Watch What Crappens - RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

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So this week, I took note and I'm saying Ion properly. I hope. There you go. Just a general announcement for public safety. Jurassic Park, stars and two days. Rats, rock, rock. Talk about something you don't wanna bring a goat to. Am I right? I mean, cats?

I don't remember that goat doing so well in that first, first movie. This is definitely the episode you'll leave the goat at home. Let's see. Okay, it haim. One T-Rex is lurking. So anyway. This is definitely the episode you'll leave the go to home. Sure. Okay, it haim. One team Rex is lurking. So anyway, so we open with Sarah just being like a cool down to Earth mother who's still really in touch with her, you know, religious side but also her modern lady side.

That's like her thing and she really is just handing that into the ground, but I'm sorry, someone who leaves lists that are like, just remember to love, just remember to breathe, just remember to hug. I'm like, okay, you know what? You're scaring me, Sarah. You're scaring me. You're scaring me already, okay? And being like, we have to eat them on the ground

because grandma and grandpa did, so we're gonna do that on TV for the first time, okay? Okay. Yeah. Sarah, well, we find time, okay? Okay. Yeah. Sarah, well, I mean, we find that a little bit later, she's a life coach, which explains a lot. Explain a lot. Life coach.

Yeah, there were a lot of clues that I'm not gonna like Sarah, which actually bugs me because I do like Sarah so far, but it's like there's little clues. And I hate feeling hoodwinked by a real housewife where I really like them and then all this stuff happens. And I'm like, how did I not see this? So I'm just an asshole, I can't like Sarah or whatever. I'm just saying I'm seeing clues that are gonna hint

that I'm not gonna like Sarah. And it's bothering me because it's messing with my instinct, which is to like her. So I'm in a conundrum. As well. As well. For those who would like to support Ronnie during this moment call 1-800-555-Cannot. So record, trigger.

So where do the week on housewives? Everybody's triggered. So Sarah announces to her kid, who is the cutest. I know, I love him. Yeah, he's adorable. And he's so cute. She's like, my team, mommy, she calls him mommy, which I love even more.

And she's like, mommy, today is cake day. Okay, this is another thing I'm having in a shoot. Every day is fucking cake day. Why is there one day that's cake day? I'm bothered. Ben, take over. Well, she talks about how she's been raising her son as a single mom since she was born. And she's not raising the son the way her husband wanted. And she talks about

in the Arab world. There's a lot of toxic masculinity. And a man should know should be able to show his, you know, like in the Arab world, she says, a man's not allowed to show his emotions and cry, but a man is a human being with emotions And that's why she's raising her son to be an emotional person As evidence like my son will cry with cake my son will cry with cake And she's like am I a good soup am I a good cook mommy? And he's like no, you don't make good iced tea I was like, oh burn you got iced tea burned by your side. Yeah, and so she's trying to get him to eat on the floor because that was a way that she ate growing up. And he's like, oh hell no.

Oh hell no mom. She's like, I don't wanna do this for real. Like I wanna go back to the normal steps. No mom, no I seriously don't wanna do this. For real mom, for real. And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, on the floor, which is like, come on. She's like, get on the floor. We're going to do this. I want to instill the old ways in you on television, because that's really when

I know we've never tried to do this until today, but we're doing it today, damn it, because there are cameras here. Yeah. Thank you. And so then they call up her dad and he's like, Grandpa, I baked a cake and he's like, Oh, I cannot believe that. You have to show me the video, the pictures,

which flavor is it? Oh, you have to show me how to bake a cake that you make read on the floor again. Did you make it do that? I can hear it in your voice. So, Sarah's like, that's right. We didn't read anything off of the box. So sick of by to grab a and he's like, goodbye, help, baby.

And then we go to now what is so far, my favorite interstitial shot. The lady holding an owl. I love that. It's so weird. It's like they just cut to like below the, you know, below the chest of a lady holding an owl. And you know, owls look at you like you're the biggest piece of shit on the world, you know, on the planet, you know. This owl is just like, loser.

I love when they cut to that. They do that because they, they, they do that because they know they have long gangly legs and you don't know that. So they have to like, project it onto you first, like, oh, look at you, you strange, legged person. And you're like, like wait a second you're strange like I know I say it cuz I hurt hurt people hurt people uh have you ever seen that like owl legs? no oh I recommend looking that up big big old owl legs I'll find some pictures I'll send them to you I don't want

that in my search history oh you it's they're they're great like they have these big running Dean two legs here's my search history. Oh, they're great. They have these big, running, dangerous, my search history for the day. Red May over the counter and Owl Legs. I mean, what will people think if I get murdered in the going to my search history? I'm sending you an ass and just to a search for Owl Legs, they have very long legs.

They, it's like they got trousers. Oh, I'd never. Yeah, he looks like he's just walking down a busy street. Yeah, go to work. Yeah, they have like these long legs. Like they've, it's like they've never. Yeah, he looks like he's just walking down a busy street. Yeah, go to work. Yeah, they, they have like these long legs. I feel like owls like to be like, we're wise. And we have hidden legs. And that's where our wisdom is. But when you see them with their legs, like, Oh, that's just shap. That's just shap walking around. Okay, for those of you who are on crap and on demand, you can. There's a owl walking down a city street to get to work.

He's like, no, he's going to Obam pan. Wait, wait, here comes, wait, I'm sending another one. I'm sending another one for the people on crap and on demand that you can put up there. I don't know why I couldn't do it. I mean, but more owl legs. So go ahead. What else are we talking about, Alex, the end? So Caroline Brooks, also known as Brooks,

is arriving at a restaurant in Lisa 2. And they're just like, they're like talking like, oh my god, it's been so long since we had a night out. Oh my god, cheers to Mommy's night out. I get the sense that they don't like each other, but they're pretending like they like each other for the show. I don't get a sense of real friendship between the two of them. I think that Brooks is very like thirsty, and that's what they're trying to tell us. Like, Brooks is super thirsty, nobody likes her. That's kind of what I'm getting

from Brooks herself. But you know, still like Brooks. It's just too soon to tell. It's too soon to tell. So they meet up and I mean here's my note fake-ass Caroline Brooks goes too much. So I guess that's that's the instinct I'm getting on her So they get bellinis and it's mommy night out and Lisa's like, you know, I've really missed our kikis. And Brooks is like, yeah, our friends have so many parties and our kids like being in full school mode now that like the COVID break is over. It's like, I mean, we really need to do this. Me and you think more. And Lisa's like, hmm, gross. Yeah. And then Brooks tells us that, you know, I have such a deep rooted connection with Lisa

because of my Caribbean roots, because like my, so my mother's mother, which I think there's a word for that. Can't quite remember it, mother's mother. Anyway, my mother's mother, also my great-grandfather's daughter is a hundred percent Jamaican. And I got to Lisa being like, you know what?

Brooks says something every week. One week she's Afro Latina, next week she's African-American, next week she's Jamaican, next she'll be full blown Emirati. I mean, she has full blown multiple personalities in drum. MPS, did I just make that up? I may have, but we're gonna go with it.

MPS. Hmm, so then Brooke's is like, so have you seen Nina's Instagram? I have been literally dead the past two days since I saw her Instagram. Literally at the, the, the, a dad gone buried.

Thanks a lot for coming to my funeral. By the way, it's really low in me there. But I was looking at this Instagram and it says, every blonde needs a brunette bestie. Please explain to me when Nina Ali became best friends with Caroline Stambarrick, because what I remember is Nina has been the only one

in our friend circle that has talked so badly about Caroline so badly that I literally died. I died, which is why we haven't had many kikis because I'm actually in a coffin somewhere. And this is a holographic projection of me, okay? So Lisa's like, thank you for taking me to a place outdoors. So there are no walls that I have to walk through

and embarrass myself, literally dad. So Lisa's like, she's like, I cannot pretend, like I'm not a pretender. For me, I'm like, girl, what's going on? And Lisa tells us that. Like I can't even play charades. I hate pretending. I can't even play the charades. I just give the answer when I play charades. I won't even play charades. I hate pretending. I can't even play the charades.

I just give the answer when I play charades. I won't pretend. I can't even do a play. Okay, I can't even be a... Oh my God, that was funny. Hold on. That's me taking my pulse, I'm dead. I'm dead, literally.

So, I've known Nina the longest, and when Stenbury was trying trying to friend her like Nina would I mean was trying to friend me Nina would be like be careful of her and I'll say some of the things she said were so horrible I won't even repeat it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now I'm gonna repeat it. Everyone ready. I'm gonna repeat it I won't even repeat it. She's get out. She's ratchet. She's trashy. She said that. Okay. I won't even repeat it And she's like listen, I'm gonna let people sink in their own shit.

I'm not rose, I'm not rose girl, I'm not going down with that shit. Rose didn't go down with the ship, she got her ass off the ship. Rose is okay. Rose is fine. Rose became a nice old lady who threw away valuable jewelry. Okay, don't be a rose for that version, for that reason, okay, for being wasteful with money.

Where I could send her family, like her grandkids to college. Okay, don't be like that Rose, okay, for being wasteful with money I could send her family, like her grandkids to college, okay, don't be like that Rose, but Rose is fine, she survived. On the other hand, Rose literally dead. So at least we got that one. So she asked her about Chanel on Brooks, it's like, well, you know me and Chanel, like we have like the craziest relationship,

like we'll go at each other, but then like you'll see us by the bathroom laughing together. It's hilarious, it's like literally hilarious. And then they get their food and Brooks is like, what kind of cheese is this? Because like if it's cheddar, I'm okay with it, but if it's like another kind of cheese, like I'm not okay with it.

So like anybody, name the cheese. At least who's the sole professed shaft later in the episode is like, I can't tell the difference between cheese is she's like, okay, I'm just gonna try a little bit of it. I don't like it no matter what. I just like, I can't digest that. So then we go to Caroline. It's always the poor one in the group who can't digest something.

I just want to point that. Look in your own group of friends. They're always the ones who are like, usually it's me. I'm like, I can't have that. So then we go to Caroline. Stan Beres house. And she's like, let's just have a protein shake

before everyone gets here. Okay. And so she starts pouring water into her magic bullet, basically. And so she was like water into her magic bullet, basically. And so she was like, honey, that's a hot water. And she's like, it's too thick without water. Don't you know that? What was it full of thought?

She's like, but so the water eliminates the fat. Otherwise, the full glass of almond milk. Clear him, pollette, pollette, call Valentina, get rid of the husband replacing with water and almond milk. Thank you, thank you. You're welcome, I just saved you loads of calories. And he's like, explain to me how the water eliminates the almond milk. Baby, that's a mix sense.

It does mix sense, baby. So then, Brooks comes over and Carl then goes, oh, hello, we all have these earrings. I just bought those as well. Copycat. Sergio, while I'm talking to the poor one, will you please go upstairs and make sure my earrings aren't stolen? Thank you. One moment.

Hello, Valentina. Who was the woman who found these earrings for me? Throw her in the chamber. Thank you, bye. Hmm. So she's like, well, we're building our dream home right now. And behind a house and two buys just a whole other bowl game. You can't have mortgages if you're self-employed.

So you have to put 30, 40% down. So that's what we're doing. Well, I didn't really have 30 to 40 percent down, so I sold Valentina's daughter into service, and we'll see where that takes us. Oh, look at this. I've been divorced five years. Look at this coffee cup that was just gifted to me. Absolutely hilarious. Get ready to R-O-F-L. That's American. You're American, you get it. Divorced, not dying. L-O-L-L-O-L. R-O-O-F-L. O-L-O-L-O-L.

Hilarious. Do you see what they did there? They used two birds that both started with a D. That's called a It's hilarious and this isn't British. I understand humor. Ha ha ha ha ha. So she is talking about her new house and how hard it is to be divorced in this country because you don't just get everything. It's not like the other country is where it's like you divorce a rich student, get all his money or half his money or whatever. You're not, she says, you're not left in a golden cage here.

So you have to hustle. And she's talking about how she wants green in her new home. And I'm like, well, can I help you, if you did move to a desert? Okay. So, you might want to look at cities. Let's take a look at cities. Is Caroline working right now?

Because she had that, was it called like the gift shop or something, it was like the high-end gift shops and gift bags or whatever baskets in England, but is she actually working right now? I just wonder about the hustle part. Yeah, that's, you know, Caroline's in anigma because she's acting like she didn't get money from her husband, that's not true. She got money from her, because she's living like this and she had to have gotten that money from somewhere because she only had that gift thing that her husband

Paid for her for her remember he was also strong money paying for it and Yeah, I think she's from I think she's just living off what she's from but I don't know about this hustle I mean I thought wasn't when we met her in ladies the London didn't want didn't she's to like party with the royals and things like that like You don't do that. I call them a guy. So yeah, I don't think she's a commoner didn't want, didn't she use to like party with the royals and things like that? Like, you don't do that. I call him a guy. So yeah, I don't think she's a commoner. It's just like her whole like, look at me. Entrepreneur, you can't get a home here if you're self-employed. Like, but I need you to be more specific because you know how in the first episode they put under like Caroline, Stanberry, entrepreneur, you know, hopeful hotelier or something

like aspiring hotelier. So they wouldn't put aspiring anything if you were, if you had a business, but I don't know. If you don't have to work, why would you? I make smoothies for the poor. So low budget smoothies. We don't spring for almond milk. That's the secret.

It's a non-for-profit and it's a non-for-fat. Smoothies for the pool. So she talks about how she rented for so long because she had a house in England because she always assumed she'd be going back to England. But now she's been there and Sarah's like, Sarah's come over and she's like, oh my God, I know because, you know, people that come to the UAE, they just like, they're here for like 10 or 50, I've got friends who've been here for like 10 or 15 years,

like once you come here, you just don't leave. And Brooks is like the energy was like way off the other day. I was so blindsided that dinner, like Chanel came at me so strong and I've never been anything but a friend of her like oh okay okay I mean she has a good heart but I've just never seen her like that and Sarah you were just telling us the scene prior that you were constantly fighting with Chanel so yeah okay Brooks Sarah's like well obviously the girl got triggered

and you know, people who've gone through trauma and kind of like, Oh, trauma for not being invited onto my yacht. Is that what that is? Just, well, you know, I just want to have a conversation with her because I'm a certified life coach. And I've healed from trauma, which means I can deal with trauma. I mean, what better way to handle trauma than speaking to someone who makes a list that says, don't forget to hug. That's all you need. Girl, if a life coach made me eat lunch on the ground,

you know, I can't stand back up. I'd be like, you are my trauma, you are my trauma. It's like a full circle of business. Traumatized Ronnie and then take the money from him being traumatized. That being said, I'm very open to a reboot of starting over. I think that we deserve that. We've been waiting 17 years for that show to come back. So as much as I should on life coaches, I'm down for some ladies trapped in a house with life coaches because that shit is hilarious. There's just this lady in my neighborhood who keeps posting on the neighborhood Facebook.

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Go take some on camera classes. You're killing me. Okay That's your life coaching advice for her Diane You're killing me Diane. She's obviously like some loaded lady, you know, like some board loaded lady. Do you need to think the world is different for you to feel okay? I am Diane. I can't help. Oh, Diane.

But I watch every video she posts. You know, I'm like, like, I'm like the one mic on the video. You're a Diane Stan. So then Carolions basically like, listen, I don't need to accept her time and energy. I'm sorry, she's had trauma in her life, but she's not going to add it to mine. Trauma, I like that she said, I'm very sorry, she had trauma in her life, but she's not going to add it to mine. Trauma I like that she said I'm very sorry. She had trauma She's not gonna add to mine the only thing I'm out of mine is water

Camels camels and more camels and a hubby b monical song Triepin golden diamond rings It's like yes,, tricksy's back. So Chanel, I'm in a blonde wig and a white fur. So how we all go to lunch. Yeah, in the desert. Our party city, Marilyn Wigg, and our gigantic fur in 110 degree weather.

Yeah, she's sitting there, she gets this restaurant, she's sitting there alone. Now most people these days when they're sitting, they're waiting for someone, they're on their iPhone, checking social media or emails or whatever, she's just there alone. Now most people these days when they're sitting there, waiting for someone there on their iPhone, checking social media or emails or whatever, she's just sitting there saying, I look good. I look fucking good, I'm so sexy.

Oh, I look good. Yeah, I look good. She's basic, basic over there. Model over here, basic model, basic model. Okay. Now that sounds like a lady who's seen Diane. Just sitting down at lunch along going, I look good, I look good going I look good. I look good

I look good the world will change not me the world will change not me. She's carling herself. You look good But I look good by the way. I look good doing carl curls. I look good. I look good. I look good So that Nina herself too Nina shows up all effortless. She's sitting with, you know, this Hollywood Boulevard version of Marilyn. And she's like, wow, you look like you just came off the runway. I'm tough. I'm not really sure where, but yeah, look at you.

You're dressed. Yeah. Wow. I hunts like, she's like, yeah, Gavanshi runway today, and they show her shoes. They just like Gavanshi shoes that are like, they looked like someone mummified shoes. They were like, I was like, what?

I was like, I'm sorry, I know those are Gavanshi, but they look crazy. They did look like, they look like someone was like, you better put on your footies if you're gonna walk through this house. You have to put the things over your shoes. So she was like, I am the queen of fashion. It's like I'm Rihanna. I'm like Rihanna. But then

Nina is mashed potato with no butter. Blaine. I love that. And now like that comparison. It's like too totally like I would have thought like maybe Rihanna versus like, I don't know, who's the one like a Fifi dobsit or something like a one hit wonder, but like, mashed nose, she just went to a whole other space. Rihanna and mashed potato with no butter. So bad. She just left music and went to a whole other art. Yeah.

I mean, it's like, I don't need to wear my wealth. I'm just comfortable. As you'll see later in the episode where I pay $90,000 to have Thanksgiving dinner. I know. I'm just such a humble, humble, my humble potato. See, I told you. I told you. You're humble, me know, over there. So then Chanel says, I have love for Nina though. She tries. She tries. I look good. I look good. So good right now. Hold on. Let me look at my reflection in bread basket. Oh, I look so good. So then I on. It was like she starts asking like, you know, what are you going to do for Thanksgiving and because she's going to go to Lisa's and I on is going to go to Lisa's and then Nina's like, well, thanksgiving isn't celebrated

as much as like Christmas, cause it's an American holiday, but it's important for me to celebrate it because it's one of my favorite holidays in the US, growing up, it's just a humble, humble person. So naturally we're gonna do it in a Ferris wheel with a five star Michelin meal. Yeah, and she knows like Thanksgiving is a weird holiday.

I'm from Africa and there were colonizers everywhere and who should not have been there. I don't want to talk about it. I was like, well, yeah, but you get mashed potatoes and mac and cheese, okay? At some point you just have to say who brought the mac and cheese? Let's celebrate them. Thank you. Okay.

Thank you, America. So Ion is like, Ion is basically like, Perspective. So Ion is like, she's like, she's like, you know, I am so sorry for the drama dinner. You know, Stamberg kept saying, I don't like you. I don't like you. you know, I just I wanted I wanted you Need not to stand up for me. I know it's difficult being the very plain potato type person that you are But sometimes Rihanna needs her potatoes to okay sometimes Yeah And Nina's like um, but I Y'all and I don't even remember that I don't even remember that. I don't even remember that happening.

She's like, were you up to same party as me or not? And she's like, yeah, but like, I mean, you aren't even close. Like, what does she care about, Stamber, move on, like don't invite her to your next event. Even Stephen. She's just a little shimmy. I love that.

And she's, she's like, I said, what's going on? And then Stamber, he said, like, I don't even know. Cause like, I thought we were cool. And then she came in guns blazing. And she and I go, oh, no, just pick us on from Somalia. Do not say I'm coming in guns blazing. She goes, it's not because of where you're from. Okay.

Yeah. Of course it does. Cause we have lots of guns. She goes, I'm from Texas. I love the Texas for Somalia gun argument. She's one of the last statements about a lot of things. So then I, I was like, we have lots of guns. Okay. We have Rihanna guns, you have potato guns. Okay.

And basically you don't mess with us. What's that saying? You don't mess with Somalia. Yes, that's what it is. So I didn't come in guns blazing. I came in knowing I was excluded from Basics hanging out with you all of you and that triggered me because you know I have you know you have discussed how I grew up with my my dad I've discussed with you have grew up with my dad and how emotional I am and it took me to a bad place Yeah, and she says that her dad used to beat her over her sister because she wasn't as important to him. And so she feels like if she's not important, like that's why she's triggered.

And so she tells us, well, they made me feel secluded, you know, and why make me feel unimportant? That's not okay. And this is a game for Stamberry. I was like, yeah. Yep. I don't know if it's a game. I think it's like her personality. Yeah. It's her personality. Did you feel excluded? Good. That was hilarious.

My work here is done. Sonina is like, well, I feel like you and Caroline's TanBerry have totally misunderstood each other. Trust me, I don't like TanBerry when I first met her. She was judgy, she put water in her smoothies, she was not my cup of tea. Okay, but when I sat down and talked with her, I realized she was still all those things, but it's kind of funny too. So it's cool.

She poured water on me, declared me less fattening now, and then we became friends. And she was like, oh, she tells us. She's like, oh Nina, I see how you are. Flip floppa, sky scraper, climbing to the sky. In flip flops. She's also very boring. Have you ever seen a potato wearing flip flops, go up a sky scraper?

That is Nina, that is Nina. So Nina's like would you give her one more chance just give her one more she's like no it's not the time for chance she's like but why why not put the flames out she's like there's no flames no flames there's a volcano honey volcano so then we see see shots of whatever. By the way, when I was talking about Thanksgiving, I was talking about American Thanksgiving. No, we know.

You understand that. We know you're not like pro colonizer, Rodney. It just was funny because you got tripped up in it. That's all. Never would have, we know. We just want to make sure it was, it was, I don't really know about the colonization in Africa. I was not speaking on that I was speaking of American we know our history is shady, but we still get back and cheese there. I know clear up any confusion

Thank you for clarifying we knew it was just very funny because you're because I don't know I heard your tizzy laugh It was funny because it was just like Tizzy laugh. It was funny because it was just like when you do your laugh Tizzy. So I was like, oh, Ben scared. No, I just was like, let me move this. I was like, let me move this forward because he's trying to dig himself out and we'll just move forward and it'll be fine. Oh, no, I was about to go through every course of Thanksgiving.

No, I know you're not pro colonizers. Okay, just had to get that in. But thank you for clarifying, because I think there will be a few people who appreciate that. You're just pro mac and cheese, as I think a lot of people are. Not from mac and cheese, okay? You know, history is very dark to use Beverly Hills words. History is very dark and scary, and when you learn your own history, it can be very scary. Soothe yourself with the food that was brought to us.

Okay, I'll tell you sooth yourself. Anyway, so I'm glad you clarified. So Caroline is, we see whatever all the women are doing around the mall, around the city. And Caroline is in some sort of like many Rolls Royce being driven around them all. Well everyone else is walking and she's just in this like random little like, you know they got those cards that you see in the airport but this one they designed to look like a Rolls Royce

and she goes, I feel ridiculous, it's like I can't walk. That being said, I shall not get out. And Sergio, the good little husband he is, is like you're like a queen, honey. I'm like, yes. And then we get a new, tricky song. Like a boom, boom, boom, ring, I'll be back for more.

Like a boom, boom, ring, I'll be back for more. And then we see Caroline doing her fancy. So how sues looking at fancy things in the rich people mall. So she's trying on a watch, that's $1.8 million. Snaps and thirst traps. Snaps and thirst traps. The song. And then we see Brooks sitting outside in her like 18 inches of ledge before her pool. And she's like, she sits her lady, her lady servant. She's like, can you make me coffee? Thanks. And then she goes outside. She's, oh, like, can you make me coffee? Thanks.

And then she goes outside, she goes, oh hey, can you bring my sunglasses? Like, you are like a foot away, go inside. Get your sunglasses. But you look at the studio compartment compared to everybody else. You can get your own fucking sunglasses man. She comes in her like fancy, you know, PJs with fur

ankle cuffs and she's like, Sarah, I need you to get my classes. Ha ha ha. And then we go back to Caroline and now she's trying out a necklace. She's how much is this one? 5.6 million. You're going to have to start working a bit harder, Sergio. And by working harder, start working.

OK, thank you. Oh my god, you're turning red. And he's like, I'm not crying, baby. I'm not crying. And he's crying Because I guess they're looking for her wedding jewelry her wedding day jewelry. So Let's see. Okay, now this song these songs are great on this show. I step out, can't help but notice that. All I see, all I see, bones I'll try to take my photograph, sweet, crossing over, I'm flashing over, excessor rising, I'm flashing over, excessor rising. I don't know what any of these songs mean, but I love them. It's a very blingy song about stepping out, stepping out for at least going to the supermarket. It's like, on the boss bitch, it's like, such a to the supermarket. It's like, I'm a boss bitch,

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where you can get your pork and like you have to be a non-Muslim to go in there and So you get your pork and your porn pork and pork stores. That's right. God bless and So she's trying to get pork but they're out of bacon so she's she's basically shopping for her Thanksgiving and She's talking about what she's gonna make it's gonna be like a mix of like American traditions and Jamaican traditions and and she gets a FaceTime from Nina. Just as she just as she tells her son her son she has Oreos and her son's like, could I have an Oreo? So she's like, you can have one. So she opens it up to give him an Oreo and then Nina Face

times the middle of this. Yes. And she's in like sunglasses in a big hat. And then we find out that Nina is that lady. She's the one. She's that friend. We all have this friend. So she's like, so how are you guys doing? She's like, oh great, we're just shopping. You know, real busy here, cookie shopping.

I'm trying to get it ready. I didn't ready, but I'm going to cut myself. Well, I had lunch with Ion. I just feel like there's so much unsettled emotions there and she was worried I wasn't taking her side and I was thinking what side is that exactly right if you want to be on a side I mean are you kidding me? I have a son have that glass. You know, I don't need to show my money I just have my money and that's just how it's gonna be It's gonna kind of busy over here. Uh-huh, so like, you know, my kids going into diabetic shock,

he's had like 45 Oreos, so. Oh, man. I understand what it's like being a mother and having children, I just don't talk about it all the time because strong people don't do that. So go ahead, do what you need to do. Okay, I'll talk to you sometime. All right.

Okay, bye. God, I can't see. So yes, she just never shuts up. And it's like all the plight clues. Like, I cannot talk right now, you know. Yes, and then Lisa's like, Christian, have you eaten all of those cookies? And the baby just goes,

cookies. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dolora shows up. Is that what you had to break this little boy? Do you want to know what could happen to you? It's a prequel of Delora's mother. So she spends $1,300 on groceries. So then SUVs. So Dubai has a lot of SUVs. We learned that in the sefra set. Everybody's in a big white SUV. Okay, the whole freeway is just big white SUVs Yeah, I mean, you know cheap gas. I'm assuming so yeah, so it's Thanksgiving

They're like what car cost the most to fill up. I want that one. I want that one Speaking of cheap gas I don't have a transition for that, but we are, it's now Thanksgiving. So Lisa's at home, she's starting to cook, she's explaining that she likes to cook. She really likes to get in there, she likes to cook, and Jamaica, they have an expression about like love your belly or something. So she's cooking. Love my belly.

I love that. And she cooks in the truly, the true way the only real housewives can cook on TV and get away with it where she's like, I love to cook. Okay, Dory, the nanny, watch everything cook. I'm going to get ready. I know. Make sure nothing burns.

You just made the nanny cook everything. Yeah. So then, Nina, meanwhile, Nina's having, she's a boring Thanksgiving person. Because you know, there's like fun Thanksgiving and there's boring Thanksgiving and boring Thanksgiving is when it's like formal and people have to wear like sweater vests and blazers and there's like a formal setting and that's Nina's Thanksgiving. So they're all, they're doing this on basically, I don't know what the one in Dubai is called,

but it's essentially like the London Eye or the Ferris wheel. That's in Vegas. It's like one of those Ferris wheels. And they have a table in there. And it's a big. And everything is very ornate and fancy. And I'm already like, oh God, please never invite me to need those things. Because I just know how it's just a lot,

it's the sound of like a lot of forks and knives clanking and not a lot of conversation. Like forced conversation, you know? Well, I'm how do you pee and like, you know, what if they forgot something? I'm like, what if you said no cheese, but they put cheese and then they have to change it? Like, where do they go to?

How long does that take? I don't know, it's too much for a restaurant. Okay. Yeah, well, I think that they have every time they make a loop, I think they can bring stuff on and bring stuff off. I believe, and I think there is a bad thing about that. So I have to wait for a loop. You know what I mean?

It's a big ferris wheel. It's a big one. If you forgot my side of fries, and I want my side of fries, well, what do I have to wait for a loop. You know what I mean? It's a big ferris wheel. It's a big one. If you forgot my side of fries, and I want my side of fries, what do I have to wait for the loop? But they must have some kind of shoots or something that you put the food in it shoots. It's Dubai, anything is possible to be honest.

But I think there is a bathroom in those. I went on one in Vegas. Do you ever go to the one in Vegas? I think there was, I remember. I don't know. I don't know. I don't go anywhere in Vegas. I go to Vegas, I wake up, I go straight to the poker table, and then I go back to the

bed. I don't go outside or anywhere there. Okay, Elizabeth, shoe. Wow. So. So, anyway, the point is boring formal Thanksgiving on a Ferris wheel. So it's Nina and her family, but Sarah's there too. And I think Sophia was like,

so Nina's daughter Sophia, I think it's offering her dad some bread or something. And he's like being, I think she's being slow and she's like, well, what if we start moving? And he goes, well, we are moving. Can you not see? She goes, help yourself then. I'm too petrified.

And she sits down. And she's like, I'm petrified. I'm just a self. I'm petrified. She's like the Kyle Richards of this Thanksgiving dinner. She's like, this is so scary. So Nina's like, for me, Thanksgiving is so special because it's like the one time of the year, the whole family gets together. You know, like our mom's there,

and then like the dad's there, and then the kids are there. Like, it's a lot of people are so much food Well assuming they make it on time before the Ferris wheel starts otherwise They're just standing at the bottom and she tells us about she missed Thanksgiving in the US Like she loved it and she talks about growing up and how she learned English by watching all my children Which is funny because I just imagine her going around slapping people and like, wait, she's just waiting for Emmys. And she also would go around singing like a virgin too. That's how she learned English. I know. I remember when I was a kid,

I would run around singing like a virgin. My mom was like, that song is pure sin. Yeah, she doesn't have that accent. But she'd be like, that song is disgusting. Why would you be singing that? I'm like, but I thought we liked Virgins. Like, it was a super religious family and upbringing. I'm like, now we don't like Virgins. It was very confusing. You got the Virgins everywhere.

All you talk about is keeping your virginity. You got the Virgins marry over there, all all over the place. Now Virgins are bad, whatever. I remember in day camp once, you remember, like, when you're a kid, everyone would like to try to trick you with word definitions, and I remember someone came up to me and said, Ben, are you with Virgin?

I go, no. And they go, oh, that means you had sex. And I was like, oh! Oh! That's how I learned the Virgin of the Ement. Oh. That's how I learned the opportunity meant. So Nina is talking about how she was born in Lebanon but moved to the States when she was four and no one spoke the language so it was really hard.

But she would watch all my children and sing like a virgin and she's like, and now when we gather, it's full Lebanese style. Like a virgin and a lot of slapping and soap opera vibing. My favorite thing is to start a sentence and then end it and wait for the camera to zoom in on my face. I was like, oh my god, it takes forever to get through a conversation with Nina. It just stops and pauses and holds for the commercial. Mommy, someone's smoking on the window. It's you.

It's like I'm other Nina. Don't don't like a virgin. Hey, did someone invite a lion to Thanksgiving? Like the music video. So let's see. Nina, Oh, so her daughter's like, um, mommy, did you know that there's a mannies and what you just ate and she's. They're like, oh, wow, your kid knows your diet, huh? She goes, I have no diet. Everybody, look at that teddy bear. Your daddy's's rich he owns that company. The rose the the rose the food out the window look at the teddy bear everyone

get this mail off my plate. I said potatoes with no butter or mail so yeah then the dad starts talking I forgot his name but he's like well you know what I saw it off as a banker and then I got into the hotel business and I sold everything when I learned about crypto And now I'm looking forward to the inevitable headline where I plunged my family into bankruptcy. Yes Yeah, I didn't have what I have now. No, no, I did not at all. I didn't have the success that I have now And he was like, yeah, we lived in a studio. He had nothing. We built it together. I mean, listen, there was a time

when I worked four jobs seven days a week. And you're kind of believing it, but it's also, I hate when rich people are like, I was poor once. Trust me. Have you ever done your own a laundry? I have. Let me tell you, disgusting.

I kind of feel like Nina's four jobs, seven days a week was like, well, I make jewelry. And I also look my friends dog. And then I buy groceries for this old lady down the street, which by the way, all legit, but she's making it sound like she's literally holding down, you know, for her. I don't see her in the opening of Alice.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't see her pushing around a dumpling cart for Sigorn and Weaver, okay? So, so Nina is, so then Nina does the thing that Caroline's has to go, you know what? I know how to hustle, okay? And I know how to bargain. And I'll always take a coupon. I'm like, okay.

A lot of talk about hustling from these women who have not shown any sort of hustle. What's the matter in the bathroom episodes? Yeah, I'm all about the bargain. You're eating Thanksgiving dinner on a Ferris wheel restaurant. That's not the time, okay? You not talk about barons when you're on a Ferris wheel. People on Ferris wheels, new theory, people on Ferris wheels,

cannot talk about bargains. And Sarah's like, oh, what's your me about it? What's the secret guys' true long marriage? And she's like, the only people I listen to are my children. Here's how I met my husband. This is hilarious, right? He's like, hilarious! It was hilarious

when I was polled struggling. It's hilarious now that I'm rich and I've discovered a bit coins. Yeah. She's like, my sister introduced me to him and he would fly out every few weeks from Dubai just to meet me. And I thought, wow, that's a very wealthy man. And we're going to have a studio apartment together. Something's not adding up with my story.

I'm realizing as I say this. Yeah, what? So you guys are sharing a studio apartment, but he flew every two weeks to see you in Africa. So yeah, what? So you guys, so share the studio apartment but he flew every two weeks to see you in. Uh-huh. Yeah, so he would come fly here every two weeks from the studio apartment. And you know, I would like to take a break

from my waitressing job. And then I'd be like, hold on factory. I'll be back to work in just a minute. And then I'd tell the grocery checkers, hey girls, can you cover for me? Because I'm gonna go out back before I call the trash compactor boss and said, Hey, you can't be there on the curb today.

I just need one moment with my future poor husband. You might be rich one day. Yeah. And I just remember when I was working in that factor and he just walked in and picked me up and took me in his arms and, you know, I put my hard hat on his head and started singing. Love lift, take me up where we belong. And we just walked out in the sunset. So she's like, oh yeah, he became a platinum flyer for me. And so it's like, you know, I believe in love.

I do, I believe in it. And then it goes, oh yeah, kids, she's been married before. And she's twice. I've been married two times and her kid goes uh-uh, I'm not twice three times. She's like no two times three times. Do you want another cake or not kid? So she says she starts up and has shoes and toxic relationships. I think the most toxic relationship Sarah's in right now is talking about toxic relationships. And she does that thing where she is, you know how women are.

I mean, they just want to fix a man. It's like, um. Sarah, a lot of hints, a lot of hints Sarah. And she's like, I mean, I was a provider. I was the brains. Very toxic, very toxic. But you know, I sit with my mom and dad and I say, you know I still believe in love and my mom tells me enough you've tried

You're unlovable. You're an unlovable person who doesn't deserve love anymore That's what she says and and she's like, you know, my mom It's just her you know her fears are that this is their societal pressure and around divorce It's gonna impact me in a negative way and I I tell her, no, no, I'm good. And she says, have you ever been to a supermarket and you pick up an orange and you see it's rotten on the bottom? Do you buy the orange? No.

Well, guess what? You're the orange. And I say, but at least orange still smells good. She says, who cares? No one wants to buy you. So that's where I'm at. I know you feel young, but so do avocados at two days. They're mush.

They're mush, Sarah. Just accept it. Just accept it. And she's like, well, I still believe in fairy tales, guys. I believe in love. And mean, it's like manifest that. Yeah, manifest that. So meanwhile, now it's thanks, and other Thanksgiving news over at Lisa's house, the

turkeys come me out of the oven, and Ion is arriving with her family, and she's like, Dodge, can you open my door and Taj, her son, up his door goes, yes, queen. So she, she walks in with a goat, she walks in with her, with her son, her husband, and a goat. Yeah. And Lisa's like, what is that? And her husband goes, you never bring a goat to a Jamaican house. I'm sorry, I'm not a big slur.

Try not to slurp on there. Yeah, I'll courier it, I'll go and see a bit. Where'd you buy, girl? What am I supposed to do with this goat? I know. What do you... What? Okay, now I understand there are cultural origins to this,

but in Dubai, what do you do with a goat if someone brings a goat to your house? I don't totally know. Anywhere, what do you do with it? Anywhere. And she's like, the reason I bring you goat is because when someone advice you to their home and you bring a gift, and that's it.

In my culture, we bring goats, because they are the most important to us. And you were so kind to me the other day. So kind to me that I brought you goats. Like, listen. Bottle wine. Bottle wine, you know. You know, goat picture on it, okay.

Sharkootary tray. Okay. You Sharkootary Tray. Okay. Roses. You don't bring like, look, here's a day, here's a day you get to teach your family to slaughter something. It's not a gift. I brought you something that could shit on your floors. Enjoy. Goats are the rianna of animals.

So that goat was HUD-orable. I love the goat. I love a goat. I finally joined TikTok, by the way. I haven't made anything. I'm just watching. I'm consuming. And I've seen a lot of goat and cat. It's just only serving me goat and cats.

And I'm so into it. Yeah, you like one of those things, and that's all you got. I know. So, yeah, this goat's so cute. Reminds me of my aunt's goat, Hoobibi, who's two bully me as a child. But it's still very cute from behind the fence. Mesh potato, that's what the goat would say. It would look at me like Mesh potato with no butter.

So Ion is basically saying how Lisa is really like ride or die. She rides for me and I ride for her so hard and that is something you do not buy. She just loves me and I love her. So I got to her something that she now has to take care of. Okay. So they are, they're just, now they're having dinner.

It's like a very nice dinner. And Lisa's telling Chris, Chris is my aunt's husband that like when she's having a bad day, she just calls up Ion because she know that Ion will make her laugh and make bring a smile to her face. Yeah, and then they start talking about Chanel's relationship with Rich, her husband. Oh no, Chanel's husband is, wait,

I thought her husband was, I thought her husband was Chris. Rich. I could be, is it Rich? Okay, I apologize. There's a Rich, but I don't know, because I wrote rich once. Oh yeah, because Chanel says, Lisa, Chanel says, your wife cooks like this. She's amazing. And Rich says, why do you think I've been married to her for 20 years?

A woman who can cook, took my heart away. And so Chanel's like, well, I didn't know what love was until I met him. When I was down, when I'm down, he tells me, you don't have to be down. Down is busy. And this day I will never take an elevator down. I take stairs only because I will not press any button that says down, basic button, basic. And they just hear, and the goat has jumped into the pool. It's like what I imagine a tuna taking diving lessons sounds like. So they have to like rescue the goat out of the pool. And anyway, so I really was here. I loved all the go-and, like, I was really sad when the go-actually just mysteriously disappeared. Spoiler alert. So, she smells like, oh, I've

so much to catch up. So I want to launch because I want to apologize to Nina, but honestly, I didn't know who she was that day. And she told me at the lunch, she doesn't want to have sides. So no mashed potatoes, I mean, it is close to Thanksgiving, no mac and cheese. You know, I first be holding a very, very boring Thanksgiving in a fair spiel, so it doesn't surprise me that there are no sides. No, but she says, oh, well, she's closer. She says she's closer to you than she is the Caroline. So I don't understand that. And she knows like, well, she did not make it look that way at the lunch. And Lisa says, yeah, but she told me that she wanted you guys

to have a sit down just, but when did she become the Dalai Lama? Or when may I say the Dalai goat get it because goat and bull, llama goat, right? So, I honestly, you know, I don't want to sit down when I talk to a stumber. When people show you their blue color, you know they are their color blue. And why I try to see them orange when they cannot be orange. Now, you may say to me, there's a simpler way to say this statement, but I do not believe it. That is what I call a basic, basic metaphor, minus specific colors, okay.

You correct me and I'm going to go tit for toot. When people show you their true colors, say as your true color blue, because I see blue. Is that it? Is that it? She is mean, not kind. She doesn't want to like me. That is a problem in her soul on that there is a period and a motherfucking dog.

And I'm like hey where's the goat and then basically the goat slipped through the gate essentially now the goat is running running free in the neighborhood never to be seen from ever again on this show. This neighborhood is probably like what the fuck? They're on their Facebook. It's dying. Have you ever found a goat in your front yard and said, what have I done? The earth is changing for you. Sergio, then we see the,

I'm sorry, Sergio, there's a goat in the yard, kill it. Be a man and kill it. If you want to be my husband, you will kill the goat Sergio. So then we just see a shot of the street that's empty, and you just hear. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM The goats like surely all make it home to Iowa soon. No goat.

No, no, no. You know, reactions are so mixed, really to all housewives at all time, because that's just how the housewives world is, you know? There's always like, it seems like there's always 50% of the people who are like, hey, that's stupid. No matter what it is.

But there's mixed reactions to this so far. You guys, how are you not standing a show? The first housewives where someone brings a goat as a thank you gift. I mean come on And then the person who receives the goat loses it within the first hour of having it like an alive animal lost and they just shrug like oh well Just a goat running loose in the streets of Dubai Poor thing. On a Thanksgiving episode. We need to learn to be thankful in the moment. And this is one of those moments. Okay, look inside. So then we got a serious house and we see a little notebook. This is what I was referring to earlier.

We see a little notebook she keeps and it says, be kind, be thankful, be loving. Yeah. And she if you have to remind yourself to be kind thankful and loving Just have one big sign that says you a bitch That's the art I'm not good enough. I'm not strong enough and people don't like me Okay, so Sarah's back with her son. She's just taking him to the barber and he's clearly not happy He's like you really did. I'm not happy because I'm disappointed in you. Caroline's been

approaching. Caroline's on the earpiece say I am disappointed in you mother. You must be stupid. I was stupid. Funny that kid is hilarious. So knock knock and it's Chanel, you know, just a casual visit with a giant afro wig and tortilla warmer with onions. She's like, I have brought you gift onions. I'm so sorry, we lost the goat. I was gonna try to find it off on you. She's like, I realized I've committed to this gift thing and I don't have a budget to bring a goat to everyone. So I looked around my pantry, I found onions and I said, you have a lot of layers. So here's onions, and when she opens up

the thing of onions, they play the square her monica music that's like, well, she's my wife, my wife. What? I was like, how do we go from goats to onions? I mean, she's just getting to be a real rap bag. Yeah, you really just don't know which you're gonna get with that one.

So she's like, where I come from, you don't go to someone's house with a gift, it's all chords. So where I come from, showing up with a tortilla warmer full of onions is awkward. I know. So what? What if it's some weird kajasosatia where at the end of the end of the season they realize that each one of them has received an ingredient to make a special meal. Like, I brought you all here together.

You thought that was a bitch, but I was giving you recipe for us too. You're like, oh. So what was that? It wasn't a tortilla warmer, obviously. It was like a little tigine. Was it like a casual tigine? I don't know. I don't know if it's a casual tigine.

It just was like a circular container full of my tigine. Well, like that. Actually, just was like a circular container. Full of that. The rolling cat. Actually, I would not have, I actually would not have had it. I know it's a circular container. No, no, I'm saying that's all I knew it was. To me, I could, that's as far as my brain took it. Is that it was a circular container? I'm like, what is that?

How did I get that on Amazon? Is that fiberglass to Jean? What is that? I'm calling Diane. You're like, that's a Ronnie tonight. He's just riding on all his walls, like a yarn that goes from here to there. He's like, it's a circle, but it's a container

and it's not a Eugene, but it's not a superior. I would too. I like the shape of it. Just had to get rid of my tortilla warmer because I ordered one. And the tortilla, okay, this is how big it was. It was like a house. It was like, who, what is this, okay, what is this,

catering, I need a, two tortilla warmer. Yeah, they're gonna pull you out of your house like my Ted Kaczynski, you're like, I need a two-nil. No. No. No. No. No.

Okay, so she nails over at Sarah's house. She gives her the onions and she's like, thank you for having me because when I met you I felt a connection. I did all my condoms so hot in my wig and the sun is in my face Can I sit next to you because the sun on my wig? I can't okay. I'm gonna sit next to you now So I know you're a business woman. I know this about you. I know you love onions. Now you do bitch So I want to know about Sarah the person Sarah's like well, I had a great childhood and my parents told me when you were young,

like you're gonna be trouble because I would buy candy and then I'd be like selling it to my cousins. So I was like entrepreneurial, you know? And then I was like, oh, that is so good. Okay, now my turn to tell my story. Okay, that was enough. I've always known how to solve stuff. My dad would give us everything in our village.

And then suddenly, he didn't want to be a dad anymore. And then it actually becomes really sad and like you're like, oh, oh, this poor woman, this poor poor woman. I know, it does, but she's just such a character. I mean, she's telling this story in this crazy gap. I mean, she just looks insane. Because things on her glass is like big like,

it looked like giant spaghettios that were attached to her dress. He's like big like, it looked like giant spaghettios that were attached to her dress. They were like dangling, you know? She's just so silly and she's so like over the top like fabulous, but then she goes under this drama, but then she's talking so fast and like telling the story so fast

and then she's like sobbing and it's this really sad story. And you're like, oh my God, I'm so good. Oh, but you know what lunch I love lunch you know and I always say you look good you look good but then the trouble it all and then then she's crying again I mean she is all over the place so quickly I love her yeah I think I'm yeah I think I'm giving myself over to her she's she's sort of she's all over the place. But she tells us, yeah, very tragic story.

She gets tied up, I talked about being tied up to a tree in the rain when she was a kid and her dad beating her and her dad trying to marry her off. Really traumatic stuff, you know? And she's like, she's got, like this is like big time trauma. So then,

So then her dad tried to marry her off at 14, and he tried to trick her. Yeah. Because he left them and was out of their lives, and then tried to trick her and say, hey, you want to go on a little trip with dad? And she's like, yeah, so I'm going to go on a trip with my dad, you know?

And so she starts packing all her things, and her sister's like, don't go on the trip with dad, he's going to try and marry you off. Yeah. I heard that he gonna try and marry you off. Yeah. You know, I heard that he's gonna marry you off. And so then she ran, then the dad beat her so bad that she ran away with her sister. I mean, it is so heartbreaking. It's very heartbreaking that someone had to let's start bringing that someone had to endure it and it's terrible that someone did it to someone else, even there, especially their own. And she's like, yeah, she's like, uh-huh. So, that's why at that dinner when someone kept saying, I don't like you, especially their own mouth. And she's like, yeah, she's like, so that's why at that dinner, when someone kept saying, I don't like you,

I don't like you, I'm like, okay, okay. I mean, I definitely get it, but. But then she goes, that's a lot to, that's a lot to, that's a lot to think about on behalf of someone else. You know what I mean? Well, but then she goes, when you're just like being casually bitchy at dinner,

like I would never suspect that someone has gone through that. Well, then she goes, when you're just like being like casually bitchy at dinner, like I would never suspect that someone has gone through that. Well, she then she goes, it was the first time I've ever been triggered in my life. So she says something like that. She goes, first of all, I've ever been triggered, at least triggered that way. I'm like, mm, I bet you've probably been triggered

a lot more times, just didn't realize it. So, yeah. But then Sarah does that thing where she's like, I'm a life coach. So she's like, oh, so that took you back to a place where you didn't feel accepted. Like yeah, that's exactly what she just said. Have you written a list to yourself? Because that might fix it. Okay, Inspector Gadget, she just said that. And she's like, well, here's what I do. I go to a, I do hypnotherapy. And she's like, I mean, she's like,

ah, okay, what I want to know about you then, hypnotherapy, go. And she's like, well, I was married twice, disastrous, you know how women are. I just think partners, because I, you know, I've picked partners who are wrong, because you know, I would just do anything to be loved. And so I know what it's like to be in a dark place.

And I also know what it's like to be healed. And when you're healed, you'll know. Wait until you get hypnotized. The fuck out of me. So I basically, I on's like, yeah, I should probably go to therapy. And and she goes, although Brooks goes to therapy. And so maybe I should go, although I think Brooks needs a refund because I don't know if it works with Brooks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and for everyone in Crab's Undemand, thanks for watching. We'll be back next week with a whole new slate of episodes, recaps, including Blow Deck, Deonanda. And on top of that, on Monday, we don't forget, we've got to take a seat on Spotify Live. So catch that all on our social, you know, reminders on our social media at Watch About Crab Ins

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