Watch What Crappens - RHOM: One Life To Liver

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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What happens What crap What What What Happens when there's so what if Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about.

I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is my wonderful, glorious work, husband. Mr. Ronny Caram, hi Ronny, how are you? Well, hello Ben, how are you, babes? I'm great, I had so much fun in the mountain, the mountain time zone over the weekend in Salt Lake City in Denver. We had two great shows, had so much fun. My first time going to Salt Lake City ever, and so cool that Heather Gay and Meredith Marks came and joined us for that episode, for that live show, and Seth Marks too. What a thrill, so thanks to them for dropping by and coming on stage.

We are already ready to go out to our next two shows. We've got Seattle this Thursday at the Neptune. We're going to be recapping real house-wise of New Jersey in Seattle. And then the next day in San Francisco, we are going to be doing Vanderpump rules. So two really big shows, and there are gonna be big crap in the shows too.

We have a lot of people coming to both shows. So definitely get your tickets. Go to watch your crappens.com because I think both nights are going to be like big, rowdy fun times. So come join your people. And then that will be it for March. And then in April, we have two shows in April. We got Toronto, which is I'm pretty sure that sold out there. Maybe like one or two tickets. You can check if you want and Philadelphia also another big rowdy show That those are gonna be on the 21st and 22nd and then in May We have New York City and DC. We have like these big blockbuster shows just coming down the pike right here

So that's at watchercrapids.com to get tickets And there's a full schedule to beyond that. We got a ton of shows in June, but we're not going to bore you with those right now, just letting you know what's sort of immediately on the horizon. So go check that out. Also, there was so much going on last week. We really kind of forgot to mention that we had a new Well Hello episode go up. That's an exclusive for One Dree Plus. And I personally loved this Well Hello episode. It's not so much the house hunter's episode was so great. It's just that, I don't know. I just felt like everything you were saying, Ronnie,

was cracking me up. So for those who want to hear us talk about a homely woman moving to the Champagne region of France, definitely check out dwell hello. Oh, good times. dwell hello. It was always a great time. We love doing those. region of France, definitely check out Dwell Hello. Oh, good times. Dwell Hello is always a great time. We love doing those. And those are every other week on one three plus.

Okay. Today, getting settled back into my desk, I'm talking in the mic in a new way. Ooh, it's changed everything everybody. Because I told some listeners I would work on my sound. So there it is. Hope it sounds better. What do you think of that?

All you sound all right. Yes, I know. And what else? Just back home, look around, having baby dogs, having my fish, baby gorgeous is so cute. I can't believe you still alive. Really thought I would kill that fish. But you know what? Here we is. Wags is a little tailed. Like a little dog. Okay. And I love it. I thought my fish. And it's time to say goodbye to Real Housewives of Miami for the season because this is the final episode of the reunion.

Reunion episode three. What? It was a triumphant season and it was a great reunion. I kind of feel like the reunion got lost in the shuffle a little bit with girls' trip coming back and just other things of scandival. But what a great way to send it all off. I just, you know, standing ovation for my, my amy was our, at one, best bravo show of the year at the crappies, which as we all know is an international award

that is respected around the globe. So, you know, what else needs to be said about it? Yeah, I mean, congratulations to them. Really? Because that's huge. So here we are with my, oh, and also, the schedule for the week is gonna be a little different because today is Miami, like normal. But then everything changes.

Everything's changing. We've got Girls Trip unloading three episodes at once, so we're gonna do this today. Tomorrow we're gonna have summer house. Right after that, the next two days are gonna be girls trip, episodes two and three, and then we will be putting out live versions of pump and jersey, sorry, switch the order, jersey, and then pump this weekend. Okay, so it's like, no top chef, Jersey, and then pump this weekend. Okay.

No top chef. No top chef this week. Sorry, everyone. Just, you know, too much. Too much. Too much for us. You know, we're giving, we're giving Gela break this week. Okay.

We're giving the woman a break. She deserves it. Listen, if you want to know what happened on top chef this week, here's what happened. There were teams and once again, women had ideas and men were like, no, I don't want to do that. And then men got to do things and the women had to suffer. And then when there were questions, the men always talked first and took credit first and then tried to shift the blame on to the women when things didn't go right. So that's what it was this week once again. Oh, good old male sovmus on God in this chat.

Yeah, and also fish and chips. Also, we're going on a pub crawl. Otherwise known as Sarah's bridal march. Am I right, Sarah? Crawling down the aisle, drunk as Helen Arkansas, wherever you're from. Sarah, have you ever seen a egg in meat in Kentucky? They call it a scotch egg. Isn't that fascinating?

All right. Let's get to it. So here we are with reunion, part three of Miami. The reunion conglomerate. I was, I was harmonizing with you. I was doing an Andy harmony. And we found out that Alexia will never be doing a watch what crap in life show

Alexia will never be showing up to surprise us because her first line in the tonight on the ring Is her is going I can't stand the man to talk shit about a woman So I guess we'll just keep the chair warm for ya. Hope you change your mind when, day, because we'd love you. I mean, I listen, despite everything, I still love Alexia, but I also know that if we ever

did a live show with Alexia, we would have such strange chemistry because I feel like she would not get the jokes in the right way. She's like, no, I never said that. Like, no, it was a joke, Alexia. We didn't say that you said that. I never say that about Peter.

No, I know it's a joke. What is is a radio show it's a podcast why am I debating suit I don't know why are you in a bathing suit it's a lot to weird questions that that imaginary lifestyle so we start with Andy Lisa lips from or is it a butthole asks I thought you and Lenny were divorcing but you still held a Halloween party at the house What's up with that? Well, he lives for the Halloween party. I really couldn't tell him like legally I couldn't tell him no unfortunately I signed the document when we got married That said I can never say no to Lenny so legally I'm bound by it. Legally I had to put on a slitty bikini cat.

It's awesome. According to Florida bylaws between the days of October 29th and October 31st, I am legally obliged to wear something black and skimpy and I can say it's my astronaut outfit. Slutty astronaut. Yeah. Hidden figures my ass. uh... something black and skimpy and i can say it's my ash not out there sludgy ash not yeah uh... hidden figures my ass who died this figure right so kiki's like yes i was always going to the s's house for these parties for

years and i was never invited by the subat by agents and party promoters and i've always heard around my amy beach that linnie's a cheater like i know models that he cheats with. And last week they made it look like Lisa was very upset with this revelation from Kiki, but this week she just goes, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's coming out now.

It is not coming out now. It is not coming out. Now listen, it doesn't make it better that you probably have always known that. It doesn't make Len the less of a piece of shit, but come on now. I like that this one, Lisa's like, what a shock! It's all been such a shock!

She's acting as if a piece of the yarn ball, someone pulled at it and it all unraveled. That has been just a pile of yarn for years. It has never been a ball. It has not even just a pile of yarn for years. It has never been a ball. It has not even been a pile. It's just been one long yarn. Very orderly, play stretched out from one end of the two to the other.

No, it's not even twisted into yarn. It's not even, it's not even loomed. It's just dirty wool. Okay, you've just been, you've just been at a home full of dirty wool. Okay. It's just a sheep at this point, okay? So, so then Alexia is like, oh well you know, it's funny because when you're in a relationship,

you don't see things, okay? Because sometimes you just have too much light in your eyes from being a star. So you're just, you're blinded. You can't see things, you know? Like when your husband is hanging out with male escorts star. So, you're just, you're blinded. You can't see things, you know? Like when your husband is like hanging out with like male escorts, and you think like they're just like your poker buddies that are just like naked.

It's like that's what you think it is. You're like, it's not denial. It's just like, you know, just being too much of a star. Mm-hmm. And then Kiki's like, yes, I know what it's like to be blindsided. It happened to me. I had this man that I met,

and I love this man. And then he told me he had an accident and fell and slip in some of these vagina. And he's like, what? He fell in the soup. Somebody's vagina. So I'm not stupid. I didn't buy it, but men are stupid. And they'll say the craziest thing after they do what they do. And Andy, proving that men are'm not stupid. I didn't buy it, but men are stupid and they'll say the craziest thing after they do what they do And I'd be proving that men are absolutely not stupid at all. I was like wow Fowl into the giant of that is great anyone heard of that. That's crazy Yeah, precision based lies

So he's like, I want you to have a drink of down says Lisa was very naive and careless Why would she allow parties with young pussy? Don't you feel like they were just speed dance for Lenny and Lisa's like yeah, I absolutely thought that especially the fact that everyone got done saying switch switch That's what they do. No, I know this is a weirdest Halloween party because all I heard was ding. This is so weird. It's like every minute. Ding.

And then Roger Lodge showed up and everyone had thought bubbles over their head. I was like, what's happening here? I almost believed this was normal in a mirror, Jandy. He was making me feel crazy. And then of course, like, oh, yeah, he pulled the crazy card. He made you feel like you were crazy. And where is so goes by the way Nicole? That is the exact definition. No, Ariana, I'm talking to that is the exact

definition of narcissistic. She goes, I agree. I agree with you. That is that, but this is not, this is not our moment. Okay, we can yell at each other in a minute I love you man. I love Marisol sort of being like huh in a hot and a non-ha moment and that Is narcissism the case closed. I don't think anyone was debating that but it's fine So they were calling her a narcissist earlier. Remember they were reading the definition? She said, I dream, I was like, here is the definition of narcissists. She's like, oh, for cranks, saying.

Put some olives in it, I might swallow it. Otherwise, get it on in here with that. But it's like, it just was so long. I mean, it was literally from the first episode. It, I mean, that's like me, me following up with like a dig from like, you know, last week, you know, which I will do, by the way. I hear you. No, no, I hear you. I hear you. It's hard to remember. There's so. So Andy's like, so would anyone take their men to these parties and Alexi, Alexi is like, well, I go, but you know, Tadno's not the look. Tadno's not because if Tad looks, you know what?

You know who he's going to be married to? Not a star. Not a star. Yeah. And apparently at the last party, Lenny wouldn't let anyone inside the house. Maybe they were having an insurance issue in case someone fell on their very hard shiny floors.

But at least I was like, yeah, the thoughts were all over the house, the thoughts were all over that place. And apparently they didn't even let Martina, who by the way is cancer-free. That was an announcement that happened over the weekend. Martina's cancer-free, you'd love to hear that. But apparently Lenny didn't even let Martina into that. How do you deny a world icon into your stupid ass house?

Please, Martina might be a tennis icon, but Lenny is a boob god. Do you understand? God totally wins. Has anybody called Martina the goddess of tennis or the god of tennis? No, they haven't. So she gets bored. That's it. Martina, maybe she should be a god more.

Okay. And that is the definition of narcissists. That, that. I'm least like, yeah, I wish I could have done things differently. I mean, in hindsight, would it have changed anything? Mm, I don't really see myself as a checkout person. So no, but it's nice to talk about. And Andy's like, whoa, well, I mean, look at you. Just look at you.

You're a knockout. A bombshell. Did he appreciate that? And she's like, well, I did look kind of crazy last year because I had so much filler. Maybe that was why you cheated on me. Lisa cut the crap, OK? Seriously?

No, you don't get him to pass. He's probably the one he filled you with all that shit fuck that guy. Yeah, and by the way Just so you know you still look kind of crazy So it clearly wasn't about that, okay, but you are you are a hottie and I'm glad you moved on to Jody Jody the person that we may have thought was in your glam squad. We're still happy because we feel like you're on the right path. But I have to say in Lisa's defense, Lisa does have crazy housewives filler face, but if

you ever look at pictures of her, because during this whole divorce, they're like, look at Lisa when she was super young, and this is when she met Lenny and all that stuff. She had the same fate. I mean, she looks the same actually. I mean, she is filled up. She is filled up. But it's like, I thought her whole face was made out of that. You know, I just figured it was kind of a housewives type thing. But no, she really, she actually looks like she used to look.

So, you know, mausole tof. You look great. She looks, she actually does really look great. I was mean to be like, you still look crazy because she does look great. I don't know. You know what, I'm a little bit on one today. What can I say? Because I am the definition of an arse assist.

That, that's me. Beep. This is Mary Sol's speed dating answer to everything. So, Andy's like, all right, well, everybody was commenting their support. I wish from, I was hot enough to be invited to that Halloween party says Lisa's a god damn idiot, but you guys have a sisterhood and it's so nice to see you hug while accusing each other of having mortgages.

So how do you get through this? So stay so close guys. I honestly, I don't even know how I would have gotten through this without the other women. I mean, everyone called me, everyone supported me, no one sent me any sort of like shady mirrors. It was just like a really wonderful time. Well Lenny's current girlfriend as a restraining order against you and Larza basically helped you to get that dismissed. And Lisa's like, yeah, a lot of people would not be want to be involved with that But she was on hold back all day for me. I'm not gonna say cuz literally all day like like seriously literally like I'm not even lying to you

It's like literally all day Yeah, we we basically we told her that you know I don't know I was gonna try to craft a joke here about Michael Jordan somehow, but I didn't quite come together So we'll just move on you know what I'm saying So what did you say when you were on the phone Lars? She is um, well I was like listen up like this is how I feel like okay? Because like honestly like the girlfriend was like trying to make her out to be the villain But like Lisa's just like trying to have like a conversation

like with their husband not even lying like. And so they dismissed it. What the fuck is my Emmy's court system? That you could just, they're like, okay, if you stay on hold long enough, we'll dismiss whatever you need dismissed, you know? I just, yeah, I'm just wondering what this, it's like,

hi, we have larsipipin as a character witness. I think at that point the judge was like, okay, you know what, never mind, I'm not going down this. I'm not doing this, okay, you know what, I'm not, I'm not. So you know what, like, I'm like, I'm like doing it with Michael Jordan's sense. So like, yeah, so right, just missed.

Charge is dismissed. Also, Lenny got his new girlfriend, a new pair. So there you go, there's Lenny's MO already showing itself with this new check. Here he got her a nice gigantic pair of boobs. So hope it was worth it, lady. Congratulations. Here's your prize. New boobs into Lenny. Okay. Yeah. New boobs and a strange man. So they'll talk about how horrible it was for Lisa to have to go through, she has to not only fight Lenny, but she has to fight a mistress on top of it, somewhere in West Hollywood, Lala was like, Who said that one mistress?

And Lala says, yeah, but like if they like God, like they're restraining, like what they're like, we like wouldn't even be able to go to restaurants and swear to God like not even lying. Like if we went to other restaurants they go to then we couldn't go there that's like other restaurants in Miami like so whatever. The real victim in all this, Larsa Pippin and her ability to go to restaurants and not eat there. Yeah. Larsa's appetizers, the real victim.

Hi there. I'd like to get a table at Tau please. This is appetizers, the real victim. Hi there. I'd like to get a table at Tau, please. I'm sorry you cannot have our middling Chinese food because Lenny is at a booth. Oh, it's not right. Injustice. So then Andy asked Lisa if she's going to get married again and she's like, I would love to.

I would love to have a life partner. It's better to share banking. It's better to share experiences. And I want them to, I would love to have a life partner. It's better to share banking, it's better to share experiences. And I want them to love me back, Andy. That's all I want. That's all I wanted. Sinterkos like, oh, you will get that, my friend. You'll get that.

And it's like, all right. It's now that Lisa is finally showing some vulnerability. And before we pile on too much on this whole like, Lisa's going to be loved back. Let's switch gears. Hey, Alexia You say you speak a more and a more of a Miami dialective Spanish. Is that true? Most Spanish people speaking in Miami? It's like I'm like wow, so Lisa's like I just want to be loved back. She's like I'm just lonely I just want to be loved okay Okay, hold on one second. Talk about what Spanish sounds like in Miami, huh?

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Now, did your family's approve of you going outside the Cuban culture for others? And she's like, yeah, my mom wanted it because she said my other marriage is failed because they were Cuban guys. She said the only cousins I have that are still married are Gringo's. Just like to point out, Lenny is a gringo. So yeah, I want to I hate to see this. I feel like this is not gonna be a universal

truth about men. Yeah, Marisol's like, yeah, my now is from Grand Edge, Connecticut. His old school born in 1929. I mean, don't please don't do the math on my age, please. And I would come home with, I would come with Arabs and guys from Morocco and, you know, people from all over the world and he was like, why can't you bring home an American football player? That's what he wanted and now he's gone. And, you know, I finally brought home an American guy that he would have wanted for me. So anyway, hashtag kind of a racist story. That's sort of supposed to be romantic.

What a romantic racist story of my racist body. Why wasn't he a great guy? From American football player, and now I brought home Steve, the American piano bar lover. So I'm not really sure how that's gonna make dad happy, but there you go I'm sure he's loves watching guys squat and tickling a little pigskin. Now what I mean Andy I'm an alcoholic. Steve is a regular Johnny, you know what I'm saying? Just had a fun to the front of it. It becomes fun I this Wow, John and Steve this is almost aligned about gay men from Steel Magnolia.

Could it get more Gringo than that? Yes, it's called the cast of the Underpump Rules. So Kelsey... Kelsey from Grammar! Says Nicole Nilexia. I'm glad you guys ended up making up, but I'm curious, Anthony and Todd have made up from the gringo dinner, dust up, tell me everything. And then we see the clip,

them fighting over that lawyer that showed up to the party that Nicole embarrassed everybody in front of. And Anthony going, come on, we'll just send him some flowers. Does he like chocolate and Todd going, well, you're gonna send a quote that's not what the sound is. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with chrome man's love with the shadows what's wrong with you what the fuck is all gonna send it what's happening to me? Who are you doing? You think you're seeing that in this guy?

It's like that. Fuck you. What are you doing, man? You're on my you're at. You're not on your way. You're not on your way. You're not on your way. You're not on your way.

You're not on your way. You're not. You're not. You're not on your way. You're not on your way. You're not on your way. You're not on your way. You're not on your way. You're not stupid. So then Alex is like, no, they didn't make up. We saw each other a carbon and once again Andy was, Andy was, oh, I'm sorry, not Andy. Andy's wonderful.

Anthony was being, oh yeah. Well, you said I should call him Antonio because he's such a chick. You know, that's what I should call him. Antonio, okay? Because we know what comes out of his mouth, chick stuff. That's what comes out of his mouth. Like a woman. I don't understand when women do this.

They're like, you know what? He's stupid, like a woman. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid dumb things that no one should care about. Like most women, I'm like, I hate to break it to you. Like say you're a woman, why are you sitting on yourself? I think actually most things women say

are way more impressive than anything men say. Yeah, hell yeah, I'm always at the girls table I would take that as a compliment running. He's like a woman. I'm like, thank you Thank you for not grouping me in with these apes over here. I know So um, yeah, so she's so then because Alexia said that he was being disrespectful and saying that like the only ones with real jobs Or him and Nicole and and what the fuck does, he does whatever the fuck he wants and that it was funny and everything they said was favorite, like laugh about everything with Larsa.

And I was confused because Alexia said that she went in on Anthony at Art Basel, which was early December, but the show hadn't even premiered until two or three weeks later. So I didn't understand how she had already heard about what Anthony was saying about Larsa on camera. Might just be a mystery. Well, maybe he said that to her. Maybe he said that to her. It caught bone.

Maybe he was like, wow, I'm not gonna apologize to you. We're the only ones with real jobs. I wasn't being mean to Larsa. I was just being funny. Or something. I don't know. Well, thank God you got that restraining order dropped because to Larsa. I was just being funny or something. I don't know. Well, thank God she got that restraining order dropped because otherwise Larsa would never

be able to get to carbon. So it's like, well, yeah, like she came in and she was like, Anthony and I were by ourselves. Okay, this is what was going on. Okay. And then she comes in like waving her finger and rolling her head and going you guys are in trouble I mean she started it you came in hot just admit it and Lexi is like I can't stand a man who talks shit about a woman I was like slinking away from the computer I'm gonna be back. Just gotta be I'll be back And then Larsa goes and then he's a bitch and he's a bitch So Andy's like okay, we're not gonna do this now, even though I did literally just ask these questions

and you're just answering them. Larsa, eggs from OlaFron says, watching the tease for the season, I noticed you were wearing braids in the Bahamas. Fashion wise, I know you can pull it off, but do you think it's full? Do you think it's really culturally appropriate, emphasis on appropriate, but with a different

Way of saying the syllables inappropriate if you know what I'm saying He's like I think you're gonna get a little backlash And she's like I mean like I'm not white like so Like I have a greater that like comes in embrace my kids' space like every week so like that's what it's like like And Mary soul's like, oh God, did anyone get offended by both Derek? Bo Derek. He fucking kidding me. How old is that? Refer. Okay, things are different now than they were 45 years ago. Mary soul. Okay. I love Bo Derek. He always said, why don't you come home with like a male version

of Bo Derek? He is the same. Bo Derek, there's a gal who can get a gringo. Alright? The larses, my son's had braids for the past 4 years, so I have a braider and literally come to my life, come to my home and braid his hair, and if I'm going to trip and don't feel like doing it with my hair,'ll have to like braid my hair like. And it's like okay so you have um you can do box braids because you are in proximity to a braider is that what we're going by now? She has black children so she's entitled I guess I mean I don't know. I'm not a big shamer of hair styles I guess anyway but I can see how people would be annoyed.

Yeah. Have people been annoyed? I haven't heard people say really anything about that. Yeah. People have been... it's been more like, I feel like from what I've noticed, and of course, I'm just a white guy. I've just sort of noticed sort of like side eye, online side eye, if that makes sense. Not full-on petitionsitions or articles or think pieces, but more like comments here and there, just people being like really lursa. So, well, I'm more, I mean, I think the appropriation is more dangerous is the Kim Kardashian,

like facial and but appropriation. Like the woman is literally hurting herself to look like Kim Kardashian. She's literally changing everything about her just to look like Kim Kardashian. She's literally changing everything about her just to look like that woman. And it's creepy. It's like that guy who's changing himself to look like Barbie. Is it the Barbie guy?

Is that his name? You know that, Donna? You see? Thank you for making my point. Well, either way, I still thought, I still thought it was just like funny, that just funny that her basis of her argument was like, a traitor comes to my house, some allowed. So then Andy's like, Kiki, what was your reaction?

Could you please stand in for all black people please and Kiki's like, you know what, I think anyone should rock whatever they want to as long as it looks good on you. I think they should embrace it. And you know, like that's just what it should be. And if you know what, if a guy trips and falls and his penis falls into you, you know, maybe it's because you have beautiful braids. I don't know. Hmm.

Well, I want to switch it up. Let's talk, witchcraft. Oh my God, that's Steve's favorite song. Witchcraft sits on top of the piano and... No, actual witchcraft. All right.'ll be drifted to the Bahamas. Kiki, why were you so emotional with the shaman? Uh, well, you know, I hadn't really eaten anything in a few days. I just like a whopper here and there.

And I think it just all kind of got to me if I'm going to be completely honest. But, you know, at this point I'm releasing anything negative inside me and including accidental penis. So, you know, I'll do it. If I can do it, I'll try it, you know? I mean, look at her. She's just a single mother. She's got kids. She's not working.

I mean, how much do you think this woman works? She's not a spring chicken anymore. The woman, you know, the whole time when we were getting to know her, everyone said she's not in a spring chicken anymore. The woman, you know, the whole time when we were getting to know her Everyone said she's smell onions. These turns out she carries hamburgers in her purse Can you blame the woman for wanting to her? Okay, you can stop now. Thank you Wow, so you're a single mother your husband cheated. You're trying to be a model. It's drying up It sounds like a lot's going on in your life

Anyway, Marisol you're a super spiritual and your mama's super spiritual. Let's talk about this. You want to cry a little bit more? Then we see a clip of Mama Elsa throwing rice on people's heads and being like, you're fixed. And then going into the office back when Marisol was a PR person walking through the office and she goes up to the secretary chicken she goes, you want to get married? She's, yeah I do. And then she just sprays her in the face with something. Like, just keeps walking.

So great, what a legend. The bullwark of spirituality. Yeah. Okay, so then Andy's like, Mary saw you through the stones away that every Adriana And Julia gave you was in the stones or was it because it was from Julian Adriana? I wanted out who do you hate more stones or Julia Adriana? Well, I had to say you know, I see them out. You know, it had nothing to do with Julia or Adriana

I just you know, I didn't want energy from anyone or anything, you know, I just wanted to, just want to get rid of it. And Julia's like, well, I just can assure you there is no magic spells behind it. Only got, got stones. Well, I would never feel in any capacity that you would put bad juju on a stomp stop. You know what, when people say own it all the time, this is what they mean, dude. Like, you're just pretending you didn't even care. That's not true. We all saw the episode.

It was like three weeks ago. You're a liar. So Adriana, she's like, yeah, I don't think you would do that to me, Julia. I mean, you wouldn't put bad juju. Your nickname is JoJo. Why would you do that in your own nickname? So Adriana's like, but why would you say that? I would do that.

She goes, well, you're Brazilian that. So have I not been racist or offensive enough today to other cultures? Okay, let's go for this again. You're Brazilian, that's why which woman? I know, seriously. Okay, well, what would my stone say? Oh, well, your stone would say love.

Like, I know ultimately you want to find love of your life beyond your children. Which I have. Yes, yes, you have children. And he's like, well, I think Mama Elsa told me it wasn't in the cards. And then we see a flashback of 20 11. Yeah, I mean like 12 years ago. Yes. And he's like, mom

Elsa, am I gonna find love? And she just looks and was like, no, yeah, and he goes, well, but now that you spent more time with me, do you still think that? And she's like, yes. And Mary so goes, well, so fast forward a decade later, what are you feeling? Was she right or wrong? Well, I'm hoping my story is not over girl. It's not over but Shirley the Apple logs coming see I mean come on On your lips nothing else

Rest is still on written. He's just singing the Hills theme song to make himself feel better. Just drive him Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh the highest rate of STDs are founded nursing homes. I'm just gonna say that. I think that's when I'm really gonna go nuts. When I, if I make it old enough to get into the nursing home, fuck it, you don't have to date anybody. You just fuck all sorts of people and not call them back there. I'm in. And also things go wild at Olympic villages. I feel like that's always the big story.

Well, no, no, it is too late for that. Okay, it's not, it may not be too late for love, but today I tried to do pushups and I literally almost threw my elbow out. I had to like get up on, I couldn't even do one. Okay. So that dream's dead. Sande's like, well, Kiki was amazing having you here so you could say three things, but before I say goodbye to you, it wouldn't be a real Kiki exit without a burger. So we got you a burger. So he gives her like some wrapped up burger and everything

and he's like, oh yeah, I'll have this for, does this have cheese on it? It's just like yeah. Okay, and pickles, extra pickles. Yeah. May I one this side? Okay, come on, it's a prop. Okay, is that making requests?

Is it the extra cheese right off the broiler? I'm like, okay, Kiki, I guess that you're not like super rich like everybody else and that's fine. But don't overdo the requests to make yourself feel rich in the fast food line because don't you know people that do that? They let go through and they're like, I want a Chick-fil-A, but guess what?

I don't want to pick a lot of it, but I do want a lettuce, but I want mayo, but only half the mayo you would normally use. And then I want a cheese put on straight, but then a second cheese put between that cheese and the lettuce and the other cheese so this cheese is a different it's like come on you know that is special or king's whole thing is like like do it my way or something like that oh no all the whole lot everybody let's bring Steve up Steve's did on top of

the piano give us your burger king. All right. Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us have it your way. Yeah. Thank you. All right, Steve. See you tomorrow, money.

Thank you. Steve does kind of look like the Burger King later in life. I don't think I've ever seen the Burger King. You've never seen the Burger King. You've never seen the Burger King think I've ever seen the Burger King. You never seen the Burger King? You never seen the Burger King? Is he an actual character? Yeah, the Burger King. I mean, I've seen the Burger King crown.

I've seen the Burger King restaurant. Obviously, let me look him up. There's a Burger King. She likes to have a big head with a beard and he runs around. Oh, here. Oh, yeah, the Burger King. Okay, I predict Lisa is going to marry this guy next. He actually does look more like Jody. That's crazy. He literally looks like Jody. I forgot that they were doing. Wait, Jody is the young version of Steve rap. So I think it's

a spectrum. Oh, okay. So I looked at the Burger King, right? And then there's a picture of him making out with Ronald McDonald. That's hilarious. I'm sure there's some sort of burger king porn. That's probably very disturbing. Cause no people make weird ass. Cartoon. Oh, God.

Yeah, I've seen that in like previews on dirty sites or whatever, and I have never been able to look at Barney Rubble the same. I'm never gonna forget it. Yeah, it's weird and I just did an image search for Burger King porn and it was 100% not what I was. I was thinking it'd be some disgusting image of the Burger King but it's actually way worse. It's just like people having sex in Burger King. Oh really? That's a thing.

I don't just don't look. I'm telling you, it's worse than a weird animated. Wow. Kinks have really gone off. You go, Kinks are going, yeah, they're really happening now. Okay, so this Kiki thing, so she sent off with her sad burger. And Andy's so rude about it. He's like, we know, we know it's a struggle being poor So oh yeah, we know you know my difference cold. You didn't even give her a warm burger

You guys are lots of stars on this show. I wasn't even convinced it was a wopper It just sort of had generic Brown wax paper around it. I was like this is from craft services and there was a difference between craft service and a wopper Sir, yeah, it's like when your mom told you she was making you hamburger. It's like, no, no, this is not it, mother. Okay. So Julie is like, can I say please, the burger took me back to party.

So I want to clear the air. I love you, Kiki, your life of the party. And when someone says, so someone, that's when I overreact. And I'm sorry you weren't at my party but you said so so and you know I love you Kiki she goes well the way to make it up to me you need to set up God Martina and me and you on double date this is how you do it and forever and wondering oh it's Ben and Ronnie doing their goat joking. No, she actually said goat

She actually is like all I want is not She goes to be like no, I don't want to go I Don't want why would I want to go to? No, that's all I want Su Simmons is like fuck her. I'm sorry. Is my mic still on? I can't even play Phil Collins at party because of that terrible song. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, goes away and Andy goes wow that was great and I have to say no one has ever

looked better eating a big burger oh excuse me high-end this is Padma locks me in case forgot I did a commercial for Carl's Jr. but I guess that's not important to you now huh bye hey maybe you should scroll down a little bit on my Insta loser so I have a little bit of non-com loser. And so I have a little on your non commercial of Burger King, not getting paid for it. Wow, Kiki, congrats on keeping a Burger King wapper in your purse for free, stupid.

So now Andy asks Alexia how Frankie's doing. And she says that Frankie's like making pro. Oh, this is sort of like behind it. There was like, I got a break. Frankie calls up and Alexia shows Franky to all the women. Everyone waves and it's nice. And Andy's like, Hey, Gertie, congratulations are in order. You finally figured out that family ties is the phrase on your forehead. Congratulations. Took you a little while. Great TV show. The 80s. So they talk about how Gerdy was named, bride, magazines, wedding planner of the year.

And she's like, oh, it's not just me, it's a lot of people, Andy. Okay, yesterday I was named as top 100 global planners, which is a bigger deal. And I'm gonna go to Qatar. That's where I'm going, Ness. Everybody can you believe it? I can't believe it.

And then I do spend enough time with my children, but we're making up for it. A lot of Chuck E. Chase and our future Abby. Yeah, at least Samalan told me that I have to drop, like, Dubai. If I'm going to Qatar, I have to drop by Dubai. I'm like, wow, they are just trying to get anyone. Then please come help our show, make it interesting.

So then Andy's asking how our business has changed. And she's like, oh, well, I've completely restructured my career. I went from 15 weddings a year to five weddings a year and from zero Marvel movies a year, just still zero Marvel movies a year. But now, at least I know what they're called. There's one called Beetleman, I believe, or Revengers. I like that she goes so fast and just names all of this shit and then starts crying and

then suddenly is not crying. She's just like, yeah, it's crazy. I only do five weddings now instead of 15 weddings because now I have more time for my children But my children are so busy. I finally had to get a job in John Wick for so now my John Wick for which is a big deal Keanu, you know, maybe I might get married and that's great. No miss my kids so much. I can't even be away from my kids But that's really great. Ah, thanks for asking Andy I'm gonna say something about a four-week candle? John Wick, that's what we call my unnamed four-week candle That's my candle that goes in higher's prostitutes

John Wick For minimum, am I right? Don't forget to get your Wick wet, John! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So, Ford from Focus says Russell is a man of few words, How difficult was it to hear that he felt you were MIA? He didn't m I A. He's a M I A and M I A. Think about it everyone.

Man, it's Ryan and B. It's like they just bring me up from Potomac. The Potomac cast just totally in full trades. So then she basically does her crying thing about how, oh my god, I don't want to lose him, but then I check my kids out. Oh, I'm so proud to be mother. Oh, I'm so happy. I'm really happy.

Like literally so happy. Yeah. Well, the friendship between Alexia Marisol and Adriana took an ugly turn this year culminating in a sprained ankle and bruised feelings. Can these OGs heal their fractured friendship or is it beyond repair? Oh gosh, so then we go through,

we start way back. Oh, way back. Way back with Adriana trying on her wedding dress at that lame ass fake wedding that she made people wait for like three and a half hours, that's how late she was. So you get married on that dilapidated boat, they probably ended up sinking, okay?

I will never forget that. So then they're crying and I don't know, it was weird watching the soul footage and then Mary soul's like, well, you know, I lost things, everybody's been through things, you know? Like, sure Adriana, I didn't call you but when you got divorced but I lost my parents I lost things in a hurricane I broke up with my ex-boyfriend you didn't call me either the one I want the most I know about that yeah and he just like well what I said about

your ex-boyfriend it was coming from a good place and like I was like oh that was a good place that was a good place and he's just well, it was to prove my loyalty. My loyalty. Oh, but you said your ex reached out, and I didn't respond. If you would left it there, that would have been okay. But to say, he told me he never loved you. Wow, what are you, mama Elsa?

D. And everyone's pretty much like yes Adrian's like well her and I were sitting there and on our second bottle of crystal and like was that my best judgment Absolutely not I regret seeing it and I'm sorry I said it's but like listen to me Marisol Listen to me look at my eyes your mother and I were really good friends There's a reason why you say your mother was the way she was and she liked me Okay, and like that has some weight, right? Well athlete from split says remember when Adriana was upset about Alexia not liking her anymore

So we see a clip of the massage on vacation where she's telling Larsa and Lisa like, you know, I don't even know if she likes me anymore. Like, what's the deal? Like, they just treat me like they don't even like me. What a bitch. And so then Larsa running and tabling. So Andy asked her like, why did you like rent straight to Alexia and Taddle Tail Larsa? And she's like, because like, honestly, like, this is this is real okay, like this is how I feel about it.

Like I feel like she called her a bitch and like honestly like seriously like at all these feelings like I feel like with Adriana like who is she? Like seriously honestly tell me to my face. Oh, Adriana. You know what? Like I don't even know if she's like my friend or my enemy. I don't even know. It's like crazy. Alexia, how many times did I text you to go get dinner and you always so mean to me?

She's like, you know what, why? Do you know why, what? Because you're a fake. That's why, because you're a fake and a fraud. But you're a fake. You're a fraud. You're a fraud. Wait, what is Alexia and not tell the truth about it? You're like really really really let her finish let her finish

Oh, I have to talk I have to talk. Okay. He's asking me a question star has to answer question now time for star question Okay, the only one who can answer is me. Okay, this is my life. This is my star life. Okay, you're not this is my package This is my package, okay life. Okay, you're not. This is my package. This is my package. Okay. And he runs like it's not about Larsa and Larsa's like everything's about me shut up. Okay, I'm going to tell you because this is my package. Okay. So first of all, I want to apologize to Leah because Leah was trying to tell us that she was married to Fredric already. Does everybody remember? And then we see a clip of Leah telling Lisa and Alexia. If this was when Leah was like, look at me, I'm very calm to try and get you to believe

me. So she was like, if you were helping someone under the guys that they were a single mother who had nothing, and then you find out they're a millionaire, you might feel something about that. I feel hurt. That's it tear it down so we come back and Alexis like oh and Leo is telling us just and I never listen to it and Adriana says well she always had a lot of information Leo

was it a lie? I mean like the scoreboard is pretty strong on this one with the lie. I mean, like the scoreboard is pretty strong on this one. So, so then yeah, Alex is like, so let's talk about you, were you not married? And Adrian was like, and Andy's like, yeah, Adrianna, were you married? And Adrian was like, you know what, don't tell me what to do.

You're not the boss of me. And he's like, actually I am the boss of you. So you have to answer this. All right, okay, I am the boss of you. So you have to answer this. All right. Okay, let's talk about Leah. And I think he's like, okay, because she changes it, of course. Alexia, she goes,

Alexia screams, keep my name and your family and my family's name out of your fucking mouth. And then Adi just is screaming for them to focus. And so we ask again, so were you already married to Frederick in 2008 when you got married in 2013? Did you get married for the show? And she thinks that she stops and she looks up and she's just, oh, no, absolutely not. He's like, okay, well, I want to talk about the ankle, the ruined friendship and the vacation. Which is more important, you decide. Edge round and fell in her ankle and had to be wheeled around

and a wheelchair and a big hat Nicole as a doctor what was your read on the injury? Well, it was bruised and she was like swollen and like it's a big property and like you know the property's massive. So to get from point A to point B is like a slip. And if you're in pain, the easiest way to get around is to ask your dad for an apology And he still won't give it to you. So then you're just stuck there, you know? So then they start fighting about the ankle and Julia and sis she saw that it was blue and lars is like

Oh, yeah, then like why was it not like blue the next day like then why and Adriana go it was blue. It was just covered up so you couldn't see it Okay, okay, okay, okay. Because like we're really not expressing the degree to which everyone is talking about themselves during most of this episode, but it's like really intense in these parts, and Andy is losing his mind. Yeah, and so he goes, okay though, here's the most controversial moment of the season, where you made the analogy.

And it's just silence. And everybody gathers their thoughts for this huge segment. Yeah. And he's like, so you regretted what you said, but when you realized that your analogy did not land the way it intended to. And so Adrian was like, well, for me, it started like this.

Like, we were on the boat. The song was playing. We were happy. Even Alexia says it's a great song. And like, oh, yeah, for me, it started like this. Like, we were on the boat. The song was playing. We were happy. You know, even Alexia says it's a great song. And like, oh, yeah, no, it's a great song. It's a great song. Like, you know, I love your song. It's great.

I love it. It's a great song. It's going to be hit, you know? Yeah. And she's like, well, I don't know how the accident thing came up. And Alexia's like, Adriana, it's inside of you. That's why, Han, you can't help it.

You can't help it. That's why I can't put you anymore. Because it is inside of you. OK? Like, start a midsensitivity. OK You can't help it. That's why I can't put you anymore because it is inside of you Okay, like start a mission side of me. Okay, and Adriana is like it's because I was trying to relate to you Don't you understand because Frankie almost lost his brain like I almost lost my food Last I was saying but my food. Do you know how hard it is to think without a food? Yes, I know but like when you say these things that you are not like you don't understand the pain, the pain.

And she's like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. And of course like, um, for 10 minutes, she was like in a trance like, we were like, do you understand what you said? And she was like, Dee. And we were like, but do you understand? And she was like, Dee. And we said, do you understand? And she was like, and we said, do you understand?

And then she said, I remember what I said, but my fault. My fault. I mean, I think that she literally was having a panic attack. Oh, well, you know, she realized what she did to me. That's why she did. And oh, okay, okay, that's how much she cares about you. She cares about you so much that she would say

a harmful analogy and then have a panic attack afterwards. That's how much she cares about you. She cares about you so much that she would say a harmful analogy and then have a panic attack afterwards. That's how much she loves you. Yeah. And so Alexi is like, yeah, she realized what she did to me. That's what she was crying. Okay, because of what she did to me. And of course, like, well, she wanted to apologize. So Alexia, again, tries to pull this one

where she's like, oh, she apologized and her words were, my bad, those were not the proper words, but those weren't the only words. We all saw the text. It was like a very long text, okay? The words my bad were in there, but she did apologize, you know? And Adriana's like, it wasn't the only word.

There was also but my foot. Julia, what do you think about the apology and the apology not landing? Okay, well, that comment was no comment. Guys, one thing. What is one thing right now that separates us from Adriana? We are all married or dating or have gott and she's the only one single and I'm just asking for some empathy. Atheana's in a dark, lonely spot without chicken, God, tennis icon or anything else.

Just have empathy for her. She doesn't even have small table from friends. Unless it's like, stop like, honestly saying that like stop. And Julie is like, I'm asking for empathy. She is in dark spot. So everyone's like, yeah, you know, and Lisa's like, yeah, you're just lonely. That's why you've been like this.

And Larsa, because, I mean, like, what do you like have to have like a man to like feel good like? Really? You? The Larsa, there she is. Larsa Pippin, the great confident single woman. Constantly stealing men in their 20s who were

famous to get insta-likes. Seems super confident, Lars. Keep it up, girl. Exploring new spheres of men when the past spheres have not worked out, always going to dipping into new, exciting wells of men. So Adriana is like, you know what it is, Lisa? She's going through it what I'm going through. And then Mary says like, oh my God, here's the thing, it's just your dark.

Alright, and when you're dark, you're really dark. Yes, but I just turned dark Mary's soul in all our years of friendship. You just know this, now that I turned dark, she gets no, you didn't turn dark. You know, I just gave you all these excuses all these years, because I thought it was funny that you were dark You know you had me fooled. Yeah, I mean for no You knew that she was the way she was and you thought it was funny when you could aim her like your little weapon at everybody else And now that you can't look at you look at you

Marisol I'm not going to say what you what you I'm not gonna take what you say to heart because you are unwell Marisol you are unwell, Marisol. You are unwell. I was like, I'm the happiest person up here, which is why I'm always drinking. I don't have any, I'm prone to crying at random moments. I'm just a happy, happy person. Well, I've received a letter telling me of things that you do, any of the abuse that you do and everyone's like oh my gosh and then he goes oh dear because I'm going to give a letter to Andy to read it because I can't even read the letter and Mary so I was like how happy is person in the

world who wouldn't who wouldn't want to wake up to hello golly well I'm gonna read the letter so he's like all right here I go there are Adrian I'm writing to tell you I'm gonna read the letter and he read the letter. So he's like all right here I go There are Adriana. I'm writing to tell you I'm being abused. That's right I'm abused every day and every night and sometimes in the noon too The culprit in all of this is Mary so I'm afraid I can be shot liver in the end As I go to commercial break like dada dada. So now we're thinking that like, Brie Larson is in a room underneath Marisol's house right now. So it comes back and it's like,

Ah, the culprit of this abuse is Marisol. She disregards her well-being and therefore mine as well. I believe she's not a bad person, but she's unwell and leads an intervention from a friend who doesn't enable her and potentially is a wonderful musician and is deeply beautiful and totally misunderstood and very lonely unlike all of her friends. Her glorifying her alcoholism is not funny to me and I feel that I could be shot liver for saying this But if it continues with her excessive drinking I could be killed in the end and the music is so dramatic right a music like

Signed Mary soul's liver And then the music just goes, oh, boom, boom. I literally died. Okay, I was in the airport taking these notes and I was crying laughing. And people were just staring at me and I could not stop. Oh my God, it was so...

It was so... It was just so amazing, and amazing in a way that Adriana was I don't think in telling it to be amazing I Mean that is gold So Mary so think I'm like God that is so stupid Oh, so Mary so think I'm like God that is so stupid And Andy goes so this is what you brought Hodges I also I also brought this one and

Mary so's like come on Andy wants to go home bro. Don't waste this time bro Only on peacock. This is not gonna get us on to bravo anytime soon So then, if you're on a hunt, another letter to Mary Saul. And she goes, this one is for real. This is a list of places in your neighborhood that you can call. And she can't have any girls. Rehab places. She goes, alcohol looks anonymous.

She starts doing this like weird intervention. And like, she's like, like, oh well you know what? There's mental health places too. Maybe you can go to mental health places and get some help too. Oh my god. It's like it was, it was amazing. And so Adrian, I'm sorry. Yeah, she got you guys on that one. And then by the way, just like, oh mental health places, yeah, you can't use that.

You see these two, how have these two not been canceled like 20 times this season? Mary saw it and, yeah, honestly. I don't know, but you know what? God bless them. So Adriana is like, oh, what are you enabling her with her drinking and large, cuz... Like, who the hell are you to judge someone like? And Andy's like, I mean, even Julia's rolling her eyes. Look at her rolling her eyes over there! Why, you don't think she drinks too much Julia? And Mary so it's like, you make yourself look really fucking dumb, okay?

I'm not judging, I'm trying to offer help, okay? The St. Andrews one looks very good, they have cookies. And he's like, ha, ha, you're not judging. I mean, you just run a letter from Mary so slipper. And she's like, oh, well, it was a joke. I love just, I love just, I'm trying to help you. now it's a joke and he's like, do you think it's the time for a joke? And then Julia's like, babe, I love you. We were trying to get back to point to continue to have happy ending and now we're not going

to have happy ending right now. Did I fall through? Oh, and Mandy's like, well, I wasn't gonna ask where we go from here, but you just discredited yourself. Well, Marisol says you just discredited yourself. And she goes, yeah, I think that letter just put the Kai Bosch on any progress that could have been made today. Oh, come on, like that. That shit was hilarious.

Why is it that Marisol makes her whole life about drinking? All she talks about is how wasted she is, how she drinks every single morning. She thinks it's hilarious, but the second anybody else says, you drink all the time, it's this huge effect. Well, because, okay, I will, I'm not sticking for Mary Sol, but like, this is where Adriana gets in trouble. She kind of, she wavers back and forth, right?

Like, she's gonna try to help you, but it's a joke. So here she is, pleading earnestly, I just want to be loved again. I want to help you. And then she basically trolls Andy under the guys of helping Marisol at this reunion. And it's hilarious because it was such a stupid lame trolling. It was so bad. It was so good. That it became amazing, right? And so that's why everyone's wearing their eyes. It's like, wow, you, like, it's like, it's like, really?

You're just, this is your stunt, you know? But like God, for us, amazing. I thought it was so great. And obviously she's trying to make light, you know, but of course Mary Souls very serious if anybody else points out her drinking. And we're seeing it right now on Girls Trip too. We're saying, how dare you know, it's like you're literally, if we lit a match in front of your face, it would start the villa on fire, you know what

I mean? So then they talk about, my mom called me 30 a day. How do we get to that? Oh, so they start talking about, now we get really serious, which I really don't have a lot of interest in personally. But we start talking about Alexia and everything that she's going through, and how much her sons need her. And then we start talking about the Demoia Foundation, which is great, you know, because they're going to be helped out. Frankie and she talks about how without the show, they never would have even reached out to her. So this shows when such a blessing. And Andy actually looks like he's getting kind of gets kind of choked up with this as well.

And he bases like, are you going to therapy? It feels like you're carrying a lot of stuff. And she's like, no, I don't do it. And he's like, well, you probably should do it. Like, he's like, just one of the things you've gone through is enough for therapy. You know, why don't you see therapists that a Cuban thing, she's like, oh, well, you know,

my mom is in my therapist. Cause like, her mom was a therapist. Well, it was a therapist. And she's like, yeah, you know, Peter and like, like, she would do therapy for like all of us, you know? Like, that's, so like, that's what she would do, you know? So then Andy's like, well, by the way, Peter and his he like like she would do therapy for like all of us, you know, like that's so like that's what you would do You know, so then Andy's like well, by the way Peter and his girlfriend called like which is oh thank god Thank God like that was a way to like honestly. I made that be having that stupid little bitch slut taking out of my life so much better now

I mean it's so much better when there's no one to accuse Peter of hitting them, you know with no with no evidence even though somebody saw it So that's not say that so good. So better when there's no one to accuse Peter of hating them, you know, with no evidence, even though somebody saw it. So that's not to say that, so good. So I get so awkward whenever they talk about all of really anything with Alexia. I'm like, oh, God. So then Adriana basically comes in and says, Alexia, I appreciate you, also mother,

and I appreciate you, and I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings, and I love Frankie and also Peter. And they point out that she was one of the people that called... Right. When Peter was going through this shit with, you know, going through this shit that he caused by punching his girlfriend, and everyone, the whole internet was judging him. Just totally judging him. Adriana had reached out and was basically like, well, I know the whole world is passing judgment on him. You know, when I sent messages to you,

like I feel for you as a mom, signed Marisol's liver, and I want to see past the behavior, to see what the reason is for the behavior. And so, Alexia really appreciated that. And Marisol's like, well, that's the most heartbreaking thing about it. We had a bond and it was like, where is this stuff coming from? And it's like, I'm not perfect.

And then Mary so it tries to do this big crying thing, which is holy. She's like, it hurt me. Why, why, why? You took me down, you hurt my life. And it's like, I didn't mean it. I was hurting, I'm sorry. It's like when you said I deserve to be alone

and nobody loves me and I deserve it. Maybe I do deserve it. Yeah, Adriana finally figures out the right tone for this, which is like deep, pitiful melodrama. Like, maybe I deserve to be alone. But I wrote to my life, I just go into my cave and I want to forget about me. Just like you said. Yeah, and she's right, they did say deserve to be alone. I'm not going to my life. I'm not just going to my cave. I never wanted to forget about me. Just like you said.

Just like you said. Yeah, and she's right. They did say that, you know? Like, this is why you deserve everything in your life. So, and he's like, Oh, all right, let's say something nice about each other. So, Adriana respects your strength. And Mary, so it's like,

well, if you let me help you, I'll help you get through your pain, okay? And then Adriana tells Lexie as she respects her as a mother. And Lexie is like, well, I like your song. So besides that, I want you to focus on the beautiful things in your life, like me, you know? You know, like, you know, you've written a great song. And like, I can't help but feel like my star power has been like a muse to you. So I'm just like so grateful that you took advantage of the resources you have around me mainly me and so Mara

So I was like, you know, I'm in here so lucky you have so much you have Dreams of being in a large house and maybe being a housewife again You have you know like you you met glorious f1's husband once and condom in just shooting scene with you that's a lot that's scale right there So basically and he's asked them if they will agree to stop bringing up the past I'm like you're the one who put in wedding clips from 20 years ago. I know that's the biggest cod like that's that is like Every season people get to a good place. Maybe not this these three people But they get to a good place and their reunion comes along and just destroys whatever feelings they have and just send them back to the starting line.

And then he's like, well, let's stop bringing up the past. It's like you really just destroyed these people. So the Gertie's like, what also in the colonel are stuck and we stop bringing up with luck. And he's like, okay, we're zeroed out, Lynn. We're girdified. We're girdified. So then it's time for final thoughts.

And he says, elsewives can get a bad rap for being toxic. So why don't each of you tell me the most positive thing you learned was this season. Yeah, Lars, you seemed a lot looser. Thanks, Andy. I think I was just more relaxed. That's not really quite the definition I was going for, but go for it. Yeah, I was just like in my own space like.

And I'm in charge of my own destiny like. And I'm dating someone I really have read about before like. And I'm like in a good place like. Yeah. Like, I'm just so grateful for 23 million in me. So thanks everybody. So Lexi is like my most positive thing was getting frankied to the moya. And then Mary saw learning to scroll.

Learning to scroll big game changer for me. And Mary, do you know how many sites are made by WordPress? It's crazy. Mary saw it's like, I love my job and everyone's a fuck up on a pain in the ass, but I don't love the whole experience of it. Well, she when she said I love my job, was she talking about being on the housewives or was she actually okay, because I was like, I don't think she's actually said she's retired from PR, right?

Yeah, this is her job. Yeah, so, Gurd is like, you know what? I'm, you know, I'm making everything count. Like the show helped me see my blind side. Okay. It helped me see so much. My blind side, Harry Styles had no idea how big he was. He's in so many, so many heads up clues. But now I know it now. I think, I think the show fitness, thank you.

And Adriana has laid down tracks. So that's coming soon with Emilio. And Julia is talking about Martina fighting her cancer, but guess what? Martina's okay, holler. And then Nicole talks about her dad. And Lisa has a boyfriend, Jody. And so he's like, oh, baby, your marriage

just wasn't meant to be. And Mary so goes, yeah, God has a plan. God has a, yeah, God plans Lenny going to someone he could flip or flop their chest. Okay, that was God's plan. Come on. God has a plan. You know, God's like, you know, listen, not all my plans were that fascinating. Okay, I had this random lady hook up with this guy Lenny.

She left him. What else is there? I don't know. So at least it's like, I had this random lady hook up with this guy Lenny. She left him. What else is there? I don't know. So at least it's like, I'm happy. I find out found out who Lenny really is. I never would have seen it. I never would have seen it. There was not a single clue over the past 15 years. And I'm happy that it happened at this age red that 10 years from now. And everything happens for a reason reason and maybe Jody is my destiny. Okay, who in their right mind would ask Larsa to give a toast? Who would even think that Larsa could string this many words together? So, sure enough, she's like, like I feel like, like I'm only like trying to bring good energy

like, but like I love you guys and, I hope we continue this journey forever. Oh my god, Julie is making out with a man right now. I saw it. OK. And cheers. And then we hear Miami's a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, in the background. And the season comes to its conclusion.

And that's it. That is the end of triumphint Season 5 of Miami. Yes, good times. Thank you so much for a great season, Peacock, and thank you for being with us this whole season. Our little Peacocks out there. We sure love you guys. We'll talk to you later. Bye.

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