Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: A Pretty Chill Reunion So Far

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it.  There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs. the slippery tiles in Paulie's home.  It's wild.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1317-83862099See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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New Jersey. So everyone's like, oh my God, it's so toxic. It's terrible. What show have you been watching for the past decade? This is the same shit it always is. As you do, Melissa and Teresa yelling at each other. Why are you guys pretending this is so new? And Melissa Teresa keeps saying,

I'm finally standing up for myself. The fuck you talking about? And the Melissa's like, I'm finally standing up for myself. Dolores said it best. The story is sold. Okay. I love when Dolores just like kind of was like pulling up or spanks leaning back, just like fuck this.

It's like the equivalent of Thanksgiving dinner putting your hand kind of down your pants and just being like, well fuck it. Turn off the football, I guess. But she just like leaned back and was like, this is old. It is old. But what is new is that Melissa's,

I don't give a fuck attitude, which really is refreshing to me, you know, not doing her typical chialaritards almost thing. I'm like, no, I just want to be, I just want family to be family. She's just like, fuck it, fuck you Theresa. I've done this, I've done x, y, and z for you.

We've done this, this, and this. You said this, this, and this. Fuck you. And to be like, no, no, no, no, but like, you. We've done this, this, and this. You said this, this, and this. Fuck you." And she's like, no, no, no, but like, you know, no, that's not how it is. That's not how it is. I'm so done with her. You know, and Teresa, I thought Melissa did a great job

this reunion. I think Melissa sucks as a human being, hater on my TV, still hater. I do like her much more as of this. I think this is closer to her real self and I think she's been hiding her real self since she's been on the show. Cause like we said before on her first season,

that christening, that's a real Melissa. The room, the real Melissa's the one wandering around the big fake mansion with the fake marble and stuff going, I wanna sing in Korean, Jolly. And then getting some kid at church to write a song about how famous she is when she's not famous. And like, that's the Melissa that I need. Don't micro still, but I think it's a lot more palatable for sure. But, you know, Teresa, I think it's most of the blame for being an out and out liar.

But she's not the only one. I think, I do agree that Melissa is, that Teresa is and out liar. But she's not the only one. I think, well, I do agree that Melissa is, that Teresa is a big liar. She's caught in like a 10 lies just in this reunion alone. But so is Melissa. You know, Melissa just has, she's just not as dumb, you know?

And I've always felt like, that's not nothing. It's not nothing. And I feel like Teresa gets away with a lot, with a lot because she's dumb, but also she doesn't get away with anything because she really doesn't know how to say anything. So it's a double edged, it's a double edged,

very dumb sword. It's getting you to get it all. It's getting you to, it's double edged, it's getting you to, Teresa just says family a lot and talks about family and she, Teresa is really good at playing the sentimental notes. So people really, you know, they see Teresa as like, she's about family, she's about loyalty

because Teresa says it. Teresa just says it over and over again but she's so hypercritical and that's always been my issue with her is that everything she said is a total goes down a one way street. And it's never more evident in this. So I really liked Melissa just sort of giving up the act, giving up the phony, wants the family to be together, giving up the passive aggressive little comments. She's just out and out, just like, Dunwo Teresa mocking her to her face at times,

and just kind of like empowered in a way that I find refreshing. Like you said, authentic. I feel like she's being more authentic to herself. Did not like her hood. Authentic to herself, I don't think authentic as a person. I would not, I don't wanna take credit for saying that because I think she's still full of shit and a liar.

I think she lies a lot during this reunion, which we'll get to. But yeah, I like her being more of a spoiled brat than like a perfect little angel who never does anything wrong I also like whoever made the meme today of Melissa as the wicked witch from Snow White where the witch turns like really evil looking and old and has like the blue hood on and it's like Would you like an apple my dear?

I thought that was really funny. I think her outfit was more going for Rocky That's right the witch from Snow White. Yeah. It was definitely like a boxers outfit. I mean, first of all, also, thank you Bravo for just getting into the reunion. Thanks for not doing all the stuff where people show up. They walk into a building and they sit down in a makeup chair and then Andy tours around. We just, we started with them walking out onto a set that was supposed to be the Irish castle because I don't know if you heard they went to Ireland this year, but it actually looked more like the haunted castle

from Disneyland because they took all these paintings. I feel like they just took over leftover paintings from the Trader's set and then they just did terrible lazy photoshopping of their faces on the painting. Like this poor art department, after they set up the summer house set and after a van to pump rules, they're just like, honestly,

you're not paying us enough to airbrush these faces properly. We're just gonna sort of like do a lasso effect from one application and then onto these paintings and be done with it. Well, it was definitely Trader Vibes, which is very fitting for this show. Yeah. Because that is what it all became about by the end. Who put Theresa in prison?

And that's what's so funny to me. Theresa just cracks me up. It's like she eventually learns. At first, remember she wouldn't even say I'll say Jelle. It was always camps, camps, camps, so with the camps. And then she finally said Jelle for the first time. First, remember she wouldn't even say, I'll say Jell, it was always camps, camps, camps, so with the camps. And then she finally said Jell for the first time and the internet literally gave her a parade.

I mean, they were like, Contrisa, what a hero. She had the courage to say Jell. And then she finally took responsibility two years later and said, sure, Joe made me sign papers. I didn't know what they were. So it's not real responsibility. But I did it and I take

responsibility. But then you know then she just undoes it all by saying no I'm throwing in jail because I'm Melissa. That's you threw me in jail. You weren't being jailed because of you. You were in jail because of you. You constantly went in front of the judge and lied your ass off. The judge literally tried to let you off. He tried to let you go home, but you wouldn't stop fucking lying, lady. Okay. That's the truth. So it's really funny that Teresa just can't even,

you can coach her all you want, but she just always goes back to Teresa. And I think that's why Teresa is a classic, because Teresa is, Melissa's gonna do whatever the audience she thinks the audience wants She's going to say whatever she thinks the audience wants her to hear she's a fake ass. Teresa is gonna Teresa Yeah, Teresa should be on the next season of traders because if there's anyone who loves a witch hunt It's Teresa. I mean she if she she loves a conspiracy theory about her family

and she loves a witch hunt to back it up. So I think she'd be wonderful on that show. So yeah, they come out onto the set. The portrait they have of Rachel is hilarious. Her neck is like, her neck is so long. It looks like a Dr. Seuss pay thing. I like what, I understand you have not a lot of money in your budget for these portraits,

but could you at least try to make that neck look actually human length? I think food always looks like she always has the expression of someone who's just been woken up from a nap by a loud noise. It's like boom, and she's like, but pretending like she never was asleep in the first place.

Yeah, I'm totally awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm totally awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake until I wake. It's I'm awake right now. It's Wednesday, right? Because I'm awake. I know that. I'm awake.

Um, so then Andy is like, you know, doing is like, welcome back to Ireland. Rachel, do you like Ireland? Where are you? I'm on right now. That's crazy. Hey, do you want an Irish staple of slice of pizza? Go the way you got it. That's all the A to the island. They're like, hey, gotta love being in a different country. Could you bring us some rigatoni and a focaccia? Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you. Forcaccia's on you, please. Yeah. Please make the focaccia spell out something island. That would be great. Could you do a focaccia in the shape of a focaccia in the shape of a focaccia in the shape of a focaccia in the shape of a focaccia in the shape of a focaccia in the shape of a four leaf clover? Thank you. So, Jennifer comes down. She's like, Hi everybody. Oh, I ended up even singing over there. How do you not see Andy go and sitting in the, he's the only one who's never changed seats in a reunion?

Because Jen is shaming Ambi. Because Jen is always making little comments about how Ambi hates her and he's unfair He's nice to everyone, but he's unfair to her, you know Victim Jen typical fucking victim Jen by the way, you're my favorite at the moment But typical victim Jen and I think she's short-shaming him. She's short-man shaming him like oh, hi Andy Oh so short, huh? Wow, welcome to work shorty Oh so short, huh? Wow, welcome to work shorty.

Wow, if this was based by look everybody in this thing short stop again. Oh short stop, stop baby. So then Melissa come, they're all coming out making a little comment and things like, whoa, blah, blah, blah, boom. And then Melissa comes out and like you said, like rocky hood like she literally has it on she's walking out sort of like she's going into a fight I was like oh Melissa Why don't don't don't do this don't start on this tone No, I'm like already. I'm on your side already. Why are you doing this to me?

You're gonna make it hard for me to to stay on your side with stupid, but luckily she took the hood down. I was afraid she's gonna have that hood up the whole. Oh, you were just gonna be a manager for the hoodie. I was like, what, what's she do wrong? Just like, what, just the whole like, I'm, I'm a boxer. I'm gonna go into a fight. I'm like, Rocky. I was like, you know what? That's, this is too much. I'd love to see it. I would love to see it, actually. Now that's a physical fight I'd love to see. Theresa will kill you. You can kill him.

Theresa will destroy her. Theresa will fucking kill you. Theresa and Dolores hung out when they were young. I wouldn't fuck with either two of those ladies. Hell no. So Andy's like, this might be everyone's, that's preunion look. And Chances, like taking selfies with the new girls.

And then the producers are like, okay guys, time to make some television. All right, we're gonna make a TV show here. And I have three, two, one, fight, let's do it. I was like, can we see this producer please? Cause this producer's already my favorite person on the show. All right, well good evening and welcome to the real ass well, it's a new Jersey lucky season 30.

Hey, so what who cares, so what who cares, so what who cares, so what who cares, so what who cares, so what who cares, it's three years younger. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Jen's husband, if he does the under the eye bags, huh? We're taping in the union, though. As if no one had texted him backstage, like, okay, dad, call now, you know?

Yeah. So Andy's like, are you gonna get your bags done, Joe? And he's like, nah, am I in baggy yet? I've got news for ya, okay? I don't know how they're doing on mirrors over in Italy, but you sure as shit, do you have baggy eyes? Okay. If you had them five years ago when I saw your ass, you have them now, sir. He should be like a, uh, uh, he should be like a local city policy. No more bags, no more bags. Okay. So Andy's like, do you have any girlfriends in the bow?

How does he have one of that about? He's like, yeah, I got a few entries. And he's like, yeah, he's not in a few, huh? Yeah, I got a few bitch wives down here, huh? So, okay, she's coming right now, right? Okay, so you know, you know, you know what the show do? He's like, yeah, no, I don't watch it. I don't, I don't want it.

No, no, no, no, The only time he watched the show, this is was when he was in jails. And remember, Joe, remember when you watch it in jails, is this? And she's and Joe's like, yeah, yeah, I didn't hang out with the group of people that watched it though. I don't want, I didn't hang out with them. Yeah, I don't hang out with those gaze. What are you talking about?

I don't want gaze. Listen to me, gaze. I just get blow jobs, all right? I don't, I don't bottom. All right? I don't bottom. All right? I don't bottom. You know, sometimes it gets itchy back then. I'm like, can someone scratch in there a little bit?

If they have to use their dick, then so be it. It's just whatever works best. You know, but like, I ain't gay. Doesn't count if it's a truck stop. Am I right? So Rachel is not amused by the jail talk. She's like, oh, really? So jail talk is funny now?

Oh, that's hilarious. Really hilarious. I really don't approve of jail talk. So I'd love it if we? So jail talk is funny now? Oh, that's hilarious, really hilarious. I really don't approve of jail talk. So I'd love it if we could finish jail talk now. Rachel Fooden came to this like a very pissed off teacher. You know, a very pissed off second grade teacher whose class never shuts up. She's just like, not here.

She was very committed to making sure that the nap I wasn't taking at all. Okay. I was awake. I heard that whole entire conversation. Yeah, I remember all of it. I don't have to say what it was. I remember all of it. I was awake.

Um, yeah, she was very like, I'm, I mean business and because I mean business, I'm gonna show my forehead a lot today. Like she, the entire time she had her chin down on her chest and her forehead was up. So, oh really? No, you shut up right now. You shut up.

Yeah, that's how she's doing it. Like she fell asleep reading the newspaper. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So now they have to start the game. So the producer's like,

All right guys, here we go. We're going to make some TV together. Television. Let's not be boring. That's why you're on TV, people. So we start, man, he's like, I'm Andy Cohen. And I'm joined by the stunning women of the Garden State. There's paintings, attributes, because we're in Ireland.

That's how the season ended, okay? So we only need to look at the Irish right now. Cause Theresa Melissa got me fired. It's crazy, crazy news. season ended. Okay, so we only need to look at the Irish right now. Because to Theresa Melissa got me fine. Quite the crazy news. All the newspapers, all the times. The Irish time. Alright, come on, Irish. Yeah, because we want the Ireland.

Anyway, hey Theresa, handy. Love the short of hair. Very sick physical. It's a little different than your wedding hair. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm not married. I was married. I was married.

I'm not married. I was married. I was married. I was married. I was married. I was married. I was married. I was married.

I was married. I was married. I was married. I was married. I was married. Hair is beautiful. That's terrific. Love it. I agree. I think it looks, she like that hair is doing a lot. It's great. So then, um, hi, the Lord is how are you? How's life with Paul?

You know where he's from? Ireland. Hey, everyone. We're from Paul's life right now. She's like, you know what? The floors in Paulie's house are a very slippery. I'll tell you that much. I've got to wear socks in the house. So what thanks for coming. So hey, man, y'all welcome to your first reunion. Your look does not look fresh out of the hamper today. Nothing. It looks fresh out of a claw machine. That's right from the Jucky cheese.

out of a claw machine. That's right, from the Jucky-T's. So. Oh, I was like, yeah, thanks. That's exactly where I was hoping for Andy. All right, newbie. Don't talk when not to ask the question. Hey, Melissa, you were just gonna skip right over you, Rachel. Hey, Melissa, you look amazing as always.

How's life in your new home? He did skip over Rachel, huh? I guess he was going from the top line going down, but it felt funny. So he's like, wow, Melissa, speaking of fresh out of the hamper, you're a new house, huh? What's that about? You know, you look stunning and you're in your new home now.

And she's like, oh yeah, well, we're still working on it, Andy, because the internet won't stop clowning me, but it's good. It's good. When he's, Melissa, just be honest and say that, you know. It's like, oh, we're so, we moved in, but we're still working out. You weren't until we all told you how ugly it was. Until someone said it looked like a smashed accordion.

It's the end girl. But keep trying to fix the roof lines. You can't just fix the roof lines. There's 19 different roof lines, okay? Look at that. She's like, I'm gonna bet a couple of columns in front. That's gonna help. That's gonna help Melissa. Okay. It's all fucked. It's all fucked. So then uh... Okay well okay, we just see it. Hey Jennifer Edden, surprised to us. We're going back to the other couch and right to the middle of it. Didn't make any sense. Jennifer Edden has a going. She's like uh Andy I hurt my hair so I can't

turn my hair so I got to move like this and I'm gonna go where am I now so much swat me back right up here come it's me baby it's me. She literally is pitting her whole body tonight it's so funny when it does it. I love those plot twists for Jen, where she just has to come and be like, I'm dead, you're talking to me like that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So then she's like, Oh, I'm gonna be wearing some blue tanadas,

not much of the evil eye, baby. And then it's like, oh yeah, a Ramona blue. She's like, no, I call it royal blue. The official color of the prime is small, and I am the queen of it. I love the Ramona Dis, though. She's like, no, I just call it blue, okay? And he goes, you have the little most weevil, I better times. God. So, Marge, did you leave your arsenal at home? And Rachel's like, can we please not say the word arsenal any more?

Yeah, you can't. at home and Rachel's like, can we please not say the word arsenal any more? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we were talking about, right? I knew that. I was not asleep. Um, Microsoft, uh, actually I did not, I did not leave my astronaut at home. Oh, okay. And it doesn't laugh.

She's the only one who's like, now I'm finding, I don't know what an arsenal is, but I don't like people calling me, you know, curse words in London, language. London language. So then it's like, hey Rachel. Yeah. Oh, I just saw your head jerk up there real quickly. I'll be sure not to throw any rat insults your way.

And yeah, when he says rat insults, they cut to Danielle trying to look all angry and she's doing like really serious tongue work. She's like, for those on audio, she's just like sticking her tongue out under her lips and moving around the show. Like we see you there, Danielle. Okay, we do. I love the community theater level. I just love it. If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty. And now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more efficiently because you got to keep the overall cost down. And thankfully, there's a hiring partner who's focused on you and your needs. And that is Zippercruder.

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Andy, give me a hand. Andy, know that one. No, the other hand. Know the other hand. Okay, give me that one. Okay, I like that. Okay, put it right here. I'm my, my Bobby's.

I mean, come closer. Come, put it there. No, right there. here. I'm my my Bobby's. I mean come closer. Cut put it there. No right there No, right there. And he's like okay, you're hard to reading fashion. Oh my god. It's really we go Wow, those nails are like weapons just yeah, well just in engage the claws need to come out and out of that up. Namaste. So Andy's like, well, I wonder, without re-litigating anything. All right, let me back that up. Word, I can already see Teresa trying to see what that word means. It's nothing to do with not apostasy. Not pasta shape. I'm gonna let it out for the trash can while I'm gonna let it out again. All right, I could see you think that

relating is a type of pasta. It's not. But I was gonna make some really really busy tonight. So yeah, yeah, you go on. He's like so a what's the goal? You two just gonna scream at each other all day or what's going on in the listen tree? So she said, and she said, I wanna close the chapter and move from one line.

I wish her wealth, I think that she thought down one. And I wish her peace. I mean, I wanna close the chapter. That's what I wanna do, cause I'm a best son in New York. Thanks. Well, that one. For me. This is her reciting the lines that

clearly the night before Louie says, this is all you do. Tree just say, I wish you well. I want peace and I'm closing the chapter. That's all you got to say tree. It's like we see clips of Louie from the next week's reunion and Louie's

got the Bravo teeth You know the brought the new chompers that are too big for your mouth. They all got to that same dentist who gives them Too big of teeth. I don't know if it's like a Bravo branding thing I don't know if they get them bigger because Bravo owns 10% of those teeth for life I don't know what it is, but they're all too big. So now he does this. He's like I just got big lips now. So he's like So now he does this. He's like, I'm just got big lips now. So he's like, making the craziest fucking Louis Bays says,

I cannot wait till next week. Okay, but that's next week. But maybe he's going to trade on this week. Maybe he's like hiding a secret camera behind those teeth for bodiddle. It's like, he's like, I got a month's secret assignment for Ditalin surprises. So Melissa's like, well, I think a lot of truth

has to come out today. And I agree about closing it in peace. And so he's like, well, I think a lot of truth has to come out today and I agree about closing it in peace. And so he's like, okay, okay, I never should've said the word, relitigate. Okay. Three stars, your love bubble holding up. It's amazing, Andy. It's like, I owe you a gift still. She goes, nah, you sent it me that little step-stool thing.

He's like, oh no, that was just in case I had it was showing up at the wedding and was on camera but I didn't go it'll you'll get a gift. So what was the hardest thing about your wedding day Teresa I can't was it was your dress too tight did your shoes not fit did you not like the lawn care at the event and her saying, ah, my family, they heard it. I'm Andy. His family is so wonderful. Am I family? I'm not all. It's like low and he. Shocked that your answer was family. Yeah. So Melissa's like, how did anyone hurt him aside from, you know, posting lots of disparaging Instagram stories exactly when your nubs rules were happening, which admittedly was really disrespectful.

And we watching the same show and she says, well, I thought that was that I was watching the show with you guys, we're trying to call me a cheater. And treats us like we're not doing this. Let's act like babbling. Hills. I'm a one person. I'm not. Only in New Jersey do they think Beverly Hills is classy. I know. Those are not classy women either. Okay. They may pretend they're all richer than the rest of

you, but those are not classy people. Let's let's drop. Let's drop that. Okay. Calvatured's is not old money. Okay. Calvator does not hold money. Okay. Not even Kathy. Kathy acts like it, but even Kathy is not. Even Kathy. Who's not coming back next season?

So sad. So Andy is like, okay, going back to the wedding, why exactly did Dina battle out of being a bridesmaid? And Teresa says that basically Dina didn't want to be on camera. And Andy is like, yeah, but she couldn't decide to release. And which we all know Bravo still would have put her on camera because I feel like I kind of feel like once you've signed saying that you want to be on camera

once at some point in your life, Bravo has you for the rest of your turn today. So, Bravo, you know, listen, Dina did come back for that season where Teresa was at camps, right? Was it when she was at camps or right before she went to camp? It was when she was gone, right? And so they got Dean and back. And they're like, do you know, we know you don't want to be on camera? You don't want to just calm. We'll give you a sack of money. So she came. I've never seen the more miserable person to be like, she fucking

hated that. I think that turned her forever against coming back on TV. I agree. And I mean, like who could blame her? She was on the Marquesis who were terrible. The twins. I mean, the twins weren't so bad. Those the Marquesis were really terrible. And their cast tripped to like an Airbnb in Florida with like the Fenceton pool.

Yeah, wasn't great. I get Dina. I get why she doesn't want to be back. This whole thing is very fishy. So Andy's like, because the rumor is that Dina didn't come because she had a falling out with Teresa because Louis screwed over Dina's husband, David.

Right. So, or Joe, David, David. So we see a clip of Joe saying, yeah, David called me, because you know what? I'm friends with David, right? So David called me. So you know what that is?

That's pizza gate part two, right? That's where they put in kids in the furniture from IKEA and they shipping them out at like Joe, that's the wrong pizza gate. Joe, can we rebrand the scandal and stop calling it pizza gate? That was no, that's what that's what they do. They're selling kids out of a pizza place. I think in New Jersey. Sorry, not a wrong pizza gate. So. I hate hearing the word Pizza Gate on real housewives of New Jersey. I can't take it.

I know. I hate that there even is a pizza gate in the real world, not on Bravo. I hate that there even is a pizza gate in the real world, not on Bravo. So, I do too, leave pizza out of it. Okay. Please. So he's like, yeah, but you know what's pizza gate, he means pizza oven gate for those looking up,

Ikea selling children and boxes, don't worry about it. He's talking about the pizza oven gate, that Joe, that Teresa and what's his fun? Still from Joe Goga. He's like, yeah, he fucked up another Bunn still from Joe Gorgah. He's like, yeah, he fucked up another relationship into Teresa's life. That's what he did.

Yeah. And Teresa saying, no, they had no business dealings. What's so ever? I'm like, not sure if I'm going to Teresa, who literally went to jail for this sort of stuff when it comes to business, being a character witness about business dealings. So Melissa is basically saying that he didn't want to be part of the show, the husband and that Joe stepped out of line by

even bringing it up in the first place. Right. But says it was basically true, which I said. So Andy's like, so Toree, so why wouldn't you invite Donna to your wedding out of respect for your father? Oh, please, if her dad has ghost Twitter, he knows that Donna liked a bunch of tweets trash talking Teresa and that woman deserves nothing. And I stick by it. Don't fucking invite Donna anywhere. Why, what does Donna, what did Donna do?

Donna liked a bunch of shitty tweets. Donna gets no invite from me either. I'm not inviting Donna anywhere. What do you think of that? Come from me. So come. Everyone come from Ronnie on that. So then Teresa's like, she's like, well, I would do my list. Like, I didn't want to invite her mom and they not invite the rest of the family because they weren't on my mind. And Melissa's like, but they were on your mind when your dad wasn't there. He wasn't here, and you needed to introduce Louis to family, which was like, ha! And Melissa's like,

at my store house, when you need us good, when you don't need us, you're like, I'm good guys. And, uh, please, like Teresa really needed Louis to meet Marge Simpson's sisters to make her relationship work. What the fuck kind of argument is this?

Let's do that. She should have needed us when we needed to show Louis, you had a family. Louis, aren't a new or a piece of crap. He's watched every episode of this. This show, before he stopped Theresa to get on it in the first place, okay?

Well then I love then Theresa goes, like, no, that's not how it was, like even when I was single Andy, like, you know what, like when Joe left it did, like they never even asked me out to dinner. Like I just would be home alone, just sad being like, ah, I'm home alone. Like no one even invites me out to dinner. And then Melissa's like, um, we have photos. Show all these photos. I like to reach the out with the gang. They're all having dinner. So then she's like, oh no, I think I invited

myself to that. Yeah. So we capture in a lie. But we also only see pictures of one dinner. I mean, that was a really long time to just have one dinner. But that was when Teresa thought that Melissa's neighbor was really cute. So they all went to dinner. And then Andy's like, well, she's just naming nights that you went to dinner and she's, uh-uh, no, I invited myself. So, Andy's like, well, what's funny is, I remember when you were dating Louis in the early time I saw him listen. She said you guys were hanging out. She's, yeah, because I introduced him to them. And then my brother is the one who was like, Louis, come on the show. And I didn't want to bring Louis on the show.

But, you know what? For Joe and Melissa Louie, come on the show. And I didn't want to bring Louie on the show, but you know what? For Joe and Melissa, it's all about the show. It's all about making money. Yeah. Um, as if it's not for literally every single other person here on this, these couches. So you didn't totally find this random person and make your fairy tale, your story lines.

You could get your people magazine wedding all paid for and then get all the endorsements that come from that girl, please. Literally being happier with your family being in disarray for public consumption than to have a functional relationship. So Melissa's like, no, Louis was begging when we were at that,

when we were doing girls trip, like he before we were, like before he was even on the house swathes, he kept on telling Joe, let's fly out there and get on the show. So he did want to be on TV, just like you knew exactly who you were when he met you. And then Mark goes, you want to go out with Alexia? Okay, Alexia, heck of air. Can you believe that?

Guess what? Cross-pollinating the franchise is this Louis does And she's screaming like how dare you and Melissa's like Teresa honey you've been doing this for years honey It's time to come up with a new Yes, yeah, scheme Was she trying to say schtick and then real then like pivoted back to, Melissa's dumb too. Teresa's just so dumb, she overshadows how dumb Melissa is. But it's like this year when Marge was like, yeah, Melissa, you can see that she's kind of related

to Melissa. Or to reach that, you know, they're both related to Winner. So then Teresa's like, and you know what, it's gonna be over after tonight. I cannot wait. And so Melissa's, what, where are you going? She goes, you're leaving.

Oh, am I? I didn't know Andy. Well, I don't know how we're supposed to coexist at two of us. And he's like, whoa, big word from Theresa, co-exists, very impressed. Well, maybe by the end of the day, we're gonna figure something out.

Melissa's like, don't you mean co-exists. Idiot. So let me just say never really worked out when you give the producers a public ultimatum that either somebody else leaves or you're gonna leave. I don't really remember that ever working out for people. Even you Teresa, okay. I don't see them firing Melissa after this, do you? I don't know, I don't know what they're gonna do. I think they're gonna try to let it cool off and they're gonna try to do some manipulation to bring them back together.

I think that's, I think the producers may have realized that they broke them, right? Because like, Dad yelled saying something to Melissa, like, let's not fool ourselves. There clearly was a producer saying, you should really bring it up at the party. You should bring it up, Dan Yell. So the producers are like, oh shit, we went too far.

We got to put this back together. Oh yeah, and we find out how much they all fucked up a little bit later, which is pretty funny. So, Marge is making a crazy face, and Melissa's doing that sad thing. You know where she's like, I'm just so victimized. She goes, it's really sad that she feels that way. And Marge is like, it's okay.

You're all right. You have me. Me, Lexi, Nina, Benina, and the whale. Okay. Oh my god, Nina, Benina went the whale. It's a new story. I'm coming out with it immediately. But what if I rebrand it as everybody poops?

Oh, look at that, another copyright case. Can't do anything. All right, I want to talk about the hair, the broken land. Why? You already asked her about her bobby pins, okay? So they start talking about the wedding. And Andy's like asked Marge what she thought. She's like, oh my God, listen, I cried.

You know, this is what it's the one. I thought it was beautiful, okay. Shove the clip, please. Roll the clip of me sobbing. So it's a reason you can see I have sobbing. I'm so absolutely sobbing and they're whetting. All right, it's Shove the clip, Andy. And then they shove the clip,

and she's been those crazy sunglasses where you can still see her eyes. She's like dabbing her tears like that and looking right into the camera. Are you kidding this? Because I'm fapping. I'm fapping right now. And he's like, he's like, why are you crying so much? You know what I was emotional? You know, she walked out by herself. I could cry just thinking about it. I could cry.

I won't because she's a monster. But I could cry. I could cry theoretically. But you know what, it was very bit of sweet. She looked beautiful for an idiot. For like a giant. For a giant. For a giant. For a giant. For a giant. I could cry. I won't because she's a monster, but I could cry. I could cry theoretically, but you know, it was very bittersweet. She looked beautiful for an idiot. For a giant,

for a giant wildebeest with a wig on top. She looked beautiful, okay. And he's like, well, what was your reaction to seeing Marge very obviously and loudly crying at your wedding? And she's like, I was touched, you know, cause I mean, listen, I went to look the heart of my wedding, you know, like I was in my wedding. And I was like, with March. And then I was like, hi, my, so, you know, I'm a very caring person. And Marj is like, yeah, I was so happy for and then to see the finale and to see what was going on behind my back. I just couldn't believe it, Andy.

Absolutely devastated on the floor devastated, Andy. I had nothing to do with that, though. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, please. And Snickers' cream of cells itself. Okay. I am reposted.

I am disgusted. I am shocked. I'm absolutely on the floor dead shot. When he write that, I think Danielle jumps up as the lackey. What show did you watch? She had nothing to do with that. And Rachel said, I'm awake. I'm awake. No one's talking to you. Is that a contact appropriate? Andy? Anyone? I'm very much. I was the one who guys found the door. I'm watching much looking at you. I'm the one who guys find the door with it. I'm watching the show.

Damn y'all yelling and, Mark's like, Oh, I don't give a shit about that little tiny court reporter. Okay, what is she, what is she, a pint of milk? Okay, I'm gonna come up a pint of milk reporting on court cases. Nobody cares about her. Okay, I don't care about that. What I care about, it's private investigators.

Okay, that's what I care about. Alright, alright, Mayday, Mayday, getting too far ahead of the schedule. I got a lot of cards, okay, trying to really hard not to drop them like a van from Bruce. Oh yeah, get me out of here. Oh, say it again, a van from Bruce, what?

I'm trying not to drop my cards again, okay? So don't get me too confused. Sorry, I ever talked to you. I ever talked to you, there makes some very, very upset about this, okay? Because guess what? We are gonna discuss it. We're gonna we're gonna talk about Bodiddle, D-Dum and Bodiddle, D-D-T. What do you think about that? Uh, okay. Like already, the amount of time that we've done voted to Bodiddle is really killing our brand right now. Okay, you can't have this guy.

No, this is a video, Boatie video. Yeah, we should look it up. Boatie was like, I just wanna say, to the public, I didn't know, I wasn't hired to do no investigative, I had no cast to real housewives or whatever. Actually, I don't know if that sounds like his voice. I just saw that he made a video saying that.

I didn't know how to watch a video. Okay, I have it on page six here. Let's see if that sounds like his voice. I just saw that he made a video saying that. I didn't see how much of a video. Okay, I have it on page six here. Let's see if I can pull it up. There's probably gonna be an ad first. Okay, there's a ad. So if you just give me a moment here, while the ad plays and I can. Yeah, I wanna hear it.

Help dad buy the way he looks. This hope dad love his dad buy. Is the earned $25 an MW money for high-sub-o ID. Oh no, I clicked the ad while I was trying to mute it. Okay, come on, bootball. Ben now through June 3rd. Wow. La-la-la-la-la-la.

Okay, the ad is going on. It is not sponsored by Bodidle and Associates. Okay. So, now it's... Oh, I hate this. Is it gonna come on the video too? Because what if we just, like, play it and it's quiet on the video? No, it was one of those things where page six was like,

here's the video and it's actually a video about what's what happens a lot. So I thought, oh god damn it. Well whatever, the point is he made some video like, but the point being, he made a video that said he was not hired by Louis to investigate anybody. That didn't mean, he didn't say he didn't investigate anybody. He just said that,

Louis didn't pay him to do it. So who knows, maybe Louis said, did we talk about that? Could you have said that for the... And he did it just to be nice, and not a lie. But we don't know. Well, you know what they say about Bodidle? Very trustworthy source about anything.

So anyway, now it's time to... He's like, hey, okay, let's talk about the Loris. Okay, this season, Patter to, he's like, okay, let's talk about the Loris. Okay, this season Patterson to Loris turned into a downright mush, more mush, mush. All thanks to her, I wish love, Polly. Hey, how would you say Polly's changed you? Oh, Andy, my whole life, I've always had to feel so guarded. So meeting Polly helped me break down those walls,

which incidentally I had hired Frank to do, and he literally never did them. You know, it was big. It was huge for me. I was gonna say Dolores. I don't know that she's over Frank, because she's still relating feelings of love to construction. Which is really... Not great.

So Annie's like, do everyone notice Dolores shifted? Like Dolores literally did not shift at all. Delores is just like, guess what? I'm in love now. It's so fun. So they talk about that a little bit, and Annie's like,

Tell me from Pizza Roll says, it seems like you have no interest in Frank. Not yet, Paulie. Do you miss Frank? No, here come on. Do you miss those protein shaped parts? What do you miss the most? I, you know, it's not no interest.

It's just the dynamics have changed for me, you know, to be in a relationship. Like, I need to be around people who understand they speak English in Ireland, okay? And I'll always be there for Frank, you know, at a... Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like

that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. Safe distance from those protein farts, but and he'll always be family, like a loud, spitting part of your family. But he has a separate life from mine with a very dumb person on the Jersey Shore, okay? So they keep trying to get her all riled up about this Frank thing and she's like, I don't care about Frank. Sorry. And so they keep trying it up, but isn't Frank living with David and isn't that weird? And why is David, are your kids still friends with David?

That's so weird. Your family be trained. And she's like, I don't care. Like, literally, who cares? Okay. It's working for them. And he's like, well, Paulie told Frank he's already got a ring. And she goes, you know what?

I think what he was doing, as they say in Ireland, slagon him. That's what he was doing. He was slagon him. Okay, I think that's a very bad word. Slagon him off. Okay, and he's like, all right, well, how long has Paulie bit?

Oh, he's like, he's how long has Paulie bit divorced? Oh, by the way, he's not. He's been separated for 14 years. And the music's like all tense. And like, this was used a lot in the trailers. Like, oh my God, Paulie is not divorced. And then he's like, well, why is he divorced? And he's like, oh, I don't think there was a need for it.

So I didn't think he was gonna get married again. But I think he's gonna get divorced. Yeah, they've been making a lot of hate. This was the thing that Marge talked about at our live show where she had just said this in the after show that he wasn't divorced. And they were like, how dare you betray Margaret? You know, I look at that for everybody who's offended.

The term slagging is not a bad word. You know, I look at that for everybody who's offended. The term slagging is not a bad word. It refers to playful teasing or banter among friends, and it's a cherished tradition in Ireland. Now let's see what it means in Urban Dictionary. In Urban Dictionary, it's like, come on or face. I just slagged. Well urban dictionary, a slag is a woman that fucks around behind her friends or lever

his backs with numerous men. So I guess that's what I was thinking. Okay. Like a Melissa Gaga. Okay, Jennifer, get out of her predictionary. I'm going toixon area with it. So it's, you know, it's at Dolores segment. It's not the most exciting segment,

but I don't need excitement from Dolores. Dolores plays her role very well, and I love her the way she is, but I'm not gonna talk about it anymore. It was funny to me that they cheered up this big scandalous moment that Polly is still married, that there's something terrible here here and Dolores is like, oh yeah, no, he's still married, but he's gonna get divorced.

So that's, like, oh, cool. Cool. So it's great time, Emma Liss is like, oh my God, everybody, you'd look, how much of my dress has gotten on my nails? Isn't that crazy? I've got blue all over my nails from my dread. No one is surprised on this with your she-in fucking dress Okay, no one's not that is falling off all over the floor and your body. Okay, I think did Joe Gorgham make that dress?

This is one in quality control issues. Was that supposed to be one of his marble countertops? Yeah, so then Teresa is saying that, Andy, I love your daughter's blue eyes. And Andy's like, yeah, Ben saying his new thing is that he wants to have another daddy. So that was sort of my, this is sort of my bumble moment for the nation. I'm looking guys hashtag looking question mark anyone want to DM me Let me give you the number my psychic and she'll tell you why you's gonna get it my ring plus She's only a hundred box. I was like yeah, I tell you pay that poor woman my gosh. She wrote you a 10 page The sex for your wedding. Oh someone by the way pointed out that they think that's who sent her that text when she was saying

The lady who took care of her father They're saying that that was the psychic coffee tea reader. Oh, I don't know if that's true I got it in a email in a DM as the kids column on Instagram Maybe I'll just just totally blew up that psychic's pricing because you know everyone else She's like hello my name is Miranda Fastolovus and I charge $300 for psychic reading, because Teresa is my big client. She's like, yeah, she only charged $100. Yeah.

So Andy Warren's Danielle that she's matching. I'm wearing a blanket on, I'm wearing it on. He's like Danielle, she's like, Oh, I can get treatment like that. I'm going home. I'm going home, baby, I care for you. OK, well, I always said your name, but I guess I remind you the way your brother said your name. I don't know what this is all about So he asked for how many guys her kid is dating

She's like oh, she's saying five guys there. She's like being a five-year-old by the superlips Top that knack of my dream my dream come true What's up that? Nacka of my dream. My dream comes true, Eddy. Wow, and you'd made all those outfits for her. Let me guess, was your sewing machine, the brother brand? Oh, Eddy, how could you say that? Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in the background. The only thing was with another hour to fill that much clothes making was me big brother.

I am the El Mane! Come on now! Hold on one second. Hold on. I just got a text message that apparently my DVD is missing of, oh brother we're at the El Mane! Come on now! Now!

Now! Now! So we see the Danielle Montage and her brother. Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would do it! You know, like, like, her holding the fist against her mouth to cry, like, no one cries like that. I'm re-paring her dies. Yeah. I'm re-paring her dies. I saw this how you cry in the movies.

I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies.

I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. I saw this how you cry in the movies. She hasn't seen him for three years yet, but I'm gonna see it tomorrow by grab us like and And he's like if you reached out to him I'm just laugh. I'm sorry. I'm just laughing cuz you know anyone be like oh you're seeing it tomorrow great. Oh, it's a funeral And he's like so it's a wake com which was like hmm? I am awake. I am wake. I am awake. I'm awake. I'm awake.

I'm awake. Yeah. Who said that about being awake? Cause I'm awake. By the way, Daniel, I, I, I, I, that's gonna be, that's gonna go over so well. When you go up to your brother and be like, Hey, I know that one morning grandma,

but you want to talk to me again? Cause I'm a talking about you on TV. I heard brother will really enjoy that and She says and the ass if they've reached out and she's like, yeah, I've said a gift and they said the gift Back in the it was a pretty sweater that I got What I could even leave it so there's a show coming down that the op. And he's like, do you think he watches show? And she's like, this was his favorite show.

It's pretty ironic, right? It's pretty ironic. Because he wouldn't wind up on the show, that it's crazy. No one ever thought of that. Brother, it's so on this show next year. So if you guys don't have the brother and the wife on the show, you have failed.

This better not be some empty promise plot. Exactly. Also, I'd like to see the sweater that they sent back because Daniel's like I said a nice sweater And we see the sweater is like Merry Christmas to you and your slag wife I said I'm a very nice sweater said I'm a stupid and then I have an arrow pointed next to it So point of deck so it's like well it's Cecilia from pizza land says it's obvious you're hiding something is there anything you might have done to cause the rift with your brother just no no I'm praying I'm praying that

Margaret you know something in your arsenal, but please tell me please tell me something I'm in my arsenal Right, there's like oh my god enough with the word arsenal. I can't stand the word arsenal anymore. Okay, and Marge's like listen, you know, I'm nothing. Okay. I didn't know anything and I don't want anything bad for you Okay, if you ever get married again, I'm literally gonna fall in floor swapping. Okay, that's all I'm gonna be you Jennifer Aiden by Jennifer Aiden so funny. She pivots around with her stiff neck Margaret contact to him Daniel do you think she would do that? Is that the premise of this? Is that what you're saying that Margaret contacted your brother? She's evil isn't she? Just trying to plant seeds in Daniel's stupid head.

Yeah, shut up, you fucking idiot. No, listen, I don't want trauma for your family. This last thing I brought in the world, okay? And then he's like, wow, but you didn't make some comments about the trauma with her brother in Ireland that seemed blow the belt. And then we see a clip of when Daniel's's like, oh, yeah, you can forgive, but you never forget. And Mars saying, you know what? And that's why you're going to have problems with your family for the rest of your life. Okay, because you don't fit, get, and

forget. That's like common advice you'd get from a fortune cookie. Forgive him. Why are we pretending that that's below the belt when everything else going on here? You know, Teresa is about to call, or Teresa and Ma, sorry guys, Teresa and Jen both call Marge Ugly and Old, the entire reunion, and no one ever calls that below the belt. It's like for reading very common sense advice,

very below the belt, guys. Also, I would love for Margaret to come out with her own Fortune cookies. You open it up and it just says, you look good, just hon. Oh, thank you, Fortune cookie. You open it and it's like, congratulations, I've made you a new logo.

Okay, you don't have to use it if you don't want to. It's like, you're just a stupid person and I hate you, you know, you're a stupid dumb, insignificant person. Wow, that fortune cooker really had it out for me. Tetch a name. Maybe the cracker. The fortune cookie just opens up an Easter cracker. You look like a zebra's asshole.

Capture's into the pool. It's just like March lines from over the years. I know. So, um, that one's for you, John. That one's for you. Joe, take a shower. What? I'm not even Joe. Why is it supposed to be a mouthache shower? But why is it supposed to be?

Joe changes shirt. It's hideous. So, um, and he's like any regrets for saying that to her in Ireland. She goes, listen, I'm gonna tell you. When she said, I figure I don't forget. I mean, I think that's a theme of Housewives' new jersey, okay? Because it may have come out harsh, and I didn't mean it to be harsh. But if you don't forget and forget, you'll get no results, which is what's happening now, okay? Because there's no forgiving, forgiving this now forgetting a book where we are. I'm on the floor

Sapping about it. So chance I actually Andy I agree with that Like could you swivel Jen back to face and he said sorry? Lazy Susan went a little too far right there. I agree with that Andy I'm Melissa goes. I'm very good at forgiving and forgetting. I was like, okay, Melissa, let's this not about you. Okay, okay. I don't treat one moment, not about you two. She's just as bad as Teresa. And then Teresa goes, Dito. I think you mean, I think you mean Dito, not Dito.

Dito. Oh really? You're good at forgiving and forgetting. Oh my God. Delusion to the highest level. And March Q's trying to keep it on track. It's like it's harsh as that might have sat in the minute in Ireland. And she's like, I've been doing it for years. You know, she's desperate to make up with her brother. And they just ignore them. Everyone just ignores Teresa and Melissa trying to make it about themselves. And Andy's like, well, it landed differently watching it, Marge. Marge was like, I've been nothing but kind to you. Okay, I was sweet to you.

I wanted to help her business. I created a logo for her. I gave her a great, great information, great advice and everything. And Teresa goes, oh yeah, well, she didn't help me. She always said she wanted to help me. She didn't help me. Teresa, by the time Margaret came on the show, you're like a multi-million dollar person selling cookbooks and yoga pants. You don't need Margaret's help. Danielle has like selling two twos in her basement. Did you catch it, Marge says, I gave her a

great tag line, which I don't know what she meant for this or she meant for her business. I wrote it down as I gave her a great tan line and it didn't make sense to me. So I just assumed I wrote it down wrong and I admitted it entirely. I gave her a great tan line. I thought it was funny, Marge is just so funny

because she does stuff for you and then writes down what she did for you. So later she can be like, I would catch what I did for you. Everything, no, got tagline off his space So yeah, I treat like oh she never helped me Oh, yeah, and she's my I tried to and you stood me up to me, sir Which I think is funny because Marge did try to help Teresa and Teresa just kept blowing her off

So she's like oh, yeah, you know who she'll have the nook head on the block Because she wants you to be on her side like the nook head on the block because she wants you to be on her side like the nook head on the block I mean and you know when I told them fuck you I like the backstreet boys today and sad You got the wrong stuff oh And so Danielle Yeah, she's basically saying that Margaret was trying to recruit Danielle Well, do you Do you see a jam Jennifer Aiden, do you see, uh, Jan, Jennifer Aiden, like, do you see Daniel? I mean,

Donack, like, you're not recruiting actively recruiting people. Everyone's recruiting people to their side at all times on the show. And Dan Yell is like, I'm not denying that. I'm not denying that. I don't know if she's saying she's not denying that she knows she was being recruited or she's not denying that Marge out there. I can't really tell. She's just yelling it over and over. And, um, first of all, being nice to someone so that they'll be your friend is a normal thing to do in what we call friendships and relationships. That's how the world works. You know, you meet somebody like them. You're like, Hey, how can I help you? That's kind of normal. Can anybody in this audience please name one thing that Teresa's ever done for anybody ever?

Just one would be good. Besides your parents, because I know a lot of you'll be like, oh my God, she had a parent, they've been with it. Okay, anybody else? Literally anybody not in her family has she ever done one kind thing for anybody? That would be great.

Yeah, I would love to see what that is. So now, uh, Futon from, is it a counter? Is it a bet? I don't know asks. Didn't come up with anything today. Just this is where I'm at. Hey, that's a real person.

Okay. I really like to watch you with Danielle and you defended her in Ireland, but then into Laura's is Ireland party. this is for Melissa, by the way. Everything unraveled. Where do you stand? And Melissa's like, I thought that we had an authentic bond that was formed in the hallowed aisles of envy boutique. But looking at Danielle, she had she was a young mom. She was pretty. She's got kids

She seems dumb as a door knob easily moldable even by someone like me. I was like what's not to love? Yeah, and you know, I mean I took you shopping for envy and I wanted to show you the ropes of how I run my success You don't do that business everybody fucking you sell a bunch of fake shit at that business Melissa come on get off of it everybody fucking you sell a bunch of fake shit at that business Melissa come on get off of it. And also Danielle didn't do anything to you. You turned on Danielle. You were the one who took what Danielle told you and got her and all that trouble with everybody else. So why don't you why you're acting like Danielle did something to you? Well, yeah, that's a great area.

I think because Danielle was was confronting Melissa about this under the guys. I've wanted to be a good friend, but it was like such a the wrong place to do it. It felt, can't really, her motivations felt a little murky. You know what it was, it's more like Danielle was trying to turn Melissa against Marge, even if it meant potentially mortifying Melissa at a party. So I'm okay with that. But even if you don't like it, that information didn't come from Danielle

and everybody knows it. Melissa already knew this information and she, Daniel didn't do it. I mean, sorry. She put it on camera. I know that's the thing, but she was also telling her what everybody had been saying on camera

about her the whole season. So I just, I don't know. I think there was a lot to villainized Danielle over. I just think Melissa's full of shit when she knows that it had nothing to do with Danielle. Yeah, I guess that's, you make a good point. I don't get the sense that there's actually that much of a riff between the two of them, you know, because Andy's like, you're a path forward. And Teresa's like, yeah, she just wanted to learn Danielle out there.

Her side did. And Melissa's like, that's an assassination of character. I'm very welcoming to new people. And Teresa goes, storyline, storyline. And Melissa's like, which is also, Teresa's just so dumb, you know?

She's like mad over things. She doesn't understand. Like accusing people of making a storyline by befriending new cast members is just stupid. Like that's what you have to do on the show, Teresa. I'm gonna go storyline. What do you want to make friends with Rachel for then? And she goes, why do you want to make friends with Rachel?

And she goes, why do you mean? And Rachel goes, oh, she doesn't want to be my friend. I don't think she wants to be my friend. I'm gonna say, yeah, you know what, Teresa? I didn't make a point right now. But I'm gonna say this, the things that you and your haters are your haters say, they're the same things. You talk just like your haters.

Yeah, and Marge says, you and your tree stamps. Tree stamps and trees, because, tree stamps, look at what you look like. No, I'm not calling you a tree stamp. Oh my God, do I have to put this in a fortune? Could you if you'd understand it? It's very Marge. marge rolls her eyes so violently Margaret's like I never really I hitched myself to this wagon for so many years

fucking idiot so she's like I'm not calling you a tree stop stupid and she goes woohoo woohoo over the head over the head and it's thought yeah it's below the belt for March to say forgive him forget but it's okay for tree to collar ugly you know what the fuck with this show so he's like Danielle even Gretchen Weiner from was cooler than you says that no one took you seriously and you were the butt of their jokes all season how do you feel about that joke but and she's like ever discussing it with the total big girl mentality think think the better to me and you call me and you want to be me you you you call me and want to be and you know what that's the truth because

wait friend I want to be nothing like you or you or me you can make fun of what I wear that how I talk and how I do my hair. I was like, oh God, God. It's just, she's like going off and Rachel just starts laughing. You know, it's so worst and going so poorly. I know, she's like, who is this crazy lady? And Margaret's like, you know what,

wait, first of all, we were arguing. Okay, we're arguing that night, okay? And you know, yet a great first season, you got arguing that night, okay. And you know, you had a great first season. You got a ton of endorsements. And I think it's great. Unlike some people who've been here for years and years. She was like, oh, this is boring. I want to fight with Jen.

She's more fun to pick her with. I know, she's like, I don't even, I don't even want to play with you right now. Okay, so you're not fun. And Melissa cracks up at the endorsement stage. And Jen falls for it. Hey, hey, wait a minute, spin me to the left. I don't need endorsements, alright?

I'm out of reach. I'm out of reach in Chanel. I wasn't Chanel before this show, and I'm gonna be a Chanel after this show. Who needs them? And then, Marge's like, I'm talking to Danielle and complimenting the amazing Danielle and from many different endorsements and Merge is like, I'm talking to Danielle and complimenting the amazing Danielle

and from many different endorsements from the Penny saver and various avocado and pear companies. And Andy's like, Okay, well, Danielle, it is interesting because you came off to me is pretty tough and I was surprised by how emotional you are and that you left situations a few times when I'm trying to say,

is do you wanna be on the show still because you're gonna have to change that next season She's like I'm gonna just shot cuz right? I was like my friend, you know, and I don't know how many times I can tell you marchers I just want to say she's you shut up She's like, uh, please tell me to shut up. Okay. I'm your logo maker. Okay. What are you gonna do? Pass a burger king and you know curse whoever made the crown? Let me come on By the way, I totally skipped over the most important part of this entire thing, right?

Which is when Jen saying I don't need any fucking endorsements. I mean less I tried Andy Andy, I don't see your endorsements. Let's have much you don't do it. He's like I do it like literally all the time Of course I love my endorsements. He's like, thank you endorsements. Yeah, sorry, skip that. No, I skipped it. No, I skipped it.

I skipped it. It was my fault. That's only a way. Well, you know what, I just got a new fortune cookie that says, you both have a drug addicts. So she's like, yeah, please don't tell me to shut up. And Danielle goes, oh yeah, well she twists it when I say she took it and she twisted it.

And then we see the clips of what really happened when she said everyone keeps telling us that Bob's got this arsenal or whatever. And Rachel's like, I don't like this talking about a thing. And then later Rachel's saying, when I was shopping with Danielle, she was saying you have an arsenal, okay? That was misrepresenting it.

You didn't say everyone was saying it. You made it sound like she said it. So I don't think you did it on the list. No, the flashback. The flashback was actually misrepresenting because remember I actually went back and rewatched that scene because I got so sick of this argument And I when we watched rewatched a scene and what Daniel says is basically everyone says that Margaret's got a Got got an arsenal and no she knows this and that I'm sorry to think it's true

So she basically says everyone says this and I now agree because everyone says it so oh, okay We'll very good research. Thanks. Wow. Now I'm like, I better double check that one more time. But yeah, you're a real dramaturg. I love that thing. Thing.

But it's a really thank you, because I would look even dimmer. So, I was very crucial point, yeah. And then Danielle was like, Yeah, she tried to make me look bad. And Rachel was like, you said she had an arsenal and that's what I told her. Like, come on. And then he's like, okay, well, what was your reaction, Marge,

when you actually saw the scene? Marge was like, you know, it was, yeah, it was more my ounce. It was more my ounce than I thought it was going to be. Okay. That's the truth about it. It wasn't infuriating. I was not sobbing. I was not on the floor. It was like Theresa making Mexican food. It was just more mild than I was anticipating. You know, I didn't seem like that.

And she's like, yeah, I didn't really seem like that big of a deal with me. And so Margaret's like, and it wasn't, it wasn't, you know, but like I don't think that Rachel misrepresented it. You know, she just woken up from whatever nap she was taking and I think she was just trying to get her bearings. And so Jen's like absolutely she misrepresented it and it and Rachel's like no one asked you Jen she's it doesn't matter I'm here for my opinion I'm in just by Olivia. So Laura's and it's like do you think that Rachel repeated it the way it was said? Yes, okay Glad we had this talk okay and Jen's like shit twisted it

She was fueling the fire and Dolores is like well, I mean look repeating it was fueling the fire. Let's face it am I right and Marjus like oh god, you know Danielle just took it so hard of the whole season and Danielle says but it's because you guys kept bringing it up and they're like no you were the one you did bringing it up You idiot because are you kidding me? I just kept cover going I hold these pictures like come on Just kept cover for me over and over again, you did, you did. Literally Danielle, you were the one who went psycho over this. Like, you were the one who was like, Rachel's a rat. And then of course, Rachel finds out that she's called a rat.

So, Rachel's like, what the fuck? Oh my god, they're coming from this. So, Rachel's like, you take zero accountability for your pot, which is also why this goes back to your relationship with your brother. Ah! Okay, calm yourself. Well, that's below the belt.

If you're gonna say something called an old ugly hag, that's the kind of criticism we allow here. All right. I apologize Andy, I will send you a free tile. Anyway, this goes back to relationship, you can consider that an endorsement too, but that's an endorsement for you Andy. You're sitting here being like,

I don't know what I did, but where's your accountability? Yeah, where was it? You know, just because we have to repeat ourselves because it's a reunion and that's what it's about. I think Rachel was all right over this. I don't think this was cool. She took, she went made that girl

Was just trying to gossip with her in a store What else you supposed to do with your friends in the store? I'm not talk shit about people and then she runs over and gets the new girl in trouble with everybody else So she can look cool to them and I thought that was uncool I think Rachel is a very bad new friend, okay? She's someone who's gonna She's gonna be nice to you while she needs you because you're both new And then she's gonna dump you the second that she's on a more popular team shame on you Dong shame Dong shame same. Don same. Don same. Don. Well, there it is on the record

I'm team Rachel. So Danielle is like oh, I know what I did Rachel and yeah She's like if I was an asshole and the bitch I will own it and Rachel's like you're an asshole and a bitch to me And you won't you don't even own that so how are you gonna own it for your brother? So let's see so Andy says Dolores is known Rachel a long time. Is that true? Yeah, because Like a fitness thing with Frank or something like that wasn Wasn't that Brittany? Wasn't that how Brittany knew her for a long time? It was something like that. Over-turning in a fitness competition,

remember when they came out like two little skinny rotisserie chickens? And then I guess Dolores must have known it through Frank. Okay, that makes sense. But by the way, the right before that is brought up when Rachel is basically saying, like, you don't ever take accountability, Danielle loses her mind and just starts screaming. Yeah, your biggest big jet is on the face of the ass.

They're like, what the hell? Don't take out your insecurities on me. Me, my insecurities, my balls drag out the door. I'm not insecure. I'm like, what? Can we please get this one with a shot of booze or something can we get like come around? That my my balls draw out that my balls drag out the tour and Rachel goes Oh, yeah, when you leave the door when you walk out of like oh good one you guys are you guys are killing it

I didn't hear Rachel say that, but that was a sick burn. That was her response So then we get into Laura's, look, what do you think, Laura? You know Rachel and she's like, listen, they need to drop this. All right, it's so minute, it's so stupid. You know, the insults calm, it just gets worse. Just leave it behind.

All right, just frank it, frank it. Just leave it on the Jersey show with some idiot. Okay, I've dinner with it once every three months. You know what I mean? Leave it on the Jersey Shore with some idiot, okay? I have dinner with it once every three months. You know what I mean? Rachel's like, well, I will say this. I'd like Danielle's. Okay, you're a good mom, okay?

And I don't like what you said about me and your confessionals. The punishment didn't fit the crime. All I said was that you said that she had an arsenal because it's what you heard, but you continue to double down and never apologize for your part. And she's like, cause you will be to me every time. And he's like, okay, can you instead of responding like that, why don't she said you're a good mom. So you say something nice back to her. And she's like, uh, I'm a tile. All right. He's like, well done. Well done. You're going to get a second. All right. He's like, well done.

Well done. You're going to do a second season. Congratulations. Her daughter next year is going to be debuting a dress that's just made of tile. So I'd love to say, I think moving forward, we make a pact that no matter what said this season, it never gets said again. We leave it here, girls. If you want to come back to this group, never mention your stupid fight again. Thank you. Yeah, this group who let's go as we have the

same fight over and over every single season between these Melissa and Theresa. So Andy's like, okay, let's move on. Melissa's life should have been on the up with her new house that everyone's making fun of on the internet. Cause hilarious. You know, there's a special article and curved about this house. It's so big. It is so fun. Yeah, people were coming for your design, Melissa. Adventure is such a funny response.

She goes, hey, I'm the one who has to live there. So I don't care what anybody says. Like, were you meeting to say, I'm the one who has to live there, so don't make me feel worse, cause I'm the one who's suffering in this stupid house. Cause then she's trying to be defiant. Like, I you meeting to say, I'm the one who has lived there, so don't make me feel worse, because I'm the one who's suffering in this stupid house. Because then she's trying to be defiant. Like, I don't care. I love my ugly, mischraping,

puck on the history of our architecture. Yeah, which is why you're having it all read them as we speak. Come on. So Andy asks you to see it and Marge and Rachel both slowly raise their hands. And they're like, it's gorgeous Andy. She's like, yeah, it is. Good.

It's gorgeous. Who knows who knows who the cookie was meant for. I don't know. I realize how you have to look at their house. It just pretends like the back cover of Mad Magazine and what you do is you take a picture and you just scrunch it together until you see only one little triangle and then it looks like a beautiful house. So the rumors were that fooda just got on this show because she gave all the tile in the house for free to Melissa.

This is something I read on Reddit a long time ago. I'm talking about it. So I liked this question from Andy. He's like, did fooda tile do the floors and Rachel's like, yeah, Melissa's demanding. I'll tell you that. question from Andy's like, did food a tile do the floors and Rachel's like, yeah, Melissa's demanding. I'll tell you that. And Melissa changed her mind a hundred times and a hundred times. But it's worth it because now look at me making arguments like where you

leave the door where you walk out of. So well, Zillow from you ugly, as Melissa, you moved to Teresa's neighborhood and she moved away. Was that intentional? I'm always like, no actually she moved onto my block like two doors down almost like that band three doors down but two doors down instead so not quite as good as that. Wow.

And Teresa's like, yeah, could they like eight and I'm like 16 so like I'm like, I'm like Teresa She's giving you she's giving you some material there. You can see it. Where's your look? I tried to be close to you And you moved away from me. I just wanted to be invited over dinner. I thought that's where it was gonna go Well least porches from our not first cars says Teresa and Tonya is such a sweet niece. Why name her for not attending your kids? Sweet 16. She's like, ah, cuz Rachel asked me a question today, but I never should have answered cuz now I realize it It's a set up question. That's what I asked. She's like, no, why is it? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And she's like, I would never do anything to cause issues between sisters and laws. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, and voice of apathy, it wasn't a setup. I liked it. I also want some free tile to get rid of that disgusting pebble tile that Frank put in.

But I would also expect you to ask Melissa that question instead of Teresa that question. You know, in that way it was kind of a, it wasn't a question, the question itself wasn't a setup, but who she asked the question to, was that a setup? I don't know. I don't know. Do I ever want to discount on tile again?

I do. So you figure it out because I'll tell you this much. Pause floors. Very slippery. We need some antithioles in there. Can you do you have any vinyl tiles? Hey, I've got a question. This one is for Mr. Ronnie Carrham. It's on behalf of him. It did strike me that you got very upset that you said kids are off limits But Melissa you guys have talked about Gia on your podcast and he said the kids have eaten their heart Would you care to answer this because I know there's a podcaster who's pumping his fist in the air right now And this is where Melissa just lies your fucking face off. I have never talked about Gia

I guess you did on your podcast She just know we didn't he goes well you said the kids have hate their hearts. And she goes, yeah, but for me, because they talked about me at the party, you saw, you know, they said what they said, you saw their reactions to me this year. Yeah, but you still brought the kids into it. Altarisa said was her kids got hurt feelings because your kid didn't show up at a party. That was pretty innocent, too. So why are you acting like you can, you can't play it both ways.

You can't say that. You can't say that. Kids have hate in your heart. Hate in their heart for you because actually what will also be, first of all, you can't say it because they're your nieces and you shouldn't say that on TV.

And second of all, they're just gonna hear it as they are hateful people, which is not exactly what Melissa's saying, but that's how they're gonna take it. So you're just, shouldn't have said it. Yeah, so then we see the awkward scene of her trying to be nice to the nieces and then being a little bit just to her.

Oh, see how that works? I can say it. You see? Yeah, because I'm not related to you, okay? So Melissa's like, have you ever since, once on the show, wait, have you ever since once on the show, wait, what have you ever since once on the show say a negative thing about my sister-in-law?

Oh, she says it like. Have you ever seen my daughter one time on the show say anything negative about Teresa? No, but your daughter's not a character on the show. You know what I mean? Those other girls are all like characters with scenes. Antonio literally comes into the kitchen because you force her.

She obviously doesn't want to be around you or speak to you at all. Even when they got like, when you guys got her the car, she only hugged Joe. She barely even looks at you. She doesn't like you. Okay. So no, she didn't say anything to you about it because she's probably on team Teresa. Yes. So Antonio is chosen and it's not you. And so Melissa's like, I would never throw your kids under the bus for that. You know, you know, your children have missed a plenty of events and I would never throw them under the bus for that and she's like, oh yeah, really? Tell me, tell me which one they missed.

And Melissa's like, um, excuse me, it's about the kids right now. So I would show like, if I were you, like be a little classy here, which is something that has literally never happened on the show for anyone. Be a little classy. So Teresa is like just a whole argument. So hypocritical. So Teresa is like, you're not classy. And Andy says, do your kids hate Melissa to resuscitate? No. Can't really just

wish a happy burn man. She said, happy birthday. You dumb bitch. I'm fucking hanging on, you're dying to sleep. Because that's a god-donna. She just, yeah, well, I did the scene with her. So what's your point? And she's like, I never said nothing bad about Antonia. You know, I love my niece, which she has never said anything bad about Antonia. I have to say, she just said, when they said

to the kids a kid along, she said, Antonia got upset when she, or whatever, your kid got upset when Antonia couldn't go to a party. Why is this why we're fighting about this? Uh, yeah, I don't think, uh, yeah. So Andy's like, uh, I said, well, what was your reaction when you saw Melissa say, I don't want anything that's going on to get in the way of her.

Remember when she talked to Antonio in the car and she's just like, Oh, yeah, well, you know, the reason why she did that? Cause what filming at the show? And Melissa's like, well yeah, well, you know, the reason why she did that because what filming at the V show and Melissa's like, well, because my children have never said a word on trying to look like an angel victim. Like, I just don't want our fight to be anything to do with you, which is why you have a whole podcast talking about what assholes they are. Fucking break. But like, but I mean, I mean, I think I still would rather Melissa, even if it were

a hollow gesture, I still like, I still appreciate Melissa saying that to Antonia, whether it's on camera or not. Versus Teresa, who is literally always going up to her daughter's back, can you believe my brother? He said he doesn't like you guys. God, but I don't want things to get mad between us. Oh, God, but my brother hates you guys. I think they both do it And I'm not accusing Melissa specifically of doing it. I mean, I don't really know But you know Joe does Joe and Teresa are the same fucking person You know that they shit talk Teresa all the fucking time and how could Teresa do this and how good we haven't seen it Yeah, but they're definitely better about not doing it on camera. So I have no I have no receipts, but

I'm sure they do. Well, so then Teresa, then it comes up this whole thing about putting food on their table when she was in jail and everything. And Teresa is like saying, how Joe only came to see her in jail one time, only one time. And Melissa is like, well, guess what? He wasn't on the list. He wasn't on the, he couldn't, he couldn't go to see you in jail because you didn't put him on the list, except for one time when it benefited you because it was during the Theresa checks in. Yeah, and she's saying she only put him on

because they were shooting and she had to put him on the list, which sounds like Theresa, right? Yes, but I believe that. But also this podcast thing was dirty, because on the podcast, it's from me. Joe's going, yeah, when she was in prison, Joe was working, wasn't working at all. So they had no income and if we weren't on that show, their kids would still not be not still be in that house and have food and have whatever they had.

It's like, uh, it felt like, like a, like an overs, give it themselves an outsized amount of importance in that chapter in those kids life. But I also don't think like, I think I just feel like that is like, it feels like I get an exaggeration, but they made it seem like that was the most horrific thing that someone could ever say on a podcast. And I just think it was just, you could say, that's bullshit, how ridiculous, but like, to be like, oh my God, we can never talk to him again. I think it's, oh, like, I think that's blown out of proportion. Well, because, I think it's that way, because Melissa and Joe were like,

oh my God, how could you do this to your family? How could you bring children into it? You said Antonio didn't come to a birth, and Tony has had to skip a birthday party. Oh my God, how could you do it? It's about the children. Wouldn't mean while on their podcast show, those children are lucky they got fucking food. Because without us, they wouldn't have nothing. They're lazy fucking dad didn't have work.

Demaw was in jail. It's like, you guys are disgusting. So it's like it's okay to just talk shit about the parents all the time. But you know, that's the thing about Jersey, too. And we say this about a lot of shows, especially when it becomes an hour and 20 minutes into a podcast, and it doesn't need to be an hour and 20 minutes long, okay. But we often say it, and it's like, why are we sent standing up for either one of these idiots? It's Melissa and Teresa. You're both gross and Joe, I'm including you in that. You're all gross to each other.

Joe, I'm including you in that. You're all gross to each other. Well, Melissa's like, I had your back for the last 20 years when you needed us and needed your brother and Joe packed her up and took her to college and we were good then, but now we're pieces of shit and you got your man now and now we're just pieces of shit because you got your man now. So then the most appropriate user question make it stop 45. I love that someone in make it stop tweeted in Melissa it seems like Jen is hanging in there for your life about that baseball player comment Marge made about Joe Do you want to?

Circle back to this thing you want to do this? Why do this little let little do this? Say, God, these people have no sense of humor. Jesus. So they go into this whole discussion. Jim says, okay, so we see the clip of Jim saying, so it's not true. She didn't tell you to leave Joe for a ball player. Which I'm still hilarious. I have to say, even all this time later, it's still hilarious.

And Melissa's like, well, that's why I call Margaret Dynasty, because she says, all these dramatic things, it's not dramatic. Really not Dynasty. It's not dramatic. She was making a smart-ass comment, like if Joe wants to leave you, you'll be fine. You can get someone fucking hot, like A-Rod or whatever,

you know, who cares? Yeah, she's like, Melissa, you know, we always say that Melissa's like, J-Lo, you know, who cares? Yeah, she's like, Melissa, you know, we always have it, Melissa's like, J-Lo, you know, like, not we don't even say Dallas to a J-Lo, she's just sort of like, you know, like, I don't know, found out the bottom of the ocean J-Lo. Okay, well, so we're at one night and like her and J-Lo are arguing.

And I say, listen, J-Lo can be with A-Rod, so you can be with any fucking ball player who's plays in a, what's below minor league? Is there a baseball, below minor league? Is there a baseball below minor league? Like, Thursday night pick-up game, something like, you could be with that kind of ball player. Like, what's wrong with saying that to your friend? I just can't get over somebody comparing Melissa to J.Lo. I can't. But it's not okay with me. I don't think we should just let it go.

But I will. So, Jon's like, okay, well, I can appreciate that could be a joke. But Laura said that you always tell them Alyssa she could do better. Well, guess why? Because Melissa's telling Margaret and everybody else what a controlling asshole Joe is, and they're like, you don't deserve that, you could do better. And you know why they're telling her that?

Because that's what you tell your friend when their husband or their boyfriend is being an asshole. That's right, that's exactly right. So, and he's like, hey, by the way, it's being Laura. Jennifer, didn't you invite Laura to your season 13 premiere party and didn't you have her type out all the invitations on her little stenographer pad?

You have a real hard friend, anybody to know what the date of the time was because she did it in stenographer language, which apparently it's from Ireland, it's an Irish language. She was like, okay. And so Andy's like, so you guys friends and she goes, no, no, no, we just talk, you know, we just talk. I'm like, you gossip for your arsenal, the arsenal. So, there are like, uh, Margaret goes, she's a bitch. Okay. That's what she is. That's why she did it. And Margaret's like, Margaret, uh,

James, like Margaret, let me ask you this. Why would she care if she comes on the show? It's just what are you talking about you, knit with? I invited her on the show. I wanted her on the show I was the one trying to get her on the show. You fucking nuts you dumb ass And he's like, yeah, she tried to get her on the show and Jen goes, and that's when she convinced you to block her, isn't that right Andy? And Mark was like, oh what, so I run NBC Bravo now, is that what you're saying? I wish I did, because then I could pay for all these anti well lawsuits that come my way. And Andy's like, can I tell you something that you can tell her?

Which I was like, oh no. He's like, if she was trying to get on the show as a friend and then she tried to get on as Margis and me, don't you think that would be interesting to producers just letting know Lauren O. Andy, the boss said she's not even interesting enough to question about this. And she was the main story behind this season. You know how I'm a dad, because I'm a dad. Well, what if you take the A out and put it into you instead? That's Laura!

A dud! Laura sucks. We've just put up a picture on the television and Rachel fell asleep looking at it. Rachel's like, what? What was the sleep? I saw the? Well, I saw the whole thing. I saw the whole thing. Uh, Joe Prison. Yep.

I'm curious. Teresa starts going on. She's like, oh yeah, that happened with Melissa. You brought my sister, no, wanting to bring Laura on there. And Melissa's like, they brought me on because I'm actually cool and interesting. She's like, oh, that was disgusting.

So what I want. That was disgusting. This is where Dolores goes. This story is so old. And then, yell, my favorite thing that she said all season is like, I'm just thinking about Shake Shack. So Jen says, well, did Melissa, she says Andy Andy did Melissa ever contact you to try and get on the show? And Teresa is like, oh my gosh, she wouldn't, she wouldn't, you know, do that. You know, she can't contact Andy. And Andy's like, no, no, no, no, no,

I don't recall any of that. I don't recall, which is a very political way to answer. He's like, he's like, oh, I know. He's like, here's what I know. She was cute, Joe was funny. He sent me a dick pic. I was one over. I promised never to show anyone.

I'd jerk off to it three times a week still. And they had a double staircase, which is pretty cool. Ah! Yeah, you guys thought you would bring her on because it would be great TV. Deskusting. Your whole storyline was me, it was me. And Melissa's like, oh, stop with the storyline.

Your whole storyline is talking about your brother in every scene. Okay, I have to say on this one, you're both correct. So both of you shut up. You've been using each other for a story for years. So you actually agree? You actually agree? To each other's story, too, because you hate each other.

So it's fair. Yeah. So Teresa's like, no, no, I have a lot of story. I had a baby on the show I went to jail on the show. I got married on the show. She's so proud that she went to jail on the show And she's like She's like that was the first time that storyline had ever been done before Yeah, I launched going to jail so Teresa's

Melissa's like wow you went to jail. Wow. We're very proud of you, Teresa. Very proud. She wants to go back, Andy. And he's like, no, please no. She's, oh yeah, we're bringing it all out because it's over after that. Hey, because I ain't never looking at your face. Never get on my line. Melissa's like, bye bye. Bye bye. And she goes, you know what? Jacqueline told me so much shit about you and my brother with doing like she told me everything. And Andy who's like, he has sort of like put himself on a protective coma to avoid all this suddenly perks up because, wha wha wha. Jacqueline the reader.

What? Um, Melissa's like, oh my god, I haven't seen that woman in 10 years. She goes, yeah, Andy, she told me that Joe's ex-parned Then go to jail cuz he out at me. All right, they were hanging out with him They were hanging out. So wait, she's saying Joe's ex-parter didn't go to jail for I guess turning states evidence or whatever Against Teresa and they were seeing hanging out with this guy. They were having dinner with this guy Yeah, and Melissa's like, I don't even know who Joe's ex partner is. And she goes, yeah, you do. And she goes, no, I don't

doll. This is like when you said Carolyn Manzo put you in jail. Yeah, when I take that back, I think you put them in jail. Oh my god, and everyone's shocked. Now she's accusing Melissa of sending her to prison. Which I just like to remind everybody again, if you go read these documents, Joe was gonna go to prison either way. He wasn't getting out of this. But the judge was literally like Teresa, if you're just honest with me,

honest with me about where this money is, and I'm saying, I'm being honest, I don't know nothing. And then you went to jail. Because you lied multiple times. And also Teresa just And then you went to jail. To reason because you lied multiple times. And also to reason just bragged about going to jail as evidence of her having a storyline. So if Melissa did send you to jail, I guess you could thank Melissa for your storyline. Then you would have to admit that Melissa did in fact give you a storyline after all that.

So this is... Toxic, crazy, toxic. I mean, I don't think it's anymore. I don't think I thought this was child's play really compared to some of these reunions. This was easy. I didn't find this that toxic, but it gets worse because Louis comes on at some point and he is just completely... I mean, he is a complete villain now. So I can't wait for that.

That's gonna be great. Yeah, Deedle Gate is around the corner. So, but before we get to that, we at least have another van to pump rules reunion, more summer house reunion, and just like pure madness. Everyone's in, everyone is in rage right now. Everyone's taking sides across the Brauffovers

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