Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle

Episode Date: August 31, 2018

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mantleker from my life. I'm not from anywhere, it's so sad. This is my life. I don't give a damn. My life! BAH! DAD, DON'T GIVE A DOW! I mean you could check out my blog, BSIBlog.com, and my pod, my side podcast, the Banta Blender, I just haven't updated them in Eons, but if you feel like exploring, um, uh, and joining me as usual is someone who is from somewhere, it's Ronnie Caram from trashtalktv.com, and

also the Rose Pricks Bachelor Rose podcast. Hey Ronnie Oh, hello, Benini. How's it going? So good. What a great day. I love talking about Dallas girl. I know. It's just it's so so good these women are hilarious And you know, I love me some Cameron Westcott and it was such a Cameron heavy episode So I was really in heaven really heavy Cameron Day super heavy Cameron I'm gonna add it a little squeak into her talking now, which is so funny. Yeah, that's a nice touch Did you notice that I didn't but I just feel like in general is a nice touch so funny. Yeah

But before we get into Cameron's squeak we have Yeah, but before we get into Cameron's squeak, we have a show coming up in Denver in September in about two and a half weeks, I think, maybe even less. Oh, I think it's like a one and a half. I don't know. It's so quick. It's, this time goes by so quickly. It's going to be amazing. We're going to talk Real Housewives of Dallas.

You've got to come see it. If you're in the Denver area, Boulder, if you're, maybe even if you're in Beaver Creek, Colorado, come see us, go to watchacrapins.com for tickets. I guarantee the show will be amazing. Don't be afraid of coming solo, you will make friends. Don't be afraid if you don't even watch Dallas, you will still enjoy it. We have a lot of people who come to our shows

who don't even know what we're talking about and they have a great, great time. So, come, it's going to be great.'ll be with your people you'll be with us. And then in New York in October we have two shows. So if you are New Yorker come because we're gonna be at the Grammar C Theatre which is like legendary and so it's gonna be amazing. So go to watch our crap and it's not come for that and then Seattle and Nashville coming up after that Yeah, yeah, so today we're gonna talk real housewives of Dallas and we'll also have some listener mailbag afterwards

So I'm very excited because Dallas is just so damn good all the time hilarious to show oh my god, so Dallas Dallas opens up at the baby shower thing. Welcome to our favorite ginger family. Brundled ginger and her squinty-eyed mother. Okay everybody. Yay. How dare you? Have dare you call her squinty-eyed. That is so rude. All she does is close her eyes almost all the way, but not enough that she can't see. That is not squinty. That is called protecting. Lion too close to the sun girl. Too close to the sun. So camera is like oh my god. This is insane. This is insane. There's a baby that was not planned at the party. No one said that there could be babies on staircases here. Is that a safety violation?

That's not fair. To the beach. And then Leon's like, it's a boi boi boi. I'm gonna bang a bowl. I'm gonna dander because. Well, I'm in total shock because Lam is telling me that they didn't even have a great marriage. I thought they were gonna get a divorce. Like why would you even say that and it's like cut to Brian just standing there like because lamb is telling me that they didn't even have a great marriage. I thought they were going to get a divorce.

Like, why would you even say that? And it's like, cut to Brian just standing there like, I mean, he half the time he looks like Dave from Garfield, you know, just like in a state of existential despair, just like just me in the cat. She sort of does it like. Well, I guess I got to make more lasagna. Yeah, he also has very squinty eyes. Well, they're not squinty. They're just droopy. They're half-flagged. Just droopy. Like, this is my life. I'm with like shegar field. And all I want is normal. So Cameron tells this, I want to be excited, but at the same time, what did you keep your baby a secret?

What? You're not Beyonce. What am I- Don- Doesn't make sense. And then, so then, like, Brandy comes down with a baby and Cameron's like, oh my God, Stephanie told me that she was having a psychic. She had the best face. I could not believe it. Her face was like, oh, and I was like, oh, and now it's like, oh, and I'm like, oh.

And then Leanne, who we know totally did say that to Deandra about them probably getting a divorce, because she goes, oh, Brandy, baby's really do so much good. You know that, right? Like keep your chin up, keep your chin up,. It's like you're doing the classic American. Let's get a baby things for shitty So let's get a baby if babies do so much good. Why is it an insult to cause them on a baby? All babies do a shit and cry. I'm sorry and eat and if babies do so much good then why would they need diapers?

Babies literally shit everywhere. Okay, so babies do so much good, then why would they need diapers? Babies literally shit everywhere, okay? So babies do. Yeah, I didn't see a baby opening up a new school. Okay, Lepron James, not a baby. How about that? You ever seen a baby dig a ditch? You ever see a baby build a pyramid? No?

So Randy Pools, no other side. I don't know why that was my go to as an example of doing something good, like that's specifically something that involved like sleeves I'm like that's good. They built a pyramid You ever seen a baby do that? You ever see a baby open up a hospital. That's more like no You ever seen a baby give a blood transfusion. No your cherry world is over baby You ever see a baby put some change into tin cup? No.

They instead they pass the Salvation Army got shaking their own shakers like taught them. Yeah, we see babies giving out food to old people who can't get out and get their own food. No. My baby. Okay, Kelly, get off my show so Brandi pulls Leoniside and she's like um did get buying this baby it really showed me that it's just silly to hold grudges so thank you for coming even though you didn't know it was for me and Lee and Gah I know I do she, this is how we can start fresh. Fresh is a baby diaper. Oh wait.

Just listen. I thought we had a friendship and honestly, after what happened last year, given my car knee peed to SD, I was devastated. More devastated than that time. I called up Sandy and was like, hey, let's do another movie together and she didn't turn my call Devastated, I mean it took me for a real children world. I didn't know what they said I mean I know our friendship has had more ups and downs than going on the tribont, but seriously Devastated at the reunion Randy said never we would never be friends and it's things But I'm gonna take the obra and if Karen can give me a second chance The knock and give her one. I'm like Karen did not give you a second chance, okay?

I don't know what what crazy idea you're under but she's gonna be tre you in less than three episodes like guarantee it Well, I mean the fact that Carrie was willing to eat her to go order in front of Leanne. I think that shows a sign of good faith You know, I normally I would not eat this in front of Leanne. I think that shows a sign of good faith. You know, she's like, you know, normally I would not eat this in front of another human being. I wouldn't even let it be seen on TV, let alone in public. But I'm gonna do it for you, Leanne, just to show you. Well, I just don't want toxic energy

because baby shouldn't have toxins. And she's like, me neither. I never did. And then Cam is like, why are you so right now? Is that okay? Then Cam is watching and she's like, did and then cam is like branty and then totally hitting it off I have no idea what's going on maybe branty had a magical baby that's taking away all the negative energy Like yeah, that could be one theory

Or a producer's probably said you have to get along at least in the beginning of the season or she didn't do Adderall tonight Cuz she knows Deandra's there So so Cameron goes and sits down with Leanne and she's Cameron's like I want to like now that we're all getting along Let's go on a trip together to beaver creek Because a basically courts family courts courts family apparently owns like a giant chunk of Dallas So they have some major house in Colorado And she's like we have six bedrooms. We have a chickoozy. We can do smores. We can braid our hair. Just kidding. I wouldn't braid anyone's hair, but it's fun to say say it braid hair. That was so fun

That fun. See you can have fun with your clothes on Yeah, just sit around and say let's braid eat trotters hair, but not actually do it Let's Brady trotters hair, but like not actually do it Guys I think that we should get out of the bubble and she lean goes yeah out of the bubble I like when liens like I'm just gonna be positive and repeat positive things other people say because that'll make me feel more positive You know you know can I tell you who it's a real trouble starter? Those 5,000 flush of scrub bubble things we gotta get out of the bubble trouble starter those 5,000 flush of scrub bubble things we got to get out of the bubble so then dania um dan dr and brandy are talking so dan dr is like um oh my god it looks just like you

which is totally not a compliment because dan dr just called the squinty so she's basically like oh my god look at your squinty out little baby she's like well it's funny because he's adopted she's like no i'm talking about Shirley Temple. I'm holding look just like you So Brandy's like I want to clear the air So basically the thing that really bothered me is that you said I have squinty eyes And that I'm addicted to outer all but the squinty eyes thing mainly'm like, I cannot believe squinty eyes is still the priority here. Well, she's squinting her eyes. I mean, it's so funny. And then Brandon goes, I feel like you were talking about me. It's just, well, I wasn't. It was about my experience. Okay. So she didn't even say you were on Adderall brandy. I mean,

Brandy is like the biggest shitster on this show. Yeah. Sandra didn't even say you were on Adderall, and what she said to the blog was that everyone in Dallas is running around on Adderall, so they're hyper all the time, and they're taking it like candy. Which guess what? That's what they're doing in every town. Yeah, exactly. But Brandy, well, Brandy, the reason why Brandy feels this way is because Carrie had apparently

told Brandy that Deandra had told her. Deandra allegedly told Carrie that it was directed at Brandy and so but now the brain is confronting Deandra about it. According to Brandy, Deandra is being too chicken shit. I'm like, you know what, this is Deandra Simmons. She is not chicken shit to say that you're on Adderall. I'm sorry. She has her own gavill. Yeah, she literally has her own shrewled gaville. And also, you are on Adderall. And also, even

if she was talking about you, she didn't even allude to it being you in the blog. So don't say she went on blogs, telling everyone you're on drugs. You idiot. And also, the other one coming on TV saying that you're on drugs, like, what is wrong with you? Yeah. And then she tries to make it like her staps for the she's like I'm not ashamed to admit that I have been diagnosed with ADD I'm like oh well let's throw her a fucking parade yeah exactly like do you realize how like none of us would even know that there would be an ad or all issue you know if you hadn't said anything like does she think that like everyone sits there and reads some random blog that Deandra Simmons was on I mean I mean come on like this is this is narcissism at its best yeah and she's

like well you know that everyone in Dallas eats it like Andy she's well I don't like you're saying that it's me and I have a very good source and Kerry just like the elziest carry of all time is like appearing with like your giant lips and cross eye well um just wanted to see if everything was okay you know and the andres like oh we're good we're good we're good we're good like you were specifically not good but I love the fact that you've decided you don't want to talk about this anymore and and claim that everything is fine that's that's what we have to say to me. We had, speaking of the blogs, that bitch, Sasal Medea, has been telling us that Dandras

the big villain this season, and hint that this is true is that Dandras has been saying, oh, I didn't have the best season, you know, like it was kind of rough. But so far, if these, you know, these fights last all season, like these are just the baby seeds so far a fuck Brandy This is not dangerous faults. Yeah, this is like such as it's stupid So Well, so Kerry is like well, you know You you said that you said that like that brand. He looks fucked up and and when you said that like I called her and then the And she's like, well, why would you do that? You know?

Like like if I said that brand he looks like she's like fucked up on Adderall. Like, why would you then just go and tell her that, you know? So really carries the problem here. Yeah, she goes, so you told her and she is, um, of course, like, look, bringing up drug addiction. That's just not okay. That is just not okay. I said, but then why didn't you say something to me? I mean, I said it wasn't about her at all. I didn't even name it.

You know what? I don't even care. Everyone, I don't even care. Here he goes, um, so are we over it? Just, well, apparently not. Enjoy your baby, Andrew Adderall. Yeah. Exactly.

Good little decent and simple. And Andrew, coming out as the Dan-Dra, I always knew she could be. Yeah, she's like, fuck these people. I'm richer than you. You know? So now, everyone's the next day or whatever, and they're all packing for Colorado. And Cameron is driving around in her car.

She's wearing some crazy sunglasses. She loves a strange, white-rimmed sunglasses. Like, something that like these look like clouds They were just like big and goofy. I mean far be it for me to make yet another big different big business reference But it's totally the sunglasses Lily Tom was wearing when she was sneaking around the plaza hotel And I know I made that reference before I get it, but it's apt. It's beyond apt So she's on the phone and she's like hey girl I'm so excited about Beaver Creek. Don't get too fancy because I don't want anyone to feel poor than me, even though all

of you are. And Lian's like, I just got your sweet jam jams. I never sent you any jam. No jam jams. Oh, I never sent you jam jams. I never sent you any jam. No jam jams. Oh, I never sent you jam shorts either. No jam jams, rich, bankable, bankable. We'll be sure you wear them to the airport. It's like, can I still wear them, weave?

Yes, why can't you wear a weave jam, jammy? It's like, jam jams. Jam jams. Cameron's like, I want people to see that I'm fun and there's nothing more fun than wearing pajamas on a private plane PJs on a PJ. Am I right? Oh my god. I'm so fun You see Lala that's how it's done. Yeah PJs on a PJ PJs No, she never she never did PJs on the PJs. She didn't go the Lala roots, you know, now it's

all that was in the PJ Harvey and now you're at a trifecta. Could you imagine them listening to PJ Harvey on that plane? It gets like the last group of women. They just be sitting there like, what is this music? It's like PJ Harvee. We're put to be in the middle of the river. We're put to be in the middle and have a delicious sandwich So then Stephanie and Brandy are talking and they're face timing and Brandy's like, oh, I'm doing great

I had sex for the first time since the baby And Stephanie's like, oh, no, how's the sex? I don't remember Which is gross. Yeah, because I'll never forget so thanks thanks for putting that in my head. Do you want to? I never meant so I was just saying do you want to remember? No, you're intimate moments with Brian. So I think that's your body. It's like it's called repressed memories on purpose Okay, your body's trying to protect yourself So Brandy's basically saying Dandra like shout you talked to tandra and then she dandra just deflected everything and didn't take responsibility and doesn't want to be accountable for anything she said yada

You didn't do anything ask So mad at brandy the day, okay, I can't with her remember me now with her. Yeah, but she's like every year with her She just goes after so last year she went after Leanne after pretending to be her friend literally for no reason. She just went crazy on her. And this year, and you can say a lot about Leanne today. I'm not saying that Leanne has nothing about anything wrong, but Brandy totally betrayed her for no reason. And then here she's doing it again. Why? Just there's no fucking reason, Brandy. I don't think it's that she does these things for no reason.

I think it's that she can sometimes be hypersensitive about shit. That's like from like an outsider, you're like, you're like a little too upset about this. This is like nothing. I think she's doing it because Deandra became popular and she's going to bring Deandra because Deandra's took up for Leanne. Well that's a good theory. So, next up, Deandra's at home having a fit because, Jeremy, that he's not had to make a bed.

And he's like, my job is to mess up the bed. Yeah, it's all that fucking. Like, everything he says is about fucking shit. Well, obviously, Brandi has problems with me because that interview was about me and Lowe, and it's about me, Deandra's students. And she that interview was about me Hello, it was about me damn She's trying to spin it out of control to make me look like the bully It's see the bully she's always been the bully She's bully everyone in our group and that it's my turn and he's like are we gonna fuck or what?

Because I'm not staying here unless we're fucking I do not fuck on an unmade bed Jeremy I thought you knew that by the okay So um, so yeah, so basically dangerous going on this whole thing about Brandy should have come up to me one on one And we could have figured this out and now she hasn't and now carries making everything You know worse and she's like I'm not gonna be pulled into some tech at the sky lodge, okay? I will not know It's like yeah, although that's specifically what she just asked for a tennis. She wants just like I want a one-on-one That's what a teta Ted is Got you with your French phrases

French burn French phrase burn So he's like I don't want to listen to this this women talk and she's like do you like this top? It's like yeah, I want to fuck it. It was like an Alice in Wonderland It was like some weird thing that I feel like some person dressed like a playing card would wear. Like what is that? Where did she find these cards? You know?

Oh. She's like, I want to look like I want to Mr. Right a little blonde girl through a, through a, tokyery. It's a note. So she shows up to the airport hanger and she's not, she's the only one not in the PJs and she's like, look guys, I'm sorry, but straps do not look good on a big old ass, okay? And I'm not going to feel

peer pressured to wear. But then cam's like, um, do you know how hard it was to find those PJs? I had the monogrammer on call. And she turns it around in 24 hours. I'm like the FedEx door is not like that we can all do that. I love that there's a monogram. Grammar just sitting there and cameras off for the house. Emergency, emergency hotline for emergency monograms. And then she print out a in itinerary for the weekend with Zap Chancey which is so Cameron to use Zap Chancey and like assume that that's fancy.

You know me I'm always so organized and I love having a schedule dumb guns schedule some things smart blonde schedule everything. I love in itinerary, but I'm not gonna follow that. It's definitely like, this isn't ever gonna work with these girls, okay? Jesus and liquor, that's all we need. You know what I hate? I hate people, Jesus and liquor.

Jesus and liquor, you got it right. Now I hate people that are like so proud of like not following an itinerary. Like I can't do an itinerary. I can't do it. It's one thing to not follow the itinerary. That's fine. Or to have flexibility.

But when people are just so proud of themselves for just assuring someone's work, I don't like that. And even especially when the itinerary is so easy it's like well first we're gonna land and then we're gonna take a quarter to the thicker store and then we're gonna go home and then we're gonna um-hack and then we're gonna have dinner it's like the easiest itinerary ever I don't even know why she wrote all that shit down. I know, and like I get it, like sometimes I tend to raries are so aggressive

and you're like, oh my god. But like I just think it's rude to be like, I'm not gonna do this. And in fact, there was one time about a year ago where someone I knew made this highly detailed and aggressive itinerary that was such overkill. I was like, oh my god, this is awful. And then we followed it and we were so fast and efficient. I was like, oh my god, this is awful. And then we followed it and we were so fast and efficient.

I was like, wait a second, that was great. And she put me in a lot of work and it worked out. So I just feel like, I just think it's like almost like a middle school cool kid thing to be like, I'm not gonna follow the itinerary. Like, oh, congratulations, you sat at the back of the bus. Yeah, you guys were cool. So, Cam's like, congratulations you sat at the back of the bus yeah you guys were cool yeah so cam's like you better behave on the plane or throw you off of it

which is funny okay so then they get on the plane and then she goes she announces on the plane she's like guys when we get in town we're going to be ver lickers and then Stephanie goes, haha Beaver Lickers is forever I don't know why but everything stuff Stephanie says makes me laugh. I really like Stephanie I like her more and more every year. Well, yeah, she's likable so When they land in beaver creek and of course, they're gonna go to beaver Lickers and so Cam is like there's a store called Beaver Lickers and everyone always lasts when I say we're going to get our drinks and drinks in Beaver Lickers and I'm like why are you laughing and then I'm like oh I get it oh I'm like I just love how she like like every emotional like process, process that happens, she fully explains.

I think Brandy and Stephanie will love Beaver Lickers. Like, it's a place that wanna hang out at. Like, just Beaver Lickers, this. Yeah. And of course, she's totally right, they love it. Yeah, cause they go in there and it's like a liquor shop, but it has like those like, raunchy, chochky things, like a t-shirt that,-shirt that like was like a woman in stirrups and like a doctor being like,

oh my god, I mean like I'm not the doctor, but I'll take a look. Which is like, yeah, I'm in a poster with a guy literally going down on the girl. And so they're like cracking up all over the place. Like they've never been to a Spencer's gifts. Yeah, and uh, carry goes, oh my God, Dr. I have a Harry Beaver in me and goes, yeah, obviously that's a doctor from the 70s. And Cam goes, that is hilarious.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder-y-a. So then, so basically Brandy and Stephanie are like going to get the Connolingas poster and they're going to prank Cam with it and then Carrie, she's like, I'm gonna be funny and goofy too and she just starts like drinking out of a Patron bottle like right in the store. Like she's like that friend who's like not part of like like you know Carrie like a brandy and Stephanie are like the jokesters, you know and Carrie wants to be the jokes are too So she does something that she's like this will be funny as well, but like no one really laughs So I was like, oh, that's that's cool. Are you drinking out the Patron in the store?

I haven't bought it yet. Like that's that's cool Um, are you just drinking that without paying for it? Ahhhhhhh Wow, I have to come back to be her lickers at some point Are you just drinking that without paying for it? Ah! Wow. I have to come back to Beaver Lickers at some point. Like, Cam is mad at every little thing that happens along the way. There's nothing that she doesn't get mad at. And, Carrie's like, Camerons probably never been in a liquor store.

Or had her beaver lick. Oh. Camer's like, it's true. No money. I buy all my liquor from beverages and more. And I weigh that on the curb. And I stick a little mirror in. Like the ones that you use to inspect under a car's for terrorism.

I stick it to the front door. And I try to see as much liquor as I can. And whatever I can see, I'll get. Which is why I really only buy little little taste or bottle so grandma and yay You're like good one Ben I just didn't have an ad to it I'm like that was pretty complete Is that complete like story like it painted a picture of what Karen does?

I know I was just like watching it. I'm like she would have like an under the car thing for terrorism Like did we check for bombs? Are we wearing our seatbelt? You know like this part of her list of sit-to-do before you leave. We went to a rack and there were so many roadside bombs and we'd love disarming them. That when we came back, we just decided to disarm more bombs. I went to Northstrom's rack and I said I'm so sorry for what we did to your country. So, um, the house, they all arrive at the house. And, um, Sylvia, the house manager is there, which God bless her her because could you imagine being Cameron's house manager? Oh my god, there has to be an easier job Sylvia run

Yeah, well the thing is this is like the Westcott family house So you know that like they're different families staying here at different times You know all of Quartz brothers and sisters or whoever but you know that Sylvia's like oh fuck it's Cameron All right got up on my extra responsible blazer for this one. Is this one quartz or carts? I can't even keep up anymore. Courts, carts, carts. Bob, um, it, but I was getting warm, tingly feelings because it was reminding me of

Camille Grammar's Colorado house where Taylor and I got on. When they showed that hot tub with the steam coming out of it, I was like, oh, memories. And did you notice that they were even playing Beverly Hills music in this one? Yeah, they were using the Beverly Hills music for this episode. So Leanne comes in and she gives her official review for architectural digest. She's like, this is a beautiful home. It is absolutely architecturally so visually stunning. You got walls, there's a staircase, a roof, a plus. I have never seen anything as dear as the deer on the wall. The stonework looks like it was made by a professional

Mason and that Mason I say I will keep my door my door a jar for you. Get it? Mason jar. That's what I'm trying to do here. Mason jar. This house is seriously a snow fairy castle. Growing up in Monoc. We didn't have anything like this Be for a creek is like having an adult slumber party at your house And I was like the queen of slumber parties as a child Until that one weekend I got lies from sharing my friends pillow She was a dumb blonde with lies. I was a smart blonde with all the critters.

I did eventually start having slumber parties again, but that girl was never found. So in the elevator, Carrie's like, it's like really wankin' here. Does it go sideways? Oh, please, let there be a chocolate river. Please. Carrie does that thing where she shakes her head Wankin here. Does it go sideways? Please let there be a chocolate river. Please Here he does that thing where she just like shakes her head and smiles and scrunches her face like she's being so hilarious But I never laugh and I'm not a hugeator like I like yeah, but I'm like yeah

She's like never quite as funny as you want her to be I'm surprised that land didn't just like grab her by the throat and like just throw her up against side the wall Like don't you dare say anything about chocolate rivers all right Unless there's a basket to throw it and like just throw her up against side the wall. Like don't you dare say anything about chocolate rivers. All right. And let's do some basket to catch it. You know what I did to Marie when she talked about my chocolate river, right? So to get to the master suite, you have to take this elevator, which is what they're talking about. And so they look at it.

Of course, it's this big pink headboard and stuff. And Carrie, there's like a fancy toilet here It's like I know we're on gonna take a poop camera's just like You Then there's like a Cinderella reveal where they actually like show a fancy toilet and there's like a chime the place like Like here it is Like we were the pinnacle of luxury is this toilet Like we were the pinnacle of luxury is this toilet

So Brandy's like let's go hang that post drink house room. It's gonna be wacky wild cool-ade style That's definitely like yeah, it's gonna be a way of like playfully nudging her Because we just want to like prank her, but like we you know, we just wanted another where friends Yeah, so in the meantime while they're doing that Leanne has decided that she's gonna like work on now She's gone to like one meditation class with David's son, join and now she's like, all right. I'm gonna teach everyone meditation Okay, boom Like I don't think like here's one thing I could never do is meditate in the presence of Leanne Like that's just to the two concepts that like do not mix. It's just a bowl, but it works quite well. So it's like one eye open. She just puts it the bowl

in her room and she goes, dong and then she goes, thank you to the bowl. I get my affirmations anywhere I can. So the girl, the crazy girls are writing a note on the poster. It's like, thank you for bringing us to your trip. And Stephanie says, every time we pull the prank on her, the stick up her ass comes out a little. It's like putting Lou bonnet. So Cameron is in the kitchen with Dan Dra. And she's like, I called Quart and I told him we're all getting along and then he hung up on me and I'm just waiting for him to call

back because you know I'm sure it's just a lost egg no. A damn right. A com for the storm is a com for the storm. Cameron's like, I know it's what I'm worried about It's like so-called now, but like when is somebody gonna accuse me of bashing babies Which I would never do so So then Cameron walks into her room and then she sees the poster hanging just what is this? Oh my god This is coming down this is not

okay and so then she starts walking around and she's like what is this knock knock knock hey what is this so but she's like being cool okay she's like not mean for her she's like this is too much and she's like not me for her. She's like, yeah, it's too much. And she tells us, are they trying to haze me to see if I'm cool enough to handle a naughty poster? Yes. And you're about to prove that you're not. Yeah, exactly. But she is. She will never drop it for the whole season. Exactly. So like Stefan Brandier, like a little weirded out because Cameron, like, laughs and then like walks out and like that's weird and stuff Like cameras like fun patrol if you're having fun. Just gonna give you a ticket And Cameron's like fine patrol is going upstairs

To the king bed patrol K girls gonna pop you on the head with this poster No, like who is she? Oh, yeah, Brandy's like we should have gotten the tell though. So Lee and Dan from Cameron are Talking and Cameron comes in and she goes guys look at this poster This is not cool And lands like I was just trying to get a ride out of you know what they're just gonna continue to until you know You know I'm saying like they're gonna until you know I'm saying you know they gonna Until you know you know I'm saying

Well, tell you this they're right about it in the blog you'll never hear the end of it So she's like Brandy likes Frank's okay. There's just there's plenty of reasons to be mad at Brandy and this is just not the what okay? Exactly actually so reasons to be mad at Brandy and this is just not the what, okay? Yeah. Exactly, actually. So, so Leanne has the remanatious. So, you want me to teach you how to meditate? You want me to meditate? We're gonna meditate right now. Rock, go downtown, right now.

Meditation starts now. So then, Randy and Stephanie are outside being mediates. It's like, how do we snowboard? I've never seen snow before. What do we do? And Brandy's like, I'll be the snowboard. And so they're just snowboarding down each other like idiots. Yeah. And Brandy's like, yeah. Yeah. And then Brandy pizza on herself. I mean while like inside Carrie's just squeezing lines you know like just doing nothing and Leanne is like now she's like all right here comes meditation boom and Cameron just starts to laugh she's like I can't do this it's so hard being quiet because I'm in my jam jams fun

Leanne's like yeah she can't do it cause she closes her eyes and she's like, do I buy that dress? Do I buy that other dress? Yeah. But dress it I buy. Just let it go, okay? Let it go. Let it go.

You're a frozen bitch. That's what you are. Let that shit go. Mm. Talk about trauma. That girl was traumatized. What about your sister who was traumatized? You wouldn't even go blab in the snow with her.

How about this? How about you stupid Torp get out of here? You're best friends of snowman. What sort of person does that? You stupid bitch. I like my castle. How about you get a permit for that castle, bitch? How about you enjoy being turned into an obstacle bitch? I just froze you bitch

I was taking a sip of it. She's just like a surly Elsa Just stupid bitch Get off my get off my Oscar castle bitch. Get off my, get off my Oscar castle. I don't know, I don't know what I'm saying. You want to be able to snow, man? No, fuck you. Get the fuck away from my door, God dammit. So let's see here. That's what I'll build. Oh, Cameron is like, Teeheehee, see I can be fun. I can't even meditate. So Carrie comes in, she's like, I made you guys drinks. She's like, thanks, girl. Do you want to meditate with us?

And she's like, sure, I'll take the floor. And Carrie is a yogi, so she's immediately like in meditation. She's like, out of it. She's been walking around in meditation. Camer just like has her mouth open. She's like, I'm ready. Like, no, meditate, not medicate. Oh.

That's right. I was going to say we should wait for Brandy. I'm not floating. No, not levitate. I'm not ready for another child. Not procreate. So now it's time for dinner and Sylvia the house manager is like bossing around the chef and everything and Cameron's like Sylvia does everything She's like a smart blonde like Mary pop ins

I like when she's walking with Sylvia and she goes, Sylvia, what could we do? And Sylvia goes, well, I was thinking of removing the bases off the table and she goes, oh, good. So this is like, this is a bitch out of my house. This is my house, not your house. So they all sit down to dinner and everyone's just really quiet.

And then Granny goes, I can see with my squinty eyes that we're not getting all along right now, but I would rather have a conversation with Andrew one on one because everyone has an opinion about everything. Like, okay, like you haven't already told everybody all of this. Exactly. Deandra, meanwhile, I dress like she just skinned him up it and it's just like wearing it like on her shoulders I'm up it from the Nordic regions of the world, you know

It's about the new Brandy. So she's like the queen of Transylvania. Bung, bung, bung! So Cameron in an effort that to show that she can be fun She goes gets a she gets like a little game and she's, I want these ladies to see how fun I can be. Look, I'm fun. I have a game. It's called Tell the Truth, the whole delicious truth. Drink to yourself. Drink to your friends. That was fun. Okay, who's ready for the next game? See, you don't have to be naked to have fun. I don't eat sex toys on the beach to have fun or poop you on a hat to have fun.

Okay, now, here's the first thing. Oh, oh, and then Brandy's like, Leanne, why aren't you drinking? Here, have a drink. Check, no, thank you. She's like, come on, be fun. She's like, no, thank you. She's like, drink. And she keeps pushing the drink to her.

And she does what she's doing. And good for Leare. Because she goes, when I drink too much in this group, I become more vulnerable to be offended by stupidity. I don't know. I don't know. I, that is such an amazing turn of phrase. Like, it's basically just saying, when I drink too much,

I become crazy. But instead, it's like, I become vulnerable, so she's a victim, to be offended, it's such a double victim, by stupidity and it's their fault. Well, the dude, Randy would be fucking with her, if she was drunk and she can't act, if she knows she's not drunk, you know? Yeah, like girls learning.

So, the first question of the game is, would you watch yourself making love? And Kerry is like, hell yes! Of course I would, hot! And Sandra is like, yeah, I'd like to do exactly critique myself and get even better at it. Because I mean, Jesus, is there a way to make it quicker? I mean, if it's got to be five times a day, can I just make him finish fast? That would be great.

I'm just imagining Deandra critiquing herself, you know, because that de-simmons will come out and be like, oh, what'd you think you're doing there? Okay, you're on your knees. Why you want your knees? No, I must see your knees. No, I'm just gonna see your butt from that angle. You know what, you know what, you know what your body needs to do? You need to get it, you know, be more responsible.

Okay, you know, I'm not giving the keys over to this sex tape until you be more responsible, body. This is why you've only had one fiance, Vander. Uh, so he's like, I think I have a fairly decent body, at least all of the style. And Curie says, um, there probably is a tape of me out there somewhere. Thank God no one has VHS players anymore. Yeah. Just doing so, uh, Cameron says, oh my God, I still can't believe you had a baby. And carry goes, uh, uh, did you

know that did you know that that was a lie of a surrogate thing? And she was, no, Stephanie didn't even blink like it was scary, Stephanie. God, I'd be honest though. You could have said it's a surprise and not sat there and made me look like an idiot. And Stephanie is like, well, you know, I know, but I just also figured like I didn't want to ruin her surprise and I need to find out in like 20 minutes and she goes, it wasn't 20 minutes. It was like an hour. You feel like-

I feel like everyone knew and and I didn't know, and I thought I was her friend. And stuff. She's like, I'm really sorry that I didn't tell you. I didn't need to hurt your feelings. I'm truly, honestly, from the bottom of my heart, like, really, really, really, really, sorry.

And she's like, I love games. And I felt like that wasn't the game I want to play. And they're like, um, I love games and I felt like that wasn't the game I want to play. And they're like, okay. And Kerrigan's Bachelors stop. Yeah. Bachelors, Bachelors stop. Bachelors, Bachelors. I won't be a Bachelors, I guess.

Now here's the thing. Like Cameron loves milking something when she can and like, she's definitely overreacting. But she's not totally like wrong, you know? Stephanie could have just just been like, oh, it's a surprise, you know, like that's like she could have just like shut it up like that Shut it down like that, but she did play a joke on her and then she didn't have a moment or we didn't see one where she went to camera like Oh my god, I'm so sorry, but I just was like I had to like I had to pull your tail like she didn't like There didn't see crazy. No, no, no, I'm just no, I'm not I'm not saying it like I wouldn't I wouldn't care, but I'm saying that like like it was like

You know like Cameron's milking it, but Stephanie it was it was immature It was immature. I think Cameron is totally being silly, and this is ridiculous. And she's going to fight about any little thing she can. I mean, that said, thank God. But it's not like Lee Ann knew. Danter didn't know. No one else knew. You know?

No, I know. Well, but that means she did like make Cameron look stupid. I mean, she really did. But I think most of us would just laugh like, oh my god, that was funny. But also, she really did. But I mean, I think most of us would just laugh like, oh my god, that was funny, you know? But also, she never went up to Cameron afterwards. It was like, never like, oh my god, it was a joke. I'm sorry, I just had to do it.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, she did a joke and then it was sort of like, oh, okay, we're moving forward. And I don't know. I think that Cameron's overreacting. I wouldn't have even brought it up. But at the same time, it's not like, you know, it wasn't the most mature moment either by Stephanie. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I don't know. To me, it's like so silly, I can't really care.

So I'm so sorry. It's like, want to be in, but I'm like, I don't care. I think if you have a history with someone and there's like a front of me history there and someone does that to you, you're going gonna be like, oh, okay, well, I know it was a joke, but you still made me look like an idiot on TV, so. Well, how's it making her look like an idiot? I mean, in that case, she's making everybody look like an idiot.

No, because Cameron had figured it out. Because Cameron had figured it out. Yeah, but Cameron's one announcing like, oh, I figured it out. There's a baby. So yeah, she's trying to lie so that it wouldn't ruin the surprise. It was the same surprise everybody else was getting. I don't know. I'm just saying that I don't think that's definitely what you're saying in that. I still think it's not totally in a sense. She's not. She's not. And

Stephanie's like, no, that's not the case, but it is the case because Brandy even says it later. She's like, why would I tell her? We're not even friends i agree that a hundred percent like why would the she feels like she's not part of the group camera camera totally ridiculous in how she's like oh my god you didn't even tell us i shouldn't have to tell you and this is how she wanted to present it like that's totally fine but But I do think that like, you know, like if I have like, if I've had some issues where like I felt like someone's been clicky to me in the past and they've like played pranks on me, but now we've resolved to move forward and then you like go and you do that to me on TV where I'm like, oh my god is brand brandy has a baby doesn't she or something like that. And then someone says, no I'm having a baby like, oh my god congratulations. It And then someone says, no, I'm having a baby. Like, oh my God, congratulations.

It's like, it's just one of those things where it's like, oh, okay, you're sort of like a fucking bitch. You know? It's like, oh, that's funny. But I do think where Cameron's wrong is that she's hard, like it, she shouldn't have even harped on it. Like she, and that's what I love. Because I mean, I love watching her harp on something

over and over and over again. She just can't get over in that cracks me up. I like that it's their second season now, so they're more involved and they know each other and they know each other well enough to say like, badger stop. Okay, stop it, Badger, because they've told her like, you're just a fucking Badger, like you won't stop. You just repeat yourself. And then she's like, okay, I won't be a badger.

I guess. Okay, let's get back to the game. Well, it reveals most about a person's sexual skills, how they dress, how they dance, or how they lie about being surrogate. So now Brandi is like, this game is going on because it's like risqué questions. And likei has it in her mind that she wants to kiss Cam. She's like, she's like, I'm gonna kiss you and all that stuff in Cam. I'm like, no, I don't want that. Like Brandi's look across the table is like a one-eyed wink and like, am I supposed to be excited by that face, that squinting face? I'm not into drug addiction. And so Brandi's like, I've only been with one person my entire life. You can be number two. And, A, I don't believe that. And B, Cameron's like, I would think like 50.

Oh, she doesn't like so well. It's because of your jokes. I mean, I wouldn't know and Brandy is like um my vagina is clean and Lee I goes You can be with a lot of people and still have a clean vagina BONG meditation So Brandy comes up and like cozy's up next to Cam So it's obvious what she's gonna be doing. Cam doesn't seem to even see it coming and they're talking and then basically Brandy tries to like kiss Cameran like right on the face which you know this is you know silly whatever but like you know some people would not take too

kindly to that. So funny. Cameran she goes I think there are people who don't like me because they don't really know me. And Gam goes, um, it's because you chased me down a beach with a dildo. Well, you were high on Adderall. So then, Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan gets really down to business, you know, because she pulls

at her Coke bottle readers. Yeah, she's like, Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan gets really down to business, you know, because she pulls at her Coke bottle readers. Yeah, she's like, Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan- Dan gets really down to business, you know, because she pulls at her Coke bottle readers. Yeah, she's like, D'Andra's like, I'm gonna ruin the vibe here. So she's like, so are you gonna make up with me? And she's like, no, I'm not gonna make up with you.

No, I said make up, make up with me. You can do that right now. You can do that right now because, you know, you're mad at me and it's like ridiculous because you're being like immature and like I didn't do anything wrong. You can make up with me right now. It's like, wait a minute, do D'Andra.

And Lee's like, she goes, well, I don't think that's gonna happen. And Leanne goes, the make up, the make up. So then in the hot, drunk hot tub time and Lee, I was like, I'm going to bed. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to bed with my dog. Yeah. And of course, you know, Carrie gets all naked to get in the hot tub and everything.

And Cameron has like shown up in this like, they black roughly like 1935, one, two of course, you know, Carrie gets all naked, getting the hot tub and everything, and Cameron has like shown up in this like, they black roughly like 1935, one piece, and she's like, Oh my God, where's your bathing suit? This is crazy. And then she's like, first Brandy tries to get naked with me. That I'm sorry, first Brandy tries to kiss me. Then Brandy and Carrie try to get naked in front of me. Am I that irresistible?

Am I like a burrito from Cabo San Lucas that you just can't stop eating even when you come to America? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. And Dandruff comes out in a swimsuit and she sees Carrie and she tells us, I mean, your tips look great and your husband did a good job But I don't want to see him yeah, and Leanne's like well

Too many shots and naked twats about TRO you BLE which I think means trouble But I may have been travel. I'm not sure I can't remember what I just spelled oh well Either way once trouble and the other is the less popular thing on a musical scale. Yeah, one thing is something that's on your equalizer. Anyway, I gotta go put this chocolate river in the basket if you know what I'm saying. No, like, it's something wrong with Leanne. She hasn't tried to kill anybody. She's no fun. Here's like, is she's happy? I'm happy. Which means I'll make her unhappy very soon. Don't you guys worry.

Let's work on Cam today. So now after the hot tub, they all went to go into the kitchen because they find a bunch of Ben and Jerry's things. And so they're eating them. And they're all like, what's going on with Leanne? And Deandra's like, well, I think that she's just trying to be good since she's trying to work on her relationship with you, Carrie. And she knows that she gets drunk. She might

do something crazy. And Carrie's like, I know, but like, I don't want to like ruin her. I don't want her to be like, you know, boring and sad, you know? So then they're like, okay, whatever. So D'Andre, and then D'Andre and Brandy are talking sort of, they're all like around the kitchen island. And they're like, well, we have some stuff that we have to talk about. But like, we're, let's not do island. And they're like, well, we have some stuff that we have to talk about, but like, we're, let's not do it now because we've had like a million shots. Let's do it when we're like, you know, more sober. And Cameron just like turns, and it's like this amazingly framed close up

honor. It just turns to Deandra. And she's like, oh, you guys have drama. She's like, where are your feelings hurt? That you didn't know about the baby girl either. I think Harry just slams the table and puts ice cream away. She's like, this is stupid. You know what?

You think it's stupid that you came downstairs with a baby and I didn't know that's stupid to you? It was hurtful. And Brandy's like, but I don't want to explain myself and I didn't want to hide myself from you It was a matter of fact, you know and she starts crying cameras And Stephanie says it's not celebrating the baby. It's like about Cameron Yeah, not not and Cameron's like, it's hard when you Not not and Cameron's like, it's hard when you

Some of your friends coming downstairs with a baby, okay? And Kyrgyz, okay, you just felt not included right? It's just I just felt like I wasn't her friend and Stephanie goes it was an adopted baby Like I mean come on now like we're not gonna adapt. We're not gonna batch her for adopting a baby Yeah, and what? Yeah exactly like that me We're not gonna bash her for adopting a baby. Yeah, and what? Yeah, exactly. Like, I guess she was, because Cameron's saying, like, it's really hard, that she came down the stairs with a baby that we didn't know about.

Like, she didn't tell me. Like, I thought, where's French? She didn't even tell me, whatever. So, like, basically, Stephanie was like, you know what? She adopted a baby, and we're not gonna bash her, because she went and picked up a bitch. Stephanie took like a few steps with logic. But she adopted a baby and we're not gonna bash her because she went and picked up a bitch. Stephanie took a few steps and logic. And she was like, we're not gonna bash her for adopting a baby.

And Cameron's like, I never said that. And she didn't. She wasn't saying that at all. She was basically saying, I was hurt that you didn't tell me, A, that either you didn't have a baby or that, you made me the butt of a joke. And so, but now that Stephanie says this, now it's she's making it seem like Cameron was like bashing her for adopting a baby. She's like, take back what you said. Take it back. Take it back. Why would you say I'm bashing an adopted baby?

What you just said was the opposite of what I said. And she goes, um, I said she was bashing her for adopting a baby, and she heard bashing a baby. So now she's running around thinking, I'm saying that she's bashing a baby. Which I would never say. I'm like, no, Cameron didn't say, didn't, no, Cameron heard exactly what she said. Cameron doesn't think that you said that she was bashing a baby. Cameron is upset that you said that she was like upset about the adoption part and Cameron's like, no, I don't care that she adopted a baby. And meanwhile, for some reason, that makes really no sense to me, Brandy's just crying in bed. Why are you crying right now?

This is so good. Too much Benjero. I love this show. It's so crazy. So now Cameron just won't stop repeating herself and she's furious. And she's like, how dare you in my home to say I'm bashing a baby. Doctor, baby. She storms off and then she has to ding for the elevator and then wait after she's just yelling. And Brandy is like, I want to go home.

I mean, Brandy is like that friend in like second grade who like gets upset during the sleepover. You know, like she wants to go home. Cameron's like, I would never fashion adopted baby, you know, and then she's like, I don't even know if I want her in my house with her not her own baby. Yeah, I don't know if I want her here. That's how I feel. And then in the other room, Stephanie's like, first of all, this is your house.

And as a classy woman, you should want people to feel comfortable and safe. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We should leave. I think we should leave. That's how I feel. We should just leave. I'm not going to lick her ass all on that.

I have better things to do. I'm leaving. Over the biggest stupidest fight ever. I know. It's like so dumb. I mean, they're all drunk, too. But's like so dumb. I mean, they're all drunk too, but like, it was, I mean, it is because of Cameron. Cameron harped on it so much that she forced this. Everything is ridiculous. But I love it. I mean, I love her just like un-reelenting

priciness. It's just so good. And I mean we obviously got a big kick out of camera last year but this year they're just leaning into it. You know, I think everything they're like make a storyline out of every single thing she says because it's gonna cause 30,000 different stupid fights. It is so good. I don't know. She just cracks me up. I know some people are like she is the worst but like you have to see the comedy in her. Like she has a comic value and like I feel like once you've sort of like concede her for that she becomes amazing you know. Let's do the crap in mailbag real quickly shall we? Sure! Whoa. Alright this is where people can write in questions for us on Patreon if you support the mailbag level and we'll read them on the air.

So I will do this quick because I've got to go to the dentist. Kelly says, Kelly Paifer says, hi guys, something about Ronnie's solo New York shows led me to this hypothetical question. Each of you are given the opportunity to do a cereal slash, do we do this? Yeah. We did that one. Oh, we did do that. Well, Kelly, thanks for that question last time.

Here, how about for Brittany Schaefer Stolt? Hi, my loves, Yolanda Foster Voice. Oh, hello, my loves. The hubby and I saw you at the Irvine naked wasted show and it was so fun. Thank you. We had the best time dressing up. I had a Trixi Monical Jean jacket. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Have we remembered you guys? Yeah. So she had a Trixi Monical Jean jacket and she says the free Taco Bell was a maze balls, meeting new friends, and of course spending a night of laughs with our favorite podcasters.

You guys are hilarious, beach, bach! Time for a voice. Everyone must go to the live shows. Now that I fan-girled out, I've been dying to be a fly on the wall when our two favorite charity queens get into it. I'm talking about Mrs. Shannon Bedouard, I've started Charity's the David and Mrs. Leanne Lackin, your Charity world is over. Feel free to add the newest Charity Queen, Bethany,

what's the matter, what's going on? Love you guys. So basically, what does it sound like when Bethany, Shannon, and Leanne Lackin one up each other with Charities? Oh my God. Um, I find that I'm a very charitable person. I'm starting up a new charity called tortilla chips for the last fortunate called T C F L F. And it's a seriously, you need to rebrand that seriously. You know, you know, my it's called Be Strong.

All right. Cause it's like my name is B and like, there's also a word called B, but I took out the E, but like it's inferred, you know? And like be strong, because guess who else is strong? Skinny girl, you know? She's like strong, she has good posture, you know? And so get your- I start charity, Bethany, I start them! Well guess what?

You may start them, but I'll finish them, alright? So I'll take your chips, and I'll take your strength charity, and I'll shit on both of them, and put it in a box and send it to Haiti Would you give them gift baskets? I'll shit and give basket like like baskets like who needs a basket, you know, they need in Puerto Rico You know, they need they don't your shit. They don't your basket. You know, they need me me. Okay, you know what like

You know what I you know what I you know what I have there? They're careers. I'm like Carol You know I Carol doesn't have a career, but they do they have them in Puerto Rico. Okay, like little my walls up What's about it like you think they can get a basket? They could they can get a Clock it for all I care. I think they can go to Ross and get whatever the fuck they want. You know why gift cards That's why I'm gonna tell people what they need. I'm gonna give them the chance to get what they need on the room So I have a question for Miss Bethany if I were to perhaps join along I want to be strong play trips to Puerto Rico Do you think that like we could possibly

stop for some fried plantains and some perennial in Puerto Rico? Because I'm a little bit people. You're drunk. All right, let's face it, you're drunk. No, I'm actually having 30 to 40 negative cherry thoughts. You are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are,

you are, you are, you are, you are, you are. Don't. That's pretty much how we'd go. Um, Brittany,, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are. You are. Don't. That's pretty much how we'd go. Brittany, thank you for that question. And thank you for coming to our show and making that jacket. It was awesome. We will have more crap in the mailbag next week.

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