Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's

Episode Date: October 3, 2019

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And joining me is a hilarious and wonderful man. His name is Ronnie Caram, OK? Hey, Ronnie, what's up? Whoa, whoa. I'm looking at your beautiful face right now because this episode is a crappin' on demand episode. It's a Patreon feature which means you can not only listen to the episode, you can watch us. I'm back in LA. It feels good. It feels wonderful. it feels exciting. And we just had a crazy week of traveling, at least I did, because I went to New York, but we were in Charlotte, and we were in Nashville, and we had such a great time. And next week, we're going to Atlanta,

and we're gonna be in the early, we're gonna have two shows, in the early show we're talking about Dallas, Real House House of Dallas, which is also what we're recapping tonight. And then the late show, we're recapping our super classic, wonderful real househouse of New York episode. The one with Ray. Tress, trash, you're trash. We're gonna be doing that. So go to tickets, get tickets, go to watch our crap and do what? And here are the other places that we're playing. Okay? Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Fort Lauderdale, Indianapolis, two shows in Chicago, same time as Bravo cons.

If you didn't get Bravo cons tickets, come to CS in Chicago, okay? And same with Indianapolis. New York, St. Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles for the crappies, Detroit, Columbus. Austin. We just announced that those tickets go on sale Friday and then finally Houston So like so much stuff is happening okay. Yeah so much and we've got new shirts up We've got four new shirt. We've got a Shannon Bulldoork shirt with Shannon with the bow on her head Yeah, it's like a sound. So Those are also available as tights. Well, and we've got a Torxer, a Dorkser,

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And crap on demand, we're on video. Well, okay, come at it all. week was Real Housewives of Neutracy trailer preview that was really fun and crap on some demand for our video. Well, yeah, well, okay, come at it all. So it's a night we're talking Real Housewives of Dallas. We were recording just after the show ended. So listen, I flew back from New York to the top. I flew back from New York today, so I'm like a little bit loony, right? Like for me, it's eight o'clock Los Angeles time, which is, I don't know what that is in New York, like five a.m. I'm not sure. But the point is, it's nighttime on crap ends, right? It's another nighttime with crap ends, everybody. Listen, day or night, Leanne can find a way to be victimized by something. And today we open with Leanne being victimized by a bird.

by something and today we open with Leanne being victimized by Bird. Yeah, Leanne's just sitting at a table in Karyas and a bird just flies over ahead and she's like, oh, my heart doesn't have the constitution to live here. I mean my pants three times. You wing, Bird. Do you know how many times as a child I'll get on the swings and go around and around and a bird will chase me the entire time I was like let me enjoy these swings The time I got traumatized by that bird So dandra is just of course completely hungover. Yeah, and just like

She has a mother-ache. She's definitely definitely a hard night hard morning. She's not being a good spokesman for her brand. So then cam is talking to Leon outside of that little table. And she's like, go. Are you exhausted from last night? Do you want some cream juice? Last night was so insane. I literally felt disgusted when I went to bed. Which is funny because we saw her go to bed and apparently her disgusted face is just this. Mmm. Just her person who looks together and putting her hands together. Mmm.

Yeah, it's charred in a cartoon sleeping face. It's like laying your hands on your face on your hands. Or like a children's book from 1952, right? Yeah, yes. So. your hands or your linger face on your hands. Or like a children's book from 1952, right? Yeah, he has. So, so Liam's like, oh, I'm exhausted from birds. You win, bird.

Oh, man, I wish I could be on a scrambler. Just hit one of those birds, but you never do. You never do with a scrambler. You always think you're gonna hit something, but then it pulls you back. Pulls you back. There's always something from these shows that sticks with me throughout the week, and I think this week it's gonna be you won't bird.

You won't. Oh, I'll tell you it's six of me, but it's way later in the episode. So, I've actually already put it on to our social media. I can't help myself, okay? So, so now while they're talking about green juice and birds, Carrie and Deandra and Brandier are sitting, sitting on a couch and Deandra's like, mother, I feel like I got hit by a Mac truck and you just know that there actually was a Mac truck and Dee was like behind the wheel like large margin BBs big adventure like, woohoo!

Just trying to run around with the Mac makeup. It was the Mac makeup truck. Uh, so she's like, person, anything I ever felt in in college worse than anything I ever felt during the Bush administration Don't tell anybody that because everybody's called me a homophobic racist on Twitter For ten I just didn't bring up and open this can of worms. Okay, I didn't bring up Bush I did not do that. I did not bring up Bush, but apparently I have quite a large one. That's what people said Yeah, this is a Bush heavy episode Yeah, very lots lots of lots of that.

So now Cameron's back to Cameron talking to Leanne and she's like, girl, I almost went to your room and slept in your bed by the way. Yeah, but then I thought it would start more drama. Cause you came to me? Cause you came to me. That would sort of drama drama, that's it. Yeah, because I knew that would be like a thing, you know, because Steph would have been upset.

But then I woke up this morning, and I looked over to Steph, and she wasn't even there. Like, did she go to the Global Pat Expo? Like, where was she? And Steph's like, I was brokenhearted, because, like, I mean, Brandy being called trash, like, oh my God,

I had to go to Carrey's room and talk about it because it broke my heart, okay? Because I wasn't raised with money either. Okay, everybody, stop. Being trash does not mean poor. And I hate that this show is equating those two words. And everybody's just going along with it in the world. Like, oh yeah, she's saying you were poor.

That's not what she's saying, okay, there's rich trash too. You're trash, fairy, at least that's the poor. That's not what she's saying, okay, there's rich trash too. You're trash, period. You need to use that. Trash is a state of mind. And Stephanie is not directed towards you. Stephanie took on way too much of this fight for herself. Right? She took on way too much.

And especially since Stephanie has been talking about how she wants to separate herself from Brandy, the fact that she is literally, you know, feeling the hurt by proxy is sort of is counter to what she's trying to achieve. Yes, and I said it last week and I'll say it again, okay? I'm not feeling sorry for X-Pore people. Like, oh, you grew up poor. Like, guess what? There are some of us who are still not loaded. Okay, I don't get people don't feel sorry for me, because I'm not loaded. Get out of here with that.

So, I'm sorry for me, because I'm'm rich now and I'm with for one time. Fuck off. So, Leanne gets a lot of credit for being the best victim on the show. She can really turn any situation into her victimhood. Like, oh, they're turtles, chips without salsa. That makes sense. When I was a bandit as a child, they wouldn't give me condiments either. You can't spell condiments without mean.

Well, I guess you can, but you can't miss spell condiments without mean. That's what I got to say. As a child, I couldn't spell condiments without me, well I guess you can, but you can't miss spell condiments without me That's what I was gonna say As a child, I couldn't use condiments and so everything was like chips and salsa Okay, because there were no pork, everything was nippable and eating with eyes Let me tell you something about ketchup Okay, that's what I was doing my life with condiments. I was catching up because I never had them as a child. And this brings me right back there to me standing next to the trivante with a bunch of fries and no ketchup being like, I wonder how this experience could be better or not knowing how, not knowing how.

And cam's like, well, all I said was like, this group is clicky and I get my head chopped off She's like holding her head next to her. So she's just like Like um, can we just like talk about being can't we just be mature and talk about things like we have to Be silent and pretend everything's okay with our fake faces. I was like girl You better check yourself girl. What do you say had? Agreed, girl. Girl, agreed. She has, what's the purpose of having new roommates? If we can't even get to know each other anymore, it's like there's no effort. Like she is now like turning herself into, like she is now creating the narrative that she has been abandoned in

this situation and they are totally clikki. Well, that's really not what happened at all. I know it's a race to abandonment. You know, everyone's got to be more abandoned than the person before her. But I appreciate the effort. I appreciate her like saying like, look, I'm going to be a victim too. And she goes, bringing up the topic of clicks is no excuse to use the F word in my face in my face. F word. And as we all know, F stands for Frito Lai. Which is spama-ish. So she's like, honestly? Oh no, so the end's like, well, honestly, when I was on the carnival, we'd go into restaurants and people would look at us terribly until we left. Well, to be fair, that's not because you're poor. I mean, I think carnival people are like, known for just like walking their bill.

Like, if anyone is going to walk their bill, it's going to be a carnie. I'm sorry, okay? Blame the carnies that came before you. Yeah, I also like, you know, I think it's fine to look at people Offaly at a restaurant. I think that's like one of the fun parts of being an restaurant is looking at We've never been able to eat if we couldn't be yeah, so it don't take it personally I mean you probably did get more looks because you probably you know you were with a group of carnies I mean I'm not gonna say that you were probably underdressed in a restaurant But you were probably underdressed in a restaurant, but you were probably underdressed in a restaurant. So that's probably overdressed. Yeah, it's like you can't go to dinner with like the bearded lady and then like, you know, I'm trying to think who else is in the carnival.

That's all I can think about which is bearded lady. And I don't think that's appropriate to even say in 2019. I feel like the fact that carnies are even a thing, like that there's a segment called carnies just is like indication that maybe you don't dress well in restaurants because why else would there have to be a segment? Because like if you dress normally in a restaurant, no one would be like, oh, those are Carney folk, right?

Is this bad logic? Is this insensitive logic? Well, I just imagine people going to Denny's, like dress like they just got off work from the Carnival like, you know glitter and makeup and like dumb boat They're like bringing in dumb bow, you know sitting him down So yeah, that's what I picture but still people you shouldn't judge people even if they're corny's no, I mean no definitely not I'm in lesson Leanne is a as an American hero as far as I'm concerned and I and anyone who was

Formative in that experience is a hero to me as well. So I'm just saying it's funny because she says like I'm when I was a Carnie we couldn't go to right and every time she says a carny story like it's the worst thing in the world Like that was my dream to run away with the carnival as a kid So it's weird someone like being so victimized by being a carny like sounds good to me sign me up I'll still go god I used to when I was a kid man, that I love going to the carnival. That was my favorite thing. Oh, I could not wait to get more and more carnival.

You know, I was better than the rodeo. Let me tell you what really sucks. Go into the rodeo when you're a kid, especially a little gay kid. It's just like poop smells, dirt, people spitting. We didn't have rodeos and Westchester, unfortunately. So that's that experience I still have not Really and brought into my life. I'm open to them. I mean, we're going to Houston Are we going to at rodeo time this time round? Do you know? I don't know we were at we were there last time during rodeo time Remember oh, yeah, we were and that was oh that was like in March and the thing is we're gonna be in Austin the night before

It is there is there a rodeo in Austin. I don't know Austin like pretends it's fancy There's probably a lot of Alice's fancy. I don't know if there's a rodeo in Austin actually the point is Cameron is upset by clicks and Leanna still traumatized from being a carny and Gordon denny's and like Get it left at yeah, I'll have the moon my trebant. It's called the hammy. Oh, damn it. See, damn sticking out again. They're all looking at me. I called it the moon over my trebant.

Do people know what trebant is, by the way, because I reference it like pretty much every week and I was like my favorite ride growing up. Did you know what the trebant is or do you just go along with what I'm saying? That's the one with this like a really long thing that you sit in and then it goes like reeeey. Right? Not quite. It's like it goes in a in and then it goes like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Although I mean the scramblers are the best. The scramblers always the best, always will be. But the Trebont was like, I feel like it was always the unsung hero of the Carnival. So it's like a disc.

Some people say it looks like a clown hat, I don't know. But it's like a circle. And here I actually have a quarter. So I'm going to do a visual representation for people who are watching here. Sorry about my nails, I need to cut them. So you got a circle and you'll all sit around on the circle. All the seats around the circle.

And what happens is the circle starts rotating, okay? And then what happens is the circle starts wobbling, you know? Like imagine we have like a coin if you're spinning a coin as it settles down. Yeah, yeah. But then it starts going up and down. So you're sort of going up and down and up and down. Yeah, it's crazy. And then it stops and then goes backwards.

You just all backwards. It's like amazing. It's the best. I didn't know it was called the Turban. It's called the Turban. And also at the Western Playland, it was like called, it was named after some heavy metal band or something. It was always like heavy metal music playing

and heavy metal music used to scare me because my Mima said it was satanic. And so I was always like, oh my God, those are baby eaters. Yeah, if you look up, if you do a Google search for a Turban ride, if you just say Turban you're going to get one of those old cars from Europe. But if you say Trebont ride, you get to see what it is. And just looking at it right now is like, you know, it would be worth it getting all those

stairs and denies just to know you could ride that Trebont every day. Not only ride it, but put it together. You know what I mean? Have some pride in your work. So it's like, yeah, people looked at us terribly. And so I understand trigger words like trash, cause people used to call us trash garbage, poopoo, Tribont builder. Cotton candy maker. I never built that. I wasn't on the Tribont station,

but they always had Tribont builder. Okay. I was a scramble girl. So when people use words that trigger her, she is triggered and can go. And it's like, but her behavior was trashy girl. It's like, yeah, for people are not going to get to just redefine words. She was not saying screw you, your poor. It's like yeah. Four people are not gonna get to just redefine words. Yeah. She was not saying screw you your poor. That's not fair. And Cameron can be a total dick. Okay. I'm not sticking up too much for her, but she wasn't saying your poor. She was saying you're being fucking trash because you're acting like trash, okay? Yeah, and I just love how Leanne is

explaining trigger words. And Cameron is pretending like she empathizes like right right trigger words yeah but she was trashy and that was the first word that came to mind actually the first word that came to mind was taco salad all I think it's two words so it's my third word but it felt good trashy so then Brandy is still fuming. She's talking to the other girls and she's like, oh my god. Yeah, Cameron. I mean, she was so mean to me. And now I'm trashy. I guess I'm just trashy cop with double standards. I guess I'm the trashy one. She's through napkin on my foot. I guess I'm the trashy one. Like, like, Brandy. You are. Brandy, like, this is not the hill to die on. Okay, especially because there's like lots of televised footage of you wearing shit in the head and like chasing around

Cameron with a dildo and just like, you know, you know, you just the other night, well I guess that's not trash, that's gonna say you like, chat practically at the table, that's not trash, you that's life. But you know, the point is this, just this is not the hill to die on, okay, this is not it.

This, I understand that you're triggered, but like Ronnie said, you're rich now. So be rich. Now, okay, get over it. So, Kerry is like, I love how rich people pretend it's such a trauma to not have money. You're like, Oh, remember when I didn't have money? Like, yeah, most of us watching you, could you please get the fuck over yourself? To be fair. In her defense slightly, it wasn't about her, she's not triggered about being poor. She's triggered by the fact that when she was poor, no one wanted to come over. So, but that's like, that's on the screen. Well, now she lives in play now. Nobody wants to come over still. You see what I mean? It's like circle circles in life. They just keep on a turn.

She lives in a town that's named after a tackle box. So I get it. I would be too. I'm sure you know. So carry. So carry. So I'm ready to go girls. Here's the plan.

Beach day. The best call. It's a cute little sweatshop. I've never heard some a sweatshop, a sweat lodge. I've never heard someone refer to a sweat lodge as cute. That is the last thing a sweat lodge. She also cute. She also is so casual the is the last thing a sweat lodge. She also cute She also is so casual the way that she put that in there

She's like we're going to have a great we have a great day today We're going to do a beach and well the beach and margaritas and Lan sunshine and sand and a sweat lodge and then you know dinner and food lots of good times It's like wait did you say sweat lodge in there? People dying those. Yeah, people dying those. Like Deandra is gonna die in that thing, okay? Yeah, and also there's way too much weed going there. Yeah. There's way too much weed in this gas to be going into a sweat lodge, okay?

I'm like, we're just gonna see head start exploding. That's why, you know what, when you were gone and Ray was filling in for you, we were saying that the reason why, the reason why Leanne has been so crabby this vacation is she's got too much hair. She put too much hair in going into Mexico and she's got a hot, she literally has a hot head. She's like wearing a fur coat in this beautiful hot Mexican air. And so she's just cranky. And that's that's really what the why there's a B in her bonnet because like there's a B and lots of hair in her bonnet. Yeah, there's a bee in her way, like in her weave piece or whatever. Yeah, that's that's heavy.

So then she's everybody gets in the van and Stephanie's like, um, Cam, can I say by years, girl, you don't ever even have to ask about that. Just knock, cement. Not just that, not cement. Girl, so Liam somehow comes up about like, where did Stephanie go in the morning? Where, and Cameron's like, I thought you had left because I looked over and you were gone. And I was like, that's a trashy thing to do for someone. I'm not saying you're trashy. Just the act of disappearing was trashy.

So, Seppney is like, no, I just, so I like I woke up at like seven and 30 the morning and then I just was like, I'm up, so I was like, you know, anyway. Yeah. I don't wanna talk about it. Yeah, so I just can come back to you. Yep, so then at the beach,

they're all having more drinks and Carrie just keeps giving toast everywhere she goes. Like, oh, hello everybody. I would like to make a cheers because here we are and beautiful, my family is home and blah, blah, blah, cheers, cheers, cheers. So it's like, okay, thanks for the vacation.

Okay. I don't need you to cheers every five minutes. Sit down, Karen. Yeah, she's getting a little annoying, I think. I'm not like, she doesn't make me mad. I don't love her, but I think like the takeaway I'm getting is just annoying. Like a little overbearing

she's quietly overbearing with like lots of plans and then like excessive toasting almost to sort of like convince everyone they're having a good time. Okay I want to do a toast now. We made it out of the van so let's give a toast to the van. Great van, great van, it was a great van. I love the van. And then every single episode or every single like diary room session she has she's like, oh I didn't want to have negativity, no negativity, no negativity, I was like, what do you think you're auditioning for Sesame Street? Shut up. So I'm trying to take the negativity out of my house live shows.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yet. So Stephanie and Deandra and Carrie are going to be the first to go into the sweat lodge and Stephanie's like, I hope that Deandra throws up in the sweat lodge. I'm like, do you know what a sweat lodge is? Are you sure you want to have fresh vomit in there with you? Yeah. And Deandra's like, I forgot to bring a plastic bag mother. Brand is like, here you can use

my head. So yeah, Leon, of course, is complaining about every single thing. And now that you said it, I totally get it because of her shoulder pain. So she's like, Oh, the water is freezing in this ocean. I'm going to sweat. I'm going to sit by the water, which is freezing in this ocean. I ain't gonna sweat. I'm gonna sit by the water. Which is freezing I just want a grand slam Can't a woman have her grand slam piece can't she? So so the girls so the half the girls go off to do the Sweat lodge and they meet up with a shaman named Debbie, which I don't know why that's so funny to me. I knew you were gonna love that.

I said Ben will laugh at Debbie. Like, I love that she's like, hi, I'm Debbie. I'm gonna be your shaman for today. Where are you guys in from? I am from Connecticut, which is using the Northwest corner of Minnesota. And then she wasn't like that at all, but I just feel like if you're named as Debbie, that's like, I know. It's just yeah, the name makes you think of that, right?

Like, hi, welcome to Shaman Resources. Okay, we're going to go over a few points about how we're going to behave in the office. Okay, one piece of candy per jar would be coming here. Number one. Any more than that's just disrespectful. And I say that would love. Not too much love, because we're in shaman resources So hey, um, and by the way when you were done with your sweat lodge

Just remember to bring me your receipts. That's right. I also work in accounting too. I'm dev in shaman accounting Debbie has that Self-confidence of someone who works in the only entertaining thing in town because she knows that no one's just of someone who works in the only entertaining thing in town. Because she knows that no one's just gonna say, fuck that, I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese the next door, right? Because there isn't a Chuck E. Cheese. So she says this a lot. She's like, we're going to get an oven that is like a womb.

I'm like disgusting. Way to sell it. Yeah, anybody want to crawl into an oven or a womb? No, Debbie. Yeah, and want to crawl into an oven or a womb. No, Debbie. Yeah, and I also would be like, honestly, like, I would be concerned. What if someone fart? That's my first stop. I don't want to fart in the room. Or what if someone just like, I don't know, like, their water. I don't want to be in a womb. That's disgusting. I spent my time, I did my time in the womb. Okay.

I came out of there scratching and crawling. Yeah. Yeah. If we don't, if the womb is so great, we'd stay in there. No kidding. Well, there was a constant supply of wine in my womb. So that was fine. I'm not gonna. I shouldn't give my mother's room a bad rating. I had a constant supply of cigarettes in front of you. So thanks Bob. Well, no one is more concerned than Stephanie because they're like putting on they're putting mud on themselves And stuff and getting ready to go into the sweat lodge, which is like a little dome It's like a little igloo, but it's like not an igloo at all like it's almost like a like a clay wigwam or something like that Just like a little sort of thing and so Stephanie's like This lady is really weird. I mean, I'm not gonna lie Like I feel like she wants to eat us.

She can talk about food. Like, we are a Hansel and Gretel, and she's trying to eat us. Don't worry, you're teeth-aid. You know. Yeah. I don't think anyone on Bravo could ever qualify to be like a Hansel and Gretel.

Is that which we get them into a house and try to feed them? And they'd be like, oh, no, I'm sorry, I already have my lettuce for today. She definitely think gluten-free. Do you have anything gluten free? Do you have any bullen nays in this witch hut? I know. The witch can never fatten them up because they're just keto the whole time.

She's like, damn it these kids keep losing weight. They just keep on making requests. Thank you for this turkey, this turkey plate with mashed potatoes and gravy. Um, I don't eat gravy though. Do you have a, like a side salad, which is like, uh, yeah, just give me a second, which is like, here's your side salad. Actually, I can't have real mean because I eat colic and rice. Do you have any little gems? Traveling for Zay. Which is like actually, unfortunately, I do have some for Zay. Hold on one second. So now they're rubbing metal over each other or rubbing metal

over themselves for this sweat lodge thing. And they only put it on the bottom half of their face, which gives them all that Fred Flintstone Homer Simpson or like Homer Simpson like five o'clock shot I think and it just looked hilarious because they're all crying. They're like let's have this deep moment with our Homer Simpson face I know and they got deep real quickly basically they sit down and then Debbie is like, okay, so what's on your mind? And he enters like well I'm Mother I'm like whoa whoa whoa we didn't even get into it yet Yeah, she goes right there. Yeah, she goes right into it

So she's like I'm grateful to be here with my friend. I'm an attorney point, you know I just turned 50 and it just realized that my mother certainly fucking me over So if there's some way that this room can make my mother die, that would be amazing. Thank you Thank you mother Stephanie is sad because she is she's just, she basically just starts to cry because she is feeling, she's just feeling a lot of shame for having to go back on to enter the presence and she's trying to like find like the strength to know that that's like okay. And then carries is like totally uninspiring. She's

like, I just want to be a better mother, I just want to be a better mother. I want that one bit on my kids more, my kids, because I wasn't, you know, we had divorced, so kids 50, 50, and I miss a lot of childhood and kids are everything to me. I'm like, okay, get a better sweat lodge story. Judging your sweat lodge story. Also, I just want to point out to Stephanie, and really anybody who suffers from depression, as I too, I've talked about it on this show.

But, you know, I feel like it takes a lot of bravery to be on medication. You know, some of us, this is our medication. You see this cold pad tie that's just constantly sitting by my computer, just in case I need to tell you seriously, there's no shame in that, you know, and not just like the cutest thing. I wish I could be mad at Stephanie. He and Stephanie's one of the only housewives I've ever, that we've ever covered, that I haven't been able to hate at least for a little bit. I mean, I find myself, I pride myself

on being able to hate anybody for at least five minutes. I, the only thing that I hate about Stephanie is not being able to hate her. I'm like, oh, I know, it's annoying. I feel like she's probably a serial killer. There's something, there's something that's not right because no one's that likable. I'm, okay, here's serial killer. There's something that's not right because no one's that like a ball. I'm okay. Here's my cat. She's at monopoly. Yes, or bites the head off of hamsters.

While she cheats on the monopoly. Or she eats kick cats all the way across. Oh, what does that mean? She doesn't break them off one at a time. She'll like just go like, oh my god. People do that. Yeah. People do that. It's awful. They're broken for a reason. Idiot. Watch a commercial. You know what she probably does? Even worse than eating them all across like my fingers or the kick-cat, even worse than biting them all across.

She probably eats them like a like she probably holds it like a harmonica and bites through it like a shark bite. So she's biting across and also the wrong orientation. Like a horizontal kick at bite right in the middle. Like Stephanie, what are you doing? Why? Lian's like, when I was in the corny's, they, I every time we got candy people there with us,

like no Liam, don't want up our situation here. Uh-huh. I've never felt more nuts than I did by that look at them. So the drum guy starts drumming and singing stuff and um oh my god, you know what? Can I tell you something? I don't even know why you're seeing that right now, but I have the first thing that came to my head. No, because I totally lingered in the Hudson News stand today to hear the last of that song because it was playing in there at the airport. It was like, so I remember when I was driving, driving in your car, speed so fast, you're on a, like, uh, sir,

do you want to buy those kick cats? I was like, no, hold on. I had a feeling that I could buy a kick cat. I am feeling that I could be someone, be a stand-up kick cat. Yeah, I was like, you're singing that. And then, you're just in the Hudson and the air for actually and not even realizing that you're eating the cake at all. I actually almost bought a

Reese's fast break. So that's really the best pun candy for that song. I got a fast break. You got a plan to get us out of this candy. I got to make a decision. Leave today, I gotta eat this fast bar. Okay. So, Liam is sitting outside with Cameron. Wait, yeah, with Cameron, right? And she just hears... From the outside, she's like, Wow, that sounds fun. Just fucking great.

I love that you've turned it that they're saying Tracy Chaden inside the womb. By the way I feel so bad for the cameraman that got stuck having to go into the sweat lodge because you know he was probably like, or she was like in a T-shirt or shorts and holding a giant piece of equipment. That's not what I would want to be in that sweat lodge with. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in a sweat lodge with fucking anybody, okay?

Yeah, except a sledgehammer. So you can share that shit down, because that's not good for you. I want to be in a room temperature lodge. How about that? Yeah, slightly below. I want to be in a 66 degree lodge. Yeah, that? Yeah, slightly below. I want to be in a 66 degree lodge. Yeah, I want something that's better than an icono lodge,

but less smarmy than a Roger lodge. Roger lodge. Okay, so, um, Liam and Cameron, Liam's just, you know, complaining. Dan, I'm going to kill you. We're going to do this goddamn recap, damn you. No, I was setting kill you! We're gonna do this goddamn recap damn you! No I was setting the scene because they're hearing Tracy Chapman in the background. God damn Tracy Chapman!

Blading me for not getting a ring on the soda pop! When I was a car- The car- When I was in the carney we only had slow cars. And I mean they go around in a small little circle and you go beep beep beep and that's all you could do. I had a slow car, slow enough to go in a circle, but you got to make a decision. So Leana's sitting with Brandy and Cameron and she's like yeah sounds great. And Brandy's like oh very peaceful I love it. And it's just

really awkward. So Cameron's like so how late did you guys stay up? Because I went to bed. Remember when I went to bed because it was hurtful. So I was in awkward. So the camera's like, so, how late did you guys stay up? Because I went to bed. Remember when I went to bed? Because it was hurtful. So I was in bed. So how long were you guys on? And Rarity? Yeah.

Without me, because I was in bed. I wasn't bed. But I couldn't sleep very well, because I just felt icky. I'm not gonna say I felt trashy, because that's more of your thing, but I felt icky. I just felt gross, like an old taco salad

So she's a victim. She's a taco salad victim and then Leanne's like, hey wait a minute I took a pill last night which she's just been mentioning pills over and over again and how traumatizing that is for her and how Many pills she's taken and now she's just like what took a pill last night? So it's like a baby, but I needed a pill. And then cameras like, well, I couldn't sleep. Iki and Brandy's like, okay, Jesus, you just want to talk. Are we, is this what we're doing? You just want to go have a talk?

Yeah. And she's in camera and it's like, yeah. Do you want to do a wait, do it away from Leon? So there's just not another voice. I mean, is that better? I already feel Iki as it is. And the last thing I need is a carny voice here. Sorry girl.

I know problem. I'll watch your hat getting used to this. Oh, it's just totally in your mansion, Leanne. Everybody just gets up and leaves. Is that a goddamn bird again? You win, bird. I said it. You win.

I almost went over that bird's nest and put a note on it. It's nest and said, you win. I almost went over that bird's nest and put a note on it's nest and said you win. I'm leaving Okay, now let's let me just preface this brand and cam argument brandy and cam argument by saying you're both stupid and you're both wrong Shut up. No one cares. Okay, continue. I really enjoyed how how camera made herself the victim in the situation when she really was Of as victims go it was slightly more on Brandy's side so Brandy's like I really I wasn't trying to fight with you and Cameron's like you started saying affin affin affin with your finger my face it was like gangster taco salad like affin affin affin affin so I felt like you were coming at me so my defense mechanism was to throw a napkin,

so I had just enough time to escape without having another effin in my face, okay? I'm like, that's not what you do the napkin. It doesn't napkin to give you, like, create separation between you two. She's not like a velociraptor, okay? Although dinosaurs will come back into it. No, you did that because you wanted to throw a napkin on her face because you thought she's beingaptor, okay? Although dinosaurs will come back into it. No, you did that because you wanted to throw a napkin on her face because you thought she's being trashy, okay? Yeah, well she was yelling in her face, Brandi.

She was. So she threw a napkin on her face. I'm on team cam here. So Brandi's like, well I understand that you felt like that the whole thing was being very aggressive. Like she's trying to talk it out calmly, you know? And cam just won't let it go because she's cam. And she's like, I have never, how about happened to me? Like I felt icky. Like, I mean, I was like,

why am I in this group when I'm being got to talk like this? Yeah, I was like, you're the one who do the napkin, Camran, you're the one who started the entire, like, conversation, like you literally started everything and you started with a very drunk Brandy so like you kind of get what you deserve even though I'm on your side with it, but like you did sort of Yeah, you know, so Brandy's like well, all I was trying to do in the end comes over So oh and Brandy's like can we just have a conversation please? She's like no because last night I tried to step away and have a proper conversation and I was new lab remember that I want to have are you left okay well that was Deandra being drugged so why are you yeah Deandra rules I have one thing to say to y'all

not a roast not a roast well I don't want to. You make her cry. I say, I see her crying. Everything's fine. I'm not beating her up. Can we please have some alone time? She's like, okay, okay. So then she goes back to the procedure. She's like stupid. This is stupid. Yeah, and also when she leaves, she's fun.

I'm gonna let y'all finish, but I want y'all to know she feels bad. I'm like, yeah, she's saying it as if it's like her decision. Like, she came up with the idea to step away. I'm like, Liam, they've been telling you to walk away. I'm like a minute now. Oh Fine, you know what I'm here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk away like yes, Liam That's what I'm trying to get you to do. Yeah, so Brandy back alone again Brandy and Cameron Brandy's like I'm not gonna lie. I woke up thinking I was trash. I was like, oh god

So Cameron's like um, I was like I wouldn't do that. Okay. I wouldn't be degrading on purpose I mean, what's wrong? Like what is your memory or whatever and Brandy's like, well, I was that kid that no one wanted to come over Because I lived in a trailer and so it like really hurts and I want you to understand while it hurts me and cam's going like this So it like really hurts and I'd wait you to understand why it hurts me and cam's going like this Mmm, and meanwhile Leanne's doing like stupid Childish she's childish stupid Stupid face not a roast over there not a roast not a corny But the reason I'm strong and I don't open up is because I'm ashamed I'm ashamed that I was born one time. And Cameron's like, you shouldn't be ashamed, girl.

You're a strong, whim woman because of all of that pornist that you waited through. That is so difficult. That is so difficult. Also, could you not talk about pornists anymore? It makes me feel icky. I break gotten roshes. So, yeah, so basic brand is like,

just like please never call me that again. It's degrading and Cam's like, well, girl, yeah. But just so you know, it really hurt me when you're coming at my face, like, you're my friend. Like, why would my friend be doing that? Like, coming at my face right now. So they apologize to each other.

And Cameron's like, I am so sorry, I triggered her, because that's a trigger. And like you shouldn't trigger things. And Lee, I was like, we're strip ever. And I got a flesh-eating bacteria last time I was in Mexico. And Cameron's just nodding up, and be like, mm, mm, mm, I'll never call her trash again, but I'm gonna think it with my lips

So back in the sweat lies your sweatin yeah, and Deandre gets water poured out on her head or whatever and so back with Cameron and Brandy Can't they come back to Legan and cameras like are you hot and so of course I'm gonna go welcome the beach now Yeah, so they like stop stand-in-the-beach She's now mad. They're just like trading off on who's gonna have a petty fight So she's she's like moping on the beach And then we got a commercial break and we saw a I saw a commercial for project runway saying the new season was starting soon I'm like that's great. I support it. I love it. But why do we not have any like top chef

promos saying something's coming soon? I like need to know about top chef. I'm like ready for it. Yeah, I was an already project runway time again. Yeah, I give us, I want top chef. I want it back. It should be back soon and I want it back soon. Anyway, so now the girls are out of the sweat lodge and they're just like frallicking in the ocean and lian Sulking, etc. So now Cameron and Brandy are gonna do the sweat lodge which surprised me. I did not think Cameron was gonna do a sweat lodge at all I didn't either but she's like I'm going into a sweat lodge and it's gonna be in the most fancy bathing suit You've ever seen in your life. Yeah, she's wearing like a $5,000 bathing suit into this spot lodge and of course, it's like rich white lady being as offensive as possible. She's like, ma'am, I guess this is like

spals were on the olden days. Debbie just gives her a look like, man, I hate that I have to be peaceful right now. I know. Also when they walked out the first time, Carrie goes, oh my god she's pregnant! To Debbie, because Debbie is pregnant. And then they've made that sound and Debbie just looked pissed like, how dare you. How dare you, I'm not pregnant. So they get in and we don't get as much time with them because probably the caravan was like dying at this point.

So, uh, to be decided with them because probably the caravan was like dying at this point so That means I was more like well, what's your intention? What do you guys want? And camera's like my intention is for love for friends and for families and maybe some bowling Yeezy later Hope somebody knows how to say that in spongebob So did she even say anything? knows how to say that in sponage. Yeah. So did she even say anything? No, she said that she wanted friends.

And it was just like generic stuff, both of them. Oh, OK. Because that just was like, God, the camera didn't even say anything in this. Like, her friends didn't write it down. Maybe Brandy. So who knows? So back with the other girl, Stephanie tells the end.

She's like, yeah, did we make you feel left out by going into that sweat lodge when you didn't go in? Because you were like, whatever. And the end's like, um, yeah, did we make you feel left out by like going into that spot lodge when you didn't go in because you were like whatever. And then I was like, no, I felt out left out when Brandy wanted to have a conversation over there and camp was crying. And I just wanted to say don't let her cry. Cause at some point, when do I even, when do I just stop trying? Where? Even when I just stop Right Where do women are just like nodding like hmm. We're not on her side with this Is anybody she's just going so over the top. It's hilarious. Yeah, and so carries like you know what they say

Sometimes you give what you get what you get back. Huh? You get you get what you give giving it getting I'd like to make a toast. I like to make a toast. Shut up. Okay. What you get so I should be getting another drink after this since I'm giving a drink Who's getting a toast to me? I'm giving a toast So the Amazon delivery man is here. He's brought toast for me So Leanne's being so dramatic. She's like, I just feel like I'm damned if I do Damn if I don't and I just feel like I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't, and I just feel like every time I try, my teeth get kicked out of my face. Which was an old coronetric to be honest. Uhhh, maybe you'll see me pull off my thumb.

Look at this. Wait, wait, I still got it, still got it. Maybe you don't know this about me. But my mother abandoned me when I was a child and just know they're all like, oh god. And Gary's like, oh you and me could have been sharing a room, but you know, we could have been having fun, but you know, you're insisting on staying alone. You know, for example, Stephanie came to me today and my room and it was so fun., you know, I was like, how was that fun? Stephanie came to your room crying.

I know. Carrie's just like so excited that anyone came to her room. I couldn't have been your mother. You could have come to my room. You could have been your mother for a moment. And Liam's doing that thing where every time somebody tries to talk back to her mind-logs, she just overtalks. I'm like, oh, oh, well, I'm aware that I'm my own worst day to be I am aware Well, I was trying to say I know I know I know I Remember that song that went oh Remember that song that's what I'm singing right now over you. Okay, you're done talking.

I'm not trying to cause problems. I'm really just trying to fit in with my giant hair. That's not appropriate for this weather. Could someone get me air conditioning, please? So Brandy and Cameron have been frolicking together in the ocean and they come back and they're like, I'm so impressed with you, Brandy and Cam. You are getting along, mother. And Brandyi's like she even held my hand in there which is hilarious because

that's so Cam like oh my god hold my hand these are waves I love hoody in the blowfish hold my hand it's my song that I used to sing when I audition for a American Idol so then they all take a shower together and then we start talking about pubes somehow, but it happens so fast and I was like, I'm gonna rewind that. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna rewind that. Well, Brandy was like, I saw the aunts pubes, I saw the aunts pubes, and then I saw Deandra's too, it was like a lot of pub talk, etc, etc. And then it was like silliness and Cameron and Brandy, now that they've had their fight, they're gonna like bond by pranking everyone.

So they're gonna put a flower in the hair dryer to, you know, to like explode on people's faces when they use their hair dryer. So that way they'll have to take another shower all over again and wait longer. Yeah, and so they have the other ladies, Brandy gives them all shots to distract them. And Leigh, I'm like,

Shots, I told you, I don't't there's two things that I don't like blow jumps was one and shots is the other one I'm gonna have that step one I'm gonna have swallow but that stuff and I don't want to swallow that stuff at all So Carrie is the one who winds up with the blow dryer so she like turns it on and does like flower everywhere but what's funny is that like branding and camera right there so they get flowering themselves too. But they're all cracking up. Carey is like, ah, toast to the blow dryer. To the blow dryer toast. A toast. I would like to take the blow dryer for being a blow dryer's blow dryer. You know,

a fun blow dryer. A blow dryer who will play on vacation. You know what is fun and what is great about this blow dryer so positive this morning It came into my room and was like here let me dry her hair and I said I don't need my hair dried right now I'm taking a shower later and it's it okay Great for your dryer toast to you So then let's see here so care they're all dancing they're dancing on the van I wrote that couldn't it's well They they they were just dancing in a shower and then they're all dancing they're dancing on the van I wrote get that couldn't It's well they they they were just dancing in a shower and then they're getting ready for dinner and so

Leanne is somehow saying things like I just fly down my I flat on my pubes and stuff like that who has a hair? You're pussy me or Deandra Yeah, and this is this is really how to just get me to completely zone out. Well, I did like Brandi did make me laugh because the Andres DeAndre says, I have what is called a landing strip and Brandi's like, that is not a landing strip, that is a full airport. So now they're in the van and Brandi starts talking about, she says, oh, in the end, I wish we could have done this wetlash together, you know, because you're moping around like a child. I wish we could have done this wetlash together. Oh, I know you didn't want me there.

Have I ever told you about the time I went to fill up my car with gas and the gas just walked right away from my car didn't even want to be with me. Just like you. Did I ever tell you about the time when me and my corny friends went to a Ruby Tuesday's by on a Friday and I said thank God it's Friday's and someone said that's the wrong restaurant I never felt so out of place. Ever. felt so out of place ever. So the end is like here we go again. Oh God, here we go again. Yeah. So she starts doing this. She's like, Oh, I heard camcrod. You heard my feelings. And Stephanie's like, well,

Mandy, but I think that Leanne is trying to say is that it's really easy. When you go into a restaurant and they say, please wait here for the hostess. And then the hostess comes and she actually speaks to you But Leanne is used to them running away and locking the doors with the green handle and the door handles so that they can get back in that's hard It's our brilliant to process. Okay So Brandy thinks that Leanne is jealous that Brandy reconciles. Which is good call with Cameron Which is great. It's just basic every season. It's the same story just they changed the players up because last season

it was Brandi and D'Andra. They had a fight and then they made up and then this is what happened. So, yeah. So, Leanne's basically like, I'm trying not to be evil. I swear, I'm trying not to be evil, but spoiler alert. I will be yelling at you later with a hellfire directly behind me. So just get some for that. So they're at dinner and they're being served those humongous chips like there's big as a head and camera's like, can I have another chop? Can I have another one?

And they're like, what is going to be a chop? Is that the, I need another one. I'm six foot tall, there's a lot to fat. Yeah, what I'm trying to do is actually build my own taco salad. If I have a none for these chips, it actually'll make a bowl. And then make a bit salad in there, and then it'll be like, wow, who may taco salad. So Cameron, God, I don't know. Here we go again.

Here is maybe. Oh, let's go to their orders. Okay, so again, Brandy orders spaghetti. And a couple of them order pasta and Cameron's like, do you have Bolo Nasa and the guys like no, no, not the name was bullenase and she's I don't know Spamash She goes he said no and bullenase like the same words that you just

I don't know and then then she goes, OK, in that case, could I just get spaghetti with mirin-yurosau, please? Thank you. And Keso. And Keso. Keso on top, though. Keso for everyone. Keso Tito for everyone's Tito, please.

Thank you, Tito. But here's what's actually important that really happened to you, Rysai Aside from, do you have Balinese? Is that Carrie made another toast? And she's like, oh, I just want to make a toast. This trip has been so wonderful. I've gone on so many girls trips. And this one is the one that has been full of the most time. And so, so many surprises and highlights okay my rose and my thorn just the rose was when Stephanie came into my room this morning and I loved our little chat I loved our little chat that we had at 7.30 a.m. precisely this

morning when you were in my room and not the room that you went to sleep in. Oh, I see. This definitely wasn't your room. Cameron? Cameron goes, wow. This definitely actually went to carry this morning. Okay. I see how this is going. I'm like, do you? Because I dumped. She went into another room to talk to someone. She woke up. Carrie was awake, said she talked to her. Yeah, pretty much. So then Brandy's like, I look forward to having a moment with you. I mean, he has like me too, me too. Well, without other people included.

So that's where all the other drama cup comes in. She goes, well, as long as it doesn't get. Boom, boom. Here's me. here's you. Boom, boom. I'm dead, no serving me. Never ate it in a diner again. As long as it doesn't get to be like that, I'm fine, I'm fine.

So Karen says, just raise your hand if it gets crazy. Oh, Leanne, you're already raising your hand. Oh, I can't help it, I'm justifying. I'm justifying. I'm just forgiving me for praying the old praise and the Lord. I got to praise the Lord brandy and what her boundaries are. That's what friends do So surely that will go well and meanwhile back at the table what looks like idle chatter turns into a whole thing unto itself because Kerry says This is also very curious. She has she loves Cameron sort of like I do But she like will not stop saying it to her face. She goes Cameron

Can I tell you one thing? Can I? Okay, this is serious, okay? I have to get this off my chest. I have a bone to pick. And I didn't want to have to do this here, but I really have to say this. You are so much fun. Honestly, honestly, you're so fun. You're so fun I'm mad at how fun you are, that's the bone I have to pick with you And it's definitely like, yeah, you're so much fun in camera because let me stop you stuff Okay, like right now when you said you're always fun

Guess what, I've always been fun, okay? And I haven't been able to be fun with you because you haven't tried to get to know me. I love that declaration. You know, you're saying that I'm fun now, but I've always been fun. Just gotta be your tagline for the next few seasons. It's like she's thankful this girl's calling her fun,

but she's mad that that girl's calling her fun. So then we go to commercial and we come back. And it's, she's like she's thankful this girl's calling her fun, but she's mad that that girl's calling her fun. So then we go to commercial and we come back. And it's just like, yeah, because like, I've really tried with you. Like I've really tried with you in Brian V. I just never feel super cast on. Like I keep like, you know what? Sometimes I just feel screw it.

I mean, look what you just mean me say, screw it. Yeah, okay. It's a sword. I was like, that is true. I said, I said that. me say screw it. Yeah, yeah, I was like that is Trace at this I said that I almost do a napkin right now, okay? And that made me feel trashy like Brandy. Should I just say Brandy from now on? I felt like Brandy you know what I'm saying and you can tell she watches the bachelor cuz she's like um stuff me and Brandy have had a wall up with me since

day one and you know what I would wish that they would just put their walls down and stop having walls on. So Stephanie, you know, on the inside, Stephanie is so pissed off. But on the outside, she's like, well, I think that, like, I think we're just like different people. And so it's like, it just takes a while for us to figure each other out. For instance, I really hate you right now, and I have to figure out a way to sort of find anything We're down to about you. I don't think I can I don't think I can Well, I'm just saying to Carrie

Thank you Carrie for accepting me because yes I am from Highland Park, but at least you didn't judge me and I'm like, oh, okay So now people are judging you because you're too rich. I mean, what the fuck? If we're bringing up any story books today, it's the three bears. It's like, this one's too poor. This one's too rich. You're all rich.

Should you stop? Just stop. And now Stephanie is mad, because she feels like Cameron is saying that Stephanie's been a bad friend to her. So now Stephanie is mad, but of course she doesn't show it yet. So if you episodes down the line, and it'll start to, definitely will just wind up like crying in a marshals and just like admitting

I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you So then It's the back over to Leanne Leanne's like let me see if I can make this over dramatic. Let me tell you something Brandy When you excluded me from that conversation and I was just left to stare at an old conch shell on the beach, that had an actual conch in it, I know, because it bit me. And then walked away. He walked away.

You don't know rejection to the conch walks away from you. So anyway, I almost walked up to your door and wrote a note on it that said you win. I'll leave Which is very similar to the note I had to write on the maze at the restaurant Never got to the same thing. It's the same note. I wrote to that bird from the beginning of the episode I've been writing that note a lot today. Every time I do a letter scramble. I just add in why OUW I and encircle it you win Every time I do a letter scramble, I just add in W-O-U-W-I-N and circle it. You win. You win.

So yeah, they start to fight. They've always had for years and years, right? But this time they both do it. They're both fucking victims about every little thing. Now Leanne does it in a much more grand way, and Leanne really is just being a pill this entire time. She is. But Brandy turns it, she's like, but I was called trash.

So now they're both the biggest victims in the world because they were poor ones. And it was surprising, because Brandy did not do her normal thing, which is to get mad. And just like, just yell at Leanne. She was almost like pleading to be like, I don't want to fight. Please don't make me do this with you right now. And Leanne was pleading, but she like pleading to be like, I don't want to fight. Please don't make me do this with you right now.

And Leanne was pleading, but she was pleading to be understood. But while the entire time that Leanne is yelling at Brandy, she has a raging bonfire behind her. So it is truly like Leanne's fury in full force. Like the raging fire coming from behind her head. It's like Leanne is Bowser just going for it. So this is their fight about trash. Because Leanna's like, well, you know, I felt for you

because you know that word is the word that bothers me trash. I knew what you were feeling. And Brandon's like, yeah, but when I feel that, I bottle it up and I don't do anything, and you feel like you make a big production out of it. Like blah, blah, blah, blah It's everyone has to feel sorry for you And she said what are you and she goes cuz you're always living in the past. I'm not living in the past

Please do not interpret the outlet there You know, I'm very sensitive to people saying I live in the past cuz one time what house a little girl I was abandoned At back to the future and I didn't know what to do, okay? So I do not live in the past, because we're going, we don't need roads, we don't. I still get upset when I think about Marty McFly, getting him boner for his mother. You know how hard that is, right? You better not call me chicken, that's what I gotta say.

So they're both been called trash, they both been called trash to the past. And but Lea's more dramatic about it or something. And so Lea just keeps talking over Brandy. And she's like, she's like, so wait a minute. What are you saying? You're saying that I don't want people to feel sorry for me? Is that what you're saying? And Brandy's like, yes. You know, you're acting like my children. Like when they need attention, they stop off. I have to deal with that as sleepovers. Yeah. And so I have lived in shame.

I've tried to kill myself. I take bills, but I don't want you to feel sorry for me. I just want you to know what shame does to a body. That's what shame does to a body that also has a little bit too much weave in Mexico. Okay. That's what shame does. Shame. Shame. Shame. I mean, while the women at the table are like So did the t is that conversation look like it's going. I think it's going well I think it looked like I don't know the answer me this With their hands like she's juggling flat-handed, you know So I'll never was allowed in the juggling legion so then

Deandra just like oh lady just sit down and shut up I can't deal with it mother so um so Brandy feels like she's just not being heard by the cat. What? Yep. Yep. Yep. And Leanne is like no yeah that's how I feel. Yep. Yep. Yeah. My ladies not you guys are neither of you guys are listening because either of you guys just listen to what you were saying you would realize that you both don't feel heard. And so rather than being mad at each other, you would realize, Oh, wow, it's a miscommunication. So Leanne goes back to the table and then Brandy does exactly what she just think is Leanne doing and walks around on the beach crying. So someone will come chase her. No, but before that though, Brandy is like, she's like, I do listen to you. No, you don't. No, you don't.

If, if, if I didn't listen to you, I would, when I would know that White Trash sets you off, because you have a trashy origin story. Leanne, stop that. And I know about you. I know about you. Oh, yeah. Then when's my theory? When is it then?

She's like, are you fucking serious? Like, she gets all mad at her. I thought she was kidding, but she's not. She's like, what did you know if you think about me? So it's my period, huh? I thought it was like an ice breaking moment, but I was like, oh, she really wants Brandy to know when her period is. So then Stephanie comes over, of course.

And it's like, um, do you guys need more time? Like, it's still the bachelor. Like, uh, can I interrupt for a second? And Brandy's like, I'm not gonna let this trip be ruined. I just wanted to be open. Me too. Me too. It's what I wanted to. So, uh, see, the end goes back to the table.

And now Brandy's like walking around crying, like trying to get attention or whatever. Lisa Vanderbilt just descends out of nowhere. I would like to be part of this. Who knows about Nanny Gay? No one. I'm the victim. Heh heh heh heh.

I've been betrayed! So yeah, Leon comes back to the table and she's like, she's like, brandy thinks that all I want is pity. And I don't want pity. I just want you all to know that I never ever got to eat it apple peas and peas there I said it you don't have to pity me you just have to know you just have to do I just want people to feel sorry for me and danderson I can know and then to us she says yes she's like but here's the thing Leanne you've been through

a lot and you don't talk about it. I mean, I mean, and you talk about it. You know, other people have been through a lot. They just don't say anything. Okay. I mean, I just started talking about it the way you do. Okay. I mean, I just wish you could come to the sweat lodge because we were learning how to be

better people. So, you know, like, well, it upsets me that the big event we're all talking about is your 50th birthday party. And I have a big event coming up It's like oh my god. That's has nothing to do with anything. I mean she is milking any sort of comment for For like the most drama and then Deandra's like well, I wouldn't know about that big event mother because I haven't been invited to that Just like every born thing my mother ever held not invited Well the point is I would love to put some hard-knocked morning in my gift bags

You know after everything I've done for you over the court of our brain But here's the thing we're working through some things right now And I'm just trying to give you grace and be thoughtful and oh, who's your Oh, both the waiter. Well, great. Oh, I guess we're gonna eat now because the food's being delivered. I was like, are you really mad at the waiter now? We're gonna eat food. Hey, could everyone try not to ruin this for me because I've never had a

not-smeal my life because I'm a corny. Okay, so I wouldn't just be not-s to meet for this one meal once in my life, okay? Well, I guess now the waiter's gonna come now that I have some rich friends and I'm not sitting with a bunch of glitter heads from the carmy So liens basically saying that she can't fix things with Brandy because She just can't and she's like, you know what? Here's the thing she just wants to win because she's a cheerleader And that's what that's what cheerleaders do that just like raw raw raw when win win my thing. I want to survive

just like, raw, raw, raw, when, when, when, my thing, I wanna survive. Do you know what it's like to eat an a-hop like your laughter pants on it? I need to survive, because guess what? At the end of the day, one of us can get eaten by a dinosaur. No shade, Deandra, but that's you. And while one of us, I'm not gonna be the one that gets eaten,

okay? I'm not gonna- I don't know what the hell she was going for with that. It's definitely like I know the brandy kind of looks like a dinosaur Because she has like 20 eyes and little arms. Yeah, she's not a dinosaur. She's our friend Leanne's like well Here's when it gets bad with me and Brandy. It's when we get intimate Here's when it gets bad with me and Brandy. It's when we get intimate.

When we get into, well, that out just sounds sexual. Yeah. I'm just like, I promise I won't try and have sex with you. But uh, and then they start talking about pubes again and cameras like, um, stop talking about pubes. I'm trying to speak out of hand. I love Mexican spaghetti. It's amazing. Oh, and then she goes to camera. It's like, And then she goes to Cameron's like, okay, time for me to make it to sorry, Carrie, beat you to it.

A-tension. Is that Spanish or Italian? And Leandro's French will potentially French. She's like, well, I just wanted to say, thank you, Carrie, for not judging me from being from Highland Park. Thank you for not making me feel left out like Tweedle D in Tweedle Do Doe over there. And your brave, okay? And cheers to 50 year old Deandra, even though I'm gonna make Leanne mad that I just celebrated

her 50th birthday party again when Leanne's possibly getting married, which totally didn't mean to do at all. Spaghetti makes everything better. Cheers! Listen, here's what I've got to say. One of us is gonna be eaten by a little dinosaur and be spit out like a fireball and the other one of us is gonna ride that dinosaur and fly around in the air a little bit. Like Leanne, are you talking about Super Mario World? Yes I am.

I will not be eaten by Yoshi. That's for sure. And then here comes Carrie with her housewives, backhanded, or her housewives meaningless gift. She's like, Dantra, I would like to say for your 50th birthday, I have a gift for you. A piece of jewelry from my line, Carrie Carrie. The jewelry Carrie line. I'm like, oh god, that's not a gift. Were you out of like skinny girl pouches to pass out? Bethany! Now I have to say, speaking of Bethany,

you can tell that this show is getting like the seal of approval from Bravo, or that they're trying to do the best with it, because I don't know if you noticed this, but while they were actually like throwing around this necklace and showing it and everything, they were actually playing some classic classic real housewives of New York Music in the background it had like that

Yeah, I had like that vibraphone thing that's like sort of that jazzy like Like the bassoon it was like full on this is Countess Duane walking into a boutique shop to see Ramona I like free dresses. I was like, you know what? That I don't think I've seen Roni music ever cross over on any of the other franchises. To me, that just shows low budget, low budget. And also, then we were reminded of how Dallas this show really is because Brandi's like, oh my god, those are actually butt beads. When she sees the pearls and Leanne's like,

hey, those look like anal beads. And Brandy says, that's what I just said. She's like, see, I fucking know you. It's like, oh God. Now that's a bond on Real Housewives of Dallas. They really, they both made an anal bead joke. Such a funny episode. And before we wrap up, we have not had a chance

to do our crap and smell bag in a while So why don't we reach on in there, shall we? Let's do a man I'm so loud today. Is it always this loud? Man People sat here on the video so just so you know that was the song that was the song. Yeah, I'm being being being being um So crap and smellbag is it's amazing. Uh, it allows you. It's a thing on Patreon where people can ask questions or write comments and we'll read them on the air girl. So, um, and if you want to do it, you just go to our patreon.com slash watch

or crap ends. And if you scroll to the post area, there's like all these cute little boxes and one of them will say crap and smell back. And you just click on it, it'll take you there. So, here we go, loading them all up, all our questions. This one comes from Aloha, La Candy. We know who Aloha, Candace, it's basically Candace. And fact, she even says, Candace from Pasadena, Aloha guys. I'm Team Kelly, but it looks like a few of the other housewives hate her.

Shannon, Tammy, and friend of Vicki. Oh, friend of Vicki. Friend of Vicki. We all know you guys are pals with her, not that she needs help, but if she asked to get some crap in consultation to take on at the reunion, what are some of the comebacks in Sult or advice We would give for Kelly to hold her ground at the reunion basically I mean honestly, I know that this is a cop out of an answer, but you don't help Kelly Yeah, she doesn't think like in that way she doesn't think of like oh, witty come back. She's just like you're a bottle

Yeah, you know like how can you how can you write that for somebody? I think you just do like a reverse Michelle Obama. When they go how you go low, and when they go low you go lower. I think that's, as long as Kelly does that, she will just win us over. Oh yeah, that's how she usually... Because usually advice come is like don't react this way, don't overreact this way, don't let them get to you. But then that makes them have a really boring season after. Yeah. If they take that advice, you know, it's like, no one wants that, you know, you want to see Kelly go in there and like kick somebody's ass. Yeah. I mean, I remember the first season that

Kelly came on, I went back and forth. I was like, this woman's awful. I was like, oh my god, this woman's trash, speaking of trash. Oh, she's trash. She's vile. She's terrible. Then I'd be like, well, she is kind of funny. She is actually really hilarious, but she's so trash She I was like going back and forth and then at that reunion like it was around the Ireland trip and they they basically were trying to get her drunk And they were just being so vile to her and it was from the Ireland on and then you had the reunion and they were so mean And then she called them all to see where they're she's like, well at first I felt bad about calling you the seaworth, but now I don't. Now I'm happy I said it. I was just like hilarious and that was like the moment that I know that for me, I got

on on board with Kelly and I think a lot of other people did too. And I think we've just all come to realize that Kelly's at her best when she's just like dirty, dirty in me and I can't say so bad, but it's true. My advice would be do not hit people because then you're gonna get kicked off the show for shit like that. You know, don't get yourself kicked off the show for doing stupid things like that.

Yeah. Beth asks, hey guys, my question is, if you could cast a housewives season using fired or past housewives, who would you choose and where would you make them live? Okay, let's see here past housewives. Well, Bethany, I mean, Bethany is a past housewife at this point, so I think I'll put Bethany on there. Yeah, now we can both put both Vanderpump and Bethany. Yeah, they would just go at each other the whole time. Bethany would just, Bethany would be the

person to finally break Vanderpump We've seen I mean obviously Vanderpump quit so she's been broken but Broken in in the like sobbing and screaming and yelling kind of away And then I'd throw Kim fields and they're just to sort of like you know because she would just be so bewildered by the madness And then probably Jill Zaron just to screw with Bethany a little bit because it'd be funny You have to ruin it. You have to root Taylor Armstrong. Taylor Armstrong would be great. Kim. Um, Kim. Oh my god, Kim Richards. Yes. Um, I think you could put it. You could throw in some Siggie Flicker. Why not?

Yeah, Siggie Flicker. And then where would we have them live? Um, I feel like the Everglades or something or like I Don't know I like I don't feel like we put them somewhere glamorous. I think we want to make them Struggle a little bit. I'll pass out. I'll pass out send them to El Paso. I would totally watch that Bethany would just be confused by everything Why that's so many boot factories? She just be throwing gift cards at everybody's faces and sing tortilla a lot. Yeah. Sandra D says, Which impression is your favorite to do? And which is your favorite impression?

The other one does. Does that make sense? So which is our personal favorite? And what's my favorite that the other does? My favorite is Lisa Vanda Pompa, Stormpurge. Even though it's nothing like her. And my favorite one that you do is Ramona. Okay. Hi, I love doing Ramona. I also love doing Luan I can't tell which one's my favorite but between the two of them because those are the ones

I'll just do when I'm walking around my house and the ones that you do God you do so many good ones like your Doreet is just like on another level like when we've done our live shows and you've been doing, when we were in Phoenix and we did the trial of Lisa Vanderpomp or whatever that was, and you. That was fun. That was, that was amazing. And then the, you, it's just, you're to read, you were so in the zone.

Thanks, Viam. But you have some other ones that are so funny. Like I, secretly have, I really like your carry, carry Duber. Girl. other ones that are so funny like I have secretly avoid I really like your carry carry-duber um girl oh and another one you do really well is juwau you know I never give you enough credit for how I just totally ripped that off but I never had a juau impersonation but I just do yours now and I notice you did it less this year I think because I was doing it every time no I wasn't doing it less it just juwau wasn't doing as much plus what happens is I'm a

chameleon, so I have my ju-waw thing, but then you do your ju-waw thing, so then my ju-waw starts to become your ju-waw doing my ju-waw, so it gets all muddled and everything. But, um, but I was just like last year we had like ju-waw is just more central and he was such a pig that we just had so many ju-waw jokes going on at all times, that we were just for constantly doing ju-waw. Oh, you know what I used to love doing was Brooke. I loved doing Brooke. Oh, yeah. And there's one. I'm trying to think there's one that you do that is so good. And I'm trying to remember which one it is.

I'm like, he is a Potomac, is it someone from Potomac? I only get one. Kim, mine. What else is in that damn mailbag? Um, Glenette Cress. I'll do this one. Oh, wait, we already asked that one. Wait, we get, let's ask one more. There was one up here that I know is scrolled by by accident. Oh, I guess we asked it. Oh, here it is. Beth. Beth says, what are some of the

weirder things that you think Denise and Camille lost due to California fires? Please use the Camille and Marisa voices. I feel like Camille didn't lose anything weird. I think you just know Camille didn't really lose anything that weird You know I think that's closing last close and I know that she had to go to Thrift store at the Street from her house to my parka which was difficult for her so

setting I difficult and so I'm setting. I don't know what Denise lost. What would Denise? Well, I lost my vibrator that was signed by Lonnie Anderson. Yeah. Be end. Be everybody. Thank you so much for being with us tonight or this whole week on What's Your Crappens? Whoa! Next week is when we travel to Atlanta for a double header. Real Housewives of Orange County. No, Real Housewives of Dallas and afterward that classic episode of Real Housewives of New York with Ray. Come to both shows.

The early show actually is pretty low on tickets, but there's still tickets for the late show. So just come to both because it's just going to be an amazing time and you know, we know that we know you Atlanta Atlanta peeps know how to party because we did it with you guys last year. So let's do it again. Bye. Bye. Hey, prime members, you can listen to watch our crap and add free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcast.

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