Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville

Episode Date: September 28, 2019

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He knows sitting next to me can't have a water bottle with glasses like I'm all set up. We can't have plastic water bottles here. I'm not sure what fucking thing they're killing now. Everything I eat off of or drink off of is killing something. And then I don't believe in it. And I'm like, fuck that, I'm using plastic straws anyway. And then you guys send me fucking Facebook videos

or turtles with straws sticking out of them. You guys, we are so sorry to be back in Nashville. You guys are so hot here. I feel like there are so many guys. Like, we just walk around and I say, Rar, you know, like, Rar, but I don't want to be like that, that queen. Because especially after 40, you can't be that queen.

Because that's what everybody expects. You know, they're like, uh-oh, here comes the fat queen. It's like, RAR, RAR, RAR. So now I just go, RAR. Like, whenever we see a high-end citizen. We were, the RAR was going off today. We were like, RAR raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw December of last year. And I personally have to thank the National crowd because I had just turned 40 like that day. And you guys all wish me happy birthday.

So I have a very special place in my heart for Nashville. And on top of that, it just became even more special today because I did something I've been wanting to do for a long time, which is that I got some Nashville hot chicken today. Oh, yeah. I was like, this is dangerous doing this before a live show. But. It's got a poop.

That's the point of life. The point of life started of it. That's about a poop. It's about a 15 minute show. I went to Hattie Bees. That was really good. I really liked it. That got a lukewarm.

Yeah, that was lukewarm. That was a very Nashville lukewarm chicken. You guys are very proud of putting spices on meats. Yeah. Like we have hot chicken. I'm like we have salsa. So what the fuck? What are you guys doing out here? Everybody we talked to our Uber driver was like this mic is weird. Like it's making me almost sit up straight. Yeah. Our Uber driver over here is playing. He was like shred and metal in his Jeep pilot. What is it? Jeep. Uh? It wasn't the Liberty, it was the other one. It was Jeep Patriot, I think.

Is that a thing? The Patriot. So he's in the, he's like, N- yeah. Well, you know, people go to that one. And I get my bad ass chicken at the bad ass fried chicken. Yeah. Oh, god. We're going to spice chicken shame each other in the car. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We've had a very long time. We're in the same time since you've got a spice here chicken. We're like a little baddie right now, because we actually flew in from Charlotte this morning. And we were at the Charlotte airport.

And we actually tried to record our bonus episode there, but we had technical issues. But yeah, scam likely called me on the fucking phone and ruined my recording. That's what our technical is doing. Ruin to our recording. So basically what we were trying to do, we were trying to be really sly.

Because we wanted to record an episode where we were like talking about all the crazy people around us. Trying to do the little bitches. And we were going off to. And we think we're being quiet, but listen, this is me. So what we did is you know how like on an iPhone, there's like a voice recorder app. So we both turned on our voice recorder apps

and then put our iPhones on. It's if we're talking to people on the phones. And we're like, look at that guy over there, like what a douchebag, you know? Yeah, I'm not stat jeans. And you know, it's douchey when you see people talking on the phone at the airport, like fuck you. Okay, so we're both doing it, but we're also looking right at each other while we're doing it.

We're not getting a entire time. We were like quadruple doucheyng it today in the airport. People hated it. We were like quadrupled, producing it today in the airport. People hated it. We were making fun of everyone, but clearly everyone was probably making fun of us. Clearly. Clearly. Yeah, we saw some father-son issues at the Starbucks,

because oh my god. OK, the guy who's working at the start, you know how there's always one guy at Starbucks? He's like $15 an hour is so good. Like, I'm killing it. I'm making my health care. And they're like working their ass off. You know that they're like 10 shifts in a row or whatever.

So there was that guy who was look like Arianna's brother. Well, exactly like Jeremy from Vanderbump rules. It might have been him. It's the off season. Yeah, I'd buy it. So he was working. But then everyone else was kind of like moving like this. They're like, he has the airport everybody hates it anyway.

But the guy who's in charge of taking sandwiches in and out of the sandwich thing was so pissy and dare. He was like, okay, this is how I'd call a sandwich. It was like 20 people waiting around pissily. Yeah. Okay. So he's like, Michael, it's so loud in there and there's like streams of people. Michael. Michael. It's so loud in there and there's like streams of people coming through and everyone's

like, he just is so quiet about it. I really hated him. It was so good. And he has like easiest job, right? Because he doesn't actually have to really deal with people. All he has to do is put the things in the microwave. I don't know. Does anyone here actually work at Starbucks?

Can anyone verify? No. But either way. They're not not gonna admit it now, Jesus. No, all it does, you know, like he puts a thing in the microwave, like I think that's like the best job, because you just do that and then you just like put the bag at the front, you know, but he was so slow and he would take forever to walk in the microwave part,

to the corner part, and so like it was already aggravating watching him. And then there was like all the customers were even worse, you know, because there was this one guy who was in front of us who like- He was a rar. It's okay, so there's this rar guy there. Adorable and looked miserable. Like I love people like that. Like hot miserable people.

Oh, I thought you were going to talk about a fanny pack. Okay, never mind. Okay, good a fanny pack. He was not a rock. He was not. Now has anyone ever noticed that when you go to the Starbucks at the airport, invariably everyone there decides they have to pay cash. They must pay cash. At the airport, God forbid they use their credit card or download the app. So this guy gets there and he walks up to it and of course he gets like a hash out and it's like exact change. He's like, he's got to get like every, he's like, no, no, I've got like four more cents in here somewhere and I'm like, oh, you know, like losing my mind.

Hey, a fucking dollar, you'll get 96 more. Yeah. You know what I mean? Mr. Collect James, like, collect some more change. Like, I don't understand that what's the point of collecting change if you're just going to spend all your change and have to start collecting change again. It's a fucking dollar. I know. So he finally gets a little bit of change. So he has a dollar and he decides he is going to tip the Starbucks barista, which is really nice. So I mean, he's taking you so long. He takes the dollar bill. This is the tip jar. He takes the dollar bill and he misses the tip jar. Luzer, I mean I'm sorry. The dollar flutters. Because you know I never got anything in a hole in my life.

So I have nothing, I have nothing, I have no place to judge. Even that, even that. You know I'm even a mess doing that. But even I was like, you are a fucking loser. Like I wanted to meet him. What if it's a jar? What a whus. OK, so then that guy goes, okay, so then he pays,

he gets this, you know, they figure out his, you know, sports issue. So then he tells us, I don't even know what I'm doing right now. Coordination. So he tells the guy he goes, so, do I wait here? Or is there somewhere you want me to wait for my coffee? I'm like, dude! What do you think those 20 people are standing there?

Wait, staring at the sandwich guy for it's not like... It's not Guy Fieri, you know what I mean? Dude, just go to your gate, it'll be fucking delivered to you over there. What do you think? So then, we got this really great drama, because of course they never put Ben sandwich in, spoiler alert. Yeah.

Oh yeah. I was there for 25 minutes. And it's like karma for a bitching about that poor guy who were there, right? Like of course we're going to get screwed. So we're trying to be nice. So there's this hot raw guy and he's like younger whatever. About 23, 24. Stemp cells.

I saw hotness and stem cells. So he was standing there and he looked miserable and then his dad comes up and he's like, what are you doing? The plane's gonna leave. He's like, dad, what do you want me to do? Like, I'm waiting for the fucking sandwich and he goes, I could just leave it to dad. And he's like, no, you're not gonna leave it. You paid for that sandwich and he marches up to the thing and he's like, my son, and the blah blah blah blah. Matt, get over here, Matt. Get over here, Matt. It's like, we understood this entire family dynamic within like five seconds.

Okay, like like dad hated Matt Hey, that his son He hated him fucking kid paid from to go to college can't even get his own stupid Greer egg bites Yeah Who orders that anyway? It was stupid. It was thing to work a rear by it was actually is that anyway bacon? It was actually egg white and red pepper bites. We know that's what he got, because the dad is like, fine, I'll do this. He's like, you got the red pepper,

you got the white pepper, the white pepper. Yeah, and he would only say that because he was too embarrassed to say that his son ordered egg whites. Yeah, you know what I mean? So just kept saying white pepper. So then of course, he was saying white pepper, and then he got the guy from the microwave

who's like white pepper, and he got the guy from the microwave who's like White pepper and he actually has it in his hands But because the guy kept saying white pepper he got confused and then like stopped and was like and I was like no keep coming You're almost there But then look in the bag and he's like okay, we need one more minute of course Ariana's brother the only one working was like oh sorry. We messed up. We'll get in a minute Sorry, it's like I got drinks, flying around his head, you know? So he goes, okay, son, are you gonna be able to handle this

and the kid's like, yes, dad, Jesus, and he's like, fine, so he's the dad's watching me. And the dad watches off and he goes, God, can't be handle, fucking anything. I was like, oh my God, the dad is mad at the son because the sandwich was like, I've got a star mug. It was our lucky day. It was. I was like so angry and so happy all at once.

Oh, miserable, miserable, gorgeous, rich white people. I was like, this is what I watched Bravo for. It's like perfect. And this is really the state of mind that we're coming into for tonight's show. So that's just a little. So thank you for listening to that. So you guys, welcome to Watcher Crap Ins. A podcast about all that crap on Broadway

that we love to watch. Yay! So happy to be here. A couple quick things. Thank you to Pets and Showbiz for our awesome shirts, wherever you are out there. Is there one of you out there? Loved it.

And she made a little pin that says Ben Ron Con. I love seeing my cartoon face. So thank you. Also, happy birthday to Miss Whitney Fisher! Whitney Fisher! Is that you? Yeah! There she is, she's got a cute hat.

She has a shirt that says, Can you believe it, girls? I'm 30! Let's get to see how people in love. Congratulations, you crazy kids. Okay, so real housewives. One other thing, in case you didn't notice, we have this beautiful

bottle of water crap ins limited edition wine. You can actually buy it here. It's really cool. City Winery does this at the wherever we go to City Winery's. They make like a water crap ins blend. So y'all should get some because it's cool. That's really cool. Thank you City Winery for making us wine. I'm having Jesus' gift, water. Could you top me off also? Yes, that's why I gave you your own bottle. Oh, that's right. I forgot I put it over here.

No, here, I'll serve you. Wow, I'll be your Jeremy right now. Wow, I feel like I'm back at the Starbucks in the Charlotte Airport. Hold on, pretty Jessica. She's still on the phone. She's still on the phone. She's still on the phone. Pretty Jessica. So we are really excited because Bravo really went all out this week.

I think Bravo knew we were doing live shows because between Orange County and Dallas, we had some amazing episodes this week. And you know? Yeah. And you know how else, Bravo? We know that Bravo knows that we're doing a live show this week because it's a suicide episode. And they ain't that just our fucking luck. It's always the first time this shit was brought up,

sorry to call suicide shit, but is suicide great? Like, are we gonna cheer for suicide? Suicide is shit, you know? So the first time this shit was brought up on this show with Stephanie was like, Suicide, we had a live audience. I was like, we have to talk about fucking suicide, this entire show.

Didn't we just talk about the Holocaust? It's the last live show. Yeah. So instead of getting all sat and talking about suicide, because I'll care of myself, let's just say suicide. That's how we did it last time. It's very fun again. It's very bravo to address the white elephant,

pink elephant in the room. That's what we're doing right now. Suicide! So you have makes it fun, it's weird. Never cry. No, cry. So, we are in the middle of like the Dallas, like early season trips, so we're in Kareas. Is it my saying correctly, Kareas?

Kareas! Kareas! We're at Karees House. No, what do you guys think about Karee the new girl? Yes, no? Oh, no! Man, like three of you were clapping and then you were like, fuck this, I ain't clapping anymore.

No one wants to commit. No one wants to commit. I think it's because we all know if anyone like a plot's Karee, Leanne's gonna like come and haunt you in your dreams tonight. She was negative to me. Yeah. So, Cam, the girls are getting ready in the morning

to do whatever they have planned, or do you find out later. But Cam is rooming with Stephanie, because you pulled the name out the heart. And when you pulled the name out the heart, this is the person you sleep with the fuck kind of game is this I know that is some gay shit if I've ever heard it like you're gonna pull the name out the hat and go sleep with that you know it's very the ice storm you know this it like we're still like working on our carry it is great movie great movie like the darkest shit to ever bring up. It's great movie

It really is devastating I got I'd like to see the ice storm like recor like rebooted with a cast of real house. I said So hard to drink water like this like I know, but it looks it looks so dainty I know I feel just so so weainty. I know, I feel just so... We haven't quite gotten our carry voice down. We're like trying, you know? What do you mean?

I sort of speak like this. I feel like... I'm a dog, I'm a carry voice, I'm anywhere. Don't I just be like, I feel like the way I tried to do my carry voice safe. I try to sort of sound like I just realized I've caught on fire. You know? I'm like... I have a voice on that. Why is the! Ah! Ah, I have a whistle,

I don't know why you're so negative all the time! I'm a fire! I do it like I just smoke the pack of me. Because that's a, like, see you smoke so much, you smoke an entire rondel, you know? It's like, ah! Ah!

Ah! It's like Homer Simpson's dad. Didn't we have an impersonation of someone and the impersonation was only, wasn't there someone? I don't know, but when we talked about that, I was thinking about, I don't know. Who is the main lady in that, talks like that too. She's like, how could we all the sleep like this?

Like, very, like, this is a little, a few, a few cigarettes, but you know. So Cameron's definitely a broken up and they're rooming together and Cameron's like girl Go go go Go you are the best Remy because we both went to bed at a reasonable hour I didn't even hear the rooster this morning say cockatoldorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well, you know, like last night, it was like really dark. And because the amp is talking about suicide, I woke up and I don't know what happened, I just barfed.

I was like, you... And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit.

And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. And I cried a little bit. No, she was saying, like, I got a bad trip, like, it's nighttime.

Oh no. Oh no. So stupid. She can only sleep in bright lights. That's definitely. I'm just glad they went to sleep at a reasonable hour. And she says, Molly doesn't taste this good coming up. I would like to disagree with that.

I've always credited Molly as being one of the only foods that you can get wasted on tequila and barf back up and still be like, whoa, it's still chocolate. So. That's trash. Gosh. Why aren't you glad you came tonight, guys? Right after your dinner, geez.

Yeah, so stuffy's like, I don't think you're supposed to drink any high-dupressants. Eh. So then Carrie is on the phone, oh no, no, no. Damn, Dresk is calling Jeremy. It's like, mother, it's like Jeremy. It's like, stop calling me that. I'm John Stuart El Gore, okay. It's like, what are you doing?

He's like, I'm getting permitted to do the exhibition. Can I have permission to do the exhibition? Fine. Depends, are you doing laundry again? Yes. Why are you doing laundry? Remember, she got mad at him for doing laundry. I'm still not on it.

Are you supposed to be in my office, Shermie? He's like, oh, I'm in my office. I was like, you have an office, too? He's taking a shit. That's what that means. Why is Jeremy supposed to be at the office when she's not at the office? I don't understand how that works. I don't know, but I want one like that.

I want a man like that. You can be like, I'm on vacation. Are you at my office right now? Okay, so then, yeah, so Dandar is bossing Jeremy around. Pretty Jessica, that's all I say. I hope pretty Jessica comes on this show. Is anyone else reading for Pretty Jessica? I, I almost feel like...

Why has Pretty Jessica not come up again since the first episode? Like, that was huge. Pretty Jessica? That's a whole, that's a whole, that's a whole alias that we have now. Could you imagine being homely Jessica? Seem that's really be pissed. Oh, Pretty Jessica, here we go again. Now she's on our Slime Show. So then we get a carry scene on the phone with her husband.

She's like, yes, the name is good. We have some dinner at the house, and then we did a little workout, and then we hung out by the pool, and then we had a pool of mass, and today, it's a little bit of a suck again. Do not forget. And I was like, oh, my favorite Bravo storyline.

Will the husband be too stupid to figure out how to work a car? Yeah. I love that. And you know that he will be. He's gonna fuck up somehow. Yeah, he will be. He'll take him to the wrong field. So now it's breakfast.

And I don't know if anyone else knows this. And I maybe like super ignorant when I make this comment. But Deandra's like, Deandra orders chili chilies with no eggs. Isn't that chips and salsa? Is that nachos? Isn't that nachos? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, like, don't try to fool us, Deandra,

you just ordered nachos for breakfast, okay? If this is your way of like trying to con, Mama D, I guarantee you she's on top of that, okay? So like he lays. There's my fat daughter again ordering nachos for breakfast. She thinks she can own my company. I think it's one of those things you do when you just don't know everything on the menu. That's like the only thing you can print out. I do that in Indian restaurants.

I'm like, I don't know what anything is, but I want the chickpea thing. What's that called? Like doll. Yeah, something like that. And bread. That bread is universal. If I open up an Indian restaurant, it would be called Guys and Doll.

Thank you. I support you. I apologize to everyone in this room. I give you a shady look, but I support you vocally. Well, yeah, so do I. She will kill us from now, ex. So Cameron's like, um, you haven't eaten breakfast, right, girl? But since I'm particularly funny, but I have to write down every fucking thing Cameron

thinks because I die. Like why is she making that face? She's like, have you eaten breakfast? Do you know, they probably edited it out, but you know that you probably hounds everyone on every vacation about when they ate breakfast girl You didn't have breakfast today That's why you're acting like that. Did you have breakfast today? Jeff breakfast. No Cameron enough. I had breakfast. I don't think you got breakfast

You know she's that person right? It's the most important meal of the day So Brandy went to sleep early drunk. I mean, I get her. What else can I say? It's like the only nice thing I'm gonna say to Brandy today, so just enjoy it. They than it.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. And then last, this started the night before on Real Housewives of Orange County, where the sound effects guy was just going after anything that happens. They really go over board. So this is the first one. They're like, what are we doing? Brandy goes, what's the plan for the day? And then he goes, and then you see Leanne Lockin, and Leanne has really not even doing anything. But they keep showing her face. She's like, and we have really not even doing anything, but they keep showing her face. She's like,

they're like, she's like, polo match. You know what I call a polo match? Not a roast. Not a roast. Not a roast. And then we are going to make a walk. We're going to have a speech to explain.

And then it constantly and going like cleaning her teeth with her tongue. She's like, Bob Moose, they're trying to make like horrifying Liam happen. She's just cleaning her teeth. Yeah. So, but before anything else happens, their ladies are gonna like run the stairs

because there's like a million stairs in this place, you know? And so, they're gonna have like a morning exercise thing up and down the stairs except for Liamanne. Leanne's like, uh-uh. I know the bow talks and the fillers confuse you. It's a bit of a... but I'm old, okay. I'm old! I'm old! I'm doing that shit. You're set that anyway. I've spent my life climbing the stairs to the slide, okay? Anyway, I've spent my life climbing the stairs to the slide, okay?

That's like three stores, huh Don't need to climb stairs to this crap house Now you want to get a big oversized jar and put a bunch of bellied jelly beans in there and ask me to count them with my eyes now that I'll do Give me a balloon and a dart. that's what I can do. Not stairs. Old. And then carry guys, she goes, ah, when you're a guest in someone's place and they want you to do something, and everyone else is doing it, join in. I'm like, I'm in stairs in the morning. No. No, fuck you. Fuck you in the place you don't own. No.

Like, what do you want me to do in your borrowed house? How about fuck you and say, I'm sorry that I'm taking credit for something I didn't pay for. So then, Carrie is really trolling Leanne. Which you've got to, you've got to add it to her. She came in this hating Leanne for the other Carrie, who's now fired for it. So let's see how far that gets you. And just kidding, we like Carrie.

Which Carrie are we talking about? I don't know. Do you ever have those moments where you're like who am I right now? So she's carries trolling her I think so she's like La Copa la Copa the soul It is this huge cup the build-up they build on it and we're all gonna go It's going to be amazing. It's a p'million stances in a giant bowl and no one is going to be amazing at top of millions of stances in a giant bowl. And no one is going to be negative, negative, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, t basically telling Brandy, you know, they're privately, she's talking about how, she was disappointed that Leanne did not want to share a room with her and everything, but then she didn't realize

that Leanne had such a tortured childhood, and Brandy's like, oh, yeah, well of course Leanne told Kerry her life story. There was one person who not heard it, and of course, with Kerry, of course she had to tell it. I was like, actually, there's another person, it's probably that poor guy who's working at the house, going up and down the stairs,

who keeps walking down the stairs, and then turning around and walking back up the stairs. And Leanne's just probably just like waiting like, my title, okay. I was a carnie, okay, okay, I'll wait for you to come back down. All right, block the door. I was a carnie, trotting with suicide three times. I hate Ferris wheels, but I like the salt and pepper shakers.

I'm a contradiction. What can I say? Sandra Bullock, okay, go up the stairs. By the way, tonight is the two-year anniversary of the time that Leanne crashed our show in Chicago. So her spirit is with us. And just because she's not here to do this from the front row heckling us, I'd like to give you an impression of Leanne at a live show. Bring it!

Bring it, Motherfucker! Bring it! She actually also literally did this. She was like, well, she came on stage and took the mic and said, well, you know, and she walked right in front of us. Sandy was great. We had a great time shooting that flick. Really loved that. I'm like, this isn't a TED Talk, Leon. Love you, girl. So, Carrie's like, yesterday,

I was so disappointed when we put names from a hat. Wasn't that good? That was good. It meant it. And Leon did not want to sleep with the fuck? You, I don't want to sleep with you either a heart wasn't that good that was good at minute And Leanne did not want to sleep with fuck you. I don't want to sleep with you either It wasn't like you even get a twin bed. I have to sleep in the same bed as you. I don't know you get your hands off of me You're not tricking me into bed with this this old trick, ma'am. It's been used many times before But you know is also great is that we also got to see at this time a montage from the past three seasons of Leanne telling her Childhood story. So it was like Leanne's greatest hits. This needs to be like a late-night Infomercial where there's just like soft music playing and Leanne's greatest hits just coming up on.

When I was five years old I was let by wagon wheel with an empty balloon and a sack of panties. I didn't have building blocks, I just had cans of tuna fish. Oh, it stopped swimming pools were shaped like garden hoses and cereal bowls until I moved to college. I once got lost in a blockbuster video and stayed there for five days straight One time I was working as a model and a man used to come in after hours and touched me and I'd come to laugh for one hour That is the film mannequin and it wasn't even sad. I'm like, what are you talking about? mannequin and it wasn't even sad. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then the montage then this is for real it ends with Leanne saying

I hurt for her because I don't want anyone to hurt. I was like, oh come on Leanne. I don't want you to hurt. I'll take all the hurt in the world and I I put it on to this trolley trolley I went to Israeli in a paid moment she does that like late night Christian thing like when you see like the 700 club lady matter whatever Mammadi they start playing Mammadi Yeah, they start playing any kind of song but whoever is standing in front of the cameras going like this standing in front of the camera is going like this. Ha ha ha ha ha, I didn't even know Volkswagen's were cars until I got out of college, rode around on a little rabbit. So riding a rabbit on a little rabbit. I can see it. So, so anyway, so Brandy is starting

to get annoyed with Leanne because she feels she feels like lands always bringing up her past. Oh yeah, he wants to hear someone cry about their a wait and see stage with Carey. But now they start running the stairs. And this is how they're all standing at the bottom of this like huge staircase thing. Also known as a staircase. And, and, and so Carey is like, they're all standing there and and Carrie is like, okay, okay. So, this is how we do it, okay? So, you can do like, one step, you can do one step, I like to do every other step, and you just go up. I'm like, yeah, I think we all know how to go up the stairs.

The stairs. The stairs. I hate you now. If you go, if you go this speed, you go faster. It's like, yes, Carrie. We know Carrie So Cameron's like I need to work on my booty. I'd like this is gotta be good, you know Oh, you know how they call her a giraffe who called her a giraffe and she got so upset at the reunion She's like you call me a giraffe I don't know. I mean I thought a whole world did but yeah

She got so upset about it, but speaking of those Facebook videos that totally touched me, have you ever seen the one with the baby giraffe trying to learn to walk? You guys died. I was so looking forward to this, because I love watching Cam do anything walking. Yeah. That's when you realize like how goofy it is.

Yeah. Yeah. I was surprised you got to the first landing. Yeah. It's like a tilted world. She's going up the stairs like, ugh. It's like when you see a robot that's been programmed to walk and you're like, is that going to walk?

And it gets up and it's like, weird, quirky, jerky walk. And you're like, but it makes it across the room. You're like, what did work? Yeah, you see it on the news. And you're like, there is no way those things are taking over the world. And then it shows up to your house with your Amazon package And then the robots like it is bikini season soon

There is your taco salad So dandara and cam hurt like way, way behind. And Dandra's like, these are for a bitch. So, it's mom and you just watching like, well, you're the one who's had to have not just for breakfast, honey. So, then, Carrie, who's not rubbing anything in at all and not trying to troll Yann at all, is like, oh, that was so good. Let's do some tequila shots. Okay, let's get some tequila shots. Okay. Here is to a good wonderful positive day of positive energy and being positive in not negatian. Non negatian. And I don't want to hear one complaint, one complaint specifically from this woman over

here wearing the big black hat from John Collins staring at me. She has a knife in her hands now. Her hands work quite well. No complaints. Dong! So Lee Am's like, Gary has her mind made up. But who I am. Already. Like, you kind of gave her like the stuff to go off of with no fans. But I put this place not stairs. Not half the stairs. Well, Mexico's hot. I guess it would be great. A helicopter got one of those. What doesn't she like me? It's time for commercial. It's time.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondria. For a crap and it's commercial. You know, Jesus is just like, you go bitch. You guys are fiving her bro. Oh, gosh. So Leanne's going to just like, she's going to be like extra nice, to prove Carrie wrong, which I love mind games. So now they pile into the van because they're going to go off to this pull-o-match. So Carrie has arranged a pull-o-match and a private one, obviously.

So they get there and they all have to pee. So that means we get like some classic Dallas Spanish on Bravo, which is like El Banjo. El Banjo. Mint ice cream. El Banjo. Donde esta. El Banjo. Banjo. Donde esta. Toco solid. Banjo. Banjo. And the guys like over there. So they point Down day and star Tako Salad, Banyo, Banyo. And the guy is like over there, so they point and it's all the way across the field. And Cameron's like, hmm, hmm, hmm. Choose your bathrooms carefully. That's really for, and Carrie's like, soon we just go behind this truck.

Um, dumb girls, go behind the truck. Smart blondes go everywhere. I'm gonna have to walk really fast. Stephanie's like, is that trashy? Just going behind the truck, is that trashy? I'm just saying trashy a lot so that we can preface the fight coming up later in the episode where I'm really mad that someone says trashy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha the rarum, she's like, is that trashy?

She's so mean to Brandy right now. So like so cam, like they pretty much everyone goes to pee behind us like rusted over truck. I don't know if it's rusted over, but in my mind it's rusted over. And I don't know if I suddenly like felt bad for the owner of that truck, I'm sorry, I thought it was rusted over. And every time they go behind that truck, because it becomes a running thing, they just show

this trailer and it's all this rusted. Why don't you feel sorry for that rusted truck? I felt bad. I felt bad like, what if it's not rusted over and I said it's rusted over and this poor guy really likes this truck? Yeah, it's like this rusted trailer and every time they go back there, it's like some PA runs up with a mic for their coupes. Did you notice that? It's like some PA runs up with a mic for their coups.

Did you notice that? It's like a rambo in poop and pee. That's what this show loves. They're like, we're the housewives with the poop jokes. You know, that's their thing. So every time they do, you don't see them, you just see the trailer and it's like, I'm like that's five of a pee. It's like sounds of like water dripping in the cave.

It's like sounds of the rain forest. Like what's coming out? Wait a minute. You just started hearing like yawning playing or like whoa. So then the car man. It's like wait a minute. Oh, I was at a restaurant the other day! It's like wait a minute. Oh, I was at a restaurant the other day and they were like, corner, I was like, eh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh We had to bring Shino back. So they peep behind the track.

So then like Leanne and Deandra are basically left alone at the table together. So they've made up, but they still hate each other, which is great. My favorite state, on Bravo. So Deandra's like, Seth, mother, you having fun? Yeah, do you regret not dreaming with Carrie? because I thought that would be great for you me I was like well, I mean I thought when she was taking this round up those stairs no helicopter and all that we went through She was saying look this is my room, so I thought well, I guess you don't want to room with me What

And then it's like well, I can't where you would be confused mother, but the point is You did not tell me this company was gonna fake like what are you fighting about right now? Waiter I would like to order a kale salad hold the kale at the mac and cheese. Please. Thank you Leanne's like well then just say your feelings are hurt and don't just say I'm negative all the time. Not a roast. Not a roast. It's not a roast. So Liam's like, well, I didn't get to see if she was a vandee winner, I'll make it up to her later.

So then all the girls come back and Liam's like, did you all just pee behind a tree? I can't wait to win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly. Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly. Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly. Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly. Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly. Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly. Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly.

Yeah, I can't even win when one of them pulls a class card, suddenly... Like, we were so close to having Cameron ping her pants at Apollo, matching crying. I'm so sad we didn't get that. Guys, I was gonna cry. I was gonna cry. Leon, I was gonna cry. It's okay. You're gonna cry.

So then this later, this older lady comes up dressed like she's at the footlocker. I mean, I know that that is a referee uniform She looked like the old Navy lady resurrected from the dead remember that lady with the glasses. I was like she's back. Yeah And she's like, hi, my name is Suzanne and I organized this pillow. I was like, where did you come from? Yeah, they care Lady come from they're literally in the middle of nowhere. I have, so you say, I am. So do I. It's like the governor of Texas.

The whole governor of Texas. It's my and Richards. I organized Polo, everybody. And Richards. That's where she is. So Cameron goes, I didn't know that they actually played polo in Mexico. I had no clue.

No clue. Like what clues did you have about Mexico about anything? I just expected a lot of tacos salads and mint ice cream, which I still have not found. Ye la de la Awa Mintonu, wordu bono. It's like, why has no one brought me my mint ice cream? So Dan does like, well, what's the story

with everybody just holding their pelis to the extent that the air? And she's like, well, if you put it down, you can hurt the horse's legs. Yeah, my dad fell off his pillow horse and he was like hurt for six months. I'm going to have to stand back for six months. And then we find out the most shocking information about Cameron. I know everybody in this room was just fucking floored. My father was a polo player. Do you know there's another reason why polo players have

to keep their mallets up near? Because if you keep them on the ground, you might accidentally bash an adopted baby. And I would never have bash an adopted baby. Never have bash an adopted baby. And I would never fashion adopted baby. Never adopted baby. Never. With a pillow stick. It's like that fight just stays around for seasons.

Sad a little on. You were bashing my baby with a pillow stick. I would never do that. With a pillow stick. I would never do that. So Stephanie is like, well, I've never been to a polo game. But I was wanting to because of some pretty woman. And I always wanted to be a pretty woman,

except without the prostitution part. Ha-ha-ha. She seems so devious the way she looks around. She's the nicest girl I think that's ever been on bravo. Like, probably the nicest person I've ever been on earth. Like, she's so nice and cute. She would never be able to do the big moment. Should be like, big mistake.

Huge. I'm so sorry. It was not your mistake. Sorry. Sorry. You had no idea I had a bank rule. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were doing your job. But no, it's not as good that way, Seth. So they all start getting wasted. And did you guys notice in the van when

Kerry's like, so do the shop, do the shop, you'll do the shop, pick name out of hat, whoever named it, shop, who pick name out of hat, shop. So everyone's like, no, no, Stephanie's like, I'll do it on my own, I'll do it on my own. I'll do it for me, I'll do it on my own. Cause she knows what's coming, right? And Deam just like, okay, and Carrie gets that bottle

and she just shoves it down, Deam, dangerous, math, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna be peeing behind the trailer. Yeah, pretty much. Damn, you're like, we're destroying the mother! I'm getting drunk. So, Dandra and Dandra, who sounds a pee. Mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, okay, I think it goes over. We can bet it pretty well. So, yeah, so Dan was like, well, I think I have a restaurant, was that boys, might be?

Was that boys, and I bet was that my mother? I can't tell. So, how do you tell people which are here in the two mother? Pretty Jessica's finally made it on set. So, I do not know where I got this rest. This is crazy, where this rest come from. Pretty Jessica's on set.

So, do you guys just get a job? Like, in the app where you see the cameras that are undoubtedly installed all over your house, please? And look right now. Yeah. So, yeah. So now they start designing like, it's that drunk cartwheel thing, I guess. Oh, I see. Is that a thing?

We should do cartwheels. Nope. Yeah. Let me just say. Nope. Nope. Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Well, they do do cartwheels about how I do cartwheels, you know.

I can't... My cartwheel is just about as good as... They're really bad though. They are like cart... Okay, here's... Dandras the best in this whole episode, this all episodes. Notice that I clutched my water. I was like, how does he still find a way to get all the way over here? Dan from made me feel like an Olympian. I was like, damn, that girl's son. It was like that old dude putting the dollar in the tip jar and missing.

I was like, I'm very stupid. She basically was doing the worm. But the worm dies halfway through. So they're all pretty much like, the ones that can do it are like brand new instead, you know, the ones you would expect that can do it. And then comes Leanne. Leanne's like, all right. Also these manufacturers.

I shouldn't do it. And then I was like, all of a sudden, I swear to God, they must have put Mary Lou Ren in a long black wig. It was like, oh shh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And she lay on with an apple in her mouth. I'm like, she, she bobbed for apples. There was a hoop of fire that I'm pretty sure she tumbled through. I was like, how'd she even set that on fire? Who's the most graceful thing I'd ever seen?

Oh. And now it's even shocked. Like, oh, carny. Oh. And now it's even shocked. Like, oh, carny. Oh. God. You've got a woman a little credit already, jeez. So then Stephanie and Brandy, like, separate out to have, like, because, you know,

they haven't had a one-on-one in about, you know, 30 minutes. So they go back to the, to the rusted-over trailer to have a talk. And Stephanie's like, well, I just feel like a little off today I feel like a little I'm laughing but I'm really sad but I'm like laughing because I'm sad Just like sort of weird like there's a lot of stuff with people and like There wasn't a bread basket And so like, it was weird Like I'm upset too

It was a weird, I want to cry too And like, I love you too and like, it was weird, like, I went to bed at a reasonable hour and I felt weird And I said I'd like that but I didn't like it at all And then I threw up messing with my cry and I just, I'm like, I want to be good not to be called a dumb bitch I don't know, no, it's like you're not a dumb bitch. You're beautiful, you're like, you're like the most beautiful person I've ever met in my life. You're like, you're just like, I'm just,

Poo, no, like, I'm happy that you're pooping, because I know that was hard. I know that was hard, because I know you pooped a lot last night, so that meant that you got, like, it's working. It's good, that's good. Did you hear me at the fart? I farted but with my armpit. I like that.

If I could, you want me to fart, I can fart. I thought it was a shut up, you two. I'm that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like beautiful and I love you. And then Stephanie goes, I love you more. I love you. I love you. And then Brandy goes, I miss you.

And Stephanie goes, I miss you too. I'm like, you guys have been together for like 48 hours straight. I miss you. So the other girls know exactly what they're doing. Cam's like, they have a lot of fun. I miss you. No other girls know exactly what they're doing. Cam's like... They have a lot to catch up on. Because they're not even rooming together.

You know what? It's gotta be really hard for them. This is one crispy shell short of a taco salad, if you ask me. That was my point to mix it up, get to know the people! Midsonha! Midsonha! Together! Well, you hurt people, so... I hope your bowl game was fun with names inside of them because people are crying now on the P-area.

So, also, I have to point out that when Carrie did her cartwheel she was wearing red undies and she's also wearing a red outfit and Cameron goes, oh my god! A girl who matches her panties with her outfit? I think we're gonna be friends. Oh my god! I think we're gonna be friends. Next year, I'm totally taking her I think the level pad oxfah Ronnie don't say it Ronnie don't fucking say it. I know what you're about to say I miss you

Don't leave me ever again. That was really hard. It was really hard It was really hard because we're like doing a different joke. You're doing one joke. That's not happening. It's like that grows on the way. I was like, I'm not being able to tell you that the fucking idiot giraffe is a real fucking moron. It's like, she asked, we don't even know how to go up a staircase. I know how to go up a staircase.

So this one drops is around. Why do I have orange spots? Oh, I was crying. I was crying. No, I sure it's not the rest on the trailer. OK. So they start talking about. I was crying. I was crying. No, I'm sure it's not the rest on the trailer. Okay. So they start talking about Sorry, but it keeps happening. What do you want me to do? I feel like that's the most sensitive thing I could do. I'm a sensitive person. So it's definitely like I wasn't happy yesterday. Not gonna lie.

Oh, that's another thing they do in this episode. Everyone just keeps going, not gonna lie, not gonna lie, not gonna lie. Not gonna lie, not gonna lie. I could not lie in the bowl, there were no lies in the bowl. No, no lies in this bowl. Did you guys just get that in Texas, not gonna lie? Um.

I know everyone's here for that. I'm just mad at the dumbass. I'm not gonna lie. So she's like, you know, when Leigh Ambe's talking about all of her stuff and her childhood, like it really got in my head. When she's like kind of nervously laughing, no matter what's happening around her. And then Brandy's like, well, I think she uses that stuff to manipulate people.

And there's like no correlation to what we're even talking about. It's like just an excuse for someone to feel sorry for her. Huh. Hmm. Hmm. Not a terrible point. Yeah. And I'm just so glad you're not like that. So this whole episode's not gonna be different variations of people doing this exact same thing. Can I point out right now that I made my own stand today out of a hangar in the dress? Oh, I thought you bought that! I thought you bought that! No wonder why! Backstage Ronnie goes, hey Ben, check it out!

The iPad's standing up. I was like, great! In my mind I was like, yeah, you got... You got a 9-pad stand. Like, I guess, congrats. But now that I see it, you made it. Made it. What'd you think I was saying when I was back there? Thank you.

Thank you, guys. That's all I need. There was a little validation thinking. Girl, I am so proud of you, girl. Thank you so much, girl. I am so proud of you. This is why you're such a good roommate, girl. I was wondering why you didn't slap me on the head

when I was like, I'm gonna sell so many of these. No. No. It's like congratulating someone for opening up the thing on the iPad and making the little triangle so it stands up. I was like, okay. Although I am like a glutton for congratulations, so I actually get it too.

I'm like, please thank me. I put a straw in my water, so I actually get it to I'm like, please thank me I put a straw in my water guys. I did it. I did it guys. You're not gonna get thanks from that. Thank for killing all the fucking see things Okay The point is the point is it's time It's time for the Copa the Copa. The Copa! Big, big week for sound baths on Bravo.

Am I right everyone? Big sound baths are in sound baths. You know, I know when they say like, everything is bigger in Texas, but man, they're like, okay, we see your orange county bowl that fits on Channam Bador's head. I'm gonna put all everyone in the bowl this time?

Yeah. I'm gonna one up y'all in that bowl. Yeah, so they had this thing called La Cote Bout, which actually looks pretty cool. It's like this giant, giant bowl. And Lan is like, Lan of course is happy because... Enough already with this. And of course, it's a white girl from Pasadena. He's like,

we bumped up balls! I have to take a sound bath and stop appropriating you little stinker. Go build that in Pasadena where it belongs. We're in Correa. That was a good stance, I'm glad you took it. I was mad. Because you know, the villagers are like, that crazy white lady is up there ruining the cliff. You know, the same took up the whole fucking cliff. She didn't pay for the act.

Watch that it was like built like 3,000 years ago. No, she said, Kerry said. She's like, the ball, la cove, la cove de bola was built four years ago by artists. Oh, okay. Beautiful sound about the bull you ever built in the thing. Like, Kerry is financially invested in this shit

or something. She was not talking about the bull. So yeah, so Leanne's like, bang that bull motherfucker. No. No. I was doing bulls before bulls were a bull on Bravo. That's what I got to say. You hit me on the head with a mallet

and my head hits you on the face with my head. Now that's what I gotta say. You hit me on the head with a melon, my head hits you on the face with my head, Maryland, that's what I do. So the ladies like, welcome. Welcome to La Copa de Soar. Danny and I are so great. It was like Danny, oh god. Danny and Nikki, who are clearly like a failed pop duo. Well, that didn't work out.

Let's go to the Copa. You know, Danny and Nikki met on the floor who are clearly like a failed pop duo. Well, that didn't work out. Let's go to the copa. You know, Danny and Mickey met on the floor of some club somewhere. Like, remember when Leanne and Tiffany, right? Tiffany, yeah. She started, what's it, how she met Tiffany or how she met Deandra? What was the story?

Well, I don't know, we've kind of bastardized the story, but right now our version of the story is that Tiffany was like snorting Coke off the floor of a bathroom in the Hollywood Hills. Tiffany said it. She's like, yeah, I was a drug addict. I was a real bad drug addict. I mean, I was on the floor of a bathroom when we met and I was like, that's why there's two friends.

That is a friendship. You know, that's a real friendship right there. So anyway, she's like, you know, that's how this Danny and Nikki coupled met, you know. And now they're like, oh my god, where's Spatial? So they're basically in this giant bird bath, and they're lying there, and they're all lying there just like, you know, they're like, hmm, and they're like, what are you? What are you experiencing right now at this moment?

And we hear, well, I'll tell you what I'm feeling, a mild concussion. That's a blurry eyes. That's what I feel right now. My efficiency is a little blurry still, but I'm experiencing is multiple people surrounding me, bleeding out of their ears. They have been improperly done. I had to come all the way down here to Lakopa as a representative of the Trace Amigas.

Because the last time I tried to do a sound bath, it was very violent. So I came here to be here with these lovely ladies who are not violent and all, and oh my gosh, she's got knives in her hands, oh no! This bowl is terrifying. I walked into this bowl as Shannon Bedore, new Shannon Fun, Shannon Bedore, and I left here a sad rainman, so thanks for having me to this gigantic bowl to ruin my entire life. Thank you very much, I'm out of this now.

Now, if someone could just lead me out of this bowl life, lost my inner ear balance and I have now permanent vertigo. So if someone could just hold me as I, as I, uh, someone, am I dealing with your, hello? Hello? Hello, hello? Hello. Hello. David. David? David? Hello? Hello, here's. Hello, hello. Hello. Hello.

David. David, is that you, David? Hello. David. Hello, hello, hello. Hey. Shannon just echoing herself. What's up, Mary?

What's out in Echo? Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello. 4-0-0. 4-0-0. Shannon voices. Vo voices voices voices voices Finally you're just saying your name over and over again stop it

Ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't be negative Shannon. Oh, these fucking people. This is why I hate shit like this. Okay, Nikki. It's like Okay guys, Danny and I are so grateful. So what's happening right now? Annie and I are so grateful. So what's happening right now? What are you experiencing in this moment? We'd like to invite you into this experience. Fuck off, I'm already here. My eyes are closed.

You want my money taken out of my goddamn wallet? Just shut up, Nikki, you're ruining my life. You know what? We know it, though. I actually, I'm on team Dan and Nikki, and you know why? Because they're just like trolling these women. OK, because these women are asleep and this is what they're doing over them, okay? I'm not going to be a little bit more serious. I'm not going to be a little bit more serious.

I'm not going to be a little bit more serious. I'm not going to be a little bit more serious. I'm not going to be it. I can't have to get it. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You're not like... Danny and Nick are just like totally high five themselves like that. I like when they got the feather and they had like a big feather in there.

But you know they sell off some fucking bird. This couple. Basically cat toys. She's like, hot. Hot. Hot. Mm. Good to fucking road kill out of my face. I paid for this.

So the Andro wakes up and she's like, Mother, I don't know why I'm crying. Mother, I don't know why I'm crying. Because you're a poor, that's why you're crying. Do I need to remind you? Why are you crying? You just found out you're poor, stupid. But I will take a smoothie if you have one, and just like,

hold all the veggies and the berries, and just put in some ice cream and some yuhu. Thank you. Don't boo yu-hoo. Who booed you, who? It's delicious. It's fine. We can let all like different things. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's just with my business, it's just with my friends. And this is the first time I've felt a bit of release. I'm like, I'll be quiet. You just drank. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm such a release. Huh, release, release. Girl, I felt the same. You know what I felt like?

I felt like the last piece of lettuce in a taco salad ball. Just sitting there, sad, wanting to be eaten, but watching people eat the bowl instead of me. Sorry, that got grotesque. So they get the vanity to Kiela's shots and Karen? Why do I have Karen written down here? Probably Cameron, but I like that Karen. Karen, you were just walked in.

Oh, security! It's quite tight, my hat. Oh, yeah, so we're in a discovery phase of Lakota, my new perfume. There's an unmeditated little damba view coming soon to some part of the department store near you, Verpopop. Oh, look, we're in a discovery phase, we just revealed our new bottle, it's actually a glass of straw. Mmm, too like it. Did you guys watch the Karen ad? We talked about it on a bonus episode, but Karen made an ad for her perfume,

and she's literally, she's like, oh yeah. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I was rubbing it all over. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Who holds a moment of huge appreciation for Potomac this season. Just absolutely amazing. Yeah, what if so? OK, so putting on your spanks. Oh yeah, OK, so I was like, oh my god.

It's like someone was taking notes on my own morning, suddenly. Mm. So they go to this restaurant. Could you imagine if I had spanks? My boobs would look like spilling over. I'd be like, hey guys, thanks for coming out tonight. It's totally normal.

I'm partial to squeeze, couture. Squeeze, SK. What was Jill's errands? No, Heather Jell's errands. Heather's was squeezed, and yummy.K. What was Jill's errands? Heather's with squeeze and yummy t- no. Heather's was yummy tummy and Jill's with squeeze couture. F**k Jill's errands. Why are you trying to trigger me? Because it's fun.

We're having a fun night. Do not say Jill's errands. Hi! And really have mommy when you didn't come see me. Hey, Joseph. Hi. Hi. Hi. And really have bought me when you didn't come see me in the hazmat on. Whoa, Jill and I are actually in a really good place. Hi. Hi.

Sorry. I'm sorry, but Jill and I are like really good. Even though she's like a huge bitch that no one likes We're good. I have the thing. I just want to be honest some honest person. I yeah Reminds me this one time as little girl I wanted to put on I wanted to put on a dress and then gelding parts and Smith was like no The two big put on a dress and then jelding parts and Smith was like no You're too big put on some squeeze control and Ever since then I've been good with Jill Zierin, okay?

So Carry the whole point is carry not Karen It's like oh my god down runs a drift finish off to Kila bend back My god, this is not gonna end well, right and Liam's like, oh my god, Dan runs a drift in a short tequila, bent back. Oh my god, this is not gonna end well, right? And Leanne's like, Dan, are you putting on your spank front now? And Dan is just wasted. Her legs are in the air, and she's just like kicking in the air. It's like, when you see like a beetle on its back, like...

Mother, mother, mother. A vulnerable mother. Someone turn me over, mother. Hmm. That's, I also, I actually do imagine that's what all Beatles do when they get turned on their back. They're just saying, How are Beatles even still around?

Like, they should have been extinct a long time ago. Like, you can't lay on your back. Seriously, that's your thing, Beatles. So rude. Okay, so, let's try to... I'm there still alive, you know, the fucking turtles. This is dying.

They're, they're, they're, they can do a lot of things, you know, with the beetles. No, no, no subject to safe tonight. If beetles... It's like 10 o'clock right now, you guys are back. We're like, what's the deal with turtles? They all pop around back. So, so the women, they arrive at a restaurant.

And the restaurant is like an open-air restaurant and has this like sort of like a low ceiling because there's like, there's almost like a netting. It's like that camouflage netting, like, yeah, I rack netting. Like they're embedded. I watch their movies. Peck girl was like, you didn't serve.

I know, I have a television. But yeah, they went to another place last year with that same netting on it, which makes me wonder, are they even in Mexico? I'm not even a mind, they're so... They're like a lot of universal studios. You know that, NBC does that. They blindfold them and like fly them around LA for like two hours and like congrats, you landed in Mexico, it looks like Burbank

but it's really Mexico. Yeah. So yeah so it's a really low ceiling and Sam Rinshead is hitting the ceiling because he's laminating. Yeah. She's like, oh girl, girl, girl. I'm really scared. A cricket. Well, jumping my head. And then why are you scared of cricket stupid? There's scorpions everywhere. She's like, cricket. How do you think the crickets feel? Do you know if you're a cricket up there in that net

and you see Cameron's blonde head coming, that's like the wave in the day after tomorrow, like approaching New York City. You're like, I think all the crickets are running away. It's like the wave in like the day after tomorrow, like approaching New York City, you're like I think all the grigats are running away. It's like reverse revelations, the crickets are running back into the sky I don't think it right, but it's my Bible Mologist It's more Exodus Okay, so uh Brandy's like, oh yeah, well, she's not that last second. The only way I would be able to hit the ceiling with my head Is if I caught on the table and dance sexually, which I'm gonna do right now

And this is by the way this is right after Brandy Just said camera in there not crickets up there. They're scorpions and then Brandy jumps on the table and starts Bought in her head and she's like aggressively like hitting it. I was like Expecting all the scorpions to come raining down. I'm like, are you crazy? Look at all that. There's little scorpions now all over the cliff that are orange. They're just like little orange scorpions. She gets they get a priv face on her brandy's priv face.

There's some scorpion up there saying, stripes are out, mother. OK, so brandy's like doing the sex dance on the table and camera's like, I'm man. I'm supposed to eat on that table and you're putting your dirty bare feet on it. I mean, I'm all about dancing on the table, but after you eat. And also, I'm not about dancing on the table. I know, who are you trying to fool? Tables are for mint ice cream, or as they say in Mexico, minto ice cream o on L table o.

So I know you're dying to know what they ordered. You guys are like, what the fuck are we watching right now? Okay, so I wrote down all their orders. I just have to bring that. Oh, this is actually pretty good. I wrote this down to you. Do you order fucking Raviole? Stephanie ordered Raviole.

Come on. Come on. Do you know what they've got to bell? They've got to bell in that kitchen and they ring that bell every time. Like a white person comes in and orders Raviole, yeah. It's like, how many tonight do you think they'll be? I bet five, I bet three. Ding, ding, ding, yes!

I win the pot. Spinach, crepes, are they? Good. We need some anti-oxidants from the spin-atch, I think. And Carrie's like, oh, Cameron, I'll see anti-oxidants. I love you so much. Cameron, I've talked to you all my time.

I love you. Oh, yeah. I remember that day at time love you. She was like, oh yeah. I remember that day at Taco Salad. She literally said that. She literally said that. I knew that day at Taco Salad. When I went to get Taco Salad to you, I fell in love with you. We got the same exact Taco Salad.

So, okay, I just want to point out non-negative complaining Cameron, who's only herself. I only am, it's like, so, Dandra's like, okay, well, move, I just want to speak about LF in the room. All right, mother. Well, Dandra's suddenly furious and wasted. Yeah, everyone's, by the way, getting along perfectly fine, but Dandra feels like there's an elephant in the room.

She's like, okay, here's by the way getting along perfectly fine, but Deandra feels like there's an elephant in the room. She's like, okay Here's what mother thinks Mother thinks Mother's being negative and mother's like Mother Mother mother why do you sleep in her bed with her and then you say no mother? I'm not gonna sleep in your room I think some mother came in the middle of the night and she took a business away from under your pillow.

And we sped zip and mother, all right. Mother, mother, mother, mother. You need to pull up that thing because you were me the care in the heart of her family and the am. So the am is like, yeah, she lands like, all right, well, I think that what we need to do is have a one-on-one conversation

without everyone getting involved. One-on-one, which equals two, plus one equals three, but if you minus the one that's back down to two, so. You've ever been on a merry-go-round? When Leanne's lying, she always directs everything, like she's speaking, like she's the interpreter in a plane, like a musical, you know. She's like, here's what we need to do. Some plane has just landed on the restaurant. We thought we had to go.

It's also run. The plane is also piloted by Colin. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh God. Tell it, Jopkali, the Lover. There's some Kali so funny. Kali, tell the part about Leigh Ann talking to D-Trap. Oh.

Well, mom, everyone listen, this is good. This is good. Well, they were playing a game called named out of a hat, mom, and then she picked an aim out of a hat that didn't want to sleep in the same bed with her. I just want to put my name in that hat, anyone? Anyone? Take all my first dates to McDonald's drive through

for the dollar, man. You all right? Hi. You're doing great, Colin. This is the number one comment of our Watch Your Crappin' season. Please stop doing Colin's mother, please. I'm like, it's killing. People are like, I went to the hospital. My ears were

bleeding. Please stop there. Yeah, you know, we're like children. So you tell us to stop or like, let's just do it at a random live show for no reason. There are two things you can't stop in life. My love for Kali and Tibi eating whole house. That ravioli's fit's heavy. I'm sorry, I keep derailing you, Ron, if you stupid. We're talking about real housewives of Dallas. There is no real. You know what I mean? I just has to really go to an effort to fight about nothing.

Yeah. Last week I was gone and Ray Sonny filled in and was amazing. Yeah, she's so good. She's so good. So I was catching up on the episode on the plane. And when I'm not taking notes, I was telling him when we're taking notes, I'm like, this is going to be amazing. We're going to do heartmills.

But when I'm just watching it, I'm like, these bitches are really trying hard to fight today. You know what I'm saying? That wasn't right. When I went to that set, I went to the bathroom and you didn't say anything to me about going, I was like, what are we even fighting about? Anyway, the point is, it's real housewives of Dallas and I fuck them up. So, Kerry gets up, Yeah, so Dan, they're just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You need to have that conversation. Who wrote here, we need to have a right here. Cause you demand it. You demand it. It's in all you demand in it. It's like I do demand it.

I think that this conversation come in a non-glass jar and a preferably openable zip pops so people can get into a quicker mother. Mother L22. So, carry. Sit your fucking ass down and talk to the game now. Everyone's just like normal. You're so unlike on like 12.

You sit your ass down like, okay, I'm sitting. So Kerry's like, oh, you know, everyone has coming from their own place and dealing with things in a different way. I just want to say to you, negative, not, Leah, um, sad, land, what's a better way to put it? Negatively, yeah, okay, it doesn't rhyme, but I'll go with it. Negatively, and I want to apologize to you if I wasn't a good hostess, and I made you feel uncomfortable in any way when I just wanted you to give me a little bit of joy on the strip.

I planned. I'm very vocal. I'm very vocal. And I, I think something and I say something. Bathabas. Oh, sorry, I thought about that. Ha-ha-ha-ha. I'll put you know.

Oh, no, no, sorry. I was out of the answers listening. And she goes, I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable. And the end goes, thank you. Ha-ha-ha. You asshole. and she's like See now Leanne's got carried groveling so that's all Lee and really wants and now Leanne's very nice She's and cares like you know I was hurt and he's like I'm sorry

That was never my intention for you to feel hurt Herk people hurt people though just so you know and I'm pretty hurt. That's not my childhood. Yes. No anyone My entire life is a wreck room. So she's like, I'm sorry about that. It was a miscommunication. So what happened was you said that was your room and I said, well, she doesn't want to sleep with me, which hurt my feelings. I'm like, Leanna, are you really gonna try this?

Yeah, she's like, I was having a great time, but then when you said, when you used the word ma, I thought it meant not Leanne, because I hate Leanne. And I was so hurt by the end. So, Brandy's like, she didn't say that Leanne. I was so hurt. This isn't your argument, get the fuck out of a ginger Get out of a ginger get out. Yeah, set up your own scene stupid

So Brandy's like here we go again. This is the old thing that I know the old the end that I hate Every day it's new excuses pain pain pain. Well, I'm I'm just, I just have them on a shared room with Karen and Leanne. The cut to Leanne going, I have felt unwalted. I have literally felt in this group that it was all against one and it makes me feel worse and worse. Left, not, I win damn stares. And I cry. I cry so hard. I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, and made it that she was the biggest victim in all this when she came into this entire thing so cranky and so awful is why she's an elite housewife that's why

she's an elite housewife so Brandy tells Carrie she's like's new to you, but it's like the same shit over and over with Leanne. So then starts like this argument that I have now like reread my notes very carefully, and I still have no idea what this argument is about. Because whenever you want to get your ass confused, just try and remember what Cam is trying to say. It's always confusing.

She's like, on a girls trip, it's really important that we put an effort into getting to know each other, which is why when that name thing happened in a bowl, which didn't have taco salad, which is really weird. And then people got upset about the names being pulled from the thing. Like, some of us need to stand up and stand up for each other and say I stand up for you. And the room you want to stay. Am I getting it? Yeah, it's pretty much like that. It was like. What the fuck are you even talking about at this point? Like she was like making a like a grand declaration and like no one really knew what you're talking about, but Brandy was like, okay, I'll fight with her.

Yeah, yeah, she's like, I'll take it. She was like, so why didn't you do that? Why didn't you do that, Cameron? What? What? What? Cameron goes, how can I sit there and volunteer? Well, she's offering a room to me and her and you guys are standing there and I'm standing here and there's a room

and there's a bed and a table and a chair all the time. Can't say anything and there's a window and there's a wall. Like, how am much supposed to say anything Or supposed to say something do it's like what are you even talking about like what are you talking about? I'm just doing this thing brand when Brandy's drunk and angry. She does this point thing where she goes like this But her fingers warning up like our hands pointing at you, but her fingers like Why didn't you say that why didn't you say something about it you didn't do that She's like way too mad when no one even knows what she's saying.

And so she's like, whoa, I mean, would you tell stuff that she couldn't stay in a room? I mean, you guys are friends. You know, I don't want to hurt anyone's feet or whatever. And Brandy's like, well, I would just say, second up sister, you're rimming with whoever you're supposed to room with. And Cameron goes, you didn't do that.

It was like a zing moment, but I didn't know what was being zing. I know me neither, but I knew it was a zing, because it went, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss She literally just says that. Hey there. There's that camera. It's like, I'm upset because I feel this group has clicked sometimes. And we need to stop cloaks. Cooking is bad. I like cloaks. And Deandra's just sitting there like this.

She goes, she's like almost willing herself to throw up, but instead she's just looking. If you go back and watch it, you'll see she does this. She literally does this thing. It's like when you watch planet Earth too and you find out that certain plants just like wick moisture out of the air, that's like what she's trying to do. People in Los Angeles really do have so much shit done to their face. When they're drunk, they all do this. It's so funny.

When you know someone with a ton of features on their face, they do this when they get wasted. They're like, it's like feeling it all out, you know. It's so funny. Okay, so Brandy's like, we're for ClickCamer and I think the click is here, Kamen. The click is here, Jan Leon, you're the click. And it cuts to Leanne and she's going this, took me back to the corner bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So she's like, well, I just really want to get to know Stephanie. And it's been really nice to get to know Stephanie because she hasn't been around you. It's much. And so now Brandy's like, me! On the present! Like Brandy, when she starts, it's like, oh, girl. She's whisper again.

What's happened to one going into another room, peeking outside a window saying, this is my room. I was like, is this, wait, is that an argument about something? I don't get this. I don't get this. I did that happen. We need to see that on the show. And then we saw it.

We saw it, we saw a camera go up to a window and be like, is this my room? I was like, I still don't understand this fight. But I'm really enjoying it. And then it just cuts back to Leanne and she's just going, I had to put a napkin over my face to hide the fact that I'm cron, because I feel someone well it. I'm so little kid, I would ride my rabbit to the backyard. And I would pretend I was watching a driving movie.

I put a paper towel on my head that was dirty, I found it on the ground. And I'd imagine images on it. We'll always have parents say, yeah. If you look at dirt long enough, we had watching the depressing ass movie in her mind. So, so, so, so, so, Leana has an app gone on her face and basically So she's brand is like, what's had the one who was reserving her room basically? No, I was not at which point? Oh, bitch!

That was trash! That was trash! That was trash! That was trash! That was trash. That was trash. That was trash. This is a very... Guys, that was a dick. That was trash. That was trash.

There's no reason to say the F word in front of my face, unless the F word is fajitas. I'm sorry. There's no reason to say, fuck you to my face. Do not ever say F you to my face again. It's like so specific. Yeah, you can say F you to me, just not right to my face.

So she walks off, she has just such a bitch, and Braddy's like, fuck you, fuck you, she's just, don't ever, and she's like, go suck a dick. She's like, that is trash. I'm dumb up to you, trash. Trash. All the scorpions in the netting are just like eating popcorn. Sorry, this is good, this is good.

So then as she walks off, did you guys notice? This is the best. So she's like, I'm done and then she goes, I'm lifting her back. I love that. So good. So then we got a commercial and we come back and they show us a differently edited version of that scene, which like changes the villain.

It's like watching Clue. So then they just ended again or all the lines are different somehow, but then still ends with camera going, so it's like they're really proud of that moment. Efforts on the sides of my face. Burning, burning like the content. Also though, camera, what I love is that this does all happen in a very low level, like a low net situation. So when camera storms off, she has to be like,

don't do that. Don't. You're trash. They're like eating in a crawl space. That's how she does. That's how she does her diary room sessions, too. She's all dressed up. And she's like, like, she gets right in the camera, she's like,

she covers the entire screen. Stop putting her in an under the stairs closet. Like they're just making her feel worse in the diary room session. They're like, here, you're gonna shoot this from Harry Potter's room, okay? Ha ha ha. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so me trash, call me trash, I'm done bitch.

I'm down. It's like, wait a proof you're not trash. I get bad. I get sick of it. I get sick of it. We're like fucking the air standing on the table in a restaurant. So Cameron goes off to busy to the production vehicles and Carrie goes after her to come her down and Cameron's like, I don't want to fight with Brandy because then

I'll have to fight with Stephanie and I'm really enjoying going to sleep at a reasonable hour with her. But what that basically saying is that anything you have says to do that you do is just no, no, no. I do not not we just have very similar opinions about things that's why I do them because I'm choosing Maybe she says to but then I have a choice like do I want to do it or do I want to do it? And I usually say I want to do it so my choice So go well, you know you have some more it's not loyalty. It's not loyalty. It's about voicing your opinion Guess why I like you.

So then Stephanie walks up to Cameron and basically asks the question that we're all asking and she goes, Why are we having a fight tonight? Why are we arguing? What's happening? It's crazy. Big and stay huge. I do it right? No. Oh, OK. So then Stephanie is always in trouble for not standing up for Brandy. So she's not really yelling at them, but she is sure to get a diary room session in, where she's like, Pat Trash comment really, really bothers me.

But then they cut back to her being like, oh, cam. Ah, ah, ah, ah. So I can't see more upset. And I run to the one that's like limping the most. I mean, that's what you do. You know, you go to the pet that's hurting the most. I went to her. Oh.

Oh. Oh. And so basically, Carrie's explained to Stephanie why Cameron's upset and Carrie's like, oh, you know, she's upset because people are saying that she's Leandrela Dingo Berry. Oh. I was like, please don't make me imagine Cameron as a Dingo Berry. I was like, please don't make me imagine Cameron as a Dingo Berry.

Let alone a Dingo Berry coming out of Leanne's asshole. Bob Brown. That's Trosh. That's Trosh. That is Trosh. So Dandra is, Leanne is stuck at the table with drunk Dandra, who is now speaking in voices. Like, she's just, oh yeah.

She's just full on doing voices. So Leanne's like, why don't we just go home? She's, I'm not even that drunk. I'm just tired, I'm just tired, I'm just tired. I'm just tired, I'm just tired, mother. Just tired. Hard night, hard morning, mother. So land just like basically makes fun of retro phase. Like, oh, there's a drone, whatever. And not knowing the meaning of me, I've done nothing

to support you. You just started this whole fight, D'Adriah. That's not nice, mother. Because I'm not that ugly. It's not nice, nice. And I support working all night. We went to the Copacabana. It was a shit.

I was like, I'm not good. I said, I'm not good. Yeah. So what is happening with Deandra? At this point, Lyon's like, I fucking ate this bitch, but I know the drill. So she's like, yes, and I appreciate that. Is someone?

Is someone? Support me, please. Waiter, could you send over someone with an axe to sever my head from its body, throw it in the desert, somewhere in the deep hole, kind of all of my limbs and hide them, so my body ain't getting behind them. So I know I have to listen to that speech, I need more. I want, I want, Leigh Ann, I want you to listen to me, okay? You're not supporting me right now, but I love you. And I'm sorry for what you're go through right now with your foot.

What? Okay, so then back with Stephanie and Carrie. Stephanie's like, I was just de-entered drunk laughing out of nowhere. Because that's what then she would do. Out of nowhere, she's like, support me! The hand goes, let's just go to the van, she goes, it's like, support me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nice to you because this Stephanie diary room going did I judge camera at first? Of course. Yeah, she has stick upper ass. So yeah, yeah, I did I did But I mean I'm being nice now

So then let's go to Leanne so they finally go over to the van Yes, and they showed this dog eating behind them, which I always love when they do that on Bravo. So Deandre's like, Okay, Leanne, I'm locking and I help you. You want to help me, man? You should help me, man. Oh, all right. You're about to be able to do that. All right.

Okay. All right. OK. All right. Mention it all. Mention it all. Shandy, bitch. This bitch thing I wasn't raised with not flying at my head. You know, people say it can say whatever they want about Dandra and Lord knows we do.

But I give that girl credit. I mean, she's erased all badwill, I think I've ever felt. Just one season. Not only being that wasted, but the whole mother storyline is amazing Your mother gave you a company only to make you look stupid on TV. I mean, yeah, it's so good. So good So now they're all in the van I can't wait for that bitch to die. I've been growling at her feet for years So now everyone's in the van and

Basically, Carrie's like can we be okay on be okay, can we be okay? So Cameron turns the brand in and says, girl, I'm sorry for throwing a napkin in your trashy face. It was not right, the F word scared me, because it's a trashy word. And it's not normally said in front of my face. And I felt a talk girl. Yeah, but did you call me trash tonight?

I did, but that's because the F word was in my face. And so Brandy's like, yeah, well, it's really hard for me to believe her. Because this isn't the first time she's called me trash. It's the second time. And then we get the clip of why Cameron called her trash the first time. And it's when she went and Brandy was chasing her around with that black dildo on the beach. Yeah.

And she was like hitting her on the face with a dildo. And Cameron's like, I cannot hang with trash. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my god. You were hitting her on the face with a dildo. I mean, come on. Every time Cameron says trash, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my God. You were hitting her in the face of the dildo, I mean, come on. Every time Cameron says trash, I live.

I guess so. Then meanwhile, Deandra's like, mother, what part of Texas are we in? So they're making fun of Deandra's granny panties because these inspecs, basically, like kicking her legs up. It's like the triplets of Belleville all in one deandra, you know, like going crazy in the back. So, she's like talking voices and stuff, and then I'll go to the pool, and Dandra is just being wasted. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, She sounds like Erica warming up

How many brothers do I give? So she's all over being drunk and Brandy's like I'll go in the pool And Carrie's talking to her and Brandy starts her whole victim thing. She's like Yeah, I'm so sick of being called trash it like really hurts my feelings, because I grew up poor one time. And people couldn't come to my house. I'll have to squint my eyes because she does a squint. The ginger whisper squint, where she's like, because people couldn't come to my house because we were too poor.

I was like, okay, I'm sorry you were poor one time, you're fucking loaded now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You only get to cry about your childhood, you're fucking loaded now. Yeah. I'm sorry. Also, you only get to cry about your childhood when you're still poor. Also, what's this whole, like, I'm sick of people calling me trash, when Cameron called you trash, two times of the span of three years.

Relax. People in the audience were genuinely concerned when you stood up right now. They know this is the most I've worked at 19 years. I know. People who are listening at home, you're really missing like a jazz or something. It's like D'Aurinda Robics in here.

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Not because it's a trashy thing to do. It just had a truck a lot of energy. Cameron thinks she's starring in Glow now because she threw a napkin at something. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sweet, sweet life, giving water. OK, so Brandy again is like, well, I'm really mad, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh. Only pink. Only sea trash. Only sea trash. I see pinks.

I don't care what color you are. Trash is trash. And that's the second time this argument's come up on Bravo in just a couple of months because I was Southern Charm, remember? The way she said, when Katherine was like, she said, you call another whispers,

another whispering person, another whispering ginger. Oh my God, it's just so quick to my head. head she's like she's like that wasn't cool when you called me trash you called me white trash she's like no that was a that was Madison oh it's Madison sorry no Madison LaCroix solved all right so anyway anyway wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up okay so Cameron so Cameron actually says no I was talking about the action. I wasn't saying that your trash,

so the action was trash. Which I think was actually a pretty fair clarification. She did, she literally said that was trash. She said I would, she was like, the action was trash. I rest my face. The action of you dancing on a table and being trashy was trash.

You're the housewife who showed up with Boobana Hat dancing on a table and being trashy was trash. You're the housewife you showed up with poop on a hat to a fancy party, okay? Trash, your trash. Just only your trash, it's fine. I don't care if you're rich or you're poor, trash is trash, be trash. Who cares, I'm trash.

So Brandy is doing her whole like... I just made some extra- Oh my child, and oh it's hard. Yeah, that tire for three years and it's really hard. I mean, it was hard, and it's really hard. I was like, I wasn't trying to tear down your character. Not like you're a adopted baby who needs to be bought. What I would never do.

Something cut to Dan right in bed. Stephanie's just laying there and Dan is like in her laundry like Mother mother This is some sad sexy dancing so I love probably just like as bruises, okay, she's like But I love probably just like as Bruce is out because she's like But I love you know what I love about a camera apology is how like she she does that like really cold Like mean girl thing of like turning the tables on the person who's has the issue. She's like you know Girl I

Didn't get a rehearsal percussion. And you're trying to play the victim right now? Yeah, I was still one seeing that I was feeling left out and now you're the victim. Girl, girl. I didn't get an apology, I go. Brand is like, well, why did you choose to use that word? Trash, why did you choose to use it?

Because I was a trashy thing to do. Girl. So Stephanie comes to that sec. Oh my god, the actressria is FaceTime and Jeremy with her FaceTime and her twat. Oh, which point brandy is like, you know what, you know what's trashy? Throwing a napkin, that's trashy.

Which is like, that's literally trash. That's like a recycling binny. You know, that's just throwing away trash. That's just trash, yeah. So she's like, that's trash. And Cameron goes, I am more or five by my behavior. More. Paul is really upset. And then she just runs away. As if she is like being called upon like using some like racial slurks. Like I have to we're not gonna more five right now. I can't even look at you face to face.

I have to run into the room that I'm sharing with Stephanie and we're gonna go to sleep with her, see if this reason, awww. So Stephanie's like, I am so furious about the trash comment. I mean, that's like crazy, I'm like so furious. I'm not gonna wake her up though, I'm gonna be very quiet. She's like so full-eyed. And then Cameron's doing that passive aggressive

Cameron thing where she's like, I'm sleeping wake her up, though. I'm gonna be very quiet. She's like so full-eyed. And then Cameron's doing that passive-aggressive Cameron thing where she's like, I'm sleeping. Zzz. Yeah. Zzz. She's like, I have to purse my lips for the night. Girl. Zzz.

By the way, I love that you were really committed to this like head of the class thing with the chair right now. It's like very cool. We've been up here for 19 hours. I mean, what the fatt. At home, I'm usually with a chair right now. It's like very cool. We've been up here for 19 hours. I mean, what the fuck? At home, I'm usually on the ground by now. I have a microphone that moves around at home, so I could just lay there, you know?

So Stephanie has come down, and she's like, yeah, she's like, uh-huh. Deandra's trying to show me her coach and whatever. She's like, I feel like she's trying to have sex with me. This wasn't the part of Pretty Woman I wanted. Uh. So, uh, uh, Brandy Force is not a kind of pretty woman where George Costanza wins, you know.

I am mortified. I'm mortified. I'm mortified that you said that show. I really said that. Here. I'm mortified that you said that show. I said that here. I'm mortified. So Brandi is doing this thing. She's like, I don't understand why this keeps coming up.

Brandi, it's not coming up, she said. Try to keep getting people in the face with Dildo's brandy. Yeah, try being on the receiving end like a real slur, okay? So now everyone's mad, but they still don't know the fight. And I think Lee Allen's the only one who kind of made it out of this one a lot, finally enough, right? Yeah, not even the... not even the Butler dude, because they literally show him going like this. They literally show him. They're talking like, brandy's crying, and this is what the Butler does. That is commitment. That is some set commitment.

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