Watch What Crappens - RHOM: My Left Out Foot - Live from Scottsdale

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Thank you, C.M. Thank you guys so, so much for being here.

You guys are so loud, I love it. I'm Mike Wesson on. I apologize, oh my God, Arizona. Thank you, it is so good to be here when it's not 900 fucking degrees. Yeah. I've never been to Phoenix like this. I was like, what a lovely place. I walked all the way from the target to here.

I walked from the target to here to back to the target. Steloris is shopping. Yeah, my Uber driver said that it is the high season here in Scottsdale, Phoenix area. It's the high season. What does that mean? I asked him. Fuck is the high season.

Do people stop doing drugs part of the year? I don't think that's how that works. Well, Scottsdale has become like one of the Bachelorette party capitals of the world, right? Oh, good. I was on the plane with them today. Fucking don't go on Southwest. Don't make me suffer through your Southwest bachelor

at party bullshit. They made her a toilet paper corsage, and we all had to clap for her. She was wearing a big white glitter cowboy hat. Then the other stewardess got in on it, or steward, I guess, I started under her. Wow How regressive. Yeah, and then they made they got like the peon and I can't even serve the fucking peanuts And they won't serve you the pretzels anymore. They got to mix it all because everybody's a fucking complainer

You know, there's like a cheese in a pretzel. You're at the like southwest. You still like have like caviar service Peanuts feel like fucking caviar. It's like murder caviar. Like, I'm eating something that's rare, and I could possibly kill somebody around. But anyway, then they took those bags, and then they put them all together with drink clips, which I don't know, with like little stirs that are like clips, and they made a sash out of them. Then everybody was surprised to me.

They're like, my friends getting married too! Like, can I watch John Wick? Please, I just don't watch him. See, what was the best season? No, I was just gonna say what I found out about high season is the obviously lots of the Bachelorette parties. I also heard that right now there's like a million baseball teams doing spring training here, which is cool.

So, welcome all you professional baseball players. Welcome all you big butts. Sorry, sir. I'm sure they're all here. All the teams are here. They're like, hey. But my house wide shows in town, eh? My Uber driver, it was great because he was like,

so what brings you to Scottsdale? He's like really super straight, you know? And that's my straight impersonation. So I was like, oh, I actually do a podcast. And he's like, oh, what's the, he's like, oh, so what's your podcast about, bro? And I was like, oh, you know, we just like recapped the real housewives.

Like, I don't know if you watched the real house was a man, but we're talking about tonight. He's like, no, man. I know, you watched Real House House of Miami but we're talking about tonight. He's like, no man. I know, you didn't hear the respect, just not. And then all of a sudden, he's like, I only really watched Below Deck. I was like, oh. He's like, I haven't watched it in a while.

I mean, it's like I really liked it when Ben was on, but he's not on anymore. And then he proceeds to talk about every single detail of every single Below Deck. He was like, he's like, yo, Captain Sandy, they don't like her. I was reading on anymore. And then he proceeds to talk about every single detail. Every single below deck. He was like, he's like, yo, Captain Sandy. They don't like her. I was reading on Reddit. They say all sorts of shit about her.

I'm like, you're in Reddit? You're in Reddit reading about Captain Sandy? Some does some deep shame when you're like a closeted below deck first. I know. I was like, I feel like it's a big, good night. That's like a straight guy who's like, yeah, yeah, bro, I'm straight. And then as they get drunker and drunker they start like you know like you find out that they know where every rest Stop in town is you know

All right, bro. Wow Well, yeah, so I felt like that was a good sign and I was like you know I need some cheering up because I got an email today that my air fryer's being recalled. Oh. It was like the Alexa email, oh, well, you know, your air fryer, it could sort of fire. You got to send it back, like right now. I was like, okay, that's my day.

It's an air fryer. There's a vex in the event that they charge you $100 more for because it has a fan inside of it. A fuck off, could sorry. So upset. So it has a fan inside of it, a fuck off cussori. So upset. So it has been a really crazy week on Bravo. So many dramatic things have happened. There's fights about drug addiction,

Kyle yelling at Carl about his drug addiction, then the chorisa and Melissa stuff. Our email box has been very full. A lot of pissed off people. I thought you said chorizo for a second. And I was like, could you imagine Melissa getting into a fire with chorizo? She's like, well, I wasn't invited to chorizo's dish,

but that's OK. Well, there's a lot of pissed off people in our deans. I didn't know there were so many K-Ds in the world. Yeah. Where the fuck did you all come from? We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man.

We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man.

We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. We got a wild man. That dish he served tonight was like Katie dish. Nothing but rudeness. It's a convenient narrative. So, a lot of drama, so we're happy to be here with some lightness, because we have the pre-show night for the crappies, which are tomorrow and I love it.

Yes. Crappies weekend starts right now. Starts right now. And we just added a red carpet show, which is hilarious, because people literally come in jeans and a bra. And we also have literally no red carpet. No red carpet. It's basically just a warning that Ryan Bailey will be on your ass.

Oh, oh! He will be there. Okay, let me move to the proper doc. I guess so. Well, while you get to your proper doc, so we have actually so many categories this year, we're like, well, why don't we do a few tonight? It's sort of like, you know what they always

are like, oh, and a ceremony held earlier in the evening? This is literally... This is the evening. And guess what? We're moving to the ceremony that doesn't get televised. Fucking below deck. That's what. Okay. Tell your closeted boob or dry for that.

Which category do you want to start with? We have to go in order because I can't. Okay, okay, we're just gonna do an order. It's hard enough for me to do an order. We're gonna do an order. They're not the gun, I'm like, I'm exhausted, I need a Thera die. Okay, so this is a new, there are all new categories this year.

So this category is best comeback. OK, best comeback, yes, yes. The first nominee is the biggest comeback and the biggest fall from Grace in the same year. And that's Brandy Glanville. Brandy Glanville. Yeah. Second nominee.

It's a cat you're like, if you shit on my rug, and you're like, I love you, come back into my bed, and then they shit in your bed. You're like, really? You're even worse. Second nominee for Real House was the Dubai, Caroline Standbury back on our TV.

Yeah. She came back, like she literally came back onto TV. She came back, yeah. That wasn't a glorious comeback. It wasn't. I thought I liked her, but I really hate her. Yeah, yeah. But she did literally like come back.

She came back. Like we're awarding, we're nominating people who literally came back from, like physically came back from. Just like when you leave for work and then you come home. You're like, you're accommodating, you've been nominating honey. So next up is Sheree Jackson Jordan from Real Housewives of Potomac. Potomac's scattered applause, not a huge fan base. Would you say that's about 2.37% of the audience?

Listen, she got 400 votes out of 17,000. Rethivathan. Rethivathan. Hi, Jill Zarin. Nobunny. She had a great comeback. She had a great comeback for real house. 4.19%.

Sorry, Jill. Yeah. I can't believe that this person beat those two. Actually, those three, those first three. Oh, no, she didn't beat Brandy Glanvol. She did not beat Brandy Glanvol. Or close, right? It's like by a point something's percents.

Every vote matters, guys. I don't understand. LAUGHTER Rock the vote. LAUGHTER Um, Naomi Olindo, Southern King. Naomi. CHEERING

I thought she was great. No, I love Naomi. So I was very... Naomi is here to accept her nomination. Ugh. Ugh. Seriously, what a stupid award. A garbage award for garbage people.

Ugh. By the way, congrats to whoever invented these tiny, these tiny little waters. Do they own a plastic company? Because this is bullshit. I'm telling you this, Frank. Am I from Texas? I? Because this is bullshit, I'm telling you this right. And I'm from Texas. I'm like, who cares?

I'm going to die. Burn the tire in the backyard. But this is bad. I also just want to point out, just looking at the numbers. Cherice did come in dead last. Poor Cherice. So then Miss Pedro Parks

Pedro Parks Girls trip Quad Webb on Meredith medicine. You may not realize she came back, but she actually did Quad just keeps getting fired and re-hired so many times. It's like I Then don't even add free dose anymore under the craft services. They're just like yeah, she'll be gone again soon So then she buys charay wait They don't even add free-dose anymore under the craft services. They're just like, yeah, she'll be gone again soon. So then, she buys charée. Wait.

Yeah, she buys charée. She buys charée. No, that's not a comeback, is it? Yeah. I guess it's hard. Is it a comeback if you never were there in the first place? That's what I mean. They're never where to say she buys charée.

It's just a comeback. Best comeback. Do I even work here? Is anybody wondering that? That's what I mean. It's just a comb. It's just a comb. Best comb. Do I even work here? Is anybody wondering that? I'm like, what are, who put that down there? We're going to have to have a discussion about the bylaws of the crappies for next year.

No, no, I love this. So next up, Ms. Taylor, Armstrong, which is a pretty solid number, 8.35%. I mean, in this group, there's only 90 nominations. And finally, Vicki Gunvulsin for Girls Trip. Well. Listen, I get it, I think you're right. But I think it was worth it just for her to go.

I want you to tell them, would I die? She died sad. She died sad. And the winner, oh, do we have a piece of paper? Do we have a piece of paper? Does that one have a piece of paper? Oh, God, that was my job. Yes, I do.

Oh, Ronny has a piece of paper. We have to always rip a piece of paper into the microphone. Sorry, it's my hotel key. So we're really gonna have to make this last. Okay, ready? Congratulations to Fadre Park's best comeback! With 7,000 votes. Throw a clip of Fadreager, please for that one. Yeah. Now, why did you say that that woman is a lesbian? Okay, next up is one of our below-debt categories. It is. Yeah. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,

Dushka. Best Yadi. Best Yadi. Best Yadi. Okay, we got Faye from Below Deck Adventure. Faye is great. Faye's a little controversial. I don't think people really appreciate her dedication

to lipstick and power. Yeah. But that's on you. That's on all of you. Aisha Scott for a below deck down under. Aisha from below deck down under. Oh, oh my god, you're so lose. We have chef... I'm not a poop when I put a finger on me, Mom!

Oh! Chef Jessica Condi, below deck inventor. Boo, all you want, the big Alaska won't bake itself. Um, then Kyle Villagint. Fiiiight! You know, he just, you know Kyle made up this last name to sound like he's from Les Miserables, okay? Kyle Villagint.

Villagone. Vill Joanne. My carpelle song. Flies. James E. Keller from Blow Deck. Say it and God. To me, long ago, from below deck down under. Fraser from Blow Deck. Oh. This is my first time leaving about, although I have been leaving boats in my mind.

My entire life. Oh my god, I can't do this. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna shit myself right now if I have to do this. There's also from below deck the current season. Haley! Haley! Haley! I'm asked to bet with teeth brushes. Uh, Colin McCray. Masterbait with teeth brushes. LAUGHTER Colin McCray. Bolo Dex, Sally. Colin.

I mean, just for the hotness, really. Yeah, he's hot, right? And the sh- and the stirriness, you know, that it's really nice to have a straight guy on TV who stirs the pot that much, you know. And like, really enjoys it. Um, then let's see Chef Rachel Hargrove. Mmm.

Titties. Turkey sandwich, turkey sandwich right up your fucking labia bitch. Mmm. Do you want to read the winner, Ronnie? The winner is... Oh, it's not! It's so nice. I want to say more respect from the chief.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to other people lost. God, you are all so lucky we didn't recap that shit this year. Just when we were just talking about her the other day and I was like, I already have a headache. Just from talking to you. Oh! So, best captain, go Ben. Captain and Carrie from below, Dick, adventure.

Excuse me. Fuck was that. Adventure. Excuse me. Fuck was that. Adventure! Thank you. That was Below Deck Adventure! Jeez. Sorry.

Sorry, to the adventure academy. Jeez, yeah, we need to work on the grovy town next time before we start. Sorry. I'm just so much. No, it's OK. You're my captain. You're my best captain, time. Sorry. I'm just so much. No, it's OK. You're my captain. You're my best captain, Ben.

Thanks. OK. Captain Sandy, below Jack. Oh, yeah. He's very melodic Mediterranean. Oh, yeah. She's getting a lot. You know, she really doesn't help herself.

She poses with the biggest villains on that show. Do you ever see her Instagram? Today, she was posing with that stalker bald chef from the last one. He was like, you fucking bitch, you bitch, you knock me, nagging, you tell him, go fuck yourself and die woman. And Sandy's like, oh, here we are.

And then her wife's like, hmm. He's just got a giggling or like posing a giggling. He's posting like, hashtag team Camille. No. By the way, my Uber driver had some thoughts about that situation, too. You're like posing in Camille and posting, like, hashtag team Camille. Like, are you nuts? By the way, my Uber driver had some thoughts about that situation, too. Good.

Good. He was like, you know, I think that they got rid of a list in the first place who would have helped out a lot of things. And I was like, actually, Camille is a disaster. Because yeah, I know. But maybe she would have been better. I was like, no, I was like, how about they both were terrible. I was like, yeah, OK, I'm down with that. A list that didn't make Camille go take maps, yeah, I know, but maybe she would have been better. I was like, no, I was like, how about they both were terrible. I was like, yeah, okay, I'm down with that.

A list I didn't make cameo go take naps, like literally on the deck, while drinking a beer in her sunglasses, smoking a cigarette. Okay, so, um, gah! Damn it! It's Captain Lee! Captain Lee! Woo! Woo!

And we got Captain Jason from Below Deck Down Under. That floor needs a mopping. And I've come a hoppin, hand me that mop, I'm gonna get right to it. So like Captain, we're about to crash into an iceberg. He's like, I'll be right back, I'm desalinating the window. And the crash is captain of all, Captain Glenn. Captain Glenn.

We almost ran a ground by accident. Great crew. What a great crew we've got here. You know I want to thank you for the great one. Oh, God, a crash another boat. Oh, never in all my years have I ever crashed a boat so many times in a row. Literally a season and then the next season again.

Right? All the time, he just crashed this afternoon, I'm sure. He's outside his boat outside just like in October. Yeah, he stopped at San Diego and he just finally finished here in Arizona. It was like speed two. Okay, ready? Oh, that was a good one.

It's Captain Lee. Yay! By a huge margin, so good for that guy. And that is our before the, what happened, the before the crappy. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, congratulations to all the winners. I was just telling Ben on the show the other day, I was listening to smartless,

you probably already heard this if you listened to it, but I was listening to smartless and Kate Blanchett was on. And she's like, there was a teacher, I really hated,anchett was on. And she's like, oh, there was a teacher I really hated. You said something rude. And they were like, well, why don't you center your Oscar? And she's like, how about some shit? How about I send them some shit?

How about that? And they were like, well, is there an Oscar made with shit? There sure is. And that is. It's a golden crap emoji. Yeah. And all of these lucky, lucky people are going to receive one.

I'm putting Cape Blanchette. She doesn't realize it's just one one. If I could find Cape Blanchette, I'd show up with it. I'd be like, hello, ma'am. I just crashed my boat outside of your house. She dressed like Hathorne Hepburn in the aviator. She's just, that's her old like Oscar winning rules. That was one of her stories.

It's like, well, how I did to Catherine, obviously. You know, he told me I don't want a voice. I want you to watch these screw bowl comedies. And you want them to get the rhythm, you know? That's really what I concentrated on with the rhythm of it. I thought the rhythm in my soul, and then it just came out, and I'm like, have you ever watched one of your shows? I've never watched myself.

I was like, get out of here. You watch yourself rubbing your inside thighs. Get out of here. I would. Wouldn't you, if you were Kate Blanchett, like you're thin, you're hot, and you can talk like Frasier Crane in woman form. I would love to see her do party games.

Can you imagine Kate Blanchett playing fictionary? Oh God. How does that even work? She's very slowly drawing on my hold on. Hold on. Kate you're at a time. You cannot rush art. I've got to get the rhythm right.

It's like a stick figure. Mm. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive. And I'm Sydney Battle.

And we're the hosts of WonderZoo podcast, D Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Beaver, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows, it snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood, how much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted

narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So speaking of things that Kate Blanchett would be kind of in, previously on the real housewives of Miami. You sent me the previously as an I realized I never copied them to my document, so I'm going to... Previously, I had one too many conkeys, am I right? I didn't call anyone a bitch, you did, ex-lozy.

It was a slang beach, okay? I don't know, I know, but he likes me. Oh my God, please don't drop me, please don't drop me, I'm gratified, don't drop me. Ah, they broke my foot. They broke it. It's been a great time, girls, but I gotta leave. Lanny!

That's Adriana in a wheelchair. Oh well you know it was an accident but it could happen to anyone. Accidents have consequences as you know with Frankie. I wouldn't know boom. And see. And see. Very natural, right? Yeah. Okay, so we start in this fight where they are in a circle on the beach fighting.

Adrian has been trying to start fights with everybody and hasn't been able to do it. Yeah. Tell she said, you broke my foot, and this accident could have killed me, like Frankie or whatever. And now it's just all going to shit, really, really fat. It's like if you were on real housewives of New Jersey and said, your mama.

Oh, no. Oh. Oh, thank you said, your mama. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Be gentle with Kate. She's a two-time Academy Award winner. Kate, you can't do that. Accepted your award, please leave the seat. Okay, so we get back into this right in the middle of this fight. And Adrianna is trying to get the award. Okay, so we get back into this right in the middle of this fight.

And Adriana is trying to get out of it, but not really. Like she's trying to stick her ground, but also get out of it at the same time. And so Lexia's screaming, don't you bring up Frankie. Don't you bring up Frankie. And she's like, but you know how acts of this can be. What you didn't have one? But I could have broken my foot. But you didn't have one.

But I could have. But you didn't. But I could have. But you didn't. But I could have. But you didn't. But I could have. But you didn't.

But I could have. But you didn't. But I could have. But I could have. But you didn't. But I could have. But you didn't. But I called ha- But you didn't. But I called ha- But you didn't. But I called ha- But you didn't. But I called ha-

But you didn't. But I called ha- But you didn't. But you called ha- Got you, bitch. That's what it felt like watching that. Yeah. I was like...

Just watch it back and forth for 10 minutes. 10 minutes. 10 minutes. And Adriana's claims about her foot are getting crazier and crazier. She's like, it go to broken into 10,000 million pieces and scattered across the sands. I grow new little zombie Adriana's that terrorized, bah, Mark, this beautiful resort. So Alexia is now freaking out, you know?

She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Hey! Santa Maria Mavreli, Oana! Shother fuck up, you're a bitch! You're a bitch! You're a bad person! Leave me alone! And she's saying, you compared your foot to Frankie's accident, you are a clown! You! You are a clown!

And that is why you're like this! Wait! And Gordy just goes, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Because they just had a rage release scream in the water. Alexia is like, no, I'm tired of you. I'm tired of you. Okay, I'm tired of you trying to talk and to deflect on me. Okay, well, you know, be it, okay, bye. But my foot!

I'm just literally screaming and crying. I mean, not Adriana, Alexia. And Adriana just goes, but my foot! And like, Alexa, like, what Alexa is trying about is so real and so painful. And the fact that Adriana is like, oh, but you know, like my foot got to fall off,

scientifically. All these hypotheticals, she keeps bringing up about her foot. It's like my air fryer got recalled, but my foot. My foot. My foot's got a gotten recalled. Then what do I do? So now they're all up in arms, you know. And so Mary Sol is like, you need to learn to control

your mouth. And now Julia is going to stand up for Adriana, even though there's no way to stand up for Adriana. But Julia doesn't care. Julia doesn't care. She's like, oh, you see the truth, and you need to control your mouth on. This is what you'll say.

And Mary still's like, oh, just shut up, Julie. And she goes, oh, really? And then she stands up with a bowl of ice. Where did that come from? She just pulled up a bowl of ice. They were putting her foot on, I'm guessing. I don't know, but either way, she suddenly had a punch bowl full of ice.

And then there's like this weird slow mode, like she was trying to pour the ice down her shirt or something, like. Her face is so big. You know, she's trying to like pour the bucket of ice, but as we all know, that shit's heavier than it looks. Yeah. So she's like, hold on one second, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. Okay, let me leverage. Oh. Mary, so, oh my god, even on one second, hold on, hold on. Hold on, okay, any leverage. Oh, she's a marisol. Oh my God, even on quick enough to miss that, you idiot. I've been drunk since 1973, am I? I made another way, but I don't know what she thinks she's doing. I mean, pulling a wig, flipping a table, throwing a bucket of ice, I'm like she's on the real house, what?

She knows exactly what she's doing, what show are you doing? Lampin. So Mary so is, you know, drunk, and then Julia's like, oh well I don't blindly defend Adriana. It's just that. I'm like, you're in limits. Please take the blindfold off of her eye for this diary room. So she's like, but you know what she said? It was awful and horrible, but I'm tired of everyone thinking up on her.

And you just hear Adriana and the diary room? But my fault! My fault! Who's here to gang up on my foot, though? So Adriana is now trying to appeal to Dr. Nicole. And so she's like, but was this not an accident? Like your doctor, like, if this was one inch closer to my foot, could they crush all my bones?

And Gerdy's like, but it wasn't. What don't you get? It wasn't. Your foot is like, but it wasn't. What don't you get? It wasn't. Your foot is fine, okay? And Adriana's like, I can't do anything right. Why can't I do anything right? She's starting to hate me. I won't say anything. I won't say anything.

By the way, she's acting as if it was like a military tank that ran over her foot. It was literally Gurdie and Kiki. They were like a combined 75 pounds. And what I think I love the most about this show is how they're just so glamorous and like they have nothing to worry about even when they're sobbing.

So Alexia has walked with, I guess, Lars or somebody to the ocean. And they're in the water literally like this. Like bikinis, just something. And the clearest water you've ever seen, they're doing like an aerial stuff, this gorgeous vacation they're on. And Alex, he's like, he almost died. He almost died.

Okay. I can't believe it. She brings up everything about my life and my pain. She wants to like hurt me. That's what that girl wants to do. She wants to like curtain. So in case you're thinking, wow, Adriana really is doing a very bad false equivalency here. Good news because now you get to hear her perspective. Let me give you my perspective.

You know, I live alone, you know, I have to shop for my own groceries. I have to cook for myself. I have to walk my dog. Have you ever made a stir fry alone? I do that. Have you ever built a potato alone? I do that. Have you ever closed the blind? They get stuck and you're like, why aren't you closed?

I do that alone. Every night. I'm alone. I'm alone. Hard, hard. I'm alone on fire. I'm alone on fire. Mikasa is sukasa. Mikasa is Mikasa. That's how that song should end. I'm fire. The Bravots.

So in the course, like, well, I can see both sides. I can see why she is triggered. And I can see her. And I can see her. And I can see her., I can see both sides. I can see why she is triggered. And I can see why your foot hurts. Because someone fell on it.

So I'm going to go over there, but I don't know what to say to them. And Adrian is like, don't say anything. They're going to turn it against you anyway. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So Adrian is like, I don't wanna have dinner with them.

And then we cut to Marisol and Alexi be like, well, we don't wanna have dinner with her. So now we have a dinner standoff brewing in the waters. Yes, but the other team's winning. And Adrian is trying to be like, well, they don't get to come to dinner. But there's only two of you. Who are you going to block? Like just naturally they win. You know what I mean? They can take your country, meaning

your table. Like, you lose this war. So she's like, well, they're not coming. I don't want to go to dinner with them. And large is like, you know what? Like, honestly, to be honest, like, it was like XYZ and this and that, like XYZ. Like, she could just stay like home then, like, like, whatever. And Alexia is like, she can go to the night. And so Marisol's like, well, Julia can baby. Just the way I like to baby some khakis. And so, of course, like, hi guys, what are you talking about?

And I was like, you need to go over there and like, tell her, like, seriously? Tell her, Lars' like, really being for real right now, and honest about this, like. They're not gonna come. So, Nicole's like, she has a soul, she doesn't like having to pick a side, because she feels like it's very mean girl, which, unfortunately, is the real housewives, and that's kind of the brand, right? Like, they're supposed to be mean girl.

But they're playing into Adriana's hand, right? Because Adriana was trying to confuse them. Accused them of making her, like, be lonely, and they were never there for her and all of this stuff. And Adriana just did the worst thing. I think you could possibly do in that moment. Yeah. But now they're making her the bullied victim, not a good move in housewives land, not

a good move. People are going to feel bad for Adriana by the next episode. Trust me. Yeah. Oh my God. With all of this, I had to popcorn by myself. Who's going to be with me to clean the rim of the toilet? Nobody is ugly me.

I'm not myself with no foot. Can you commiserate with me for one minute, Nicole? So now Adriana's starting to have like, you know, now she's starting to feel bad. Because you know, sometimes we do things that we don't intend it, you know, like when you sort of put your foot and then you compare it to a very terrible family tragedy

that someone else had. So by the time she goes back to Adriana and Wetser buns, Julia, Julia has already been like, you have to apologize, you can't do this. So Adriana's changed her tune. So now she's like, sometimes people say things, they don't apologize, you can't do this. So Adriana's changed her tune. So now she's like, sometimes people say things they don't need to say. So.

And of course, I know, but unfortunately, just because you're sorry doesn't mean that she's like ready to forgive you yet. I mean, look at her, she's miserable. It's like cutting to her, she's like. LAUGHTER He could have died. Because, like, OK, we have to go, because this is like being stuck on Gilligan's island.

Well, what about my island? I'm alone on my island. You want to talk about being stuck on an island? Have a thought broken in 19 trillion pieces. So Lisa drives up somewhere. I thought it was like back at the hotel. I mean, it says, she's crazy mall driveway. You know, like at that, the Grove,

where you like put that like a fancy mall, where they're like, it's you spend $9,000 today. We'll that lay your car for free. Yeah, there's like a bogged shop and a, and a Neiman Marcus and all those, but it's leads out. It's leads out to a black house. What the hell? and a Neiman Marcus and all those. But it's Lee's house. It's Lee a black house.

What the hell? Think of all the criminals running around that built that home. I mean, that man is good at his job. He's gotten a lot of people off. I just saw that house and was like, holy shit, what is the murder rate in your state? Yeah, it was so big.

I actually literally thought I was in office building. And I was like, oh, interesting that they're shooting a scene in an office. Like even when they went inside, actually literally thought I was in office building. And I was like, oh, interesting that they're shooting a scene in an office. Like, even when they went inside, I still thought I was in office. Well, that was her office, but I don't know if her office is in her house or not, because I just know we're in LA where, you know, she's exactly the same, just not in a mall house, you know.

What if it was just like Staples? I know. We're like, what a house. Look at all this stationery she has. This is so rich. She sleeps in the delirates. That's amazing. So it's Leah Black, OG real housewife of Miami.

Oh my God. Never has been more Leah in her life than she is in this. She's like, hello, you so good to see you, Prince. Ask him over here, hello, Lisa. Oh my God, so good to see you, Prince. Ask him over here, stand right here. Oh my God, let me look at you. Hold on, what? Leah Black! Leah Black!

It's like, there's a Leah Black logo on the wall. There she's like, she's like petting Lisa by. And then Lisa walks to get waters and cookies and stuff. And the cookies are right in front of her mirror, which is right next to a stack of books by Liam Black. She intentionally put all her merch next to all the mirrors, because she knew that's where Lisa would go to to get them into the shot.

It's so good. And I just like that, like whoever was helping her out. He's like, well, I put out some snacks for you guys. Oh, you don't have any carrots and sorry, ready, she's not gonna eat that. Oh, please, Mac and eat, ready she's not going to eat that. Oh, please, not going to eat that. She's one pound. It's also good though. Yum yum yum. Yum yum yum. But you know those are Leah branded cookies.

They're going to be like Leah Black cookies coming out in two weeks. So Lisa walks in and she's like, oh my god, Leah, you don't age a day. Well, I've reached enough that people don't tell me if I do. Ha-ha-ha! Must be a mosquito. So then she takes her and sits her down at the coffee table. And she just opens up her bag and it's like, well, this is the next stuff.

And this is your knee stuff. And this is your weenie stuff. It's not your penis. It's actually behind your umbrella. Your umbrella skin there. This is a bubleach. Don't tell anybody I told you that.. It's not your penis. It's actually behind your, I'm girl, about, your all about skin there. This is a bubleach. Don't tell anybody I told you that, but it's a big seller.

James is so small, right? We're like, Lanny. You know what? They're just like active. They're actually like on TVC at that moment. Like, Lisa just crying. The sales are going up. Like, she's literally having a breakdown

and Lisa's got all of her products. I'm sitting right here. Ha, well, look at same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same.

That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same.

That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. That's the same. She's not even really fixing her hair. She's just kind of putting her hands on her face. Like, it's still there. Like, how much of that can you even still feel, you know? So Leah, Leah's like. By the way, I feel fucking fabulous, whatever's on my face.

Wow. Thank you, Trenton Owen, and I can. Arizona air. Argon oil. And high season and Arizona. Yeah. Arizona air argon oil and high season and Arizona. Yeah, it's all the perspiration the air from baseball players practicing. Diamondbacks more like diamond skin. So, and we're like, oh God, you look, uh, she's like,

I pretty girl, you look fabulous. And we said, like, I just got a spray tan. She said, of course you did. I don't want you to go puffy eyes, which is why I got the Leo bag anti puff cream on. They use on your eyes when you're husband's divorce and you, ah! By the way, before we started this backstage, I was like, Ben, we have to not squeal into

the microphone because I'm sorry. Reading on some comments or I can't even listen to them anymore. The way they scream like Teresa is like a nail through my brain. And I was like, we do, we're bad, we have to, let's just take the note. And then it's not squeal of scream anymore. And I immediately come out like, no! No! No! No! And then let's not squeal a scream anymore and I immediately come out like Sorry lady

15 seconds forward It works so so so Lisa's like yeah, I've been crying. And then he goes, what's up crying? She's like, well right now I'm stuck. I'm not gonna get a rental. So he can, who back into the house? 500 dollars for me, please. It's not a trivia, Leo, come on. Let me do my theme.

So I'm crying, you know, my eyes are puffy because I'm crying. I'm like, well, they'll take this powder to now, Banyan lizard asshole. I mean, it's for bags under the eyes. I want you to get back. Stop crying already. All right, where are you mentally?

Where are you? Tell me where you are mentally. All right. Well, hold on. Hold on. Where are you mentally? Tell me where you are. He comes into my house.

He comes into the house and plops himself onto the bed that I'm sleeping on, which admittedly is the only soft surface in my house. He comes into the house and plops himself onto the bed that I'm sleeping on, which admittedly is the only soft surface in the house. To be very cap sleep on a refrigerator, so I'm like, ah! So I'm like, give me some space. I mean, you have a place you rented a condo for crying out loud. And I've said this to him and he says this is my house.

Well let me ask you this. By the way there's like ten quails in the parking lot having sex right now. You're like the very gordy of quails. They're like, well it is high season. So she says, he's never treated you as an equal and he's always had all the money and all the power and Listen to this you have so many reasons to be grateful You got a new chin you got a new nose you got new lips you have new eyes I'm new for it. I've never seen that for it. What models that family is

You have children who gather six of toys. That's great. That's a miracle You have children who gather sticks and toys. That's great. That's a miracle. So she actually is a really good pep talk. By the way, it's a great pep talk. She's a good pep talker. Every pep talk is like, you know what you can do? Mix the money, sell some money.

See? So, you know, at least just talking about, she's like, well, you know, at least like, thank God for the parents, you know, because like, you know, they're on my side and everything, you know, and like, and you know, her son is like, like Marina, her son is clearly in the wrong. Everyone knows it, but the fact that she's on my side is very comforting and that is something that will remain for a very long time, her being on my side. Thank God I can count on that. I can always count on the bond of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

over mother and son. It will never break. And yeah, she's like, I have a baby girl who is never gonna have parents that we're together. And Lee is like, and that's why you need to make sure her she knows how to let a man treat her. If a man treat her, the way that Lenny treats you, would you allow that?

You would not allow that. And if that happens, you're gonna tell her. You're gonna tell her. Pull up her big girl panties. Like, we are black. On sale, $24.99. So good. So good.

Made with 65% silk and the rust plastic, why do you think that came out with a line of Liam White cookies? So I can tell Liam White, big girl pants. So then I love this moment because Liam's like, so is there a chance that you're gonna go back with him? And she's like, uh, I, so you're coming here to bitch, but I know that you're gonna call him 10 times on the way home. At least it's like, well, I knows. So you're coming here to bitch, but I know that you're gonna call him 10 times

on the way home. And Lisa's like, well, I mean, I don't know. And then Leah goes, he enters hell now! Oh! He's cross-blind, and she's not unacceptable for a princess like you. Now I know that you love to see this work, and you guys would love to get back together,

and this is not gonna happen, Lisa, so get over it. And then Lisa has this diary room session. After Lisa is just older, get the fuck over it. And figure out his pin number. Like figure out his pin number. Is what Lisa is trying to say. And this is Lisa's diary room. Well, I guess if he came begging back

for the sake of the children, maybe I'd do it. I know it's stupid and everyone's going to say, wow, such an idiot. I was like, well, to be fair, we'll probably say that no matter what you choose. But unless you're going through it yourself, you don't know how you're gonna feel. It's like diarrhea, but with Lenny's face on it. That was for Ronnie. So Leo's like, I want you to be admired. I want you to build a life you could be proud of. And your child would be proud of.

And people come to you for help. Like me, Leo Bach. I'm not seeing Leah's scene. I know. You don't have her back. It was like a great character scene in a musical. There's like that one scene that comes on. They got their musical number.

They go away, but it's the one song that gets played at karaoke all over. I loved it. I love Lea Black. I was like, you know, you go to Lea Black and then put into shopping section. I think that she needs to be a real housewife again. I really do.

This place got mad at me for complaining about Phoenix being hot. Now look at me. They're gonna roast me up here. I just can't see me. But my foot. But my foot. So now it is the big dinner standoff, okay? Every housewife comes down to this dinner time. So now it is the big dinner standoff, okay?

Every house live comes down to this dinner time. So everybody is getting ready for dinner and Mary Sol and Alexia are getting glam. Well, Alexia is getting glam and Mary Sol is just sitting there like fanning her, you know, doing her nails, doing whatever she can to kiss this woman's ass as usual. And she's like, I'm on a toast. Oh God, not toast. That's disgusting.

Who got toast in here? Get that fuck out of here. No carbs, okay? Only khaki, sorry. So Alexis, like, oh well, you know, Peter, every time we're having fun, every time I'm almost so happy, someone has to come and ruin it. As usually Adriana or Julia, okay?

And I just don't want to be sitting at the same table as Adriana and Julia. Yeah, they need to get fucked. That's what they need. They need to get fucked. So now they're both like, okay, whose side are the other girls gonna pick us or Adriana? And so then we go over to Nicole and Grady getting ready and Nicole is calling

the concierge and she's like, so we have a general reservation but like everyone's fighting with each other and I'm like, do we have to do this guys? And they're like, yeah, I guess we can't do so. I'm like, I want to still have a table, but maybe split in two, but maybe if the tables were kind of together, but not really together? So you just want split tables. Got it. So then... Has anybody who's worked in arrest not knows?

That waiter was like... So then we have... So then Adriana is like lying on her bed. She's like, she's like, she has the Yolanda thing where she heard footsteps. So she's like, oh, hold on. And she like runs into bed. And that's where it went up. So Julia is like, I will never forget that Yolanda moment. It's like you don't think the cameras are filming you, Yolanda.

You know, she runs back to the bed and she turns the tequila around. That was on her bedside table, by the way. So she is laying in the bed like her legs spread and up. She's like, oh. It's like a misery or something. So she's like, oh, I want a different story. So Julia comes in, she's like, I'm here to check on you. And then afterwards, FaceTime will go.

And then we get another Adriana monologue. It's a very good Adriana monologue. She's like the only reason that I was saying accident was because I wanted to come here. That's why. I just find it over and over again. I'm alone. I came to this country by myself and I got cheated on and then

remarried and that didn't, well we got divorced. I was like, oh, who cheated that time. And then we see the picture of Fredrick. He's like, oh, I can't wait to marry you five hours late on a boat that my boss is renting. And then we got divorced and then I only have a year left of alimony and I was like, there it is, thank you. Now I get it. Now I'm like, poor thing. And you know, again, a running theme with this season has been a lot of comparisons between Alexia and Teresa. And I think, yeah.

Yass. Yass. I love you, girl. Which is after, especially when Adriana says this, she's like, you know, I need her as like my friend, but I used in analogy. I was like, oh. I was like, oh.

We have strong analogies. Do not work with Theresa Alexia times. Good catch. Can't use analogies. It's such a good catch. I was just trying to use an analogy. What? I heard that Frankie was doing coke in the bathroom.

It's an analogy. And you're coming in on an analogy, you know, you got to say before. It's an analogy, I mean. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, That is... So... That is not gonna work. Yeah. So she's got...

Yeah, she has tears in her eyes. Like, that was never my intention. She's doing the whole thing. It's amazing. That's the thing on this show. I think they all listen to murder podcasts. Probably. I feel like every one of them

listens to morbid or some shit. Because... Morbid's great. Shout out to morbid. Shout out to morbid. Because everything on this show is like, that wasn't my intention. some shit because... More this great shout out to Morgid, shout out to Morgid. Because everything on this show is like, that wasn't my intention. What was her intention?

So then all the girls start, okay, so then the girls come to the room to get Adriana after her monologue and we did you a favor and cut that down. And they put her in the wheelchair and she puts the COVID mask on as well, which is literally nobody else has it, but she's like, now that my foot is in 19 pieces, my foot is compromised. She crush its immunity. One more inch? It would have had COVID. Mm. COVID, my foot variant. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oscar for my left foot, the Adriana de Mora story.

So then they get down to the restaurant and they are split up into two tables, right? So Adriana and Julian is with Nicole, they're with my English, come on Ronnie. They are with Gurdie and Nicole. Oh, yeah. So Texas school system. So they, the table is decorated with all this stuff.

And was it syringes? It was, right? It was not that. It probably, well, why would I- I saw the Troisca, I saw the Troisca thing. So it's like Botox, I was thinking. Oh, because I saw the Troisca doll, which is sort of like...

The Babush Kadaal, say. Yeah, that's sort of like the visual aesthetic, I think everyone's going for these days on your shows. Ah! Ah! The Matrach Kadaal. You just look and you will see, a lot of them look like Matrach Kadaal. You open me up and a little lermy comes.

It's just the philosophy of the other one. It's really the ongoing theme on Broadway. They're the little, little one. I am little now. And then you line them all up together, and they all say it one time. Buck my foot, buck my foot, buck my foot, buck my foot. Buck my foot.

You know, if you do a Google image search on Diana Jenkins, it really is sort of like that. It's like all new things. You're getting the wind. So you say. So Julia cries. She's like, oh, Martinez not the way to me. My children aren't the way to me.

My God is not the way to me. My chicken is not what they call it. It really hurts me this chicken. Martinez chugging beers with Steffi Graff somewhere. Oh, thank god she's out of the house. It's so nice to have a dinner with just two people. So great to have dinner with two inferior tennis players. Ow.

Sorry, it has a big thud in that. Oh, I'm sorry I was not attentive to your foot there. That was karma right there. Yeah, Ronnie just hurt his foot during a hurt foot episode. But my foot, but your foot. My foot. Uh, so, um... I was just trying to connect, sorry. You don't know what it's like a long track to open pounder back of M&M with your foot. You don't know what rust risk for leses like with one foot.

By the way, we make fun of that, but the truth is, yesterday, I came home and I was holding a coffee and a box, like a little box, and I had to open up a door and I was like, oh! My foot. Yeah. It's funny, it's a one little thing happens to us, you know? Yeah.

So I got Marge on Real Housewives of New Jersey. She got her wrist hurts. Like, oh my god. Like, see, Joe's got his hand on my ass home. Okay, that's literally how I have to do it. I have to wash my purse. All right, I have to wash my purse now. Now he's got to wash my purse.

He's got to open up this thing, his cream and foamy is terrible. His little muscles bulging while I touch his face off the top. It's a lot. So, um, little muscles bulging, like she was supposed to have to tap a lot. So, Gertie is like, okay, so Alexia had every right to react, how she did however, I don't think Adriana meant it like that, you know. And we do need to remember, because now that I know that Adriana is running out of Alomone and she's gonna have to... God, no, I mean, that's some scary shit, okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, could you imagine me looking for a job right now and I was never even married. I don't even have the trauma to proceed it. But just the fact of me having to go back out there and be like, I can sling hash like nobody, mister. So now that I feel for her, I'm like, yeah,

it's not like she said anything about Frankie that was really bad, you know? She was? I'm not sure if anybody missed her. So now that I feel for her, I'm like, yeah, it's not like she said anything about Frankie that was really bad, you know? She was? She was in a relationship. She was talking about accidents on a global level. Yeah. Was it terrible, of course it is,

but on a scale of... I can't even think of anything, because everything on Bravo is literally terrible. Genocide. Well, yeah, is literally genocide. Genocide? Well, yeah, okay. Well, genocide wins, I think. Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm saying. That was generous to Adriana, I think.

But Adriana against genocide. That was good. You know, one of the very first episodes we ever did of this, even before crap happens, before crap is when we're doing Housewife Hodeown, we had a- Which by the way, I don't know. I want to go back retroactively and talk about that name, the housewife said, but go ahead, go ahead. You're saying this when my foot is hurting? I was going to say we used to play a game called What's Worse, and I remember there was one time specifically that we asked, what's worse, Larza Pippin or the economy?

And we never... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! One of them was, one of them was like, Larza Pippin versus Hitler or something. Yeah, yeah.

It was terrible. A lot of them were like, Larza Pippin versus like all the terrible things. Yeah, I guess like they were more some incredible things. I'm like, 9-11, you know, like every horrible thing, you know. And there was only one comment on it, but it was like, like I can't believe

like you're so mean to like, this beautiful, like seriously, not even lying right now, 12 years later. I like beautiful woman who had no idea that Michael Jordan had a son. It was a coincidence. It was a coincidence like XYZ. Like XYZ, come.

Yeah. So speaking of Larsa. OK. So Larsa, Analexia, and Marisol and Marisol and Kiki walk they're table number two They're like walking that power walk because they get to pass the other loser table. Yeah That was loser table the table number one. They should take in the far table because now they have to be walked by Yes, you know, so Well, they had to decorate that table for the birthday, right? So, I think I got it.

It's not good. It's not in the cards tonight for them to look good. So, the powerful girls walk in, they're like, don't, don't, they get that Miami slow motion. They get like a wave. Yeah, and then Laura says like, I wonder like, you just like coming like. And then like, she says,

we're the only one that matters. And then they walk past the table and they're like, hi girls. Hi. Hi. Hi girls. And they go to the table right next to them. There's like a plant and then the next table.

So it's really, it's really awkward. And Adriana's like, oh, I feel like this is all my fault. It is. And literally, it's your fault. Yes. You're right. That's good. Good is. Layin' literally is your fault. You're right. You're right. That's good. Good work.

Because Gordy asks her how she feels, and she's like, I use the wrong choice of words. My bad. You see? I only. I only. Well, that's the only thing I own. LAUGHTER

Do you know what it's like. Um, so then, uh, Mary Solo's like, uh, she does this jack-off and then splooges motion with her hands. She says a fucking weirdo that lady. I'm sorry. Like, I know that you guys are into Mary Solo because she's like, I'm going, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm on the fact that she's literally dressed like a chicken in whatever interviews. She's like pursuant on the muppets. It's the eagle guy from the muppets, right Sam?

No, doesn't Gondo have like a little chicken that he's like, he loves a little chicken that's like there. Yeah, but that's a chicken. This has like the vase shape. It's almost like thoghorn leghorn. No. I say, I say. She's gonna die if she hears that.

Thoghorn, leghorn. Gayhorn, deadhorn is more like it. More like thoghorn, leghorn, am I right? Don't talk about my leg, my leg. My leg. My foot horn. So, um, Alexi is like, oh, and other girls, uh, oh yeah, I said and other girls ask and say hi I think that means that they pass and said hi girls. Hi, we already did. Okay. Sorry. Sorry guys

So Nicole's like so awkward and then Gerdy's like so awkward and it's so awkward. It was like so awkward and then Gerdy's like, so awkward. And it's so awkward. And it was like, so awkward. LAUGHTER Gerdy just starts playing heads up in the middle of it. She's like, I had to break the tension. I had to break the tension. We're playing picture-inary now.

K-plant shows up. I know how to do this one. So, oh, and then all of a sudden, there's like despite all this tension, there's like a moment of like whimsy. Because all of a sudden, there's like a, despite all this tension, there's like a moment of like whimsy because all of a sudden the water all around them catches on fire intentionally and they're like, whoa. Adrian was like, they stole my song. It's on fire.

How did they get sat by the hot, hot, hot? Hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot. So, um, um, gritty's like, this is so childy, she, everyone's basically like, this really the hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot. Hot hot hot. Hot hot hot. Hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot.

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Because they're all doing shots and Nicole and Gritty going back and forth. And Adrienne is like, I feel like it's in high school and all the popular Mean Girls are at one table and all the other girls with shattered feet are at the other table. And, and then like normally, you would expect then the other table to be like, we're not mean, we're just, we are owed this, but they're like, yeah, we're the cool table. We're the cool kids table.

Yeah, we are the big world. They would take us to with us because we're fun. Look at them, they're not fun. They're stupid. They're stupid. Stupid. Yeah, and Nicole's like, you guys weren't nerds when you were in high school, were you?

And Adriana's like, oh no, well, first, Nicole says, Nicole is the other person. Really does a standard model thing. Yes. Oh, I was super nerd. I was tall, skinny, and beautiful. Every time I walked through hallway, everybody stared at me. To be fair, I was the only non-goat in high school.

Every time I came to locker, there was no done. It was very scary. Like, she's gorgeous, you know? And then Adriana is also gorgeous in this picture. They show her, and she's like a super model too. And she's on made up and like posing like. And it's like, oh, I was big nerd. I was skinny girl with book in hands. Just one book. So skinny, I just had one book in my hand. What a nerd. What a nerd. I just had one book in my hand. What a nerd, what a nerd.

And Nicole's like, well, I really wanted to be a nerd but like, I really liked pom-poms. So. I was kind of like popular, and everyone kind of just liked me. They just liked me. So I was holding the invisible apple. She was like me, it's malicious. Okay.

So then, you see why I have to stare at the notes if I don't, I'm like Adriana, no. Mary Sol, no. Alexia, no. Charlie, no. Who suits Charlie? There's no Charlie in this cell. Marisol has a really good story here.

So Marisol said, this is Marisol's story. Juliam was like, one of her glasses and the hat and I'm like what's your problem? Catch me at the moth. So then, Gerdy and Nicole are going from not cool kids table to cool kids table back and forth like doing shots. So right now Gerie is at the cool kids table and she's like, guys, I just want to say like, I know you can't forgive right now, but, you know, Adriana feels bad and like she goes, she should, she should. She should. I've been crying. I've been crying. You're not. What are you talking about? You've been crying. Okay, well, I know you're not ready. Okay, and I wish that honestly that we, you're not. What are you talking about? You've been crying. I was like, OK, well, I know you're not ready. OK, and I wish that honestly that we, you know,

I just want you to say something at some point. Like, she goes, no. No. That's just like, it doesn't work like that. Like, you can't just like say, like, I'm serious. Like, I really mean this. This is the truth. Like, you can't just say, like, really mean things.

And then Mary still just takes over. Oh, yeah. And yeah she says mean things and then she just wants everybody to go over it's spitting out Martha spitting out pretend you're on a date with a famous person's son listen we all know you can't just like go up and talk to someone without paying 5.99 so then back to the other table. And of course, well, you're still going to have your album party, right? So maybe a lot of these people, by that time, they're going to all come support your album.

Yeah, I see that happening. It's in two days. It's like, well, I stuck my foot in my mouth. So now my foot hurts and my mouth hurts. My foot almost broke my mouth into 19,000 pieces. I'm lucky I have a jaw. I could have just been teeth dangling. So she tells us, you know, this yacht video was very hard for me to do.

And mostly because of Alexia and Mary Soul and Larsa. And then we see a clip of this yacht suit with the director running around going, Jesus Christ, no more shots! No. Mary's so just like, all right, I got shots. He's like, action to the eye, I'm got shot. This guy was acting like he was David Fincher.

So Adriana's like, you know, yeah, what is really hard but like I hope they'll be there to support me for this music video That will ultimately do nothing in my life So I wait I have to say this I looked at the video today on YouTube and it it was like in four by three, four, I was like, you're not even wide-screen? I'm YouTube? That was some like Android phone filming. We've all been there, okay?

So that was like some Windows phone from back in the day. That's when the Blackberry was like, look, we have moving pictures now. We're like That's when the blackberry was like, look, we have moving pictures now. We're like clicking the little pearl. I'm like, yes. So we're moving open our sidekick, our T-movall sidekick. I used to have one of those.

I'd be like, hold on, guys. Let me see if I have an email. Skate! So then the Jouling birthday cakes come out and they go to the wrong places, which was very much like Top Chef restaurant wars, you know like oh look at this service. They sent it to the wrong place Bless their hearts. Well, Gail will eat all of it. Don't worry The Chubby Wins going home for getting the table numbers not you Gail you're fine stay there

for getting the table numbers, not you, Gav, you're fine. Stay there. So the 50th cake goes to Kiki by accident. By the way, Kiki's selling American birthday. Kiki, one of the great natural resources of the Bravo Peacock Universe, by the way. The great resources. The great resources. What does Super-Gauss?

She's, but. Downs, one of the great national treasures, I think. Well, a treasure is a resource. She's not a... Go Kiki. I hope we can stop drilling for Kiki before we run out of her. I support drilling for Kiki. But also, it's such a bravo thing to happen.

And you know that waiter was beheaded and murdered, like after this, this is terrible. Like he takes the cake that says 30 whatever to Julia. Julia, who does look amazing. She's a model. And then the 50 year old cake. Girl, these Miami ladies, you cannot tell. And that's the thing, you know, you start, like look at the Vanderpump rules, Cassie.

I'll start it doing it so early and you're like, are you 20 or are you 70? What are you? Well, Kiki doesn't get many lines in this episode, but this is the one thing she does say, I'm not 50 yet. They just go 50 to you. They close up on her horrifying face.

That's a no, no, no, no, no, no, bald man. Oh, so then the dancers, like the Bahamian celebratory feather dancers, I don't know what they're called, but they come out and they like do this like big dance and stuff. And so everybody has sparklers and then every all the cast starts dancing, and then Adrianna hops up and starts dancing. Are they swimming on her ankle? She's going up a down and rocking rabbit in the middle of this fucking restaurant. It's like a jumping dance. This is the part in White Lotus where the concierge stares at it, and my condo plates murdering her.

She's like flapping. and like contemplates murdering her. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, true. Oh my God, like feeling like it's true. Um, so. HURRRRR. This is God. This is God. God loved this. God loved this. God loved this. These gods are trying to kill me. Hehehehe.

Oh. By the way, I'm a ring person, and I'm wearing my rings, okay? I became a ring person, and... Woohoo! I mean, I really have nowhere to go. They didn't mean a thing. They didn't mean a thing.

My, uh, media resolution's never work. I just get fatter and older. So this year I was like, I'm gonna be a ring person. So now I'm just a nervous, Nelly. Like, this is what I do all day. Just play with my thumb. It looks like you're switching back and forth. I'm like, ooh, look at the magic.

Mmm. It looks like my man. It looks like you're like on the verge of busting out in a West Side story. It's not going to be like, should I do it? No, no, no. Yeah, just like West Side story. Yeah, just like West Side story.

Yeah, just like West Side story. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don, don, don't Stay cool, God! Got that chicken in my pocket! Play of the egg chicken! When you're a God, you're a God to this! What is that? Oh, good. Okay, so then they're making fun of her because she's just forgetting that she's done this whole

like my left foot thing, okay? So she's now, it's like Daniel Day Lewis at the after party for that film, you know, just like dancing. Like, I don't have to live as that fucker anymore. I can dance with both puppies. And so Laura's a concept there and she's like, um, Aegean, you're like not even in pain, like you're like I'm serious,

you're like dancing right now, just, I'll drop it. Oh. Oh. This show is a fucking classic. So now we are back in Miami and we're seeing some clips of things. Lisa is with her son Logan and she's like, why do you have so many sticks in your bag?

You're gonna make a fire. Why are you like, we're rich. You can't be collecting sticks. What do you want to start a fire? She goes, yeah. So then Gerdy goes to an event space, because she's planning this event. I'm planning the biggest event.

This is crazy. Hi, everybody. Gather around. Okay, here's what I want. I like this light. I like this. Look how you have those lights up there. I like that. They're dropping and going up. Look at those. It's like a screen saber, but it's on a sheet. This is what I want. This is girdified.

Let's do it. But she hasn't put any of this stuff up. She's literally in a lighting store going, look. Look at the light. Let's do it. Gratified. I want to have a melting pot. I want to throw a party for Miami. We're going to appreciate everyone's differences, but then melt together so there's no differences.

But they appreciate each other's differences before they're melted away and just become cheese Melting pot all those faces of yours were right next to that river of fire Okay, now it's too soon to joke about melting together and she and she's like oh you want to see something really cool I girdified neon. Yes. I made everyone's names into a neon sign They're gonna go in the wall and then they can take them back with them. Like, what is everyone gonna do with a giant neon sign of their name? We've already seen Call of a Trace foyer. We know how it works out. neon that says Jamie Lee Curtis is best friend. So then we go to Adriana's music video premiere, which...

Love, I mean, I love the Bordello that they did this time. Yeah, it was, it was like a low-ceiling red room, right? Sort of like the Russian TV room. Ish Bordello meets a Bordello, Russian Bordello. It's like the Russian half, like a diet coke room, you know, it was like a lower rent than that. But anyway, so they all start arriving there and lots of gays and big wigs.

I don't know what that was about, but I liked it, you know. I felt it. So Adriana's like, this is my day. Move over Beyonce. Move over Britney. No, you know what, Britney is my day. Move over Beyonce. Move over Britney. No, you know what, Britney is going through a hard time. Yeah. Free Britney, okay.

Sometimes I say the wrong words, my bad. My bad. I was trying to connect with her. I really enjoyed, there was a really good waiter moment. I was like, oh, Ronny's gonna hate this because Julia and Adriana are deciding what they're going to drink. And she's like, tell me about the squid ink cocktail.

And the waiter goes, well, you know, I consider it more of a sophisticated palette kind of cocktail. Well, I actually appreciated that because what else are you going to say? It's like black squid piss And it's gonna taste like you're drinking the like water out of like the shrimp you're about to cook for dinner It's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. That's what it is squid-ing cocktail. Get the fuck out of here Kind of whorehouse is this We'll have two please They get them. So, so then, so gays are coming in.

They're filtering in as they should. If we don't have to like us having a video premiere, that's where the gays go. As every housewife, if they don't know they should know, we are here for you, like we're... Yeah, we saw that ad for the Ashley Darby singing songs here. We saw that from backstage. Kathy and old people.

That's for... Whatever it is, it's a lot of fun. We're a lot of relief here. Listen to us. We will teach you to lip sync better, Ashley. Okay. Ashley was lip syncing like Austin from Southern Charm Talks, or like his sentence comes out. How could you think that?

It's insane. It's insane. It's insane. He's like giving Adriana's full-on monologue in his head. So, Gertie shows up and Adriana's busy like, oh my God, you made it. I'm so happy. I can't believe it.

You can hold me out here. I would like to thank everybody for coming to the Flemnico party here, then it's like just stopping, you know, stopping her feet. So they're like, yeah, she's ridiculous, because she's in these huge, you know. She's like jumping, standing.

So they're like, Adriana's like, well, Nicole breaks the news. She's like, well, you know, the other girls, I'm not sure if they're coming. And Gordy's like, well, there wasn't invite to elsewhere. Where? Where are they going? And then the camera zooms in on a teeny, teeny, teeny, tiny, little, Stuart little, little house. It's like a Wes Anderson stop motion movie.

There's like a little tiny car outside a little tiny house. Rudolph the Red Nose Randiers out front. Yeah. So it's Marisol's house. She's like, let's make a stiffy steam or I gotta wet my own whistle today. You try, will you try to starve me, Steve? I'm not gonna.

Caviar's on real. Oh, God, I'm literally only gonna have caviar and booze. Although I heard they're out of caviar, so we're just gonna be getting peanuts tonight according to Southwest. I know you're on a budget, but we already know you know somebody who sells caviar. Okay, you can't just whip that out every season, because she did it last.

They showed the same guy, and he's like, hello on the caviar now. Remember me. And Alexi is like, do you remember? I remembered the caviar. I knew where the caviar was from. You said, where's this caviar from? I said, Portugal. I said, Portugal's ascrack. And you said correct. I'm correct. She said, Portugal's ass crack. And she said, correct, incorrect. She's so proud of her palate. He, by the way, we all know that guy

was just going to say yes to anything. She said, like, oh, this one here? Lithuania. Yes! He's just like scooping peanut butter on her hand. She's like, this is whale roll from Argentina. Yeah, I literally could not think of a place with water. Did you see me?

I was like... Republic of Georgia. I know my shiproll. I know my shiproll. So then back at the other, I're like, what? Losers. Only losers aren't a non-cambiore party. So we cut back to the losers at the Adriana party. And she's like, well, I wasn't as happy as I should have been

because this feeling is eating me up inside. It's like breaking my foot and okay, okay, enough. It's like having gangrene on your foot. Cause it eats you, right? Maybe not. Back at the other party, the waiter's like scooping gangrene on her hand, she's like, hmm, oh, Oklahoma.

Ah, jellyfish. So, so back at the other, lose her table. Adriana's like, Alexia, you know, like, here's what happened because Lisa comes. She's like, of course I made it. I wouldn't miss this for you. My house might be burning down

literally right now. So let's make this quick. Let's get through it, alright. So she's like, what happened? I heard shit went down. And, like, Adriana's version is like, well, Alexia sat down, and then it was like a blur? Um...

Yeah. I say something about Frankie having accident or something like that. No, no, no, no, no, no, oh god. Oh god, yeah, that crossed the line, Adriana. Can't do that. So then back at the other house, they're reading off the message

that Adriana has sent them to apologize. And it's like, sorry about response. My bad. That's like an emoji being like, oops. And a ballroom dancer. It's like that emoji with like the face, but then there's like a big hernia coming out of the head What is that? What is that? That's like your your explosion went off and your brain is blown

No, that's the one where your head is like cut right here. Wait. There's one There's one that's like you guys know what I mean like the side of the head is like I got the long a didn't like that No Really? I'm looking right now. I keep seeing it and I I don't even know how to Google it, because normally I just like Google thing. I'm going to look.

Don't beat me to the tweet. Okay. These were people who are here 19 hours. We're going to look at it later. I don't. Let's dive into some emojis. Someone will tell us in comments. We'll announce it one day.

So they're basically not going to forgive Adriana, right? So then it moves to Mary Soul talking about the boyfriend. About the boyfriend. So she's saying, make sure I'm on the right. No, no, you are. Because this is pretty good. Because they're talking about how Adriana said, oh, yeah, this guy messaged me, whatever, like your ex-boyfriend. Your ex-boyfriend was trying to get with me.

And I said, no, because I'm a good friend, and then I said I couldn't do that to Mary Sol, and guess what he told me about you. I was never in love with Mary Sol. Why does nobody like me? Who are you? Well, guess what? This is literally last episode.

Yeah. Guess what I found out. There's an app. Did you know phones can have applications on them? They do. And you can actually date the application. And you can have a, this application is called Bumblebee. And the way it works is the man can't message you first. And then it's a classic. My, I'm, you think we're all five of them at once. They're like, you're the first, works is the man can't message you first. And then it's a classic.

My, I'm anything, we're all five of them at once. We're like, you're the first, you're the first, you're the first. You're the first, you're the first. You're the first, you're the first. All of them, it's a mystery, you know? It's like the morbid ladies, they got in there like, we did it. We figured it out. Uh, called 911.

It's Bumble. Called 911. Which is pretty shady of Buck and Mary, Adriana, and also hilarious. she's just going through Bumble. I think he dated Mary so high Come over here and work with my food So now back at the music video party Adriana basically asks Lisa to intervene on her behalf because everything else is failing. And Lisa's like, well, I know your heart is pure because I live with Lenny. And compared to Lenny, this is nothing.

So sure, I'll do this for you. My kids carry around sticks. I'm mortified. And then, Angie, I'm like, thank you. So now I have to give speech. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. She stands on a table, by the way. She stands on a table. She's standing on a table. In front of the screen, like that screen was down and she's standing in front, you know. It's like welcome to this. My journey started as a woman

with no foot. I'd like to thank all of you for making this dream come true. I've buckled new foot on. And I'm here to do tap dance video for you. Enjoy. The song is called My Foot is on Fire. OK. I am your song rock. I am your song rock. My am your top on.

So this is like a TikTok video in front video in front of like one of those green screens It's not even a green screen. It just kind of cuts you out But you can also see like the bricks of the fireplace and you move too fast And there was no shots of that yacht at all. Were there? Did you see any? Of who? The yacht, where they were all dancing. Oh, barely. And the choreography was barely. I don't think the choreography even made it in after all that. It was like, huh, huh, and that was it, you know?

No one wants to see Mary-Sold's shaking her ass anyway. She ended up doing the right thing. She got a couple of male strippers, put them in thongs, she did, and made out with them on a beach. Yeah. Did the rest of the hot. It worked for me. There you go. There's a success story. Congratulations. put them in thongs, and made out with them on a beach. And then did the rest of the talk. It works for me.

There you go. There's a success story. Congratulations. So the show then comes into its final scene at a place called The Puppet Project, which is the place for kids to do art or something. And it's Lisa and Marina. Marina is Lenny's mother.

And I've always felt, I've always really enjoyed Marina all these years because I always have detected a certain level of like, evilness. And I like that. I love like an evil lady of a different generation on my TV. Well, she used to hate Lisa because Lisa's like this,

like, you know, like Mary Dorisons, spending all this money, and she probably thinks this girl's coming in to steal her boys and money. It's like she's the mama joys of this show. Yeah. So she just kept looking at Lisa like, you're spending my money, bitch. Yeah.

OK. And all this time when Lisa's saying, like, oh, Marina's been on my side. It's been wonderful. I've been like, really? This doesn't make sense. So Lisa walks in. Marina has been gathering intel.

I guarantee you that Marina has been pressing the record button on her iPhone and just putting it face down. I mean, talk about what you think about Lenny. Mm. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. Summer or theme. So Marina starts off the scene and I was like, Oh, I only saw you. I only saw nothing today. You will not believe what they did to me.

He's gonna move in with this girl. He's gonna like, I'm mistress. I'm mistress, I'm supposed to go to a condo. A condo, can you imagine? He's what it was, he's gonna take the house. He's gonna take the house. I was like, do you think that she's gonna say, I'm gonna talk him into buying you a mansion

and spending even more of his money on you? While he's spending more money on this other lady too This isn't gonna work out for you Samarina's like well, I think you supported you Quicks supported you quite extensively many times, but remember He did not like going out and you went out So also you would go on vacations And you went out. So...

Also, you would go on vacations. So, remember when you would go four days, New York. Four days. What is Lennie supposed to do? You know what has four things to do with you? Four days! You know how many women he could meet. Why is that?

And a Lord, a Lord for four days. No wonder he wants to leave you. Think about it. You basically took his penis like key and put it into different girls. To try lucks until one opens like flower. But he wants to have Haruina jump set. Yeah. He wants to have Halloween parties with a bunch of sluts.

Yes, but Haruina party keep him young, keep him young. But you guys know the part of this goss I hear from the Bravo docket, one of my favorite podcasts, is that Lisa went to this Halloween party. She's like, oh, he's gonna be having this Halloween party with all these Instagram sluts around it, probably underage their barely legal. I'm like, you've been having these parties with them for a year.

I think Lisa's like one of those people who like hangs out in bathrooms and is like, Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Yeah. She's like, she's the one who's like, can you help me get the spare out of my trunk and just like, push it, push it some in there, drives them over to Lenny's mansion and you know, like shoves them out there with the glass of champagne or whatever So anyway, she went to that party this year and there's like seeing there's like the photos I remember that him and her money like

Marina's like very on a ground day with a lot of rabbit ears She's good. So Marina's totally changed and now Lenny at least says like wait a minute This is crazy talk like let me correct you. I don't like what you're bringing to me and Marina's like That's how it ends Yikes that brings us to the end of real applause in Miami! What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? Thank you guys so much for coming out!

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