Watch What Crappens - RHOM: The Lyin', The Witch, and the Wardrobes

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E13) head to the Bahamas for a friendship reset. And nothing says sisterhood like accusations of witchcraft! Plus, flamingos!Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78510002See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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is the wonderful and hilarious and charming Mr. Ronny Caram. Hi Ronny, how you doing? Hi. How's your COVID doing? Oh, just feels great. What a disease. God, it's just like a relaxing at the fucking beach. Man, thanks.

Yeah, well, you know, you sound you look good. We're on crap with on demand. So I can watch you go to patreon.com slash watch or crap and join us on crap with on demand. You can see Ronnie and look, you look really great for having COVID. I have to say, well, thank you.

I think it's that old medicine we use over here called prayer. Oh, yeah you. I think it's that old medicine we use over here called prayer. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's right. Yeah. Prayer is the best. But that's also the first time I've been out of bed in three days.

And I think I'm just so happy to be talking to you and be talking about these stupid shows. So I'm like, yes, I'm rowing and then back to the bed of teas that I'm going to spray it with some febriz. Because you thought they do that shit on below deck. And so I thought I'm going to spray it with some Fibri's. Because you thought they do that shit on below deck. And so I thought I'm going to do that too. I'm going to buy some Fibri's fresh sands. And guess what? I'm going to go in there.

I'm going to spray that shit down and I'm going to recacune. Reacacune. You show next time we speak. You should spend the whole weekend sleeping, Andrew. I guess. I guess. I don't believe in orange juice. That's a little sandwich.

Okay. Then water. Then water. And tea.. Maybe. Yes. I don't believe in orange juice. That's a little sandwich. Then water, then water, and tea, and all those things. Melody. Melody. Drumsticks. A stoss and drumsticks. Melody drumsticks.

I totally support that with or without COVID. Welcome, everyone. Just some things. First and all were today we're recapping the latest episode of Real Housewives of Miami. By the way, Real Housewives of Miami has been nominated many times in our Golden Crappies. The ballot just came out earlier this week on Wednesday. If you want to go to watchrocrapins.com, that's a link to the voting there. The big ceremony is happening on February 24th at the Wilton Theater in Los Angeles, huge theater.

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But go to the watch crappens website because you'll get it for sure there. By the way, in terms of Miami, Miami got the second most number of nominations this year on the ballot. I crunch some numbers, aka I was bored and just going to the ballot. Beverly Hills had the most knobs,

I think with like 23, Miami had 12. And I think right behind Miami was Potomac. So those are our big ones there. And I really appreciate everyone who took the time to vote already, by the way. Lots, we've got like thousands of votes. Here's one category. I want to sort of just highlight categories

so people know what kind of things there are. Here's one. This is, let's do biggest villain. We have all the men from Southern Charm, Ashley Marty from Blow Deck Sailing, Camille from Blow Deck, Chef Ryan from Blow Deck Down Under, Diana Jenkins, Erica Jane, Jen Shaw, Lenny Hockstein, Lisa Rina, Robin Dixon. That's a hard category, I have to say. There are a lot of people, that's, I mean Bravo really gives us so much. I know they give us, they give us a lot of, a lot of terrible people.

And there were a lot of people that could have been on that list that didn't make it. And that's someone who is fueled by rage. I mean, every time I pass a Bravo billboard, I just think, hello BP, my fuel, my shell oil, my chevon, get into me darling. Yeah, so we're really excited. I'll just real quickly, just some of the other categories, I'm not going to go through them, but there's Best Bravo moment, we've got Best Fight, Biggest Villain, Most Cringe, Biggest Fail, Best Musical Performance, Best Newbie, things like that. So go to watchcrapers.com.

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Anybody who wants to discover and join our Patreon. So today is Real Housewives of Miami, season five, episode 13, Brugheria, in Lava Hamas. Yes. The cast trip. So it starts off. the raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw for protection on the Bahamas trip. And it's like lots of candles and like crystals and all that. Like this sort of place I can imagine you Ronnie going to on like any afternoon. Oh yeah, I've got a store like this.

I would go to stores like this growing up and I'll pass it all the time. I was really big into crystals. Yeah. And you know, in the Mexican culture, there is a lot of talk of, you know, spirits and stuff like that. And so yeah, I was into that show. I would read cards for money in high spirits and stuff like that. And so yeah, I was into that show.

I would read cards for money in high school and stuff. Oh yes, I knew all of these stories very well. So they're in one of the, of course, they're in like one of the rich people ones. You know, they're one of those. And Adriana's like, we need to protect ourselves because we're going to the trip to the Bahamas and Julie's like, there's a girl who likes to spread rumors.

They are not true rumors, they're fake rumors. Yes, so I want to get her a piece token. She gets peace. And then she's like, and there's someone Alexian likes to dig things upon people. So let's give her the happiness token. And for me, she doesn't scroll to the bottom. Scroll to the bottom talking.

How about scroll talking? Can you get her talking that says, jump to recipe. She has difficult time on food logs. Could you please get her talking that says slender? I would like to talk in that you say is good. Can you have that? Oh, so Adriana is like,

well, we don't want people think we're doing black magic. And then Julie is like, there's nothing black magic about it. Oh, my blood from my fingers, okay, or you need something more bloody. Where should I sign an old fashion manuscript? My blood from my fingers. Okay, or you need something more bloody Where should I sign an old fashion menu script? So now the packing segment where everybody's getting ready to go to the Bahamas and The song is rapido rapido rapido rapido rapido

It just means faster. Yeah. It's got to crack through your puddle. I don't know why. So Alex is like tomorrow. You know, somebody's going to be with you Frankie. So don't worry. And if you want, you can call your dad and you can say with him one night. And he's like, my heart is with my puppy. I love Frankie. I love how Frankie imbues so much love with everything he says. Because then we see that, we see that Pedro, his dad is back in Miami, and we see a flashback like the day before when the entire family is having lunch or something.

And Frank is like, I miss my dad. I miss my puppy. And then the like, I miss my dad, I miss my puppy. And then the dad is, dad's like, yeah, well, we can go play basketball or something or whatever. Or Alex is like, you want you guys to play basketball? And then Frank is like, basketball on one-on-one? Bro, I'll whoop you, my love. I'll whoop you.

I love that. He just adds like, my into his his trash talk. I think that I think that in recovery he spent a lot of time in front of telling over last because he's very like my love My heart You think you will beat me at soccer good luck with that my love I'm going to shit on you. My heart and soul. Also, this dance seems like a real class act. Alex, he's like, okay, so he was away for a while in school. He served five

years with conspiracy charge. And then another five to do something with drugs, something about that. So, but he's very important in my kids life. So, he had to take them to the park or something. Like, I know. You guys are like, yeah, by the way, the park's probably not the place you want that guy to take in the kids. I know what I mean.

Was it like, take your kids to work day? So, but a lot of people compare Alexia and Teresa. And for a moment, the comparison seems really apt in the scene, because when she says, oh, well, you know, like Pedro, he was like, away in school, I like to call it, but then she goes, better known as Prisoner Jail. Like that's where she and Teresa differ, you know.

So she's like, oh my God, look, Frankie, I wish I could pack like Mary's self, this is how she packs. She throws it in there, she throws it, and then she puts it on and she looks like she came out of her runway show. No, she doesn't. She looks like she just, she's craw, she always looks like she's crawling out of something, you notice? Every outfit she's in, it looks like she's just gone like this and it's like looking over the top of it. Watch, watch from now on and you'll see I'm telling you the truth. They're always like some weird piece of cloth that she's like coming out of. You know, she just landed.

She just landed on a planet and she's getting out of her capsule. She's like, she looks like different scenes of gravity. So, um, so then now it's just gonna end up in her and her depends or whatever. She's communicating with like Russian space stations. She's like hey hookers. Anyone help me out here? Come on hookers. Hey everyone. I George Clooney died. My knee the khakis. When they will bring me one, I didn't turn out to be very reliable. Am I right? Hey everyone. There was a non expected asteroid field. And I lost my, my wine opener in it.

Can someone help a girl out? Got to make some cockies or at least some sprinters. That asteroid really put the ass in asteroid. My right would not all anybody got a cat. Come on, hookers. Come on. Help me out. So now we're at the airport. And of course, Gerters. Come on, help me out. So now we're at the airport and of course, Gerdy. Gerdy comes upon this trip, like she comes upon everything in her life.

Oh, I work so hard and this is literally going to be the most amazing weekend. And then either I'm going to put down the phone, I'm going to lay on the beach, I'm going to quack at the flamingos to the flamingos even quack. I don't care. I'm going to see them. I'm going to say quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. And that means move that table over there and put the mother in the mother of the bride over there. Flamingo. If you've never seen a flamingo with a clipboard, then just wait until Gertie gets there.

So the ladies are in the waiting area, wondering where Mary Sol is. And Alexi is like, well, Lisa is going to be coming an hour later because she's never on time anywhere. That's kind of the port of her because she's more important than any of us. Also Mary's don't test it positive for COVID. And they're like, and Adriana, by the way, Adriana, she is in the airport.

Listen, I still wear a mask in the airport because I just don't like, I just like it. I like wearing a mask in an airport now. We're on an airplane. Like I just don't need, listen, I was getting sick on airplanes before COVID. So I'm like, I'm no wear a mask. You do love a mask.

I love a mask in an airport, but age round really takes a lot of time. You love a mask on a Zoom call. You'll take, you'll wear a mask on a Zoom call in your own damn apartment. But age round looked like she was dark man. She had like late-text gloves on the mask, sunglasses, and a brimmed hat on.

I was like, what mafia, what mafia man are you trying to get away from me now? And is it really the right way to even put it? Like did Mary soul get COVID or did COVID get Mary soul? Because imagine the break room over COVID, Mary G. Do you like, oh, Jesus, you got stuck with Mary soul? Yes. Why did I have to get Mary? So I've never felt this terrible in my whole fucking life. I've been throwing up for three days.

Yeah, COVID's like I was trying to get J.L.O. I heard she was in town and in Miami and so I went out and I like I made the wrong turn. I just got inhaled by a Marisol and sorry guys. like I made the wrong turn. I just got inhaled by a marathon. And sorry guys. And by the way, to people on demand, I'm so sorry about the coughing. I'm cutting it out of the audio version, but no such luckiest suckers.

Listen, Ryan. Every COVID moment. Listen, you have COVID, okay, you're being real. This is real right now. I know, but also like I never cough on here. I cough on here all the time. I only, I guess COVID just makes me apologize for it. Wow, this disease is making me a better person.

Wow. So then Marisol says, this is bullshit. I mean, I know I don't have COVID. I don't even leave my house. I'm like, how are you? I'm such a reckless. I don't go anywhere. And yeah, this is funny, because all everything I say

is about things, stories, people tell me what I'm out and about. But I don't go anywhere And the calls like well, you know trips with Mary soul usually don't end well And then we see Nicole's memory like you were coming from a nasty place like you were like bullying me And Mary soul going I'm just repeating what you said because you're being nice to everyone to their face with a shitty behind their back because you're being nice to everyone to their face with a shitty behind their back. She goes, yeah, she goes, I am torn about how I feel about this news and then she's like, Nicole's like smiling. So now they fly off to the Bahamas. And I guess it's only 37 minutes from Miami to the Bahamas. I guess that makes sense there are relatively close. But I was like,

wow, that is a short flight. That's, I'm like, it's like the most exciting thing I've learned all week. So they get into a sprinter van and then, this is my, oh, girl, he's like, oh, this is like my sleeping routine with my hair. I'm like, I like this and I have like a turban and I have like my hair up like this. I have my hair to the side. I'm like, Russell, I'm not touching.

Cannot touch my hair. I'm like, you know what, your hair must be very heavy, Larsa. And Larsa's wearing these big box braids and everything. And she's like, yeah, it's like really heavy. It's like a lot of my head right now. Yeah, but like, my grandparents are like Moroccan. So like, my mom had braids like when she was a kid.

So like, I've been like creating my hair and vacations since like, ever. I can remember like. And the producer says, uh, did the bitch steal your look, Gertie? And she's like, no, two different looks, but definitely policy, definitely policy. They sort of like tiptoeing around the idea like is Larsa appropriation. And Larsa is Lebanese from what I understand. I believe that she's Lebanese. Um, and so I love that she pulled out the Moroccan. The Moroccan carb, yeah.

They're like, I don't know. What do you think? I guess we don't either have this. Sure, ask the question. I'll walk you around. That's the right answer. What do you think about the box braids? But yeah, I definitely was like,

this was their way of acknowledging that felt like there was some appropriation going on here. But at the same time, you know, who knows? It's not for me to be the judge and jury about a bad appropriation when I'm just like a like-eye, you know? I figured that's what they were going. But you know what, when I show up somewhere in Braids,

I'm not gonna be able to complain about it, so I'm not saying a thing. Okay. There was a time, my friend, when I was growing up, my friend Rosie Striebe, used to always go to the virgin islands every summer Like that was her thing and I was so jealous because She got to go stay on this hippie beach where they worked all summer

I've told you this before I'm sure like they would stay intense But they had to work and they were all hippies and stuff and she would come back and she'd be like Hey, I learned how to make like sock hats and they were just they look like a wind sock But you put them on your head and then tuck them under so I'd wear them around and my mom's like, get that ugly thing off your head. I'm like, no, and I'm gonna have braids too because I believe in like peace.

My mom's like, no, you don't, you little shit. Get that off your head. Do not say peace. Yeah, because there was like the war going on then. And I'm like, yeah, I believe in peace now. And then I started rosy braided my hair and I came home one day and I had all these bra, it wasn't those kinds of braids like cornrows.

I'm gonna get cornrows. I didn't have those, but I have those braids, you know, like tons of braids. And with little color rubber bands at the end of that, my mom was like, we are not going into that restaurant. So you take those out and I was like, no, I believe in peace and braids. So I would think about that when I see shit like this. I'm like, wow, I'm like it and live in the stage.

Get my ass. I canceled when I was 14. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? Hashtag peace. So, um, so they get to this resort, the Bahamara resort, and they get taken up to this big, beautiful. Well, I would say just like a big presidential suite. It was like sort of beautiful,

but I didn't really actually think it looked that nice. And the coach was like, oh, there's a pool table. And then Gerd was like, oh, a true story presidential suite, a butler at any call, ocean view, a pool table, fine. But we'll take it, but like no one's probably gonna use it because we'll be too busy getting drunk. Okay, like my darling Nicole, I'm rubbing off on you because you done good girl, you done good. Okay, now do we have a whistle for the flamingos? Okay, can we get the flamingo army ready?

Okay, no. So some people are the presidential and some people have their own shared rooms, but they're all beautiful sweets. I feel like the regular rooms, the regular, all sweet sweets were nicer than the present. The present just we had these weird, sort of like blue accents that I did not enjoy. Yeah.

It looked older. Yeah. So then there's a movie theater in Julie and Adriana's room. Adriana's like, oh my god, we have our own movie theater. We're going, what are we, what movie are we going to watch tonight? And to these like, uh, the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Just oh, no, I don't do horror. Don't do horror. Not a silly, very scary movie. For so then, Alexia is showing off her room to Mary-Soul on FaceTime. And Mary-Soul is like,

I can't believe I was stuck here. My favorite thing to do with Alexie is to get drunk traveling. We make screwdrivers and bacon. I just love drinking with Alexie. Jesus Christ, hang up on her. You can't even go one second with talking about without talking about being fucking shit hammered. I know, and I love that that as Alexa is giving the tour.

Like, it was like Mita and she puts it like she shows her like a pool table and Marissa goes, I love playing pool. Are you kidding me, you hucker? There's a pool table. It's like, what says what does Marissa old patent like playing pool? Hmm. So, do you? Actually, I know why because there's like a whole variety of props you can use.

Like, well, there's like a whole variety of props you can use like well There's like a triangle that's helpful like a pool queue is great great prop and they got all these different balls balls I said balls you like that Hey have something to say to me. I'll tell you when the time for your cue God boy time for your cue. God, man. Give me a cocky. Hey, buddy, just breaking your balls there. Don't be offended. Wow. You know, there's always me drama on a girl's trip, but I can't chalk everything up to that. She just holds up a little chalk. Listen, I'm doing the best that I can. I think I'm going to win, but I'm no magic aim. All right.'m doing the best that I can. I think I'm gonna win, but I'm no magic aim, ball, am I right?

Hey, the best part about going to the Bahamas is I can show off my rack. See what I'm doing here? I'm holding up the triangle rack. Last time I saw a white ball of that ball, it's time I was dating him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. La Crosse, she just holds up a lacrosse dick. She's like, I don't know, I'm getting desperate.

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listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So Julia is, she has like some kind of grass or whatever that she bought at the buttenka. So she's walking around putting it behind curtains and stuff and she's like I want the show then and calm like how about you show some respect for the fucking cleaning crew who doesn't need to be they're not opening behind the curtains every time they come clean a room they're gonna get someone's gonna get fired for that shit yeah so

somehow by by the way that she's sprinkling the stuff, she kicked off some sort of sensor that caused the blinds to start closing. And she's like, wait, wait, blind is close. Blind, this is no. This is not good. This is like no, no, no. And she's like, Adriana, come, Brugheria, starting to happen. Like really weird shit.

I put the crystals out and start separating for you in the whole protection abs And I sprinkle some here and these things started to moving rose. There's like your mode control look nothing Do you think someone did some black magic on us like yes for you guys to get shade like what Specific black magic you I hope that Julian Adriana don't ever get any kind of skin cancer. It's actually like a very marisol patent ghost. Like there's like a ghost sitting in there. Like, okay, I guess I got a haunt these two. I don't know. It's like close to courage. Just close them. Well, sick of making things float around the room. So Nicole and Gerdy are talking about Lisa as Lisa arrives and they're like, I'm not going

to bring up Lenny. Don't you bring up Lenny. Don't say the L word. Don't don't bring up Lenny. So Lisa tells us, I didn't want to leave because the father is living in the house, but I have to help, but I have help and my mother in law. So maybe it would be good to get away a couple of days. So she's shown her own room,

and then she sees Nicole and Gertie, and they're like, don't see the outward, don't see the outward, she's like, God, it is Lenny. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, if you don't mind, I just don't wanna talk about Lenny.

Anyway, you guys wanna go to Disney, because Lenny and I used to always bring the kids there. Oh, God, Lenny loves going to Disney. Oh, man We have like a Lenny ding every time she says Lenny she gets a ding and it's like Yeah, she's like She just literally keeps on saying no matter what she brings it all up She's like I can't stop talking about Lenny. It's the only thing on my mind That's like cuts of the people that club last week being like, we know.

Breakfast extras. And we have to sit and listen to you for an hour talking about him. Yeah. So everyone gets on their babies, baby suits. I'm such a weirdo. Sorry, we just recapped random front rules. Everybody gets on their bathing suits and they meet in the penthouse suite. And Lisa's like, she picks up like a toothpick or something. She goes, what is this? Everybody gets on their bathing suits and they meet in the penthouse suite and

Lisa's like she picks up like a toothpick or something. She goes, what is this penis? Oh, I love that your mind is there like your scene penis is Lisa's like, you know I don't think I'm ready for that like I've been with the same penis for 15 years and I'm almost afraid like I don't know what to do with a new one. I need to get a book because I'm used to Lenny's penis. Ah, I said Lenny again. Mm-hmm. So they go to the water park, and it's kind of an odd place for housewives to go,

where I don't think, have we seen a lot of housewives at the water park? No, not at like a water park, not like with water slides and stuff like that. This does feel like a very family friendly location as opposed to exotic and wealthy and elite, et cetera. And so they go out there and one half the group is gonna go to the water slide

and the other half is not going to large. It's like, I don't wanna do this slide. I'm like afraid for my back, like. So obviously we're like the fun ones. Well, you know, Peter, we're like the second like obviously like we're like the fun ones or you know Peter like we're like the second city and they're like the golden girls. Just golden girls mean like we have a good tan and what does golden girls mean? And the producer's like didn't you watch the golden girls? She says I never watch the golden girls like so you don't know what they're talking about. It's like, no idea.

How dare you, ma'am. How dare you? How dare you come onto Provo TV or Peacock and say you have not watched the Golden Girls? It's just so amazing to me how someone like Larza can maintain so much fame with no gay following. Apparently, does she have? Yeah, gay following, because they didn't really know

what to do at gay pride last year. Yeah, it's weird. It feels like she's so close to being a gay icon, but she's like in the uncanny valley somehow. Like, you know, she's like approaching, approaching, approaching, it's like looking good and then all of a sudden she's like down there. You know, you know the uncanny valley? Yeah, you've explained it to like approaching, approaching, approaching. It's like looking good and then all of a sudden, she's like down there. You know, the on-canny valley.

Yeah, you've explained it to me. I always forget what it is. It's just like, and it's like the polar express. You know, like cartoons, like really cute and fun. They're really likable until they look a little bit too much like humans, and then they become really just, you're like, ugh!

And then like, so I feel like Larsa Pippin is in the on-canny valley for being a gay icon. She like looks like she got too close to looking like a gay icon without being one. So some of them are go to the slide thing, right? And they they're all getting onto like a big river rafting blow-up type spinning around thing to share as they go down the slide. And Alex is like, this week I'm going to be the adventurous Alexia, I always wanted to be and I'm going to go with it. I'm going to do something that a seven year old would do.

I'm adventurous now. So Lisa and Larsa are bored. So it just cuts between the group having fun and then the bored people. So Lisa's like Huh? I want food anybody want a word of food and then the other one's like Wooo! Yeah, there's like a lot of like a lot of craziness going down that slide and then Lisa taking every chance she can she's like wow look at this water park look at all the dads here

with their kids Isn't that sweet? I remember when Lenny would want to do that And you're like don't look at the families that's not good don't look at the family stop don't look at them At least it's like I can't help the fact that I love this person You know in six weeks is it gonna change anything? Yeah, I know what he's done But that doesn't erase the memories of 15 years, 15 years of of a not very good marriage that I've tried to sell to myself. That doesn't erase any of that. I'm just mixed with kind of sad because Adriana's like, when a man doesn't desire you because they desire a new toy, you feel less or then. And that happened to me twice and it's hard to get over it.

And I'm what leads Lisa to know from my experiences someone else will come along and make you feel beautiful again. Why are you was feel beautiful because you're beautiful already. How have you gone through this two times and you still need some fucking man to come validate you. You don't need to mandate you okay validate your damn self. Look in the mirror and know that you're fucking beautiful. So sick of this, meeting some ugly, fucking gross, old man to validate you. Hold of yourselves, ladies.

And Julia is really good also with her pep talk. As Lisa's, her life is devastated and shattered. Julia's like, yes, I've been in that situation. The pain is beyond. It's like a knife moving in them You're like why how could you do these to me and then suddenly curtains close on themselves is terrible It's like is this supposed to cheer her up And then you meet tennis superstar and everything fixed

Let me introduce you to Gigi Fernandez Have you ever been to Kermt? Feel nothing ever again. But then I find no goal. Let me introduce you to Gigi Fernandez. So then they're all getting ready for dinner and Alexi goes to Nicole's room and she's being really nice to Nicole because of course Marisol's not there. That's right. So this has all been a very fun and games episode because Mar so's not there, you know, working her, working her magic. So everybody's having really fun, a really good time together not to actually really fun to watch. So not as fun to talk about because of course I'm not screaming at each other. But Nicole's like, so since Mary so's not here, I decided I could be in charge at the games. And they're like, oh, no, games. And then we saw when Marisol's like, I want to play a game. Nicole, you go first. Why are you such a

bitch? You talk about everybody. I know. But the thing is that Marisol, I think she just brought the same game that I'm sorry, Nicole brought the same game that Marisol brought, right? So I don't feel like she's really fixed anything. So now they all walked to dinner and they sit down and the waiter comes along and he puts down a giant copper flamingo and he said, welcome everyone, this is our signature drink. It's called the Yes Chef because someone here watched the bear and now we all just around give you guys yes chefs,

as if it's a brand new. Has nothing to do with the fact that this is our take on a Moscow Mule. Not sure how the concept of yes chef is connected to a Moscow Mule, and it's also served in a giant flamingo. I personally had said, why don't we call it a Bahemian Mule, or a Moscow flamingo, but this guy, my boss said, no, you've got to watch this show. It's on FX. It says it's a comedy, but it's actually a drama. You just have to be okay with that. It's really good. And so I was like, okay, fine.

Yeah. Yeah. None of that made any sense. And why is it called a yes, chef? And also that they have these huge copper flamingos to share about it. Why are you not making a pun on the flamingos or something like that? Or like, Mingo Mule, like what would you call? Yeah, Mingo or a flamingo, well, flamingo Mule doesn't make sense. It can now just two different animals.

It's an unholy union of a flamingo and a Mule. Oh, that's true. That's true. Or you can't call it a map. Just call it a Bahamian Mule. Or a Baham Mule because they're staying at the Baham R so they can say the Baham Mule. Or like the Flamingo Mixer or the Flamingo...

But the Y stuff, I mean, that's the worst. So Nicole's like, guys, I just want to say cheers to friendship, Chef. Better together. You guys today, we had a great day. It was really fun, right, Chef? I'm like, yes, Chef. And Alexia is like, um, thank you for having so much fun with me today, Chef. She's like, yes, Chef. By the way, Ben did a whole bonus episode, hating on the bear. I just watched the bear last week. Oh, I've did. I thought it was so good. I was actually angry with you as I watched the bear. I was like, good.

Dear Ben. Good. I'm good. Dear Ben. Come for the bear. This show is amazing. Oh, yeah. No. I mean, it's an amazing show for people who wanna watch yet another show on FX where a guy stares out into the sunset as he thinks about all the wild things around him and how no one really understands his pain and torture and never been working out to a model log about love and loss and God, who have ever thought?

People who work at Half Feelings too, okay? People with gigantic arms and beautiful eyes have feelings too. So it was a wonderful show. It taught me that you could be interested in cakes one day and then make excellent beautiful pastries the next day. I was like, wow, if you just believe it, it will have that. But guys, that's what he watched people make them. He read books. No, he was, no, he was, he was great. I learned so much. I learned that if you are going to be, you can have a credit on the show

and all you can do is just call up and be like, when you're gonna come over for dinner, we miss you, come over for dinner. When you come for dinner? Oh, who's that the sister? The sister who shows you, did she write the show or something? No, but like, she exists solely to complain that he doesn't come over for dinner. She's like look on your

Conduction the humanity come on. I'm a female presence. Yeah, I'm your connection to normalcy. I loved it. Anyway, yes, chef. Hell yes chef. Okay, back to this show. So Julie is like oh Oh, before Seafood Tower came, me and Adriana went to Agotana. Okay. And the girl's like, Oh, her brooch has shop. And she's like, he has to go all the time. She's like, oh, so you like Agotana cash shops?

Okay. And Alexi is like, if Mary's always here, Mary still thinks that the reason she's not here is because someone's doing witchcraft on her. And good. He goes, oh my god, what? Oh my god. Oh, I'm not upset about the botanic thing. I just realized that one of my workers is sitting around the table. It's like, oh, no, that's not a real flamingo. Oh, good. Okay. Good. I was about to fire her. And then there's eerie instrumental music, the the caption say. And Alexi is like, oh yes, she thinks it's a conspiracy, which I think is very funny because it was, wasn't it always the thing that Mary so was being accused of doing witchcraft

and her mom did all sorts of witchcraft? So that's funny. Wasn't it Larsa? Wasn't that in season one Larsa got upset at Elsa for doing witchcraft or was it Christi? I don't know. But Marisol tells us, you know, I've been feeling really weird over the last few months. I have been feeling my mother's presence, I've been gaining weight, you know, I see double a lot.

I get really hungry at certain times of the day, you know, my words slurred. It's like your drunk Marisol, that's what it's called being drunk. Not witchcraft. You know my words slur it's like your drunk Marisol. That's what it's called being drunk. Not which crap You know I was just playing with matches and I blew one out and it actually turned into a fire Fire coming out like a dragon weird stuff has happened I peed and it smelled like olives Weird somebody is messing with me Like you're clearly a drunk, ma'am.

Yeah. So then Julia starts handing out her little, her little chotch guise. So she's like, Do you larsa? I give peace. Here's peace for you. And Nicole, here's something little herbs inside yours. And then Lisa, faith. I give you faith and Kiki, joy.

Joy. What? What? FACE! I give you FACE and Kiki! JYE! JYE! WHAT? What? Kiki, I give this, I take it back, you're disinvited from the stone. Hahaha. I like when Kiki got much, she just goes, WHAT? So, GERDI gets a friend, one that says friend. And Adriana is like, and Alexia, what we wish you the most is happiness.

And Alexie is like, I'm trying to be cool, but like you're going to a botanica because a botanica is a Cuban spiritual place. And you go because you have a certain concern in your own love, don't go for me. Yeah, so Alexia is like reading lots of negativity into this and they also give peace to Marisol. And Alexia is like reading lots of negativity into this and they also gave a piece to Marisol and like I'm superstitious and there's like good and there's like evil okay, and then there's also Peter and you are in like a botanical

And you think you're thinking about me and like how do I know you're thinking good things about me? No, no, I don't know that you're grieving me out you're grieving me out Yeah, so everybody's kind of scared they're looking at each other like oh my god What is Julia done? What is this restaurant lady done to us? I know as a different meaning for literally everybody else at the table. So the seafood towers and Alexi is like, why don't we play the card game? Let's do something piece before I die of a heart attack right now. So Julia's like, I have in my purse. So Nicole goes first and she goes, uh, no, she takes out the cards.

She goes, Lisa, you go first. So Lisa's like, all right, who would be most ashamed of their own porn search history? Uh, I think Adriana is a freak. And Adriana's like, no, I just watched basic porn. Well, maybe like a DP and Julia's like, DP. What is DP director of photography someone tell me what DP what is this deep like the see key is this like an EP but it's a

DP what is it is it like he be go swimming in deep water DP swimming in deep water, D.P. So, Nicole's like, I'll moment that normal and then she just slips in D.P. Girl, what's normal in your book? Yeah, and Nicole's like, how do I explain this? Like the first word rhymes with trouble, I guess you could say. So bubble, bubble, okay, say. So bubble, bubble. Okay, first one is bubble.

Bubble, what is this? No, it starts with the D. The bubble. But no one will tell her, which is so funny. So Adriana's like double the pleasure. So Lisa's like, all right, who's the last person you stopped on insta, Lenny, EZ, next? Yeah, and Adriana's like. And the force complaint in all of these complaints, All right, who's the last person you stopped on insta Lenny easy next?

Yeah, and Andrew. And the force complaint in all of these complaints, you know, listening to El Bravo docket as I do. One of the things that she is being, she was being sued by Lenny's new girlfriend over is stocking. And she would make up names on Instagram and come just tell this, tell this new lady off on Instagram. So I thought it was funny. The casual like the last person you talked on Insta, lady easy. Next. What if it was shot exposed?

What if that's what you want? So now we have, Adriana says, do your best impersonation of the person to your left. So she starts doing a Julian impersonation where she's like, Hey, Lord, everybody. I'm from Russia. And I would like to say something like I've contacted with everybody at the table, except one person and that person is Larsa. Very difficult doing a Russian impersonation,

doing via a Brazilian impersonation, especially when you can't really do the Brazilian impersonation in the first place. He's like, the way I do Julia is, I do Julia Child. Like, hello, you would like some ingredient in the botar, would you like some butter in the ingredients with botar?

It was a little weird watching Adriana doing the guitar. impersonation. I was like I don't know how to feel I'm pretty good. She did. That's what was weird about it. It was like whoa Julie gets a never have I ever and she's like Never have I ever entered myself having six and the calls like literally I threw up my back I dropped my head giving head wait, did I say. I dropped my head giving head. Wait, did I say that? I dropped my neck giving head. Yeah, it hurt. I couldn't move. I couldn't move. It was like malicious. So then, then there's one that's like, send a U up text, the last person you hooked up with.

And Adrian was like, well, they're like, Kajaryana send it to the tear or you're whatever. And she's like, well, I haven't had sex with him yet. And he's been MIA ever since Nicole's engagement party. And he might not even come around after that whole thing. And Lexi goes, bueno, it wasn't meant to be. Yeah, no, it wasn't meant to be. So now it's all silence because she does that thing, Alexi, where she's standing, she's sitting up

perfectly straight now, just like looking away. I know. I think her she gets defined. It's so funny. She does do that. I know. I think her she gets defined so funny. She does. Yeah. I win. Oh, he's no good for you. And she was like, he's probably thinking if those are our friends, I don't want to be near either. Y'all know any more. Yes, that's exactly what you're saying. So they had a really good night and they all go back to their room and you just

ends up Julia going, girls, what is DP? So in the morning, half the girls are going to do flamingo yoga and then the other have are going to go get massages. Now, can already tell you the massage people are idiots for going to a massage with Lisa and thinking you're gonna get peace? Yes, exactly. Oh my god.

Also, I'm really intrigued to know what exactly is Flamingo Yoga, because as far as I could tell, I was just doing yoga with Flamingo's walking around. Like, at least with yoga, the goats actually get on top of you, and I think that might, you know, something is around with you.

The thing, you know, but like, the Flamingo's just walking around, like cocktail waitresses. They're just bored and they do not want to be around us. They just want to get dirty, because that's all Flamingo's really want to do. Have you ever seen a clean Flamingo? Have you ever seen a Flamingo where you just thought, you know, you woke up like with the proper amount of self confidence today.

Every time I see a flamingo, I'm like, dude, you're a flamingo. Get it together. Put some lipstick on. Brush your hair. Many, many clean flamingos. But you're right. They do have a, they do have a pension towards getting into. You know, now I'll tell you what's a, I'll tell you a waiting bird that I can really get behind. I, this, I Ibus is crack me up They're like little Ramona singers. They just walk around be like you know what? You know what I heard I was just over waiting over there and guess what?

Joni she's so angry and I thought I had to come over let you know about don't go on your journey. She's waiting at some bad water right now I guess I have to look it up because I love and I keep up with you. Oh, yeah, well, my family's don't that's aren't dirty birds. I wasn't saying the majority. I'm just saying I love them. They're just birds you like. Yeah, because my family we went on a we went on a family trip to Florida back in like 2010.

It was on it was that club met. It was a family met because my brother had like, he had like a two year old at the time. And my nephew was like maybe five or six. So we went to a family med. Oh, you're putting up an ibis? Yeah, love it. And so it was really boring at the family med.

There was nothing to do. And so one of the things I would do is have just look at the birds walking around. There was like, there was like blue herons walking around, gray herons, and there were a ton of ibises. And the way they would just walk around, they just cracked me up, just walking around. You know, they're just gossiping. I feel bad for the ibis because I feel like all the friends were like, hey, let's break into that house. You can pick the lock.

Ibis knows. Hey, where are you making me do it? Like, your nose is literally built to pick a lock. Just do it. No, you can be the lock. Ibus knows. I'm like, hey, where are you making me do it? Your nose is literally built to pick a lock. Just do it. No, you can be in trouble. That's the Bunky Priester of Birds. I feel like Ibuses are definitely friend ofs,

but like, friend ofs that I love, like Kiki, like I want, like, where you're just, we're like, I want more. I want more. Sure. Sorry. I just removed Ben for the stream instead of the bird and then myself. Sorry, if I Ibus get out for time of year. Ibus was also for the stream instead of the bird and then myself.

Sorry, if I I miss get out for time. I miss was also the name I think of someone who was on Road Rules once, which is funny. Like I love I miss is that I wouldn't name my daughter I miss. So anyway, the next day and it's breakfast and oh yeah, we talked about this. So full mango yoga. So Alexia is scared of birds and she's like, you know what? Like I like that. Like the flaming what I about Flamingo's they don't flap too much Okay, I can't have a lot of flapping and they get there and she's like oh so like to the flamingos get their own mats Do they need to get some mats and apparently the flamingos do get their own mats because otherwise they'll take the human mats Which is so flamingo. I never even thought about that before but of course the flamingo would fill your yoga mat

Yeah, flamingos are fucking divas dude flamingo. I never even thought about that before, but of course the flamingo would steal your yoga mat. Yeah, flamingos are fucking divas, dude. They are, but I love flamingos. I was just watching these flamingos and I was like, these flamingos are hilarious. These are funny asperds. I think that flamingos is from Florida because there's so many flamingos in Florida, obviously. But when I lived there, I was doing dinner theater. And there were a lot of dinner theaters and theaters like that in Florida. And it was all like Debbie Reynolds and Robert Goulet and people like that would come. And they'd come with these like,

you know, boxes from addicts, they're like trunks. You see it, trunk sales, they're like actual trunks, you know? Like Debbie Reynolds will come in with her trunk, you know. And a grocery shopping cart and roll it know, like Debbie Reynolds will come in with her trunk, you know, in a gr- Yeah. In a grocery shopping cart and roll it in like with a scarf around her head and be like, Hey, boss, I'm here. And then she'd go to her dressing room.

And it's just always kind of like that dirty flamingo style. You know what I mean? And like all the stars who came in there like glamorous, but just a little dirty I've just been around for so long. It's like the flamingos finish showgirl for so long and she's still there when you need a but she's a little dirty I don't know the flamingos really remind me of going to a club in LA like I just feel like the way they sort of like walk around They really only pay attention to the other pretty birds, you know, like the rest of us on the yoga mat to just sort of like, gnawing us. And then they'll, but they will take your yoga mat if you're not there. Like they'll take your table, you know, I'm like, sorry, this is ours now. You weren't here. So then in the spot is Larsa, Julia and Adriana and they're like, the

friendship. And Adriana's like, I'm glad we're friends again, Larsa. Julia and Adriana and they're like, the friendship and Adriana is like, I'm glad we're friends again Larsa. And she's like, yeah, like we're good. Like, they like to be honest. Like, me and Julia, like our stuff was like never even like about us, like to be honest, right? Like, if you want to like be truthful about it, like it really wasn't even about us, like, and Julia's like,

we've never got off on the right foot. No pun intended. But you know, was I making it up yesterday or was Alexia kind of accusing me of brujerias stuff? And I love that's the basis of this which craft. But only on this show. So then we go back to Flamingo's and Nicole's like, so this morning I had coffee at Julia and Adriana's room and she said she felt upset. Like were you somehow like accusing her or suggesting that she put a spell on Mary Soul?

And Alexia, Alexia who's already really freaked out right now because she has told us that when she sees too many birds, she's very scared of birds and then Gurd is also scared of birds because she's like, if there's more than five birds, it's a conspiracy. If you've ever seen the birds, yeah, you should watch it. It's a movie about birds that are all gathered together not planning a wedding, how rude. So basically, Alexia is like, well, oh, well, you know, Peter, I knew that. Like, she was going to think that. And like, when she gave the stones, it made me

think of like, Marisol. And I told you, like, what I believe, it's like the bad eyes. Like, you know, like, it's like the bad thoughts on people, like sometimes unfortunate, unintentionally, they do it. Like, for example, I had to say it about Adriana, but I'm going to say it anyway. But like, oh, yeah, well, she like, she wishes me so well. Like, she's so happy, like that I found Todd, Todd. But subconsciously, that's not what she wants. Like, but Adriana doesn't get it. Like, that's, I suppose actually that's what she wants, but she didn't get it.

Okay, I got it. So she just, yeah, so like it's bad for her. So like her energy about it, like she says, she's happy for me, but like it's bad, you know? And she says, yeah, you know, like it's bad you know and she says yeah you know when people look at you and they wish bad on you and that's the worst curse and I do believe that throughout my life I've had the bad eyes and it's not with intention it just happens that way. No how about you married a fucking drug king pen. You know this woman like blames

everything it's like the evil eyes nothing is meant of your choices. People are jealous. People are jealous. I'm a drug king. And a closeted gay man. People are jealous of my great relationships. Yeah. So then Lisa's like, oh, she's talking on the phone, right? Because you can't go relax with Lisa.

So she comes. She's late to the massage. As always, she's fucking rude. She shows comes, she's late to the massage as always. She's fucking rude. She shows up, she's like, I'm not good. My son wasn't well this morning. He's screaming, I'll never get married. And he won't go to camp.

So I was just trying to get the girl who helps we take care of him, go to camp. Like, well, hi, good morning, Lisa. Good morning. Did you tell your kid that you don't have to worry about getting married just yet? And then she's like, you know what, to, good morning, Lisa. Morning. Did you tell your kid you don't have to worry about getting married just yet? And then she's like, you know what? To help him better, feel better.

The person who's helping me put on that Bob Marley song. Don't worry. Everything's going to be okay. And it's been completely changed. Are you sure you didn't bring him here and leave him in the laundry room of the hotel? I know. What are you? Hold on.

I got I got a call from my nanny. Oh, no. Why did you do that? Sorry, she played wrecking ball. Now there's a hole in the wall. So, um, so they're like, this is about love, though, okay? And Adrian was like, yes, let's only talk about things with love. Adrian was like, yes, let's only talk about things with love. So like Alexia, like she's throwing jabs at me all the time, saying, I'm a different person. And when I got married, she and Mary saw were bride's mates and we were getting along. And then after that, when my divorce was going around, she never once picked up the phone to say, oh, Adriana, are you okay?

And the only person who extend the hat, you, you were there for me. And I'm assuming she's talking to Lisa, right? And she's like, yeah. And they say my life is mystery. That's why, bitch, you don't care about me. That's why. So then Lars tells us, my like experience like, is that like, Alexia is like a really good friend. And she was like, always there for all of us. And Adriana is known to exaggerate everything like X, Y, and Z. So she loves to play victim and any opportunity she gets to play victim, she's going to do it. Yeah, to Adriana is not XYZ because she writes in all capes. So it's like X, Y, Z.

She includes W and like's like not cool. For real seriously, to be honest, like totally honest about it. Yeah, so now all the women head to the beach club, they wear no kids are allowed. And Lisa's like thanking Nicole for putting the trip together and everything and Nicole's like, yeah, it's been like exactly what I wanted,

like a reset for the group and it's been like, exactly what I wanted, like a reset for the group. And it's been like fun. Like, hopefully we can like continue the fun, which is what's, that's always the announcement that's made that before everyone just starts to fight. That's the, okay, we've acknowledged we've had fun. Now let's get to work. And Lisa is on the phone. She's like, um, listen, I got to call the house guys. Hey, uh, listen, listen, uh, could you go get Logan now? He wasn't happy, okay? He wasn't happy at camp. And his good friend wants to have a sleep over, but do not tell him the good news. I want to tell him the good news. So Colin wants to kidnap him from the camp. Okay, just throw a pillow over his head at the camp, throw him at the trunk and then call me so I could be the one to give him the good news.

Okay. I don't want him to see any other faces until he hears me on FaceTime giving him good news. Okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye. If he gives you a problem, just put on no one and no cry. Okay. That's great.

No, no, no, how long was Logan at camp? I know. What? Let's let him. He should say at camp? I know what letter he should stay at camp. Don't camp days. There's Logan alone with this poor kid. Probably he's probably gonna smile and crack a joke with the first kid. And they're gonna be like, oh, you Logan, getting the truck.

So they start talking about kids. They're all joking. Oh, kids, they're like little manipulators. Oh my God, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids. What do we do to that? Kids today, just you wait and about kids. They're all joking. Oh, kids, they're like little manipulators. Oh my God, kids, kids, kids, kids. What do we do to their kids today? Just do you wait and see kids? And then, Gurdie is like, oh, Gurdie is like, I can't believe my kids are growing up.

I can't believe they're growing up. And Julia is like, have another one. Have another one. I was like, it's not like, it's not like buying a box of cereal. It's like a chicken skewer being passed around. You know what I mean? But Christ say it. It goes, I can't.

Russell's fixed. And it's also funny. Is that what we say? I feel like that's like what we say about like dogs. Animals. Yeah. Our Russell's fixed. He's new to his cousins as well.

Works for me. I support it. I support it. I thought it was just funny. So then Julia pulls over Gerdy because they both had trauma with babies, with losing babies. And she tells her that she's going to adopt and Gerdy's so excited for her. And she's like, eventually all the other friends will find out. And hopefully they are positive or happy Happy so when her brew had he as shit comes and we'll start bleeding from the eyes

Well, we all know where this is gonna go. It's like well I don't understand why you tell Girty but like not tell me like I thought we're getting closer Yeah, but you like some people like but not tell me like oh Well, it just like is like your picking favorites like oh, I didn't like Peter tells me everything But like you can't tell me anything like I don't understand that So Okay, so now they're all having lunch right so then Alexi is like well Adriana, I wanted to talk to you because you've always and look I'm gonna be self-righteous about it because hold on

Let me sit up straight, very straight. Okay. So I wanted to talk to you because you've always cared about me and I've always cared about you. And I know that you've been feeling a certain sort of way. And it's like, okay, first of all, where does she get this information? Because of course, the queen of talking behind my back. And it's like a flashback of Laura's to be like, she feel, Adriana feels like you haven't been there for her and like, you're not her friend and she doesn't like your hair, she doesn't like your eyes and she has everything about you

and you have a stupid car. Yeah. Um, and Adriana is like, I see you as the extension of my family and I know the sisters make up and they fight like sisters, but you call me liar and you know me so long, like wow, wow. Yeah, because you fucking lie. Adriana. Yeah.

Anybody watches the show does that. You are a liar. You constantly lie. Yeah. Do remember season three, the whole big fight in season three. It's because Lea found out that Adriana was lying about, lying about like what the, that she was like sleeping on the floor or something like, there's a whole big lie about like her divorce or previous divorce, something like that.

So yeah, so then she's, she's saying like, you know what, when I mentioned my wedding, like you were my bridesmaid, we were so close and it was a happy time. And when you say, like, my life is a mystery, I'm like, why? And like, oh, well, you know, like when you came in the Julia, like I felt like you were only worried about Julia

and Julia's feelings and emotions. And you like, you didn't care about me and Marisol. And so, it's true. Well, it's true I was over focused on Julia, but it's because you a Marisol kind of ousted me out. And like, and Alex is like I'm sorry you feel like that, but we would never do that We would never oust somebody out and she's like about Mary's whole triggers the wrong things and then you egg her on Which I think is valid and then you just hear Hey

Bullhorn I Bet you never thought you'd see me on this trip. New prop and the prop makes my voice louder. Monkeys here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Because I did not see that coming like the way they edited that like I was like in the fight I was like ready for this to escalate and when she's saying talking about marisol and marisol just shows up Hi, I'm a curse. I was like oh god. This show is so good And I'll say even on this episode really nothing happened. This is just like a fun and games episode But I was just amused by all of it because I enjoy all the women so much that they they crack me up

But I also love being in their presence that I'm like, down with it, I'm down with a nothing episode. Yeah, I don't think that episodes should have to have fighting for them to be fun episodes, you know? And this was proof, you know, it was a really fun episode. Yeah, so good times, thank you everybody for being with us.

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