Watch What Crappens - RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

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who has joined us for that and who will continue to. And today, here we are with the real housewives of Miami reunion. Paul, too. Yeah, this was a great reunion. And it was so entertaining. And we pick up on part two with Andy wanting to talk about Nicole's recent engagement and no one knew that she was getting married and she didn't tell anyone it just was in People magazine. And so they're all trying to get her mad and trying to get a rise out of her. And I was like, oh well, you didn't even tell anyone.

You didn't even tell your good friend Lisa over here. Not even Lisa. No, not even Lisa Hockstein. And Lisa's like, she's like, yeah, not even Lisa Hockstein, and Lisa's like, she's like, yeah, I mean, I spoke with you, Nicole, three times since you got engaged. And not once, did you tell me anything about it, okay? Yeah, I mean, I've taken you out to the sugar on top

of sugar factory, the candy palace sugar shack, the ice cream sugar ball pit. I mean, she never said anything to me about Andy. Not a thing. And she's like, guys, I didn't even think about her. Okay, you know, this press thing, it's new to me. Okay, I'm just not used to press. You know, I went to medical school

and there's no such thing as like medical school press. Okay, so like this is totally new and I was not being malicious, okay? And he's like, well, did you want to mention it in the press because you had some deal with people magazine? Is that what it was? And she's like, you know what, my PR person, like, was like, let's answer it one time

and answer the questions in an interview just once because you're gonna get a thousand questions. Yeah, I mean, this way, like, we could just answer them, like, with airbrushed pictures. And, you know, like, they said that they would do my their best to not make my fiance look like Robin Williams. So, you know what? It's just like, it's just not went. Okay. So yes, that's a PR person. And that is someone who's used to PR. Someone with a PR person who gets some an exclusive on people, please with your, I'm new, you know, someone with a PR person who gets

some exclusive on people, please with your new depressed. And also, like, oh, we just need to be thousands of questions, engagement of the century, you know, like just everyone is top of the mind. Like, what happened with this engagement? What was it like? What was it, what did it feel like? We just need all the answers to Nicole and Anthony's engagement.

Only understand the PR move. Okay, we got it. We're on TV. Am I right, everybody? Marisol saying that she would have kept the secret when all she's done all season long. It's been like, my friend told me that her friend knows you just bought a vacuum cleaner. It's like, okay, I don't know if I trust you the secret. And Mary's all going on about someone

only getting engaged for the PR. You wish, Mary's all, you tried this, okay? We saw your season two or whatever it was. Was it season two? Yeah, I was measuring it in the Swiss Alps or whatever. Yeah, and you also literally just said last episode, like, yeah, I was desperate. I wanted a storyline to get on the shows

So like come on and Lisa's like yeah, but I mean like even with the deal with people magazine like even if I had that like I would have still trusted you Mary so cuz I mean it was people magazine online Okay, it wasn't print. I mean, come on. Wait till Marisol finds out that she's on peacock, not on Bravo. And Andy cracks up. He loved that. And Gerdy's like, well, when Alexia was getting married, guess what? I knew about it. I can tell you that. Yeah, but you were also hired to do her wedding. She's, she's woman of secrecy. So I had to sign a contract. So I wouldn't you that. Yeah, but you were also hired to do her wedding. No. No. She's, she's swam into secrecy, so I had to sign a contract.

So I wouldn't tell anyone. It's like, no, that was your employment contract. So, um, uh, so Alexia's like, also Nicole's like, well, you know, Alexia, like, I didn't know that you were getting married. Like, you just got married. I didn't know about that. And like, okay, you know what? Don't compare my marriage to your engagement. Please, please, please, well, you know, Peter, please you just got married, I didn't know about that. And like, okay, you know what, don't compare my marriage to your engagement, please,

please, well, you know, Peter, please, please. She hates Nicole, like she has such a disdain. She's like, don't compare my marriage to your engagement. Oh, okay, but it's still fine for you to like run off and have a secret wedding, home car. Yeah, so Andy is like, do you understand I might make your friends question your friendship if you kept this engagement a secret? And she's like, do you understand how it might make your friend's question, your friend's if you kept this engagement a secret and she's like, I do, I do.

And honestly, I just, I did what I was told. I did what I was told, which is a very passive response for someone who is, you know, for someone who has been very much about like, I'm going to do, I'm going to forge my own way. I do what I'm going to do. I don't listen to what other people say about like, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna forge my own way, I do it, I'm gonna do, I don't listen to what other people say about X, Y and Z. Yeah, that's cool, Barça. But do you know why I say X, Y and Z all the time now,

because of fucking Larza? All the time, I'm everywhere saying, we know this and that next Y and Z. But I feel like, but like Nicole, you're an adult Nicole, I feel like. And Adriana's like, it's our personal business. She doesn't have to disclose anything to you And Lord says like yeah, but like you know what you just said crazy things girl by

So at the Marisol just yells by the way Congratulations gay icon approved Well Ricky from Ricardo says Nicole are you even interested in being friends with this group? Or are you only interested in being on TV? And she's like, um, Julia, what did you do to this Thanksgiving? Julia? And she's like, pickle egg in person. So fun. I'm also, no, like, where did you go? Oh, yes. Nicole called me me and said you're having children Thanksgiving with all of us

And I said Peackel so Yeah, basically like like and sorry, so yes, so Nicole invited Julia and Marcina to Thanksgiving and Nicole's like, that's right That's right, and you know what? I invited I said like there's no there's no cameras There's no press and invited you know what? I also invited Adriana to my son's birthday and then Alexa goes Well, you know you invite all of us actually she says it like like ha ha got you But she's actually just purifying the point that she's interested in having friendship with these people not just being on TV Right she goes yeah, and I mean I invited you all to play on my private plane here, okay?

And they're just kind of mad, you know like a Lexi's like Yeah, she's like even I even invited Marisol on the private plane. Yeah, that's true Well triple wick from candlesle says, Mary souls, who do you trust, least game? I mean, good. That never even played out. So Nicole, it's your turn. Who do you trust the least? And Nicole is like, well, honestly, I trust Marisol the least. And it's not for tit for tat. It's just because she likes it. And like still calls me fake. And I have actually a text message dated December 23rd,

where she says, you're great, you're so natural and you're not fake. Well, I'm not like watching you. She was natural and real. I mean, you and Anthony, you know what I like real and not fake? Can that sound like? And Nicole says,

well, you can't say that I'm not fake to me and then tell all these women that I not fake. Can that fool that I like? And Nicole says, well, you can't say that I'm not fake to me and then tell all these women that I'm fake. And it likes it goes, that's true. No, you have a point. You have a point. Yeah, that's a point. I said, I don't trust you. I didn't say you were phony and just said, I didn't trust you.

You know what? It takes me a long time. Like Lars and I were in bodies. It took us over 10 years for me to realize how much more famous she was than me. So I actually did my stoner. Was there a path forward with Marisol?

And Nicole's like, listen, I hold a grudge. It's a personal flaw. Also she lives in a very small house. So it's going to take some time to get used to that. The people who say, you have to really earn my friendship. Oh, fuck off. Get out of here. Okay.

I say you should earn my derision. You know, you've got my friendship automatically. You can earn my derision. Yeah. That's the positive way that I look at life. So Andy moves on to Nicole's dad showing up for lunch that day and Nicole has her you know big cry moment and she talks about how you know he came over for Thanksgiving and he shows out with like a raw turkey. Well you know they'll be fair I didn't have eggs cooked in my purse.

No but like the difference is like he goes Nicole can you season this and fry it for me so I can take it to my girlfriends? And then I mean you can't make this shut up. So Anthony seasons it fries it and as soon as the turkey's ready my dad leaves And Gerdy is like clutching Nicole's hand like this is like like a devastating traumatic story and it's all about a turkey Like oh my god, please if you have to take a take a breath, please take a breath before you get to the sad part, okay? Like, yeah, we cook the turkey. Any left with the turkey? Oh my god, it's more devastating than I could have thought.

That guy really is a piece of work, my god. Yeah, so I love, I love a turkey trauma story. Like that was, I love that, like turkey trauma story like that was I love it Like this is the story that she brought That she brought out like a bad terrible he was I mean it's it is a dickish. It's the dick story because he didn't care to be with his family But I just love that one. She's like do you want to hear what my father did? He shows up with a raw turkey And I'm just Any story that starts with a rot turkey.

He's just gonna make me laugh. He showed up with a season one marriage role face and laugh with a season three marriage or season four marriage role face, whatever. So Alexi is, so she says no, she's not calling her dad anymore. And Alexi, it goes, you don't watch her dad. You don't want him to walk you down the aisle?

I mean, maybe because I don't have my parents anymore. Life is so short and fragile. You liked your parents and they weren't assholes who traumatized you, okay? Yeah. But glad you got to turn it around to you again. It's like, they were crazy, that Nicole was having a segment, you know?

Yeah, your parents, when they brought Turkey, they stayed with the Turkey, okay? It's a different situation. Yeah. So, Andy is like, I gotta ask about the Hamptons room selection. I mean, Adrienne, I'm getting naked and larsas dub and splashing everyone so you can stake your claim. Why did you have such a problem with larsa taking a big room?

And Adrienne is like, oh, well, you know, I had to split a bed with Julia and I didn't want Martina or anyone to get the wrong impression if we were too close together. You know what? They needed an extra large room. So that way there was no, no one was thought they might be having any sort of sexual affair if they're in a bed that's too small. So weird. So they need the things that size bed. That's the thing that Adriana is afraid that there might be blurred lines on.

Yeah, and that's what Larza says. She's like, you didn't want to give people the wrong impression? Hello, well. So Andy's like, Hello, Alex, my Z. Andy's like, Lisa, you were not happy about sharing a room. What a brat. It's only for a few nights what's your problem?

By the way, that was cool from aid not me. Andy from New York. It was asking you that question America's really bro And Lisa's like well, I didn't want to share rooms unless my husband, unless it's with my husband and my children. And Lexi's like, well, you did. Well, you did. I was three people. It was three people. At least it's like, well, you know, I offered to get a hotel down the road.

And why did everyone object and get upset about me getting a hotel? That's what I want to know. I wasn't mad about your feelings. I was mad about your approach. And Lisa's like, well, I'm sorry, but like, you get so defensive, Alexia, you know, like, even the other day, I watched it happens live, I said, I feel sorry for you. And you were like, what's hard for me? I feel sorry for me. And he goes, she's Cuban. Alexie, because thank you, Andy. I'm Cuban. Oh, okay. Oh, so she's like, you know,

the problem with these ladies is if I say something, you think it's me. And that's why I'm afraid to tell you something about your relationship or anything. It's not Peter's fault. It's not Peter's fault. So Andy, he's like, he's asked about the friend engagement thing that Julia did for Adriana. And what does he ask? Why does she bring up sexting again, Ronnie? I think I have a gap here in what I wrote down

versus what Julia said. Oh, God, they're talking about this friend engagement thing. And Julia's like, I was on me. I was on me. You can't ask Elvis. And Andy's like, have you cast him? You're talking boom. And they say no. And handy's like, if you can't, if you can't, boom, boom.

And they say no. And um, Lars is like, Adriana, you answer too fast. Julian, you answer. So then they talk about the drunkenness night. And they even show the clip of Adriana putting a pill in her mouth or what looks like is probably a pill in her mouth while they were getting drunk. And Adi is like heaven from Heather says Julia Heather is so hard to admit you had a massive hangover come on. And Julia goes dear Heather I am almost 50 years old which is 110 in goat years, and I'm old enough to know when I'm drunk, hung over or sick.

Anya and you was like, well, were you sick from the alcohol? No, listen, in Russia we take short of olive oil just before because it covered your stomach from alcohol. I'm like, I think we may have to call into question this method based on her reaction. Just because Banner is calling it in the quiet, I want to say something. I have a sister in law that's Russian and I asked him out and she said, it's true. Okay, but that still doesn't prove that she wasn't wasted. I know. Over there, Mary's all. So Andy's like, maybe it's because you mixed stuff and they're like, oh my God,

Laurence is like, oh my God, she had wine, she had like, I feel like two bottles of feel like. I mean, it was like a lot of stuff. I mean, she had this, she had that, she had X, Y, and Z. She even had some moonshine, which is technically X, X, X. But we know it was really XYZ. Mm. And Mary soul's like, I was fine by an I-Wank.

Yeah, because you're in a little drunk. Okay. It's called practice. And he's like, well, I got drunk in front of a worldwide audience. I'm telling you, it embrace your drunkenness. Am I right? Let's show some headlines about me for once, okay? So they ask who thinks it's a hangover and basically, the whole thing.

So Mary so it's like, I'm doing a bathroom break guys. I just got like a ladder on me. All right. No more sense of anything. Just empty this all. I don't want to say I have to pee again. Even though it's kind of my personality at this point. And I'm feeling calls from people magazine. Yeah, I'm really excited for my season five personality, which is just peeing. So now we're back from break and Andy's bending over to get something. And Lars is like, that would be like, I feel like a great pick for like, I feel like only fans.

Well, that's not the one I want. Okay, let's talk about something better. We're back. Lisa, with two little kids and Prince charming, it looks like a goat's ass sitting on a glass window. You seem to be living your dream. Is Lisa's fairy tale more of a facade? Are we gonna put out something or rhymes with talent? What the fuck shall it tell?

So we get the Lisa segment and he's like, well Pablo from Tampa says Lenny looks bored. One click away from an affair. Two from a divorce. Yeah. Two clicks away from leaving your ass penniless out. Yeah. And a right click away from assisted living for grumpy old man. Where you feeling?

She's like, yeah, watching that back was painful. Like, maybe we still haven't recovered. Like, God, I just know that like, you know, it wasn't really an emotional fair because a person he was involved with wasn't even capable of emotions, but we were having issues and, you know, so it was rough. And he threatened to leave me because I was going out all the time. You know, I wasn't taking very seriously having a child. So it was rough and he threatened to leave me because I was going out all the time

You know, I wasn't taking very seriously having a child and because I was going out late and let me threaten to leave me if I didn't take it seriously And then like she was like oh well, you know like once you have children like he works a lot and like she's busy with her own personal life Going to like sugar places and like marriages hard and like parenting is hard, you know Yeah, I mean we're together 14 years, Andy, it can't all be butterflies and rainbows. I mean, you know how it goes. You're wedding day is butterfly and rainbows and everything else is shit. That's just marriage, right?

Then Adriana agrees because I've read a study, Andy, the romance lasts two years because we're wired to take care of the child, Andy. And Andy's like, oh, that's why my relationships only last two years, which reminds me, uh, hold on one second. Hey, guess what? Yeah, I love you too, but also it's two years or a five. Okay, thanks everyone. And that was me, by the way, um, on my phone acting out that scene and it occurred to me. No one's watching me. So no one knows what the heck I'm talking about. Mm-hmm. I just did a whole scene by myself over here Love it. So yeah, you gotta have the prop work. I know I think I think you are

I did some aerosol prop work, but I didn't actually explain those doing prop work prop work on the podcast Well, that's what Elsa used to telling you Andy member Elsa. Oh, God, you'll get your chance, Mary Saul. Okay. So then, Gertie is like, I need to talk, I need to talk, let me talk. Let me talk. Okay. I'm an OG at marriage. Okay. And it takes work. But you make a cognitive choice that that is my person. And that has to come first right after work. Okay. You just have to gratify your man, okay? So, which by the way, I have, if Gerdie comes back next season,

I have a terrible feeling that her storyline is gonna be her marriage falling apart, just because we've been to this rodeo before, right? The wife who is saying how great their marriage is, everything is wonderful, and then her husband who says nothing on camera, you've seen this before. I don't want to happen.

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Athens commercial. So Lisa says that she felt abandoned when she was young and so when she discovered Lenny texting that lady, she confronted him and then Lenny coldly said, he doesn't even love me. And I fell to the floor, Andy. And you know that was hard because it's a very hard, travertine floor. So I have no relationship with my family. I'm just a lonely immigrant from Canada here in the States, not knowing where to go in

life and Lenny is my life. I didn't even have kids at that time. I just had a basically some yoga pants and Lenny. And I know what he framed me in the eyes and say, he doesn't love me. It was one of the hardest things for me. I went into such, such a deep, deep depression. But I did say, thank God these Travertine floors from China

are so soft and squishy because I could have lost an eye Andy seriously But you know actually I had Leah black Coming she was very supportive and Mary so goes oh my god Yeah, she was one of the people that was there for me. I mean she uh she was she gave me advice Amazing advice that really helped me. Of course, she also made me pay $5,000 for her charity, but you know, there's a price, price for advice.

I was invoiced, but you know, I, I think the help where it got, wherever it comes from. And he's like, so you found out he was having a fair by going in with email. She goes, well, I wasn't an affair Andy, he goes, okay, well what's an emotional fair then? So she keeps going on with this thing, where basically she was going out because she was stressed and so she was drinking a lot and staying out.

And Andy's like, yeah, but the term emotional affair generated a lot and staying out. And Andy's like, yeah, but the term emotional affair generated a lot of questions. Wind out from pain says, just call it what it was. Cheating, just say that. And she's like, well, no, I mean, there was no, there was no sex involved. And I'm like, she goes, oh, what did you have this conversation with him? And she goes, no, but I saw every text message

and I know 100% although maybe there's others I don't know about because but the one I do know about there is no intimacy and the others I don't know about I'm pretending don't exist And she goes on to say you know, he's such an amazing man and he takes care of me and the family and after watching the show He sees what I've been telling him for years about his behavior. Like, um, did he not see himself the first three seasons of the show? I know. The act of the exact same way.

Yeah, this was not new for us. Okay. So then, uh, time for a 10 minute break and, um, Larsa, uh, uh, Larsa Lisa, yeah, Larsa Lisa talking. And Lisa's like, do you think that she at least is basically asking Larsa, Larsa Lisa, yeah Larsa Lisa talking and Lisa's like, do you think that she at least is basically asking Larsa like, do that look bad or whatever and Larsa's like, you know what, like Lenny like, he looks like selfish like and like, not that he doesn't love you, like he looks like he still loves you,

like, you know, because I think we're both used to men who just sort of have an indifferent attitude towards us and indifference means love, right? That's what I feel like, like, right? Well, why does he look selfish? Because like you selfish, like, so, you know. And then Mary Sol is on set going, poor Lisa, that was just a brutal.

And Andy goes, by the way, loving this reunion. I know. Poor Lisa looks like she's really questioning all of her life decisions and all of her choices around Lenny. God What a fun reunion huh? So just before we forget that Lisa is in fact an asshole. She goes oh yeah, camera people. Someone told me that where I'm sitting like I don't look Is nice because like I'm in like a corner. So like I don't want to be a Tiva But I would like to have the same nice lighting as everyone else, please

And I cut to Alexia just standing in amazing lighting, just smiling like I am the star now. And they put, so Lisa gets stuck back at the end of the show, much like, do I have good lighting? Do I? Do I? You know, Lisa is kind of a diva, but she's not kidding. Her lighting is way worse over there. You're right.

The pool is all on Alexia. It's like, hello, it's me, engaged and married, and have a lot of pain. I know. Well, you can't make Andy wait and expect to have good lighting afterwards, okay? Yeah, you did this to yourself. What? Yeah! Hey, can we put the green cell on the light aiming at Lisa, please? Thank you, or the gel?

The gel? I know lights, Ronnie. I once was in theater as a child. Hmm. So, can we have a segment about how much fun these women had to Ronnie can stop taking notes for 10 minutes? They, in real life. I was so sad that there were no questions about Kiki. I was like, Kiki is sort of like the, like our unsung hero of the season.

She didn't do much, but she was beautiful and added like, you know, fun little comments. And I wish that Andy had asked something like, what's the deal with Kiki? Wishy, what does she do, you know? I have a question. Yeah, but you answered your own, you answered your own request with what you called her unsung. That's true. She can't be sung if she's unsung. So Lars is like, the best part of this was Lars

are not knowing what LGBT. Yes. So then when we come back, does there anything you wanna go over in fun segments? No, there's not. I'm happy to move on to the reaction to the fun segment. Okay, so they also talked about how she was hinting that she boned an actor with the initials MJ. And people were like, Michael Jackson.

So then we come back and Andy's like, When I saw that clip, I sent it to John Mayer. And I, you know, look, I have to guess, Michael B. Jordan, like it's crazy in the irony. Yeah, I mean, the honest, it was Michael B. Jordan, that his name was Michael B. Jordan. You it's crazy in the irony. Yeah, I mean the honest, it was Michael B. Jordan, that his name was Michael B. Jordan, you saw the last dance, right? And we're here watching the last dance.

God, that was crazy. What do you think about the last dance? Anyone see the last dance? Anyone? Oh, no. And Larza isn't moving her face, but that's nothing new. But there's like a glint in her eye that she's like still trying to make us think

it was Michael B. Jordan. So she's like Milton Burrell. The ghost of Milton Burrell. So he's like, you have to me, unapologetically or something. And Lars is like, you know what? Oh, because she couldn't say unapologetically either. And Lars is like, you know what? I feel like I was so tired.

Like I get impatient in my tired like like I get impatient my interviews like I get tired Which means that she's like a diva and does not want after you know after 30 minutes. She's like can we done yet? So Andy goes do you know the initials for the queer community? yes BLT with a side of sauce no try again BLT with a side of sauce. No, try again. LGBTQ Andy, am I missing on that air? Because I feel like they keep adding feel like letters.

Wow, wait a smooth it over with the community, Larissa. I know. Well, you know, adding things, things is pretty natural for Larissa. So you didn't see the offense in it. So Andy's like, Lisa, when you walked in in that bright green dress at the memorial, I mean, do I need to say it or do I need to give a, ha ha ha to that, you know.

Well, it wasn't a funeral and Gertie Gus. I loved my line in there when I said, oh, hello, Green, does everybody remember that was so good, that was so good. I know Gertie, you're living a great assist. I, she's like all of a sudden I'm inside the actor studio. So then Andy's like, uh, and Julia drinking milk from a girl's seat. Do people do that?

No, but I do make partena cappuccinos daily directly from the goat milk to her cup. And it is the best pickle Does the goat have a farmer on its feet like how does that work? So then we talk about penis pearls God's latte Slate! We put goat on tennis ball machine and get foam. So Andy is surprised about these penis pearls, which I'm sure.

So they marry soul and Alexia, both like we know someone in the house. Oh, we know someone. Yeah, we know someone who has it. Oh yes, we know someone. Yeah, we know someone who has it Oh, yes, we know someone yeah, we know someone Like no one wants to hear about Johnny's Fupa, okay Fast forward. Yeah, and Andy is like dirty any Haitian sex secret things like that No, but remember when I did hear about the pearls and I was like, Oh my God, that's crazy. Oh, that was a good one, Andy. Hmm. So then we get the Alexia segment and he intros it by saying Alexia's life is

what double novellas are made from, which is true, you know, yes. And then we talk about her mother passing on her wedding day, which is August 25th, which is my birthday. Which is also fun day. What a fun day. Also, Mama Elsa's birthday. So you and Mama Elsa have the same birthday. That's what we found out. Yeah, me.

Mama Elsa and Leonard Bernstein. Oh! Well, my mama has the same birthday as Sharon Stone and Osama bin Laden. Wow. Wow. Which was just last Laden. Wow. Wow. Which was just last week. Wow. Yeah.

Happy birthday. So anyway, so they're talking about Alexia's mom dying everything and talking about the wedding being canceled and he's like, well, in the happy ending for you that you get married and same parts. Will there be a bigger party later in Miami? She's like, oh yes, I mean, I like this. We're looking at him like, you know, this is the plan for season five, right? Like,

though the wedding, like, that's season five already, why are you asking me this? Yes, it's just going to be constant marriage scenes for Alexia from now on in this world. So let's see. Hermonger's room is okay. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the and so now he could do it. But then there was this person that I questioned about he was also in a relationship and I confronted them both in my backyard because the four of us would go out all the time. I mean, my God, you guys, subtlety, subtlety.

You're fucking your best friend, basically in front of your wives, under your wives' noses. That's a ball, sir. And then they said they were not in in a relationship. And then like I went to their club that they owned together. And there was like some guy named Agador Sparacus. And I was like, this is a very nice man. And then like Diane, we showed up and then Jean Hackman. And I was like, what a nice family that we all have here together. It's like, uh, like, see, you're just doing the birdgauge now. Oh, yes. I apologize. Robin Williams will not leave this recap. You see how he comes in?

He's staying. Wait to the patch Adam's references. Start just wait. Just Alexia and a clown knows. So Lisa's like, did you find text messages? And she goes, no, no, no, no, I didn't do that sort of thing. Like she kind of says it like, I don't search my husband's phone. Lisa, like, yeah, look what she found out. Maybe you would have found out. Yeah. Um, but this

is also crazy that she had these like confrontation with these two guys. Like being like, why are you always here? Are you guys like having a gay romance or something? So, um, so anyway, ultimately, her mom told her even, like, you know, put that idea out of your head and everyone, everyone protected her mom and they even had like a normal sex life. And she goes, oh, yeah, and he was totally normal. Like he was super possessive and super jealous. You know, he was normal. I was like, that sounds great. Oh, yeah. My God. So Andy is like, well, there was a post from OG, Leah Black, when Hermann passed away.

She was all, of course, you know, I totally expected that from Leah Black because she is that person. She's a hypocrite. I she says she likes to call everyone out and I don't really care what her opinion is. Fun I mean, you did out the dead husband. So I say if you're gonna out somebody who's cheating on you, well, she says she didn't

know until he had passed, so never mind. My favorite thing is Alexia, accidentally not saying court of public opinion, she gets that phrase wrong because she talks about how she ultimately found out which is that after her man died, that all the stuff came out with lawyers and there was a house, et cetera, et cetera. And she's like, you know, I wasn't this beard. I wasn't his gold digger I what so I like that's why I get larsa because I have to defend her, you know, and like we were judged by like the people's court Judge Wapner, I like and tell me it's not raining

Judge Wapner came in and said You're wrong and I was like don't don't judge me people's court, okay? I love that she's she's going on about how she's not a gold digger and she's not disin that. I just didn't ask any questions, even though I pretty much knew my husband was fucking one of our best friends. About. So, so,

Tess, Tess from New Orleans says, Adriana, why did you feel the need to say Herman died while he was having sex with male lovers, not the placens kind of mean of you to do so? And Adriana's like, well, I was holding on to that for five years. And Alexia has had Adriana's been victim. That's just such an Adriana or a marital answer. Like, I have how long to it for five years. What'd you expect me to do?

She was like, and you know, likes you talked about it. So it wasn't breaking news. And Laura says like, well, I like didn't know about it. Like, and like says like, I don't know about it either. Like basically no one knew about that. And Laura said correctly, says, it's not your story. Like, like, I feel like it's not even your story Adriana just I'm not talking to you babe Having a little respect and then all of a sudden a Castile Lexi who has like wind in her hair out of nowhere

She's just like in a music video and she's like well. I asked a lover and it's not true So I wanted I wanted it to be true. I would I would I want to determine to die while orgasm. That is what I wanted for her month, but he didn't spare said. So Adriana's like, well, that's what my gay friends told me. Sorry. Okay. I'm sorry, then. I'm sorry, then. And you just know Johnny's going to go to the bar and like, street fight with Adriana's gaze. It's going to be like a battle of the gaze. Yeah, exactly. So Andy is asking about what it was like to meet the gay lover and was meeting him like a morbid fascination that she had.

And Alexia's like, like she said that she never met if it had been a woman, but she's like, but I'm more interested in the male because I always had that in my head. Like I really want to know and say, good for you, like you got to do this. Like, we're exonerated at the People's Court. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, and Andy's like, well, were you happy that he got to live his gay life? And she's like, oh, yes, absolutely. You know, he wanted to do it his whole life, Andy. You know, he puts like a literal meaning to bucket list, which I just thought was so sweet, you know. But he was in politics. he was a public figure, he couldn't do it.

Yeah, so... I mean gay or not, you just found out your husband is cheating you that many years, I would take a baseball bat to that grave, I would. Well, she's already got a new guy, so she's moving forward, you know. Yeah, I think a lot of this is like, for Todd, you know, like what? I don't even care, Oh, are that what? Right now I've got bigger things to worry about like teaching Todd about party city, you know

Andy's like and he's like so that argument between Todd and Peter Yeah, so we go into this whole Peter thing and I'd like to and he's like Marisol. What was it like for you? Care's Marisol's like well, she's my closest friend. So when she's hurt, I hurt when she marries a rich guy. I'm That was more fun at the beginning of this sentence. When she moves into a big house, I'm of, I'm, I just sort of stay in my small house. But she said that Todd knows that Peter is a great kid. And that's the only reason he was giving him that kind of tough love. And so Andy asks about the family's reactions

when they watched it. And Alexie is like, we just got so much out of it as a family. We realized it for Frankie. We have issues to address and talk about, but the only one this is affecting bad is Frankie. Yeah, and Andy asks about how Frankie's doing. And we learned that he's never really gonna be able

to live on his own. And so Alex is always gonna live on his own and so she's Alexa is always going to live with Frankie as long as she can and and then the question is like why wasn't she more upset that Peter got Frankie's Stone and she goes okay well you know what let me tell you that Frankie liked to not faint from smoking after that incident he's never He's never smoked up again but the fainting continued I like, I Would be in rage at Peter if he did something that brought this like this string of seizures back to Frankie, you know Yeah, he didn't he didn't think from that incident, but he did develop a chronic seizure issue because of it So you know hugs to Peter. Yeah a great work Peter But I mean everything's fine because they just upped his medication.

They upped Frankie's medication and it likes to go, but you see, like all good things come out of it, you know? Like it's really difficult when you have all this negative backlash attacking the press, you know? Like so many good things, like Peter, he's sort of nice to Todd now. And Frankie, you know, he has seizures every day, but you know, good things come out of it. I'm like, what?

Or things come out of it. They upped his medication after he banged his head on the table and got a seizure disorder. Great. Going great. All I see out. So she's like, you know, Lars is like, you know, you have to like respect the husband and like he's like running the like family now. So like you just have to like sort of take it.

Like that sounds great. So then yeah, and basically there's another like, like Andy's asking where Todd is asking about Todd saying that that like he's not my son, like Peter's not my son or Frank is not my son or whatever it was. So they just clear up that Todd basically meant like you would just discipline harder if it was for his son

but his son but he can't really do anything now. Yeah, he is not his place. Like if he had gone in, she wouldley meant like, you would just discipline harder if it was her son, but his son, but he can't really do anything now. Yeah, he is not his place. Like if he had gone in, she would have been like, but that's my son, you know, and so Andy's like, finger from butt, it says, Alexia, there is no love, watch between Todd and Peter, given your son's recent arrest, what kind of strain as those put on your marriage? And she's like, zero, we're stronger. We're a unit, we're a unit who takes more medication every day. You know, he's supporting me and Peter 100% Andy.

And you know, like I got him set up with a loyalty account at party city. So like it's just getting better and better every day. And Andy's like, well, there were a number of posts saying, Todd was right when he told Peter he'd wind up in jail. What was Todd's reaction to the arrest? Well, you know, like after he stopped dancing and saying, I told you so, I told you so, like he's been very supportive. And you know, he's been by my side and well, you know, Peter side. And I can't talk about it. I feel like as man, the domestic violence is a big deal, but there's two sides of the story. And you know, people scored and people's courts, you know.

And Julie is like, oh yes, because crime in America. And she's a kiss and sometimes it's not true, you know, people's court. He's guilty. So Andy's like, but what about people saying you enable him? And she goes, well, I know what enabling means and it usually means in a negative way. Because it means you enable bad behavior. And she was exactly. So I do not enable bad behavior. I just excuse it and I explain it away and say it's not your fault and then put in between

my two implants on this pillow and tell him everybody loves him. It's not this fault. I don't understand why Harvey Levin couldn't understand this, but you all can understand that, you know, people's court. So, Marisol's like, well, something she always says to me is, Marisol, you're such a gay icon. But another thing she says to me is, Marisol, what choice do I have? I mean, I would crumble if I didn't have her,

because I've been very weak. I'm a weak, weak person. Y'all, you want to talk about my journey yet, Andy? Is it time? I think I've been very weak. I'm a weak, weak person. Y'all, you want to talk about my journey yet Andy as a time? I think I've given you a segue. It's been three years since mom elves have passed Mary's old take it away. I can't speak. I can't speak. I can't speak right now. I can't speak. Oh, good. So obviously we love mom elves on the show. So basically what happened with her is she had a rapid, aggressive onset of dementia. And it takes an interesting turn.

Because Andy's like, well, she left us and now you're channeling her. And Adrienne goes, oh, yeah, you're way funnier now. And that was good. Yeah. Like, you're so funny now. Like, your personality like now, like, I feel like before, like, who?'re so funny now, like your personality like now, like I feel like before like who but like now you're like super funny Yeah, like sometimes instead of going XYZ, you're like J.K.L And I'm like that is so funny. So What's your most cherished memory of your mom and Marisol's like oh well? We'd be at like a party hanging out with Madonna in a different building from us And she'd my mom would be like we need handsome men here

And then she'd call 911 and then she pretend to pass out. Oh, that was one of her funny antics Just thinking about all those hot guys and they're not tending to real victims of emergencies Am I right girls? Oh my god. She's like, I feel like literally so funny, right? I got my pain. Marry me. I got my pain. And so they take a break. And Lars is like, what else do we have to talk about Kanye's dick? And he goes, that's right. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Welcome back. Let's look at a package. The quit package guys. The quit package. Oh, this is one of my favorite fights of the year. And it like just gets better with this reunion.

So Andy's like, so Adriana, how did you see the penis? You're like a liar like. You're like a liar. Oh, I'm a liar. I'm a liar. Yeah, I like taught a Kanye and he said you're a liar. Well, I didn't so much talk to Kanye. I let the voicemail with this assistant and then later on I told myself that the assistant called me back and said that you're a liar. Yeah, like I call the assistant and I was like, hi, this is like David's in light. Can I talk to like Kanye like and it's a liar? So. So Adriana's like, oh really? Well, let me tell you how I met him, Amni.

Mia, it was art basil. Farrell Williams was hosting a talk about the sign and Kanye walks in. I said, he's hot and that's it. I walk into the bathroom. I go in and there's Kanye. Peeing. And I take a could look at it. Why not? I'm not gonna miss an opportunity and he has a big one a thick one and okay, so you saw Kanye and you immediately followed him to the bathroom. Yeah, I this is gonna be one of those rare times where I am actually unlarso pip inside because this all

sounds like total bullshit. Why are you in the same bathroom as him? First of all, and second of all, I don't believe for one second that Kanye was just alone in a bathroom, even in 2012. And that's what larsa says. She's like, he always has like security like he's like, never alone. He's like, not. And like, have you ever seen him like alone? Ever? Like, he doesn't pee alone. You wouldn't be able to get into like the bathroom. Believe me, I've like tried like an Adrian was like a December to twenty twelve. Who else doesn't believe me? I want to know now. And Gertie's like, um, gross. That's what I say about it. Gross. And Lars says, but yeah, but like it's like about like boundaries like because like you talk about someone's good friends Has been like I feel like he doesn't know you that's what he like said. I feel like and Marisol by the way goes you know

I've hung out with a lot of celebrities and I thought it's hard to believe he would go to a bathroom alone That's just me Marisolisol Pat and Gai icon who knows the Lambert is. Well, to be fair, she didn't introduce herself to Kanye in the bathroom. She just saw in the bathroom. Why would he remember her? But I also think that I'm just wondering about the logistics of it all. Like, I'm lursy-parsa piponing. If, let's say Kanye is alone in the bathroom, she goes in, he's out of urinal or something. Does she just like go up to the urinal? Like, how does that work? Or is he in a stall? And she just peers in on the stall? I don't, I just don't understand how this happens.

I guess at first, I thought of it as you walk into the men's room, you stand right next to the guy in UP next to him and you look at his dick. But that wouldn't be happening here, I'm assuming. So, like none of this makes sense. I had it in my head that way. Like I had it walking right up to him. But yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

Like literally none of this makes sense. Unless it was not like a public bathroom, but a private bathroom where you open the door and he's standing over the toilet peeing right in that moment. So that could happen, but I just really don't believe that that sort of bathroom is where they were and that they both wound up at the same place and that there was no security stopping it. Well, then Adriauna has brought proof.

She's brought a little Tiffany's box. And Alexia's like, oh my God, we knew something was in the box. We just knew it. And... What's in the box? What's in the box? Alexia doing seven.

It's a head. If I know it's a head, I've seen this movie. Oh, well you know, when it's... Gange's head. So they they brought she has her little stupid box and gurdy's like you took a picture of the penis And she starts doing karate chops in the air and Adriana's like well look at my phone Okay, and Andy's like is it a dick in the box? Let's see Andy you be the judge. Oh god. Okay Here's a picture of you in Kanye West. Yes, I see it. I see it.esing out like the biggest fan in the world. And there's no indication that she has seen his penis

because of this. It's just like a fan who met Kanye West. What was in the box, her phone? She put her phone in the box and the pictures on the phone. She's so rich. She didn't even print it out. Everyone else prints out. Everyone else goes to Kinkos and like spends the 450

to do the, you know, the blob there are text messages, but she's like, okay, you know what I'm doing? I just put my phone in the box. She is ridiculous. So Lars is like, yeah, she's a fan like, she's a fan of the Kardashians. She's a fan of Kanye like she's my fan like. Well, she's saying it like it's a bad thing,

but yet you're making your money on only fans. I don't just respect your your money there girl. So, uh, so then Nicole's like, well, you know, it's in front of a bathroom. It could have happened. It could have happened. I went to medical school. I know these things. Hmm.

Well, the issue is that you didn't take a photo or go to the bathroom. Okay. She just doesn't want you blowing up her friend or her friend has been on television. Mars is like, yeah, like if you don't want to talk about something, I don't talk about it. Like, I feel like you went off on me. Like, you like called me a bitch like, like I left her like crying. Who does that? Lars did not leave that bar crying.

I guaranteed. I mean, trying to go, well, who calls me mental or bipolar? And Lars said, I'm not a morgrine, I guarantee. And he'd run and goes, well, who calls me mental or bipolar? And Larsa goes, that was after I took your beating three times. And then Alexia has to make herself the victim in this whole situation, she's at my bachelor's at. I mean, there you go again,

talking about Kanye's penis, again, at my bachelor's of all people, they're not at my bachelor's. Oh, so Adrienne yells back at Lza that even Julia said she couldn't connect because you wouldn't give her the time of day because she only had 2,000 Instagram followers. Yeah, and Larza's like, I never like said that, like, but I meant sweetheart. Oh, so this, so kind of descending, called me a sweetheart. And she's, if you don't post, you're not social.

It's like you have to keep up. And the cold goes, no, actually, like you called my and Julia's Instagram, your toilet paper. And she says, oh my god, like when you were sick, I was like crying for you. Okay, Julia. And she's like, no, was I not the one that was crying? And Alexi is, we were all concerned. We were all very concerned about my wedding. It's everybody remember? It was a very stressful morning because she was crying. And Alexi, we were all concerned. We were all very concerned about my wedding. It's everybody remember? It was a very stressful morning because she was sick and you know, like,

I have a wedding coming up, so we were all concerned about so many different things. And and Mars was like, I was there. I was had your back. I was taken care of you. And they're just like all talking over each other about what's what happened with Julia and Andy just loses my eyes like latter finish and they drama it's like you are worried about your jewelry that's what you are worried about you did not cry for Julia come on and Julia is like yes you are like oh my god I can't believe this person is sick from completely not alcohol by the way and so we see clips of that in larza saying if I have to like cancel my vet like I'm gonna lose a whole bite the way. And so we see clips of that and Larza saying, if I have to cancel my vet like, I'm going to lose a whole lot of money like. Yeah and Larza says, but you shouldn't have been so drunk that you almost fucked up my weekend. And Julia was like, Larza, are you ashamed of yourself? You should be. You should be.

So silly. So she said, yeah, but remember that time you said, Larza, I'm like so sorry. I'll talk to Adriana because like you were like so embarrassed about Adriana. And like I said, I've done nothing to this one, but like ask for boundaries, you know? Like I had anxiety seeing her. Like I mean, a grown woman acts like that. Oh, I can't believe a grown woman acts like that. I can't believe she would do that. I'm like, Lars, you're the one doing baby voice right now. So Andy's like, well, we talked earlier that you had this close friendship with Kim Kardashian,

Kim K, I guess I can only say, but went through a rough patch where you also thinking, hey, I'm on the show, this is being brought up and this is not gonna be good for me getting back to the E network. Because if it were me, I'd be like, oh shit, like, this is bad. No, that's not like what it was like. And the cool goes, yeah, well, it does seem like you don't talk about what happened with the Kardashian.

Yeah, but like I talked about it 10 times. Like, do you talk about, do you wanna talk about your ex-husband, the school teacher? And Nicole is actually totally, does not fall for the trap. She was, what was there an NDA? Oh, well, you, like I'll say it again, you want to talk about the ex-husband, the teacher? And Nicole's life, what was there an NDA? So Larza totally fails to try to get Nicole mad. Yeah, you suck. You're just trying to come after her for marrying a poor person. Yeah.

You suck. Yeah. She's the worst. That's why Adriana, like I think Adriana was totally completely wrong in every argument that she had with Lars. Pretty much. But she was also right. Like she's a big fake phony and look what she does every time she's confronted. She goes as low as possible. Like, oh really? Oh, really? She really does. You want to talk about being married to a poor person?

Yeah. I mean, ever, like, this has been her pattern for some season one, you know? So Andy says, well, the girls feel like you deflect the question a lot about their Kardashians. And so Larca gives us this big response of, people have bumps in the road. And we had a little like bump in the road, and we had a little bump in the road.

You know, and in relationships, you have to choose, X, Y, or Z, peace at home for my friends. It wasn't a whole catastrophe. So it's like, not really sure what she's really saying. She's just saying there was an incident and that she did, she made some sort of virtuous choice in her life. Yeah, that's the implication.

Yeah, she cut you off. Okay. She cut you off is what happened. So Andy's like, has she re-foiled you? She's like, we're not really like they're back yet. Like, and he's like, well, but you are in touch with her. You are and with him, meaning I think Kanye. And she's like, he said like, I don't even know who that like is.

Like so. And by the way, the Kardashians keep some really debatable characters in their life and their circle. So if you've been expelled from that, if you have not met their standards, that's not good. So Andy is like, well, was he, well, was at least Kanye happy that Adriana said he had a big dick.

I mean, that's pretty cool, right? And then Adriana's like, well, was he, well, was it least conny happy that Adriana said he had a big dick. I mean, that's pretty cool. Right. And Adriana's like, well, obviously there was no lie, because I proved it with the picture look, look at the picture I proved it with. It's like the picture proves nothing. So then we get into has Larza treated Adriana less than over the years. And she's like, no, like she's literally like been attacking feel me like since day like one feel I feel.

Are you hearing all the construction next door, by the way, because they're banging like crazy all of a sudden. Okay, good. Sorry. But then when he hears that I apologize. So, uh, so then Adriana's like, oh, there's a new controversy that just comes up. Hey, the Adriana Barrow lar' opening credit dress for her photo shoot with her new card seems like Adriana wore the same dress, but Adriana, you claim you wore it first. Did Lars' deal the look? I mean, we see Adriana posting on Instagram her herself in this dress, you know, this opening, blue-f flu flu dress or whatever.

Yeah. It says imitation is this in serious form of flattery. So conge is penis. It was big. Well, I think I've proven my case. I'm wearing the same dress as Larsa, which proves that I've seen conge is dick. So Larsa goes, there's like a pool online. Okay.

Like you can look it up if you wear it best. Like I took a cuss. There's like a pull online, okay? Like you can look it up of who wore it best like I took a photo like You know, I love I want to see who put up this poll And which poll she's referring to it's probably like a poll that she put up So Adriana is like well, it was a drone rivers beach stole my look moment But it's okay because she says I'm homeless and I dress horribly you know and lurses like I feel sorry for you and I feel sorry for you copying my look because you say I'm homeless and I have no money and you copy my homeless no money look yeah and you know because when she wore that dress she looked like the cookie monster so I will open my box again

here's the cookie then I was like oh come oh, come on. You, you're pro. Like, this is so desperate, even for you. I had six. The very sole profitable. I had six extra dollars in prop budget. So I bought Tate's cookies and I'm going to hand them out and make forced cookie monster joke out of it. Well, I am the prop committee and of the season.

So allow me to deep throat one of these cookies after saying something, something witty. See, see, Adrianna messed up because she brought, like she brought those were tastes. Like I, I'm, I feel about 99% sure that those were tastes cookies. Those are too good cookies to have as your props, because then everyone just wanted to eat them. And she wasn't able to get her moment, right? And she should brought like something sad, like high-drocks or like something from like snack school snack

where there's like a chocolate chip cookie that only has one chocolate chip in it, you know? Mm-hmm. Dollar store cookies. I'm just giving her notes on her cookies right now because I'm just thinking about cookies. You know? Well, luckily it's over in how? Okay, the cookies were the big finale. They're Tates cookies, like no one can top that. So here we go. You know, well, luckily, it's over in how? Okay, the cookies were the big finale. They're taste cookies, like no one can top that. So here we go. So guys, what did this season teach you? Give me a really don't give a fuck, but I'm exhausted. So just speed through. All right, Julia, go add some purse. We got it. She's like, it made me better person. I learned you can have both egg in pockets and beacol. So then Lisa was like, well, I was very therapeutic and I'm happy that

Lenny saw it the way I was seeing things and we had it in the right direction and the show really helped hold on a second. I'm getting an email. Looks like we're filing for divorce. Okay, here we go. Well, like here's what I like him looking for to making a lot of like money. And I great introspection, Larsa. Yeah. Larsa, who's Riches, how she says because of her divorce. So then Adriana is very proud of Julia.

And that was her hide, her lowest was, you know, it was my moment with Larsa because I started with Hobbes and I didn't want to antagonize you Larsa. So again, I apologize. I like you Larsa, you know, we were doing so well. If you don't want to talk about the Kardashians anymore, I won't come up. Please forgive me if I hurt you. So Adriana, it's like just rag on you call you a thirsty like five seconds ago you're handing her a cookie I know I then Lars goes, but Hmm I forgive you for that, but I just feel like an Adrianna is not waiting for you the the qualification or whatever

She just hears I'll forgive you and she just runs across the set and gives Lars a hug like oh good We solve now everything's good and she just runs across the set and gives Larsa a hug. Like, oh good, we're yourself now. Everything's good. Yeah, but like you just like turn on people and like I'm not like that. Like you're just a wild card. Yeah, cause like if I like you, I'm right or die with you.

Just ask Scotty Pippin. Mary soul. And she's like, it's really great to keep my mom's legacy going. You jowl there. All right. Yeah. I'm just like her.

On the Lexi, it's like, yes, you channeled her. She goes, oh my god. Thank you. You think so? Mm-hmm. And Nicole goes, you know, I had growing pains. I mean, this is hard. This is harder than medical school, which I went to.

And like, it was a whole new world for me. I mean, like, the big thing that maybe is that you can't judge A rot turkey by its cover, you know, and that's what I really learned from this By the way, I think that you did amazing Nicole. I mean you've got some fighting you girlfriend Where did that come from? I just love these pivots that they're just making at arbitrary moments. You have for no reason, very sulfony ass. So, gurdy is like, I realize I'm a workaholic. Oh, wow, really?

I think your first line was like, hi, I'm gurdy. I'm a workaholic. I don't have a lot of friends and they really opened up a whole new world to me. And, you know, like I got to show the social gurdy and I'm looking forward to the future and hanging out with more of the girls where I could be 100% gurdy and I can gratify all of them etc etc etc. gratify. And then Alexi is like unfortunate enough to have these women going through

such hard times and though like you know Peter I would take advice from any one of them especially or well you know. So I'm going to look forward to some peace and having some fun next season at my next wedding storyline. Yeah. Alright, well we thought there was no better lot of cocktails to choose from. Okaakis to choose from for their final toast, but we thought nothing could be more appropriate than Tuesday season 4 with vodka with a pickle chaser. So then they bring out these shots of vodka with the pickles and Julia has to explain it very carefully

because Andy cannot follow. He's like, okay, so you eat the pickle, you drink the vodka, right? No, no, no, you pick up pickle, but you take shot, breathe in, breathe out, pickle time, breathe out again. He's like, wait a second. You pour vodka on the pickle

and you throw the pickle at Larsa Pippin, right? No, no, that's not how it goes. But before you breathe in, take pickle. And that's the last line of Miami, which I loved. Well, I would end it. I know, and then Andy takes this tiny little pickle by, I don't know if he knows he's like this He clearly does not like pickles. He's like

Um, and actually the very very last thing did you see the very very last thing that they put up this is almost like that Hidden ending on a Marvel movie Oh, no, what was it on February 8th? 2022 that Miami-Dade Police Department dropped all charges against Alexia Sunpeter. Oh, well, you know Peter exonerated. People's gorge. Oh, God. That's great. I didn't read that at the end of it. I read it in real life because they couldn't find anyone to testify, which is, you know, sounds like not is don't sue me. Oh, well, you know, Pita. I can't wait for next season. And I hope everyone who didn't watch it washes it now because it was

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