Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles

Episode Date: September 27, 2018

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'd love those on this show Well, we miss the bull you're gonna get the horns There you go. We just have to feel about it. So we have to say, I thought you were going to say something more because you love bulls. So I thought you were going to like that. That's it. I just love Texas because there are so many bull statues everywhere. Rich ladies really love bull statues like those big bronze bull or horse, but mostly bull

statues out in their front yard. Yeah, they do. They do really like it. I imagine. I mean, I've only been to Houston and Austin, I guess, but I haven't been to Dallas, although we're going there soon, which I'm really excited about. So this week's episode starts at Stephanie's house. Brandy shows up and they have like typical foyer talk, you know, where Stephanie, where Brandy shows up and they have like typical For your talk, you know where Stephanie where Brandy walks in Stephanie's like I love that handbag and Brandy's like thank you and Stephanie's like it's so pretty Thank you. I like it. I have it as handles. It has really nice handles. Yeah I can say thank you. This is gonna be so fun

This is gonna be so fun. Are you ready to have fun? Are you ready to have fun? Yeah, it's going to be fun. Oh yeah, we're going to have so much fun. Yeah, it's going to be fun. I'm still in Travis. I'm really happy to date because we're going to have fun. We're going to have a spot here for the girls. Yeah, this is going to be fun. And I And I got some guys because they're gonna be like fun. They're gonna be fun. I can't eat for massages. My bathroom is like so big. But it's also really cozy.

I mean, it's the size of a gymnasium. Like a cozy gymnasium. Is that possible? I don't even know. You know Travis. He loves fun. Cut know Travis, he bumps fun. Cut to Travis. I'm in. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So she's definitely giving us a tour of her palatial bath and she's like, I have a fireplace and I'm really cozy couch at the end of it.

And Hot Tub has steam room and a shower and Hot Tub stand. My card dealership. I have bowling alley rings. You can bowl in here. I also have rings if you want to do gymnastics. But the Hot Tub. So Tom Horses. Tom Horses. Tom Horses. Tom Horses. Tom Horses. Tom Horses. rings if you want to do gymnastics, but the hot tub. So the dog's or on the pummel

horse. It's a big pummel horse. Shooting range. I have to I have to put the shooting range right by my shower bed. I love that they're that they're making this really super fancy segment. And they're like, let's look at how much money was spent on this bathroom and it's the Beverly Hills music because the show is too low rent to make their own music. Exactly. You can't talk about how high budget you are when this is Lisa Vanderpomp closet music. I know this song by heart. I also really like to have the end of this whole montage. Door opens and one of those fancy toilets, it just opens up like,

waaah, like Audrey too, but in toilet form. Did you notice that? The toilet's are gonna take over the world. And they deserve too. I mean, they've been in everybody's butts. Like if anybody deserves the world, it's them. Those toilets. It really is. If they deserve somewhere that's green.

They really do. Yeah, they've taken enough. They really is. If they deserve somewhere that's green. They really do. Yeah. They've taken enough. They really deserve a white pick of fence. Oh, by the way, I ordered a Tishy because I was drunk on Instagram being me. Oh, what? And I was like, oh, a Tishy. That looks neat. So I ordered one.

And now I'm going to have to hook it up. I'm going to have to figure out how to do this. And then I'm going to be scared every time that thing sprays me. And then when I have guests over, I'm gonna be scared of it spraying their butt, like, well, their butt get on my butt, because I don't wanna share about my friends. When are they all horns?

Is it like me? Is it a Badea attachment? Yeah, it's called a tishy. It's like a little thing you buy and you hook up to the water in your bathroom and do your toilet and it's like your own little fancy toilet. Now that's fun. I would like a Badea attachment because I think it's just something that

makes sense and I don't know why we as Americans turn our nose up at Badea's when it's like really good hygiene. It's like a really good thing to do for yourself I think. Yeah, clean your butt. It says if you got pizza, yeah, it said if something the advertisement, it's like if you got peeps on your face, would you clean it with your fingernail? That's like so stupid, you know, no, you clean it with water. And I was like, that is true. I was all wasted, so I ordered a tishy. Yeah, I think it's good for everybody. I think the only reason why I wouldn't get one is because I would be afraid of the part of like attaching it to my water supply. Well, I'm a man. So I'm a man, so I'm going to figure out how to do that, get some tools,

learn how to turn off the water pipes and what have you. I'm sure there are instructions, but I just get scared. Maybe I'll hire a task rabbit for this theoretical Tushy. Oh, maybe, but then I have to clean the bathroom so the taskrabital will see it. Oh, okay. So anyway, guys, let's stop talking about my butt hole. Okay. Let's start talking about feeding models grapes or models feeding us grapes. Sure.

Sure. It's definitely like, it's a dream come true. That's your dream, really? I think you've already achieved better. Stop, don't go backwards. Yeah. So they are, for spa days, she wants to have shirtless guys feeding them grapes, as you said.

So they are doing something that I've always dreamed of doing, auditioning male models. We have to have a show someday where we just have shirtless male models so we can audition them, which sounds really creepy. I get it. For a podcast. For a live show.

A live show. No, it's fun here if we just do it for a podcast. Yeah, okay. Your job is to be, there is a camera in here. Nope, nope, it's fun. You're if we just do it for a podcast. Yeah. Okay. Your job is to be there because there are a camera in here. Nope. Nope. It's just audio. They're just going to stand there. Just just massage my back while while I talk about the housewives, please. Thank you. So stupid. Okay. So yeah, they're they're going to interview they're going to interview some and Stephanie, of course, this is this is that girl you take to the

strip club and she's like, oh my god, can I have a hug? Yeah, she hugs Marshall, Marshall the model. So at first they're like talking and then she's like, can we see her shirt off? So like finally, this is the good stuff. They take their shirts off and I like how even the dog wants to get in the dog just like pong at the window like, woof, I want some. Why am I having to miss this? I've been having to look at Travis for the past 10 years. Let me in. I like how your pecs bounce when you talk. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, hercules, hercules, hercules, hercules, her.

And then the last model or models, if perhaps how you want to use that word, it's like a twink and a little baby kangaroo, which was like, I didn't realize that the twink was also going to be modeling because the little baby kangaroo comes in, they're like, oh my god kangaroo, which of course is so cute, it's in a little diaper. But then the twink, who I thought was just its handler, takes off his shirt also, and I was like, huh, it's not a good thing. Then he just sits there and plays with his nipples.

He was a weird guy. He's like, ew, look at the hot person on a kangaroo. Hot people don't need kangaroos, okay? It's always the twisted little ones, you need to kangaroo, okay? It's true. Yeah. Like who dates a guy with a kangaroo? You okay? It's always the twisted little ones. You need to kangaroo, okay? That's true. When you're dead, like who dates a guy with a kangaroo? You know, that's when you know you're really mean.

I had to pick for four days, and I felt like that. I was like, oh my god, I'm that person. Like I found a trick pet to get people to talk to me. This is pathetic. Make it, turn that into bacon. Well, what's he gonna do with the kangaroo? Because it's cute, that's a baby, but when it grows up, kangaroos have like really sharp claws on their feet

and they'll like gut you with a kick. They're really dangerous. I'm guessing he'll like donate it to the zoo and just start over and get another little baby kangaroo. Just like a constant state of baby kangaroos. I like that. Yeah, baby's just like a high parent. Yeah, he's probably like a kangaroo foster.

So it's like the troubled baby kangaroos that come to, he took in the kangaroo. The kangaroo that was it's like the troubled baby kangaroos. They took in the kangaroo. They can't agree that was unloved. So they're talking at the models leave and that guy has like done playing with his nipples. They're like, okay audition's over. Please get this creep out of my house and call me. It's a law or whatever.

So Stephanie's like, they're so stink advice. They made me feel comfortable. Like, yeah, because they're trying to get hired. What would be like, hey, there's like you bitch. Yeah, I know him likes a stripper with attitude. That's for damn sure. Yes, strippers, they know how to sell the fantasy Stephanie. Sorry, sorry, but first of all, So then speaking of fantasies, it's a pure pure fantasy baby for Leanne. Leanne shows up in the morning. Leanne, Leanne, Leanne in the morning. That's her morning show that she has with herself. Leanne and Leanne in the morning. So she shows up at like a sound stage for a photo shoot with her like stylist and a makeup lady. And then Cameron shows up like a few minutes later, she gets out of her car and with her like stylist and a makeup lady and then Cameron shows up

Like a few a few minutes later she gets out of her car and he's like hot pink pants I have like a black and white stripes along the side and like a black and white umbrella That's like from like the penguin and Batman, you know, so she just looks like a crazy mess She does and I love their fashion talk She does and I love their fashion talk. She's like, I want a page of look. I want a page of look. And the lady's like, do not say that. We are not doing pads and she goes, well, I think of, here's what I think of

when I think of this shoot. Glamor. And then the lady got that's called glam. I'm like, wow, you guys are really all the cutting guts over there in Bals. Exactly. So Cameron walks in and Leanne and lands like where did you get those Pants and Cameron's like isn't it fun? Aren't they fun?

Veronica Beard aren't they so fun girlfriend? Aren't they fun? They're fun. I'll tell you what they are. They're fashion. Those are athletic slash leisure. That is so. So one of the other 45 looks you can do with them. You can. They turn into an airplane. So can you turn that to a little doggy? Can you do that to doggy? A little pant doggy? No, they're just pants. Oh, oh, I see. But they work well. Well, you know, I'm just doing black red and white

right now with Madras. It's really an infinite dress. It's infinite. Madras has 175 different looks. I mean, it is literally an infinite dress. I'm like, well, that actually sounds like a very finite number of looks, but. It's the YMCA plus every cover band that ever sang it. I mean, you can try and both letters all around. You have an infinite number of words. YMCA, YCMA, YAMC, which

almost spells the Am's, but not quite. So she's like, let's talk about this Mayors party from Rome. Oh, so they start talking about Deandra went off on her and the clips were just hilarious. I can't believe I left just as hard watching those clips as I did the first time. I can not believe you said I had $200, we ain't. I know go go go go. He's a favorite, really, and go go. And the end is like, why is the Andra so upset when you have six other bank accounts? I called that a performance, and I was not buying a ticket to it. I'll say what I buy, I take it to the Ferris wheel where I lost my hand virginity.

If you know what I'm saying. I've seen the cat giving birth. They didn't even charge for that. I'm certainly not buying a ticket to see this nonsense. Miss the handle. See me. Let's see you do that performance and have it slam down on a thing to make a thing go up and a thing to hit a bell. Okay, I don't think it's going to get that high.

It's the most in our ticket. I'll tell you, it's going to get a ring around a Coke bottle. Me. I'll tell you you're gonna get a ring around a coke bottle. So Cameron's like, you talk Harry one little thing and it blows up because Cameron's always looking for someone to be on her side. She's going to get somebody. And she's like, I was just trying to be friends with Carrie. I was just trying to be friends. Which is such shit.

You were talking shit about the end, okay? Like, let's just all, let's just all admit to what we're doing. Listen, ladies, I'm gonna tell everybody what you were saying because that's just the kind of girl I am now. Total honesty. Which is like also such bullshit. Like that entire thing they carry is saying,

like don't try to like disguise your messy nature as like virtue, the virtue of honesty, no, come on, you are just being messy. And in fact, you are now giving yourself even more liberty to be messy, because you're like, well, if you tell me anything, I'm just going to tell someone else. Like, you were officially being a medler, and you're acting like it's coming from some high mighty place, like you're actually trying to be a better friend for doing it. No, carry. Yeah, you're a regular mother to Riso over there. So anyway, well, Leigh-in basically is like, I told Carrie that in private and Cameron's

like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I just came up with something that I thought of and have a theory about it. Carrie? Carrie? it. Carrie doesn't have my back and I think she's playing both sides. She said, and be for Cree, that Stephanie shouldn't have said those words to me about being a baby basher, but the next day she said I need to tell Stephanie that I posted to the limit but then I look back and I'm like, Curie is playing both sides. The other day I went and I found her. She didn't see I was there and she was playing tennis and she kept

hitting the ball in the air and then running to the other side of the core and I was like, I can't believe she's playing both sides and Quark that's my husband She just kept screaming love at court And then when she saw me she was like deuces and I was like what? I've been playing Mario tennis with my niece. I'm so fine. Okay, so then Liam's like, she doesn't have a side. I don't tell you this. You know, she may take sides, but she doesn't have a Liam side.

That's for sure. But she's going to be a brandy show. You're going to go to that. And Cam says, the easiest thing to do is for me not to go. The hardest thing for me to do is put up a sparkle dog, just play a global pad at the school, just rip it up. The only reason why I'm going to Brandy's trunk show is I'm hoping to find a distributor. So Leigh has like, listen, you should go to Brandy's trunk show because A, everyone

loves a good trunk. trunk b you got a lead by example cam I'm like how is that was Cameron going to a trunk show leading by example what is she leading you'd want them to go to your event I'm totally that by example there's like a statue of camera in the center of town for going to a trunk so I'm Cameron from the house, Lannister. I'm leading by example for the rest of the troops. This is what happens. This is what happens when I swear to watch Game of Thrones.

And now I start referencing it everywhere. And the most, and places it doesn't even belong. It does not belong there. I feel like the Westcott would win the Game of Thrones. So I feel like Cameron would be sitting on that chair assort by the end. She would just be shaming everyone, being like, hmm, did you really mean to double cross me?

That wasn't right. Choose your words wisely, hand. Yeah, she just small talk Cersei to death. Cersei would be like, beva, beva, badja, badja. Whatever. And she'd be like, well, you know, I said I was sorry for poisoning your son. The least you could do is not call me a baby basher Cersei. I never said I was a basher of incestuous children.

I never said that. Don't put that poison in my mouth. I'm really sick of hearing you've been calling me a white walker. That's not nice, Cersei. The Westcots don't believe that women should go into the sun. That's just it. The Westcott always repays her dads. So if you know any distributors, I would appreciate that. Well, they're stealing music from Beverly Hills anyway. Just steal it from Game of Thrones. I might have found a distributor. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don the world. Oh, don't do it.

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I only gave birth to a shadow. Oh, I'm so telling everybody that you said that your baby was a shadow, because that's what I do. I'm a truth teller. Hey, they're just dial wolves, but they were quite well. Oh, the door. So everyone's track. Those of you. Leanne is a stark. Cameron's a Lanister and Brandy is a high priestess for the Lord of Light. He gets first to shout out monsters. She's like Stephanie called and she said there was a shadow

baby available. And so I took it. Dan just like alright you better free your slaves right now okay. Okay I have the mother of dragons okay and I'm sorry I am sorry but I would like the key to this city please. Okay slaves here is what I'm telling you right now. Hard not good dragon. And the good mornings are beginning. Kids are beginning. Get your work. I think a bunch of slave those slave class gives up their tube TVs and moves into an office with a flat

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No! But keep pursuing it. Because in the business world, if you aren't different, you won't survive. That's why I'm unveiling my brand new product called the eye shell. It's a phone that's in the shape of a seashell. And guess what? It's really just a seashell. And that's different. People are going to stop driving cars and start driving sparkle dragons. So I also don't we finally see the photo shoot in Lanz. Like, I'm just like obsessed with this dress because she's like,

all right, look number one, little black dress. Look number seven, little black dress with the time of red thing on the side. Look number 25, little black dress with the red thing on the side and red on the bottom. I'm like, you were slowly transforming into a flamingo dancer. Look 38, flamingo dancer has a taco truck. Like, so good. So Brandy pop up like the pop up story, the excitement that comes along with the pop

up story. Brandy just does not have that in her personality. She's like, guys, it's time for a pop-up. I feel like if Brandi were a pop-up book, you like turn the page and like the thing just like slowly unfolds. It's like I like that. That's restump. So let's see. Her sister in law is helping her and stuff. And she's like, you guys, thank you so much for doing everything that you've done for me. Megan looks just important for Ryan. She's like, oh, no. So she has started this beachwear company because Brian owned slips. He owns marinas and staff all over the place. So she's decided I'll put a store in a marina, which I have to say is one of the better

housewives business ideas. Yeah, and I actually thought her dress is not like I thought her stuff was fine. I mean, I'm not a fashion gay, so I never really know if like my opinion is like a good an informed opinion, but I thought our stuff look good Well, you remember when Joanne Fabrics was going out of business in Los Angeles for 11 years. Yes I had a vigil for seven of those years It reminds me of that. It's like okay Joanne's fabric it's 10% off. We're going to make

30 things with it. Is that kind of where, like Florida wear? Yeah, very in the arena where it's like, I'm going to Marina. So I need to, I want to wear something for this walk through the Marina. Yeah, there you go. So good job. So she's like, let's see, she's like, girls, you've been working so hard blah blah blah. So Stephanie comes and she's like, I need something to wear. I wish I wear something fun. I'm wearing something fun. This is going to be so fun. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

Really fun. It's popping up. It's popping off and up and off. Oh my god, that's so fun. So she puts her in some Laura Ashley dress and calls it a day. So me well, Carrie and Carrie is writing, she would be Andra, I think, I think she's with the Andra, I don't remember who she is with. Yeah, she's with the Andra. Yeah, and she's like, well, Brandy is a super woman because she's doing Brandy land and raising three kids and,

oh, oh, got to put my raincoatcoat on and she totally steals Cameron's thing from last season when Cameron put a little raincoat on her Birken bag and now Kerry is doing it except last season Kerry was like oh my god that's crazy and now this season she's like of course following suit classic Kerry and yeah she's like everyone knows your girl means a brain coat. Cameron totally understands that, okay? This is a burcan, okay? It's gonna get ruined. And Dan just like, what the hell?

Dan just like, are you kidding me? No, me, they're taking, they're taking, they're taking snow out, they have a snow fuse and they end up in an octopus. Oh, that was me, hard not good morning. Yeah, she's like, are you kidding me? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, a raincoat for your purse? Are you kidding me?

And then just like, cut to do sim and somewhere where there's like four people holding a tarp over her bag This is how you get hit in business the Always laughing at my bags my raincoat bags So Leanne and Cameron arrive and Cameron's like Stephanie Girl, yeah, that's her new thing Yeah, that's her new thing And Brandy's like I've decided to include everyone because I don't want to start shit

Plus Leanne's money is as good as the address $200 so I'll take it Brandy also didn't she didn't say I wanted to include everyone I think she said I didn't want to disclose anyone and like disclude is becoming one of those like Non-word words That's like spreading all across Bravo because people like they they are not saying exclude They're just saying disclude which I don't think disclude is a real word and everyone's saying it adds bothering me damn it God damn it bothering me It is not it's not a here-to-do word Here's one real-world word that can be made into 50 incorrect words

It's called include. I'm looking it up right now. Oh, that's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. It's you know what? It's a non-standard word. It means it was not a fucking word until people decided it was a word. It makes me crazy. And that also happens with spelling and you know you're getting old when you're like, that is not how you spell that. A hashtag that's called the number sign. Yeah. Well, it regardless.

Get it. Um, so the girls start getting into their brandy land dresses. I actually thought cams cams looks really good on her. I actually liked that color on hers. It was like this green blue thing. It was like nice to not see her in pink for once. So it looked like a ficus, okay? She looked like a very tall ficus.

Well, ficus can be pretty. Guys, the ficus is the international office plant for a recent, okay? I did not like seeing Cameron as an office plant. I liked it. office plan for a reason. Okay, I did not like seeing Cameron as an office plan. I like to like dumb office plants, growing offices, smart office plans, grow everywhere. So Leon, so Dan just like, I don't even care what you give me, just make sure it covers my ass. I thought a big ass is supposed to be like a good thing these days for ladies. I thought ladies are trying to have a big ass

What do I know? It's not now what I'm looking at I have no idea. I'd like a non flat ass myself. So yeah, let's see here So me and the producers like what do you think we end up these dresses? And she's like well brandy designs and my dress are They're different fruits. Okay, they're different fruits. Oh, That's all you're gonna get at me Not gonna get my real opinion Sip to diet cuz she knows like the sniff I like that she looks like such a bruiser in that outfit. Yeah. And then meet the bed outfit with one shoulder

and her little crown thing on her head. This looks like she's about to kick the shit out of somebody. She's like, you're good, my opinion. And then Deandra has brought a prop to this interview. She has a little piggy bank. She's like, I brought my piggy bank, you know what? Because Leigh Ann says I'm running out of money. Well, guess what?

Like, I guess I'm running, I have $200 left in here. I guess I only have $196 Leigh Ann took $4 out to buy those extensions from China. Get it. It's my joke. It's my joke. I worked on that on it. Do you like it, mother? Mother tell me like a mother, mother. The answer loads her prop comedy. She is the queen of housewives prop comedy. So except for Kenya. I don't know if she's taking Kenya's Kenya's yet, but she's doing pretty good. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's got her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role.

Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role.

Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. Leanne's trying to get her role. girl, which I'm like that's like my new favorite way to open up a conversation. So okay, so girl.

I want to talk about something that's bothering me. I do feel like sometimes I feel like so okay, so girl like I feel like so you kind of play both sides. I don't even know a lot. play both sides. I don't even know a lot. The music's like, don't, don't, don't. And then Carrie gets that like, like confused fish. Look, she's like, I'm a squinty fish. I'm a squinty fish. I'm a squinty fish. I'm a squinty fish. You know, tune out. So yeah, she's a fever. Creeee. You followed me upstairs and you said, I did nothing wrong, but then the next day, you said I pushed Stephanie and that's the reason

the blah blah blah blah. Because it's your words wisely, okay? There's like, what you're both wrong. Honestly, you're both wrong. And so then they like, they're talking and then care. It's like, no, listen, listen. And she like points her finger and camera goes, why are you pointing your finger at me right now?

Why are you doing that? You're pointing your finger at me. You just said no, listen and I'm going to listen, but I just don't like fingers, okay girl? She goes, I just don't like the moves. Oh, I'm really not into your choreography, but I'm gonna listen anyway. I'll accept a finger if you point me towards a distributor.

So curious, like, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger. So basically, you're saying you feel I don't have your back and basically I'm a liar. That's what you're saying. you feel I don't have your back and basically I'm a liar. What's your saying? Say, um, no, you took that word and you put it in your own mouth. Okay, you put that word in your own mouth. You did that just why are you pointing at me right now? You're pointing your finger at me right now. Say, I guess I am, but at least it's lower. I'm pointing down.

It's below my view. Yeah, choose your words carefully before you put them in your own mouth. So she's like, but if you're my friend, she's, you know, we're gonna stop this right here because that's what I do. I'm just like, I'm a peacemaker. So Stephanie come over here. Stephanie, she's like, no, she's not involved. Why would you ask her? And you're bringing your posse. You didn't even ask me if you can invite her over here. What are you going to do next? Give her a gift in front of my face, girl. Did you tell her that she has to choose her words carefully

before she comes over here? And she can't point. So, girl, so, hey, girl, so, hey, girl, girl, so, hey. What's going on? What's going on over here? I don't even know, but like she said, I went downstairs and I said something to her and the camera's like, I am not doing this. And so we have the proper permit from authorities for her to be in this conversation.

It's your pussy. I'm not doing it. She goes away and Stephanie is like, what's up? And Carrie just goes, she's nuts. She's fucking nuts. Okay, that's what's up. Cam is like global peddix, though. This is not how we behave at the global peddix, but okay. So then Liam and two angry Dan Dora they're over there talking and They're talking about the party and like making small talk and Dan Dora's like this is that for the wedding situation

If I'm hosting an event I need to know and I need to know when the date is so when is it gonna be? Yeah, and so yeah cuz lands like well, I want you to host me a part That's like really expensive over over the top and people have to bring a gift They cost at least $200 and she's like, well, I want you to host me a part that's like really expensive over and over the top. And people have to bring in gift, they cost at least $200. And she's like, oh, well, I guess I barely will be able to come to that because I apparently only have $200, not to my back account. Remember that? Remember that, remember when you set that link in? I am still very hurt. I am hurt. And so, I'm sorry, I got to blow this up because I was something really big just happening me over there. And they just ignore her. Dan just like, I was in fear of staying at the press, especially for the camera.

I care what you think, Cameron, because you know a lot of the same people I have, okay? And I have a lot of accounts. I want you to know that. And mom moved out of one. She moved the money out of one into another way. You know what? The rich are gonna forgive you for anything except the poor.

Yeah. So the rich will forgive everything except the poor. Is that what they said? Yeah, the rich will forgive everything except the poor. Is that what they said? Yeah, the rich will forgive everything except the poor. Or something. Yeah, pretty much that. And it's like, stop talking about rich. OK, he's my fiancee.

Anyway, so Leanne's like, she does what she does best. He knows he's poor. He doesn't care. Leanne starts doing what she knows best, which is full on melodrama. She's like oh Andrew I cried oh I cried the fact that I hurt you broke my mother fucking heart. I tell you hurting you

Made my heart broke and it broke in so many different ways 175 specifically It was like an infinite break with so many different broken looks I tell you my heart is more broken than you never do it again and I am so sorry you know I would rather hurt myself than hurt you although to be fair I'd rather hurt myself instead of instead of anything really it's on my favorite thing to do anyone got a knife anyone I used to sit on that Duncan machine and throw apples at the bulls eye just so of anything really is on my favorite thing to do. Anyone got a knife? Anyone? I used to sit on that Duncan machine and throw apples at the bulls I just saw a dunk myself under the water. I used to stand under the scrambler and be like, come and get me.

Come and get me. So the amazers like, well, the answer always has a wonderful story to create. Crocodile T for her. The real story is she didn't want to talk about me and my problem was, let's talk about your twin on top of that bitch. Like I was like, whoa, you are really, really too angry.

Are you not taking in the glory of the pop-up shop? Okay. Why are you so obsessed about this wedding, Deandra? You're a mad that Leanne is deflecting away from something that you have conjured up. Well, we called it, we called it on this show because I saw the previews for next week, and we called the first week that shit came up. I said, there's got to be rumors that he's having an affair or that she's having an affair. And that's what she's looting to because it cannot just be you need a date. So she's trying to get someone else to bring up these

rumors so she doesn't have to or get Leand a cry at on TV. But she's basically warning her in every single episode, I'm bringing this up. And I think that's why she's getting angry over such stupid little things and going crazy over this. I have $200 in my account thing because she's going to use that as well. I did that in retaliation for this because you made me so mad about this. When obviously she's been planning this for a while. Right.

Right. Well, oh God. So Stephanie joins the group and Cameron's like, okay, so here's why I got mad about Carrie pulling me over. I had my seat belt on and I was driving under the speed limit, so it wasn't very nice of her to do that to me. And then Stephanie comes over and she's like, what the hell? She's like, you're all posse. Okay, you're all posse. And curious like, you know what, this is the end of Beaver Creek. Okay, this is the end. Okay. What matters is that we're friends and camera's like, but you don't protect me. You didn't protect me in Mexico from frandy with the Dildo. And it really hurt me that no one was there for a while. She starts to cry.

I was alone with the Dildo. So Cameron, yeah, she's like, she's like, it's like I've known Carrie for like eight years. And it seems like Carrie is more loyal to Brandon Stephanie than to me and that's hurtful. So Carrie, and what seems like it's going to be a throwaway moment, but of course on this show you never know where the next major plot development is going to be, Carrie's like, well, if it makes you feel any better, when we're in Beaver Creek, I actually protected

you. Yeah, I protected you. And it turns out that brandy yeah we then we see that brandy had got had bought a thing called stressicles or like stress balls but in the shape of testicles and she's like you know and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, but yeah, I wasn't that big a video, but cameras like oh my god are you serious? Because if you did that that would mean we're sticking up for me Choose I did girl. I did say I said I did stick up for you You know, I said I'm your friend. I support you. Okay, let's just help and so they hug and she's taking Thank you for taking the vow of the night's guard

I will now take off the sign above your head that says shame shame The vow of the night's guard. I will now take off the sign above your head that says shame shame shame shame. Okay. I'm not at that part yet. So I don't know. I can't know you'll get. Oh, sorry. It's the best. It's my favorite part. Okay. So Carrie and Brandy and Cameron. Oh, geez. I've had just turned to the side. Could you stop fucking with me, Apple, how about that? So Carrie, Brandon and Cameron, Carrie's like, um, yeah, it was so funny. I was talking to Cam and I told her about the balls. The member of the balls and she's like, oh, you did?

And she's like, yeah, I told you, I told you to shut it down. Remember when you had the testicle thing, it's not told you to shut it down because you're hurting Cam. And she's like, you did not shut it down. Remember when you had the testicle thing, it's not told you to shut it down because you're hurting Cam. And she's like, um, you did not shut that down. She goes, yeah, I did. I said, do not give it to her right now. That's what I said. And then Brandy tells us, carry with the fuck. I made that decision on my own. Oh, my God. Yeah. So I'm just like laughing. This is by getting any dumber. I know. exactly. Every season, there's a huge fight over something so ridiculous.

Season one, poop in a basket. Season two, a brown dildo. And now, season three, there's a stressful fight. So whatever. Stresticles. So then meanwhile, Lian and Stephanie are talking. And they're like, once again, they're like reaffirming. They're a new friendship.

Like, this is NOS. What's going on here? This is nice. We're becoming friends. Yeah. I feel like I'm becoming friends just with you, based on my experience with you, and not what other people are saying.

And then I'm like, you know, that's right. It's just us. And you know, when you're with Brandy, I feel like sometimes I can't get through to you because I think she says things about me that are hurtful because that's the sort of bitch that she is But I'm not talking bad about her. I support her and I love her so much, but that's the sort of bitch. She is bad influence You didn't hear that from me though. No, I don't agree. I feel like I can't think for myself one with her because all the attention goes to her and now I can put my attention to you

Yeah, but this is not gonna end well. No. So they end up, everybody leaves. And Brandy's just glugging wine, giving everyone, like, angry, you know, angry mouse looks as they leave. So Stephanie comes up to her and she's like, Uh-huh, Brandy, you okay? She's like, good. No, you're saying you're good, but you're not good. It's like that time you were good, but then you didn't talk to me for nine months.

Remember that? She's like, no, I'm good. Check. Brandy, what is it? Brand'm good. Mandy. What is it? Mandy? What is it, Mandy? So I'm thinking, oh, there's like an issue of Brian. There's an issue of brewing. There's like something serious going on and she's like, well, in Colorado, with the gift, Carrie told Cameron that she persuaded me not to do that and that's not the truth. Like, I decided not to give it a gift because of me, not because of Carrie. I was like, oh my God, I love that she is full on sulking right now about the stressicles. Like the stressful thing is becoming a thing.

We've got stressicles and curicups and they are dominating our story lines. This is why Dallas is the best thing on Bravo right now. I Mean so funny and she's really upset. She starts crying again. She's like This is why they say I'm a bad example. Okay, you know all that aside. You did bring Bring them I get what she's saying I actually do understand who's a bad example. It's stupid. Yeah saying. I actually do understand. Her attitude is a bad example. It's stupid. Yeah.

I actually do believe it or not, I do understand where it's coming from. It's like, you're saying I'm a bad example, but I chose not to. I was being the better person. I'm like, yeah, you still put up the poster of the guy eating at the woman and be for creaking. You know, it's like, okay, so you drew the line of the stressicles, congratulations. I just don't understand why she would even say something like that.

I'm like, you're talking about stressicles. I think what they're taking like being a bad influence as it meaning like, you're gonna make, you're making Deander act bad instead of it just being like, Deander looks like an asshole being friends with someone who talks about Farts and Poop all day and like runs around with Dildos. Yeah, something like that.

There's a difference. I don't know. Who knows, but I love it. It's like, it's amazing. So then when Carrie and who does Carrie talk to, where she's like, okay, can we stop fighting about, oh, that's in the next scene, I think. So do we go to spa day now?

Yeah, there's like some talk about like, brandy, you're trying to do it all. You need to ask for help sometimes. So bring us like, so anyway, so now we go to spa day. We're all stressful getting a nanny. I cannot with another, I'm really sad because I have to have a nanny store. Like, get a fucking nanny, it's not your whining, okay?

It's called care.com. So, privilege, okay? Like, am I supposed to feel sorry for you? You can afford a nanny jeeve. I know just just hire babe. I mean like a baby honestly, it's like not even it's like not even a thing like people hire babysitters like it's you don't even have to have a nanny. Just got a babysitter like not gonna do her next door like there's a teenager.

Yeah, and people say well, it's just showing that I can't do it like- You can't say it like- Fuck on the door next door. Like there's a teenager. Yeah. And people say, well, it's just showing that I can't do it by myself. Well, it's showing you can do it by yourself, but you don't fucking want to in your rich enough not to have to. Okay. Well, check your privilege, your rich. It's actually, you know, in your attempt to show

that you can do it all, though, you're actually showing that you can't do it all, because the one thing you need to be doing, you're not doing it all, which is just hiring a babysitter. Open up the Penny Savor, look for like Tracy, who's like a junior at the high school, who has like no, look at,

try to find the girl who has no friends. Okay, and get her to babysit for you. Cause she's not doing anything else out of the night, okay? I'm not being, you know, I'm just being realistic, okay? I'm just being realistic. Call of Tracy. Call of Tracy. Poor girl thing Tracy. They're like, what I do?

Why are we always the big visitors? So spa day now. And Stephanie is basically everybody just comes over. Stephanie's got them all rose with monograms on them, because everybody basically they can say whatever they want about cam and who's a good influence on who. But is apparently influencing them all the right way because they're all doing things that Cameron is teaching them. Yeah. Raincoats for their purses, monogrammed robes. So you know, Cameron's bringing something to this. Yeah, exactly. She's bringing a distributor of good manners. Just rip it. So they're all, let's see here.

My little model. Yeah, the models are there. Everyone shows up. With the typical, like we've seen this on every house, I've show everyone walks through the door, gets to the glass of champagne, says like, oh wow, models, whoa. Leanne walks in and she's like,

I'm just waiting for a fireman to show up and take off her shirt. My buttole just claimsings up a little tighter. Ooh. And Carrie's like, wow, the kangaroo. The kangaroo guy's a little creepy. Okay, let's be honest. He scares me with those veneers.

I'm like, have you seen yourself? I know. I think they kept that in there because she smiled right afterwards. And I don't know if you noticed it that the mute, when they went upstairs, upstairs the bathroom they started playing Atlanta music. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

That's like classic like hey Shreya is showing up at a Rosie tomorrow's or whatever. Yeah, they're just taking them, they're like just go into the housewives music section. Okay, we're not paying that guy another fucking hundred million dollars this year. Exactly. Take what he's already been. I also like that every time the little baby kangaroo

jumped around, every time I bounced, they added a boing. Like, that was a classic big brother sound effect. Like, boing, boing, I'm like, I don't think the kangaroo is actually pointing like a spring but i point point point point point and the angiastia is that i am a hundred percent sure that this ain't legal okay

we had kangaroos at the carnival araw and they ran the scrambler and i'll tell you one thing none of those were recognized by the federal government whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo so they decide to switch up because there's two nail techs and two masseuses. So Brandy and Carrie go to the masseuses to Whisper Fight and then Leanne goes with Leanne with Stephanie to talk about how they love each other, but this is never ever going to be a problem with their relationship with Brandy.

Never at all. So Brandy and Carrie are, as you said, Whisper fighting over relationship with Brandy. Never at all. So brand in carry, or as you said, whisper fighting over manicures and brand is like, I'm just like a bit upset and shocked about the stressicles thing. I'm like, oh my God, the stressicles thing. When it was brought up, I'm sure you could see my demeanor chain. You're just like, uh, she goes, I felt like you were making me look bad to count and make yourself look good.

And here's like, um, sorry. Okay. Did you make that decision? Of course, but it was my decision to talk to her. And so I talked to her because I was defending myself. And I'm sorry that it put you in a bad light. Okay. So are we friends?

Because we're fighting over fake balls. Yeah. We're fighting over stressedicles. I mean, I like the pun, but like honestly, we can't be fighting over this. You know, and then they both crack up. I can't believe Kari said that we can't fight over stressedicles.

That was like really hurtful. I heard the usual brandy that's fighting over stressedicles is stupid Who's back do you have? Did you find out about stressicles at the global pad expo? Do you know who's the distributor of stressicles? So then Lyanna Stephanie are basically doing the same blah blah blah like we're friends like this crazy We're friends we're friends. We're crazy. Uh huh, we're friends. We're friends.

We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends.

We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends.

We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends. to be offensive to other bugs. Okay, it's just how it's the separation of half and church. Now the difference is Brandy does judge Cameron, which is true. That's true as well. I think that it's true both ways. Yeah, I think Cameron judges Brandy too. I'm pretty sure that you want to judge. And I think that they're both right as well. I think they're both correct. I have to say in their judgments. They're pretty good at judging. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So they're probably way they don't like each other because they read each other too well, actually. Yeah, so basically I have so much

cutting back and forth here. I mean, the long and the long and the short of it is basically, Brandy thinks Leanne is the one spearheading this notion that Brandy is a bad influence on Deandra. And she thinks Leanne is the one who's like really putting this in everyone's ears, especially Deandra and Cameron. And Brandy doesn't understand why Cameron has such a double standard, you know, like why is it that Brandy is a bad influence? And yet, Leanne can like give a lap dance and like mop the floor with her hair with the dancing, and that's not considered bad behavior. It's an interesting question, but I do think that there's, I think the difference is that like, Leanne, like, what Brandy is doing is more infantile. It's like,

Brandy is doing is more infantile. It's like, it's like a different kind of silly, right? It's like silly that that's like, oh, middle school silly, as opposed to just like adult silly. Does that make sense? Yeah, I guess, but I just, I don't know, my head's gonna explode with this dressicle. And then she's like, all mad that Leanne was mopping the floor with her hair. Like she looks down on it whenever Leanne acts like that

Brandy does she's like gross it's an old lady acting like that I mean they're just all hypocrites you know the end of the day I'm like well I'm really gonna fight over this no I'm choosing you better and also I'm telling I'm telling Leanne that you said that by the way because I'm an honest person yeah well that's the thing because Brandy thinks that Cameron and Brandy is now decided to start this whole thing that Cameron is Leanne's puppet and carries like, don't tell me, don't tell me because I've sworn an oath to myself to tell everyone, everyone's business. So if you tell me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell Leanne now because that's what I'm doing.

But she only tells us that. She didn't tell Brandy that. She just kept her mouth shut and nodded. Well, she said it like a smash room, but she said it like in passing. She's like, listen, if people say things to me, I'm just going to go right to the source. But she doesn't like remind Brandy of her policy at that moment. She just sort of sits and lets her say it, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. She should have said, don't tell me this stuff because I'm going to go tell her, you know, talk to her face or whatever. Yeah, but she doesn't because she's messy. Thank God. So then the last scene of the episode is Cam and Cork. And she's like, Cork and he's like, I want to talk to you about global pitex bowl. People were walking by my booth every single minute. I couldn't even bend down to get gom. Like I couldn't even get water. Like I literally couldn't even eat a snack.

I couldn't even go to the bathroom. I couldn't even eat some cheese itts. Like I couldn't even pick up a paper clip. He's like, he goes, okay, so what were our goals again? Let's talk about that. She pulls out this pink leather, pink leather folder. She's like, just strip of her. I want you to strip it, or listen to her. Just strip it, or listen to her.

I found a little sensing person. My dream came true. And he's like, yeah, now my nightmare is over. All right, listen here. Yeah, let's hear a little guy. You better perk the fuck up. You're dream to her. You think you're her dream. You know, she dreams of Kevin Kassner, not you. Yeah, no one wakes up. No one wakes up. Like, oh my god, I just fucked up wakes up, no one wakes up, like, oh my god, I just fucked up. West gun Danny DeVito in my mind, you know? Yeah, that's like, oh good, I just woke up next to one of those Goombas wearing a sock

and Super Mario Brothers 3. Oh my god, I just had a nightmare, I got a Gremlin wet on our honeymoon. Okay, no one's had that drink for it. Sir, he's like, well, why don't be a mom? Why can't you just be a mom? And she's like, well, why do I have to pick? He's like, ah. The Westcott women stay home and cater to children.

And that's not the modern mom and court needs to get out of this stereotype. You used to get out of that stereotype, okay used to get out that stereotype, okay? Okay, so girl, okay, so, huh, girl? She's like, like, Martin, something said, I had a dream, and it was to be a mom. Then I had a second dream, Sparkle Dog Food. Okay, it saved a lot of people

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