Watch What Crappens - RHOM: Look Who's Montauking

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to make Nicole the black sheep. The only thing that's missing is Guerdy!For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins! A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch and talk about and have fun with. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the hilarious and wonderful Mr. Ronny Karim.

How are you Ronny? Well, how been? Hi, today is a little misleading because we're not talking about Bravo. We're talking about peacock. We're talking about real housewives of Miami, which is just, it's just amazing. It's just so good, so entertaining. I'm so glad this shows back. We are about to do a full recap of that. But before we do that, the crappies are this week. Be sure to get your digital ticket at momenthouse.com slash WC. That way

you can watch it. We are streaming it with like real people streaming it. It's like, it's not just our phone set up on a tripod. It's going to look good. And that's going to be Thursday for the crappies of if you're in New York City, there's still some tickets. So come by then. Buy, come by for that. And then on Saturday, it's Asbury Park. We're going to be doing the season two real house, I don't know, Marblemouth, Real Housewives of New Jersey episode, Country Club, and a little bit before from the previous episode, it's basically the posh fashion show. We're recapping that. It has Bre Park, no more appropriate place to do it than right there. And then on Sunday, we are going to be doing part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. We had previously said it would be real hot swis of Orange County,

but that's not on this week as it turns out. Instead, it's Vanderpump Rules Part Two. So that's what we're going to do. Whoa, and it's gonna be a great time Then the following week we have Atlanta we have Nashville and we have Orlando and Atlanta. We'll do the New Jersey premiere in In in Nashville. We're gonna do Orange County and in Orlando Of course, we got to do the Florida show. We're gonna be doing Miami So that is the schedule, that is the news, that is what is what. And if you forget any of the things you want tickets, go to watch crapens.com. Boom. Boom. Nailed it. Nailed it.

Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, So real housewives of Miami here we are this episode is season four of the new version Season one of the new version the season four overall and it's episode seven. It's called bling boobs and bakery Yeah, three bees which is what also this show could have just been called That's just the name that could be the name of franchise That's just the name, that could be the name of the franchise. Yeah. Bravo's always been trying to find a house-wise follow-up that's not actually house-wise.

And there it is. There's the name that actually has a ring to it. Bling boobs and bickering. So we opened up, we were actually in the middle of Nicole having lunch with her semi-estrange father, and he's drunk. And she's just said to him like, you know what, you shouldn't have more children and he goes, what do you want me to do? She goes, not procreate, he goes, well, do I? He's like, because basically he just said like that.

He has more children than she even is aware of. So she's not loving that. Or probably, you know, like who knows? And she's like, you're not gonna have work as are you? And so she goes, don't procreate. Because do I ever get credit for anything? No, do I get credit? Come on, risk my credit.

She's, okay dad, you push me academically. So I do give credit where credit is due. But paying for things just not make a father. Yeah, and he goes, really? He's like, really? He's like, I thought that's what I had to do. I just had to throw money at it. So she basically doesn't want anything from him.

And, you know, like she would have preferred that he came to the restaurant empty handed, and then she could've picked up the bill. But like, you know, she just wants them to be there present. She wants them to be present, not there just monetarily. Yeah, she's like, I mean, I don't care that you sent me to private school. Like it didn't matter when I was two years old

that you gave me a Louis Vuitton purse, dad. It doesn't matter. And he goes, oh, it doesn't? She goes, no. I didn't give a fuck about Louis Vuitton when I was two. And he goes, oh, really? Like he remembers the two-year-old who's like, you give a fuck about Louis Vuitton when I was two and he goes, oh really? Like, he remembers a two-year-old who's like, you better get me to Louis Vuitton, Mellie Furkey. The poor guy has probably learned fatherhood from watching the Real Housewives because I feel like there's clearly been a few Real Housewives who said, I was.

By the time I was two, I already had my first Louis Vuitton. He's like, oh, okay, that's what I have to do. Yeah. So, um, she's like, you know, I would rather that he just comes to lunch and I pick up the bill and him be fully present and they're emotionally not just monetarily. And he's like, listen, I can't change. People can't change when they want to. He goes, but I don't want to. I was like, look, I've got to hand at to this guy. This guy's honest, okay? Most parents who come on here are like, I don't want to look stupid. I'm gonna say whatever this little fucker needs to hear because right now they're trying to make me look stupid

on TV, so I'm just gonna say whatever I can to minimize this damage and he doesn't give a fuck. He's like, I don't want to change, what about that? Well, he's also wasted too. And of course, well then that's fine You can continue to be you and you can continue visiting Grayson. Well, I'm on vacation. He goes all now I'm quiet Confused she goes well, maybe if you stop drinking you wouldn't be so confused you obviously shut up and toxicate he goes

Oh, I mean I'm not Yaks debated you can't even say the word, Dad. Like, what are you gonna sing, luck be a lady tonight, your costume like a drunk gambler? Well, I'm gonna tell you something. This is too, I'm not gonna pay all out for this muffler.

Dad, you're not in a mechanic shop. Well, you know what? I don't like Toyota Corolla's. I don't know why you're trying to sell him to one. Dad, I'm not a car dealership. He's like, why can't we just mean halfway? Just there is no halfway. Like, what does that even mean?

Like, what, how about I'm half drunk and I have a bunch of half babies. Where about that? So she's crying now and then he does the typical guy thing. He goes, you really look beautiful right now. Do you know how beautiful you look? Like, oh, that solves everything.

You think I'm beautiful? Great. All's forgiven. She's like, I'm tapping out. I can't do this. This is why I can't do this. Oh, what they tapped out. They tapped their annaboo's here.

Is that what you're saying? Dad, no. So she just storms out. And I think that that's, I think that production kind of made her do this They're like listen, you know you have to show part of your real life and have the meeting. It's like a bravo standard Story line a shitty parent that you try and work things out with right? She she walks that and she says look this is why I can't do this shit you guys. He's a fucking lunatic

She's telling the cameraman. Yeah, it's funny because I actually watched I watched a scene of Portia's family matters and I saw the scene where she was having this her cousin Laundie, I believe she was yeah, they like she basically was like having this like they were having a conversation in her restaurant like trying to reconcile or something and having a conversation in her restaurant, like trying to reconcile or something. And basically, I saw that Portia accused Laundie of not being there for her,

and she's like, I was in college though, and she's like, exactly, like, we all were doing other stuff. And then Portia just like storms off in the same manner. And I thought what was so fascinating was that the producer goes, but Portia, family is important. And I was like, oh, you guys are so manipulative to these reality styles aren't you. The producer did not say you have to finish the scene or come on This is really good. He was like family is important and you know that they were probably

Really pushing that on to Nicole and the dad to really get this scene to happen. Yeah So she goes into her car and she calls her mom and she's like mom He was wasted just all sweet made in that this way, made an out of himself. I'm so sorry, honey, I'm sorry. So then we get the horn music and it's time for fun, Miami. Man, the filters they use of Miami, Miami looks 20 years old. Like what, what Instagram is this? I'm so glad you mentioned that because later on when they fly to the Hamptons and they arrive at JFK

They try to use the same filters on JFK and it really does not work. I was like you don't have to listen We get it. You don't have to do Miami filters on JFK. It's not gonna. It's really not gonna pop Yeah, JFK is like we don't give a fuck. We'll look filthy in any filter, okay? Just put, just put, just put that one filter that no one uses, what is it like Kevlar or what? There's that one, like that one filter that I've never seen used on Instagram. It's 10 years. But yeah, I'm not much of a filter person. If I ever do filters, it's like the first one, you know, that's it, I don't get it.

So anyway, Miami looks so young. So Julia is packing and she's talking about her exciting trip to the Hamptons and she's like, I am packing eggs. And her kids, like, I mean, that's weird. I guess it's not a chicken. Yeah, mom. So she decides to pack, she has like a dozen eggs,

I guess fresh eggs, and she's putting them in her Chanel bag. And the advantage is, look, it's meant to be eggs. I was a little, I feel like this moment did not get enough attention. This lady is bringing a dozen eggs on the plane in Karyan, that made me mad. I'm doing a tip. Well, she's just trying to sew, like,

look, I'm bringing, I made this at home, I chicken made this. But like, it's $4 at the store, you know what I mean? Thank, we don't need your eggs, Julia, but thank you. Well, it made me mad because I'm thinking, when she's putting a dozen eggs in her carry on, that means that she's not putting in an iPad or anything. I'm like, so, what do you do on a plane, lady?

How do you not have those things? Do you just like- Talk about her eggs? I'm gonna say she's a business class. Talk into her goddamn neighbor about how she's got eggs in her purse that her chickens made. That's what I'm saying. She doesn't bring those things because she's too busy. She's probably one of those people's like, oh, I love flying. I meet the most interesting people on airplane.

So fun. I tell them I was in Miss Universe. I have three daughters with three different mothers. I lived in Paris. Oh, and I love a croissant. You're like, it's like you're the person on the airplane that everyone wants to get away from. Yes, you know when people say, oh my God, people just always on their devices. Nobody speaks to each other anymore. People like Julia or why, okay? You need to, even if you're not on your phone, you need to have one as a prop, just in case you're sat next to Julia the cray cray with with the with the eggs in reverse on the plane.

Does that just does a do it doesn't eggs violate the liquid policy? I mean it feels like no, but if you think about it isn't it kind of yes or it doesn't even qualify as liquid on the inside? It's a lot of interesting questions. I don't know because they're different. You know you can have little things of liquid but you can have multiple little things of liquid. So I'm not really sure how it works. Who knows? So closet stuff. So Lisa's dry cleaning closet apparently, you know, is only half done because she doesn't have

machinery to get her suitcase to stand. She has to pull over a couch. Yeah, and God forbid her husband helps out with this. She's like climbing up to get this thing and letting's just sitting there. And she's just pulling options to show him and he's like husband helps out with this. She's like climbing up to get this thing and let me just sitting there and She's pulling options to show him and he's like bored out of his mind like clearly a producer said Lenny Can you just like shoot this one scene with us? He's like sure so yeah, she goes oh my god, honey look This is for the Hamptons right and she's holding up like a

Boosty like a love not lace, like white lace see through boosty a corset thing. And he's like, yeah, I guess so. No, it's just white. Everything she holds up as an option looks like a dream catcher. What about this, did I wear this? And he's like, I don't know, she goes, I'm half naked in this, do you care?

He goes, no. She's, yeah, money's gonna appreciate that I'll be gone, you know, he gets peace and quiet and you know All will be wild when I come home. Let's see how he likes little mistakes those little fuckers Little mistakes So then Todd likes he is not packing. Oh well, you know packing and Todd is like sell you're only bringing one outfit a day Oh, well one suitcase a day, huh? Well, you know, you know, you make fun of me taking sexy bras, but guys are worse.

He's like, no, wait, not, no, wait, not, I don't, I, when I go on a guy's trip on these sexy underwear, she's like, oh, please, guys, guys are worse, okay? You want to see her underwear? They're all sexy. And Frink is like, no, mom, I don't want to see the underwear. Frank, don't torture him like this, like, yeah. So then Grayson, Nicole's kid is on a scooter and just like going to a park and Nicole and Anthony are walking along and Nicole is like, I'm just like not in the mood to go to the Hamptons and like, I want to support, I want to support Larissa, but like, I'm just like drained. I'm drained from talking to my dad. I'm drained about talking, talking to my dad and like I'm drained because I've been like,

I don't know, like 48 hours and I have not mentioned how much were foodies. Oh, good, I just said the word. I feel much better now. I can go. I'm ready. So then Larza is at home and she facetime Scotty, but her kid answers, Justin.

And she goes, oh, hey, what are you up to? And he's like, uh, I'm with dad. She goes, so wait, why are you pausing me? Because they turn off the video on their end. And she's like, um, you can't just pause me. Like, I still have to charge a credit card for this. Okay. That's how it works. She's like, can I have two seconds of your time?

Like Scotty, the sun is like, we're doing things. She's like, well, I'm doing, like, I have a lot of things to do. Also, like, I have to stare at a vase. I have to stare at a curtain. I'm gonna go upstairs then, and I'm just gonna stare at the stairs. I've got a lot of things to do. And he's, Justin's like, but so does dad. She goes, yeah, well, I would do anything

and everything to give you time. Scottie, just talk to me, and he won't. Listen, Laura, you can get do anything and everything to give you. Scotty just talked to me and he won't listen. Larza, you can't drag Scotty onto TV. He doesn't want to do the fucking show. He's not getting paid to do the show. And you can't just drag him in because he's the one who made you famous. Sorry. Yeah.

Not going to work. I like this. Scotty did that. He's like, no, I'm not doing this again. She's made me look like a fucking idiot once and I'm not doing this again. Poor Scotty. He's really been stuck with two major prima donnas in his life, Larsa and Michael Jordan. It's a lot for one person to deal with. And if you don't believe me, watch the last dance. So then Scotty, yeah, he won't talk. So now they all go on the Hamptons and

then they land an at JFK, which is what I noticed him trying really hard to play that Miami filter unsuccessfully. And so now everyone's in a van. And Julia's like, it's only 100 hours, but it's going to take two hours. I'm sorry, only a hundred miles, but it's going to take two hours and 39 minutes to get there. I hope no one flirts with me on the highway.

Oh. And Lisa's like, oh my God, guys, the other night was so fun, but I don't even remember it at all. And Nicole's like, well, you did say something. She goes, oh, really? What did I say? This is so annoying.

This fucking straight person thing. That's like, they get all over the gay person so they can get points for also being hot to gay people. And then the next day, they're like, I don't remember anything. What? I made a whole night till like flirt with Julia and get her into me.

And then now I'm gonna pretend that like nothing happened and I don't remember anything. Oh, that's ridiculous. I just, whether it's like the, you can even trip away the gay part of it. It's just annoying that they all all the same. Like, I don't remember anything. You remember every single thing. What are you talking about? Well, the gay part of it. It's just annoying that they all all the same like I don't remember anything You remember every single thing what are you talking about?

Well the gay part's important for in a little while, okay, so Julie is like well you 100% said my bettich is Julia At least it goes oh my god. That's so embarrassing You don't remember you planned the whole fucking show for everybody to go to I'm not buying it like you also were so Burr during or relatively sober during that part of that like stupid cabaret. Yeah, so Julia tells everybody, oh, so many women come to Martina and talk to her and I can totally read the body language.

They are flirt with her totally, because Martina gave off this guy vibe, you know? And I sit there in the back and I watch and I enjoy it. And so Lisa tells us, she's like, now I'm starting to think it's a game with her. Like how many straight women can I get to the other side? What are you talking about? You're all up in her ass and so is Adriana.

That's also the oldest truth. That's why it's important for the gay thing. That's so fucking gay bathing. It's queer bathing, it's annoying. Well, it's also like one of the old sort of hurtful tropes that like all gay people are just trying to like pray on straight people, which is, you know, like hilarious. Like, definitely not. But like, that's one of the things that I know she was saying it kind of being light and silly, but it's still a trope that's out there that is I think actually kind of is harmful because people actually get beaten up and killed based off of that like paranoia, you know, which always cracks me up. It cracks me up that like for

instance a guy could like whistle at a woman walking by, but if a gay guy happens to look at all at like a straight guy, they risk getting punched in the face and killed. Yeah well straight people do this shit all the time to prove they can get a gay person to like them it's like a punch on their card or something and it's really annoying with her because she's going so far out of her way to make this like ooh bisexual storyline happen it's gross so then in the other car Adri Adriana is like, well, you can put me with her, she's like, well, you can put me with her in a room if you want them, single. And Lexi is like, what do you want to fuck guys

or girls or what? What's going on? Like, who are you going to fuck? And she's like, why do I have to choose? Yeah. And why do we have to care? So then, yeah, about like listening to this storyline about Adriana, like, why do we have, why are we have to care? So then, yeah, about like listening to this storyline,

about Adriana, like why do we have, why are we subject to this? I'm more just offended at the laziness of this storyline than anything else. That's the most offensive part. So then, they arrive at this Montauk House and there's this guy, Brad Gould and Sarah, welcome to the house, welcome, hey guys, let me, come on in. Hey, you might find me on the local cable access show selling Montauk I'm Brad gold. Okay, who wants to check out this house?

Greg gold with the bread and that team So he gives him a tour and I'll tell you one thing this house does not have it has a lot of pretty things about it It's big you know got big rooms and stuff. It's dark. What like are there any lights in this? Are you trying to save electricity? I've never seen a house shot like that. It's all shadows and darkness Well, guess what Ron? Maybe you just don't have an appreciation for good dark for cool architecture because Nicole does she goes If you have any appreciation for cool architecture this house is beautiful. It's got this washed wood outside and he's like Beautiful glass windows as opposed to all those wooden windows you can't see through. And it's like looking over the beach. So if you appreciate cool architecture, you would understand that

they designed a beach to actually be looked over. So it's pretty cool. So now the old room, the old room choosing housewives trope. So Kiki gets her own room. She's like me and my vibrator. So. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's apparently deep in today. Oh my god. Oh my god. So she gets her room room. Well, it's yes, yes, and the it is the old, you know, picking out the rooms. But this one's up being a much more involved, involved Miami fighter. I feel like in some ways a lot of the franchises early on have big fights about picking rooms and then by season 12 they're exhausted by it so they just don't care as much anymore. But Miami's only on season 4 and by all accounts it's really season 1 for a lot of them.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So there's a princess room, and Alexian Mary Sol are gonna room together, and so Lisa wants that room, so they're like fighting with Lisa over it. And then Lars is like, um, but Lisa, you know you're sharing with Gurdie, right? I mean, she's not here tonight, but like you're gonna share with her. And she's like, let's just go look at all the rooms and decide. So, Ariana goes into the primary bedroom.

And she's like, oh, this is ours, because we are sharing. So we are going to stay here. And Julie is like, well, I'm going to stream on because they're going to kick us out of here. And she's like, they're better not, because they're not better than us.

And we're staying here. I'm gonna take off my clothes and jump into the pool. Do you doubt me? I mean jump into the bath tub. Do you do doubt me? Like she doesn't even give Julia a time to have doubt She just like this is what I decided last night. I'm going to do on television So I do it now. So now Adriana just takes off her top. She has enormous breasts and which I'm just like so impressed I'm like deeply deeply impressed like I'm just like, so impressed. I'm like deeply, deeply impressed. Like I'm just so, so, I'm like, wow, wow.

So then, you know what I'm impressed with? The blurring of the boobs. Because they've come up with a new shape to blur the boobs on this show. They get the big boobs blur, and then they put a little triangle at the end for the nipples. So it's like, why are you making it look like she has,

she has like standard for the nipples. So it's like, why are you making it look like she has she has like standard screw size nipples. I didn't notice that but that's funny. So then she gets into the into the bathtub and like again, another moment of like deliberate wackiness. And Julia was like, oh, this is so funny. And so, um, she's like, they're coming, they're coming, stall, they're coming. So then they, they're coming, they're coming. So then, they, they're Bradley's everyone. He's like, all right ladies, let's come see the primary room upstairs. And Mary's was like, that's where I want to be. I mean, look at Adriana, I mean her tints are always out, caulking anybody, I'm gonna have a tachymal shot right here and suck a lollipop at the same time.

Cause I've got personality. Yeah, Marisol is doing really going hard in the props this week and I actually even gave her lollipop of the dazzled Kuzi. I've never seen a lollipop Kuzi before, but Marisol found one. Yeah, she's wacky. So then Lars is like,

Adriana, you're sleeping downstairs with Julia. And then, um, Adrianna is like, splashing them with the bathwater. She's like, you don't think I'll splash you with the bathwater? I will. So she's like, splashing them. And Lars is like, Adrianna, this is my room, dude. She goes, why? She goes, cause I'm hosting, dude, dude like I can't believe you came in here so aggressive dude like so aggressive so aggressive so aggressive so I started to worry I was like oh god are we gonna see a protracted fight about like Adriana or Adriana and Larsa fighting for this room but actually the producers thankfully spare us and give us a different room fight. So we then see, well, we do see some annoying stuff of Julia putting ice on Adriana's chest

and like, again, more flirtation. But ultimately, we wind up now with Laura so it's still assigning rooms. Lisa and Gerdy are going to share a room. And Lisa is like, oh, I don't want to share with anybody. I don't want to share with anybody. She's like, but they're not enough rooms. And Marisol is like, well, there's the garage. You can see the garage. I don't see, but I don't want to share with anybody. She's like, but there are not enough rooms. She goes, and Marisol's like, well, there's the garage. You can see the garage.

I don't see bed, I don't share beds. I don't share beds or rooms with people. It's just not what I do. And Marisol's like, okay, so then we'll bring you your own bed and then you can just stay in one of the rooms. And she's like, no, I can stay in that room. She has no, because that's my room. At least it's like, well, and it's just you staying in that room.

She just, yeah, I'm staying with all my jewelry. That's like $500 worth. So you know how many twisty ties I had to dream of before I came up with that stuff? Okay. Do you know how long it took me to shape that tinfoil even to a seashell. And Lisa's like, yeah, but it's just you.

She's, yeah, but that's the master. And I did all this work like if I came to your house and then we see one week earlier, and Lisa taking the master suite in the penthouse and saying, I don't like sharing, I don't share. Yeah. So Lisa's like, I'm setting my ways. I barely like sharing a room with my husband. So she goes, yeah, I don't share rooms. I don't share. Yeah, so at least it's like, I'm setting my ways. I barely like sharing a room with my husband.

So she goes, yeah, I don't share rooms. I don't share beds. I'm a grown woman. I've never done that. I mean, the irony of her saying I'm a grown woman while refusing to do this very simple thing that most adults would be like, fine, cool, I'll do this. So Lars is like, it's not an option.

Marisol says, I think that, okay, guys, gay eye contact, okay, guys, get eye contact. Okay, get your cockies ready. It's a comic bit. I think picking a room should go from host to eldest to infants. And I'm in the elderly group. So I need to wheelchair accessible room. The walker to the kitchen.

I deserve that. Hmm. Mm hmm. Second Molly, pom. So Lisa's like, I want to stay in a room by myself myself. And she's like, um, you're not listening to her because she's saying that that's not an option. She's like, what, what are you getting snappy with me now? Why are you getting snappy with me?

She's like, no, no, I'm not. I'm not, don't turn it around mama. Don't turn it around. She's like, what are you even saying right now? And then Adriana, this is hilarious. Adriana is, these girls need to get a little less greedy. Like why is it every time Lisa gets the best penthouse, like Larser gets the best whatever? Like no, they're not queen bees.

They need to be a little bit less greedy. She's saying this while she is actively attempting to steal the master bedroom. I know. So she goes, these girls have decided there's a packing order. Miss Larser, for example, she's been MIA for 10 years from this group and she thinks she's gonna come back in and be on top of the packing order. I don't think so. So Lisa's like, you know what, I just like I'll get a hotel. I you know, if you told me I would have gone a hotel and like she's like, oh, like didn't you just say you wanted to share with Larsa?

Oh, but you know, like, you know, when I I caught you, know, at least it's like, why are you trying to fight with me? Why have I, tell me how this is a fight? I'm just questioning it. I'm questioning it. No, she was saying you just said, you said you wanted to show your support for Larsa, because she just wants you. Her point was like, well, then why do you get your own room if I can't get my own room? And Larsa's like, because I'm the host, you don't ask. I thought she was, she was like, I thought she was saying, I thought Alexia was busing her because Lisa's saying, I don't wanna share.

And yet she was down to share the master bedroom with Larsa. Because she said Larsa. No, she was telling Larsa, I get the fuck out, I want the master room. Oh, okay. So Alexia's like,

well, could someone explain to me, if there's a fight, I'm just like, is there's no fight, I'm just questioning it. And Lisa's like, I'm not discussing this anymore. It's like you guys are crazy.

And tries to walk off, but she's so I'm acting nuts and Kiki just goes, I've been drinking coffee all day and I need to kaka, so please, can we get to store it? It's like, Kiki, you can go kaka right now. I was like, I know, but this is too good. Okay, oh my god, oh my god. I don't know what's comes first. Resolution or kaka. I don't know what's comes first. Resolution or a caca, I don't know.

So Nicole says, but you're gonna stay with Gurdie, right? She goes, I would like to stay by myself. And they're like, that's not possible Lisa. She's like, okay, I'm not discussing this, bye. So Marisol's like, she's like, you know, you're making a funny face and it's not funny. She's like, what now? What now? I was like, is this high? So then Alexia is like, chim, she's like, you know, you're making a funny face and it's not funny. She's like, what now? What now?

I was like, is this how, so then Alexia is like, uh, chimed in. I think at this point, they've relocated to a bedroom. Maybe I don't remember. Yeah, they're in a bedroom. They're in, um, Alexia and Mary Souls room. So Alexia's like, so are you staying? She's, you know what, Alexia, you're taking a tone with me and I don't like it. I was like, what?

What is my tone? What? She's, you've been snapping at me. She's like, she's like, I haven't, like, I haven't, what? What is my tone? What? She's, you've been snapping at me. She's like, I haven't, I haven't. Like, you're trying to turn it into that and like, you're acting super immature and super rude. And like, I don't know why she's upset with me. Like, I love her.

Like, she's my friend. Like, let's go. But like, I let it out. But like, I let it go. But she can't insult me. She can't insult me. So then Nicole's there. Now Nicole's there.

Right. So Nicole goes, who cares? Why can't we just let this go? And Alexie's like, I let it go, but she can't be rude to me. So then Larsa is knocking on the bathroom because Lisa has gone into the bathroom. And so she's like, Lisa, it's Larsa. She's like, this is exactly why I need my own room

because you bitches don't know how to leave me alone. And Nicole's like, I'm not like that. Like my friends are upset. I'm like, hey, what's wrong? Are you a foodie also? And then, like, you have a conversation about it. Yeah, like everyone here is super combative. And Alexi goes, oh, really?

You talk to your friends like that? And Nicole goes, okay, but like, you talk to a friend in a normal tone. I mean, like, you take it, Alexi, you take it from here to here. And Nicole tells us that there's an energy in this group that's not nice. And the friends who have been friends longer

have this sense of entitlement, which means like the original cast members, obviously. And so Lisa's like, I felt attacked. And Alexia goes, well, if you felt attacked, I'm sorry. And so Nicole is like, you know the new ones, they just, they act like, they feel like the the new ones, they just, they act, like, they feel like the new one should be grateful, just to be friends with them.

And that's like not how groups work. So, Larza says, actually it is. Yeah. But I get it. I get what you're saying, and I agree with you. But, I mean, that is kind of how group energy is. It's like you're new. All right, sit in the back.

So, Larza's like, okay, there's plenty of room I mean look how big these rooms are like even if we put a bed here you should be able to sleep by yourself You'll be okay. All right. You'll be okay So Lisa's like okay fine if you want me to sleep on the sofa I will you win guys you win and the cool goes well Maybe we should just put everyone's name in a hat and Mary saw says no We're not doing names in a hat mom's and so all right. I did not come with that prop Yeah, it's like like what I'm like oh well, you know Peter like like what am I doing here?

Like maybe I should be a Miami wedding planning. I mean because this isn't fun. Okay, well, you know because I have a wedding You know and I'm no venue, you know because I have a wedding, you know, and I haven't planted yet, you know and it's stressful You know, I can keep saying this over and over again if you want, you know because I have a wedding, you know, and I have no venue, you know, because I have a wedding You know and I haven't planned it yet, you know, and it's stressful, you know I can keep saying this over and over again if you want, you know So Nicole tells her, you know lady my love you have been snapped Nicole fuck off Like this isn't even about you. Why are you even in this fight? Like stop trying to be relevant? So which is sorry that so the housewives have really gotten into my blood stop trying to be relevant So Nicole, yeah, she's like you've been snappy and Alexi is just yeah because I don't have time for nonsense sorry that so the housewives have really gotten into my blood. Stop trying to be relevant. So Nicole, yeah, she's like, you've been snappy.

And Alexie says, yeah, because I don't have time for nonsense. She's, it's not nonsense though. She goes, it is. Larsa is inviting us here. And she goes, yeah, but you've been snappy. I mean, you're being like a hairy spider. She says in Spanish. Yeah.

And Alexie goes, what did I say? And Nicole's like, you know, I can't look, for instance, I came and I said hi to you and you were like, hey, and then I was sitting next to Larsa. And you were like, hey Larsa comes next to me. And you were like, come take a picture of me. And Alex is like, yeah, and then we see a flashback of the three of them at like a club.

And it's exactly that. It's literally like, like just saying, hey Larsa, come over here. Hey, Nicole, you take a picture of the two of us. And Nicole's just like so salty that there was never a moment of like okay now you be in it too Right, and so she's like it felt very mean girl like I'm the queen bee your mind minion take my photos And then we cut to the collapse like um, you know, I'm queen being your mind minion take my photos And the other day I like then I was like wanted to watch something with Grayson So day, I like, then I was like, wanted to watch something with Grayson, so we were put on minions, and I was like,

oh my god, this is just like so rude. Like, why would they like make a movie about how Alexa treats me? Like, that's just so rude. So Nicole's like, well, I've noticed that you're on a short fuse, and Alexia says, oh, and you're perfect, you're perfect. Okay, okay, you're perfect then.

She goes, no, I'm not saying that. And Alexia goes, well, that's my personality, and I love it. I love it. I'm cracked up. I'm like, I cannot believe in the like 15 or 16 years of house on something on the air that no one has ever said that before.

Like when someone's saying like, you think I'm not just, well, that's my personality. And I love it. I love my personality. Like that was like one of the funniest lines I've ever heard and it so encapsulates everything about everything on Bravo TV. Yeah, so then Julie is like,

La, la, la, la, la, la, I just left my farm. My chickens get a lot better than that. And Mary so's like, hold up, everyone. Listen, you don't know. Now this is Mary soul's real personality. You know her fake personality is this new like drag queen jokes while she carries glittered cups and has lollipops to suck on and say blow jobs all the time.

But this is her real personality. Hold up everyone. Everyone, you don't know what's going on in Alexia's life. Her wedding location fell through. And Alexia's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You know, that's all guys. She's really just like the ass kissing minion.

She really is. She is the minion. And everyone is hugging Alexia. As if Alexia, you know, just went through the biggest tragedy in the world. And this is a woman who has gone through the biggest tragedies in the world. And she's just like balling

because her venue hasn't come through. And so she's losing her mind. They're all hugging her. It is really, it's so over the top. It's like perfect. And so, so then her mind. They're all hugging her. It is really, it's so over the top. It's like perfect. And so, um, so then, uh, so then Marisol's like, I don't like how Nicole was going after my best friend. Okay. She's at our worst time. I'm like, this is not like this is worst time. This is definitely not like this is worst time. Yeah. Someone who decided to agree to a wedding venue

like wet three weeks before their wedding or whatever friend is, is having trouble with a wedding venue? She was a money wouldn't do it. So, but Mary still is like, well, she's messing with my friend and I'm gonna show her it's going down. So then, Alexia and Nicole have this sort of like urgently nervous reconciliation where Alexia is like, know what like I'm I'm argumentative and I'm like not sorry for being that way And I'm like I'm like I'm like I frustrated attorney because I always want to go to law school because my dad passed away

I'm like I love how she can just like launch into a biography at like a moment's notice when you don't expect it at all Like in the middle of a fight like oh well. You know I want to be an attorney but like my dad passed away And then we had like a pet and we had a dog and the dog put the mail in man's way to put the dog down And then we never got married for like a year so we had to see I went to see the post office so then it was like a really big drama. We almost got in trouble with the federal courts So anyway, you know, that's my life so Adriana's like Listen, we're all strong. We all stand our ground. Let's move on and like she says, you know

I bring the call into this group and a few weeks later She's up Lisa's ass like I don't even know how this happened, but I'm like what the hell is going on? So then Alexi and Mary solar alone. I'm Mary souls like I'm winding those two becomes so funny, buddy This is this was like a bullshit conversation Yeah, Alex is like do you see how life is Nicole the one who talks so much shit about her. Okay, do you see how like, do you see how life is? Nicole, the one who talks so much shit about her. Okay, do you see how life is? Do you see how life is? Okay.

She's drinking the Lisa Kool-Aid. Okay, and I'm gonna call her out on it. And you too. She tells her, you too. You're gonna do it too, Mary Sal. Mary Sal's like, got it on it. All right, she's on it, boss. She literally issues a command.

Yeah. So then Julia is unpacking and she's like, look at this swimsuit. This is 1991 Miss Universe. I was walking in Las Vegas in Miss Universe. I can still feel in. Like, why did you bring this on the strip? You just want to talk about you're in Miss Universe. That is the sole reason why you brought this bathing suit. So there are eggs. Eggs. Like this is Mod Girl.

She never do. Her priority list for packing is not great. So Alexia and Marisol are outside and Marisol is like, oh, it's soundfucking gorgeous out here. And Alexia says, well, you know what? It's so immature in childish. Like, you get why we act this way because I have so many things going on

in my personal life right now. And Marisol goes, hey, those are my shoes, hawker. Because I guess Alexi is trying to like move something. Which is notable because it's a Marisol saying that we're hooker, which becomes a bon of contention later. So she's saying, of course, I know what you're going through, Alex and I have so much going on in my personal life.

She's like, well, you know what? We can just like sleep out here and so gorgeous. And she goes, I don't mind. You know what? Like Alexi is just going on and on about her own problem. So Adriana comes out and she's like, I'm glad you spoke to your mind because you're correct. And she goes, thank you.

You know, we still don't have a venue. The hotel couldn't accommodate it. And she's like, oh, the wedding planning is so stressful. Do you have any maybe boats that your friends have, that maybe aren't remodeled yet? Something like that? Yeah, it's just like, well, lucky for us, like, Todd is like resolved with,

as far as we're all resolved, as far as Peter and Todd go. And they're in a good place but it was like super intense and like emotional and like it was just like a lot and like I feel like Todd might have thought that like you know that I picked Peter's eye but like you know I know the pain that he has and it's like Alexia don't worry we've seen the first five episodes of the show Alexia we've we get it. It's always we got it. Yes. It's hardest for you. Alexia, we all get it. Okay.

She goes, but even if I didn't have any of that, I still would've called that Lisa. It's okay. That's all you needed to say. So later, Shester, they're cooking, and Julia calls Martina. And she's like, oh, Martina, Adrienne came in. It was hilarious. She went into bath. And Martina's like, oh, Martina, Adrienne came in, it was hilarious. She went into bath and Martina's like, hmmm, well you just can't leave a bath trouble

oh my god, listen, I have typhoon coming. Oh, at this particular moment I wish I were there to having typhoon, even though my stomach is rambling, mainly because if it is female posmits, maybe she will flirt with you and I can watch. Okay, weirdo, it's just Pantai. Hmm. So I love the concept of like Martina and Nevratelova just ordering Thai food in. I don't know why, like I just, the idea of like Martina just, just ordering, like, just sort of like, uh, I'll have some red curry

and like, you know, tie iced tea and, uh, maybe some chicken satay and you can just bring it to my house. Like, I don't know why, just such a normal thing that I feel like so many of us do. I just don't think Martina Nevarato-Lova does that too, but she does. I wonder if she does the thing like a lot of us do where she goes. I'll take the pad tie. I mean, I know that's basic. I'm sorry, but I really do love it. Okay, ma'am, and can I get your name? 10S icon, Martina Navratalova, and if you deliver this to Steffi Graf's house,

again, I swear to God, I'm gonna burn down your restaurant. My name is Steffi Graf is a slut. Okay, thank you. My name is Steffi Graf, she'd never been allowed into Wimbleton in the first place, thanks, seeing about 40 minutes So Kiki and Nicole are talking on the balcony now and of course like can you fill me and on what happened with Adriana? And she's like didn't you see she was butt naked just no, I didn't see I was too busy dealing with like that other fight

Just she has nice teeth though, so I don't blame her. I love teeth. Oh, I love tits almost much. I love going gaga so I love teats. Oh, I love teats almost much. She's a love-go-and-caca. So, and the cool goes, yeah, she got those from Lanny. Just really? I need to go see Lanny. Oh my God. Ha-ha. Commissars, here comes one right now. So, Marisol's now, Marisol and Alex,

you're doing makeup on their bed. And Marisol is looking at the picture of her mom. And she's like saying how she missed her mom. And if Elsa were there, she'd just tell everyone to fuck off. And so we got some flashbacks and memories of Elsa. And then Alexia's like, oh yeah, oh, but you know, Elsa, she would have checked a few people tonight. That's for sure.

You know, Elsa. So then everyone's getting ready and Todd and Alexi are talking on the phone. And she tells them that they've been fighting over rooms and the Lisa didn't like her room. And you know, she wanted to own and fuck everyone else, like fuck everyone else. And Todd's like, you know what? Like there's only so many rooms for so many people. It's me! It's me!

You know what? There's only so many rooms for so many people. It's me! It's me! And so they're talking, Lex is having this conversation in the main living room on the phone. And then there's a knock at the door and it's Danny who is Lisa's hairstyle.

And Nicole opens the door and gets Danny and is like hug and Alexis watching this and getting so mad. She's just getting so angry. She's like, you brought the Pelacuerro from Miami to the Hamptons to do your hair. Like, how much of a diva are you? How much of a diva are you?

It's the idea of me, oh. And so Nicole's like, oh, Danny, think out your hair. She's really struggling. She's had a rough day. He's like, oh, show me to the poor baby. And Alexis, I just can't, just pray for me, Todd. Okay, I don't know how I'm gonna make it. He's like, yeah, well, you know what,

everything's good here. I'm like, oh, well, how nice for you. Okay. Yeah, we just, we just ordered some food. There was a little bit of a mix up. I got, I got a box of food that said, Steffi Graff biggest slut in the world. I didn't understand it, so I had to send it back.

Okay. So Mary so I was like, oh my God, Lisa's hair drops her out here. I can't, I can't with these. And so Lisa says, she tells her hairdresser, she's like, if anyone has a problem looking good, they're just not my type of person. Because I do. And then she smirks. Yeah, it's, that's a no.

I'm liking this kind of Disney villain side to Lisa. I like it, but it's also totally, like it, like, it's that's a no I'm liking this kind of Disney villain side to Lisa. I like it but it's also totally like it like it's irrational. They're just having dinner at the house. Yeah, it's irrational, but like it's Lisa. So it's like nice to see something from Lisa because usually it's just like, letty sucks and I just want everyone to get along. Let's usually also get. So it's kind of funny seeing her take this role. So Alexia is saying that at least that's no regards for anybody and if you tell her anything, she's like, oh my god, you're attacking me. And I'm like, oh wow, that sounds fun.

Okay, I'm hungry, honey. I'm gonna go now. She's like, okay, Poppy, I miss you. Say I had to, well, no Peter for me. So now they all are, there's like lots of lobsters and muscles and tramps. It looks amazing. And all the women are gathering.

And they're all these like, beautiful dresses. And they, they all look very lovely. And Lars is like, I feel like it's gonna be so much fun right now. The rest of the trip, I mean, it has to get better. And Kiki's like, well, you know, Julia's crazy. Julia's crazy. Like, she's crazy like, ha, ha. Like, ha, ha, that comes out like in the wrong places.

Like, she's crazy. Julia's like, oh, that would be how crazy I am. And, um, Mars, it tells the chef, so what are we cooking today? And he goes, seafood. Do you want to take over? And she's like, um, no, you look like you know what you're doing. I just love the attitude. He's like, you, you want to try this lady? Go ahead. It's like,

jeez, even the chefs are ready to fight today. Yeah. So everyone's basically ready except for Lisa who's doing her makeup. So they just decide to start and, um, you know, they, they are all like, they all gather around, they do cheers, and Lisa's like, Lisa's still like, she's talking to her gay, because he is basically there not to do her hair, but to just agree with literally anything that she says. She's like, yeah. So I think that's why they all have the hairdressers. I don't even give a shit about their hair and makeup.

It's just to have somebody to agree with them at all times. That's almost like the role of like a personal hair stylist. He says like, I mean, there's no excuse to lash out at anyone because you're stressed and Danny is like, mm-hmm, like you're not hurting anyone. Like, yes, girl, yes. Hey, you know I'm called for the harm, girl. So they sit to eat and everyone starts with the seafood and stuff and then Lisa

comes in and it's not really that tense. I mean, it's kind of a weird setup. But I thought it was odd that like she did all this stuff, you know, she was so late because she had to do her hair and her makeup and then she shows up and she's actually the most underdressed out of all of them because they're all in like very lovely dresses And she just like jeans in the little top That's funny that you were the latest and the most intense about your glam and yet you're you're sort of like out of sync with the way that everyone else is dressed So like she's like okay, what the hair looks like I did dry shampoo. I didn't have a mirror my mirror was Mary's I'm like you like these and she said, where that?

I said, why are you crying? And she said, because I'm your mirror. And I'm stressed, my life is dramatic. And I said, wow, I don't look good. I've got a change. And she said, out. And I said, what? I said, mirror here on the wall.

Who's the fairest of the mall? Because it's really hard to be fair. Because there's a lot of things in life is unfair. Like I can tell you, life is so unfair like this one time. I want to take Peter to the dry cleaners and they were closed for the day. And I was like, the whole day I was supposed to be getting dry cleaners and then it's like now what was he gonna wear like what's you Where like life is unfair? Am I right like it's really hard mirror? So they and it goes like so key key are you gonna work out with us? She goes work out? Oh

Let me know let's do some squats Cool goes wow, I can't believe you look like that without working out. She's like, thank you. You know, but I'm skinny, but I'm still not toned. And Mary so I was like, all right, let's play a game. Who here do you trust the least? Oh, subtle Mary so great. Mary so you've had 10 years off. You couldn't like come up with anything. Could you like at least try a little harder like maybe truth or dare or like never have I mean I'm sick of truth and dare and never have I ever on Bravo, but like at least at least try to gamify it a little bit more than just saying who do you trust the least God you're making Lisa Rina look like the queen of subtlety. What the hell. So Julia's

like myself. And then I actually trust Julia the least also because she brings eggs in her schnull bag on a plane. So Lisa gets that's a good answer. Emery goes, no, you have to pick someone. And Lisa says, I plead the fifth because like, I'm not here to start a war. And Kinky says, who do you trust the most that? Because that's more positive. And Lisa's like, I'm just too tired.

I'm not going there. And so Nicole's like, this is divisive. And Larsis says, I don't trust any of these fucking bitches just kidding. So they're basically like, Marisol, why don't you start because you obviously want to start something. So she goes, OK, I think I trust Nicole the least. Yeah, yeah.

And Nicole gets kind of a shaky glass in her hand like O.T.s like you're just like shoved on stage at karaoke that's exactly what I don't think she was prepared for this at all Yeah, so Mary sells yeah because she had the nerve to say something to Mary Sills friend right so now she's they're gonna put her through it so Mary Sills like yeah now everyone's interested hmm gonna put her through it. Summarous soul is like, yeah, now everyone's interested. Hmm. So, look, I know you've talked a lot of shit about Lisa. I know you talked a lot of shit about Larsa.

Basically, anyone with an L at the start and an A at the end of their name. So, yeah, you've talked a lot of shit about the Louvre Museum. I've heard about that too. Also, Lollabies, apparently you don't do Lollabies for your kid. Wow. Wow. So Nicole's like, name the occasion then, name the occasion. No, and she goes, and, um, and,

might as well as like kind of Artie losing steam. And Nicole goes, no, you're going to stand on your pants. What'd she say? I wrote, you're going to stand on your pants. I don't know what the art of your point, probably. I think she's like, give an example then. Give an example. And she's like, well, you and your husband made fun of Lisa's house. I know a lot of people you know,

and you and your husband talk a lot of shit about Lisa and Lenny. And Marisol tells us, I'm a good friend and a gay icon. And I was told by friends friends and she's not my friend Like Nicole is quite sneaky and everyone needs to know who we're sharing this home our roof and our food with I'm like she's not gonna poison you but burn down the house for crying out loud. Oh my gosh So much talking shit about their friends. I can't believe it So there's dramatic music and everyone's just kind of staring around awkwardly because this is so awkward, you know, Mary saw is like... Mary saw is why they're

on peacock. I'm telling you right now. Mary saw is like that kind of person that they're like, we can't put Mary saw on Bravo. Like she's so embarrassing. Put her on peacock. Yeah, so they, yeah, so basically, and on top of that, you also know that Larsa and Lisa are dumb enough to fall for this because it's I mean So clunky how she's trying to pit these people together against each other So Mara saw something close I will give me an example and he said well, you know, she said she's tacky I don't like the way she dresses. I don't like her house And it was like no the only thing I said was that her floor slippery and we almost ate shit It's a lot more than that you know what you said you're also talked about

Larza She's like well, I told Larza to her face the first time I heard the only fan's thing I said why would this girl do this and then my I did my due diligence and I looked it up She's um of Yama I know a lot of people who know you, and they's, and you called her a hooker. Okay, okay. First of all, knowing people who know people isn't a fight.

You didn't hear any of this stuff, and it's not fair of you to bring up shit that other people said without saying their names. Like, that's not fair. Second, all of this is true. Lisa is tacky. Yes. She dresses tacky. Yes. Her house is fucking tacky. Yes. And Martha is kind of a hooker. I mean, it's okay to be a hooker. I don't think it's like a flair or a bad word, but I mean,

where's the lie? That's my question. Where's the lie? So Nicole is like, she's like, well, when she posted what she's doing on OnlyFans page, she said, this is my body, this is who I am. And I actually think like more women should own who they are. And Marisa goes, that's like, well, when she posted what you're doing on only fans page, she said, this is my body, this is why I am. And I actually think like more women should own who they are. And Marisol goes, that's not what you said. And Nicole goes, I didn't. That's the whole point. And we actually, now you know that the producers are on Nicole's side because they gave her a flashback to support

her case. So Marisol is like, if anyone has anything about me, it's that I don't talk shit at all. I'm like, oh, yes, Marisol, you don't tell, never, never once if you talk to anyone. Right. The pillar of virtuosity, Mary Sol. So she's like, yeah, well, she said,

Larza is a hooker and she didn't want to be associated with her. And Alexi is like, I'm going to let them have it out. And at the end, I'm going to them have it out. And at the end, I'm gonna tell you how I feel about it. Yeah, that's how conversations were. Thanks Alexie. Thanks for the spoiler. Alexia and Mary saw that move this episode. They're looking like total dopes. Oh, I'm gonna talk. And then she's gonna talk. And then they're gonna talk. And then I'm gonna talk

from when I talk. I'm gonna give my opinion. And then someone else will talk. And eventually will come back to me and I'll talk some more. So just wait. Oh, she wants to talk. Then I'm gonna talk, and when I talk, I'm gonna give my opinion, and then someone else will talk. And eventually it'll come back to me, and I'll talk some more. So just, just to wait. Well, she wants to talk, then I'm gonna talk. What do you think about that? Guess what? When I'm thirsty, I'm gonna pick up my glass, I'm gonna drink out of it, and then they'll talk. Let's talk about that. So Mary so I was like, well, you're just all buddy-buddy with everybody, and I just don't trust it. That's what I'm saying.

I don't trust it. That's what I'm saying. I don't trust them. Nicole goes, well, if I had to say one negative thing about Lisa, I would say stylistically, we're very different. And Larsa goes, that's a negative. I mean, you could be blind and know that Lisa's got the best taste in her house. Yikes. And Nicole's like, it's not that it's better or worse, it's just different. Just I know but for me to say that That's like crazy like you know something that's crazy is I know a lot of people who know you and they told me that you were

Married to a guy who's literally a school teacher and he was broke and then as soon as you met this new one You were gone just because he was successful in rich. Oh really Larson. Oh, I'm so Larson Pippin Larson coming after it coming after someone for being a user? I'm sorry Lursa Pippin, I forgot that period of your life when you and Scotty were high school lovers because you weren't. Okay, you guys met in 1995, he was already a huge superstar. So don't talk about how Nicole married up when you are still like everything that you've gotten in your life has been because you've kept that pippin name. And then went from that to leach off the Kardashians and then went from that to leach off of like anybody with any kind of faint.

She could she could be a photographer. Yeah, literal leeches. She found leeches and she's like, I wanna do that too. Hahaha. Please, I love that Larza comes out this one too, as the Larza we all know. Yeah, she's been real quiet. She's been real quiet, but like for her of all people

to shade Nicole from marrying, you know, like leaving a poor guy to marry a rich guy and Larza Pippin is married to Scotty Pippin, like no, no, no, it doesn't work that way. And also it's so typical Larza because she goes from bad to just worse. Then she just gets away worse. And Nicole's quiet, just like, what the hell?

And Larza goes, yeah, like, I never judge you for that. Never. You did, because you're saying it now. That's my face. And you're shaming her about it in front of other people. Yes, you are. My favorite is when people like when people pull that move like you're an extreme slot and you married for money and you killed someone, but I never brought that up.

People do that. It's so funny. I never sh ashamed you. So Nicole goes, okay, yes, there was Lenny, and we were separated for two years, and Lisa goes, his name is Lenny, just, yeah, Lenny. So we were separated two years before I met Anthony, and Laura goes, yeah, and I never judged you for that. And Nicole goes, yeah, well, same to you. Just no, no, the fact that you were like talking beforehand

about me to other people, she was, but I didn't. She goes, then how does she know about it? She said, because we had a conversation about it, so she knew where my mind was at. Because, and then we see the conversation at the pool party, which is probably where Mary-Soul is getting this from. And she's like, and as a matter of fact,

I logged into OnlyFans to get control of my misconceived notions. And I fucked my own shit, okay? I apologized and I said it on a public platform. I was wrong and I don't have a problem with that. And we all make mistakes. And you know what? If anyone's gonna sit here and say

that they don't judge people based on what they look like or what they put on their social media, you're all full of shit. And which is true, because they're all acting like they're not judgey and this is like such a judgey group. And Alexia then of course turns it turns this into about her and like supporting her previous argument. Oh well you know what? I'm like glad you're getting agitated because like when I defend my ideas you criticize me that I'm

aggressive and all that and like now that you have the same kind of behavior because like you know when you feel passionate about something like you are about being you know saying calling everyone slots because you call that one a slot because you're judgy. I'm just so glad you found it, you're passionate about something. And it goes like, yeah, because Mary Souls coming after me. And then she tells us, what a coincidence that after I stand up to Alexia, Mary Soul, all the sudden has this rumour she wants to dispel. So she goes, you know what, I met you and I was fucking pleasantly surprised, okay? Larsa and you too, Lisa, and I even told you you surprised me.

And Larsa goes, yeah, but why are we surprising? Like, we're amazing. It was, Larsa, that is funny. Like, when you say this, someone I was pleasantly surprised, that is a little bit of a dink. So Lisa is like, she's like, well, I do adore you now. But this is a little hurtful, but like, what is it about me that makes you think that I was this person that you don't think I am now?

I'm like she probably watched Television and saw you over the years and was like, oh, this is a monster. That's why What yourself out there? So she's like I didn't think anything of you as a person and Larsa says why would you judge us? I mean, you had a child out of wedlock. I don't judge you. That is judging her. Yes. Who says that to somebody? Oh, well, Julia's like, well, at least would honestly never come out of my mouth. And it's not because I had three children with three different fathers while never being married to them. How can you judge someone else's life? She's like, I want, it's like, well, since no one's judging me in this fight, I'll just judge myself and my conventional

because I want to be part of this. And Julie says, why throw Nicole under the bus together? And Lars says, like, well, I don't have to sit at the same table and be cool with you because you're not perfect, my friend. It's like, oh, I love that it's like always back to the table. It's always high school. I don't have to let you sit at my table, bitch. Look, I know I'm not perfect, you guys. And Larsie goes,

well, I could take photos and feel good about myself, but I couldn't feel good about myself if I had a kid with someone I wasn't married to. I mean, that's just how I grew up. And so, fuck off. And did you ever say any of this to your Kardashian friends? Because that's kind of a trend over there. That's just how I grew up. And so, fuck off. And did you ever say any of this to your Kardashian friends? Because that's kind of a trend over there. Yeah. Judgy little hooker. So then Lisa's like, yeah, I said it hooker.

So Lisa's like making some sort of noise. And like, and Larsha, you know what, stay out of it like you normally do. Lisa's like, Larsha, Larsha. Don't talk to me like that. Okay. And she's like, it's okay. Keep switching teams. Keep switching teams. I'm like, Lisa, Lisa was on. I don't think I saw Lisa switching teams at all. In fact, so Nicole is like, you know what, Larsa, everyone has misconceived notions. And Lisa's like, who's switching teams? Who's switching teams? Who's switching teams? Yeah, I think that Nicole called it. I think the, the, the, the original cast is like, we're not going to let any of these new girls come for us, you know?

Because now they're all going to go for Nicole over this stupid, Mary, Mary soul of all people. It's like the most Luke warm, like, or what am I trying to say? Milk toast, the rumor of all time. Like you said that someone on OnlyFans was loose or whatever, you know. So anyway, so it totally worked, right? So Nicole's like, everyone has misconceived notions sometimes. Switch teams, then Lisa, just switch teams. And Lars is like, well, if someone said something bad about you

I would never allow it and Lisa goes yeah, but she didn't so I don't know what you're talking about and so Marisol's making noises like no this happened so it ran us like Marisol peel the whole banana peel the whole banana So then Marisol's like okay, so you didn't say she was a hooker and it calls like, I don't use that word. Marisol's like, hmm, someone will see that you said that and they will call you out eventually. So there you go, Nicole, be careful at some points in your life. Someone will say, wait a second, you did say that you said, call someone a hooker. So he's scared. Oh, yeah, well, they have the nets to say it on TV because right now they can't even be mentioned. So Mary soul's like, well, she thinks like she just won something.

She's telling us in her diary room. So in the first night of the group trip, it's going honky-dory. And she lasts while drinking from her glitter thermos. She is so fucking lame. I can't. You're still lame. You're as lame as avid lady. So Nicole goes, can't, you're still lame. You're as lame as avat lady. So Nicole goes, Marisol, you're bored in your life and you're trying to make

yourself relevant by talking shit. I mean, even Alexia, your best friend, threw you onto the bus and said, oh, she got married because she need to make herself relevant. And Alexia goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Alexia goes, do you? No, I didn't. Do you? She doesn't say no, I didn't say it. She said, I just didn't, I didn't say it to you. And she said, did you not just up to you? What did I say? No, I didn't.

I didn't say that. She said, oh, okay, that is so true. I believe that Alexia said that 100%. Yeah. She goes, I would never say that first of all because it's not true. And like Marisol got married because she was in love with Steve. And Steve was a great guy, a very great, relevant guy. I totally believe that Alexa is that.

And then Lars of all people goes, it's hard to be friends with someone who's judgmental. Oh, get out of your larsa, Pippin, for a client, get out of here. Especially when they're not married and having babies like trash. I think it's really, really hard. So Nicole's like, well, it's not just mental to have different opinions.

You know, people can have different opinions without arguing about it. She goes, oh yeah, well, you're coming at me with opinions. I actually have an opinion on you before you have an opinion on me. And I don't even have an opinion on you. I think she's getting lost in her. Lost in her in her diss. I think she was trying to say, like, I always have opinions before even people,

and guess what? You're so irrelevant that I don't even have an opinion on you. But you know what's funny about? Larsa saying, like, I should have an opinion on you before you have an opinion on me. Is her basically saying, like, I should be judgmental before you. Like, I don't understand the logic here So here's my note about Larsa God she's still a fucking war on she is so then Mary Mary soul I can't know whenever you told me Alexi is a hucker though

She's well I'm telling you right now Alexi told me that you only got married to make yourself relevant and it's convenient And I put that shit on my son's life and that's how real I am And she goes, Juan, guess what? Oh really? Are you gonna put it on your life? You didn't say it Alex yeah because I put it on my son's life because that's how real I am Alex just by the way you come to talk to me a lot of shit about Larsa you said she was a home wrecker Yeah, but that's like Could be true

It feels like it tracks with the rest of her personality We don't know if it's true, but it feels like it's within the realm and Alexia By the way, Alexia does not deny that she said it. She goes, I don't know if I said that so So Nicole's like she's like it's question like she's saying all these things are questions and Larsha goes Nicole you're a big mouth and you talk a lot of shit and you need to watch your fucking mouth. Nicole's like, I don't have a big mouth because you talk a lot of shit about everyone clearly

and it's not cool. So stay in your fucking lane. You've been here for five seconds. I'm like, Larsha, you've been here for like six seconds. Okay, let's not act like if you are some icon of Bravo. You're not. You're on the low rated first season of the show. Yes you got on here because your husband is famous and then you got fired or quit because

you were so hated at that I mean hey Ted you were so hated and now you're acting like you're some veteran housewife give me a plate okay so I googled Larza Pipp and home record because you know we don't follow all of the you know TMZ shit with the Kardashians and they're off, you know They're brand-new friends or whatever that words coming up a lot today So Larza Pippin is this is from all about the tea Larza Pippin has gotten herself into deep shit the estranged wife of NBA legend Scotty Pippin has been labeled a home racker After going public with NBA star Malik Beasley or Malik Beasley.

Not sure how you pronounce it. Who is still married? Now Malik's wife is threatening Larsa to keep it cute or there will be problems. As reported in early December, photos showed a brawlous Larsa Pippin 46 walking hand in hand Armin Arm with Minnesota Timberwolves guard Malik Beasley 24. Photos world online showing the pair walking alongside each other during an outing in Miami. I love how shady that is.

A brawless larsa pipin. And for the record, by the way, the home record is the guy. It's not larsa. But... Yes, I agree with you. I agree. And also all about the tee, I think is... is not great for the reasons. I just picked the first link, okay everybody there.

That's fine. So Larsa is like staying in your lands for 5 fucking seconds and in the background Kiki. It's been saying this so much I'm not even hearing her anymore she's going, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god Larsa goes, Kiki, keep saying, oh my god, keep saying it. She goes, Oh my god, oh my god. Keep saying it. Just, oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, oh my god. Talking all this shit in your hair for five seconds, keep talking your shit.

Okay, talk shit. You did talk shit. So just apologize and move the fuck on. That's where we're at at this point. Okay. And Nicole's mouth is just wide open like God. And Julia says, Nicole is taking it in such great grace and dignity. I probably would have blown up like fire, which I haven't said today.

So Nicole's not going to apologize. And Lisa is now trying to drag Adriana into it. She's like, what about you Adriana? Essentially, she's just trying to like, be Adriana. Adriana goes, no, I'm done today, baby. I already shot my scene. I have nothing to do. It's already shot my scene. I have nothing love to do. It's not about my call, Marrow. It's not about call, Marrow. It's not about call, Marrow. I feel much better after my bath.

So Julie is like, I hate to be in this person, this vanilla, but I believe everyone should be given the benefit of the doubt. She said she did not say that word and we love her. She said she did not. At least it's like, listen, I have to be honest, I'm not say that word and we'd love her. She said she did not. At least it's like, listen, I have to be honest, I'm not even that mad because I'm mature enough to know that people have opinions of me. Like, people think that the entire swingers, that we cheat, that we like, you know, look, like really, why would they think that? Like last week, you just took everyone to like the sexy club and said, Julia was your fetish and to take an almond out of your mouth with her mouth.

Where would they get that idea? She goes, the most horrible things about a person have been said about us. And because you know why? Because we put ourselves out there. And just like Larissa puts herself out there in a sort of sludder way, just like we all put ourselves out there, once people get to know me,

every misconception will change because I know who I am and I'm a god damn great, albeit vapid person. Cheers. Which I really loved from Lisa. I think she redeemed herself pretty quickly. And so everybody does. But yeah, I like that she was ultimately like, you know what, I'm really not that mad.

But you know, she is aware that she's putting this image that she has ultimately like, you know what, I'm really not that mad, but, you know, she is aware that she's putting this image that she has out there. She is very public. She has these big parties. She's been on TV. She's managed to somehow stay in headlines over all these years for usually awful things. And so, like, yeah, when that happens,

people are gonna get certain preconceived notions of who you are. So you kind of can't be mad at someone for having preconceived notions if you are putting it out there. Oh, right. But she's not, so it's okay. And then Lars is like, guys, tomorrow, we're gonna have a great day.

We're going boxing, girdies coming. Hopefully no one will get pregnant when they're not married. That would be disgusting. So not judging, not judging though. Yeah, and Lars is like, and I'm gonna make French toast, which by the way, I don't wanna have Lars' French toast.

I just feel like it'll be all like low-cal, horrific ingredients like bread that's gonna crumble with like one touch of the fork. And Julia's like, and I'm bringing eggs for tomorrow. It has little lipstick on it, very cute. So then Alexia and Lisa and Mary Sol are in Mary's room. Mary Sol's room. And Mary Sol's like, well, I'm sleeping like a damn baby because I got my piece out and

got my cockies. It's gonna be good. Yeah, and they just sort of are being silly there in the bedroom as the episode draws. I love that Mary Sol thinks she came out the winner in this. What a dick. I know, I know. Well, that was the episode. Everyone, thanks so much for listening.

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