Watch What Crappens - RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch what's crap in the podcast but all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is oh well, you know Ronnie. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Well, I have a wedding oh, so I don't know if I've told you but I have a wedding and we were gonna have it

But then we weren't gonna have it and that we're gonna have it but then the venue canceled so it's a lot It's a lot of it's a lot that I'm going through We are talking real house was a Miami today on watcher crap ends So it's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot that I'm going through. We are talking real house was a Miami today on watch or crap ends. But before we dive into that, just a reminder that we have a whole bunch of new live shows coming up in the next month. We're going to be going all around the country to St. Paul, to Chicago, to Milwaukee, and Philadelphia, and DC, and Pittsburgh, and Philadelphia, and you see in Pittsburgh, and Denver. If you're in one of those cities, if you're near one of those cities, we

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eat now we're gonna we're gonna. I wish I had something to I wish I had something to, I wish I had someone to cheer a plot, but I, I don't think I have anything at the moment, which is too bad. Listen, just because I have something to cheer a plot, just to mean you have to have something to cheer a plot. I'm gonna cheer a plot, my Instant Pot, which is currently making some apple butter for me. Way to go, Instant Pot, Way to Go go Instant pot. No, it goes way to go Instant pot way to go Way to go Instant pot way to go Yeah, I realized my version didn't really sound so much like a cheer as I did Ramona singer like giving a pep talk to her appliance Whoa, can you make an apple butter? I don't understand it not butter Okay, so here we are with some real house laws of Miami.

Oh, also for those of you questioning our schedule, which probably no one has. This week we are going to do a below deck sailing recap. We're gonna do it on the bonus, but we at least wanted to start with a full recap. So we're not committing, is what I'm saying. We're just dating right now, but go check that out over on our bonus later in the week.

And in the meantime, if you need a little talk about sailing, we did a really inaccurate pre-judgment of everybody on this show on our Patreon as well as the trailer breakdown. So go check out that on Patreon and thanks to everybody who Patreon's us. Yeah, thanks everyone. So this episode of Miami starts off with, it's Alexia, she's at the doctor with Frankie and Peter and this, you know, this, Alex, like she's in the doctor's office, because oh well, you know, look at all your accomplishments.

I love seeing all your diplomas. I love that. It's like she's never been in a doctor's office before. Oh, I love seeing that diploma. I'm gonna buy Peter Peterson for his walls. Where did you get these? Where did you get these? The doctor's like, well, I earned them.

But anyway, that's amazing to see what the, how the brain can heal. And then there's like a, there's like a physical therapist guy who's kind of like a fake version of Todd. He's like, he looks almost like just Todd and scrubs. And he's like, yeah, I'm so happy I got to see Frankie through rehab and look at him now playing basketball, even though I'm so better than you.

Ha, I'm like, wait a, say that to the kid who had the suffer the brain injury. I'm so better than you at basketball. Yeah, hopefully by the time we're done with treatment, your kid ain't gonna suck so bad. Am I right Frankie? Yeah, man, I mean, it's amazing to see what you've done and you know, you've got, you know, you've really suffered that horrific, you know, horrific accident and it's just great to see you speak. It's like, why are you talking to Peter? He's not the one. He's not the one. He just... Peter is sitting there staring off in his face, like with that kind of like, you know, mad face. So then we go to Julia,

who's FaceTime and go with Adriana. And she's like, I am sitting with Doggy Potato and I'm packing for my baby to leave. I need you here, Adriana. I leave you, I need you here. Ha, ha, ha, you, I need to hear. Hold on one second. Yeah.

Just throw it up in the corner. So then we go over to Gerdy and she's now calling Alexia and she's like, all right, hello, this is Gerdy. I mean, how was the walkthrough at the venue? Was it a winner? Did you like it a lot? How was it, was it, what were the tables, what were the chairs, was there a floor,

was there a ceiling, was there a view? Was there, was there music? Was there a potential for music? Did you see any, do you see any any flies and mosquitoes? Tell me everything. I like it. It was good. You know, it's not a venue that gay guys get blow jobs in the woods outside of. So that's a plus. So remember she took her to that church and Barry saws like, oh yeah, right behind here the ones where gay guys get their dick sucked. Hold on, I'm gonna deep through a lollipop. I only say that line. Kids, I'm gonna be like, oh, hold on, I'm gonna deep through the allolling pop. I'm gonna say that line, kids, I'm an icon. So then Alexio is saying how Todd didn't go to the venue and great.

He's like, okay, let me see if I got this straight. You signed a contract, but Todd's never seen it, but he's gonna go and he's going to approve it. Is that like what I'm hearing right now? Oh my goodness, you've totally gratified this entire situation. And she's laughing too hard. She's like I like that. I like that. Tell me the one about how to get going to the venue.

We got a Mary Souls tiny house. Ty Pennington is on top of it. Like welcome. we did this for families in me. We're doing a new show called taking a monopoly house and blowing it up to real size. Oh so we hear a Mary soul's like oh yeah that sound. Oh yeah. And we see that the sound is Steve shaking a martini and not them having sex, which is crazy because I would imagine that Mary Sol probably does sound like a boggle while she's having sex. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it You know, Ronnie, the real housewives have been on the air for about 16 years now,

and sooner or later, we're gonna hear, we're gonna have one of those scenes that opens up at the exterior, where you hear someone going, oh, oh, oh, and maybe just maybe we'll just be witnessing sex, maybe, for lucky. I don't know, I'm always shocked every time it's not sex. I'm like, wait a minute, I thought that we're having sex.

I mean, they always try to fool the audience every time. Like, you know, you guys have been doing this gag for 16 years. Like, we know, we understand what the deal is. Nope, works for me. So Mary's soul is like, oh, that sound is my favorite sound. It's my mating call. Do it again, Steve. Your mating call is like the sound that a tube TV made when everything went off the air for the night. That's it.

Well, what a terrible TV. I think it's... I feel like her mating call is like when the door opens for a gate at the airport prematurely. Wow, what a terrible TV. I think it was. No. I feel like her mating call is like when the door opens for a gate at the airport prematurely. I was like, A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Who's coming over tonight honey? And she's like I am and he's like who's coming tonight? She's like I am if you keep shaking that martini like that. Oh, yeah, Steve you make the best cock Steve And then did you see that she goes and you're so fun Like stop trying to convince us move stop trying to make Steve happen, Marisol We know Steve is like the pianist at your town's version of Marie's, was that place from New York, the piano bar.

Go ahead. I can't say that. Everybody's sitting there in the West Village just hitting their steering wheel right now. Marie's crisis. Oh, Marie's, oh yeah, I actually do know that. So then Johnny shows up and he's like, Now Marie's crisis. Oh Marie's oh yeah, I actually do know that so So then Johnny shows up and he's like I'm ready for cocktails and cock talk and look at TV so fun Thank you. Thank you for hitting that last beat there. That was important for us

Oh Johnny really glad we have a new version of a hangar on gay We don't have enough of those on brava. He's there in a shirt that says I'm it says I see ghosts. Excellent mission point. I don't know what the shirt was but well, you know what I don't see I don't see Hernandez muscle top lover and Johnny that was yeard it was your job to convince him to come on to camera Okay, cuz you walked up to you you you failed you needed to bring that guy onto camera walked up to you, you failed. You needed to bring that guy onto camera. And Mary soul's coasters look like little mirrors with coke lines on them. That's what's printed on them. And they're like, Mary soul, Mary soul,

you are something else. She goes, I thought we could go over our lines as she holds up like the three lines of coke on her coaster. And then Adriana comes in dressed like, she's wearing a dress that Martina through tennis balls at with paint on. Like, what is that? What is the stress? What did you do to Martina?

I know. Poor Martina. So they are talking about what their bachelor at party is going to be like for Alexia. And there's going to be a dinner, a sleepover, and a breakfast, and just remember all the fun parts of that. We're designed by Steve. He's so fun! Oh guys, hold on Kiki's gonna enter. Kinky, do your entrance please. She's like, Hello! She comes dancing in every single time. I want her to do like different kinds of dance. Like this time she's doing the kind of like,

look, I'm doing salsa right now. I want her to come in like with a falap ball change. Like I mean, I need Kiki to expand her dance entrances. Yeah, I like that. I like that with Kiki. I feel like most for entrances, she's doing the little shimmy that people do before they do the limbo, right?

Like it's like, oh, I'll approach the limbo, better shimmy my shoulders, because everyone don't have that the limbo. Right, like it's like, oh, I'll approach the limbo, better shimmy my shoulders, cause everyone does that for some reason. So how the leans back, but in a way that they know they're never gonna get that low. So Marisol's like, we also talk about that they're like all crammed into Marisol's beach house, which is like this white

cinder block room with like some plants in it. Yeah, the stewart Little definitely lives here somewhere. So Mary still's like, well, this party planning is something I relish, but I'm scared because I haven't worked in six years, but Tito's comes to me. It's my mating call. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah how the Versace Mansion, which they're going to be, she's like, well, it's a classy place.

Like we are classy girls, and we're also horny girls, so we have to be classy and horny. And so Marisol's like, well, I went to the venue and they don't even have Versace China. I have to bring my own Versace China, which is just my way of making a Versace China flex for you guys, because I can tell I'm thinking to yourself Why are we shooting a scene in a tiny cinder block room? I've got Versace China Where do you fit Versace China in that house? There's no way she's supposed to sit So she's like all right girls. I need some ideas for this party anybody Anybody have any else? And they play the cricket sound. And she's like, guys, I'm trying to do a sing here.

Some ideas, soki-ki-ki's like, how about the penis? The penis? Biennial koala. Like, what do you call those? And Johnny's like, I've been gatha! Yeah, finally, they're like, they really, she's trying to say pin- pin- yada, not pin- yakalada.

It's actually the grossest piniacalata ever. Like, wow, a leaking penis. Here's to a long marriage. Ed Johnny is like, how about we bring someone to teach everyone how to do blow jobs and they're also offended. Like, excuse me. Hello, this is real house with my army. We know how to do this. Excuse me, hello, this is Real House with a Miami, we know how to do this. So Adriana's like, it's your last night, it's single,

whoa man, you might want to know, you can still make a man hard. So we get a straight guy, and then we make him get hard while looking at her. Such a, like a specifically, like a very, it's a very, that's like the exact situation where someone would not get hard. Okay, you stand there and then you look at the Lexia who's going to get married to another

man and we're going to watch you and see if you get hard. I mean, that sounds like the worst date ever. Get hard, get hard, get hard, get hard, get hard. Yeah, I don't think it really works that way. So they're all going to be staying over at the mansion except for Gurdie and Nicole and Adriana is like, oh, talking to Nicole, I saw her yesterday and she thought the whole thing at the Hamptons

was premeditated and malicious and that's like Nicole's new buzzword, malicious because then we get a flashback of Nicole being like, you know, I wish I could have had a successful conversation with Marisol, but like in my mind what she did was very malicious and nasty. Let me emphasize that again. Malicious.

If you take nothing from this, just remember, malicious. I'm going to keep our arms linked. So Mary Sol's like, well, listen, we're sharing a house together. We're sharing meals together. And what set me off was that all of the sudden I see Lisa and Nicole attacking on Lexi on I said no no no no no no I know everyone in this town and you said things Yeah, and Adriana is basically like no no they should you, you guys just need to sit down and clear things up. And Marisol goes, Nicole needs to apologize to the girls.

I'm not gonna apologize to her for the things she said behind everyone's back. Why is that my problem? As a gay icon, I have straws to move up and down in my drink. Listen. Icon. And Charlie's just bouncing up and down in his chair. It's like, oh my god. This is so good Mary's all is so mad right now. Oh my god

I want about Steve so fun so fun look at Steve Steve's still over there like Steve stop it. I'm about to vibrate the cushion right off of this chair So then we go to a Greek restaurant and Nicole is there. And Lisa Hockstein shows up. And Lisa's they're like, oh, she's like, oh my god, how is your trip? Cause they were just in Europe. So how's your trip?

And Lisa goes, my trip was really fun. Did you see my Instagram? It was poppin. It's just like a shot of like Lenny just sitting in a chair like, but that's also such like a shallow ass person's answer. You know, how was your weekend? Didn't you see my Instagram? Like, no, I didn't.

So Lisa's like, my content got like 600 likes. So therefore it was fun. Yeah. We slept so long like we slept till noon. And of course, like, yeah, and you can't do that in Miami because you have kids. And at least it just looks that are like, uh, what?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Who made that real? Who made that real come into play? And of course, like, well, you know, we've talked a lot about our family situation with our dads. And so I called my dad and was like, hey, do you want to get together for lunch?

And my goal was that this would be like a starting point of a better relationship. And so he showed up Lisa. Lisa, he was wasted Lisa. And then we got a flashback to her James Gardner dad. They're like, oh, my. Lisa's just like, yeah, I didn't see that on Instagram.

So I don't know what this bitch is talking about. Yeah, it didn't look like it was that fun. I didn't even make the gram. Yeah, Nicole, I don't care about your dad. Okay, you have a shitty dad, okay? You know you have a shitty dad and you do not want to make up with your dad, so stop pretending you do and taking up time on my TV. Get rid of the loser, you're right in the first place, cut the gold.

Ronnie, I love the stuff with the dad. Her dad is hilarious. Like that is such a dysfunctional relationship. I just want to see more and more of him be like, honey, I got you a little elephant. Can you ask something first, great. Dad, I am like literally 28 and I'm a doctor now. No, no, don't blame me. Well, I do.

Dad, being a father is more than just money. He's like, really? Also, did you notice Lisa's response? Because Nicole said, you know, it was really disappointing because he showed up and he was drunk. And Lisa goes, is he an alcoholic? Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, she didn't even get a spot. Time to say if he's an alcoholic, you're just basically said, like, oh, your dad's an alcoholic. Yeah, I saw that last time. He asked the gram. And Nicole's just basically said like, oh, your dad's an alcoholic. Yeah, I saw that last a gram. And it calls out like, no, actually, he's not an alcoholic. He just likes to party. And he says like, oh, yeah, like an alcoholic.

I got it. I get alcoholic parties. So they're alcoholic parties. So then they move on to Mary Saul. And Lisa's like, well, you know that Mary Saul's gonna be at that bachelor at party. And it calls like, I don't need to speak to her ever again. Because some of that malicious and nasty is dead to me arm's link. I saw her at Gurdys event and I said hi and then in my mind, I pulled down a

black fail and I said, dead, you're dead to me. You're dead to me. Bye. I never knew someone who was dead could be so malicious. I don't know. She is like so malicious. Okay, I can't look past what she did because it was malicious. And Lisa's like, but I adore Mary's all for a lot of reasons and also I adore you. I forgot why, but you know, your dad is an alcoholic. So I thought maybe if you and her could just have a conversation or something. You know what? I took a photo with Marisol and it got about 1,400 likes, so therefore I adore her. And it just it hurts me so much that they can't like each other.

And Barry still has a lot of ghost accounts to call me a bitch. If I go against her, so just make up please. So then, they're like, see you in Tadada. Yes, Alexi and Tadada, they're at a boat called the Seafair or something like that, which is the venue. Alexi is like, oh well, you know, he's never seen the boat before, and if you like, don't mind, I'm going to take him right up to the fourth floor, you know, because like, you know, after all these issues and challenges that I've had, Gordy and I have like finally found a wedding venue, and it's actually a boat, and it's actually going to sink. Like, literally, like, I'm so worried about my biggest nightmare is my wedding sinking. And so therefore I'm going to have my wedding literally on something that can sink.

Hopefully, Celine Dion can sing. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know why I wear that. Completely setting it up for disaster. Commissions. Here comes one right now. C'mere shoes, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.

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And he's like, oh, so it's so cancer-free at sea, right? What if we get back in the 8-Don't-Count cuz you was on the water? So then they actually goes, oh my god, you sound like the girl. So then they go and they like sit down with Gurdie and the venue person who like, you know, the representative. Robin. Robin. I'm sorry, but don't you mean Robert Gilbert, head of hospitality for the C-Fair.

Hi. Welcome to the C-Fair with Robin Gilbert. I'm your host but don't you mean Robert Gilbert head of hospitality for the see fair. Hi, welcome to the see fair with Robin Gilbert I'm your host Robin Gilbert. We'll just go to the fourth floor, please she's like Excuse me. I don't think you heard me. Welcome to the see fair. I'm your host Robin Gilbert. What the hell lady? Robin Gilbert has important things for you to see before you get to the fourth floor, okay? It's just Todd. Todd, you can just play all the secondary characters this episode. Yeah. So they sit down to do a tasting, right?

So the chef starts bringing you out all these food. And Gerdy's like, this is for you guys, you guys sit there because there's chairs there. I love chairs. Look at all the chairs there. I love these chairs. We're going to have these chairs. Yeah. And Robin is like, okay, so we got a dim sum station, a pasta station, a seafood station, a cracker station, a build-a-beast station. You don't really eat that. Fuh. Russian. Everything remembers. Madagascar.

Okay. Sri Lulankin. You like Shrulankin? And food we got that. We've got a plate of just fingernails for your friends who really don't like to take in actual calories. Right. Do you like apple skewers? We got that over there.

And I like that they asked for international. So Robin literally got every nation. That's like literally every single time. And so they start this tasting and they serve a ceviche and like they're like, mmm, no, I just think this is too difficult to eat. It's not a, it's on a like a little chip. It's like the easiest thing to eat.

I know, but she's like that with everything they bring out. She's like, no, they're like cracker on a cheese. She's like, mmm, that's not nice to the cracker. I she's like that with everything they bring out. She's like, no, they're like a cracker on a cheese. She's like, that's not nice to the cracker. I don't like that. You know, crackers need to live. Like I don't like the cheese attacking the cracker like that. They're like, okay, how about shrimp cocktail? You know what?

That's a lot of shrimp having cocktail with one sauce. You know, I feel like the shrimp should have its own moment. What about beef Wellington? No, well, I like medium rare. Could we get a beef, medium-rareington? Well, you know, Peter's not doing so well, LinkedIn, so I don't know about that one. You know what, we are doing this 100%. Okay, everything is over the top.

Well, you know, like, I've done this like three times, and this will be a second, so I want everything to be perfect. So you know, Alexis the one, we're like, I've got to get another wedding gift for this lady, because it's always gonna be a fancy wedding. Yeah, but at least she's gonna feed you, right? And of course, the only thing she likes

is the Cuban sandwich, which was so hurry. You know, she's like, well, the Cuban sandwich is good. It's like, okay, so you're talking about spending $9 million and the only thing you're gonna serve is Cuban sandwiches. So, so you're talking about spending $9 million and the only thing you're going to serve is keeping some which is so much place so Gurdies, yeah, so Gurdies basically, so what do you want to tell me what do we do? Let's let's pass the late night bites

That's pass it. Okay, by the way, we also have a candy station a coffee station candy that's in coffee station tea station candy That's in coffee and tea. Okay Okay, what does we have here? So she's happy. So then we go to Julia's house. Or no, Julia's coming. Julia's coming to Audrey. Julia's coming to Audrey's house. And Adriana's dress like Axel Rose for some reason.

She's got like the headscarf on her head, you know. And she set up a little table in the backyard. And she's like, oh, well, we're both wearing white. And Julia is an emotional distress because her daughter is going to Germany. Yeah. And she's like, I'm going to be crying. I'm going to be crying. And then she's like, I just hope they come back because they have a home. And Alex, you know what it's like because Alex left you empty nest her, but you know when he was certain age he would go, but I've been ripped off for two years with her dad. It's good for her. I know. I know, but I can. Yeah, and she's like, she's just talking about her kids and their dads and everything. And we see a flashback of her talking to her daughter Victoria.

She's like, I have seen you for every single day for 15 years, 15 years. And now you live. She's like, yes, I know, mom. I know. Yeah, mom, we go by. Yeah. Um, so then Adriana saying men come and go. They dump us for a nor younger model, but what you rely on is friends. Oh, you're always putting a smile on. I know you feel lonely sometimes with Adriana

and Adriana is like, oh, I get to be victim now. Okay. So that was not her voice at all, by the way, it was terrible impersonation. So Adriana is like, she's talking about how, she is alone and she walks through the house at night and it feels so empty. And thank God she has Julia as a friend.

And then it starts to rain. And Julia's like, oh, it's so romantic. I don't want to go inside. Am I crazy that we stay outside here? And you just know the cameraman are like, fuck this woman. No, no, no, no, no. It feels like we're in the notebook. And you just know the cameraman are like fuck this woman It feels like we're in the notebook It's like we must go inside. It's crazy. They say love has no gender just like potato. I love you

Because you you know what you have has no Adriana Adri's like, even though we do love each other as friends, like, you've taught me just by watching, like, what love is. And like, you taught me that love has no gender, that has no face, has no color. You taught me pure love, baby. You taught me pure love. Love has no gender, love has no face, love has no money. Okay, that is going a bit fine. You're right. Poor love is stupid. But I'm so grateful. You made me such a better person. I was like, we have not seen proof of that. Yeah, by the way, but you know, you two kids have fun with whatever this is. Getting an ammonia outside.

So then we have, we go to Larsa, who is with Sean, the realtor who talks like Seth from Salt Lake City, makes a little bit with some Alan Alda too. And Sean is showing Larza another house. Yes, I did. You just this big $8 million home ride on the water. I mean, it's amazing. So, of course, it's basically for, it's a scene for Larza to be like, that's a thank-youords, it'd be like,

that's a thank-at-a-nafame. So one of her kids goes out and he's like, I'm used to a bigger backyard. You're on the ocean, sir. Okay? No. Like you can't complain about the backyard when it's the ocean. And then this woman, Melissa, who's also real estate, because by the way, you can drive your Ferrari into the house, like right into the living room, if you want a house to,

who, who wants to drive the Ferrari into their house, aside from David, from real house wasn't the Jersey. So they're talking about all the jet skis that they could have. And she's like, yeah, well, I need something big enough for that $9,000 fit boat. And you know, guys, it's just me, Larza here. I'm just a girl. A girl who's trying to be strong for my kids.

Lady, you admitted last week to cheating on your husband. And now you're walking through an $8 million home on the water. Fuck off. I know. And so they're walking through an $8 million home on the water. Fuck off. I know. And so they're just like walking around. There's more of this like, it's very selling sunset here. Lots of just like real estate porn, you know.

And Lars says saying like, this is my time to turn up to enjoy my life. I want to be in it. I want to enjoy the action. I don't want to be further out from the action. Larsa, you were not in any action. I'm sorry. Stop trying to convince us that you were otherwise in it. I think she is. I think she's still on every night and like at all the popular clubs and stuff waiting for somebody to be like, oh my god, you Larsa. Oh my god, that's so kind of you. No autographs, please. Yeah, I think she's like that.

So Sean's like, you can be in the action, you can bring the action here. What's going on with her house? Come on. Oh, no, she asked that. And he's like, well, the good news is your under contract, but the bad news is you have to be out in 40 days. And she's like, oh my god, I've been in a state of them both at three years. And now we have to like leave. That's like fucked up.

Like, you sold your house. You sold your house. It's called storage. Oh my god. See, what you think was gonna happen. It's called get a room at Embassy Suites, okay? Move on. Okay.

Oh, good. So of course, yeah, they look at this house and she of course is like, well, when she says she wants something close to the action, it means that this is too expensive, get me something that's like a million dollars, but I like to, I like to look at these houses on TV to make it look like I'm way wealthier than I am.

She's just so fucking thirsty. She was on million dollar listing LA too. Like I need to look at houses. Like she just wants to be on any show that she can go look at a house on TV. She's gonna wind up on that stupid show on HETV with what's his name? Or it's like lottery dream home or something?

What's that guy's name? Where? Oh my God, you won the watering. I am like so psyched for you. I, your life is changing. How does that feel? you on the watering, I am like so psyched for you. Your life is changing, how does it feel? That guy is so craven, because all these people who just won like a million dollars

and he's like, are you ready to spend some money? Like when you hear stories of like, I want a million dollars and I lost it all, you just look at this guy's face, because he's like, wow, well here's a perfectly lovely home but we could put an elevator in it and you can afford it, spend that money. Yeah, he really is.

Because the home's like the lottery winners, it's not, they're not $500 million winners, you know? They're like, we went $30 from the California lottery and he's like, girl, this has changed your life. I'm getting you a $9 million home and that's it. We're gonna figure this out. His name is David Bromstad, he's like, girl, you just won $45, but guess what?

Spend 10 million of it and we'll have a home, you'll always be able to live in. And his thing was winning design star, like that's how we would know who he is and his whole thing on that was I paint things Yeah, like he puts colors. He puts colors in room his show with colors flash And I just saw him do that on the block the thing where the designers go head head to head in like a suburb or like a cold Disack and they all had they all get judged on the rooms and everything, and every room, he's like, you know what, that's Neens, pink wallpaper.

That has color in it. That's my thing. It's gonna change lives. Are you ready to spend that money? It's like, no, I'm just the editor of the show. Yeah, spend that money. It's okay. I'm a debt.

So next up is an Alexia and her kids seeing they're playing basketball and then she talks about, you know, oh my family, oh you know my family. And then she sits down with Peter and she's like, you need therapy. Todd told me, basically, Todd told me if you're asked to go to therapy, we're not gonna get married.

Please go see a therapist. And she, you know, there's something about talking with Peter where she really does, like up her, you know, is because she goes, well, I'm so happy that we had, you know, that conversation, you know, the family with, you know, with Todd. And like, you know, you and me, you just, like, we put that behind us, you know?

You know? Yeah, she does. And she's like, that conversation was literally, like the worst five years of my life, literally. And she like the worst five years of my life literally. Um, and she said the worst five minutes of my life. Oh, the first five minutes she probably did. Like, it was just five minutes. I like, thank God it was only five minutes long because then it was actually a great time.

You know, it was five years. This, this season, it's just been really tracking. So Peter's like, yeah, it was like a therapy session. She's like, yes, what do you know? Therapy's fun. I'm going to therapy myself, you know? Because we have to forget about the past, you know? And you and I bring up the past a lot.

So maybe you could go to therapy. Like what I'm saying is let's repress the past and then just be happy. That works, right? You know? Yeah. And he's like, no, things. I already spoke to Nancy to grandma of Eile Nancy. And we see like years ago when the show was on that

he sat down with her. And she's like, but you're such a good boy. It's like, okay, great. Glad you're well is a therapist and a good one. You need to go to somebody who's not going to tell you. Wow, but you're such a good boy. That's all that really matters. Yeah, you need someone who's impartial because he's like, I don't wanna speak to him and random person, like Nancy gave me all the advice I need to hear, I'm basically curious. Like you need a random person, sir.

Okay, you don't need grandma as your therapist, okay? Even though she may be very accomplished and very educated and very good at her job, she's your grandma. You need like, you go to Joanne, go anywhere, go to the hurt store, I don't care, do anything, not your grandma. Joanne from Joanne Fabrics would be a better therapist than your own grandmother, okay, I can guarantee you. So then we go to Versace House, and I know that Versace is like rolling in his grave, knowing that they have put an exit sign in his home.

Yeah, and an otherwise understated and very, you know, tactful space. So basically everybody is party time. So everybody is party time. So everybody is arriving and there's waiters for drinks with them. And Mary Sol, of course, is like, Mmm, va, gai, yummy. Mmm, it's my main car.

I went to many parties at the Versace Mansion that were like over the top in the 90s. Like, Madonna was there. My mom, my dad. That's an interesting like name dropping cliff that you go from Madonna to your mom. Like yeah, it was like a who's who? Madonna, mom. I've been to Disneyland.

You know, Madonna's been there. My mom, my dad. I mean, nobody can throw a party like Donna Tella. I learned how to throw parties by observing Donna Tella. That sent me on my career. Don't make it sound like you were best friends with Donna Tella Versace. Man, okay. mine career don't make it sound like you were best friends with Donatelle Versace man okay and don't make it sound like you will have some sort of like you know like next level party planner

thrower or whatever like we haven't seen her like throw any good events ever right yeah you know All right, man. All right, lady who stops at crosswalks. Good pedestrian. Yeah, okay, so Lisa comes and she's like, this is so amazing. And then she jumps, well because Johnny comes first. He's like, who ordered cock? And he's got the big penis pinata, which by the way, is already broken. Johnny's not a very reliable guy. There is. I think that's fair

And then Lisa season like just jumps on it and then they're like oh my god. You broke the pinata I call Lisa my little monkey. You can't get her to focus. She shouldn't be in charge of anything Nothing thank god. She has a big staff at our house. Oh my god, staff, that's almost upon. Okay, icon. I love a stiff staff. Icon. So the girls arrive, other girls, Kiki, Gurdi, Adriana, and Gurdi arrives, just like you'd think.

Oh my god, look at this. Amazing, beautiful. One of those strings, come to mama, baby. Come to mama, baby. What is this? A gift? Is this a gift on the bed? It's a gift on the bed. Oh my god. I can't believe it I'm not gonna open it. Are you gonna open it? Do you have a phone? Do you have a phone? Where's a phone? I need somebody to have a phone because there's a gift on my bed

I'm gonna open it, but only if somebody has a phone Yeah, and she's gonna film Kiki opening up this gift on the bed and so she's like okay ready Go go go go go go go go and Kiki opens up this it was like a speed trial I've never seen someone tear into a gift so so she's like, okay, ready? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. And he opens up this, it was like a speed trial. I've never seen someone tear into a gift so quickly. She was like, I was like, my only thing I can imagine that they were trying to do, like a very intense boomerang. Cause Tiki's hands went so quickly I went back to see if they sped up the footage.

Maybe they were, maybe Gerdy was like, I'm gonna do it in slow motion, go fast. Gerdy is so that first on the phone, Maybe they were maybe gurdy who's like, I'm gonna do it in slow motion, go fast. gurdy is so that first on the phone just bossing you around. Yeah, so then Nicole arrives and she's like, you know what the Versace Mansion is a really interesting place. Like the architecture, the paintings on the wall, like it's so lavish and not malicious and extravagant in a Versace sort of way. Like, yeah, I'm a foodie, but I'm also an architecturally,

ee, too. So. So Julia and Adriana go to their room, because they're of course sharing a room. And they're like, but where are you sleeping Nicole? She's like, I'm not sleeping over. I have to work, okay.

And Adriana's like, oh my God, did we break the champagne yet? And so they drink it. And I don't know, it's just like fun girl times guys. And if I could say one thing about the next 10 minutes of this show, it's just girls having fun. Thank you for listening. It was like a lot of,

there's a lot of just footage of like fabrics and whatever you call those things that you paint on like plaster, freezes. So then Alexia, Alexia shows up, she's like, oh well you know I'm obsessed with Versace. Like I remember attending, oh well you know a fundraiser for like oh well you know Obama and I was like in a red Versace dress and of course like I caught his I caught his attention. And he said like, you know, just because you like, you look so good, like you should go in the middle and like usually present cause in the middle, but like, that's protocol Peter, you know?

And so like, I'm like, well, I'm in the middle between Obama and her not, her man. And also Peter, Peter was there too, you know? Like, well, you know, Obama. The Obama just didn't want Herman Heggen on him. He's like, oh, God, here comes Herman again. All right, but please, please let the lady be in the middle this time. Do you know she goes into that story every time someone says, thanks Obama. When people are like, thanks Obama, I know like really

because he'd like me to go in the middle. So I think you're a mom. So then Alexi jumps on the penis too, but it's her big penis. So she's allowed to. Yeah. Now, Larsa comes in wearing something. I mean, it doesn't, if you're going to get butt implants, you need to make sure that you have clothes that can get a rancher butt. Because this thing looks like me trying to wear like a regular large shirt.

It's like all the way riding up on the middle of her back. I was like, girl. Girl. It's like all the way riding up on the middle of front back. I was like girl. Girl. So yeah, so she's, they're like all, four of them are sort of in like one suite and Larsa is predicting that Adriana is gonna get mad because Larsa and Alexia and Lisa and Marisol

are all in one big suite and Larsa is like, I have to be on guard with Adriana. She's unpredictable and moody. She's the type of person that's not stable. Who might say something very rude about Kanye Westpinas? She's just not, not something. You gotta be careful. She's like, guys, what are we gonna do?

And so back to Adriana, she's like, where's Alexia? Is she gonna be in this apartment? And they're like, no, proving basically that, of course, Adriana will have a problem with this later, right? Yeah. And so, Kiki, there, like, she, there must be somewhere else with Johnny and Mary Sol and somewhere. And they're like, Nicole, what about you and Mary Sol?

She says, um, I haven't seen Mary Sol, nor do I want to. I mean, caddiness, revenge, paddiness, those are not the qualities I want to. I mean, caddiness, revenge, caddiness, those are not the qualities I want in a friend. Dead to me, malicious. He's malicious, okay. I'm not gonna extend an olive branch to someone who did that to me, hashtag malicious.

Okay, I already tried once, hashtag, hashtag malicious. Yeah, so let's see, dinner time. I'm sorry, oh, but Ron and we forgot, then she says this. What she did was malicious, and I'm not gonna pass that. So then we go to dinner and now they're having dinner in this big, like, tiled room. It reminded me kind of Martin's house where they went years ago. Yes, I was seeing the same thing actually.

I was like, I wonder if they will have a Thomas Kramer cameo. Sit down, shut up, I need to get a food. Whatever he said. He said sit down, shut up, or get out. Yes. But I like that it's a pool, it's titled like a pool room. It's like the perfect place to have all housewives fights. Like they need this on Jersey, just with shit flying, it gets a while. You could just come in here and hose this shit down

later. And I like Alexia's response because I have goosebumps. Honestly, that's just where it ends. It's like a silent question. Like honestly, do you have goosebumps also, but she just goes honestly? So let's see. Loretta enters. Loretta Alexia's friend of Loretta, honestly. So, so let's see. Loretta. Loretta enters. Loretta, Alexia's friend of Loretta, yes. Yeah, Loretta enters and we just see her entering through these doors and the thing at the bottom says, like Loretta and that's it.

I don't know, I don't know, I think Alexia's friend. I don't know why they highlighted Loretta, maybe Loretta's famous in certain communities, but there were other people there, actually at that dinner we had never met before, but Loretta is the one, they're like, okay, you won the Chi-A-Ron lottery, you get the highlight. Loretta's the big winner of this episode.

So, Lisa's like, I know what I wanna talk about everybody. Alexia, how many times a week do you guys have sex? And she's like, oh, minimum three to four. Oh my god, I'm so horny. Did I tell you the Obama story? My sex life is not that good. As you can tell I only post one photo on Instagram of us having sex per week. Yeah, she's like, I mean, look, a past a certain age. Some men, I mean, and it's totally normal, okay? Their testosterone goes down. So that's basically, Lenny can't get it up everybody. There you go.

That's my show. I'm sure I'm starting another fight right now. Every man loves that. Loves that being announced on television. So see how that works out on my Instagram. So then we find out that Alexia's mom has been hospitalized with COVID, which has me a bit, I'm not feeling great about this for her. And the wedding is a week away, and Alexia is stressed

because on top of everything else, you know, she's trying to put this wedding together and she's trying to be positive, but her mom, who's already in kind of bad condition now has COVID. So I was like, I'm scared. It's scary. Like I've seen that, I've seen that, I remember the trailer for the season, and I remember there was a funeral. And so I'm like, oh God, no, no, not yet. Yeah.

So Lisa gives a big speech about how inspiring Alexia is and they just wish they could all be like her. And so Alexia is like cheers to all of you for being here in my life. And Gurdie's like, well, I'm not single, but I'm here. Look at me, I'm here right now in this chair, which I love, but we're not getting this chair

for another wedding because we have other chairs for that wedding, which is gonna be amazing. Ryder, die, Ryder, die. Gurdify, I just Gurdify your speech. There you go. And so Lisa goes, I'm really happy that all of us are here and I really hope that this is a new beginning for everyone. That's like what I say to my face every day, I wake up and decide to get more plastic surgery. Let's have a new beginning for this face. And I

don't want there to be issues with anyone. I want us to love each other and forgive each other for what's happened the past. And if there are any issues on the table, I wanna put it to bed and move on because we are better than that. Did anyone get that on my gram? That was for the gram, it was 60 seconds or less. All right, enough, all right. I find, I'd like to fix some issues.

Nicole, you've been doing this, and I'm making chat hands right now. Blah, blah, blah, hands for anybody who can't see me chat hands right now blah blah blah hands for anybody who can't see me. All right, blah blah blah hands. So a lot of the girls blah blah blah hands have come to me and said that you're at blah blah complaining and that you're upset. Blah blah blah hands.

And I just thought like we spoke about this in the Hamptons. Yeah, and you walked away just well, you know It was a hamster wheel on the same things over and over yeah, well, you know what? I was attempting that was my offer of an olive branch, you know, olive branch number two favorite saying next to malicious Okay, and I offered you a non-malicious olive branch Yeah, but you told everybody that we never spoke just no I told them that we didn't speak after you walked away. I remember so I was like, well, I don't care.

I'm indifferent like any gay icon would be. And you're the one who wants to make it right and fix it. She goes, no, I don't care either. I don't care. Like I feel nothing. Like she annoys me so like I don't want to deal with her. Like that's it. Yeah, but you do want to think,

because everyone keeps coming to me and her. Like, that's it. Yeah, but you do want to think, saying, because everyone keeps coming to me and telling me you're talking about it. She's, no, because they asked me about it and she asked me about it and she asked me about it. It's like, well, look, I just, I feel like I want to buy you a fucking megaphone because you're talking to so many people about it. You can scream it out to the universe

and then you can tell more people about it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. This are like, should I get a megaphone? Is that a wider reach than Instagram? So then Nicole's like, Marisol, you're delusional and if you think I care darling, you're delusional. I'm not putting in any more effort. I have better things to do with my time than discuss this nonsense, malicious. You know, but I don't care.

No, I don't care. No, but I just don't care. No, I don't care. No, but I just don't care. No, I don't care. But I don't care. I don't care either. Like, wow, this is the biggest I don't care fight I think we've seen in a long time. I was like the same thing, I was like,

it's an I don't care off. It's in their clothes like, you know what, Marisol, if people ask me how things are doing with Marisol, I'd say I tried to speak with her and she walked away. I'm not gonna be friends with you and Marisol goes, well, every time you talk about me, I'm not there. It's, and I'm not there. It's because someone else asked you a question

is that what you want me to believe? You want me to believe that all these women talk about each other. You want me to believe that? That's crazy. She's like 1,000% because Marissa, I don't care. Oh, great, good, because guess who else doesn't care. Blah, blah, blah, blah, hands. Me, I don't care. Okay. So she guess who else doesn't care blah blah blah hands me. I don't care

Okay, so she's like if I wanted to reach out to you I would have reached out to you just while you should have because but I did try to reach out in the Hamptons And if you want to reach out then I'll talk to you But I don't care Malicious, I don't care. Malicious. I mean the worst fight, it was so funny to watch. So then Mary says, like, well, this is just a mess. We both don't care. So this is just mass confusion here.

Yeah. I would like to say something now, since we're getting things off of our chest, including paint from tennis ball, coming from a good heart. Lisa said, late tonight, clear clear whatever we have in our stomach, which I actually did quite a bit of in the hamptons. But there is one person who I feel, no matter what, I do not kind of connect with her. And Kiki goes, who is this person?

Because she just stands there, like smiling with her crazy smile, looking at everyone, waiting for somebody to guess. And they're like, who? Just spit it out already. And then she bangs the table and she goes, Larsa, it is Larsa. It brought me the long way. What you said in Nicole malicious about wedlock. And then we see the clip of Lza being like, well, sorry,

but I would not feel good about myself. If I had a kid and I wasn't married, just me not judging. And so it cuts back to Julia. And she's like, I feel like maybe because I'm farmer and your beautiful girl, that's my feeling, proves me wrong, go, game started. I love Julia, like pushing the farmer narrative. You're a beauty queen.

You're like a beauty pageants. You're like met Martina and Paris and you're so jet setters. I just have a farmer. So you're a farmer because your wife is rich enough to actually buy mine. Exactly. You're not like harvesting beets inside your area. You are actually farming, which means that you got a little chicken coop in the backyard

of your estate. So Lars says, like, Senna, she's coming for me. I feel like Julius, a follower, and saying whatever Adriana's pet her up to, I couldn't have been nicer to her, especially when I shamed her for having kids out of wedlock. I did that in such a nice way Yeah So larts is like I mean you were sick last time We really hung out and like other than that like when have we not had vines? And she's like maybe we haven't had enough time

I feel like you are pulling back with me I thought I was trying and felt maybe a little bit sometimes like a little bit. You are condescending. No She said some bullshit about whether I keep it there. But what do you now? It's maybe half your fault Yeah, yeah, and then gurdy starts saying take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it Good if I good to find your response. So then she tells us, but not them, you know, she tells us that she had, she was bothered because she has three kids born out of wedlock, plus she didn't get no effort to know me, and I didn't know if she was like condescending attitude because she has judgmental issues

towards me and Larsa defends herself the way that she does. She starts like pulling it her own hair. She's like, yeah, yeah, I'm pulling my left side. Now I'm gonna pull the right side of my hair. Yeah, and Larza goes, you were sick dying when you were in the Hamptons, right? And I was there crying for you. I was one there rubbing your back,

and you're like, I was the one. Just, no, you were trying to give her Zanax. Then it pretty goes from like, take it, take it, take it. You, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop one crying for Julia. No, Larson was going around be like, on today of all the days, when I have influencers coming to the rooftop, really at my party, that was not you crying for Julia. So funny. So Larson's like, oh no, sorry, Adriana's like,

that's the problem with Larson. Every time she hears something, she doesn't want to hear she hits below the belt She didn't say anything below the belts right now and you totally put Julia up to this by the way You know what else is below the belt Kanye's penis. Mm-hmm. I've seen it. I've seen it So Adriana's like that is evil that is evil that is no because she says this is not a vatia Adriana is like, that is evil. That is evil. That is evil. No, because she says, this is not a Vatio Adriana. And she says, the first words out of your mouth, are you tried to give her a Sanex? That's evil.

Yeah. That is evil right there. And then Alexia, of course, has the most bravo response. Oh, well, you know, this is supposed to be my bachelor at dinner, and these girls are going out again. Like, I was ready for the conversation to be about me. Because like, all season long, we have not talked about me at all, not one single time.

So Adriana says, we have known each other for 10 years, okay. And even back then, you had this attitude, like you were better than everybody. Remember when you said your husband was famous? Oh, what are you trying to make me look stupid? You know, you were here for a minute, and then you went to LA, became Kim Kardashian's minion and now all that Rob Donnelly

and you came back on your high horse. And she's like, that's in your mind. That's, all of that like that's in your mind. To be continued. Yeah. Sort of an odd to be continued. I think they're just like, this will work. Oh, the silly show.

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