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Hi, what's going on, Ronnie? How are you? I am doing great. Thank you, ever you, how are you? I'm doing good. Everybody, welcome to the show today. This is a crap and it's on demand episode so we can see each other and you can see us Okay, if you are a member of patreon at the crap and it's on demand level if you're not you're dumb Okay, go sign up and if you are we love you. Thank you so much for your support everybody. Welcome This has been a really fucked up day so far. I woke up just feeling so empty inside

a really fucked up day so far. I woke up just feeling so empty inside. Because like no one on Bravo got arrested today. I mean, there is nothing like the thrill of somebody somebody's asked for Bravo Gorn to jail. Okay. I mean, the internet erupted when Gen Shock got arrested. And of course, you know, we did the podcast right when it happened. So we talked about it a little bit on yesterday's show, which was the Below Deck Sailing Yacht episode. So we did a little press conference about it. But we didn't really have as much news yesterday as we did today, like we didn't get to see the, you know, her getting her ass dragged into court,

which also she's doing the whole appropriation thing with her, her braids, which is just, I mean, the girls amass. Okay, the girls just amass. You know, of course she gets, of course, I mean, she's just amass. There was somebody standing outside the courtroom that they said waited for like an hour just so he could scream at her. Hey, we've been wanting to get in touch with you about your car warranty. And then just walked off.

I mean, here all this time we were joking that that's the Andra who is behind those robocalls. I don't even remember why we made that joke. It was a few weeks ago. But it actually is Gen Shaw. Who'd have thought? Yeah. So, yeah, turns out Gen Shaw is in trouble because her business is apparently getting info

on old people. Yes. Leads, lead sheets, they're called, and selling those lead sheets to defraud them. And she sets up all these fake websites to get the information in the first place, and then she sells it, and then they defraud all these people. And then she had all these offshore accounts set up, and they were all messaging through secret apps, you know, like the, we'll not see clearly.

But you know, things that they could keep in parlor. But it's pretty interesting. And so we just went on a posting, all of the Bravo Twitter, is that a thing? Bravo. It's a thing now, it excludes crazy. Yeah. Everyone was like, let's all make memes all at once.

And Guilty is charged. Like, we were like, let's do it. Hey, you know what, when all make memes all at once and guilty is charged like we were like let's do it Hey, you know what when inspiration strikes you got to follow it and so you know why not it was super It's it was so fun. I spent like all day yesterday on the phone Looking at memes looking for news looking to see who liked our memes You know it's like this vicious circle. Yeah, you can be tense with that. I bet you were pressing view insights a lot because you love to put insight. I actually don't do that because when I actually view the insights, they usually are far less impressive

when you grow down. And I'm like, I like to think that I'm more popular than I am. Like I don't want that insight. You know, I'm like a true real housewife. I don't want any insights about myself. Yeah, I don't, I don't have any insight and I don't want your insights. Okay. But that being said, no insights.

But Jen Shaw, she made it to the BBC. She made it to the beab for crying out loud. She was, I think she was in New York Times. I mean, she really, she really did it. Our friend, Ray Sonny, said something on Twitter that I thought was really funny. She basically was like, I thought that Coach Shaw was trying to Kelsey grammar her

and then fraud got her first, which is so funny just to say that Coach Shaw was Kelsey grammaring Jen Shaw and it totally makes sense, by the way, like here, just go on this show and get out of my hair or like there of, you know. But it's so interesting because the, you know, apparently, kinda can't wait for this to all unfold. Apparently, there were undercover agents as her glam squad.

You know how she has like hand resistance at all times? Like there's a rumor that some of them were undercover and that she's been under investigation for a really long time. And the whole thing how it happened is they were, they were in a bus on the way, I guess getting ready to go to Vail for a cast trip because they're shooting Salt Lake City.

And so the cops showed up at her house and she wasn't there. And they're trying to get into doors. They had, there were a lot of doors in the house. Some of her family was there and they're trying to get into the doors and had there were lots of doors in the house. Some of her family was there and they're trying to get into the doors and so they had to call the husband and then coach Shaw called her and said they're trying to arrest you.

So she tried to ditch everybody and told everybody from the cast, oh my husband's in the hospital, I gotta go. I gotta get out of there right now. So she left and escaped. Apparently she called her aunt or something like that to come pick her up so her aunt comes and they're driving off. And then the cops pulled over the van with the other ladies in it.

And we're like, what the fuck? And so then they had to chase down Gen Shaw and her escape vehicle or whatever. So it's going to be very interesting because I mean, clearly a good portion of this is going to be filmed. I wonder if they're actually going to have her getting arrested arrested on camera or is it just going to be the cops coming up to the van that has you know Heather and Mayor I don't know if I think Heather was in the van. I think I read that and maybe with Lisa I think I love that. Oh my god. I'm a high-please officer. Hi, what's up, my God? You know, we're trying to get us to pull over. Yes, I do have some Vita. They follow me wherever I come. They just love it.

Police officer bad officer. Oh, it doesn't work as well. I miss a spot shaving. Oh God. I shaved also. I probably missed a spot. I have a two-take, I think. Oh God. I've got a spot on my face. I need to go to jail. I don't see it. I don't actually see it. Well, so I love the idea that someone had to go undercover into the Shasquad.

This is like a comedy from the 80s or 90s, where the guy who does the farmers insurance to one the Oscar is like the police chief and says, all right, baits, here's what you've got to do for your assignments. Since you blew up that warehouse, you're in big trouble. So guess what? This is your last chance to make things right. You need to take down a federal case,

national and nationwide scheme. It's like, all right, boss. What is it? You have to pretend to be in a glam squad and then like the funny music and Julia styles, you know? Yeah, Johnny Depp or some says like Donnie Brasco, you know, it's like harder than even working, you know, secretly for the cartels, you know, she's so abusive yelling and screaming. It's like, you know, how many people have died doing this job? Yeah, it's like, Jordana Brewster has to go undercover as like a glam squad person and then Julia

Styles is her best friend who's like, why didn't you come to game night? You're always too busy, you know? And then it turns out she's like, but I actually have grown to really love this woman. And like, at first I thought I'm just taking down a perp, but now I realize I'm making someone beautiful. And isn't that just as important? You know, that's her dilemma. Well, I have to say, usually when something happens to somebody, you know, there, there is like that vulture mentality, right, that we're all probably guilty of. I know I am. I can,

I can be a damn vulture, where it's like someone's going down and everybody's like, let's get on. You know, and everyone jumps on at the same time. And sometimes that can make the person the victim, right? Like even some of the stuff with Erica, who's a monster from hell, you know, and everyone jumps along at the same time and sometimes that can make the person the victim, right? Like even some of the stuff with Erica who's a monster from hell, you know And I've never really liked Erica, but all that stuff going down with her even after a while sometimes I'm like, okay I mean my god, you know, it's every day. I have to say do not feel that really for Erica I mean who am I kidding? I'm trying to make myself sound like a good person for the purposes of this example But I don't really feel bad for but I do not feel bad for Jen. I do not get that feeling. I feel like she literally had it coming. And this is really karma, especially after all those videos that

came out of her just abusing the fuck out of people after the season aired. And, you know, her and Mary should have been better friends because Mary, you remember that audio I played or some things. You know the audio I played of Mary in her church that's that was released and it's like, come on you poor people. That's all the money you're going to give me. Really? I mean, she would have been perfect to work with Jen Shah just using that audio. I mean, just call some old people up and use that church audio. They can immediately turn a money together.

Well, this is why this is why Jen really hates Mary. It has nothing to do with hospital smell or amputations. You know what has to do with Mary's husband is like the whale of all whales for Jen's scheme. And she just could not get him to sign up on that website. She's like, Mary, make him sign up for a DVD player on this website. It's totally reputable. And she's like, I can't, I can't, Jen.

And that's why she's mad. she's like, I can't, I can't, Jen, and that's why she's mad. She's like, I came so close. If only, if only I could have gotten his email. Oh, God. Let's also mention that Stu Chains, her assistant, is also in big trouble. He is also named, we'll be talked about that yesterday, but he, you know, he's gonna take the fall,

by the way, he's gonna take the fall, like that's what you get. When you decide that you wanna be like the gay best friend to a monster, you also have to know that you will be blamed for every single thing. So enjoy that experience. So enjoy that experience. I think he's our business partner,

and he should go down to you. She's not gonna get off, because apparently they've been building this for a really long time, and other people have been talking, then this is all, what do I know? You know what those? Just shit I read on Twitter, but people have been talking. This is all, what do I know? You know what, just shit I read on Twitter. But people have been talking for years and probably cutting deals before it got even to Jen.

So it looks like she's the big fish here and her and Stu and they're gonna go down. Yeah, she probably will try to throw Stu under the bus, but she will. Go in the under there. Now, here's the upside for Jen. The upside to having a generally empty life that you have to fill with makeup artists

is that when you're arrested, you're in full glam. So congrats on that. You were like perfectly ready for your close up. So that's like a rarity to be a Bravo star that doesn't look like they just woke up out of bed when they get their, you know, do you wife out of their long jaw? I think she looked as ridiculous as possible. Oh, I'm not saying she didn't look ridiculous.

No, I know what you're saying. Like, she didn't look like she just, no, I know what you mean. Like, she didn't just get, you know, put up in curlers or whatever. Yeah. But, um, yeah, I think, I thought it was so funny that she got arrested just looking like, she, like on the show, she would get hammered for that hairstyle anyway, that cultural appropriation hairstyle. I know that people would hammer her if this was just an episode,

so it's like, double bravo hammered, you know? You're getting hammered. You're getting hammered by the audience for like literally everything going on in these photos right now, lady. And it couldn't have happened to a nice person. And if there was, if there was a FBI agent, if there was an FBI agent in her in the Shasquad,

then I think we all know how that video footage leaked from the reunion, right? They're like, she's going down anyway, and you know what, like this has been the worst undercover gig of my life. Like other people get to infiltrate the mafia and I just have to infiltrate this crazy woman here in Salt Lake City. So I'm gonna take her down. Like I'm gonna take her down legally, but first I'm gonna take her down in the

tabloids. So here you go. Oh and one other thing, Brooks Marx, okay. So some of the funniest memes you had, tweet a tweet about it and then there were like a bunch of memes about Brooks. And you had a really hilarious face swap meme for a day, finally, I'm using my tools to my advantage. Explain your mean to the people who haven't seen it. I basically just, I recently, I finally downloaded the FaceSwap app. I was like, this app is stupid and I find it amazing. Yeah, it's scary what it can do, but I was like, I was like, how can I, how can I make this work?

I feel like this moment calls for a face swap. I feel like it has to be Brooks. And then somehow I thought of Joan Collins. And I basically just put Brooks's face onto Joan Collins' body when Joan Collins is taking the stand in dynasty. And I said, this is Brooks taking the stand against Gen Jo. And it just felt right. Okay.

So speaking of Brooks, some of the best means yesterday were Brooks, like, Oh, Brooks is the one who ratted her out or whatever. Well, you know, Brooks, just quit while you're ahead, okay? Jen, being a shitty person, doesn't mean you're a good person, and also you're a child, and also you did not ever have a real war with Jen. All she really did, now look, I'm gonna stand up for Jen. But it's against Brooks. You know, it's a very criminal.

Maybe a criminal. I admit it. But Brooks sucks, and he, of course, had to come out with his own show. Maybe a criminal. I admit it, but Brooks sucks and He of course had to come out with his own video. This is him. Okay. Wait, can you see it? Yeah, oh, I see just lips. Okay. Yeah, so he's like lip-syncing To a song to like disagen and he can't even look at this little fucking idiot He didn't even learn the lyrics to the song fucking idiot. He didn't even learn the lyrics to the song. I just want to say that he is not a child and I refuse to continue. And that's a very y'all. He's a little fucker and also he can't lip sync. So your video still sucks Brooks, okay? And no, he's not a child. I just say that as a joke because remember on the child mentality.

He is a child. He is a family with a child. Yeah, they infantilize him a lot. And he has a child like mentality. But God, he is turning into a little baby gay icon. Good for him. So it's just like the best real house I've shown is it's a show full of contradictions,

where we can still somehow wind up defending the person committing fraud on a mask. A cancer brooks, yes, you know, it's like it's always a balance of what's worse. You know, it's all, that's constantly what we're trying to do. And any viewer of these shows is trying to do. It's like, well, they're both wrong, but who's more wrong? And who do I fight for just

because I like them? You know, behind me, I have a portrait of Lisa Vanderpump. Is she wrong most of the time? Yes, but I still love her, and I don't care what you think. And that is our right as people who watch Bravo to take those stances. And that's just how I feel. Brooke sucks. And look, in the scheme of things, like if you want to put it up, like, Jen, would Jen did and what Erica did. Erica's worse. First of all, the crimes are worse because she's like robbing orphans and people like playing crash victims, families and stuff. That was her husband who did that. But then that stuff, we don't need to go down this whole thing. But what I mean is, but what I mean is, I would still stand up for Jen because at least Jen's working. I'm like, fucking Erica. I'm not doing anything for that money.

At least Jen is like putting together the lead sheet. She's getting a team together. She's coming up with teams. But she was dumb enough to get caught. But she was dumb enough to get caught. And Erica knew how to get out of that situation. Erica saw what was going on. And was like, by Jen just like took it.

Jen just got run over. And by the way, we actually kind of called it. If I want to give us credit, okay. Oh, I'm not getting credit. You have to make something to make up. Just make something up. I'll take it. I'm gonna give us an Instagram insight,

which is that during the reunion episodes when they were pressing Jen about what she does and she said she does marketing, and she goes direct stuff, direct. And then we said she is the one sending all those mailers. And that's kind of is true because like you get all these, you get all these pieces of junk mail. She basically sends a junk mail,

we kind of called it then. I mean, she's not going to jail because of junk mail, but she's kind of in that space, right? Yeah, we said that she's like the robot call type of, I mean, yeah, her answer, you know, her answer. It's like the equivalent of job mail, right? Yeah. Like, basically, for those, by the way,

for those who want to know truly what's happening, she created a bunch of websites that encourage people to sign up and they'd get various services, and then they collected people's information from the signups, and then they sold that to other companies and then on top of that those companies were also fraudulent. And so where the fraud comes in is that this is by the way, according to a post I saw on Reddit. So the fraud comes in in that the original website where they're gathering the emails

and stuff were not providing any services. Like it's fine to collect emails and to even sell them to other companies, but it's fraudulent if you say, oh, sign up here and you'll get, you know. Well, it wasn't just a signing up. It was selling the lead sheets. They were actually, they were taking those lead sheets

and then using that information to get all this money from these poor old people who a lot of of times didn't have you know, they don't even have the internet So they're like you need a website to do this or this and they were giving they were selling them all this bullshit fraudulent stuff and taking all their money I know it's bad. You know what's you know what's by the way, you know what the word you know what the saddest part about all this is that Gen shot isn't even hilarious enough to make this amazing, right? Like it's amazing in that it happened, but like if Countess Luan did this, it'd be like,

oh it's so perfect, it's so Countess Luan, it'd be like just the most hilarious thing. Like of course, like Countess Luan was like, oh I'll just saw in people up on my cap-right website, is everything wrong with that? So sue me. But Gen Shot Shaw it's like So she got arrested and it's fun to see her get you know get arrested because she's so annoying But there's like nothing like Amazingly, there's no like

There's no camp value in it. They're not enough camp value because her camp value was so forced and so deliberate that she tries to instill and there's not like that inherent camp value. Well that tweet was that tweet was so funny that was going around. Someone went through her all of her Twitter of course because Bravo people are real researchers and found the tweet that was her about to flip the table at that lunch and it says Teresa walked so I could rhyme. They're like wow you know how fitting that is now. It's perfect. And then I retweeted something yesterday because I thought I was like, there's a guy.

He's a lawyer. I think he was a lawyer who spelled out everything with Erica Jane and all that stuff. That was a different one. Now all lawyers are coming to just get their fame off. Housewives going to do it. Because this is a new star lawyer who's becoming a star based off someone going to

going through legal. I know who you're talking about. That's yeah, I don't. Well, for some reason we follow him. Cause I don't know why it's not Ronald Richards. I don't think. Uh, I think it was or maybe Robert someone. I thought it was like a.

Oh, sorry. Go ahead. That. Whoever was. Whoever was. Some reason lawyer obsessed with housewives to get their own star. Okay. Excuse me, okay. Okay, it's fine.

Well, whoever was, he wrote a very serious tweet and he goes, bravo, like, I'm paraphrasing, but it's basically like, bravo needs to fix their vetting processes because we don't need these, like, moral, you know, these, these, these, now I'm messing it up. He's basically, we don't need these, like, scumbags and people of, like, moral, ill-reputed up He's basically we don't need these like scumbags and people of like moral ill repute and crooks We don't need them and I was like hello. Yeah. Yeah. This is why we're tuning in good people on bravo Every time every time someone tweets something about like bravo really needs to clean house all these people are terrible people They are crooks their liars liars, they're manipulative.

I'm like, I'm this, I could be watching home our channel. You're watching the wrong channel. I'm sorry, Bravo doesn't have to change anything. You have to change why you're watching these shows. Okay, this is why I tune in. Let's go back to the good days. Like, you know, Vicki Gumbelsen. It's like, okay.

Think about what you're saying. The original Gen Sha. Yeah. So, oh, good. Okay, well today is Real Housewives of Dallas day. It was a good day to get into this Gen Sha stuff at least a little bit because Real House wives of Dallas, I don't know, they just taped some shit together, like literally just found footage on the floor and put 20 minute scenes of nothing happening in there.

It's been such a good season. So it's okay. You guys get a filler episode, but seriously, like, come on. It was. It was definitely a filler episode. And last week was a little bit of a filler episode. It kind of makes me think that they just padded out two different episodes. They didn't need to do it.

They didn't need to have, it could have just been one big episode, but at least this one ended pretty strongly. I like the way this one ended. But yeah, this was like a full on like we need to, we Bravo has given us this many episodes, and we need to pad it out. So here we go. Here we go. Here you go, a tea party with toddlers or little girls for 25 minutes. So the episode opens up. We're at Cameron's house and Hilton is speaking her Spanish, which is an ongoing arc for her over the seasons. And she and court decide to make Cameron jump ropes that way they could practice numbers. So imagine a giraffe and a rope. Just imagine a giraffe trying to jump rope and that's kind of the visual that you have. Yeah. Did you know that mommy was so bad? Is Spanish?

Shelton that she changed to Latin? Like that's like, which is hilarious. That's a matter of the camera speaking Latin. Everybody. Et cetera. Et allie. at Sederaw. At Aliah. No, the Contedere. I love the idea that Spanish was so hard so she went to Latin.

I mean, I took Latin. I actually took Latin. It is not easier than Spanish. I can tell you that right now. Yeah. It is not easier than Spanish. I can tell you that right now Yeah, and Her kids like what is that and court says a language to know and speaks like whoa Well, well, you're not wrong. I'm a geez. I know I kind of was like excuse me sir I took two years of Latin in high school and yes

I never had to speak it in my life But it is fundamental to all of our languages and it helps you with vocabulary. So, huh, court. Yeah, yeah, person who doesn't care of the root word, where things come from. Yeah, yeah, enjoy saying the word annihilated and not thinking about not the Latin origins. I don't know what that is, but guess what? thinking about not the Latin origins. I don't know what that is, but guess what? Nihil.

Yours, me, as a friend. Okay. It's more important. I have forgotten actually pretty much all of my Latin and it makes me sad because it actually was like super fun. If anyone ever was interested in taking Latin, I encourage it. It's actually really, really, really fun.

It's like a puzzle. No. And I never have to speak it. You Latin. I encourage it. It's actually really, really, really fun. It's like a puzzle. No. And I never have to speak it. You'll need to write it. You could just say I know Latin. And like, who's going to test you? You know, if you say like, hey, I'm studying Spanish, there's always someone in the room was like,

oh, I'm Latin, you're OK. And then they just start blabbing Spanish to test you. Latin, nobody's going to do that. Someone's just going to be like, oh, you know, Latin. Good for you. You're smart, you know. Yeah, I actually was just taking my Spanish lessons right before we start recording. So if anyone is wondering what I'm doing later today, El Corre. Oh, so you're still on level one. You see, I busted your ass because I studied Spanish too. El hombre corre. I've been taking my Spanish too while I watch TV,

so I'm getting it kind of messed up because I'm watching like rock the block on HDTV. And I'm talking about how horses are running at the moment. So I've got the horses too. I got the horses. I just don't want to put the horses. I'm not that far either. That's why I'm busting. El g got the horses. I just don't I'm not that far either. That's why I'm

busting the cat. The cat. Drywall. See, that's what happens when you try to learn what you're watching TV. Oh my god. How many women have to eat on Rosetta Stone? I mean, that's content La Mujera, La Mujera, Come, La Mujera, Come, Los Mujeres, Come, Do you like that they're mixing in brainwashing too? I think like the minister of health or whatever is working for Rosetta Stone because I'll be like, El Niña corre. No, El niña comee. El niña comee. And then the next slide is El niña comee.

It's like she goes back and forth between running and loading. I'm like, get off my ass. Stop putting running and eating right next to each other. I feel like Rosetta is judging me. It's like fat shaming me. And then they'll be like, Eya, Eya, nada. And I'm like, wait, why not just wrong again? Yeah, judging me it's like fat shaming me. I then they'll be like a a

Nada and I'm like wait, why not? I guess we're gonna. Why do I have to learn swimming so early? This is I can you like get me to another verb? But that being swimming and running that's what we're learning from Los bibliographos. I know about my pens those pens are those pencils bibliographos, I know about my pens, those pens are those pencils, I think they're pens. Yeah, there are. Those bibliographos. I've always said, Bluma, I get very confused in Resetta Stone. I don't know if I'm like speaking El Paso Spanish because a lot of the words are like, that's

not the word for that. And then I'm like, I'm going to look it up. But then Allison does something crazy on rock the block and then I just get totally confused. You should watch rock the book. Can you tell we're wasting time in this salad? I'm sorry, but I'm also- I just got to talk about what you want to talk about. There's a fast forward button. Rock the block. It's so amazing. So Jeremiah and Nate Berkiss are on there.

Oh, I can't. I can't. Well, this is probably because Jeremiah is up to his rib cage, okay? And they're doing like houses in a suburban neighborhood. You know, they're like big Mcmatchins and they have to do the whole house room by room and everything they do, they're like, oh my God, this is Belgian tile, it's from Belgium. And that is from Italy and guess where this is like

a Belgian state of mind that we're in. I hope they got it because that's Belgian I'm like, do you think that saying Belgian over and over makes it okay that you don't have anywhere for people to put their goddamn dishes? They don't have coverage, right European style Yeah, they do all open shelves, but then the open shelves aren't even really done right but they're gold So I guess that mean like it's kind of unusable. All the spaces they do are kind of unusable, basically. I mean, they do some good work too, but they do a lot of stuff. They're just so snotty is the point. You know, it's like they have like a big giant one of those big gigantic bowls on top of the counter for a sink, which is a thing, you know. Oh yeah, but they're like, wow, you know, for how you do.

But they're like, wow, we got this ball in Belgian Italy. Okay, it's like a French Italian ball from Gaelic Italy. Like do you even know where you're talking? Jeremiah be quiet over there. Put a fucking sink I can wash my hands in. I don't want to have to like get a vacuum just to get all my hair up after I save or whatever. Every time I'm in this bold room.

Yeah, you know, with Jeremiah, I just always think of the Rachel Zo project because that's where I, that's where I always go to to bring it back to Bravo because he was Rachel Zo's assistant for a season when she was I think. Yeah, when, when Brad and Tay both left, then Jeremiah came in and he was really good at designing stuff. And then he'd like all of a sudden was like, then he was with Nate Berkis and things like that. And I was like, very suspicious of him. I was like, this guy is very upwardly mobile.

Like he went from assistant to then doing all these things on camera with design and then they were Nate Berkis. I was, I was I was and honestly I continued to be a little suspicious of Jeremiah well if it makes you feel any better they seem to hate each other's guts so that's that's hard that does that does make me feel better maybe a lot of speaking of speaking of people living together that hate each other's guts so it's good to carry his house where she's getting out with one of her daughters and her bird wackily flies in the daughter's hair

You're no to child Kiko listen Kiko you seem cool. Okay, you seem cool Kiko but I I know to chala I know to chala and you are no to chala So then we go over to Stephanie's and she is calling some guy to take to low, Ambo, raw Shambos, what I call it. I don't know where it's from. We're just lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, and, uh,

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And she's like, you know what, I would like love if there was a way that you could like show us Bigfoot. And he's like, well, I've seen him. It was the scariest I ever been. I hate to admit that I turned tail and I run up the mountain. I was like, he should admit it. He hate, it's more embarrassing for him to say that he ran

away from Bigfoot than for him to say that he's all Bigfoot. So if it weren't for the accent, I would think she's talking to Teresa with that. It was the scariest I ever been. I turned tail and run up the mountain to the end. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I vibe kind of like C-TAC airport adjacent, you know, I don't know there were like a lot of big Futs I thought there was only one yeah, I thought there was like oh there's big Futs in every town, you know, you just got to find your big foot at that town It's like no, I don't think it where I think there's a story it's a big foot. That's it. Well, there's big foot There's a squash there's Yeti and the abominable snowman and I just don't know if they're all the same Or just it's a regional thing the way like a hurricane is a hurricane watch those Yeti and the abominable snowman. And I just don't know if they're all the same

or just it's a regional thing. The way a hurricane is a hurricane, but then when it goes on vacation in Asia, it becomes a typhoon or a cyclone, you know? Aren't those different things? I thought it, I don't know. So, I was like, Glor, and me.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or And Cameron's like, why haven't anyone told me about Broken Doe if it's only three to four hours away? Like if we're a hot vacation spot, like wouldn't we all sure about it? Sorry, like I don't see any reason to go to Oklahoma. There's like nothing there. Yeah. So then Tiffany, you know, we all love Tiffany. I do not need 20 minutes straight of Tiffany having a tea party with her children and trying to start a fight with her mom. And her mom is not having it. She's like, I know you're trying to make me look stupid on TV and guess what?

I'm not going to do it. Okay? So you look stupid, trying to make me look stupid. I'm going to look like a good person. What do you think about that? Now, yeah. Now, Tiffany's daughters are probably the two cutest daughters on Bravo, and they're just adorable and sweet and lovely.

But I'm with you. This scene, I was like, oh, we're like on minute 45 of them, like crawling around chairs in a hotel suite. Like, what's going on here? The upside here was watching, watching Tiffany just like not be able to step outside of like her childhood issues with her mother because like anything the mom would be like, oh, this is nice. And you just see on Tiffany's face like, why would you say that mother? Why are you so disappointed in the hotel?

My children like that. Um, and the mom, they're, they have this beautiful tea party set up and the kids get their hair and makeup done. And that's like literally 20 minutes. I'm not even kidding. And then they get to the tea party and it's just seven. They have little cookies and Tiffany's announcing each little cookie.

And the mom's just sitting there having a nice time. But the mom's like, um, can you wipe your hands first? Here's a wet nap to wipe your hands and they just ignore her. So she keeps saying, can you wipe here? Here's a wet wipe your hands. It's like corona time, you know? And then they're making it seem they're trying to like edit it so that the moms being really mean. But she's not. She's just like here. She's just offering a wet nap. Incidentally, like many, many wet naps, you know?

And so, and while I know there's another part. So like the mom comes and since it's their birthday, she brings the red envelopes, which I believe those hung bow is that what they were called. And so as we learn from the last episode, you're not supposed to open up the hung bow in front of the person who gave it to you. So but of course the little girl's just like tear into it and they're like $100. And so Tiffany's like, Maddie, Maddie you're not supposed to open it in front of the person who gave it to you. It's rude.

And the mom goes, oh, it's okay. They're just kids. And Tiffany just gets her mom such an angry look. Like, yeah. Like how dare you have, how dare you be nice to your grandchildren on camera about this when I got five slippers thrown at my head for opening my hung bow as a child. I know. So funny.

She keeps acting so betrayed that the mom is being nice. And she makes a couple of comments like Um, if I ever did that I would have gotten beat you know or whatever So then she's saying Maddie, what is your favorite food? And she's like caviar and she goes yeah, and that's why I ordered a whole ounce of Russian caviar for your birthday And she's like looking at her mom because she's just trying to make her mom say something, you know, but the mom just says, oh, you have very expensive taste.

And so that cuts it to a piece. One bite is $100. Yeah, she goes, I mean, it seems like I'm being over-sensitive, but it's a loaded history we have. You know, other people meet my mom and say, oh my God, she's so so sweet but I'm noticing it nothing I do is right watch this. So she's like I'm going camping with my friends and her mom's like oh girl camping and she's like she didn't get mad at camping okay well at least I can go because I don't have to work one day at the hospital and the mom's like that's my strength.

don't have to work one day at the hospital. And the mom's like, that's my strength. Oh! I just, I just love that she was so mad at her mom for saying that her daughter has expensive taste. I mean, that's like, I think that's like, if a child ever said they like caviar, I think that's just like a, that's just a, it's a, it's a gimme.

Like you just have to make that joke. Oh, you got expensive taste, or kid? Like I think it's, but I love that Tiffany just because of her issues with her mom. She just reads so far into that like, well, why would she criticize my child's taste? Is she saying something about me? Is she saying I'm spoiling my children? Are my children gonna be failures? Are they not gonna go to Cornell?

What does it have to do with me, mother? Why can't you be a bad mother to me? Why can't you be open to me, mother? It's like, she just made a comment about caviar. Yeah. And you're doing this in a hotel that you own like it's our hotel that you own. I think it's okay so The mom does ask her she's like so do you still get full benefits at work and she's like no mom 80% You don't get benefits for doing nothing and the mom's like god, okay

So she goes As Tiffany says oh, this is my mom said no, okay. So she goes, Tiffany says, oh, this is my mom said, oh, okay, look at her. I, you know, I'm not surprised she's bringing it up. You know, she acts like she agrees with something. And then the moment comes and she strikes and the mom goes, no, I'm asking, do you still get full medical insurance? And she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, we still get medical insurance. It was like a very just like normal Like burner in the street What a horrible mother Why would she care about my health insurance?

Yeah, so then we go over to Dandruff's house And she's like Come on, Dixie, stop, stop, stop with that dog, Dixie, I've had enough of that Come sit with mommy Dixie's like Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee This old little, little, runny dog. Like, I'm sorry. I'm sure there are people who think Dixie is cute. And Dixie is cute.

Dixie is cute in that, like, that odd duck kind of way, which I know she's a dog, not a duck. But like, Dixie is like, honestly, like, such an ugly dog that her ugliness makes her cute, if that makes sense, because you can tell that like she just lives this life of like why am I still alive and why am I in this crazy house and it's sort of like her bewilderment about her current state of life is what makes her adorable to me and you know she's that kind of dog that Deander carries her around so I'm like then my

mouth Dixie is just like jerks are all over the place is she tops Dixie. It's just like jerked her all over the place. Did she talk? Dixie probably has like a hurt mac. And she's like kind of limping or whatever. I feel like Dixie reminds me of on The Simpsons, whenever they have a flashback to Mr. Burns as a child. And so you see like a young Mr. Burns with little curly hair. He's like, look at me, Mr. Burns, little Mr. Burns. But it's like, like this ugly ass Mr. Burns child.

I feel like that's what Dixie is like. I can imagine her putting a little bonnet on Dixie and like gusty-ing Dixie up and be like look at my adorable Dixie and everyone's like whoa Yeah, Dixie just like it was always like a little old lady Even when she was like literally a baby like she loves Lawrence Welk, you know, yeah, well, he doesn't so Brandy Deandra calls Brand Randy on FaceTime and she's like hey girl. Hey, hey Well, my dog got into the pantry isn't that funny. She made a pass. She's worse than brewing right now Brandy it's like sucking the energy out of every room she goes into my god

Don't get her out of here get off my TV. I can't Also a good time in this show until Can you sing that again, please? I didn't think I don't think that up Was that did you was that Barbie girl I can't I couldn't I heard like I don't even bother saying words sometimes with Brandy because she's just like I still don't understand the song you're singing I I'm not. I'm just babbling right the words. I don't know. I thought you were singing your song.

I thought you were giving your a song to sing. So I was trying to imagine what song. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba girl. That was a pantry. You never said brewing. No one wants to hear your inside jokes, Beppurun. Also, pantries are a hot hot hot button issue with Deandra, I think, because, you know, her mom likes to shame her

on Instagram about them with the dog. She's like, hey, you hear that, Dixie? That listen to that. That's making a mess. So, um, Brandy Deandra says, you know, I was thinking that before the trip, maybe we should be alone, because I feel better where it's going to be a long weekend with the girls. Maybe we should just have talk alone. And Brandy's like, I would like that because I really love hanging out with vacation Deandra.

And I feel like something so simple, like you worshiping Satan escalated just out of nowhere, you know. And by the way, we have to just give a huge tip of the hat to Lil Nas X who has, I'm just assuming, deeply, deeply scarred branding with this video. Thank you Lil Nas X for your service to the real housewives. Yes, you know that she is toms. She said he was slapping dancing on the table. Big deal did that every single day at the carnival. I'm trying to try sliding down a bull bitch. Big deal you you pull dance down and hell. Try pull dancing in front of a tri-

Oh, how about that? So, um, uh, yeah, I love this. I'd love the idea of Brandy facetiming Deandra to say, we should find a time to talk just one on one. I'm like, you know you're doing that right now, right? Like, you can just do it right now. You can just keep talking. Yeah, make our lives easier.

So, we cut back and forth between them talking to us. Standards like, well, when she made that racist video, we should offer her main journey. Yeah, but you know what? She was like, really mean to Jesus. And I can be in the Tiffany. They even be my store. She farted and I'm Christian way. I really like it. And then at the same time, they both say, she owes me an apology. Yeah, that's the thing on this show is that they do a side by it.

They make them side by side, say a statement and put it together, which I like. So then we have Cam, Cameron is with her son, Cruz, and she's like, okay, welcome to Cameron, Westcott economy, okay? And today's lesson, you're gonna learn how to make a perfect peanut butter and roller, so rush, okay?

So first, always find the most expensive jam because that jam has the most real fruit in it. Okay, and it tastes more yummy and you're belly tastes more yummy and your belly. So there you have it The more expensive something is the more natural it is Who the fuck wants some real fruit on their peanut butter? What kind of school is this? I want some chemical ass jelly. Yes, and you want jelly not jam You want jelly and not jam. I mean jam is a Jam you want jelly and not jam. I mean jam is a lot of nuclear colored purple

Wobble and this wobble jelly that can last 37 years in the refrigerator and nobody understands quite why okay that is smuggler's peanut butter and sandwich jelly. That's that's right and as we all know you put the peanut butter on one side and then you put the jelly on the other side and you close them together that is the standard way of making peanut butter. You're messing with me now and I guess what I'm not gonna fall for it. At the first try to trigger me and that is not the way you make it.

You put the peanut butter on first, then you stir the jelly around a little bit and then you put a dollop of jelly and then you kind of swirl it on top of the peanut butter and then you put the second piece of bread on it. And you can put a damn crust on the bread unless you hate America. kind of swirl it on top of the peanut butter and then you put the second piece of bread on it. And you can give a damn crust on the bread unless you hate America. Angie. So as seen by you and Bethany, Frankl, congratulations, Ronnie. You have aligned yourself with Bethany, Frankl in the peanut butter jelly wars of 2021.

I am with Megan Markle because she does it right. I'm just assuming she doesn't make it. Megan Markle. Oh my god. Megan Markle is only no peanut butter and jelly. Either way, the point is that she said that not done turned it. I turned it and ran up the man. I just have to assume making markle makes it the way I make it because you make it the way Bethany makes it. So I'm just trying to like, I'm just trying to like draw lines in the sand and I'm saying.

Yeah. So um, car, little car, the kid, whatever his name is who cares. Oh, he's licking the knife and cameras like, no, no knives in our mouths. Listen, we want to be well-rounded in Westcott economy. We've learned to clean toilets. We've done windows and we learned how to clean the pool. Those are skills You need to learn before you go to college. No, they are not who has a pool to clean in college. Yes, windows in the dorm Cameron. I know. I know. So then, excuse me, court is on the phone with Alex the Realtor and the dream home is under contract and basically they just have to go through some, jump through a few more hoops with their current house to sell it and then they can move into the dream home. But Cam doesn't know that the dream home is this far away, that they're about to get

it and everything. She doesn't, Court doesn't want about to get it and everything. And, you know, she doesn't, court doesn't want to disappoint her again and everything. So he's a side that he wants to surprise her with the news that they're gonna get their dream house. Okay, so he has this big conversation, that's gonna be this, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna surprise Cameron things. So he has this whole scene outside.

So then we come back in and Cameron is like, the best thing for peanut butter in jelly is homemade jam. I was like, did they just make her do the same scene? I was wondering, right? And you changed, by the way, you also changed it up. You said get the most expensive jam. And now you're saying make homemade jam. Or was that like an exception? Like, if you can't get homemade jam. I'm giving them like different options. I love that they have multiple takes of Cameron doing the peanut butter scene and they're so out of footage That they're like we need to fill just use the other scene we have of camera Just make her look like she's teaching this kid with ten different sandwiches all day long, right? Yeah, so

Quartz like um listen I think it's good for us to like go back and look at the dream house Maybe one more time and she's like are we gonna be closing? And he's like well, you know, I'm not really sure about it, but maybe a month for now and he looks so guilty Yeah, he's not a husband who can lie very well. That's why I believe he's not cheating out of all the husbands on this show I believe that he doesn't cheat because she would catch him in two seconds out of all the husbands on this show, I believe that he doesn't cheat because she would catch him in two seconds. Yeah.

Also, yeah, because when he starts to lie, his head starts to sort of like, recede into his neck, kind of like, a turtle's a little bit. And so he starts to go like, his shoulders come up and his head comes down and he's like, uh, so, okay, I'm, we're gonna go look at the, the, the, the dream house. Uh, that's cool. You write, that's cool. Okay, I'm just like, Quart. Uh, why is your head in your belly button right now court? No, no reason no reason

Yeah So let's see She's telling her kid and you know what a balanced meal includes core of car Fruit in veggies and courts like what did you learn today? And he's like the parents are cute And then he runs off So then we go to Carrie's house and she's Olivia comes down and she's like

Oh Nibbia, have you ever made jealous shots before I'm fun mom. I'm going to Oklahoma for girls ship I want to bring jealous because that's what we do we could bring we're girls. We're fun body party to kill and to kill Mom, why have you strapped yourself to this kitchen island with Jell-a-Shots on it? I'm clinging to my youth! Please! Doing whatever I can to stay young! Please! Don't unhinge me!

God, and carry with the old housewives tropey lines. Oh, you know what? We're going capping, huh? Capping for me is a hot out of room with no room service. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Get her out of here. I know like this show, but I want I need I need some recasting. I need carry. I don't need massive recasting. Not massive. Carry and Brandy. I like it when there's like two new people a year, you know, I said, get rid of carry and Brandy. Well, you know, well, Brandy's already done it for you.

I actually, we don't know. We don't know that that's the truth because you know Brandy, you should put some shit up on Instagram like, songs number three, seven says, Jesus in the Valley of Lambs. Also, I think I'm overdoing real housewives, but then she'll still come back later.

I'm not falling through that Brandy, okay. Here's a controversial later. I'm not falling through that, Brandi. Okay. Here's a controversial take. I would not be upset to see Brandi leave, but I would also not be upset if she stayed, just because I think it's always good to have someone to really hate, you know? But Carrie is more of like a, she's just like annoying.

I mean, Brandi's annoying too, but Carrie is just kind of like, I'm like, why are we watching this woman? Sometimes sitting or watching her poor yellow shots into her, her shot glasses are like fake solo cups And I'm like even her, even her, even her yellow shot cups are annoying me. You know, like just get normal ones like Oh, it's a solo cup, but it's a shot Body like it's 1990, 1990. Mom, you're embarrassing me.

So then she minds up using the Jello shots to shame Olivia, which I did appreciate. Like I do like that quality in my real house wife is someone who can turn anything into a way to shame their own daughter. I enjoy when that happens. Yeah, she's like, oh, look, these colors are like her hair. She's taking punk rocker to another level. So then we go over to Deandra's house

and her alarm is going off because Deandra's trying to green egg some shit and doesn't know how to make the green egg work. Now to be fair, the green egg is a smoker. Okay, Deandra. egg is a smoker. Okay, Tandra. So not a sex toy. Jeremy probably would. Yeah, so sexy. Yeah, that green egg gives me hard for you, Dan. Jeremy, can we just say enough? Jeremy gross. Okay, gross, Jeremy. I get it. You want to

bang all the time. Your penis still works. works you're totally not cheating ever since he was accused of cheating on Deandra it's been this every time like oh yeah I can't wait to fuck you oh yeah one dude right now you got four jobs I'd rather have my penis in your ear yeah so hot out of bone or get away you're so letchy yeah seriously I would like to hear a working in the massage at all times. Go. I would like to hear what you were going to say about the green egg, actually. The green egg is a smoker, and stupid deandra has the green egg top open, and smoke is going everywhere.

And so the fire alarm is going off. You're supposed to close the thing. It's not a grill, you close it, and then there's a meat smoke, and then it comes out a little vent in the top and doesn't set off fire alarms, okay? Because I always think to myself, isn't that things, aren't you supposed to smoke meat in that? But I thought maybe it was like multi-purpose,

or maybe if it is multi-purpose, I felt like she turned the smoker function on. I don't know. Even if you use it as a grill, you don't put all the wood chips in there and start a fire to cook the grill. You know what I mean? It's like open the vents or something.

I know all that because people with green eggs will not shut the fuck up about green eggs, okay? My parents have a green egg and everything is like, oh, have you ever had that cooked in the green egg? It's like you can be having a piece of toast and they'll be like, but if you ever had smoked toast, I mean, the green egg does that.

Can it air fry too? So you wanna come to my house for dinner? You know, we'd really like to smoke the meat. So if you can come over here, that would be great. You can smoke, you can smoke meats without even using happy green egg. You just get a thing with chips in it, you know? Oh, it's not the same as a green egg at Baron, okay? And if you ever want to fight about it next time you see my dad say,

you know, I was thinking of getting a green egg, but you know, I find it easy to just smoke things in the oven and just watch his head explode and then wait for a three-hour lecture on how the green egg works. And then he'll probably convince me and then I'm going to ally up with your parents. If you're like, Ronnie, You should listen to your parents and like then stop it Whatever you it's actually, you know apparently really good. I don't eat meat But you know you guys enjoy whatever murder house you can you lie you could smoke smoke lunch a smoke fish in it or cheese

I just I don't know. I'm anyway, I don't just smoke celery. Okay, so, I don't know why I thought of that. That's my go to, okay. So Deandra is like, the most relaxing and cut out thing for me to do. Cut out of it. Quiet, Cameron. The most cut out thing for me to do is to be in the kitchen and just be making things.

You know what I like to do? I like to put carrots with guacamole and feed them to dixie and see if she throws up. If she doesn't, then I know it's good to go, okay? And of course, the police come, but not like the real police, the turtle bait, wait, where do they live? It says on there, they're not turtle bait people are.

What does that place call turtle bait? I'm forgetting my Dallas neighborhoods right now, but the fancy police, the neighborhood police combined. So I'm like, oh, hi, everything go wrong over here, ma'am. I'm like, oh my God, we are the troubled people on this block. I know you were here all the time. I'm sorry, you just did the viral arm, I'm sorry. So then Jeremy comes in and he's like,

oh, it's a little smokey in here, huh? And Dandra says, there is no way I could have gotten through this year, you know, with everything that happened this year, with my mother, with me reaching out to my ex family, with conflict with my friends, my mother, and my mother, and my mother, everything that my mother does without Jeremy. Your difficult year, what are you talking about? Okay, your mom didn't do shit to you. The estranged family, you stole their money, Deandra. Okay, your father made a new will when your ass left him and changed your name.

Like give her, wait, you're the one that got you from. Where the money comes from. Yes, give me a break with this. I feel sorry for the brother and I want the brother on this show. Okay, I'm not gonna feel bad for you after taking your brother's inheritance, okay, you dick.

Brother, I want you to meet my mother. mother. I want you to be my brother brother mother say hi Would you say my mother? That's so much for have have trying to have a surprise for you Jeremy. I mean now the whole neighborhood is woke I was like I doubt anybody would accuse your neighborhood Feeling yeah, I'm feeling that's not happy anytime soon. So there's shocking oysters and Jeremy is like, yeah, you know what I'm, he's good at shocking oysters and he's like, but you know what I'm really good at? More than shocking oysters, let me just really tee this up for you.

You know what I'm really good at shocking other than oysters? Shocking panties. Doesn't make sense, but it sounds sexy. I'll have a hard on because I love my wife. No infidelity's here. Let's bone in a pork chop. Thank you. I don't know what I'm gonna have for dinner, but I know my appetizer is gonna be a blue two. Alright. That's why I love you baby. Oh yeah. Better not be an unbearing any underwear tonight. Oh hey you want to work to fire along so I can laugh about how women try to do things and do this. Oh god I love you. Better not be wearing any underwear. Jeremy, Jeremy here's the news update., this is the sexy news update from the angel. Okay, turn out, I'm serving pork chop with a carrot,

puree and green beans right now. Okay, hot and sexy times. I think the android is trying to push like deandro cooks. Like there's gotta be a cookbook or something coming out because this description of what she's serving for dinner went on way too long. I wrote pork chops with something and some carrots with something and some and he fucking cares.

That's why no, because it just got going. Pork chops without any browning. That's what I that's what I wrote down. Hell pork chops. And he's like, it's like a dream. My hot ass wife carrying my meal to me. Yeah, maybe a wet dream. Jeremy, I just love you so much.

You are obviously cheating on your wife, sir. Okay. Obviously you are banging everybody that you see. And I'm calling it right now. News will come out that Jeremy has been cheating on Deandra this whole time because no one acts like this, sir. Yeah. Or he just hasn't been fed in a while. So Deandra is, she's talking about, they're sitting down and now they're eating the pork chops, like, this is so good. I love how you didn't brown the pork chop. That was a nice touch. So, she's like,

Well, Jeremy, I'm just trying to be a better person, a less judgemental person, and I just wish my friends would give me the same consideration, mother. It's like, mother. Sorry, I was an instinct. So then the sun sets. so they've now been talking for a long time and they're like, you know, Deandra's like, babe, this was supposed to be about you

tonight. I don't know why, just decided to announce that right now, but it was supposed to be about you tonight. And he's like, it's never a dull moment with you. And that's why I love you. That's why I fucking love you. I was like, whoa, and also they haven't even touched their food. I don't know if you, that's what I fucking love you. I was like, whoa, and also, they haven't even touched their food. I don't know if you noticed that. The sun went down, it's been like an hour

that had been out there and the entire pork chop, both of their pork chops are fully intact, unless this was a reshoot, but their pork chops were fully intact and all the food was on their plate. I was like, oh, you guys aren't even eating those food, you're just sitting there with it. You just keep saying over and over, and that's what I fucking love you.

So like you said it three times this episode, he says that every single up fishy, just saying it. So then they get whacking, getting the pool. And he's like, are you in touch with me by getting in that pool? So, let's get in, Nugget Jeremy. Oh my God, this scene was painful. It was.

So now Cam and Quart are going to go check out the dream house and Camard has put on her Lily Tomlin snooping glasses from big business. And Lily Tomlin dresses up as a maid. And so Court's like, he's like, I hate seeing my wife in pain, but at the same time, this is a great opportunity to mess with her a little bit before making her dreams come true.

You know what I'm saying? You know, because life is, you know, it's life is so hard, so you got to make each other laugh, you know, to get through life, you know what I'm saying. And also, I just like fuck it with her because it's all I have in life right now. So let me just have this right now. And she's like, now, homeschooling with the kids, like watching them at a desk all day, you know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when I had a job one time and I had watching them at a desk all day, you know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when I had a drop on time and I had a sit at a desk.

And he's like, wow babe, that's an amazing story, you know. Oh, but by the way, I got some bad news. I got a text from Kelly and she says the buyers are no longer going to be under contract for our house. And she's like, I am keeping my emotions under control right now because he needs to think I can deal with anything. Yeah, and she goes, are they going to break contract?

I'm like, I'm not gonna throw this house if we got that in text, okay? I wanna get out, could you turn around? I wanna get out of the car. I wanna get out of the car right now. Car, I wanna get out of the car. I wanna get out of the car right now. Look, out of the car, court. Let me out of the car. I'm not gonna throw it. Get me out of the car. I want to get out of the car right now. I want to get out of the car. I want to get out of the car right now. Out of the car, Quart. Let me out of the car. I'm not going to tour it and get me out of

the car. Pull over. Get out of this car. It's such a... She starts freaking out and he's like, be rational. She goes, no, I'm not going to be rational. Quart. Get some balls. Quart. Pull over. Why would we look at a house if our contractors fell through it's like bashing adopted baby Why would I bash an adopted baby and why would I tore a hole start with a contract just fell through court? Yeah, she's having a freaking fit and he's like Okay, here we are. Let's just get out. It's just get out. He's like so remember the day I asked you to marry me because He starts to cry but he since he, since he's not used to crying,

he's trying to hold it in and weird noises come out. He's like, or whatever. Remember, remember about the rings. Remember when you saw Lord of the Rings. Ugh. And they said, one does not simply, fuck,

do, Lord of the Rings. What? Are you okay, Qu do, border, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are you okay, Quar? It's like babe, did you house some cheap jelly on your sandwich today, you're acting really sad? So the, oh, dream house, oh, oh, oh, the house is no longer under... Ooh! Ooh!

Goddrakt! Ooh! Because... Uh! We... We own it. Uhhhh! She's like, oh my god are you kidding me?

I was just about to kick your ass, gawr! How would you do this to me? And then they go to the dream house, which is 7.5 million dollars! Yeah. Um, so, yeah, she gets her house. And I have to say, this is the most upset and traumatized Cameron has ever been. And this is basically what everyone thinks of Rich White ladies. Yeah. It's pretty much embodied right here. It's like everything going on in the world and this is what upsets her, you know.

That big set. There's protests across the whole country while this is going on. Think of it, a pandemic just came out and this is what really, this is finally, this is what sets Cameron off. Maybe possibly not getting a $7.5 million house. Not having a 12 by 16 island.

But on the flip side, this is the first time we saw any sort of evidence that court has emotional investment in his wife. It's like the first time he's ever done anything other than be like to camera. Yeah, you know, actually, I think they're the best couple on this show. I have to say, like, I believe that they actually like each other. I actually believe it. It's not weird. I actually believe they love to say, like, I believe that they actually like each other. I actually believe it's weird. It's not weird. I actually really do believe they love each other.

Yeah, I think the fact that he was crying, I made fun of it, but I think the fact that he was crying about giving her this dream house was actually very sweet. And I didn't feel like he was doing it to be, to preen for the cameras to be like, see, look what a good guy I am. Like, the fact that he was crying so much meant that he like, he was like overwhelmed with the emotion of making her happy in that moment. So, you know, Court one, at least one point for me, for me, for today. So they look at the house and it's gorgeous.

It is really pretty inside. And she has a humongous island and she's just so in love with it. And he goes, yeah, well, you know what, you're gonna even come with me when I saw in the papers papers and she's like, yeah, because we're a team Yeah, but it just so happens I'm the starting quarterback and you're the third string So he we're on the same team, but I'm gonna do all the signing so then we go over to Mama D's house where Tiffany shows up and she shows up and and you know

Tiffany shows up and she shows up and you know, Mama D is like, well, of course, y'all look all darling. They are Tiffany not like my good friend, nothing daughter who always comes and smells like smoke with that crazy rat she carries around calls a dog. So Tiffany is brought presents for the dog and she's brought him a chewy, wheat-toned purse, chewy, faton purse. Chewy, faton. And Mama D is like, have you seen her, brought him a chewy Vuitton purse, chewy Vuitton purse. Just funny.

Chewy Vuitton. And Mama D is like, have you seen her, have you seen her bed darling? And it's this big like Taj Mahal kind of designed bed. Yeah. And she's like, you want to know about that? That was a Neeman Marcus. It was in the catalog and it was $10,000. And I took it to my dress maker and they made it for me.

I mean, it was $5,000. A lot of blood. All right. Floss water that woman on the head until it was done like I liked it. Okay, that is called buying American. Made Deandra sleeping in for two weeks. You know, it pays to know talented people who could do things for you. Notice I did not mention DeAndra in that sentence, okay?

Now, let me ask you, darling. You still up at 5.30 a.m. because it's hard to run a home, have your children, have your career. She's like, yeah, I love my job. And Mama Degas, I love mine too. I love mine too before we're stolen from me from a lady who actually wakes up at 10. 45 a.m. Have her single morning and that lady's name is my daughter Deandra.

Yeah. Oh, so they start Tiffany's like, yeah, you know, it's really hard because it's so many hours in the week and Mama D's like, yeah, it's hard to jiggle it. Okay. So Tiffany tells us that Mama D really is like a mama figure to her. And so she's gonna talk about her mom with Mamadi. And so she's like, she pretended that she was supportive because like there were other people around

about I know what she's really thinking. And then we see all these clips of the mom supposedly being angry, but she's like, yeah, at all. And they bring up the clip again of the mom being like, so do you get benefits at your job? And she's like, yeah, at all. And they bring up the clip again of the mom being like, so do you get benefits at your job? And she's like, 80% mom, because I'm only working 80% at the time.

And the mom's like, oh, I'm like, oh, well, and then they just ended there. I'm like, no, the mom was asking about healthcare benefits. Why are you trying to be shady? We just watched this, Bravo. And then she's like, you know, and it's not like she helps me. And she always said that when I had children, she was going to retire and help me with the kids.

But then when it turned out to be twins, she was like, that's too much for me. I can't handle it. Yeah. And so basically that's what this comes down to it is that like, she wants her mom to help out with her family. And she didn't, right? So, yeah. So Tiffany says that she went back to work at six weeks after the twins were born

and she expected her mom to step up and she didn't at all. And she says that one thing she does appreciate that even though Deandra and DeFight, at least they communicate and with her mom, everything's just very surface. So Mama Dea's like, let me ask you this Tiffany, have you ever told your mom you want to have relationship with her?

You know her you know whatever it is. It's always worth it, right and you'll look back and you'll say I'm so glad I did this I'm so glad I tried to have relationship with my mother and tried to steal the company out from under her and drive it into the ground What she worked for for 30 years. I'm so glad. I'm so glad She worked for for 30 years. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. And she's like, but what if she rejects me? She's like, well, just try it. And if she says, no, it's all you can do.

Just change the locks on the company door. It tells you learn to have to behave herself. And if she does behave herself, buy a couple of tacos in the Mexican restaurant and tell everybody you like her. You know, just gather all your friends around and say, hey, Daniel hasn't been an asshole this month. Let's buy her some tacos. Got it. when she was like and now I'm handed my company over to Dan Droll and that was the end of the season and then the next season started and she's like I changed my mind

Yep, so now we go over to Brandi who is playing with Brew and just like walking around the foyer following him, following him into closets and everything. And then she's about to go meet up with Deandra, but then she decides to check her emails. And the music gets very serious and she's just sort of sitting there and she's like, mmm. And then she pulls up a headline, a very meta headline, which says Deandra Simmons says, real housewives of Dallas will address Brandy Redmond's racist

video head on. So I thought that was really interesting that they had a headline about the show we're watching in the show we're watching and affecting the show we're watching. Yeah, I like that they started doing that on housewives. I like that they started doing that on housewives. I like that. And so it basically says, she told Page Six that they will address it and quote, we just can't sweep it under the rug.

That's fine. So what? Who cares? What do you think they're going to ask her about? Like her thoughts on horse breeding in the Adirondacks. Of course, they're going to ask her about Real Housewives of Dallas. That's why they're interviewing her. Yeah.

So now Brandy says she feels betrayed, even though Deandra didn't say anything about she's a racist, she's selfish, she shamed me and set up going to hell. All she said was we are going to address it. And we're going to deal with it head on, which in her mind was her way of saying, like, no, no, no, we're like, like, we are going to be socially responsible with our show, right? So now Brandi is like, she's like, I know she knows what I went through. And I know she knows the pain I caused others and the pain I caught I put on myself. And I'm trying to move move forward but it was not her place to openly talk about it.

A real friend would never do this. I like openly talk about what she wasn't talking about you. She was talking about whether or not this content will be on the show. And by the way, and it is on the show and you knew beyond the show because you filmed the scenes and you did the video in the first place. And this is why people feel like Brandy really truly hasn't like, like, oh, in her part real victim. She's the real victim.

She knows what I went through and then she's quick to add all the other stuff and how I hurt people and et cetera. But Brandy is the real victim here. She always is. So she says a real friend would never do this and she's like pretending to cry. And she texts Deandra,

I saw you were talking to me in the press about my racist video quote unquote. No, don't quote unquote that. There was no quotes. And I'm very disgusted right now. And I'm not in a space where I can get together today. So then it's like sad music as we fly, fly from Plano all the way to Dallas

and Rick D'Andres house. And D'Andres setting up two wives and two glasses and we see Dolly Parton the dog. And she reads the text and she's like, well, I mean, all I said was positive things, but fine, whatever. I mean, it doesn't surprise me. She took the wrong way.

So she tells us, I was trying to give her props. I mean, since when am I the bad guy? I mean,'t surprise me she took the wrong way So she tells us I was trying to get for props. I mean since when am I the bad guy? I mean since when is talking about someone's racist video worse than making a racist video? I mean she intend she offended an entire race of people, okay? And now all of a sudden the onus is on me. I mean, how does this even happen? Yeah, so she just she starts going upstairs and a producer is like, uh, where are you going? And she's like, I'm not interested in this anymore producer mother. Okay, anything I said was to It was to help her out and not even a her her okay, and like she's not gonna have this conversation that we're not gonna We're not we're going to have ever she's gonna act like this. She's just keep acting like a baby

Okay, she'd be a baby and then at one point like she's just like ranting about Brandi and at one point They do a close-up ofixie, and the music's like, do do do do do. And they do a close up of Dixie, and then they put up a chiroon that just says, Dixie. And that was like, why? I was like, why in this moment is it like,

and this like, let us remind you that this is Dixie, and Dixie is introitlizing on this rage. The Dixie's like, would you care for Dan Chovie? So Dan does going off to the producers. And she's like, oh, and now, all the, now she wants to confront me around all the other girls and all the other girls, you're gonna be like, and you know what, I don't want to go on this trip because every girl is going to have her back.

And you know what, it's not fair. And this is wrong to do to me. And this is not right, producer, mother. Look at Dixie. Look at Dixie. Dixie's horrified right now. Okay, Dixie, where did you get that possum from? Why are you eating a possum in my house, Dixie, look at Dixie, Dixie's horrified right now. Okay, Dixie, where did you get that possum from? Why are you eating a possum in my house, Dixie?

And she's exactly correct what she's saying. Brandi doesn't want to have the scene one-on-one because she doesn't want to have to make nice with Deandra. She wants to be the victim, bring everybody into the scene, then say Deandra betrayed her, and then the fight becomes about Deandra betraying her instead of Brandi bringing up being of racist fucking little... Eeeh! Okay. Yeah. I think that like the accountability that people want from Brandi about Deander betraying her instead of Brandy bring up being of racist fucking little eww.

Yeah, I think that the accountability that people want from Brandy is to say, you know what, it is going to be addressed and I'm glad it's being addressed because people need to see that my actions were hurtful and I'm happy that it gets to be put out there and that we can all grow from it and show other people,

because especially nowadays, I mean, back in August, honestly, there was a lot of anti-Asian sentiment that was brewing up, but nowadays, it's even more salient with everything going on, with attacks on Asian people's that's so vile and horrific. So like, especially in the context of literally today, it's just kind of like, it's like really, like, you're not the victim in this brandy, like you did some fucked up shit and you should be happy it's being addressed

and that like people, it's a teachable moment. Yeah, so then we go to Stephanie's. Everybody's been whacking and packing up a mobile home and Stephanie didn't get a party bus this time. She got the mobile home. Cause we're country girls and this is like a country limo. Ah. So Brandy comes over and dress like the fun police

literally cause she's gonna be driving the bus and you know Brandy's wacky. So she's got a wacky costume. Gotta be in a costume. Yeah, she's got like the she's got like a like a vest thing like a fluorescent stripe vest sort of she looks like she is basically directing traffic in a stadium you know so so she's gonna be the driver and everything is good everything's fun and she and Stephanie are talking and they have such a brandy and Stephanie conversation. Brandy goes, are you excited? Stephanie goes, I'm good. How are you feeling? How are you feeling? I'm excited. I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought, are you feeling? I thought,, but I'm excited. How are you feeling? But like, you know, I'm feeling like you know, Tiantra might be feeling like she's walking into a situation where she's gonna be defensive. Yeah, so like, hmm, but that's kind of funny. That's kind of sad, but it's kind of fun.

But it's kind of like sad and it's kind of scary, but it's kind of good, but I'm excited. You know, like how are you feeling? Yeah, you know, like, oh, someone's here. So all the girls start coming in. Love you. Thanks, I just want to get that in there before Ronnie start talking. I love you. Sorry. I love you.

I have to put a toilet seat on my head. Yeah, so it's funny. That's where people poop. I love you. Love you so much. Love you so much. I'm excited. So the girls start coming over and camera

and I'm like, oh, I brought pillows because you never know about pillows and cabs Okay, that's what I teach you what's called a coddle And so Brandi is talking about Deandra and she's like sometimes I think she's like not so aware of what's going on And she's so focused the point that she's trying to like wind up hurting people You know what I'm saying and then Tiffany Tiffany walks in and then Tiffany shows up and she sees so focused the point that she's trying to like, why not hurting people? You know what I'm saying? And then Tiffany walks in, and then Tiffany shows up and she sees Brandy in her vest and she goes,

are you a, what, what is this? She's like, what, what? She's like, I know you like to be wacky and I'm trying to be a better friend to you by laughing at your terrible jokes, but I just need to understand what they are first. Yeah, so everybody comes and they're like being wacky. And Cameron's like, they're better not be a spiders.

You're in Texas. I don't think you're in a place to complain about the spiders in Oklahoma, okay? The spiders in Texas are bigger than your head. So then Karen's like, I'm jealous, it's oh my god, I'm so wacky, oh my god. I'm so bad. And then everyone's like, of course, Sandra's the last one.

So Sandra comes over. It's like, hello. Everybody's kind of being nice. And Sandra's like, oh, look at you, Brandy. Is that your driving outfit? And she says, yeah, I was actually watching driving tutorials on YouTube. And then I got a ding and guess what? And Dan just like, and, she has, and, and,

and it's like a really long pause on every single sentence. They haven't handled it, Dan. They haven't, and off. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and you're gonna hell and It was about you talking about me and the press and just the article was not about you Brandy Just the headline was all about me and she goes well, you don't pick the headline and the question was have you addressed

The racial issues and I had your back. I could have said you put your head in the sand, okay? But I did not say that I said we in the sand, okay? But I did not say that. I said we were a dressment, okay? Yeah, and so By the way, I just want to point out before we go too much further into this scene before I start really ranting that Brandi was learning how to drive her RV with YouTube videos. This is not right This is not right. Yeah. Yeah. So Deandra, yeah. So Deandra is basically saying, yeah. So she's like, I was trying to have her back, et cetera.

And Brandy's like, that's not fair. Why couldn't she've just said, I don't want to comment. It's like, yes, she could have said, I don't want to comment. But I also don't think it was wrong over to say, yes, we are going to address this. Yeah, no, you don't say no comment, Brambi. She's there doing an interview about your show. And furthermore, how do you think it feels for everybody else on your show to have to deal with this every time they go into an interview? They have to talk about they can't just go in and be like, hey, Antiandra, I'm gonna try and start being a cooking star or whatever. They have to go in there and every single person has to talk about your stupid fucking racist video.

And now you have the nerve to act like she wanted to, like she's stealing your spotlight, you did this to everybody else. You should be apologizing to everybody else. I'm so sorry, you have to go to an interview and talk about my fuck up the entire year. This is your bad. This isn't something you could apologize to.

Yes, exactly. Exactly. It's so annoying. So then she goes, well, do you know that I became clickbait once again? That's not fair. And. It's so annoying. So then she goes, well, do you know that I became clickbait once again? That's not fair. And Deandra kind of laughs.

And she goes, oh, well, I'm glad you think it's funny. You know, it's not funny, but I'm glad you think it is. You went out there to promote yourself and act like you were giving grace and forgiveness. Well, guess what? That's what I wanted. And you took it away from me and put it out there. So you're mad that you didn't get to go to the public first

and do your big grace and forgiveness tap dance. I mean, this is so gross on so many levels with this lady. I can't. Well, yeah, I mean, I think that what she's trying to say is, if you had just said no comment, they would have just died, but because you gave, because you even just said that, now there's a headline out there that's just like once again saying the brand user racist, yada, yada, yada. And I'm like, so basically the crux of what you're saying is

that you are, you're making it a thing again, right? Well, guess what's making it even more of a thing? You hear on national TV arguing about it to arguably a much larger audience than that one headline was. Like, don't you understand? You right now are actually making it worse and reminding us that you made a racist video. Right, but she's trying to use it to switch it to Deandra's the villain. You know, so she can be less of a villain by making Deandra the villain. No, you're the villain.

They asked her about the racist video because there was a racist video. You know, you're the asshole for doing it in the first place. And they're fighting. So ridiculous. So Carrie tells Deandra, just say you're sorry. So Deandra tries and she's like, listen, I made a mistake. I shouldn't have said anything. And I'm sorry.

And then it goes boom. And Brandy goes, well, that's funny because the other day you know We were gonna talk and you were concerned that I called you selfish and this is a prime example She just said she's sorry and you didn't even deserve and I'm sorry from her did not there you Did not do not you made this miss you you made this mistake you did this you did this and Like you have to own up to it. You can't just hope that it just gets swept under a rug and never gets made. You can't just because you filmed a scene with Tiffany at the beginning of the season

doesn't mean that now this is all over. This is something that you have to live with, much as everyone else has to live with the errors that they make in their life. So Carrie, so, Dandruff said, well, you know what? I mean, now I'm selfish. Here we are back to me being selfish. You know what you say I'm selfish? Carrie says I'm selfish. Well, fine, you know what?

You can say that. It doesn't even bother me. And Carrie goes, oh, it doesn't matter to you that all of your friends think that yourself. No, all, don't say all of the friends. She's talking specifically to you and to Brambi about saying it over and over again. The whole season, what you had, and I cannot believe I'm even sticking up for Deandra to this degree, but can be a fucking break.

And Debra's like, oh my God, no matter what I do, everyone's upset. She goes, well, you know what? If everyone here is telling me, I'm selfish and I just say, who cares? How do you think that makes everyone feel? So Deandra was totally right. Brandi has turned it. She's brought it up in front of everybody. So now, Carrie can grab onto it like a dog with a bone and turn it into everybody else, you know, against Deandra when this is not at all what it was. So Tantra called it. I mean, she at least knows how this shit works now. Yeah, exactly.

And that's why she should have known better than to become like Buddy Buddy with Brandy because this is sort of what happens with Brandy. And then ultimately Deandra goes to, she does her typical thing now, which is like, well, if you had that while me and on the issue then I don't have to go there. I don't have to be there, mother.

Me and Dixie will go and catch Tuna over by the river. That's what we'll do. So it's to be continued, whether Deandra's gonna go, look for Bigfoot with the rest of the cast. And I'm sure she's gonna go. She will go. So annoying. No one can upset me like Brandy.

My God, she really is your trigger point. She makes me so crazy. God. Man, if she does go, I mean, who's gonna take her place? Call of Richards, I mean, Call of Richards. I think Brandi and Kyle are the ones. I mean, a diss track could take her place. Brandi does nothing.

She literally does nothing. And when she does do something, it's horrible. It's like, I'm putting poop in my hair. I'm making a fart joke. I'm teaching people how to torque on a table. Get outta here, you suck. You suck. Yeah, she just doesn't really have a lot of interesting things

going on in her life anyway, on top of everything else. So, that being said, we are done with this episode. We'll be back tomorrow with some real housewives of New Jersey, and we also have Top Chef this week and Summer House, so still a whole bunch of really cool stuff. tomorrow with some real housewives of New Jersey and we also have Top Chef this week and Summer House so still a whole bunch of really cool stuff. So if you don't subscribe to Watch Or Crapins go ahead and subscribe. That way the podcast just comes to you and you can listen and you can also leave a review with the Apple Podcast or if you want. I don't know, you don't have to

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