lot, you don't have a lot of credit, I mean credit card, you better call, you better call because you're a new DVD player, okay? Thank you. I have called you about 10 times telling you that your car warranty is expired, and you still won't call me back, you better press win. This is the social security Just furious Hey, I hear do you need a handyman because I hear you need a handyman like you all sorts of things

I do I do walls I do gardens I do floors I do it all do you need a handyman. I do all sorts of things. I do walls, I do gardens, I do floors. I do it all. Do you need a handyman? It's like, Deandra, please, please. Let me say hello. And Tiffany knows, you can tell they really are friends because Tiffany just talks right over her. She just doesn't care.

She's like, I'm kind of packed, so I made mixell spreadsheet. It's like, well, you sure beat me. You sure beat me, but that thing, you know what I did. I got some new car insurance is what I did my car warranty is now not And Tiffany's like spreadsheets. I may love language does everyone not do this My favorite housewife of all time Anyone tell their TV? Bendos. Bendos.

I'm like literally gonna make a spreadsheet about how much I love Tiffany Moon. And she's, you can calculate things. It prints on one page. I mean does everyone not do this? I love that, that's why she loves it about it. It prints on all one page. And it calculates things. So, um, yeah. So she's showing off things, like looks for Austin

and she got like an umbrella hat, but she'll show, she got one for Deandra, but not for everyone else. And she just realized that if she brings one for Deandra, everyone's gonna get mad. And I was really looking forward to umbrella hat gate but it never really happened. I was very sad about that. Yeah. I think everyone would be fine if you didn't show up with an umbrella hat for them. I'm just gonna take a wild stab in the dark. So Dan, she's like, are they gonna get mad?

I feel like these girls are always thinking the worst of me. It's like, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. How did you feel about the other night? Did you feel like you shouldn't have let your auto warranty expire? Or what? And she's like, well, how did you feel since you were my guest? She's like, well, some of the girls were put off. They didn't feel welcome.

And they didn't feel like you were a good hostess. And she's like, I'm a part of me. I was not a good hostess. What, like a good hostess doesn't sneak insects into your pizza, I don't understand. So then we go around the world. So then we go around the world. Yeah, Stephanie's like, yeah.

It was terrible. She said there's rules, like we could have time out. And then Brandy's like um she gave me Crickets and grasshoppers I could have died Brands like I'd be so mad so Furious I would be so like this like right now so I'd be the angriest EL Fudge cookie you've ever seen. So,

I can't, so Cameron's like, and then Cameron, we just see, then we cut to Cameron complaining, and I'll be here her say, I mean, Stephanie and I both have toilet toilets also, but we don't sit there and talk about them.

I'm like, wait, what? That come from. And she's like, look, I don't think that talking about my toilets was bragging. I just think it was like describing my toilets. And then we cut to her going, we have nine bathrooms here, all Toto toilets.

I then had to look up what a Tototo toilet was and it was a very fancy toilet with warming seats and the days and now I want a toto toilet. That's what I'm going to say. Ta-da-da-la. I'm looking at it now. Washlet, beday, toilet seat, shop, or authorized retailers. Man, can they make one good looking toilet? I know that we just poop into them

But geez the toilets are so ugly. I mean a cuter toilet in my life I thought the toto toilet was cute. Wait hold well, I mean it looks like an airplane toilet It looks like you're just creeping onto a bench What well there's all sorts of toto toilets, which one are you looking at? There's I'm seeing like a main, this $3,370. Oh, oh, you know what it looks like? It looks like, it looks like the front of like a humpback whale. It looks like, like there should be a whale body attached to it.

Like it should, actually, it looks like Audrey too. It looks like a white Audrey too. She looks like it's open up and say feed me, she will feed me Cameron. Wow, these are crazy warm water cleansing, oscillating or pulsating functions, sepion tech to glaze. The fuck is that?

Pretend visible and invisible waste from sticking to ceramic surfaces. Universal height, rear soft spray, rear cleanse, front cleanse, self cleaning, Gwan, pre-made. It's a little bit much. Pre-made. I'm just stick with my little $40 bidet instead.

Yeah, adjustable water temperature, 3D tornado flesh, ADA compliant, hands-free dryer. Wait, you dry? Oh, warm air drying with adjustable temperature. Well girl, I mean this thing does everything. Auto, open, closed lid, heated seat, warm air dryer, DO to rat. What's this thing, perm your butt hair? I mean, what don't- I have to say, I did not realize it was this expensive in this over the top. I may be retracting my total interest. I will say that I am looking at a total right now

and there's a recommended for you thing below it and the site that I'm on at, what it recommends is a toilet by cooler that's nearly $10,000 as called the new me dual flush and it looks literally like a garbage can. It's like, if you ever dreamt about shitting in a garbage can, your dreams have come true. It's like a slate, it's like a dark metal gray,

and it's literally garbage can shaped. Yeah, I think that toilet should have better design by now, guys. Okay, how about instead of curling my butt hair, you look cute. Can we just start with that simple thing? It's like, Habba, I don't know, I need more. I mean, what else would you want us to look like? Like a champagne glass?

I mean, that's at least making some effort, you know, you're putting some effort in. I don't know, something better. This is just a thing. It should be like, if you get a toilet like this, then guess what people are going to come out of your bathroom talking about. How good it felt to poop. I don't want to hear that. And I certainly don't want to hear it from every guest in my home. So, the last thing I want to know about anybody that I actually know,

the last thing I want to picture is you pooping. Here's what I want. I want a toilet that looks like one of those novelty butlers with a tray and you sit on the tray part and it feels like you're sitting on a butler's tray. That's kind of funny. Yes! Now there! Thank you. Thank you. I want to see how you can do the arm, right? Yeah. Okay. Oh. Meshers. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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starts about talking about how she wants to get to know the other women. And Dan is like, oh, you know what? I'm, you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to have a good time. And I'm not going to try and fight right off the bat or anything like that. I'm going to meditate. Yeah. And Tiffany's like, oh, God, you can teach me how to meditate because I either fall asleep or think about my to-do list, which is also exactly what I do. That's my meditation experience. So then,

Dandro is packing with Jeremy, and she's putting on one of those Liyah hats from New York. It's not a bucket hat, it's like a cowboy hat, but it's see-through, which I just don't, that's another thing I don't care. That can go with Trotto Tori-Litz, okay? The see-through hat, it's like a cowboy hat, but it's C-through, which I just don't, that's another thing I don't get. That can go with Trotto Tori-Litz, okay, the C-through hat. It just looks stupid. And he's like, you have a mammoth head in that, babe, look at yourself in the mirror. Mammoth head. She's like, well, thank you for that microaggression. I have to look like a rock star. So,

guess what, Jeremy, I found myself a new rock star shirt. Wait, wait, you see this, hold on, I'm gonna hold you, I'm gonna show you, this is my rock star shirt. And she pulls up a shirt that says punk. I'm like, that's a little on the nose. It's like, I don't think a rock star wears a shirt that says punk. I think our, you know, in pink rock star. It's like, yeah, it says punk in pink glitter.

And the funny thing is she actually, he's like you do have lots of rock and roll shirts babe I mean you got a shirt from every dude you boned on the tour bus pull out one of those I got a dealer sales shirt says pumpkin pink glitter jammy This is the real this is real rock. Okay. It was either this or my color me bad t-shirt. Okay, this wins. He's like, so how do you feel about going through your spiritual miss? Direct cut.

And she's, yes, that is direct quote. So she says that carries just like mad at her but like hasn't come to her to talk about it. And Jeremy's like, well, you'll have loads of time to talk on the trip. You're gonna be gone for four days, right? Because I need to make my plans, right? Four straight days, thank you. Promise?

Um, so she's like, well, I've been praying for her daughter. Hopefully, something will work out, Jeremy. And she tells us they have such a great friendship friendship and hopefully they can just rekindle it. Which is hilarious. Yes. Like the way we see that she tries to rekindle it later. And she goes, I just, I don't want to go there and snap and it goes coming up. Can we go on the camera?

I don't know. You can be pecking, pecking, pecking, pecking, pecking. You have a good fucking nod and you go fuck yourself. I'm a Pat. I don't want to, you don't fuck yourself Mammoth hat I don't want to I don't want to snap and you know Jeremy's watching this episode like and she had to do it in the hat that made her look like she had a mammoth head Man it's like looking at Mount Rushmore going nuts Mount Mammoth more

And I'm not even talking about the sculpted parts. I'm talking about the part below their heads more going nuts. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth.

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Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. Matt Mammoth. like this is where Walker's sleep yeah, Walker's you know I don't usually go do up go to buses because I get really motion sickness. I give really motion signals but this is another level and I've always wanted to ride on a rock star bus okay I was never a creepy okay so So that's my chance. And then we see Steph's gay drop her off, which we are wondering where he is, but he's he's alive everybody. He drops her off and he

goes, make a choice. We actually know it. Her gay, I'm just going to ignore that Bronwyn reference that he made, but her gay apparently opened up a gay bar That's what we heard from social media and also We One of our listeners one of our one of our listeners that we hear from a lot on social media turns out a few weeks ago when they went to that Restaurant and there was like a gay host who was like hey girls. It was when they were in grapevine that's his husband or partner and He was really excited and that they had to do a lot of pre-shooting and whatever But just wanted to say that

That that that host at that restaurant is is crap and adjacent so I'm glad we didn't make fun of him or anything because then that would have been super awkward But we like the waiters all the way to Our waiter got me the waiter slash hosts. I think it was the waiter slash hosts. I think it was, yeah. The main gay who was like reading them. Yeah. So anyway, just giving a shout out because, you know, we like to shout out our peeps that wind up on these shows.

Shout out. Um, so Brandy, guys, just in case you forgot that Brandy is not just trash, but she's also super fun and wacky. She shows up dressed like Elvis. God, who would Bruno Marsaur? With the blow up doll. With the blow up doll. Yeah.

God. Blow up doll, Bruno Mars hair, and Elvis jumps you sort of. It's like a Dallas cheerleader thing, whatever. So her blow up doll is called Captain Dick, and it's been inspired by Captain Brandy. And then she goes onto the bus with this blowup doll and you just hear Cameron saying, whoa, this is a new prop for me. They do a lot of prop comedy on this show, a lot of props. Yeah, I would like, I just wish I was an executive at Bravas sometimes so I could say,

Captain Brandy, Brandy, Captain Dick, could you all come into my office? You're all fucking fired, okay? I'll three of you get out. So Tiffany shows up with her little girls just in time for Captain Dick to be bouncing around. And Deandra shows up and Cameron, Deandra has like a basically a suitcase full of her pills. And Cameron's like, genre usually has more one more bug than I do because she brings her personal pharmacy

and the bug is full of all her pills. It's like not like shoes, it's pills cart. It's not even for shoes. Oh my God, women are crazy. Oh, an extra bag is crazy. Women be shopping, right? Now hold on, because I've got a very serious monologue here.

I have a fear of not having enough stuff. My mother, we got through my room, and she threw out stuff she thought I didn't need while I was at school, and I want options, because I didn't have options, scrub it up. It's like, wow, they shouldn't make a movie about you. Yeah. My mother, you know what my mother did?

She threw out my tickets to say Mr. Big. Okay, and ever since then, I have had this hole in my heart where I have not been able to see my rock star. So to this day, I have to chase a rock star around the country whenever I get. Thanks, mother. So, Kerry arrives, and you know, because you just hear HOOOOO! HOOOOO! HOOOOO!

HOOOOO! Uh, so, uh, camera's like, oh my god, a best driver? Hi, it's me, workstorer. Listen, I just want to warn you, bus driver, by the- the scroll? It's ROLLING! And he just stares at her like, please don't fucking talk. It's like, lady. He's like, if I get fucking coronavirus from you people, I am suing all of you.

I can't even deal with this right now. Yeah, he just stares at her and doesn't respond at all, so she goes, Okay, I'll just make sure we stay calm. Okay. And he just keeps staring at her and she'll see what's on the bus. Yeah, he has no time for this. Yeah. So they get on the bus and carry, of course,

goes, who's ready to party like it's 19, 19, 9? That's when I was 21. Let's get this party started. Call them A. Call them A. Well guys, we have a lot of surprises coming. First, itineraries. And just let you know they're pink and they're signature centered. It's Chanel.

And for those at home, spray your Chanel on your self right now and follow along This is the most ruckster thing I could ever do is have an atonari I actually learned this from filmed rockstar derrius Rucker and he loves an atonari He calls it the rucker atonari and I actually use it when I was going to global Pat expo many different times whoa ruckstar Everyone have a little bit of tequila so she starts pouring shots down their throat and Tiffany's like I love you But I don't like this game. Um just a tip

Just a tip. Yeah, and then but then she sells us this Tiffany has numerals Okay, like this Tiffany wants to say yes when people ask her to do activities and that are outside of her comfort zone And she just basically wants to have fun and bond with other women. Okay, just a little just oh my god, I just had a drop of gila. I'm a wild child. And Bradley burps because she's hilarious. And then one hour and 30 minutes later, this is like the list of us ever. This is so fetch. Anyone? Anyone? Who is the bus ever this is so fetch anyone? Yeah, anyone I thought fetch happened. Okay, so the interest like oh yeah, what might be when I was a groupie I mean when I was younger. I mean I loved I loved I would just like I would just blow every musician

I saw I mean if they had an instrument in their hand they were probably getting laid okay like who did I who did I date? Okay, they were John ant whistle. Okay, he died right before but he was from the who, like the who, which is my mom's favorite band, cause I'll be like, hey, my, the rap dating someone, she'll be like, hey, hey, hey, so that's why I like the who. And then I was on Chris Cornell with SoundGum, okay. And then also I followed around a candle box, I love candle box and the coat and crash chest dummies

and Dice or Junior and Jesus Jones and Spongebob, I love Spongebob. The concept and the band I love them oh Listen thank god for sponges otherwise I'd have bunch of little babies on the bus right now Okay now at least not can give you every single thing But let's just put the history like this. I fucked everyone from earth wind and fire all the way up to you Lewis in the news okay You want to know what the news was it was me okay, and I was read all over all right

Guess what I also Have you maybe you have heard of a certain someone named ace of base? Oh, guess what I am the base You know that what all she wants another baby that was me And I said no she that's what she's wearing a sponge full circle I was on that I was on that tour bus and there was a big old big old billboard for a hard-knock good morning and they saw and they said guess what ride song called Ass How the Sign, okay? Ass How the Sign, it was my mother sign. And I say, one time I was hanging out with Jonas, partner, I said, what if God was one

of us? Should be D, her name would be D. Simons, okay? It would be an evil cruel God I don't know any of those people okay, I have a game Favorite sex position and Stephanie's like I like docky cuz like I like being pounded from behind Yeah, cuz she can read her messages at the same time My favorite is called the hook you know the hook that's when you have sex when you listen to the song The Hook by Blues Traveler. Anyone? Anyone? Hey, I fucked everybody on the soundtrack to hook.

What are you thinking about that? I'll do the crow. That's when you listen to Stone Temple Pilots singing their song from the movie The Crow by your also having sex and thinking about the time you had sex to Stone Temple Pilots. So, Stephanie likes Doggie position and then carries like, I don't even care, he can put my leg up here, he can put my leg there, I'm not very flexible, but in bed I become a gymnast! And, uh, Tandra's like, I'm like side to side. What the hell is side to side? Ha ha ha ha.

That was the, as in I like, I like going from one B side to another B side of matchbox 20. What the fuck is side to side? And where is this Deandra mid? This is the Deandra I need every single episode. The shit is hilarious. So uh, I'm brandy super romantic. She said she likes reverse cowboy, especially right now because I don't have to smell his breath. I think we're out. All right.

And then, so then they show up at this area, and there's like a really long driveway, and the bus can't go down it, and Busbee is just like, I can't get down the driveway. Okay, I can't, it's not made for it. Sorry, which, I'm not sure if it was true or not, it probably was true,

but I can also imagine being like, I'm sorry, I reached my limit with these women. I cannot do it any longer. I know I'm not sure if it was true or not, it probably was true, but I can also imagine being like, I'm sorry, I reached my limit with these women. I cannot do it any longer. I know I'm right here. I know I'm right here, but honestly, I just want to see them walk down this as long as I can. Because I hate them.

I decided when she said, side to side that these bitches are walking. Okay, that's it. So, Kerry's like, oh my god We didn't mention cam's favorite sex because cam tries to change the subject and she's like um, okay girls What's the craziest place you've ever done at? They're like you didn't answer cam. She was trying to change the subject. Okay. I

Would say legs up because he puts up my legs. Which is so cute. Like you can just picture that. Of course, that, of course. I mean, really, of course. What else could you, you know, who would look like an old-fashioned television with the antennas? So he probably looks like he's trying to dump out a like dump not a dump. What do you call those things a wheelbarrow? He's trying to like dump soil out of a wheelbarrow. It probably looks like a Hollywood movie premiere, right? With those like, league lights going black and white, you know. So, so. Welcome to this, you know, Ramadan.

So they, so they have to walk down this long driveway in 96 degree weather and carries like, where the butt loves, be a good host, be a host. And they are not happy, not happy at all. Yeah, and Carrie's just having a fit. She's like, we are rock stars and we have to walk that hill in the middle! Are you kidding me? So they finally get down there. Has she ever seen a rock star movie by the way?

Has she ever seen a movie about like rockers that are on the road? Has she never seen the scene that happens in every movie where the tour bus breaks down and they have to like walk to the next town and then wind up in a bar and then they like sing a song at the bar. Like this is part of the process of being a rock star. Yeah, it's always should. It's the point.

Um, so we get to see this beautiful house. Well, yeah, it's very big and brown. That's how it's very Texas. Okay. And, uh, it's very big and brown. It's house. It's very Texas. Okay. And Lon Ronnie, how dare you? How dare you reserve any sort of enthusiasm for it? It's beautiful. Yeah, well, they keep telling us and it's big and it looks like it costs a lot of down money. That's for sure. So they keep walking around and there's a lot of land, which is crazy down there in that area. And it's some lick-ostom. Oh!

And they have a house manager, Jav, who wears a Bluetooth little thing in his ears, real cute, and they all take shots. And McLean is here with your drinks. What else? I've just got little notes. But then they go on the grass, then they go to the pool. I was enjoying it. I was enjoying your dictation of it.

So they, um, yes, they go on this house tour and cameras like, oh, that's precious. Precious. So then, um, yes, so now I'm really well as precious. I would die. Oh my God. Yeah.

What if Precious, what if Gabby's subordinate just came right out? No, Gabby's, what does, what does Precious mean? Huh? Sig No, Gabby. What is... What is precious to me? Huh? Sigourney Weaver. What is Sigourney Weaver was precious?

That would have been a whole different movie. She would have kicked Moni's ass. She would have had some very waspy. She just would have made Moni, like pushed the dumpling cart around and then steal her ideas. Then break her leg in Switzerland while an alien jesus is down the ski slope. I'm just going to mash up all the Scorney Weaver movies and then slide those there.

The Gabarace of the U.B. that's what I meant. Sorry. So, um, Scorney, I can't. I'm just imagining that movie and she has to go and talk with Mariah Carey. Let's talk about the abuse. Yeah. So, um, so Carey is, uh, so they're out like on this like, on the backyard, long by the by the lake and a boat comes by and care. He's like, hey, can you come pick us up?

Hi. So I just think, how about a toast? I want a toast, want to do a toast. I want to do a toast, okay? It's my favorite way to be passive aggressive is toast, okay? Be host, okay? So I never want to come off like a bully, okay? You said that about me a little bit, okay? And I'm so sorry that you think I'm being like that. And if I love you, I just I want you to have a good time with me and that's just me and my way of having a good time is being a bully okay so if you're offended by me come talk to me and I will change not really okay thank you yeah I'm so sorry Tiffany

like oh my gosh girl I just want to have fun this weekend come on I'm the sweet guy come on It's like okay, let's party like with 21 bitches And so they take shots and Stephanie's like this is a carry I love hmm. She's so quick to own up and Cameraw it's like that is the sweetest thing. She's ever done. And he says She's really truly a good friend and then it just cuts to Dan to go like I brought my silver chair t-shirt for this shit So that's actually ready to another real house wise reference

Remember Well, it's the game merit to silver chair guy Oh, still I said that that that was a reference to it Angels, yeah, you know what my angels said? You were a bully bitch back off, and my angels are gonna flaunt you in the back alley and kick your ass. So right. So now they're getting ready for dinner and Cameron's still walking around saying things like,

there are so many great aerogoste hang out in. And then Deandra is like upset. So Deandra and Tiffany are in a room. And Deandra's like, Carrie is having this flowery speech about how I want everyone to have a really good time and it's all love and flowers and unicorns coming up my ass. Did you hear that?

Cause I'm gonna say it about 15 more times. It's all love and flowers and unicorns coming up my ass, okay? And I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. Yeah, and yeah, here I am being really good to my good, really mean my good friend. And the fact that she's doing summer solts trying to please Tiffany when there's a wedge between us is all to me. And Tiffany's like, now but maybe she meant that.

And then Cameron and Carrie come in to see their room and Carrie's like, he is in this beautiful. It's the girls who have to share his room. Oh, pretty. I don't think Cameron's like, I don't understand how you're gonna sleep in this bed together. Maybe one of you can sleep in the bus like a Ruckstar. Anyone wanna be a Ruckstar off there? Ruckstar? So it's kinda awkward so they're like,

okay, we're gonna go change. So they leave, but they stop at the door because they hear Deandra keep on going so they're like, okay, we're gonna go change. So they leave, but they stop at the door because they hear Deandra keep on going. And she's like, and I'm just saying that speech on the dark, I am not buying it. And Tiffany's like, well, maybe she's turning over and we will leave. Give me a little bit of a fun of the down column scene. Well, I kept my mouth shut because normally I'd be like, boy, but my mother isn't here. So I was, no, I didn't say that. But anyway, the point is this I kept my mouth shut because normally I'd be like, BOOY! But my mother isn't here, so I was, no, I didn't say that.

But anyway, the point is this, I kept my mouth shut! I kept my mouth shut! Okay, even though her water team was expiring, okay? You know what, you're gonna wake up rich over troubled water. Fuck them! Fuck both of them! Well, I'm just saying that I think that her speech came from the heart. It's like, um, well then that is not okay because then we're lying to each other.

And I don't like lies. Yeah. So, yeah, so, so, Deandra is just like really pissed and she's just saying, you know, she's like, you know, if you're willing to put up with a bunch of shit then that's your deal. I'm not, I don't put up with shit from people. It's like the time when I went on the road

with the spin doctors and I said, two princes, I don't see a single one of them here. Get me off this bus right now. You know what it was like when I got stuck on a bus with Amy fucking grant. I said, hey, am I supposed to fuck on this bus? Get outta here, you little twanky. Do you know what it's like to climb onto a bus thing that you're gonna be promised a cracker and then you find out it's just a bus four cracker? I don't even like their music. I wasn't even planning to sleep with any of them, but I did anyway because it was fun. Now that story, but still, I wasn't wondering that's not my brand. I'm trying to be more compassionate, but there are boundaries.

You puky puky product, you product, and I'm gonna buy it. And Tiffany's like, but nothing happened. If you want to like paint a picture of being upset, you're going to be upset in the picture. And it's going to be like a really sad, soft portrait. I just want girlfriends to say fat-twast. And Cameron, can you ever see that painting called... Do you ever see that painting called the scream? Yeah, that's what happened.

Okay, if you don't want to be remembered for screaming, like, don't scream for the artist. So Cameron is listening outside. She's like, oh my god, Tiffany is being nice to you. And there's a guy, yeah, yeah, oh be quiet. Let's just keep listening. And Tiffany tells us man, when the

Andrew gets upset, she's like a job dog chasing his own tail. Like you cannot get a word and with her. And guess what? I'm still pissed. I'm still pissed at her. You get back here, tell you get And guess what? I'm still pissed! I'm still pissed at her! You get back here, Tael. You get back here, Tael. I gotta say something to you, Tael. Okay, I've had enough.

Guess what? I'm gonna chase you. Listen, you, oh, you can run as far as you want, but I'm always gonna chase you. Okay, Tael? Okay, Tael? Just for one second, maybe give her the benefit of her bow. And so, Carrie's like, oh, she talks shit about me me and I try not to take a personal but hearing Danielle call me a bully is really hurtful This is something you don't do to a friend Want to cry yeah We have been an asshole all season long. I'm sorry. She's been an asshole and I said oh so Kari has been an asshole all season long. I'm sorry. She's been an asshole and I said oh so So then they they they go carry in Cameron go over to Stephanie and Brandy and tell her everything and Kari's like

She's like She taught a lot of trash about Korea. Okay a lot of trash and the girls like oh my god Oh my god, that's so mean. I'm so sad about that. That's so mean. That's really terrible that she would do something like that. Why would she do that? I like with Stephanie and Brandy are right together and they just sound exactly the same. That's horrible. Why would she do something like that? She's like such a good girl. She's really worth it. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

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Okay, I'm in. I've been trying to pick this. Oh, I wouldn't require it. Yeah, they want to be on your voicemail because they don't want you to actually answer because I couldn't get them to stop calling me. It was like five times in a row who's making me nuts. So finally I started answering them

just to be like, hey, you know, what's up? I just talk, but then they never talk back to me. They always hang up. It's like they only want to leave that voicemail so that you have to call somebody else. It's really annoying. I know. If you're going to transscammy,

at least have some manners. I know. I'll let everyone know. Next time Deandra calls, I'll be sure to. I hope that they'll call back and we can get in touch with Deandra. We'll keep an eye on that. So Stephanie's like, well, I thought your speech was very sweet, Carrie.

And Brandy's like, yeah, maybe she's just jealous because like, you want to start fresh with Tiffany and that's like her friend. And I thought, you know, everything's not about a girl being jealous, you know? There's always that point where I feel like every time Brandy's like, she's just jealous of you or she's just jealous of me And I thought this is so stupid. I'm so sick of everything being someone is jealous But then of course it does turn out to be that Sort of but then Brandy does then Brandy to has this line of bullshit she goes I thought that was very brave of you you're putting yourself out there and you're apologizing for who you are

I'm like this is not Greta Thornberg. Okay, this is like Carrie. How dare you. How dare you. This is Carrie just basically saying like, I'm sorry you thought I was a bully. It's just like this is how I like to treat friends implication being, you should know that, stupid.

And if you have an issue with me, come talk to me, but you didn't have an issue with me. So it was actually a very passive It was there was literally nothing brave about it at all. It was actually easiest speech She could have had while she was simultaneously shaming Tiffany and passive aggressively, you know, shaming Deandra totally 100 so it's definitely like they are two of the most headstrong people I've met and the fact that Carrie is so passionate about the Andra It's me that she probably wants a really close relationship with her and that she really does Really, fuck that. I don't eat that in my life get out of here. So Brandy's like well, I would just say I'm very disappointed I thought we were better friends And Cameron goes yeah, but maybe wait for dessert though, because I want to eat.

Okay, I still have PTSD from Thailand. I didn't get to have dinner. Yeah. So then we see dinner getting set up and we're back in Deandra in Tiffany's room. And Deandra's like, I mean, my belt B12 shop. It's been 12 days. So Tiffany gives it to her and Deandra like shaking her big butt around and Tiffany's like, that was a small needle and a big booty.

That's what Jeremy says. So so now we they're all getting dressed and Brandy's putting on the boot she bought and beaver creek, which is a inconsequential callback to something. And then so now there's like, there's, what else is there to say about that? I remember when I bought these boots, am I sure? I think $2500 for boots. That's why she wanted to call it back. But I think it's always funny when they call that back because that's also when she gave Dan D'Adri, that that jewelry because Dan D'Adri couldn't afford it because

Mama D only put $200 in her account. I will never forget that. That's one of the classic moments of this show. So there's like awkwardness now with Carian, D'Adri, like as they're So there's like awkwardness now with Kary and Deandra, like as they're Like it's sort of like having drinks in the kitchen or whatever going to the tables with awkwardness, right and Kary's like, I don't know if I can sit at the table with her tonight. I'm like you survived a season with Leanne Locken You get survived Deandra in her pink hat So let's see table table in our pink hat. Um, so let's see, table table, uh, Stephanie has a special surprise. We're gonna play a fun game called Chicken Ship Pingo.

There's like a chicken and like a porch. And we have to get the chicken to sit on the number that you pick. Uh-huh, it's poop and chickens. It's gonna be hilarious. And Mingo. So, um, yeah, so I can't really say this is definitely special. Okay. So, they go over to this chicken thing and the Andrews like, this whole chicken thing is the reason why people make fun of Texans and cars, hillbillies. Okay. This is why I want to wait

in on that Ronnie as a resident Texan of the podcast. Oh gosh, no, I really don't I really don't but I would play I would play chicken shit Texas I mean chicken shit bingo, so what does that tell you? Yeah, that's true. I would I would actually play it as well because I I think it's fascinating I just think it's funny We don't want people to stereotype Texas. So we're gonna have a barbecue and all dress like cowboys. I know, I know. I'm like chicken chicken bingo. Yeah.

Oh, and the chickens name is Patty Klein, which is hilarious. And this poor chicken. You gotta hand it to chickens. I mean, they take a lot of shit from people and they just go on about their lives. They take this poor chicken and they'll let you know how you have to grab a chicken.

It looks scary how you grab a chicken. It looks so forceful. Now, that is how you have to grab them because those little things will kick your ass, the chicken will kick your ass. So they grab it and they put it in this tiny little pan and then you've got all these ladies standing around and they're like, yeah, I felt so bad chicken. They're screaming at it. I'm too. But the chicken seemed pretty peaceful. It was just glad to have food. And that's why you got to love a chicken. It's like you can do whatever you want to it.

And it's just glad it's got some seeds. That's true. I'm sure there's some people from PETA who would think otherwise. I don't generally have like a huge amount of like, oh, the poor chicken. I mean, I think chickens are hilarious. But and like I do, sometimes I have a huge amount of, oh, the poor chicken, I think chickens are hilarious. And sometimes I have a poor chicken thing,

but I did feel bad for this chicken because it just had these crazy ladies just screaming at it, screaming. It's just in this confined space, no wonder why it's shat. I know, but it was also named Pat Tickline. Which is like, how are you gonna have a, how are you gonna have like a happy life when you're named Patsy Cline? Like, Patsy Cline really talented woman, super depressing life.

That chicken should have been played by Jessica Lang. That's all I'm saying. I feel like I was just waiting for another chicken to come along and just like, outshine the Patsy Cline chicken so she could sing a song about it. Two cigarettes in the chicken coop. My lovers do. Here in the chicken coop. That's not going with that.

That game, maybe it looked traumatic to some people. I mean, I don't eat chickens, you know, but these people do, and they eat chickens right in front of a chicken. Now that shit's traumatic. I could sit through the bingo of my whole night, but, you know, making the chicken sit there and watch you guys eat chicken is pretty bad. You know what I call it?

Boolean. So now they all go to the table. Boolean. So Carrie's like, I wanna do a toast, I wanna do a toast. Okay, I wanna do a toast. You already know this is gonna be bad, because I only want to be surrounded by love. Oh, true friends, by people who want to be here.

And if you don't like me, and if you don't want to be here, and if you're upset at me, don't be here. And the chicken's like, yeah, well, motherfucker, I'm gonna cage, how can I get out of here? Okay. How many members do you want me to sit on let me go on and So Dan was like well, I was invited here So if you want me to go just say carry

It's like well, I've always been honest with you and you and you and you and you and you to the and And she's like oh well sometimes you are blink to me Bling bowling Bling. Bling. Bling. Bling. Bling empire. Bling empire.

Now. Now. Blinging. Oh, I believe. Oh, I believe. I believe. And camera goes, oh, I have a problem without word. And I don't think it's fair that you throw it around.

Oh, really? You have a problem with the word bullying. Finally Oh really you have a problem with the word bullying Finally something you have a problem with on this show. You didn't seem to have many problems last year, but bullying oh Watch out Cameron's mad everybody Cameron who uses the word bullying at every chance that she can get I didn't like that we took a path that made me walk near a bush that scraped my arm. That was bullying. That was bullying. That was a bully path. And Kirsten, oh, let me have to tape up. Do I bully her? I was like, well, which is like terrifying to you. The act of like having other people gang up to prove her wrong to make

her feel sorry is arguably bullying. Yes, and also it's the second time in the episode that you've used this passive aggressive bullshit speech to make someone else look stupid in front of the group. So yes, you are a funking bully carry, you're a monster. I choose my words very, very carefully, unlike the dummies, who actually sang a song that went, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm, that's not a careful use of words. That's literally no words, but I stop with them anyway. Anyway, the point is this, I definitely know the definition of bullying, okay? And even though you chicken-shits,

reference to you, Patsy. Ha, ha, ha, Patsy, oh, you're not kidding. Sorry, I have you for dinner soon. Anyway, you are afraid to say it, okay? And I will, I will say it. Yeah, first I started with trunk shows, then the corona, then the wide party, and even without those I will say it. Yeah, first it started with trunk shows, then the corona, then the wide party, and even without those,

this right here is bullying, and I'm calling you a bully, right now, so you're nitpicking all the time. Puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, just sit there, and they take a breath. Oh, so who's being the bully now? I'm like, no, no, if you bully someone, and then they stand up for themselves, you don't get to call that person the bully back to you. Okay. You can't do that. That's not I thought you were supposed to be the one who's accepting and

Capacenita people look who so intolerant now the andrah That argument, right? Yeah, exactly It was me and Cameron we sat outside your room while you were talking to Tiffany and saying, oh, they're shit about me. You are so full of shit. You gave a big flyer a speech and you said nothing to me. And she was like, oh, I was so upset. Yeah, it's true.

She was crying. She was crying, Sandra. It's like, well, for the terrible things you said to me, you deserved it. You have said, you said, you have nothing to worry about because your kids are grown. And then we see that flashback of her saying that about life. Your kids are, you got 12 year old, your other kids are grown, and one of the men's arms are very hair.

I'm very hair, and she says I'm changing, okay, you got nothing to worry about. So, do you know how that may be feel? And it's like, how am I supposed to know you have problems if you don't tell me? I tell you on my staff and you just say, you just say you're fine. And cameras like, but do you ask questions about her from lane?

Hmm, do you? Hmm, hmm, hmm. That's what it says. It says bullying. It's a bullying and silence. She goes, bullying. The silent. Never stay silent, bullying. And Dan just like, yes, I do.

And Carrie goes, that's a lie. She says, that's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. Are they saying that's a lie or that's a lie? It's sometimes it's hard to tell. They're saying that's a lie. They're both saying that's a liar? That's a lot. It's sometimes it's hard to tell. They're saying that's a lie.

They're both saying that's a lie to each other. And Carrie's like, you know, she thinks saying one time, how's her family? That's good. She's missing the connection between being a good friend and not being a good friend. And so, Dan just like,

well, maybe I should just go home. She's, maybe you should. That's a lie. That's fine. I'll just hitchhack my way, much like I did when I went from Arkansas to Nevada on the tour bus of the swimming trees. Okay, I just hitchhacked my way over with him. So I'm just trying to, I'm like, how many grunge bands can I remember at this moment? So Dianja is like, she's like, I came here because I want to be here, okay?

Much is how I want it to be on the tour bus for Allison Chains, okay? Much as I want it to be, okay? That's why I am here, all right? And you know, if you want me to go home, I am happy to go home, mother. Yeah, and say, oh, maybe you should have if you don't really love me, maybe you should go. Maybe I should, maybe you should. love me maybe your should go maybe I should maybe your should and so danders just having a I think of it and so she gets up to go and everyone's like no down draw you shouldn't just get up and go and that's definitely

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Dandruff, come on, please eat dinner, please eat dinner, and she's like, well, you guys are full of shit too, okay, because you're somebody, because you guys are full of shit. And then, Stephanie's like, okay, well, first of all, it's gonna take you like five years to pack your suitcases, so you might as well just take, okay. You're scared of how to climb.

And Tiffany goes, don't leave me alone here. And she goes, oh, well, you'll be fine. Because you're now best, you got new best friends with Carrie. Uh, you got new best friend now. So Brandi was kind of right when she said that. The address just jealous that Tiffany was being my story. And so, and then he's like, but she loves you. That's why she's so mean to you.

That's how it works. Don't you know that? And Dan just like, and now her camera like little fucking fucking bulldog and she sticks out She sticks out and all the branch I go home. That's it She goes she and Cameron are like two bulldogs at a chicken fight I'm like I would like some elaboration on that. Please what do bulldogs do at chicken fights? They're pretty slow animals as far as I can tell. I don't know bulldogs that are chicken fight so Stephanie maybe pit bulls. Stephanie's convinced that

they just love each other and they they can work it out so Tiffany goes outside she goes I'm carrying can you just go and talk to her please. She's listening Tiffany. I'm not gonna be the fake person like her like well she's not really fake. I mean, she just told you to go fuck yourself 20 times and she has all season. So I don't know if fake is the right word. Yeah, people sometimes forget that like, being polite and deciding not to air all their grievances

with you at like the first moment they see you, like that's not being full, that's not being fake, that's just saying, I am trying to be a better person. I'm trying to like respect the vibe of an experience is not about being fake and you're the one who listened in. So you're the one who got like, she was venting. She wasn't being fake, she was venting, right? So, and in fact Tiffany says that, she says,

I don't think she was being fake. I think she was just saving it. Okay, saving it. I like that. Carries the one who had the speech who said, oh, you know, if you have a problem with me, like talk with me and I'll change, like meeting, implying that she's like open to discussion, she's not open whatsoever. Yeah, and Carrie, basically, everyone has said that Carries been calling them all season bitching about Dan for a nonstop so it's not like Kerry doesn't do that too you know. So um Kerry is like well I'll tell you right now if she wants to be stay here and be better friends

with me she better big and Tiffany just gives her this horrified look she's like oh she's like Tiffany goes Kerry She's like, Tiffany goes, Carrie keeps saying, I'm not a bully, but I'm looking at her right now. I'm thinking, you kind of look like one right now. Yeah. So then, Dan Drakall's Jeremy, and she's like, oh my God, you will not believe this.

He's like, well, we're under the moon lot, having a drink, having the best night ever. She's like, well, can I have a moment? Because Carrie Lee did to me and everything was fine. We went out to have a drink on the grass and she gave a speech with rainbows and unicorns to Sunshine coming out of her ass. And I said, there is bullshit.

Have I mentioned rainbows and unicorns to Sunshine coming out of her ass? Ha ha ha ha ha. Did you tell her about that, Tom? You went on the road with audio slave. Did I help anything? No Jeremy. People don't wanna her about that Tom you went on the road with audio slave did I help anything? No Jeremy People don't want to hear about that. Okay. Well tell her you're sick of listening to her go on and on about her pearls

And you've had you've had it three ways from Sunday from Pearl Jam. You told her that What about puddle of mud you tell her about your experience with puddle of mud? No, I do not want to talk about that when it was literally left in a puddle of mud when I tried to go sleep with puddle of mud? You tell her about your experience with puddle of mud? No, I do not want to talk about that when it was literally left in a puddle of mud when I tried to go sleep with puddle of mud. Okay, I do not want to talk about that. Is this a bad time to bring up mother love bone? Have you guys talked about the time you were stood up by the meat puppets? Oh, Jimmy, why are you doing this to me?

That was a very hard time for me So then we go back to Tiffany and Tiffany's like She's holding right now. Okay, Kelly and she starts crying and then the music changes to clown music. It's like changes to clown music. It's like, bye, bye, bye, bye. Good, bye, bye, bye. Oh, my God. And Kerry goes,

I really cried the bouts, why are you crying? Yeah. And, well, the funny thing is that Tiffany says, like, you know, she's really hurting and Kerry goes, I'm hurting more. And they're like, it's not a competition. And then they're like, why are you crying, Tiffany?

And she's like, well, but I was a little girl. I used to watch my parents fight. And I really hated it. I watched my parents fight because they wouldn't use a spreadsheet like mom, put your put your fighting words and call them a dad, put your insults and call them B. Why not? Why not? but you're insults and golem B, why not? Why not? And then the girls tell us, Cameron's like, this fight is not involving you. And Carrie's like,

oh, kill me. Me. Yeah. So then we go back. Next Cameron, you literally like Cameron, this fight's not involving you.

You literally have involved yourself. So hardcore in this fight. You're the one to two seconds ago who are like, don't see the word bully unless it involves brown dildo being put in your face. You're so awesome. Like Cameron really makes me laugh on this show, but she is such an ass and she makes the wrong choices constantly. Like why are you propping up Carrie? Okay. First you gave her that first party, which was annoying enough, but I get it, you're her friend. But now a whole trip revolves around Carrie and she

has the power to sit there to say you can go, you can leave my trip. Fuck that. Carrie didn't throw this. Carrie didn't do anything for that. That's what she have the power. Thank you. That's a lot Cameron. Thank you so much for bringing that up because that's what I was thinking. I was like, Carrie, you didn't even organize this. This is like, it's in your celebration, but you are not the trip president. So you better stop. You don't have to throw you to hire and fire people in your trip, okay? Yeah. So wrong side. So now you're choosing the wrong side. So then Tiffany just admits that she's just crying for herself. She's like, I just came to have a good time. Come on, please go talk to her.

And then Carrie goes, well, you don't know me. Okay, you can cry all you fucking want to. Okay, well, I will not take a step towards her because, because she owes it to me. Oh, she's been a bad friend. I'm a bad hostess. Okay, and I will never, ever take a step over her, to her, over my dead body.

I'm like, well, so much for that speech earlier. Yeah, yeah, there goes your sweet girl's speech right out the window. And so on the phone, Jeremy's like, well, lock my mom is said, you can only take so many punches before you get up swinging. And you know, which is my way of saying, I have you ever thought about swinging with another couple? Sure thing. It's not a big time for me to introduce you to Diane. Diane, come over here and say hi to Daniel. Diane, Diane's friends with Amelia from the office.

All right. So now listen, I know you might not be into this, but there are a couple of things Diane's got going for. She's got a pixie's cut and she looks like Donna soar junior. When are you come in home baby And she loves drinking ever clear all right So them back to carry she's like you have never seen the most stubborn bitch in your life So don't come crying to me about anything and ask me to beg to go to dandra because I will never do it

Okay, so people have to go to you, you're not willing to go to them. Got it. Yeah. God really makes a lot of sense. Yes. Kerry, still the biggest asshole on this show. It's like to be home to you. Will Deandra leave and then next week it's like Deandra still there. So obviously she's not leaving. But it'll be fun to see what happens. God, this show is really entertaining me. I'm really loving it this season. I don't know why I have to say that every single week. I kind of feel like maybe I'm like selling it on people. I don't know. When I like something, I just like to sell it

on people. What can I say? But anyway, thank you all for listening. Our next episode, we're really excited, the return of New Jersey and it's gonna be one. It's gonna be, the rumor is that this is gonna be quite the season and I'm excited. I'm really excited. So stay tuned for that. And we also have the Salt Lake City reunion coming up too. So thanks all for listening.

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